NationStates Jolt Archive

*peeks through his fingers*
*A small explosion occurs and LP gets one in the eye*

Huzzah! I mean, Damnit! *records results, sketches a small diagram of LP getting hit in the eye*

Now to dip a hottie...

*A small explosion occurs and LP gets one in the eye*

Huzzah! I mean, Damnit! *records results, sketches a small diagram of LP getting hit in the eye*

Now to dip a hottie...
Whoo!

*is glad he wore his iron eyepatch*

i am up for a fatty dip



*cannon balls into the moat*

i am up for a fatty dip



*cannon balls into the moat*
A skinny fatty dip?

Whoo!

*is glad he wore his iron eyepatch*
Why are you glad you have your iron eyepatch? It went in the other eye.

A skinny fatty dip?


dip is dip.....I'm not picky,.

dip is dip.....I'm not picky,.
*dives out of the high tower*

*dives out of the high tower*




wow look at that .....a flying dutchman!.........LOL God that was cheesy

wow look at that .....a flying dutchman!.........LOL God that was cheesy
*lands full on his chest*

I'm not high :p

*rolls a fatty*

I'm sick of dipping them.

*rolls a fatty*

I'm sick of dipping them.


can i get a turkey & swiss roll ? oh wait...thats something else

wow look at that .....a flying dutchman!.........LOL God that was cheesy
*puts LP in a big pan with oil and cheese*

Now he's a cheesy frying Dutchman. *looks over* And now a screaming omlette. *tries to cool LP. fails*

*puts LP in a big pan with oil and cheese*

Now he's a cheesy frying Dutchman. *looks over* And now a screaming omlette. *tries to cool LP. fails*
*is hot*

:p

*watches everyone's antics with a little smile*

can i get a turkey & swiss roll ? oh wait...thats something else
When people have the kind of fatty I'm talking about, there's often swiss roll and turkey involved. And crisps. And chocolate. And maybe some sandwiches. And a small steak dinner. And...anything else you can find to make...

*is hot*

:p
*is cool*

*cools LP with his extreme coolness*

You ain't hot no more. See - I can touch you now and I don't go all on fire.

*is cool*

*cools LP with his extreme coolness*

You ain't hot no more. See - I can touch you now and I don't go all on fire.


*nod*

you are the coolest of coolness Tribesy......*shivers in his presence*

*Emerges from shadows, cloak and kilt billowing behind him*

Evenin' all.

*is cool*

*cools LP with his extreme coolness*

You ain't hot no more. See - I can touch you now and I don't go all on fire.
Great. Now we're both lukewarm :rolleyes:

*nod*

you are the coolest of coolness Tribesy......*shivers in his presence*
You need warming up. *rubs Peech ;) *

*Emerges from shadows, cloak and kilt billowing behind him*

Evenin' all.
*lobs a throwing spork. Affectionately*

Evening.

Great. Now we're both lukewarm
*rubs self with ice cubes*

*sees a definite disadvantage with that*

*stops rubbing self with ice cubes*

Great. Now we're both lukewarm :rolleyes:



*tosses long golden curls about in slow motion like you see in a shampoo commercial......while leaning forward just a bit in her oh-so-famous assless chaps*


that should warm you boys up

*rubs self with ice cubes*

*sees a definite disadvantage with that*

*stops rubbing self with ice cubes*
Ooooh

*rubs ice cubes on Peech*

*Pulls spork from arm*

Hey Tribes, good to see ya again.


*Walks into the fridge he found in the last thread*

Hey, who restocked the beer fridge. Oooh, Black Sheep ale AND Newcie Brown.

*Door slams*

*tosses long golden curls about in slow motion like you see in a shampoo commercial......while leaning forward just a bit in her oh-so-famous assless chaps*


that should warm you boys up

*Mans voice in background, sounds strangely like David Ginola*

L'Oreal, because she likes to pretend she uses expensive shampoo

*Pulls spork from arm*

Hey Tribes, good to see ya again.


*Walks into the fridge he found in the last thread*

Hey, who restocked the beer fridge. Oooh, Black Sheep ale AND Newcie Brown.

*Door slams*
*opens fridge door, looking for a cold one*

*finds 15 empty bottles and a growling Mac*

*takes a beer and quickly backs away*

*Mans voice in background, sounds strangely like David Ginola*

L'Oreal, because she likes to pretend she uses expensive shampoo


LOL Mac.........

*Mans voice in background, sounds strangely like David Ginola*

L'Oreal, because she likes to pretend she uses expensive shampoo
Nah, you got it wrong.

*does frenchy accent*

L'Oreal - because she doesn't need expensive shampoo.

Nah, you got it wrong.

*does frenchy accent*

L'Oreal - because she doesn't need expensive shampoo.


over in the USA , its

"L'Oreal.....because I'm worth it"


whatever :rolleyes:

I use Redken anyway

over in the USA , its

"L'Oreal.....because I'm worth it"


whatever :rolleyes:

I use Redken anyway
Really? I use soil mixed with guano!

Seriously. I sell it to top models for £1500 a kilo. What a profit.

*Drunken singing can be heard from the fridge*

*Drunken singing can be heard from the fridge*
We need to stop keeping beer in the fridge. I think it's becoming alcoholic.

