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At last, my evil plan has been put forth! With you unable to eat the waffles, I can lure you away from the crowd by waving a waffle just in front of your nose. Then, I push you into the pit of eternal damnation and cold meals!!!

That's right, I kick the disabled when they are down.

I also steal candy from babies!!!! THE TRUE MEANING OF EVIL!
*yawn*

Yeah.... well make me wear those boots on my hands first :p

OK, now we're (no longer) cooking!

*flips peasant out of the pan and onto a waffle, handing it to Choqulya in one slick movement*

*watches Choq prod the dying peasant, cracking the seared skin*

Hey, don't play with your food!

oh fine, you're just like mommy!
*sticks fork in peasant and eats it in one bite....* delicious!

hey Choq's peasant waffle just grabbed my boob...... :mad:

*yawn*

Yeah.... well make me wear those boots on my hands first :p
*kicks over LP, shoves boots on LP's arms, ties the laces around LP's chest to stop them coming off*

*waves waffle in front of LP*

hey Choq's peasant waffle just grabbed my boob...... :mad:
But I gave a Choq a female meal... :confused:

*kicks over LP, shoves boots on LP's arms, ties the laces around LP's chest to stop them coming off*

*waves waffle in front of LP*


But I gave a Choq a female meal... :confused:


well maybe she likes peaches?

*kicks over LP, shoves boots on LP's arms, ties the laces around LP's chest to stop them coming off*

*waves waffle in front of LP*
*Follows the waffle hypnotised*

foooooooood

*Follows the waffle hypnotised*

foooooooood
Dance, puppet, dance!

*tries to make LP into a small dancing person*

well maybe she likes peaches?
Who doesn't?

*kicks over LP, shoves boots on LP's arms, ties the laces around LP's chest to stop them coming off*

*waves waffle in front of LP*


But I gave a Choq a female meal... :confused:


a female.. hmmm i always did like eat females out... side

a female.. hmmm i always did like eat females out... side
Ah, I havent been in the evil beer garden since those Nice types trashed it in the name of all that is good. I gave up cleaning it after the 'Repent Ye Now!' pamphlets filled the fiery eternal pits of cleansing.

EDIT: I'm off, food calls :)

Dance, puppet, dance!

*tries to make LP into a small dancing person*
Foooooooood! FOOOOOOOOD! FOOOOOOOOOOOD

Foooooooood! FOOOOOOOOD! FOOOOOOOOOOOD


oh good grief.....*sticks a peech flavored waffle in his mouth*

oh good grief.....*sticks a peech flavored waffle in his mouth*
fwooofpwd

*Runs through Reject Castle looking pahretty*

*Runs through Reject Castle looking pahretty*


did you borrow those assless chaps from me ?


not bad Choq....you been working out??

ooc:
Meh:
Old fashion
Congratulations! You scored 9%!
Same old, Same old. Don't like advature, or too shy to ask for it. Plain ol' Missionary. No accessories (what if they should be found!!!)

The sex god/goddess
You scored 50% fave postionsand 50% how ofthen !
you know what your doin for the most part and if your unsure you'll still figure it out. If your not doin it your thinking about it. Have fun with it and be safe.

Vanilla boy/girl
Grats! You're 43% kinky!
Your kinkscore is around average. Most likely you are fairly accepting of other peoples kinky tendencies, but don't practice them much yourself. Consider trying new stuff to spice up your sexlife if you feel it's necessary ;)

"You're kinda cute!"
You are 47 fuckable!
Ok, so you can attract a few people. But, don't get too cocky. I said a few! Not many people have erotic thoughts about you. Perhaps it's because you're too hard-to-get. Ya know, have high standards and live in a fantasy of everything being perfect and grand. Well, it's not that way, sweetie! Perhaps it's because you're too shy. Ya know, shy can be cute, but it can also be annoying. If you're always nervous and insecure, it's hard to see you as much else. Be bold! Be sexy!

And btw I'm a boring Minerva Goddess. :rolleyes:

ic: *decides she likes this bear skin and gets right inside so wanders around as a bear*
Raaaaawwwwwrrrrrr!

did you borrow those assless chaps from me ?


not bad Choq....you been working out??


yes yes i have thanks for noticing *strikes super sexy pose*

*wonders off bumping into randomea* wow you are the sexiest bear i have ever seen, i must have you!

Peech? I made those waffles you wanted. I sort of bled on them though. And by sort of, I mean *collapses*

Peech? I made those waffles you wanted. I sort of bled on them though. And by sort of, I mean *collapses*


*hooks Mon up to an IV and gives him 3 pints of blood....all the while eating her waffles*

Its ok love.....I'll have you back good as new in no time.

*hooks Mon up to an IV and gives him 3 pints of blood....all the while eating her waffles*

Its ok love.....I'll have you back good as new in no time.

3 pints? Yay! *does some random thing invalids are supposed to do*

3 pints? Yay! *does some random thing invalids are supposed to do*


umm look pitiful? I didn't do so well when i was invalid... hehe they kicked outta hospital *dances* see im better now tho

*wonders off bumping into randomea* wow you are the sexiest bear i have ever seen, i must have you!

Rawr!
*claws*

Rawr!
*claws*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! *uses genric super hero power to turn himself into a cuddly teddybear* *disembodied voice* this better?

umm look pitiful? I didn't do so well when i was invalid... hehe they kicked outta hospital *dances* see im better now tho

I'm only in here thanks to certain people giving me multiple stab wounds. He shouldn't have taken my waffles in the first place! *does the random invalid thing: playing with fireworks*

*hears the sound of bear claws and growlings*


Hmm.....Is that a Grizzly or is it just Randomea again?

I'm only in here thanks to certain people giving me multiple stab wounds. He shouldn't have taken my waffles in the first place! *does the random invalid thing: playing with fireworks*


ok new castle rule: No waffle stealing. Everyone write their name out with their waffles so we know who they belong to

I'm only in here thanks to certain people giving me multiple stab wounds. He shouldn't have taken my waffles in the first place! *does the random invalid thing: playing with fireworks*

*band-aids your cuts* this will keep the new blood in you'll be spry in no time :)

Yay for band-aids! *Makes castle out of waffles*

*after changing back into a person*

*runs screaming from big scary bear* hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppppppp mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*Takes one look at the bear*

"He went that-a way"

*Points at distant figure of Choqulya*


<IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY>

*See's the bear*

"Hey look, an eagle"

*Kick's bear in the meat an two veg before running off with a fresh salmon*

Mac! You missed all the fun earlier love.......*pulls out her left over waffles and breast of roasted peasant girl and offers to Mac*


how goes it?

