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Hey, if I wanna +1, I'll +1 damn fucking well.
You are so hot right now!
Search my name? Huh?
ego lube

*nods*

And bought for a song ... who'da thunk it? :D
I think I like profit..

Ego boost?
Same shit. :cool:

Same shit. :cool:
Yeah, but I got there first, which makes me more right. *nods*

You are so hot right now!

Yea I'm on fire.

You're not though. Getting slower and slower.

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer"

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer"
"Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."

Y'know I was just thinking the same thing...
It might even be worth a thread (if it itself didn't qualify as spam), but i need to go to bed. It's 5am here.

Yea so vote for me! Cause I'm the sexiest ever to breathe on this planet.

So any takers on odds that this thread won't make it to poll close?


Also ... perhaps an anecdote to qualify sexiness? ;)
ok ok..

well i remember this one time when i was at school and this kid came up to me.. he told me about how his dog was talking to him when he was high and that the dog used the word "sexy" a lot.. well the next thing i know, im sitting on the couch at the office thinking "what is sexy? what drives someone to think such a thing? why use it in context terms, when things like sexuality and gender are so demeaning to the modern day eye wittness of such things like terrorism and famine?" this really got to me.. i did some research on why people use this aweful word; "sexy"; i pondered at the fact that wiki had fucked me over so many times and that in the end, it helped me here; in this sexified case; an issue; an expression; a little word; why has it effected me so?; wiki had shown me the way. the reason that made reason reason.

it had told me that the word so casually used, so sexified, so small; was about the human mind and that it was meant as an attraction; as if i was to be an object in the mind of an adulterss; i understood that this word was nothing more than a pfrase thrown around with out thought.

so i looked further. what i found was horrifing.

i found that i can believe you're still reading this. you crazy fucks. my god, seriously, its ramndon drible.. crap.. bullshit. stop reading. seriously, you're a loser. still reading? i bet you are. get a god damn life!

and in the end i found that the word "sexy" simply meant "i want to fuck you hard core"

It might even be worth a thread (if it itself didn't qualify as spam), but i need to go to bed. It's 5am here.
No doubt when you come back this thread will be locked and a thread on whether or not this thread will be locked will have been moved to spam.

Yeah, but I got there first, which makes me more right. *nods*
Damn you.

*snip*
Too much spare time. +1.

It might even be worth a thread (if it itself didn't qualify as spam), but i need to go to bed. It's 5am here.
Nooo... no sleep.

Yea I'm on fire.

You're not though. Getting slower and slower.
I was busy.

Too much spare time. +1.
WAY too much. +1

I was busy.
Excuses excuses..

Excuses excuses..
Excuses excuses..
They buy my attention and posts.
+1




Bitch :p :D

Excuses excuses..
They buy my attention and posts.
+1




Bitch :p :D
I'll take the attention that comes with being crowned NSG's Second Sexiest man. Bitch. +1.

Nooo... no sleep.
...til Brooklyn?

Seriously, though, i don't need to have any more amendments to my constitution.
Nightie.

...til Brooklyn?

Seriously, though, i don't need to have any more amendments to my constitution.
Nightie.
I shall miss you..:fluffle:

Maybe I'll get on your sleep patterns and stalk you?

Fuck Mums awake. Bed time.
+1. Night.

I'll take the attention that comes with being crowned NSG's Second Sexiest man. Bitch. +1.
Yeah.. well I have two tiaras; and the fact that I'm demanding 50% of Straughn's credit.. er.. ego boost.

Fuck Mums awake. Bed time.
+1. Night.
Put some of this in her tea. *Hands you a small vial containing a greenish liquid*

Fuck Mums awake. Bed time.
+1. Night.
Night bitch. +1

Put some of this in her tea. *Hands you a small vial containing a greenish liquid*
Yay!
:cool:

I can't believe I just read through all 21 pages of pure spam I missed last night. :headbang:

Maybe I'll bump into better things to do today.

Vote for Kanabia! (http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8913/cousinit8vz.jpg)

Vote for Kanabia! (http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8913/cousinit8vz.jpg)
If your hair was about 3 inches longer, that could quite easily be a picture of me...you're not my evil twin are you? And where's my chocolate?! :p

Vote for Kanabia! (http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8913/cousinit8vz.jpg)
Cousin Itt! :eek: :fluffle: :p

Cousin Itt! :eek: :fluffle: :p

Heheheheh :p :fluffle:

If your hair was about 3 inches longer, that could quite easily be a picture of me...you're not my evil twin are you?

Possibly. ;)

My hair'd be longer if only I hadn't been forced to keep it at this length by work...*mutters*

And where's my chocolate?! :p

Still in my fridge. I'll get around to it soon enough. I'll send something else too to make up for it. ;)

Possibly. ;)

My hair'd be longer if only I hadn't been forced to keep it at this length by work...*mutters*
I knew there was a reason I don't want to get a job.



Still in my fridge. I'll get around to it soon enough. I'll send something else too to make up for it. ;)
:D Cool. I might send over some 65dos copies if you want them enough to give me your address.

Beucause...im lagging in the polls and I just wrote a song for the poetry thread! Go check it out...then vote for me!

I knew there was a reason I don't want to get a job.

Heheh.

Ugh, I got in trouble for my shirt lacking a top button the other day. Stupid job. I need to find some ingenious way to work from home, methinks. :p

:D Cool. I might send over some 65dos copies if you want them enough to give me your address.

Actually, i've got a better idea. Check TGs in a sec. :)

Ugh, I got in trouble for my shirt lacking a top button the other day. Stupid job. I need to find some ingenious way to work from home, methinks. :p
Hirsute porn. Just a tip. :p

Vote for Kanabia! (http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8913/cousinit8vz.jpg)
Hey, Santa! Give me a pony for Christmas and I might vote for you.

Edit: and while you're at it, put on a Santa suit too. :p

Heheh.

Ugh, I got in trouble for my shirt lacking a top button the other day. Stupid job. I need to find some ingenious way to work from home, methinks. :p

atleast you aren't a bitch for 6 year olds.
Ruffy, you make a comment, I'll deck ya:)

Hirsute porn. Just a tip. :p

Er...I don't think I fit the requirements.

Hey, Santa! Give me a pony for Christmas and I might vote for you.

Edit: and while you're at it, put on a Santa suit too.

OK. But you have to actually wait until Christmas. I can't break the rules for anyone, i'm afraid.

Heheh.

Ugh, I got in trouble for my shirt lacking a top button the other day. Stupid job. I need to find some ingenious way to work from home, methinks. :p
Grocery packing from home? Could be difficult...


Actually, i've got a better idea. Check TGs in a sec. :)
I shall indeed. They'll be about £10 each.

Er...I don't think I fit the requirements.
If you make it head porn, you do. QED. (http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/8913/cousinit8vz.jpg) *shudder* :p


I sincerely hope there is no such thing as head porn. And if there is, I don't want to know, m'kay? Thanks.

