NationStates Jolt Archive

Nooo, not the femoral artery, its my favourite one!
And now, to finish you once and for all...

*produces a comfy chair*

No! Not the.... comfy chair!

And now, to finish you once and for all...

*produces a comfy chair*


THE UPHOLSTRY! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!

OOC: Hehe, be back after some fooooooood :D

No! Not the.... comfy chair!
*eats one of monotonous' waffles*

*pushes Longton into the comfy chair* Now you just wait there, and I'll go find some more waffles. *starts up the infinite improbability drive*

(Meh I guess something between Littlehampton (38) and Great Yarmouth (110), I'll record myself doing it later :p Not that it matters, no Brit finds a Southerner accent sexy.)

*realises the bear outfit's fairly limited*

*cuts a peasant's throat with a claw and gnaws on a leg whilst leaving the rest for someone else*

*pushes Longton into the comfy chair* Now you just wait there, and I'll go find some more waffles. *starts up the infinite improbability drive*
Wait a minute! You aren't Zaphod!

EDIT: Hey CG, there is a picture of (part of) me on NS. Find it and I give you another one...

Wait a minute! You aren't Zaphod!
I have a spare IID. I keep it next to the waffle-maker.

I have a spare IID. I keep it next to the waffle-maker.
Can I get a good cup of tea on your IID?

Can I get a good cup of tea on your IID?
How improbable is it that a cup of tea would appear?

How improbable is it that a cup of tea would appear?
What are the combined probabilities of a plant evolving into the tea plant, only on Earth and only in certain regions, the plant then being picked and used by our ancestors to make boiled water more tasty, then it our tastes changing to accommodate many different types of tea leaf in our boiled water, then one region becoming into India, then the English invading India, then us taking tea and adding various items such as milk and sugar, then it becoming a highly popular drink?

EDIT: If CG is online, my offer of other bits of me going on pictures still stands...

Indians?
*goes off into a rage and slaughters hundreds with her claws and teeth*

Wait a minute! You aren't Zaphod!

EDIT: Hey CG, there is a picture of (part of) me on NS. Find it and I give you another one...
:eek:

*notices peech is not addressed in this little scavenger hunt even though she would denounce scrotums forever if only to catch a glimpse of Tribes*



*returns to castle twirling a stainless steel spork between her fingers*


You will not even guess what I just had for dessert........naked pic of me for anyone who guesses.

:eek:

*notices peech is not addressed in this little scavenger hunt even though she would denounce scrotums forever if only to catch a glimpse of Tribes*Sorry dear. CG has been bugging me for ages, and I didn't think you were online. Ah well, the offer stands for you too. If you can find a picture of part of me on this site (and in general too!) then I'll give you another.

*returns to castle twirling a stainless steel spork between her fingers*


You will not even guess what I just had for dessert........naked pic of me for anyone who guesses.
Pecan pie?
Mississippi Mudcake?
Baked Alaska?
A peasant?
Two peasants?
Chocolate mousse?
Swiss Roll?
Madeira cake?
Spotted Dick? (clutching at straws there)
Chocolate body paste? ;)

:eek:

*notices peech is not addressed in this little scavenger hunt even though she would denounce scrotums forever if only to catch a glimpse of Tribes*



*returns to castle twirling a stainless steel spork between her fingers*


You will not even guess what I just had for dessert........naked pic of me for anyone who guesses.
Peech cobbler?

*tea appears* That was lucky.

which part of you is it? Will I be able to recognize its a person or a body part? All serious questions .


No- the bosses took us out and we ordered dessert and it was a picture of this huge chocolate cake with ice cream and fudge sauce and whipped cream and I said what about this? And our server (I kid you not)says: Thats what we like to call "The Chocolate Goddess". I said :eek: which of course no one at the table understood why I couldnt speak properly.....but I ordered it and took it back to my office and devoured it. Can you even believe?


The funniest part is that when I opened the drawer in the kitchen back here at the office .....I had the choice of a fork, knife, spoon or a long forgotten about pre-wrapped SPORK . You know , that has a napkin and salt and pepper already wrapped up together......I thought to myself "how dedicated am i as a kazoo member to be eating a chocolate goddess with a spork?"


I f-ing win the Kazoo award damnit.

Sauteed peaches in a rich, creamy chocolate sauce? Sprinkled with a snow of sweet icing sugar and round innocent red cherries?

Hmm...I wonder if I should put up an image of myself in the thread......I havn't done it yet because I really am a friggin wierdo, but everyone else seems to have done so......

which part of you is it? Will I be able to recognize its a person or a body part? All serious questions .


No- the bosses took us out and we ordered dessert and it was a picture of this huge chocolate cake with ice cream and fudge sauce and whipped cream and I said what about this? And our server (I kid you not)says: Thats what we like to call "The Chocolate Goddess". I said :eek: which of course no one at the table understood why I couldnt speak properly.....but I ordered it and took it back to my office and devoured it. Can you even believe?


The funniest part is that when I opened the drawer in the kitchen back here at the office .....I had the choice of a fork, knife, spoon or a long forgotten about pre-wrapped SPORK . You know , that has a napkin and salt and pepper already wrapped up together......I thought to myself "how dedicated am i as a kazoo member to be eating a chocolate goddess with a spork?"


I f-ing win the Kazoo award damnit.
I'll bive you a clue - there are phalanges in it. :confused:

And you win the Royals thread any day. Especially when paired with CG. In the words of a self professed elite hacker (not me) P33ch+CG=t3h \/\/1n!

I'll give you another clue peech - it's on page two of General in a thread with less than two pages.

I'll give you another clue peech - it's on page two of General in a thread with less than two pages.


DO I WIN? (http://img2.echo.cx/my.php?image=10002189jq.jpg)

Originally Posted by Peechland
which part of you is it? Will I be able to recognize its a person or a body part? All serious questions .


No- the bosses took us out and we ordered dessert and it was a picture of this huge chocolate cake with ice cream and fudge sauce and whipped cream and I said what about this? And our server (I kid you not)says: Thats what we like to call "The Chocolate Goddess". I said which of course no one at the table understood why I couldnt speak properly.....but I ordered it and took it back to my office and devoured it. Can you even believe?


The funniest part is that when I opened the drawer in the kitchen back here at the office .....I had the choice of a fork, knife, spoon or a long forgotten about pre-wrapped SPORK . You know , that has a napkin and salt and pepper already wrapped up together......I thought to myself "how dedicated am i as a kazoo member to be eating a chocolate goddess with a spork?"


I f-ing win the Kazoo award damnit.

*bows low to her golden warrior mistress and hands her a chocolate trophy*
So... how did dessert taste? *evil grin*

which part of you is it? Will I be able to recognize its a person or a body part? All serious questions .


No- the bosses took us out and we ordered dessert and it was a picture of this huge chocolate cake with ice cream and fudge sauce and whipped cream and I said what about this? And our server (I kid you not)says: Thats what we like to call "The Chocolate Goddess". I said :eek: which of course no one at the table understood why I couldnt speak properly.....but I ordered it and took it back to my office and devoured it. Can you even believe?