Yes, I had the joy of Fluid Mechanics and MATLAB work. Great fun.

*Wolfs down waffles, passes on the peasant girl*

I'm trying to cut down on peasant meat. Too stringy. We want meat off a real person, an NSer.

*Stares at Monotonous with strange look, sharpening knife on a whetstone*

Left over waffles? I'll make some more! *jumps out of bed* *falls over* Maybe not. Don't eat me! *flies onto the roof* *realises humans are incapable of flight**falls* *bleeds *gets into the bunker* *Locks door*

uh oh....Mac is hungry. Run Mono......run!!

*Pulls two-pint tankard of Olde Mrs Fuddlestones Premium Ale out of folds of jacket. Downs it. Walks towards Mono, knife in hand*

I think this jail cell is safe! *locks self in*

*Pulls two-pint tankard of Olde Mrs Fuddlestones Premium Ale out of folds of jacket. Downs it. Walks towards Mono, knife in hand*


OOC: LOL.....I have never seen Mac's pic but the image I already have in my head + this little morsel^^^ just made me laugh. I can so see you doing that ......in my imaginary world of Mac.

OOC: Indeedy. It was going to be kilt, but there isn't much room to hide a tankard in a kilt.

IC:

*Puts head between two bars of the cell door and grins manically, ala Jack Nicholson in The Shining, scratching the door with knife*

"Heeerrrreeee'ssss Maccy"

and there it is......Jack Nicholson. Thats who I imagine you are like/look like.

Hes my fav actor btw. I love Jack and Anthony Hopkins. They are most excellent.





IC: *Lures Mac away from Mono with a keg of beer, a playboy magazine and a Turkey sandwich.*

thata boy....come on Mac.....here boy.....

*joins the spanish inquisition*
No-one expects the spanish inquisition!

OOC: Worryingly enough, I share the same surname as Jack. Mwahahahaha

IC:

*Follows Peechy, snatching at keg of beer*

It better not be bloody American river-water. Want real beer

OOC: Worryingly enough, I share the same surname as Jack. Mwahahahaha

IC:

*Follows Peechy, snatching at keg of beer*

It better not be bloody American river-water. Want real beer


Its that sludge you internationals drink called Guiness. ick my god.....its dreadful

*Reads above post*



*Leaves*

Well, at least I'm still alive.

*Runs back in, stabs Mono repeatedly, then runs off again*

*Reads above post*



*Leaves*


lol....


what ? do you prefer Old English?

lol....


what ? do you prefer Old English?

Real Ale doesn't come on tap. Comes in a bottle, possibly with the old label still attached, having been brewed in a barn somewhere using 'special' ingredients.

*Runs back in, stabs Mono repeatedly, then runs off again*
NOOOOOOOOOO! MY SKIN! Meh. *hooks self up to the IV again*

NOOOOOOOOOO! MY SKIN! Meh. *hooks self up to the IV again*

*Plugs IV into the beer barrel*

Its always beer with you men......pfft.


*trudges off in search for a noble to disect*

*becomes very drunk*
So, so anyway, McLe... Mc... guy, I was like "whoa," and she was like "You are sooooo drunk." and I was like "yay! The birdie dance." and thats when I ran into the wall.

Its always beer with you men......pfft.


*trudges off in search for a noble to disect*

*Whips as she walks away*

*Points at Monotonous, who is currently engrossed in chatting up a hatstand.*

He did it.

*becomes very drunk*
So, so anyway, McLe... Mc... guy, I was like "whoa," and she was like "You are sooooo drunk." and I was like "yay! The birdie dance." and thats when I ran into the wall.


you shouldnt be having intravenous beer with all the blood loss youve had today.

My work is never done.....Collecting enemy scrotums, playing nurse to drunk injured castlemates, writing erotica.........sheesh.

Mac you have a tg

Mac you have a tg

As do you.

*whips out duelling spork*

I challenge you to a du...

Oh wait, we did that.

*uses spork on cake. Cake of DOOM! that is*

I got lucky! *holds up several hats* I WON THE JACKPOT! WOOO...*falls over again*

*whips out duelling spork*

I challenge you to a du...

Oh wait, we did that.

*uses spork on cake. Cake of DOOM! that is*

Those were the days.

*Eyes somewhat dented spork affectionately*

*thinks back to that wonderous day of spork duelling*

I was so smitten with you that day Tribes........*bats eyes*





*wakes up and realizes she just got all googly eyed and lovey dovey which is so un-warrior maidenish*


*slays something*

*Props Mono up in the corner before piling hats and cushions on top of him*

*Props Mono up in the corner before piling hats and cushions on top of him*


Where is Goddess when you need her....she can make a dead man rise up again. She could surely fix Mono up.......

*injects Mono with 12 cc's of peech juice*


if this doesnt bring him 'round.......I'm afraid nothing will.

I REGRET NOTHING! *falls asleep*

I REGRET NOTHING! *falls asleep*


you obviously havent fallen asleep near LP or Hades....



where the hell did Hades go anyway?

edit: thats almost funny^



........almost

*Shaves Mono's eyebrows and writes "TITS" on his forehead in permanent marker*

you obviously havent fallen asleep near LP or Hades....



where the hell did Hades go anyway?

edit: thats almost funny^



........almost

*Hangs head in shame for Peech*

hmmm...



*puts Goth make up on Mono and stuffs a bra with kiwi's and puts it on him. braids his goatee and waxes his legs*


look............hes so pretty!

*wakes up* MONKEY...pancake...spoooooooooooooork.*falls asleep*

*Hangs head in shame for Peech*

i know.....not my best work. Its almost 4pm monday and i havent had lunch.
my wit cells are in need of food

Hmm, I'll let you off Peech. Only cos its you though.

*Prods Mono with a spork*

I REGRET NOTHING! *falls asleep*


you obviously havent fallen asleep near......



wicked.....de.... ja...... vu

Those were the days.

*Eyes somewhat dented spork affectionately*
Ah, those were the days. When men were men, and women watched the spork duels. Now, we roast peasants. PEASANTS! How I long to eat the flesh of a true warrior...

Where is Goddess when you need her....she can make a dead man rise up again. She could surely fix Mono up.......

