NationStates Jolt Archive

greetings all

Hey Gene, the first smart guy today to find this thread
*continues to laugh*

I am going to spank someone the next time they make the next thread number prematurely.............we have to play by the rules or else get smited! You know we walk the line already....sigh.

*looks for Tribes while holding a sandwich and a beer*

Hey Gene, the first smart guy today to find this thread
*continues to laugh*
lol, i noticed that.

*thinks peech*

There's no girl like Peech...there's no girl like Peech...

*clicks heels of red shoes*

OOC: OK, so I couldn't make 'hot sexeh lady' fit, so I put girl. Sue me.



haha.....I swooned anyway Tribesy..........you know that. ;)

I am going to spank someone the next time they make the next thread number prematurely.............we have to play by the rules or else get smited! You know we walk the line already....sigh.

*looks for Tribes while holding a sandwich and a beer*
*from the other thread, tribes 'tribey senses' beer and sandwiches. Then he sees Peech. From this point on, the deal is sealed*

Evenin' all

*from the other thread, tribes 'tribey senses' beer and sandwiches. Then he sees Peech. From this point on, the deal is sealed*

Evenin' all

I tried to revive you this morning, but nothing

I tried to revive you this morning, but nothing
Sorry love, that multiple climax thing left me...unreachable. How girls can do it and not just lie in bed for days in a stupor is beyond me :p

*from the other thread, tribes 'tribey senses' beer and sandwiches. Then he sees Peech. From this point on, the deal is sealed*

Evenin' all


*french kisses him even though he has a mouthful of sandwich*

Leaving now........just wanted to make sure you had some sustenance before I left.


bye all........gotta run! :fluffle:

*french kisses him even though he has a mouthful of sandwich*

Leaving now........just wanted to make sure you had some sustenance before I left.


bye all........gotta run! :fluffle:
*can't really kiss peech back because of sandwich*

<muffled voice> Come back!

Sorry love, that multiple climax thing left me...unreachable. How girls can do it and not just lie in bed for days in a stupor is beyond me :p


It's a gift from the Goddess
*smug smirk*

It's a gift from the Goddess
*smug smirk*
Can you *looks around furtively* do it again?

Can you *looks around furtively* do it again?

*gives him a cup of hot cocoa, pouring a little Divine Liquor in it*
There.
And this is from me.
*glowing, her hands reach for his head and slowly, she frenchkisses him, th glow spreading to his whole body, her tongue teasing and receiving. she ends the kiss and leaves him breathless*

beu bye y'all, see ya tomorrow... on the right thread!

bye, tcg :)

*gives him a cup of hot cocoa, pouring a little Divine Liquor in it*
There.
And this is from me.
*glowing, her hands reach for his head and slowly, she frenchkisses him, th glow spreading to his whole body, her tongue teasing and receiving. she ends the kiss and leaves him breathless*
*can't breathe*

*gasps for air*

Bye....C....G...*falls unconscious*

*can't breathe*

*gasps for air*

Bye....C....G...*falls unconscious*

Hey, it not our fault someone left us with a hundred and fifty posts to play with. You guys are just jealous because we're funny. Argh! Let go of my throat. *passes out*

Hey, it not our fault someone left us with a hundred and fifty posts to play with. You guys are just jealous because we're funny. Argh! Let go of my throat. *passes out*
*reads that last sentence*

Joc...do you have any issues posted in the actual nationstates game? I recognise that phrase...

*reads that last sentence*

Joc...do you have any issues posted in the actual nationstates game? I recognise that phrase...

No, but that's where I got the phrase from. I was hoping someone would get it.

No, but that's where I got the phrase from. I was hoping someone would get it.
*does a small dance in the corner*

*slays peasants* - I miss LP at the mo.

*does a small dance in the corner*

*slays peasants* - I miss LP at the mo.

*laughs* Isn't it weird how we can be friends in one dimension and mortal foes in another? *Hands TTOL a beer with a label that reads "Magic Any Kind of Beer"*

*laughs* Isn't it weird how we can be friends in one dimension and mortal foes in another? *Hands TTOL a beer with a label that reads "Magic Any Kind of Beer"*
Ah, how true.

*stalks Joc in the long grass. In a friendly, cheeky chappy sort of way. With an elephant gun*

*films you two from her tower window*

*films you two from her tower window*
*gets confused*

Hang on... isn't CG the voyeur of the group? :confused:

*films you two from her tower window*

*Jacks up tower and puts in on top of a giant spring that makes the tower sway back and forth and bounce*

BWAH! HA! HA! Your plan to film is foiled.

*superfreezes peech's camera so she can't film anyone*

:D

*superfreezes peech's camera so she can't film anyone*

:D
*is confused. Alot at the moment, apparently*

Is there some sort of innuendo hidden so deftly in there? And what is it? Come on, tell me. Go on. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!

AHAHAHA! I looked you all up on the pic thread. Real nice ladies and gents. Reeeeeeeel nice :D

*is confused. Alot at the moment, apparently*

Is there some sort of innuendo hidden so deftly in there? And what is it? Come on, tell me. Go on. Go on
no, no innuendo, just going with the flow (others were trying to prevent Peech from filming people, so I just joined in and tossed my own 2 cents)

no, no innuendo, just going with the flow (others were trying to prevent Peech from filming people, so I just joined in and tossed my own 2 cents)

There was in mine. BOIIINNNNNGGGG!!!

AHAHAHA! I looked you all up on the pic thread. Real nice ladies and gents. Reeeeeeeel nice :D
You didn't look me up. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies*

no, no innuendo, just going with the flow (others were trying to prevent Peech from filming people, so I just joined in and tossed my own 2 cents)
Bah, and there I was ready to give the thread an innuendo booster shot. :(

Well I came in to say this:
AHAHAHA! I looked you all up on the pic thread. Real nice ladies and gents. Reeeeeeeel nice :D

And I did!
Look, here it is again!
AHAHAHA! I looked you all up on the pic thread. Real nice ladies and gents. Reeeeeeeel nice :D

So I'll see you all when my student days stop consuming my time like so much clam chowder. Later! :D

You didn't look me up. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies*


Bah, and there I was ready to give the thread an innuendo booster shot. :(
Go ahead. I don't care. I'm just overly tired to care about much tonight. :p

*Still waiting to hear from peech from within her giant bouncing phallus*

*Still waiting to hear from peech from within her giant bouncing phallus*
Reminds me of one of the Austin Powers movies.... :D

Go ahead. I don't care. I'm just overly tired to care about much tonight. :p
Why, what have you been doing? Eh? Eh?