The funniest part is that when I opened the drawer in the kitchen back here at the office .....I had the choice of a fork, knife, spoon or a long forgotten about pre-wrapped SPORK . You know , that has a napkin and salt and pepper already wrapped up together......I thought to myself "how dedicated am i as a kazoo member to be eating a chocolate goddess with a spork?"


I f-ing win the Kazoo award damnit.

Dammit, I didn't get my guess. I want my guess. Um, was it... The Chocolate Goddess... in the dining room... with a spork? I want my pictures, goddammit!!!

*starts whipping (that's right I used the word whipping) sporks*

DO I WIN? (http://img2.echo.cx/my.php?image=10002189jq.jpg)

Beaten by a few seconds... *sobs*

ooc and Jolt was acting against me... *mutters*

*bows low to her golden warrior mistress and hands her a chocolate trophy*
So... how did dessert taste? *evil grin*


Sinfully sweet ........just like.........someone else....erm I mean somthing else I know.

*bows low to her golden warrior mistress and hands her a chocolate trophy*
So... how did dessert taste? *evil grin*

I bet it was sweeeeeeet.

*licks lips and silently wishes they weren't his*




OOC: I'm in someone's sig!!!

Sinfully sweet ........just like.........someone else....erm I mean somthing else I know.

Hmmm...care to share, Peech?

Sinfully sweet ........just like.........someone else....erm I mean somthing else I know.

*licks her warrior princess'... assets*
That's soo nice of you to say...

Dammit, I didn't get my guess. I want my guess. Um, was it... The Chocolate Goddess... in the dining room... with a spork? I want my pictures, goddammit!!!

*starts whipping (that's right I used the word whipping) sporks*


Now I have images of a naughty game of Clue in my head......wouldnt that be a neat game!

Joc....we will have more challenges and more prizes throughout the kazoo. We are just glad you are here now. Whats your title love?

Hmmm...care to share, Peech?

Sputnik! :eek: In the Kazoo? *sings "Its Raining Men"*

I most definitely would share with you darlin'........I mean after all......youre buying me a new truck -its the least I can do ;)

Sputnik! :eek: In the Kazoo? *sings "Its Raining Men"*

I most definitely would share with you darlin'........I mean after all......youre buying me a new truck -its the least I can do ;)


P33ch+CG+N3|_|7=73h \/\/1N

Someone I know will be very flattered...

Beaten by a few seconds... *sobs*

ooc and Jolt was acting against me... *mutters*


ooc: I was battling with Jolt as well. I was saying "oh crap....CG is going to beat me to the post with Tribes pic!!" "arrrrg"

Two flavors...one mind....its uncanny

Sputnik! :eek: In the Kazoo? *sings "Its Raining Men"*

I most definitely would share with you darlin'........I mean after all......youre buying me a new truck -its the least I can do ;)


LOL...too bad I wont be out of the AF by the end of July ;)


(in my own 1337 5P33|<: P33CH+CG+N3|_|7=73H \/\/1N)

I bet it was sweeeeeeet.

*licks lips and silently wishes they weren't his*




OOC: I'm in someone's sig!!!


ooc: yeah, baby, yeah! It's to reward you for coming over to the naughty side... héhéhéhé

Aha, my pic is up
If you look at it...don't ask, I just do :D

Now I have images of a naughty game of Clue in my head......wouldnt that be a neat game!

Joc....we will have more challenges and more prizes throughout the kazoo. We are just glad you are here now. Whats your title love?

OOC: Read TCG's sig

Mmmmm... naughty clue. You missed the first act of my play entitled "The Seduction of the Goddess and other assorted playthings".

Hmmm... that spork tore my shirt. *removes it*

ooc: I was battling with Jolt as well. I was saying "oh crap....CG is going to beat me to the post with Tribes pic!!" "arrrrg"

Two flavors...one mind....its uncanny


I know... that's why we are sooo fascinated with each other...

I know... that's why we are sooo fascinated with each other...


Mmmmm...I like that flavor...

OOC: Read TCG's sig

Mmmmm... naughty clue. You missed the first act of my play entitled "The Seduction of the Goddess and other assorted playthings".

Hmmm... that spork tore my shirt. *removes it*

Well, now. that is more like it
*admires his... err... her talented healing*

Peech and Chocolate flavour? Bizarre.

I most definitely would share with you darlin'........I mean after all......youre buying me a new truck -its the least I can do ;)


Just remember, you have to let me drive your car...

LOL...too bad I wont be out of the AF by the end of July ;)


(in my own 1337 5P33|<: P33CH+CG+N3|_|7=73H \/\/1N)


you can get a weekend pass and we will go have dessert in the back of the Malibu

I know... that's why we are sooo fascinated with each other...

You know what goes well with Chocolate and Peeches, my neck. *exposes neck to TCG and Peech*

you can get a weekend pass and we will go have dessert in the back of the Malibu



oooh...

I dunno if I could weasel that...tryin to save some cash for when I move in with a good friend of mine...Of course, after that you could swing by whenever and I'll take up on on that offer ;)

you can get a weekend pass and we will go have dessert in the back of the Malibu

*already picture the back of the Malibu and fans self*

Peech and Chocolate flavour? Bizarre.


well yes but thats one reason its so delicious *licks lips*

You know what goes well with Chocolate and Peeches, my neck. *exposes neck to TCG and Peech*

*licks and nibbles at offered neck*

Peech and Chocolate flavour? Bizarre.


Mmmm, I'd buy the recipie book with THAT in :D

well yes but thats one reason its so delicious *licks lips*
I'm more of a mint person, but whatever.

Mmmm, I'd buy the recipie book with THAT in :D

*she looks at Stag and winks*
There is always plenty here, my sweet...

oooh...

I dunno if I could weasel that...tryin to save some cash for when I move in with a good friend of mine...Of course, after that you could swing by whenever and I'll take up on on that offer ;)


*keeps up with 'Niks calendar and moving plans.........*

youve got yourself a deal ;)

I'm more of a mint person, but whatever.

Mint Chocolate, Peaches poached in wine and mint... Mint chocolate mousse... or peach mousse withmint for that matter... the possibilities are limitless

I'm more of a mint person, but whatever.


*looks around the castle for a mint flavored scrotum*

Ask and ye shall receive.........*shoves it in Mono's mouth*

*licks and nibbles at offered neck*

I love when a woman, a goddess no less, puts her mouth on my neck.

*slays a 34-year-old virgin that lives with his mother and plays AD&D every saturday night in TCG's honor*

*she looks at Stag and winks*
There is always plenty here, my sweet...

*Looks round*
That can't be right..........I'm still alive....... :p
*Samples goods*
lol

You know what goes well with Chocolate and Peeches, my neck. *exposes neck to TCG and Peech*

*is careful not to pierce the jugular vein*

This ones a keeper

I love when a woman, a goddess no less, puts her mouth on my neck.

*slays a 34-year-old virgin that lives with his mother and plays AD&D every saturday night in TCG's honor*


ooc LOL, that could almost be me... well minus the virgin and mother... and playing AD&D every Saturday night... I was more 16 when I did that...

