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*Watching the votes collect*

*Watching the votes collect*
My god you are a postwhore.

*joins in postwhoring*

Just so long as I beat Kanabia, I'm happy. Vote for me, people! Radishes for all!

*joins in postwhoring*

Just so long as I beat Kanabia, I'm happy. Vote for me, people! Radishes for all!
:fluffle:

:fluffle:
And the same for you, darling. ;)

*joins in postwhoring*

Just so long as I beat Kanabia, I'm happy. Vote for me, people! Radishes for all!

But I don't like radishes...

Ok whoever votes for me gets FREE pr0n, alcohol, hookers, nude pics of me and ruffy and la dame(wild weekend) Plus, I love world peace. The end.

And the same for you, darling. ;)
I perfer cash..

Ok whoever votes for me gets FREE pr0n, alcohol, hookers, nude pics of me and ruffy and la dame(wild weekend) Plus, I love world peace. The end.
You sig'd me!

I wish I could give you my vote now.. :(

I perfer cash..


Oh boy does he ever...

Oh boy does he ever...
;)

But I don't like radishes...
You'll love them when you see where I put them...

I perfer cash..
My currency is sexual favours.

You'll love them when you see where I put them...

No I won't.

You sig'd me!

I wish I could give you my vote now.. :(


Hey, its the thought that counts!

In addition to seconding this, Gravlen nominated me for sexiest woman.

I'm the sexiest hemaphrodite, I guess?

Actually, no, clearly I'm an omnipotent god, so I have to be both the sexiest man and the sexiest woman. :D
That last bit is more along the lines I was thinking.

Sexiest unisex poster or something? :cool:

No I won't.
Sure ya will! Meh. Even if you don't, vote for me anyway. It's all good.

Meh what the hell.

Vote for me and i'll give you stuff.
Including that JD you have in your hand in the pic?

Hmmm.

*votes*

You can have all of my votes if you want. I don't even want to be on that poll.
Yet you are... Bwahahahaha! :D Our plan is working perfectly!
*Evil smirk*

Now to eat some more evil cake!

Gimme a sec..
And cake! :eek:

You magnificent bastard! :fluffle:

My currency is sexual favours.
Neato!

And cake! :eek:

You magnificent bastard! :fluffle:


Hey keep your fluffles to your self. Ruffy is mine now, bitch. You wanna fightor something?

My currency is sexual favours.


Hey, don't you owe me like $10...which equates to...ummm...2 handjobs and and a hot carl?

Hey, its the thought that counts!
:fluffle:

Hey keep your fluffles to your self. Ruffy is mine now, bitch. You wanna fightor something?

Have you two been married yet by me? No? I rest Gravlen's case.

And cake! :eek:

You magnificent bastard! :fluffle:
Cake for my cack.

;)

Have you two been married yet by me? No? I rest Gravlen's case.


Hey, I have a knife here. You wanna fight too? Ill cut you esse.

Hey, don't you owe me like $10...which equates to...ummm...2 handjobs and and a hot carl?
And a dirty sanchez.

Hey, don't you owe me like $10...which equates to...ummm...2 handjobs and and a hot carl?
Nope. I charge by the hour. $750/hour. So your $10 is good for 48 seconds.

I'm sure that'll be enough...;) ;)

Hey, I have a knife here. You wanna fight too? Ill cut you esse.

And I've got the power of... er... marriage?

It's easy to do - all you have to do is argue enough that I say that you two are arguing like an old married couple, and whala - you are married.

And I've got the power of... er... marriage?

It's easy to do - all you have to do is argue enough that I say that you two are arguing like an old married couple, and whala - you are married.


Well, what if i say "hey woman, get me a beer, now" does that make us married?

Nope. I charge by the hour. $750/hour. So your $10 is good for 48 seconds.

I'm sure that'll be enough...;) ;)


Whoa, 48 seconds...I only think 30 at max is neccessary.

Hey keep your fluffles to your self. Ruffy is mine now, bitch. You wanna fightor something?
I reserve the right to fluffle indiscriminately and gratuitously. So there.

:fluffle:

Have you two been married yet by me? No? I rest Gravlen's case.
It's good to have someone to argue my case for me... :fluffle:

*Sits back and relaxes*

I reserve the right to fluffle indiscriminately and gratuitously. So there.

:fluffle:


Fine, you know what. Just fluffle Ruffy. I don't care anymore. Im going to be emo now or something :p

Fine, you know what. Just fluffle Ruffy. I don't care anymore. Im going to be emo now or something :p
:p

damn back in the basement.....oh well.


*grabs a beer*

anyone want one?

damn back in the basement.....oh well.


*grabs a beer*

anyone want one?
Yes please.

Mmm... Beer :fluffle:

damn back in the basement.....oh well.


*grabs a beer*

anyone want one?
Sure. Cheers.

I'm surprised that on this forum more people are not joining us... They usually flock to alcohol...

Sure. Cheers.

I'm surprised that on this forum more people are not joining us... They usually flock to alcohol...


I know! Its like they are sharks smelling blood in the water.

