NationStates Jolt Archive

everybody has seen the awesomeness of this wildy popular thread.. rivalling all decency of the general forum.we are in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT ROYALTY OF REBELS. create your title, and state your duties. i will alter them to my tastes.post them in the thread, and make sure you telegram me with them at my nation, because i may not see them in this looong thread.lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.
if you tged me before, and arent on here, telgram me again, please.
have fun, and remember- dont try and behave. no one likes that.
Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.

Tribes of Longton- Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....

Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.

Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?

Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.

Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.

Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.

HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.

Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )

DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.

Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.

Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.

GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.

Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.

Plutonian Empire Universal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?

Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen to the wall. sneaks in your house at night and rearranges the furniture.

Nation of Fortune The Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.

New Sancrosanctia Excecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.

You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.

The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.

Legless Pirates High Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.

Khudros The Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.

Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.

Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.

Poladsia Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador. he was supposed to be castle reporter, but he cant stay awake.enjoys nudges from razor sharp weapons.

Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..

Eridanus Sir Zach Sack Sewer.fashion designer, and runs the sweatshop. sews scrotums into cloaks for the misfit army. find him underground, thinking of new ideas for armor, sheets and baskets made from the most delicate of skins.

Monotonous Uber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.

Suklaa, Prince of Vanity and Corruption- he looks in the mirror alot whilst paying off foreign dignitaries -forcing them to sell us their raw materials at cost...also lures unsuspecting female peasants into his castlemates grasp. He's one smooth criminal.

Divine Imaginary Fluff- The Most Divine Fluffalizer- (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane. He quotes scriptures to castlemates just to see them cringe.

Adrien BarbeauBot- Ignorer of All that is Obvious frightens pornography and watches small kids. actually the writer of "plan 9 from outer space" but was too busy getting parking tickets to take credit.blames anything he does on the minority. tough shit.

Branin -Owner of Mouth, User of Tongue. heckling and harrassing his way right into your soul. not really, because you dont have one. but we will pretend he got that far. honest opinions freely given, among other things which are rumored to be of a personal nature.
Greedy Pig - Consumer of all resources great and wide, Bigger and badder than a black hole. Nothing shall escape his insatiable hunger, the pangs of his hunger causes tsunami's, earthquakes, and worlds to spin out of orbit. "GET IN MAH BELLY!"
Hyperslackovicznia: Hype~ Princess of Pleasure, Pain and Punishment.inflicts a curious mixture of the 3 on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite. takes requests, and fills orders.great work ethic.
Chinkopodia - Laughmeister - Master of all laughs evil and annoying, all will tremble at the incessant MWAHAHAHAHAHA!s. Also owns patent on all amusing 1910s phrases, to use when a good Mwahahahahaha really isn't enough. And I say, old chaps, that really would be squiffy
BLARGistania- Grand Master Extraodinare of the Most High and Exaulted Sacred Bar - tends the bar, serves drinks, makes a killer Sex on the Beach. also has killer sex... you get the idea.

*watches OM hopefully to see if she's going to play*
I think I've corrupted The Goddess by now. She used to be much bitchier. :p

*slays the first peasants*

*pushes just under Peech's sternum*

*blows*

Sweet! A fresh thread to come on! I mean in! err... I mean.. bah.

So, yeah OM, come and play with me! I just pulled a great big gun from my pants (concealed weapon, you know) and I need a greasy box to store it in. :)

Ow devil, we've created a monster.

*uses a finger to scoop sauce out of Goddess's bowl and licks it slowly, offering some to her*

*slays the first peasants*

*pushes just under Peech's sternum*

*blows*


*bra pops open*

whoa....what happened?

*bra pops open*

whoa....what happened?
again?

:p

You were dancing...... you should strain yourself like that at your age ;) :p

*hearing Suk's comment, a hard glint flashes in her eyes. she snatches the bowl away, kicks him in the shoulders, retrieves her whip and lets it loose*
CRACK!
You should never give carte blanche for a woman to be bitchy.


ooc LP good or not, I'd still like to hear. If I can stand my friends and my own band (once upon a time) I can listen to you

*hearing Suk's comment, a hard glint flashes in her eyes. she snatches the bowl away, kicks him in the shoulders, retrieves her whip and lets it loose*
CRACK!
You should give carte blanche for a woman to be bitchy.
*rubs at the new hole in the ass of his leather overalls, looking up with a grin* I always do, My Goddess, especially you. *licks at the sauce smeared on his face*

again?

:p

You were dancing...... you should strain yourself like that at your age ;) :p


OOC: i didnt see this till you left for dinner....your ass is grass bucko when you get back


*prepares sharp pointy things for LP's return*

we'll see who's old.....

OOC: i didnt see this till you left for dinner....your ass is grass bucko when you get back
OOC: He does have a point, all you old ladies...

OOC: i didnt see this till you left for dinner....your ass is grass bucko when you get back

*she strolls to Peeches, licks her exquisite neck and whispers*
I think a nice bonfire, with the guys as the main attraction...

*admires himself in the mirror, flicking his hair* All us young bucks, you should be nicer, Goddess.

*she strolls to Peeches, licks her exquisite neck and whispers*
I think a nice bonfire, with the guys as the main attraction...


Yes.....on a skewer at that.

Have they not learned not to bite the hand that feeds them?

*considers having eyepatch tattoo removed from her ass*

@ Suklaa: Et tu, Brute?

@ Suklaa: Et tu, Brute?
Some might say I like to tease...a little. But I could eat a Peech for hours...

*admires himself in the mirror, flicking his hair* All us young bucks, you should be nicer, Goddess.

Why? My bounty knows no limit... there are many worshippers... what makes you so special, or more so than my under-age fan club... or my toy soldier collection...

Some might say I like to tease...a little. But I could eat a Peech for hours...


How quickly doth thy tune changeth...


*goes over to Goddess and strokes her skin.......with my tongue*

I know she wont mind my elderly status......

Why? My bounty knows no limit... there are many worshippers... what makes you so special, or more so than my under-age fan club... or my toy soldier collection...
*grins and shrugs* I don't know. More devotion, more resistance...

Yes.....on a skewer at that.

Have they not learned not to bite the hand that feeds them?

*considers having eyepatch tattoo removed from her ass*

@ Suklaa: Et tu, Brute?


*evil laugh*
Skewers, did you say? impaled? On poles? that might be too much fun for them, Peeches

How quickly doth thy tune changeth...


