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IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 06:55
I'm in.. 8th place.. :(
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 06:55
*stretches*
why don't ya leave this to those of us in the big leagues, cupcake?

*ducks*
:p

Silence, dont cock block...just kidding, thats bad. :D

Actually, you're still legal to anyone who is within 2 years of your age. I learned that fact from someone who actually cared about it...

...what are you trying to say?...
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 06:56
Pffft...Oh nevermind then. If your not going to tell me where you are, well, I'll, you'll....ahh screw this, I'm going to Iraq. :p


P.S....the Alps are cooler than the rockies (except Lake Tahoe)
IRAQ? Your insanity points in my book just went up a notch.

Well, I can't exactly go to the Alps and stay in Canada at the same time...speaking of which, am I surrounded by Americans in this thread? *starts hyperventilating*
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 06:56
Yes, I'm an American. Why?

Just wondering....

*moves a little closer to Digital Soul*

*Do you happen to live anywhere within a 1 thousand mile radius of "The South"?
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 06:58
I would agree, if I wanted children. :D
:fluffle:

I think I found my twin! :eek:

well...we both like writing, the same literature, don't want to have children...are you a hippie? :p
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 06:58
IRAQ? Your insanity points in my book just went up a notch.

Well, I can't exactly go to the Alps and stay in Canada at the same time...speaking of which, am I surrounded by Americans in this thread? *starts hyperventilating*
*bakes apple pie*
Digital Soul
24-06-2006, 06:59
I live in Honolulu, Hawaii.
Skaladora
24-06-2006, 06:59
IRAQ? Your insanity points in my book just went up a notch.

Well, I can't exactly go to the Alps and stay in Canada at the same time...speaking of which, am I surrounded by Americans in this thread? *starts hyperventilating*
No, I'm worse. I'm Canadian, but from...


Québec! *cue sinister music* MWAHAHAHAHA!


(Rest easy:I'm not one of them evil separatists. I heart my Rockies too.)
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 06:59
IRAQ? Your insanity points in my book just went up a notch.

Well, I can't exactly go to the Alps and stay in Canada at the same time...speaking of which, am I surrounded by Americans in this thread? *starts hyperventilating*

Yes...I like to live my life on the edge. But I take it back, I'm not gonna go to Iraq. I'm gonna go someplace crazier...like Reykjavik!
Yeaaaaah:cool: Reykjavik

Why do you want to stay in Cana.....Oh God!

*Realizes you are Canadian....forgets our relationship and hastily deletes any posts showing convicing evidence of us talking*
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:01
I live in Honolulu, Hawaii.

Thats....far. lol.

What do you look like?

People over there can be very hot!
Sarkhaan
24-06-2006, 07:02
Silence, dont cock block...just kidding, thats bad. :D
haha...well, it is guys code...so you're safe from me. I keep to the code
Pride and Prejudice
24-06-2006, 07:02
:fluffle:

I think I found my twin! :eek:

well...we both like writing, the same literature, don't want to have children...are you a hippie? :p

A hippie? Practically!

Everyone, meet my twin sister, La Dame. No wonder they call you The Lady! I'm a Lady too! Official title! In... a group of friends....
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:02
No, I'm worse. I'm Canadian, but from...


Québec! *cue sinister music* MWAHAHAHAHA!


(Rest easy:I'm not one of them evil separatists. I heart my Rockies too.)

*Wets self at the sheer terror of the FRENCH Canadian*
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:03
Yes...I like to live my life on the edge. But I take it back, I'm not gonna go to Iraq. I'm gonna go someplace crazier...like Reykjavik!
Yeaaaaah:cool: Reykjavik

Why do you want to stay in Cana.....Oh God!

*Realizes you are Canadian....forgets our relationship and hastily deletes any posts showing convicing evidence of us talking*
She sells good bud tho...

*hands La Dame $50*







Oh the memories of buying drugs in homeroom! I miss school :(
Pride and Prejudice
24-06-2006, 07:04
P.S....the Alps are cooler than the rockies (except Lake Tahoe)

Um... Lake Tahoe is the Sierras, not the Rockies.

And I wasn't trying to say anything except that you are partially legal.
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:04
haha...well, it is guys code...so you're safe from me. I keep to the code

Mwahah
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:04
No, I'm worse. I'm Canadian, but from...


Québec! *cue sinister music* MWAHAHAHAHA!


(Rest easy:I'm not one of them evil separatists. I heart my Rockies too.)
oooo, I want to go to McGill for university! Do you happen to live in Montreal?

et je peux parle un peu de francais aussi!

(you'd better not be trying to break up my country...*shakes evil spatula of doom menacingly at Skaladora*)
Digital Soul
24-06-2006, 07:04
I have long dark-brown hair, 5'8'', slim, and I like to surf in my spare time.
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:06
Um... Lake Tahoe is the Sierras, not the Rockies.

And I wasn't trying to say anything except that you are partially legal.

You know what...I just looked up Lake Tahoe in a map and your right!

Wow...I'm not good at mountain ranges....I live in South Florida were the highest land around for hundreds of miles is the trash hill. I'm not even joking.

Although thinking about I guess I did know that about Lake Tahoe...Sierra Nevada and all. Meh.
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:07
Yes...I like to live my life on the edge. But I take it back, I'm not gonna go to Iraq. I'm gonna go someplace crazier...like Reykjavik!
Yeaaaaah:cool: Reykjavik

Why do you want to stay in Cana.....Oh God!

*Realizes you are Canadian....forgets our relationship and hastily deletes any posts showing convicing evidence of us talking*
*crazy points declining slowly*

:( but I love Canada...and I love Victoria! We're basically the Canadian version of Florida: filled with old people. Victoria, home of the newly wed, underfed, and nearly dead (/quote from How to Be A Canadian)
Skaladora
24-06-2006, 07:08
*Wets self at the sheer terror of the FRENCH Canadian*
Now, now, keep your pants on hot stuff. I'm not into that kind of kinks.
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:09
A hippie? Practically!

Everyone, meet my twin sister, La Dame. No wonder they call you The Lady! I'm a Lady too! Official title! In... a group of friends....
:eek: HOLY COW-NESS BATMAN! I FOUND MY TWIN!

Well, my best friend actually gave me that nickname...this is so weird. Are you freakishly good at math?
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:09
*crazy points declining slowly*

:( but I love Canada...and I love Victoria! We're basically the Canadian version of Florida: filled with old people. Victoria, home of the newly wed, underfed, and nearly dead (/quote from How to Be A Canadian)
And I have a palace there!

*nods*
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:10
*Wets self at the sheer terror of the FRENCH Canadian*
Because they can make you fat with poutines? :p
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:11
oooo, I want to go to McGill for university! Do you happen to live in Montreal?

et je peux parle un peu de francais aussi!

(you'd better not be trying to break up my country...*shakes evil spatula of doom menacingly at Skaladora*)

Cant. Take. The. French.

Must. Counter. It. With. It's. Only. Weakness.

German.

Ich bin von Warnamunde. Sie konnen nicht mich mit Ihrem Franzosisch angreifen. Ich spreche die Sprache Ihrer Angreifer! Mwahaha

Or something like that...I cant use accents so I may have misspelled some things or whatever. Germans, sue me.
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:11
She sells good bud tho...

*hands La Dame $50*







Oh the memories of buying drugs in homeroom! I miss school :(
$50 American? That'd get you 6 ounces of pure BC Bud goodness. :cool:
Pride and Prejudice
24-06-2006, 07:11
:eek: HOLY COW-NESS BATMAN! I FOUND MY TWIN!

Well, my best friend actually gave me that nickname...this is so weird. Are you freakishly good at math?

It's my long lost twin! Didn't I tell you I have a twin? Everyone, meet my unfortunate twin! (Sorry - can't help but love Oscar Wilde's stuff too. Except for Picture of Dorian Gray... didn't like that so much...)

Top lane at a public school in a place where public schools are just as good as private ones. And in Math Club.

