NationStates Jolt Archive

*Joins Choq*

Hey, it's pretty cool in here. What happens if I push this button right here?

*Pushes button*

*prays to CG and peech a bit more*

...and of course, you are the most beautiful women in the world...
...and I want to <moderated> until you <moderated> and shout 'holy Fu-
*ethereal boulder flies a tribes. He tries the 'phasing' thing but only gets half way. The rock rattles around inside tribes for a while*

Oh, havn't heard that one yet....lets see......
*Looks up in the bible of Peeches and CG*
Oh yes, here it is, verse three, chapter nine, book of the horney beggar censored edition. A memorable verse.

Stag- Lord of....er.....this thing here!
Not a vampire, really.
Simply has a love of virgin blood, tall castles and has a servant called igor.
Also once accused of sexual harrassment by sitting quietly in the next room.


Choq, make the title purty, please, we have a reputation to maintain

*as she whips the legs from under the peasant guard and is about to stab him, she feels Choq in her mind and body... and moans. the distraction was enough for the peasant to try and scramble away with her favorite whip.*

Oh that does it!
*she unleashes and flame whip that lashes he peasant to a crisp*
*falls on the ground and moans*
Get out of my head if you want me to do anything...
*laughs gleefully*
now that i've had my fun
*tries to pet nekone*

Choq, make the title purty, please, we have a reputation to maintain

Yea, I know what kind of reputation, hur hur hu-
I'll stop.

*laughs gleefully*
now that i've had my fun
*tries to pet nekone**Nekone is currently bein adorned of ribbons, beads and anything else you can imagine little girls and boys would do to a kitten... :rolleyes: *

*Joins Choq*

Hey, it's pretty cool in here. What happens if I push this button right here?

*Pushes button*

*her body glows a hot intense heat and she screams. every human and animal in a 5 mile area is instantly hit by a wave of lust.*

*Joins Choq*

Hey, it's pretty cool in here. What happens if I push this button right here?

*Pushes button*
*sees Mac disappear into CG*

Hey, that looks fun in a sort of...nostalgic way. I'm in! Come one, Staggering Drunks you big non-vampire you!

*lunges into CG, starts touching things and watching the effect*

*Nekone is currently bein adorned of ribbons, beads and anything else you can imagine little girls and boys would do to a kitten... :rolleyes: *

The horror.......the horror

Hmm, not much then.

*Presses button a few more times to see if anything changes*

*Leaves*

Choq, make the title purty, please, we have a reputation to maintain
c.mon is funny


*pops back into her head giver her <mod edit>*

*sees Mac disappear into CG*

Hey, that looks fun in a sort of...nostalgic way. I'm in! Come one, Staggering Drunks you big non-vampire you!

*lunges into CG, starts touching things and watching the effect*

I fear I am as yet still corporeal. So the effect may be a little more PG 18. On the other hand.....
*Tries it all the same*
*Gets a ding round the earhole for his efforts*

*her body glows a hot intense heat and she screams. every human and animal in a 5 mile area is instantly hit by a wave of lust.*
ooc: OK... considering that I, a male kitten, am surrounded by Prepubescent Boys and Girls... as well as their mothers... this can be.... well... Interesting... :D

*goes all 'Ark of the Covenant' on some peasants*

woOOoooOOOOoooOOOOOOOOO!!!

ooc: OK... considering that I, a male kitten, am surrounded by Prepubescent Boys and Girls... as well as their mothers... this can be.... well... Interesting... :D
rofl

wow that was the CRAZYEST THREAD EVER :eek:

*her body glows a hot intense heat and she screams. every human and animal in a 5 mile area is instantly hit by a wave of lust.*

Dear lord.....
*Ravishes CG uncontrollably*

*Nudges Tribes*

Hey look, Nekone keeps looking at those peasants in a funny way

*Pushes button another time*

wow that was the CRAZYEST THREAD EVER :eek:
Oh I don't know, there was once a.......wait, no. Actually there was a.....no....no, not enough rubber for that. Oh, there was one....no, you may be right.

*presses yellow button that says push in case of incorporeality*

*Nudges Tribes*

Hey look, Nekone keeps looking at those peasants in a funny way

*Pushes button another time*
Yeah well, watch this.

*does the old poltergeist routine, finishing with a rousing rendition of 'Rule Brittania' on the kettle. In stereo. With voices*

*she grabs all their spirits, ties them up together and kicks them out of her head*

*she then moves to each body, giving it the Kiss of Life, battling their spirits so they can return*

*presses yellow button that says push in case of incorporeality*
Ooh, ooh, where are you??

*Nudges Tribes*

Hey look, Nekone keeps looking at those peasants in a funny way

*Pushes button another time*OOC: And I imagine the activities of the mothers and their children would be worthy of the "Jerry Springer Show" :D

Ooh, ooh, where are you??
left lobe, slightly under hypothalamus *nods* follow the blue stairs

*she grabs all their spirits, ties them up together and kicks them out of her head*

Er......*clears throat* I'm not a spirit and so er....well just pointing out, I'm here if you need me *waves from compromising position with CG*

*presses yellow button that says push in case of incorporeality*

How immensley convienient.
*Pushes press here in case of soberness button*

*she grabs all their spirits, ties them up together and kicks them out of her head*

*she then moves to each body, giving it the Kiss of Life, battling their spirits so they can return*

nooooooooooooooo *tries to get back inside her head*
*tackles her*
god da-
*ducks as rocks fly at him*

How immensley convienient.
*Pushes press here in case of soberness button*
*throws cases of guiness at him*

left lobe, slightly under hypothalamus *nods* follow the blue stairs
*gets kicked out by CG*

I just can't catch a break.