OK. But you have to actually wait until Christmas. I can't break the rules for anyone, i'm afraid.
Well, do you swear to give me a pony for Christmas or your blood will evaporate into red vapour, your heart will dry to the size of a peanut, you pancreas, appendix, and spleen will implode in the most painful fashion; you'll be hung-drawn, and quartered, and your flesh will be cut from your body into a thousand tiny little pieces, cooked, and fed to dogs?

WITH A SONG~!

Well...here is something that I wrote up last night when I was listening to Het Land Van (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp7_RWPPjXE&search=het%20land%20van). I basically created a version of this song about America...its past, present and problems. I made it last night and I sorta like it....dont take it too seriously. Here it is.

This is the country of;

This is the country of the eagle…. the stripes and stars.
The land which gave us oil shortages for real …..and gas guzzlin cars.

The country which is more… than what we appear
The country that makes the earth our whore…. Because of utter awe and fear.


I’m from the land of the red…the white and blue.
The country which may occasionally lose its head….. but always stay true.


We invaded Iraq with our military….and we are having problems.
But we influenced the rest of the world, behind their backs… some say we robbed them.


This is the country of the fat… the lazy and the apathetic,
Yet we still succeed in ruling the world….. and only some of us regret it.


This is the country where the word segregation…… it came to birth.
We freed our blacks 150 years back as a demonstration…..but still they toil…. in the white mans earth.


This is the country of the American patriot…..who speaks one language.
And is accused by Mandarin hatred…of being brain dead.


This is the land, where people came together …..and a country was born.
But it is the very same land, with our political parties here forever…. that make our country torn.


America is the country …..where the liberators of the world… were born and raised
But it’s the country of their grandsons… that has been swirled…. beat to a daze.


Whatever happened to the foundation of our four fathers?
The country that promised to fight tyranny, injustice, kings…. and German field marshals?


We fight the worlds problems but look past our own.
We forget that the fight for liberation… starts at home.


This is the land of the people, who scream in fear of nipple,
But it’s the very same land, whose people’s screams…. in fear of violence….dont create a ripple.

We glare at Africa and the nations of it on the poverty and AIDs list,
Yet we forget to glance and glare down south at New Orleans…the Africa in our midst.

Most of us would rather see us retreat, run away from our duties,
They say the job that we’re doing isn’t worth what we are losing….a moms teenage beauty.

And even though we have our issues,
This is the country that always overcomes.
And once America pulls out of the Middle East, (we wont miss you),
We will strive to retain our position….our place as number 1.

America, though at times it may seem like your light is fading,
Stay strong, and remember, my heart and soul lie with you…. eternally illuminating.


Tell me what you think...:) Comments, suggestions, approvals..whatever.

Grocery packing from home? Could be difficult...

Heh, I meant another job :p

I shall indeed. They'll be about £10 each.

So...$50 all up then. That's not too bad.

If you make it head porn, you do. QED. *shudder*

Shudder? :(

:p

Well, do you swear to give me a pony for Christmas or your blood will evaporate into red vapour, your heart will dry to the size of a peanut, you pancreas, appendix, and spleen will implode in the most painful fashion; you'll be hung-drawn, and quartered, and your flesh will be cut from your body into a thousand tiny little pieces, cooked, and fed to dogs?

Absolutely. You'll need to remind me closer to the time though.



Tell me what you think...

My poetry is better. :p

My poetry is better. :p
Smooth. :D

Smooth. :D

:p

My poetry is better. :p

Never...anyway, I'm a virgin..poetry wise that is...so its all good.

*Looks in on thread*

So, Straughn won, huh? Congratulations! :fluffle:

*Flees*

*Looks in on thread*

So, Straughn won, huh? Congratulations! :fluffle:

*Flees*
Not yet. I'm still hoping that the people of NS would grow some sense and vote for the non-animated contestants instead of the one in a purple shirt and green shoes.

I shall miss you..:fluffle:

Maybe I'll get on your sleep patterns and stalk you?
Ah, you're suffocating me. You should already be tired from running through my tortured, apnea-laden dreams all night.
Dress appropriately.

Well, do you swear to give me a pony for Christmas or your blood will evaporate into red vapour, your heart will dry to the size of a peanut, you pancreas, appendix, and spleen will implode in the most painful fashion; you'll be hung-drawn, and quartered, and your flesh will be cut from your body into a thousand tiny little pieces, cooked, and fed to dogs?
Isn't that all already in the brochure?

WITH A SONG~!

Well...here is something that I wrote up last night when I was listening to Het Land Van (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp7_RWPPjXE&search=het%20land%20van). I basically created a version of this song about America...its past, present and problems. I made it last night and I sorta like it....dont take it too seriously. Here it is.

This is the country of;

This is the country of the eagle…. the stripes and stars.
The land which gave us oil shortages for real …..and gas guzzlin cars.

The country which is more… than what we appear
The country that makes the earth our whore…. Because of utter awe and fear.


I’m from the land of the red…the white and blue.
The country which may occasionally lose its head….. but always stay true.


We invaded Iraq with our military….and we are having problems.
But we influenced the rest of the world, behind their backs… some say we robbed them.


This is the country of the fat… the lazy and the apathetic,
Yet we still succeed in ruling the world….. and only some of us regret it.


This is the country where the word segregation…… it came to birth.
We freed our blacks 150 years back as a demonstration…..but still they toil…. in the white mans earth.


This is the country of the American patriot…..who speaks one language.
And is accused by Mandarin hatred…of being brain dead.


This is the land, where people came together …..and a country was born.
But it is the very same land, with our political parties here forever…. that make our country torn.


America is the country …..where the liberators of the world… were born and raised
But it’s the country of their grandsons… that has been swirled…. beat to a daze.


Whatever happened to the foundation of our four fathers?
The country that promised to fight tyranny, injustice, kings…. and German field marshals?


We fight the worlds problems but look past our own.
We forget that the fight for liberation… starts at home.


This is the land of the people, who scream in fear of nipple,
But it’s the very same land, whose people’s screams…. in fear of violence….dont create a ripple.

We glare at Africa and the nations of it on the poverty and AIDs list,
Yet we forget to glance and glare down south at New Orleans…the Africa in our midst.

Most of us would rather see us retreat, run away from our duties,
They say the job that we’re doing isn’t worth what we are losing….a moms teenage beauty.

And even though we have our issues,
This is the country that always overcomes.
And once America pulls out of the Middle East, (we wont miss you),
We will strive to retain our position….our place as number 1.

America, though at times it may seem like your light is fading,
Stay strong, and remember, my heart and soul lie with you…. eternally illuminating.