*is careful not to pierce the jugular vein*

This ones a keeper

Oh yes, my lover, after all the cajoling we had to do to get him here... he's a keeper...

*is careful not to pierce the jugular vein*

This ones a keeper

Careful, if you hit the jugular... it spurts.

Goddess, that's why I chose him for you. Look deep inside your darkest secrets and you will find a spicy, spice bit of Knightly Goodness.

Mint Chocolate, Peaches poached in wine and mint... Mint chocolate mousse... or peach mousse withmint for that matter... the possibilities are limitless
Yay! Limitless! *makes mint waffles*

You know, I think I much prefer peaches and chocolate not covered in ANYTHING :p

You know, I think I much prefer peaches and chocolate not covered in ANYTHING :p

*she struts around, wearing nothing but her whip around her waist, and hankle bracelets*
What are you talking about? I never wear anything!

You know, I think I much prefer peaches and chocolate not covered in ANYTHING :p

I've got something I'd like to see em covered in...

Careful, if you hit the jugular... it spurts.

Goddess, that's why I chose him for you. Look deep inside your darkest secrets and you will find a spicy, spice bit of Knightly Goodness.

I have many deep, dark secrets in the deepest, darkest... err *fans herself* part of me...

*she struts around, wearing nothing but her whip around her waist, and hankle bracelets*
What are you talking about? I never wear anything!

:eek: ........... :) .......... :D :p

Your bum does SO not look big in that :p

I've got something I'd like to see em covered in...

I almost choked on a Triscuit just now.....


*approaches Goddess and gently removes the whip from around her waist,with her saber. Pulls her in close for a deep, soft, sensual kiss....*

I havent had one of these since this morning......

I almost choked on a Triscuit just now.....



From laughter or disgust?

I almost choked on a Triscuit just now.....


*approaches Goddess and gently removes the whip from around her waist,with her saber. Pulls her in close for a deep, soft, sensual kiss....*

I havent had one of these since this morning......

And saint Peter didn't even have to let me in!!!!! :p

I have many deep, dark secrets in the deepest, darkest... err *fans herself* part of me...

*begins to explore the deepest, darkest part of her* Hmmm... not that deep... Look! I've hit bottom.

I like to see Chocolate and Peech covered in lots of things... mostly sweat from a long, hard... workout.

By the way, now that you can see it... do you think my neck is too thick?

Oh Staggardly one, why are you wearing that coat?

*strokes her coat*
Why have leather, when you can have the fur too?

I almost choked on a Triscuit just now.....


*approaches Goddess and gently removes the whip from around her waist,with her saber. Pulls her in close for a deep, soft, sensual kiss....*

I havent had one of these since this morning......

*she loses herself in her soft embrace, dazed and hot*

From laughter or disgust?


from laughter and some very hot imagery.......meowww

Oh Staggardly one, why are you wearing that coat?

*strokes her coat*
Why have leather, when you can have the fur too?

I'm sorry? Was that in reference to me?
*Strokes her coat with her.....*
If not.....I have just been severley dissapointed.....

*she loses herself in her soft embrace, dazed and hot*

*shivers* It's cold in here with no shirt on and no one keeping me warm. Oh, well. *replaces shirt*

from laughter and some very hot imagery.......meowww

LMAO...and with that, I'm off to work for the night...

*shivers* It's cold in here with no shirt on and no one keeping me warm. Oh, well. *replaces shirt*

Come closer then...

LMAO...and with that, I'm off to work for the night...


dont work too hard sweet cakes......see you

Come closer then...

OOC: the TG with your emails went off to broken ass system hell. Can you TG me again? Maybe include a picture :fluffle:

*Jocabia nuzzles up against Chocolate and licks her breastbone* Mmmm... tastes like... chocolate.

OOC: the TG with your emails went off to broken ass system hell. Can you TG me again? Maybe include a picture :fluffle:

*Jocabia nuzzles up against Chocolate and licks her breastbone* Mmmm... tastes like... chocolate.

Really?
*Tastes her collerbone and licks lips*
Hmm......
*Licks all the womens collerbones in the room*
You know...theres a science to this....I shall henceforth dedicate my life to the same!

I'm sorry? Was that in reference to me?
*Strokes her coat with her.....*
If not.....I have just been severley dissapointed.....
*growls softly*
Indeed it was.
You like it? I find claws are much better for ripping and shredding, and of course the teeth...all the better to bite with Miss. Ridinghood.

Really?
*Tastes her collerbone and licks lips*
Hmm......
*Licks all the womens collerbones in the room*
You know...theres a science to this....I shall henceforth dedicate my life to the same!

Sir, you must watch what I do and not simply listen as you do not wish to bastardize my science. Breastbone = sternum in the middle of the chest, thus the name. Much more fun than the collarbone, but feel free to conduct your own studies.

*growls softly*
Indeed it was.
You like it? I find claws are much better for ripping and shredding, and of course the teeth...all the better to bite with Miss. Ridinghood.

Really? Well....claws are occasionally hard to manovour....I don't suppose you need help removing that coat?
*Begins to take off her coat*
There are some very fiddley catches here.......
*winks*

Sir, you must watch what I do and not simply listen as you do not wish to bastardize my science. Breastbone = sternum in the middle of the chest, thus the name. Much more fun than the collarbone, but feel free to conduct your own studies.

The point is made! The science must explore all parts of a womans body to fully be complete!

DO I WIN? (http://img2.echo.cx/my.php?image=10002189jq.jpg)
Well, it's taking forever to load at the moment....

*waits*

*waits some more*

*taps foot impatiently*

*grabs screen and shakes it shouting "What the fcuk is wrong with you, you worthless piece of excrement! I'm going to put my sodding foot right through your monitor your hunk of shit! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*

*sips tea*

*AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*image appears*

Yes! I shall reward you soon with another picture...

Well, it's taking forever to load at the moment....

*waits*

*waits some more*

*taps foot impatiently*

*grabs screen and shakes it shouting "What the fcuk is wrong with you, you worthless piece of excrement! I'm going to put my sodding foot right through your monitor your hunk of shit! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!*

*sips tea*

*AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*image appears*

Yes! I shall reward you soon with another picture...

yay my little crumpet!!!!!

yay my little crumpet!!!!!
*dances. nude. around a fire*

I'll get you another pic in a bit. Something embarassing about taking pictures of yourself with someone else in the room (not a 'dirty' pic, but still...)

OOC: the TG with your emails went off to broken ass system hell. Can you TG me again? Maybe include a picture :fluffle:

*Jocabia nuzzles up against Chocolate and licks her breastbone* Mmmm... tastes like... chocolate.

ooc slick, Jocabia, very slick... tg

I have another part that tastes like... my very own special chocolate sauce too!

*dances. nude. around a fire*

I'll get you another pic in a bit. Something embarassing about taking pictures of yourself with someone else in the room (not a 'dirty' pic, but still...)


ooc LMAO i know... i have a few of those and Goddess, they make me laugh! I delete more than half...

