NationStates Jolt Archive

everybody has seen the awesomeness of this wildy popular thread.. rivalling all decency of the general forum.we are in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT ROYALTY OF REBELS. create your title, and state your duties. i will alter them to my tastes.post them in the thread, and make sure you telegram me with them at my nation, because i may not see them in this looong thread.lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.
if you tged me before, and arent on here, telgram me again, please.
have fun, and remember- dont try and behave. no one likes that.
Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.

Tribes of Longton- Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....

Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.

Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?

Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.

Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.

Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.

HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.

Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )

DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.

Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.

Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.

GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.

Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.

Plutonian Empire Universal President: President of the UniverseCreates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?

Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen to the wall. sneaks in your house at night and rearranges the furniture.

Nation of Fortune The Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.

New Sancrosanctia Excecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.

You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.

The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.

Legless Pirates High Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.

Khudros The Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.

Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.

Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.


Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..

Monotonous Uber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.

Suklaa, Prince of Vanity and Corruption- he looks in the mirror alot whilst paying off foreign dignitaries -forcing them to sell us their raw materials at cost...also lures unsuspecting female peasants into his castlemates grasp. He's one smooth criminal.

Divine Imaginary Fluff- The Most Divine Fluffalizer- (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane. He quotes scriptures to castlemates just to see them cringe.

Adrien BarbeauBot- Ignorer of All that is Obvious frightens pornography and watches small kids. actually the writer of "plan 9 from outer space" but was too busy getting parking tickets to take credit.blames anything he does on the minority. tough shit.

Branin -Owner of Mouth, User of Tongue. heckling and harrassing his way right into your soul. not really, because you dont have one. but we will pretend he got that far. honest opinions freely given, among other things which are rumored to be of a personal nature.

Greedy Pig - Consumer of all resources great and wide, Bigger and badder than a black hole. Nothing shall escape his insatiable hunger, the pangs of his hunger causes tsunami's, earthquakes, and worlds to spin out of orbit. "GET IN MAH BELLY!"

Hyperslackovicznia: Hype~ Princess of Pleasure, Pain and Punishment.inflicts a curious mixture of the 3 on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite. takes requests, and fills orders.great work ethic.

Chinkopodia - Laughmeister - Master of all laughs evil and annoying, all will tremble at the incessant MWAHAHAHAHAHA!s. Also owns patent on all amusing 1910s phrases, to use when a good Mwahahahahaha really isn't enough. And I say, old chaps, that really would be squiffy
BLARGistania- Grand Master Extraodinare of the Most High and Exaulted Sacred Bar - tends the bar, serves drinks, makes a killer Sex on the Beach. also has killer sex... you get the idea.

Mac the MAXIMUS- official fluid taster and castle bodyguard. He protects the women of the castle in case any giant peasants mutate and try to take them captive. Also official fluid taster, beer, mixed drink, suspicious vials and various body fluids. He can name your poison in 2 seconds flat.

Pablo the Squirrel- official nut taster.Drives a pink caddy and keeps dead hookers in his trunk.

DoDoBirds: Hater of stupid: should he see or hear any stupidity, he shall proceed to shoot source of said stupidity. Useful thing to have around when stupidity=dissent.

Sir Jocabia, A spicy, spicy bit of Knightly Goodness - once took a spork to the midsection to seduce a goddess. He has a very big neck that we love to "nibble" on.

Choqulya : the Last Irish Prince and Consort to the Twin Regent Queens, Keeper of the Buttons HEADmaster...minister of cult worship and kingdom fashion police and Smiter of Peasants Holy Story Teller Extordinaire. enforcer of whimisical dress codes for all.... and smiting peasants with his big fashion stick

Nekone Offical Mascot and Prime Pussy(cat).This guy is no pushover. His venomous claws are no match for the average unsuspecting peasant. He likes to curl up beside youand make you purrrrrr...meoww. But Watch out if he offers you Catnip

Her Regal Randomness, Randomea. Mistress of all things dark and random

Zatarack King of Z cinema-Equipped with many Z cinema and and some good music references. A master of a never consistent array of hand-to-hand ranged combat styles. Prone to pointless blather and bizzare dancing virtuoso. A real lady killer with his patented double dip loop-de-loop hand stand. Has yet to find sanity...not that he wants it.

ryozerkia - Mage Mystic/Sharpshooter master of magicks and shooting pointy things... with a great big bow

Staggering Drunks Stag- Lord of....er.....this thing here!
Self-proclaimed non-vampire, really. Suitor to all things made of stone and aroused by snowglobes. Also once accused of sexual harrassment by sitting quietly in the next room. king of sarcastically witty remarks and self violence with a spoon

*slays peasants*

yay im first *fluffles self* :fluffle:

yay im first *fluffles self* :fluffle:
*mocks Choq*

Dodgy

*mocks Choq*
:fluffle: 's LP :p

lol @ LP

Choq - Formatting?

*does a victory dance*

*hides in corner*

*hides in corner*
*dances to the corner*

*dances to the corner*
*grabs his ass* shhhhh i dont exist

*grabs his ass* shhhhh i dont exist
What? Who said that?

*dances alone in the corner*

*dances to the corner*

Oh, I see LP gets to dance but if Joc just sings a little it's woowoo drinks for him for the rest of the day. Bastards!!!

*Hands Joc another WooWoo*

Calm down, calm down.

Oh, I see LP gets to dance but if Joc just sings a little it's woowoo drinks for him for the rest of the day. Bastards!!!
*offers Joc a case of beer*

JOCABIAhttp://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8811486&postcount=1123


No, i think the pelt was just fine *fans self*

No, i think the pelt was just fine *fans self*
i rearranged your pilows into a secret tunnel. shhhh dont tell no one *crawls into tunnel*

*offers Joc a case of beer*

Keep your woowoo to yourself, Mac. Thanks, Choq. *opens one and hands it to Choq and opens another for himself* Cheers.