*goes over to Goddess and strokes her skin.......with my tongue*

I know she wont mind my elderly status......

*she snorts*
elderly my ass... speaking of which *she slaps Peech's ass* you do have a fine one...

*evil laugh*
Skewers, did you say? impaled? On poles? that might be too much fun for them, Peeches
*waits expectantly for his fate*

*she snorts*
elderly my ass... speaking of which *she slaps Peech's ass* you do have a fine one...


*excited*

Ty my Goddess....I ordered some new lingerie from my new "Naughty Stuff for Bad Girls who like Sabers" catalog...I can model it for you later.....

*excited*

Ty my Goddess....I ordered some new lingerie from my new "Naughty Stuff for Bad Girls who like Sabers" catalog...I can model it for you later.....

Anything you model... *her gaze caresses Peech's body* is always divine, my lover

*excited*

Ty my Goddess....I ordered some new lingerie from my new "Naughty Stuff for Bad Girls who like Sabers" catalog...I can model it for you later.....
*looks interested*

*looks interested*

*she catches his look from the corner of her eye*
So... think you are going to join the party, do you ?

*she catches his look from the corner of her eye*
So... think you are going to join the party, do you ?
Whatever pleases you, My Goddess.

Whatever pleases you, My Goddess.

I think not. You are a bit too pleased with yourself, lately. I may reconsider...

I think not. You are a bit too pleased with yourself, lately. I may reconsider...
*bows at the waist, smirking* As you wish, My Goddess.

*bows at the waist, smirking* As you wish, My Goddess.

*she purses her lips and looks at him speculatively*
You have something up your sleeve...

*she purses her lips and looks at him speculatively*
You have something up your sleeve...
I suppose the only way to know that would be for you two to conduct a search.

*she lets loose the whip on one arm, the left, leaving a welt*

Not up that sleeve
*wicked grin*

*she lets loose the whip on one arm, the left, leaving a welt*

Not up that sleeve
*wicked grin*
*bites his lip to keep from crying out* You do understand figurative, right? *tears of pain form in his eyes, despite the grin*

*walks into Peech's pointy things*

Ow, my eye. Put your bra back on

*bites his lip to keep from crying out* You do understand figurative, right? *tears of pain form in his eyes, despite the grin*

I'm much more of a hands-on type of girl
*smiles sweetly*

I'm much more of a hands-on type of girl
*smiles sweetly*
*grins tightly* I have noticed.

*grins tightly* I have noticed.

Should I check the other arm?
*batting her eyes*

Should I check the other arm?
*batting her eyes*
*sighs* As you will, My Goddess.

*sighs* As you will, My Goddess.

*she pouts*
Well, that's no fun. If I wanted submission, I'd take a peasant.
*with that she turns her attention on Peeches and her most perfect white skin*

*walks into Peech's pointy things*

Put your bra back on


well there's a first......

well there's a first......

Yeah, no respect
*she oogles Peech's peaches*

*pulls out a nail, stares at it absently, then rubs it along his nipple smiling to himself*

*suddenly, a very loud explosion is heard, while the whole castle is shaking from the shockwaves. A few seconds later, the castle's main gate is utterly destroyed by a huge chunk of debris, while hundreds of peasant corpses, which are in pretty bad shape, splatter against the castle's walls. Some of the corpses fly through the demolished castle gate and, fittingly enough, land right before Peech.

A few moments later, DIF appears, seemingly out of nowhere, laughing insanely. He keeps laughing for a while, his face twisted in a maniacal grin, before suddenly stopping and, with a warm, friendly smile, turning to Peech*

Hi again! I brought some presents with me. While the corpses are in overall pretty bad shape, their scrotums should be fine. It seems the castle main castle gate got destroyed in the process, though. But don't worry, I'll replace it with a duplicate made from compressed fluff. *DIF suddenly gets a dreamy face expression while whispering something about fluff, only to snap out of it a few seconds later*

Oh, and I found a powerful artifact of fluffiness hidden deep under the castle. I found a secret passage in my evil (and holy) lair, which led me there. I shall call it... The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness! *maniacal giggle* Yes, that name will do. Thanks to it, my powers of fluffiness are now far stronger than ever! *weird grin* Now I'm almost as powerful as a certain goddess around here, which... *DIF turns around and sees TCG* Eeek!!! (screamed in a high-pitched voice)

*DIF suddenly disappears again, leaving a thin layer of fluff on the floor*

*teleports in*

*rapes and slays a female peasant, then continues raping*

*evil laughter rings throughout the castle*
You can dream, DIF, you can dream... It' ll be a pleasure to educate you. Anytime, anyplace...


Now where are my castlemates?

*runs naked through the thread, hitting something sharp and pointy*

*Appears from behind curtain, tripping Planners*

*runs naked through the thread, hitting something sharp and pointy*


sorry....I'll put my bra back on.

Yeah, Peeches, I told you not to impale the toys...

I've got a present, for ya.

*hands peech a ball of fresh scrotums, topped with a big red bow*

*dances*

I've got a present, for ya.

*hands peech a ball of fresh scrotums, topped with a big red bow*

*dances*


*sighs*
Are you sure, you don't want him? He keeps paying tribute to you...

*she catches her whip from the air and lets it rip the skin from a peasant*

Goddess? Goddess? Do you want.....um.....erm.

This um.....bucket I have on my head?

Goddess? Goddess? Do you want.....um.....erm.

This um.....bucket I have on my head?


*she looks at him and burst laughing*
ahhh, no. But could do something for me... I understand you have... special talents

That's okay....I'd steal it back anyways

That's okay....I'd steal it back anyways

*wicked little laugh*
That's what I had in mind, actually. Are you up for it?

*Listens in from behind his curtain*

I am up for stealing, licking, rearranging, nailing and all that jazz.

I am up for stealing, licking, rearranging, nailing and all that jazz.


*she takes his face in her hands and licks the left side from chin to hairline*
Okay, what I want is... organic liquids... for some special potions of mine.
*spits in her hand and extends it to him*
Deal? I'll throw in a box of chocolates?

*she takes his face in her hands and licks the left side from chin to hairline*
Okay, what I want is... organic liquids... for some special potions of mine.
*spits in her hand and extends it to him*
Deal? I'll throw in a box of chocolates?

