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*pushes open the front doors letting them slam behind her*
*around her waist is a belt from which the skeletal remains of hands hang, stripped of the flesh by acid*
*strides up the stairs, her cape billowing behind*
*on reaching the top pushes back the hood*
Come t'children! Where are you playing?!

Goddess-dammit, Mac, open the goddess-damned door *pounds again, tears the leg of a peasant in frustration and slings it against the door in frustration and sinks to the ground and tears a big chunk out of the leg with his teeth* (muffled) damn Scots, hogging all the beer

I'm a Scot and I'm not getting any beer...

*murmurs* I just wanted a friggin' beer. *wanders out, slaying a one-legged cobbler that only makes left shoes on the way out*

Well hello boys, I think I can help.
*clcicks her fingers and her Viking friend rolls up with a barrel of his best homemade mead and disappears*
It pays to have contacts.

Well hello boys, I think I can help.
*clcicks her fingers and her Viking friend rolls up with a barrel of his best homemade mead and disappears*
It pays to have contacts.

Think you could click your fingers and get me a Perrier?


*steps on head of nearby escaping peasant*

Yay! I have viking ancestry! *drinks mead* Let's go pillaging! *picks up handily placed battleaxe*

*Opens door, and rides a tidal wave of empty bottles out of the fridge, revealling completely empty shelves stretching for nearly a hundred feet.*

"'Ello boysh. Howsh it goin?"

*Joc stops so skids to a stop so quickly that smoke comes from his feet* Now that's more like it, Random. *slays a virgin, peasant engineer in her honor simply for having virgin and engineer in his title as they're redundant*

Trickier. However, I know someone who can tell me where to find some.
*reveals a French peasant she found hiding in the garden*
Didn't put up any fight, so I thought we could have some fun.
*grins slowly*

Yay! I have viking ancestry! *drinks mead* Let's go pillaging! *picks up handily placed battleaxe*

Vikes in my lineage as well. *slays a young boy in hommage to Frigg*

*props up her feet on the castle table and drinks her Perrier*

What are we going to do tonight mates?

Three words: rape, pillage, burn.

*Opens door, and rides a tidal wave of empty bottles out of the fridge, revealling completely empty shelves stretching for nearly a hundred feet.*

"'Ello boysh. Howsh it goin?"

*punches Mac in the shoulder* You're friggin' lucky I don't have a spork or it would be hanging from your eyeball.

*Swings at Jocabia, misses, and falls out the window*

Three words: rape, pillage, burn.

Not to be pendantic, but Vikings killed children to prevent the defeated from passing on their weakness, but they did not rape women. It's a myth.

Not to be pendantic, but Vikings killed children to prevent the defeated from passing on their weakness, but they did not rape women. It's a myth.


far as i know...all the women here are ready and willing....oh wait-you were talking about peasants.....nm

*Swings at Jocabia, misses, and falls out the window*

*reaches a giant mitt out the window and catches Mac by the foot, swinging back into the room and tossing him up into the air* That's help enough. Land on your own damn feet.

*Opens door, and rides a tidal wave of empty bottles out of the fridge, revealling completely empty shelves stretching for nearly a hundred feet.*

"'Ello boysh. Howsh it goin?"

*staggers in from local pub holding bottle of whiskey*
*hick* ahmm shupeh ow teh 'ell ah yew

far as i know...all the women here are ready and willing....oh wait-you were talking about peasants.....nm

Oh, don't I know it. *catches a peasant as she streaks by* Leg or breast?

They simply brought their own across with them and settled down.

Of course women raping men would be a different matter...

Not to be pendantic, but Vikings killed children to prevent the defeated from passing on their weakness, but they did not rape women. It's a myth.
Actually, it was a suggestion for something to do. I never said the vikes did it.

They did however crucify people regularly *points to a peasant tied to a cross in the corner and smiled as the peasant gasped and died*

Actually, it was a suggestion for something to do. I never said the vikes did it.

uh, oh, um, yeah, I knew that. Then, uh, go to town, brother.

*reaches a giant mitt out the window and catches Mac by the foot, swinging back into the room and tossing him up into the air* That's help enough. Land on your own damn feet.

*Hits the floor, tying his legs in an impossibly complex knot, before falling over and spying a half empty bottle on the floor next to Jocabias foot*

*LUNGES*

They simply brought their own across with them and settled down.
In places such as Shetland. I live there! Yay!

*stumbles over to mac and hands him an unopened bottle* drink up... *falls over drinking from own bottle*

*Stares blankly at the bottle for a minute or two*

*Opens*

*Drinks*

*Falls over without even standing up. Somehow*

*Stares blankly at the bottle for a minute or two*

*Opens*

*Drinks*

*Falls over without even standing up. Somehow*

*wonders if he should be impressed*
*forgets*
*continues drinking*

So who's coming to kill some stuff?

*Smashes bottle on windowsill*

Yaarggh

*Stares blankly at the bottle for a minute or two*

*Opens*

*Drinks*

*Falls over without even standing up. Somehow*

*Ignores the commotion at his feet, shakes the peasant woman in his hand* Peech, leg or breast?

So who's coming to kill some stuff?

*takes beer away from Mac and chugs it*

I'll come.


*sharpens saber*

Now, now. If you're going to fight, lets do this properly.
Let's have a tournament. You may each choose a weapon.
1st round: Armed Kazooer vs unarmed peasant
2nd: Amred Kazooer vs 2 unarmed peasants
etc.
10th: Armed Kazooer vs 10 unarmed peasants.
Semis: Unarmed victor vs Unarmed victor. (first not-to-death round)
Final: Unarmed victor of semi vs Unarmed victor of other semi. (oiled participants, not to death.)

So who's coming to kill some stuff?

*stumbles after Mon* i'm coming.... jez lemme finish mah drink *stands in front of lamp* you ok buddy? ya luk a lil thin....*trails off mumbling*

*Ignores the commotion at his feet, shakes the peasant woman in his hand* Peech, leg or breast?


I've always liked breasts Joc........

*licks peasant breast up and down and all around*

*takes beer away from Mac and chugs it*

I'll come.


*sharpens saber*

Yay! *grabs flaming swords*

*walks in, looks around, blinks a few times, and shakes his head*
what is this world coming to?
*sits down to watch the show*

Yay! *grabs flaming swords*
*grabs broadsword and continues drinking* who gits kill'd?

*walks in, looks around, blinks a few times, and shakes his head*
what is this world coming to?
*sits down to watch the show*


Are you joing the reject rebels? If so, pick a title and duties...we'd love to have you.