*dances. nude. around a fire*

I'll get you another pic in a bit. Something embarassing about taking pictures of yourself with someone else in the room (not a 'dirty' pic, but still...)


lol...you are too precious

ooc slick, Jocabia, very slick... tg

I have another part that tastes like... my very own special chocolate sauce too!

*begins to search for that special part... licks* same *licks* same *licks* same *licks* Mmmmm... this one. It's sweet, it's chocolaty (no idea how to spell chocolatey), it's salty and oh, boy it's good. *licks more* Is there no end to the chocolaty (still don't know how to spell it) goodness? Every time I lick more appears *grins evilly*

EDIT: You have been emailed by the Spicy Sir Jocabia

lol...you are too precious
^^Should never ever be said about a guy unless no other guys are present. Really. It's happened before in RL :eek:

ooc LMAO i know... i have a few of those and Goddess, they make me laugh! I delete more than half...
There's a picture in my camera of me, absolutely wasted, asleep in a chair. But you can't have that.

[QUOTE=The Tribes Of Longton]^^Should never ever be said about a guy unless no other guys are present. Really. It's happened before in RL :eek:

dont you get all manly with me mister....you are precious.....*smacks Tribes on the ass *

There's a picture in my camera of me, absolutely wasted, asleep in a chair. But you can't have that.

what! why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE]

dont you get all manly with me mister....you are precious.....*smacks Tribes on the ass *



what! why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still waiting for my reward for getting the dessert right.

*begins to search for that special part... licks* same *licks* same *licks* same *licks* Mmmmm... this one. It's sweet, it's chocolaty (no idea how to spell chocolatey), it's salty and oh, boy it's good. *licks more* Is there no end to the chocolaty (still don't know how to spell it) goodness? Every time I lick more appears *grins evilly*

EDIT: You have been emailed by the Spicy Sir Jocabia

*swoons on her tassled pillow pile*
err... yes... there a trick to that... it's the tongue...
*shivers*

*swoons on her tassled pillow pile*
err... yes... there a trick to that... it's the tongue...
*shivers*

Hmmm... are you purring? Nothing better than making a ... oh, man, I can't say it. *he thinks but can't say because his mouth is busy*

^^Should never ever be said about a guy unless no other guys are present. Really. It's happened before in RL :eek:


There's a picture in my camera of me, absolutely wasted, asleep in a chair. But you can't have that.

I'll exchange that one for one of mine? *evil grin*

Hmmm... are you purring? Nothing better than making a ... oh, man, I can't say it. *he thinks but can't say because his mouth is busy*

Mrrrrr.. meowwwwwww!

dont you get all manly with me mister....you are precious.....*smacks Tribes on the ass *Yeah, well... :fluffle:
what! why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!For the same reason that I can't reveal my true identity - I was in my superhero outfit at the time, and if I send it to you everyone will know who Batman is.

*thinks that last sentence through*

Oh shit! :D

Mrrrrr.. meowwwwwww!

mmmmm... good kitty... *notices the lack of attention on him, pouts, slays a virgin with one leg shorter than the other*

[QUOTE=Peechland]

I'm still waiting for my reward for getting the dessert right.


*re-checks thread to see if Joc guess "Chocolate Goddess ala mode with a spork*

Hmm......i dont think you guess right my little chick-a-dee.....

double or nothing if you can guess my middle name.....starts with W

note: LP dont you even think about spilling the beans on this one.

[QUOTE=Jocabia]


*re-checks thread to see if Joc guess "Chocolate Goddess ala mode with a spork*

Hmm......i dont think you guess right my little chick-a-dee.....

double or nothing if you can guess my middle name.....starts with W

note: LP dont you even think about spilling the beans on this one.

Wendy? Worthall?

Yeah, well... :fluffle:
For the same reason that I can't reveal my true identity - I was in my superhero outfit at the time, and if I send it to you everyone will know who Batman is.

*thinks that last sentence through*

Oh shit! :D


drat......and i just happen to have a pic of me in a cape and boots and a mask......and nothing else. Guess we wont be trading...sigh.


Sendsendsendsendsendsendanythingidontcaresendsendsend

[QUOTE=Peechland]

Wendy? Worthall?


ha.....

NO

double or nothing if you can guess my middle name.....starts with W
Wanda-Mae?
Whelan?
Whatawoman!!?
Wow?
Whoababy?
Wilma?
Willemina?
Worthington?
Willyoucomebacktomyplaceforacoffeeplease?

mmmmm... good kitty... *notices the lack of attention on him, pouts, slays a virgin with one leg shorter than the other*

Sorry about that... got...err... distracted *flushed cheeks*

*she starts to carved a message on his back: property of the TCG. Special permission required. Peeches excluded.*

drat......and i just happen to have a pic of me in a cape and boots and a mask......and nothing else. Guess we wont be trading...sigh.


Sendsendsendsendsendsendanythingidontcaresendsendsend
*sends a picture of a blank page*

Can I get a photo of you in that outfit now? :p

Wanda-Mae?
Whelan?
Whatawoman!!?
Wow?
Whoababy?
Wilma?
Willemina?
Worthington?
Willyoucomebacktomyplaceforacoffeeplease?


giggles @ Tribes........lol

But I'd have coffee with you anytime.....or tea!

i dont get it

giggles @ Tribes........lol

But I'd have coffee with you anytime.....or tea!
Good because I don't like coffee :eek:

Plus we only have instant in the house of Me, so you'd suffer...

*sends a picture of a blank page*

Can I get a photo of you in that outfit now? :p


thats no blank page.....*looks closely and recognizes an old carving wound*

thats just an extreeeeeeeeeeeeme close up

i dont get it


you dont get what?

*plays with yo-yo made out of a peasant skull and human hair*

Wanda
Wilma
Wednesday
Winifred
Whitney
Wynona
Wilhelmina

Good because I don't like coffee :eek:

Plus we only have instant in the house of Me, so you'd suffer...


I suffer everyday my dear........the very thoughts of you in another time zone makes me weep uncontrollably

Wanda
Wilma
Wednesday
Winifred
Whitney
Wynona
Wilhelmina

no, nope, neigh,negative,nothing doing and ack!


*glares at Jocs pink font signature*


shouldnt that read something about worshipping chocolate ....

EDIT: You have been emailed by the Spicy Sir Jocabia

Where cause I can't find you...lol

you dont get what?

*plays with yo-yo made out of a peasant skull and human hair*

I don't get what's going on in this thread. What does it all mean? Kuhl yo-yo btw.

Where cause I can't find you...lol

hotmail

I don't get what's going on in this thread. What does it all mean? Kuhl yo-yo btw.


snookums :fluffle: ....read post #1....if you are crazy and wicked and funny and dont have a weak stomach-then join us! its just good fun. I imagine it is rather hard to follow if you dont Kazoo reguarly.

I don't get what's going on in this thread. What does it all mean? Kuhl yo-yo btw.
It's just an average semi-RP thread, dude. People come here and roleplay that they are actually BDSM sex gods/godesses who enjoy pillaging, murder, cannibalsim etc. You know, normal NationStates type stuff. Slightly more conservative than some of it ;)

no, nope, neigh,negative,nothing doing and ack!