*eyes roll back into his head*
Yes Goddess, right away Goddess.
*eyes her hand suspisciously. Tastes, puts a little bit of a sample into a vial, then shakes her hand. Gets up off of the floor*
Ouch someone tripped a couple of posts back. I wonder who that is?
*Looks underneath his shoe*

I've got a present, for ya.

*hands peech a ball of fresh scrotums, topped with a big red bow*

*dances*


*eyes wide and drooling*

Planners!!!!! *french kisses him for 30 minutes*

thank you!!!!

*punches Mac through the curtain*
Goddess is the voyer...not you

"Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am"

*Walks off*

Wow!
*starts rolling around the floor with glee. Checks underneath other foot*

"Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am"

*Walks off*


*feels bad*

Sorry Mac....we should have a welcome back party for you. Goddess.....what kinds of treats and refreshments do we have for the party?

Or should we send Planners to steal some stuff?

*jumps on Mac's head*

Give me all your money!!!

*puts his hands over Mac's eyes*

*feels bad*

Sorry Mac....we should have a welcome back party for you. Goddess.....what kinds of treats and refreshments do we have for the party?

Or should we send Planners to steal some stuff?

Peech Juice... Chocolate Elixir... Peech cobbler... Truffles... Basically, anything we want, really. Your wish is my wish, Peech

*jumps on Mac's head*

Give me all your money!!!

*puts his hands over Mac's eyes*

*Throws Planners at Goddess*

*throws Goddess at Peach*

Peech Juice... Chocolate Elixir... Peech cobbler... Truffles... Basically, anything we want, really. Your wish is my wish, Peech


what a feast.....we should have some of those items when we meet up this year.......

Planners dang you...I thanked you for my present back there^^ I should have at least gotten a drool or something.

Mac you need some chocolate covered peech cobbler...that should loosen you up.

*throws Goddess at Peach*


*catches Goddess, gently, in her teeth and lays her down on the tassled pillows*

*drools*

But I don't like chocolate...


Ah, go on then.

*catches Goddess, gently, in her teeth and lays her down on the tassled pillows*

*firmly takes Peeches by the neck and gives her a slow, long French kiss, biting her tongue playfully, all the while whipping Mac*

CRACK!

But I don't like chocolate...


Ah, go on then.


:eek: Blasphemy!!!!

Planners! Bring me my bottle of poisonous acid shampoo!

*Catches whip in his teeth*

*Whips Peech gently*

*On second thoughts, not at all gently*

*bottles his drool*
Here you go.

*firmly takes Peeches by the neck and gives her a slow, long French kiss, biting her tongue playfully, all the while whipping Mac*

CRACK!


*her curls straighten*

sigh.......its been way too long lover

*Catches whip in his teeth*

*Whips Peech gently*

*On second thoughts, not at all gently*

*she calls back her whip*
That whip only touches Peeches when I wield it!

*her curls straighten*

sigh.......its been way too long lover

Yes, I know *she whispers close to her lips* I've been fantisizing a lot...

*bottles his drool*
Here you go.

*her voice echoes in his head*
What a nice tribute... every bottle gets you a favour.

*bottles his drool*
Here you go.


*takes a swig*

Thanks love.....I needed that.


why do i have the letters M-A-C in whip lashes on my left ass cheek???

*stares stupidly off into space*
MMKAY.......what kind of flavours?

*her voice echoes in his head*
What a nice tribute... every bottle gets you a favour.


Im sorry Goddess....I just had to take one sip of it to rejuvenate me from that chocolate kiss.....*fans self with butterfly knife*

*takes a swig*

Thanks love.....I needed that.


why do i have the letters M-A-C in whip lashes on my left ass cheek???

Let me see
*she examines the cheek, takes out a bottle from the pillow pile and starts massaging the tender skin*

Im sorry Goddess....I just had to take one sip of it to rejuvenate me from that chocolate kiss.....*fans self with butterfly knife*


I share everything with you, my Sweet.

*stares stupidly off into space*
MMKAY.......what kind of flavours?


*burst laughing, then bends to kiss Peeches bruise and make it all better*

*drools*

*drools*


*she lifts her head*
You don't like chocolate, remember?
*wicked grin*

*burst laughing, then bends to kiss Peeches bruise and make it all better*


I'm as good as new now thanks to your exquisite medical care.....I have some special pillows for you that I brought back from Italy. They are made from the scrotums of a thousand Italian models. I had them embroider TCG on each one.....I hope you like them

*Stammers*

Well, yeah, but er, you know, I, er, was only joking. Ha ha.

*Stares again*

*yoink*
*steels scrotum pillows, stuffs them under his tin bucket*
*whistles*
*rearranges furniture*
*throws hissy fit*

I'm as good as new now thanks to your exquisite medical care.....I have some special pillows for you that I brought back from Italy. They are made from the scrotums of a thousand Italian models. I had them embroider TCG on each one.....I hope you like them

Oh, Peeches!
*she licks the whole of her back, finishing off with a nibble on the neck*
They are exquisite! I'm working on something for you too, but it's not ready yet...
*mysterious smile*

*drools*


*wipes drool from Macs chin*


you didnt mess yourself again did you?

*yoink*
*steels scrotum pillows, stuffs them under his tin bucket*
*whistles*
*rearranges furniture*
*throws hissy fit*

*her eyes flash*
Bring those back here, NOW!

*yoink*
*steels scrotum pillows, stuffs them under his tin bucket*
*whistles*
*rearranges furniture*
*throws hissy fit*


I brought you back an Italian princess......here.....do something with her and give me those pillows back.

*drools*
*picks nose*
*scratches himself*

*drools*
*picks nose*
*scratches himself*

*she whips the bucket and with a flick of her wrist she knocks it over. she calls the pillos to her*

*wipes drool from Macs chin*


you didnt mess yourself again did you?


Chin, yes, that's right. :shifty:

*Hands Peech a necklace of finest Amazonian scrotums*

*Hands Goddess another whip, adorned with scrotums on the grip*

*she whips the bucket and with a flick of her wrist she knocks it over. she calls the pillos to her*


*watches pillows float through the air toward Goddess at the sound of her command*


My lord thats a nifty little power.........

Chin, yes, that's right. :shifty:

*Hands Peech a necklace of finest Amazonian scrotums*

*Hands Goddess another whip, adorned with scrotums on the grip*


Its like Christmas in the castle! *sings "Its Raining Scrotums"*

*french kisses Mac for 30 minutes*

welcome BACK!

