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Recently I've become uber attracted to two chicks.
The thing of it is, they both look like hot guys.
I daydream about kissing them and whatever, but I kind of wish that they were guys, because the thought of having sex with either of them isn't very appealing.
So am I a lesbian? I'm still really attracted to guys.
I'm thinking that maybe I'm just so horny that I'm attracted to everyone (going through a self-imposed dry-spell, which is Hell). Or, it could be that I'm so very pissed off at guys that I am willing myself to be a lesbot...:confused:
What do y'all think?

If that's lesbianism, then I'm totally gay.

Which I'm not.

So you really don't sound like a lesbian. Just really in a weird place. Like, where the hell did you put yourself?

I'm so very pissed off at guys that I am willing myself to be a lesbot...:confused:
You mean you think you have uber-bitch syndrome. That’s a distinct possibility.
What do y'all think?
I think everyone is on a scale from one to ten and that where you are fluctuates. One being absolutely strait and ten being completely gay. You’re probably just more towards the center right now. Since they look like guys, maybe a 4.5?

Recently I've become uber attracted to two chicks.

Unfortunately, we will need pictures and possibly video to make a real response to this thread.

Unfortunately, we will need pictures and possibly video to make a real response to this thread.

agreed.

agreed.
Not if they look like guys.

Not if they look like guys.

hmm, you have a point there...

You mean you think you have uber-bitch syndrome. That’s a distinct possibility.Yeah, basically.
Bad break-up, and about a dozen guys so far in this calandar year who have conveniently "forgotten" to mention their long-term girlfriends to me.

I think everyone is on a scale from one to ten and that where you are fluctuates. One being absolutely strait and ten being completely gay. You’re probably just more towards the center right now. Since they look like guys, maybe a 4.5?I've always been really, really straight. And the thought of lesbian sex still kind of grosses me out...
Which is why I'm confused. I'd be fine with being a bisexual, if I were sure that I were one.

I have no advice, only a prediction:

This will become a hugely popular thread. It will be fun for about three pages. Then people will start fighting about religion and gay rights.

Unfortunately, we will need pictures and possibly video to make a real response to this thread.

Yeah, that's a very good point.

This will become a hugely popular thread. It will be fun for about three pages. Then people will start fighting about religion and gay rights.

Not to mention Kerry vs. Bush. :D

Not if they look like guys.
"And the Call of the Week goes to.... UNDELIA!"

Not to mention Kerry vs. Bush. :D

Yeah, that too.

Actually, I am sure evolution will come up at some point as well. Though I am damned if I can figure out how they'll slip it in.

Not to mention Kerry vs. Bush. :D
Hey man, Kerry would've been a great President!

But the question is, who would Jesus have voted for? EH? EH?

Actually, I am sure evolution will come up at some point as well. Though I am damned if I can figure out how they'll slip it in.

Yep ... and the age old "Do Muslims/Christians/Atheists/Pastafarians want to blow up the world" crap. Also, this thread must come down to a partisan argument of American (US) politics.

If it doesn't, then I will lose all faith in mankind.

But the question is, who would Jesus have voted for? EH? EH?

Jesus would have voted for Badnarik. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Not if they look like guys.But hot guys. Not butch, either. They're really pretty, ambiguous looking people. One is the new girl at work. When she came in for training, I was the only one who knew that she was a chick.
They both look kind of like Freida Kaloh did when she was in her late teens. There's this really hot portrait of her in a suit, if anyone here has ever seen the picture, they'll know what I mean.

..Pastafarians..

Hehe.. that gave me the funniest mental image.. :p Pastafarians..

shhh, lets get back to talking about lesbians...

But hot guys. Not butch, either. They're really pretty, ambiguous looking people. One is the new girl at work. When she came in for training, I was the only one who knew that she was a chick.

Sorry ... I'm still going to need to see a live webcam feed before I can formulate a proper opinion.

Hehe.. that gave me the funniest mental image.. :p Pastafarians..


Has His noodly appendage touched you as well?

Am i one of those Chicks?:rolleyes:

Has His noodly appendage touched you as well?

I didn't know that was a real group until I googled it just now.. I figured it was just a hilarious typo.. :p

But hot guys. Not butch, either. They're really pretty, ambiguous looking people. One is the new girl at work. When she came in for training, I was the only one who knew that she was a chick.
They both look kind of like Freida Kaloh did when she was in her late teens. There's this really hot portrait of her in a suit, if anyone here has ever seen the picture, they'll know what I mean.I often find girls attractive, beautiful, and nice to look at. that doesn't mean I want to have a sexual/romantic relationship with them. Don't worry about it. And if you;ve gone through a dozen guys who have each seen you as unimportant enough to neglect mention of their semi-permanenet ties, I would re-examine the ways you're forming relationships. You are clearly the common denominator here.

shhh, lets get back to talking about lesbians...I second the motion.
I really am pretty confused here and would appreciate if people made an effort to take this seriously, and stay on topic. I need some advice.
But for now, I have to go to bed, and decide whether I will think about girls or guys when I jack off...:eek:

I didn't know that was a real group until I googled it just now.. I figured it was just a hilarious typo.. :p


Then you have much to learn, padawan.

I second the motion.
I really am pretty confused here and would appreciate if people made an effort to take this seriously, and stay on topic. I need some advice.
But for now, I have to go to bed, and decide whether I will think about girls or guys when I jack off...:eek:

im not sure if i like or dislike that mental image i just got...

I often find girls attractive, beautiful, and nice to look at. that doesn't mean I want to have a sexual/romantic relationship with them. Don't worry about it. And if you;ve gone through a dozen guys who have each seen you as unimportant enough to neglect mention of their semi-permanenet ties, I would re-examine the ways you're forming relationships. You are clearly the common denominator here.When did I say relationships? I just would like to avoid being the other woman, and am pissed off that guys don't seem to think that I might object to helping them break some girl's heart.

and am pissed off that guys don't seem to think that I might object to helping them break some girl's heart.

Apparently, then, you don't know guys too well.

and am pissed off that guys don't seem to think that I might object to helping them break some girl's heart.
Obviously they are so great that you would want them no matter what.:rolleyes:
Is that the kind of mentality they have?

Is that the kind of mentality they have?

Having a penis does really strange things to humans.

Having a penis does really strange things to humans.
Beats the alternative. Far less maintenance.

Beats the alternative. Far less maintenance.

i wouldnt trade mine in...

Having a sudden, strong attraction to someone, regardless of their sex, does not a homosexual make.

Having a sudden, strong attraction to someone, regardless of their sex, does not a homosexual make.

Nope ... agreed ... it's the internet webcam video we've all been hoping for that does it. :D ;)

Recently I've become uber attracted to two chicks.
The thing of it is, they both look like hot guys.
I daydream about kissing them and whatever, but I kind of wish that they were guys, because the thought of having sex with either of them isn't very appealing.
So am I a lesbian? I'm still really attracted to guys.
I'm thinking that maybe I'm just so horny that I'm attracted to everyone (going through a self-imposed dry-spell, which is Hell). Or, it could be that I'm so very pissed off at guys that I am willing myself to be a lesbot...:confused:
What do y'all think?

Most of the people I have met, and that has been quite a LOT of people, have had some degree of attraction towards both 'sexes'. To the extent that, I have come to realise there may be no such thing as 'straight' or 'gay'... just varying degrees of preference.

It is especially noticable in the female sex... perhaps, because they are more likely to share their feelings? Or, perhaps, just because they are more willing to accept?

So - are you a 'lesbian'? Probably not, if you are still genuinely 'in to' guys.

Are you bisexual? Possibly... although all you've talked about is kissing, which is kind of 'safe' to be making judgements about.

Are you 'straight'? It's hard to be sure.... is anyone really TOTALLY straight?

You said you'd be okay with being bisexual, if that's what you were. So... does it really matter? Surely you are just the same old Oxwana? No real need to tie a label to you, now, is there?

Maybe, if you need a 'title', you should consider yourself 'bi-curious'?

Guess what I think it's natural. I am straight, I have kissed girls and have had sex, next on my list is to kiss a guy. Ever since I saw this almost over the top gay guy sitting in a coffee shop I was attracted. Its not that I couldn't kiss a straight guy its just that I am attracted to good looking homosexuals. It would be an experience and I am still young and naive and I want to do it before I turn old and tight assed.

Recently I've become uber attracted to two chicks.
The thing of it is, they both look like hot guys.
I daydream about kissing them and whatever, but I kind of wish that they were guys, because the thought of having sex with either of them isn't very appealing.
So am I a lesbian? I'm still really attracted to guys.
I'm thinking that maybe I'm just so horny that I'm attracted to everyone (going through a self-imposed dry-spell, which is Hell). Or, it could be that I'm so very pissed off at guys that I am willing myself to be a lesbot...:confused:
What do y'all think?
Of course you're going lesbo. :mad:

I hate lesbians. Stealing good women and turning them into guy-hating monsters. :(

I hate lesbians. Stealing good women and turning them into guy-hating monsters. :(

Shut up! We must hold out for videos!

