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how you guys have gotten away with this for this long is quite remarkable. signed, an avid reader.


LOL.......so an avid reader ay? You should join the Kazoo.

Joc i say you send pics of said item for tcg and I to critique

um, perhaps we should talk about this elsewhere, huh?

um, perhaps we should talk about this elsewhere, huh?
afraid ill call it small? :D *evil laugh*

how you guys have gotten away with this for this long is quite remarkable. signed, an avid reader.

*tosses her newly printed book to Avid reader and licks his/her cheek*
Have fun
*impish grin*

*tosses her newly printed book to Avid reader and licks his/her cheek*
Have fun
*impish grin*


Cross Check would make a nice addition to our........newsletter wouldnt he TCG? ;)

um, perhaps we should talk about this elsewhere, huh?


sure thing....but nothing really to talk about. Make like Nike and Just Do it.

afraid ill call it small? :D *evil laugh*

No, actually, if you call it small I think all the women here will build statues of you. Anatomically correct statues, at that.

sure thing....but nothing really to talk about. Make like Nike and Just Do it.

Yeah, like your pictures. You're married and I don't want to invade that sanctity. TCG, however, is welcome to come see it in person. ;-)

Yeah, like your pictures. You're married and I don't want to invade that sanctity. TCG, however, is welcome to come see it in person. ;-)


how noble of you :rolleyes:


i could care less about pictures of said item.....thought you were good at taking jokes. *makes note by Jocs name*

Cross Check would make a nice addition to our........newsletter wouldnt he TCG? ;)

My, yes... just mail me your address at sweetceleste@hotmail.com. I'll take care of everything else.

No, actually, if you call it small I think all the women here will build statues of you. Anatomically correct statues, at that.
*holds up pinky* yeah thats impressive but i have seen quite big

Tsk, tsk, enough children...
No naughty pics here...
now one in each corner... go on

how noble of you :rolleyes:


i could care less about pictures of said item.....thought you were good at taking jokes. *makes note by Jocs name*

TCG thinks we're freaking everyone out. *waves* sorry, everyone.

You gotta admit pickle hide-and-seek was a lot of fun.

Tsk, tsk, enough children...
No naughty pics here...
now one in each corner... go on

*runs to pillow fort* i get this one

already a member.

already a member.
post... or ill throw my shoe at you *looks at bare feet* oh wait im outta shoes...

already a member.

*checks list, confused, checks list again, looks at people playing in Kazoo presently...*

already a member.


are you? of the Kazoo??? *carves "Peech loves me even though shes unsure of who I am" on his forehead to show her affections"

*checks list, confused, checks list again, looks at people playing in Kazoo presently...*
i dont see you *scratches head*

i dont see you *scratches head*

*sits on the throne*
Someone has to keep order here...
*looks at list again*

well if i knew who cross check was....id send him the password to our other place...so he could get in and read the " other " posts

well if i knew who cross check was....id send him the password to our other place...so he could get in and read the " other " posts

*wicked grin*
what a wonderful idea... yeah...

ill give you a hint.
my ban is up tomorrow.

ill give you a hint.
my ban is up tomorrow.

LOL..............


*is quiet...*

oh well we appreciate your commentary on our group.......its all inspired by our great leader.......

*slays a peasant in her honor and prepares for her return*

well if i knew who cross check was....id send him the password to our other place...so he could get in and read the " other " posts

other place? *sits on throne with tcg confused*

other place? *sits on throne with tcg confused*


you are such a guy. :rolleyes: tcg got it........sigh

*looks at tcg* make me pretty, *hands her makeup*

*laughs hysterically*

i love all of you. if you have any idea how many voyeurs you are feeding beyond satisfaction...this idea worked beyond wildest dreams.........

*dissapears*

*looks at tcg* make me pretty, *hands her makeup*

*she takes makeup and applies it with the hand of an artist and connaisseur. when you look into the mirror, you are a gothic prince with an strangly effeminate mouth*

*she takes makeup and applies it with the hand of an artist and connaisseur. when you look into the mirror, you are a gothic prince with an strangly effeminate mouth*
think you can do that all the time?
coz that might work better than the song i want you to sing

you know...we should prepare a nice celebration for the return of our leader .......she is coming back soon. what can we do to honor her??


*looks through various sacrificial ceremonies in her book of "Sacrifices and Ceremonies for Idiots"*

you know...we should prepare a nice celebration for the return of our leader .......she is coming back soon. what can we do to honor her??


*looks through various sacrificial ceremonies in her book of "Sacrifices and Ceremonies for Idiots"*
*looks through wardrobe and make up collections*

think you can do that all the time?
coz that might work better than the song i want you to sing

I can even do BOTH!!! maybe at the same time!!!
*chuckles*

you know...we should prepare a nice celebration for the return of our leader .......she is coming back soon. what can we do to honor her??


*looks through various sacrificial ceremonies in her book of "Sacrifices and Ceremonies for Idiots"*

We could use the guillotine Suk gave me... have a few pyres... music blaring in the courtyard... a tournement of champions...

I can even do BOTH!!! maybe at the same time!!!
*chuckles*
*orgasms*

*orgasms*

You're so easy to please, my prince.

*tumbleweed*

*shrugs and plans the party for Occy's return*

*tumbleweed*

*shrugs and plans the party for Occy's return*

*saunters over* you know.... the throne room is empty *kisses*

*tumbles out of wall*

Dang it.

ok, the naughty fairy wants in, where should I stick my wand?

You gotta come up with a title and a job description. As in Suklaa Prince of Vanity and Corruption.

yeah i know, i'm just not that creative, you'll have to give me some time to think about it

ok, the naughty fairy wants in, where should I stick my wand?
Not creative?

well that was my one creative line of the day

well that was my one creative line of the day
And I didn't even respond.

no you didn't, what a waste of my creative juices

Wait, wait, let me try again...
ok, the naughty fairy wants in, where should I stick my wand?
*strolls in in tight leather pants. Looks skeptical at her wand* Mine is MUCH bigger than that, and I always have an intended target to stick it in...