NOOOOOO!!!! i am in like...3rd place now... :(

It's good to have someone to argue my case for me... :fluffle:

*Sits back and relaxes*

You're welcome. :fluffle:

NOOOOOO!!!! i am in like...3rd place now... :(
...

so?

I'm surprised you're so ahead, considering there are much hotter men (imo) on the poll than you.

...

so?

I'm surprised you're so ahead, considering there are much hotter men (imo) on the poll than you.

Like who, gret ladame?

Like who, gret ladame?

I'd say Peisandros, but I'm not La Dame.

Like who, gret ladame?
Like me.

...

so?

I'm surprised you're so ahead, considering there are much hotter men (imo) on the poll than you.


ouch....i hurt.. I think I want to die now...

I'd say Peisandros, but I'm not La Dame.
Kanabia's okay too, but I think it might be the booze in his hand. :p

And how can we forget the uber-sexy animated Straughn?

But that's only because I dislike facial hair and prefer darker hair and paler skin. *shrugs.*

Kanabia's okay too, but I think it might be the booze in his hand. :p

And how can we forget the uber-sexy animated Straughn?

But that's only because I dislike facial hair and prefer darker hair and paler skin. *shrugs.*
Imma miss you this summer.

ouch....i hurt.. I think I want to die now...
EMO!

:p

Kanabia's okay too, but I think it might be the booze in his hand. :p Ah, I thought you had just forgotten to put up the cuter pics, but now I see there is method to your madness. :p

EMO!

:p
Well he said he was going emo, didn't he?

Well he said he was going emo, didn't he?
*puts polo shirt on*

Zilam is very cute in the suit! I vote for him.

Well he said he was going emo, didn't he?


Only becuase, like you use me man. And I am not a toy to be played with -cuts self- I have feelings too! -cries-

Zilam is very cute in the suit! I vote for him.


I love you!

Zilam is very cute in the suit! I vote for him.
PUPPET PUPPET PUPPET!

:upyours:

Ah, I thought you had just forgotten to put up the cuter pics, but now I see there is method to your madness. :p
Method? My dear woman, there is no method at all! In fact, I'm not quite sure what the word method means...

RANDOM BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!

I love you!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

:upyours:

PUPPET PUPPET PUPPET!

:upyours:


Puppet? yeah right. :p

I promise on my life, i have NEVER had a puppet. :)

Method? My dear woman, there is no method at all! In fact, I'm not quite sure what the word method means...

RANDOM BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!
Nibble?

ouch....i hurt.. I think I want to die now...
But you're ranking #3 from all the guys who got nominated!

I'm sorry? :(

Method? My dear woman, there is no method at all! In fact, I'm not quite sure what the word method means...

RANDOM BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!
What, you're drunk already? o.O

Why the hell aren't I there?

http://www.my-autographs.de/images/mccon.jpg

Puppet? yeah right. :p

I promise on my life, i have NEVER had a puppet. :)
I am so hurt right now. :(

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

:upyours:


RUFFY!!!! NOOO!!!! I love you MOSTEST!!!!!!!!!

Why the hell aren't I there?

http://www.my-autographs.de/images/mccon.jpg
Because you run around nekkid playing bongos?

What, you're drunk already? o.O
Hey, happy hour's not over yet for another 3 minutes where I live. :p

What, you're drunk already? o.O
Nah, I'm the drunk here.

Why the hell aren't I there?

http://www.my-autographs.de/images/mccon.jpg


-sodomizes-

Only becuase, like you use me man.
It's true, I do.
And I am not a toy to be played with
Yes, you are.
I have feelings too! -cries-
No you don't.

:p

Nah, I'm the drunk here.
Well, I might be going out on a limb here, but I'd say there's room enough for more than one drunk on NS General.

So "Cheers!", Ladame! :p

I am so hurt right now. :(


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Because you run around nekkid playing bongos?
:eek:

...

Are you sure you're not describing me? :p

It's true, I do.

Yes, you are.

No you don't.

:p


:p

Hey! why didn't velia vote for me on the thingy? Im still only at 10!!!! DAMNIT!

Why the hell aren't I there?

http://www.my-autographs.de/images/mccon.jpg

Oooh! I vote for you! Except I already voted for Peisandros. :p

RUFFY!!!! NOOO!!!! I love you MOSTEST!!!!!!!!!
:(

Well, I might be going out on a limb here, but I'd say there's room enough for more than one drunk on NS General.

So "Cheers!", Ladame! :p
Pfft.

:eek:

...

Are you sure you're not describing me? :p
Are you the guy with the million-dollar grin, dreamy hair, and chiseled pecs who just broke up with Penelope Cruz?

Why, yes, I am talking about you! :eek:

But keep those bongos covered in the future, will ya?

Are you the guy with the million-dollar grin, dreamy hair, and chiseled pecs who just broke up with Penelope Cruz?

Why, yes, I am talking about you! :eek:

But keep those bongos covered in the future, will ya?
Oh wait, I got the wrong bastard.

I'm the bastard that broke up with Jennifer Aniston to marry Angelina Jolie, and I like my bongo, thank you very much.