*raids her head, rushing the hypothalamus and pushing forces on to the left lobe*

*meets some heavy resistance, suffers casualties within the ranks*

*breaks through, captures the flag*
WOO!!

*pushes button and becomes human and alive again*

Yes! Yes! Canada! Canada!

*Finds the yellow button, and the 'press in case of soberness button*

*Discovers they are too far apart to press at the same time, but he only has time for one*

*Presses button*

*Starts singing drunken songs inside CGs head*

*throws cases of guiness at him*

It works!
*ow*
The booze!
*ow*
The concussions!

nooooooooooooooo *tries to get back inside her head*
*tackles her*
god da-
*ducks as rocks fly at him*

*smug smile*
you won't win on this plane, lover.
*she blows him a kiss and the force of it reels him back into his body*

*Finds the yellow button, and the 'press in case of soberness button*

*Discovers they are too far apart to press at the same time, but he only has time for one*

*Presses button*

*Starts singing drunken songs inside CGs head*
i knew i shoulda picked the pink button

*Finds the yellow button, and the 'press in case of soberness button*

*Discovers they are too far apart to press at the same time, but he only has time for one*

*Presses button*

*Starts singing drunken songs inside CGs head*

*sighs*
*takes TRIBES spririt and kicks him out, pushing him into his own body*

I'm off to bed. Alone. Yes. Um...

*grabs a passing cheerleader platoon, sprints off*

*runs back, slings a keg onto his shoulder, jogs off slightly sweating*

*smug smile*
you won't win on this plane, lover.
*she blows him a kiss and the force of it reels him back into his body*
*pokes her* if you ever let me die again and be assualted by ethereal rocks, and ethereal buffalo as well as keep me from drinking we are going to have serious issues
*kisses her quite thorougly*

*sighs*
*takes TRIBES spririt and quicks him out, pushing him into his own body*

You should get some timeshare in there, you're missing out on a good deal

Oh, you wanna push me out huh Goddess

*Pushes INSTA-GASM button*

You sure?

Oh, you wanna push me out huh Goddess

*Pushes INSTA-GASM button*

You sure?


*looks down at mess in his kilt*
dude, what happened?

I'm off to bed. Alone. Yes. Um...

*grabs a passing cheerleader platoon, sprints off*

*runs back, slings a keg onto his shoulder, jogs off slightly sweating*

Yes....I shall also go to bed.....alone.......
*Grabs another passing cheerleeder squad*
*Comes back after 20 minutes zipping up his trousers and ajusting his shirt*
And now we leave before the vast army of fathers demand I marry thier daughters. I prefer my children illigitimate.

*looks down at mess in his kilt*
dude, what happened?ROFLMFCAO!

*looks down at mess in his kilt*
dude, what happened?

OOC: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Falls off chair laughing*

You should get some timeshare in there, you're missing out on a good deal

The only one person getting timeshare in there is Peech...

Oh, you wanna push me out huh Goddess

*Pushes INSTA-GASM button*

You sure?

*swoons and moans"

The only one person getting timeshare in there is Peech... :(

The only one person getting timeshare in there is Peech...

*Thinks about that......*
Ahhh, don't give me those thoughts too often, not with my imagination, never give a monkey the keys to the banana plantation.
Mmmmmm
*Thinks about it some more*
*God bless the graphic imagination*

*Thinks about that......*
Ahhh, don't give me those thoughts too often, not with my imagination, never give a monkey the keys to the banana plantation.
Mmmmmm
*Thinks about it some more*
*God bless the graphic imagination*

Why do you think i gave you the name Mac? *eyes flutttering*
Peech and I have a "special" relationship... *wicked grin*

ooc: wait til we meet in BC... lol

*swoons and moans"

*Leans on the button, holding it down*

*Whistles innocently*

Why do you think i gave you the name Mac? *eyes flutttering*
Peech and I have a "special" relationship... *wicked grin*

ooc: wait til we meet in BC... lol

fine don't take me! im telling errmmm my mommy !

*Leans on the button, holding it down*

*Whistles innocently*

*in between moans, she focuses her flame whip and lashes out at Mac, he flinches and she hides the button*
*panting and breathless, she tries to get up, but her knees buckle*

Why do you think i gave you the name Mac? *eyes flutttering*
Peech and I have a "special" relationship... *wicked grin*

ooc: wait til we meet in BC... lol

If you don't then reality has severley let me down once again....mmmm....yes, I'm taking the Peeches and CG bible to bed tonight.

OOC: BC? Care to unabbriviate that? :D

*in between moans, she focuses her flame whip and lashes out at Mac, he flinches and she hides the button*
*panting and breathless, she tries to get up, but her knees buckle*

*Hunts for the button again*

Ooh, there it is. What a novel place to hide it.

*Leans on it again*

*in between moans, she focuses her flame whip and lashes out at Mac, he flinches and she hides the button*
*panting and breathless, she tries to get up, but her knees buckle*
*steals button*
*hides it*
*looks innocent*

fine don't take me! im telling errmmm my mommy !

rotflmao

*wipes tear*
your mummy probably warned you about girls like me, pooh bear

rotflmao

*wipes tear*
your mummy probably warned you about girls like me, pooh bear


and your mummy prolly warned you about guys like me :fluffle:

and your mummy prolly warned you about guys like me :fluffle:

Warned? What...like....no glove no love?
Ahahaha!
*Gets smacked around the earhole*

Warned? What...like....no glove no love?
Ahahaha!
*Gets smacked around the earhole*

lol
i might have to change your title

lol
i might have to change your title

Take out the chickens and I'll be happy :D

*Hunts for the button again*

Ooh, there it is. What a novel place to hide it.