*stores beer in self*

We need to stop keeping beer in the fridge. I think it's becoming alcoholic.

*stores beer in self*
*grabs a beer out of the Tribes of Longton*

Yuk. This one is warm

when are we gonna do the speaking in rhymes thing? wheres the 2 chocolate/choqulate treats at? why is it so friggin cold in my office? was that a groan i just heard from the morgue? why isnt someone holding me tight?

Any Guinness and whiskey?

when are we gonna do the speaking in rhymes thing? wheres the 2 chocolate/choqulate treats at? why is it so friggin cold in my office? was that a groan i just heard from the morgue? why isnt someone holding me tight?
*holds peech tight*

One out of five ain't baaad...

Any Guinness and whiskey?
Yes, but you don't want to know how to get the guinness

Any Guinness and whiskey?
*checks the Tribes*

Only warm..... :(

when are we gonna do the speaking in rhymes thing? wheres the 2 chocolate/choqulate treats at? why is it so friggin cold in my office? was that a groan i just heard from the morgue? why isnt someone holding me tight?

*she holds her tight*

Yes, but you don't want to know how to get the guinness

*shoulder slumps*
Oh...
*then she straightens*
Hold on
*her hands glow. when they stop, she is holding a pint of Guinness and a double chaser of whiskey*
Now that comes in handy

*warms up thanks to Tribes and Goddess*


Guinness and whiskey???? god....

I'll take a bottle of Patron and a good sturdy barstool thanks

*shoulder slumps*
Oh...
*then she straightens*
Hold on
*her hands glow. when they stop, she is holding a pint of Guinness and a double chaser of whiskey*
Now that comes in handy
*looks at gaping hole in abdomen*

FFS....

*dies*

*shoulder slumps*
Oh...
*then she straightens*
Hold on
*her hands glow. when they stop, she is holding a pint of Guinness and a double chaser of whiskey*
Now that comes in handy
*looks intently at his own hands*

unnnggggg.......unnnngggg

*opens the fridge and when the light stops he holds a guinness*

*warms up thanks to Tribes and Goddess*


Guinness and whiskey???? god....

I'll take a bottle of Patron and a good sturdy barstool thanks

Well, that or maritinis, or tequila, or shooters of all kinds... or mojitos... or red wine.

*warms up thanks to Tribes and Goddess*


Guinness and whiskey???? god....

I'll take a bottle of Patron and a good sturdy barstool thanks
*strolls in lugging a gallon glass jug of golden liquid* I got somethin' better I found in good ol' Santee South Carolina, Peeches.
*holds the bottle up for everyone to see*
Peech Cidar!
*grins*

*strolls in lugging a gallon glass jug of golden liquid* I got somethin' better I found in good ol' Santee South Carolina, Peeches.
*holds the bottle up for everyone to see*
Peech Cidar!
*grins*

*she stops, drops her glasses and rushes to meet Suk, smothering him a tight hug*

*she stops, drops her glasses and rushes to meet Suk, smothering him a tight hug*
*wraps one arm around her as he holds onto the bottle* Careful, this stuff was $12 a gallon. *grins*

*strolls in lugging a gallon glass jug of golden liquid* I got somethin' better I found in good ol' Santee South Carolina, Peeches.
*holds the bottle up for everyone to see*
Peech Cidar!
*grins*


Sukky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back!

be careful with that stuff......it is highly intoxicating ;)

Sukky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back!

be careful with that stuff......it is highly intoxicating ;)
Smells like it...

Sukky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back!

be careful with that stuff......it is highly intoxicating ;)

Are you guys going to share the Peech juice?
*eyes fluttering*

Are you guys going to share the Peech juice?
*eyes fluttering*
*cups his hands and joins the line*

Are you guys going to share the Peech juice?
*eyes fluttering*
It's cidar, darling. A little more aged and a little raw, as would be expected. *winks at Peeches*

It's cidar, darling. A little more aged and a little raw, as would be expected. *winks at Peeches*

*flat stare as she disengages from his arm*
gee. thanks. i couldn't tell the difference
*goes back to her Guinness and whiskey*

*flat stare as she disengages from his arm*
gee. thanks. i couldn't tell the difference
*goes back to her Guinness and whiskey*
*takes her pllace in the line*

*cracks the cap and tosses it aside, lifts the jug to his nose and inhales*
Hmmmmmm....
*lifts it up and gulps, some dribbling down his chin to his chest*
*wipes his chin with his forearm* Sweet and sticky and syrupy, exactly how I imagined...

*Walks out of the fridge with a tie tied round his head, singing quietly to himself*

*Stares at everyone*

*Blinks once*

*Collapses*

*flat stare as she disengages from his arm*
gee. thanks. i couldn't tell the difference
*goes back to her Guinness and whiskey*
OOC: WTF? That was supposed to be a compliment...??? :confused:

*reappears*
oh distraction..

And it was DEFINITELY not an age joke. I SWEAR.

OOC: WTF? That was supposed to be a compliment...??? :confused:

ooc: lol don't worry about it.. the Goddess called it juice, you corrected her, she doesn't like that so she is enjoying her pint and chaser....