Oh wait, I got the wrong bastard.

I'm the bastard that broke up with Jennifer Aniston to marry Angelina Jolie, and I like my bongo, thank you very much.
Oh. You know, I never thought you were all that pretty to begin with. Just thought you should know.

Hey, this is kinda fun. We should have a "Sound off to your celebrity of choice" thread. :p

Damn, they those are the choices I am certainity the best looking guy here and I don't even think I am that good looking.

Girl chat.

*leaves thread*

Oh. You know, I never thought you were all that pretty to begin with. Just thought you should know.

Hey, this is kinda fun. We should have a "Sound off to your celebrity of choice" thread. :p
Meh. I don't know why people find me attractive anyway. And what the hell was I thinking when I dumped my old wife for a fish?

Go for it. I sure am not starting one...all the pageant threads are keeping all three of my hands full. :p

Damn, they those are the choices I am certainity the best looking guy here and I don't even think I am that good looking.
:gundge:

Meh. I don't know why people find me attractive anyway. And what the hell was I thinking when I dumped my old wife for a fish?

Go for it. I sure am not starting one...all the pageant threads are keeping all three of my hands full. :p
Sex? Wild, crazy, angry, bloody, knife-involving sex?

Damn, they those are the choices I am certainity the best looking guy here and I don't even think I am that good looking.


post a pic or shove it!

Was going to say something..... but... nah. I'll let you wonder what could have been. :eek:

Sex? Wild, crazy, angry, bloody, knife-involving sex?
Turn me on why doncha?

Sex? Wild, crazy, angry, bloody, knife-involving sex?


Oh, I love the dirty talk -touches random body parts-

Was going to say something..... but... nah. I'll let you wonder what could have been. :eek:
Pervert.

Oh, I love the dirty talk -touches random body parts-
I love you, my final puzzle piece.

:fluffle:

Was going to say something..... but... nah. I'll let you wonder what could have been. :eek:


"Zilam is such a fucking stud"

Yep, that was most likely it.

I love you, my final puzzle piece.

:fluffle:


:fluffle:

"Zilam is such a fucking stud"

Yep, that was most likely it.
What? I'm not allowed to be attractive?

Peisandros
Aww you're such a good sidekick :D

:fluffle:
:fluffle:

What? I'm not allowed to be attractive?


But you are attractive! You are fawking hott!:cool: :p ;)

Oooh! I vote for you! Except I already voted for Peisandros. :p
Heh, thanks.. It's strange, I was coming near to last for ages now I'm coming 2nd.. Strange.

Turn me on why doncha?
Okay (http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/JolieThornton00655028479.jpg), here (http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/JolieThornton00155028243.jpg) you (http://film.onet.pl/_i/news/duze/b/billy_bob_thornton_5.jpg) go (http://www.collectr.com/ce/images/cpthorntonbb.jpg)! :D

Heh, thanks.. It's strange, I was coming near to last for ages now I'm coming 2nd.. Strange.


How much are you paying people?

Heh, thanks.. It's strange, I was coming near to last for ages now I'm coming 2nd.. Strange.

Well, yeah. You're a lot hotter than a lot of them, so, after a representative size of people vote, it makes sense that the vote would become more representative of actual opinion, now, doesn't it?

Heh, thanks.. It's strange, I was coming near to last for ages now I'm coming 2nd.. Strange.
Actually, you're first because Straughn technically shouldn't count...

damn, how is a joke option getting so many votes?

*plan backfires*

Actually, you're first because Straughn technically shouldn't count...

damn, how is a joke option getting so many votes?

*plan backfires*


and gosh darnit! I accidently voted for straughn :(

Okay (http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/JolieThornton00655028479.jpg), here (http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/JolieThornton00155028243.jpg) you (http://film.onet.pl/_i/news/duze/b/billy_bob_thornton_5.jpg) go (http://www.collectr.com/ce/images/cpthorntonbb.jpg)! :D
:rolleyes:

How much are you paying people?
Umm..
*hides handfuls of money behind back*
Nothing!!

Golem is checkin' in.
24 pages?
Hmmm ...
btw, i'm not doing the rhumba now.
It's more of a kebyar ...


whoop - just shifted into the dance i attempt when "Money" from Pink Floyd comes on.

I BBL.

Well, yeah. You're a lot hotter than a lot of them, so, after a representative size of people vote, it makes sense that the vote would become more representative of actual opinion, now, doesn't it?
Why yes, I guess you're correct. Straughn is still going to win though, heh :). He is pretty seksey..

Actually, you're first because Straughn technically shouldn't count...

damn, how is a joke option getting so many votes?

*plan backfires*
*plan works*

..


.
..
Hm?

and gosh darnit! I accidently voted for straughn :(
mega - :fluffle:

Don't worry, the great big wheel will bring you back somethin' sweet.
*mulls smilie*

Actually, you're first because Straughn technically shouldn't count...

damn, how is a joke option getting so many votes?