*prepares to carve welcome message if need be*

Um, dunno. To the peasant village! *slices a few peasants en-route*

*Peech hops on to her Black Stallion and pulls out 2 White ones for Mono and Choq. They mount up and ride like the wind to the nearest village. Mono decapitates one unsuspecting peasant as they turn around to see what all the comotion was about. Choq lasso's a peasant girl and has his way with her while still riding horseback. Peech comes to a screeching halt as she see's an army of torch carrying peasants approaching.*


They seem a wee bit angry today boys......

*runs with amazing grace for drunken state smiting a few pesants and gulping from whiskey bottle*

I've always liked breasts Joc........

*licks peasant breast up and down and all around*

Great. *tears off both legs and drops the remains of the peasant, ties the legs together forming a crude club and sharpens the jagged bones with a sword. Uses a torch to burn the ends of the bones till the smell of seared flesh fills the room. Satisfied, he smiles* I'm in for a tournament. Nothing like getting your ass kicked by your wife's legs. *heads toward town testing his new weapon on any peasant stupid enough to come in range*

They seem a wee bit angry today boys......

i got it! *draws bow aims unsteadily and fires into the large group*

Very well. I choose a traditional claymore sword (http://www.weaponsgalore.com/servercode/showpic.asp?id=589&height=600&width=600), two of these (http://www.weaponsgalore.com/servercode/showpic.asp?id=142&height=600&width=600) , and these (http://www.weaponsgalore.com/servercode/showpic.asp?id=508&height=600&width=600) as well.

Bring on the peasants.

*massive doors to the castle are thrown open as tribes stalks into the room*

*mutters*Fucking chemistry...."Inorganic chemistry is really important to your A-level!" Cram it up your ass, teacher...

*looks up*

Oh hello everyone. What are we drinking, what are we doing and (most importantly) who are we doing?

Resistance! How fun! *brings out the incinidery grenades* *lobs a few* I like it when they burn!

Very well. I choose a traditional claymore sword (http://www.weaponsgalore.com/servercode/showpic.asp?id=589&height=600&width=600), two of these (http://www.weaponsgalore.com/servercode/showpic.asp?id=142&height=600&width=600) , and these (http://www.weaponsgalore.com/servercode/showpic.asp?id=508&height=600&width=600) as well.

Bring on the peasants.


ohhh butterflyswords *drools*

*drops broadsword, draws Arabian style scimitar* *dances amongst peasants cutting a large swath through to other side*
*looks around* uh guys?

*Pulls up on his own trusty steed*

http://www.bikersweb.co.uk/New%20bikes/honda/rune_black.jpg

*Nods to Peech respectfully, then charges at peasants, claymore drawn*

*Joc swings his club taking out a half dozen peasants* Filthy degenerates.

EDIT: Not THAT club, Peech. That one would take out a lot more than a half dozen.

What is it, Choqulya? *dacapitates several peasants*

*shouts to be heard over horde of peasants* where'd y'all dissappear to?

*Pulls up on his own trusty steed*

http://www.bikersweb.co.uk/New%20bikes/honda/rune_black.jpg

*Nods to Peech respectfully, then charges at peasants, claymore drawn*
*sees everyone slaying peasants*

*looks for McLeod, finding him in the middle of the fray*

*hacks his way through the hoardes of peasants, all of whom are enraged with fear and anger*

*catches up with Mac, taps his shoulder and shouts*

"DUDE! IS THERE ANY BEER LEFT??"

*Swings claymore round in a full circle, severing heads and arms in a swathe of death and destruction, blood running freely down the blade of his sword*

*Throws Choq another bottle of Newcastle brown*

[EDIT]*Hands one to Mono, and another to Joc as well*

[EDIT 2] *Hands another to Tribes*

*hands a beer to Tribes, while ripping through peasants with the club in his other hand. A hand lands on Tribes' shoulder with no arm attached* Sorry about that, dude

*slices through peasants, whilst setting many on fire* Hey, i found Choqulya!

I got a few scrotums with this (http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/05/05/06_2.JPG)




oh and I'm still wearing this (http://img58.echo.cx/img58/9708/chaps0sb.jpg)



welcome back Tribes

Oh, well, you need two anyway to catch up, Tribes.

*Hands bottle to peasant*

"Hey, you aren't from the castle. Just hold that for a second"

*Decapitates peasant with butterfly knife in left hand, also taking the lid off the bottle*

*Sheathes knife and catches bottle before it hits the floor*

*Throws Choq another bottle of Newcastle brown*

*Hands one to Mono, and another to Joc as well*
hey how ya doing mon
*chugs then begins swinging scimitar laughing madly with insane glee* thanks mac i needed that *cuts another swath through pesants to stand by peech* having fun yet *covers self in blue paint* almost forgot *wades back into the fray*

I got a few scrotums with this (http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/05/05/06_2.JPG)




oh and I'm still wearing this (http://img58.echo.cx/img58/9708/chaps0sb.jpg)



welcome back Tribes


I love that outfit. *Throws a scrotum to Peech with most of a pelvis attached* Sorry, it's difficult to be accurate with this thing *holds up his homemade club*

*Pulls up on his own trusty steed*

http://www.bikersweb.co.uk/New%20bikes/honda/rune_black.jpg

*Nods to Peech respectfully, then charges at peasants, claymore drawn*


looks at Macs steed................. :eek:

someone wipe the drool from my chin please....

I got a few scrotums with this (http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/05/05/06_2.JPG)




oh and I'm still wearing this (http://img58.echo.cx/img58/9708/chaps0sb.jpg)



welcome back Tribes

*Sees Peech in this (http://img58.echo.cx/img58/9708/chaps0sb.jpg) , so cuts a path towards her, using a butterfly sword in each hand*

*Spots this (http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/05/05/06_2.JPG), and cuts a path away again, much quicker this time*

Guess the tournament's postponed.

*whistles for her dragon*

Oh yea, introductions, Earendel, Kazooers. Kazooers, Earendel.

*climbs onto his back and ties string to her arrows*
*shoots at the masses before using the bodies transfixed on the end to knock down others to be crushed under Peeches' horse's hooves*

looks at Macs steed................. :eek:

someone wipe the drool from my chin please....
*wipes drool using edge of kilt*

ooc I finally made it back!!!!