OK, so that was pathetic. I'll try later. Just give me some material - anything - I can usually make anything dirty in real life.

My mom's arthritis is causing severe pains throughout her body and her legs are numb, and a host of other things, and my family "misses me", so I purposely didn't get enough sleep, 'cuz I've gotta be there for emotional support.
OK, so I can't make innuendo out of that. Unless I was going to be both clichéd and offensive in two words, which I refuse to use anyway.

EDIT: Gotta go. See y'all tomorrow.

OK, so I can't make innuendo out of that. Unless I was going to be both clichéd and offensive in two words, which I refuse to use anyway.
Yah, it's a bit too serious for this thread. :/

And I need to learn to keep my mouth shut. :p

EDIT: later :)

*Still waiting to hear from peech from within her giant bouncing phallus*

Did you really think a giant bouncing phallus could keep me from my work? ;)

Well TCG is the voyer but Hades Rules was the one who filmed all the porn and whatnot. So since he hasnt been back in ages....I confiscated his equipment.........some really nice stuff. I was just trying to get some boy action for my collection of movies

*looks at snuff film collection*

*saunters in stretching and yawing*

*adjusts kilt before settling on his throne*
morning everyone

*stretches sensuously on her pillow pile and turns on her stomach to watch has Choq adjusts his kilt*
Morning Choq.

*waves from under the kilt*

Hi Goddess

*waves from under the kilt*

Hi Goddess

My sweet LP who must be furious that I didn't send what i promised... As
soon as i'm done my little project i'll send it along... you have no reason to believe me now, but *shrugs* couldn't be helped.

*warrior sense kicks in and wakens her suddenly.......someones here....who........i think.....*


CHOQ!!!!!!!!!!!

*french kisses him good morning and carves tic tac toe on his bicep*

My sweet LP who must be furious that I didn't send what i promised... As
soon as i'm done my little project i'll send it along... you have no reason to believe me now, but *shrugs* couldn't be helped.
*glares*

Just send it, you tease

*warrior sense kicks in and wakens her suddenly.......someones here....who........i think.....*


CHOQ!!!!!!!!!!!

*french kisses him good morning and carves tic tac toe on his bicep*
*plays tic tac toe with her, waves to cg, pets lp*
how's my favorite people this morning?

*plays tic tac toe with her, waves to cg, pets lp*
how's my favorite people this morning?


better now that youve arrived. look at what i did yesterday out of boredom....


*shows him a patchwork quilt made from scrotums*

*plays bell under Choq's kilt*

Bing bang bong

better now that youve arrived. look at what i did yesterday out of boredom....


*shows him a patchwork quilt made from scrotums*

ohh its pahretty *kisses her*


ooc: i guess now this means i need a pic of my trench, preferably blowing in the wind *nods* more dramatic that wayno worries peech no sleeves you can still drool *licks her and cg, then frenches cg, peech and lp*

*licks her and cg, then frenches cg, peech and lp*
Simultaneously? Yum

Simultaneously? Yum
awww you're so my favorite boy *kisses again longer and slower*

ohh its pahretty *kisses her*


ooc: i guess now this means i need a pic of my trench, preferably blowing in the wind *nods* more dramatic that wayno worries peech no sleeves you can still drool *licks her and cg, then frenches cg, peech and lp*

*she steadies herself after his kiss and takes Peech by the waist to tastes her favorite morning treat*

awww you're so my favorite boy *kisses again longer and slower*
I'm a man

*stomps foot*

I'm a man

*stomps foot*

?.... what foot?
*frenchkiss*

?.... what foot?
*lets go of the peasant who runs away*

Well not mine obviously. Peech has them

*bites the chocolaty tongue*

I'm a man

*stomps foot*
*chuckles deeply* ok ok *kisses again my favorite man

*chuckles deeply* ok ok *kisses again my favorite man
*grabs Choq's ass*

*goes back to her tassled pillow pile and drops on them, stretching and moaning*

This feels good.

*grabs Choq's ass*

*bites neck playfully*
would you like a beer lover?
*grabs LP's ass*

What's up my twisted, sex mad homies?

Yeah, that really doesn't work with an English accent. Ahem.

Oh look, a legless peasant! *runs while everyone tries to find the copycat peasant*

What's up my twisted, sex mad homies?

Yeah, that really doesn't work with an English accent. Ahem.

Oh look, a legless peasant! *runs while everyone tries to find the copycat peasant*

Oh no you don't *she freezes him in his tracks*

*bites neck playfully*
would you like a beer lover?
*grabs LP's ass*
*searches Choq for a beer*

Where are you keeping it?

*searches Choq for a beer*

Where are you keeping it?
*picks beer up off throne* right here
*smiles licking his lips* enjoy

Oh no you don't *she freezes him in his tracks*
*frozen inside a giant chocolate icicle, tribes contemplates the meaning of life, the universe, and why people insist on eating mouldy cheese. However, just before the answer is ascertained, the choc-ice melts slightly, pushing some divine chocolate into his mouth. From then on, all thought is lost*

What's up my twisted, sex mad homies?

Yeah, that really doesn't work with an English accent. Ahem.

Oh look, a legless peasant! *runs while everyone tries to find the copycat peasant*


haha..........I would love to here you say that-lol

*picks beer up off throne* right here
*smiles licking his lips* enjoy
*pours the beer all over his face, commercial style*

Aaaaaah!

*shakes beer from his hair*

*pours the beer all over his face, commercial style*

Aaaaaah!

*shakes beer from his hair*
*drools*
*licks*
mmm guiness
*licks again*

*drools*
*licks*
mmm guiness
*licks again*
*puts the widget in Choq's mouth*

*frozen inside a giant chocolate icicle, tribes contemplates the meaning of life, the universe, and why people insist on eating mouldy cheese. However, just before the answer is ascertained, the choc-ice melts slightly, pushing some divine chocolate into his mouth. From then on, all thought is lost*

*chuckles and softly walks over to him, blowing in his ear, whispering*
You've been naughty... you've been away too long... no tongues... no brainy readings...

haha..........I would love to here you say that-lol
Yeah, well. The problems of having no microphone on your computer, kids, are too great to contemlpate.