*Leans on it again*

*she bursts laughing... and laughing... and laughing uncontrollably. she folds her arms around her waist to keep it from bursting...she falls to the ground*

Take out the chickens and I'll be happy :D
lol got a funny object to put in their place?

If you don't then reality has severley let me down once again....mmmm....yes, I'm taking the Peeches and CG bible to bed tonight.

OOC: BC? Care to unabbriviate that? :D

ooc British Columbia, Canada. Peech is visiting north this summer and i'll join her

lol got a funny object to put in their place?

Hmmmm....*taps teeth* errrrrrr
*gargles*
errrrrrr
hmmmmmmmm.......
Snowglobes! You can't go wrong with snowglobes!
Or.......fertility idols! (Peeches and CG, I'm looking at you :p )
Or.......fertility idols......in snowglobes!!!

ooc British Columbia, Canada. Peech is visiting north this summer and i'll join her

Wohoo! Someone grab the camera! I'm going to canada for the summer! :p

Hmmmm....*taps teeth* errrrrrr
*gargles*
errrrrrr
hmmmmmmmm.......
Snowglobes! You can't go wrong with snowglobes!
Or.......fertility idols! (Peeches and CG, I'm looking at you :p )
Or.......fertility idols......in snowglobes!!!

Don't ever take up a job making souvenirs will you?

Wohoo! Someone grab the camera! I'm going to canada for the summer! :p


*she destroys al the buttons that the boys found*
The more the merrier. which reminds. we also want to do a Kazoo party, so if you are interested, let us know. something like a long weekend of drink, merriment and stories, pics...err... yeah

Don't ever take up a job making souvenirs will you?

Well why didn't you tell me that earlier?! What do I do with all these straw donkeys?!

*she destroys al the buttons that the boys found*
The more the merrier. which reminds. we also want to do a Kazoo party, so if you are interested, let us know. something like a long weekend of drink, merriment and stories, pics...err... yeah

Must.....resist....tempation.....to....say.........yes......

*Light bulb appears above head*

Holy fuc-

*Is knocked out by a rock*

*she destroys al the buttons that the boys found*
The more the merrier. which reminds. we also want to do a Kazoo party, so if you are interested, let us know. something like a long weekend of drink, merriment and stories, pics...err... yeah

Speaking of which, I must look you all up in the pic thread.....
*evil echoing laugh*
Wow, was that me? Hmm...must be the achoustics.

Speaking of which, I must look you all up in the pic thread.....
*evil echoing laugh*
Wow, was that me? Hmm...must be the achoustics.
you'll never find me!!! *hides*

you'll never find me!!! *hides*

Well no, I won't :D , one of the resons for this is I can't be bothered to find the pic thread at.....THIRTEEN PAST ELEVEN IN THE MORNING?!
Dear god, you're all a bad influence on me. Ok, better go to bed now, the sun is coming up Iamnotavampireyoucan'tproveanything and I am bleeding tired. Seeya all!

Speaking of which, I must look you all up in the pic thread.....
*evil echoing laugh*
Wow, was that me? Hmm...must be the achoustics.

you haven't already? i'm crushed. really

Well no, I won't :D , one of the resons for this is I can't be bothered to find the pic thread at.....THIRTEEN PAST ELEVEN IN THE MORNING?!
Dear god, you're all a bad influence on me. Ok, better go to bed now, the sun is coming up Iamnotavampireyoucan'tproveanything and I am bleeding tired. Seeya all!

Beu bye Stag!
later

you haven't already? i'm crushed. really

Well nobodys rated MINE :D I'll look tommorrow, NS'ers honour :p

you haven't already? i'm crushed. really
*from under a pile of writhing bodies in the corner.*

Merfff
[No... I'm crushed... HELP!]

Beu bye Stag!
later

Byeeeeeeeeee

*Picks up Nekone and shakes the last of the ribbons off him*

There ya go bud.

poor cat *pets him*

*Picks up Nekone and shakes the last of the ribbons off him*

There ya go bud.
*heavy breathing...*
mew
[the pain.... oh the pain....]

*heavy breathing...*
mew
[the pain.... oh the pain....]
*tosses him some lamb n tuna*

*Strokes Nekone gently, and feeds him tidbits of fresh fish*

*from under a pile of writhing bodies in the corner.*

Merfff
[No... I'm crushed... HELP!]

*goes to help Nekone from under the corpses*
get you go dear,*licks his head*

*takes cg in his arms, kissing her passionately, melting in the kiss merging with her form until nothing is left but the kiss upon her lips. of him no trace remains*

*goes to help Nekone from under the corpses*
get you go dear,*licks his head*OOC: no... not corpses... remember what happened when one of the spirits pushed your buttons? added to the fact that you blessed me so that they wouldn't run away...

ic: *nekone shivers at the memory of... his ordeal...*

OOC: no... not corpses... remember what happened when one of the spirits pushed your buttons? added to the fact that you blessed me so that they wouldn't run away...

ic: *nekone shivers at the memory of... his ordeal...*

*starts giggling*
sorry about that, Nekone

*starts giggling*
sorry about that, Nekone
Mew
[are we done here?]