Shut up! We must hold out for videos!
:confused:

First, chicks are hot. It makes perfect sense that a chick would think another chick was hot because, well, chicks are hot. Dudes are big and hair and what not and I don't know what it is chicks see in us but bless 'em. 'Cause chicks are hot, and I may not devote as much energy in that direction as others, but I do want me some of that. You shouldn't feel bad or strange about noticing some hot chicks, you noticed the obvious.
...[I] am pissed off that guys don't seem to think that I might object to helping them break some girl's heart.
Pffff. Have you not been paying attention to our popular media? Ackward but charming guy gets fixated on some hot chick-someone who is 'out of his league,' maybe he was lucky enough to have a few minutes under the sun when she bet poorly on the 'how will puberty really turn out' wheel. Comes across the nearly invisible chick who's really got it together but goes unnoticed because she's new or an exchange student or too smart to hang with the normal kids. Whatever

She ends up in this dude's orbit, but he has a lot of chick friends and is totally starstruck so he doesn't see the obvious attraction. He inlists this doe eyed innocent into his unneccisarily complicated scheme to win back his love, be winning a skiing competition, a yachting race, ballroom dancing competition-whatever.

So you, the doe-eyed and by any other measure self aware enough not to be dragged into this enabling nightmare help the dude find himself through his ackward attempt to learn a sport in a week well enough to beat the current champ who's been at it for years, you fix up his car for him-maybe you drive the borrowed limo for his date until he has some blow out and in a totally uninsulting way he gives up on his starcrossed love and settles for you.

And hey, who wouldn't want to be a consilation prize?

First, chicks are hot. It makes perfect sense that a chick would think another chick was hot because, well, chicks are hot. Dudes are big and hair and what not and I don't know what it is chicks see in us but bless 'em. 'Cause chicks are hot, and I may not devote as much energy in that direction as others, but I do want me some of that. You shouldn't feel bad or strange about noticing some hot chicks, you noticed the obvious.

Pffff. Have you not been paying attention to our popular media? Ackward but charming guy gets fixated on some hot chick-someone who is 'out of his league,' maybe he was lucky enough to have a few minutes under the sun when she bet poorly on the 'how will puberty really turn out' wheel. Comes across the nearly invisible chick who's really got it together but goes unnoticed because she's new or an exchange student or too smart to hang with the normal kids. Whatever

She ends up in this dude's orbit, but he has a lot of chick friends and is totally starstruck so he doesn't see the obvious attraction. He inlists this doe eyed innocent into his unneccisarily complicated scheme to win back his love, be winning a skiing competition, a yachting race, ballroom dancing competition-whatever.

So you, the doe-eyed and by any other measure self aware enough not to be dragged into this enabling nightmare help the dude find himself through his ackward attempt to learn a sport in a week well enough to beat the current champ who's been at it for years, you fix up his car for him-maybe you drive the borrowed limo for his date until he has some blow out and in a totally uninsulting way he gives up on his starcrossed love and settles for you.

And hey, who wouldn't want to be a consilation prize?

That Hollywood scriptwriting job is yours for the asking. :p

Edit: CToaN, weren't you working on a film of some sorts?

Oxwana, why not just see how things pan out before getting too worked up about them? Maybe these girls will become friends, maybe it'll lead to more & you'll enjoy yourself, or maybe nothing will happen & you'll forget about it.

Yeah, basically.
Bad break-up, and about a dozen guys so far in this calandar year who have conveniently "forgotten" to mention their long-term girlfriends to me.

I've always been really, really straight. And the thought of lesbian sex still kind of grosses me out...
Which is why I'm confused. I'd be fine with being a bisexual, if I were sure that I were one.
I've always wondered about this fascination most of us humans have with labelling ourselves. Sometimes it almost seems that lables make us feel safe; that we can hide behind the label we plaster over ourselves.

In your case, why not just accept that you are numbered among the vast majority of humans on the planet by being a deeply sexual person who is attracted, at some level or other, to attractive others regardless of sex?

Being attracted to girls that look like boys doesnt make you a lesbian.

You know that feeling you get when you're really close to a guy you like, does that happen when you're close to them?

I know this might sound weird but if you get a chance to hug one of them for any reason, close your eyes and breathe in and if you get all fuzzy inside then you're probably bi.

Its all about feremones. Men and women give off different feremones to attract a mate. Its something that isnt about looks, so it doesnt matter whether they look like guys or girls, its a strong physical attraction.

Otherwise, its probably just that they look like guys, and you're more prone to be attracted to them because you've been hurt by men in the past.

Either way its not something to be worried about - you cant help who you're attracted to and theres no need to label yourself, everyone is bi - just to different degrees ;)

Just like who you like and hope that they like you back.

ps. lesbian sex isnt that bad ;)

Beats the alternative. Far less maintenance.

Yeah, unless you get it caught in a door.

What? We've all done that, right?

Yeah, unless you get it caught in a door.

What? We've all done that, right?

"Giggity...Gi-Gi-Giggity...OW!!!"

*dials*

"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire....yeah, it's in a window this time."

:p

"Giggity...Gi-Gi-Giggity...OW!!!"

*dials*

"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire....yeah, it's in a window this time."

:p

:D

Well, the easiest way to find out how you feel about it is to give it a try.

You like it, and you double your potential number of vict^H^H^H^Hsexual partners.
You don't like it, what've you lost? At least then you know, and don't have to ask people you've never met about your sexuality ;)

I think everyone is on a scale from one to ten and that where you are fluctuates. One being absolutely strait and ten being completely gay. You’re probably just more towards the center right now. Since they look like guys, maybe a 4.5?

Haha...I hear the voice of professor kinsey from the grave...nice quotation, though

A very, very small portion of the population is truly 100% straight or gay. If you're familiar with the Kinsey scale, it's a useful tool in trying to place yourself.
With "totally homo" at 1, and "hopelessly square" at 5, I'm probably a 3.75.

I find it easier to explain myself in this manner as opposed to traditional gay/straight dichotomies, or the overused "bisexual" catch-all label (I don't like that word since it's been hijacked by every trendy teenage girl in America).

(I now see that Undelia beat me to this comment. You fast fucker! :D )

I vote all of the above.

You confused horny closeted bisexual teenager, you.

I'm a guy so I can't claim to know how a girl's mind works, but a girl told me she found herself very attracted to Angelina Jolie. So I asked around and other girls said it was normal and they felt similarly about other girls. But most of them were repulsed by the idea of having sex with them.

A very, very small portion of the population is truly 100% straight or gay. If you're familiar with the Kinsey scale, it's a useful tool in trying to place yourself.
With "totally homo" at 1, and "hopelessly square" at 5, I'm probably a 3.75.

I find it easier to explain myself in this manner as opposed to traditional gay/straight dichotomies, or the overused "bisexual" catch-all label (I don't like that word since it's been hijacked by every trendy teenage girl in America).

(I now see that Undelia beat me to this comment. You fast fucker! :D )

I don't believe in the scale, but maybe its just because I'm a 5. I recognize that there are people inbetween, but I think these people are a very small percentage of the population. I think there are things that reinforce your sexual orientation. For me it's not just about being attracted to women, but that includes being repulsed by men. That reinforces my straightness quite a bit.

I think girls are often cofused because it sounds like their sexuality works different then men. Men are usually repulsed by other men, but women aren't usually repulsed by other women. It seems like both men and women find the female body attractive and the male body not so much (though women do like certain apectes of it). But simply finding someone attractive doesn't make you lesbian. Though I suppose wanting to kiss them might move you down the scale a little. Who knows maybe men just tend to be heterosexual or homosexual while women tend to be more imbetween. But there are other things to a relationship. I've known girls that say they get turned on by looking at other girls, but they don't want to be touched by girls. They would rather have a man hold them.

>snip<but a girl told me she found herself very attracted to Angelina Jolie>snip<repulsed by the idea of having sex with them.

I don´t know of anything repulsive about having sex with a woman :D

(In response to the thread starter)

Heh, my girlfriend says I remind her of one of her ex-girlfriends. She's bi, but it does seem a reasonable principle to suppose that it's reasonable to be attracted to people who look like people you're attracted to, whether this means girls who look like hot guys or vice-versa.

I vote all of the above.

You confused horny closeted bisexual teenager, you.
You must be the only person here who's actually had anything to do with her before, besides me, ITC. ;)

I've actually heard of something like this, although it's a very different case.

I saw a post by a guy who had always been straight, but he was attracted to Frank from The Real World: Las Vegas cast and he had never been attracted to a guy before. What someone told him is what I go by: "You're attracted to attractive people."

I don't think this means you've become lesbian; I seriously doubt you can. You might be "bi curious." Or you might just be attracted to these two girls.

Obviously they are so great that you would want them no matter what.:rolleyes:
Is that the kind of mentality they have?More like, "You like sex a lot, so you must have no morals and be a bad person. You're perfect to help me cheat on my girl, who doesn't satisfy me in bed!".
They honestly are surprised to find out that I have a problem with it.
:confused:

You said you'd be okay with being bisexual, if that's what you were. So... does it really matter? Surely you are just the same old Oxwana? No real need to tie a label to you, now, is there?

Maybe, if you need a 'title', you should consider yourself 'bi-curious'?The question is not really "who am I?", but rather, "what do these feelings that I have mean?".

First, chicks are hot. It makes perfect sense that a chick would think another chick was hot because, well, chicks are hot. Dudes are big and hair and what not and I don't know what it is chicks see in us but bless 'em. 'Cause chicks are hot, and I may not devote as much energy in that direction as others, but I do want me some of that. You shouldn't feel bad or strange about noticing some hot chicks, you noticed the obvious.You don't understand how very, very straight I am (was?). I love guys. Guys are gorgeous. I love the male body, and am still soooo attracted to guys.
My dilema is that I have become fixated on chicks (not all, just the two), but I'm not 100% sure whether it's real attraction that I feel. So if I think about chicks more than guys, does that have anything at all to do with my sexuality, or am I just confusing man-hate for woman-love?