*she appears from the bathroom, wearing a towel around her head, humming to the beat of ther hankle bracelets*

*drinks* Hey, isn't alcohol flammable? *splashes some on sword, which burns slightly better-er* Yay! I increased my killing power! *does an awesome spinny thing, burning masses of peasants*

*hands a beer to Tribes, while ripping through peasants with the club in his other hand. A hand lands on Tribes' shoulder with no arm attached* Sorry about that, dude
No worries. Happens all the time in bar brawls - I mean, I realise this isn't remotely like a bar brawl, not enough bloodloss for one - but the old hand on the shoulder is pretty normal.

*draws twin scimitars, lunges as a large contingency of psychotic peasants*

*five minutes later, tribes climbs out from under the pile of fallen bodies*

And now for a sip of my beer.

*looks at beer bottle, broken at the neck, its sweet nectar lost*

*stops moving. slowly goes red, begins to shake, steam rises from him, the ground burns*

someone WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!

*charges at people, drawing the trusty swiss army duelling spork*

I got a few scrotums with this (http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/05/05/06_2.JPG)




oh and I'm still wearing this (http://img58.echo.cx/img58/9708/chaps0sb.jpg)



welcome back Tribes
Let me use up some of my bloodlust, then I'll let you carve stuff on my chest.

*sees this*

*charges at people, drawing the trusty swiss army duelling spork*
*draws his double spork while getting out of ttols way*

*Looks down to see his last bottle hanging from its harness on his belt*

*Lays a hand solemnly on Tribes arm, and hands him the last bottle, nodding*

*Runs back into battle, spearing two peasants on his claymore, before snatching it up again and cleaving a man in half from his groin upwards*

*passes Longton a device similar to a geiger counter* It's a bloodlust counter! Enjoy! *destroys peasants with throwing waffles*

*swinging his club he clears a path to the edge of the melee. Reaches behind his back and starts plucking the arrows from his skin* Good thing they don't use diamond-bladed sporks. Those things really hurt. These arrows barely itch. *tosses more than a dozen arrows on the ground, grinning. A rock comes out of the crowd and bounces off Jocabia's teeth. The grin disappears and is replaced by a menacing look. The sky darkens* Now you're starting to piss me off. *Swings his club with both hands eviscerating two dozen peasants*

Why is it everyone goes all bloodlust when i'm not here?

*she encircles her whip around her waist, picks up her battleaxe and joins her castlemates on the battlefield*


EDIT: *sigh* have to go again.. later

*realises* Um, I have to go back to the castle. See you in a few hours. *disappears in a puff of... i mean a huge explosion*

Are you joing the reject rebels? If so, pick a title and duties...we'd love to have you.


*prepares to carve welcome message if need be*
why yes, yes i am....
but what title?

official convert to the Philosophy of the Most High Rebels, [proclaimed]pacifist, yet passive provider of mother earth's daily blood quota. Pyrokinesis extrordinair...

that oughtta do it.

*screams madly as strom begins brewing, dropping scimitar and drawing his trusty daggers, grins sadistically at a pesant whispering* i likes it to be intitmate *picks peasant up spins hhim around tearing out his throat looking for next victim*

*watches Mac going all apocalypse on some peasants whilst supping the last beer*

*sups beer. It is slightly warm*

*Monotonous' Bloodlust counter goes crazy, then automatically teleports itself away from the site of danger*

NNNNNGGHHHGH!! *cleans off swiss army spork, selects the acid tipped spork attachment. Runs at screaming peasants*

why yes, yes i am....
but what title?

official convert to the Philosophy of the Most High Rebels, [proclaimed]pacifist, yet passive provider of mother earth's daily blood quota. Pyrokinesis extrordinair...

that oughtta do it.

gonna play on the battlefield with us? also since part of my position includes wardrobe design and cult worship... would you like to join the cult of OM? and you gotta dress like this *points to self, shirtless in a kilt covered in blue paint furrowed by runnels of peasant blood and eye liner* .... well something similiar... i only dress up to smite *slits throat of nearby peasant while talking*

*Throws two six bladed folding knives at peasants creeping up behind Peech, then throws butterfly swords at two more, just for fun.*

*Spears a fifth peasant on the claymore, before burying it up to the peasants back in a tree trunk, pinning the man to a tree*

*Throws two six bladed folding knives at peasants creeping up behind Peech, then throws butterfly swords at two more, just for fun.*

*Spears a fifth peasant on the claymore, before burying it up to the peasants back in a tree trunk, pinning the man to a tree*
pahretty! but lets see you do this *rips out peasants throat with his teeth further soaking himself in blood while decapitating two others with daggers*

*lightning crackles through the thickening clouds. Jocabia's club is a blur until he disappears in a mist of blood. Minutes later, the mist settles leaving a fifty foot wide circle of gore with only a crimson Jocabia standing at its center* That was fun. Ewwww, an eyeball *plucks an eyeball from his chest* I HATE EYEBALLS. *His expression becomes more sinister as the lightning increases in frequency* Whoever's eyeball this is, is lucky they're dead. *Snatches up a screaming, fleeing peasant by the hair* This is going to hurt. Thank your friend, eyeball peasant, for getting you tortured. *Waits* Well? *Peasant does her best to cower will dangling from her hair and says* Well, what? *Jocabia shakes her* Don't be daft, woman, I said thank your friend, eyeball peasant. NOW!! *Jocabia's voice booms* Thank you, eyeball peasant! *Jocabia grins and picks at her shoulder until he catches a peice of skin and peels it back until she looks like she's been turned inside out* Much better *he says as his bloodlust begins to fade*

"Easy"

*Punches fist through one peasants ribcage, before ripping the mans spine out through his chest, showering himself in blood, which runs down his shirt and kilt*

"Here, you keep it"

*Hands the intact spine to Choq*

thank you kind sir!
*emits loud bellow as lightening circles his body and blades sparking at the tips. throws dagger hitting peasant as lightening arcs to hit 6 more. drops dagger whiule drawing curved long sword spinning sword and spine alike tumbling into the peasants ripping torsos from limbs and heads*

*Watches impatiently, tapping his foot*

"Finished? Good"

*Launches himself at peasants, tearing out jawbones and breaking necks with his bare hands*

*not to be outdone launches in behind mac, fighting bare handed ripping off peasant arms and beating them to death with their own extremities*

TCG, Peech, I'm soaked... in blood. Let's head back to the castle and maybe we can get you soaked as well.

*not to be outdone launches in behind mac, fighting bare handed ripping off peasant arms and beating them to death with their own extremities*

Copycat. You could have just asked to borrow my club.

