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Nothing.
I was doing some training (some weird corporate CD training) for just four hours, but the 7-11 shift, so I was happy.
If only the mother fucking computer had worked.:mad:
I left after 30 minutes (none of them Lolita-filled), and I was not happy.
I looked hot last night, too.
It's all good, though because I'm working a full shift tomorrow night with her, and she's working Friday this week. Maybe I'll see her outside of work this weekend too...

Aww man, you had us all excited there

Tonight, I went into work (as a customer) with a friend, and we just had some coffee. My favourite supervisor warned me that everyone at work is talking about how much Lolita and I slack together. *dies of embarassment*
So... I sent Lolita an e-mail asking her out, even though it made me feel like a total loser.
What do y'all think?

hey
I went to work tonight and a supervisor told me that ppl have said that I don't get a lot of work done when you're working too...
What can I say, I'm easily distracted, and you kind of distract me. Please say that you at least already know that I like you.
I need to stop being such a slacker at work, but that's the only time I see you. Do you want to do something outside of work sometime?
oxwana

Originally Posted by Oxwana
Nothing.
I was doing some training (some weird corporate CD training) for just four hours, but the 7-11 shift, so I was happy.
If only the mother fucking computer had worked.
I left after 30 minutes (none of them Lolita-filled), and I was not happy.
I looked hot last night, too.

I bet many a dirty old man cried when they read that.....

Originally Posted by Svalbardania
Aww man, you had us all excited there

Yea... LOL
Well for tomorrow night good luck

Originally posted by Oxwana
Tonight, I went into work (as a customer) with a friend, and we just had some coffee. My favourite supervisor warned me that everyone at work is talking about how much Lolita and I slack together. *dies of embarassment*
So... I sent Lolita an e-mail asking her out, even though it made me feel like a total loser.
What do y'all think?

well i think its great you finally asked her out! and I hope you get a positive reply to that!. Dont feel like a total loser, theres nothing you did that gives reason for you to.

Tonight, I went into work (as a customer) with a friend, and we just had some coffee. My favourite supervisor warned me that everyone at work is talking about how much Lolita and I slack together. *dies of embarassment*
So... I sent Lolita an e-mail asking her out, even though it made me feel like a total loser.
What do y'all think?
I'm starting to think that it might have been easier and less time consuming if you'd just decided to turn into a spider.

Originally Posted by H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
I'm starting to think that it might have been easier and less time consuming if you'd just decided to turn into a spider

That may be so but if this turns out how most of us are hoping then the time and trouble that has gone into it will have easily been worth it.

That may be so but if this turns out how most of us are hoping then the time and trouble that has gone into it will have easily been worth it.Moral of the story: hot lesbian sex is worth the wait.:p
But seriously, thanks for being so positive. I really need the moral support just now.

Moral of the story: hot lesbian sex is worth the wait.:p
But seriously, thanks for being so positive. I really need the moral support just now.

That wasnt just moral support, it was the truth :D
But yea ill be here for moral support if im needed as im sure plenty of other ppl will be as well -Looks threateningly at other people-.
Once again I hope the reply to your email is good!

im missing the BL and AF lover here lol mmm dos that make me a gay 17 YO mm think so i know im not confusde lol only looks like it and yes i have had loods of sexs(with girls my one age)but realy not in to that like older men much more +moost of them got money lol but hot BI girls are always welcom as im into every thing but shite sexs lol and SM

Good luck, Hope the reply to your e-mail is good

Okay, really can't be bothered reading the other 30 pages. Heh, good luck with the person (girl?) you emailed. Lol, sure it will go well anyway.

So what has happened?

Tonight, I went into work (as a customer) with a friend, and we just had some coffee. My favourite supervisor warned me that everyone at work is talking about how much Lolita and I slack together. *dies of embarassment*
So... I sent Lolita an e-mail asking her out, even though it made me feel like a total loser.
What do y'all think?

I think this is good... it takes a real disadvantage situation (the "slacking at work" thing), and turns it into an advantage... (the "so, let's see each other outside of work" thing).

I don't think it makes you a loser, or anything even like that. I think it shows courage, and good sense (to circumvent the 'slacking at work' situation).

I just hope you get (or, have already got, by now?) a positive response.

Yes what has happeed?

Yes what has happeed?Ummm...
Well, I got this rather unfortunate response:
Hey .

well i dont kno what to tell you it was probly [random bitch at work] that said something, just hope it didnt go as far as [Mrs. Manager]. cause that could be bad. n e way i have to get to work so i will talk to you later..

and as for hanging out some time yea ill see when i have my next day off. or a weekend to do something. iight im out talk to you later.So...
Not only is she non-committal in a big way, but she's illiterate too.:(
And then last night at work she was flirty half the time and standoffish the other half. And she was all, "Do you want to see a real pic of my gf so that you can tell me if she's the same chick in my profile?" to which I naturally replied, "No, not really". But she showed me anyway, and not only is her girl hot, but I was weirded out as to why the Hell she felt the need to show it to me. Look at your own goddamned profile, eh?

Whatever. It wasn't so bad. She's only 16, and working full time, and it was a Friday, so I thought that maybe she was just tired or something. And the pic thing could be explained by her wanting to show off her new camera phone.
Then today, she came into work (as a customer), and cleared her throat as she was standing in line to get my attention, and she smiled. But then at the cash she was totally rude to me, and was flirting with my girl Em. I thought that it was just me, but after she left, Em was like, "what did you do last night? Did you piss her off?". So it's not just me, and we were both puzzled. Em also said that Lolita was flirting with her to make me jealous.
I'm sooooo confused. Did I miss something?
Whatever. Screw her. My crazy unrequited girl-crush is going nowhere, and I'm about ready to jump ship. Now all I have to do is get over her...
But it's all good, because the chick at school is being majorly flirty, and gave me her e-mail unsolicited. She's also always joking, "Does the chick at work have any hot friends?", and is obviously single and looking. She also seems the play fewer games, and is less messed up, methinks.
That, and she's always saying how she, "Needs to get some pussy" (no joke). Hell, if she wants it, and I've go it...:p
So she's hotter, nicer, easier...
School chick it is (unless the one at work comes around).
What should I name school chick, if she is to become the object of my affections?

Call her Part Deux.

Call her Part Deux.But she was the first one I had a crush on.
"La Originale"?

Well that is Mustard in the Custard isn it?

But she was the first one I had a crush on.
"La Originale"?
Wouldn't it be "L'Originale" because of the vowel?

But she was the first one I had a crush on.
"La Originale"?

T'would be "L'Original" but I digress...

I'm afraid that the "game" is no simpler for people of the same sex than for people of hetero persuasions. It's a whole lot of trial and error, and you'll have bumps such as this every so oft. Watch your step, but have fun with it while you can.

This thread has long lived past it's life expectancy. Seriously, It's been around for over a week. Let's put it to sleep. :mp5: :sniper:

This thread has long lived past it's life expectancy. Seriously, It's been around for over a week. Let's put it to sleep. :mp5: :sniper:

Who are you?

Who are you?
I thought it was obvious...
Stalins New Mountain.

Ummm...
Well, I got this rather unfortunate response:
So...
Not only is she non-committal in a big way, but she's illiterate too.:(
And then last night at work she was flirty half the time and standoffish the other half. And she was all, "Do you want to see a real pic of my gf so that you can tell me if she's the same chick in my profile?" to which I naturally replied, "No, not really". But she showed me anyway, and not only is her girl hot, but I was weirded out as to why the Hell she felt the need to show it to me. Look at your own goddamned profile, eh?

Whatever. It wasn't so bad. She's only 16, and working full time, and it was a Friday, so I thought that maybe she was just tired or something. And the pic thing could be explained by her wanting to show off her new camera phone.
Then today, she came into work (as a customer), and cleared her throat as she was standing in line to get my attention, and she smiled. But then at the cash she was totally rude to me, and was flirting with my girl Em. I thought that it was just me, but after she left, Em was like, "what did you do last night? Did you piss her off?". So it's not just me, and we were both puzzled. Em also said that Lolita was flirting with her to make me jealous.
I'm sooooo confused. Did I miss something?
Whatever. Screw her. My crazy unrequited girl-crush is going nowhere, and I'm about ready to jump ship. Now all I have to do is get over her...
But it's all good, because the chick at school is being majorly flirty, and gave me her e-mail unsolicited. She's also always joking, "Does the chick at work have any hot friends?", and is obviously single and looking. She also seems the play fewer games, and is less messed up, methinks.
That, and she's always saying how she, "Needs to get some pussy" (no joke). Hell, if she wants it, and I've go it...:p
So she's hotter, nicer, easier...
School chick it is (unless the one at work comes around).
What should I name school chick, if she is to become the object of my affections?
:-( that sux. at least you have her to fall back on. i'm short on creativity tonight so i'll let you guys give names. the only ones i can come up with are incredibly stupid.

This thread has long lived past it's life expectancy. Seriously, It's been around for over a week. Let's put it to sleep. :mp5: :sniper:
no. it's entertaining and makes me feel semi-useful.

Ummm...
Well, I got this rather unfortunate response:
So...
Not only is she non-committal in a big way, but she's illiterate too.:(
And then last night at work she was flirty half the time and standoffish the other half. And she was all, "Do you want to see a real pic of my gf so that you can tell me if she's the same chick in my profile?" to which I naturally replied, "No, not really". But she showed me anyway, and not only is her girl hot, but I was weirded out as to why the Hell she felt the need to show it to me. Look at your own goddamned profile, eh?

Whatever. It wasn't so bad. She's only 16, and working full time, and it was a Friday, so I thought that maybe she was just tired or something. And the pic thing could be explained by her wanting to show off her new camera phone.
Then today, she came into work (as a customer), and cleared her throat as she was standing in line to get my attention, and she smiled. But then at the cash she was totally rude to me, and was flirting with my girl Em. I thought that it was just me, but after she left, Em was like, "what did you do last night? Did you piss her off?". So it's not just me, and we were both puzzled. Em also said that Lolita was flirting with her to make me jealous.
I'm sooooo confused. Did I miss something?
Whatever. Screw her. My crazy unrequited girl-crush is going nowhere, and I'm about ready to jump ship. Now all I have to do is get over her...


Well, she hasn't shut the door for good... she has offered hints at nights-off and weekends that might be on the cards...

But, she doesn't seem to be 'going anywhere', right at the moment.

So - not all good, not all bad... a bit of a stand-off, really.

Hmmm.

Is she the type to try to make you jealous, I wonder? Might she think THAT a form of flirting, in and of itself? (Which would explain the gf pics, and the hitting on Em thing).

Ah well... you can see what happens...



But it's all good, because the chick at school is being majorly flirty, and gave me her e-mail unsolicited. She's also always joking, "Does the chick at work have any hot friends?", and is obviously single and looking. She also seems the play fewer games, and is less messed up, methinks.
That, and she's always saying how she, "Needs to get some pussy" (no joke). Hell, if she wants it, and I've go it...:p
So she's hotter, nicer, easier...
School chick it is (unless the one at work comes around).
What should I name school chick, if she is to become the object of my affections?

How about calling her Eden? That's the (feminine) name of a mythical secret-garden, where a girl got in trouble....

If that's lesbianism, then I'm totally gay.

Which I'm not.

So you really don't sound like a lesbian. Just really in a weird place. Like, where the hell did you put yourself?
Wait, did she turn out to be lesbo? Because if SHE is...

Wait, did she turn out to be lesbo? Because if SHE is...
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha

Not worthy of a Mwhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha

Not worthy of a Mwhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*shakes fist*

Good thing my position is much different today than when I posted that....like a month ago or something...