*glares at Jocs pink font signature*


shouldnt that read something about worshipping chocolate ....

wormtongue

thats no blank page.....*looks closely and recognizes an old carving wound*

thats just an extreeeeeeeeeeeeme close up
*peers closer*

Oh yeah :p I remember when you did that one! Some sort of...initiation. ;)

hotmail

How about I switch you from junk mail to Inbox, humm? LOL

wormtongue


lol.....getting closer though


*peers closer*

Oh yeah I remember when you did that one! Some sort of...initiation.

yes i still have that special scalpel set aside with your blood on it as a keepsake.



ooc:ok to the casa para mi......if anyone should telegram or email me any pictures or stories or any bonus goodies.....feel free to-i wont be upset i promise.

oh ok thanks brethren and sistren

I guess I just don't have the attention span to read the entire first post

i thought maybe it was some sort of retaliation to other threads or something but I can't remember what I read now

ooc:ok to the casa para mi......if anyone should telegram or email me any pictures or stories or any bonus goodies.....feel free to-i wont be upset i promise.

I second that, same with stories, poems, prose... don't forget, those who want to subscribe to our...er... newsletter, let me know. Must be legal...err.... let's just say I check IDs, ok?

ooc on that note, leaving for home see y'all later.

I second that, same with stories, poems, prose... don't forget, those who want to subscribe to our...er... newsletter, let me know. Must be legal...err.... let's just say I check IDs, ok?

ooc on that note, leaving for home see y'all later.
I must have missed this newsletter. What is it?

*looks at Peech's post*

Hee hee I'm Tribey Poo :D

Bye everyone! *pulls away from TCG as she peers up at him sadly. Slays a Class of '92 high school class president for Centennial High School*

I second that, same with stories, poems, prose... don't forget, those who want to subscribe to our...er... newsletter, let me know. Must be legal...err.... let's just say I check IDs, ok?

ooc on that note, leaving for home see y'all later.

MEMEMEMEMEEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I must have missed this newsletter. What is it?
*looks at Peech's post*

Hee hee I'm Tribey Poo :D

TG on the subject... *naughty grin*

*creeps in, ninja-stealth mode*

*making her list, yes checking it twice... she's gonna find out who's been naughty... well, or very naughty. evil laugh. reading through her stories, selecting a few...*
Yes, these will do nicely for my readers...

*magically drizzles chocolate sauce and sprinkles on TCG*

*magically drizzles chocolate sauce and sprinkles on TCG*

It was raining men earlier, now it's chocolate and spinkles... *she licks her arms* I LOVE this place *smiles and continues to lick, content and almost purring...*

*licks TCG*

;) :D

*licks TCG*

;) :D

Well hello... *naughty grin* There<s more where that came from...*she reaches under her tassled-pilow pile to retrieve a bottle of special chocolate sauce*

*teleports in*

greetings all! :D

Special eh? I'm not sure whether to be afraid or intregued..

Special eh? I'm not sure whether to be afraid or intregued..

*naughty laugh*
Be intrigued... i haven't gotten to the whip to be afraid...

HI Gene... Care for a taste?

Now the whip is something I can relate to..

Hehehe...

*she gets up and applies special sauce all over herself, bends to get the whip from under the pillowpile and encircles her waist with it...*

*naughty laugh*
Be intrigued... i haven't gotten to the whip to be afraid...

HI Gene... Care for a taste?
Sure. a taste of what?

Yes...come join us, Gene...

*Shifts a pair of handcuffs behind her back.*

Sure. a taste of what?
*naughty grin*
...mmmm... some special choc sauce...

*naughty grin*
...mmmm... some special choc sauce...
Alrighty.

Alrighty.

ooc sorry to start something I can't finish, Gene... *sigh* i've just spent the last half hour chatting a gf in trouble... and now i have to go to bed...

*she drizzles some choc sauce on both thei necks, she nibbles and licks as she invites him to do the same.. and then she disappears*

ooc sorry to start something I can't finish, Gene... *sigh* i've just spent the last half hour chatting a gf in trouble... and now i have to go to bed...

*she drizzles some choc sauce on both thei necks, she nibbles and licks as she invites him to do the same.. and then she disappears*
*accepts the invitation to do the same and does it*

*runs through the castle*
*steals a waffle, a slice of smoked peasant (need an abbreviation...spane - Smoked Peasant And Nothing Else?)*
*Comes up behind TPE and uses her finger to steal some chocolate to top it off*
Now that's what I call brekkie.
*disappears*

*knocks over a bucket*
oh, great! now there's blood everywhere!
*goes in search of other things to spill*

*arrives at the castle and looks around at all the remnants from last nights late night snack time.....empty whip cream cans,chocolate sauce handprints on the counter, sprinkles on the floor*

Damn! I cant believe I slept through midnight snack time at the castle. pfft @ me.

*pulls out peasant kidney flavored ice cream and a big spoon....*

mmmm...breakfast

Hey peech.

Hey peech.


hey doll...want some ice cream? *offers Gene a spork*

hey doll...want some ice cream? *offers Gene a spork*
Sure. *takes the spork*

OOC: what's a spork? :confused:

Sure. *takes the spork*

OOC: what's a spork? :confused:


*giggles*


its a mutation...half spoon, half fork

*she appears in the middle of the common room, seated on her pile of tassled pillows, covered in chocolate*

Of course. Stupid me. :headbang: :p

*has some ice cream*

*she appears in the middle of the common room, seated on her pile of tassled pillows, covered in chocolate*


*throws ice cream box and spoon on the floor and runs over to Goddess*


now this is the breakfast of champions......

*procedes to devour slooowly....taking her time on certain menu items*

That's not beakfast. That's a feast

*throws ice cream box and spoon on the floor and runs over to Goddess*


now this is the breakfast of champions......

*procedes to devour slooowly....taking her time on certain menu items*

*biting her lower lip, she flashes a dimple to Peeches*
i was just trying to open the bottle and i spilled it all over...
*naughty grin*

That's not beakfast. That's a feast


indeed.....I think you should come help me comsume some of this.....here have some.......

*hands LP one of Goddess thighs*

indeed.....I think you should come help me comsume some of this.....here have some.......

*hands LP one of Goddess thighs*
It's been so long since I last had a leg.

*nibbles*

indeed.....I think you should come help me comsume some of this.....here have some.......

*hands LP one of Goddess thighs*

*low chuckle*
just be careful... i'm nimble but i am not an elastic woman.. i can only open so much...

Of course. Stupid me. :headbang: :p

*has some ice cream*


come have some of this Goddess pie.....

*finishes his ice cream, goes to the window, spots a peasant, and nukes him out of pure rage*

*low chuckle*
just be careful... i'm nimble but i am not an elastic woman.. i can only open so much...
No worries. If you scream I'll stop.

No worries. If you scream I'll stop.


we'd rather you keep on when we start screaming........wouldnt we CG? ;)

we'd rather you keep on when we start screaming........wouldnt we CG? ;)
Women :rolleyes:

come have some of this Goddess pie.....
*sigh*

alrighty. thanks.

*swallows it whole*

thanks again.