*gives Jocabia a bottle of whiskey*

Nothing girly in that.

*looks around wondering where to sit*

btw, I'm still not on the title page :( I did give myself a title:
Her Regal Randomness, Randomea.

I have heal potions if anyone i in the mood for killing and corpse looting!

Keep your woowoo to yourself, Mac. Thanks, Choq. *opens one and hands it to Choq and opens another for himself* Cheers.

And what am I? Invisible?

*calls herself a Guinness, opens it and chugs*
*slams back a whiskey chaser*

*Winks at randomea*

I've got somewhere you can sit darlin'.


*Pulls a chair out from behind the curtain*

*Hands her WooWoo, then breaks open a bottle of Newcie Brown on the door handle*

Keep your woowoo to yourself, Mac. Thanks, Choq. *opens one and hands it to Choq and opens another for himself* Cheers.
cheers mate!

No, i think the pelt was just fine *fans self*

Okay, I'll put it back on then. I took it off earlier to liven up the thread, but if you prefer me covered up... *picks up pelt and begins to put it back on slowly*

*sets up 12 dead nazis and an equal amount of saki and whiskey* who wants one?

And what am I? Invisible?

*calls herself a Guinness, opens it and chugs*
*slams back a whiskey chaser*
:eek:


Marry me!

And what am I? Invisible?

*calls herself a Guinness, opens it and chugs*
*slams back a whiskey chaser*

I got a drink you can suck on. *opens a beer for her and hands it to her*

Sorry. And no, not invisilbe. It's quite hard to miss... those.

I'll take a sake! Then...who wants to join me?

I'll take a sake! Then...who wants to join me?
im in *hits every remaining shot* ya can kep yer heeel potshuns.... *stumbles*

*gives woo woo a look*
*chucks it out for a very bloody mary, with extra blood*
Where's this seat?

And what am I? Invisible?

*calls herself a Guinness, opens it and chugs*
*slams back a whiskey chaser*
nonononono ... just didnt have my booze out yet

*gives Jocabia a bottle of whiskey*

Nothing girly in that.

*looks around wondering where to sit*

btw, I'm still not on the title page :( I did give myself a title:
Her Regal Randomness, Randomea.

Whiskey and Beer? Isn't that a blues song? *tries to remember the words*

*sings off key* one burboun, one scotch... one beer

:eek:


Marry me!

Anytime, any place, anywhere... with Peeches of course. 2 for the price of one. you can't go wrong.

*sings off key* one burboun, one scotch... one beer

Different song, but you're close. That's a good one, too, even offkey. *throws him a marshmallow*

Anytime, any place, anywhere... with Peeches of course. 2 for the price of one. you can't go wrong.
you can't keep me outta this LP is my lover to :p

Anytime, any place, anywhere... with Peeches of course. 2 for the price of one. you can't go wrong.

OOC: I added you to my MSN account, but it shows you as offline.

I got a drink you can suck on. *opens a beer for her and hands it to her*

Sorry. And no, not invisilbe. It's quite hard to miss... those.

*she twirls, blushing, to give you a good view of.. those*
you think? *eyes fluttering*

Different song, but you're close. That's a good one, too, even offkey. *throws him a marshmallow*
*eats marshmallow, drinks shot of burboun, scotch and a beer*

you can't keep me outta this LP is my lover to :p
Well lover or not, I don't think I even get to cheat in that marriage

OOC: I added you to my MSN account, but it shows you as offline.

ooc; I only use that account at night (can't access it from work) in the day it's yahoo

*she twirls, blushing, to give you a good view of.. those*
you think? *eyes fluttering*

I... I... *passes out*

OOC: Man, I pass out a lot, don't I?

ooc: sig still broken Choq....
-> dinner bbs

I... I... *passes out*

OOC: Man, I pass out a lot, don't I?
*fans him*

Well lover or not, I don't think I even get to cheat in that marriage

By including the temptation inthe marriage, there is no cheating or infidelity. Brilliant, really

By including the temptation inthe marriage, there is no cheating or infidelity. Brilliant, really
i want in i want in *dances from foot to foot*

I... I... *passes out*

OOC: Man, I pass out a lot, don't I?

*smiles slyly*
There is only one reason why you faint, superstar
*bends down and gives him the Kiss of Life*

i want in i want in *dances from foot to foot*
give me your wallet

*runs through the halls with glow sticks sglued together dancing* -singsong voice-im a jedi, im a jedi

*smiles slyly*
There is only one reason why you faint, superstar
*bends down and gives him the Kiss of Life*

*eyes go wide* I have to faint more often

give me your wallet

*gives him empty wallet*

*gives him empty wallet*
Pffft.... Get yo broke ass outta my face

i already gave you all mah monies

Peech is coming!!! *makes a horn sound* boot toot toot too Peech is coming!!!

i already gave you all mah monies
Pffft.... well give me more money

Pffft.... well give me more money
*robs the peasants*

*robs the peasants*
I don't need clothes... :rolleyes:

I don't need clothes... :rolleyes:


*robs next kingdom n gives all wealth to LP*

*robs next kingdom n gives all wealth to LP*
YAY!

*buys Choq a prostitute*

Here marry her

YAY!

*buys Choq a prostitute*

Here marry her

*pokes LP with stick when he isnt looking* she did it *points to prostitute*

*she lays on her tassled pillow pile and surveys the boys playing, shaking her head. she picks up her diary and starts reading*

*she lays on her tassled pillow pile and surveys the boys playing, shaking her head. she picks up her diary and starts reading*
*stops playing and scampers over to curl up by her*

*pokes LP with stick when he isnt looking* she did it *points to prostitute*
*smacks up the prostitute*

Be poked goddammit!