Sounds like this girl at work is screwing with your head. Forget her, you deserve better treatment. Get to know the girl at school better. She sounds like she might be interested. 'Course, I could be wrong. God knows, I don't understand women. Seriously, give it a shot.

*shakes fist*

Good thing my position is much different today than when I posted that....like a month ago or something...
What you have realised something?

Well that is Mustard in the Custard isn it?As we would say at work, it's grinds in the coffee.

Wouldn't it be "L'Originale" because of the vowel?It would be if it were "L'Originale fille", but as a name or title, "La Originale" would mean "the original one". I took a little bit of poetic license, but aside from that, I was kidding.
I think I'm going to start calling her Risa.

Sounds like this girl at work is screwing with your head. Forget her, you deserve better treatment. Get to know the girl at school better. She sounds like she might be interested. 'Course, I could be wrong. God knows, I don't understand women. Seriously, give it a shot.I dunno...
I'm chatting with Risa now, and she seems less than interested (and she is also illiterate). Maybe I'm unloveable.:(

I dunno...
I'm chatting with Risa now, and she seems less than interested (and she is also illiterate). Maybe I'm unloveable.:(
Count your blessings. At least you found out about the yawning abyss of English early on. Imagine the shock of it later. I, personally, don't associate with people who use abbreviations and such. They're honestly not worth the time it takes to decipher. Plus, anything they say with henceforth seem idiotic no matter how profound it may actually be.

Anyway, this is two girls out of 3 billion. *shrug*

Count your blessings. At least you found out about the yawning abyss of English early on. Imagine the shock of it later. I, personally, don't associate with people who use abbreviations and such. They're honestly not worth the time it takes to decipher. Plus, anything they say with henceforth seem idiotic no matter how profound it may actually be.

Anyway, this is two girls out of 3 billion. *shrug*Yeah...
It's bad. Really bad.
"stupotied"
"outch"

I dunno...
I'm chatting with Risa now, and she seems less than interested (and she is also illiterate). Maybe I'm unloveable.:(


You're not the one who's unlovable. The brainless dipshit is.

Sounds like this girl at work is screwing with your head. Forget her, you deserve better treatment. Get to know the girl at school better. She sounds like she might be interested. 'Course, I could be wrong. God knows, I don't understand women. Seriously, give it a shot.
I do have to agree that you deserve much better treatment than that

You're not the one who's unlovable. The brainless dipshit is.
I agree with Maineiacs there if shes like that, you should just forget about her in my opinion, but then again its you that has to choose in the end although everyone else does try to help you come to the right choice.

Originally Posted by Oxwana
I dunno...
I'm chatting with Risa now, and she seems less than interested (and she is also illiterate). Maybe I'm unloveable.
Dam.... well right now im stumped:(
but i will get to thinking and try to help if i can

I've met girls like that before. It may work out, but try not to stress yourself out about it overly if it doesn't. Just reading these pages alone, I can tell you're a great girl. Just because two girls don't appreciate that, doesn't make you any less desirable. There are tons of other chicks out there who would be happy to be with you. And you'll find one.

And what you said about girl crushes being more fun than boy crushes? I definitely think that's true. It's also what makes them harder to get over though, in my opinion. Best of luck, Oxwana. And don't let luke-warm ladies ruin your self-esteem.

Just thought I should contribute something here:

I know a girl who is quite possibly one of the most literarily (as in, of literature) gifted individuals I've ever met. Her essays are absolutely top-notch, and she was probably among the top history students in our year in school. She's a really articulate orator, and has won awards for her debating skills. She's well read, can hold her own in a discussion on more or less any topic (except technology, oddly) and is currently reading law in one of the world's top universities.

And yet, when she writes anything online, even I cringe at some of her spelling mistakes, typos, abbreviations and simple grammatical errors.

The thing is, even the most intelligent and literate people sometimes seem to completely fall apart in front of a keyboard. Generally, this is more a problem with the female half of the species, which may be why you've never noticed it before; smart guys always emphasise their language prowess, and not-so-smart ones can be seen from a mile away. Girls are a different matter altogether.

My point? Don't judge a potential girlfriend's intelligence by the quality of her emails. It really isn't an accurate indicator.

EDIT: Little append; I know this is going to seem a little tasteless, but when I read through the topic at first and noticed the pace it was going at, this comic (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/09) sprung to mind. ^^;

Lolita is back in my good books.
I was at work tonight to watch a few training videos, and was only going to stay for a few hours before trying to get some math done (I figured that since it wasn't getting done at home, I might as well study in the coffee shop, university student-style). But... Well, at first i was only staying around because the videos weren't working, and I had to keep watching the same ones again and again. Since I was doing nothing constructive, and the dishwasher was down, I just started washing some to kill the boredom. But then Lolita was sent to help me. She was acting a little weird; still a bit cold, but it seemed like she was trying to make conversation, and things were really awkward. I needed to clear the air, so I just asked her straight up, "What was up with you on Saturday? Em thought that I must have done something to piss you off, but I honestly have no idea what it was."
She said that she must have just been tired, and didn't realize that she'd been rude. While I don't believe her story, it seems like she's over whatever it was, so we're good again.
Good and then some. I do believe that she was flirting with me again tonight.
She showed me her new boxers, and I almost swooned, I swear. She's so goddamned hot. There is still hope, no?
Either way, I always have Risa to fall back on now. Saturday night on MSN she offered to go in with me and hold my hand to make Lolita jealous. I have no desire to play games like that, but I might still take her up on her offer... And maybe see if I can convince her to kiss me, to really put on a good show. She doesn't have to know if Lolita is in the store or not when we do it.;)

OMG!
I can't believe that I forgot.
I also got a date!!!
Well, not a date, exactly... I was bitching about how the leg press in the women's only section at the gym where I work out didn't go up high enough (I'm lifting the machine's max, 15 reps, 3 sets, and I have no idea what my max is) but Lolita and my supervisor both didn't believe me. So I told them that I'd happily prove it to them if they'd come to the gym with me and hold my hand as I venture out into the scary co-ed section. They're each going to get week-long guest memberships and now I have at least one opportunity to see Lolita outside of work.
yay
I'm blissfully happy.
And now I have two new work-out buddies.
yay

OMG!
I can't believe that I forgot.
I also got a date!!!
Well, not a date, exactly... I was bitching about how the leg press in the women's only section at the gym where I work out didn't go up high enough (I'm lifting the machine's max, 15 reps, 3 sets, and I have no idea what my max is) but Lolita and my supervisor both didn't believe me. So I told them that I'd happily prove it to them if they'd come to the gym with me and hold my hand as I venture out into the scary co-ed section. They're each going to get week-long guest memberships and now I have at least one opportunity to see Lolita outside of work.
yay
I'm blissfully happy.
And now I have two new work-out buddies.
yay

Noice!

Lolita is back in my good books.
I was at work tonight to watch a few training videos, and was only going to stay for a few hours before trying to get some math done (I figured that since it wasn't getting done at home, I might as well study in the coffee shop, university student-style). But... Well, at first i was only staying around because the videos weren't working, and I had to keep watching the same ones again and again. Since I was doing nothing constructive, and the dishwasher was down, I just started washing some to kill the boredom. But then Lolita was sent to help me. She was acting a little weird; still a bit cold, but it seemed like she was trying to make conversation, and things were really awkward. I needed to clear the air, so I just asked her straight up, "What was up with you on Saturday? Em thought that I must have done something to piss you off, but I honestly have no idea what it was."
She said that she must have just been tired, and didn't realize that she'd been rude. While I don't believe her story, it seems like she's over whatever it was, so we're good again.
Good and then some. I do believe that she was flirting with me again tonight.
She showed me her new boxers, and I almost swooned, I swear. She's so goddamned hot. There is still hope, no?
Either way, I always have Risa to fall back on now. Saturday night on MSN she offered to go in with me and hold my hand to make Lolita jealous. I have no desire to play games like that, but I might still take her up on her offer... And maybe see if I can convince her to kiss me, to really put on a good show. She doesn't have to know if Lolita is in the store or not when we do it.;)

Yay! I don't necessarily 'buy' her story, either... but it can't be all bad when the object of your affections starts flashing her undies at you... :)

And, like you said... you always have your little schoolgirl to fall back on... although you MIGHT want to think about falling-forwards, rather than back.... it's more fun that way... :D

Yay! I don't necessarily 'buy' her story, either... but it can't be all bad when the object of your affections starts flashing her undies at you... :)Both of the girls I like have done it, Lolita on more than one occasion... I hope that it means something.

And, like you said... you always have your little schoolgirl to fall back on... although you MIGHT want to think about falling-forwards, rather than back.... it's more fun that way... :DI'm not sure how into me she is, but I'll work on it anyway.
The teachers in my school are cracking down on kids who bring their backpacks to school (technically against the rules). The problem was that I didn't have a locker, but it worked out for the best. My girl Em (did I tell y'all that she's a saint?) offered to share her locker with me. Her locker which just happens to be a few away from Risa's.
She won't be able to resist me if she sees me every day, I'm sure. I am extrordinarily loveable, if I do say so myself.:p

Check out the e-mail that I just got from Lola

well you didnt really ask me out you just in many works told me you liked me so i dont kno what to tell you .. so when you really ask then ill answer so have fun and yea ill see you at work,.

talk to you laterThis from the girl who "doesn't play games"?
Whatever.
On the bright side, she appears to have learned how to read, and she didn't say, "iight" once in this missive. Maybe there is hope for her after all.

The only thing is, I thought that she had a long-term (and long-distance) girlfriend. So what does this mean, exactly? Either she has no intention of saying yes if I do ask her, or she's willing to cheat on her girl.:( I'm not sure which is worse.

The only thing is, I thought that she had a long-term (and long-distance) girlfriend. So what does this mean, exactly? Either she has no intention of saying yes if I do ask her, or she's willing to cheat on her girl.:( I'm not sure which is worse.

It means that she'll cheat on you too. So it's only an issue if you care.

It means that she'll cheat on you too. So it's only an issue if you care.I don't really want to be her girlfriend. I just like her. I only object on behalf of the other chick.

I don't really want to be her girlfriend. I just like her. I only object on behalf of the other chick.
Surely the other chick can object on behalf of herself?
Life is too short to care how other people's lives turn out.

EDIT: That looked calloused. Just so everyone knows, I'm not advocating stepping on people's faces or anything. Just that worrying about other people's thoughts is pointless. Most people don't think anyway.

Surely the other chick can object on behalf of herself?
Life is too short to care how other people's lives turn out.

EDIT: That looked calloused. Just so everyone knows, I'm not advocating stepping on people's faces or anything. Just that worrying about other people's thoughts is pointless. Most people don't think anyway.Well, there are several reasons that I really don't want Lolita to cheat on her girl. Among others, I like her as a person, and know that I'd think less of her if she did it. It would ruin any chance at a friendship.

Is this thread still going? Get a god damned blog already!


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Well, there are several reasons that I really don't want Lolita to cheat on her girl. Among others, I like her as a person, and know that I'd think less of her if she did it. It would ruin any chance at a friendship.
That is a good point you have there, and as someone said before it means she would be willing to cheat on you but then again as you said you only like herand dont want to be her girlfriend. Im starting to confuse myself now....

Surely the other chick can object on behalf of herself?
Life is too short to care how other people's lives turn out.