*injects Mono with 12 cc's of peech juice*


if this doesnt bring him 'round.......I'm afraid nothing will.
*resists urge to say something about 15cc of Tribes Juice :eek: *

I REGRET NOTHING! *falls asleep*
*waves waffle under Monotonous' nose*

This should bring him around

OOC: What? Deja vu? I have NO idea what you are talking about. :rolleyes:
IC: Longton? Waffle? But that means.... who stole my knife? I bet it was the penguins! Yaaar, I be a pirate! Yo ho ho and a... bottle... of.... morphine...*falls asleep... again*

*turns off all lights, hooks up sound system and plays techno dancing around wearing nothing but his kilt twirlng glowsticks while chanting "I'm a jedi"*

What? Deja vu? I have NO idea what you are talking about. :rolleyes:
Everything is different. After the Dejá Vu, everything changed...

OH MY GOD WE ARE IN THE MATRIX!!!

Or not.

*turns off all lights, hooks up sound system and plays techno dancing around wearing nothing but his kilt twirlng glowsticks while chanting "I'm a jedi"*
[yoda voice]Mmm, fucking lunatic you are, mmm[/yoda voice]

*turns off all lights, hooks up sound system and plays techno dancing around wearing nothing but his kilt twirlng glowsticks while chanting "I'm a jedi"*

Good, I thought I was the only one that really did that.

.

OH MY GOD WE ARE IN THE MATRIX!!!


uses matrix powers to dance on ceiling

No. I AM TEH LOONIE! McLeod, play us some piano!
From grand old viking centuries, Up-Helly-Aa has come.... *eats paper* I am Napoleon! wheeeeeee.... *falls asleep*

Good, I thought I was the only one that really did that.



:eek: and me too! Except I wear a grass skirt and use pink glow sticks.

*Look of intense concentration as he slowly plinks out Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on a nearby piano*

[yoda voice]Mmm, fucking lunatic you are, mmm[/yoda voice]

you're just jealous I'm loony!

OOC: I should go now. I need food.
IC: *wears a viking hat* WOO! Up-Helly-Aa! Vikings! Let's go pillaging and raping!

OOC: I should go now. I need food.
IC: *wears a viking hat* WOO! Up-Helly-Aa! Vikings! Let's go pillaging and raping!

*Looks up at the last part before running after Mono*

*turns up music, replaces glow sticks with swords and goes down to the village ....errmm dancing amongst them*

you're just jealous I'm loony!
Dude, read where I am posting from. Believe me, it is you who should be in awe of my lunacy.

*bounces off the walls in his padded cell, gnawing at his bottom lip and yet still managing to look suave, sophisticated and downright sexeh*

:eek: and me too! Except I wear a grass skirt and use pink glow sticks.
I wear a grass skirt too! Except I also wear a coconut bra, and I dance the hula dance as opposed to techno dancing.

Aloha!

Dude, read where I am posting from. Believe me, it is you who should be in awe of my lunacy.

*bounces off the walls in his padded cell, gnawing at his bottom lip and yet still managing to look suave, sophisticated and downright sexeh*


stop that....next thing you know, youll be reading brainy stuff outloud.....and a girl can only take so much you know

I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now for something completely different,

http://www.stu.co.uk/b3ta/spork.jpg

*bounces off the walls in his padded cell, gnawing at his bottom lip and yet still managing to look suave, sophisticated and downright sexeh*

Ish thoroughly impressed *tries same with hilarious results* :eek:

I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hides behind a sofa. A sofa of DOOM! naturally*

*jumps out at Branin and pops a party popper in his face*

SURPRISE!!!

I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*carves "Its about f-ing time you came to the Kazoo you slacker" on Branins forehead to show her affection*

And now for something completely different,

http://www.stu.co.uk/b3ta/spork.jpg


and ironically enough.....that will hit the grocery shelves one day

*hides behind a sofa. A sofa of DOOM! naturally*

*jumps out at Branin and pops a party popper in his face*

SURPRISE!!!

*Screams and fires party cannon at Tribes*

:fluffle: *hides Peech under kilt* i'll save you from having to watch........

And now for something completely different,

http://www.stu.co.uk/b3ta/spork.jpg
[cliché]ROFLMAO!!!!!![/cliché]

I mean that. It was just classic :D

stop that....next thing you know, youll be reading brainy stuff outloud.....and a girl can only take so much you know
I'll read to you whenever, you...slightly scary scrotum collecting maiden you ;)

Ish thoroughly impressed *tries same with hilarious results*You appear to be drunk sir :p

*Screams and fires party cannon at Tribes*
*bleeds and drops party thermonuke on McLeod*

*Entire room darkens as party Death Star (TM) drifts overhead, firing its Uber laser o' Fun at Tribes and his sofa*

I'll read to you whenever, you...slightly scary scrotum collecting maiden you ;)


I can be quite lovely.....but dont tell anyone ;)

:fluffle: *hides Peech under kilt* i'll save you from having to watch........


thats so sweet of you darling.......but you know i love to watch blood and gore and spork wounds taking place

*Entire room darkens as party Death Star (TM) drifts overhead, firing its Uber laser o' Fun at Tribes and his sofa*
*opens a black hole just next to the Death Star (TM), causing it to be crushed to infinite density*

*proximity of black hole to Earth is just close enough to 'suck' McLeod in, but no-one else. Except a few thousand peasants*

thats so sweet of you darling.......but you know i love to watch blood and gore and spork wounds taking place

you can always peek out of the flap in front

you can always peek out of the flap in front


but i'd be facing the other direction if i were under there

*looks innocent*

but i'd be facing the other direction if i were under there

*looks innocent*

*jumps from balcony above n lands touching peech with her front of kilt*

*opens a black hole just next to the Death Star (TM), causing it to be crushed to infinite density*

*proximity of black hole to Earth is just close enough to 'suck' McLeod in, but no-one else. Except a few thousand peasants*

*Throws spork at Tribes as a final gesture before disappearing*

*Throws spork at Tribes as a final gesture before disappearing*
*spork happens to penetrate Tribes' brain, killing him instantly*

*resurrects slightly*

Oh Bugger

*dies*

*spork happens to penetrate Tribes' brain, killing him instantly*

*resurrects slightly*

Oh Bugger

*dies*


:eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Very faint sound of someone doing a victory dance under almost impossibly high gravity*

*spork happens to penetrate Tribes' brain, killing him instantly*

*resurrects slightly*

Oh Bugger

*dies*

you don't want to know how.... but you've been revived ;)

you don't want to know how.... but you've been revived ;)



OoOOoO.....I wanna know!