Therefore, I shall now get wasted on sandwiches and fill up on beer. I think.

*runs to peech, hoping for a steady supply of sandwiches and beer. And a supply of peech, of course ;) *

*puts the widget in Choq's mouth*
*sucks on widget*

Yeah, well. The problems of having no microphone on your computer, kids, are too great to contemlpate.

Therefore, I shall now get wasted on sandwiches and fill up on beer. I think.

*runs to peech, hoping for a steady supply of sandwiches and beer. And a supply of peech, of course ;) *

*covers tribes eyes....leads him by the hand over to a 10 ft long table*

ok open your eyes......


*a table of 20 different kinds of sandwiches are spread out in front of him with chips and cookies and condiments and everything he could possibly put on a sandwich*

but wait........theres more....

*she opens the double door 45 cubic ft fridge to show him an array of beers.......all his favorites.........all ice cold*

enjoy ;)

*covers tribes eyes....leads him by the hand over to a 10 ft long table*

ok open your eyes......


*a table of 20 different kinds of sandwiches are spread out in front of him with chips and cookies and condiments and everything he could possibly put on a sandwich*

but wait........theres more....

*she opens the double door 45 cubic ft fridge to show him an array of beers.......all his favorites.........all ice cold*

enjoy ;)
*for the first time in years, tribes sheds a tear. Of unadulterated joy*

*then jumps on the table, smearing himself with sandwiches and eating & drinking as much as he can*

(through a mouthful of sandwich and beer) Thankyou peech!!! I owe you...

*sucks on widget*
Suck it baby

*frenches Choq, taking the widget from him*

Suck it baby

*frenches Choq, taking the widget from him*
*watches LP and choq, mouth gaping in slight shock*

Dudes, this has been the most homoerotic thing happening in here sice...well...this other time with LP...

Suck it baby

*frenches Choq, taking the widget from him*
*laughs and returns kiss while petting him*

Suck it baby

*frenches Choq, taking the widget from him*

*she watches them, fanning herself and cursing her lack of pen and paper*

*watches LP and choq, mouth gaping in slight shock*

Dudes, this has been the most homoerotic thing happening in here sice...well...this other time with LP...
I'm an amateur...... you should look at these tapes from Peech and the Goddess

I'm an amateur...... you should look at these tapes from Peech and the Goddess
lol

I'm an amateur...... you should look at these tapes from Peech and the Goddess

Where is she anyway?
*looks around the room for her lover*

I'm an amateur...... you should look at these tapes from Peech and the Goddess
*looks at tapes of Peech and CG*

Oh my... :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

*looks at tapes of Peech and CG*

Oh my... :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D
yeah that guy over there you see in the back thats me *nods* im a movie star

Where is she anyway?
*looks around the room for her lover*



I'm......uh......well...


doing something

*looks at tapes of Peech and CG*

Oh my... :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D
No no. They film theirselves too

I'm......uh......well...


doing something
*licks her*
this helping?

yeah that guy over there you see in the back thats me *nods* im a movie star
So why are you holding a boom?

*watches a bit more*

And why is the director shouting at you to "get out of shot, soundboy!"? :confused:

So why are you holding a boom?

*watches a bit more*

And why is the director shouting at you to "get out of shot, soundboy!"? :confused:

well i was err.. in the movie
*nods*

*looks at tapes of Peech and CG*

Oh my... :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

You haven't seen anything yet...

*licks her*
this helping?


yes.........it always helps to be licked when youre typing out a Punch List



(dont i wish)

well i was err.. in the movie
*nods*
CUT CUT!

Soundboy. Be silent and just hold the stick up high

So why are you holding a boom?

*watches a bit more*

And why is the director shouting at you to "get out of shot, soundboy!"? :confused:


LOL...

CUT CUT!

Soundboy. Be silent and just hold the stick up high

*lifts kilt* like this?


@peech:
i like spiked punch *nods*

*lifts kilt* like this?


@peech:
i like spiked punch *nods*
higher.

You haven't seen anything yet...
Yeah, well, what I have seen would change the face of adult videos forever. And indeed, probably all those other bits that get in there. Damn, you girls have some high standard....video gear. ¬_¬

You haven't seen anything yet...


word.

just wait til we visit .......I'm filming our time together......lunch, dinner, site seeing...........erm...yes thats all I am filming. *winks @ TCG*

higher.
*drops kilt* better?

word.

just wait til we visit .......I'm filming our time together......lunch, dinner, site seeing...........erm...yes thats all I am filming. *winks @ TCG*
I'd pay to see a film of you lunching on....I mean, with CG. Yes. Lunching with CG. Definitely not lunching on CG. ;)

word.

just wait til we visit .......I'm filming our time together......lunch, dinner, site seeing...........erm...yes thats all I am filming. *winks @ TCG*

*throaty laugh*
And if you can, you can come to our party too Tribes... i may even be able to arrange something for you...but i guess we really need to get the planning of the event going...

word.

just wait til we visit .......I'm filming our time together......lunch, dinner, site seeing...........erm...yes thats all I am filming. *winks @ TCG*
if i hold the camera then you two can jsut worry about each other *nods* and when you're done sightseeing.... *cough* i could give you a tour... of errmm something

*drops kilt* better?
*sigh*

Do I have to do everyone..... I mean thing myself?

*holds Choq's stick firmly as high as possible*

Testing. One two

*sigh*

Do I have to do everyone..... I mean thing myself?

*holds Choq's stick firmly as high as possible*

Testing. One two

wait... lick the mic, to make sure it sounds its best *nods*

wait... lick the mic, to make sure it sounds its best *nods*
Dude...... you're not supposed to lick a mic.

*tries it anyway*

Weftinn omm woo

*throaty laugh*
And if you can, you can come to our party too Tribes... i may even be able to arrange something for you...but i guess we really need to get the planning of the event going...
I'm sure there are many places I could go within the video. All at the same time. I'm just that flexible...