Tell me what you think...:) Comments, suggestions, approvals..whatever.
If i'm to believe that is yours, then i'd say congratulations for putting some thoughtful perspective on it. *bows*
I would also say you should've mailed it to yourself before posting here ...;)

Not yet. I'm still hoping that the people of NS would grow some sense and vote for the non-animated contestants instead of the one in a purple shirt and green shoes.NOTHING's ever good enough for you, is it? :mad:


...keep up the good work. :)

If i'm to believe that is yours, then i'd say congratulations for putting some thoughtful perspective on it. *bows*
I would also say you should've mailed it to yourself before posting here ...;)

That is mine, and thnaks for the congrats...I dont know if thats exactly my point of view, but thats what I was thinking at the time, and it sorta flowed.

Why should I have mailed it to myself before posting it here?


(perhaps I saved it in Word);)

Why should I have mailed it to myself before posting it here?


(perhaps I saved it in Word);)
Ah, you know ... a person can lift anything on the net that isn't already nailed down.
As for Word ... well, i'd be iffy 'bout relying on Gates Inc. to stand honourably by your own integrity.
*nods solemnly*

*walks in with two dozen roses*

Is this over yet? Can I give Straughn his congratulatory flowers now?

*walks in with two dozen roses*

Is this over yet? Can I give Straughn his congratulatory flowers now?
Not yet ... as Pinhead alluded to,
that would be a waste of good suffering.
:D
*fluffles Scarlet*

Hey - the top nom's need to start working on acceptance/concession/character speeches soon, eh?
*gets out Scrabble board*
BTW - Sarkhaan's B-DAY!!!!

Ah, you know ... a person can lift anything on the net that isn't already nailed down.
As for Word ... well, i'd be iffy 'bout relying on Gates Inc. to stand honourably by your own integrity.
*nods solemnly*

Why, do you think its good enough that it NEEDS to be nailed down?

I'm not too worried about someone coppying it, most people on this damn site dont want anything to do with America...let alone write songs about it. :D

And I like the Gates Inc...they make the best evrything...

*says as he pours gasoline on top of Mac while pissing on it*

*walks in with two dozen roses*

Is this over yet? Can I give Straughn his congratulatory flowers now?

No you can NOT!.


What you can do is vote for me or tell your friends to.:) ;)

Why, do you think its good enough that it NEEDS to be nailed down?

I'm not too worried about someone coppying it, most people on this damn site dont want anything to do with America...let alone write songs about it. :D

And I like the Gates Inc...they make the best evrything...

*says as he pours gasoline on top of Mac while pissing on it*Far out.

*imagines it'll be an interesting turn in the hay when the cherry gets popped*

No you can NOT!.


What you can do is vote for me or tell your friends to.:) ;)

No way Bub...youre already muscling in on the women's thread. If I lose to your hair, I'm slitting my wrists and yours.

No way Bub...youre already muscling in on the women's thread. If I lose to your hair, I'm slitting my wrists and yours.
Hey ... what'd i *JUST* say about a waste of good suffering? ;)

Dibs on his wrists.
Yours, i'd most likely reseal.

Happy Birthday Cutty Sark!!!!:)

Isn't that all already in the brochure?
Well, I just wanted to make sure he knows, cuz it's in small print on the brochure.

Hey ... what'd i *JUST* say about a waste of good suffering? ;)

Dibs on his wrists.
Yours, i'd most likely reseal.

haha.....thanks darling. I knew I could count on you to seal me up. He does have nice hair. hmm.....I should challenge him to a hair duel. Mine's nothin' to sneeze at ya know....unless youre laying beside me and I roll over and it flops in your face. Then, it is in fact, something to sneeze at.


*taunts Atlantia*
"My hair's better than yours....my hair's better than yours!"

(That ought to flip his switch.)

NOTHING's ever good enough for you, is it? :mad:


...keep up the good work. :)
Nope, perfectionists FTW!!!!!!!


Thank ye. :D

Well, I just wanted to make sure he knows, cuz it's in small print on the brochure.
Good point. *nods*
Even moreso since there's a good chance his more discriminating vision has been compromised by YEARS of porn perusal.

No way Bub...youre already muscling in on the women's thread. If I lose to your hair, I'm slitting my wrists and yours.

Hahaha...but it is, oh, so sexy. :D

Anyway, I like your hair too...very golden.

Mines more of a light yellow...and yours is a gold..its very nice.

Hahaha...but it is, oh, so sexy. :D

Anyway, I like your hair too...very golden.

Mines more of a light yellow...and yours is a gold..its very nice.

Thank you:)


lol-We should be shampoo spokes-people. What kind do you use btw? And do you use conditioner?

haha.....thanks darling. I knew I could count on you to seal me up. He does have nice hair. hmm.....I should challenge him to a hair duel. Mine's nothin' to sneeze at ya know....unless youre laying beside me and I roll over and it flops in your face. Then, it is in fact, something to sneeze at.


*taunts Atlantia*
"My hair's better than yours....my hair's better than yours!"

(That ought to flip his switch.)

No way, I have sexy blonde German hair (or so I am told)....and besides...you may have nice hair, but you dont have a pair of these babies to look good alongside your hair: http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9518/picture12458cd.th.jpg (http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12458cd.jpg)


I do, mwahahahhah:D

Thank you:)


lol-We should be shampoo spokes-people. What kind do you use btw? And do you use conditioner?

I use the white bottle with the green leaf for shampoo, and the white bottle with the blue leaf for conditioner...my mom buys its at like target or something by the 6 pack.

I have no idea beyond that...but yes, we should be hair models.

Everyone at school said I had model hair...and I lived for the times during class when the girls would run their fingers through my hair and stroke it....it felt like heaven.

*gets back to the present* Anyway, those were the days.:p

No way, I have sexy blonde German hair (or so I am told)....and besides...you may have nice hair, but you dont have a pair of these babies to look good alongside your hair: http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9518/picture12458cd.th.jpg (http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12458cd.jpg)


I do, mwahahahhah:D


haha! Indeed I do not have a pair of those to look good alongside my hair. I do however have a pair of.......


I'd better not post a pic of those.

haha! Indeed I do not have a pair of those to look good alongside my hair. I do however have a pair of.......


I'd better not post a pic of those.
....ears? hands? feet? legs? arms? nuclear biohazardious waste purifying facilities?

What are you getting at here? :D

I can't believe I just read through all 21 pages of pure spam I missed last night. :headbang:

Maybe I'll bump into better things to do today.
I like your style.

I like your style.
:D

atleast you aren't a bitch for 6 year olds.
EGGS AND SPOONS AND LOTSA SMILES!
Ruffy, you make a comment, I'll deck ya:)
Now why would I make a comment? :p

Not yet. I'm still hoping that the people of NS would grow some sense and vote for the non-animated contestants instead of the one in a purple shirt and green shoes.
Style points.. dwindle is a preety word.

Ah, you're suffocating me. You should already be tired from running through my tortured, apnea-laden dreams all night.
Dress appropriately.
I.. um.. did you by any chance have a dream about the game Tag?