*looks over shoulder to mac* hey watch out that guy on your left is gonna hit ya

Copycat. You could have just asked to borrow my club.
its more fun to beat them to death with their own limbs, not some random peasant limb for all

*Catches peasants arm in one hand, snapping every bone and dislocating the poor mans shoulder. Headbutts him, breaking his face, then drives his other fist into the peasants chest, ripping out his still beating heart.

*Gets bored, collects weapons, and heads back to the castle on his bike*

*Gives Peech the beating heart*

*Pulls up alongside TCG*

"Hello love, want a ride?"

*kneels panting. reaches behind to pack pulls out fresh brew and tosses one to everyone present*

why yes, yes i am....
but what title?

official convert to the Philosophy of the Most High Rebels, [proclaimed]pacifist, yet passive provider of mother earth's daily blood quota. Pyrokinesis extrordinair...

that oughtta do it.


excellent.........

*carves "Peech welcomed me to the Kazoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" on his forehead to show her affection*

excellent.........

*carves "Peech welcomed me to the Kazoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" on his forehead to show her affection*
*wishes Peech woul carve on him like she used to* :( :p

damn.....TCG and I have to split right when you boys are in prime form......double sigh......


back in a while......


*french kisses allllllllllllllllll her castlemates goodbye and gives Tribes a wet willy*


i so hope that means the same thing in England as it does here...

at least you got carved on, i never got nothing

*wishes Peech woul carve on him like she used to* :( :p


*carves "Property of Peech" on Tribes ass*

*also carves "the initials ToL + PL" on his chest*

later sweet cakes... :fluffle:

Well, now what am I gonna do with my giant... club? *looks uneasy* Mac, I'm not that drunk, man.

*hands joc another beer*

at least you got carved on, i never got nothing


lie tella...i carve on everyone who joins the kazoo. i think i carved"welcome to peechland...erm i mean the kazoo" on your forehead


MAC! YOU HAVE NO TITLE AND DUTIES..........


thinka somethin or else.



ok now im off ......

Well, now what am I gonna do with my giant... club? *looks uneasy* Mac, I'm not that drunk, man.

*Turns around and walks away again*

*hands joc another beer*

*scratches head and thinks of something*

*forgets what it is*

*cracks the top off the bottle with a rock and chugs the whole thing down in a gulp*

*carves "Property of Peech" on Tribes ass*

*also carves "the initials ToL + PL" on his chest*

later sweet cakes... :fluffle:
Ohhh yeah!

*does a little hula dancing*

*realises he's being watched. And is covered in blood. And had a peasant head in his hand*

*does some more hula dancing*

*walks back to castle, showers*

*swoops down*
*feeds her dragon a few dozen peasants*
*gets out her wazi and severs the arrow*
*pushes her hood back again and loosens her hair*
Hmm...been busy down here.
*takes an arrow from her quiver and tickles Jocabia under the chin with it*
So what's next>

*cartwheels to randomea* hey beautiful *looks spiffy topless in his kilt and freshly washed body eyeliner with sword strapped to his back*

*giggles* I need to rinse this blood off. Care to help, Random?

I could...
*pushes Jocabia into the river*

I could...
*pushes Jocabia into the river*

*catches Random as he falls* I'm not going alone.

I thought that might be coming.
*quickly releases her cape-pin and lets it fall as she loses balance*
*twists and falls with a dive, making hardly a ripple*
*surfaces*
Want to smudge your eyeliner Choqulya?
*dives under again and drags Jocabia down by his feet*

uh, gurgle *Jocabia disappears under the water, ripples can be seen on the surface as something violent or, perhaps, wild appears to be going on below*

*walks back into the castle because she forgot her hula hoop...or as she likes to call it......"Ring of Death*


I saw Joc and Rand skinny dipping in the river on my way in.....are the rest of you still in here getting drunk?


*wades through beer bottles*

*walks back into the castle because she forgot her hula hoop...or as she likes to call it......"Ring of Death*


I saw Joc and Rand skinny dipping in the river on my way in.....are the rest of you still in here getting drunk?


*wades through beer bottles*
*lying among the beer bottles, tribes gets stepped on by someone*

Ow! Oh hey Peech. Pull up a...piece of floor. Have an...empty..beer bottle. Um.

*lying among the beer bottles, tribes gets stepped on by someone*

Ow! Oh hey Peech. Pull up a...piece of floor. Have an...empty..beer bottle. Um.


dont mind if i do.....

*hands Tribes a peach and a pocket knife*

we need our vitamin c you know

dont mind if i do.....

*hands Tribes a peach and a pocket knife*

we need our vitamin c you know
I don't need the pocket knife.

*attacks the peach with his swiss army spork*

*produces a masterful work of art out of the peach and has engraves 'Peech rocks my socks!' on the stone*

*eats the peach flesh*

Here, have a carved peach stone. I'm off for more beer. Back in a mo.

*drowns*

I don't need the pocket knife.

*attacks the peach with his swiss army spork*

*produces a masterful work of art out of the peach and has engraves 'Peech rocks my socks!' on the stone*

*eats the peach flesh*

Here, have a carved peach stone. I'm off for more beer. Back in a mo.


*swoon*

he is so talented........*puts carving on her mantle*

*starts sharing breath with Jocabia*
*surfaces*
You know what they say about asphyxiation and men?

*swoon*

he is so talented........*puts carving on her mantle*
I have...other talents too...

I have...other talents too...


I can only imagine ......I can only imagine *fans self*

I can only imagine ......I can only imagine *fans self*
*carves 'see, look at my other talents - I can carve on people too' on a passing peasant in under three seconds*

*carves 'see, look at my other talents - I can carve on people too' on a passing peasant in under three seconds*


:eek:

*is proud*

I have a few more talents than carving.......why dont you come over to my place and we will show each other our talents?

*gets out oragami paper,glue,cross stitching, and Velcro dart board*

dont worry-its all just a front for my master "luring of Tribes and winning his heart" plan*

I don't really get this thread.

HRH Crap Music Selector. Picks 80s songs for the Dungeon Master of PsychoSex to use in his... torture rituals.

HRH Crap Music Selector. Picks 80s songs for the Dungeon Master of PsychoSex to use in his... torture rituals.