*pats all her castlemates on the head and feeds them a peech flavored treat*


I'm out......see you guys. :fluffle:

OoOOoO.....I wanna know!

well if you must know i had 2 options:
1. step outside of space time travel back in time grab him jsut before the spork hit then bring him to the future, clone hime bring him back to now, insert clone in the past and allow everything to happen

or

2.i could kiss him


im lazy what do you think i did?

you don't want to know how.... but you've been revived ;)
*touches an 'intimate' area*

I think I can guess the point of revival. Ow

*winces, does a John Wayne walk :eek: *

Dude, you could have taken a tissue sample from somewhere else!

*pats all her castlemates on the head and feeds them a peech flavored treat*


I'm out......see you guys.
*eats treat*

*appears to spasm slightly, then collapses, rolling about and weeping in rapturous joy*

*touches an 'intimate' area*

I think I can guess the point of revival. Ow

*winces, does a John Wayne walk :eek: *

Dude, you could have taken a tissue sample from somewhere else!



you wish :p

Anyone know why women love kilts so much?

you wish :p
Hang on...so who did this to me then?

Anyone know why women love kilts so much?
Er, an early symbol of guys showing their feminine side?

Er, an early symbol of guys showing their feminine side?

where's a woman when ya need them?

I should probably kick myself out of the group... I don't really post in these threads often. :rolleyes:

where's a woman when ya need them?
Ah hem.

Ah hem.

what do women find appealing about kilts?

what do women find appealing about kilts?
Are you talking about the Mr. Romance pageant? In that case, it was the yummy treat we saw wearing them. :fluffle:

Are you talking about the Mr. Romance pageant? In that case, it was the yummy treat we saw wearing them. :fluffle:
talking about normal everyday me

talking about normal everyday me
Hmmm... I dunno. :rolleyes: :D

Hmmm... I dunno. :rolleyes: :D
oh tell me :p i'll let you look under my kilt, n you can see if boys in kilts wear underpants or not

oh tell me :p i'll let you look under my kilt, n you can see if boys in kilts wear underpants or not
Real Scotsmen don't.

The same reason guys like girls in mini-skirts.
Er...growl..grr...rawr.

Real Scotsmen don't.


hehe im irish n they dont either

The same reason guys like girls in mini-skirts.
Er...growl..grr...rawr.
*looks at scary bear n twirls in kilt, then gives it sexy eye-linered look*

*thinks a minute*
*disappears and puts on a kilt, and brings out a tambourine*
*comes out dancing*

*thinks a minute*
*disappears and puts on a kilt, and brings out a tambourine*
*comes out dancing*

*dances to*

*comes back to the castle because she forgot one of her pasties*


wow-members are finally coming to the kazoo....I miss all the good stuff.No wait.....I experience allll the good stuff in here so what am I complaining about?

*puts pasty back on*

*comes back to the castle because she forgot one of her pasties*


wow-members are finally coming to the kazoo....I miss all the good stuff.No wait.....I experience allll the good stuff in here so what am I complaining about?

*puts pasty back on*
why do you like boys in kilts?

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!

Tribes here, just posting to say I'm pissed that my nation just became the 0 of 0, population 0. This is a puppet nation, so sorry for now. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

what do women find appealing about kilts?
Men not being afraid to show it all if there is a sudden gust of wind are pretty sexy... and usually guys who wear kilks have accents and those are a major turn on as well.

why do you like boys in kilts?


well to be honest...I prefer boys to wear jeans and some kind of ruff n tuff boots...like new rock or combat ......plus a t shirt that shows off their arms. Or if I'm in a dressy mood.....something out of GQ mag. Kilts.......I think its the illusion that Scots wear them and nothing under them so its sexy in that aspect, plus easy access if your naughty like that. They are almost too girly for my taste. But depending on who's wearing it.....I can over look the kilt. meow

well to be honest...I prefer boys to wear jeans and some kind of ruff n tuff boots...like new rock or combat ......plus a t shirt that shows off their arms. Or if I'm in a dressy mood.....something out of GQ mag. Kilts.......I think its the illusion that Scots wear them and nothing under them so its sexy in that aspect, plus easy access if your naughty like that. They are almost too girly for my taste. But depending on who's wearing it.....I can over look the kilt. meow
*looks at jeans*

*looks at T-shirt that shows off (albeit not massive) arms*

Just one more...

*looks at tatty pair of old skate trainers*

Damnit!

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!

Tribes here, just posting to say I'm pissed that my nation just became the 0 of 0, population 0. This is a puppet nation, so sorry for now. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


TRIBES! What happened ??????


p.s. you could be wearing a trash bag and flip flops and youd still be irresistible to me.

well to be honest...I prefer boys to wear jeans and some kind of ruff n tuff boots...like new rock or combat ......plus a t shirt that shows off their arms. Or if I'm in a dressy mood.....something out of GQ mag. Kilts.......I think its the illusion that Scots wear them and nothing under them so its sexy in that aspect, plus easy access if your naughty like that. They are almost too girly for my taste. But depending on who's wearing it.....I can over look the kilt. meow

Too girly? *sniff* You can forget that TG agreement young lady.

Too girly? *sniff* You can forget that TG agreement young lady.


Youre not even a Scot! And I said it depends on who's wearing it......and you Mac......well you know you wanna keep that agreement.

Woooooooooow, I'v just noticed that all my NS drinking pals are on here!
(Pals defined as someone who will pull you from a pool of your own vomit, and clean it from at least all the visible parts :D )

OK:

Sir Stag- 'Lord of...err...this thing. Yes, this thing will do.'
Once accused of sexual harassment whilst sitting quietly in the next room.

TRIBES! What happened ??????


p.s. you could be wearing a trash bag and flip flops and youd still be irresistible to me.
*slips into a bin bag and tatty flip-flops to test a hypothesis*

Oh and the wiping of my nation thing - apparently it's going around NationStates. One of the Pacific things has disappeared, so I'm told. Read 'Glitch' in Technical - lots of angry people.

*slips into a bin bag and tatty flip-flops to test a hypothesis*

Oh and the wiping of my nation thing - apparently it's going around NationStates. One of the Pacific things has disappeared, so I'm told. Read 'Glitch' in Technical - lots of angry people.


omg....maybe they will delte peechland and then i can try it with peAchland. like i did in the first place! *grumble*

no i would die if peech got 86'd....soooo sorry love. thats just not right.