I did.. it was like a mixed game of tag and that flag game..

The other team cought me, took me up in a plane with a bunch of other people, tied nuses around our necks, connected them all, and dropped us out.

Very mild.. yes.

:D
:(

Why do you idiots keep voting for Straughn? Fuck, give your votes to Ruffy instead!

Why do you idiots keep voting for Straughn? Fuck, give your votes to Ruffy instead!
In the words of my friend (who shall remain nameless): "Ruffy creeps me out."

In the words of my friend (who shall remain nameless): "Ruffy creeps me out."
Well then give votes to me or TAI.. Someone with an actual picure.

*roars*

Well then give votes to me or TAI.. Someone with an actual picure.

*roars*
teehee. TAI has been campaigning so hard that it's quite amusing, but unfortunately I dislike blondes.

teehee. TAI has been campaigning so hard that it's quite amusing, but unfortunately I dislike blondes.
Heh.. I haven't campaigned at all. Well, hardly anyway. Nothing compared to him.

Heh.. I haven't campaigned at all. Well, hardly anyway. Nothing compared to him.
Meh, hanging around the thread helps, I supposed. Besides, being cute might help just a bit too. :p

Oh, and having Harlesburg campaigning and spamming for you. :p

Meh, hanging around the thread helps, I supposed. Besides, being cute might help just a bit too. :p

Oh, and having Harlesburg campaigning and spamming for you. :p
Hey, he sure was a good sidekick lol.
I'ld like to think most of it was my looks.

Hey, he sure was a good sidekick lol.
I'ld like to think most of it was my looks.
was? :eek: He'd be crushed to hear that. :( :p
Oh darling, you KNOW all of it was because of your uber-hotness. :p

YES, VOTE FOR ME BESACUE I'M CREEPY!

:cool:

was? :eek: He'd be crushed to hear that. :( :p
Oh darling, you KNOW all of it was because of your uber-hotness. :p
Well, during the campaigning. I'm sure he will continue to be a great sidekick :D.

Uber? That's pushing it. :(

I got #1337!

Well, during the campaigning. I'm sure he will continue to be a great sidekick :D.

Uber? That's pushing it. :(
*Nods* I'm sure he's going to pop up any minute to thank you now. :p

hey, you're leading in the non-animated section of the poll, brag a little bit. :p

I got #1337!
Haha. Yes, yes you did.

*Nods* I'm sure he's going to pop up any minute to thank you now. :p

hey, you're leading in the non-animated section of the poll, brag a little bit. :p
Nah, I'm too modest for that. Maybe at the end if I'm still second.

Nah, I'm too modest for that. Maybe at the end if I'm still second.
:eek:

modesty? In a man?

I think I love you. *starry anime eyes* :p

:confused:
Huh?
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11238141&postcount=1337

Haha. Yes, yes you did.
Edit whore!

:eek:

modesty? In a man?

I think I love you. *starry anime eyes* :p
Spam queen? Try anime freak.

Edit whore!
Me? What the... Are you insane?

*points at Ruffy the crazy man*

:eek:

modesty? In a man?

I think I love you. *starry anime eyes* :p
Heh, :fluffle:.

Heh, :fluffle:.
:eek:

I got a fluffle! *faints like a giggly little school girl* :p

:fluffle:

Me? What the... Are you insane?

*points at Ruffy the crazy man*
*finishes cigar*

You came back :p

:eek:

I got a fluffle! *faints like a giggly little school girl* :p

:fluffle:
Jus' because you love me you get unlimited fluffles ;)

*finishes cigar*

You came back :p
Lmao.. I'm sure that was in relation to l33t talk :D
Galaxian warrior!! +1

Jus' because you love me you get unlimited fluffles ;)
My, aren't you a flirt? ;)

*sob sob* I feel so...special.

*dies of happiness*

Lmao.. I'm sure that was in relation to l33t talk :D
Galaxian warrior!! +1
You got it! Yay!

+1 Congrats :fluffle:

You got it! Yay!

+1 Congrats :fluffle:
Thanks.. This is a special day.
These past few days have been the most I've ever posted.. Like 500 in 2-3days.

My, aren't you a flirt? ;)

*sob sob* I feel so...special.

*dies of happiness*
Aww, a flirt? I dunno about that, heh.

:fluffle:

*dies of happiness*
*covets corpse*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/676.gif

Now now ... you know that's Ruffy's job, right?

Aww, a flirt? I dunno about that, heh.

:fluffle:
Yeah, you're a flirt. A decent one at that. I don't admit that very often, so take the compliment and run.

Yeah, you're a flirt. A decent one at that. I don't admit that very often, so take the compliment and run.
*graps computer and runs*

Aww, a flirt? I dunno about that, heh.

:fluffle:
And you said "innocent" :rolleyes:

In for a penny, buddy ... :D

Thanks.. This is a special day.
These past few days have been the most I've ever posted.. Like 500 in 2-3days.
It's the Dame Syndrom.

*covets corpse*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/676.gif

Now now ... you know that's Ruffy's job, right?
Shall I get her DNA ready?

Why do you idiots keep voting for Straughn? Fuck, give your votes to Ruffy instead!
*slap*

Shut UP! Don't give it away!

You know, people might just vote on the "niceness" principle :p

It's the Dame Syndrom.
Could also be Peechanitus.

Shall I get her DNA ready?
Yes.

*slap*

Shut UP! Don't give it away!

You know, people might just vote on the "niceness" principle :p
Avote for you is a profit for me!

Could also be Peechanitus.
Ahh. I think it's Ruffcer of the brain.

Yes.
*puts on black rubber gloves*

*graps computer and runs*
Good boy. You've learned well. *pats on the head*
It's the Dame Syndrom.
Thank you. :D I've brought up a new generation of spammers indeed. :p

*puts on black rubber gloves*
Only for the proper occasions. *nods sagely*
*dons dark goggles*
http://www.ohiocitizen.org/campaigns/electric/2004/excellent.jpg

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae18.gif

Ahh. I think it's Ruffcer of the brain.
*throws pennies*

Avote for you is a profit for me!
THIS is fluffle information.
*nods*
:fluffle:

*throws pennies*
This will contribute towards my surgery to get the horrible ruffcer removed.

Thank you. :D I've brought up a new generation of spammers indeed. :p
You brought up uber hijacking spammers.

THIS is fluffle information.
*nods*
:fluffle:
Kewly!

Thanks to SJS and Scarlet...it is now officially my birthday:D

and ruffy...lean in. Closer. Cloooooooooser....CLOSER



*SMACK*

EDIT: VOTE FOR ME! It's my birthday!:fluffle:

You brought up uber hijacking spammers.
even better. :D

btw, Happy Birthday, Sark. I've bee waiting for you to come online to tell you.

even better. :D

btw, Happy Birthday, Sark. I've bee waiting for you to come online to tell you.
Thank ye. I got a text from the person I wanted to talk to, so I'm quite happy. This birthday might be decent aside from the whole "work training" thing

Happy birthday, sir.