...you know, my wand holster, my magic book so I don't lose my page...
Now put that thing away. Use mine. :D

hmmmmmmmmmmm *compares wands* yours is kinda crooked.....

hmmmmmmmmmmm *compares wands* yours is kinda crooked.....
*looks over shoulder* Wow, you really do have a camera in here...

(yeah, now get off that website, it's just not right, you must have some serious issues dude)


maybe i could straighten it out for you *grabs hold and tugs till it clicks*

(yeah, now get off that website, it's just not right, you must have some serious issues dude)


maybe i could straighten it out for you *grabs hold and tugs till it clicks*
What? horses and people can find love...
You're gonna have to tug harder than that...*grins*

(not together!! and getting that duck involved is just cruel!)


*tugs harder, squeezes, twists it round*

(not together!! and getting that duck involved is just cruel!)


*tugs harder, squeezes, twists it round*
Wow, you're good. Just like polishing a candle stick. *gasps*

Wow, you're good. Just like polishing a candle stick. *gasps*
hmmmmm, maybe my job could be 'wand inspector'

*standing at the window overlooking the guillotine, she frantically prepares her plans for the party, an naughty grin on her face*

*drops down from the ceiling behind tcg*

What is the guillotine for?

*drops down from the ceiling behind tcg*

What is the guillotine for?

*smug smile*
It was a gift to me... and I plan to make it the main attraction at a party for all Rejects. Lots of blood, gore and sin.
*evil laugh*

*wakes up and joins goddess at the window...kissing her good morning.*

I checked the mail and it seems we have a few new members.......including one from the Paradise Club! We will have to be sure to initiate her properly and show her the ways of the castle.......muahahahahaha

*taps her pen on her chin, looking at the courtyard*
The peasant bbq should go to the far right... guillotine front and center...

*wakes up and joins goddess at the window...kissing her good morning.*

I checked the mail and it seems we have a few new members.......including one from the Paradise Club! We will have to be sure to initiate her properly and show her the ways of the castle.......muahahahahaha

*returns the kiss passionately*
Yes, my lover... many a new castlemate has joined... perhaps i should include an initiation to the festivities?

*looks out into the field and mumbles dimensions to herself*

We could have the spork jousts over there.....and the pin the leg on the peasant games over there........


*draws a diagram to give to goddess*

*licks her lips, naughty smile*
You taste soooo sweet, my Peech... it's a wonder i can keep my wits about me...

*licks her lips, naughty smile*
You taste soooo sweet, my Peech... it's a wonder i can keep my wits about me...


not nearly as sweet as the savory presence of my goddess on my lips.....


i wish the other mates would show up to help us with this party.


*starts banging on everyones door with a thunderous BOOM echoing throughout the castle*

*smiles and concentrates on every room in the castle, sending a message*

WAKEY WAKEY, CASTLEMATES! WE HAVE A PARTY TO PLAN!

what can i do?

what can i do?


*throws 10 scalpels at tink, pinning her to the wall mid air*

for starters.............you get initiated *wicked laugh*

*throws 10 scalpels at tink, pinning her to the wall mid air*

for starters.............you get initiated *wicked laugh*


did you escape from the Elysian caves to join us? or are you a spy? *interrogates*

do you wish to become a full fledged member of the kazoo-upholding all its violence,cannibalism, torturing of innocents and be a dedicated castlemate to everyone?

did you escape from the Elysian caves to join us? or are you a spy? *interrogates*

do you wish to become a full fledged member of the kazoo-upholding all its violence,cannibalism, torturing of innocents and be a dedicated castlemate to everyone?

*she turns*
you forgot sharing everything... and sin. But that is my domain, so ew can have a little chat afterwards...

i do indeedy

*goes back to planning the party, including Peech's plans for sporks and the pin-the-leg game*

i do indeedy


alright then.........*hands her some dead peasants*


here...sort these out by gender and then sever the legs from them......these will be used for pin the leg on the peasant*

*hands her a butter knife*

alright then.........*hands her some dead peasants*


here...sort these out by gender and then sever the legs from them......these will be used for pin the leg on the peasant*

*hands her a butter knife*
*takes them over to a corner and gets to work*

*takes them over to a corner and gets to work*


*walks over to inspect her work*

not bad....not bad at all. *hands her a bone saw*


you will need this in a minute

Quote:
Originally Posted by Suklaa
They definitely need more ladies. It's getting a little "over-used" in the there. (I hope Goddess reads this... )




*walks in with a saber in each hand*


Oh Suuuuuukkkkk.......where are you?????

Over used ay? Being you dont frequent the kazoo much anymore.....that statement was uncalled for. None of the kazooers have complained ....dont make me smite you.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Suklaa
They definitely need more ladies. It's getting a little "over-used" in the there. (I hope Goddess reads this... )

*walks in with a saber in each hand*

Oh Suuuuuukkkkk.......where are you?????

Over used ay? Being you dont frequent the kazoo much anymore.....that statement was uncalled for. None of the kazooers have complained ....dont make me smite you.

I had not read that... *smiles sweetly at Peech* but since you're on top of it... *she turns to her plans again*

now where did Tink go? *steps over several legs and bone pieces*

*storm though front door, unfelt winds ripping at his hair kilt and trench snapping them in the breeze, light seems to fade around him flammable objects igniting in his glare*

*voice booming from castle walls* two damsels in distress?

*storm though front door, unfelt winds ripping at his hair kilt and trench snapping them in the breeze, light seems to fade around him flammable objects igniting in his glare*

*voice booming from castle walls* two damsels in distress?

'Bout time you showed up
*Frenchkiss*
defintely need more practice... my chambers later. private lesson. *naughty grin*

'Bout time you showed up
*Frenchkiss*
defintely need more practice... my chambers later. private lesson. *naughty grin*

*nods* yes Mistress *kneels before her*

now where did Tink go? *steps over several legs and bone pieces*
*head pops out from a large pile of severed legs* I'm here!

Good Afternoon.

*head pops out from a large pile of severed legs* I'm here!



good work.....take a break and come have something we like to call "PC stew".