Dude...... you're not supposed to lick a mic.

*tries it anyway*

Weftinn omm woo
*sighs* dude that wasnt the mic

*lifts kilt* like this?


@peech:
i like spiked punch *nods*

haha......do you know what a punch list is?

hint: it is not a list of ex boyfriends that i want taught a lesson.

*sighs* dude that wasnt the mic
Yeah. The mic is hairier.

*sighs* dude that wasnt the mic
now you're the expert all of a sudden?

Okay mister smarty....errr.....pants :confused:

*hands him the stick*

You lick it

haha......do you know what a punch list is?

hint: it is not a list of ex boyfriends that i want taught a lesson.


*looks around sips spiked punch* who says i was telling you to get me punch? *bats eyes, tackles and cuddles* HA!
i win

*looks around sips spiked punch* who says i was telling you to get me punch? *bats eyes, tackles and cuddles* HA!
i win


you got punch all over me now.....whos gonna clean this mess up???

you got punch all over me now.....whos gonna clean this mess up???

*comes up to Peech and starts licking*

you got punch all over me now.....whos gonna clean this mess up???
i guess ill have to take off your shirt to wash it
*removes shirt*
*licks her clean*
*forgets shirt*
*munches a peech for lunch*

*through a mouthful of beer and sandwiches*

Peechfest!

*dives on the pile*

mmm peech n creme

@ tribes lol

*turning, her body loses density and she walks back to her pillow pile, deciding to just watch*

I hope you saved some for me

*licks the peech leftovers*

*launches self after cg, having chocolate dessert*

*launches self after cg, having chocolate dessert*

*she sees him from the corner of her eye and has just enough time to disperse her mass so he falls through her, then she reappears on top, smiling*

*she sees him from the corner of her eye and has just enough time to disperse her mass so he falls through her, then she reappears on top, smiling*
*rubs possibly borken nose*
*tears stinging eyes*
ouch. god da-
*gets hit in nose by rock*
*falls over refusing to speak*

*she sees him from the corner of her eye and has just enough time to disperse her mass so he falls through her, then she reappears on top, smiling*
I'll bet it's better with you on top. ^-^

*innuendo meter explodes*

I'll bet it's better with you on top. ^-^

*innuendo meter explodes*

*nods* jsut ask her hammer *grins*
yay im covered with chocolate

*rubs possibly borken nose*
*tears stinging eyes*
ouch. god da-
*gets hit in nose by rock*
*falls over refusing to speak*

*bends over him, with a wicked grin, she touches his nose with a glowing hand, licks the blood, then sets it, while Choq squirms in pain. She then gently kisses it, then his cheeks, then his lips...

I'll bet it's better with you on top. ^-^

*innuendo meter explodes*

*raunchy laughter*
Yeah, depends on the mood... and who i'm trying to smother...

*bends over him, with a wicked grin, she touches his nose with a glowing hand, licks the blood, then sets it, while Choq squirms in pain. She then gently kisses it, then his cheeks, then his lips...
*thinks about breaking her nose jsut to show her*
*giggles at thought of angry goddess trying to kill him*
*slits her shoulder*
*sucks*
moans

*raunchy laughter*
Yeah, depends on the mood... and who i'm trying to smother...
Well, I do know this one guy who wouldn't mind being 'smothered' as you put it... ;)

Well, I do know this one guy who wouldn't mind being 'smothered' as you put it... ;)
Peech isn't a guy :rolleyes:

Peech isn't a guy :rolleyes:
OH MY GOD!

What? It's news to me :p

OH MY GOD!

What? It's news to me :p
Well I didn't know till she told me.

Well I didn't know till she told me.
You lie!

*does this (http://www.gogogadgetearl.com/pics/desks/family-guy_evil-monkey_tie.jpg)*

*sticks kiwis in cgs mouth* smother me ma cherie

You lie!

*does this (http://www.gogogadgetearl.com/pics/desks/family-guy_evil-monkey_tie.jpg)*
You have something on your teeth

*points*

You have something on your teeth

*points*

Who? Tribes? or Chocolate Goddess?

Well, I do know this one guy who wouldn't mind being 'smothered' as you put it... ;)

*licks him from head to...err... midsection, paying special attention to his...err.. belt buckle*

Who? Tribes? or Chocolate Goddess?
Well they both have eachother on their teeth actually

yup



*whistles and strolls off*

*sticks kiwis in cgs mouth* smother me ma cherie

*she sits on him, nibbling the kiwis, and peeling his banana*

*licks him from head to...err... midsection, paying special attention to his...err.. belt buckle*
silly i dont wear belts... unless i have knives strapped to me and i dont *nods*
*shoves her under kilt*
there smother in there

Who? Tribes? or Chocolate Goddess?

You could of had me... bu t you were preoccupied with inhihilating Tribes
*pouts*

silly i dont wear belts... unless i have knives strapped to me and i dont *nods*
*shoves her under kilt*
there smother in there

wasn't talking to you... already munching your kiwis and banana

*licks him from head to...err... midsection, paying special attention to his...err.. belt buckle*
*gets immense satisfaction from the attention being spent on his 'belt buckle'*

Oh...my....God....dess!

*gets immense satisfaction from the attention being spent on his 'belt buckle'*

Oh...my....God....dess!

*she continues to polish the buckle with her tongue, and mouth, sometimes nibbles at some... harder dirt particles*

*she continues to polish the buckle with her tongue, and mouth, sometimes nibbles at some... harder dirt particles*
*looks down*

You missed a spot. See...just there...