She'll still talk to you *sigh and shakes her head*

And it was DEFINITELY not an age joke. I SWEAR.

*Sits up, and starts chanting quietly*

Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight....

ooc: lol don't worry about it.. the Goddess called it juice, you corrected her, she doesn't like that so she is enjoying her pint and chaser....

She'll still talk to you *sigh and shakes her head*
OOC: She'll get over it...


*shrugs* LP?
*pours some into his cupped hands*

ooc meeting , back later... say 30 mins *groans* maybe an hour

OOC: She'll get over it...


*shrugs* LP?
*pours some into his cupped hands*
*laps the cidar out of his hands, purring contently*

Peeches? May I do the honors?

*Appears from the darkness of the corner*

If I lay on my back with my eyes closed and mouth open will someone put some peach nectar in my mouth?

*lays on back and opens mouth. Looks around to be sure the guys are far enough away and then closes eyes.*

*shakes the jug* Peeches? *sips a little*

*Appears from the darkness of the corner*

If I lay on my back with my eyes closed and mouth open will someone put some peach nectar in my mouth?

*lays on back and opens mouth. Looks around to be sure the guys are far enough away and then closes eyes.*
*sneaks up, giggling*

*puts a fridge in his mouth*

*opens up bar* who wants some?

*sneaks up, giggling*

*puts a fridge in his mouth*

ungggghh *turns blue*

*opens up bar* who wants some?
I got what I need. *takes another swig*

Peeches? May I do the honors?


do what....but yes you can whatever it is.

do what....but yes you can whatever it is.
I wanted to give you a taste of this delicious Peech Cidar.
*takes a swig and holds it in his mouth. Pulls her close.* It's delicious...
*kisses her, spilling the cidar into her mouth*

*Jocabia starts kicking and moaning under the fridge on his face*

*goes to his chambers to sit and meditate*



ooc:anyone know where tcg went?

*goes to his chambers to sit and meditate*



ooc:anyone know where tcg went?
*points up in thread* Meeting...

*points up in thread* Meeting...

ahh, must not have gotten that far yet sooo many posts

*goes to his chambers to sit and meditate*



ooc:anyone know where tcg went?

i think she was heading to Ga ....making a stop in .................another state ;)

Wow, Peeches, don't start wiggling around now. It's hard to pretend you're dead when you keep moving... ;)

Okay, I'm out. I'll see you guys later.
*Tosses LP the jug of Peech Cidar* Hey, LP! Catch.

i think she was heading to Ga ....making a stop in .................another state ;)
if thats the case ga might have ...2 visitors of importance

*saunter out to main hall raising gusts of wind to billow out kilt and trench before settling on his brand new chair set upong the dias*

*reaches behind throne to get absinthe*
anyone want some?

*dies from fridgenification*

i think she was heading to Ga ....making a stop in .................another state ;)

rotflmao

*wipes tear*

Holland first, my pretties!

*Jocabia starts kicking and moaning under the fridge on his face*

*she waves her hand and the fridge lifts and moves before settling beside Jocabia*
Is that better dear? Need another Kiss of Life?
I swear you do it on purpose...

*jocabia's ghost slips out from the refrigerator door* No, no IL first.

Wow, Peeches, don't start wiggling around now. It's hard to pretend you're dead when you keep moving... ;)

Okay, I'm out. I'll see you guys later.
*Tosses LP the jug of Peech Cidar* Hey, LP! Catch.

Just when i come back he leaves.. figures. ;)

if thats the case ga might have ...2 visitors of importance

*saunter out to main hall raising gusts of wind to billow out kilt and trench before settling on his brand new chair set upong the dias*

*reaches behind throne to get absinthe*
anyone want some?

Right here, darling. I've never tried that before...

Right here, darling. I've never tried that before...

come get it *holds out bottle from chair* $100 a bottle, only special people get some

come get it *holds out bottle from chair* $100 a bottle, only special people get some


oh, stop it, it'll go to my head. really.

@ CHOQULYA

Seems someone thinks i have great power here - please include this latest membership to our club

Kryozerkia - Mage Mystic/Sharpshooter; specialises in ranged combat, but can fight melee; Her bow is a dragon Whisker Long Bow, with 180-200 damage; 1800/10s, with +2 Ranged, 10% Chance of inflciting Acid damage; 5-10 Acid Damage. The Staff; the Staff of Stars, does 150-170 damage; 1650/10s, with +1 Intelligence, 10% Chance to block magic attack. BEWARE

*jocabia's ghost slips out from the refrigerator door* No, no IL first.

*sigh* too late. is nothing going my way this pm?

@ CHOQULYA

Seems someone thinks i have great power here - please include this latest membership to our club

Kryozerkia - Mage Mystic/Sharpshooter; specialises in ranged combat, but can fight melee; Her bow is a dragon Whisker Long Bow, with 180-200 damage; 1800/10s, with +2 Ranged, 10% Chance of inflciting Acid damage; 5-10 Acid Damage. The Staff; the Staff of Stars, does 150-170 damage; 1650/10s, with +1 Intelligence, 10% Chance to block magic attack. BEWARE
of course you have great power :-p

*sigh* too late. is nothing going my way this pm?
*goes towrd ottawa* :fluffle:

*sigh* too late. is nothing going my way this pm?