Meorwr.
[I now know what a Lofah feels like...]

*skips into the caslte to alight on the throne*
look at me guys im so pahretty!

*skips into the caslte to alight on the throne*
look at me guys im so pahretty!
*looks up from sunbathing*

Yes

*puts sunglass back on*

*looks up from sunbathing*

Yes

*puts sunglass back on*

oh hey LP *waves* like my tutu?

ooc: saw a pirate atthe mall the other day, we spent a few mintes talking bout kilts, then i bought some stuff from him ... was kinda trippy

oh hey LP *waves* like my tutu?

ooc: saw a pirate atthe mall the other day, we spent a few mintes talking bout kilts, then i bought some stuff from him ... was kinda trippy
Yes it's very...... revealing. Way better than the kilt

OOC: WTF? What are you on?

Yes it's very...... revealing. Way better than the kilt

OOC: WTF? What are you on?
*spins falling into your lap*
hehe


ooc: nothing he was working at Spencers... thye always have sombody dressed up or somethin

*walks in with a dead noble in her hand*


do we have any eggs and toast to go with this?

*walks in with a dead noble in her hand*


do we have any eggs and toast to go with this?
*waves from LP's lap*
heya peech like my tutu?

A balletlapdancer........ Me likies


*looks up at Peech*

Doesn't he have eggs like..... built in?

*walks in, disheveled, yawning and stretching*
Forget eggs... i want coffee, jet-fuel if you have any handy...
*flops down on her pillow pile*

A balletlapdancer........ Me likies


*looks up at Peech*

Doesn't he have eggs like..... built in?

*lap dances LP's gracefully*
*goes a bit further and <mod edit> him*

*walks in, disheveled, yawning and stretching*
Forget eggs... i want coffee, jet-fuel if you have any handy...
*flops down on her pillow pile*
Have you been "up" all night too?

Have you been "up" all night too?

*naughty grin*
maybe...

*lap dances LP's gracefully*
*goes a bit further and <mod edit> him*
*slips in a tenner*

*naughty grin*
maybe...
Don't make me beat it out of you.......wait....... nevermind.

*tapes in hands*

*dips them in glue*

*dips them in broken glass*

A balletlapdancer........ Me likies


*looks up at Peech*

Doesn't he have eggs like..... built in?

well i certainly hope not....



choq .......i love it. *looks up tutu*

*slips in a tenner*
yay my first 10 dollars ever!!!!!!!!

well i certainly hope not....



choq .......i love it. *looks up tutu*
*gives peech lapdance*
*<mod edit> her quite thoroughly*

Don't make me beat it out of you.......wait....... nevermind.

*tapes in hands*

*dips them in glue*

*dips them in broken glass*

Actually it all started when the guys last night decided to join me on a raiding party, got themselves killed, then invaded my mind and started pressing all the buttons...
*shivers*
I think every one in a 5 mile radius was affected. I can still hear some of them fornicating is most peculiar ways...
*puzzled look and shudder*

Actually it all started when the guys last night decided to join me on a raiding party, got tehmselves killed, then invaded my mind and started pressing all the buttons...
*shivers*
I think every one in a 5 mile radius was affected. I can still hear some of them fornicating is most peculiar ways...
*puzzled look and shudder*
*lowers fist*

Oh :(


*looks around for a peasant to beat up*

Actually it all started when the guys last night decided to join me on a raiding party, got tehmselves killed, then invaded my mind and started pressing all the buttons...
*shivers*
I think every one in a 5 mile radius was affected. I can still hear some of them fornicating is most peculiar ways...
*puzzled look and shudder*
*slips in*
*presses anti-sobriety button*
*watches handiwork*

*lowers fist*

Oh :(


*looks around for a peasant to beat up*

Then it got interesting while i was reviewing my book... and i had a night molester show up. and again this morning.

*rolls on her side*
i'm beat. i need sleep. just a few hours.

Then it got interesting while i was reviewing my book... and i had a night molester show up. and again this morning.

*rolls on her side*
i'm beat. i need sleep. just a few hours.


*spoons TCG*

Then it got interesting while i was reviewing my book... and i had a night molester show up. and again this morning.

*rolls on her side*
i'm beat. i need sleep. just a few hours.
you liked it :-p

*slips in*
*presses anti-sobriety button*
*watches handiwork*

*giggles*
Not going to work. I destroyed them all, remember? the only one that wasn't destroyed is the one you stole.
*raised eyebrow*

*Floats in the corner, watching Peech and TCG*

*spoons TCG*
*snuggles in closer, putting her arm on Peech's arm and caressing her skin*

@ Choq
yes i did, until everyone started to go crazy and just..."invade" my personal space with no regard for my wants and needs. Then the party was over.

*Floats in the corner, watching Peech and TCG*


Maxy Mac! *blows him a kiss then goes back to spooning TCG*

*spoons TCG*
*spoons both*

*giggles*
Not going to work. I destroyed them all, remember? the only one that wasn't destroyed is the one you stole.
*raised eyebrow*


*laughs maniacally*
*disappears*
*presses button*
*holds*
*comes back*

*beats a peasant to a messy pulp*

*spoons both*

*puzzled look and bursts out laughing*
There's a little dog... and bear... and a man...
*laughs*

mac, like my tutu?

*puzzled look and bursts out laughing*
There's a little dog... and bear... and a man...
*laughs*
And a woman with assless chaps?