*carves "Welcome to the thread that you dont get aka the Kazoo" on his forehead to show her affections*

welcome aboard doll.....please telegram your description to me as well.

in fact:

anyone who has joined the kazoo in the past week, please telegram me your title and duties! Mac you still dont have one....dont make me make it up for you ;)

*carves "Welcome to the thread that you dont get aka the Kazoo" on his forehead to show her affections*

welcome aboard doll.....please telegram your description to me as well.

in fact:

anyone who has joined the kazoo in the past week, please telegram me your title and duties! Mac you still dont have one....dont make me make it up for you ;)

I have all the imagination of your average sciences student. Off you go.

I have all the imagination of your average sciences student. Off you go.


Then you shall be Mac the Maximus...bodyguard of the castle women should any giant peasants ever mutate and try to take them captive. You also double as the official liquid taster. That goes for beer, mixed drinks, suspicious vials, random body fluids. We can spice the verbage up when me or occy make thread 7.

Hey, I'm not complaining.

Hey, I'm not complaining.

i hope you havent forgotten about anything *whistles innocently*

Dunno, I lost all evidence of any form of agreement during the reboot. What a shame...

Dunno, I lost all evidence of any form of agreement during the reboot. What a shame...



I see.

*makes a special bottle of "ale" for Mac......*


Here you go love, this should refresh your memory. And also take the rust off of old lug nuts

*Swigs*

Nope, no idea. Sorry

*Whistles innocently*

*Swigs*

Nope, no idea. Sorry

*Whistles innocently*


hmm.....

*takes off assless chaps and puts on new leather thong*

You know.....I had something very special planned for you....but I'd hate for you not to remember it the next morning, since you seem to have aquired 'Convenient Amnesia.........a disease most men get at least once in their lifetime.

sorry Maxy

What? Agreement? Oh THAT agreement, yeah, course I hadn't forgotten...

Wait, it doesn't involve toothless, tobacco chewing, butch redneck women does it?

What? Agreement? Oh THAT agreement, yeah, course I hadn't forgotten...

Wait, it doesn't involve toothless, tobacco chewing, butch redneck women does it?


lol....

Not unless youre into that sorta thing......some men are...ick

lol....

Not unless youre into that sorta thing......some men are...ick

Not personally

omg I picked up a young copperhead today. And it tried to bite me, but I escaped beyond it's reach. We thought it was a watersnake! :(

*Walks in slowly after short hiatus, with Master Sadisto on his leash and him supporting her occasionally due to a strange drink she sampled in THAT DUNGEON... They have several slaves dragging a cart of all kinds of toys and goodies for everyone. A Bachannalian festival was promised at my return, and I hope I have enough of everything for everyone... She glances at slaves with their beautiful lashmarks, carvings and tattoos... and the whips, flails, katanas, chains, ropes, knives, canes, and the many peasants and a royal or two thrown in, (The peasants for the fun, collected by Master S. while Mistress Hype took her down time... He's such a good boy... He'll get treats tonight!) Another cart being dragged by more peasants and slaves, this one full of every kind of alcoholic drink or smokable herbs available... loads of food... anything you can imagine...even acetone... what the hell! The Mistress has all her usual toys and weapons strapped to her leather belt. Teetering on her 7" platform heels, due to the mysterious drink, she walks up to everyone.*

Hello all! It's been a long time. I've taken my rest, and I have brought gifts for everyone... I hope this will be enjoyable, and everything here is for all of you to enjoy. Except of course, Master S.

*grins, and wonders what amazing feats of sadism she may have missed out on, and intends to make up for it quickly. She immediatly slashes an "H" in one quick stroke into the back of a peasant and laughs maniacally.*

So does anyone want to play?

Hello all! :D

omg I picked up a young copperhead today. And it tried to bite me, but I escaped beyond it's reach. We thought it was a watersnake! :(

Damn that snake. I'll rip it's bloody head off. Where is it?

*Sets off to hunt down that snake*

omg I picked up a young copperhead today. And it tried to bite me, but I escaped beyond it's reach. We thought it was a watersnake! :(

oh shite Gael :eek: Did you kill it? Did you run?


I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo afraid of snakes. *shudder*

oh shite Gael :eek: Did you kill it? Did you run?


I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo afraid of snakes. *shudder*


Hello Peeches, Gael, Gene, and anyone I have yet to meet... :fluffle:

BTW: I ADORE snakes!!! LOVE THEM LOVE THEM ALWAYS HAVE!!!!!

Hype! Look at all these goodies you brought back! *drools at all the weaponry* *carve"Welcome back Hype" on her left butt cheek*

HYPE!!!!

OOC: *runs up to her and :fluffle:'s her immensely* :D

lol....

Not unless youre into that sorta thing......some men are...ick

Sorry all, didn't bring any "Deliverance" type guys to play. I find that revolting myself... ;)

Well weve had some new kazooers join since you left...and then Mac had been gone but now he's back....so the castle is really filling out. Our leader got forumbanned for 2 weeks so we need to have a celebration feast when she returns.

Thank you for the warm welcome!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: everyone!

I hope you will enjoy the goodies!

I really missed this place! *beheads a peasant w/her katana*

Well weve had some new kazooers join since you left...and then Mac had been gone but now he's back....so the castle is really filling out. Our leader got forumbanned for 2 weeks so we need to have a celebration feast when she returns.

You ain't gonna let me live that down are you?

Well weve had some new kazooers join since you left...and then Mac had been gone but now he's back....so the castle is really filling out. Our leader got forumbanned for 2 weeks so we need to have a celebration feast when she returns.

You mean Occidio? Why was she banned?

Well weve had some new kazooers join since you left...and then Mac had been gone but now he's back....so the castle is really filling out. Our leader got forumbanned for 2 weeks so we need to have a celebration feast when she returns.
:eek: :(

what did occy do? :(

Sorry all, didn't bring any "Deliverance" type guys to play. I find that revolting myself... ;)


LOL.......and whats sad....is I get to see that sort of thing daily. Thank God I am about to become a Pacific North Westerner.

You ain't gonna let me live that down are you?


Do I ever let you live anything down? ;) *pets Mac and brings him a beer....I mean some real ale*

Mac, we've never met. I am Mistress Hype and this here is Master Sadisto... I hope we can play some time? *grins*

True. You always make unfair demands upon me, and I... I... *voice cracks* I can't take it any more.

*Clears throat, and pins a peasant to the wall using two butterfly swords*

LOL.......and whats sad....is I get to see that sort of thing daily. Thank God I am about to become a Pacific North Westerner.


I'd much rather be where you're moving to than where you are... and you can see whales!


Isn't someone going to introduce me to Mac? Or do I have to have Master S. do the intros?