Happy birthday, sir.
grasias
*genulates*

Thank ye. I got a text from the person I wanted to talk to, so I'm quite happy. This birthday might be decent aside from the whole "work training" thing
Look, dude. You DON"T want to compare horrible birthday stories with me. There's a reason why I hate birthdays so much, you know.

Thanks to SJS and Scarlet...it is now officially my birthday:D

and ruffy...lean in. Closer. Cloooooooooser....CLOSER



*SMACK*
http://www.thediabetesblog.com/images/2005/12/baby%20crying.jpg
http://www.wtv-zone.com/dpjohnson/homepage/birthdaylady1.jpg

Yea.. Vote for Sarkhaan cause it's his birthday. He's OLD! :eek:

Yea.. Vote for Sarkhaan cause it's his birthday. He's OLD! :eek:

You only say that 'cause you're young :p

Happy Birthday Sarkhaan :)

Look, dude. You DON"T want to compare horrible birthday stories with me. There's a reason why I hate birthdays so much, you know.
What? Spanking for amateurs night? :eek:

You only say that 'cause you're young :p

Happy Birthday Sarkhaan :)
Heh, :D.

Yay for 16!

2000 posts? :eek: Spammer!

Look, dude. You DON"T want to compare horrible birthday stories with me. There's a reason why I hate birthdays so much, you know.
haha...oh, this one is stellar so far...I'm not complaining. But I have had my fair share of bad ones.

*snip*
It's my party and I'll cry if I want too.....

thanks

Yea.. Vote for Sarkhaan cause it's his birthday. He's OLD!:eek:
*smacks with cane*

Happy Birthday Sarkhaan:)
thanks:) :fluffle:

Heh, :D.

Yay for 16!

2000 posts? :eek: Spammer!
don't worry...puberty will set in soon;)

Heh, :D.

Yay for 16!

2000 posts? :eek: Spammer!

Haha, don't you know it ;)

I think that was a congragulatory insult though, so thanks :p

don't worry...puberty will set in soon;)
Well, my balls dropped when I was like 6....

Haha, don't you know it ;)

I think that was a congragulatory insult though, so thanks :p
Of course!!!
+1.

thanks:) :fluffle:

:fluffle: For the birthday boy :D

Well, my balls dropped when I was like 6....
oh yeah? well, mine dropped when I was still in the womb:eek:

oh yeah? well, mine dropped when I was still in the womb:eek:Mine dropped when I was just sperm.

Mine dropped when I was just sperm.
Yeah well i ripped mine off with my teeth and, since i was a testtube baby, i crawled out of the dish and stuffed them up into my mother so she could have a natural baby! So there!



...whoopsie, er, never mind. No Jim Morrison tributes, please.

Mine dropped when I was just sperm.
oh yeah? well...mine dropped with YOUR MOM! BURN!

haha...I need help. And another beer.

don't worry...puberty will set in soon;)
puberty = pubes + liberty

Seriously though - that's when your pubes start outpacing your lashes.

Heh, :D.

Yay for 16!

2000 posts? :eek: Spammer!
Pfft, damn you youngsters. One day, you'll learn the true meaning of the word "voting". :p

It's my party and I'll cry if I want too.....

thanks
*throws a frog at Sark*

Have a bowtie.

*hands you a bowtie and a heart shaped rock..and a cockroach..and devil hurns*

I need to watch that movie again..

..er.. I mean.. NP.

oh yeah? well...mine dropped with YOUR MOM! BURN!

haha...I need help. And another beer.
Didn't they drop on her forehead a few times? o_O?

Ah - beer ....
http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/Drinkers.gif

puberty = pubes + liberty

Seriously though - that's when your pubes start outpacing your lashes.
sounds about right. Or when you need to (or atleast should consider) trimming the hedges.

Didn't they drop on her forehead a few times? o_O?

Ah - beer ....
http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/Drinkers.gif
:headbang:

Heh, :D.

Yay for 16!

2000 posts? :eek: Spammer!
What, Peisandros, you mean you're ONLY 16?:eek:

Didn't they drop on her forehead a few times? o_O?

Ah - beer ....
http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/Drinkers.gif
*grins*

this is what I have. my dad got it for me
http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottles/autopics/360.jpg

:headbang:
Oh, sorry ... WALLS, not BALLS banging against forehead. Got it.
*nods*

What, Peisandros, you mean you're ONLY 16?:eek:
Hehe, yes ma'am :D

Oh, sorry ... WALLS, not BALLS banging against forehead. Got it.
*nods*
couldn't it be both? I mean, not at the same time...but first one, then the other?

*grins*

this is what I have. my dad got it for me
http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottles/autopics/360.jpg
Not bad, not bad.
I had some raspberry frambois last night and some apricot ale.
Happy b-day, Sark. *bows*

couldn't it be both? I mean, not at the same time...but first one, then the other?
Yeah, IT CAN, actually!
Speaking from having done that to someone ...

couldn't it be both? I mean, not at the same time...but first one, then the other?
Yea, that's what I was thinking.

What, Peisandros, you mean you're ONLY 16?:eek:
*cough*jailbait*cough*

Not bad, not bad.
I had some raspberry frambois last night and some apricot ale.
Happy b-day, Sark. *bows*
mmm...you, my friend, are a man of both class and taste.

Yeah, IT CAN, actually!
Speaking from having done that to someone ...
*grabs popcorn*
this'll be a good story. Lets hear it.

Hehe, yes ma'am :D
Ma'am? :confused:

Didn't you know I was a guy?:eek:

Well, at any rate, you don't look your age. You look much older.

*cough*jailbait*cough*
Indeed. In fact, I'm really, really close to committing honorable seppuku for finding cute a guy this young. I must be starting to get too old, to look at much younger men like this.

*sigh* Who would've thought I'd end up being an old pervert?

Didn't they drop on her forehead a few times? o_O?

Ah - beer ....
http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/Drinkers.gif
ahahah
ahaahaha
ahhhahahhahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahhaahahhhahhahahaha

Indeed. In fact, I'm really, really close to committing honorable seppuku for finding cute a guy this young. I must be starting to get too old, to look at much younger men like this.

*sigh* Who would've thought I'd end up being an old pervert?
hell, I'll give it to ya. He is a good looking guy. And not like he can read what I'm saying right here or anything...

but no...seriously. haha...good looking people look good, regardless of age.

But if you need someone to help with the seppuku, I'm free till 5:30. Then I have to go save people.

Ma'am? :confused:

Didn't you know I was a guy?:eek:

Well, at any rate, you don't look your age. You look much older.
I knew you were a guy. Ma'am is just cooler. I only use Sir to special people.. Like birthday boys :p

*grins*

this is what I have. my dad got it for me
http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottles/autopics/360.jpg
Give ya a joint for one?