*plan backfires*
Because everyone knows that Straughn is teh sexy - Like Billy Bob Thornton? Or kinda like David Hasselhoff. *nods*

Golem is checkin' in.
24 pages?
Hmmm ...
btw, i'm not doing the rhumba now.
It's more of a kebyar ...


whoop - just shifted into the dance i attempt when "Money" from Pink Floyd comes on.

I BBL.
:fluffle:

It's too early for you to be on.

:rolleyes:
Yes, but was that a turned on rolling of the eyes? I believe it was. :cool:

Why yes, I guess you're correct. Straughn is still going to win though, heh :). He is pretty seksey..

No he's not.

I voted for Peisandros. He said that I was nice, and I think he actually meant it. I don't remember anyone actually calling me nice before...:(

Oh well...:fluffle:
Heh, well you are nice. Nice name and nice person.

Yes, but was that a turned on rolling of the eyes? I believe it was. :cool:
:rolleyes:

Because everyone knows that Straughn is teh sexy - Like Billy Bob Thornton? Or kinda like David Hasselhoff. *nods*
They're both ugly.

No he's not.
Shut up.


And happy 1000..

damn, how is a joke option getting so many votes?

*plan backfires*Ask Ruffy. I'm pretty sure he knows why.

:rolleyes:
:eek: Down boy, down!

:fluffle:

It's too early for you to be on.
I know. I have more wiggling to do. And a BBQ. And a radio show.
*shrug*

Damn, they those are the choices I am certainity the best looking guy here and I don't even think I am that good looking.
*blnks*..

Are you saying I'm.. Ugly?!?!?!

:p

Shut up.


And happy 1000..

Hey, that was against Straughn, not you or Zilam!

Thanks for the happy 1000, didn't notice, how sad is that?

Hey, that was against Straughn, not you or Zilam!

Thanks for the happy 1000, didn't notice, how sad is that?
It's good to be a pimp and not know it...

Damn.. Maybe if I was wearing a yellow hat and was bright pink like Straughn I could be winning...

Damn.. Maybe if I was wearing a yellow hat and was bright pink like Straughn I could be winning...
I'd say some shirtless pics would help too. *nods eagerly*

*feels ashamed of self*

I'd say some shirtless pics would help too. *nods eagerly*

*feels ashamed of self*
My abs don't like winter :).

I know. I have more wiggling to do. And a BBQ. And a radio show.
*shrug*
I'll make coffee.

My abs don't like winter :).

Would a fluffle help? *waits eagerly, and feels ashamed just like La Dame*

My abs don't like winter :).
Ah, freaks down dur in da doutdack.

Hey, that was against Straughn, not you or Zilam!

Thanks for the happy 1000, didn't notice, how sad is that?
Pathetic! And I made that mural of Straughnatron.. :upyours:

Ah, freaks down dur in da doutdack.
Why am I a freak :(.

Pathetic! And I made that mural of Straughnatron.. :upyours:

Well... too bad.

Why am I a freak :(.
It's so chick?

It's so chick?
Hey, I can't help it if they don't.. Just like how I can't help it if I like shopping... And getting my hair and nails done..


Ahem.

I had a hard time deciding, but I finally went for PM with the long rocker hair and the really cute girlfriend. She didn't bias my opinion, honestly.

Hey, I can't help it if they don't.. Just like how I can't help it if I like shopping... And getting my hair and nails done..


Ahem.

*drools*

*drools*
/sarcasim

:p

I can't possibly make any kind of useful comparison until y'all take your clothes off and dance around a bit.

Why am I a freak :(.
Because..

Because..
Can we be freaks together? ;)

why have more people voted for me for sexiest girl rather than guy? that kinda disturbs me...

I can't possibly make any kind of useful comparison until y'all take your clothes off and dance around a bit.
I second the motion, and would like to raise some whipped cream. ;)

I can't possibly make any kind of useful comparison until y'all take your clothes off and dance around a bit.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/vacation-june/JHJUYHGJ012.jpg

Even a lady taking pictures of me doing so!

Can we be freaks together? ;)
Yes.. yes... moan.. yes.

I second the motion, and would like to raise some whipped cream. ;)
RAISE WHIP CREAM?

You are.. fucking.. sick.

Yes.. yes... moan.. yes.
Ohh yea.. I like it when you moan like that.

OK, careful before this becomes cybersex filled...

OK, careful before this becomes cybersex filled...
New rule: cyber-flirting between 2 or more contestants is ABSOLUTELY encouraged. :D

Ohh yea.. I like it when you moan like that.
;)

New rule: cyber-flirting between 2 or more contestants is ABSOLUTELY encouraged. :D
In that case..

Peisandros, you got something on your lip.. let me get it----*censored*

New rule: cyber-flirting between 2 or more contestants is ABSOLUTELY encouraged. :D

Seconded.

In that case..

Peisandros, you got something on your lip.. let me get it----*censored*
Boy.. It's getting hot in here.. Would you mind if I slipped into something a little more... Comfortable?

Boy.. It's getting hot in here.. Would you mind if I slipped into something a little more... Comfortable?
TG'd you back.