EDIT: That looked calloused. Just so everyone knows, I'm not advocating stepping on people's faces or anything. Just that worrying about other people's thoughts is pointless. Most people don't think anyway

EDIT: That looked calloused. Just so everyone knows, I'm not advocating stepping on people's faces or anything. Just that worrying about other people's thoughts is pointless. Most people don't think anyway
Well that may be true buts that not the way i think... So yea.
Well Ox if you think the that exact way i dont see much point in asking me for advice because i think of how people feel etc. but then again your at the point were you dont really need advice anymore

Well its good that shes in your good books and that you get to see her out of work now though :)

Both of the girls I like have done it, Lolita on more than one occasion... I hope that it means something.


Well, I don't claim to be an expert... but every girl who has flashed me a hint of underwear, has later ended up flashing much much more...

So - finger's crossed. ;)


I'm not sure how into me she is, but I'll work on it anyway.
The teachers in my school are cracking down on kids who bring their backpacks to school (technically against the rules). The problem was that I didn't have a locker, but it worked out for the best. My girl Em (did I tell y'all that she's a saint?) offered to share her locker with me. Her locker which just happens to be a few away from Risa's.
She won't be able to resist me if she sees me every day, I'm sure. I am extrordinarily loveable, if I do say so myself.:p

It's like the school, the gym, and all the forces of nature are conspiring to assist you in girl-conquests. :)

Check out the e-mail that I just got from Lola

This from the girl who "doesn't play games"?
Whatever.
On the bright side, she appears to have learned how to read, and she didn't say, "iight" once in this missive. Maybe there is hope for her after all.

The only thing is, I thought that she had a long-term (and long-distance) girlfriend. So what does this mean, exactly? Either she has no intention of saying yes if I do ask her, or she's willing to cheat on her girl.:( I'm not sure which is worse.

Maybe she's not playing games... maybe she just wants you to ask her, and doesn't want to look silly by 'answering' a question that hasn't been asked.

Telling her she's hot, is one thing... asking her if she wants to share that with you, is a different matter.

About the relationship... you need more information... and asking her out MIGHT be the way to get it. There are a host of possible reasons why she might be receptive to your attentions at the moment...

1) She MIGHT be in a very casual long-distance relationship... such as: they are together when they are 'together'... but see other people whenever they are apart.

2) She COULD be in an open relationship. They might BOTH be seeing other people.

3) Lolita, (or her AND her partner) could be polygamous. They could both actively be having multiple partners. Maybe even the SAME partners...?

4) She MIGHT have been in a relationship yesterday... she might NOT be today.


Just as a pointer, though... some people have said that - if Lolita is cheating on her partner (if she still has one), she WILL cheat on you. This isn't necessarily true. It CAN depend entirely on a relationship.

Sure - if she IS cheating, bear it in mind... but it doesn't automatically equate to 'she cheats every time'.

Maybe she's not playing games... maybe she just wants you to ask her, and doesn't want to look silly by 'answering' a question that hasn't been asked.

Telling her she's hot, is one thing... asking her if she wants to share that with you, is a different matter.
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About the relationship... you need more information... and asking her out MIGHT be the way to get it. Just as a pointer, though... some people have said that - if Lolita is cheating on her partner (if she still has one), she WILL cheat on you. This isn't necessarily true. It CAN depend entirely on a relationship.

Sure - if she IS cheating, bear it in mind... but it doesn't automatically equate to 'she cheats every time'.
hmm.. i never really realised how easily it was for what i said to be misunderstood (i dont know about the other people that said it though)... well i meant that if she has cheated before there is a chance that she MAY cheat again not that she WILL.

and yea i think the same way, that you should ask her because i beleive that Grave is right she might be just not wanting to asnwer an unasked question.

Can we get an update? its been a while

I don't have any idea what's going on anymore.
The chick at work is being weird, apparently talking smack at work, and I have no clue if she likes me anymore. While I had heard from a few people that she seemed interested in me, Em had said that she was giving mixed signals. Em still thinks that Lolita may be a fake lesbo, btw. Now, Lo was all, "you're confused about your sexuality". Whatever. If she doesn't like me, why the Hell doesn't she just say so, eh?
A few people have said that she's just immature, and doesn't know how to deal with female attention... But she's only a year younger than me...

So, the day that I heard that she was talking shit about me, I had to go in to work that night. Em said that Lolita seemed weirded out by me, and was all, "Oxwana e-mails me constantly" (I'd sent her two at that point, only one unsolicited) and "We all know why she studies in the restaurant; it's to see me". I put in over 10 hours this week, studying like I've seen a lot of students doing, and the environment really is condusive to studying. Considering that my mark dropped from a 95 to a 66 in math, and I'm over two weeks behind in homework, and I can't focus at home... Yeah, I must be doing my math in a corner for four hours with headphones on, completely ignoring everyone and everything around me to impress her.:rolleyes:
Needless to say, when I went in to work, I was not her biggest fan, but whatever. Mostly, I was tired, and in a bad mood in general. So when she and this nasty bitch at work started picking on me, I told them straight up that I wasn't in the mood for any teasing... But they continued, and I developed some murderous urges. They both seemed genuinely surprised that I was actually pissed, so I forgive them, but now I can't bring myself to be friendly with her at work, and things have gotten weird.
She also said that she was quitting because she had another job offer for better money. At first I was a little sad, but then I figured that it was for the best. Turns out that she's not leaving, and now I'm pissed.

Lolita has got to be the most vexing woman ever to have walked the face of the earth. I really don't know what's what.
Can y'all decipher any of this?

yes this from the girl that dosnt play games. its not my fault you
>>havent asked yet you honestly said in many words that you like me,
>>but in no part of that letter did you ask me out so i dont kno what
>>to tell you. Have fun and yea ill see you at work, and no i "dont
>>play games" im not two!I sent her this after that Hellish night at work:

I'm sorry for how I acted at work tonight. Like I said, I'm pissed
>off in general, and tired, and I've got some family issues going
>on... I took it out on y'all, but I warned you that I was in a bad
>mood, and I felt that you were purposly antagonizing me.
>And whether you know it or not, you've been fucking around with my
>head, and that had me a little pissed.
>If you honestly weren't trying to, then I apologize for treating you
>like you were. Maybe I've been fucking around with my own head. This
>liking chicks thing is confusing as hell.
>
>Today at work I was so pissed off that I was happy that you're
>leaving, but yeah, you're fun to work with, and you make shifts go
>by faster. Now I think that I might miss you when you're gone.
>So will you go out (on a date) with me sometime, Ms. [Lolita's last name]?
>lol
>I don't know what straight people do on dates, let alone lesbians,
>but it'd be cool if we could go out sometime soon. Want to go to the
>gym with me this weekend?
>btw, congrats on the new job.
>[oxwana]But she sent me back this (notice her telling me that I'm confused. yay)

well first of all i except your applogy, and i think the best answer to your question is that you have alot of shit going on and the whole gay thing your questioning is to much for you cause if you liked girls then you wouldn't have a problem cause it would come naturaly, but i dont mind going out with you sometime. I just think you need sometime to think you shit out, and get your head a little clearer. ( i dont think clearer is a word but it sounds cool) but n e ways, you have alot going on and you need to hink shit out k. let me kno if you agree with me.

Oh one more thing. the whole thing abou you visioning punching me in the head, do it. come on you kno you want to . and for now i have to go to work so i will talk to you later...

OHHHHHHH one more thing. wanna take my shift tomorrow, if you do wanna call my cell and let me kno [phone #].. its a 3-11 shift. thanks.I couldn't take her shift, because I was already working, but luckily she got someone else, so I had a brief repreive... But I really don't know what to do with this girl. I wanted to make her a total write-off, but now she's sticking around...
lol
And the thing of it is, though I'm tempted to hit her, I'd get fired if I did it first, and she claims that she'd get arrested if she did (and with her criminal record, I wouldn't be surprised), but I really want to hurt her. Almost as much as I still want to bang her...

Well that just sucks, nobody speaks properly anymore.

I can't decipher the meaning in that any more than you can.

Well that just sucks, nobody speaks properly anymore.

I can't decipher the meaning in that any more than you can.Aw.
And here I was thinking that her English was improving...
I get the street that she uses, and she's managed to rid her e-mails of all but the most common (popular?) misspellings... But I still have no idea what she means to say.
I'm kind of disgusted with the situation in general.

Seems to me she's just being cautious. Since she's said she wouldn't mind "going out with you sometime" but she thinks you need time to sort yourself out, why not go with that? Wait a few days, tell her you've thought things through, and ask her out somewhere. *shrugs*

Shrug. Speak to her in person rather than through impersonal emails.

I'd say that Lolita isn't worth all of your time and worry, and that you focus more on the girl from school.

I don't have any idea what's going on anymore.
The chick at work is being weird, apparently talking smack at work, and I have no clue if she likes me anymore. While I had heard from a few people that she seemed interested in me, Em had said that she was giving mixed signals. Em still thinks that Lolita may be a fake lesbo, btw. Now, Lo was all, "you're confused about your sexuality". Whatever. If she doesn't like me, why the Hell doesn't she just say so, eh?
A few people have said that she's just immature, and doesn't know how to deal with female attention... But she's only a year younger than me...

So, the day that I heard that she was talking shit about me, I had to go in to work that night. Em said that Lolita seemed weirded out by me, and was all, "Oxwana e-mails me constantly" (I'd sent her two at that point, only one unsolicited) and "We all know why she studies in the restaurant; it's to see me". I put in over 10 hours this week, studying like I've seen a lot of students doing, and the environment really is condusive to studying. Considering that my mark dropped from a 95 to a 66 in math, and I'm over two weeks behind in homework, and I can't focus at home... Yeah, I must be doing my math in a corner for four hours with headphones on, completely ignoring everyone and everything around me to impress her.:rolleyes:
Needless to say, when I went in to work, I was not her biggest fan, but whatever. Mostly, I was tired, and in a bad mood in general. So when she and this nasty bitch at work started picking on me, I told them straight up that I wasn't in the mood for any teasing... But they continued, and I developed some murderous urges. They both seemed genuinely surprised that I was actually pissed, so I forgive them, but now I can't bring myself to be friendly with her at work, and things have gotten weird.
She also said that she was quitting because she had another job offer for better money. At first I was a little sad, but then I figured that it was for the best. Turns out that she's not leaving, and now I'm pissed.

Lolita has got to be the most vexing woman ever to have walked the face of the earth. I really don't know what's what.
Can y'all decipher any of this?

I sent her this after that Hellish night at work:

But she sent me back this (notice her telling me that I'm confused. yay)

I couldn't take her shift, because I was already working, but luckily she got someone else, so I had a brief repreive... But I really don't know what to do with this girl. I wanted to make her a total write-off, but now she's sticking around...
lol
And the thing of it is, though I'm tempted to hit her, I'd get fired if I did it first, and she claims that she'd get arrested if she did (and with her criminal record, I wouldn't be surprised), but I really want to hurt her. Almost as much as I still want to bang her...

It sounds like that year younger thing, makes all the difference... perhaps. Where does she get the idea that 'if your interest in women was genuine, it would come naturally'?

By that token.. straight teens NEVER have any romantic angst, I guess?

It sounds like she's playing SOME kind of game... but it is for anyone to guess what kind... I doubt if she could tell you, herself.


Well... you've played your cards. You've asked her straight, and she's kind of 'definitely maybe' said yes... in a way... maybe.. one day.

What should you do from here? Probably your best bet, now - would be to go back to not showing any interest. Sure, you can chat with her... see if you can act like she's just another girl. (In other words, try not to let the desire show when you talk to her). That way, maybe you can get along at work... and maybe she'll realise she liked the attention?