Recently I've become uber attracted to two chicks.
The thing of it is, they both look like hot guys.
I daydream about kissing them and whatever, but I kind of wish that they were guys, because the thought of having sex with either of them isn't very appealing.
So am I a lesbian? I'm still really attracted to guys.
I'm thinking that maybe I'm just so horny that I'm attracted to everyone (going through a self-imposed dry-spell, which is Hell). Or, it could be that I'm so very pissed off at guys that I am willing myself to be a lesbot...:confused:
What do y'all think?

I'd be inclined to say you're mostly straight, but that somewhat androgynous men are your type and attract you the most.

Hence your disappointment at them being female. And the lack of appeal hot lesbo sex holds for you.

About the "too pissed off at guys that you became a lesbian" part, that's not happened in the past, and it's not happening in the future. Sexual orientation doesn't change from straight to gay, it's part of who you are. At the worst, it's repressed bisexuality coming to the surface. But if you imagine those to be guys when you think about them, I'm pretty sure you're (mostly) straight.

Not that it would be such a big deal if you weren't, anyway.

You can't be lesbian if you are attracted to men. I'd think that was pretty clear.

Anyway, forget labels, and just act on whatever feelings you do have.

You don't understand how very, very straight I am (was?). I love guys. Guys are gorgeous. I love the male body, and am still soooo attracted to guys.
My dilema is that I have become fixated on chicks (not all, just the two), but I'm not 100% sure whether it's real attraction that I feel. So if I think about chicks more than guys, does that have anything at all to do with my sexuality, or am I just confusing man-hate for woman-love?

It's probably just a phase, and there's no point getting worked up over it. Sounds like your temporarily pissed off at all men, but I think once that passes you will find yourself less fixated on these women.

It really is just a phase, all teens go through feeling confused. I still am:confused:

It really is just a phase, all teens go through feeling confused. I still am:confused:
I at least know I happen to be trisexual....

I at least know I happen to be trisexual....

And how do you do this, bestiality or necrophilia:p

Seriously though, I am a little confused too, I am sure I'm straight, just not sure why.

And how do you do this, bestiality or necrophilia:p
Probably the first; it means "'interested' in males, females, and humans". ^_^

I am sure I'm straight, just not sure why.

Because society tells you to be. It's all a plot by us breeders to rid the world of musical theatre.

Because society tells you to be. It's all a plot by us breeders to rid the world of musical theatre.

I thought it was a plot by breeders to rid the world of fashion sense, chintz, and to use up the global supply of anal lube.

You don't understand how very, very straight I am (was?). I love guys. Guys are gorgeous. I love the male body, and am still soooo attracted to guys.
My dilema is that I have become fixated on chicks (not all, just the two), but I'm not 100% sure whether it's real attraction that I feel. So if I think about chicks more than guys, does that have anything at all to do with my sexuality, or am I just confusing man-hate for woman-love?

I may be able to help. I have a tool that will help determine the correct answer and eliminate the fog of confusion. ;)

I may be able to help. I have a tool that will help determine the correct answer and eliminate the fog of confusion. ;)

That's odd. I have one, too.

Oxwana, if you've ever had sex with a man and enjoyed it, and would like some more, you're not a lesbian.

If you find yourself wanting to have sex with women, and still would like some more man, you're a bisexual.

If you find you can't make up your mind, and end up not getting any, you're confused.

I thought it was a plot by breeders to rid the world of fashion sense, chintz, and to use up the global supply of anal lube.

Well, they're all secondary objectives. Musical theatre is first in the firing line.

I'd be inclined to say you're mostly straight, but that somewhat androgynous men are your type and attract you the most.Actually, it's the really "manly" he-men who do it for me. My I deal guy is over six ft tall, and hairy. Androrogenous men really don't do it for me.
These chicks, on the other hand...

About the "too pissed off at guys that you became a lesbian" part, that's not happened in the past, and it's not happening in the future. Sexual orientation doesn't change from straight to gay, it's part of who you are.I know.
Notice that I said that I think that I might be willing myself to be gay. I didn't say that I thought it had worked. Either I liked chicks all along and didn't know it, or am kidding myself now.

At the worst, it's repressed bisexuality coming to the surface. But if you imagine those to be guys when you think about them, I'm pretty sure you're (mostly) straight.Oh, they're chicks when I have head sex with them. Hot chicks.

That's odd. I have one, too.

Oxwana, if you've ever had sex with a man and enjoyed it, and would like some more, you're not a lesbian.I know. I just named the thread that to get a decent response. I still like men.

If you find yourself wanting to have sex with women, and still would like some more man, you're a bisexual.The problem is that I'm not sure if I want to have sex with them.

If you find you can't make up your mind, and end up not getting any, you're confused.I'm not getting any for other reasons, but yes, I am confused.

You could do what I did when I was younger, and try it both ways. See if you like it. You can always stop if you don't.

Met lots of people who experimented when they were young.

*issues sexuality test*

who is more attractive? the guy, or the girl...
http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img68&image=smithposters7ib.jpg

(perhaps your choice shall guide you to the answer you seek...)

That's odd. I have one, too.

Oxwana, if you've ever had sex with a man and enjoyed it, and would like some more, you're not a lesbian.

If you find yourself wanting to have sex with women, and still would like some more man, you're a bisexual.

If you find you can't make up your mind, and end up not getting any, you're confused.


I'm thinking as she is still young, more "curious" than "confused"...

Curious sounds better.

Oxwanna is very curious.

I'm thinking as she is still young, more "curious" than "confused"...

Curious sounds better.

Oxwanna is very curious.

Curious is better for us.

*issues sexuality test*

who is more attractive? the guy, or the girl...
http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img68&image=smithposters7ib.jpg

(perhaps your choice shall guide you to the answer you seek...)


They both look like junkies to me. Self centered, lunatic junkies.

And exceedingly poor actors to boot.

I know. I just named the thread that to get a decent response. I still like men.




We like you too.

They both look like junkies to me. Self centered, lunatic junkies.

And exceedingly poor actors to boot.

:eek: you must be asexual then...

Curious is better for us.

Indeed.

Indeed.
My wife is convinced that if you're a heterosexual woman, you haven't lived until you've been gangbanged.

:eek: you must be asexual then...


Over 20 years track record proves otherwise....

Unless that was a typo and you meant i'm " A _ Sexual..." Yes- I'm a sexual this, that and the other thing too...

My wife is convinced that if you're a heterosexual woman, you haven't lived until you've been gangbanged.

I think we'd all like to be introduced to your wife now. :D

I think we'd all like to be introduced to your wife now. :D
We already have our regulars...

My wife is convinced that if you're a heterosexual woman, you haven't lived until you've been gangbanged.

I can understand that way of thinking. I'm not willing to share my wife in that manner. There is an adorable waitress at a restaurant we frequent that seems like she would be good to join us, but my wife really isnt ready for that yet. Someday...

We already have our regulars...

Perhaps then ,a video online we could share?

Perhaps then ,a video online we could share?
I have still photos online.

We already have our regulars...

What's wrong with a little variety? :p

I have still photos online.

The post is worthless without a link. :p

Actually, it's the really "manly" he-men who do it for me. My I deal guy is over six ft tall, and hairy. Androrogenous men really don't do it for me.
These chicks, on the other hand...

I know.
Notice that I said that I think that I might be willing myself to be gay. I didn't say that I thought it had worked. Either I liked chicks all along and didn't know it, or am kidding myself now.

Oh, they're chicks when I have head sex with them. Hot chicks.

I've actually heard of people willing themselves to be gay, I know people who claim to be for the image.

However, you might just be curious, since it isn't all that rare for people to be bi for a period, and its socially acceptable too. Do you actually know the girls or not? are hey imaginary people or friends?

The post is worthless without a link. :p
It would be a violation of NS rules to post such a link.

It would be a violation of NS rules to post such a link.

Meh, so you get booted. We don't care, as long as we get the link. ;)

Meh, so you get booted. We don't care, as long as we get the link. ;)

I'm with him, lets have a poll to see:p

Hey man, Kerry would've been a great President!

But the question is, who would Jesus have voted for? EH? EH?
Jesus wouldn't have voted, he'd be running for the Son of Christ party.

You could telegram me, and I could send you a link.

You could telegram me, and I could send you a link.

You're a brave man.

Meh, so you get booted. We don't care, as long as we get the link. ;)
Yeah, I mean, does it really matter? You still have SA anyway...

They both look like junkies to me. Self centered, lunatic junkies.

And exceedingly poor actors to boot.
Hey now, Brad Pitt was actually pretty good in Snatch. Of course, you could only understand about 1 word in 5 of what he was saying, but he was pretty good in the role. He was also good in Se7en and Twelve Monkeys.

Hey now, Brad Pitt was actually pretty good in Snatch. Of course, you could only understand about 1 word in 5 of what he was saying, but he was pretty good in the role. He was also good in Se7en and Twelve Monkeys.

Snatch? He was like Popeye on heroin... maybe he did act well. I dont know-I dont think he's that talented, but dont slam you for thinking he is.
I know its just an opinion.

Eurgh. Sexuality. As if it even exists anyway.

My wife is convinced that if you're a heterosexual woman, you haven't lived until you've been gangbanged.I've lived.;)

We like you too.yay
*glows with pride*

yay
*glows with pride*
LOL! :D

So I was at work with this chick all night, and I want her soooo much. I'm almost sure that she's gay, but I really don't want to assume.
How does one pick up chicks, exactly?