*Collapses*

Chin, yes, that's right. :shifty:

*Hands Peech a necklace of finest Amazonian scrotums*

*Hands Goddess another whip, adorned with scrotums on the grip*

*gets up and licks his neck... since Peeches is occupying him. she looks from more presents, and pats him*
Oooohhhh my!

*gets stuck in a pile of sticky fluff*

*gets stuck in a pile of sticky fluff*


*Looks at Mac's pants.......*


thats not fluff Im afraid Planners.....

*feels warm and tingly :p *

*Tumbleweed rolls through the thread*

*Distant bells tolling*

*Tumbleweed rolls through the thread*

*Distant bells tolling*

*picks up a tumbleweed and munches on it*

so......been chasing chavs have you Mac? Thats where you got all those scrotums!

*Looks at Mac's pants.......*


thats not fluff Im afraid Planners.....


Peeches *she tilts her head at angle, looking at the present*, do you think he would mind if I peeked?
*she starts to unwrap*

Yep. Sacrificed hundreds in your honour. And a couple to TCG aswell.

Yep. Sacrificed hundreds in your honour. And a couple to TCG aswell.


*smiles sweetly*
Isn't that nice?!!!
*she pulls back the rapping and... pop! she makes a strangled scream and burst laughing*
A Jack in the box!!!

Peeches *she tilts her head at angle, looking at the present*, do you think he would mind if I peeked?
*she starts to unwrap*


I think hed be.......thrilled.

Yep. Sacrificed hundreds in your honour. And a couple to TCG aswell.



*swoons* thatta boy. I say we get together a Kazoo Rugby team in Mac's honor.Someone will have to teach me how to play tho...

I'll scrum with you. Happily.

I'll scrum with you. Happily.


oooOOoo....I dunno what that means but I'm sure I'm in good hands. ;)



OOC: Night all.

I'll scrum with you. Happily.


*wicked laugh*
Yeah, you would like that word....


OOC: Night, cyberlover!

*Raises eyebrows*

*Raises eyebrows*

*she sees his face, and looks down at her hands, stroking the Jake-in-the-box*
Oh.... so sorry.... let me put it back....

*Yoink*
*steals Macs eyebrows*
*nails it to his forehead*
*streaks out of thread*

"Ta, love"

*Drop kicks Planners out the window*

*she tries to stuff the present back inside, but it's... resisting*
Is there a trick to putting this back in?

*stares at a peasant until his head explodes (the peasant's head, not mine)*

*Kicks odd one, then runs off giggling insanely*

*throws a shoe at McLeoid*
*goes back to exploding peasant heads*

*Hmph....* Master S., clean this up. *Flicks hand over slaughtered peasant mess... After Master S. has done his Mistress' bidding, she takes him by the leash and walks around the castle outside, decapitating peasants* It really is fun to do it one handed in one clean hit! Look at that head go, and no ragged edges! Time to go... * Takes Master S. by leash and walks off*

*looks at Master S. being led off*

Lucky bastard

*evil laughter rings throughout the castle*
You can dream, DIF, you can dream... It' ll be a pleasure to educate you. Anytime, anyplace... :eek: *DIF flees back to his lair, dives under a large pile of fluff in the middle of the larger of the two rooms and opens a secret entrace. He then slowly makes his way through a series of narrow tunnels that, if it wearen't for the fact that they happened to be covered in fluff, would be very unpleasant to get through, until he finally comes to a small room beneath the castle. Once there, DIF sits down in font of the Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness*

*mutters to himself:* So, she doubts my newfound powers...? *incoherent mumble* ...sadly, there's not much I can do, as she is, after all, still more powerful than me.

Crap, seems like I used up most of my powers for quite a while creating that huge explosion. I still have some left though, but I will have to wait a pretty long time before being able to do something of that scale again. For now, pehaps I should... *DIF begins staring in front of him, and then suddenly exclaims:* Chocolate! I need chocolate! Hmm... I guess I could get it from TCG, but how...?

*DIF immedietly begins his evil* plotting, preparing to get some chocolate...*

*Atleast that's what DIF thinks his plotting is, in his somewhat confused state.

*mutters to himself:* So, she doubts my newfound powers...? *incoherent mumble* ...sadly, there's not much I can do, as she is, after all, still more powerful than me.

Crap, seems like I used up most of my powers for quite a while creating that huge explosion. I still have some left though, but I will have to wait a pretty long time before being able to do something of that scale again. For now, pehaps I should... *DIF begins staring in front of him, and then suddenly exclaims:* Chocolate! I need chocolate! Hmm... I guess I could get it from TCG, but how...?
*DIF immedietly begins his evil* plotting, preparing to get some chocolate...*

*Atleast that's what DIF thinks his plotting is, in his somewhat confused state.

*she whispers in his ear*
By asking very nicely... and doing something for me...a tribute of some kind...

:eek:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

- Laughmeister

*she whispers in his ear*
By asking very nicely... and doing something for me...a tribute of some kind...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D
*DIF suddenly hears TCG's voice, as well as a somewhat insane laugher of unknown origin, and ignores the laugher for now as it wasn't that insane, after all*

What...? TCG? Oh well... *decides not to make use of his "evil" plans for now, and save them for later* And what would that be, that I would have to do, pretty please?

*DIF suddenly hears TCG's voice, as well as a somewhat insane laugher of unknown origin, and ignores the laugher for now as it wasn't that insane, after all*

What...? TCG? Oh well... *decides not to make use of his "evil" plans for now, and save them for later* And what would that be, that I would have to do, pretty please?


*she appears beside him, gliding gracefully, her whip encircling her body. she had a box of twelve truffles. she opens it and the smell tickles DIF's senses*
A... favour... at a time of my choosing... and you must give a voluntary tribute to me.

*she appears beside him, gliding gracefully, her whip encircling her body. she had a box of twelve truffles. she opens it and the smell tickles DIF's senses*
A... favour... at a time of my choosing... and you must give a voluntary tribute to me.*sneers at whip* What kind of favor, exactly? And when it comes to the tribute... Do you have anything special in mind, or am I free to basically do anything my twisted mind can think of?

*sneers at whip* What kind of favor, exactly? And when it comes to the tribute... Do you have anything special in mind, or am I free to basically do anything my twisted mind can think of?

The favour is mine to choose. The tribute, yours.