*enjoys having his belt buckle polished to the extreme of shinyness*

*smoke surrounds him, he dissappears into her pillows, smoke billowing then vanishing, him gone*
*a few minutes later his throne begins smoking and he appears sitting on it, now quite drunk and high*

*admires the birds and the bees*

*admires the birds and the bees*
*floats absinthe over to LP along with doobie* hows my favorite?
*motions for him to approach the throne*

*smoke surrounds him, he dissappears into her pillows, smoke billowing then vanishing, him gone*
*a few minutes later his throne begins smoking and he appears sitting on it, now quite drunk and high*

*she chuckles from her pillow pile... watching the smoke and Choq, tasting his kiwis and banana on her lips, smacking them. then she turns her attention to herself polishing Tribes buckle, finishing the job with some quick, hard strokes of her tongue,. she smiles to herself. Goddesshood...*

*she chuckles from her pillow pile... watching the smoke and Choq, tasting his kiwis and banana on her lips, smacking them. then she turns her attention to herself polishing Tribes buckle, finishing the job with some quick, hard strokes of her tongue,. she smiles to herself. Goddesshood...*
*having 'finished', tribes runs over to choq, taking some absinthe and a few pre-rolled doobies. He then runs over to Cgs pillow pile and downs the absinthe bottle, then smokes all the doobs at once. Then falls asleep, a look of ecstacy on his face*

*floats absinthe over to LP along with doobie* hows my favorite?
*motions for him to approach the throne*
*smokes the absynthe and drinks the doobie*

*makes an attempt at aproaching the throne*

*falls*

*looks at tribes*
*wonders why he stole the half empty bottle of piss*
*chuckles to himself*
*pouts over doobies getting stolen*

*smokes the absynthe and drinks the doobie*

*makes an attempt at aproaching the throne*

*falls*
*picks him up and cuddles on throne with him teasing his kiwis*

*looks at tribes*
*wonders why he stole the half empty bottle of piss*
*chuckles to himself*
*pouts over doobies getting stolen*
*wakes up, the taste of urine on his lips*

Oh, shi-*gets pummeled by flaming grammar-locusts*

Dude, that didn't hurt at all! The doob has saved me!

*sets about making a 50ft statue of a reefer to worship. After worshipping CG, of course*

Well I didn't know till she told me.


now you knew very well i wasnt a guy the very first time i showed you my boobs. :rolleyes:

*wakes up, the taste of urine on his lips*

Oh, shi-*gets pummeled by flaming grammar-locusts*

Dude, that didn't hurt at all! The doob has saved me!

*sets about making a 50ft statue of a reefer to worship. After worshipping CG, of course*

Thanks... really. *drinks her Divine Elixir and starts to glow*

*wakes up, the taste of urine on his lips*

Oh, shi-*gets pummeled by flaming grammar-locusts*

Dude, that didn't hurt at all! The doob has saved me!

*sets about making a 50ft statue of a reefer to worship. After worshipping CG, of course*
dude you drank piss

now you knew very well i wasnt a guy the very first time i showed you my boobs. :rolleyes:
Show me your boobs and I'll believe you aren't a man. And I have to ...do stuff with them too, just to check they aren't prosthetics. :p

Thanks... really. *drinks her Divine Elixir and starts to glow*
*from the corner, a small black kitten races out and leaps up to TCG's shoulder... then reaching around, He licks her lips.*
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
[mmmmmmmmmmmm. yum!]

dude you drank piss
So, you touch yourself at night. In the bad place. And not the normal bad place either.

EDIT: 3500posts.

now you knew very well i wasnt a guy the very first time i showed you my boobs. :rolleyes:
pffft. My dad has boobs too :p

So, you touch yourself at night.
thats no big secret... also sometimes 2 -3 times a ay at work

*picks him up and cuddles on throne with him teasing his kiwis*
Choq....... why are you green?

thats no big secret... also sometimes 2 -3 times a ay at work
And you eat babies

Show me your boobs and I'll believe you aren't a man. And I have to ...do stuff with them too, just to check they aren't prosthetics. :p


darn right you do.....yes!

And you eat babies
only the irish ones :-p they taste best


@LP *points to corner* dude spilled paint on me
though i thought it looked pink *shrugs*

*points to corner* dude spilled paint on me
though i thought it looked pink *shrugs*
Well now it's pink....... with white spots on your belly

yall are weird


wheres TCG?

*looks at nudes pics of TCG she took during their last encounter*

darn right you do.....yes!
*does stuff to Peech's boobs*

Yup, they're real. However, some...larger men have these. So I have just one more area to check.

*checks*

*still checking*

*....*

*finishes checking*

Well, my specially designed probe suggests that Peech is a woman. And now, I'm going for a lie down. Or possible a cold shower.

Scratch that, I'm going to lie down in the shower. For a few days.

Well now it's pink....... with white spots on your belly
damn herpes

*from the corner, a small black kitten races out and leaps up to TCG's shoulder... then reaching around, He licks her lips.*
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
[mmmmmmmmmmmm. yum!]

*she chuckles and licks his tongue back, then his head*
Hello there lovely

*does stuff to Peech's boobs*

Yup, they're real. However, some...larger men have these. So I have just one more area to check.

*checks*

*still checking*

*....*

*finishes checking*

Well, my specially designed probe suggests that Peech is a woman. And now, I'm going for a lie down. Or possible a cold shower.

Scratch that, I'm going to lie down in the shower. For a few days.mew
[gonna play solitaire for a while?]

damn herpes
I thought it smelled funny

*she chuckles and licks his tongue back, then his head*
Hello there lovely
*drapes himself over her shoulder.*
meow.
[Hi Goddess.]

mew
[gonna play solitaire for a while?]
No because that is naughty too.

Oh wait, you mean the card game. ¬_¬

No because that is naughty too.

Oh wait, you mean the card game. ¬_¬


I was thinking of playing solitaire myself..........anyone wanna watch?

yall are weird


wheres TCG?

*looks at nudes pics of TCG she took during their last encounter*

Right here babe *from her pillow pile, petting Nekone* I've missed you

No because that is naughty too.

Oh wait, you mean the card game. ¬_¬
i play with.... i mean by myself all the time... its normal isnt it?