*sigh*

alrighty. thanks.

*swallows it whole*

thanks again.

*she crawls out of his mouth*
Wait one Goddess-damned minute!!!!

*she crawls out of his mouth*
Wait one Goddess-damned minute!!!!
*offers a hand*

Gene, you greedy bastard

we'd rather you keep on when we start screaming........wouldnt we CG? ;)

Hmmm....I guess an experienced guy would've already figured that one out... :roll:


SO....now that I'm back from my nice 20 hr shift....how'd everyone else sleep last night?

Hmmm....I guess an experienced guy would've already figured that one out... :roll:


SO....now that I'm back from my nice 20 hr shift....how'd everyone else sleep last night?


20 hours....yikes......you need a nap 'Nik.......you can use my bed if you like*innocent look*

i slept too well.....i woke up late after hitting snooze 20 times in a row.


god bless the snooze button :fluffle:

*gene holds out his hand*

*a new Goddess pie materializes*

I'm not that greedy! ;)
There's only one Goddess :rolleyes:

*she crawls out of his mouth*
Wait one Goddess-damned minute!!!!
OOC: whoops. i misunderstood. I thought Peech was talking about actual pie, not you. :headbang:

20 hours....yikes......you need a nap 'Nik.......you can use my bed if you like*innocent look*

i slept too well.....i woke up late after hitting snooze 20 times in a row.


god bless the snooze button :fluffle:


Innocent...riiiight...

And, uh, I have more important things to do with my day off...

Innocent...riiiight...

And, uh, I have more important things to do with my day off...



damn.....that almost sounded like rejection to the 3rd power.


all I have to do with my day is eat chocolate stuff and shop for a new eyepatch. and slay a few serfs.

EYEPATCH PASTIES! GET YOUR EYEPATCH PASTIES HERE! I DON'T ACCPET MONEY, ONLY PLEASURE!

http://img189.echo.cx/img189/5925/hargh8cw.jpg

*jumps out from behind the couch*
miss me?

EYEPATCH PASTIES! GET YOUR EYEPATCH PASTIES HERE! I DON'T ACCPET MONEY, ONLY PLEASURE!

http://img189.echo.cx/img189/5925/hargh8cw.jpg


How does this one look?

Fashions by Legless Pirates (http://img235.echo.cx/my.php?image=poutykellp0vx.jpg)

How does this one look?

Fashions by Legless Pirates (http://img235.echo.cx/my.php?image=poutykellp0vx.jpg)
Very nice, but you put it on the wrong......eye

Very nice, but you put it on the wrong......eye


no i got two more for those ......eyes.

no i got two more for those ......eyes.
So you'll just "buy" the one?

*opens door*
arrrgh salesman
*stabs salesman*
any body want some kitchen knives?
*stabs salescorpse*

So you'll just "buy" the one?


well since you arent accepting cash for payment....I'll take the one but you can charge me for three. ;)

well since you arent accepting cash for payment....I'll take the one but you can charge me for three. ;)
*flicks open the calculator*

Eye patch pasties....three.... that'll be.....A good licking and a virgin sacrifice

*flicks open the calculator*

Eye patch pasties....three.... that'll be.....A good licking and a virgin sacrifice


*rides off on her Pallamino to the nearest peasant village*

heres one....she doesnt have all her teeth though...

teeth are over-rated
*flips*

*rides off on her Pallamino to the nearest peasant village*

heres one....she doesnt have all her teeth though...
What did you want to do? Sacrifice her teeth?

What did you want to do? Sacrifice her teeth?


well normally you "do stuff" to the sacrifices before i actually kill them...

well normally you "do stuff" to the sacrifices before i actually kill them...
Well she has to be a virgin............ turn her around

Well she has to be a virgin............ turn her around


lol....


*turns her around*

hurry it up so I can try out my new weapon

this (http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/05/05/06_2.JPG)

lol....


*turns her around*

hurry it up so I can try out my new weapon

this (http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/05/05/06_2.JPG)
I'm speechless, that weapon is just....wow!

lol....


*turns her around*

hurry it up so I can try out my new weapon

this (http://i16.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/05/05/06_2.JPG)
*pegs the peasant in the ass*

Now! Go!

*walks in to the room carrying a sack of severed heads*
it's quiet out today

*evaporates*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *stops caring*

*she is unusually dressed, in her Xena outfit no less, carrying her battleaxe with a purpose. There is a glint in her eye and a slight tightness around the eyes and mouth. as she reaches the castle gates, she stretches her hand and bursts the fron gates open, her hair flowing in the whirlwind of unaturraly evil power that surrounds her, making her glow a dull red. she checks the guillotine but for a moment, but running at full speed to the nearest village. without stopping, she starts chopping heads and limbs, hacking away at young and old, female or male, she has no preference, their blood is all the same... it tastes all the same as she licks the blood spray from her lips*

*she is unusually dressed, in her Xena outfit no less, carrying her battleaxe with a purpose. There is a glint in her eye and a slight tightness around the eyes and mouth. as she reaches the castle gates, she stretches her hand and bursts the fron gates open, her hair flowing in the whirlwind of unaturraly evil power that surrounds her, making her glow a dull red. she checks the guillotine but for a moment, but running at full speed to the nearest village. without stopping, she starts chopping heads and limbs, hacking away at young and old, female or male, she has no preference, their blood is all the same... it tastes all the same as she licks the blood spray from her lips*


*Wearing this outfit (http://img58.echo.cx/img58/9708/chaps0sb.jpg) she catches the faint scent of fear, blood and chocolate.......with one quick leap, she hops on to her Stallion and ride furiously toward the village .....there she see's Goddess standing with her battle axe.....dripping with the blood of a fresh kill. "Goddess....thought I'd join you this afternoon..." She throws her mini scalpels....1-2-3-4 and pins a noble to a tree. She strolls up and drops to her knees in front of the quivering man. For one moment...he is excited with thoughts of being pleasured....until he hears the tearing of skin....accompanied by his sharp screams.*

Apparently he hadnt met the Warrior Maiden before.......so few live to tell about the experience.

*Wearing this outfit (http://img58.echo.cx/img58/9708/chaps0sb.jpg) she catches the faint scent of fear, blood and chocolate.......with one quick leap, she hops on to her Stallion and ride furiously toward the village .....there she see's Goddess standing with her battle axe.....dripping with the blood of a fresh kill. "Goddess....thought I'd join you this afternoon..." She throws her mini scalpels....1-2-3-4 and pins a noble to a tree. She strolls up and drops to her knees in front of the quivering man. For one moment...he is excited with thoughts of being pleasured....until he hears the tearing of skin....accompanied by his sharp screams.*

Apparently he hadnt met the Warrior Maiden before.......so few live to tell about the experience.


*she flashes a quick sadistic grin to her Warrior Maiden Lover*
Now i understand how truly enjoyable this can be...
*she backhands a young man, sending him reeling backwards and advances on him, lifting the axe high in the air and letting it drop, right in his chest*

*she flashes a quick sadistic grin to her Warrior Maiden Lover*
Now i understand how truly enjoyable this can be...
*she backhands a young man, sending him reeling backwards and advances on him, lifting the axe high in the air and letting it drop, right in his chest*


I heard the next village over is planning to uprise against the Kazoo. Planners snuck in and overheard their plot. We have this in the dungeon now for any prisoners we take in case a battle begins: New (http://www.histmag.org/online/zdjecia/1/torture.jpg) .