*smacks up the prostitute*

Be poked goddammit!

*giggles form tcg's side*

*stops playing and scampers over to curl up by her*

*she pets his hair, only taking her hand away to turn a page*

*she pets his hair, only taking her hand away to turn a page*
*croons*

*falls asleep in the dishwasher*

*falls asleep in the dishwasher*
*throws soap at him* take a bath!

*throws soap at him* take a bath!
bathe thyself!

bathe thyself!
*only bathes qith tcg* can't she's reading shhhhhhh

*only bathes qith tcg* can't she's reading shhhhhhh

If you run a nice bath with...err... flower petals and... err... candles and stuff...

I fyou run a nice bath with...err... flower petals and candles and stuff...

*buys roses runs home to draw water*
like this?

*buys roses runs home to draw water*
like this?

you should know, you wrote the story...

you should know, you wrote the story...
you enjoyed it *nods* so you tell me if i'm doing it right *sits by bath in only his kilt idly stirring water waiting for her to come*

you enjoyed it *nods* so you tell me if i'm doing it right *sits by bath in only his kilt idly stirring water waiting for her to come*

*she gets up, stretches, arching her back and then drops the book in the pile, walking purposefully towards Choq and the bath*

*she gets up, stretches, arching her back and then drops the book in the pile, walking purposefully towards Choq and the bath*

*stares into the water deep in thought as she approaches*

*stares into the water deep in thought as she approaches*

ooc going home. see ya later.

ic
*she approaches the bath, looking intently at Choq. she smiles sweetly and drops the whip and lowers herself into the hot, scented waters*

*she approaches the bath, looking intently at Choq. she smiles sweetly and drops the whip and lowers herself into the hot, scented waters*
*DIF suddenly appears out of nowhere, takes the whip, and, with the weirdest grin ever observed on his face, whips TCG for exactly 1.987654321 minutes, after which he suddenly dissapears, only to appear a few seconds later on top of TCG and fluffle her forcefully, after which he laughs evilly, licks her, and dissapears again, leaving a small amount of fluff in the bath.

A few minutes later, DIF reappears in his evil (and holy) lair, where he throws himself into a pile of fluff and falls asleep*

*DIF suddenly appears out of nowhere, takes the whip, and, with the weirdest grin ever observed on his face, whips TCG for exactly 1.987654321 minutes, after which he suddenly dissapears, only to appear a few seconds later on top of TCG and fluffle her forcefully, after which he laughs evilly, licks her, and dissapears again, leaving a small amount of fluff in the bath.

A few minutes later, DIF reappears in his evil (and holy) lair, where he throws himself into a pile of fluff and falls asleep*

*she laughs at DIF's attentions and calls back her whip to her side, licking her wounds and soaking them in the hot bath. slowly, she enters a trance and attends to her followers, a dreamy smile on her lips*

ooc: sorry was showering
ic:

*steals a TCG cushion and lies on it by the window*

ooc: sorry was showering
ic:

*steals a TCG cushion and lies on it by the window*

m'k, luv i still can't access your profile... if you want the newsletter, mail me you e-mail and i"ll send it right along. but i am working on a layout right now... and will be resending with additional content.

I emailed you a couple of hours back...

I emailed you a couple of hours back...

damn spam detector
*runs to spam box to check*

damn spam detector
*runs to spam box to check*
*Licks lips.*
[Mmmmmmmmmm... Spam.]

@ Randomea
You've got mail... and i will never miss your emails again

*Licks lips.*
[Mmmmmmmmmm... Spam.]

My little junior... I missed you.
*picks up Nekone and cuddles him*

OOC: What would the application post look like?

What would the application post look like?

*looks at you quizzically*
What?

OOC: I edited it.

OOC: I edited it.
\
application post for what, dear?
*she is evidently eyeing you up and down*

OOC: See the top of the first page.

OOC: See the top of the first page.

Give yourself a title and state your duties. They may be adjusted to fit, if they don"t... don"t play in anyone's backyard, and i'll make sure it's posted tomorrow. How's that?


Here, have a chocolate.
*sly smile*

OOC:

Zatarack King of Z cinema-Equipped with many Z cinema and and some good music references. A master of a never consistent array of hand-to-hand and ranged combat styles. Prone to pointless blather and bizzare dancing. Has yet to find sanity...not that he wants it.

<_<

>_>



"EARTH!"
"FIRE!"
"WIND!"
"WATER!"
"HEART!"

"Go Planet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"

Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero

He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side

Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero

Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

We're the Planeteers
You can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"

My little junior... I missed you.
*picks up Nekone and cuddles him*
Meow.... :D

I need a drink...

*drops sack on floor and keeps Long Jeweled Crossbow in her lap*

Oh, like the head?

*points to the snake-like human head on the ground*

Meow.... :D

prrrrr
*her eyes aglow with mischeviousness*

OOC: So, what should I do while I wait?

prrrrr
*her eyes aglow with mischeviousness*
*licks nose.*

OOC: So, what should I do while I wait?

you can come and play
*wicked smile*

*licks nose.*

*licks his head, then pets him gently*

*music begins playing in the corner of the room, dust swirls coalscing into a wall from behind it a voice drifts indistinguishable*

*walks in through the door* ello all my loves *bows deeply kissing everyone, spending lots of time practicing french with tcg*

number seven got closed already? :eek:

*music begins playing in the corner of the room, dust swirls coalscing into a wall from behind it a voice drifts indistinguishable*

*walks in through the door* ello all my loves *bows deeply kissing everyone, spending lots of time practicing french with tcg*