I was thinking of playing solitaire myself..........anyone wanna watch?
can i help?

can i help?


it wouldnt really be solitaire then now would it ;)


but who gives a rats arse...........hell yeah you can help

Right here babe *from her pillow pile, petting Nekone* I've missed youPrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[me too.]
*rubs head under chin*

I was thinking of playing solitaire myself..........anyone wanna watch?
Need a hand? [/cheesy pun]

Right here babe *from her pillow pile, petting Nekone* I've missed you



*kisses Goddess deeply while stroking Nekone...........breaking the kiss with a soft suckle of tcg's bottom lip*

I've been all over the friggin castle today .......weapons inventory and whatnot. sheesh........I might be too tired for that game of solitaire now.........

it wouldnt really be solitaire then now would it ;)


but who gives a rats arse...........hell yeah you can help

put the queen there... brb
*stories her quite profusely*
ok... uhh king there..*nibbles her.. *cough* .. playfully*

Need a hand? [/cheesy pun]


you know how i love cheesy puns.


and yeah....i most certainly do... ;)

*kisses Goddess deeply while stroking Nekone...........breaking the kiss with a soft suckle of tcg's bottom lip*

I've been all over the friggin castle today .......weapons inventory and whatnot. sheesh........I might be too tired for that game of solitaire now.........*slight wiggle. Thoroghly enjoys his posistion between the two.* :D

*kisses Goddess deeply while stroking Nekone...........breaking the kiss with a soft suckle of tcg's bottom lip*

I've been all over the friggin castle today .......weapons inventory and whatnot. sheesh........I might be too tired for that game of solitaire now.........

*kisses both cg and peech at same time, smearing peech juice on them both*

you know how i love cheesy puns.


and yeah....i most certainly do... ;)
*lends a hand*

Can I have that back for 6pm? It's just that I want to eat my food with two hands.

*kisses Goddess deeply while stroking Nekone...........breaking the kiss with a soft suckle of tcg's bottom lip*

I've been all over the friggin castle today .......weapons inventory and whatnot. sheesh........I might be too tired for that game of solitaire now.........

*kisses back Peech's, caressing her soft skin, pulling the warrior maidne to her*

*lends a hand*

Can I have that back for 6pm? It's just that I want to eat my food with two hands.
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*points and laughs*

That is exactly how I lost my legs. Wave goodbye to your hand

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*points and laughs*

That is exactly how I lost my legs. Wave goodbye to your hand
I would, but that is my waving hand. Plus, I wasn't stupid enough to give up my legs, so I can run after Peech.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*points and laughs*

That is exactly how I lost my legs. Wave goodbye to your hand


LOL..........*still laughing*


thats just wrong.....

I would, but that is my waving hand.*sniffs at hand*
Merrr?
[Finger food?]

*sniffs at hand*
Merrr?
[Finger food?]
I had Peech for lunch.

I mean, I had Peaches for lunch. That is exactly what I meant

I would, but that is my waving hand. Plus, I wasn't stupid enough to give up my legs, so I can run after Peech.
fair enough


*shakes fist at Peech*

fair enough


*shakes fist at Peech*


you shouldnt have been so stoop stumpy.......*throws LPs legs in the air..........and waves them like she just dont care (to that rap song beat)*

somebody say "OH YEAH!"

*realizes shes not a rapper quickly*

I had Peech for lunch.

I mean, I had Peaches for lunch. That is exactly what I meant
;)
Merower.. :rolleyes:
[ok, so YOU say... ]

fair enough


*shakes fist at Peech*
Lets combine forces, like Japanese robots in so many Manga comics!

*tries to combine with LP, with horrific and disastrous results*

you shouldnt have been so stoop stumpy.......*throws LPs legs in the air..........and waves them like she just dont care (to that rap song beat)*

somebody say "OH YEAH!"

*realizes shes not a rapper quickly*
*shakes his booty*

Lets combine forces, like Japanese robots in so many Manga comics!

*tries to combine with LP, with horrific and disastrous results*
*is pregnant*

Lets combine forces, like Japanese robots in so many Manga comics!

*tries to combine with LP, with horrific and disastrous results*


*looks at that.........combination.*

umm.....I...

think I like you better seperate........*tries to make an oragami swan out of LP and Tribes*

god what have i done??

you shouldnt have been so stoop stumpy.......*throws LPs legs in the air..........and waves them like she just dont care (to that rap song beat)*

somebody say "OH YEAH!"

*realizes shes not a rapper quickly*

*Jocabia enters and realizes that she didn't realize it quickly enough*

:eek:

*coughs*
ahem
*in deep slow voice*:
Life of Virtue,Life of Desire
Hellspawn screams in my Unholy fire
Rage is building,
uncontrollable Lust filled pyre

Fires raging uncontrolled
Seeping through you, oh so cold
Thunderstorm and lightening strike
boiling fury, need to fight

Angels dance with Holy grace
Kill them all with bolts of lace
In the Night vampyres roam
searching for their deamon home

Need your Ice to quench my Fire
Never had a need this dire.
Fire and Ice, oh so strange
dear God, I am deranged

Come and give yourself to me
Just to feel my burning need
I can not wait to end this lease
searching for Rapturous release.

People now sothin and white
All shy from my furnace's delight
The whole world now turned to ash
all this from selfish acts

Fire through my veins now flow
Seek now for my burning glow
Acid rain and blizzard sky
all this now from on High.




ooc: if anyone can come up with chorus it'd be greatly appreciated

*looks at that.........combination.*

umm.....I...

think I like you better seperate........*tries to make an oragami swan out of LP and Tribes*

god what have i done??
*looks at torn and twisted limbs from a dislocated eye*

Oh, bugge-*gets pelted by hundreds of origami swans. 1:1 size*

*coughs*
ahem
*in deep slow voice*:
<snip>
ooc: if anyone can come up with chorus it'd be greatly appreciated
Just swear over and over for 5 seconds in between each verse.

...

What? Too childish? Not fitting with the lyr...

Oh yeah, doesn't fit with the lyrics.

14000!

*beams while stroking his growing belly*

*frenches Peechland*

*slays a peasant*

I'm the luckiest girl ever

14000!

*beams while stroking his growing belly*

*frenches Peechland*

*slays a peasant*

I'm the luckiest girl ever
You have more posts than I've had hot dinners, and more posts than this thread. Congrats. I think.

You have more posts than I've had hot dinners, and more posts than this thread. Congrats. I think.


lol Tribes......



CONGRATS LP!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!

You and your big post count ;) ........*growl*

lol Tribes......



CONGRATS LP!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!

You and your big post count ;) ........*growl*
Really? Girls like a big post count?

*feels inadequate*

Really? Girls like a big post count?