*pokes an arm back down in the pot with a spoon*


erm...... its not quite ready. *looks away*

Good Afternoon.


*carves "Peech licked my elbow" on his forehead to show her affections*

morning ZAT!



oh hell.........i havent carved tink yet!

*carves "Peech licked my elbow" on his forehead to show her affections*

morning ZAT!



oh hell.........i havent carved tink yet!

:confused:

:confused:


thats how all new members get welcomed to the kazoo dear........with a carving :fluffle:

where abouts are you going to carve me?

where abouts are you going to carve me?


*carves "Peech is my mentor" on Tinks forehead to show her affection*

the 1st is always on the forehead........youll have to come to my chambers for other carvings ;)

*carves "Peech is my mentor" on Tinks forehead to show her affection*

the 1st is always on the forehead........youll have to come to my chambers for other carvings ;)
ah ok, i'll be looking forward to those then ;)

*falls down into throne getting absinthe and drinking*

*A small black kitten pounces on Tinks*
Meerrrrroooooowwwwrrrrrr! :D
[TIIIIIIIIINKS you're here!]

*A small black kitten pounces on Tinks*
Meerrrrroooooowwwwrrrrrr! :D
[TIIIIIIIIINKS you're here!]
Nekone sweetie! *scratches behind ears*

Nekone sweetie! *scratches behind ears*
Mew... Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[see you got carved to... Oh Bliss]

*falls down into throne getting absinthe and drinking*

Do you always drink alone? Can't you share?
:rolleyes:

Do you always drink alone? Can't you share?
:rolleyes:
sometimes *offers bottle*

sometimes *offers bottle*

*takes it and swigs*
Thanks
*frenckiss... to practice*

*takes it and swigs*
Thanks
*frenckiss... to practice*
*frenches back quite thoroughly*
*takes another swig*

*frenches back quite thoroughly*
*takes another swig*

*dazed*
what was i doing, again?
*takes another swig*

*dazed*
what was i doing, again?
*takes another swig*
uhh *gulps*
*kifts kilt*
i dunno
*gulps*

*dazed*
what was i doing, again?
*takes another swig*Mew?
[trying to get that PG-13 rating upgraded to a R rating?

Mew?
[trying to get that PG-13 rating upgraded to a R rating?
NC-17

NC-17
Mew... :D
[Oh... ok... carry on then...]

*watches with Interest.... however Interest has to go sleep now, so watches alone.*

Mew... :D
[Oh... ok... carry on then...]

*watches with Interest.... however Interest has to go sleep now, so watches alone.*
poor kitty

*grumbles as she walks in barefoot, treading a trail of bloody footprints behind*
5 peasants per pain twinge just isn't enough...

*grumbles as she walks in barefoot, treading a trail of bloody footprints behind*
5 peasants per pain twinge just isn't enough...merrr....
[try doubling the dosage]

*sharpens claws on peasant*

*looks at inscription on swordblade*
Do not use more than 6 times in 24hrs.
Oh damn.
*overdoses*

*looks at inscription on swordblade*
Do not use more than 6 times in 24hrs.
Oh damn.
*overdoses*
A use limit on a blade??? WTF.. a "Safety Razor?" :confused:

*wakes from her slumber, a little smile on her face. she opens her eyes. and then remembers the party and lack of volunteers. she gets up hurriedly and goes around banging on doors*

WAKEY WAKEY!!!!
Where the hell is everyone? I am NOT planning this on my own!

*wakes from her slumber, a little smile on her face. she opens her eyes. and then remembers the party and lack of volunteers. she gets up hurriedly and goes around banging on doors*

WAKEY WAKEY!!!!
Where the hell is everyone? I am NOT planning this on my own!*Yawn* mew?
[huh? party?]

*follows TCG*

*wakes from her slumber, a little smile on her face. she opens her eyes. and then remembers the party and lack of volunteers. she gets up hurriedly and goes around banging on doors*

WAKEY WAKEY!!!!
Where the hell is everyone? I am NOT planning this on my own!
*saunters in wearing nothing but panties on his head and a confsued grin*

*Kicks the door in, striding into the room, carrying two kegs of beer*

Evenin' all

Well finally!
Where the hell is everyone? *throws party plans on table*
You guys take over... i'm done.

Well finally!
Where the hell is everyone? *throws party plans on table*
You guys take over... i'm done.
*sits on throne* come 'ere love

*sits on throne* come 'ere love

*looks at you wide-eyed*
*turns and runs to her chambers*
*collapses on the bed*

*striides to doorway, leaning against frame, wearing kilt and boots, looking toward you* something i said? *lifts eyebrow*

*throws party plans on table*

*sits on Plans*
Merrowr... :D
[I'm on it.... infact, I'm all over it.]

*striides to doorway, leaning against frame, wearing kilt and boots, looking toward you* something i said? *lifts eyebrow*

*looks at his kilt and boots, still wide-eyed*
*throws him a box of chocolate so she can make her escape*

*looks at his kilt and boots, still wide-eyed*
*throws him a box of chocolate so she can make her escape*
*catches box in one hand staring at her* something wrong? *small smile spreads along lips*

*catches box in one hand staring at her* something wrong? *small smile spreads along lips*

Have a chocolate
*she disappears*


@ Nekone
*she appears suddenly beside the table, wearing a flimsy dress with her whip*
i see you're all over that... make arrangements with the castlemates. i'm out of here.

Have a chocolate
*she disappears*


@ Nekone
*she appears suddenly beside the table, wearing a flimsy dress with her whip*
i see you're all over that... make arrangements with the castlemates. i'm out of here. :( Mew?
[so soon?]

*looks at plans*
merrrr
[I can't read...]

:( Mew?
[so soon?]

*looks at plans*
merrrr
[I can't read...]

*looks at Nekone, the pland, back at Nekone*
But i have to escape...
*she breaks down and cries in your fur*

*looks at Nekone, the pland, back at Nekone*
But i have to escape...
*she breaks down and cries in your fur*merwor... :( :confused: :(
[escape??? from whom?]

*nuzzles hair*

merwor... :( :confused: :(
[escape??? from whom?]