It seems pretty certain you understand what you 'are feeling'... but maybe your lolita acts more mature about such things than she really is. Perhaps, the roles are not as you originally envisioned them... and maybe SHE is the one who is really uncertain about her 'polarity'... and just acts tough to hide it.

Ahhhhhhh

Trying to figure out how a woman thinks?

Welcome to the hell men face every second of every day:D

Ahhhhhhh

Trying to figure out how a woman thinks?

Welcome to the hell men face every second of every day:D

Agreed

AAAH!:headbang: this is Confusing!!!!!!.....
I have no idea wat she is trying to say!

she's kind of 'definitely maybe' said yes... in a way... maybe.. one day
that about sums it up for what i can get out of what she is saying

I don't have any idea what's going on anymore.
I dont think anybody does...

Ahhhhhhh

Trying to figure out how a woman thinks?

Welcome to the hell men face every second of every day:D

It's quite simple really. It doesn't matter what she thinks, you just nod your head and smile, agreeing with her at every turn, unless it's a question like, "Does this make me look fat?" That's an emphatic, "NO!" Of course one must remember that we can change our minds at any given time about any given subject, so you must pay close attention to every statement a woman makes. For example: "I am really craving some ice cream" could mean anything from "I need sex" to "You're pissing me off man. Tonight while you sleep I intend to castrate you." See? Quite simple.

In regards to your situation Oxwana, I would simply tactfully confront her with the idea of getting together. She'll agree or she won't. Either way, you can stop beating around the bush (figuratively speaking for those with dirty minds) and figure out what's going on with her. Just a thought.

I dont think anybody does...Well. at least I'm not alone, eh?

It's quite simple really. It doesn't matter what she thinks, you just nod your head and smile, agreeing with her at every turn, unless it's a question like, "Does this make me look fat?" That's an emphatic, "NO!" Of course one must remember that we can change our minds at any given time about any given subject, so you must pay close attention to every statement a woman makes. For example: "I am really craving some ice cream" could mean anything from "I need sex" to "You're pissing me off man. Tonight while you sleep I intend to castrate you." See? Quite simple.

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Possibly the best advice ever. Of course, most of us men have already figured this out, and then the question is not WHAT she's thinking, rather than WHY she's thinking it.

In regards to your situation Oxwana, I would simply tactfully confront her with the idea of getting together. She'll agree or she won't. Either way, you can stop beating around the bush (figuratively speaking for those with dirty minds) and figure out what's going on with her. Just a thought.I think that I stopped "beating around the bush" with my last e-mail (sent on Friday, and still not replied to), in which I took Em's advice, and told Lo straight up, "I hear that you've been talking about me behind my back. I'm not in love with you, I'm not stalking you; I just wanted to get you into bed, is all.
I'm over it, though. Please stop acting weird."
One could say that I'm an honest person.

Possibly the best advice ever. Of course, most of us men have already figured this out, and then the question is not WHAT she's thinking, rather than WHY she's thinking it.Whereas the question that most women ask themselves is: Do men, in fact, think at all?

yeah she's right you not gay. I wish you were but your not :( back to porn, my one true lesbian friend

Whereas the question that most women ask themselves is: Do men, in fact, think at all?

I've been known to think on occasion.

I think that I stopped "beating around the bush" with my last e-mail (sent on Friday, and still not replied to), in which I took Em's advice, and told Lo straight up, "I hear that you've been talking about me behind my back. I'm not in love with you, I'm not stalking you; I just wanted to get you into bed, is all.
I'm over it, though. Please stop acting weird."
One could say that I'm an honest person.

Oh. I'm sorry. The fact of the matter is that women are equal to men in the pain-in-the-ass factor. My ex-girlfriend threw a can of tuna at me because her sister and I didn't know it was being reserved for dinner and made lunch. That's right. Tuna. Laugh it up.

I wish you the best and hope you figure out where you stand on your sexuality.:)

Whereas the question that most women ask themselves is: Do men, in fact, think at all?

I can think, you know that.

I can think, you know that.
That doesn't necessarily mean you do ;)

That doesn't necessarily mean you do ;)

I THINK you're underestimating me!

I THINK you're underestimating me!
Well played, Megaloria. You foil my evil plans once again! Next time shall be different!

BWAHAHAHAHA *leaves off in rocket escape pod, laughing*

Well i think we should just leave that saying that at least some of us think....

Anywho... any updates on your situation over the last few days Ox??

Well i think we should just leave that saying that at least some of us think....

Anywho... any updates on your situation over the last few days Ox??It was the weekend, so I didn't see the chick at school or the one at work, but today I saw Risa at school. I now have a locker in the same hallway as her, and she was all, "I didn't know that you had a locker there," and she seemed pleased. But a girl who used to go to our school was visiting for the day, so Risa was distracted and had no time for me.:(
She did ask me about the chick at work, though. When I told her, she was like, "That bitch! We really should go in holding hands and make her jealous."
I suggested just having sex on one of the tables, and she laughed, but did not seem to object to the idea... And I have it on good authority that she likes big tits... It's only a matter of time. >evil laugh<
I have to go into work tomorrow... Hopefully Lo will have stopped acting weird.

It was the weekend, so I didn't see the chick at school or the one at work, but today I saw Risa at school. I now have a locker in the same hallway as her, and she was all, "I didn't know that you had a locker there," and she seemed pleased. But a girl who used to go to our school was visiting for the day, so Risa was distracted and had no time for me.:(
She did ask me about the chick at work, though. When I told her, she was like, "That bitch! We really should go in holding hands and make her jealous."
I suggested just having sex on one of the tables, and she laughed, but did not seem to object to the idea... And I have it on good authority that she likes big tits... It's only a matter of time. >evil laugh<
I have to go into work tomorrow... Hopefully Lo will have stopped acting weird.

You know, I'm beginning to wonder what the girl at work is doing that makes her so attractive, you're obviously in with the girl at school, and the one at work is being really hostile. I know theres no logic in these things, just wondering if I had missed something. Anyhow, hope all goes well.

You know, I'm beginning to wonder what the girl at work is doing that makes her so attractive, you're obviously in with the girl at school, and the one at work is being really hostile.Well...
The one at work is really pretty, and she makes me weak in the knees, and I dream about her every night, and can't stop to save my life... And her eyes get crinkly at the corners when she smiles...

I know theres no logic in these thingsThere really, really isn't.:(

Anyhow, hope all goes well.Thank you. I hope so too.

You know, I'm beginning to wonder what the girl at work is doing that makes her so attractive, you're obviously in with the girl at school, and the one at work is being really hostile. I know theres no logic in these things, just wondering if I had missed something. Anyhow, hope all goes well.
Maybe its one of those situations; want whats out of reach? Or.. more accurately.. want whats being difficult.. :p

Maybe its one of those situations; want whats out of reach? Or.. more accurately.. want whats being difficult.. :pMaybe, but I liked her a lot more when she was being nice. Now I wish she would go work somewhere else, but I still want her body, unfortunatly...

Maybe, but I liked her a lot more when she was being nice. Now I wish she would go work somewhere else, but I still want her body, unfortunatly...

You could always try for the friends with benefits relationship.

You could always try for the friends with benefits relationship.But I'm not sure that she wants me at all.:(
She seemed interested until I actually came out and asked her on a date, then she started acting weird. Maybe I scared her off?
In any case, we're working together tonight, so hopefully I'll be able to figure out where she stands.

Cripes...let this bleedin' thread die already. :rolleyes:

Cripes...let this bleedin' thread die already. :rolleyes:

You do realise you don't HAVE to read it, right?

Just trying to save you wasting your time, of course... I usually just skip over random off-topic posts.

But I'm not sure that she wants me at all.:(
She seemed interested until I actually came out and asked her on a date, then she started acting weird. Maybe I scared her off?
In any case, we're working together tonight, so hopefully I'll be able to figure out where she stands.
Well lets hope you can figue that out beause i think that everyone who is accually interested in this thread is very curious...

I want to die.
I had to work with her tonight. For the first four hours, I hardly had to talk to her at all, and I was feeling fine. Then it was just me, her and Mr. Supervisor working together, and they were making after work plans, making me feel all excluded and a wee bit depressed, but it was all good. Then the girl from school came in to see me, and I was sooooo happy. We talked for as long as I could get away with totally ignoring customers, but then she left. It was the kind thing to do, seeing as Mr. Supervisor was getting pissed (though he had no right, seeing how he and Lolita were slacking all night, and I was covering their asses). But then when we were alone, Lo was like, "That's the chick you like from school? I thought you said she was hot".
Ouch.
First off, Risa is hot. She is a hot reservist with a hella hot body. Even if she's not Lola's type (which I'm sure she's not), why would she feel the need to say that?
What an asshole.
I swore off guys during the summer, and it seemed like providence that I found two chicks who I totally liked. But fuck swearing off guys. I'm swearing off people.
I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.

I want to die.
I had to work with her tonight. For the first four hours, I hardly had to talk to her at all, and I was feeling fine. Then it was just me, her and Mr. Supervisor working together, and they were making after work plans, making me feel all excluded and a wee bit depressed, but it was all good. Then the girl from school came in to see me, and I was sooooo happy. We talked for as long as I could get away with totally ignoring customers, but then she left. It was the kind thing to do, seeing as Mr. Supervisor was getting pissed (though he had no right, seeing how he and Lolita were slacking all night, and I was covering their asses). But then when we were alone, Lo was like, "That's the chick you like from school? I thought you said she was hot".
Ouch.
First off, Risa is hot. She is a hot reservist with a hella hot body. Even if she's not Lola's type (which I'm sure she's not), why would she feel the need to say that?
What an asshole.
I swore off guys during the summer, and it seemed like providence that I found two chicks who I totally liked. But fuck swearing off guys. I'm swearing off people.
I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.

Bah fuck people ... thats why I date plants

I want to die.
I had to work with her tonight. For the first four hours, I hardly had to talk to her at all, and I was feeling fine. Then it was just me, her and Mr. Supervisor working together, and they were making after work plans, making me feel all excluded and a wee bit depressed, but it was all good. Then the girl from school came in to see me, and I was sooooo happy. We talked for as long as I could get away with totally ignoring customers, but then she left. It was the kind thing to do, seeing as Mr. Supervisor was getting pissed (though he had no right, seeing how he and Lolita were slacking all night, and I was covering their asses). But then when we were alone, Lo was like, "That's the chick you like from school? I thought you said she was hot".
Ouch.
First off, Risa is hot. She is a hot reservist with a hella hot body. Even if she's not Lola's type (which I'm sure she's not), why would she feel the need to say that?
What an asshole.
I swore off guys during the summer, and it seemed like providence that I found two chicks who I totally liked. But fuck swearing off guys. I'm swearing off people.
I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.

Hey, don't give up on everybody. Just stop lookin' for a while. Thats what I'm doing.

Or date the plants, I guess.

I want to die.
I had to work with her tonight. For the first four hours, I hardly had to talk to her at all, and I was feeling fine. Then it was just me, her and Mr. Supervisor working together, and they were making after work plans, making me feel all excluded and a wee bit depressed, but it was all good. Then the girl from school came in to see me, and I was sooooo happy. We talked for as long as I could get away with totally ignoring customers, but then she left. It was the kind thing to do, seeing as Mr. Supervisor was getting pissed (though he had no right, seeing how he and Lolita were slacking all night, and I was covering their asses). But then when we were alone, Lo was like, "That's the chick you like from school? I thought you said she was hot".
Ouch.
First off, Risa is hot. She is a hot reservist with a hella hot body. Even if she's not Lola's type (which I'm sure she's not), why would she feel the need to say that?
What an asshole.
I swore off guys during the summer, and it seemed like providence that I found two chicks who I totally liked. But fuck swearing off guys. I'm swearing off people.
I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.
OK... now that sucks but i do agree with Megaloria dont give up on people
just yea.. stop looking for a while and sure as hell dont go and jump off a bridge just because Lo is being a bitch..... there is still Risa remember

The thing of it is, they both look like hot guys.