EDIT: *drools at suave sexeh guy in the tattered flops and bin bag*

giggle @bin bag...you Brits make me wanna squeeze you!

I'm half scot, thank you very much. More proud of that than to be English. ANd yeah, you're right. Damn you Peechy. Damn you to hell

*Shakes fist angrily at the sky, then twirls kilt and starts playing with hair*

Woooooooooow, I'v just noticed that all my NS drinking pals are on here!
(Pals defined as someone who will pull you from a pool of your own vomit, and clean it from at least all the visible parts :D )

OK:

Sir Stag- 'Lord of...err...this thing. Yes, this thing will do.'
Once accused of sexual harassment whilst sitting quietly in the next room.
New Member!!!!! Yay!!

The first one in about 3 threads. He deserves special stuff

*gasps of 'oohs' and 'aahs' from the omnipresent crowd*

Also, I want my description changed to include 'can induce ecstacy from 50 paces'

I'm half scot, thank you very much. More proud of that than to be English. ANd yeah, you're right. Damn you Peechy. Damn you to hell

*Shakes fist angrily at the sky, then twirls kilt and starts playing with hair*


lol...

Scots rule and you can wear a kilt anytime. Just dont paint your nails again please.

New Member!!!!! Yay!!

The first one in about 3 threads. He deserves special stuff

*gasps of 'oohs' and 'aahs' from the omnipresent crowd*

Also, I want my description changed to include 'can induce ecstacy from 50 paces'

Lay on the freebies!!!!
*Gets bludgeoned by flying macdonalds toys*
Ok....lets try this again.......

Woooooooooow, I'v just noticed that all my NS drinking pals are on here!
(Pals defined as someone who will pull you from a pool of your own vomit, and clean it from at least all the visible parts :D )

OK:

Sir Stag- 'Lord of...err...this thing. Yes, this thing will do.'
Once accused of sexual harassment whilst sitting quietly in the next room.


well occy got banned for 2 weeks so i cant add you since she made thread #6...i knew i shoulda kept making the threads since im here more than she is.....well welcome and start joining us...we will reach the post count in a few days and then i will add you when i make kazoo 7


*carves "welcome to peechland...errr i mean the kazoo" on SD's forehead to show her affections*

*Hides hands*

Er. Ha. Yeah, who did that?

Wasn't me.

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/shiftyeyes3d.gif

Honest guv.

omg....maybe they will delte peechland and then i can try it with peAchland. like i did in the first place! *grumble*

no i would die if peech got 86'd....soooo sorry love. thats just not right.


EDIT: *drools at suave sexeh guy in the tattered flops and bin bag*

giggle @bin bag...you Brits make me wanna squeeze you!

Women like Brits?!
*We're in the money*
I have the cute British accent too! :p
LOOK OUT WORLD! AHAHAHA

Women like Brits?!
*We're in the money*
I have the cute British accent too! :p
LOOK OUT WORLD! AHAHAHA
I don't have the 'cute' British accent. I have the 'Northern' British accent. More specifically, the Lancashire accent. Tha' knows nowt lad.

I don't have the 'cute' British accent. I have the 'Northern' British accent. More specifically, the Lancashire accent. Tha' knows nowt lad.

Well that's kinda cu....

No, even I can't lie that much. Sorry dude, maybe you should just go and live in an old Hovis advert.

well occy got banned for 2 weeks so i cant add you since she made thread #6...i knew i shoulda kept making the threads since im here more than she is.....well welcome and start joining us...we will reach the post count in a few days and then i will add you when i make kazoo 7


*carves "welcome to peechland...errr i mean the kazoo" on SD's forehead to show her affections*

Thats the most genourous and yet most sadistic thing anyone has ever done for me.....and when I heal, I promise to thank you properly :p

omg....maybe they will delte peechland and then i can try it with peAchland. like i did in the first place! *grumble*

no i would die if peech got 86'd....soooo sorry love. thats just not right.


EDIT: *drools at suave sexeh guy in the tattered flops and bin bag*

giggle @bin bag...you Brits make me wanna squeeze you!
Yeah, it sucks. Then again, so does the name of this puppet. I might switch to my other one if I can't get Tribes back.

Hey, do you want to see my hobo dance? Special performance designed for the 'binbag chic' look?

Well that's kinda cu....

No, even I can't lie that much. Sorry dude, maybe you should just go and live in an old Hovis advert.
Don't be stupid! It's pouring down wi' rain!

Oh no, wait. That was a warburtons ad. Buggrit, Millennium hand and shrimp.

Well that's kinda cu....

No, even I can't lie that much. Sorry dude, maybe you should just go and live in an old Hovis advert.

Hahaha!!!
(sorry, one thing I can't do is say 'lol' or 'brb' it gets on my nerves :D )
Well I can do all the accents, so I'm bound to get lucky SOMEtime!

Don't be stupid! It's pouring down wi' rain!

Oh no, wait. That was a warburtons ad. Buggrit, Millennium hand and shrimp.

"Isn't it time you fed your duck?"
"What duck?"

*Ushers a herd of laser-guided penguins through the thread*

"Isn't it time you fed your duck?"
"What duck?"

Uh oh!
*Slams door on Pratchett quotes*
Must..hold....back....tide....
She cannae tak the strain capt'n! :D

*Ushers a herd of laser-guided penguins through the thread*

Damn. All I have is regular instinct guided ones.
Ok guys! Go home! You're obselete!
'Wark?'
Freeloaders

*Ushers a herd of laser-guided penguins through the thread*
*fires a platoon of 'smart' seals at the laser-guided penguins in order to remove the threat*

*smart seals mostly miss and end up maiming thousands of innocent Terns*

*Flies helicopter over the penguins, watching as they all tip over in dodgy poorly animated fashion, a la Channel 4*

*Penguins bounce around a bit, then come back to their feet.*

Sorry, McLeod...this bunch is crossbred with Weebles. A significant design enhancement over the hammer head batch.

Yeah, it sucks. Then again, so does the name of this puppet. I might switch to my other one if I can't get Tribes back.

Hey, do you want to see my hobo dance? Special performance designed for the 'binbag chic' look?


youre damn right I do!


and you Bittish speaking lads need not worry....we American girls cant tell the dif between north, south, east, west, lancashire, Birmingham.....its all music to our ears and makes us sit back in our chairs and sigh.


anyone who wants to send me voice samples- i promise not to stalk you.....well....i'll try.

youre damn right I do!


and you Bittish speaking lads need not worry....we American girls cant tell the dif between north, south, east, west, lancashire, Birmingham.....its all music to our ears and makes us sit back in our chairs and sigh.


anyone who wants to send me voice samples- i promise not to stalk you.....well....i'll try.