I knew you were a guy. Ma'am is just cooler. I only use Sir to special people.. Like birthday boys :p
:fluffle:

Hehe, yes ma'am :D
Hrm.. wait.. almost, or is 16?:confused:

Give ya a joint for one?
deal.

hell, I'll give it to ya. He is a good looking guy. And not like he can read what I'm saying right here or anything...

but no...seriously. haha...good looking people look good, regardless of age.

Maybe, but still. I have to admit I'm rather disturbed about it myself. I usually only look at guys my age. The thought of findind a 16 years old hot is kinda creepy for me :eek:

Then again, I can also think of it this way: if he's already that hot, what'll it be when he finally turns 20?


But if you need someone to help with the seppuku, I'm free till 5:30. Then I have to go save people.
Well, I wasn't serious anyway. I only have thos decorative katana and wakizashi; I couldn't even peel potatoes with then, they have no edge. So I'd have to actually saw myself with a dull blade? No, thank you.

Nice of you to offer to chop my head before I show pain and dishonor my family, though.

I knew you were a guy. Ma'am is just cooler. I only use Sir to special people.. Like birthday boys :p
O_o Alright, I'm just not used to be called "Ma'am". I'll let it slide because you're my favorite contestant.

Anyone else calling me "Ma'am" would soon find out just how manly I am :D


(alright, so I'm really only letting it slide because you're underaged. Damn you.)

deal.
*rolls a joint*

There ya go :fluffle:

*humps the beer*

Maybe, but still. I have to admit I'm rather disturbed about it myself. I usually only look at guys my age. The thought of findind a 16 years old hot is kinda creepy for me :eek:

Then again, I can also think of it this way: if he's already that hot, what'll it be when he finally turns 20?
how old are ya out of curiosity?
And yeah, we'll have a hot mofo on our hands in four short years

Well, I wasn't serious anyway. I only have thos decorative katana and wakizashi; I couldn't even peel potatoes with then, they have no edge. So I'd have to actually saw myself with a dull blade? No, thank you.

Nice of you to offer to chop my head before I show pain and dishonor my family, though.haha...I do what I can.:fluffle:

But if you need someone to help with the seppuku, I'm free till 5:30. Then I have to go save people.
Save people?

Oh, you mean playing cheerful games..

:)

O_o Alright, I'm just not used to be called "Ma'am". I'll let it slide because you're my favorite contestant.

Anyone else calling me "Ma'am" would soon find out just how manly I am :D


(alright, so I'm really only letting it slide because you're underaged. Damn you.)
Psht...see if I ever offer to ceremonially cut off your head again:(

Save people?

Oh, you mean playing cheerful games..

:)
You're dead to me.
*smokes joint, steals beer back, runs*

mmm...you, my friend, are a man of both class and taste.


*grabs popcorn*
this'll be a good story. Lets hear it.
Not here, yet .... ;)
there's still a final comin' up!

You're dead to me.
*smokes joint, steals beer back, runs*
You editing bastard. I'm telling mom.

Hrm.. wait.. almost, or is 16?:confused:
Is 16!

how old are ya out of curiosity?
And yeah, we'll have a hot mofo on our hands in four short years

I'm 23. Yeah, I know, I'm fossilized, no need to remind me.

Hot mofo is an understatement. I expect there will be lots of girls leaving snail trails in his wake. As well as many a gay man who needs a change of underwear.

(Gosh, even I think I was vulgar on this :eek: )


haha...I do what I can.:fluffle:
:fluffle: Thanks. Then again, in medieval japan, this wouldn't have warranted seppukku. It would simply have been adopting shudo as a way of life. Ah, samurais, you really knew how to live...

You editing bastard. I'm telling mom.
Mom can't save you now!


Muahahahahahha*chokes on beer*

O_o Alright, I'm just not used to be called "Ma'am". I'll let it slide because you're my favorite contestant.

Anyone else calling me "Ma'am" would soon find out just how manly I am :D


(alright, so I'm really only letting it slide because you're underaged. Damn you.)
Yay for being young and free and stuff like that!!

Is 16!
Since Oct 12th?

Psht...see if I ever offer to ceremonially cut off your head again:(
Which guy are you on your pic, btw? The cute one, not the one smoking, I hope?

You would make the cut if only you'd shave your goatee, you know. I'm sorry, I just have an aversion for facial hair :p

You editing bastard. I'm telling mom.
Hahahahaha Ruffy.. Always an easy target for the edit!

I'm 23. Yeah, I know, I'm fossilized, no need to remind me.

Hot mofo is an understatement. I expect there will be lots of girls leaving snail trails in his wake. As well as many a gay man who needs a change of underwear.

(Gosh, even I think I was vulgar on this :eek: )haha...you're only 3 years older than me

and that vulgar part made me laugh quite a bit. Now pardon me while I go change my boxers;)

Since Oct 12th?
Yes.. Since October 12 2005 I've been 16.

Is 16!
Thank God. Realising I found a 15 years old hot would pretty much mean I needed to turn myself in to the police.

Which guy are you on your pic, btw? The cute one, not the one smoking, I hope?

You would make the cut if only you'd shave your goatee, you know. I'm sorry, I just have an aversion for facial hair :p
I'm the not-smoking guy in the Jimmy Eat World shirt.

and you've just never met a guy who can use facial hair properly:)

Yay for being young and free and stuff like that!!
Yeah, savor it while you can. Someday you'll be as old and wrinkled as I am...

*shakes cane in your general direction menacingly*

Facial hair is awesome.. I'm gonna grow a beard :D

I'm the not-smoking guy in the Jimmy Eat World shirt.

and you've just never met a guy who can use facial hair properly:)

I was wondering which one you were too...

You're not bad looking :p

Mom can't save you now!


Muahahahahahha*chokes on beer*
"MOMMMM SARK IS STONED!"
[/Mom stomps down to living room]
Mom>> Prepare to die, birthday boy.
Me<<< He flipped me off too!
Mom>> WHAT?! *pissed*
Sark<< He's lying!
Me>>> Am not!
Mom<< *kills Sark*

BUZZ KILL BIOTCH!

I'm the not-smoking guy in the Jimmy Eat World shirt.

Good. Like I said, the cute one ;)


and you've just never met a guy who can use facial hair properly:)
Dear [insert random deity], I'd rather kiss a girl than a man with facial hair.

Just the thought of "using" facial hair makes me shudder. *shudders*

No, sorry, clean-shaven is the way. You tread on the dark side of the force, young padawan.

"MOMMMM SARK IS STONED!"
[/Mom stomps down to living room]
Mom>> Prepare to die, birthday boy.
Me<<< He flipped me off too!
Mom>> WHAT?! *pissed*
Sark<< He's lying!
Me>>> Am not!
Mom<< *kills Sark*

BUZZ KILL BIOTCH!
And we have a winner!!