Do you have a thing for germans?

I want to die.
I had to work with her tonight. For the first four hours, I hardly had to talk to her at all, and I was feeling fine. Then it was just me, her and Mr. Supervisor working together, and they were making after work plans, making me feel all excluded and a wee bit depressed, but it was all good. Then the girl from school came in to see me, and I was sooooo happy. We talked for as long as I could get away with totally ignoring customers, but then she left. It was the kind thing to do, seeing as Mr. Supervisor was getting pissed (though he had no right, seeing how he and Lolita were slacking all night, and I was covering their asses). But then when we were alone, Lo was like, "That's the chick you like from school? I thought you said she was hot".
Ouch.
First off, Risa is hot. She is a hot reservist with a hella hot body. Even if she's not Lola's type (which I'm sure she's not), why would she feel the need to say that?
What an asshole.
I swore off guys during the summer, and it seemed like providence that I found two chicks who I totally liked. But fuck swearing off guys. I'm swearing off people.
I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.

Actually... that sounds like jealousy... maybe she is committed to a relationship with you, but it sounds like she doesn't MUCH like the idea of you being with another girl, either.

She sounds like she's way too insecure to really have much of a relationship with... I'd say work on the schoolgirl thing... and HOPE that one day your Lolita gets over herself... and then gets over YOUR self... ;)

Aside from the general shittiness (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9980931&posted=1#post9980931) of my day, my love life is so happy right now. The ladies can't get enough of me.
I dropped by work (as a customer) to get some coffee on my way home from the hospital, but in large part just to say hi, and I saw Lolita, and she looked all happy to see me. Puzzling? Yes. A bad thing? Not so much.
Then tonight, I was on MSN, chatting (I have a great convo starter, and I won't be seeing my friends for a while) and Risa was all over me. I'm a chick magnet. One of the girls from the GSA added me, too.

oxwana says:
thanks for coming to see me last night
i was working all alone w that bitch and the worst supervisor ever
risa says:
awww
oxwana says:
and i thought i was going to go psycho on her ass
shes such a whore
risa says:
aww lol
risa says:
thay looked at my application
i handed it in todsay
oxwana says:
awsome
get a job there
then we could be coworkers
risa says:
cha
put in areally good word for me
oxwana says:
i will
you'll miss the christmas party
its this weekend
risa says:
aww u going
oxwanal says:
hells yes
i want to get drunk
risa says:
awww
what day
oxwana says:
sunday
i should see if its too late to take a guest
risa says:
what ime
oxwana says:
630
so you just know it'll be a kickass party
lol
risa says:
lol
oxwana says:
its half old ppl and half students
risa says:
lol
hey and im off at 4 pm
oxwana says:
awsome
want to go?
risa says:
okAnd that, kids, is how it's done. I have mad skills with the ladies today. I think they like to her about my accident. Maybe I'll show Risa my manly scars later.;)
Risa also asked me if I need anyone to bring me my homework, and told me about her drawings (of naked chicks, naturally). We also made very tentative plans to watch a sexy lesbian love story together ("Better than Chocolate").
I officially un-swear-off people.

You do love attention don’t you?

You do love attention don’t you?


Yet people keep giving this attention whore what she wants. :rolleyes:

Yet people keep giving this attention whore what she wants. :rolleyes:I'm happy, and I'm sharing the love. Leave my thread alone if you don't want to give me any attention.
Begone, fun-sucker.

I'm happy, and I'm sharing the love. Leave my thread alone if you don't want to give me any attention.
Begone, fun-sucker.

Turn it around, and it's sun-fucker!

*runs*

Recently I've become uber attracted to two chicks.
The thing of it is, they both look like hot guys.
I daydream about kissing them and whatever, but I kind of wish that they were guys, because the thought of having sex with either of them isn't very appealing.
So am I a lesbian? I'm still really attracted to guys.
I'm thinking that maybe I'm just so horny that I'm attracted to everyone (going through a self-imposed dry-spell, which is Hell). Or, it could be that I'm so very pissed off at guys that I am willing myself to be a lesbot...:confused:
What do y'all think?

Do you still find guys attractive?
Just because you find 2 females attractive does not mean your a lesbian.
Give it some time and you will figure it out.

Do you still find guys attractive?
Just because you find 2 females attractive does not mean your a lesbian.
Give it some time and you will figure it out.


Yeah, give it enough time and you might wind up deciding that being asexual is the best idea, like I have. :p Relationship's just aren't worth the trouble, yo.

Do you still find guys attractive?
Just because you find 2 females attractive does not mean your a lesbian.
Give it some time and you will figure it out.
:eek: i really thought i had seen the last of questions like these... you know you could just read the thread....you dont even really need to read the whole thing...OR you could read the fifth line down in that post you quoted...

I'm happy, and I'm sharing the love. Leave my thread alone if you don't want to give me any attention.
Begone, fun-sucker.
I agree

:eek: i really thought i had seen the last of questions like these... you know you could just read the thread....you dont even really need to read the whole thing


I agree

I read the whole thing, just did not notice the "I'm still really attracted to guys." part.

Yeah, give it enough time and you might wind up deciding that being asexual is the best idea, like I have. :p Relationship's just aren't worth the trouble, yo.

Canadian, aren't you? :p

Canadian, aren't you? :p

Nope. From the southern USA, actually.
More or less.

I get accused of being Scottish a lot, however.

Aside from the general shittiness (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9980931&posted=1#post9980931) of my day, my love life is so happy right now. The ladies can't get enough of me.
I dropped by work (as a customer) to get some coffee on my way home from the hospital, but in large part just to say hi, and I saw Lolita, and she looked all happy to see me. Puzzling? Yes. A bad thing? Not so much.
Then tonight, I was on MSN, chatting (I have a great convo starter, and I won't be seeing my friends for a while) and Risa was all over me. I'm a chick magnet. One of the girls from the GSA added me, too.

And that, kids, is how it's done. I have mad skills with the ladies today. I think they like to her about my accident. Maybe I'll show Risa my manly scars later.;)
Risa also asked me if I need anyone to bring me my homework, and told me about her drawings (of naked chicks, naturally). We also made very tentative plans to watch a sexy lesbian love story together ("Better than Chocolate").
I officially un-swear-off people.

Sounds like Oxwana is back on form...well, good luck, anyway... although it doesn't sound like you're needing it, right now. :)

I'm screwed, aren't I?
Well if you are do the decent thing...record it;)

Yeah, give it enough time and you might wind up deciding that being asexual is the best idea, like I have. :p Relationship's just aren't worth the trouble, yo.

Somebody needs a hooker...

Somebody needs a hooker...

Not really.
After all, I have better things to do with my time.

Not really.
After all, I have better things to do with my time.Better than sex?
You lie!

:eek:

I leave for a month and people start turning lesbo!

:eek:

I leave for a month and people start turning lesbo!I highly recommend it.
All the cool kids are doing it.:p

Just spent the last god knows how long reading through this entire thread (well, skipping over some of the random irrelevant shite anyway).

Oxwana, I hope that you get thingd sorted out, and that your date with 'Risa' at the party goes well :) If you've aranged to watch a film like that with her, it sounds pretty much as if you wont be doing much watching of the film ;)

As far as Lolita is concerned, it sounds like she's being one hell of a bitch, and I'd say that you deserve better than her. However, it also sounds as though you are still quite attracted to her. Will she be at the christmas party too? If so, maybe you could make sure she gets drunk too, and then tell her exactly how you feel - that you basically want her body.

Other than that, I'm not sure what I can say. I've had one 'bisexual' and one 'bicurious' girlfriend (I'm a bloke), but my experiences with girls always tend to go tits up (no pun intended).

As an aside, I cant find the pics thread (and have looked thru most of the site). Any other way of seeing ur pic?

Hear hear! These sex-themed threads require more pics.

Might I also add that if there are any others who wish to discuss their forays into lesbianism, my office is open.

Hear hear! These sex-themed threads require more pics.

Might I also add that if there are any others who wish to discuss their forays into lesbianism, my office is open.

I was refering to the pic of Oxwana that she said was on the forums rather than anything sexual in nature...

tho that would be nice too ;)



Is waiting to hear if anything else has happened...

Turn it around, and it's sun-fucker!

*runs*

You can't use that term. That's going to be my title when I conquer the universeand become Emperor. On a related note, Oxwana, if things don't pan out, feel free to join me as Empress of the Universe.

In response to this poster:Oh and Oxwana you should focus on men again. If not for any other reason then that we are much simpler to understand and I don't think what you did merits your removal from the gene pool. Let natural selection decide if you get removed or not.On this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9989122&posted=1#post9989122)

It's not exactly a conscious choice that I made. I have two crazy crazy girl crushes just now, and not a single boy crush. Not only that, but I've never crushed on a guy this hard before. I think in large part it has to do with the fact that I'm not attracted to guys my age, so I've never had a crush on a guy I spent so much time with. These past few months, I've had zero social life, so work and school is basically it for me. And there just happen to be a gorgeous woman who I see daily at work, and one at school.
This is my last year of high school, so I guess it’s about time that I have a schoolgirl crush or two.

In response to this poster:On this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9989122&posted=1#post9989122)

Man, that's some crazy circular posting, the links go to each other, I'm just going round and round. Its like that revolving door nightmare that everyone has... you do have that, right?

Man, that's some crazy circular posting, the links go to each other, I'm just going round and round. Its like that revolving door nightmare that everyone has... you do have that, right?So, no advice or even a comment on my situation? :(

Hey, Oxwana! I've been keeping up-to-date on this thread, and figured it was time to chime in for a bit again. In my opinon...

Lolita is playing so many games with you. She's off and on. Flirting and making you jealous. Nice and a bitch. You deserve better than that! It seems as if either she likes messing with your head for fun, or she's terribly insecure. And if she's that insecure with herself, I doubt she can give you what you're looking for anyway without it blowing up in both your faces.

Riza seems as if she genuinely cares about you. She hasn't been playing any significant games, and, as you said, she's hot. You can keep the door ajar for Lolita in the hope that she'll change her mind, but if I were you I'd go for the girl who sincerely likes you. Not only will it be so much easier on you both, but it makes the physical things much more fun. ;) (I'm not sure... are you looking for just a few hookups or an actual relationship?) I don't know terribly much about random hookups, fortunately or unfortunately, but I am in a commited relationship with a girl, and it makes fooling around a lot more meaningful. Only if that's what you're looking for though, I suppose.

In response to this poster:On this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9989122&posted=1#post9989122)

It's not exactly a conscious choice that I made. I have two crazy crazy girl crushes just now, and not a single boy crush. Not only that, but I've never crushed on a guy this hard before. I think in large part it has to do with the fact that I'm not attracted to guys my age, so I've never had a crush on a guy I spent so much time with. These past few months, I've had zero social life, so work and school is basically it for me. And there just happen to be a gorgeous woman who I see daily at work, and one at school.
This is my last year of high school, so I guess it’s about time that I have a schoolgirl crush or two.

in my honest opinion i don't think that makes you a lesbian. i suppose you are a confused teen- quite a significant amount of people, especially women, have at some point in their lives had a feeling similar to yours. i'd say you are bisexual...... but then again, i think everyone's bi(i'm sure fred phelps has a little bit in him too, you know what they say about really homophobic people......)