*nuzzles hair*

*puts both arms around the cats neck and snuggles and sniffles*
it's not important... it's really ridiculous, too... i know what to do...

*puts both arms around the cats neck and snuggles and sniffles*
it's not important... it's really ridiculous, too... i know what to do...

*walks into room eating last of the chocolates. takeing her arm he spins her around to face him then, quickly plants a kiss on her lips, pulling away leaving her faint and swaying*
escape?

*walks into room eating last of the chocolates. takeing her arm he spins her around to face him then, quickly plants a kiss on her lips, pulling away leaving her faint and swaying*
escape?

*dazed*
What was i saying, again?
*looks around*

*dazed*
What was i saying, again?
*looks around*
that you couldnt wait to see me, M'Lady?

that you couldnt wait to see me, M'Lady?
Meerrrroooowrwrrrr
[not!]

that you couldnt wait to see me, M'Lady?

yes.. glad to see you... yes...

*she grabs her battleaxe from the air*
anyone for some exercice?

Meerrrroooowrwrrrr
[not!]

*pets and kisses Nekone*
Anyone? a few villages?

yes.. glad to see you... yes...

*she grabs her battleaxe from the air*
anyone for some exercice? :eek:
*leaps to the rafters to watch from a safe distance.*

*pets and kisses Nekone*
Anyone? a few villages?
*spins chain casually* i go where you go

*spins chain casually* i go where you go

*slight widening of the eyes*
...err...m'k... i guess it's a go.
*starts running at fast pace, commanding the doors to open as she reaches them and heading to the north*

*slight widening of the eyes*
...err...m'k... i guess it's a go.
*starts running at fast pace, commanding the doors to open as she reaches them and heading to the north*
*trots after eyes searching for anything that could hurt her*

*slight widening of the eyes*
...err...m'k... i guess it's a go.
*starts running at fast pace, commanding the doors to open as she reaches them and heading to the north**runs after TCG*

*she stops before a wide river. on the other side stands a walled village... bi genough for ther peasant recruitment campaign.*

Damn. we have to get across and inside and get peasant... how do you suggest we do it?

*she stops before a wide river. on the other side stands a walled village... bi genough for ther peasant recruitment campaign.*

Damn. we have to get across and inside and get peasant... how do you suggest we do it?
*slips off pack, pulling out ninja gear*
ill be right back
*slips across river and over wal into village. a few moments later gates open and a ferry floats across, with two uncoscious guards in it*
*voice coming from nowhere* welcome to the town Stroevinka M'lady

*slips off pack, pulling out ninja gear*
ill be right back
*slips across river and over wal into village. a few moments later gates open and a ferry floats across, with two uncoscious guards in it*
*voice coming from nowhere* welcome to the town Stroevinka M'lady
Mew
[effective... i'll give him that]

Mew
[effective... i'll give him that]
*pets nekone, putting his things back into his pack* never leave home without it *grins*

*pets nekone, putting his things back into his pack* never leave home without it *grins*Mrower?
[Any restrictions as to which pesants we get?]

*slips off pack, pulling out ninja gear*
ill be right back
*slips across river and over wal into village. a few moments later gates open and a ferry floats across, with two uncoscious guards in it*
*voice coming from nowhere* welcome to the town Stroevinka M'lady

:rolleyes:
effective.. but where was the fun in that?
*mutters* ....tagging...nailed them....

TO Choq:
Mrower?
[Any restrictions as to which pesants we get?]

Who made him in charge?
*turns and mutters again* ... male ... show...

Who made in charge?
*turns and mutters again* ... male ... show...
ooc: asking you TCG. Sorry. Quoted the wrong person...

ooc: asking you TCG. Sorry. Quoted the wrong person...

ooc sorry you quoted Choq, so i assumed...
let's assume she is in one of her moods

*turns up*

Morning. Hang on...

*checks watch*

22:33, really... Oh, er...Evening then.

*turns up*

Morning. Hang on...

*checks watch*

22:33, really... Oh, er...Evening then.

*she turns on you with eyes blazing*
And where have you been? no notes, no visits, NO PICS!!!!

*Rubs against TCG's ankles... *
mew...
[sorry... so any restrictions as to which pesants we get?]

*she turns on you with eyes blazing*
And where have you been? no notes, no visits, NO PICS!!!!
Um, well...

*fakes cowering, then - after lulling CG into a false sense of power - lunges, pinning her to the ground*

I decide how things go. You may or may not get another picture soon.

*eyes blaze. But only a little*

well since you two are busy o.O ....
Nekone? *walks toward ferry*

Um, well...

*fakes cowering, then - after lulling CG into a false sense of power - lunges, pinning her to the ground*

I decide how things go. You may or may not get another picture soon.

*eyes blaze. But only a little*

*she looks at him wide-eyed, then bursts out laughing uncontrollably*
*she licksl his cheek*
I've missed you Tribes

*Rubs against TCG's ankles... *
mew...
[sorry... so any restrictions as to which pesants we get?]

No restrictions, any and every thing that tickles our fancy.

Want to join our raiding party, Tribes?

*boarding ferry checks quiver and bow and other various weapons strapped about him* i think thats all *hefts pack*
we ready?

*dashes in and slams door behind, moves furniture infront*
Sheesh, you hire a hunchbacked servant, bite a few virgins necks (and they were bloody hard to find!) and all of a sudden you get a mob chasing after you. I don't even KNOW where they got pitchforks, but Igor said they hurt.
*pant*
So how is everyone?

*boarding ferry checks quiver and bow and other various weapons strapped about him* i think thats all *hefts pack*
we ready?

Nekone, Tribes you ready?

*she steps onto the ferry, adjusting her whip and swinging her battleaxe*

*dashes in and slams door behind, moves furniture infront*
Sheesh, you hire a hunchbacked servant, bite a few virgins necks (and they were bloody hard to find!) and all of a sudden you get a mob chasing after you. I don't even KNOW where they got pitchforks, but Igor said they hurt.
*pant*
So how is everyone?

ooc Stag we are to the north, raiding a village

*casts off ropes holding ferry in place* hurry or you'll miss the fun

*she looks at him wide-eyed, then bursts out laughing uncontrollably*
*she licksl his cheek*
I've missed you Tribes...