That is to say, yes.
Dmytri
24-06-2006, 07:11
Hmm..don't really know anybody here but my friend Digital Soul asked me to vote for someone. So here it is.
Skaladora
24-06-2006, 07:13
oooo, I want to go to McGill for university! Do you happen to live in Montreal?

No, I live in Québec city. I like to visit Montreal, but it's far too urban for me to want to live there. I'm more of a suburbs/middle-sized city guy. If I had to move, it'd probably be somewhere around Ottawa more than Montreal.


et je peux parle un peu de francais aussi!

Well, that will certainly be appreciated by the local population. You'll find our evil reputation is far overdone. Most people will also be much more tolerant of your disgusting anglophone ways if you show some goodwill and speak a few words of french at the beginning of the conversation ;)

I always have a soft spot for those who ask me "Parlez-vous anglais?" instead of "Do you speak english?". Makes me feel like they're at least trying to meet me halfway.


(you'd better not be trying to break up my country...*shakes evil spatula of doom menacingly at Skaladora*)
No, I'm not. In this day and age where countries gang up for greater leverage in economics/politics, I think separation from Canada would be a bad idea. I'm a very strong supporter of a complete overhaul of the federal pact, though.

Alright, enough hi-jacking for now.
Pride and Prejudice
24-06-2006, 07:14
Cant. Take. The. French.

Must. Counter. It. With. It's. Only. Weakness.

German.

Ich bin von Warnamunde. Sie konnen nicht mich mit Ihrem Franzosisch angreifen. Ich spreche die Sprache Ihrer Angreifer! Mwahaha

Or something like that...I cant use accents so I may have misspelled some things or whatever. Germans, sue me.

Warnamunde? *shrugs* I guess I don't know everywhere in the world...
Personally, if you are trying to bring it down, you should use "Du kannst" instead of "Sie konnen". "Sie konnen" suggests respect. Or that you are speaking to an adult. Child to child (even at teenage area) is "du", adult to child is "du", and anything to an animal is definitely "du".
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:14
*crazy points declining slowly*

:( but I love Canada...and I love Victoria! We're basically the Canadian version of Florida: filled with old people. Victoria, home of the newly wed, underfed, and nearly dead (/quote from How to Be A Canadian)

Haha...there is more to Florida than just old people...theres, well...uh, stupid old people who cant vote! Or how about, stupid old people that cant drive! Or how about, stupid old Jewish people who keep South Florida democrat even though the rest of the state is clearly Republican!

Anyway, I'd rather go to Reykjavik over Iraq any day. For one thing, Icelandic women are TAD bit more attractive than Iraqis..In my opinion, of course.
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:15
Cant. Take. The. French.

Must. Counter. It. With. It's. Only. Weakness.

German.

Ich bin von Warnamunde. Sie konnen nicht mich mit Ihrem Franzosisch angreifen. Ich spreche die Sprache Ihrer Angreifer! Mwahaha

Or something like that...I cant use accents so I may have misspelled some things or whatever. Germans, sue me.
...

Well, the Russians beat the Germans pretty badly, so
Ваша мать была хомяком и вашим снетком отца elderberries
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:15
$50 American? That'd get you 6 ounces of pure BC Bud goodness. :cool:
Holy kickassness batman!

Clean it for me at I'll share it with ya :)
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:16
Now, now, keep your pants on hot stuff. I'm not into that kind of kinks.

Gross....:eek:

Because they can make you fat with poutines? :p

And what, my dear northern neighbor, are poutines?

*wonders if its some sort of liberal anti American propaganda the French use*
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:17
It's my long lost twin! Didn't I tell you I have a twin? Everyone, meet my unfortunate twin! (Sorry - can't help but love Oscar Wilde's stuff too. Except for Picture of Dorian Gray... didn't like that so much...)

Top lane at a public school in a place where public schools are just as good as private ones. And in Math Club.

That is to say, yes.
My god this is weird...(ahh, yes. One of the greatest cynics of all time.)

Do you have MSN?

btw, TG goodness.
Pride and Prejudice
24-06-2006, 07:18
My god this is weird...(ahh, yes. One of the greatest cynics of all time.)

Do you have MSN?

btw, TG goodness.

I would laugh if I knew you, but I've seen your pictures, and I don't.

Nope, just AIM.

KK, will check.
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:18
I have long dark-brown hair, 5'8'', slim, and I like to surf in my spare time.

Cool!

And what kind of guys do you like?

Hmm..don't really know anybody here but my friend Digital Soul asked me to vote for someone. So here it is.

Did you by any chance happen to vote for me, cuz my vote count just raised?
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:19
...

Well, the Russians beat the Germans pretty badly, so
Ваша мать была хомяком и вашим снетком отца elderberries
*gives self a cookie*
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:20
Warnamunde? *shrugs* I guess I don't know everywhere in the world...
Personally, if you are trying to bring it down, you should use "Du kannst" instead of "Sie konnen". "Sie konnen" suggests respect. Or that you are speaking to an adult. Child to child (even at teenage area) is "du", adult to child is "du", and anything to an animal is definitely "du".

North Eastern Germany...in the Brandeburg state...Its part of Rostock.

Sie is sort of like Usted in spanish instead of Tu (du)?
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:21
Did you by any chance happen to vote for me, cuz my vote count just raised?
im thinking yes.

but i forgot i just took a painkiller 30 minutes ago.. just took 2 more.. so.. poodles!
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:21
...

Well, the Russians beat the Germans pretty badly, so
Ваша мать была хомяком и вашим снетком отца elderberries

Meh..its not an insult if its written in pinko Russian and I cant understand it! :p
Dmytri
24-06-2006, 07:21
Yes, that was my vote.
Peisandros
24-06-2006, 07:22
Ohhh! Atlantian Islands is gonna win now.

Sexier abs :D
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:23
Ohhh! Atlantian Islands is gonna win now.

Sexier abs :D

I may have the sexier stomach, but I;m still 3 behind you and I think thats what matters. :p

*sighs*
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:24
Yes, that was my vote.

Thanks, bro.
Skaladora
24-06-2006, 07:24
And what, my dear northern neighbor, are poutines?

*wonders if its some sort of liberal anti American propaganda the French use*
French Canadians are not Frenchmen, by the way. And to answer your question, poutine is the single greasiest meal ever born to the mind of man: french fries, covered with cheese, all drowned in gravy sauce.

To be eaten in moderation, lest ye find yerselves as fat as those fat americans you see in "Supersize me".
Skaladora
24-06-2006, 07:25
Ohhh! Atlantian Islands is gonna win now.

Sexier abs :D
Nah, you're the hottest. I'll be your sex-slave any day.
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:25
No, I live in Québec city. I like to visit Montreal, but it's far too urban for me to want to live there. I'm more of a suburbs/middle-sized city guy. If I had to move, it'd probably be somewhere around Ottawa more than Montreal.
Well, Victoria is a nice mid-sized city and I love it here. I hear that Quebec city is absolutely gorgeous. I want to visit it more than I want to visit Montreal, actually, but you have to admit that McGill is an awesome university.

Well, that will certainly be appreciated by the local population. You'll find our evil reputation is far overdone. Most people will also be much more tolerant of your disgusting anglophone ways if you show some goodwill and speak a few words of french at the beginning of the conversation ;)

I always have a soft spot for those who ask me "Parlez-vous anglais?" instead of "Do you speak english?". Makes me feel like they're at least trying to meet me halfway.
Yeah, I know you it is, actually. English people would be offended too if people come to their country and ask them directions in their own language, so it's not too much to ask. Besides, I like French and I AM trying to improve on it as much as I can. Speaking of which, I SHOULD be studying for a French exam...but meh. :p

No, I'm not. In this day and age where countries gang up for greater leverage in economics/politics, I think separation from Canada would be a bad idea. I'm a very strong supporter of a complete overhaul of the federal pact, though.