*giggles and snuggles, pulling him tightly and falling back on her ever-present tassled pillow pile*

number seven got closed already? :eek:

*waves to Gene*
Hey Gene. Yes, indeed. We have new castlemates that are quite dedicated to the Rebels
*giggles as Choq nibbles her ear*

*giggles and snuggles, pulling him tightly and falling back on her ever-present tassled pillow pile*

Harley stop that! *commotion in corner ends*
*uses fake french* wanna get eloped? ;)
how you doin today mine goddess *falls onto her pillow with her*

*waves to Gene*
Hey Gene. Yes, indeed. We have new castlemates that are quite dedicated to the Rebels
*giggles as Choq nibbles her ear*
ah. cool. :)

*wanders around aimlessly*

Harley stop that! *commotion in corner ends*
*uses fake french* wanna get eloped? ;)
how you doin today mine goddess *falls onto her pillow with her*

*giggles again*
Ask me again tomorrow... i am doing well, if only i could get a whole night's sleep.
*raised eyebrow*

*giggles again*
Ask me again tomorrow... i am doing well, if only i could get a whole night's sleep.
*raised eyebrow*
*looks purely innocent* -in clearly flat momotone voice- i don't know what you're talking about *blinks rapidly* i am as innocent as that guy *points to random peasant corpse*

*wanders around aimlessly*
*waits for him to wander near and grabs his ass* he did it *points to mouse in the corner*

*looks purely innocent* -in clearly flat momotone voice- i don't know what you're talking about *blinks rapidly* i am as innocent as that guy *points to random peasant corpse*


*waits for him to wander near and grabs his ass* he did it *points to mouse in the corner*
.... you just pinched the wrong butt, bud. :mad:

*Punches choq in the nose, then superfreezes the bloody nose*

*wanders aimlessly again, this time keeping his distance*

.... you just pinched the wrong butt, bud. :mad:

*Punches choq in the nose, then superfreezes the bloody nose*

*wanders aimlessly again, this time keeping his distance*
*pokes with stick* lucikly i brought a body double with me today *giggles*

.... you just pinched the wrong butt, bud. :mad:

*Beats choq senseless, superfreezes his bloody nose*

*wanders aimlessly again, this time keeping his distance*

*shakes her head*
Now, now boys.
Choq is just... being friendly, Gene... Here, have a chocolate while i defreeze him.

*she starts to glow and kisses his lips, giving him the Kiss of Fire... no mortal can resist the immortal call of passion. the ice melts*

*slays everything that crosses her path except her loving castlemates*


Moving offices sucks ass let me tell you. Screw this :mad:


*licks blood off of her saber*


and theres never an eyepatch around when you need one either. sigh

*pokes with stick* lucikly i brought a body double with me today *giggles*

you try to rescue someone and it never works...
*sits back on her pillows and sobs*

*shakes her head*
Now, now boys.
Choq is just... being friendly, Gene... Here, have a chocolate while i defreeze him.

*she starts to glow and kisses his lips, giving him the Kiss of Fire... no mortal can resist the immortal call of passion. the ice melts*
*turns into big puddle of water on floor* err anyone got a sponge?

*shakes her head*
Now, now boys.
Choq is just... being friendly, Gene... Here, have a chocolate while i defreeze him.

*she starts to glow and kisses his lips, giving him the Kiss of Fire... no mortal can resist the immortal call of passion. the ice melts*
Thanks. :p

*has the chocolate*

*turns into big puddle of water on floor* err anyone got a sponge?

*mops him up with a pillow*

*slays everything that crosses her path except her loving castlemates*


Moving offices sucks ass let me tell you. Screw this :mad:


*licks blood off of her saber*


and theres never an eyepatch around when you need one either. sigh

*eyes brighten*
No, but there's chocolate
*softly, playful smile*

*mops him up with a pillow*
*pillow tries to cuddle her*
*slays everything that crosses her path except her loving castlemates*


Moving offices sucks ass let me tell you. Screw this


*licks blood off of her saber*


and theres never an eyepatch around when you need one either. sigh

*drags her over to pillow fort*

you try to rescue someone and it never works...
*sits back on her lioows and sobs*
*looks around*
*is tempted to do it again to get rescued*

for anyone who missed it in 7:::


I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late

Spicy was big, burly and strong his pipes were gigantic,
and so was his schlong from city to city running around looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,




just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more grabbed his cojones and went for the door

They got to her house and dimmed all the lights Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"

By now he saw double through his drunken eyes neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.

Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy

I can always count on my 2 chocolate/choqulate lovers to be there for me.

*joins pillow fort*

for anyone who missed it in 7:::


I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late

[snip]


*laughs, holding her sides*
I still can't believe i find that funny

I can always count on my 2 chocolate/choqulate lovers to be there for me.

*joins pillow fort*
im learning french! *shows her by kissing quite profusely, then gives tcg her turn* am i learning well?

I can always count on my 2 chocolate/choqulate lovers to be there for me.

*joins pillow fort*

*huggles her warrior maiden as she nibbles her neck, just below the right ear*

*disappears in a bluish haze. Storm clouds develop to the east and just sits there, not moving anywhere. soon, that whole area is covered in ice*

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... :p :D

im learning french! *shows her by kissing quite profusely, then gives tcg her turn* am i learning well?

*mischievious smile*
you know what they say about practice...