Boy.. It's getting hot in here.. Would you mind if I slipped into something a little more... Comfortable?
you guys might want to be careful...mods have been know to lay the smack down for anything that can be construed to be cybersex

Boy.. It's getting hot in here.. Would you mind if I slipped into something a little more... Comfortable?
*takes Sarkashakakan's advice*
I'll chill the wine, you get the spagettii.

you guys might want to be careful...mods have been know to lay the smack down for anything that can be construed to be cybersex
*puts pants back on*

*takes of sexy lingerie*

Well, since Ladamesansmerci and Pride and Prejudice asked so nicely, I had to take a pic of my puku! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Picture059.jpg)

Btw, puku is Maori for stomach.

*takes of sexy lingerie*
*eyeballs you*

Meh.. too lazy..

*turns tv on*

fluffles to whomever just voted for me...:fluffle:

I really wish this was a public poll so I would know who I owe sexual favors to...

fluffles to whomever just voted for me...:fluffle:

I really wish this was a public poll so I would know who I owe sexual favors to...

I guess you're glad the sexiest woman poll is public then? ;-):p

I guess you're glad the sexiest woman poll is public then? ;-):p
haha...not gonna lie, that one just kinda frightens me

haha...not gonna lie, that one just kinda frightens me

Seriously, I apologize for putting you on the poll. I didn't mean to offend or embarass.

fluffles to whomever just voted for me...:fluffle:

I really wish this was a public poll so I would know who I owe sexual favors to...
Yea, thanks to whoever voted for me just then.. :fluffle:

Hmm, I wish it was public so I could kill whoever voted for straughn and not me! Lol, :p.

Yea, thanks to whoever voted for me just then.. :fluffle:

Hmm, I wish it was public so I could kill whoever voted for straughn and not me! Lol, :p.
haha...I'm borderline tempted to do this without the joke option...

but again, I'm lazy. and busy. And don't really care.

*shrug*

Darn, so I failed? :(

Seriously, I never thought the joke option would get so many votes! I SWEAR!

...Fine, I'll just go shoot myself for failing now.

Darn, so I failed? :(

Seriously, I never thought the joke option would get so many votes! I SWEAR!

...Fine, I'll just go shoot myself for failing now.
EEEEEMMMMMMOOOOOO111

Argh, la dame, im giving up on grammar.. give me your trippy socks before you stain them with blood.

Darn, so I failed? :(

Seriously, I never thought the joke option would get so many votes! I SWEAR!

...Fine, I'll just go shoot myself for failing now.
haha...joke options usually get high vote tally...but I think somehow we'll live.

I voted for Peisandros, he's cute

Well, since Ladamesansmerci and Pride and Prejudice asked so nicely, I had to take a pic of my puku! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Picture059.jpg)

Btw, puku is Maori for stomach.


Well...since you had to do it...I feel that in an election, one must always counter his foe. Mwahaha

Some halfway blurry RISQUE PICTURES OF MY BARE BODY

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4769/picture12442oj.th.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12442oj.jpg)

hmm..I'm actually not that dark. The camera gave me a nice tan! :p

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9945/picture12459ar.th.jpg (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12459ar.jpg)

I sorta think taking picture of my own stomach made it look alien like, haha. Anyway, some wouldnt consider what I have a 6 pack, because I dont go to the gym and work out so its not all...defined or whatever. Its more what you get from just playing basketball and water polo.

hmm..I'm actually not that dark. The camera gave me a nice tan! :p

*snip*
Now we're talking. Keeps the pics coming, boys. ;)

Where's Peech? She's missing all this!

Now we're talking. Keeps the pics coming, boys. ;)

Where's Peech? She's missing all this!
haha...well, it WAS me and Zilam who were willing to do a boxerbrief-filling picture contest on the babe thread...maybe I'll give a decent stomach shot.

PS...if I do that, could we swap my front picture to the one in the casino?

haha...wow...talk about having a vain moment.......

Now we're talking. Keeps the pics coming, boys. ;)

Where's Peech? She's missing all this!

Haha...I'm glad you approve..but I'm still lagging in the polls.

Come on ladies! I'm showing skin! I'm showing belly button....I feel like I'm in Starsky and Hutch (you know what I'm talking about if you saw it)

haha...well, it WAS me and Zilam who were willing to do a boxerbrief-filling picture contest on the babe thread...maybe I'll give a decent stomach shot.

PS...if I do that, could we swap my front picture to the one in the casino?

haha...wow...talk about having a vain moment.......
I told you if you wanted it changed, just ask. But you'll have to give me the link though. No way I'm digging through all the spam to find that picture for you. *shudders at thought*

Haha...I'm glad you approve..but I'm still lagging in the polls.

Come on ladies! I'm showing skin! I'm showing belly button....I feel like I'm in Starsky and Hutch (you know what I'm talking about if you saw it)
I think your vote count will be going up any minute now. I think Peisandros' went up by 3 votes after he posted that picture...

Yeah...never seen the movie. Is it funny?