OOC: And why did Occidio get banned?

oh shite Gael :eek: Did you kill it? Did you run?


I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo afraid of snakes. *shudder*
Of course I didn't kill it!

He was just sitting there peacefully until I came a poked it a bunch. I was just trying to move it out of the way so a bunch of cadets didn't trample it.

That thing had a helluva strike though. I just set him down and backed away. No sense killing him.

:eek: :(

what did occy do? :(

I didnt see the thread but I was told she got into a heated debate about racism or something. I was shocked. Again,I didnt see the controversy first hand

I'd much rather be where you're moving to than where you are... and you can see whales!


Isn't someone going to introduce me to Mac? Or do I have to have Master S. do the intros?

OOC: And why did Occidio get banned?

*Removes hat and bows gracefully*

Mac the Maximus, Bodyguard of the Women of the Castle, at your service ma'am.

Of course I didn't kill it!

He was just sitting there peacefully until I came a poked it a bunch. I was just trying to move it out of the way so a bunch of cadets didn't trample it.

That thing had a helluva strike though. I just set him down and backed away. No sense killing him.


I wouldnt have killed him either. I'd have just run like hell. Like so fast that my clothes would have still been dangling mid air like on a Scooby Doo episode.


Jinkies @ snakes

I wouldnt have killed him either. I'd have just run like hell. Like so fast that my clothes would have still been dangling mid air like on a Scooby Doo episode.


Jinkies @ snakes

*Drools*

Anyway, off for a quicky game of DDR with my housemate Lisa. ;)

I'll try and get the webcam up and running for you lads later.

*Removes hat and bows gracefully*

Mac the Maximus, Bodyguard of the Women of the Castle, at your service ma'am.


look at you being all charming and whatnot....meow


OOC: Mac, your signature sucks

*Removes hat and bows gracefully*

Mac the Maximus, Bodyguard of the Women of the Castle, at your service ma'am.


Pleased to meet you as well. I have plenty of women locked up in THAT DUNGEON... I can have Master S. bring them to you... We've just been throwing them into the fire thru the door to hell... They've been taking up too much space... Believe it or not, TOO many to torture!

I wouldnt have killed him either. I'd have just run like hell. Like so fast that my clothes would have still been dangling mid air like on a Scooby Doo episode.


Jinkies @ snakes
lol

Nothing to be scared of. I've been bit before. I'm actually more scared of bees than snakes.

*randomly slays a peasant with a plutonium sword*

Pleased to meet you as well. I have plenty of women locked up in THAT DUNGEON... I can have Master S. bring them to you... We've just been throwing them into the fire thru the door to hell... They've been taking up too much space... Believe it or not, TOO many to torture!

*Ignores Peechies comment entirely*

It's no trouble m'lady, I shall see myself into the room, with your permission, of course.

Ciao Gael...

I really do adore snakes... I'd be a bit freaked by a poisonous one though.

I like Boas and Anacondas and such and have held some HUGE ones... They're really nice! I don't like worms though... Worms are slimy, and spiders, yuk... they can get caught in your hair. But I love snakes and bats, actually...

Anyway, off for a quicky game of DDR with my housemate Lisa. ;)

I'll try and get the webcam up and running for you lads later.

*Howls like a wolf and runs around in small circles*

Ciao Gael...

I really do adore snakes... I'd be a bit freaked by a poisonous one though.

I like Boas and Anacondas and such and have held some HUGE ones... They're really nice! I don't like worms though... Worms are slimy, and spiders, yuk... they can get caught in your hair. But I love snakes and bats, actually...
*turns into a giant cobra, like in the "alladin" (spelling?) movie*

How 'bout cobras? :D

lol

Nothing to be scared of. I've been bit before. I'm actually more scared of bees than snakes.


I am terrified and/or replused at rats, snakes and bugs. If something crawls on me I am gone. Of course, thats all bullshite as far as this thread is concerned.

*juggles 3 rats,2 roaches and a rattlesnake*

*Ignores Peechies comment entirely*

It's no trouble m'lady, I shall see myself into the room, with your permission, of course.

The rules are... you must be blindfolded... It's a secret dungeon... referred to as THAT DUNGEON. It's underground under all the other dungeons... Only Master S. and I know the location... And anyone who isn't coming back... *grins*... If you don't mind a blindfold and leash, I can have Master S. bring you there, Mac...?

For you m'lady, anything.

*turns into a giant cobra, like in the "alladin" (spelling?) movie*

How 'bout cobras? :D

Cobras ROCK!

I just don't like bees either... bugs... Asian Beetles are the scourge around here!!!! And mosquitos... carrying West Nile... Thus my love for bats... nah... I always loved bats...

Yeah, that is also irrelavent in the Kazoo!

Mac, would you like to be brought to our dungeon. It has a door straight to hell, so you can just open it and throw the corpses in the fire when you're done. It's quite tidy! And we have ALL the toys! *grins*

Cobras ROCK!

I just don't like bees either... bugs... Asian Beetles are the scourge around here!!!! And mosquitos... carrying West Nile... Thus my love for bats... nah... I always loved bats...

Yeah, that is also irrelavent in the Kazoo!

Mac, would you like to be brought to our dungeon. It has a door straight to hell, so you can just open it and throw the corpses in the fire when you're done. It's quite tidy! And we have ALL the toys! *grins*
*looks at hype naughtily* ;)

OOC: be back later. gonna have dinner.

Cobras ROCK!

I just don't like bees either... bugs... Asian Beetles are the scourge around here!!!! And mosquitos... carrying West Nile... Thus my love for bats... nah... I always loved bats...

Yeah, that is also irrelavent in the Kazoo!

Mac, would you like to be brought to our dungeon. It has a door straight to hell, so you can just open it and throw the corpses in the fire when you're done. It's quite tidy! And we have ALL the toys! *grins*

*To everyone else*

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm just going downstairs. I may be some time.


*To Hyper*

Show me.

For you m'lady, anything.

My goodness what a gentleman! Did you train him Peeches? heheheheheh!

*To everyone else*

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm just going downstairs. I may be some time.


*To Hyper*

Show me.

*Blindfolds Mac* Master S. Bring Mac to TD (THAT DUNGEON is becoming tedious). Show him where we keep most the women, the toys, the door, and bring him whatever he would like to drink or eat. Master S. for now, you will serve Mac. *Master S. kisses Hype's spike heeled boots and follows her orders*

Also, show him the vivisection room.... *goes into violent fits of laughter*

My goodness what a gentleman! Did you train him Peeches? heheheheheh!


dang skippy I did.

good boy Mac....*tosses him a treat*

dang skippy I did.

good boy Mac....*tosses him a treat*

*Winks at Peeches, tucking the bottle of ale into his kilt*

*Turns and falls downstairs*

*looks at hype naughtily* ;)

OOC: be back later. gonna have dinner.