Alright, enough hi-jacking for now.
So you're not a Quebec seperatist, but a Quebecois patriot? Well, I DO think the federal pact needs a complete overhaul, but living in Western Canada, I don't think the feds pay nearly as much attention as they should to us. But then again, we all think that, right? It is more beneficial for Quebec to stay with Canada for both parties, and as much as the seperatists hate to admit it, seperatism is slowly dying in Quebec. I don't think they'll be able to win a referendum unless the Feds screw up BIG TIME. Hell, even the sponsorship scandal wasn't enough to push Quebec overboard, so I don't think there will be something big enough in the near future.

and what are you talking about? hi-jacking/spam is my middle name. :p
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:25
@ P and P....Warnamunde, in english sounds like Varna-moonda
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:27
French Canadians are not Frenchmen, by the way. And to answer your question, poutine is the single greasiest meal ever born to the mind of man: french fries, covered with cheese, all drowned in gravy sauce.

To be eaten in moderation, lest ye find yerselves as fat as those fat americans you see in "Supersize me".
I'm a fat american!
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:27
Haha...there is more to Florida than just old people...theres, well...uh, stupid old people who cant vote! Or how about, stupid old people that cant drive! Or how about, stupid old Jewish people who keep South Florida democrat even though the rest of the state is clearly Republican!

Anyway, I'd rather go to Reykjavik over Iraq any day. For one thing, Icelandic women are TAD bit more attractive than Iraqis..In my opinion, of course.

meh. Florida IS a beautiful place. Nowhere can be perfect...so I guess the old people is the bane of Florida. :p

And the lack of insurgency and car-bombing would help too, I'm thinking?
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:28
French Canadians are not Frenchmen, by the way. And to answer your question, poutine is the single greasiest meal ever born to the mind of man: french fries, covered with cheese, all drowned in gravy sauce.

To be eaten in moderation, lest ye find yerselves as fat as those fat americans you see in "Supersize me".

I know french canadians are not frenchman, but to an American...and a Swiss and and Swede are the same...so come on, French and French Canadian...cut me some slack.

Sounds good, though I dont like gravy.

Supersize me is left wing propoganda. I eat fast food all the time (all the time, seriously) and, well, you saw the pics of my stomach and body...I'm not fat.
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:30
I would laugh if I knew you, but I've seen your pictures, and I don't.

Nope, just AIM.

KK, will check.
What's that supposed to mean? :confused:

grr...damn you evil AIM users...GET MSN!

I can barely keep on with this thread, let along TG's too! *shakes fist at annoyingly slow computer*
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:31
meh. Florida IS a beautiful place. Nowhere can be perfect...so I guess the old people is the bane of Florida. :p

Haha, thank you. I really do love this state, and the old people arnt as bad as we make em out to be. We sorta love them, except on the roads....:upyours: :p

And the lack of insurgency and car-bombing would help too, I'm thinking?

Didnt even cross my mind when making the decision.....:rolleyes: haha

I actually just came back from Scandanavia...and I cant wait to go back there. I love the nordic women and the countries up there are amazing...the two scandanavian countries I didnt get two are Norway and Iceland, and I hope to get up there as soon as I can.
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:31
FLA, me no like..

I moveses to Norway.
Peisandros
24-06-2006, 07:33
Nah, you're the hottest. I'll be your sex-slave any day.
Woah.. Thats quite an offer.
Skaladora
24-06-2006, 07:34
Woah.. Thats quite an offer.
Yes. After a year and a half of celibacy, I'm that desperate for some love.
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 07:35
Good work Peisandros, you are seducing the women and the men.:p
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:36
FLA, me no like..

I moveses to Norway.

Why dont you like Florida?

I cant really see you fitting in in Norway, Ruffy.

Its just, when I see you...the first thing that pops into my head just isnt NORWEGIAN.
Skaladora
24-06-2006, 07:37
I eat fast food all the time (all the time, seriously) and, well, you saw the pics of my stomach and body...I'm not fat.
Yet. Let me remind you you're still 17. Let's see if those abs last until you're 25 if you keep eating fast food often and regularly.

I know what I'm talking about, being 23 myself: I recently started cutting back and exercising more, so I can keep my sexy little body in shape.
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:41
Why dont you like Florida?

I cant really see you fitting in in Norway, Ruffy.

Its just, when I see you...the first thing that pops into my head just isnt NORWEGIAN.
Florida is just.. too damn hot.

Why not? :eek: :(

I say norway because they get temps of 60 and say its hot..

me loves teh cold.
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 07:42
Why dont you like Florida?

I cant really see you fitting in in Norway, Ruffy.

Its just, when I see you...the first thing that pops into my head just isnt NORWEGIAN.
I think Grand theft Auto.:p
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:44
I think Grand theft Auto.:p
:p
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:45
Yet. Let me remind you you're still 17. Let's see if those abs last until you're 25 if you keep eating fast food often and regularly.

I know what I'm talking about, being 23 myself: I recently started cutting back and exercising more, so I can keep my sexy little body in shape.

Its genetics.

My family is pretty thin and my dad's metabolism didnt really slow down till he was in his early 30s.

Hes still a good weight..not fat or anything.
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:46
Haha, thank you. I really do love this state, and the old people arnt as bad as we make em out to be. We sorta love them, except on the roads....:upyours: :p
Tell me about it. You'd think driving above 30 km/h is a hard thing to do with all the old people around. *sigh*


Didnt even cross my mind when making the decision.....:rolleyes: haha

I actually just came back from Scandanavia...and I cant wait to go back there. I love the nordic women and the countries up there are amazing...the two scandanavian countries I didnt get two are Norway and Iceland, and I hope to get up there as soon as I can.
My friend went to Finland for a summer and said it was great. But I'm surprised, since the Scandinavian politics and your own contrast so greatly. I guess socialist paradises are livable after all, eh? :p
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:46
Florida is just.. too damn hot.

Why not? :eek: :(

I say norway because they get temps of 60 and say its hot..

me loves teh cold.

I like the heat...it makes the woman come out in thong bathing suits!

You just dont look Norwegian and dont strike me as someone who would speak Norwegian...I dunno....just my opinion.
Skaladora
24-06-2006, 07:48
Its genetics.

My family is pretty thin and my dad's metabolism didnt really slow down till he was in his early 30s.

Hes still a good weight..not fat or anything.
Well, all I can say is : enjoy it while you still have it, because sooner or later you'll have to start working if you want to stay cute and sexy.
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:50
Tell me about it. You'd think driving above 30 km/h is a hard thing to do with all the old people around. *sigh*



My friend went to Finland for a summer and said it was great. But I'm surprised, since the Scandinavian politics and your own contrast so greatly. I guess socialist paradises are livable after all, eh? :p

I was just in Finland....it is great. I've never seen so many tall blonde people in my life. I felt like I fit in. Not to mention the people are sooo good looking. :p

I never...ever...said I like their government and politics. I cant stand it...but, they are unique. Not every country can be like oil rich welfare state Norway, or land/tree rich Finland with a low population...ect.

the Scandanavian socialist countries are unique...though I still dont approve of their socialism.

I admire Switzerland much more..with political parties like the SVP high on my 'Id join that if I were European' list.

But yes, I admit...those socialist "paradises" are livable. Just remember, governments and politics are subject to change.
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:51
Well, all I can say is : enjoy it while you still have it, because sooner or later you'll have to start working if you want to stay cute and sexy.

Are you calling me cute and sexy? :D

Anyway, yes I know one day I'll have to enter a gym. I just dont want to think about it until that day comes.
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:52
I like the heat...it makes the woman come out in thong bathing suits!

You just dont look Norwegian and dont strike me as someone who would speak Norwegian...I dunno....just my opinion.
lol..




And I'm a polock, norway may not want me :p

Maybe ill go live with la dame? ;)
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 07:53
I was just in Finland....it is great. I've never seen so many tall blonde people in my life. I felt like I fit in. Not to mention the people are sooo good looking. :p

I never...ever...said I like their government and politics. I cant stand it...but, they are unique. Not every country can be like oil rich welfare state Norway, or land/tree rich Finland with a low population...ect.

the Scandanavian socialist countries are unique...though I still dont approve of their socialism.