Hmm.......American women.........mmmmm.........like British guys?.....
I'm a British guy........
I like American women..........soo.........
*Immigrates*

*Whispers in exageratedly loud voice*

Psst, I think Gael's been drinking again...


Peechy, voice samples? Come on, just listen to Sean Connery. He has the sexiest male voice I've ever heard.

*Whispers in exageratedly loud voice*

Psst, I think Gael's been drinking again...


Peechy, voice samples? Come on, just listen to Sean Connery. He has the sexiest male voice I've ever heard.


My God.....is that what you sound like? *faints*

My God.....is that what you sound like? *faints*

Just slightly more southern. And English. And gravelly. Have you ever heard of Les Dawson?


Oh, and I hearby dedicate this, the 666th post in this thread, to its founder Occidio Multus. May she be back amongst us soon.

*Bows head in a moments remembrance*

*Whispers in exageratedly loud voice*

Psst, I think Gael's been drinking again...


Peechy, voice samples? Come on, just listen to Sean Connery. He has the sexiest male voice I've ever heard.

Nah, I have an accent close to somthing of Pirs Brosnen (Probably spelt very wrong but hey, the JB guy)

Mm....Pearse....

I met him over Christmas in Dublin. :D

youre damn right I do!


and you Bittish speaking lads need not worry....we American girls cant tell the dif between north, south, east, west, lancashire, Birmingham.....its all music to our ears and makes us sit back in our chairs and sigh.


anyone who wants to send me voice samples- i promise not to stalk you.....well....i'll try.
I would, but I don't have a mike for my PC :(

I could send a video with sound, but I'd rather not for...reasons of my own.

Mm....Pearse....

I met him over Christmas in Dublin. :D

Show off.

Mm....Pearse....

I met him over Christmas in Dublin. :D

Really? Did the restraining order run out already? :p

Show off.
:p :D

I also met a bunch of other Irish actors, but I wasn't as familiar with them. And a few scots who were fun to hang out with and watch the EPL games.

:p :D

I also met a bunch of other Irish actors, but I wasn't as familiar with them. And a few scots who were fun to hang out with and watch the EPL games.

*Places Gael on ignore list*

:p :D

I also met a bunch of other Irish actors, but I wasn't as familiar with them. And a few scots who were fun to hang out with and watch the EPL games.

Billy Connely! He is my god......
My statue is almost complete.....I only need some teeth.......
*Grabs hammer*

:p :D

I also met a bunch of other Irish actors, but I wasn't as familiar with them. And a few scots who were fun to hang out with and watch the EPL games.
Yeah well, I met David Borrow, the MP for South Ribble! Yeah, top that.

Oh wait. Meeting a dog would probably top that.

*brain overloads at the thought of all these accents*

god....i cant handle it

let me find an example of what the men sound like where im from....just a sec....

*Places Gael on ignore list*
:(

I love you.. :fluffle:

Yeah well, I met David Borrow, the MP for South Ribble! Yeah, top that.

Oh wait. Meeting a dog would probably top that.
Ohsnap! lol

*brain overloads at the thought of all these accents*

god....i cant handle it

let me find an example of what the men sound like where im from....just a sec....

Cletus from the Simpsons?

*Runs before Peechy returns*

*brain overloads at the thought of all these accents*

god....i cant handle it

let me find an example of what the men sound like where im from....just a sec....
Didn't you say you lived near where deliverance was filmed? If so, I know the male accent of that area. Albeit words like 'Squeal Piggy, Squeal!'

*shudders*

*has to clean self*

:(

I love you.. :fluffle:

Nooooooo, Gael is taken?! :headbang: Sombody set up the noose! I got nothing to live for now! :(

Ohsnap! lol
Ohsnap? Does that mean you met him too? Bah, my claim to fame dies with you.

*Stunned look on face*

*Removes Gael from ignore list*

*Grins insanely, then falls off chair, twitching happily*

http://classweb.gmu.edu/accent/


ok-english speaker #45.......THAT is what the men sound like from around here. Now do you see my fettish????

The closest to me is Birmingham/Leicester, UK.

EDIT: Right, I'm off. See y'all tomorrow.

Unfortunately they don't have Norfolk there. It isn't a comedy site, so they wouldn't. But that's me. Fenlander.

Unfortunately they don't have Norfolk there. It isn't a comedy site, so they wouldn't. But that's me. Fenlander.
Eeeeerrrrrr! Get away from me! :p

Eeeeerrrrrr! Get away from me! :p

"Oi've got a brand new combine 'arvester, and oi'll give you the key"

*Waves webbed hand at GP*

http://classweb.gmu.edu/accent/


ok-english speaker #45.......THAT is what the men sound like from around here. Now do you see my fettish????


AHHHHHHHHHH!
It burns!
I can SEE why you like the british accents

Unfortunately they don't have Norfolk there. It isn't a comedy site, so they wouldn't. But that's me. Fenlander.


you mean theres not one on there that sounds like you???


Tribes.....you have got to actually read to me one day now. shite.

I'm an audial freak of nature.......I'm NONE of these!

you mean theres not one on there that sounds like you???


Tribes.....you have got to actually read to me one day now. shite.

No. Not really. Not at all, in fact.

No. Not really. Not at all, in fact.


well damnit man......that site totally sucks to me now.*pouts*

No. Not really. Not at all, in fact.


well damnit man......that site totally sucks to me now.*pouts*

No. Not really. Not at all, in fact.


well damnit man......that site totally sucks to me now.*pouts*

Yeah, it triple sucks....

*Tumbleweed blows past*

So, guess I'll be buying a microphone then.

Either my voice sounds different on this microphone.......or I sound slightly like an older version of that Harry Potter actor.........
*Runs screaming*

HIP HIP HOOORAY FOR MICROPHONES!!!!!!!!!!

*dances to the song "Golden Years' by David Bowie*

and I look cute doing it too!



"Angelllllllllllll"

Well good night all, I'd stay up longer but I think theres a medical limit to the amount of coffee you can drink. And besides, the walls are starting to close in........... :(

Dang, a guy moves, and he's removed of his royal title! Bullocks! :mad:

*grabs testes from his sister and throws them at the unwashed masses*

Dang, a guy moves, and he's removed of his royal title! Bullocks! :mad:

*grabs testes from his sister and throws them at the unwashed masses*


contrair mon frair........see post #1......you think I'd ever let anyone remove you? ;)

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.