*walks over to Goddess and wipes away a droplet of blood. She brushes her curls aside and kisses her while the cool crisp wind blows against their faces.*

When we are finished here....I'd like to go back to the castle and rest on some of your pillows....

I heard the next village over is planning to uprise against the Kazoo. Planners snuck in and overheard their plot. We have this in the dungeon now for any prisoners we take in case a battle begins: New (http://www.histmag.org/online/zdjecia/1/torture.jpg) .

*walks over to Goddess and wipes away a droplet of blood. She brushes her curls aside and kisses her while the cool crisp wind blows against their faces.*

When we are finished here....I'd like to go back to the castle and rest on some of your pillows....

*she shivers at her lover's touch, and gives her a feral smile*
Let's wipe out the village, maybe keep a few prisoners for entertainment later... retire to the baths to wash the blood and then to the pillow pile for some R&R.. *she heaves her chest* my pillows are yours...

*Enthralled by the anticipation of bathing with Goddess...shebrings out her saber and with a running start... annihilates 10 villagers with two quick swings.Hurridly, she finishes off 4 more and then captures 5 of then male peasants to take back to the castle*

*Enthralled by the anticipation of bathing with Goddess...shebrings out her saber and with a running start... annihilates 10 villagers with two quick swings.Hurridly, she finishes off 4 more and then captures 5 of then male peasants to take back to the castle*

*she burst out laughing*
Such enthusiasm has got me all hot and bothered... Race you to the castle *and she runs at top speed, which is considerable... she reaches the castle first and the baths. she strips and is about to wet a toe when Peeches comes in...*
Mmmmm

*she burst out laughing*
Such enthusiasm has got me all hot and bothered... Race you to the castle *and she runs at top speed, which is considerable... she reaches the castle first and the baths. she strips and is about to wet a toe when Peeches comes in...*
Mmmmm


*leans against the doorway with a lustful look on her face*

Starting without me? <evil grin>

*Peech steps in the room and begins to undress in front of Goddess. Peeling the leather from her skin, allowing it to breath and feel the warm thick air produced by the hot running water. Pulling her curls behind her, she twists them up on to her head and holds out a hand to assist Goddess into the bath. She steps in behind her....embracing her in a deep kiss. The room is steamy and hot. In the mirror behind them, you can make out two sleek, blurry images intertwined with one another.....slowly sinking into the water. They sit....legs overlapping each other, breasts touching, gazing into each others eyes. Peech slowly licks a trickle of water from Goddess's cheek, and then moves to her lips for a sensational kiss that invokes a tingle all the way down their naked bodies.*

*leans against the doorway with a lustful look on her face*

Starting without me? <evil grin>

*Peech steps in the room and begins to undress in front of Goddess. Peeling the leather from her skin, allowing it to breath and feel the warm thick air produced by the hot running water. Pulling her curls behind her, she twists them up on to her head and holds out a hand to assist Goddess into the bath. She steps in behind her....embracing her in a deep kiss. The room is steamy and hot. In the mirror behind them, you can make out two sleek, blurry images intertwined with one another.....slowly sinking into the water. They sit....legs overlapping each other, breasts touching, gazing into each others eyes. Peech slowly licks a trickle of water from Goddess's cheek, and then moves to her lips for a sensational kiss that invokes a tingle all the way down their naked bodies.*


*fans self* I should really retreive all our encounters and paste those together to make a story....*flushed cheeks*

*fans self* I should really retreive all our encounters and paste those together to make a story....*flushed cheeks*


I know......we could co-write some wickedness couldnt we? Especially for the outgoing "newsletter".

sigh...

Hey, look, two sporks:

http://www.royalmultimedia.com/Spork%20(history)%20copy.jpg

http://www.inkshop.org/lj/entryimages/spork.jpg

I know......we could co-write some wickedness couldnt we? Especially for the outgoing "newsletter".

sigh...

yeah, we should get on that... and our other project...
*she rubs a sponge on Peeches back, while her head is resting on her shoulder*

Some miles from the castle, peasants are running scared. Running from 'the Beast'. Women leave children in their cots, men scramble over the elderly to get away - in short, chaos is ensuing. The beast makes an horrific noise, a sort of throaty growling that grows as it accelerates towards its victims. It is covered with mud and flesh of the unfortunate souls caught in front of its demonic glare. And it is nearing the castle.

It careens across the countryside, sliding is the thick mud as it mindlessly charges for the castle. There are fewer peasants here - a combination of overzealous slaying by the Royalty and spreading fear of the beast has left only the frail and young. The beast destroys them anyway. It crosses the drawbridge, roaring as it speeds over the rickety wooden surface. It is made all the more fearsome by its blue skin. Suddenly it stops in the hall, still growling away, but apparently dormant. The next thing to occur is shocking. The hide cracks down the side and something...gets out!

"Morning all!"

For the beast, you see, has no mind of its own. It is controlled my tribes, and upon closer inspection this is blatantly obvious. See? (http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=10002348df.jpg)

[I]

"Morning all!"

For the beast, you see, has no mind of its own. It is controlled my tribes, and upon closer inspection it is patently obvious. See? (http://img114.echo.cx/my.php?image=10002348df.jpg)

I think some of our mates are arriving

EDIT: Tribes, if you want to subscribe to our newsletter, dont forget to mail me

In the bath eh, CG? Maybe I should have a wash. I'm absolutely filthy!

*looks down at skin. It glistens from cleanliness and smell great*

Yes. Filthy...

In the bath eh, CG? Maybe I should have a wash. I'm absolutely filthy!

*looks down at skin. It glistens from cleanliness and smell great*

Yes. Filthy...

I guess we can make som room for you Tribes, isn't that right, Peeches?

I guess we can make som room for you Tribes, isn't that right, Peeches?


Fortunately this tub was made for 4 people.....*looks at the raised seat on the edge of the tub as she rises up from the water....dripping wet. She takes a seat on the side to make room for Tribes and Mac*

((lol))

I think that would be a match for my bear-self...however, I think my bare-self would think differently. *runs a hand over the hot hood*
*her eyes flash briefly* Hmm...prolonged contact could burn.

hey look over there! *touches randomea* ouch!

Fortunately this tub was made for 4 people.....*looks at the raised seat on the edge of the tub and raises up from the water....dripping wet. She takes a seat on the side to make room for Tribes and Mac*

*Evenin ladies*

*Jumps in, splashing Peech deliberately*

*Evenin ladies*

*Jumps in, splashing Peech deliberately*


*looks playfully at Mac....*
If you wanted to get me wet......

then here....take this pitcher and pour water over my head

Fortunately this tub was made for 4 people.....*looks at the raised seat on the edge of the tub as she rises up from the water....dripping wet. She takes a seat on the side to make room for Tribes and Mac*
Why thankyou.