*laughs maniacally*
*disappears*
*presses button*
*holds*
*comes back*


*starts to tremble and moan, her skin becoming hot and glowing intensely*
DAMN YOU CHOQ!

And a woman with assless chaps?

*still laughing*
No, they're... they're...
*suddenly her eyes grow wide*
Now that's just not right. *shudders*

*still laughing*
No, they're... they're...
*suddenly her eyes grow wide*
Now that's just not right. *shudders*
Baking cookies? Smoking tobacco?

*starts to tremble and moan, her skin becoming hot and glowing intensely*
DAMN YOU CHOQ!
victory is mine!


ooc: god im so easy to please lol *points to all 5 computers around him*
*adjusts self*

Baking cookies? Smoking tobacco?
playing hop scotch?

Baking cookies? Smoking tobacco?

the bear was... the little dog was none too happy about it...
*bursts out laughing*
And the man should not have put his...err... branch in that dog's jaw...

the bear was... the little dog was none too happy about it...
*bursts out laughing*
And the man should not have put his...err... branch in that dog's jaw...
*covers groin*

Ouch. *shudders*

mac, like my tutu?

*Cough*

Yeah, it's er, nice

Oh look, an eagle...

*Points. Starts to run away, trips over something on the floor*

Ow, that fuc-

*Rock skims off the floor, smacking Choq in the groin*

Oop, sorry dude.

*covers groin*

Ouch. *shudders*

That'll teach him not to overpower and molest small beings...
*her sense of justice satisfied, she goes back to cuddling Peech*

That'll teach him not to overpower and molest small beings...
*her sense of justice satisfied, she goes back to cuddling Peech*
But the bear can't help being big and muscular and pure rawness......

*drools*

*looks around for a bear*

Hello Mac

*Screams*

*peeks in and looks around nervously*

*Screams*
*clasps hands over his ears*

*cuts his ears with the glass*

But the bear can't help being big and muscular and pure rawness......

*drools*

*looks around for a bear*

Hello Mac

*eyes mischievous*
I can be a bear for you LP...
*wicked laugh*

*Laughs like a madman before walking off in the direction of the beer fridge*

*peeks in and looks around nervously*

Don't be an ass, come in or go out... but you just standing there is distracting my game

*peeks in and looks around nervously*


*greets Suk with a french kiss and a kidney punch*

wanna help me skin this noble?

*eyes mischievous*
I can be a bear for you LP...
*wicked laugh*
You mean like furry?

*ears bleeding*

Don't be an ass, come in or go out... but you just standing there is distracting my game
*looks wounded* Of course, My Goddess. *eyes Peeches one more time, checking for swords*
*Steps out and grabs something and then walks in carrying two bouquets of black roses*
For you, Peeches.
Et, pour vous, Ma Deesse

*greets Suk with a french kiss and a kidney punch*

wanna help me skin this noble?
*wince* Are you talking to me or about me?

You mean like furry?

*ears bleeding*

I can be furry, savage, cuddly... make a list.
I'll make it come true.

*holds self limping to closet*
*puts on cup*
whew this oughtta fuc-

*gets hit in eye with rock*


*crawls back in putting on hockey equip*

haha!

I can be furry, savage, cuddly... make a list.
I'll make it come true.
I'll have a list tomorrow.

Bye all

*looks wounded* Of course, My Goddess. *eyes Peeches one more time, checking for swords*
*Steps out and grabs something and then walks in carrying two bouquets of black roses*
For you, Peeches.
Et, pour vous, Ma Deesse

*frenchkiss*
Thanks Suk. Nobody's ever given me black roses before... you know i can't die, right?

I'll have a list tomorrow.

Bye all

*frenchkiss*
Bye LP

I can be furry, savage, cuddly... make a list.
I'll make it come true.
Pulls out his already prepared list, checking it one last time. *grins*

*looks wounded* Of course, My Goddess. *eyes Peeches one more time, checking for swords*
*Steps out and grabs something and then walks in carrying two bouquets of black roses*
For you, Peeches.
Et, pour vous, Ma Deesse



for me!!! *kisses suk again*


its ok...........*puts saber away* ;)

*frenchkiss*
Thanks Suk. Nobody's ever given me black roses before... you know i can't die, right?
Well, it's the thought that counts, darling.
*smacks peeches* My kidney's killing me.

Pulls out his already prepared list, checking it one last time. *grins*

*raised eyebrow*
Send it to me, we'll talk.

And that wasn't the intent. I just figured any other color would get me torn apart. :D

*raised eyebrow*
Send it to me, we'll talk.
*grins and folds it into a crane* Catch, Goddess. You're going to ask Peeches for help with number two, though.

And that wasn't the intent. I just figured any other color would get me torn apart. :D

You're lucky this one doesn't get you ripped apart...

White might have been the better choice.. after calling us over-used....

so im confused.........was it a dozen for me and a dozen for tcg......or is it just monday and i cant read?

*steps on noble's throat*

quiet you

*molests peech*
*stories her*
*hides her under kilt*
*steals her insta-gasm button and hides it with cg's*

You're lucky this one doesn't get you ripped apart...

White might have been the better choice.. after calling us over-used....
Uh, yes, that...um...Atleast they're roses? And of course, that's a dozen for each of you. I wouldn't make a half-assed gesture like THAT.

Uh, yes, that...um...Atleast they're roses? And of course, that's a dozen for each of you. I wouldn't make a half-assed gesture like THAT.

where's mine! :mad:

Uh, yes, that...um...Atleast they're roses? And of course, that's a dozen for each of you. I wouldn't make a half-assed gesture like THAT.