Hey, Oxwana! I've been keeping up-to-date on this thread, and figured it was time to chime in for a bit again. In my opinon...

Lolita is playing so many games with you. She's off and on. Flirting and making you jealous. Nice and a bitch. You deserve better than that! It seems as if either she likes messing with your head for fun, or she's terribly insecure. And if she's that insecure with herself, I doubt she can give you what you're looking for anyway without it blowing up in both your faces.I think that I'm going to try to stay on friendly terms with her, but avoid doing anything else with her unless she gets that other job and isn't my co-worker anymore, just in case things do go bad.

Riza seems as if she genuinely cares about you. She hasn't been playing any significant games, and, as you said, she's hot.I'm worried about her. I'm not actually looking for a relationship. I like her as a friend, and wanted to mess around with her a little, but now I think that she might like me.... And I really, really don't want to hurt her feelings. I know her, and see her every day, and we have tons of friends in common. I'm not sure if it's safe to date her.:(
I think that I might have to avoid her, because I like her a lot, and that's dangerous.


You can keep the door ajar for Lolita in the hope that she'll change her mind, but if I were you I'd go for the girl who sincerely likes you. Not only will it be so much easier on you both, but it makes the physical things much more fun. ;) (I'm not sure... are you looking for just a few hookups or an actual relationship?) I don't know terribly much about random hookups, fortunately or unfortunately, but I am in a commited relationship with a girl, and it makes fooling around a lot more meaningful. Only if that's what you're looking for though, I suppose.I don't feel the same way about relationships as most people do. I think that I'm just not the relationship type of girl.
I was smart, and avoided serious dating for over three years before I had my first relationship at 17. It was bad. It almost killed me. It was a mistake that I don't care to repeat. I just like to mess around, but as a mutual friend said when I asked her about Risa, "You can't do that to girls".
Oh well.

I think that I'm going to try to stay on friendly terms with her, but avoid doing anything else with her unless she gets that other job and isn't my co-worker anymore, just in case things do go bad.

probably the best thing to do in this situation :)

ref Risa...I'm worried about her. I'm not actually looking for a relationship. I like her as a friend, and wanted to mess around with her a little, but now I think that she might like me.... And I really, really don't want to hurt her feelings. I know her, and see her every day, and we have tons of friends in common. I'm not sure if it's safe to date her.:(
I think that I might have to avoid her, because I like her a lot, and that's dangerous.

I wouldn't say to avoid her, you'll only cause yourself more anguish. Just take things as they come, and dont try to stop anything from happening if it feels right.
Maybe talk to her about it.
Or perhaps when you take her to the christmas party (assuming you managed to get her a space) then get her drunk and kiss her (if ur lucky maybe more ;)), then u can blame it on being drunk if she takes it the wrong way? (possibly not the best idea tho).

Just my thoughts. Hope your ankle's ok too :)

Recently I've become uber attracted to two chicks.
The thing of it is, they both look like hot guys.
I daydream about kissing them and whatever, but I kind of wish that they were guys, because the thought of having sex with either of them isn't very appealing.
So am I a lesbian? I'm still really attracted to guys.
I'm thinking that maybe I'm just so horny that I'm attracted to everyone (going through a self-imposed dry-spell, which is Hell). Or, it could be that I'm so very pissed off at guys that I am willing myself to be a lesbot...:confused:
What do y'all think?
Ahem...how about you get those two chicks....and yourself...and I can help all 3 of you work something out...none of you have to have sex with each other...but there will be sex involved...

;)

Ahem...how about you get those two chicks....and yourself...and I can help all 3 of you work something out...none of you have to have sex with each other...but there will be sex involved...

;)

Wanksta, this is not the kind of comment that is gonna help the poor girl!

Please either leave constructive comments, or none at all!

It's not the comment that's meant to be helpful. I think we really could figure out which of them were lesbo or bi or not...

It's not the comment that's meant to be helpful. I think we really could figure out which of them were lesbo or bi or not...

maybe so, but not in a way that will be conducive to the outcomes that she desires.

maybe so, but not in a way that will be conducive to the outcomes that she desires.
I'm more concerned with outcomes I desire though, to be perfectly honest...

http://www.plasticnipple.com/images/forums/attention_whore_beach.jpg

I'm more concerned with outcomes I desire though, to be perfectly honest...

Well go create your own thread then, this thread is about helping Oxwana solve her issues, not you solve yours.

Oh Lord, is this thread still active? Let it die. Please.

Oh Lord, is this thread still active? Let it die. Please.
Of all the cheek!!
no, we will not let it die

WE LOVE OXWANA

http://www.plasticnipple.com/images/forums/attention_whore_beach.jpg

You're insulting someone with your very first post, and you're calling someone ELSE an attention whore?

Heal thyself thou foul abomination.

Geez, you thought THAT would be a first good post? You've lurked on NS for a month, and that's the best first post you could come up with? A tired internet bromide?

We now return you to the topic at hand: Lesbianism and the young women that experiment with it.

Oh Lord, is this thread still active? Let it die. Please.
Yeppers.

So, no advice or even a comment on my situation? :(


You're right, I'm sorry. Actually, I can sympathise(sp?) with Lolita playing games, its happened a few times to me. I reckon just go with what you were thinking originally, wait to see if she gets the other job, and if she does then just go for it, you havnt got much to lose really. As for your school friend, thats dangerous territory. I'd just play it out and see what happens, caution is my advice.

I'm more concerned with outcomes I desire though, to be perfectly honest...
Once again...post constructively or dont post at all... now piss off will ya?
and good luck Ox hope all goes well!

Better than sex?
You lie!


I do not.
I didn't say it was better for everyone, after all.
Just me.

;p

I highly recommend it.
All the cool kids are doing it.:p

Now I wanna be a transexual just so I can become a lesbian

Ahem...how about you get those two chicks....and yourself...and I can help all 3 of you work something out...none of you have to have sex with each other...but there will be sex involved...

;)

The funny thing is... if stereotypes are to be believed... the SORT of people who start randomly propositioning groups of people, over the internet, are going to be basement dwelling virgins... which, let's face it, have never had to satisfy anyone except their own hands... much less an actual, real-life partner.

It is of added humour that the average male singularly FAILS to satisfy even ONE woman, yet they entertain such inflated visions of their prowess, that they somehow imagine they could 'entertain' multiple partners...

Oh Lord, is this thread still active? Let it die. Please.

What is it about the word "Lesbo", that pricks the conscience of some so, that they are FORCED to enter the thread and read through.. and then post some acidic complaint to cover their appetite for vicarious titillations?

in my honest opinion i don't think that makes you a lesbian. i suppose you are a confused teen- quite a significant amount of people, especially women, have at some point in their lives had a feeling similar to yours. i'd say you are bisexual...... but then again, i think everyone's bi(i'm sure fred phelps has a little bit in him too, you know what they say about really homophobic people......)

Hm, I still don't believe that. I've never really had a homosexual thought before. But maybe you are right, maybe I'm just really far down on the scale. I'm also one of the least homophobic guys I know, so maybe what they say about really homophobic people is true.

Oh, this thread is really popular. Unfortunately it seems like more of you are just interested in this because you want to satisfy your fantasies of lesbians instead of helping the girl. I haven't read all the responses but I'll respond to some things Oxwana said earlier.

I really don't think relationships that are just about fooling around are healthy. It seems they often lead to emotional attachment and problems even when started with the intention of not getting emotionally involved. I don't speak from personal experience, only from what I've witnessed. I personally just avoid relationships unless I feel like something serious. Though when I'm not ready for a serious relationship I often will strike up a friendship instead, which would explain why I have a dissproportionate number of female to male friends.

Oh and the thing about only likeing older guys. That's very normal. A lot of girls absolutely require the guy be older then them and I find it to be really rare they are willing to date someone younger (not saying it doesn't happen).

I wouldn't say to avoid her, you'll only cause yourself more anguish. Just take things as they come, and dont try to stop anything from happening if it feels right.
Maybe talk to her about it.Ack!:eek:
Awkward conversation, anyone? I'm usually really good about talking about this sort of thing, but I don't think I have the guts to do it with someone I know I'll have to see the next day...


Or perhaps when you take her to the christmas party (assuming you managed to get her a space) then get her drunk and kiss her (if ur lucky maybe more ;)), then u can blame it on being drunk if she takes it the wrong way? (possibly not the best idea tho).Nogo. It was too late to sign up to take a guest.:(
I'll have to ask her out on another date... But I've never really done the dating thing with guys, let alone girls, so I have no idea what we'd do...


Just my thoughts. Hope your ankle's ok too :)Thanx.:)

Of all the cheek!!
no, we will not let it die

WE LOVE OXWANAyay
You guys really know how to make a cripple's day.:p
I appreciate all the support I've been getting from this thread.

I still love you!

<3

yea, lol, it may just be a strange phase.

Well, good luck with Risa. Seems to me that Lolita's just giving you problems that you don't want. Regarding the Dreams you keep having about Lolita, you won't be having those dreams if you and Risa make some dreams of your own.

Edit; that was not intended to be suggestive in a hoary, perverted sense -- more of a tongue-in-cheek saucy advice sense.

I've had my share of relationship problems too, and I wish you the best of luck with your dream women.:fluffle:

You're right, I'm sorry. Actually, I can sympathise(sp?) with Lolita playing games, its happened a few times to me. I reckon just go with what you were thinking originally, wait to see if she gets the other job, and if she does then just go for it, you havnt got much to lose really. As for your school friend, thats dangerous territory. I'd just play it out and see what happens, caution is my advice.I'm trying to be cautious... But I'm a very impatient person. I want her, and I want her now!
Maybe the broken ankle thing is some God-enforced reflection time... I probably won't be seeing her until Thursday, so I have some time to think on it.
"Be cautious" is always good advice. I'll try to keep it in mind, and not lose my head over this.
Thanx.:)

Hm, I still don't believe that. I've never really had a homosexual thought before. But maybe you are right, maybe I'm just really far down on the scale. I'm also one of the least homophobic guys I know, so maybe what they say about really homophobic people is true.Although I didn't know it at the time, I was one of the only girls I know who had not watched (and enjoyed) lesbian porn. All these chicks who I've known for forever keep confessing that they are sometimes attracted to chicks to me.
I had zero attraction to chicks. I was as straight as they get. And I, like you was not at all homophobic. I've been a member of the GSA at my school for four years now. I have spoken to classes of student teachers at the local university about gay youth in our schools...
I'm not saying that you're gay, or bi. I really don't know how anyone else feels, but the way I've been feeling lately makes it hard for me to believe that humans beings are not all capable of same-sex attraction. It feels so natural.
You sound like me, six months ago. Maybe it happens to all of us eventually, and only those of us who are open-minded about it can accept it. I used to think that people who claimed that we are all a little bisexual were loonies (no offense to all the loonies out there :p ). But maybe it's true. Maybe we're all a little bit bisexual.
I hope that if it happns to you, you'll accept it. Because bisexual guys are hot.;)

I really don't think relationships that are just about fooling around are healthy. It seems they often lead to emotional attachment and problems even when started with the intention of not getting emotionally involved. I don't speak from personal experience, only from what I've witnessed. I personally just avoid relationships unless I feel like something serious. Though when I'm not ready for a serious relationship I often will strike up a friendship instead, which would explain why I have a dissproportionate number of female to male friends.I've never had a relationship that was all about fooling around before. I've just always avoided the whole "relationship" part of the equation entirely. But I've never been this attracted to a friend before. I want her in a lot of ways, and I know that all of them at once usually makes a relationship... Can't I just be her friend, and date her, and mess around with her without being her girlfriend, or committing at all?