*burns some peasants*

*flees*

*Let's the heads he was juggling drop at the sound of Her voice*

*Let's the heads he was juggling drop at the sound of Her voice*

i could feel that presence a world away... Suk, my devoted worshipper

i could feel that presence a world away... Suk, my devoted worshipper
*turns around and grins when he sees her* Goddess, My Goddess...

*turns around and grins when he sees her* Goddess, My Goddess...

You've been away for a while...
*she looks him up and down, taking in every detail*

You've been away for a while...
*she looks him up and down, taking in every detail*
*grins* I haven't gone anywhere. I forgot to ask permission. *points at his chest*

*grins* I haven't gone anywhere. I forgot to ask permission. *points at his chest*

*she looks closely and sees a small tatoo: property of the Goddess. special permits required*

*she looks closely and sees a small tatoo: property of the Goddess. special permits required*
No, Goddess, the big scar across my chest that you carved that says I'm not allowed to leave without permission.

No, Goddess, the big scar across my chest that you carved that says I'm not allowed to leave without permission.

*her gazes shifts to the other side and she smirks*
Oh yes, that one... you must have caught me in a pissy mood for me to do that...

*her gazes shifts to the other side and she smirks*
Oh yes, that one... you must have caught me in a pissy mood for me to do that...
No, just...*covers mouth*desperate that day. You were in one of your...sweeter moods. :D

title:Salmu Etlu Asbu

Duties: master of all kilts and knife fetishes, personal worshipper of the Great OM and wardrobe designer for the entire kingdom


*strolls in looking around* NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!! You dress like this!! *hisses while pointing at kilt combat boots and sword strapped to his back and the three knives at his belt* You get me a soda! *wonders off*

*silently scales the castle walls, sneaks through a window and hides beneath a bear rug*
*listens to conversations*
*is a little weirded out*

The favour is mine to choose. The tribute, yours.Okay, then. *DIF closes his eyes and concentrates. He then does something extremely obfuscated with his powers; something so obfuscated that only he knows the end result of it.

He then proceeds to put weird formations made from compressed fluff on some of the castle's walls. As they become more and more complete, words form. Eventually, the following text can be found in 42 places of the castle:

"Worship TCG, the tastiest goddess around, for she (currently) stands over even the divinest of fluff. With chocolate, secret sauce and evil laugher, she blow the minds of those who follow her, as she see fit."

After thinking about it for a while, DIF then adds the following: "Warning: When she licks her whip, RUN!"*

Okay, then. *DIF closes his eyes and concentrates. He then does something extremely obfuscated with his powers; something so obfuscated that only he knows the end result of it.

He then proceeds to put weird formations made from compressed fluff on some of the castle's walls. As they become more and more complete, words form. Eventually, the following text can be found in 42 places of the castle:

"Worship TCG, the tastiest goddess around, for she (currently) stands over even the divinest of fluff. With chocolate, secret sauce and evil laugher, she blow the minds of those who follow her, as she see fit."

After thinking about it for a while, DIF then adds the following: "Warning: When she licks her whip, RUN!"*


*she looks at DIF, then at the message, and then bursts out laughing. she kisses him full on the lips and hands him the box of 12 chocolates*
That is a mighty tribute. as promised... and I can always get more... for a deal

..snip..

After thinking about it for a while, DIF then adds the following: "Warning: When she licks her whip, RUN!"*

sounds like fun *grins*

sounds like fun *grins*

.*she turns*
Nobody complains... much. But that could be the gags.

*she looks at DIF, then at the message, and then bursts out laughing. she kisses him full on the lips and hands him the box of 12 chocolates*
That is a mighty tribute. as promised... and I can always get more... for a deal*DIF takes the chocolate and then makes his way up through the tunnels. When he is back in the main part of his evil (and holy) lair, he then proceeds to lay down on a pile of fluff and eat the chocolate*

*she sits admiring DIF's signage, revising her novel and spying on a few rebelling peasants.*
Let them plan. It'll be that much more fun when I confront them.
*evil laugh*

*turns up, looking like he's been dragged through several extremley prickly bushes backwards*

*sips from hip flask*

Eh?

*falls over, blind drunk*

*turns up, looking like he's been dragged through several extremley prickly bushes backwards*

*sips from hip flask*

Eh?

*falls over, blind drunk*

*she looks him over and burst out laughing. she approaches him carefully, calling a pair of tweezers to her hand, looking longingly at the thorns or some such*

*drops a tornado at a random location*

*she looks him over and burst out laughing. she approaches him carefully, calling a pair of tweezers to her hand, looking longingly at the thorns or some such*
*looks up at CG*

ssssssh.... sssssssssshh...

sssshhould I try to get up or not?

*tries*

*fails*

*looks up at CG*

ssssssh.... sssssssssshh...

sssshhould I try to get up or not?

*tries*

*fails*

*she giggles and kneels beside him, carefully pinching a thorn, wriggling it a bit before pulling it out*

*she giggles and kneels beside him, carefully pinching a thorn, wriggling it a bit before pulling it out*
*looks at his arm. It looks a little like a very long hedgehog*

Damnit. Drinking binges are really not my style.

*looks at his arm. It looks a little like a very long hedgehog*

Damnit. Drinking binges are really not my style.

That's oky Tribes... I can always pull those out next time, too... *wicked grin before she pulls the next one savagely out*

That's oky Tribes... I can always pull those out next time, too... *wicked grin before she pulls the next one savagely out*
*praises any and every known deity for the numbing effect of alcohol*

Paycheck + me + drinks with friends = 3 day blackout and a traffic cone. Is that just a standard thing for getting wasted - you pick up any traffic impeding item you can find? This one has a light on it.

*praises any and every known deity for the numbing effect of alcohol*

Paycheck + me + drinks with friends = 3 day blackout and a traffic cone. Is that just a standard thing for getting wasted - you pick up any traffic impeding item you can find? This one has a light on it.

*she calls a bottle of liquor and pours on his wounds*
LOL. I can't that I've ever had the pleasure... ppl seem to think i'm actually the reasonable one...

*she calls a bottle of liquor and pours on his wounds*
LOL. I can't that I've ever had the pleasure... ppl seem to think i'm actually the reasonable one...
Bah. You haven't lived until there are pictures of you smeared across the internet, where you are wearing little more than a traffic cone and a lop-sided drunken smile (all of which I tracked down and deleted, thank...someone)

Bah. You haven't lived until there are pictures of you smeared across the internet, where you are wearing little more than a traffic cone and a lop-sided drunken smile (all of which I tracked down and deleted, thank...someone)


*looks and him and then burst crying and sobbing uncontrollably*
But... Peeches and I... want... to see... themmmmmmm.....*sobs*

*looks and him and then burst crying and sobbing uncontrollably*
But... Peeches and I... want... to see... themmmmmmm.....*sobs*
No. I was 15, and technically that could be misconstrued by certain police forces... :eek:

...plus I'm kinda thin, so it's nothing special.