...Wanna join our raiding party?
I miss you constantly, CG. Damn youuuu..... :fluffle:

Also yes, I will join your raiding party. Who are we raiding?

EDIT: *seeing the ferry disappear off the deck, ropes trailing, tribes has to think fast. Grabbing a plank, he sprints and lunges for the rope, attempting to water-ski. Unfortunately, it's a slow ferry, so he just...sinks*

ooc Stag we are to the north, raiding a village

OOC: A village, which incidently has decided they want my head. And various other parts of me. Just not in the same place :D

*leaps into ferry*

*pulls tribes in*
*crosses river*
*pulls tribes out*


*chanting, seals all exit portals. Changing chant, all the buildings explode leaving all peasant intact and unhurt, with nowhere to escape*

*pulls tribes in*
*crosses river*
*pulls tribes out*


*chanting, seals all exit portals. Changing chant, all the buildings explode leaving all peasant intact and unhurt, with nowhere to escape*
Thankyou and thankyou.

*looks at peasants*

*draws scimitars and is the first to attack, manically screaming and hacking at anything dirty with two legs or less*

*pulls tribes in*
*crosses river*
*pulls tribes out*


*chanting, seals all exit portals. Changing chant, all the buildings explode leaving all peasant intact and unhurt, with nowhere to escape*

*looks at him, then the village, then back at him*
* she throws her battleaxe at the wooden wall and stalks off, muttering and flailing her arms, a dull golden glow surrounding her, hot and intense*

*stands behin cg to her right spinning chain slowly equally watching her and her surroundings*
*mutters under breath* o.O bad mood?

*Walks amongst peasants, MAIMING, AND SLAUGHTERING, WITH-
a small metal fork. Erm........ it's a shiney one*
*Mutters* It was only two virgins, I mean come on

*looks at him, then the village, then back at him*
* she throws her battleaxe at the wooden wall and stalks off, muttering and flailing her arms, a dull golden glow surrounding her, hot and intense**bites into her dress... tugging*
Mew..
[Ober hearb.. dis way]

*Comes running from the direction of the river, panting, dripping water, with weeds wrapped around his arm*

What? You attack a village and don't invite me? You bast-

*Gets hit by a rock thrown by a peasant*

Alright, which one of you motherf-

*Gets hit by another rock*

Oh, your gonna get some now sonny.

*Leaps at nearby peasants, swinging claymore left and right, butchering peasants left, right, and center*

*scrambles among the rubble... heading away from the carnage...*

*sighs* nekone i think she might be ..... upset o.O *reaches out to rest hand on her shoulder* if you're going to stand her im going after tribes...
*charges off screaming as chain connects with peasant skulls everywhere*

*Walks amongst peasants, MAIMING, AND SLAUGHTERING, WITH-
a small metal fork. Erm........ it's a shiney one*
*Mutters* It was only two virgins, I mean come on
Bah, you will get nowhere with that fork! Fool!

*hands SD his personalised swiss army spork*

There. Just pick that spork...or that one...or, well...pick any, they're all there to maim and kill. Except this one - that opens cans.

*stands behin cg to her right spinning chain slowly equally watching her and her surroundings*
*mutters under breath* o.O bad mood?

*without turning*
I heard that.
*she suddenly turns*
what the hell was that? this was supposed to be a fun outting. I don't do them much. but nooooo. you have to ninja your way in, and then explode buldings and cause panic and mayhem... What the hell i a suppose to do? Where is my fun? Gone!

*turn around and stalks off to the ferry*

*Comes running from the direction of the river, panting, dripping water, with weeds wrapped around his arm*

What? You attack a village and don't invite me? You bast-

*Gets hit by a rock thrown by a peasant*

Alright, which one of you motherf-

*Gets hit by another rock*

Oh, your gonna get some now sonny.

*Leaps at nearby peasants, swinging claymore left and right, butchering peasants left, right, and center*
*wings a beer at Mac*

*beer smacks him in the eye*

(over the din) SORRY DUDE! HERE, HAVE A BOTTLE OPENER!!

*bottle opener smacks mac in the other eye*

*bites into her dress... tugging*
Mew..
[Ober hearb.. dis way]

*she kneels to pet Nekone*
so sorry my dearest *kisses his head* you can go play. I can take care of myself.

*without turning*
I heard that.
*she suddenly turns*
what the hell was that? this was supposed to be a fun outting. I don't do them much. but nooooo. you have to ninja your way in, and then explode buldings and cause panic and mayhem... What the hell i a suppose to do? Where is my fun? Gone!

*turn around and stalks off to the ferry*
*taps her shoulder* i hope you don't mind climbing doors are sealed, look at them over there what could be more fun than senseless carnage?

*wings a beer at Mac*

*beer smacks him in the eye*

(over the din) SORRY DUDE! HERE, HAVE A BOTTLE OPENER!!

*bottle opener smacks mac in the other eye*

where's mine?

Bah, you will get nowhere with that fork! Fool!

*hands SD his personalised swiss army spork*

There. Just pick that spork...or that one...or, well...pick any, they're all there to maim and kill. Except this one - that opens cans.

Hah! Any moron can be a killer with a seven foot beast, but it takes SKILL to do it with CUTLERY! AHAHAHA
*Picks up and spoons pheasants over shoulder, wow, this spork really works!*

*without turning*
I heard that.
*she suddenly turns*
what the hell was that? this was supposed to be a fun outting. I don't do them much. but nooooo. you have to ninja your way in, and then explode buldings and cause panic and mayhem... What the hell i a suppose to do? Where is my fun? Gone!

*turn around and stalks off to the ferry**Comes scrambling back to TCG...*
Merower ;)
[there are some people at the far end of the village... we can put on a 'show' for them if you want.]


Merrrr :D
[Imagine... the Goddess and her Familiar... decending from the Heavans to stop the raiders...]


Meorower.
[think of the adoration... and the servants!]