I admire Switzerland much more..with political parties like the SVP high on my 'Id join that if I were European' list.

But yes, I admit...those socialist "paradises" are livable. Just remember, governments and politics are subject to change.
:eek:

*bookmarks post in case times of debate needs blackmailing material brought on*

*remembers that she never debates, and starts laughing at the absurd notion of herself debating*

*bookmarks anyway*

anyway, nice chatting with you boys, but sleep is an impatient thing calling constantly. Good night. :)
Skaladora
24-06-2006, 07:55
Are you calling me cute and sexy? :D

Anyway, yes I know one day I'll have to enter a gym. I just dont want to think about it until that day comes.
Well, you do have your charm, for an underaged pup, that is. I guess in 3-4 years you'll be pretty handsome, once you start looking a bit more like a man and a little less like a boy :p
[/putting your ego back in its place]

It's why I voted for Peisandros, too: he's still youthful, but he has that more manly, mature look. Plus, pretty eyes.
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:55
lol..




And I'm a polock, norway may not want me :p

Maybe ill go live with la dame? ;)

Mwahaha...a pole!

I got an idea, ask Ny Nordland if Norway wants you, lol. If you pass his test, I will change my decision and consider you fully capable of being Norwegian.

....or you could go be a Canadian....
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:56
:eek:

*bookmarks post in case times of debate needs blackmailing material brought on*

*remembers that she never debates, and starts laughing at the absurd notion of herself debating*

*bookmarks anyway*

anyway, nice chatting with you boys, but sleep is an impatient thing calling constantly. Good night. :)

NOOOOOO I'll deny it!

I'll say someone was on my name!
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 07:57
Well, you do have your charm, for an underaged pup, that is. I guess in 3-4 years you'll be pretty handsome, once you start looking a bit more like a man and a little less like a boy :p
[/putting your ego back in its place]

It's why I voted for Peisandros, too: he's still youthful, but he has that more manly, mature look. Plus, pretty eyes.

Hmm...well I did JUST turn 17....so lets wait and see, shall we.

*waits*
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:58
Mwahaha...a pole!

I got an idea, ask Ny Nordland if Norway wants you, lol. If you pass his test, I will change my decision and consider you fully capable of being Norwegian.

....or you could go be a Canadian....
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me and Ny made a deal awhile ago.. if he doesn't post in my threads, I wont post in his.

Canada it is!
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 07:59
anyway, nice chatting with you boys, but sleep is an impatient thing calling constantly. Good night. :)
G'night drug dealer.
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 08:01
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me and Ny made a deal awhile ago.. if he doesn't post in my threads, I wont post in his.

Canada it is!

awww...too bad...I like when he posts. It, without fail, brews up a hellstorm...great entertainment!
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 08:04
awww...too bad...I like when he posts. It, without fail, brews up a hellstorm...great entertainment!
Ya dont say :p
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 08:11
Ya dont say :p

Alright Ruffy, I'm gonna go hit my sack...you should too, dude..its 3 10.

If not though, hold down the fort till I wake up...I better see you get some votes for me. :p
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 08:11
NS is being a bit dull no?:(
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 08:15
Alright Ruffy, I'm gonna go hit my sack...you should too, dude..its 3 10.

If not though, hold down the fort till I wake up...I better see you get some votes for me. :p
i think i will go soon too.. night night Tai, :fluffle:
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 08:17
NS is being a bit dull no?:(
+1
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 08:19
+1
:eek:
Spam
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 08:23
:eek:
Spam
Why I otta.. +1
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 08:42
Why I otta.. +1
Disbeliveable!
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 09:05
Disbeliveable!
plus uno
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 09:11
plus uno
Tahi
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 09:16
Tahi
:fluffle: :cool: :eek: :rolleyes:
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 10:11
:fluffle: :cool: :eek: :rolleyes:
:fluffle: ;) :) :p
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 10:20
:fluffle: ;) :) :p
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/AUN/PP-SSK0013.jpg
Straughn
24-06-2006, 10:30
No... you don't say. Only Nietzche goes around killing Gods. So I thought.:D
Nah ... this is the part where i liken myself to some kind of std, and my frequency of inconvenient recurrence. :)
Straughn
24-06-2006, 10:33
It seems BDSM has an effect on gods.

*nods*
Effect ...?
Isn't that part of what makes them gods?
*thinks Cenobites again*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/611.gif
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 10:37
:D
Nah ... this is the part where i liken myself to some kind of std, and my frequency of inconvenient recurrence. :)
They're still trying to find a cure.;)
Straughn
24-06-2006, 10:41
Er, well. I haven't been with any suspicious lookin' doors either.



*nods*
I'll note that i was under the impression that i could provide a useful/appropriate std reference, but i find m'self well outclassed by this particular dialogue. I thusly negate significance of my std comment, and defer. :)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11220894&postcount=175
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11220927&postcount=177
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11221048&postcount=182
Straughn
24-06-2006, 10:43
They're still trying to find a cure.;)
Is that a case where atheism and overt hedonism and self-centricism ARE the "cure" of deific influence? :eek:
:cool:
Cool. Do you know why my nation is a theocracy?
;)
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 10:45
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/AUN/PP-SSK0013.jpg
:fluffle:
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 10:48
Is that a case where atheism and overt hedonism and self-centricism ARE the "cure" of deific influence? :eek:
:cool:
Cool. Do you know why my nation is a theocracy?
;)
Because you are your own god?
Straughn
24-06-2006, 10:53
You two are creeping the shit out of me.
Think of it as ... an adjustment.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/593.gif





My summer is going to be more awesome than yours ever will be, so * spoiled little girl voice* nah nah nah nah naaaah naaaah */spoiled little girl voice*
It could only be made better by sharing my state's copious amount of mosquitoes and drastic climate change with me! *Character building experience*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/3_eyes.gif
Straughn
24-06-2006, 10:54
Because you are your own god?
You're VERY, VERY close. *nods emphatically*
Straughn
24-06-2006, 10:57
I am starting a new program, called votes for sex. It works sorta like the notorious oil for food program...
...or the Diebold, ES&S, and Siemens AG voting machines for ... oh, who was that and how much support in funds was that all again?
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 10:58
You're VERY, VERY close. *nods emphatically*
Well it was that or you are an Atheist and wil set about disproving your very excistence causing the world to turn into a rotten carrot like mush...
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:00
And a dirty sanchez.
This is the part where you begin invoking MXC. :D
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:04
Well it was that or you are an Atheist and wil set about disproving your very excistence causing the world to turn into a rotten carrot like mush...
I can help a little here ... i'm NOT an "atheist". ;)
I can't tell you any more ... with


white text or any other colour text. Time to move to telepathy.
*nods*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/425.gif
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:10
:eek:

...

Are you sure you're not describing me? :p
See, THIS is what shall ever fan the flames for JuNii.
:)
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:12
Meh. I don't know why people find me attractive anyway. And what the hell was I thinking when I dumped my old wife for a fish?

And MY references are boggling?
;)
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:15
Why yes, I guess you're correct. Straughn is still going to win though, heh :). He is pretty seksey..
*wiggles*

*grinds a bossa nova*
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:18
Because everyone knows that Straughn is teh sexy - Like Billy Bob Thornton? Or kinda like David Hasselhoff. *nods*
Thornton maybe.
Hasselhoff, though ... ugh. My exteriors turned interiors.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck12.gif

Although ... at one point i mighta f*cked him for that car. Of course, i might have just slightly altered KITT's speech program.
*nods*
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:21
Damn.. Maybe if I was wearing a yellow hat and was bright pink like Straughn I could be winning...
I suspect Ill Rufferto does take other clients ... not TOO much a juggle in his capable hands ... ;)
*entendre*
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:24
I can't possibly make any kind of useful comparison until y'all take your clothes off and dance around a bit.
What if you already did, and you've got a good riff on the bongos?