No. I was 15, and technically that could be misconstrued by certain police forces... :eek:

...plus I'm kinda thin, so it's nothing special.

*she stops and burst laughing, wiping her tears*
That's okay, I have enough of an underage fan-club, thanks...
And i'll wait for Peeches before we have a go at you again for the pics
*sweet smile*

*she stops and burst laughing, wiping her tears*
That's okay, I have enough of an underage fan-club, thanks...
And i'll wait for Peeches before we have a go at you again for the pics
*sweet smile*
Hey, no fair! You can't double team me, I'll crumble like a cookie!

Plus I have not been underage for some time... ;) :p

Hey, no fair! You can't double team me, I'll crumble like a cookie!

Plus I have not been underage for some time... ;) :p


That's the plan... and why do you think i'm still hounding you... Besides, I have to know what you look like when you pick me up from the airport *grins*

That's the plan... and why do you think i'm still hounding you... Besides, I have to know what you look like when you pick me up from the airport *grins*
What do you mean, pick you up? I'll give you a ride in my boeing!

*looks around suspiciously*

What do you mean, pick you up? I'll give you a ride in my boeing!

*looks around suspiciously*

*claps her hands excitedly*
Oh good!... what time do we leave? will it land here?
*she reaches over and pulls out another thorn*

*claps her hands excitedly*
Oh good!... what time do we leave? will it land here?
*she reaches over and pulls out another thorn*
*tries to buy a 777 on e-bay*

Sorry, what? I'm a bit...busy

*tries to buy a 777 on e-bay*

Sorry, what? I'm a bit...busy

Let's clear the Tarmac for landing...
*she reaches over and starts clearing*

Let's clear the Tarmac for landing...
*she reaches over and starts clearing*
*loses control of certain functions*

:eek:

EDIT: Damnit, I have to go. See you some other time :(

*loses control of certain functions*

:eek:

EDIT: Damnit, I have to go. See you some other time :(

ooc *sigh* m'k bye

*runs up behind Goddess and grabs her waist, swinging her around biting her ear, drawing blood*

*runs up behind Goddess and grabs her waist, swinging her around biting her ear, drawing blood*

*burst out laughing, she pulls his ear with her tweezers*

*burst out laughing, she pulls his ear with her tweezers*
OW! OW! OW! Baby, hurts so good!
With your leave I must take a trip, Goddess. I'll be back. I promise.

OW! OW! OW! Baby, hurts so good!
With your leave I must take a trip, Goddess. I'll be back. I promise.

Well, finally, the proper way to take leave... *she ponders, tapping the tweezers on her lips, licking the blood she drew*
You have my leave... on one condition: your return better be spectacular.

Well, finally, the proper way to take leave... *she ponders, tapping the tweezers on her lips, licking the blood she drew*
You have my leave... on one condition: your return better be spectacular.
*bows low* Of course. What else does My Goddess deserve?

*walks out, showing the ass is cut out of his pants. He looks back and winks with a grin*

*bows low* Of course. What else does My Goddess deserve?

*she raises her eybrow with an amused smirk on her lips*
I'll get a list

*she raises her eybrow with an amused smirk on her lips*
I'll get a list
OOC: Toute à l'heure...

*drops a tornado at a random location**just as DIF finishes eating the last piece of chocolate, a tornado suddenly appears in his evil (and holy) lair. He quickly gets out of the tornado's way, just before the biggest pile of fluff spreads throughout the whole room.

With his powers of fluffiness, DIF then manages to take out the tornado just before it reaches him. As the fluff falls to the floor again, and a soft breeze, the only thing remaining of the tornado, sweeps past him, DIF then lets out a relieved sigh, sneeses, and then mutters something. (exactly what he muttered is unknown, and will forever be a mystery)

He then puts the fluff back in place with his powers, before, being exhausted after using too much of his powers during the last few days, loosing consciousness and falling into a nearby pile of fluff.*

*sees piles of fluff*

Ooh, candyfloss!

*accidently eats DIF*

*sees piles of fluff*

Ooh, candyfloss!

*accidently eats DIF*OOC: How did you get past the barrier shielding the evil (and holy) lair?

IC: *suddenly, the purpose of the obfuscated thing DIF did with his powers a while ago down below the castle became clear; it was a kind of protection for himself, originally made because he was unsure about the safeness of the favor TCG would require of him in the future. A protection that now triggered, shielding DIF (which is kinda pointless, seeing as he died when he got eaten) while causing TTOL to violently explode, leaving two corpses in extremely bad shape on the ground; DIF's in the middle, and TTOL's all around him.

A great mess and a terrible tragedy indeed. One that perhaps can only be solved by a(nother) divine power of some kind.*

OOC: How did you get past the barrier shielding the evil (and holy) lair?

IC: *suddenly, the purpose of the obfuscated thing DIF did with his powers a while ago down below the castle became clear; it was a kind of protection for himself, originally made because he was unsure about the safeness of the favor TCG would require of him in the future. A protection that now triggered, shielding DIF (which is kinda pointless, seeing as he died when he got eaten) while causing TTOL to violently explode, leaving two corpses in extremely bad shape on the ground; DIF's in the middle, and TTOL's all around him.

A great mess and a terrible tragedy indeed. One that perhaps can only be solved by a(nother) divine power of some kind.*

ooc you rang?

ic
*she is torturing one troublesome peasants when she feels the life of two of her castlemates being extinguished. she looks in her mind's eye at the damage and shakes her head. she looks at the peasant almost apologetically as she lops his head off with her big battleaxe. she wipes the blood off on the peasant clothes and goes in search of DIF's lair...*

*she finds the lair in disarray, and shakes her head again. taking a deep breath, she steps to one of the bodies, extends glowing her right hand and murmurs few words. in a flash of light, Tribes' body disappears from this lair to her own bedchamber, intact. she looks at the second body, extends her glowing hand again over the DIF's body, murmurs and stops and giggles. she starts the incantation over. in a flash of light, DIF's body is restored as it was, but for a small tattoo over his heart: "TCG, my Goddess forever!". She chuckles again, bends over him to give in the Kiss of Life. slowly, his chest goes up and down. She nods to herself and leaves*

*she proceeds to her bedchamber. She goes to the bed, bends over Tribes to give him the Kiss of Life, checks for his vitals, nods and leaves the room quietly to pursue her torture spree*

*she sits nonchalantly on her tassled pillow pile, whipping a peasant because he didn't grovel enough...*
I am soooooo bored...