*mollified by the gesture, she kisses him again and goes back to her pillows, pulling the petals as she goes, making a petal path*

*mollified by the gesture, she kisses him again and goes back to her pillows, pulling the petals as she goes, making a petal path*
*gives Peeches one last friendly squeeze and yanks off shirt, heading after the flower petals*

*runs out the door and grabs a black bag and brings it back in* Might need some goodies.

*gives Peeches one last friendly squeeze and yanks off shirt, heading after the flower petals*
*offers to keep peech warm with his mouth*

*grins*

*hits buttons for cg and peech*

*drops down on knees in front of Goddess. Reaches into bag with one hand and puts shaky other hand on her knee to steady himself*

*drops down on knees in front of Goddess. Reaches into bag with one hand and puts shaky other hand on her knee to steady himself*
i still want my roses

*offers to keep peech warm with his mouth*

*grins*

*hits buttons for cg and peech*


now theres an offer i cant refuse.

oh you definitely have control of that insta-gasm button (sigh)

i still want my roses
Maybe later. I'm worshipping. Do you even know what Suklaa means?

*Pulls out a silk scarf, grins at Goddess*

*offers to keep peech warm with his mouth*

*grins*

*hits buttons for cg and peech*

*she falls on the pillows and moans as a wave of pleasure and desire washes over her, rolling around on her pillows*

now theres an offer i cant refuse.

oh you definitely have control of that insta-gasm button (sigh)
*hits peeches again*
*licks her*
how ya doing hunni?

ooc: ohh happy late mom's day *hug*

Maybe later. I'm worshipping. Do you even know what Suklaa means?
-snip-


i do *shrugs*

*she falls on the pillows and moans as a wave of pleasure and desire washes over her, rolling around on her pillows*
*watches* I gotta get me one of those.

@Choq Well, then, I gotta do what I gotta do.

*watches* I gotta get me one of those.

@Choq Well, then, I gotta do what I gotta do.

*presses buttons*

*tosses cg a hammer*
i think you'll enjoy this... i know i did last time you had one

dude math is hard

*tosses peech a hammer*
i think you might find this ...enjoyable

*hits peeches again*
*licks her*
how ya doing hunni?

ooc: ohh happy late mom's day *hug*


*cries out CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQQQQQQQ!......while breathing hard*


ooc: awww thank you snooky bear :fluffle:

*pulls out a candle and lights it. Ties up her ankles*

*pulls out another scarf and ties up her hands*

*cries out CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQQQQQQQ!......while breathing hard*


ooc: awww thank you snooky bear :fluffle:
:fluffle: you're welcome *bows slightly kissing her hand*
*puts her button away, kissing her softly*
having a good day?

*hits cg's button*

Choq....can you come down here and help me beat the crap out of a peasant/house inspector? He broke something in my chambers while inspecting....and then put it as an item for ME to have repaired.

:mad:

come on Hercules....I need you to bring your bat.

*presses buttons*

*tosses cg a hammer*
i think you'll enjoy this... i know i did last time you had one

dude math is hard

*rotflmao breathlessly*

*pulls out another scarf and ties up her hands*

*she lets herself be tied up, too distracted by the effects of that stupid button*
OMG.....
Where did he hide that sucker?

Choq....can you come down here and help me beat the crap out of a peasant/house inspector? He broke something in my chambers while inspecting....and then put it as an item for ME to have repaired.

:mad:

come on Hercules....I need you to bring your bat.

ok but when im done, i get toshow you what to do with this
*smiles devilishly brandishing hammer* :fluffle:

*stands up and brushes his hands off* Well, lunch time. Have fun, Choq.
*grins and strolls out*

*stands up and brushes his hands off* Well, lunch time. Have fun, Choq.
*grins and strolls out*

*grins ... slides hammer into <mod edit>*

ok but when im done, i get toshow you what to do with this
*smiles devilishly brandishing hammer* :fluffle:



you forget I am in the construction business ;)

*knows exactly what to do..........puts on her hard hat*

you forget I am in the construction business ;)

*knows exactly what to do..........puts on her hard hat*
*walls in peasant house inspector*

*hits both buttons again*

if we dont find those buttons soon TCG, we arent going to be able to walk soon.

Walking is overrated anyway

if we dont find those buttons soon TCG, we arent going to be able to walk soon.

Walking is overrated anyway
if youre walking it makes it hard to errmm *cough* without the button

if youre walking it makes it hard to errmm *cough* without the button

*catching her breath*
I... can...rec...over....quickly...
*buries her head in the pillow pile*

*catching her breath*
I... can...rec...over....quickly...
*buries her head in the pillow pile*

*molests her with hammer at same time*
:fluffle:

*turns up, muttering about bloody exams*

Fucking A-level mock...show you how to mock...stupid bitch tutor...

*looks up*

*finding no-one, he decides to get wasted whilst listening to depressing rock*

*turns up, muttering about bloody exams*

Fucking A-level mock...show you how to mock...stupid bitch tutor...

*looks up*

*finding no-one, he decides to get wasted whilst listening to depressing rock*
*gets rock high* there now he's happy

*gets rock high* there now he's happy
*smacks Choq in the face*

My pet rock does not do drugs! Does 'oo, lichen? (that's it's name)

EDIT: Hey choq, are we still dead? People have been looking right through me today, and it's getting creepy.