*wants to be peech*


*disappears in a bluish haze. Storm clouds develop to the east and just sits there, not moving anywhere. soon, that whole area is covered in ice*

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... :p


*shivers* *thinks nows a good time for Kiss of Fire*

*mischievious smile*
you know what they say about practice...
*gives up on saving the world to stay home and practice his french with peech n tcg*

*wants to be peech*





*shivers* *thinks nows a good time for Kiss of Fire*
You silly. it's to the EAST. it's nowhere NEAR you. :p

You silly. it's to the EAST. it's nowhere NEAR you. :p
*grins* i know :D
*catches mouse gives it to TPE* this the bugger that molested you earlier *nods*

*wants to be peech*





*shivers* *thinks nows a good time for Kiss of Fire*

You're right
*she grants the Kiss of Fire to both Peech and Choq. as their lips touch, their bodies are enflamed by passion. all around them vanishes and they are only left with the utmost need to be consumed*

You're right
*she grants the Kiss of Fire to both Peech and Choq. as their lips touch, their bodies are enflamed by passion. all around them vanishes and they are only left with the utmost need to be consumed*
*collapses back onto pillows* so i think my french lesson is gonna need a break *sigh*

*grins* i know :D
*catches mouse gives it to TPE* this the bugger that molested you earlier *nods*
Don't lie. i'm a godling. I can smell a liar a billion lightyears away.

Don't lie. i'm a godling. I can smell a liar a billion lightyears away.
*whistles* ok that guy did it *points to mirror without looking*

Bah. forget you. :p

*walks away, back to the ice storm in the east*

French......ooo lala.

I want to live in a house where everyone has a different accent so I can just float from room to room listenting to various sexy accents

French......ooo lala.

I want to live in a house where everyone has a different accent so I can just float from room to room listenting to various sexy accents

*coutns* between me and tcg errrmmmmm if she has only french then thats 4 *nods* and if i hear one on tv i can mimick it till i change

French......ooo lala.

I want to live in a house where everyone has a different accent so I can just float from room to room listenting to various sexy accents

i'm in, you know that
*licks her soft shoulder*

Bah. forget you. :p

*walks away, back to the ice storm in the east*

*sends you icee via flying midgets*

*teleports to space, and floats above Earth, looking at it from 30,000 km away.*

wooooowwwwww.....

i'm in, you know that
*licks her soft shoulder*
*sigh* i follow her around *giggles*
*shows everyone his pahretty black hat*
*whispers to tcg in that deep voice that keeps her up nights* do you like et?

*coutns* between me and tcg errrmmmmm if she has only french then thats 4 *nods* and if i hear one on tv i can mimick it till i change

I can have a French accent, a Quebecois accent, an French African accent.. i can also mimick English, Australian... Scottish, probably Irish... basically anything i can hear...

I have a good ear... even if i sometimes sing flat *embarrassed*

*teleports to space, and floats above Earth, looking at it from 30,000 km away.*

wooooowwwwww.....
you forgot your Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*trails off voice growing faint*

*sends you icee via flying midgets*
OOC: LMAO! that was so wrong! LOL!

IC: Thanks. *slurps*

you forgot your Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*trails off voice growing faint*
i got it, don't panic :)

So, what kind of sex animals are you, guys?

*smug smile*
I am a lioness.. ROAR!!!

So, what kind of sex animals are you, guys?

*smug smile*
I am a lioness.. ROAR!!!
I'm a cold dead fish. :p

I can have a French accent, a Quebecois accent, an French African accent.. i can also mimick English, Australian... Scottish, probably Irish... basically anything i can hear...

I have a good ear... even if i sometimes sing flat *embarrassed*

*looks at curves* i'd say you anything but flat.... *looks up* what? oh singing ... errmm

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
I don't need to try to explain
I just hold on tight and If it happens again
I may move so slightly to the arms
And the lips and the face
Of The Human Cannonball that
I need to I want to...


Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you when
I get to you


Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but




Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out



I'm the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment
Getting comfy getting perfect is what I live for
But a look and then a smell of perfume
It's like I'm down on the floor
And I don't know what I'm in for
Conversation has a time and place in the interaction
Of a lover and a mate but the time of talking
Using symbols, using words can be likened
To a deep sea diver who is swimming with a raincoat

Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you when
I get to you


Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but




Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find outOoh, ahh...
Ooh, ahh...

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
I don't need to try to explain
I just hold on tight and If it happens again
I may move so slightly to the arms
And the lips and the face
Of The Human Cannonball that
I need to I want to...

Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find outOoh, ahh...
Ooh, ahh...

So can we find out?

So, what kind of sex animals are you, guys?

*smug smile*
I am a lioness.. ROAR!!!

*puts on kitty ears* sex kitten *looks smug* me-yow

*teleports to space, and floats above Earth, looking at it from 30,000 km away.*

wooooowwwwww.....

*walks over leaning on imaginary wall by TPE* so whatcha doin? *sips icee*

*walks over leaning on imaginary wall by TPE* so whatcha doin? *sips icee*
*looks intensely at Earth*

*Before his eyes, the icecaps creep down, stoping at 32* degrees of latitude, both north and south, of course*

*to everyone*
Gimme a good woman, and I'll end the ice age.

*looks intensely at Earth*

*Before his eyes, the icecaps creep down, stoping at 32* degrees of latitude, both north and south, of course*

*to everyone on Earth*
Gimme a good woman, and I'll end the ice age.
*thinks* ill get you a woman to leave the ice age

Im a Gazelle.....hmmm

*looks at curves* i'd say you anything but flat.... *looks up* what? oh singing ... errmm

[snip]
So can we find out?

LOL, no, i'm definitely not flat!

Find out what? *eyes wide, draining of intelligence*

Im a Gazelle.....hmmm

Ooohhh lala
My favorite prey
*looks at Peech-gazelle, ready to pounce*

*thinks* ill get you a woman to leave the ice age
Good. *lights a fire under your ass* now get movin! *evil grin*

Good. *lights a fire under your ass* now get movin! *evil grin*

*sigh*
Am i going to have to break you up again?

LOL, no, i'm definitely not flat!