*ghost* it's never too late for the Kiss of Life. My ghost is still here. My head is all gross, but it's still here. Or.... you could kiss me elsewhere.

*ghost* it's never too late for the Kiss of Life. My ghost is still here. My head is all gross, but it's still here. Or.... you could kiss me elsewhere.

*she looks dejectedly around the room, sees the ghost. she approches the dead body, glowing brighter as she gets closer. she grabs what was once its head and breathes the Kiss of Life into the corpse. the spirit is pulled back into its shell by her will, causing the body to convulse violently

of course you have great power :-p

m'k... well? anytime now?

m'k... well? anytime now?

you errmmm can control the male body through sheer force of will *nods*
*hands you absinthe*

*smiles* You can never die enough when TCG is around. Incidentally, I think I chipped a tooth. Can you lick it please so it will be whole again? *lifts an eyebrow, innocently*

you errmmm can control the male body through sheer force of will *nods*
*hands you absinthe*

I can control many things *evil smile, taking the absinthe in one hand*

I can control many things *evil smile, taking the absinthe in one hand*

*pulls you down onto throne with him* there, much better

*smiles* You can never die enough when TCG is around. Incidentally, I think I chipped a tooth. Can you lick it please so it will be whole again? *lifts an eyebrow, innocently*

Not even a prayer? An offering? A tribute? Sheesh
*she kisses him longingly, her tongue caressing the chipped tooth. when their lips separate, the tooth is whole*

There.

*slides in between choq and goddess l......twirling aorund and kissing them both*






wooooooooooooooooooooo -nothing like a choqolate/chocolate fix

*slides in between choq and goddess l......twirling aorund and kissing them both*






wooooooooooooooooooooo -nothing like a choqolate/chocolate fix
hey there gorgeous
*pulls peech down to sit next to tcg, then thoroughly frenches them both* are my lessons paying off?

ooc: peech you have mail

*pulls you down onto throne with him* there, much better

Well, now, that is nice... What does absinthe do, exactly? I've heard strange things, that,s why i never tried it

Well, now, that is nice... What does absinthe do, exactly? I've heard strange things, that,s why i never tried it

hallucinations, drunkeness, hyperactivity, extreme horniness, ... ya know random combinations like if you had takend x,acid, and everclear *nods*

Not even a prayer? An offering? A tribute? Sheesh
*she kisses him longingly, her tongue caressing the chipped tooth. when their lips separate, the tooth is whole*

There.

I prayed you'd kiss me. Is that enough? Also, I thought letting you kiss me was an offering. You don't like the way I kiss? *grins wickedly*

*Sits on the floor in the corner watching Peech dance, occasionally swigging from a bottle*

hallucinations, drunkeness, hyperactivity, extreme horniness, ... ya know random combinations like if you had takend x,acid, and everclear *nods*

i must be very old or very sheltered cause the only name i recognize is acid

i must be very old or very sheltered cause the only name i recognize is acid
x is ecstacy, the fun drug *drools* and everclear is almost moonshine kicks my ass all over

I prayed you'd kiss me. Is that enough? Also, I thought letting you kiss me was an offering. You don't like the way I kiss? *grins wickedly*

*she ponders*
Let me try that again
*frenchkisses him quite thoroughly, teasing him with her tongue and teeth, one hand mussing his hair while the other is encirling his waist*

hey there gorgeous
*pulls peech down to sit next to tcg, then thoroughly frenches them both* are my lessons paying off?

ooc: peech you have mail


sweet jesus :eek:

i will now call you Titan

or Zeus or Hercules or big daddy or........sigh

sweet jesus :eek:

i will now call you Titan

or Zeus or Hercules or big daddy or........sigh

*flexes*
*looks at her with pahrety green eyes*
*smiles n kisses*

*she ponders*
Let me try that again
*frenchkisses him quite thoroughly, teasing him with her tongue and teeth, one hand mussing his hair while the other is encirling his waist*

Oh, my goddess, my hair *puts hand on head and runs off*

*disappears in a cloud of smoke taking tcg with him*

*offers a dollar to anyone who can tell him what ZX81 means in L33T*

OOC: All I need is a layout, and I can enter.

*offers a dollar to anyone who can tell him what ZX81 means in L33T*
Mew
[it's in reference to an old type of computer. about the time of Atari's computers...]

OOC: He posts once again, as he is always ignored...

OOC: He posts once again, as he is always ignored...
OOC: Sorry. thought you were talking to someone else... what layout are you referring too?

OOC: Of, you know, the place where this is going on.

OOC: Of, you know, the place where this is going on.
OOC: I don't think it really matters... just make your entrance... and have fun...

Not gonna PVP are you?

OOC: No, I was going along with my character.

*waits for an opportune moment to enter*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

*offers a dollar to anyone who can tell him what ZX81 means in L33T*
the clostest i can think of is skater

*drops in via ice tornado*

hey all! :D

Morning castlemates *yawns as she gets her special Friday assless chaps on*



OOC: guys.....I am convinced TCG is a true siren. Check your emails....jesus lord she sounds divine. I am thinking of switching teams for sure now.