*looks accusingly in La Dame du Spam's direction*
*keeps looking*
*blinks*
*looks a little longer*
*is reminded of a line in a Weird Al song*
Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)

Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, tell me

Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Peisandros
24-06-2006, 11:26
I suspect Ill Rufferto does take other clients ... not TOO much a juggle in his capable hands ... ;)
*entendre*
Tehehe.. :D
Xisla Khan
24-06-2006, 11:26
I suspect Ill Rufferto does take other clients ... not TOO much a juggle in his capable hands ... ;)
*entendre*

Cheerio. Didn't you win this gig already?
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:27
why have more people voted for me for sexiest girl rather than guy? that kinda disturbs me...
Conspiracy.

And, i suspect it doesn't help that i'm shaking your signed pic around like a polaroid picture ... ;)
British Stereotypes
24-06-2006, 11:28
Tehehe.. :D
Why don't you ask Ruffy to be your agent as well? You are only two votes down from Straughn. If Ruffy were to help you I'm sure that you would win.
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:29
Cheerio. Didn't you win this gig already?
Nope - Peisandros is comin' up quick (and deservedly so)

and

the poll's open until the 28th :eek:

(if i read that right)
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 11:32
Cheerio. Didn't you win this gig already?
What happened to you, Biatch?
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:33
Hmm, I wish it was public so I could kill whoever voted for straughn and not me! Lol, :p.
You'd kill Zilam over a mistake??!?!? :eek:
:(
Oh .. now i see the ugly i'd so hoped wasn't really there.
*sobs*
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:35
...Fine, I'll just go shoot myself for failing now.
Ah ... that kind of display's only really useful if you have a lot of blood to offer.
And, IIRC, we might need to make an arrangement first ... ;)
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 11:37
You'd kill Zilam over a mistake??!?!? :eek:
:(
Oh .. now i see the ugly i'd so hoped wasn't really there.
*sobs*
No Zilam voted for you instead of hisself, i would kill him for voting for you.
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:43
teehee, wouldn't you like to know? ;)

I'm having trouble deciding among all of them except Straughn, actually...I think it's the whole animated thing that turned me off. *nods seriously*
Not even with the "shaking Sarkhaan's signed polaroid picture"? :confused:

*mulls it over*
*thinks about Weird Al lyrics again*
Straughn
24-06-2006, 11:45
No Zilam voted for you instead of hisself, i would kill him for voting for you.
Erm, why'd you start that particular post with the word "No"?
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 11:54
Erm, why'd you start that particular post with the word "No"?
Because it sounded proper.
No, would have made more sense, no?:p
The Tribes Of Longton
24-06-2006, 12:10
PURE METAL.

PHWOAR

*PUMPS FIST IN A SORT OF 'PHWOAR' EXPRESSION*

CAAAAAAAPS LOOOOOOOCK.

Edit: Yeah, That Should All Be In Upper Case. Fucking Shitty Jolt. Get It Sorted. I Bet It Will Change Back To All Upper Case Now As Well, Like The Car That's Almost Dead But Works Perfectly For The Mechanic. Grr.

EDIT2: NOPE.

EDIT3: I'M HAVING ANOTHER GO, HANG ON...BTW, THAT FIRST EDIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN CAPITALS AS WELL. AS IS THIS.

EDIT4: BAAAAAABY JESUS!
Pure Metal
24-06-2006, 12:24
PURE METAL.

PHWOAR

*PUMPS FIST IN A SORT OF 'PHWOAR' EXPRESSION*

CAAAAAAAPS LOOOOOOOCK.

Edit: Yeah, That Should All Be In Upper Case. Fucking Shitty Jolt. Get It Sorted. I Bet It Will Change Back To All Upper Case Now As Well, Like The Car That's Almost Dead But Works Perfectly For The Mechanic. Grr.

EDIT2: NOPE.

EDIT3: I'M HAVING ANOTHER GO, HANG ON...BTW, THAT FIRST EDIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN CAPITALS AS WELL. AS IS THIS.

EDIT4: BAAAAAABY JESUS!
*pats on head*


the men in white coats will come to take you back to your room in a minute... ;)
The Tribes Of Longton
24-06-2006, 12:24
*pats on head*
BAAAAAAABY JESUS!
Pure Metal
24-06-2006, 12:26
BAAAAAAABY JESUS!
*joins in*


SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!
The Tribes Of Longton
24-06-2006, 12:30
*joins in*


SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!
JESUSSAVES, EVERYONE ELSE TAKES FULL DAMAGE!
Gravlen
24-06-2006, 14:52
...

Well, the Russians beat the Germans pretty badly, so
Ваша мать была хомяком и вашим снетком отца elderberries
В советской России, elderberries пахнет вами! :eek:
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 15:18
Nope...not post whoring and showing my body to get votes...nope, would never do that.

Some halfway blurry RISQUE PICTURES OF MY BARE BODY

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4769/picture12442oj.th.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12442oj.jpg)

hmm..I'm actually not that dark. The camera gave me a nice tan! :p

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9945/picture12459ar.th.jpg (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12459ar.jpg)
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 18:01
В советской России, elderberries пахнет вами! :eek:
...translation bump?
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 18:50
What if you already did, and you've got a good riff on the bongos?

*looks accusingly in La Dame du Spam's direction*
*keeps looking*
*blinks*
*looks a little longer*
*is reminded of a line in a Weird Al song*
...

what? Stop staring at me. You're creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...

*flees*
Tweet Tweet
24-06-2006, 18:51
...

what? Stop staring at me. You're creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...

*flees*

*casually trips*

Oops. Sorry, Lady :D
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 18:52
*casually trips*

Oops. Sorry, Lady :D
:eek:

you EBIL woman!

*attacks with spatula of doom*
Gravlen
24-06-2006, 18:54
...translation bump?
In Soviet Russia, elderberries smell of you! :eek:

(You knew it was coming, didn't you :p )
Tweet Tweet
24-06-2006, 18:54
:eek:

you EBIL woman!

*attacks with spatula of doom*

*fences back with spoon*
British Stereotypes
24-06-2006, 18:59
*fences back with spoon*
*Puts my kettle on. Waits...waits some more...*

I'll join in with your kitchen items fight in a minute.
Gravlen
24-06-2006, 19:01
*fences back with spoon*
What? No! That's not good enough!

*Hands Tweet Tweet a spork*
British Stereotypes
24-06-2006, 19:03
What? No! That's not good enough!

*Hands Tweet Tweet a spork*
*Sneaks up behind Gravlen and throws boiling water hot water all over him*

I'll take that spork. Thanks.
Dinaverg
24-06-2006, 19:04
In Soviet Russia, elderberries smell of you! :eek:

(You knew it was coming, didn't you :p )

Shouldn't elderberries smell of your father?
Gravlen
24-06-2006, 19:07
*Sneaks up behind Gravlen and throws boiling water hot water all over him*

I'll take that spork. Thanks.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

You could just ask, you know. Now my hair is all wet. :(

Shouldn't elderberries smell of your father?
Ignoring the fact that elderberries should smell elderberries... They should smell of your father, but not in Soviet Russia. *nods* ;)
Pure Metal
24-06-2006, 19:09
if i said i was missing glitziness, would that entitle me to some sympathy votes? :(
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 19:11
In Soviet Russia, elderberries smell of you! :eek:

(You knew it was coming, didn't you :p )
Sadly, yes.
*fences back with spoon*
Spoon? I spit on your spoon, and fart in your general direction! /french-ness
*Puts my kettle on. Waits...waits some more...*

I'll join in with your kitchen items fight in a minute.
Shotee having Britster on my team!
What? No! That's not good enough!

*Hands Tweet Tweet a spork*
*beats Gravlen with the spatula*
*Sneaks up behind Gravlen and throws boiling water hot water all over him*

I'll take that spork. Thanks.
Awesome. I love my teammate. :D
Dinaverg
24-06-2006, 19:13
Shotee having Britster on my team!