Gene may appear somewhat innocent at times, but that's a hell of a front for what goes on in that wicked brain of his! *grins*

*Winks at Peeches, tucking the bottle of ale into his kilt*

*Turns and falls downstairs*


WHOA!!! KILT! Woohaaaaaaaaa!!! I'm liking that!

*Winks at Peeches, tucking the bottle of ale into his kilt*

*Turns and falls downstairs*

KILT KILT KILT.... OOh.... *wondering if he does the Caber Toss*

*distant voice*

I'm okay

I am terrified and/or replused at rats, snakes and bugs. If something crawls on me I am gone. Of course, thats all bullshite as far as this thread is concerned.

*juggles 3 rats,2 roaches and a rattlesnake*
LMAO you would have hated my training this summer. Having to stay motionless in the woods...bugs crawling on you...fireants...having a scorpion sting you on the hand... good times.

*drools at kilt*

*distant voice*

I'm okay

Enjoy yourself... play to your heart's content... and when Master S. blindfolds you and leads you back, you may take as many women as you'd like... *chuckles wondering what Mac's specialties may be...)

*Realises he is safer in the dungeon*

LMAO you would have hated my training this summer. Having to stay motionless in the woods...bugs crawling on you...fireants...having a scorpion sting you on the hand... good times.

*drools at kilt*


OOC: WHAT TRAINING IS THAT!!??????? :eek:

OOC: WHAT TRAINING IS THAT!!??????? :eek:
OOC: Air Force. Simulated combat/base defense. The scorpion just happened to crawl on me as the "enemy" was sneaking around so I couldn't do anything about it. Besides, Florida scorpions are really small and the sting wasn't too bad.

OOC: Air Force. Simulated combat/base defense. The scorpion just happened to crawl on me as the "enemy" was sneaking around so I couldn't do anything about it. Besides, Florida scorpions are really small and the sting wasn't too bad.

OOC: Jeez. I'd have been about five miles away and still running at this point.

OOC: Air Force. Simulated combat/base defense. The scorpion just happened to crawl on me as the "enemy" was sneaking around so I couldn't do anything about it. Besides, Florida scorpions are really small and the sting wasn't too bad.


OOC: (this is all getting way OOC)... Are you a pilot??!

OOC: Jeez. I'd have been about five miles away and still running at this point.
OOC: Yep..well.. *tuff. Breaks a nail...freaks out* Hype, I haven't commissioned yet. I can't go after a pilot slot until I get some surgery done, but that is the ultimate goal. If you wanna chat more, TG me.

OOC: Yep..well.. *tuff. Breaks a nail...freaks out* Hype, I haven't commissioned yet. I can't go after a pilot slot until I get some surgery done, but that is the ultimate goal. If you wanna chat more, TG me.

OOC: Definitely... but a different time. I can't stay on much longer, but that sounds soooo cool!

*wanders around with a popsicle...of doom*

*shouts down stairwell*

Mac.....you okay?!

*shouts down stairwell*

Mac.....you okay?!

*Distant, echoing voice*

Yeah, but I lost my kilt somewhere on the way down

Yeah, but I lost my kilt somewhere on the way down
I'll help you look for it.

*bounds down the stairs*

*Echoing upwards*

Wait, I found it.

*Walks back up the stairs again*

Pablo would be more zan 'appy weeth ze title offical nut taster

Pablo would be more zan 'appy weeth ze title offical nut taster


OK then Pablo..........so be it.

Pablo the Latino Nut Taster.......he drives a pimped out pink caddy with fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror and keeps dead prostitutes in the trunk.

Gene may appear somewhat innocent at times, but that's a hell of a front for what goes on in that wicked brain of his! *grins*
:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

*Emerges wearing tartan mini-skirt*

Wait, this isn't my kilt

*Runs back downstairs again*

*Echoing upwards*

Wait, I found it.

*Walks back up the stairs again*

Damn, figures... Hey! I thought you were in my dungeon! Guess not... *rips off Mac's kilt for not following through with what he so eloquently stated he would do*

OK then Pablo..........so be it.

Pablo the Latino Nut Taster.......he drives a pimped out pink caddy with fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror and keeps dead prostitutes in the trunk.


eh... Pablo ees spaneesh but apart from zat ... ole

eh... Pablo ees spaneesh but apart from zat ... ole


Pablo, we have not met, I am Mistress Hype, and this giant masked man on the leash is Matster Sadisto.... Nut taster huh? *big grin*

OK then Pablo..........so be it.

Pablo the Latino Nut Taster.......he drives a pimped out pink caddy with fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror and keeps dead prostitutes in the trunk.


olé

OK then Pablo..........so be it.

Pablo the Latino Nut Taster.......he drives a pimped out pink caddy with fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror and keeps dead prostitutes in the trunk.

Make sure it has hydrolics!!! Gotta have that ride jump!!!

eh... Pablo ees spaneesh but apart from zat ... ole

Mi gusta ees Spaneesh......mucho gusto!

That makes me think of Speedy Gonzales and his slow cousin mouse Slow Poke Rodriguez......

now those were good cartoons....not like this crap today


ARIVVA!!!

Mi gusta ees Spaneesh......mucho gusto!

That makes me think of Speedy Gonzales and his slow cousin mouse Slow Poke Rodriguez......

now those were good cartoons....not like this crap today


ARIVVA!!!

I loved Slowpoke Rodriguez!!

Pablo, we have not met, I am Mistress Hype, and this giant masked man on the leash is Matster Sadisto.... Nut taster huh? *big grin*

Hello to Ju.... Oh jes... Pablo loves ze nuts...

favourite food Nuts

favourite drink Nut juice

tell me meester sadisto... ees eet comfortable having zat ring down there? because zat ees a very vivid shade of purple...

*still a giant cobra, gene gobbles up peasants*

Hello to Ju.... Oh jes... Pablo loves ze nuts...

favourite food Nuts

favourite drink Nut juice

tell me meester sadisto... ees eet comfortable having zat ring down there? because zat ees a very vivid shade of purple...


lmao......Pablo- whats your other nation name?

Mi gusta ees Spaneesh......mucho gusto!