I need to finish my dinner. Penguins and :fluffle: 's for all!

contrair mon frair........see post #1......you think I'd ever let anyone remove you? ;)

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.
My Sweeties! How are you sis? Haven't visited our kingdom in a while, had to make sure Sassie took with Grandma (no biting), and then I got my own bachelor pad, and a new Rottweiler too.

*passes out lots of "party favors" to celebrate the new place and baby girl*

EDIT: Found me... :D :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

My Sweeties! How are you sis? Haven't visited our kingdom in a while, had to make sure Sassie took with Grandma (no biting), and then I got my own bachelor pad, and a new Rottweiler too.

*passes out lots of "party favors" to celebrate the new place and baby girl*

EDIT: Found me... :D :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


a rotty! :eek: Whats his/her name?? I sent you a tele btw. I was worried bout you bro. Hows the pad? Send me pics of your new place! Welcome back to the online world.....I imagine there were a lot of ladies in distress lately due to your absence ;)


ok I'm out....bye Mac :fluffle: bye Eichen :fluffle:

Laters.


And laters all else as well. I have a lecture in not very many hours, and need sleep.


Oh, and :fluffle: for Gael. *Growls*

*rumages through the castle fridge in hopes of leftover waffles and peasant bacon*

*sitting on the window sill overlooking the guillotine, she is writing furiously in her diary*



ooc: my pc is driving me insane!!! I'm suffering from withdrawal! And I can't get to my stories... *lip trembles before she starts to sob*

*sitting on the window sill overlooking the guillotine, she is writing furiously in her diary*



ooc: my pc is driving me insane!!! I'm suffering from withdrawal! And I can't get to my stories... *lip trembles before she starts to sob*


we need a back up file system for this sort of thing! I have a story going as well <ee-veel grin>
two actually........


*strolls over to Goddess for a hot steamy 30 minute good morning kiss*

we need a back up file system for this sort of thing! I have a story going as well <ee-veel grin>
two actually........


*strolls over to Goddess for a hot steamy 30 minute good morning kiss*

*she loses all sense of time, lost in the sweet embrace of her golden lover*
Yes... maybe... sharing f...f....files....mmmmm.... should be our.... back ... system...
*grabs Peeches's hair, pulls gently back to extend her lovely neck and starts nibbling*

*she loses all sense of time, lost in the sweet embrace of her golden lover*
Yes... maybe... sharing f...f....files....mmmmm.... should be our.... back ... system...
*grabs Peeches's hair, pulls gently back to extend her lovely neck and starts nibbling*


*tingly from the playful nibbles, she takes Goddess's face into her hands and pulls her in closer for the last few moments of passion before tearing herself away from her delightfully delicious lover*

*tingly from the playful nibbles, she takes Goddess's face into her hands and pulls her in closer for the last few moments of passion before tearing herself away from her delightfully delicious lover*


*fans self, trying to put some order to her mussed hair*



ooc: we've got to stop meeting like this at the office... lol

*fans self, trying to put some order to her mussed hair*



ooc: we've got to stop meeting like this at the office... lol


I know...and I dare not read the Corner Chair again and then post in here. Something besides my brain ends up directing my fingers what to type

*sprints through the castle, completely starkers*

Afternoon all!

*sprints through the castle, completely starkers*

Afternoon all!

LOL
Please, Tribes, do it again... I haven't quite captured it yet...
*she sketches frantically*

*drops waffle in shock* * eats another waffle*

*slices MONO's big ass signature into tiny pieces*


thats too friggin big

LOL
Please, Tribes, do it again... I haven't quite captured it yet...
*she sketches frantically*
*sprints through in the opposite direction, carrying a pterodactyl leg. Roasted, of course*

OK then Goddess!!

*using all her divine talent, she captures Tribes as he streaks by again. laughing evilly*
That should do it. Nice addition to my book...

*using all her divine talent, she captures Tribes as he streaks by again. laughing evilly*
That should do it. Nice addition to my book...
*picks teeth with a peasant's rib*

Yeah, I'm in 'the Book'. And I'm not talking about the good book either, although I did get a few mentions in that one...

...something about snakes. It was all a bit...metaphysical.

*Magically appears from mysterious reverse singularity in the corner of the room*

Evenin' all.

*picks teeth with a peasant's rib*

Yeah, I'm in 'the Book'. And I'm not talking about the good book either, although I did get a few mentions in that one...

...something about snakes. It was all a bit...metaphysical.

*evil laugh*
MY book is good, in a naughty kind of way... there is a section dedicated to you and your grand entrances... and use of tongues *naughty chuckle*

*Magically appears from mysterious reverse singularity in the corner of the room*

Evenin' all.
*curses to self*

Damn, he found the emergency exit. Stupid bloody health and safety, force me to put an emergency exit in a black hole in case of fire...I'll give them emergency exitAfternoon, McLeod!

*Magically appears from mysterious reverse singularity in the corner of the room*

Evenin' all.

err... how about hello, since I consider this afternoon?
*she yawns and stretches on her tassled pillow pile*

*glares at Tribes*

Oh. Its you.

*Flicks back coat, revealling dozens of sheathed sporks*

*Falls through ceiling*
*Gets up hurridly and dusts self off*
Ahem....well....did you know you have some exeedingly back structural props up there? Erm....yes.
*Calls up though hole in ceiling*
Same time next week!

*glares at Tribes*

Oh. Its you.

*Flicks back coat, revealling dozens of sheathed sporks*
Hah, you are no match for me.

*produces a large, strange looking intrument*

Look at her - made by the swiss, can handle any situation...


...that's right. FEAR MY SWISS ARMY SPORK!!!!!

*brandishes menacingly, whilst simultanously opening a can of pineapple rings and unscrewing a bolt*

*Falls through ceiling*
*Gets up hurridly and dusts self off*
Ahem....well....did you know you have some exeedingly back structural props up there? Erm....yes.
*Calls up though hole in ceiling*
Same time next week!
Bah. You haven't lived in this castle until you've fallen through the ceiling thanks to a marathon bonk. Welcome, my son. Welcome, to the machine.

Hah, you are no match for me.

*produces a large, strange looking intrument*

Look at her - made by the swiss, can handle any situation...


...that's right. FEAR MY SWISS ARMY SPORK!!!!!