*smacks Choq in the face*

My pet rock does not do drugs! Does 'oo, lichen? (that's it's name)

EDIT: Hey choq, are we still dead? People have been looking right through me today, and it's getting creepy.

:rolleyes:
No appreciation, no gratitude...
Why do i even put up with it is beyond me
*mutters*

*smacks Choq in the face*

My pet rock does not do drugs! Does 'oo, lichen? (that's it's name)

EDIT: Hey choq, are we still dead? People have been looking right through me today, and it's getting creepy.
i htink so

i htink so


*looks angrily at him, then at Tribes, then walks to the other end of the room, muttering*

Still here now and then, sticking it to the men, preferably if those men are women.

Still here now and then, sticking it to the men, preferably if those men are women.

Well, well, well , the Master of Doom as returned.
What's your pleasure today?

Well, well, well , the Master of Doom as returned.
What's your pleasure today?

*hammers her*

if we dont find those buttons soon TCG, we arent going to be able to walk soon.

Walking is overrated anyway
Legs just get in the way

*shows off stumps*

Legs just get in the way

*shows off stumps*
*nods while pressing buttons...hard* (coz it helps)

*nods while pressing buttons...hard* (coz it helps)
Okay. Who's playing with the lightswitch?

*hammers her*

Haven't you have enough with the orgasma-button? now you must use hammers as well? sheesh
*swoons and moans*

Haven't you have enough with the orgasma-button? now you must use hammers as well? sheesh
*swoons and moans*
i could use both

Okay. Who's playing with the lightswitch?
oops sorry man *flips lights back on*

Haven't you have enough with the orgasma-button? now you must use hammers as well? sheesh
*swoons and moans*
*deep under the pile of Pillows, Nekone shivers...*
no more mad monkey sex... please... :eek:

oops sorry man *flips lights back on*
*epileptic attack stops*

Thanks mate

*scrambles up*

*deep under the pile of Pillows, Nekone shivers...*
no more mad monkey sex... please... :eek:

*she grabs the cat and pets him and licks him*

*epileptic attack stops*

Thanks mate

*scrambles up*

*tosses him case of beer*

*tosses him case of beer*
*headbutts the case of beer*

*grabs beer, smashes off the neck and downs it*

Aaaah.

*gets naked*

*she grabs the cat and pets him and licks him**shivers... Licks TCG's nose with a shaky tongue.*

*whisltes innocently*
*presses button and hammers cg*
*whistles innocently*

*shivers... Licks TCG's nose with a shaky tongue.*

*cuddles the cat to her, stroking his fur, and purring*

*walks in singing to himself*

My name is Jocabia and I like to teach.
I offer myself to the warrior, Peech.
My name is Jocabia. I'm known for my oddness.
I offer myself to the Chocolate Goddess.

*smiles smugly to himself and sits at the edge of TCG's pillows*

Does anyone else notice how long the list of occupants of the castle is and how few people are always here?

hhm, you seem just the persons we're looking for. That's right!
Uncle Choq wants YOU to become part of the Cult Following of Occidio Multus, Über-Bitch and Bearer of Great Wisdom.
To join, just TG Choqulya or myself, or simply reply in this thread, and one of us will get back to you with the details on becoming a follower. Join now, while the initiation rituals aren't created yet!

~Kevady, High Priest of Cult Recruiting~

*Ghostly ethereal voice*

Er... Guys, I'm kinda stuck in the fridge. Little help?



Hello? Anyone?

*walks in singing to himself*

My name is Jocabia and I like to teach.
I offer myself to the warrior, Peech.
My name is Jocabia. I'm known for my oddness.
I offer myself to the Chocolate Goddess.

*smiles smugly to himself and sits at the edge of TCG's pillows*

*chuckles*
nice song... was that a prayer? a tribute?

*Ghostly ethereal voice*

Er... Guys, I'm kinda stuck in the fridge. Little help?



Hello? Anyone?

pfftt
no help from me... you all are ungrateful little bastards...
*her hand and the fridge are aglow with a golden light*

*Falls through the door*

Hey, thanks love

*Disappears through the floor*

hhm, you seem just the persons we're looking for. That's right!
Uncle Choq wants YOU to become part of the Cult Following of Occidio Multus, Über-Bitch and Bearer of Great Wisdom.
To join, just TG Choqulya or myself, or simply reply in this thread, and one of us will get back to you with the details on becoming a follower. Join now, while the initiation rituals aren't created yet!

~Kevady, High Priest of Cult Recruiting~

...err...

Dear High Priest of Cult Recruiting,
seeing as we are keeping alive a thread that was started by Occido, and have now taken it to new highs, come near to being locked, but have not, by some miracle, I feel that we are part of her vision and therefore, i feel no need to actually apply for membership.

I think most of my castlemates would agree. if not they can voice their opinions themselves.

Your friendly neighorhood deity
The Chocolate Goddess

*walks in singing to himself*

My name is Jocabia and I like to teach.
I offer myself to the warrior, Peech.
My name is Jocabia. I'm known for my oddness.
I offer myself to the Chocolate Goddess.

*smiles smugly to himself and sits at the edge of TCG's pillows*


LOL.....aww Joc.

*Comes back up the stairs dragging a heavy object behind him*

*Pulls a bunch of four dozen white and red roses from the bag, and places them on TCGs bed with a card saying "Thankyou, oh ravishing Goddess"*

*Goes and hides in the corner, floating just above the floor*

...err...