Find out what? *eyes wide, draining of intelligence*

oh i think you know *nuzzles*



@TPE ow ow owowow *takes elevator back down kidnaps all the women of earth, makes several elevator trips back up* here's all of them *pants*

Ooohhh lala
My favorite prey
*looks at Peech-gazelle, ready to pounce*


*purrs and rubs on tcg lioness*

oh i think you know *nuzzles*



@TPE ow ow owowow *takes elevator back down kidnaps all the women of earth, makes several elevator trips back up* here's all of them *pants*
I meant in real life, my friend! :D :D :D :D :fluffle: :D :D :D :D

I meant in real life, my friend! :D :D :D :D :fluffle: :D :D :D :D
*prepares questionaire* anything particularly you looking for? crazy girls? short girls? girls who like to bitch? *checks sheet* any particular questions?

*prepares questionaire* anything particularly you looking for? crazy girls? short girls? girls who like to bitch? *checks sheet* any particular questions?

older, doesn't want kids, breasts...
Am i missing anything, Gene?
Basically me, but who doesn't want kids, right? and maybe a little nicer?
*sweet smile*

older, doesn't want kids, breasts...
Am i missing anything, Gene?
older? like errmmm 80? 40? 12?

older, doesn't want kids, breasts...
Am i missing anything, Gene?
Preferrably my height or shorter, and when it come's to breast size, not too big and not too small. ;) Say, somewhere between B and E size :D Oh, and i like them a teensy bit on the heavier side, between 110 to 150 pounds (USA)

Preferrably my height or shorter, and when it come's to breast size, not too big and not too small. ;) Say, somewhere between B and E size :D Oh, and i like them a teensy bit on the heavier side, between 110 to 150 pounds (USA)
how tall and how old?

older? like errmmm 80? 40? 12?
80?! LOL! naw, say, between 24 and 40. and sometimes, i like them younger; sometimes that is. depends how emotianally mature the younger female is anyway

Preferrably my height or shorter, and when it come's to breast size, not too big and not too small. ;) Say, somewhere between B and E size :D Oh, and i like them a teensy bit on the heavier side, between 110 to 150 pounds (USA)

Exactly what i said...

how tall and how old?
I'm 5'2 and 20 years old.

Basically me, but who doesn't want kids, right? and maybe a little nicer?
*sweet smile*
yep. that's it. although i don't want kids. if it happens, it happens. nature's way.

Exactly what i said...



between size B and E???? LOL.....thats quite a broad spectrum *looks at her C's*

between size B and E???? LOL.....thats quite a broad spectrum *looks at her C's*
*kisses them*

between size B and E???? LOL.....thats quite a broad spectrum *looks at her C's*

*looks at her C's and licks her lips*

between size B and E???? LOL.....thats quite a broad spectrum *looks at her C's*
lol. "Seas" are fiiiiiiiine :D

*kisses them*


siiigh

*licks Choq's AAA's*


*looks at her C's and licks her lips*

*licks Goddess lips and then her.....D's? (i am taking an educated guess)*

I have a friend The Plutonian Empire. He's good people (don't tell him i said that) and we all wants to see him happy. *nods* please date him
are you
1 a girl?
2.near or under 5"2'?
3.between 110-150 or close?
4.single?
5. between the ages of 24-40 (if not state age)
6. living?
7. interested in Eugene?


HIM:::
Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes: boobs, women, nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature, atheism, "The Day After Tomorrow".
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, hollywood
Other: Is open to a girl of any height (taller or shorter, doesn't matter), age (younger or older, doesn't matter), weight (may get a little intimidated by those over 210 pounds), and those with different likes, dislikes, etc Doesn't smoke, but is open to those who do. either does't want kids or doesn't care.



anythin i missed?

siiigh

*licks Choq's AAA's*




*licks Goddess lips and then her.....D's? (i am taking an educated guess)*

LOL. Yup. You're good.

siiigh

*licks Choq's AAA's*




*licks Goddess lips and then her.....D's? (i am taking an educated guess)*

*pokes self* im not that small *runs away crying*

*pokes self* im not that small *runs away crying*

*coxes him out of hiding with a chocolate*
Come here, kitty, kitty

I have a friend The Plutonian Empire. He's good people (don't tell him i said that) and we all wants to see him happy. *nods* please date him
are you
1 a girl?
2.near or under 5"2'?
3.between 110-150 or close?
4.single?
5. between the ages of 24-40 (if not state age)
6. living?
7. interested in Eugene?


HIM:::
Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes: boobs, women, nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature, atheism, "The Day After Tomorrow".
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, hollywood
Other: Is open to a girl of any height (taller or shorter, doesn't matter), age (younger or older, doesn't matter), weight (may get a little intimidated by those over 210 pounds), and those with different likes, dislikes, etc Doesn't smoke, but is open to those who do. either does't want kids or doesn't care.



anythin i missed?
miss anything? nope :cool: although the above are only my preferences. ;)

LOL. Yup. You're good.


i take pride in my uncanny ability to guess a womans bra size .....


i am also good at guessing shoe sizes......not so good as gussing other things sizes.