*in a glorious fanfare strides into the castle with both tcg and peech on his arm*
morning

Morning castlemates *yawns as she gets her special Friday assless chaps on*



OOC: guys.....I am convinced TCG is a true siren. Check your emails....jesus lord she sounds divine. I am thinking of switching teams for sure now.
OOC: nothing in mine. :p

or was i not supposed to get any emails? ;)

*in a glorious fanfare strides into the castle with both tcg and peech on his arm*
morning


sorry daddio, but i dont see tcg around.....looks like youre just gonna have to kiss on me for a little while


Gene...maybe she will put a link to her voice when she gets here

sorry daddio, but i dont see tcg around.....looks like youre just gonna have to kiss on me for a little while


Gene...maybe she will put a link to her voice when she gets here
Voice? what's a voice? :confused:

There are no voices on the internet. :p :D j/k

i didnt get emails :(

sorry daddio, but i dont see tcg around.....looks like youre just gonna have to kiss on me for a little while


Gene...maybe she will put a link to her voice when she gets here
shes,.... speechless ;)

*kisses her goo enough for four* speaks soft aussi to her

i didnt get emails :(


well duh......you get to talk to her live!

well duh......you get to talk to her live!
L-l-l-l-l-l-l-live? :eek:

well duh......you get to talk to her live!
yeah *does dance of victory on throne*

*in a soft haze, she appears atop her tassled pillow pile, smiling and humming, toying with her whip around her waist*

Morning everyone... A siren? Really, my lover...

ooc Choq you don't have speakers so... no for you. TPE, i didn't know you wanted to hear. i'll see what i can do tonight.

*in a soft haze, she appears atop her tassled pillow pile, smiling and humming, toying with her whip aroudn her waist*

Morning everyone... A siren? Really, my lover...

ooc Choq you don't have speakers so... no for you. TPE, i didn't know you wanted to hear. i'll see what i can do tonight.


*points and laughs at choq*


ha ha ha ha ha.....no for you

*in a soft haze, she appears atop her tassled pillow pile, smiling and humming, toying with her whip aroudn her waist*

Morning everyone... A siren? Really, my lover...

ooc Choq you don't have speakers so... no for you. TPE, i didn't know you wanted to hear. i'll see what i can do tonight.
Actually, i was really only interested in that e-mail thingy. i had no idea that it would be regarding your voice. honest!

L-l-l-l-l-l-l-live? :eek:
*nods*
*shivers*
for hours *faints*

*nods*
*shivers*
for hours *faints*


lucky bastid............*grumbles*

*points and laughs at choq*


ha ha ha ha ha.....no for you
lol

lucky bastid............*grumbles*

You're next on my list, hot stuff *exagerated wink and wicked smile*

Actually, i was really only interested in that e-mail thingy. i had no idea that it would be regarding your voice. honest!
*hads you icee* hows your thread coming :)

*hads you icee* hows your thread coming :)
thanks. *slurps*

the thread? Not a whole lot of bites (fishing term, you perv :D lol), actually.

Not a whole lot of bites (fishing term, you perv :D lol), actually.
*runs home to make device to control womens heads*
*runs back hands to gene*
hope this helps

Enough you two. machines to control women's heads... pfftt. You need backbone, more assurance, a little romance, a little boldness and creativity

*runs home to make device to control womens heads*
*runs back hands to gene*
hope this helps
lol. thanks.

I think i'll just wait patiently and see what happens. :)

anyhoo....

*decapitates a peasant*

Enough you two. machines to control women's heads... pfftt. You need backbone, more assurance, a little romance, a little boldness and creativity
*rips out peasant backbone, buys gene insurance, gets him flowers, sets his pc to bold font and gives him nativity thinger*
there now you're all set... jsut like tcg said


nice form on that peasant by the way

*rips out peasant backbone, buys gene insurance, gets him flowers, sets his pc to bold font and gives him nativity thinger*
there now you're all set... jsut like tcg said


nice form on that peasant by the way
lol!

*looks at both of them, eyes wide, then bursts out laughing*

Fine, you can figure it out alll on your own, gentlemen.
*she puls her whip and cracks it, leaving a mark around her waist. she goes to the window, looking at the guillotine*

So, where are the preparations for this big party i wanted?

Fine, you can figure it out alll on your own, gentlemen.
:(

lol!
you can't go wrong a woman told us how to do it *nods* *secretly slips gene love potion* nice weather eh? *whistles walking a few feet to the left*

you can't go wrong a woman told us how to do it *nods* *secretly slips gene love potion* nice weather eh? *whistles walking a few feet to the left*
Yeah, it is nice.

*sits on throne*
*opens whiskey, swallows*

*sits on throne*
*opens whiskey, swallows*

*looks at him expectantly*
so... are you going to share or what?

*looks at him expectantly*
so... are you going to share or what?
*holds out bottle* sure

*holds out bottle* sure

*looking into his eyes, she takes the bottle, puts it to her lips and takes a few swigs, never breaking eye contact. she gives it back*

Thanks

*looking into his eyes, she takes the bottle, puts it to her lips and takes a few swigs, never breaking eye contact. she gives it back*

Thanks
*pulls you into my lap*

Well, i must be off. later all!