I told you if you wanted it changed, just ask. But you'll have to give me the link though. No way I'm digging through all the spam to find that picture for you. *shudders at thought*


I think your vote count will be going up any minute now. I think Peisandros' went up by 3 votes after he posted that picture...

Yeah...never seen the movie. Is it funny?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/c7e58322.jpg

I think your vote count will be going up any minute now.

*Holds breath*




*Decides against it* :p

Yeah...never seen the movie. Is it funny?

Oh God..its a classic. If you love anything Ben Stiller or/and anything Owen Wilson, its a must. Lets just say the seen I'm talking about involves Owen, a belly button, Ben, a glass wall, Will ferral, a prison, and a couple of WILD dragons. ;) Need I say more?

Haha...I'm glad you approve..but I'm still lagging in the polls.

Come on ladies! I'm showing skin! I'm showing belly button....I feel like I'm in Starsky and Hutch (you know what I'm talking about if you saw it)

I did see it and I DON'T know what you're talking about...

I feel so.. left out.. :(

Oh God..its a classic. If you love anything Ben Stiller or/and anything Owen Wilson, its a must. Lets just say the seen I'm talking about involves Owen, a belly button, Ben, a glass wall, Will ferral, a prison, and a couple of WILD dragons. ;) Need I say more?

*shudders* Ah, not the dragon part! AHHHHH!!!!

*shudders* Ah, not the dragon part! AHHHHH!!!!

AH..there ya go! Shhh dont tell Ladame...let her see it on her own!!!

*shudders* Ah, not the dragon part! AHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHH! *giggles*

I feel so.. left out.. :(

Whys that? You lack the flat stomach, I possess the flat chest.

We all have our flaws, Ruffy.

Whys that? You lack the flat stomach, I possess the flat chest.

We all have our flaws, Ruffy.
Yeah, but my flaw is 4,000 pounds.

AH..there ya go! Shhh dont tell Ladame...let her see it on her own!!!

Yes, I was serious when I said I watched it. (I did a movie review on it too....)

La Dame, it's *is carried off by mysterious men in unidentifiable suits*

Yeah, but my flaw is 4,000 pounds.

That could present a problem.

Have you tried cocaine?
:p

Yes, I was serious when I said I watched it. (I did a movie review on it too....)

La Dame, it's *is carried off by mysterious men in unidentifiable suits*

Haha..its a good one. I love all those movies by those* guys. They make some of the best comedies ever.


*Ben, Owen, Vince, Will....all those guys in movies like Anchorman, Dodge Ball, Starsky and Hutch, Wedding Crashers*

Haha..its a good one. I love all those movies by those* guys. They make some of the best comedies ever.


*Ben, Owen, Vince, Will....all those guys in movies like Anchorman, Dodge Ball, Starsky and Hutch, Wedding Crashers*

Eeew, no, those are TERRIBLE!!!!!

Now, JA, she knew her comedy all right.

That could present a problem.

Have you tried cocaine?
:p
:p

It's on my list.. it's actually before the excersize option :p

Eeew, no, those are TERRIBLE!!!!!

Now, JA, she knew her comedy all right.

Knights of Columbus you cant mean that!

We will agree to disagree on this one.

Now where are all these votes Ladame said I should be expecting after posting my flesh and bone.

:p

It's on my list.. it's actually before the excersize option :p

Dude, just play a sport. And dont tell me you dont play sports. No self respecting American doesnt play sports....

HOWEVER, if you dont play sports, just swim. Its about the best thing for you. Its good for your hair, your skin, your muscles, your fat...basically everything.

Dude, just play a sport. And dont tell me you dont play sports. No self respecting American doesnt play sports....

HOWEVER, if you dont play sports, just swim. Its about the best thing for you. Its good for your hair, your skin, your muscles, your fat...basically everything.
I'm canadian at heart :cool:

Yeah.. we just opened our pool, so, I will be swimming.

Yes, I was serious when I said I watched it. (I did a movie review on it too....)

La Dame, it's *is carried off by mysterious men in unidentifiable suits*
NO! P&P! Come back! I don't want to sit through a 2 hour movie and spend money just to get one NS reference! If I had to do that, I'd never even finished Straughn's share of this thread!

come back? please? I invoke Mr. Darcy's name on you? :p

NO! P&P! Come back! I don't want to sit through a 2 hour movie and spend money just to get one NS reference! If I had to do that, I'd never even finished Straughn's share of this thread!

come back? please? I invoke Mr. Darcy's name on you? :p
:gundge:

I'm canadian at heart :cool:

Yeah.. we just opened our pool, so, I will be swimming.

Good. If you swim enough...consistantly, you will notice a change in your body and start feeling better in a very short time.

NO! P&P! Come back! I don't want to sit through a 2 hour movie and spend money just to get one NS reference! If I had to do that, I'd never even finished Straughn's share of this thread!

come back? please? I invoke Mr. Darcy's name on you? :p

I'm so going to sig just parts of this post.

Anyway, it seems Mr. Darcy helps. Right, so NS reference, which one? The dragons?

I'm so going to sig just parts of this post.