That makes me think of Speedy Gonzales and his slow cousin mouse Slow Poke Rodriguez......

now those were good cartoons....not like this crap today


ARIVVA!!!

Aye aye aye ze young people today and ze dragon's balls Z and what not... I used to watch speedy gonzales weeth an onion on my belt, a red onion, we couldn't get ze white onions because of ze war...

Hello to Ju.... Oh jes... Pablo loves ze nuts...

favourite food Nuts

favourite drink Nut juice

tell me meester sadisto... ees eet comfortable having zat ring down there? because zat ees a very vivid shade of purple...

Master S. is my personal slave therefore he does exactly what I tell him to do no questions. Pain/pleasure are our specialties... and a few other things...

lmao......Pablo- whats your other nation name?

Qué ?

Pablo ees my only nation. Pablo went away, pablo got deleted Pablo lost all hee's posts and friends... eet ees a long sad story so eet ees...

Qué ?

Pablo ees my only nation. Pablo went away, pablo got deleted Pablo lost all hee's posts and friends... eet ees a long sad story so eet ees...

What was your other nation's name Pablo? Why were you deleted... Were you a bad boy.... ;)

Qué ?

Pablo ees my only nation. Pablo went away, pablo got deleted Pablo lost all hee's posts and friends... eet ees a long sad story so eet ees...


*shoves a dead peasant girl in Pablo's trunk*

can you haul her off with the rest of the garbage in your trunk for me tomorrow?

*puts on a sombrero*

*Joins Gene outside randomly slaying peasants*

Aww, no one wants to check out my beautiful cobra-ness? :p

What was your other nation's name Pablo? Why were you deleted... Were you a bad boy.... ;)


Pablo was deleted for inactivity (having stormed off in a fit of pique for various mod tyrannies) but ressurected back in may last year

*shoves a dead peasant girl in Pablo's trunk*

can you haul her off with the rest of the garbage in your trunk for me tomorrow?

*puts on a sombrero*


Whatever doesn't fit in the trunk I'll burn. Master S. can haul them off... the slaves can help... and I can have a few of them carry me over their heads in a luxurious box, while I whip "H's" into their backs. I love doing that !

Aww, no one wants to check out my beautiful cobra-ness? :p


If I see your Cobraness in my room....he gets the saber.

*shoves a dead peasant girl in Pablo's trunk*

can you haul her off with the rest of the garbage in your trunk for me tomorrow?

*puts on a sombrero*

eet weel cost ju many nuts....

oh and uh... eeek, a cobra... (How's that?)

*Joins Gene outside randomly slaying peasants*

Mac, I thought you were going to deal w/my excess peasant women? Gene you could probably help as well... A cobra... *snickers*.... That would come in handy. *big grin*

Pablo was deleted for inactivity (having stormed off in a fit of pique for various mod tyrannies) but ressurected back in may last year


Yeah but youre someone else too arent you? Harelsburg? Fass?

eet weel cost ju many nuts....

oh and uh... eeek, a cobra... (How's that?)


Nuts I have.....you are talking to the Warrior Maiden....collector of enemy scrotums. I have nuts galore

Mac, I thought you were going to deal w/my excess peasant women? Gene you could probably help as well... A cobra... *snickers*.... That would come in handy. *big grin*

I'd be only too happy to help madam, but my heart, i fear, is no longer committed to this venture. I take my leave of you all now.

If I see your Cobraness in my room....he gets the saber.

Gets the saber as in hacking the snake? Or gets a saber as a gift?

I love my Nihonto. Sharper than a razor. It is so perfect for beheading peasants and of course ROYALS! Enemy royals... And technique is important!

Yeah but youre someone else too arent you? Harelsburg? Fass?


No Pablo ees only pablo I promise... In fact I just met Fass een another thread and called him(?) a Git

Mac, I thought you were going to deal w/my excess peasant women? Gene you could probably help as well... A cobra... *snickers*.... That would come in handy. *big grin*
How would you like me to help? make you have baby cobras? :D

Nuts I have.....you are talking to the Warrior Maiden....collector of enemy scrotums. I have nuts galore

Um... lovely... nice ju 'ave a hobby I guess...

I'd be only too happy to help madam, but my heart, i fear, is no longer committed to this venture. I take my leave of you all now.


Well, that was disappointing... *frowns* .... At least we got to see under the kilt! woohoooo!!!

If I see your Cobraness in my room....he gets the saber.
:confused:

OOC: Sorry darlin, it is three am here. And if that dickhead doesn't stop tapping on the wall next door I'm going to rip his head off.

Gets the saber as in I will sever his ass.

Night Mac....you did say you were leaving?


Im leaving soon too...as soon as I figure out if you guys are gonna go over 1300 posts b4 I get to work and can make a new thread. I could make it now but I really dont wanna....you guys have 60 more posts in you?

I'm bored.

*Sits at the edge of the moat, drinking a fruit juice.*

Um... lovely... nice ju 'ave a hobby I guess...


read post #1 Juan

How would you like me to help? make you have baby cobras? :D

I stop at crossing species!!!! *whips an "H" into Gene's shirt w/out putting a scratch on him*

OOC: Sorry darlin, it is three am here. And if that dickhead doesn't stop tapping on the wall next door I'm going to rip his head off.


Kick his ass Mac......and take pics of it

I'm bored.

*Sits at the edge of the moat, drinking a fruit juice.*

So am I... *throws peasant into moat and watches allagators heat him*

Kick his ass Mac......and take pics of it

Back in five. Or not, he might be bigger than me.

Gets the saber as in I will sever his ass.
sever my ass? :(

I'm bored.

*Sits at the edge of the moat, drinking a fruit juice.*

*Creeps up behind Gael and shouts BOO really loudly*

sever my ass? :(


I mean if it was a real snake. You missed my scaredy cat snake post I guess

I mean if it was a real snake. You missed my scaredy cat snake post I guess
so i'll have to turn back into a human so you don't chop off my cobra tail?

*Creeps up behind Gael and shouts BOO really loudly*


Aww... Mac I thought you liked peasant girls... I brought all these peasants, and drinks and toys and food for a party... and everyone is just sitting here... *pouts and rakes Master S.'s arm w/her spike tipped gloves*

*Creeps up behind Gael and shouts BOO really loudly*
*Falls in the moat*

Eep.

*Falls in the moat*

Eep.

*Strips off to kilt and dives straight in after her*

Thinks *This really is boring... starts hacking peasants heads off one by one*