Dear High Priest of Cult Recruiting,
seeing as we are keeping alive a thread that was started by Occido, and have now taken it to new highs, come near to being locked, but haave not, by*some miracle, I feel that we are part of her cult and therefore, i feel no need to actually apply for membership.

I think most of my castlemates would agree. if not they can voice their opinions themselves.

Your friendly neighorhood deity
The Chocolate Goddess

Sorry I lead, not follow. I kinda feel like Occy's right hand woman. But I do call her the leader of the Kazoo and my allegiance to her is expressed by my faithfullness to the Kazoo and its members. Occy knows that TCG and I are failthful to her cause and to her. .......so I cant technically be a worshipper.

*looks cute*

*Questions the validity of the last post*

*Questions the validity of the last post*
How dare you question the validity of anything said by the Founder of the Cult Following of Occidio Multus, Über-Bitch and Bearer of Great Wisdom?

How dare you question the validity of anything said by the Founder of the Cult Following of Occidio Multus, Über-Bitch and Bearer of Great Wisdom?

I question everything your glorious cult leader does... he is EBIL!

*Realises his flowers have been ignored*

*Falls through the floor, heading for the dungeons*

*Comes back up the stairs dragging a heavy object behind him*

*Pulls a bunch of four dozen white and red roses from the bag, and places them on TCGs bed with a card saying "Thankyou, oh ravishing Goddess"*

*Goes and hides in the corner, floating just above the floor*

Now,now Mac, I had to deal with the evil cult members trying to take you all away from the castle.

The flowers are quite lovely. *she pulls the petals from the stems and lies in them* A divine gift, indeed.

*turns up, drinking a mug of steamy cocoa. Steamy cocoa of DOOM, of course*

Evenin' all.

*takes off UK police officer outfit*

Sorry. Evening everyone.

*chuckles*
nice song... was that a prayer? a tribute?

D. All of the above.

D. All of the above.
Is that your final answer?

*twitches*

Sorry, my alter ego (Chris Tarrant) just popped through there. Don't worry, I'm currently beating that smug face to a bloody pulp. Within the confines of my over-filled mind...

D. All of the above.

*flashes a warm smile and blows a kiss, to use anywhere*

*turns up, drinking a mug of steamy cocoa. Steamy cocoa of DOOM, of course*

Evenin' all.

*takes off UK police officer outfit*

Sorry. Evening everyone.

Hey, you have me around and still get some cheap knock off chocolate?
*groans and buries her head in her hands*

*flashes a warm smile and blows a kiss, to use anywhere*

*his crotch glows for a moment. Jocabia can't stop smiling*

Hey, you have me around and still get some cheap knock off chocolate?
*groans and buries her head in her hands*
Nah, I have a supply from you that I constantly keep in large amounts in case of lacking CG-related emergencies.

*sups a cup of pure CG chocolate*

*walks around on the cieling* doods get over here on the floor

*his crotch glows for a moment. Jocabia can't stop smiling*

*naughty grin*
Why Joc! Who knew you could be satisfied by such a small gift...

*walks around on the cieling* doods get over here on the floor
*break dances over to choq*

You asked me to 'get on the floor'.

*naughty grin*
Why Joc! Who knew you could be satisfied by such a small gift...

I'm easy *still smiling*

Nah, I have a supply from you that I constantly keep in large amounts in case of lacking CG-related emergencies.

*sups a cup of pure CG chocolate*

*she goes to him with a crystal bottle. she ustoppers it and delicately pours a few drops in his mug*
That should spice it up
*wink*

*Floats back up through the floor, holding a misty glass full of what appears to be homebrewed beer*

Evenin lads.

*she goes to him with a crystal bottle. she ustoppers it and delicately pours a few drops in his mug*
That should spice it up
*wink*
Why, what's in it?

*takes a sip*

*intensley climaxes, in three thousand alternate realities, four times in three seconds*

*loses control of knees, falls to the floor, panting and whimpering*

<weak voice> Oh, my...

I'm easy *still smiling*

*frenchkisses quite thoroughly*

Why, what's in it?

*takes a sip*

*intensley climaxes, in three thousand alternate realities, four times in three seconds*

*loses control of knees, falls to the floor, panting and whimpering*

<weak voice> Oh, my...

*she goes back to him and blows in his ear*
Are you alright, Tribes, baby?
*smirk*

*frenchkisses quite thoroughly*

<weak voice> oh my...

*she looks around, then at Joc and Tribes, a self-satisfied smirk on her face, eyes glorious*
Well, my work is done for the day.

*she disappears*


ooc i'm off lads... probably won't be back on tonight. :fluffle: let's play again tomorrow ;)

*stabs self*
*dies*

*she looks around, then at Joc and Tribes, a self-satisfied smirk on her face, eyes glorious*
Well, my work is done for the day.

*she disappears*


ooc i'm off lads... probably won't be back on tonight. :fluffle: let's play again tomorrow ;)
*lies huddled in a post climactic state (similar to post apocalyptic state)*

Bye...C..G...

*looks for chocolate*

*she reappears, looks around, sees Tribes, licks his face with a naughty grin and goes to the window overlooking the courtyard and plops herself on her pillow pile*

*puts on eyeliner and a kilt over her assless chaps*

who am i?


*presses TCG button*


I found them!!!!!


*presses her own* :eek:

*puts on eyeliner and a kilt over her assless chaps*

who am i?


*presses TCG button*


I found them!!!!!


*presses her own* :eek:

*falls backwards, moaning and laughing*

*seeing the guys playing in a former thread, she falls back on her pillows and laughs uncontrollably*

greetings all