Anyway, it seems Mr. Darcy helps. Right, so NS reference, which one? The dragons?
yeah...

or is this another one of those things where I don't want to know?

Good. If you swim enough...consistantly, you will notice a change in your body and start feeling better in a very short time.
:fluffle:

Well, since Ladamesansmerci and Pride and Prejudice asked so nicely, I had to take a pic of my puku! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/__nz_bOy_nz__/Picture059.jpg)

Btw, puku is Maori for stomach.
LOL puku
*Bangs fist against table*

yeah...

or is this another one of those things where I don't want to know?

Probably one you DON'T want to know. The movie was awful. Really. I mean, it wasn't horribly hideous, but it's wasn't that great. Most of the "good parts" were lame jokes, and many of them were not tasteful at all. In fact, I wrote a thing about how some of the females-taking-off-clothes stuff was really not necessary and automatically was taking off a star from my review... anyway...
Um, this one gay convict has a dragon fetish. He draws dragons. And likes his men to pose in "dragon"-ish ways.... it's just... disturbing.

PUPPET PUPPET PUPPET!

:upyours:
LOL!

Probably one you DON'T want to know. The movie was awful. Really. I mean, it wasn't horribly hideous, but it's wasn't that great. Most of the "good parts" were lame jokes, and many of them were not tasteful at all. In fact, I wrote a thing about how some of the females-taking-off-clothes stuff was really not necessary and automatically was taking off a star from my review... anyway...
Um, this one gay convict has a dragon fetish. He draws dragons. And likes his men to pose in "dragon"-ish ways.... it's just... disturbing.

Females taking off clothes was not necessary????

P a P, meet, the American consumer...American consumer...meet P a P.

Its called supply and demand, baby.

Boobs are in demand, Hollywood supplies.

Females taking off clothes was not necessary????

P a P, meet, the American consumer...American consumer...meet P a P.

Its called supply and demand, baby.

Boobs are in demand, Hollywood supplies.

For the plot, no, which is how the full, proper review runs.

And while we're at it, not for the female audience either.

You're welcome! *bows*
*Bows lower*

Probably one you DON'T want to know. The movie was awful. Really. I mean, it wasn't horribly hideous, but it's wasn't that great. Most of the "good parts" were lame jokes, and many of them were not tasteful at all. In fact, I wrote a thing about how some of the females-taking-off-clothes stuff was really not necessary and automatically was taking off a star from my review... anyway...
Um, this one gay convict has a dragon fetish. He draws dragons. And likes his men to pose in "dragon"-ish ways.... it's just... disturbing.
ahhh yes, this is the reason why I dislike American comedy. Nothing tops the classic British stuff like Monty Python.

ps. you might want to shorten your sig; it's over 8 lines.

ahhh yes, this is the reason why I dislike American comedy. Nothing tops the classic British stuff like Monty Python.

ps. you might want to shorten your sig; it's over 8 lines.

British comedy is better.

Er... slightly shortened? And it will shorten more once the reference from FD is found...

*Bows lower*

Rise, rise, rise my friend.

Rise, rise, rise my friend.
*Blushes*

British comedy is better.

Er... slightly shortened? And it will shorten more once the reference from FD is found...
yep. You might want to check out "The Mighty Boosh" from google videos. They're the new-age British humour. Their show cracks me up.

Take off the quote codes; it'll shorten your sig a LOT.

My god you are a postwhore.
:eek:
Tisn't!

yep. You might want to check out "The Mighty Boosh" from google videos. They're the new-age British humour. Their show cracks me up.

Take off the quote codes; it'll shorten your sig a LOT.

Hmm... that could be fun.

Never! I want the world to know that I'm not making it up!!!

*Blushes*

Do not blush, my friend, for friend of The Princess you are.

Ah! Someone just voted for me! Who is this kind creature?

Hmm... that could be fun.

Never! I want the world to know that I'm not making it up!!!
people could still say you're making it up even with the quote codes. Hell, Ruffy tried to put words in my mouth with quote codes and got scolded severely for it. For the sake of your keeping your sig, I would advice you to make it sorter.

For the plot, no, which is how the full, proper review runs.

And while we're at it, not for the female audience either.

But for the sale value...yes, which is how the capitalist reviews run.

Most females I know dont mind if there are boobs in good movies...they just are sorta indifferant about it. Sorta of, meh about it.

But for the sale value...yes, which is how the capitalist reviews run.

Most females I know dont mind if there are boobs in good movies...they just are sorta indifferant about it. Sorta of, meh about it.

Good movies where it makes sense in there, sure. Not only was it not necessary - it made no sense for her to be doing that at that time. And it was a bad movie, sorry. They just put it in to get a wider audience, which makes the rating go down in my review.

Do not blush, my friend, for friend of The Princess you are.
May the Princess have a glorious day.

Ah..another vote!

And not a post about it in sight!

Where are these lurkers coming from, the woods?

I think "The Atlantian Islands" is a hottie! :-)

May the Princess have a glorious day.

Many thanks, my friend, I hope yours is well too.

Ah..another vote!

And not a post about it in sight!