Yeah, I didn't think so...

Oh and the thing about only likeing older guys. That's very normal. A lot of girls absolutely require the guy be older then them and I find it to be really rare they are willing to date someone younger (not saying it doesn't happen).It's not about the age ratio thing. it's about the fact that I'm 17. Guys younger than me are boys.
When I was 14, 18 was the minimum age requirement, and that hasn't changed at all in the past three or four years. You had better believe that I'll be a MILF in 20 years.:D

Why are you so terrified of being committed in a relationship?

Why are you so terrified of being committed in a relationship?I never felt the desire or saw the need to be in a relationship. I'm not the relationship kind of girl, and I know that.
Fear has nothing to do with it.

I never felt the desire or saw the need to be in a relationship. I'm not the relationship kind of girl, and I know that.
Fear has nothing to do with it.
Well the way you said it at first made it seem kinda like you were afriad of it. I may be a bit more of a relationship person myself but yea i know how you mean.

There are girls who aren't looking for relationships, though I don't know about Risa being one of them. If that's what you're looking for, try finding a girl who's on the same page. I don't know how easy or hard that would be though.

There are girls who aren't looking for relationships, though I don't know about Risa being one of them. If that's what you're looking for, try finding a girl who's on the same page. I don't know how easy or hard that would be though.Hard. I've never been looking for other chicks, but I'm still the only woman I know who isn't looking for a relationship. Other women I know have claimed to not want a relationship, but secretly confided that they really are "looking for love" or some bs like that. Risa's best friend seemed to think that she wanted more.

I never felt the desire or saw the need to be in a relationship. I'm not the relationship kind of girl, and I know that.
Fear has nothing to do with it.

Sounds like you're more afraid of the label "relationship" than actually spending time with a person and enjoying it.

I mean, no one ever says, "I'm not a friendship type of person."

A relationship isn't much more than friendship plus sex.

Of course, that view, to the young, isn't cool. Relationships have to be shrouded in tradition and angst Relationships are for squares.

Crapola. If you enjoy someone and are attracted to them, then just freaking hang out with them and get your groove on. Treat them like a friend. Treat them like a lover. Don't worry about the term "relationship."

Honey, everyone but sociopaths are relationship-type people. Relationships fail to work out all the time, but that;s not reason not to enjoy them while they last.

Relationships are no big deal. It's really just two people not being dicks to each other.

44 fucking pages? Honey I'm sympathetic, but this is getting rediculous!

44 fucking pages? Honey I'm sympathetic, but this is getting rediculous!

Go back to whinning about people smoking your pot you bacardi drinking lightweight.:rolleyes:

44 fucking pages? Honey I'm sympathetic, but this is getting rediculous!Only 22 pages if you read the forums in 30 post per page format...
But seriously, 2/3 of the posts are spam and crap. These posts, for example, shouldn't count. If there were a way to clean up the thread and make it shorter, I would. This thread is still helping me out a lot, and now I'm stuck at home for a month... It might still be around for a while, who knows. I suggest you ignore it if it bothers you.

I suggest you ignore it if it bothers you.
That's not my way...

And if you have 40 posts per page (like me), it's only 17 pages. Besides...


We <3 Oxwana! :D

And if you have 40 posts per page (like me), it's only 17 pages. Besides...


We <3 Oxwana! :D
We Short Dick Oxwana...?

That's for using stupid little dohickies

We Short Dick Oxwana...?

Freudian slip about yourself Rot?

Go back to whinning about people smoking your pot you bacardi drinking lightweight.:rolleyes::eek:
Ah Burn!

Please, can we get back to teenage lesbians? Where are your priorities, people?

That's not my way...We all know that by now, but thanks for the reminder.:p

Freudian slip about yourself Rot?
I'm not the one adding little penises to their posts...

:eek:
Ah Burn!
Ah, no

I'm not the one adding little penises to their posts...

Hmm thats funny because I see a heart. I guess you and I have different things on the brain Rot. :rolleyes:

Please, can we get back to teenage lesbians? Where are your priorities, people?
Sorry, some of us aren't paedophiles...


I kid because I love...!

Hmm thats funny because I see a heart. I guess you and I have different things on the brain Rot. :rolleyes:
Small dicks? When I read your posts, yeah.

Hey Oxwana, you 18 yet?

Sorry, some of us aren't paedophiles...


I kid because I love...!I assumed that he was referring to the 14-19 year old teenagers, not the wee ones.
Hardly paedophilia.

Hey Oxwana, you 18 yet?In just less than a month...
I can't wait. I want to visit the States wearing a shirt that says "Barely Legal".
I have, of course, been "legal" here for almost 4 years...;)

Small dicks? When I read your posts, yeah.

Hmm Rotovia is insulting my dick size. Thats like George Costanza insulting Ron Jeremy.

Hmm Rotovia is insulting my dick size. Thats like George Costanza insulting Ron Jeremy.
I barely remember Jason Alezander, but Ron Jeremy... who the fuck? I presume your penis envy has you confused.

I barely remember Jason Alezander, but Ron Jeremy... who the fuck? I presume your penis envy has you confused.

Oh come on you don't know who Ron Jeremy is....and here I thought you were one of the dirtiest posters on this forum. For shame rot for shame.

In just less than a month...
I can't wait. I want to visit the States wearing a shirt that says "Barely Legal".
I have, of course, been "legal" here for almost 4 years...;)


And I'll still be old enough to be your father.

I was just looking at the poll results...
Why do so many people (224) think I'm confused?
I'm less confused than I was when I started this thread, right?
Why hasn't Rotovia voted yet?
Why does this entire post sound confused?
Could it possibly be all the questions?

169 people think I'm a horny straight chick. tee hee.

I was just looking at the poll results...
Why do so many people (224) think I'm confused?
I'm less confused than I was when I started this thread, right?
Why hasn't Rotovia voted yet?
Why does this entire post sound confused?
Could it possibly be all the questions?

169 people think I'm a horny straight chick. tee hee.
They voted on your origional post which indeed seemed confused a bit
You may not be now
But they dont read the entire thread they read your post on what to vote for

I barely remember Jason Alezander, but Ron Jeremy... who the fuck? I presume your penis envy has you confused.:eek:
Heathen!
How can you not know who Ron Jeremy is???
9 3/4"
Enough said.
People say he's ugly, but he's not so bad. Aside from that, he's on my list of people who I have to bang before I die.
9 3/4!
He's my hero. I wanted to get a custom nametag at work that said Ron Jeremy, but they wouldn't let me have it... I'm still considering Ronny.

And I'll still be old enough to be your father.

Whereas I'm merely old enough to be her creepy uncle.

And I'll still be old enough to be your father.But you're not my father.
I'm old enough to have sex, as are you. That's all that matters.

Whereas I'm merely old enough to be her creepy uncle.I'm old enough to be your stepmother.:eek:
This game is fun.

But you're not my father.
I'm old enough to have sex, as are you. That's all that matters.


Hmm... and you say you're of legal age there? :D

I'm old enough to be your stepmother.:eek:
This game is fun.

This is sounding more and more like a porno.

[ding dong]

Ah, the pizza is here!

[watered-down funky bass and sax beings playing in the background.]

Hmm... and you say you're of legal age there? :DThe age of consent is 14 in Canada and Hawaii, and it's less than 18 in a surprising number of US states. The government doesn't want you to know, all the more reason to go to Georgia and find a hot 16 year old (like you needed a reason).:D

The age of consent is 14 in Canada and Hawaii, and it's less than 18 in a surprising number of US states. The government doesn't want you to know, all the more reason to go to Georgia and find a hot 16 year old (like you needed a reason).:D


Yeah, but if internet porn sites are to be believed, Canadian chicks are hot. Besides, I'm only 2 hours from the border.

This is sounding more and more like a porno.

[ding dong]

Ah, the pizza is here!

[watered-down funky bass and sax beings playing in the background.]Can Ron Jeremy be there too?
And Risa (but she's all mine)? I don't know how they could be worked into the plot... But who needs a plot when the sex is real, and the people are hot?;)

Yeah, but if internet porn sites are to be believed, Canadian chicks are hot. Besides, I'm only 2 hours from the border.Yeah, true. I hear that hot chicks are at a premium down in the South (no offense).
Come here in a month and we can party in Quebec. I will be cast-free, 18, and legal to drink there. :D

Edit: Porn sites are not to be believed, btw. But Canadian chicks are hot.

Can Ron Jeremy be there too?
And Risa (but she's all mine)? I don't know how they could be worked into the plot... But who needs a plot when the sex is real, and the people are hot?;)


Of course, dear. I wouldn't move in on your lady love. ...Can I watch?

Yeah, true. I hear that hot chicks are at a premium down in the South (no offense).
Come here in a month and we can party in Quebec. I will be cast-free, 18, and legal to drink there. :D

Edit: Porn sites are not to be believed, btw. But Canadian chicks are hot.


It's a date. Bangor's a straight shot to the border. And in my experience, all chicks are at a premium. My standards are down to "female with a pulse" :D

Of course, dear. I wouldn't move in on your lady love. ...Can I watch?Hells yes.
Having an audience is hot.

Can Ron Jeremy be there too?
And Risa (but she's all mine)? I don't know how they could be worked into the plot... But who needs a plot when the sex is real, and the people are hot?;)

We'll get Ron to direct. Man boobs make me nervous.

Only 22 pages if you read the forums in 30 post per page format...
But seriously, 2/3 of the posts are spam and crap. These posts, for example, shouldn't count. If there were a way to clean up the thread and make it shorter, I would. This thread is still helping me out a lot, and now I'm stuck at home for a month... It might still be around for a while, who knows. I suggest you ignore it if it bothers you.
Dont be silly, it is a Badge of Honour.

if things keep going this way we are going to have a full blown porno :eek: and it doesnt look like it will take very long either...... but then again i wouldnt really mind that happening...

I was just looking at the poll results...
Why do so many people (224) think I'm confused?
I'm less confused than I was when I started this thread, right?
Why hasn't Rotovia voted yet?
Why does this entire post sound confused?
Could it possibly be all the questions?

169 people think I'm a horny straight chick. tee hee.
I did.

I did.I just saw your name in "horny straight chick".
Did I just miss it before? When did you vote? Why don't you recognize the authenticity of my lesbian love?

I think I voted for multiple things. Oops.

Any new things happen with Lolita or Risa?

I think I voted for multiple things. Oops.

Any new things happen with Lolita or Risa?I have no way of knowing.... I'm still stuck at home due to my general gimpiness. Also, through a work of pure genius, I managed to miss the office x-mas party.:(
So I don't even know if Lolita's still my coworker, but I have my fingers crossed that Risa will get hired (and considering how desperate they are to get me working again, I think they'll be doing some hiring again soon).

And it's cool that you voted for more than one option. Some of the choices weren't mutually exclusive, so I made the poll multiple choice.

I just saw your name in "horny straight chick".
Did I just miss it before? When did you vote? Why don't you recognize the authenticity of my lesbian love?
Not so long after you created it.

Because, you sounded horny and straight...?

Oh come on you don't know who Ron Jeremy is....and here I thought you were one of the dirtiest posters on this forum. For shame rot for shame.
Is he the ugly pornstar guy...? Because if so your post was comedy bronze!

Not so long after you created it.

Because, you sounded horny and straight...?Fair enough.

Would you change your vote if you voted again today?

Fair enough.