*teleports out*

*pulls you into my lap*

*eyes fluttering*
i've been a very good at being naughty this year. *sweet smile* i would like a new phil with rechargeable batteries... some music, a few dozen nobles and celebs for my collection... a new pillowpile...

sings *yo-ho-ho- and a bottle of rum*



*vows to drink tequilla until LP shows up*


if i pass out...someone just carry me to my chambers.....or to theirs

sings *yo-ho-ho- and a bottle of rum*



*vows to drink tequilla until LP shows up*


if i pass out...someone just carry me to my chambers.....or to theirs

* a case of tequila appears besides Peech*
I can drink with you if you want... i'll take care of you, if you need to
*wicked smile*

* a case of tequila appears besides Peech*
I can drink with you if you want... i'll take care of you, if you need to
*wicked smile*

*watches his beautiful subjects grabbing both their asses*

* a case of tequila appears besides Peech*
I can drink with you if you want... i'll take care of you, if you need to
*wicked smile*



giggles and puts a shot glas between goddess's breasts. licks salt , sqeezes lime in her mouth and takes the shot glass from tcg's cleavage with her own lips........does the shot *



oh i didnt know choq was watching

/lies

giggles and puts a shot glas between goddess's breasts. licks salt , sqeezes lime in her mouth and takes the shot glass from tcg's cleavage with her own lips........does the shot *



oh i didnt know choq was watching

/lies
*puts double shot between peech's and tcg's breasts*
*hits them both straight*
*hits floor*
well im off to a good start *laughs grabbing absinthe bottle*

*she licks Peech's skin over the left breast, pours salt, puts glass in cleavage, and takes lime in right hand. she licks the salt from the skin, chugs the tequila and bites down on the lime with a wicked smile*

that does taste better. *she looks to Choq* now for you...

*she licks Peech's skin over the left breast, pours salt, puts glass in cleavage, and takes lime in right hand. she licks the salt from the skin, chugs the tequila and bites down on the lime with a wicked smile*

that does taste better. *she looks to Choq* now for you...

*points up*

*sits down, licks her quill and fills in the questionnaire in her best handwriting*
1. a girl?
2. near or under 5"2'?
3. between 110-150 or close?
4. single?
5. between the ages of 24-40 (if not state age)
6. living?
7. interested in Eugene?

1. Hmm, want to take a look?
2. 5...5 I think.
3. 155 last time I tried weighing myself :(
4. 'fraid not.
5. 19
6. Well, that or I'm in Heaven.
7...sort of...occupied. But will flirt outrageously online. One of my old sigs used to say 'just because she flirts doesn't mean she's interested.'

8. Breast size...guess Choqqy then. ;)

lunch ...back soon.


i am having something choqolatey/chocolatey for dessert though .......i know that much

*sits down, licks her quill and fills in the questionnaire in her best handwriting*

1. a girl?
2. near or under 5"2'?
3. between 110-150 or close?
4. single?
5. between the ages of 24-40 (if not state age)
6. living?
7. interested in Eugene?

1. Hmm, want to take a look?
2. 5...5 I think.
3. 155 last time I tried weighing myself :(
4. 'fraid not.
5. 19
6. Well, that or I'm in Heaven.
7...sort of...occupied. But will flirt outrageously online. One of my old sigs used to say 'just because she flirts doesn't mean she's interested.'

8. Breast size...guess Choqqy then. ;)

*cups breast* im guessing your size is perfect *nods* *stories her*

lunch ...back soon.


i am having something choqolatey/chocolatey for dessert though .......i know that much

irish cream anyone?
*nudges peech*

irish cream anyone?
*nudges peech*

*chuckles*
She's having chocolate/choquolate.

*cups breast* im guessing your size is perfect *nods* *stories her*
Hmm, sure you can tell from only one breast?

*chuckles*
She's having chocolate/choquolate.
*throaty chuckle* irish choquolate creame?

Hmm, sure you can tell from only one breast?

true *massages both breasts* *takes measurments with protractor* *kisses them* yeah i'd say perfect *nods*

true *massages both breasts* *takes measurments with protractor* *kisses them* yeah i'd say perfect *nods**From up in the rafters*

Meower... :rolleyes:
[I could've told you that without all the measuring...]

*From up in the rafters*

Meower... :rolleyes:
[I could've told you that without all the measuring...]
lol

Guess as Choq isn't going to be anything except playful I'd better write 36B on that form.
*writes and submits*
Now what do I win?

:rolleyes:

men!

*she goes to her pillow pile and starts whipping little rabbits*

But Goddess, they're so fun to play with!

:rolleyes:

men!

*she goes to her pillow pile and starts whipping little rabbits*
*floats goddess over to throne kisses her quite thoroughly*
don't be rash love
*holds you playing with your hair*

So I go to the hospital cafeteria for lunch right? (I'm such a brave lass)
Anyway, as I go through the line, something on the back side of the salad bar/condiment bar fell over. I leaned far over to put it back where it was and did not notice the two, side by side, open containers of cocktail sauce that were in the front of the bar. So I continue through the line, pay and my assistant and I grab a table. We sit down and immediately she starts to laugh.

"What?" I say.