*wings a beer at Mac*

*beer smacks him in the eye*

(over the din) SORRY DUDE! HERE, HAVE A BOTTLE OPENER!!

*bottle opener smacks mac in the other eye*

Aw, goddamn, you Tribes, you stinking coc-

*Gets hit by a small stone*

Who the fu-

*Gets hit again*

What is it, every time I swear I get hit by a stone? That fuc-

*Dodges a large rock*

Ha, missed me, dic-

*Is knocked out by a small boulder*

*Comes scrambling back to TCG...*
Merower ;)
[there are some people at the far end of the village... we can put on a 'show' for them if you want.]


Merrrr :D
[Imagine... the Goddess and her Familiar... decending from the Heavans to stop the raiders...]


Meorower.
[think of the adoration... and the servants!]

*grins ferocisouly and nods o Nekone*

where's mine?
*bottle sails over the crowd and smacks Choq in the nuts*

Ah, screw it.

*slays men, keeps women*

Aw, goddamn, you Tribes, you stinking coc-

*Gets hit by a small stone*

Who the fu-

*Gets hit again*

What is it, every time I swear I get hit by a stone? That fuc-

*Dodges a large rock*

Ha, missed me, dic-

*Is knocked out by a small boulder*

*revives mac with magic brew in bottle that read guiness*

Aw, goddamn, you Tribes, you stinking coc-

*Gets hit by a small stone*

Who the fu-

*Gets hit again*

What is it, every time I swear I get hit by a stone? That fuc-

*Dodges a large rock*

Ha, missed me, dic-

*Is knocked out by a small boulder*
*looks at pile of rocks standing innocently next to him*

*looks at fallen Mac*

*looks back at stones*

*whistles and walks off*

*bottle sails over the crowd and smacks Choq in the nuts*

Ah, screw it.

*slays men, keeps women*
thanks.. *falls over hold self* *makes mental note to get tribes to throwing practice*

*grins ferocisouly and nods o Nekone*
*hops onto her shoulder and points towards where the rest of the villagers cower in fear.*

*Stands up, slays a few more peasants*

Ah, Guiness and peasant killing, that's the shi-

*Is knocked out again*

*Disappears under a pile of peasants*

*Stands up, slays a few more peasants*

Ah, Guiness and peasant killing, that's the shi-

*Is knocked out again*

*Disappears under a pile of peasants*
*hacks way through odd-looking pile of peasants*

*finds mac*

Dude, have another beer...

*moist bottle slips from tribes' grasp, bouncing off Mac's face and landing in his crotch* :eek:

*Wakes up*

Thanks du-

*Goes silent, and falls to the floor, holding himself*

*hops onto her shoulder and points towards where the rest of the villagers cower in fear.*

*she grabs her battleaxe and runs silently to the east of the village. nearing the back door, she crouches. there is movement up ahead.*
*she looks at Nekone*
Can you tell me how many there are? I could but *impish grin* I don't want to cheat

*having lost chain chucks bottle at peasants, drawing daggers, un able to stand, falling under sheer numbers of peasants*
*in a last dying effort, gives the bird to those peasants nearest him, quickly being swallowed by them*
*horde moves off leaving bloody broken torn body of choq on ground*

*Sees Choqs body*

*Screams with rage, before running at a mass of peasants nearby, ripping them apart with his sword, breaking necks with his free hand, and kicking in heads*

*she grabs her battleaxe and runs silently to the east of the village. nearing the back door, she crouches. there is movement up ahead.*
*she looks at Nekone*
Can you tell me how many there are? I could but *impish grin* I don't want to cheat
*hops down and peaks though door.*
[16 children, 7 women, and 4 men... armed men.]
mew

*while Mac is off being a lunatic, Tribes picks up Choq and rushes him to CG*

Goddess, you have healing...stuff! Help the dude!

*gently places Choq on the ground. In doing so, a bottle of beer slips out of Tribes' pocket and smacks Choq in the eye*

Oopsy :eek:

*Wipes mouth after coming out of where the women were cowering*
Virgins, you can't stop at one

*vainly tries to move, just ends up flipping over onto peasant pile, head hanging arms limp breath slowing*
*with last effort flips the village the bird, then collapses back onto the pile, middle finger raised*

*Wipes mouth after coming out of where the women were cowering*
Virgins, you can't stop at one
Please tell me you left me some. I mean, I don't exactly bite them, but I do eat...

<needs a mod censor>

*hops down and peaks though door.*
[16 children, 7 women, and 4 men... armed men.]
mew

4 armed men?
*shoulders slump*
damn it. how are they positioned?

Please tell me you left me some. I mean, I don't exactly bite them, but I do eat...

<needs a mod censor>

Oh don't worry, theres plenty of

<needs a mod censor>

left. Actually theres some

<needs a mod censor>

too. But some of those women were NOT virgins. hah

*weak voice* little help? *too battered to respond to bottle hitting him in eye*

4 armed men?
*shoulders slump*
damn it. how are they positioned?Merr :D
[facing the other direction... towards the fight.]

Oh don't worry, theres plenty of

<needs a mod censor>

left. Actually theres some

<needs a mod censor>

too. But some of those women were NOT virgins. hah
Well, I <need a mod censor>

Hey, I didn't type that, you fu-

*stone sails over at Tribes*

OW! What the he-

*sharpened spearpoint flies at him*

So-

*small rockfall plummets from a cliff nearby*

Shi-

*volcanic plug is blown out by erupting volcano*

Holy sh-

*plug lands on tribes*

*weak voice* little help? *too battered to respond to bottle hitting him in eye*
*from under a volcanic plug*

(muffled) Dude, I would, but...

*free arm points to massive basalt plug covering tribes*

*weak voice* little help? *too battered to respond to bottle hitting him in eye*

Get that man a drink!
Oh...and a blood transfusion.
Oh...and er...several casts.
And maybe some nice flowers? The lad looks like he needs cheering up, poor guy.

*Watches Tribes get hit*

Hahahaha, dude that's gotta hurt. Man that's some nasty shi-

*Disappears in a crowd of angry peasants throwing stones and rocks*

Merr :D
[facing the other direction... towards the fight.]