So I was at work with this chick all night, and I want her soooo much. I'm almost sure that she's gay, but I really don't want to assume.
How does one pick up chicks, exactly?
First, you have to get them away from the chickens, because the hens can be protective at some times. After that, it is simply a matter of luring them into the open and scooping them up.

So I was at work with this chick all night, and I want her soooo much. I'm almost sure that she's gay, but I really don't want to assume.
How does one pick up chicks, exactly?
Damned if I know! They usually pick me up so it's not something I have had to worry about. :D

So I was at work with this chick all night, and I want her soooo much. I'm almost sure that she's gay, but I really don't want to assume.
How does one pick up chicks, exactly?
Same way you'd like to be picked up. Come on. The whole fun of lesbianism is the idea you should know what the other person likes.

First, you have to get them away from the chickens, because the hens can be protective at some times. After that, it is simply a matter of luring them into the open and scooping them up.ha
Do you have any actual advice for me, by any chance?

Same way you'd like to be picked up. Come on. The whole fun of lesbianism is the idea you should know what the other person likes.But how do I hit on her when she doesn't know that I like chicks and I don't know if she does?

ha
Do you have any actual advice for me, by any chance?
No, not so much. Although I would say that it somewhat surprising that in less than 24 hours you have gone from "fantasize about androgynous chicks occassionally" to "What is the best way to seduce my female coworker."
I suppose it must be fasinating living in a porno.

But how do I hit on her when she doesn't know that I like chicks and I don't know if she does?
Flirt. If she seems weirded out, you'd hit a straighty, if she flirts back you're in luck.

No, not so much. Although I would say that it somewhat surprising that in less than 24 hours you have gone from "fantasize about androgynous chicks occassionally" to "What is the best way to seduce my female coworker."
I suppose it must be fasinating living in a porno.
Be nice. You're just upset I wouldn't put out.

No, not so much. Although I would say that it somewhat surprising that in less than 24 hours you have gone from "fantasize about androgynous chicks occassionally" to "What is the best way to seduce my female coworker."
I suppose it must be fasinating living in a porno.What can I say, things move fast in my life, and I don't waste time.;)
I think that I was kind of in denyal for a while. I may or may not be bisexual, but I just started considering the possibility yesterday. The chick in the GSA at my school has been in the back of my mind for over a month now, but I don't see her often and don't know her well. My coworker, on the other hand, is quickly becoming a friend, and I really like her. Whether I'm attracted to her, as well, or am just confused (sorry, "curious") is what I need to find out.
I can only think of one guaranteed way to find out if I like lesbian sex, and that's to give it a try.

Be nice. You're just upset I wouldn't put out.
As if, you're on the wrong side of the Final Curtain just now.

EDIT: This line is to be understood as being accompanied by a wink and an benign grin

What can I say, things move fast in my life, and I don't waste time.;)
I think that I was kind of in denyal for a while. I may or may not be bisexual, but I just started considering the possibility yesterday. The chick in the GSA at my school has been in the back of my mind for over a month now, but I don't see her often and don't know her well. My coworker, on the other hand, is quickly becoming a friend, and I really like her. Whether I'm attracted to her, as well, or am just confused (sorry, "curious") is what I need to find out.
I can only think of one guaranteed way to find out if I like lesbian sex, and that's to give it a try.
Well, whatever works. Personally I'd recommend an anonymous one night stand for that experiment though (prevents awkward meetings the next day if one of you should suffer "performance anxiety").
However, that makes the whole thing even more ridiculous and unrealistic, and I doubt that I could continue to follow a plotline so absurdly contrived towards sexploitation. So don't expect your life story to get many rave reviews if you follow my advice.

EDIT: I am also very dissapointed that there was no Myrth option in this poll. "Oxwana is a Myrth"

ha
Do you have any actual advice for me, by any chance?
Rule 1 of asking people for advice:

1) Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, in a trillion years, even dare to think of asking any of the following people for advice:

Colodia
Harlesburg
Rotovia
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Kervoskia
The Tribes of Longton

Rule 1 of asking people for advice:

1) Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, in a trillion years, even dare to think of asking any of the following people for advice:

Colodia
Harlesburg
Rotovia
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
Czardas
Lunatic Goofballs
Neo Kervoskia
The Tribes of Longton
I presume the list goes in order. In which case I must point out at lest 51% of the time I make 0.1% more sense then Harlesburg.

Well, whatever works. Personally I'd recommend an anonymous one night stand for that experiment though (prevents awkward meetings the next day if one of you should suffer "performance anxiety").I want to do it with someone I like. Random guys are cool, but my first chick has to be special.


However, that makes the whole thing even more ridiculous and unrealistic, and I doubt that I could continue to follow a plotline so absurdly contrived towards sexploitation. So don't expect your life story to get many rave reviews if you follow my advice.

EDIT: I am also very dissapointed that there was no Myrth option in this poll. "Oxwana is a Myrth"I don't have a life story. Just a life, and it's far from porn (though I do want to get a pimped out name tag like some other people have at work. James is "Rick James", Jon is "Jonatron" etc. Mine would say "Ron Jeremy", but I don't think that they'll let me have it. :()

<snip>
Et tu, Brute?
Not that it matters, because your post doesn't exist, due to its blatantly paradoxical nature.
And I am perfectly capable of giving advice, when I am:

Well rested
Not drunk
Not watching movies at the time
Not doing my homework at the time
Aren't pissed off
Not wet

In other words, 4 minutes each month I am trustworthy and reliable, the rest of the time I am a right bastard.

Et tu, Brute?
Not that it matters, because your post doesn't exist, due to its blatantly paradoxical nature.
And I am perfectly capable of giving advice, when I am:

Well rested
Not drunk
Not watching movies at the time
Been sufficiently rested
Aren't pissed off
Not wet

In other words, 4 minutes each month I am trustworthy and reliable, the rest of the time I am a right bastard.
That much? :eek:

I presume the list goes in order. In which case I must point out at lest 51% of the time I make 0.1% more sense then Harlesburg.
It doesn't go in order, however. But you're right. For once.

That much? :eek:
I did round a bit and the minutes are spread out in 5-20 second increments, so most of them tend to be missed.
In case anyone cares, as of the moment I am watching Kill Bill, and I've been up since sometime yesterday, so I'm about as reliable as a compass that isn't very reliable.

I did round a bit and the minutes are spread out in 5-20 second increments, so most of them tend to be missed.
In case anyone cares, as of the moment I am watching Kill Bill, and I've been up since sometime yesterday, so I'm about as reliable as a compass that isn't very reliable.
You also seem to be dressed quite as inconspicuously as a hippopotamus tap-dancing while wearing a suit and playing the heckelphone in the middle of a busy city street, provided that this happens to be a normal occurrence in wherever it is you happen to live.

*issues sexuality test*

who is more attractive? the guy, or the girl...
http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?loc=img68&image=smithposters7ib.jpg

(perhaps your choice shall guide you to the answer you seek...)

See... to me, this test is fatally flawed...

I'm probably pretty much straight... you know, married with kids kind of thing, no real experiences with my own gender, never really tempted...

BUT...

Brad Pitt is SO much hotter than Angelina Jolie.

You also seem to be dressed quite as inconspicuously as a hippopotamus tap-dancing while wearing a suit and playing the heckelphone in the middle of a busy city street, provided that this happens to be a normal occurrence in wherever it is you happen to live.
Wait, Crazy Dave? Is that you?
I thought I told you to quit lurking around my window you goddam hobo! Am I going to have to "chat off" your other ear to make you piss off?
Whatever, Oren-Iishi just lost the top of her head, and my humour seems to be drifiting into necrophilic schizophrenia territory, so I definitely need to go to sleep.

Night all, may you have wishes damp with the blood of innocents and cadaver dreams.

But how do I hit on her when she doesn't know that I like chicks and I don't know if she does?

That kind of depends where you work...

If you worked somewhere where you have customers/clients of some kind milling through... you could wait until a 'cutie' has been in, and make some comments about how attractive you found her.

Like one of the other posters said... if she freaks, she's probably too vanilla... but if she thinks you picked a hottie, you have somewhere to start a conversation from...

Night all, may you have wishes damp with the blood of innocents and cadaver dreams.
They always are.

They always are.
It figures.

I'm guessing you're just confused between reality and fantasy. You'll get over it, but just deal with what you are going on right now. Maybe try to think about guys than hot girls be hot guys. Or how about this: Choose wich sexuality you are more comftorable with and give a good time to think about that and get over it. You'll be fine when you deal with it.

I'm guessing you're just confused between reality and fantasy. You'll get over it, but just deal with what you are going on right now. Maybe try to think about guys than hot girls be hot guys. Or how about this: Choose wich sexuality you are more comftorable with and give a good time to think about that and get over it. You'll be fine when you deal with it.
Rather then forcing her to "deal with it" and force herself into a sexuality, why not allow her to accept who she is? Every single human being is different and their sexual preferences fall at different places on the ladder. The fact you feel the need to force people to conform with your own ideas is greatly concerning and may be a sign of your own latent issues.

I wouldn't worry about it. I am mostly straight, but I sometimes lean towards bisexual somewhat, but in the end, I'm definitely straight.

That kind of depends where you work...

If you worked somewhere where you have customers/clients of some kind milling through... you could wait until a 'cutie' has been in, and make some comments about how attractive you found her.