"you...........your shirt- lol" she says

I look down and I have two , red spots of ketchup on my breasts. They looked just like nipples! I said "oh good god" and started dabbing my blouse with a napkin......only to make the ketchup nipples bigger. So I had my lunch and suffered through all the funny looks on my way back down to my office.


:rolleyes:

Ahahahaha ... nipples ....

*passes back out*

:rolleyes:

men!

*she goes to her pillow pile and starts whipping little rabbits**does a belly flop onto her head. Looks down into her eyes...*
Mew :D
[hello]

Ahahahaha ... nipples ....

*passes back out*


hey cutie....why dont you frequent the castle more often? *flashes him her ketchup nipples*

So I go to the hospital cafeteria for lunch right? (I'm such a brave lass)
Anyway, as I go through the line, something on the back side of the salad bar/condiment bar fell over. I leaned far over to put it back where it was and did not notice the two, side by side, open containers of cocktail sauce that were in the front of the bar. So I continue through the line, pay and my assistant and I grab a table. We sit down and immediately she starts to laugh.

"What?" I say.

"you...........your shirt- lol" she says

I look down and I have two , red spots of ketchup on my breasts. They looked just like nipples! I said "oh good god" and started dabbing my blouse with a napkin......only to make the ketchup nipples bigger. So I had my lunch and suffered through all the funny looks on my way back down to my office.


:rolleyes:
nipples you say
*stories her ketchup nipples*

nipples you say
*stories her ketchup nipples*


you could just rub your burger across my shirt or dip your fries on them you know

you could just rub your burger across my shirt or dip your fries on them you know

i'd rather lick

i'd rather lick


ha...well in that case..

*goes back to the condiment bar and leans over it*

ha...well in that case..

*goes back to the condiment bar and leans over it*
ohhh wait! *pours ketchup on your pants* there allll better

ohhh wait! *pours ketchup on your pants* there allll better



*hangs onion rings from her zipper*

*does a belly flop onto her head. Looks down into her eyes...*
Mew :D
[hello]

*licks his head*
Hello there, junior.
Missed you.
*licks again*

*hangs onion rings from her zipper*

*kneels and eats the dangling rings*

we have to kill something or torture somethign soon.


*looks at her saber thats beginning to rust from lack of use*

choq chew this rust off for me.........i'm going to hang out by the bus stop and wait for the peasant kids to get home from school....

*kneels and eats the dangling rings*


here...want soem ketchup for those TCG? *sticks her chest out*

here...want soem ketchup for those TCG? *sticks her chest out*

you read my mind, beautiful
*she licks the ketchup*

we have to kill something or torture somethign soon.


*looks at her saber thats beginning to rust from lack of use*

choq chew this rust off for me.........i'm going to hang out by the bus stop and wait for the peasant kids to get home from school....
but its lunch time and you're a danm fine looking salad

but its lunch time and you're a danm fine looking salad


*sprinkles bacon bits on her*

well we all need a serving of vegetables each day .....

*sprinkles bacon bits on her*

well we all need a serving of vegetables each day .....
*eats peech salad* mmmmmm *swoons* so delicious with your special salad dressing

you read my mind, beautiful
*she licks the ketchup*


*looks around for some pickles for me and tcg *

i hope we have something besides these baby kosher dills......*frowns*

*looks around for some pickles for me and tcg *

i hope we have something besides these baby kosher dills......*frowns*

i have this sweet pickle, its more than big enough to split .. might feed up to two

i have this sweet pickle, its more than big enough to split .. might feed up to two


*looks wide eyed at said pickle....considers splitting it half with her saber, but decides she and goddess can just take turns with it and leave it in its big plump juicy form*


:eek: peech

*looks around as she leans on the balistrade over the arena that is presently painted as a black and white chess board.*
*grins at Peech* How about some 'Battle Chess'? The children are pawns, the others are pretty obvious.
Red or Blue?

i have this sweet pickle, its more than big enough to split .. might feed up to two

*walks in* Two? Awwww, it's a little baby pickle.

*looks around as she leans on the balistrade over the arena that is presently painted as a black and white chess board.*
*grins at Peech* How about some 'Battle Chess'? The children are pawns, the others are pretty obvious.
Red or Blue?


excellent! i choose red

*looks around for some pickles for me and tcg *

i hope we have something besides these baby kosher dills......*frowns*

I hope so too
*rummages through her pillow pile*

*walks in* Two? Awwww, it's a little baby pickle.


ohhh look...........its Joc.....Joc with the big <inserts rhyming word>

i mean neck

*looks wide eyed at said pickle....considers splitting it half with her saber, but decides she and goddess can just take turns with it and leave it in its big plump juicy form*


:eek: peech

*raunchy laughter*
You are just the best Peech. I will always share with you...

hey everyone look at my cock!
*shows off pet rooster*

*raunchy laughter*
You are just the best Peech. I will always share with you...


exactly my lover....just like you can wear my eyepatch pasties and play "walk the plank" whenever you like ;)


HARGH!

hey everyone look at my cock!
*shows off pet rooster*


*laughs*

you wanna see a guy with a big cock? then look at this! (http://img172.echo.cx/img172/8546/texaschicken2wx.jpg) :eek:

*walks in* Two? Awwww, it's a little baby pickle.