Facial hair is awesome.. I'm gonna grow a beard :D
GAH! I take back what I said about you becoming a walking wet dream when you're older!

*Imagines Peisandros ruining his beauty with a beard*

Dammit, is there any way to un-vote in these darned polls? :p

Hahahahaha Ruffy.. Always an easy target for the edit!
Pfft.

Yes.. Since October 12 2005 I've been 16.
HAHAHAHAHA I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cool:

GAH! I take back what I said about you becoming a walking wet dream when you're older!

*Imagines Peisandros ruining his beauty with a beard*

Dammit, is there any way to un-vote in these darned polls? :p
Tehehe.. When I'm older, like left school, I'll be clean shaven. I just want to see what I can get away with at school.

HAHAHAHAHA I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cool:
Hey what the fuck? No way.

I was wondering which one you were too...

You're not bad looking :p
haha...thanks?
:fluffle:

Good. Like I said, the cute one ;)
haha...I actually don't like that pic...it makes me look scrawny. But the ladies and fass seem to think it makes me look hot. *shrug*
but thanks

Dear [insert random deity], I'd rather kiss a girl than a man with facial hair.

Just the thought of "using" facial hair makes me shudder. *shudders*

No, sorry, clean-shaven is the way. You tread on the dark side of the force, young padawan.
*sigh* you don't use the goatee when you're kissing. You use it on other areas, such as the inner thigh. Or gently across the cheek while you kiss the ear/neck while moving back to the lips. Works on girls at least...

"MOMMMM SARK IS STONED!"
[/Mom stomps down to living room]
Mom>> Prepare to die, birthday boy.
Me<<< He flipped me off too!
Mom>> WHAT?! *pissed*
Sark<< He's lying!
Me>>> Am not!
Mom<< *kills Sark*

BUZZ KILL BIOTCH!
*comes back to haunt Ruffy*

And we have a winner!!
*parties*

Hey what the fuck? No way.
November 22nd biotch.

Tehehe.. When I'm older, like left school, I'll be clean shaven. I just want to see what I can get away with at school.
Good. I un-unvote then.

What, do your school actually try to control your facial hair? What kind of a nazi concentration camp excuse for a school does that?

I mean, here we have dress codes, but other than those guidelines students can grow their hair as they see fit, color it as it pleases them, and get pierced wherever they like.

Good. I un-unvote then.

What, do your school actually try to control your facial hair? What kind of a nazi concentration camp excuse for a school does that?

I mean, here we have dress codes, but other than those guidelines students can grow their hair as they see fit, color it as it pleases them, and get pierced wherever they like.
It's called a Catholic boys school :p

It's called a Catholic boys school :p
harsh...

November 22nd biotch.
You're lying. I know you are.. Fucker.

*comes back to haunt Ruffy*
*goes exorsist on your ass*

haha...I actually don't like that pic...it makes me look scrawny. But the ladies and fass seem to think it makes me look hot. *shrug*
but thanks

Well, I agree with them, you do look good. So you can add another gay man to the list of people you've seduced.



*sigh* you don't use the goatee when you're kissing. You use it on other areas, such as the inner thigh. Or gently across the cheek while you kiss the ear/neck while moving back to the lips. Works on girls at least...

No, really, I have this mental block concerning facial hair. I hate it. I just can't explain it. In fact, I'd probably refuse to date or kiss a guy who absolutely wants to keep it.

I mean, the scruffy look of a 3-day beard, no problem. But actually going out of your way to grow and groom a goatee, beard or mustache? Ewww.

You're lying. I know you are.. Fucker.
Nope :)

*goes exorsist on your ass*
you cant exorcise an atheist ghost! HAHA! I WIN!

It's called a Catholic boys school :p
Catholic boys school?


Must... resist... impure... thoughts... about... hot schoolboys in uniform.... ><

Well, I agree with them, you do look good. So you can add another gay man to the list of people you've seduced.
*adds Skaladora to list*;)


No, really, I have this mental block concerning facial hair. I hate it. I just can't explain it. In fact, I'd probably refuse to date or kiss a guy who absolutely wants to keep it.

I mean, the scruffy look of a 3-day beard, no problem. But actually going out of your way to grow and groom a goatee, beard or mustache? Ewww.
most of my face has the 3 day growth...mostly out of sloth. Thats actually why I have the goatee too...less to shave, and considering how rushed I always am when I get the chance to shave, any time saved is good.

here is me without the goatee...old pic tho...its from '03
http://community.webshots.com/photo/315724600/1315731812061157035RWxzPS

Catholic boys school?


Must... resist... impure... thoughts... about... hot schoolboys in uniform.... ><
*pours ice on Skaladora's crotch*

better?

Catholic boys school?


Must... resist... impure... thoughts... about... hot schoolboys in uniform.... ><
:D

Our unifrom is nothing exciting.

most of my face has the 3 day growth...mostly out of sloth. Thats actually why I have the goatee too...less to shave, and considering how rushed I always am when I get the chance to shave, any time saved is good.

here is me without the goatee...old pic tho...its from '03
http://community.webshots.com/photo/315724600/1315731812061157035RWxzPS
Which are you?

*pours ice on Skaladora's crotch*

better?
*Ice melts and evaporates in seconds*

Must.... resist.... ><

No, really, I have this mental block concerning facial hair. I hate it. I just can't explain it. In fact, I'd probably refuse to date or kiss a guy who absolutely wants to keep it.

I mean, the scruffy look of a 3-day beard, no problem. But actually going out of your way to grow and groom a goatee, beard or mustache? Ewww.

Except for the bold part, I've gotta say, I agree with you, man.

And I'm female, so none of this "well girls like it stuff" Sark!

haha...thanks?
:fluffle:
Hey, what's with the question mark?! :p

:D

Our unifrom is nothing exciting.
catholic uniform=hot. even if it actually isn't. regardless of gender.

and I'm the one in the green tshirt, who looks to be falling over/getting up in the background

you cant exorcise an atheist ghost! HAHA! I WIN!
*tag team*


*hi-fives*
*phantom hands pass through eachother*

:D

Our unifrom is nothing exciting.
Lol, there's something perverse and exciting about corrupting a young catholic into doing some fun sinning. It's more about removing the uniform than looking at it, you know.

I guess I understand why so many straight guys get turned on by the "japanese schoolgirl" look :p

Although I really wouldn't do anything with a schoolboy. Well, unless he was a hot 18-years old schoolboy...

*Ice melts and evaporates in seconds*

Must.... resist.... ><

*growls*:cool:

Except for the bold part, I've gotta say, I agree with you, man.

And I'm female, so none of this "well girls like it stuff" Sark!
psht...give me a 6 rack of beer and a couple of hours. I'll convert ya.

Except for the bold part, I've gotta say, I agree with you, man.

And I'm female, so none of this "well girls like it stuff" Sark!
What, you don't like scruffy either? I does look manly and sexy, IMHO.