*coxes him out of hiding with a chocolate*
Come here, kitty, kitty
*comes out tentativly and accepts chocolate*


i thought your preferances were errmm
21
male
somwhere between 1-1000 lbs
size aaa boobs
living
in indiana
wearing his sexy hat right now *nods*
and a very acomplished..... *searches for word that means gets peech and tcg hot n bothered*

i take pride in my uncanny ability to guess a womans bra size .....


i am also good at guessing shoe sizes......not so good as gussing other things sizes.
ill give ya a hint *nods* im irish until im excited *nods*

ooc: sooo if i start this other thread then all of you have to link it or else ;)

ill give ya a hint *nods* im irish until im excited *nods*

ooc: sooo if i start this other thread then all of you have to link it or else ;)
ooc: what other thread? :confused:

*comes out tentativly and accepts chocolate*


i thought your preferances were errmm
21
male
somwhere between 1-1000 lbs
size aaa boobs
living in indiana
wearing his sexy hat right now *nods*
and a very acomplished..... *searches for word that means gets peech and tcg hot n bothered*

That is an absolute must, no doubt about it!

ooc: what other thread? :confused:
I have a friend The Plutonian Empire. He's good people (don't tell him i said that) and we all wants to see him happy. *nods* please date him
are you
1 a girl?
2.near or under 5"2'?
3.between 110-150 or close?
4.single?
5. between the ages of 24-40 (if not state age)
6. living?
7. interested in Eugene?


HIM:::
Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes: boobs, women, nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature, atheism, "The Day After Tomorrow".
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, hollywood
Other: Is open to a girl of any height (taller or shorter, doesn't matter), age (younger or older, doesn't matter), weight (may get a little intimidated by those over 210 pounds), and those with different likes, dislikes, etc Doesn't smoke, but is open to those who do. either does't want kids or doesn't care.


note this is subject to change to suit your interests *nods* if noone picks up on it i will kill them and you not good people ! *shakes fist* i never said that so there ;)

That is an absolute must, no doubt about it!
dont you have any good french words?

I have a friend The Plutonian Empire. He's good people (don't tell him i said that) and we all wants to see him happy. *nods* please date him

<snip>


My turn...

?????

<snip>
where is it? is it in General or somewhere else?

dont you have any good french words?
To say what, exactly?
*eyes fluttering*
bonjour
je vous désire
je suis en manque...

where is it? is it in General or somewhere else?
i was thinking ....errmm *points at entire jolt forums list*

To say what, exactly?
*eyes fluttering*
bonjour
je vous désire
je suis en manque...

je vous désire... you say desire?
je suis en manque.... you dont have the words?

i was thinking ....errmm *points at entire jolt forums list*
Its this thread, isn't it? :p

Its this thread, isn't it? :p
you could check here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8816954#post8816954)

je vous désire... you say desire?
je suis en manque.... you dont have the words?

*naughty smile*
i desire you
i am in need

you could check here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8816954#post8816954)
oh. thanks :)

*prays the mods won't consider it spam!* :eek:!!!

*naughty smile*
i desire you
i am in need
*looks around*
*locks your door*
*puts up sign*-not here-
*turns out lights*
well, here i am
*smiles*
*takes you i my arms and begins to kiss you softly*

oh. thanks :)

*prays the mods won't consider it spam!* :eek:!!!

if they do... NS might have a whole new set of mods *hides his mod transdimensional transporter machine*

note: tell anyone i did something altruistic and i'll use my machine on you!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8816896&postcount=81

if they do... NS might have a whole new set of mods *hides his mod transdimensional transporter machine*

note: tell anyone i did something altruistic and i'll use my machine on you!
:eek:

anyhoo, can you remove "boobs" from the interests, 'cuz that's a surefire way to scare 'em off! :eek: thanks in advance :)

(if it works, i have no idea how I'd ever be able to repay you!)

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8816896&postcount=81

ok but i get to take care of your horses *nods* *huggles horsies*

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8816896&postcount=81

Or you can just forget the house in Canada and just take me everywhere with you
*big smile*

ok but i get to take care of your horses *nods* *huggles horsies*


absolutely....you can take care of much more than that though ;)

Or you can just forget the house in Canada and just take me everywhere with you
*big smile*


yes.....and we can have my private jet set up like Austin Powers. The round bed that rotates.......should make for some great travel time for me and you ;)

Or you can just forget the house in Canada and just take me everywhere with you
*big smile*
*has idea*
*buys romania*
*takes biggest fanciest castle*
*moves all kazooers into castle*
*orders loads of absinthe*
*sits on throne*
everyone drink up and play... mj come here
*pulls her into lao for cuddle time*

*Ends the ice age in advance--gets the feeling he'll need all the warmth from nature he can get from all the cold shoulders of the less nice females* :D

yes.....and we can have my private jet set up like Austin Powers. The round bed that rotates.......should make for some great travel time for me and you ;)

*starts to pack her bags and carry-on with essential pleasurable implements*

*Ends the ice age in advance--gets the feeling he'll need all the warmth from nature he can get from all the cold shoulders of the less nice females* :D
lol *makes him a hot pocket*

*has idea*
*buys romania*
*takes biggest fanciest castle*
*moves all kazooers into castle*
*orders loads of absinthe*
*sits on throne*
everyone drink up and play... mj come here
*pulls her into lao for cuddle time*

:eek:
My real name utttered here. NO! I'm melting!

lol *makes him a hot pocket*
That's a form of pizza, right? :confused:

*eats it*

thanks

:eek:
My real name utttered here. NO! I'm melting!
aww *gets sponge*

@peech:
ya know we have this whole country...you could get a better airplane and smite peasants *nods*

*checks watch*

well, i must go, as i'm starting to fall asleep--at 10:30 in the morning :D *

later all!