*bursts out laughing*
i am suddenly reminded of a certain phil story
*drops on her pillows in helpless laughter*

*laughs*

you wanna see a guy with a big cock? then look at this! (http://img172.echo.cx/img172/8546/texaschicken2wx.jpg) :eek:

Let's play a game. I'll hide my pickle and everyone can try to guess where I put it. TCG can't play though, because I need her help.

Let's play a game. I'll hide my pickle and everyone can try to guess where I put it. TCG can't play though, because I need her help.


well u have to give us hints.


*takes off assless chaps and puts on thong instead*

much easier to look for things in this.

*leaves chaps for Tribes to put on when he shows up*

Alright everyone close your eyes

*everyone closes eyes*

TCG, help me with this. *odd sounds*

Okay open your eyes. *everyone opens eyes. Jocabia and TCG are laying in the pillow pile together*

Okay, here is your hint.

TCG, do you know where the pickle is? *grins*

*closes eyes and walks around. almost falls off the drawbridge. decides to stand still until further directions*

Okay, here is your hint.

TCG, do you know where the pickle is? *grins*

*muffled* mmmmph!!! *puts hands up and shrugs*

*opens eyes and begins to search*


*looks in peasant #1's mouth*

nope not there

someone come help me find this darn pickle.

@TCG

Careful. We don't want anyone to get hurt while playing this game.

*looks in peasant #2's ass*


nope not there

@TCG

Careful. We don't want anyone to get hurt while playing this game.

Thwe onwy wone huwt wouwd we wou... *nasty grin*

Thwe onwy wone huwt wouwd we wou... *nasty grin*

*grimaces* oh, oh, don't grin.

*looks in Joc's ear*
*takes out a centipede*
Not this anyway.

*looks in her own ass*



no....definitely not there

*grimaces* oh, oh, don't grin.

*she twirls her tongue in her mouth*

*sits on throne*
*jumps up*
Joc i think i found your pickle
*rubs bum*

*looks in tcg's nose*



no...........but i think I'm getting warmer

*looks in tcg's nose*



no...........but i think I'm getting warmer
*while she's bent over looking sticks ...something... somewhere*

*looks in tcg's nose*



no...........but i think I'm getting warmer

*starts to giggles and bites a bit too hard on her.... err... cargo

*blindfolds Choqulya then silently pads away*
(no shoes)

*sits on throne*
*jumps up*
Joc i think i found your pickle
*rubs bum*

never mind was just an empty bottle

*blindfolds Choqulya then silently pads away*
(no shoes)
*screams* im blind oh my god im blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*randomly flails about to find his throne*

*looks in Joc's ear*
*takes out a centipede*
Not this anyway.

*shudders*

*while she's bent over looking sticks ...something... somewhere*


well now we know where another certain pickle is dont we ;)

*looks in her own ass*



no....definitely not there

Oh, trust me, Peech, if it was, you'd know. Unless there's something you're not telling us.

*she twirls her tongue in her mouth*

*his eyes roll back in his head* Oh, my Goddess!!!

well now we know where another certain pickle is dont we ;)
yes its quite warm too

*bumps into joc and tcg stumbling around blinded, falling over everyone making a large yet hilarious pile on the floor*
uhh.... who's touching my ass?

Oh, trust me, Peech, if it was, you'd know. Unless there's something you're not telling us.


theres quite a few things im not telling you all *looks around for parole officer*


now where could that darn pickle be?. *looks behind her and sees choq*.......and why do i feel like im about to have an org............ :eek:

theres quite a few things im not telling you all *looks around for parole officer*


now where could that darn pickle be?. *looks behind her and sees choq*.......and why do i feel like im about to have an org............ :eek:
*gives her some irish cream*

*bumps into joc and tcg stumbling around blinded, falling over everyone making a large yet hilarious pile on the floor*
uhh.... who's touching my ass?

hu dow nwow

well after that bit-o-yumminess....i'm going outside the castle to smoke and slay the first thing that moves.......



*looks in tcg's mouth* :eek: :eek:

hu dow nwow

i cant see but i can feel :-p

well after that bit-o-yumminess....i'm going outside the castle to smoke and slay the first thing that moves.......



*looks in tcg's mouth* :eek: :eek:

*she takes the pickle from her mouth*
Yay!
*kisses the winner quite thoroughly*
I knew you could do it, my lover.

*she takes the pickle from her mouth*
Yay!
*kisses the winner quite thoroughly*
I knew you could do it, my lover.

@TCG and Peech
So what do you think of Jocabian pickles, lovers?

@TCG and Peech
So what do you think of Jocabian pickles, lovers?

Salty?
*wipes her mouth*

@TCG and Peech
So what do you think of Jocabian pickles, lovers?


i havent ever seen a pickle quite so large ........i wonder if they have Jocabian attachments you can buy?

*sits on throne playing rock'em sock'em robots by himself*
i am he reigning champ oh yeah *dances as he wins again*

Joc i say you send pics of said item for tcg and I to critique

how you guys have gotten away with this for this long is quite remarkable. signed, an avid reader.

how you guys have gotten away with this for this long is quite remarkable. signed, an avid reader.
join us *nods* *ebil laugh* *stuffs avid read under kilt*