Shotty.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 19:14
Well, you do have your charm, for an underaged pup, that is. I guess in 3-4 years you'll be pretty handsome, once you start looking a bit more like a man and a little less like a boy :p
[/putting your ego back in its place]

It's why I voted for Peisandros, too: he's still youthful, but he has that more manly, mature look. Plus, pretty eyes.
Boy, does he ever - did ya see those lashes? Lashes like that are such a waste on a guy. Hmph. ;) :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 19:18
if i said i was missing glitziness, would that entitle me to some sympathy votes? :(
Awwwwww.

I already voted, sorry, but it totally entitles you to no less than three (3) sympathy fluffles.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Gravlen
24-06-2006, 19:23
Sadly, yes.

Spoon? I spit on your spoon, and fart in your general direction! /french-ness

Shotee having Britster on my team!

*beats Gravlen with the spatula*

Awesome. I love my teammate. :D
There is so much violence, it makes me sad. :(

*Pours bag of flour over BritSter*

*Sprays the Lady with whipped cream*
*Puts bright read cherry on top of the Lady's head*

But sometimes it's appropriate...
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 19:24
Awwwwww.

I already voted, sorry, but it totally entitles you to no less than three (3) sympathy fluffles.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
who did you vote for? Whisper it to me. I swear I won't tell. ;)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 19:27
who did you vote for? Whisper it to me. I swear I won't tell. ;)
Okay. *leans in real close*



Guys, did you really think I'd put it here in white text? Seriously now. ;p



Wouldn't have thought that, would ya? ;)
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 19:30
Okay. *leans in real close*



Guys, did you really think I'd put it here in white text? Seriously now. ;p



Wouldn't have thought that, would ya? ;)
I was hoping for a TG, but meh.

Curiosity kills the cat...and I think I have only 6 lives left. :(
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 19:31
I was hoping for a TG, but meh.

Curiosity kills the cat...and I think I have only 6 lives left. :(
Why tell only you in a TG if I can tell the world right here??

Seriously, you want a TG?? Are you collecting blackmail material? o.O :p
Gravlen
24-06-2006, 19:33
Seriously, you want a TG?? Are you collecting blackmail material? o.O :p
Isn't she always? :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 19:34
Isn't she always? :p
I don't know her well enough yet, but I think I'll be having to learn quickly. :p

(I also think the grammar of that sentence is anything but English. Eh.)
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 19:37
Why tell only you in a TG if I can tell the world right here??

Seriously, you want a TG?? Are you collecting blackmail material? o.O :p
Hey, I've got blackmail material on quite a few people already...more would be nice too. :p

Well, tell the world then. SHOUT IT OUT!
St Aesthetis
24-06-2006, 19:39
Argh, guys.

I'm having a little trouble here.

You're hot.
I'm quite horny.

I want some ACTIONNN!


But you all live at least 500 km away.

SO.

I'm just going to call my girlfriend then, and we'll have some phonefun.

Just wanted to tell you this.

~Emie

p.s. my medication is quite nice.
Gravlen
24-06-2006, 19:43
I don't know her well enough yet, but I think I'll be having to learn quickly. :p

(I also think the grammar of that sentence is anything but English. Eh.)
You should learn as fast as possible, before it is TOO LATE! Before she lures you into her spatula-wielding hippie ways! :eek:

(And: No worries ;) )
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 19:43
Hey, I've got blackmail material on quite a few people already...more would be nice too. :p

Well, tell the world then. SHOUT IT OUT!
Oh, but I would never tell. A Lady never talks about her amours. Shouldn't you, of all people, know that? :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 19:45
Argh, guys.

I'm having a little trouble here.

You're hot.
I'm quite horny.

I want some ACTIONNN!


But you all live at least 500 km away.

SO.

I'm just going to call my girlfriend then, and we'll have some phonefun.

Just wanted to tell you this.

~Emie

p.s. my medication is quite nice.

You should post this on the "Sexy women" thread & win in a landslide. Never fails. :p (Oh, but better leave out the "medication" part then ;))
Gravlen
24-06-2006, 19:46
Argh, guys.

I'm having a little trouble here.

You're hot.
I'm quite horny.

I want some ACTIONNN!

But you all live at least 500 km away.

SO.

I'm just going to call my girlfriend then, and we'll have some phonefun.

Just wanted to tell you this.

~Emie

p.s. my medication is quite nice.
Have fun... Are you going up onto the roof again tonight?
Tweet Tweet
24-06-2006, 19:46
Oh, but I would never tell. A Lady never talks about her amours. Shouldn't you, of all people, know that? :p

No, as she has none to "shout it out".

:D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 19:47
No, as she has none to "shout it out".

:D
She didn't vote?
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 19:47
This place needs a supperior amount of votes for Peisandros.
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 19:48
Oh, but I would never tell. A Lady never talks about her amours. Shouldn't you, of all people, know that? :p
Ah...right. Damn you and your logic? Whatever happened to the goo' ol' fashioned insane random conversations that don't make sense?

...

oh right...happy hour's not for another 5 hours and 10 minutes. :p
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 19:49
You should learn as fast as possible, before it is TOO LATE! Before she lures you into her spatula-wielding hippie ways! :eek:

(And: No worries ;) )
shhhhhh, you've giving away my secrets!

mwahahahahaha, nobody can face down my spatula of doom.
Tweet Tweet
24-06-2006, 19:50
shhhhhh, you've giving away my secrets!

mwahahahahaha, nobody can face down my spatula of doom.

*poinks with spoon and flees with the might of a thousand suns*
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 19:51
No, as she has none to "shout it out".

:D
Shush you. No randomly telling my secrets over the intraweb lest Dina be lurking somewhere near. :p
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 19:53
Boy, does he ever - did ya see those lashes? Lashes like that are such a waste on a guy. Hmph. ;) :p

Are you talking about my eye lashes?

You can barely even seen them?!

*starts feeling strange because noone has ever commented on his eye lashes before*

Is it a good thing I have girly eye lashes, or a bad thing?
Harlesburg
24-06-2006, 19:55
*joins in*


SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!
Hitler is better!
<.<
>.>
<.<
>.>
Gravlen
24-06-2006, 20:00
shhhhhh, you've giving away my secrets!

mwahahahahaha, nobody can face down my spatula of doom.
Oh? I wasn't supposed to do that? :confused: Give me a sec...

*Rifling through papers*

Ah, here's the memo. Let me see... Hmm.. *mumble* From this day yadayadayada... it's a small world after all blahblahblah... on pain of spatula... something about Brad Pitt *mumble*
Here we go. "Do not give away the Lady's secrets, except..." Well, we can ignore the exceptions for now. But you're right. I shouldn't give away your secrets.

Sorry about that ;)
Ladamesansmerci
24-06-2006, 20:04
Oh? I wasn't supposed to do that? :confused: Give me a sec...

*Rifling through papers*

Ah, here's the memo. Let me see... Hmm.. *mumble* From this day yadayadayada... it's a small world after all blahblahblah... on pain of spatula... something about Brad Pitt *mumble*
Here we go. "Do not give away the Lady's secrets, except..." Well, we can ignore the exceptions for now. But you're right. I shouldn't give away your secrets.

Sorry about that ;)
You've got the wrong memo there, pal. Look for the one I sent you.
Dinaverg
24-06-2006, 20:07
Shush you. No randomly telling my secrets over the intraweb lest Dina be lurking somewhere near. :p

Quack.
Dinaverg
24-06-2006, 20:08
Are you talking about my eye lashes?

You can barely even seen them?!

*starts feeling strange because noone has ever commented on his eye lashes before*

Is it a good thing I have girly eye lashes, or a bad thing?

I always get complimeted on long lashes...I think it's good *shrug*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 20:08
Are you talking about my eye lashes?

You can barely even seen them?!

*starts feeling strange because noone has ever commented on his eye lashes before*

Is it a good thing I have girly eye lashes, or a bad thing?