*feels inadequate*
*feels more inadequate*

*feels more inadequate*

*takes TRIBES and CHOQ in her arms, consoling them*
There, there, boys, it's ok... i still like you...*hides her devilish grin*

*takes TRIBES and CHOQ in her arms, consoling them*
There, there, boys, it's ok... i still like you...*hides her devilish grin*
*points to post count* it's just so damn small *cries*
-note :::the evil non cussing rocks at this point are laughing so hard at tiny.... post count they cant hit him-

*points to post count* it's just so damn small *cries*
-note :::the evil non cussing rocks at this point are laughing so hard at tiny.... post count they cant hit him-

*hides a grin*
There is nothing small...err.. i mean wrong about your post count... *eyes mischevious* did i ever tell you the story of Phil...?

*hides a grin*
There is nothing small...err.. i mean wrong about your post count... *eyes mischevious* did i ever tell you the story of Phil...?
phil? how bout sean? got anystories bout that one?

phil? how bout sean? got anystories bout that one?

I got loads of interesting stories about Sean, but Phil's story.. or predicament, may be enlightening for you... since we are talking about small things*wider evil grin*

I got loads of interesting stories about Sean, but Phil's story.. or predicament, may be enlightening for you... since we are talking about small things*wider evil grin*


i'd rather not hear bout phil if it's that much smaller than my count *shivers* how bout sean?

i'd rather not hear bout phil if it's that much smaller than my count *shivers* how bout sean?

*at the mere mention of his name, her eyes glaze over*
Sean is... *content sigh* and well... *content sigh*

*at the mere mention of his name, her eyes glaze over*
Sean is... *content sigh* and well... *content sigh*
oh touch me ill show you content sigh! :fluffle:

oh touch me ill show you content sigh! :fluffle:

*she strokes his right cheek, with a impish grin*

where is everyone?

14000!

*beams while stroking his growing belly*

*frenches Peechland*

*slays a peasant*

I'm the luckiest girl ever

well done on talking a lot of shit

*teleports in*

*superfreezes a peasant*

*pulls the moon into a closer orbit around earth*

*crashes out of the party room, covered in blood, shitfaced drunk*

*chants*
Kiss me, I'm legless

*from her pillows, she laughs*

*from her pillows, she laughs*
Hey there lady. Do you come here often?

Hey there lady. Do you come here often?

*changes voice*
no, this is my first time

*changes voice*
no, this is my first time
You sure?

*swaggers towards her and collapses onto the pillows*

Cause you look really familiar. Got any sisters?

You sure?

*swaggers towards her and collapses onto the pillows*

Cause you look really familiar. Got any sisters?

*stiffles a giggle*
One actually.

*stiffles a giggle*
One actually.
Does she come here? Is she as hot as you?

*lays back lazily in the heap of pillows*

Does she come here? Is she as hot as you?

*lays back lazily in the heap of pillows*

*hides her smile behind her hand*
she's been known to frequent this place, yes...

*hides her smile behind her hand*
she's been known to frequent this place, yes...
I see....

*looks up suddenly seeing that he covered the pillows in blood*

Oh crap. sorry

*tries to brush it off with his hands, making it only worse*

Shit.

I see....

*looks up suddenly seeing that he covered the pillows in blood*

Oh crap. sorry

*tries to brush it off with his hands, making it only worse*

Shit.

*giggles, and takes his hands in hers*
Don't worry about it. i can replace them.
*she licks his wounds*

*giggles, and takes his hands in hers*
Don't worry about it. i can replace them.
*she licks his wounds*
*spreads out his arms so she can reach everything*

It's been ages since my last tongue bad....... I think

*turns around*

*As water drips from the stone ceilign above the throne, his voice comes from the walls, resounding through the castle* Sa souvraya neinde misian ye
*water droplets begin to coalsce into a humanoid form, as random curses srping forth. The air turns hazy momentarialy then reverts to normal, there he sits on his throne* fucking water...

*she watches from her tassled pillow pile as Choq coalesces. there is a certain style, but it lacks in showmanship. she remembers a time when Tribes made grandiose entrances... one might even call them epic. and Joc's song and dance number was inspired... this place needs nore creativity flowing... she turns her gaze back to her journal and writes, sipping her drink and answering the prayers of her worshippers*

*as fanfares blare the odd one himself emerges from the mist following in the wake of his mighty, flag bearing marching band. as he steps across the castle's threshold there is a flourish of banners and a final triumphant blast of trumpeting, before the marching band dissappears, leaving instead a mass of writhing female peasants*
I'm back.
(I don't usually like making an entrance, but i'm feeling creative. I'll go back to mysteriously coming and going like a shadow tomorrow)

*as fanfares blare the odd one himself emerges from the mist following in the wake of his mighty, flag bearing marching band. as he steps across the castle's threshold there is a flourish of banners and a final triumphant blast of trumpeting, before the marching band dissappears, leaving instead a mass of writhing female peasants*
I'm back.
(I don't usually like making an entrance, but i'm feeling creative. I'll go back to mysteriously coming and going like a shadow tomorrow)

*burst out laughing*
So good of you to join me, dear. And so creative...
*big smile*

*burst out laughing*
So good of you to join me, dear. And so creative...
*big smile*
sarcastic smile?
i dont care. recycling ideas is fun I'll create something original later.

sarcastic smile?
i dont care. recycling ideas is fun I'll create something original later.

lol
no sarcasm... really. i promise.
*wink*

lol
no sarcasm... really. i promise.
*wink*
*raises eyebrow*
meh.
so.... looks like it's just the two of us eh..........