Like one of the other posters said... if she freaks, she's probably too vanilla... but if she thinks you picked a hottie, you have somewhere to start a conversation from...Thanks for the advice.
That's a good idea, and I think that that's how I'll go about it.
I always comment on the hot customers, but 99.9999% of the people who I think are hot are guys. I'll just hope to get lucky and have some other gorgeous chick come in, then see how my co-worker reacts, or lie and say that some random non-ugly chick is hot and do the same.
*plots some more*

That kind of depends where you work...

If you worked somewhere where you have customers/clients of some kind milling through... you could wait until a 'cutie' has been in, and make some comments about how attractive you found her.

Like one of the other posters said... if she freaks, she's probably too vanilla... but if she thinks you picked a hottie, you have somewhere to start a conversation from...
that is excellent advice!. it opens the door without putting any pressure on the object of your desire.

the only way to tell if you are really "lesbo" is to kiss her. youll know. sometimes we do develop crushes on other women. it doesnt mean much unless you take it physical and want to continue.

Thanks for the advice.
That's a good idea, and I think that that's how I'll go about it.
I always comment on the hot customers, but 99.9999% of the people who I think are hot are guys. I'll just hope to get lucky and have some other gorgeous chick come in, then see how my co-worker reacts, or lie and say that some random non-ugly chick is hot and do the same.
*plots some more*

How bloody unfair is that, I work in an art shop, I only get arty people, all of whom are ugly. I wanta fit work place:p

How bloody unfair is that, I work in an art shop, I only get arty people, all of whom are ugly. I wanta fit work place:pI work in a coffee shop frequented but old men who call me honey then tip $0.60. We're also close to the university, so some of the customers are hot. Trust me, there is nothing for you to be jealous of at all.:)

I work in a coffee shop frequented but old men who call me honey then tip $0.60. We're also close to the university, so some of the customers are hot. Trust me, there is nothing for you to be jealous of at all.:)

Wow, generous tips. My favourite coffee shop shut down, it was soooo cool, all smoky, pretentious and warm.

Rather then forcing her to "deal with it" and force herself into a sexuality, why not allow her to accept who she is?
That's what I mean: She needs to deal with what's going on.

I demand a Myrth option!

Thanks for the advice.
That's a good idea, and I think that that's how I'll go about it.
I always comment on the hot customers, but 99.9999% of the people who I think are hot are guys. I'll just hope to get lucky and have some other gorgeous chick come in, then see how my co-worker reacts, or lie and say that some random non-ugly chick is hot and do the same.
*plots some more*

Why, thank you. :)

You might have to comment on a couple of girls before you get a reliable response, though... depending on how confident your friend is.

yay
*glows with pride*

Is "*glows with pride*" curious talk for "flushed with excitement" ?

Of course... the BEST situation would be for Oxwana to go to work in incredibly tight jeans...

And, when her friend says "how do you get into those jeans"?

Reply: "Well, you could start by buying me a drink..."

Actually, pretty much the exact same thing happened to me last year, Oxwana. I had had several boyfriends and they didn't treat me exceptionally well. And then one day, seemingly out of the blue, I developed this crush on a girl in two of my classes. I had never considered the fact that I might be attracted to girls, so I was really confused at first, just as you are now. I decided to do some research into it, i.e. reading some lesbian porn. It really wasn't as bad as I thought (for me anyway), and it might be something you should try if you haven't already.

Then, after I had been fascinated with her for a while, we had a project in a class we had together, and I picked the same project group as her on purpose. We began talking, and I flirted with her a little. She seemed to respond, so I eventually got her screenname, and we talked online every night. Anyway, the point is that she ended up telling me she was gay, and I asked her out soon after because we had very good chemistry. We've been together six months now. I realize, looking back, that I had probably been bisexual before and never really noticed. We haven't had lesbian sex, so I can't comment on how good/bad it is. Though we have done most everything else, and I find it quite enjoyable.

I know that this is only the way it worked out for ME, but I think it's something you definitely have to try because, even though I never would've considered it a year or two ago, I'm more attracted to girls now than I am to guys. And if you end up finding a girl you like enough, the sex will come naturally, I'm sure. Well, I hope this helped in some way. And you can always telegram me or something if you want.

Why, thank you. :)

You might have to comment on a couple of girls before you get a reliable response, though... depending on how confident your friend is.I'll get to try out your advice at work tomorrow night (I accidentally picked up a shift for "Monday", not realizing that "Monday"=Halloween this week:( ).
On the bright side, I'm hoping for some hot lesbo action on my smoke break.
She always tries to arrange to have her break at the same time as me. That means somthing, right? In any case, I'll test the waters first.

Is "*glows with pride*" curious talk for "flushed with excitement" ?Of course.

Of course... the BEST situation would be for Oxwana to go to work in incredibly tight jeans...

And, when her friend says "how do you get into those jeans"?

Reply: "Well, you could start by buying me a drink..."I'm actually doing that tomorrow, no joke.
We are allowed to dress up for work since it's Halloween, and since my "Virgin Mary and black baby Jesus" costume probably wouldn't go over too well, I'm going to be "a costomer" (me in my civies).
Guess what I wear to school everyday?
It's all coming together now.
*plots some more*

I know that this is only the way it worked out for ME, but I think it's something you definitely have to try because, even though I never would've considered it a year or two ago, I'm more attracted to girls now than I am to guys. And if you end up finding a girl you like enough, the sex will come naturally, I'm sure. Well, I hope this helped in some way. And you can always telegram me or something if you want.Thanks for sharing your story. It was very helpful, and I really appreciate it.
I realize that it may not turn out the same way for me as it did for you, but now it definitly seems more possible.

good luck oxwana. :)

I'm actually doing that tomorrow, no joke.
We are allowed to dress up for work since it's Halloween, and since my "Virgin Mary and black baby Jesus" costume probably wouldn't go over too well, I'm going to be "a costomer" (me in my civies).
Guess what I wear to school everyday?
It's all coming together now.
*plots some more*

Excellent. You go, girl. :)

Well, good luck, and let us know your 'trick or treat' success... you know, if you got any 'candy'.... ;)

Excellent. You go, girl. :)

Well, good luck, and let us know your 'trick or treat' success... you know, if you got any 'candy'.... ;)Well....
I'm not quite sure how it went.:confused:
On the one hand, it was a slow shift, and there was tons of time to chat. We talked a lot, and she seems to like me. Like, like like me. She wanted me to show her things, and I've hardly been at this job for longer than she has. And it just so happens that the topic of homosexuality came up (one of the guys at work is flamboyantly gay, and we were making fun of this young guy who thought it was news). We talked about gaydar, and how it's way harder to tell with chicks. As the object of my affection pointed out, the only way to be sure is to "just ask her".
So I did.
At break time, The guy that we were on break with said, "why can't everyone just be bisexual?" to which my lady love responded, "because some women just don't like guys. At all.". I couldn't stop myself. I just asked her straight up: "Are you a lesbian?".
The thing of it is that she acted a wee bit offended, refused to answer, then avoided me for the rest of the night (I think). But then near the very end of the shift, she warmed up again. I apologized for asking in front of that guy, but she seemed cool with it.
I'm soooooo confused. Why are women so hard to read? Why can't they be as easy as guys? And I really, really like her. More than just a friend.
I'm screwed, aren't I?

I'm screwed, aren't I?
Not yet, but be patient! :D

I'm screwed, aren't I?No, you just shocked her and caught her off gaurd. Give her some time and then try it a little less full on pouncingly.

No, you just shocked her and caught her off gaurd. Give her some time and then try it a little less full on pouncingly.Wow serious advice from Rotrovia. I'm pleasantly surprised.
Thanks. I appreciate the advice.

Wow serious advice from Rotrovia. I'm pleasantly surprised.
Thanks. I appreciate the advice.
So was I.... *scratches head* It's the second serious post I've made in the past few minutes... I'm scared...

Ps. You're welcome

It's the second serious post I've made in the past few minutes... I'm scared...
So are we all! ( shudders ) ;)

I'm soooooo confused. Why are women so hard to read? Why can't they be as easy as guys? And I really, really like her. More than just a friend.
I'm screwed, aren't I?
Congratulations, you now understand the frustration of men.

Congratulations, you now understand the frustration of men.
Tomorrow you can try and figure out what she wants whilst she both screams and cries because you don't understand.

Tomorrow you can try and figure out what she wants whilst she both screams and cries because you don't understand.

Hehe... Then again, at least you have the advantage of being a girl too.

Sounds like she was subtly (or not so subtly) urging you to ask just that, and hoping you would, so I can understand you being confused by her reaction. See how it goes next time you meet. I'll bet she did want you to ask and she's interested, though.

Well....
I'm not quite sure how it went.:confused:
On the one hand, it was a slow shift, and there was tons of time to chat. We talked a lot, and she seems to like me. Like, like like me. She wanted me to show her things, and I've hardly been at this job for longer than she has. And it just so happens that the topic of homosexuality came up (one of the guys at work is flamboyantly gay, and we were making fun of this young guy who thought it was news). We talked about gaydar, and how it's way harder to tell with chicks. As the object of my affection pointed out, the only way to be sure is to "just ask her".
So I did.
At break time, The guy that we were on break with said, "why can't everyone just be bisexual?" to which my lady love responded, "because some women just don't like guys. At all.". I couldn't stop myself. I just asked her straight up: "Are you a lesbian?".
The thing of it is that she acted a wee bit offended, refused to answer, then avoided me for the rest of the night (I think). But then near the very end of the shift, she warmed up again. I apologized for asking in front of that guy, but she seemed cool with it.
I'm soooooo confused. Why are women so hard to read? Why can't they be as easy as guys? And I really, really like her. More than just a friend.
I'm screwed, aren't I?