Where are these lurkers coming from, the woods?

I think "The Atlantian Islands" is a hottie! :-)
That answer your question?

I think some of these voters are just embarrassed that they're voting at all. :p

Good movies where it makes sense in there, sure. Not only was it not necessary - it made no sense for her to be doing that at that time. And it was a bad movie, sorry. They just put it in to get a wider audience, which makes the rating go down in my review.

What do you mean it didnt make sense? She was changing in a locker room...they were 'questioning her'...how does that not make sense.

It was a good movie to me and my friends, so it it seems that good and bad, when it comes to movies, are matters of opinion.

Ah..another vote!

And not a post about it in sight!

Where are these lurkers coming from, the woods?


I think "The Atlantian Islands" is a hottie! :-)

there's your answer.

That answer your question?

I think some of these voters are just embarrassed that they're voting at all. :p
you beat me :(

and as they should be.

That answer your question?

I think some of these voters are just embarrassed that they're voting at all. :p

*feels stupid*

*gets a horse, goes to live in the mountains*

What do you mean it didnt make sense? She was changing in a locker room...they were 'questioning her'...how does that not make sense.

It was a good movie to me and my friends, so it it seems that good and bad, when it comes to movies, are matters of opinion.

No woman in her right mind would start changing during the questioning. She would have stood there and waited for them to be done and leave before she started changing. If she had already changed most of her stuff and was putting her shirt back on, that would be different. Sorry - doesn't fit female psychology.

you beat me :(

and as they should be.
what? If I could decide among all the candidates, I would gladly announce my decision without embarrassment!

I think "The Atlantian Islands" is a hottie! :-)

*blushes*

Aww..haha, thank you.

and how old are you?

No woman in her right mind would start changing during the questioning. She would have stood there and waited for them to be done and leave before she started changing. If she had already changed most of her stuff and was putting her shirt back on, that would be different. Sorry - doesn't fit female psychology.

You obviously dont know South Floridian sluts.

Seriously.

*feels stupid*

*gets a horse, goes to live in the mountains*
Ooooo, I might meet you there! I'll be living in the Rockies for the next two months. ^.^ :p

You obviously dont know South Floridian sluts.

Seriously.

Even they need reasons. She had none.

what? If I could decide among all the candidates, I would gladly announce my decision without embarrassment!

Let me help you with that decision...*flexes muscles while raising and lowering eyebrows rapidly*

Am I atleast one of the candidates that is hindering your ability to decide?

what? If I could decide among all the candidates, I would gladly announce my decision without embarrassment!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that would be whom?

*ears perk up*

Ooooo, I might meet you there! I'll be living in the Rockies for the next two months. ^.^ :p

*Dims lights*

Would you...want...to meet me there?

*blushes*

Aww..haha, thank you.

and how old are you?
hitting on newbies already? Shame on you! :p

Peisandros is hot stuff! Seriously!

I want his babies!:fluffle:

Peisandros is hot stuff! Seriously!

I want his babies!:fluffle:

I would agree, if I wanted children. :D

Even they need reasons. She had none.

Maybe she thought that if the dectectives liked her, and thought with their dicks instead of their brains, they would eliminate her from the supect book.

Or maybe she was just really open/proud of her body...?

It's my pleasure to vote for you. I'm 18.

hitting on newbies already? Shame on you! :p

Noob? She has 5 posts, for God sake, Ladame, cut the umbilical cord. :p

Let me help you with that decision...*flexes muscles while raising and lowering eyebrows rapidly*

Am I atleast one of the candidates that is hindering your ability to decide?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that would be whom?

*ears perk up*
teehee, wouldn't you like to know? ;)

I'm having trouble deciding among all of them except Straughn, actually...I think it's the whole animated thing that turned me off. *nods seriously*

It's my pleasure to vote for you. I'm 18.

Heyyy, I just turned 17 like 3 days ago....so I'm not legal yet, but whos counting anyway!

And do you happen to be an American?

*Dims lights*

Would you...want...to meet me there?
If you can find me camping somewhere in the VAST Rockies in 2 months time, I'd actually be very impressed. ;)

Heyyy, I just turned 17 like 3 days ago....so I'm not legal yet, but whos counting anyway!

And do you happen to be an American?

Actually, you're still legal to anyone who is within 2 years of your age. I learned that fact from someone who actually cared about it...

I would agree, if I wanted children. :D
Well, technically speaking, I should've said "I want to try to have his babies".

Because it's really impossible for me to have his babies.

Heyyy, I just turned 17 like 3 days ago....so I'm not legal yet, but whos counting anyway!

And do you happen to be an American?
*stretches*
why don't ya leave this to those of us in the big leagues, cupcake?

*ducks*
:p

Yes, I'm an American. Why?

If you can find me camping somewhere in the VAST Rockies in 2 months time, I'd actually be very impressed. ;)

Pffft...Oh nevermind then. If your not going to tell me where you are, well, I'll, you'll....ahh screw this, I'm going to Iraq. :p


P.S....the Alps are cooler than the rockies (except Lake Tahoe)