*teleports out*

That's a form of pizza, right? :confused:

*eats it*

thanks

i dunno, it was on austin powers.. its warm *nods*

*has idea*
*buys romania*
*takes biggest fanciest castle*
*moves all kazooers into castle*
*orders loads of absinthe*
*sits on throne*
everyone drink up and play... mj come here
*pulls her into lao for cuddle time*

I thought i wanted to cuddle, but you have a very loose tongue...
*wicked smile*

*pokes her head round the thread*

Hmmm, what's all this about then? :confused:

:eek:
My real name utttered here. NO! I'm melting!


come to think of it....only one person on the forums calls me by my real name. its would sound so weird in here

I thought i wanted to cuddle, but you have a very loose tongue...
*wicked smile*
well *looks around* i do need to christen my throne *smiles looking in your eyes*

*pokes her head round the thread*

Hmmm, what's all this about then? :confused:

*waves*
Hi, read the first post and then come back with questions... or a title and duties to be added to our merry little group

*waves*
Hi, read the first post and then come back with questions... or a title and duties to be added to our merry little group
and leave your... modesty over ther in that bin *points at bin that reads -excess modesty-*

well *looks around* i do need to christen my throne *smiles looking in your eyes*

want me to bless it?
*eyes fluttering*

want me to bless it?
*eyes fluttering*
*smiles shyly* that was the plan m'love

*smiles shyly* that was the plan m'love

*raised eyebrow*
*she closes her eyes and a soft glow wraps her body. she extends her hands over the throne and begins to speak in a musical language that seems to tug at the spirit, light and uplifting. the throne begins to glow softly for a few seconds and then it subsides.*
How about that?

*raised eyebrow*
*she closes her eyes and a soft glow wraps her body. she extends her hands over the throne and begins to speak in a musical language that seems to tug at the spirit, light and uplifting. the throne begins to glow softly for a few seconds and then it subsides.*
How about that?

that was great... now could you explain why my kilt is bulging and im all tingly?

kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley kelley :D

that was great... now could you explain why my kilt is bulging and im all tingly?
OOC: LOLROFLMFAO!!! :D

OOC: LOLROFLMFAO!!! :D
:D

OOC: okay, it's 20 to 11 here, so now i"m REALLY off! bye all!

OOC: okay, it's 20 to 11 here, so now i"m REALLY off! bye all!
*waves* i'll get ya a lady even if i gotta knock her out and reprogram her head *ebil laugh*

:eek: :eek: :eek: my mum jus called an tol me she jus foun my ol football pants :eek: :eek: :eek:

stupid exam!!! :headbang: must crush!!!!!!!! :mp5:
*crushes three peasants with a shovel*
much better. :)

i take pride in my uncanny ability to guess a womans bra size .....


i am also good at guessing shoe sizes......not so good as gussing other things sizes.

OOC: Me too. I guess a woman's full bra size usually. You know, 36C, etc.

*YAWN... *
Meow
[Morning...]

*she sits on Choq's *ebil laugh* new throne and surveys the castle*

*YAWN... *
Meow
[Morning...]

*feral grin*
Hello, Junior

*feral grin*
Hello, Junior
*Jumps up on her lap.*
*smiles back*

*turns up, no longer holding bucket of vomit or a mock exam*

Afternoon. No more exam for me and I'm not sick.

Suddenly I am without purpose.

*runs off to a corner and break dances in shame*

*turns up, no longer holding bucket of vomit or a mock exam*

Afternoon. No more exam for me and I'm not sick.

Suddenly I am without purpose.

*runs off to a corner and break dances in shame*
*is confused* :confused:

*is confused* :confused:
*hands the odd one some nerve and brain tonic*

*hands the odd one some nerve and brain tonic*
*throws away tonic*
*drinks beer* :D
or is that what you meant? :confused:
*doesn't care*
*drinks more*

*throws away tonic*
*drinks beer* :D
or is that what you meant? :confused:
*doesn't care*
*drinks more*
*picks up bottle of nerve and brain tonic*

Actually it's just endorphins bottled. But you stick with your beer.

*swigs from endorphins bottle*

*gets all euphoric*

*turns up, no longer holding bucket of vomit or a mock exam*

Afternoon. No more exam for me and I'm not sick.

Suddenly I am without purpose.

*runs off to a corner and break dances in shame*

*from her chair, she smiles broadly at Tribes*
So... now you have time to read to Peeches and speak all wonderful sorts of wonderful languages to me?

yay!

*frenchkisses Tribes*

*wakes up all clean in the dishwasher*

*knocks on the door*

Will someone let me out?

*from her chair, she smiles broadly at Tribes*
So... now you have time to read to Peeches and speak all wonderful sorts of wonderful languages to me?

yay!

*frenchkisses Tribes*
*enjoys french kiss*

*still enjoying it*

*CG walks off*

*still enjoying it*

I'm not doing anything involving words for a while. Sorry, I think I'm currently frying my brain at college.

*wakes up all clean in the dishwasher*

*knocks on the door*

Will someone let me out?
*opens the door of the dishwasher only to reveal that it was nside an even bigger dishwasher*
*laughs*

*wakes up all clean in the dishwasher*

*knocks on the door*

Will someone let me out?
*turns on dishwasher*

*considers this action, then turns off the dishwasher and lets LP out*

*transfers L to the Washing machine, puts in a lot of pointy sticks*

*switches on the 'ultra-hyper-oh-so-fast mode*

*records*

*turns on dishwasher*

*considers this action, then turns off the dishwasher and lets LP out*

*transfers L to the Washing machine, puts in a lot of pointy sticks*

*switches on the 'ultra-hyper-oh-so-fast mode*

*records*
*swims out*

Anyone else up for a skinny dip?

*swims out*

Anyone else up for a skinny dip?
No. How about a fatty dip?

*dips a fatty*

No. How about a fatty dip?

*dips a fatty*
*covers his eyes*

Be gentle

*covers his eyes*

Be gentle
*a small explosion occurs while LP has his eyes covered*

Damnit! *records results*

Now to dip a skinny....

*a small explosion occurs while LP has his eyes covered*

Damnit! *records results*

Now to dip a skinny....
*peeks through his fingers*

*a small explosion occurs while LP has his eyes covered*

Damnit! *records results*

Now to dip a skinny....
*is dipped*
why does this always happen to me?