*sigh* this is too easy... do you want to play, or shall i dance alone?

*Watches Tribes get hit*

Hahahaha, dude that's gotta hurt. Man that's some nasty shi-

*Disappears in a crowd of angry peasants throwing stones and rocks*
*from under rock, free arm gesticulatng wildly*

Don't I just know it.

*peasant girl passes by*

*free arm attempts to fondle, but fails*

My life is over.

flowers would be nice.... *coughs up blood*

*A buxom peasant girl comes fly out of the scrum surrounding Mac, bouncing once, then skidding to a halt right under Tribes' flailing arm, unconcious*

*Distant voice, full of pain and muffled by blood*

Enjoy dude

*sigh* this is too easy... do you want to play, or shall i dance alone?Mew [if you want a partner... i can at least put the women and children at ease.]

Flowers for all!
*Handy dandy cheerleader squad prances through carnage tossing boequets*

*A buxom peasant girl comes fly out of the scrum surrounding Mac, bouncing once, then skidding to a halt right under Tribes' flailing arm, unconcious*

*Distant voice, full of pain and muffled by blood*

Enjoy dude
*loses feeling in his arm the exact instant the girl lands*

Ah, I cant catch a break. For fuc-

*smaller boulder lands on his free arm*

Ha! You can't do anything now, you stupid cun-

*volcanic basalt plug lifts, then lands on tribes again. Repeatedly*

*watches castle members falling throughout the village, sees the pesant girl by tribes' hand, watches mac go down in a weak voice* why have you forsaken us goddess

*There is a loud cheer from the scrum, and the peasants disperse, carrying off Macs sword and breastplate, both slick with blood. No other signs of life come from the area*

*Gets stabbed in heart with a stake*
Oh for....LOOK! I'M NOT A BLOODY VAMPIRE! I'M JUST....er....MISUNDERSTOOD!
Oh yes, the dying
*Collapses*

Mew [if you want a partner... i can at least put the women and children at ease.]

Go for the women and children *she places her hand on your head and a soft glow appears aournd you*
They won't be able to run away from you, even if they turn hostile.
*big grin*
Have fun
*with that, she silently stalks the first sentry. she pauses a moment, then her knives appear.*

*with one sleak stroke, she thows tow knives. one hits in the back, severing the spinal cord. the other is slightly off the mark and hits the second guard in left shoulder.*

*collapses finally admitting death, hands going limp, finger nolonger standing up, no life signs registering*

*volcanic plug rolls aside, revealing a rather thinner tribes*

Ow. This fucking kills.


*waits for pummeling*

*it never arrives*

Hot damn! I'm free of that tormen-

*herd of buffalo stampede across tribes*

*volcanic plug rolls aside, revealing a rather thinner tribes*

Ow. This fucking kills.


*waits for pummeling*

*it never arrives*

Hot damn! I'm free of that tormen-

*herd of buffalo stampede across tribes*
*his spirit is glad he just died*

Go for the women and children *she places her hand on your head and a soft glow appears aournd you*
They won't be able to run away from you, even if they turn hostile.
*big grin*
Have fun
*with that, she silently stalks the first sentry. she pauses a moment, then her knives appear.*

*with one sleak stroke, she thows tow knives. one hits in the back, severing the spinal cord. the other is slightly off the mark and hits the second guard in left shoulder.*OOC: thought you wanted recruits, not corpes...

ic: *Sneaks in and...*
Mew...

*gets attacked by ribbon and brush welding children while their mothers, Oblivious to TCGs attack, watch with amusement.*

*his spirit is glad he just died*
*gets up*

*leaves body behind*

Oh, not again!

*spirit walks over to tribes* so that was a bloody mess eh?

*Mac limps up, an ethereal glow around his spirit form. He puts his hand on Tribes shoulder*

I know dude, it sucks. But look on the bright side. We're ghosts, we can haunt people, and watch fit girls in the showers without being seen, and watch them in their bedrooms.

*Tries to pick up a fallen bottle of beer, but his hand passes straight through it*

NOOOOOO. God damn you Goddess, you betrayed us you bit-

*Gets hit by a rock with a strange ethereal glow*

What the fu-

*Another rock narrowly misses him, smacking Choq in the groin*

Ouch dude, that's gotta hurt, even in the afterlife.

*spirit walks over to tribes* so that was a bloody mess eh?
*sees a beer bottle, intact and full, trampled into the mud near Mac*

Oh, thank you!

*tries to pick up the bottle, with obvious effects*

Oh, buggerit.

*Mac limps up, an ethereal glow around his spirit form. He puts his hand on Tribes shoulder*

I know dude, it sucks. But look on the bright side. We're ghosts, we can haunt people, and watch fit girls in the showers without being seen, and watch them in their bedrooms.

*Tries to pick up a fallen bottle of beer, but his hand passes straight through it*

NOOOOOO. God damn you Goddess, you betrayed us you bit-

*Gets hit by a rock with a strange ethereal glow*

What the fu-

*Another rock narrowly misses him, smacking Choq in the groin*

Ouch dude, that's gotta hurt, even in the afterlife.
Dude, I found that if you swear often enough it sort of...overloads the rocks. Watch:

*swears incoherently and at great length in the general direction of the ether*

See?

*cloud of ethereal rocks flies at tribes, looking like a solid wall of rock*

Oh, fu-

*Mac limps up, an ethereal glow around his spirit form. He puts his hand on Tribes shoulder*

I know dude, it sucks. But look on the bright side. We're ghosts, we can haunt people, and watch fit girls in the showers without being seen, and watch them in their bedrooms.

*Tries to pick up a fallen bottle of beer, but his hand passes straight through it*

NOOOOOO. God damn you Goddess, you betrayed us you bit-

*Gets hit by a rock with a strange ethereal glow*

What the fu-

*Another rock narrowly misses him, smacking Choq in the groin*

Ouch dude, that's gotta hurt, even in the afterlife.