*she sits nonchalantly on her tassled pillow pile, whipping a peasant because he didn't grovel enough...*
I am soooooo bored...
Monday morning blues?

Monday morning blues?

Yeah... should I stay or should I go?




(good song.... to work I mean)

and spying on the threads, well, it's old

Yeah... should I stay or should I go?

and spying on the threads, well, it's old


(good song.... to work I mean)
Well I'm going to school in a bit too :(

It hurts

Well I'm going to school in a bit too :(

It hurts

*disgusted look*
I hate Monday mornings... I hate this morning... maybe should just go back to bed...

*lashes out at the peasant once more*

*disgusted look*
I hate Monday mornings... I hate this morning... maybe should just go back to bed...

*lashes out at the peasant once more*
I'll be back when I'm in school..... I'll be just a little more......passive ;)

I'll be back when I'm in school..... I'll be just a little more......passive ;)

*sighs*
yeah... right... well, off you go, then...
*she lops off the peasant's head with battleaxe*
Well, I'mo not cleaning up this mess.

*in a bid to increase the cult of OM, he begins ransacking local villages and kidnapping the villagers, dragging them back to his quite exquisite chamber. around the walls you see his assortment of european and asian styled weapons, and a few improvised ones he loves from his irish blood. Also in the corner one sees various contraption with no discernable way to operate them. Attached to many are dying and dead pesants with more chained or pinned to the walls filling the room with their delicious screams. Being that all that he has left strapped to him are his Katana and a simple belt knife, he is feeling quite vulnerable. smiling wickedly he jerks his knives out of a dead man, choosing randomly from his fresh slaves he picks up a young man and violently thrusts his kris blade through the mans ribsto pin him to the wall*

Now convert you filthly pesant scum or I'll have your ears! And TInk will have your scrotum.... *trails off mentally contacting TInk letting her know he has a fine gift for her*

*in a bid to increase the cult of OM, he begins ransacking local villages and kidnapping the villagers, dragging them back to his quite exquisite chamber. around the walls you see his assortment of european and asian styled weapons, and a few improvised ones he loves from his irish blood. Also in the corner one sees various contraption with no discernable way to operate them. Attached to many are dying and dead pesants with more chained or pinned to the walls filling the room with their delicious screams. Being that all that he has left strapped to him are his Katana and a simple belt knife, he is feeling quite vulnerable. smiling wickedly he jerks his knives out of a dead man, choosing randomly from his fresh slaves he picks up a young man and violently thrusts his kris blade through the mans ribsto pin him to the wall*

Now convert you filthly pesant scum or I'll have your ears! And TInk will have your scrotum.... *trails off mentally contacting TInk letting her know he has a fine gift for her*


easy greasy....I am the warrior maiden -collector of enemy scrotums.....Tink can collect scrotums in PC.


but I like your style........*sharpens saber on the skull of a peasant*

yeah i know.... but if SHE comes she wont take it, but you would there by fulfilling the threat.... but since you're here *hands you his shiny new blade* have fun he's alllllll yours *grins walks over to corner to watch*

easy greasy....I am the warrior maiden -collector of enemy scrotums.....Tink can collect scrotums in PC.


but I like your style........*sharpens saber on the skull of a peasant*


You tell him, lover.

*she hacks off the limbs of this morning's offending peasant*

yeah i know.... but if SHE comes she wont take it, but you would there by fulfilling the threat.... but since you're here *hands you his shiny new blade* have fun he's alllllll yours *grins walks over to corner to watch*


*looks the peasant up and down, noticing the fear in his eyes. "I could put you out of your misery you know...." He lets out a breath and whispers to me "I was a Noble....not a peasant.....you will pay for this" With that, Peech takes out her combination switchblade razor/potato peeler and decapitates him. She pulls him off the wall and tosses him in a pile for later scrotum harvesting.

You tell him, lover.

*she hacks off the limbs of this morning's offending peasant*


Morning my Chocolate delight.......*wipes blood from her face so as not to get any on CG*

*french kisses Goddess for 20 minutes in an effort to show her how much she missed her this weekend*

*looks the peasant up and down, noticing the fear in his eyes. "I could put you out of your misery you know...." He lets out a breath and whispers to me "I was a Noble....not a peasant.....you will pay for this" With that, Peech takes out her combination switchblade razor/potato peeler and decapitates him. She pulls him off the wall and tosses him in a pile for later scrotum harvesting.


*seeing Peeches in action, she feels a sudden flush in her cheeks*

Morning my Chocolate delight.......*wipes blood from her face so as not to get any on CG*

*french kisses Goddess for 20 minutes in an effort to show her how much she missed her this weekend*

*all reserve melts and she grabs her Peeches's hair, teasing her with her tongue*

*admires the view*

*admires the view*
*pulls over 2 chairs and offers LP a martini*

Hello all! :D

OOC *wicked laugh* Darn! I had a present for you guys... a very hot link... but I can't find it... must be at home... maybe later, if you're nice

Hey all! I feel like I havent been in the Kazoo in a long time. I've got some catching up to do.

*leaves Planners a voice mail to steal some shampoo and razor blades for her on his way in today*

*pulls over 2 chairs and offers LP a martini*
Thanks mate.

*sips martini*

*looks in the glass*

Is this a testicle?

OOC *wicked laugh* Darn! I had a present for you guys... a very hot link... but I can't find it... must be at home... maybe later, if you're nice


Its not the link that has the pics of you and I making out this weekend is it? We have to make them earn that link for sure....

Hey peech! How are you?

Thanks mate.

*sips martini*

*looks in the glass*

Is this a testicle?


*takes a sip of LPs drink and takes a bite of said object.....chews*

No, I think its just a Kiwi babe.....

Hey peech! How are you?


I'm fine love.....how are you? I might need to borrow a tornado from you sometime this week if its not too much trouble...

I'm fine love.....how are you? I might need to borrow a tornado from you sometime this week if its not too much trouble...
Sure!