Uh.... no. Maybe actually reading my post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11227735&postcount=644) would have helped? :p

But yeah, while not necessary by any stretch of imagination, it certainly is a good thing, IMHO.
The Atlantian islands
24-06-2006, 20:14
Uh.... no. Maybe actually reading my post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11227735&postcount=644) would have helped? :p

But yeah, while not necessary by any stretch of imagination, it certainly is a good thing, IMHO.

Fewwwwww....*wipes sweat*

I thought a girl might have been comenting on my eye lashes....that plus my hair, would have caused me to go out and down a pint of liquid testosterone. :D
Nikatih
24-06-2006, 20:30
Vote for Me!!! see me at Myspace.com/wvninja
Kanabia
24-06-2006, 21:43
if i said i was missing glitziness, would that entitle me to some sympathy votes? :(

Not while you're in front of me. :mad: :p
Kanabia
24-06-2006, 21:45
You should post this on the "Sexy women" thread & win in a landslide. Never fails. :p (Oh, but better leave out the "medication" part then ;))

You really think anyone here is that fussy? :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-06-2006, 21:49
You really think anyone here is that fussy? :p
Silly me, what was I thinking? :p
IL Ruffino
24-06-2006, 22:20
Why don't you ask Ruffy to be your agent as well? You are only two votes down from Straughn. If Ruffy were to help you I'm sure that you would win.
I will consult my.. people..
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 02:20
I always get complimeted on long lashes...I think it's good *shrug*
Someone at school once asked me if I wore mascara.. That sucked haha. But girls seem to quite like them.
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 02:27
It's why I voted for Peisandros, too: he's still youthful, but he has that more manly, mature look. Plus, pretty eyes.
Hmm yes.. The blue eyes do seem to be liked by women. :)
Minoriteeburg
25-06-2006, 02:29
*holds up last place trophy*

yeah! thats right bitches!


ill take what i can get what can i say?
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 02:34
What? No! That's not good enough!

*Hands Tweet Tweet a spork*
Sporks are the greatest piece of cutlery.
Carnivorous Lickers
25-06-2006, 02:34
WTF ? I dont even get a mention?
Peechland
25-06-2006, 02:35
*holds up last place trophy*

yeah! thats right bitches!


ill take what i can get what can i say?


That's alright Bug. We will go out and have a celebratory last place feast for you and I.


last place rocks!
Peechland
25-06-2006, 02:36
WTF ? I dont even get a mention?


Fancy meeting you here....and yes I metioned you several hundred posts ago.:)


But then, I always mention you.;)
St Aesthetis
25-06-2006, 02:39
Kanabia looks like I could tie him up in my bedroom and give him a little story to tell to his grandson.

That story would contain many confucing facts about how "that wasn't even supposed to be possible".

My vote went for him.

<3



(I need sleep, cigarrettes, some beer, good humpy-hey, sleep and bed.)

~emie~
Minoriteeburg
25-06-2006, 02:39
That's alright Bug. We will go out and have a celebratory last place feast for you and I.


last place rocks!


sweet, is it only dinner or are we going out somewheres afterwards?
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 02:40
Boy, does he ever - did ya see those lashes? Lashes like that are such a waste on a guy. Hmph. ;) :p
Why, was that directed at me?

I don't think they're a waste. Although I have had girls asking to swap eyelashes with me :eek:
Carnivorous Lickers
25-06-2006, 02:42
Fancy meeting you here....and yes I metioned you several hundred posts ago.:)


But then, I always mention you.;)


Well thanks you, Sweetness- I dont have the attention span to read that much.

I mentioned you a few times today too, for all the right reasons.
Peechland
25-06-2006, 02:42
sweet, is it only dinner or are we going out somewheres afterwards?

We'll go to some club where only unattractive people frequent so we can be the best looking ones there.:p
Peechland
25-06-2006, 02:44
Well thanks you, Sweetness- I dont have the attention span to read that much.

I mentioned you a few times today too, for all the right reasons.


aww:fluffle:

I know, with 4 threads goingat once, containing pictures, I cant stand to go and pick up where I left off-reading 300 more posts. Urg.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
25-06-2006, 02:46
Why, was that directed at me?

I don't think they're a waste. Although I have had girls asking to swap eyelashes with me :eek:
Well, it was directed at you in the sense that I (again ;)) complimented your enviable lashes.

And they're certainly not "wasted on you", because - hello - they look mighty fine. :p Generally, however, they kinda are, seeing how the male beauty ideal doesn't exactly include "and he better had long lashes!", while us girls keep running out to buy mascara...
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 02:52
Well, it was directed at you in the sense that I (again ;)) complimented your enviable lashes.

And they're certainly not "wasted on you", because - hello - they look mighty fine. :p Generally, however, they kinda are, seeing how the male beauty ideal doesn't exactly include "and he better had long lashes!", while us girls keep running out to buy mascara...
Heh, thanks :D.

When my ex gf put mascara on me it looked hilliarous. They were huge.
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 02:52
We'll go to some club where only unattractive people frequent so we can be the best looking ones there.:p
Can I tag along?
Peechland
25-06-2006, 02:54
Can I tag along?

Hell yes Ruffy, come with us. Afterwards, we can go egging or something.
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 02:56
Hell yes Ruffy, come with us. Afterwards, we can go egging or something.
Ohh! Can I come too?!
Minoriteeburg
25-06-2006, 02:56
We'll go to some club where only unattractive people frequent so we can be the best looking ones there.:p


sounds like a plan, maybe we'll win a contest or two.
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 02:57
Hell yes Ruffy, come with us. Afterwards, we can go egging or something.
Yay!

But.. what if I'm too drunk to know how to throw? :eek:
.. and yes.. it's possible. *nods*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
25-06-2006, 02:57
Hell yes Ruffy, come with us. Afterwards, we can go egging or something.
Aw, I wanna come, too. But I also have to go to bed. Why is Peechy only on when I go to bed? And Sarkhaan, too. You guys get all the fun. *pouts*
Smunkeeville
25-06-2006, 02:59
sarkhaan is hot, I have said it before and I will say it again, but if anyone asks........I didn't say it!
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 02:59
sounds like a plan, maybe we'll win a contest or two.
WET TSHIRT BANANA WET TSHIRT BANANA!
The Atlantian islands
25-06-2006, 03:00
*Cough* VOTE WHORING *Cough*

Some halfway blurry RISQUE PICTURES OF MY BARE BODY

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4769/picture12442oj.th.jpg (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12442oj.jpg)

hmm..I'm actually not that dark. The camera gave me a nice tan! :p

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9945/picture12459ar.th.jpg (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12459ar.jpg)

*Is reaching the end of his abilities here, without posting pictures of a little farther south*

*must....finish... poll ...strong*

(I already posted these but they got buried in SPAM...so I'm reposting them.)
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 03:00
Aw, I wanna come, too. But I also have to go to bed. Why is Peechy only on when I go to bed? And Sarkhaan, too. You guys get all the fun. *pouts*
I'll save a napkin for you, and pictures will be taken!
The Atlantian islands
25-06-2006, 03:01
I already posted these but they got buried in SPAM...so I'm reposting them.
Europa Maxima
25-06-2006, 03:02
*snip*
Awesome body. I would love to see what lies a little lower. ;)
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 03:03
I already posted these but they got buried in SPAM...so I'm reposting them.
Heh. My eyelashes vs your abs..

Damn, I don't see that going well :p
Peechland
25-06-2006, 03:04
Aw, I wanna come, too. But I also have to go to bed. Why is Peechy only on when I go to bed? And Sarkhaan, too. You guys get all the fun. *pouts*

You must come with us!