However, it's got to be shaved before any action happens. It's nice to look at, but it's really not that fun kissing a guy who could scrape the paint off a wall with his face. -_-'

*growls*:cool:


psht...give me a 6 rack of beer and a couple of hours. I'll convert ya.

What's the beer supposed to do? I'll cause issues for you if you drink it, and I can't stand the smell (nevermind the taste!) of alcohol, so it's not gonna help with me....

you cant exorcise an atheist ghost! HAHA! I WIN!
DAMN YOU!

Oh, birthday gift, even tho you died.. I bought you a little plot of land (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/vacation-june/dfhgfh076.jpg).. mostly landfill.. but hey.

Hey, what's with the question mark?! :p
haha...I dont remember...thats sad.:p

*tag team*


*hi-fives*
*phantom hands pass through eachother*
score.

Lol, there's something perverse and exciting about corrupting a young catholic into doing some fun sinning. It's more about removing the uniform than looking at it, you know.

I guess I understand why so many straight guys get turned on by the "japanese schoolgirl" look

Although I really wouldn't do anything with a schoolboy. Well, unless he was a hot 18-years old schoolboy...
haha...I've been a catholic school girl for one halloween, and a catholic schoolboy for the next.

What, you don't like scruffy either? I does look manly and sexy, IMHO.

However, it's got to be shaved before any action happens. It's nice to look at, but it's really not that fun kissing a guy who could scrape the paint off a wall with his face. -_-'

Exactly! It feels.... weird....
I don't mind certain facial hair looks, so long as it's gone before I touch it whatsoever.

catholic uniform=hot. even if it actually isn't. regardless of gender.

and I'm the one in the green tshirt, who looks to be falling over/getting up in the background
Holy Baloney, Sarkhaan, shave that goatee already and I'll pledge myself to be your love slave! You *are* hot! Actually, if I'd seen that pic instead, I might have actually voted for you ;)

haha...I've been a catholic school girl for one halloween, and a catholic schoolboy for the next.
>.>


<.<


*goes change his underwear*

>.>


<.<


*goes change his underwear*
Let me help you, *wipes off your keyboard*

What, you don't like scruffy either? I does look manly and sexy, IMHO.

However, it's got to be shaved before any action happens. It's nice to look at, but it's really not that fun kissing a guy who could scrape the paint off a wall with his face. -_-'
my goatee is quite soft actually...

What's the beer supposed to do? I'll cause issues for you if you drink it, and I can't stand the smell (nevermind the taste!) of alcohol, so it's not gonna help with me....haha...I'm 20. I'm designed to have drunken sex.

wow...that was trashy, even for me....

*shrug*

Exactly! It feels.... weird....
I don't mind certain facial hair looks, so long as it's gone before I touch it whatsoever.
I'm tellin ya...its all how you use it. For example, a piece of satin vs the roughness of a goatee. Or even vs. a gentle touch. Its the variation, my child.

Holy Baloney, Sarkhaan, shave that goatee already and I'll pledge myself to be your love slave! You *are* hot! Actually, if I'd seen that pic instead, I might have actually voted for you;)
haha...that pic is from when I was 17...so its a bit old. I've had a goatee pretty much since that picture was taken. Now I feel like I look young without it..go figure.

but thank ye. *licks*

haha...wow, I haven't used *lick* as a response on here in quite a while.

>.>


<.<


*goes change his underwear*
ahahahahaha :fluffle:

Let me help you, *wipes off your keyboard*
:eek:

Jesus, you do realise there's gotta be an awful lot of the stuff to reach the friggin keyboard while I still have underwear on :eek:

Even catholic-schoolboy-Sarkhaan can't cause this to happen. It's physically impossible.

Let me help you, *wipes off your keyboard*

Bah, you've probably an evil plan for that.

Bah, you've probably an evil plan for that.
You sigged me? Groovy!

Thing is ... i owe a few other people a few things too ... :eek:

haha...that pic is from when I was 17...so its a bit old. I've had a goatee pretty much since that picture was taken. Now I feel like I look young without it..go figure.

but thank ye. *licks*

haha...wow, I haven't used *lick* as a response on here in quite a while.
Weeeeeee!

Take it easy, champ, I'm not made outta wood. Lick me like that again and you'll find me breaking and entering in your house to make sweet love to you while you sleep.

Regardless of your sexual preferences :p

Edit: My 2000th post! Yay! And it's about sex, too! Who would've thought? :rolleyes:

DAMN YOU!

Oh, birthday gift, even tho you died.. I bought you a little plot of land (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/vacation-june/dfhgfh076.jpg).. mostly landfill.. but hey.
Today, Boston.


Tomorrow, THE WORLD!!!!!!!

Muahahahahahahaha*coughs*hahahahaha

Vote for me 'cause I attend a Catholic boys school!

haha...I'm 20. I'm designed to have drunken sex.

wow...that was trashy, even for me....


I'm tellin ya...its all how you use it. For example, a piece of satin vs the roughness of a goatee. Or even vs. a gentle touch. Its the variation, my child.

Yes, yes it was...

I'm not a child, and I know that, but it's still... well, I don't like it as stands and I don't think I will...

Bah, you've probably an evil plan for that.
Just collecting DNA for master.

Weeeeeee!

Take it easy, champ, I'm not made outta wood. Lick me like that again and you'll find me breaking and entering in your house to make sweet love to you while you sleep.

Regardless of your sexual preferences :p

Edit: My 2000th post! Yay! And it's about sex, too! Who would've thought? :rolleyes:
haha...a warm body is a warm body, and sex is sex [/trashy whorish sarkhaan]

Well, enough sexual innuendo for tonight. If we can still actually call that innuendo, explicit as it is :p

I've gotta go to bed. Somehow, I just *know* I'll end up dreaming of a hot, steamy threesome between me, Peisandros, and Sarkhaan all dressed up as schoolboys xD

Yes, yes it was...

I'm not a child, and I know that, but it's still... well, I don't like it as stands and I don't think I will...
haha...sorry, the "my child" wasn't meant to be condescending...just playing off the catholic thing we had going

You sigged me? Groovy!

Thing is ... i owe a few other people a few things too ... :eek:

Eh, so long as the sig remains worthy of the awesome list. It should avoid losing all relative awesomeness after being compared to HTKAM.

Just collecting DNA for master.
*gasps*

Fuck off!

Today, Boston.


Tomorrow, THE WORLD!!!!!!!

Muahahahahahahaha*coughs*hahahahaha
La Dame will not like this.

*nods*

Well, enough sexual innuendo for tonight. If we can still actually call that innuendo, explicit as it is :p

I've gotta go to bed. Somehow, I just *know* I'll end up dreaming of a hot, steamy threesome between me, Peisandros, and Sarkhaan all dressed up as schoolboys xD
haha...ever try sleeping with a kickstand in the bed?

and the innuendo just keeps going...