*strips, steps into the bath*

Oh, damnit. Forgot something....*sprints off naked*

*returns, clutching something*

You can't have a bath without a rubber duck :)

*not really wanting to, she giggles despite herself, and moves ever so slightly to one side so Tribes has only on place to go... right here*
Right here Tribes, i made room...

Has anyone seen the soap?

*looks playfully at Mac....*
If you wanted to get me wet......

then here....take this pitcher and pour water over my head
LOL! Tsk! :D

*looks playfully at Mac....*
If you wanted to get me wet......

then here....take this pitcher and pour water over my head

*Pours water on her*

*she stretches her hands under the water, searching for the soap..*
Oh, *giggles* sorry Mac
*she continues to grab the bar...*

LOL! Tsk! :D

oh cripe....busted in the bathtub, with my chocolate lover and 2 male castlemates......and a rubber ducky....by my Pop.


didnt this happen previously when I was 16 too poppy? I have got to start locking doors behind me.

*
Has anyone seen the soap?


ohhh is that what that was.......I thought it was.....something else


oops....

"No problem"

*Hands TCG the soap*

*Splashes Eutrusca, then jumps out and runs off, jumping out the window head first*

*looks at Peech*

Why have you got the soap stored there?

*reaches, fumbling for the soap*

*several minutes later* Here's the soap! Now if you want it CG, just come and get it :fluffle:

"No problem"

*Hands TCG the soap*

*Splashes Eutrusca, then jumps out and runs off, jumping out the window head first*


I forgot that you scare so easily...... :rolleyes:

"No problem"

*Hands TCG the soap*

*Splashes Eutrusca, then jumps out and runs off, jumping out the window head first*

*pouts when he hands her the soap and watches him jump out the window*
Oh, well, I guess I can... lather... all by myself...

*takes one look inside and runs away crying*

*pouts when he hands her the soap and watches him jump out the window*
Oh, well, I guess I can... lather... all by myself...

*Jumps back in through window, shedding half a tree, and a startled few birds, as well as very confused looking cat that had been previously stalking said birds*

Did someone say lather?

*looks at Peech*

Why have you got the soap stored there?

*reaches, fumbling for the soap*

*several minutes later* Here's the soap! Now if you want it CG, just come and get it :fluffle:

*she comes up close, licks his neck and bites his ear, drops the soap she hadn in her left hand, takes his soap in the right and start to lather*

*she comes up close, licks his neck and bites his ear, drops the soap she hadn in her left hand, takes his soap in the right and start to lather*
*goes crosseyed*

*gets cleaner...cleaner...oh my god oh so clean!*

*goes crosseyed*

*gets cleaner...cleaner...oh my god oh so clean!*

*she takes some of the lather and rubs it on her skin*
Think you could help me with this?
*evil grin*

*she takes some of the lather and rubs it on her skin*
Think you could help me with this?
*evil grin*
Of course. A gentleman always obliges...

*obliges*

Of course. A gentleman always obliges...

*obliges*

*her cheeks are flushed*
yes... mmm... that feels good... could you lather a bit more?

sorry i was away so long......


*walks in with various bath toys*

*Opens random door in the corner of the room, finding a walk in fridge full of Newcastle Brown at the perfect temperature, and a single glass on a table in the middle*

"Tribes, they're all yours mate. I've got some quality control of my own to carry out*

*her cheeks are flushed*
yes... mmm... that feels good... could you lather a bit more?
I know this other technique for...cleaning.

*disappears underwater*

*cleans, getting into everywhere*

*Opens random door in the corner of the room, finding a walk in fridge full of Newcastle Brown at the perfect temperature, and a single glass on a table in the middle*

"Tribes, they're all yours mate. I've got some quality control of my own to carry out*
*senses a bottle of good beer being opened nearby*

*comes up for air, briefly*

Mac, save me...10 bottles. No, 50.

*goes diving again*

I know this other technique for...cleaning.

*disappears underwater*

*cleans, getting into everywhere*

*her eyes go wide and the flush deepens*
Oh my yes, that is...most effective....
*moans and drops her head back*

*senses a bottle of good beer being opened nearby*

*comes up for air, briefly*

Mac, save me...10 bottles. No, 50.

*goes diving again*

"Sure thing buddy"

*Puts 10 empty bottles outside the door before letting it swing shut again*

"There you go"

*her eyes go wide and the flush deepens*
Oh my yes, that is...most effective....
*moans and drops her head back*
OOC: Crap, my food is always ready when I'm at a good part

IC: *has to finish cleaning. Not wanting to leave a task undone, he quickly finishes, making CG feel ecstacy over her...cleanliness*

*jumps out the tub, runs to the table of beers*

CG, I'll be back later. Peech, save some of those toys for my arrival - half the pleasure is in the anticipation. Mac - *takes 8 bottles* - thanks :D

*runs, still naked*

OOC: Crap, my food is always ready when I'm at a good part

IC: *has to finish cleaning. Not wanting to leave a task undone, he quickly finishes, making CG feel ecstacy over her...cleanliness*

*jumps out the tub, runs to the table of beers*

CG, I'll be back later. Peech, save some of those toys for my arrival - half the pleasure is in the anticipation. Mac - *takes 8 bottles* - thanks :D

*runs, still naked*


I know Mac did not just choose beer over us. *growl*

Tribes....I expect you to clean me when you return.

OOC: Crap, my food is always ready when I'm at a good part

IC: *has to finish cleaning. Not wanting to leave a task undone, he quickly finishes, making CG feel ecstacy over her...cleanliness*

*jumps out the tub, runs to the table of beers*

CG, I'll be back later. Peech, save some of those toys for my arrival - half the pleasure is in the anticipation. Mac - *takes 8 bottles* - thanks :D

*runs, still naked*

*she watches him go, thinking... she gets up from the bath, goes the large tiled shower aread and run a cold shower...*

I know Mac did not just choose beer over us. *growl*

Tribes....I expect you to clean me when you return.

*Screams and locks himself in the fridge, now surrounded by empty bottles*

*Screams and locks himself in the fridge, now surrounded by empty bottles*

ooc lol, why is it i see and hear homer simpson right now?

*Screams and locks himself in the fridge, now surrounded by empty bottles*


I see I am going to have to have you in my chambers for a few hours to loosen you up a bit. Must be the Scot in you.....

nothing a few hours with Peech cant cure..

ooc lol, why is it i see and hear homer simpson right now?

OOC: :eek: :confused: :( :mad:

'Nuff said.


IC:

*From behind the door is the occasional giggle, followed by a chink and the sound of another bottle being opened.*

I know Mac did not just choose beer over us. *growl*

Tribes....I expect you to clean me when you return.


*hops in tub begins lathreing up peech*

*crawls from behind the tub, rubbing his eyes and dripping water from his bared, tanned chest*

What's a guy got to do to get some sleep around here? I can take the giggling and moaning (just helps with the dreams) but the splashing cannot be slept through. Don't you people recognize a hangover when you see one? *shakes head*

Well, hair of the dog that bit you. *pounds on fridge door* Mac, open the damned door. *pounds again*