*brandishes menacingly, whilst simultanously opening a can of pineapple rings and unscrewing a bolt*

*Hesitates momentarily, a glimmer of fear crossing his face*

*Draws two razor sharp diamond edged sporks before dropping into a low fighting stance*

Bah. You haven't lived in this castle until you've fallen through the ceiling thanks to a marathon bonk. Welcome, my son. Welcome, to the machine.

*Looks in wonderment up at the hole in the ceiling*
Today.....I start living............

*she rolls on her stomach, knees bent and legs crossed, her head nestled in her hands and watches the boys at play*

*Looks in wonderment up at the hole in the ceiling*
Today.....I start living............
Indeed. And today I die, apparently...
*Hesitates momentarily, a glimmer of fear crossing his face*

*Draws two razor sharp diamond edged sporks before dropping into a low fighting stance*...at least judging from McLeod's sporks, I have no chance. Ah well.

*whips out swiss army spork, splaying many deadly ends of the multipurpose tool of death and can opening (and fish scaling, and tooth picking...)*

If I die, I go down having planted at least three duelling spork ends in your thigh!!
*runs at McLeod*

Indeed. And today I die, apparently...
...at least judging from McLeod's sporks, I have no chance. Ah well.

*whips out swiss army spork, splaying many deadly ends of the multipurpose tool of death and can opening (and fish scaling, and tooth picking...)*

If I die, I go down having planted at least three duelling spork ends in your thigh!!
*runs at McLeod*

*Sidesteps Tribes, and watches him run past*

*she rolls on her stomach, knees bent and legs crossed, her head nestled in her hands and watches the boys at play*

I wasn't aware this was a spectator sport
*Grins*
Although attractive men are involved
*Sits near CG*

I wasn't aware this was a spectator sport
*Grins*
Although attractive men are involved
*Sits near CG*

Well, I am Expert Voyeur, you know, it's part of the job description.
*she gives in along sidelong glance*
Want a chocolate? *presents him with a golden box of 12 chocolates*

*Sidesteps Tribes, and watches him run past*

*enters the room just in time to receive a swiss army spork to the midsection, collapses* Gasp! I did it... for chocolate... *head falls to the side, eyes close and darkness envelopes Jocabia*

Well, I am Expert Voyeur, you know, it's part of the job description.
*she gives in along sidelong glance*
Want a chocolate? *presents him with a golden box of 12 chocolates*

Ooo, very nice
*Pops one in mouth*
Mmm, as tasty as you look.....so.....belgian chocolate I'd say
*Grins*

*enters the room just in time to receive a swiss army spork to the midsection, collapses* Gasp! I did it... for chocolate... *head falls to the side, eyes close and darkness envelopes Jocabia*

*sighs*
You can 't let men play with sharp objects.
*she gets up, goes to Jocabia, pulls out the swiss army knife from his midsection, glares at Tribes*
If it's not resurrecting you after you play, it's someone else...
*she licks Jocabia's wound, healing it as she licks*

*enters the room just in time to receive a swiss army spork to the midsection, collapses* Gasp! I did it... for chocolate... *head falls to the side, eyes close and darkness envelopes Jocabia*

*Sinks to kneees*
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
So young! SO YOUNG!!!!

Ooo, very nice
*Pops one in mouth*
Mmm, as tasty as you look.....so.....belgian chocolate I'd say
*Grins*

Belgian? Me?

LOL

My own, special, recipe...

Belgian? Me?

LOL

My own, special, recipe...

Belgian? No, damn fine? I'm sticking to that one
*chuckles*
Well I won't insult you by asking for the recipie...women need some secrets
*Winks*

I don't count as new?
*stops dancing and attacks the nearest human being with 'her' claws*

Oh..better give myself a title:
Her Regal Randomness, Randomea.

ooc:(and I'll get my accent soon enough, got my plug-ins working \o/ but I don't want them competing with All I Ask of You)

I don't count as new?
*stops dancing and attacks the nearest human being with 'her' claws*

Oh..better give myself a title:
Her Regal Randomness, Randomea.

ooc:(and I'll get my accent soon enough, got my plug-ins working \o/ but I don't want them competing with All I Ask of You)

*she looks up from licking and grins at Randomea*
Want to share?

Woooooooooow, I'v just noticed that all my NS drinking pals are on here!
(Pals defined as someone who will pull you from a pool of your own vomit, and clean it from at least all the visible parts :D )

OK:

Sir Stag- 'Lord of...err...this thing. Yes, this thing will do.'
Once accused of sexual harassment whilst sitting quietly in the next room.

MY intro :D

*sighs*
You can 't let men play with sharp objects.
*she gets up, goes to Jocabia, pulls out the swiss army knife from his midsection, glares at Tribes*
If it's not resurrecting you after you play, it's someone else...
*she licks Jocabia's wound, healing it as she licks*

*stands up, dusts himself off*

I knew that would work that's why I left my anti-death-from-spork-abdomen-covering silk armor at home.

*slays cheerleader*

Like I said, I did it for chocolate. Hi, Chocolate.

*runs a finger through the trail of blood and saliva on his belly and brings the finger to his mouth*

Mmmmm...

Did I just kill someone?

Ah well...

*lunges at McLeod, planting three demonic spork blades in McLeod's upper thigh, causing a rupture in the femoral artery*

OOC: I need a title, huh? Let's see Sir Jocabia, Lord of the Dance (no, I think that one's taken). How about - Sir Jocabia, A spicy, spicy bit of Knightly Goodness - once took a spork to the midsection to seduce a goddess.

*stands up, dusts himself off*

I knew that would work that's why I left my anti-death-from-spork-abdomen-covering silk armor at home.

*slays cheerleader*

Like I said, I did it for chocolate. Hi, Chocolate.

*runs a finger through the trail of blood and saliva on his belly and brings the finger to his mouth*

Mmmmm...

NIce of you to finally show up. Thought Peeches and would have to drag you here... and don't you know it, she's gone scrotum hunting...

Did I just kill someone?

Ah well...

*lunges at McLeod, planting three demonic spork blades in McLeod's upper thigh, causing a rupture in the femoral artery*

Nooo, not the femoral artery, its my favourite one!

OOC: I need a title, huh? Let's see Sir Jocabia, Lord of the Dance (no, I think that one's taken). How about - Sir Jocabia, A spicy, spicy bit of Knightly Goodness - once took a spork to the midsection to seduce a goddess.

ooc: How very interesting... Lay on the charm, babe, I can take it! lol
must be on my sig...

*slaps McLeod with a waffle*