Would you change your vote if you voted again today?
No, because I secretly hope you're straight so we can get married and have a whole horde of bastard children...;)

No, because I secretly hope you're straight so we can get married and have a whole horde of bastard children...;)If we were married, that would preclude the possibility of said horde of children being bastards. So for that reason (and that reason only), let's skip the marriage thing...:p
Seriously though, would you?

HEY NOW

I thought I had first dibs on bastard children!

Let's put this damn thread to sleep already. It's been around for what, 3 weeks???

HEY NOW

I thought I had first dibs on bastard children!You do. How will Rotovia know if some of "his" bastard children aren't really his?;)

You do. How will Rotovia know if some of "his" bastard children aren't really his?;)

Shush and meet me in that darkened room we use in five minutes.

You do. How will Rotovia know if some of "his" bastard children aren't really his?;)

I bet one or three of them are mine.

If we were married, that would preclude the possibility of said horde of children being bastards. So for that reason (and that reason only), let's skip the marriage thing...:p
Seriously though, would you?
I can't trust you enough to bag a sexy girly... so that's a no. ;)

I can't trust you enough to bag a sexy girly... so that's a no. ;)So you won't consider me to be a lesbian until I get a hot chick into the sack? Not fair.
Besides, it's only a matter of time...

Shush and meet me in that darkened room we use in five minutes.Sure.
Can Megaloria come too?

HEY NOW

I thought I had first dibs on bastard children!



You got promised children? All I got was an offer for a night of sin and debauchery in Quebec. Of course I suppose such a night could result in bastard children.

Sure.
Can Megaloria come too?

My reputation preceeds me.

So you won't consider me to be a lesbian until I get a hot chick into the sack? Not fair.
Besides, it's only a matter of time...


Nope. Until then you're officially just "bi-curious".

So you won't consider me to be a lesbian until I get a hot chick into the sack? Not fair.
Besides, it's only a matter of time...

Shit, I'll marry you and you can do all the girls you want.

As long as this applies to me as well. :D

(Also, you're never on any messaging dealies. :()

Nope. Until then you're officially just "bi-curious".Don't make me revoke my offer of crazy partying and possible bastard children.:p
Seriously, though, I hate that label. Were you "hetero-curious" until you lost it?

Sure.
Can Megaloria come too?

Only if I get first dibs on hole. ;D

Only if I get first dibs on hole. ;D

As long as it's not one of mine, buddy.

So you won't consider me to be a lesbian until I get a hot chick into the sack? Not fair.
Besides, it's only a matter of time...
Those are my rules. I'll tell you what I told god, "Until you set that bush alight, you ain't no lesbo!"

As long as it's not one of mine, buddy.

Not any of yours. Ick.

Not any of yours. Ick.

Just checking. You can't be too careful with the internets.

Maybe it it totally natural to be attracted to members of both sexes. I sure hope so, cuz there are some hot men and women out there. Isn't it possible that we are simply attracted to attractive people? Gotta have an open mind...

Maybe it it totally natural to be attracted to members of both sexes. I sure hope so, cuz there are some hot men and women out there. Isn't it possible that we are simply attracted to attractive people? Gotta have an open mind...
Maybe, then again maybe we shouldn't repeat a post already flogged to death... Welcome to Ns!

Don't make me revoke my offer of crazy partying and possible bastard children.:p
Seriously, though, I hate that label. Were you "hetero-curious" until you lost it?


Valid point. I'll be good. :)

Maybe, then again maybe we shouldn't repeat a post already flogged to death... Welcome to Ns!Be nice!

So you Gay yet?

Maybe it it totally natural to be attracted to members of both sexes. I sure hope so, cuz there are some hot men and women out there. Isn't it possible that we are simply attracted to attractive people? Gotta have an open mind...Maybe, but I'm not attracted to all the hot people I know. As I have reassured many of my female friends (:rolleyes:), no, I'm not attracted to them, and no, that doesn't mean I think they're ugly (or even uglier than the girls I like). I can tell when a woman is beautiful, but that doesn't mean I want her... Angelina is hot, but I have no desire what-so-ever to tap that...
I really don't know why I like these two girls, and these two girls only.

Be nice!
You know me better then that...

holy shit 49 pages....


I like lesbians and bisexuals my gf is bi life is good...;)

holy shit 49 pages....


I like lesbians and bisexuals my gf is bi life is good...;)


I've dated 2 bisexual women in my life. They ended up dating each other. :headbang:

I've dated 2 bisexual women in my life. They ended up dating each other. :headbang:

I've dated 2 bisexual girls too, one after the other. They didnt meet tho :( Could have been fun :)

In fact, nothing came of them being bi while I was with them :( Ah well, there's time yet...

"Until you set that bush alight, you ain't no lesbo!"

I like it, I'm going to have to remember that one :)

I really don't know why I like these two girls, and these two girls only.

And there was me thinking you thought the doctor at the hospital was nice too....

Oh, and why dont you invite Risa up to your house after school in the next couple of days... say you miss chattin to her or something? or wanna catch up on the gossip at school?

And there was me thinking you thought the doctor at the hospital was nice too....She was a pleasant distraction. She looked a little too fem for my taste, though.

Oh, and why dont you invite Risa up to your house after school in the next couple of days... say you miss chattin to her or something? or wanna catch up on the gossip at school?My mum is home all day... No lesbian action for me.:(

She was a pleasant distraction. She looked a little too fem for my taste, though.

My mum is home all day... No lesbian action for me.:(

Quiet lesbian action?

I guess it doesn't count as sex if nobody screams....

Those are my rules. I'll tell you what I told god, "Until you set that bush alight, you ain't no lesbo!"So you weren't straight until you lost it? That's ridiculous.

Well, bi is always a possiblity. Although in all honesty if it's a more recent thing and it's mostly because a couple of guys have screwed you over, you may just be looking for other options of the non-male variety.

you just need to find the right guy. then, all the confusion and frustration will end and you'll see things with clarity.

Quiet lesbian action?

I guess it doesn't count as sex if nobody screams....Yeah...
I've never done the lesbian sex thing before, but I'll assume that it's much like straight sex.
Roommates complain about me all the time. Roommates who live more than a floor away. I try to be quiet, but... Yeah. I'd get busted, no question.

To both Carnivorous Lickers and Yuujou:
When I first posted, I was very surprised by my attraction to these two women, and I tried to rationalize my new feelings. My man-hatred was one of the possible causes that I considered. I'm pretty much over that now, and I still like these girls, even more than I did before. I have accepted the possibility that I might like guys and girls. I will of course, have to test drive a woman to see for sure.;)

Yuujou, I think it's cool that you used your first post to post in my thread. Welcome to NS General!

To both Carnivorous Lickers and Yuujou:
When I first posted, I was very surprised by my attraction to these two women, and I tried to rationalize my new feelings. My man-hatred was one of the possible causes that I considered. I'm pretty much over that now, and I still like these girls, even more than I did before. I have accepted the possibility that I might like guys and girls. I will of course, have to test drive a woman to see for sure.;)

Yuujou, I think it's cool that you used your first post to post in my thread. Welcome to NS General!

Oxwana- I hope you didnt hate ALL men. I think you'd consider any time you had with me well spent.

So you weren't straight until you lost it? That's ridiculous.


Don't listen to him, sweetie. He's just beating his chest. We like that you're bi. We have no lives of our own, so this makes it much more interesting to live vicariously though you. :D

Oxwana- I hope you didnt hate ALL men. I think you'd consider any time you had with me well spent.

It's scary that the mere mention of bisexuality or lesbianism is enough to seemingly send some people into a desperate frenzy to prove that they can somehow 'convert' lesbians....

It's scary that the mere mention of bisexuality or lesbianism is enough to seemingly send some people into a desperate frenzy to prove that they can somehow 'convert' lesbians....


Maybe you can only read what you want to think?

Where did I say anything about converting lesbians? In a desperate frenzy to prove something? Did I mention my prowess at some point?

No, my friend, I was merely hoping she didnt hate ALL men, myself being a member of that group.

Oxwana- I hope you didnt hate ALL men. I think you'd consider any time you had with me well spent.
It's funny how many people say that online.

It could well be this sort of selfish pride that negates her opinion of us men. Guys thinking about themselves all the time. Either we're loud and vain or quiet and introverted.

But you will get the odd "silent knight", who will devote themselves to you and fight emotional, mental, spiritual and physical battles with or for you for no reason other than sheer adoration. Granted, most of them are Christians, which means no sex for you. It's a personality archetype that goes generally unseen by a society that condemns misbehaviour but rewards not humility and empathy; the remnants of a dying age of chivalry.

Anyway, good luck either way. If you do decide to "test drive" (not a particularly nice term, but anyway) your young ladyfriends, have fun! Not treating it as a serious study is more likely to provide you with a full and balanced analysis afterwards.

It's funny how many people say that online.

It could well be this sort of selfish pride that negates her opinion of us men. Guys thinking about themselves all the time. Either we're loud and vain or quiet and introverted.

But you will get the odd "silent knight", who will devote themselves to you and fight emotional, mental, spiritual and physical battles with or for you for no reason other than sheer adoration. Granted, most of them are Christians, which means no sex for you. It's a personality archetype that goes generally unseen by a society that condemns misbehaviour but rewards not humility and empathy; the remnants of a dying age of chivalry.

Anyway, good luck either way. If you do decide to "test drive" (not a particularly nice term, but anyway) your young ladyfriends, have fun! Not treating it as a serious study is more likely to provide you with a full and balanced analysis afterwards.

Wow-two pompous malcontents in one page. Somehow holding knowledge that I cant be a worthwhile person because I have some confidence in myself.

Wow-two pompous malcontents in one page. Somehow holding knowledge that I cant be a worthwhile person because I have some confidence in myself. Knights are supposed to have confidence in themselves, though. Don your armour and grow your hair.

Wow-two pompous malcontents in one page. Somehow holding knowledge that I cant be a worthwhile person because I have some confidence in myself.
Confidence? Have all the confidence you want. What I am repulsed by is self-worshipping arrogance, which your statement leaked like a sieve.

It's not a criticism of you, unless your statement was a fair assessment of your character (which I am in no position to judge).

But my point stands. Women do not find a superiority complex in a man to be a virtue.

And people really do say that all the time online. You wouldn't believe how often it's been said in this thread alone.

Maybe you can only read what you want to think?

Where did I say anything about converting lesbians? In a desperate frenzy to prove something? Did I mention my prowess at some point?

No, my friend, I was merely hoping she didnt hate ALL men, myself being a member of that group.

Actually.. I only said seemingly... but feel free to get all offended if you wish.

It just seems bizarre that Oxwana 'comes out', and is suddenly being propositioned from all sides, no?

Unless, of course, you were posting Oxwana replies like "I think you'd consider any time you had with me well spent"... before she admitted her inclinations... in which case I stand corrected.

Wow-two pompous malcontents in one page. Somehow holding knowledge that I cant be a worthwhile person because I have some confidence in myself.

Gee, I wonder who else you consider a 'pompous malcontent'?

Kind of an interesting label to come up with, considering the narrative flow of the thread.....

Are you sure those were the words you were looking for?

I'm not sure where you got the martyr-complex about 'confidence'... either.

I don't recall anyone saying you could not be worthwhile....

It does seem a little creepy to boast, lecherously, across an anonymous medium, however..... ah well....

Actually.. I only said seemingly... but feel free to get all offended if you wish.

It just seems bizarre that Oxwana 'comes out', and is suddenly being propositioned from all sides, no?

Unless, of course, you were posting Oxwana replies like "I think you'd consider any time you had with me well spent"... before she admitted her inclinations... in which case I stand corrected.Yeah...
He has posted like that in the past, and I really don't mind.
Let's all kiss and make up, eh?;)