*cough*
do i have to be showy? i prefer not to be looked at if you remember

besides, there is extreme showiness and drama in the subtle

*cough*
do i have to be showy? i prefer not to be looked at if you remember

besides, there is extreme showiness and drama in the subtle
subtlety kicks ass.

subtlety kicks ass.


high five

*Meanwhile on the other side of world...*

*Our unlikely hero is sliding down a rainbow, as he has a tendency to do when peace has descended on his domain*

*He shakes his head trying to free the memory of a strange battle with a strange foe in a far distant land that seemed to end for no real reason in no real way. The distraction causes him to catch a foot in on a light particle and before he can think about the implications of light being a particle he starts to tumble down the rainbow.*

*Upon reaching the bottom of the rainbow he hits the ground so hard that bounces just as a large flock of swallows is flying by. He is slammed into hundreds of times, repeatedly they break the integrity of his skin, and he lands hundreds of miles from his initial starting point, battered, bleeding, but more or less intact. He stands, surveys his wounds and smiles, satisfied that he is indeed okay and enjoying the luck this day seems to bring.*

*He feels the ground begin to rumble and climbs from the crater his landing made to find the cause. Just as he breaches the edge of the crater, he is sideswiped by an American buffalo. I thought those were extinct, he thinks, as he is sent spinning into other buffalo in the herd. For a thousand miles he travels with the buffalo, bouncing among them like a pinball. Finally, he collapses to the ground at the edge of their herd, exhausted. Again, he surveys his wounds and concludes they are superficial. *

*He smiles, just as the ground once again begins to rumble. Suddenly freezing cold water comes bursting from the ground below him shooting him a thousand feet into the air. Cold water? From a geyser?, he thinks. Before he can further explore the thought, he finds himself falling through a window and rolling across a cold stone floor. He tumbles to a stop in a pile of tassled pillows his head lands, face down, between the legs of a beautiful goddess. He looks up at her and smiles.*

That was improbable.

*Meanwhile on the other side of world...*

*Our unlikely hero is sliding down a rainbow, as he has a tendency to do when peace has descended on his domain*

*He shakes his head trying to free the memory of a strange battle with a strange foe in a far distant land that seemed to end for no real reason in no real way. The distraction causes him to catch a foot in on a light particle and before he can think about the implications of light being a particle he starts to tumble down the rainbow.*

*Upon reaching the bottom of the rainbow he hits the ground so hard that bounces just as a large flock of swallows is flying by. He is slammed into hundreds of times, repeatedly they break the integrity of his skin, and he lands hundreds of miles from his initial starting point, battered, bleeding, but more or less intact. He stands, surveys his wounds and smiles, satisfied that he is indeed okay and enjoying the luck this day seems to bring.*

*He feels the ground begin to rumble and climbs from the crater his landing made to find the cause. Just as he breaches the edge of the crater, he is sideswiped by an American buffalo. I thought those were extinct, he thinks, as he is sent spinning into other buffalo in the herd. For a thousand miles he travels with the buffalo, bouncing among them like a pinball. Finally, he collapses to the ground at the edge of their herd, exhausted. Again, he surveys his wounds and concludes they are superficial. *

*He smiles, just as the ground once again begins to rumble. Suddenly freezing cold water comes bursting from the ground below him shooting him a thousand feet into the air. Cold water? From a geyser?, he thinks. Before he can further explore the thought, he finds himself falling through a window and rolling across a cold stone floor. He tumbles to a stop in a pile of tassled pillows his head lands, face down, between the legs of a beautiful goddess. He looks up at her and smiles.*

That was improbable.
have you ever reached the foot of a rainbow, just to be informed that the chase was your reward?

*Meanwhile on the other side of world...*

*Our unlikely hero is sliding down a rainbow, as he has a tendency to do when peace has descended on his domain*

*He shakes his head trying to free the memory of a strange battle with a strange foe in a far distant land that seemed to end for no real reason in no real way. The distraction causes him to catch a foot in on a light particle and before he can think about the implications of light being a particle he starts to tumble down the rainbow.*

*Upon reaching the bottom of the rainbow he hits the ground so hard that bounces just as a large flock of swallows is flying by. He is slammed into hundreds of times, repeatedly they break the integrity of his skin, and he lands hundreds of miles from his initial starting point, battered, bleeding, but more or less intact. He stands, surveys his wounds and smiles, satisfied that he is indeed okay and enjoying the luck this day seems to bring.*

*He feels the ground begin to rumble and climbs from the crater his landing made to find the cause. Just as he breaches the edge of the crater, he is sideswiped by an American buffalo. I thought those were extinct, he thinks, as he is sent spinning into other buffalo in the herd. For a thousand miles he travels with the buffalo, bouncing among them like a pinball. Finally, he collapses to the ground at the edge of their herd, exhausted. Again, he surveys his wounds and concludes they are superficial. *

*He smiles, just as the ground once again begins to rumble. Suddenly freezing cold water comes bursting from the ground below him shooting him a thousand feet into the air. Cold water? From a geyser?, he thinks. Before he can further explore the thought, he finds himself falling through a window and rolling across a cold stone floor. He tumbles to a stop in a pile of tassled pillows his head lands, face down, between the legs of a beautiful goddess. He looks up at her and smiles.*

That was improbable.

ohh an acrobat! are the buffalo really soft and furry?

have you ever reached the foot of a rainbow, just to be informed that the chase was your reward?

Shhhh... I'm hunting goddess...

Shhhh... I'm hunting goddess...
*tosses lolli at odd, hitting him in groin* damnit! my aim is as bad as tribes

*she strokes his hair, licking some blood and smiles*
Good afternoon, Sir Joc. So good of you to drop by.

*tosses lolli at odd, hitting him in groin* damnit! my aim is as bad as tribes
*curls up in a ball*
*eats a lollipop*
thanks
bastard

*she strokes his hair, licking some blood and smiles*
Good afternoon, Sir Joc. So good of you to drop by.

I knew it was my lucky day when the swallows barely hurt me, but I had no idea how lucky. I'm going to have to fall off rainbows more often. It hurts here *points* and here *points* and here *points* and, well, everywhere...

I knew it was my lucky day when the swallows barely hurt me, but I had no idea how lucky. I'm going to have to fall off rainbows more often. It hurts here *points* and here *points* and here *points* and, well, everywhere...
I guess she'll have to kiss it all better
*sets up the camera*

I knew it was my lucky day when the swallows barely hurt me, but I had no idea how lucky. I'm going to have to fall off rainbows more often. It hurts here *points* and here *points* and here *points* and, well, everywhere...

*glowing, she takes his head between her hand and gives him the Divine Kiss of Healing. as their lips touch, energy flows from the Goddess to Joc, healing his wounds and leaving him lightheaded. their lips part and she smiles*

*looks around pulling out huka packs it full, and takes a hit*
mmmm
anyone?
*holds up end*

*glowing, she takes his head between her hand and gives him the Divine Kiss of Healing. as their lips touch, energy flows from the Goddess to Joc, healing his wounds and leaving him lightheaded. their lips part and she smiles*

Whoa!