Okay... I thought about it for a little while... and here's my 'professional' opinion... ;)

First: You've found out what you guy friends have been telling you the whole time... a) women are confusing, and b) those really subtle hints you give, that you think are SOOOO obvious... just aren't THAT obvious.

Second: I find myself wondering if, since you had been talking about 'gaydar', etc... she might not have already assumed you KNEW that she swings in that direction?

Third: My advice... and you might not like it... is to capitalise on your experience. Maybe, tell her you're sorry you brought up the subject yesterday, but that you've been curious about being with another girl... but that you'd want to experiment with a friend, if you ever were going to do 'that stuff', and see if she has anything to say.

Fourth: Be prepared to chalk it up to experience... she might turn out to be horribly vanilla, in which case you're probably not gonna 'get any'. :(

Fifth: If you don't want to take it head on, you could always just leave it a couple of days, and see if she changes her attitude towards you. After all, if she pins you up against the wall for passionate kisses, you can be pretty sure she IS interested....

Third: My advice... and you might not like it... is to capitalise on your experience. Maybe, tell her you're sorry you brought up the subject yesterday, but that you've been curious about being with another girl... but that you'd want to experiment with a friend, if you ever were going to do 'that stuff', and see if she has anything to say.


Erm... I wouldn't put it quite that way. That sends the message that you (Oxwana) are not interested in her specifically, but just in being with a girl. Which is borderline insulting and, from what I've gathered, not true. If you're going to say anything, say it's because it's her specifically, not just because she's a girl.

But that's just my thoughts on the matter...

I'm soooooo confused. Why are women so hard to read? Why can't they be as easy as guys?

Hahahahahaha. Now you know how we feel :p

Erm... I wouldn't put it quite that way. That sends the message that you (Oxwana) are not interested in her specifically, but just in being with a girl. Which is borderline insulting and, from what I've gathered, not true. If you're going to say anything, say it's because it's her specifically, not just because she's a girl.

But that's just my thoughts on the matter...

That's why I said make a point about 'a friend'.

It's a matter of pressure... if Oxwana says it's HER, specifically... there is pressure attached. If she says 'friend' (or..."a good friend, like you"... or whatever), it reduces SOME of the pressure from the 'friend'.

As with most things, it's probably best for Oxwana to take some middle-ground, and let her own heart do the thinking.

Oxwana, there's absolutely no way you're a lesbian. I think you know that for a fact.

Congratulations, you now understand the frustration of men.True story. I always kind of got it (more than other chicks at least).
I'll be the first person to tell a girl to ask a guy out, make the first move, whatever. The way I see it, young guys are unlikely to say no, so chicks should take the pressure off them. Worst case scenario, the guy is flattered and says no. But for a guy... If a guy asks a girl out, she's way more likely to say no (no offense to all the desperate highschool guys out there, but I know that I could have the vast majority of you if I wanted to).
I made the first move with my ex, because, yeah, it was obvious that he liked me and was too shy to do anything about it, and he would later say (many, many times) how relieved he was when I took the initiative.
The only problem is that I'm one of the only girls I know who does that sort of thing. :(
So I have to make the first move when I'm being the chick, and now again when I'm playing the part of the boy? This sucks.


First: You've found out what you guy friends have been telling you the whole time... a) women are confusing, and b) those really subtle hints you give, that you think are SOOOO obvious... just aren't THAT obvious.But my hints actually are obvious, word. I have actually said, "Hey, if you ask me out, I'll say yes.".
Why can't other chicks make things so simple?

Second: I find myself wondering if, since you had been talking about 'gaydar', etc... she might not have already assumed you KNEW that she swings in that direction?But the conclusion that we all came to was that it's impossible to tell with chicks. Two good friends of mine were lesbians. They were dating each other, and I had no clue. Our entire group thought that it was hilarious. I honestly am that dense, and I told my co-workers that.


Third: My advice... and you might not like it... is to capitalise on your experience. Maybe, tell her you're sorry you brought up the subject yesterday, but that you've been curious about being with another girl... but that you'd want to experiment with a friend, if you ever were going to do 'that stuff', and see if she has anything to say.I'm ahead of the game on that one. When we were leaving work, I apologized.
I wanted to tell her that usually I couldn't care less, and that the only legitimate reason (in my books) to be curious about a person's sexuality is if you like them. I was too shy, but I think that that'd be a good way to tell her that I like her, no?


Fourth: Be prepared to chalk it up to experience... she might turn out to be horribly vanilla, in which case you're probably not gonna 'get any'.That's just the thing. What if she likes girls, but doesn't want to have sex yet? She's only 16.
That would suck so much.
I'll just keep my fingers crossed and pray that she's as freaky as I am.


Fifth: If you don't want to take it head on, you could always just leave it a couple of days, and see if she changes her attitude towards you. After all, if she pins you up against the wall for passionate kisses, you can be pretty sure she IS interested....I vote for option five. That would rock.
Even if she never does end up doing that, I have some new choice fantasy material.

Thank you so much for the well thought out advice!

Hehe... Then again, at least you have the advantage of being a girl too.I'd like to think that I have an advantage of some kind.

Sounds like she was subtly (or not so subtly) urging you to ask just that, and hoping you would, so I can understand you being confused by her reaction. See how it goes next time you meet. I'll bet she did want you to ask and she's interested, though.I sure hope so. Thanks for the encouragement.

Oxwana, there's absolutely no way you're a lesbian. I think you know that for a fact.I was 110% sure that I wasn't. It's not that I have anything against it, or was trying not to be; I just really wasn't attracted to chicks at all.
Now...
Now I'm not so sure. I really like this girl. I like her more by the day. I want to do all sorts of naughty things to her. I want her.
That makes me bisexual, right?

I was 110% sure that I wasn't. It's not that I have anything against it, or was trying not to be; I just really wasn't attracted to chicks at all.
Now...
Now I'm not so sure. I really like this girl. I like her more by the day. I want to do all sorts of naughty things to her. I want her.
That makes me bisexual, right?
Or it could make you an attention whore on a board full of dirty, old perverts.
I kid, I kid.

Or it could make you an attention whore on a board full of dirty, old perverts.
I kid, I kid.
You sure? :p

Recently I've become uber attracted to two chicks.
The thing of it is, they both look like hot guys.
I daydream about kissing them and whatever, but I kind of wish that they were guys, because the thought of having sex with either of them isn't very appealing.
So am I a lesbian? I'm still really attracted to guys.
I'm thinking that maybe I'm just so horny that I'm attracted to everyone (going through a self-imposed dry-spell, which is Hell). Or, it could be that I'm so very pissed off at guys that I am willing myself to be a lesbot...:confused:
What do y'all think?

If you do decide to become a lesbo, please film your encounters with other women and send the films to me. ;)

If you do decide to become a lesbo, please film your encounters with other women and send the films to me. ;)
CC to me.

If you do decide to become a lesbo, please film your encounters with other women and send the films to me. ;)
Ok, maybe I was wrong about the dirty, old perverts part.
And Czardas, keep your anti-sexualism out of my morgue! No, I meant to say bedroom! BEDROOM! I'd never, not with a . . .

Or it could make you an attention whore on a board full of dirty, old perverts.
I kid, I kid.
Is there any chance that I could get some serious responses to my posts?
A whore isn't a whore unless men are willing to pay her for sex.
If you all disaprove of this thread, you could just not respond to it...

And Czardas, keep your anti-sexualism out of my morgue! No, I meant to say bedroom! BEDROOM! I'd never, not with a . . .
That's ok, my anti-sexualism is only limited to conventional stuff like normal intercourse, oral sex, anal sex, etc. ;)

I was 110% sure that I wasn't. It's not that I have anything against it, or was trying not to be; I just really wasn't attracted to chicks at all.
Now...
Now I'm not so sure. I really like this girl. I like her more by the day. I want to do all sorts of naughty things to her. I want her.
That makes me bisexual, right?
If my experiences are anything to go by (not saying they are), almost all bi's go thru this. I gather quite a few homo's does as well.
Also, many women of your age (I'm guessing you're between 15 & 25) find themselves experimenting with other women at some point.

Whatever happens, don't worry about what it means for your sexuality. I know it's a bitch worrying about the implications, so try not to. Get drunk or something. Whatever happens, happens, and there's not a whole lot you can do about it.

Edit: I'd give you some advice on how to score, but it rarely happens when I'm sober enough to remember how... Sorry.

Is there any chance that I could get some serious responses to my posts?
A whore isn't a whore unless men are willing to pay her for sex.
If you all disaprove of this thread, you could just not respond to it...

Technically, you would only be a whore if you did accept the money.

I was 110% sure that I wasn't. It's not that I have anything against it, or was trying not to be; I just really wasn't attracted to chicks at all.
Now...
Now I'm not so sure. I really like this girl. I like her more by the day. I want to do all sorts of naughty things to her. I want her.
That makes me bisexual, right?

Yes, yes it does. At least to some degree. It might just be a phase, or it might just be this one person, but basically, and as far as matters now, yes that makes you bisexual.

That's just the thing. What if she likes girls, but doesn't want to have sex yet? She's only 16.

I'm guessing it works differently for girls. I didn't know many sixteen year olds that wouldn't have done it given half a chance. I think that applies doubly so to the ones that have given it enough thought to decide they are or might be gay.