We'll have to slip some coffee beans in your food to keep you up with us...I always love hanging out with you on here.:D

I'm getting off here too. I have a date withThe Holy Grail and a big fat brownie. Night!:fluffle:
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 03:08
sarkhaan is hot, I have said it before and I will say it again, but if anyone asks........I didn't say it!
Say what?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
25-06-2006, 03:09
sarkhaan is hot, I have said it before and I will say it again, but if anyone asks........I didn't say it!
He is indeed. I've agreed before and I'll agree again, but if anyone asks..... I still didn't hear you say anything! :p
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 03:09
Say what?
I believe she said that sarkhaan is hot. That's just what I heard though.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
25-06-2006, 03:12
I'll save a napkin for you, and pictures will be taken!
Awesome. :cool: Can you bring me one of those little umbrellas from the girly drinks, too?
You must come with us!

We'll have to slip some coffee beans in your food to keep you up with us...I always love hanging out with you on here.:D

I'm getting off here too. I have a date withThe Holy Grail and a big fat brownie. Night! :fluffle:
Yay, coffee. *buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Monty Python & brownies - now that sounds like a plan. *nods & waves*
The Atlantian islands
25-06-2006, 03:13
Heh. My eyelashes vs your abs..

Damn, I don't see that going well :p

That could very well be another thread....haha.
Smunkeeville
25-06-2006, 03:13
I believe she said that sarkhaan is hot. That's just what I heard though.
I said nothing of the sort and I would kindly ask that you refrain from saying I did.;)
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 03:14
That could very well be another thread....haha.
Lol.. How about, your abs and eyelashes vs my abs and eyelashes.. That might be a tad more even :p.
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 03:14
I said nothing of the sort and I would kindly ask that you refrain from saying I did.;)
Certainly ma'am.. It's just what a little birdy said in my ear, sorry :p.
St Aesthetis
25-06-2006, 03:15
Monty Python & brownies - now that sounds like a plan. *nods & waves*


Ohhh, that sound like the kind of plan I could follow..

Mmh.. Montyyy~ Mmmhh...
Arya SvitKona
25-06-2006, 03:16
Truth be told, they were all pretty ugly. None of the blonde hair, blue eyes, tall, handsome kind of guys that I know for a fact are out there on NS. (hint, hint, he's one of my friends)
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 03:19
Truth be told, they were all pretty ugly. None of the blonde hair, blue eyes, tall, handsome kind of guys that I know for a fact are out there on NS. (hint, hint, he's one of my friends)
Thanks, I think you're ugly too :D
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 03:19
I believe she said that sarkhaan is hot. That's just what I heard though.
Thought so :p
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 03:20
Thought so :p
Teheh, expertly done. :p
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 03:24
Awesome. :cool: Can you bring me one of those little umbrellas from the girly drinks, too?
Will do :fluffle:
Europa Maxima
25-06-2006, 03:26
Lol.. How about, your abs and eyelashes vs my abs and eyelashes.. That might be a tad more even :p.
How about a "Are The Atlantian Isles and Peisandros gay?" thread?
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 03:26
Teheh, expertly done. :p
leetly so
[NS]Liasia
25-06-2006, 03:26
Straughn, just for the AWESOME paint skills
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 03:28
:D :p How about a "Are The Atlantian Isles and Peisandros gay?" thread?
:p :D
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 03:29
Liasia']Straughn, just for the AWESOME paint skills
Thank you :fluffle:
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 03:30
How about a "Are The Atlantian Isles and Peisandros gay?" thread?
:D
Go ahead.
The Atlantian islands
25-06-2006, 03:33
Truth be told, they were all pretty ugly. None of the blonde hair, blue eyes, tall, handsome kind of guys that I know for a fact are out there on NS. (hint, hint, he's one of my friends)

hmm...I actually have blonde hair (look at my picture on the nomination woman pageant page), green eyes, am tall (6'3 almost 4) and..arguably handsome.
Europa Maxima
25-06-2006, 03:34
:D
Go ahead.
I would, but I fear, alas, it'd be deleted as spam. :/
The Atlantian islands
25-06-2006, 03:34
Lol.. How about, your abs and eyelashes vs my abs and eyelashes.. That might be a tad more even :p.

When this is over...were gonna make that.
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 03:35
I would, but I fear, alas, it'd be deleted as spam. :/
*Gasp*

Spam? Never!!
The Atlantian islands
25-06-2006, 03:35
How about a "Are The Atlantian Isles and Peisandros gay?" thread?

Gives Europe a SLAP!

*not in the thread though*
Europa Maxima
25-06-2006, 03:37
*Gasp*

Spam? Never!!
Well then, with your approval, I shall commence it. :)
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 03:42
Well then, with your approval, I shall commence it. :)
You might even be able enough evidence hidden within the spam to support your claim :p.
Sarkhaan
25-06-2006, 04:56
Truth be told, they were all pretty ugly. None of the blonde hair, blue eyes, tall, handsome kind of guys that I know for a fact are out there on NS. (hint, hint, he's one of my friends)
well, since we can't all be of the master race, I guess there is just one thing to say.

woof.
Sarkhaan
25-06-2006, 04:57
Thought so :p
haha...before encouraging any further ego stroking, ask yourself this:
"Does Sarkhaans ego need to get any bigger":)
Willamena
25-06-2006, 04:58
haha...before encouraging any further ego stroking, ask yourself this:
"Does Sarkhaans ego need to get any bigger":)
Doesn't everyone's?
Sarkhaan
25-06-2006, 04:59
Aw, I wanna come, too. But I also have to go to bed. Why is Peechy only on when I go to bed? And Sarkhaan, too. You guys get all the fun. *pouts*
you get Kanabia. And don't you say anything like "ugh, don't remind me". He's a nice boy and you know it.;)
Ilie
25-06-2006, 05:00
Dag, I would have picked Laerod. He is hotter than any guy on that list.
The Jovian Moons
25-06-2006, 05:03
While I am sad that I'm not on the list I only have 700(ish) posts so if I was that would mean someone was stalking me...:eek:
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 05:05
While I am sad that I'm not on the list I only have 700(ish) posts so if I was that would mean someone was stalking me...:eek:
I'm not sure that post count has much to do with it really. It would just take one or two posts in the right place and then you could be on the list easy.
Sarkhaan
25-06-2006, 05:10
Dag, I would have picked Laerod. He is hotter than any guy on that list.
hmm...I'm trying to remember his face...but if I'm thinking of the right bloke, then I must ask...How didn't he make it?
Sarkhaan
25-06-2006, 05:11
I'm not sure that post count has much to do with it really. It would just take one or two posts in the right place and then you could be on the list easy.
yeah, posting a picture in the nomination thread would have done it for you. Or crushed your self-esteem, had Fass been around... Whichever.
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 05:12
yeah, posting a picture in the nomination thread would have done it for you. Or crushed your self-esteem, had Fass been around... Whichever.
Did Fass attack me? I didn't notice him saying anything. Maybe I missed it.
The Beautiful Darkness
25-06-2006, 05:13
...translation bump?

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries? :p
Sarkhaan
25-06-2006, 05:17
Did Fass attack me? I didn't notice him saying anything. Maybe I missed it.
I don't think he did. Besides, Fass didn't attack me perse...I know he thinks my happy trail is hot, as well as my arms it would seem...
He was also my sissymas date.
He just said that I looked like a slob:)
he's quite the special man.
Peisandros
25-06-2006, 05:20
I don't think he did. Besides, Fass didn't attack me perse...I know he thinks my happy trail is hot, as well as my arms it would seem...
He was also my sissymas date.
He just said that I looked like a slob:)
he's quite the special man.
Ohh Fass..

*looks off dreamily*
St Aesthetis
25-06-2006, 05:20
Fass didn't attack me perse..

Wow.
It's so important to know just THAT word in finnish language!

:D
Tai sit sä osaat puhua ihan muutakin mutta käytät vaan toimivaa sensorointikonstia?
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 05:20
haha...before encouraging any further ego stroking, ask yourself this:
"Does Sarkhaans ego need to get any bigger":)
Sure, I'll just wait for the happy little kids to degrade you ;)
Europa Maxima
25-06-2006, 05:21
Sure, I'll just wait for the happy little kids to degrade you ;)
Were I to post my pics your egos would all be reduced to dust ^^ Too bad I don't have any to put up. :/