*falls over shouting*
co-
*gets hit by another*
mutha f-
*gets trampled by ethereal buffalo*
this jsut isnt my day
*flinches*
ohh beer! *reaches for it*
*cries*

*gets up from underneath a glowing pile of ethereal rubble*

Sod this for a barrel of monkeys, I'm off to haunt CG and Nekone. Mybe one of them can get my friggin' body back.

*Pulls stake out and rises from the dead*
*Looks at shocked pheasants*
Look, they just didnt want me ok? I am not a Vampire!!!

*can't seem to contact CG frm this plain, so returns, slightly miffed*

Right, I'm setting up Ghosts Anonymous. We all sit in circles, talking about the old times and getting absolutely wasted on ethereal beer I'm going to invent. Questions?

*floats around village happening upon cg and nekone startling peasants* not to be a party ---- but this kinda fu--
*gets hit by ethereal rocks*
--dging hurts
tribes i didnt eve cuss that time!
*looks at grinning mac*
oh you as--
*gets pelted by rocks in the nuts*
*collapses*
i quit i can't even get a beer like this

OOC: thought you wanted recruits, not corpes...

ic: *Sneaks in and...*
Mew...

*gets attacked by ribbon and brush welding children while their mothers, Oblivious to TCGs attack, watch with amusement.*

*moving very quikly, she rubs her dress with her hand, and blows the collected powder in the second guard face. he stumbles and falls, twitching*

*walks to tribes*
im in

:rolleyes:

@ TRIBES, CHOQ AND ANY OTHER DEAD PEOPLE
yes i see dead people. but i am presently busy. as soon as i am done, i will take cre of you...
in the meatime a prayer, a tribute, something might be nice...

*Walks over*

Yeah, as long as we get to moan about people too. Maybe watch some fit ladies?

*Smile disappears*

Oh, and haunt that Goddess that abandoned us. She was a bit-

*Dodges rock, which smacks Choq in the groin again*

*walks to tribes*
im in
Right.

*for the first time since his death tribes gets a sense of purpose*

We need to learn to hold things, otherwise I can't do anything. Now, beer bottles are too heavy, I imagine, but I bet we could lift brewing equipment - it is made of cheap plastic, except those massive glass things...

*Walks over*

Yeah, as long as we get to moan about people too. Maybe watch some fit ladies?

*Smile disappears*

Oh, and haunt that Goddess that abandoned us. She was a bit-

*Dodges rock, which smacks Choq in the groin again*
fu-
*falls in time to miss second rock which hits tribes in the eye*

:rolleyes:

@ TRIBES, CHOQ AND ANY OTHER DEAD PEOPLE
yes i see dead people. but i am presently busy. as soon as i am done, i will take cre of you...
in the meatime a prayer, a tribute, something might be nice...
*tries to make beer in Goddess' name*

*fails*

*Looks up, then runs off*

*Comes back again, dragging a lightweight plastic barrel from the river*

Man, things are so much heavier when you're dead bud. This thing weighs a fu-

*Rock smacks him in the arm*

-ll tonne, I think.

fu-
*falls in time to miss second rock which hits tribes in the eye*
Ow shi-

*spins as first rock hits him, causing the second rock to sail past and smack Mac in the teeth*

*haunts brewery convincing peasants to renamed it in honor of cg*

*Looks up and takes a rock to the face*

God-damn motherfu-

*Rock sails past, heading straight for Choq*

*Looks up, then runs off*

*Comes back again, dragging a lightweight plastic barrel from the river*

Man, things are so much heavier when you're dead bud. This thing weighs a fu-

*Rock smacks him in the arm*

-ll tonne, I think.
Right. Oh wait, if we just pray to CG we become alive again.

Oh hot CG, we are not worthy but to give you hot oil massages
Nor are we worthy to remind you of all the good times we could have, especially in the nude..

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[how much longer CG... got more ribbons than fur showing now.. oh, the brush... yes.... nevermind... take your time CG..] :D

*Looks up at the spirits and turns to pheasant*
They really are doing quite well
*Munches on another virgin*
These things are suprisingly low in calories
*Passes virgin to pheasant*

*Looks up and takes a rock to the face*

God-damn motherfu-

*Rock sails past, heading straight for Choq*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*phases and rock passes through him*
*phases in*
dude that was awesome!
*rock hits him in back of head*
shi-
oh pi-
*phases out again*

*Joins Tribes in prayer, but replaces CG with Peechland*

shaking her ghostly castlemates' pleas, she forgets stealth and stands up, battleaxe in hand, swinging it into the chest of the third guard in a large swing. the man's heart explodes, spraying her with blood. she pulls at the battleaxe but it's stuck. she shrugs, pulls her thrid dagger and unfurls the whip, lashing it out at the fourth guard, slashing his right hand. she smiles.

*Joins Tribes in prayer, but replaces CG with Peechland*
*adds Peech to his own prayers*

OOC: I notice I have not been added to the front page, retribution I say!

*stalkes over to cg, possess her making her feel...moist*
-in her head-damnit i wanna be whole again. hows this for tribute?*ravages her*

OOC: I notice I have not been added to the front page, retribution I say!

ooc: lol whats ya title and duties ill get right on that

ooc: lol whats ya title and duties ill get right on that

Stag- Lord of....er.....this thing here!
Not a vampire, really.
Simply has a love of virgin blood, tall castles and has a servant called igor.
Also once accused of sexual harrassment by sitting quietly in the next room.

*prays to CG and peech a bit more*

...and of course, you are the most beautiful women in the world...
...and I want to <moderated> until you <moderated> and shout 'holy Fu-
*ethereal boulder flies a tribes. He tries the 'phasing' thing but only gets half way. The rock rattles around inside tribes for a while*

*stalkes over to cg, possess her making her feel...moist*
-in her head-damnit i wanna be whole again. hows this for tribute?*ravages her*

*as she whips the legs from under the peasant guard and is about to stab him, she feels Choq in her mind and body... and moans. the distraction was enough for the peasant to try and scramble away with her favorite whip.*

Oh that does it!
*she unleashes and flame whip that lashes he peasant to a crisp*
*falls on the ground and moans*
Get out of my head if you want me to do anything...