Its not the link that has the pics of you and I making out this weekend is it? We have to make them earn that link for sure....


*giggles*
No Peeches, those are just for us... Besides, they'd have to be really bad to ever see those... *wicked grin, eyeing them all*

*takes a sip of LPs drink and takes a bite of said object.....chews*

No, I think its just a Kiwi babe.....
You're the expert.... :p

You're the expert.... :p


Indeed.......I can identify anything by taste alone........


its a gift. *licks LP's face*.........yep, a pirate.

*adjust kilt* is it just me or does it seem a might breezy inside today? *looks around*

@ Gene
Morning Gene. Do you happen to have those wonderful shakes you make soooo well?

*hands over a tornado for peech to use later*

gotta go now. later all!

*teleports out*

Indeed.......I can identify anything by taste alone........


its a gift. *licks LP's face*.........yep, a pirate.
*licks own face*

Well I taste a little peach too.....

*adjust kilt* is it just me or does it seem a might breezy inside today? *looks around*


*from her pillow pile, she stops blowing*
Sorry about that...

@ Gene
Morning Gene. Do you happen to have those wonderful shakes you make soooo well?
*the shake appears in her hand*

;)

*the shake appears in her hand*

;)

Such a nice godling... *sips*

*from her pillow pile, she stops blowing*
Sorry about that...

Thank you dear, I was confused about the draft as there are no windows and the door seems to be shut. If you're that curious you could always just ask whats under it ;)

Thank you dear, I was confused about the draft as there are no windows and the door seems to be shut. If you're that curious you could always just ask whats under it ;)

But asking is so... polite. And I am not polite. Besides, this is much more fun *wicked grin*

But asking is so... polite. And I am not polite. Besides, this is much more fun *wicked grin*
*laughs slightly then lifts up kilt as all the angels and deamons begin going "ahhhhh" or some such* enjoying the view? *lets it drop back into place*

*laughs slightly then lifts up kilt as all the angels and deamons begin going "ahhhhh" or some such* enjoying the view? *lets it drop back into place*


*evil laugh*
I like your style... you definitely belong here.
*she gives him a box of chocolates*

*evil laugh*
I like your style... you definitely belong here.
*she gives him a box of chocolates*
*grins accepting the gift once again flashing CG* You have my thanks and anything else you might think of ........*trails off searching under trench*

*grins accepting the gift once again flashing CG* You have my thanks and anything else you might think of ........*trails off searching under trench*

Now that is a dangerous offer to make to a Goddess, even more so to me *evil chuckle*

Now that is a dangerous offer to make to a Goddess, even more so to me *evil chuckle*


Might be dangerous to M'Lady *reaches behind pulls draws his wakazashi and katana* would you like to go play with some pesants with me? Those that claim proir nobility are the most fun *grins wickedly*

*yawn*

Katanas are so 2004

*yawn*

Katanas are so 2004

yeah, but my ancestrial diasho just wouldnt feel complete about it (don't ask how such a thing can be in the hands of an irish-man) if you would like i could get pictures of everything and have you choose which i lop off heads with :p


such a pahretty collection

*runs laughing madly into the nearst peasant village swords drawn intermittently asking who wants to dance to noone in particular and begins smiting peasants*

Might be dangerous to M'Lady *reaches behind pulls draws his wakazashi and katana* would you like to go play with some pesants with me? Those that claim proir nobility are the most fun *grins wickedly*

*as she gets up, her whip appears on her hip and she grabs her battleaxe from the air*
I'm always up for some exercise...

*as she gets up, her whip appears on her hip and she grabs her battleaxe from the air*
I'm always up for some exercise...
*while laughing manically* better hurry then

*while laughing manically* better hurry then

*she effortlessly catches up to him, lopping off the head of a peasant in her way*

*casually follows, cutting off scrotums and putting them in a box*

*ties the box shut with a bright red ribbon*

*ties the box shut with a bright red ribbon*
* she looks over at LP with his ribboned box, pouting*
Nobody ever gives me presents like that...
*hacks another offensive man, throws the scrotum in LP's direction*

*ties the box shut with a bright red ribbon*


for me?

* she looks over at LP with his ribboned box, pouting*
Nobody ever gives me presents like that...
*hacks another offensive man, throws the scrotum in LP's direction*
*headbutts the scrotum to the ground*

And what about me? All I do all day is please..... well.... everyone. And I never get anything.

for me?
:D

*hands Peech the box*

For you, sexy.

*headbutts the scrotum to the ground*

And what about me? All I do all day is please..... well.... everyone. And I never get anything.

Poor baby... here, have a chocolate...

Poor baby... here, have a chocolate...
*licks the chocolate*

Here, have......

*looks around*

.... my eyepatch

:D

*hands Peech the box*

For you, sexy.



you shouldnt have! *giggles and then licks LP from head to toe to show her appreciation*

*licks the chocolate*

Here, have......

*looks around*

.... my eyepatch

*she stops in mid swing, lowers her battleaxe and takes LP's eyepatch in her hand, turning it over and manipulating it*
...what's it made from?

you shouldnt have! *giggles and then licks LP from head to toe to show her appreciation*
*squirms on the ground*

Ah. Stop. That tickles

*squirms on the ground*

Ah. Stop. That tickles


i could always entangle you in my curls....like a spider does its prey.......for later consumption *licks lips*

i could always entangle you in my curls....like a spider does its prey.......for later consumption *licks lips*
Can I bring my parrot?

Can I bring my parrot?


well yeah....he can man the video cam

well yeah....he can man the video cam
No I mean my bird..... He might get your hair messy

No I mean my bird..... He might get your hair messy


kinda like you do?

kinda like you do?
Yeah...... :(

But we get to shower afterwards :D

*searches through village finding plenty of pikes, thne proceeds to remove all the slain villagers heads and placing them in a very asceticly (sp?) pleasing manner in the town square* ...... now off to rape and pillage.. and maybe burn *runs off kilt billowing in the breeze*

*searches through village finding plenty of pikes, thne proceeds to remove all the slain villagers heads and placing them in a very asceticly (sp?) pleasing manner in the town square* ...... now off to rape and pillage.. and maybe burn *runs off kilt billowing in the breeze*

*watches the kilt billowing and chuckles. she takes a deep breath and blows gently, directing it under Choqulya's kilt*

*runs off kilt billowing in the breeze*
Siiiiiigh


*daydreams of buttcheeks*