That's ok, my anti-sexualism is only limited to conventional stuff like normal intercourse, oral sex, anal sex, etc. ;)
Then come by sometime. We have such sights to show you!

Is there any chance that I could get some serious responses to my posts?
A whore isn't a whore unless men are willing to pay her for sex.
If you all disaprove of this thread, you could just not respond to it...
Its not that I disaprove, its that you just set me up for it. If someone is wearing a novelty shirt that has a bullseye on it, is it really wrong to shoot them?
As far as Constructive advice? Watch your step, and be sure that you don't cross whatever line you apparently crossed the other day.

Then come by sometime. We have such sights to show you!
I'm fine with anything...unconventional, except involving scissors. For some reason I have an odd fear of scissors in that context. :eek:

I'm fine with anything...unconventional, except involving scissors. For some reason I have an odd fear of scissors in that context. :eek:
Be grateful you've not heard the story of the hungy sea turtle then. You'll never look at turtles the same way again.

I'm fine with anything...unconventional, except involving scissors. For some reason I have an odd fear of scissors in that context. :eek:
I'd never use something as crude or pedestrian as scissors, not when one has access to such a fine array of scalpels, that would be like breaking into a mall so you can steal from the penny fountain

I think that Oxwana has a point, so we should quit hijacking and return this thread to the immediate and world affecting topic at hand: Lesbian Sex in Canada. It was so important that I understand Clinton had an entire filing cabinet devoted to the topic while he was in office.

EDITED for amazingasms.

I dun think male or female matter. They are concepts used by humans to codified their surroundings and so everything as a label and a nice neat description with them.

Dont look at the gender. Personality, intelligence and other things that matter. If they happen to be female? Then thats fine. If they are male? Thats fine too. We are all human, and love, no matter how hard people try to erase it or forget it is very much apart of our nature. So embrace who you want, if they are ment for you that is.

But my hints actually are obvious, word. I have actually said, "Hey, if you ask me out, I'll say yes.".
Why can't other chicks make things so simple?


Did you try the "Hey, if you ask me out, I'll say yes.".... line on your new lady love?


I'm ahead of the game on that one. When we were leaving work, I apologized.
I wanted to tell her that usually I couldn't care less, and that the only legitimate reason (in my books) to be curious about a person's sexuality is if you like them. I was too shy, but I think that that'd be a good way to tell her that I like her, no?


Indeed, that WOULD be a good way to let her know you are interested, and interested in HER in particular. See how brave you feel.... that might be one of those things you can sneak out on the spur of the moment. :)


That's just the thing. What if she likes girls, but doesn't want to have sex yet? She's only 16.
That would suck so much.
I'll just keep my fingers crossed and pray that she's as freaky as I am.


Well, even if she didn't want to have sex yet, she might be up for some more sedate 'making out'... which might help you decide how much you 'like' this new aspect of your sexuality.

Also, of course, if you are a REALLY good kisser...


I vote for option five. That would rock.
Even if she never does end up doing that, I have some new choice fantasy material.


Ha ha. Well, if nothing else, at least I served that purpose. :D


Thank you so much for the well thought out advice!

Most welcome... just hope it helps.

Did you try the "Hey, if you ask me out, I'll say yes.".... line on your new lady love?That actually never occured to me, believe it or not. I should try it.


Indeed, that WOULD be a good way to let her know you are interested, and interested in HER in particular. See how brave you feel.... that might be one of those things you can sneak out on the spur of the moment. :)I think that I might just.


Well, even if she didn't want to have sex yet, she might be up for some more sedate 'making out'... which might help you decide how much you 'like' this new aspect of your sexuality.But some chicks wait, like, weeks before they kiss guys. Is it the same with lesbians?

Also, of course, if you are a REALLY good kisser...I am. I've never had the oportunity to try out my skills on a chick (except that one time, but she was drunk, so I don't think that she noticed or cared how fabulously I kissed her), but I have had quite a bit of practise all around, and I've been told that I was good (in three languages). ;)


I hope it helps.It already has. My outlook has improved significantly, and I'll be using some of your suggestions at work on thursday.
Thanks again.

That actually never occured to me, believe it or not. I should try it.

I think that I might just.

But some chicks wait, like, weeks before they kiss guys. Is it the same with lesbians?

I am. I've never had the oportunity to try out my skills on a chick (except that one time, but she was drunk, so I don't think that she noticed or cared how fabulously I kissed her), but I have had quite a bit of practise all around, and I've been told that I was good (in three languages). ;)

It already has. My outlook has improved significantly, and I'll be using some of your suggestions at work on thursday.
Thanks again.

He he... just take what feels right, take your courage in both hands, and make your move. Pick your own pace... don't rush to 'get it' if you feel comfortable at a slower pace, but also don't let her get away, just because you spend too much time umming and aahing.

You're always such a sweety on Nation States... how could she possibly resist?

:) Good luck in Girl-Land. :)

He he... just take what feels right, take your courage in both hands, and make your move. Pick your own pace... don't rush to 'get it' if you feel comfortable at a slower pace, but also don't let her get away, just because you spend too much time umming and aahing.Good advice all around, for everyone, I think.


You're always such a sweety on Nation States... how could she possibly resist?Well...
I am pretty loveable.:D
It's very kind of you to say.


:) Good luck in Girl-Land. :)The more I think about it, the more it seems like a fun place to be.

WAIT!!!

I can't let you do this, Ox. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9800432&postcount=18

Seriously, best of luck with getting some hot lady lovin' If you manage tocrack the secret, don't forget to share

The more I think about it, the more it seems like a fun place to be.

Indeed, it is. And, if you decide it's not for you, after all... you don't have to stay there.

Although, it sounds like it just might be your sort of place, after all. :)

WAIT!!!

I can't let you do this, Ox. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9800432&postcount=18

Seriously, best of luck with getting some hot lady lovin' If you manage tocrack the secret, don't forget to shareDon't stress, I can still have your babies.
They'll just have two mommies.:p
Thanks. If I do crack the code, you'll be the first to know.

Don't stress, I can still have your babies.
They'll just have two mommies.:p
Thanks. If I do crack the code, you'll be the first to know.

Hmmm, okay. But natural conception and your girlfriend has to be there too.

Hmmm, okay. But natural conception and your girlfriend has to be there too.Deal.
It's my moral duty to do everything that I can to help you pass on your stellar DNA. Even if it's group sex (cause we all know how I hate group sex).

Deal.
It's my moral duty to do everything that I can to help you pass on your stellar DNA. Even if it's group sex (cause we all know how I hate group sex).

As soon as I work out what your name is and where you live, I'm so holding you to that.:fluffle: :fluffle:

Recently I've become uber attracted to two chicks.
The thing of it is, they both look like hot guys.
I daydream about kissing them and whatever, but I kind of wish that they were guys, because the thought of having sex with either of them isn't very appealing.
So am I a lesbian? I'm still really attracted to guys.
I'm thinking that maybe I'm just so horny that I'm attracted to everyone (going through a self-imposed dry-spell, which is Hell). Or, it could be that I'm so very pissed off at guys that I am willing myself to be a lesbot...:confused:
What do y'all think?

as i'm sure you've figured out, guys love lesbians.

as i'm sure you've figured out, guys love lesbians.I have noticed.

I have noticed.

Guys also like straight girls and bisexual girls.

as i'm sure you've figured out, guys love lesbians.
I don't.

I HATE them, actually.

I don't.

I HATE them, actually.

Well, I love them. My two best friends are lesbians. They come in pairs.:D

Now that its mentioned... I do have an abundant amount of guy friends. For some reason now Im hestinant to show affection infront of them. They might get a bloody nose or something.

Guys also like straight girls and bisexual girls.True story. Lesbians also like lesbians. Lesbians, bisexual guys and girls, and straight guys. Everyone loves lesbians.
yay

I don't.

I HATE them, actually.

Well you don't count.

Well you don't count.
Don't care. :p

I still hate them. :p

Don't care. :p

I still hate them. :p

Why do you hate them, exactly?

'Cuz I'm jealous, and i'm pissed, and i think that THEY are the reason why I'M

Why you are.... ?

Why do you hate them, exactly?
'Cuz I'm jealous, and i'm pissed, and i think that THEY are the reason why I'M still single!!!!! :mad: :upyours: :mad:

(sorry, hit "reply" instead of "preview" on that last post.)

'Cuz I'm jealous, and i'm pissed, and i think that THEY are the reason why I'M still single!!!!! :mad: :upyours: :mad:

(sorry, hit "reply" instead of "preview" on that last post.)
Yeah... that must be it...;)

*seethes*

'Cuz I'm jealous, and i'm pissed, and i think that THEY are the reason why I'M still single!!!!! :mad: :upyours: :mad:

(sorry, hit "reply" instead of "preview" on that last post.)

Personally, I'd put the blame on your perceived anger management issue instead than blame lesbians :-P

Besides, there's nothing guaranteeing that a lesbian girl would've been interested in you if she'd been straight. Straight girls don't seem interested in you much, from what you just posted.

I guess that leaves you with gay men. I can give you a tour, if you'd like.:p

Personally, I'd put the blame on your perceived anger management issue instead than blame lesbians :-P

Besides, there's nothing guaranteeing that a lesbian girl would've been interested in you if she'd been straight. Straight girls don't seem interested in you much, from what you just posted.

I guess that leaves you with gay men. I can give you a tour, if you'd like.:p
I don't want to get married and grow old with a guy! :mad:

I want a WOMAN, dammit!

Lesbians are NOT the reason you're single, sir.

Lesbians are NOT the reason you're single, sir.
Direct, and ABSOLUTE proof, please, sir.

Apparently, 80% of women are bisexual to some degree. So if you are attracted to girls and guys, don't be worried...?

Everyone is at least bi. If they say they are not. Then they are lying.

I don't want to get married and grow old with a guy! :mad:

I want a WOMAN, dammit!

Well, maybe you could have lots of hot sex with guys, THEN marry and get old with a woman.

Quite frankly, there ARE clear advantages to being gay. We never have headaches, for one. :D

Everyone is at least bi. If they say they are not. Then they are lying.

Then call me a liar. I'm so gay it's not even funny.

I want a WOMAN, dammit!ME TOO!
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SHOUTING!

Everyone is at least bi. If they say they are not. Then they are lying.

Could you please provide an article agreeing with that statement? No...? I didn't think so.

It should have read everyone woman. Not everyone one, cause I can understand why a man would not want hot sweaty gay sex. Only one choice. And that one tends to be painful XD

It should have read everyone woman. Not everyone one, cause I can understand why a man would not want hot sweaty gay sex. Only one choice. And that one tends to be painful XD

Again, could you defend that statement, please?

I love checking in for my daily dose of the Oxwana Report.

Again, could you defend that statement, please?

Personal experience and speaking with others mostly. And meh you are being entirely to serious. Maybe try removing the stick from your posterior?

Direct, and ABSOLUTE proof, please, sir.

Well, I suppose I can't offer any kind of concrete proof that there isn't a vast lesbian conspiracy to deny you poon. But I would imagine that your lack of a female might be more closely tied to your angry and often times violent attitude towards women, combined with your nigh-unattainable standards for your potential companion, with your self-defeating attitude playing a large role. But I'm not a psychiatrist.

Well, I suppose I can't offer any kind of concrete proof that there isn't a vast lesbian conspiracy to deny you poon. But I would imagine that your lack of a female might be more closely tied to your angry and often times violent attitude towards women, combined with your nigh-unattainable standards for your potential companion, with your self-defeating attitude playing a large role. But I'm not a psychiatrist.
Anger towards women? I know i'm pissed at them, but I would like your thoughts on my anger towards women, please. :)

Anger towards women? I know i'm pissed at them, but I would like your thoughts on my anger towards women, please. :)

You're pissed at them. That doesn't count as anger?

I love checking in for my daily dose of the Oxwana Report.It's nice to know that my teenage angst is entertaining, at least.

Guys also like straight girls and bisexual girls.

....and sheep, camels, moist pillows.

men are gross, oxwana. stick to girls.

men are gross.
hmm. depends.

I second the motion.
I really am pretty confused here and would appreciate if people made an effort to take this seriously, and stay on topic. I need some advice.
But for now, I have to go to bed, and decide whether I will think about girls or guys when I jack off...:eek:


..... Thanks for the info.. :confused:

..... Thanks for the info.. :confused:You're welcome?

No that was sarcasm

You're welcome?
I'm just curious how you're going to jack off....?

It should have read everyone woman. Not everyone one, cause I can understand why a man would not want hot sweaty gay sex. Only one choice. And that one tends to be painful XD

Hot sweaty gay sex doesn't tend to be painful. That's a myth.

First of all, local statistics show that only 1/3 of gay males in my province perform anal sex on a regular basis. It's perfectly possible, and certainly very pleasurable, to make love without penetration. One should use his imagination in the sex acts.

Second, it's a biologically proven fact that every man is born with a prostate. Let me get this straight: you do not understand the fun that is your prostate. Prostates rock. I wish I had more than one.

Third, penetration, while done correctly, doesn't hurt. Otherwise, women and gay men wouldn't do it. Going slowly and using lubrification are the basic steps that make penetration painless. Remember that.

Lastly, you could have hot sweaty gay sex where you're not the one who is on the receiving end. Although I find it ethically dubious for a guy to perform on his partner something he wouldn't be ready to do in return, some men do not have this moral qualm. You just have to find a guy who likes more being penetrated than penetrating his lover.

It's nice to know that my teenage angst is entertaining, at least.

Everyone loves teen angst, especially when it involves lesbians;)

No that was sarcasmI got that. I still don't understand what you were getting at.
Did your post, in fact, have a point?

I'm just curious how you're going to jack off....?There are plenty of places on the internet where you can find out how chicks jack off. Here is not one of them.

-snip-
Agreed. Not only is anal sex a relatively infrequent activity of your average gay man, but it is a pleasureable one, when done correctly.
Everyone who gives it a fair chance will love it.

It should have read everyone woman. Not everyone one, cause I can understand why a man would not want hot sweaty gay sex. Only one choice. And that one tends to be painful XD

You seem to be ignoring the fact that anal sex is about as common in 'gay' men, as it is in 'straight' men... which, of course, means that 'gay' men MUST be using other options, yes?

Also - anal intercourse is only painful if it's not done with tender loving care.

Agreed. Not only is anal sex a relatively infrequent activity of your average gay man, but it is a pleasureable one, when done correctly.
Everyone who gives it a fair chance will love it.

Hmmm... how do you know about that, exactly?

Oh, wait, you said you went out wiht guys. But you don't have a prostate, and you liked it. So imagine what it would be with a prostate.

Did I mention that prostates rock?:p

Did I mention that prostates rock?:p

If your prostate's a rock, you've got problems... :p

If your prostate's a rock, you've got problems... :p
Oh, so that's why I can't....never mind. <_< >_>

If your prostate's a rock, you've got problems... :p

:eek:

Now you're misquoting me on purpose! :headbang:

Labels are stupid. I'd say you're just attracted to masculinity.

I'm straight, but I think girls who look like hot guys are really attractive. Yeah, that probably slides me down the Kinsey scale a bit, but I'm not what most people consider bi. Women in general don't do much for me beyond "curves are aesthetically pleasing." Men, on the other hand, I find enjoyable in a wide range of flavors. :)

But again, labels are stupid and there are far more than 2 or 3 sexualities.

I'm straight, but I think girls who look like hot guys are really attractive. Women in general don't do much for me beyond "curves are aesthetically pleasing." Men, on the other hand, I find enjoyable in a wide range

I'm confused.

I'm confused.

What's confusing?

What's confusing?

Finding curvy women and women who look like guys attractive, and claiming each to be your sole type.

:eek:

Now you're misquoting me on purpose! :headbang:

Only cuz it's fun. ;)

Finding curvy women and women who look like guys attractive, and claiming each to be your sole type.

As far as I can see, she's attracted to men and attracted to women who look like hot men. She finds womens curves attractive in a "I can appreciate how asthetically pleasing they are" way, but generally isn't actually attracted to them (there's a difference).

As far as I can see, she's attracted to men and attracted to women who look like hot men. She finds womens curves attractive in a "I can appreciate how asthetically pleasing they are" way, but generally isn't actually attracted to them (there's a difference).

You got it! Thank you.

I like looking at women's bodies because they're pleasing to my eye. They don't arouse me, though. Hence, I like art nudes and not lesbian porn.

You got it! Thank you.

I like looking at women's bodies because they're pleasing to my eye. They don't arouse me, though. Hence, I like art nudes and not lesbian porn.

Oh, I see

yay!!!!!!!!
Work was wonderful tonight.
The first four hours was slow, and my lady was in a horrible mood. I thought it was me. Think of a sad puppy, but more pathetic - that was me. But for the second half, my girl Em was helping me to find out if she was a lesbo (to get me to shut up about it). It was cool, but it seemed like the world was conspiring to keep us from being alone together... Then in the last two hours, she and I were working alone, just joking around, whatever. She told me that she was wearing Woody Woodpecker boxers, and I told her that I was wearing the same thing that I was the last time I was wearing last time we talked about skivvies (nothing). She said, "that's hot", and made my day. Like you have no idea. She gave me hope and made me all glow-y (pathetic, I know).
I had the sneaking suspicion that she knew what I was all about. I'm bad at keeping my own secrets, and half the people at work know... And I can't stop talking about her. But then when we were finally alone...
"You know the question that you asked me the other day? The answer is yes". She was talking about the sexuality question. yay!!!!!
Why would she tell me if she didn't want me to know? So I told her about how I think that the only reason to be concerned about someone's sexuality is if you want to, you know, make it your business. She said that she "got me".
I was, of course, way too happy for someone approaching the end of an 8 hour shift after 6 hours at school, and I drew some attention. She asked me straight up (with the most gorgeous grin on her face) why I was so "goddamn happy". I told her that she knew... But she wanted to play it like that, and I was suddenly too shy to say it...
Finally I had to ask Em in front of her, "hey Em, what's the only thing I'm ever this happy about?"
"Sex", she replied.
My lady was like, "Why is she thinking about sex?" (I know that she needed to hear it, and that I'm chicken shit for not being able to tell her myself).
"Look in the mirror", said Em (I love that girl).
And now the girl is mine (almost). I'm silly happy. I want her so much that it's not even a little funny. I've never even felt like this about a guy. Girl infatuation is soooo much better than boy infatuation.
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next smoke break.... Hot lesbo action, here I come!

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Next smoke break.... Hot lesbo action, here I come!
You know that post earlier, where I predicted that you were an attention-seeker on a forum filled with dirty old men? I really think that I was right.
And remember, suck is ok, blow is not. I think that was a reference to Dave Berry, but I can't be sure.

yay!!!!!!!!
~~snip~~
Next smoke break.... Hot lesbo action, here I come!


:fluffle:
That's some good work, Ox.:D Congratulations.:cool: