NationStates Jolt Archive

AAAAAAH! I wondered where the sex reference was coming from. S&M as in Symphony and Metallica. Silly.

My porn cd is in the drawers by my bed :p

Oh and yes, I did just punch a hole in a cd case complete with 2 CDs. The bandage on my hand proves this :(
What's "s&m" in the sexual sense? "Slave&Master"?

What's "s&m" in the sexual sense? "Slave&Master"?
Sadism and Masochism. i.e. Likes to beat up and like to be beaten up

AAAAH. That explains the confusion.

And you should punch a whole in that one.
Why? That would spoil the fun ;)

pfft. You have to show them who's boss


*laughs in a most evil manner*

Yeah right pirate boy.......



*sucks the blood, germs and plastic out of Tribes wound*

*laughs in a most evil manner*

Yeah right pirate boy.......



*sucks the blood, germs and plastic out of Tribes wound*
What's that?

*smacks peech on her ass*

Sadism and Masochism. i.e. Likes to beat up and like to be beaten up
and "bdsm" means "bondage, sadism, and masochism"?

ugh. :p

*laughs in a most evil manner*

Yeah right pirate boy.......



*sucks the blood, germs and plastic out of Tribes wound*
*looks at his hand*

Why do I get the impression you're enjoying that more than me? And why are you making slurping noises? And why do I feel fain...

*slam*

and "bdsm" means "bondage, sadism, and masochism"?

ugh. :p
Hey, it may be awful, but it still is less scary than some of the stuff hentai makes. Two words - Tentacle porn :eek: :eek: :eek:

What's that?

*smacks peech on her ass*

You know, that really leaves a sting..... being these chaps are assless and all.

*smacks LP in the jewels*

*gives Tribes CPR to revive him*

You know, that really leaves a sting..... being these chaps are assless and all.

*smacks LP in the jewels*

*gives Tribes CPR to revive him*
WHAT?!?

*headbutts Peechland in the boobs*

You know, that really leaves a sting..... being these chaps are assless and all.

*smacks LP in the jewels*

*gives Tribes CPR to revive him*
*becomes conscious*

Hey I'm all b...

*Peech gives 'kiss of live*

*falls 'unconscious' again ;) *

Hey, it may be awful, but it still is less scary than some of the stuff hentai makes. Two words - Tentacle porn :eek: :eek: :eek:
Octopus porno? :confused: :D (j/k ;) )

Octopus porno? :confused: :D (j/k ;) )


Why does that sound familiar to me?

*becomes conscious*

Hey I'm all b...

*Peech gives 'kiss of live*

*falls 'unconscious' again ;) *


Blimey......Its not often I cant keep a man up.......

Why does that sound familiar to me?
How so?

Blimey......Its not often I cant keep a man up.......
Oh no. I'm 'up'. Just unconscious.

*realises he just let certain felines out of a certain satchel*

*headbutts Peech's boobs again*

Nothing?

*shrugs and starts carving pegs from peasants*

How so?

Cause I seem to remember watching porn with the title "Into the Deep" .....sounds fishy doesnt it? hmm...

*headbutts Peech's boobs again*

Nothing?

*shrugs and starts carving pegs from peasants*

*poof*

Missing y'all!! Needing fluffles and gooey chocolate goodness!!

*poofs out*

*poof*

Missing y'all!! Needing fluffles and gooey chocolate goodness!!

*poofs out*
Well, I didn't even know... :D

Cause I seem to remember watching porn with the title "Into the Deep" .....sounds fishy doesnt it? hmm...
lol. yeah. :D

anyhoo...

*grabs a female peasant and rapes her*

*headbutts Peech's boobs again*

Nothing?

*shrugs and starts carving pegs from peasants*


*looks at eyepatch shaped impression on her skin*

Oh good....now I have one to match the one on my thigh.

*poof*

Missing y'all!! Needing fluffles and gooey chocolate goodness!!

*poofs out*

another drive by fluffling from Gawdly.......

Geeeeee, I wonder how many PAGES this thread has.... :D :D :D :D :D

*looks at eyepatch shaped impression on her skin*

Oh good....now I have one to match the one on my thigh.
Inner or outer? Thigh, that is...

*looks at TPE using prima noctes on a peasant girl*

Dude, you can do so much better..

Inner or outer? Thigh, that is...

*looks at TPE using prima noctes on a peasant girl*

Dude, you can do so much better..
How so?

*the peasant girl now bears his child*

Geeeeee, I wonder how many PAGES this thread has.... :D :D :D :D :D
*pages TPE: "a lot" *

How so?

*the peasant girl now bears his child*
*makes statue of the perfect woman out of clay*

*breathes life into it*

*woman walks over to TPE and proceeds in wifely duties*

See? Now, I like a little intelligence and free thuoght, personally...*looks for Peech*

*jumps up and down on the pregnant peasant's tummy*

*jumps up and down on the pregnant peasant's tummy*
No LP, no! She has to go to the personalised abortion clinic!

*points to a guy with a big stick*

He's a professional.

No LP, no! She has to go to the personalised abortion clinic!

*points to a guy with a big stick*

He's a professional.
But Looooongtooooon. I wanna!

*stomps foot*

But Looooongtooooon. I wanna!

*stomps foot*
OK, but you need to have training first.

*hands LP a big stick*

You see, you just do this...*demonstrates on a passing peasant*

Got that?

*makes statue of the perfect woman out of clay*

*breathes life into it*

*woman walks over to TPE and proceeds in wifely duties*

See? Now, I like a little intelligence and free thuoght, personally...*looks for Peech*


*turns up wearing her glasses so she can really show off her brainy side*

Shall I read to you today?

Like this?

*poke*

"AAAAH MY EYE!"

Don't complain peasant

*turns up wearing her glasses so she can really show off her brainy side*

Shall I read to you today?
*considers. for about a millisecond*

Yes. Please...please do. :fluffle:

Like this?

*poke*

"AAAAH MY EYE!"

Don't complain peasantHey, have you been reading up on different methods? That one requires a level 5 lesson in 'abortion by death of parent'. You sly dog, you :p

Hey, have you been reading up on different methods? That one requires a level 5 lesson in 'abortion by death of parent'. You sly dog, you :p
I saw it on the internet somewhere :p

I also saw: "Abortion through nostril"

I saw it on the internet somewhere :p

I also saw: "Abortion through nostril"
Ah. You could do that one if you can do it through the eye. However, if you come across 'abortion through left index finger-nail', avoid like the plague. Really. It kills more men than an overzealous fetish woman. :eek:

Ah. You could do that one if you can do it through the eye. However, if you come across 'abortion through left index finger-nail', avoid like the plague. Really. It kills more men than an overzealous fetish woman. :eek:
Would you care to explain how men die in abortions?

Would you care to explain how men die in abortions?I could tell you, but it is part of the sacred 'fingernail' abortion, and for you to hear it unprepared would make your ears bleed and your toes detach and go for a stroll in the park. WITHOUT YOU! (the horror!)

I could tell you, but it is part of the sacred 'fingernail' abortion, and for you to hear it unprepared would make your ears bleed and your toes detach and go for a stroll in the park. WITHOUT YOU! (the horror!)
What toes? :p

I saw it on the internet somewhere :p

I also saw: "Abortion through nostril"


I had a friend who had one of those. Not a pretty sight.

What toes? :p
Yes, well.... you will suffer through different methods. Perhaps a certain...appendage will drop off. Perhaps even.....a finger! The curse always works. *steals a nod. from whoever it is who keeps nodding*

I had a friend who had one of those. Not a pretty sight.
May she rest in peace :eek:

Yes, well.... you will suffer through different methods. Perhaps a certain...appendage will drop off. Perhaps even.....a finger! The curse always works. *steals a nod. from whoever it is who keeps nodding*


May she rest in peace :eek:

shes alive....her nostril just looks.........odd.

shes alive....her nostril just looks.........odd.
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/NoseJob.jpg

http://www.joe-ks.com/images/NoseJob.jpg


LOL.......thats so funny. I have that pic in my pic folder to post on my yahoo groups front page.

*straps on a rocket pack*

*zooms for the sun*

*hits a wall, making a bumping sound*

Hey watch out for that wall that makes bumping soun.....


nevermind

Hey watch out for that wall that makes bumping soun.....i


nevermind
*rocket pack goes crazy*

*tribes is launched into the floor, biting the dust on the way through*

Shiiiiiiiiiiiip!

this looks like it should go in the kazoo box of toys/playthings.....



http://www.gamesloth.com/games/skeletonpuppet.html

*sits on the ground rocking and moaning and clutching a bag of chocolates to his chest*

*sits on the ground rocking and moaning and clutching a bag of chocolates to his chest*

*warm smile*
Let go of my chocolates, Suk. Come join me, we'll enjoy my guillotine and spread despair in the hearts of the peasants.
*she goes to sit on the windowsill and admires her gift, her heart content*

Hello all!

*Mingles some more with that female peasant he raped earlier*

gimme peech juice :fluffle:

gimme peech juice :fluffle:

straight or on the rocks?

*she hears familar voices and turns to watch Peeches and LP play*

straight or on the rocks?
straight up

I like natural

*she chuckles, thinking naughty thoughts*

*Owns the female peasant as his new slave*

straight up

I like natural


Oh I know exactly what you like matey......

Oh I know exactly what you like matey......
and I know how you like it

straight up too :fluffle:

and I know how you like it

straight up too :fluffle:


well you damn well should by now.....



here....do something to my timbers

well you damn well should by now.....



here....do something to my timbers
*shivers them.... just for the heck of it*

*looks up from his new sex slave*

Ah. hey TCG.

*looks up from his new sex slave*

Ah. hey TCG.

*naughty laugh*
Evening Gene
*her eyes still spying on LP and Peeches*

*naughty laugh*
Evening Gene
*her eyes still spying on LP and Peeches*

*sits patiently at airport, flowers in hand, waiting for TCG*

I await your presence, feeling buff and randy.

*Buff and Randy run away*

*sits patiently at airport, flowers in hand, waiting for TCG*

I await your presence, feeling buff and randy.

*Buff and Randy run away*

I won't be coming in by plane, "Jim". The flowers are a nice touch though...
come and get me then, stud.

*appears from the mist*
miss me?

*turns up, all creativity sapped by a day of EU economics and transition sodding metals' colours*

Hello. I feel...odd.

*looks about suspiciously*

*decides to get blind drunk*

I feel...odd.

stop feeling me!! :p

stop feeling me!! :p
*considers*

How about....no.

*feels odd*

well, i could do worse......
*whips tribes*

*watches the play by play of Tribes and Odd and writes furiously on her diary*

So, Tribes, how's your tongue?

I feel so crappy. Its taking me like 5 minutes to type cause I'm allergized again. I dunno if I can even slay anything today. You guys just perform for me and I will sit here and watch until I pass out at my desk.


*puts saber on the table and props up on one hand*

I feel so crappy. Its taking me like 5 minutes to type cause I'm allergized again. I dunno if I can even slay anything today. You guys just perform for me and I will sit here and watch until I pass out at my desk.


*puts saber on the table and props up on one hand*

*joins Peeches and licks her neck, all the while showing off her sketches and her novel*

And this sketch? err... maybe it goes the other way around...
*turning the page*

I feel so crappy. Its taking me like 5 minutes to type cause I'm allergized again. I dunno if I can even slay anything today. You guys just perform for me and I will sit here and watch until I pass out at my desk.


*puts saber on the table and props up on one hand*
How about if we perform with you. ;)

*joins Peeches and licks her neck, all the while showing off her sketches and her novel*

And this sketch? err... maybe it goes the other way around...
*turning the page*

*her senses awaken from the sweet aroma of cocoa*

How about if we perform with you. ;)


well Ive never been known to just "lay there"....but I'd risk my reputation for you. ;)

well Ive never been known to just "lay there"....but I'd risk my reputation for you. ;)

Ah, Sweet Thing, laying there can be just as fun and active participation...
*winks and lifts her curls to entwine then in her fingers*

I won't be coming in by plane, "Jim". The flowers are a nice touch though...
come and get me then, stud.

*considers*

Well, business DOES bring me to Toronto on a monthly basis...

*considers while fondling himself*

*considers*

Well, business DOES bring me to Toronto on a monthly basis...

*considers while fondling himself*
*looks around the room*
Who said I was in Toronto?
*eyes fluttering*

well Ive never been known to just "lay there"....but I'd risk my reputation for you. ;)
Aww, that's great. Now if you'll just lie there...


...the dwarf clowns will be here in five minutes. To use you in the human trampoline act. This is, of course, what I meant. Nothing else. Honest ;)

Aww, that's great. Now if you'll just lie there...


...the dwarf clowns will be here in five minutes. To use you in the human trampoline act. This is, of course, what I meant. Nothing else. Honest ;)


You know I have the uncanny ability to decipher your code words.

You know I have the uncanny ability to decipher your code words.
Shhh! I don't want everyone else realising it's a code... *whispering from off screen* What? Speak up man, you'll never make a good secret service man if you can't relay simple instructions! *whisper* What do you mean, everyone knows the code? How? *whisper* Oh shush. It's not that obvious...*whisper* *whisper with example* Ah. Right. Um...

Ha ha! *drops smoke bomb, runs away*

*plays a peasant-skeleton didgeridoo*

ooc later, back to work for me...*sigh*

Shhh! I don't want everyone else realising it's a code... *whispering from off screen* What? Speak up man, you'll never make a good secret service man if you can't relay simple instructions! *whisper* What do you mean, everyone knows the code? How? *whisper* Oh shush. It's not that obvious...*whisper* *whisper with example* Ah. Right. Um...

Ha ha! *drops smoke bomb, runs away*


what all that ^^ really meant was : "Peech....I'd like to run you a hot steamy bath, shave your legs and apply vanilla/caramel scented lotion to your body. Then I'd like to dance with you til midnight, and then have you fall asleep in my arms."

what all that ^^ really meant was : "Peech....I'd like to run you a hot steamy bath, shave your legs and apply vanilla/caramel scented lotion to your body. Then I'd like to dance with you til midnight, and then have you fall asleep in my arms."
Where's the long watch on the beach by moonlight? And after shaving one girl's legs, I never want to do it again. How about I...er...do something else?

Where's the long watch on the beach by moonlight? And after shaving one girl's legs, I never want to do it again. How about I...er...do something else?

that was code speak for......something else

that was code speak for......something else
Great!

*puts on leiderhosen*

I needed somewhere to host the yodelling world cup!

a-wop-bop-alooba-a-wop-bam-boom!

a-wop-bop-alooba-a-wop-bam-boom!
*eats a sanwich with a pork/ham combo meat contained within*

*eats a sanwich with a pork/ham combo meat contained within*

*she steals half the sanwich and starts eating*
Thanks Tribes. I'm starving... *wink*

*she steals half the sanwich and starts eating*
Thanks Tribes. I'm starving... *wink*
*looks at half a sandwich*

AAAAAH! If you wanted a sandwich, you could have asked me to make you one - now I only have half a sandwich! What am I supposed to do, make half a sandwich to go with the other half? Fine, OK. But what about the bread? I'll have to tear the bun in half to make half a sandwich, and that will make a half-bun! You just don't think these things through, do you!

*goes off in a huff*

*comes back with whips and chains*

Now I'll show you...grr

EDIT: Oh, I forgot something - [/joke] should be at the endplease don't kill me

*looks at half a sandwich*

AAAAAH! If you wanted a sandwich, you could have asked me to make you one - now I only have half a sandwich! What am I supposed to do, make half a sandwich to go with the other half? Fine, OK. But what about the bread? I'll have to tear the bun in half to make half a sandwich, and that will make a half-bun! You just don't think these things through, do you!

*goes off in a huff*

*comes back with whips and chains*

Now I'll show you...grr

EDIT: Oh, I forgot something - [/joke] should be at the endplease don't kill me

*her eyes blaze*
Do you really mean to use that?
*she falls down on her ever present tassled pillow pile*
All yours

*her eyes blaze*
Do you really mean to use that?
*she falls down on her ever present tassled pillow pile*
All yours
No. I'm going to torture you in the worst way I know. I'm going...to withold my services! *gasp from crowd* That's right, I...have a headache! And I'm washing my hair! THAT is how much the loss of half a sandwich means to me.

*witholds*

*falters slightly*

*walks in with a plate of waffles*

No. I'm going to torture you in the worst way I know. I'm going...to withold my services! *gasp from crowd* That's right, I...have a headache! And I'm washing my hair! THAT is how much the loss of half a sandwich means to me.

*witholds*

*falters slightly*

*she looks at him, squirming on her pillow pile... eating HIS half of the sandwich, with that infuriating dimple showing on the right side*

*she looks at him, squirming on her pillow pile... eating HIS half of the sandwich, with that infuriating dimple showing on the right side*
*stands, looking at her, completely uninterested*

Your mind tricks do not affect the strong minded, little one...

*looks at sandwich, slightly longingly*

*walks in wearing nothing but 2 slices of sourdough bread*


so whats going on this evening?

*stands, looking at her, completely uninterested*

Your mind tricks do not affect the strong minded, little one...

*looks at sandwich, slightly longingly*

*evil little laugh*
You know, you DO know how to make a tasty sandwhich
*she takes a little bite off the end, and smiles up at him*

*evil little laugh*
You know, you DO know how to make a tasty sandwhich
*she takes a little bite off the end, and smiles up at him*
*fire burns in his eyes, his blood boiling, as he watches the morsel of sandwich slide into CGs mouth*

Damnit woman!

*witholds still*
*walks in wearing nothing but 2 slices of sourdough bread*


so whats going on this evening?My saviour!

*takes a bite out of the Peech sandwich, the sandwich acting like a nicotine patch for smokers but for someone craving sandwich*
Aaaahh. :cool:

*fire burns in his eyes, his blood boiling, as he watches the morsel of sandwich slide into CGs mouth*

Damnit woman!

*witholds still*
My saviour!

*takes a bite out of the Peech sandwich, the sandwich acting like a nicotine patch for smokers but for someone craving sandwich*
Aaaahh. :cool:

*pouts*
Tsk. Peeches. I wanted to break him...

*rekindles addiction to Peech by accident during the 'nicotine patch' episode*

Damnit! Two cravings fired up in one day! :(

I know doll....I'm a hard habit to break. *shows off her condiments*

I know doll....I'm a hard habit to break. *shows off her condiments*
*is amazed*

*falls over*

I know doll....I'm a hard habit to break. *shows off her condiments*

*sighs and takes out her sketch pad, spying on Peeches and Tribes and their... interesting composition*

*pouts*
Tsk. Peeches. I wanted to break him...


Here lover.......*hands Goddess some magic slices of bread*


works every time.....well....that and I couldnt find my assless chaps, I couldnt just go around naked. unless its just you and I in the castle

ooc: see you in a bit.....I have a date with some chicken and fresh veggies.

ooc: see you in a bit.....I have a date with some chicken and fresh veggies.
Ooh, you sicko... :p

Here lover.......*hands Goddess some magic slices of bread*


works every time.....well....that and I couldnt find my assless chaps, I couldnt just go around naked. unless its just you and I in the castle

*calf-eyes at Peeches*
You just know what to say to get me going...


ooc gotta go. maybe later.

*wakes up and smells the peeches*

*wakes up and smells the peeches*


that's just the aroma you need to get you up in the mornings isnt it?

that's just the aroma you need to get you up in the mornings isnt it?
I'm up..... not too sure if it's because of the morning or the aroma

Hey, LP!

*All of a sudden, an entire regiment of soviet tanks surround the place*

;)

Hey, LP!

*All of a sudden, an entire regiment of soviet tanks surround the place*

;)
Hey Gene..... Oh look. Deserted tanks

Hey Gene..... Oh look. Deserted tanks
*tumbleweed rolls by*

Party-pooper. :p

*blows up the tanks*

Hey, LP!

*All of a sudden, an entire regiment of soviet tanks surround the place*

;)


are we under attack?

*puts her clothes back on just in case*

*tumbleweed rolls by*

Party-pooper. :p

*blows up the tanks*
*blows on a kazoo*

Did anyone say party?

*blows on a kazoo*

Did anyone say party?
*whips out his didgeridoo*

are we under attack?

*puts her clothes back on just in case*
lol. No, I just feel like having fun with some destruction :D

*blows up 3 tanks, as american f-18's fly over*

OOC: and these God. Damn. Fucking. Internal Server Error's. Are. Pissing. Me. Off.

*blows on a kazoo*

Did anyone say party?
What IS a kazoo anyway?

*whips out his didgeridoo*
There's always a bigger pussy..... CAT! I MEAN CAT!

What IS a kazoo anyway?
it's a thing that looks like a submarine that you blow into and it makes a wierd humming noise.

it's a thing that looks like a submarine that you blow into and it makes a wierd humming noise.
Oh. If i recall correctly, isn't there a phrase out there, "up the kazoo"? as in, "plenty of plutonium up the kazoo" or something like that?

:confused:

it's a thing that looks like a submarine that you blow into and it makes a wierd humming noise.

you know I have a wicked comment I'm just dying to say in response to that....

Oh. If i recall correctly, isn't there a phrase out there, "up the kazoo"? as in, "plenty of plutonium up the kazoo" or something like that?

:confused:

no thats "wazoo"

like this is a pain in the wazoo

no thats "wazoo"

like this is a pain in the wazoo
oh. thanks :)

anyhoo....

*fires chronoscepter at the f-18's, blowing them up one by one*

*suddenly, a million Spartan warriors poured into the area*

mwahahaha *evil grin*

*fires at the spartans. Within moments, limbs, gore, intestines, and body parts are all over the place, along with assorted weapons*

you know I have a wicked comment I'm just dying to say in response to that....

mmmmmmmmmmm

*peels a banana*

*looks at Peech*

*hums*

*peels a banana*

*looks at Peech*


is that a banana in your hand or are you just glad to see me? ;)

Aww, no one wants to play with me? :(

Aww, no one wants to play with me? :(


*throws a grenade at something*

hows that?

*throws a grenade at something*

hows that?
*tosses a nuclear grenade to Peeches*

Try that ;)

*throws a spear which inexplicably explodes*

Have fun. Be back later!

*the spartan army grows to a billion, equiped with various weapons from all over mankind's history, ranging from spears, to nukes, to space weapons.* :D

*teleports out*

ooc I'm going home before it starts raining again. there's already a big black cloud arriving overhead and i can feel it getting cold.
ic *wipes out a hundred spartans with a wave of his hand*

Have fun. Be back later!

*the spartan army grows to a billion, equiped with various weapons from all over mankind's history, ranging from spears, to nukes, to space weapons.* :D

*teleports out*


ack! He starts a war and then leaves us here to fight it.


*Looks around for an extra saber*

ack! He starts a war and then leaves us here to fight it.


*Looks around for an extra saber*
AAAAAH! NOOOOO!

That doesn't unsheath (sp?)



Pull harder

AAAAAH! NOOOOO!

That doesn't unsheath (sp?)



Pull harder


well, it is long and thick and powerful and can inflict pain........but its not a saber

*pulls*

well, it is long and thick and powerful and can inflict pain........but its not a saber

*pulls*
Only in the control of an amateur...

Only in the control of an amateur...


Tribes! :)


here.....show me

Only in the control of an amateur...
Or the expert.....

<.<
>.>

Or the expert.....

<.<
>.>


and you show me as well

Tribes! :)


here.....show me
*shows*

*some time elapses*

...aaand there you go. That is how to use it. See?
Or the expert.....

<.<
>.>
<.<
>.>
<.<
>.< No. You should never use it for pain. There are...tools for that.

and you show me as well
*unsheaths*

Look at it. All shiny and ready for action

*unsheaths*

Look at it. All shiny and ready for action
Shiny?

*unsheathes and looks at his*

Mine is kinda blunt and dull - but it gets the job done. Many have been slain at the point of my sabre...

gasp and gulp :eek:

Shiny?

*unsheathes and looks at his*

Mine is kinda blunt and dull - but it gets the job done. Many have been slain at the point of my sabre...
my my. What do you do with it? Batter them to death?

Shiny?

*unsheathes and looks at his*

Mine is kinda blunt and dull - but it gets the job done. Many have been slain at the point of my sabre...


umm.....I'd like to trade my saber in for that one please.

umm.....I'd like to trade my saber in for that one please.
Fine, fine. Just one catch. This model comes with an 'attachment'.
my my. What do you do with it? Batter them to death?
Yes. I batter them to death with the point of my saber. :rolleyes: I lunge and thrust it into them. That way, the sabre has maximum effect ;)

Fine, fine. Just one catch. This model comes with an 'attachment'.

Yes. I batter them to death with the point of my saber. :rolleyes: I lunge and thrust it into them. That way, the sabre has maximum effect ;)


I dig the attachment and gasp @ that^^^^

I dig the attachment and gasp @ that^^^^
You gasp now...

...other noises follow soon... :p

You gasp now...

...other noises follow soon... :p


stop torturing me you evil man.....next thing you know, you'll be saying brainy things to me.........you know thats like kryptonite!

stop torturing me you evil man.....next thing you know, you'll be saying brainy things to me.........you know thats like kryptonite!
Hang on...kryptonite didn't make Superman weak at the knees! Or moan uncontrollably :D

Hang on...kryptonite didn't make Superman weak at the knees! Or moan uncontrollably :D


sigh.....and you have an English accent too.....


its not fair I tell ya

*goes off to make Tribes a killer diller super sandwich that he's never seen the likes of*

sigh.....and you have an English accent too.....


its not fair I tell ya

*goes off to make Tribes a killer diller super sandwich that he's never seen the likes of*

*lets her pen and sketche book drop to the ground, massaging her wrist.*
I just can't keep up.

*lets her pen and sketche book drop to the ground, massaging her wrist.*
I just can't keep up.


Ive been trying to reply to you for 20 minutes but the forum has been fighting me tooth and nail. And now of course I'm frazzled and forgot my witty response. :mad:

Ive been trying to reply to you for 20 minutes but the forum has been fighting me tooth and nail. And now of course I'm frazzled and forgot my witty response. :mad:

lol
It,s been acting weird, I'll grant you that. At first, I thought the internet restrictions were in effect, but as it turns out, i'm still on for a few weeks it seems... just Jolt.

Ive been trying to reply to you for 20 minutes but the forum has been fighting me tooth and nail. And now of course I'm frazzled and forgot my witty response. :mad:
Here's a tip: write your witty response, but before hitting the "send" button, select all in the "reply to topic" text box (the one you use to type your responses, of course), open notepad, and copy/paste your response, in case the server takes forever to load.

*Master S. and I look around, wondering what decadence and debauchery we have missed recently, and getting excited noticing the use of swords... thinking of my katanas and wakizashis... We sure have some fond memories of this place*

Since we are forced to leave for 2-3 weeks,

OOC. 2-3 Not up to me :rolleyes:

IC: Master Sadisto, let's make sure we make up for it when we are back permanently... *chuckles sadistically* Let's get the slaves in THAT DUNGEON working on new toys for everyone... *Wondering what toys, pain, or pleasure each and every one of you crave, Master S. and I leave 100 peasants... (and some hidden royalty ;) ) for the Rejects to play with when they get back, as well as a box of rare toys, thinking :In time, I'll be back, and maybe throw a Caligula style Bachanalian orgy... just to get back into the swing of things. Goes back to THAT DUNGEON to pierce ourselves and others in various ways w/various tools...* :fluffle:

Here Tribes......i cant believe this is my first post in here today.....ive been......busy.

Here Tribes......i cant believe this is my first post in here today.....ive been......busy.
Busy, or getting busy ;)

*slays peasants, lots of them*

Wow. They do it like rabits

In accordance with my job description.

*owns your mouth*

*uses his tounge*

Busy, or getting busy ;)


how I wish

*slays peasants, lots of them*

Wow. They do it like rabits
Yes. After the 'Great Purge' where several forumites (but mainly you) took to slaying peasants after every other post, I changed their life cycle so that they would mature in a day and be incredibly horny for about 2 months, before dying of old age (at least I think they die then - not one has made it past three weeks yet).

*resumes peasant studies*

Yes. After the 'Great Purge' where several forumites (but mainly you) took to slaying peasants after every other post, I changed their life cycle so that they would mature in a day and be incredibly horny for about 2 months, before dying of old age (at least I think they die then - not one has made it past three weeks yet).

*resumes peasant studies*
Interesting.............

*studies a peasant with an elephant up his ass*

In accordance with my job description.

*owns your mouth*

*uses his tounge*


Yay Branin! You better become a reg here now ......

*carves "Peech welcomed me to the Kazoo" on his forehead to show her affections*


damn jolt

Interesting.............

*studies a peasant with an elephant up his ass*
Dude, why do you have an elephant up your ass?

Dude, why do you have an elephant up your ass?
My pockets are too small

My pockets are too small
But your ass is large enough?

*cough*Goatse*cough*

Yay Branin! You better become a reg here now ......

*carves "Peech welcomed me to the Kazoo" on his forehead to show her affections*


damn jolt
Yay, I have carving in my forehead....

In true honor of the spammish tradition here......

*slay serfs* (ha take that)

OOC: Damn! Everytime I show up, the Kazoo is all over for the day! I have one week of decadence before my break... hope I can get here and get some!

*teleports in*

hey hype! :D

OOC: Hey!!! Someone is here!!! I was looking @ PC and am confused again...

Screw the PC! :D

Lets just have fun HERE! :D

Hey Hype Hey Eugene.....just dropping in to say hi. I'm not feeling too kazooey but I will see you guys tomorrow.

*slays a noble on her way out*

Hey Hype Hey Eugene.....just dropping in to say hi. I'm not feeling too kazooey but I will see you guys tomorrow.

*slays a noble on her way out*
Allrighty. see yat tomorrow--night :D

*wonders if Joc will go to post #1 and read about the Kazoo*

Who wants waffles?

Who wants waffles?


I do I do! Can you make special shaped waffles for me? Something dark and menacing will do.

*makes a peasant shaped waffle* *passes Peech a jar of jam*
Be creative.

*makes a peasant shaped waffle* *passes Peech a jar of jam*
Be creative.


*spreads jam on boy parts of waffle and covers it and herself with maple syrup*

*drinks maple syrup*
Mmm, maple-ey.

*walks in... sunglasses on* Long time! How's everything? Twisted as usual I expect? ;)

Mono, we haven't met... I'm Mistress Hype... *points to giant man in leather mask on leash* This is Master Sadisto... Waffles you say????

Yeah. Waffles.

Yeah. Waffles.

Can I have a waffle?? Or 10... one for me, 9 for Master S.?

Hey Hype! Its been slow in the kazoo......I think we've all had out of castle duties going on. I'm hoping Jocabia will join us soon. I'm leaving in a bit so you guys have at it.


*steps over dead bodies on her way out*

*passes Hype some waffles*
Enjoy! *randomly destroys forks*

Seems Mono is not here either... *to Master S.* Throw the bodies in the cart... *brings them to THAT DUNGEON to be thrown thru the door to hell*

I'm not here? Okay then. I'll leave. (I have to go anyway, so... meh.)

*hears comment echo thru the halls... Yells* I thought you left before me!!

OOC... I have to leave anyhoo....

*she comes down the stairs, her hair disheveled and her eyes wild, laughing breathlessly. she has finally finished her epic erotic novel, she spent days sketching all the different... poses of her castlemates and now... she is looking for release.*

hey tcg.

hey tcg.

hey TPE. written any messages in stars lately? *chuckles*

hey TPE. written any messages in stars lately? *chuckles*
No, sorry. Haven't been here much lately, actually.

No, sorry. Haven't been here much lately, actually.

*she goes to the window facing the guillotine... her guillotine, eyes gleeming. she uses her will to control an peasant and have him put his head under the blade*

*she goes to the window facing the guillotine... her guillotine, eyes gleeming. she uses her will to control an peasant and have him put his head under the blade*
*cuts the cord holding the blade up*

*the peasant gives out a bloodcurling scream*

*silence*

mwahahahaha! :D

*cuts the cord holding the blade up*

*the peasant gives out a bloodcurling scream*

*silence*

mwahahahaha! :D

*she laughs an evil, eerie laugh, her eyes blazing*
Exactly what I was thinking...

*she laughs an evil, eerie laugh, her eyes blazing*
Exactly what I was thinking...
*that laugh make Gene all the more sexually attracted to Divine, but manages to keep control.*

*materializes a glass of chocolate milk, and another one for celeste and hands that one to her*

So, *sipping his choc milk* Did you hear about what I did in the Paradise Club? *motions towards the planet a few million miles away in the night sky out the window*

*that laugh make Gene all the more sexually attracted to Divine, but manages to keep control.*

*materializes a glass of chocolate milk, and another one for celeste and hands that one to her*

So, *sipping his choc milk* Did you hear about what I did in the Paradise Club? *motions towards the planet a few million miles away in the night sky out the window*

*takes the glass and sips*
Thank you.

*she eyes grow distant* Yes I did hear about that

*takes the glass and sips*
Thank you.

*she eyes grow distant* Yes I did hear about that
*nods*

*takes a sip*

I see... :cool:

*strolls in wearing a set of leather overalls, carrying a little tool bag, and whistling a merry toon. Walks over to the guillotine and goes to pull out a sharpening stone before noticing the cut cord. A look of irritation crosses his face. Pulls out the sharpening stone and sets to work sharpening the blade on his dedication piece, whistling all the while*
shhhhhh-ICK!

shhhhhhhhh-ICK!

*sensing a familiar presence, she runs to the window and applauds as the blade comes down*

*strolls in wearing a set of leather overalls, carrying a little tool bag, and whistling a merry toon. Walks over to the guillotine and goes to pull out a sharpening stone before noticing the cut cord. A look of irritation crosses his face. Pulls out the sharpening stone and sets to work sharpening the blade on his dedication piece, whistling all the while*
shhhhhh-ICK!

shhhhhhhhh-ICK!

*she goes out to the square, looks at Suk with penetrating eyes and hands him a rope*
Thought you might need this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

THUD!

That's the last time I sleep on the roof

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

THUD!

That's the last time I sleep on the roof

*throaty, evil laugh*
What go tyou there in the first place?

*throaty, evil laugh*
What got you there in the first place?
I don't know.....

You?

I don't know.....

You?

*evil laugh*
You really should be more careful of what you drink... although I must say, you quite entertaining...

*evil laugh*
You really should be more careful of what you drink... although I must say, you quite entertaining...
Soooo....

I got drunk.... then what?

*throaty, evil laugh*
What go tyou there in the first place?


I told him to come up here and he did.



twice even

*she goes out to the square, looks at Suk with penetrating eyes and hands him a rope*
Thought you might need this
*glances up at Goddess with his dark brown eyes* Thank you Goddess. Good to see you. You wouldn't happen to need your roof repaired would you? *winks*

Soooo....

I got drunk.... then what?

*giggles at Peech's comment*

Then you... performed. For us. I must say, you do have... natural talent

*glances up at Goddess with his dark brown eyes* Thank you Goddess. Good to see you. You wouldn't happen to need your roof repaired would you? *winks*

I always have something for a handy man like yourself...

I always have something for a handy man like yourself...
*licks a thumb and tests the edge on her guillotine*

*licks a thumb and tests the edge on her guillotine*

*she hands him the rope*
How about you fix that and... test your blade. You always make a fine tribute to me... although you have been lax these last few days...*she pouts*

*she hands him the rope*
How about you fix that and... test your blade. You always make a fine tribute to me... although you have been lax these last few days...*she pouts*
OOC: You're SO SLOW! Now look what time it is! :(

*takes the rope and inspects it, tugging it, a slight smile on his face*
Maybe I'll fix that later, after I'm done with the rope.

OOC: You're SO SLOW! Now look what time it is! :(

*takes the rope and inspects it, tugging it, a slight smile on his face*
Maybe I'll fix that later, after I'm done with the rope.

ooc some of us are trying to work too, you know... :p

ooc some of us are trying to work too, you know... :p
Work? How are you going to leave me tugging on my rope while you work?!?

Work? How are you going to leave me tugging on my rope while you work?!?

*she looks at his rope and feels the the texture*
I think this thing is extensible rope.

*she looks at his rope and feels the the texture*
I think this thing is extensible rope.
It's one of those trick ropes that when you tug on it, it stiffens out. And then it has that big knot on the end...

It's one of those trick ropes that when you tug on it, it stiffens out. And then it has that big knot on the end...

*she slides her hands down the rope*
Isn't it kind of... thick... to try to make a knot?
*she inspects the rope more closely*

*she slides her hands down the rope*
Isn't it kind of... thick... to try to make a knot?
*she inspects the rope more closely*
Why don't you tell me?
*sweat beads form on his forhead* Is it hot in here or is it just me?

But Peech..... How the hell did I come all the way up there?

*looks up*

That's friggin' HIGH..... oh wait...... maybe I was high too

Why don't you tell me?
*sweat beads form on his forhead* Is it hot in here or is it just me?

*she kneels and starts to work the rope, biting her lower lip*
perhaps you should... look where we can tie this end on the guillotine to make it work again?
*she looks up at him*
Do you need to sit down?
*evil grin*

*she kneels and starts to work the rope, biting her lower lip*
perhaps you should... look where we can tie this end on the guillotine to make it work again?
*she looks up at him*
Do you need to sit down?
*evil grin*
No, no, I'm okay. Must be this...heat. *wipes off his brow* Here, let me help you with that. *grips the stiffened rope and holds it out to her*

*her eyes are ablaze*
This is chocolate rope, you know... i can smell it...
*she licks*
Not bad at all, not mine, but *she shrugs and licks again*


ooc brb 10 mins

*her eyes are ablaze*
This is chocolate rope, you know... i can smell it...
*she licks*
Not bad at all, not mine, but *she shrugs and licks again*
*admires her pink tongue licking the chocolate rope* You REALLY do like chocolate, huh?
*mutters* Why are my nipples so hard with it being so hot in here?

But Peech..... How the hell did I come all the way up there?

*looks up*

That's friggin' HIGH..... oh wait...... maybe I was high too


Its not that hard to come way up high. Its much like coming down here on the ground.

Its not that hard to come way up high. Its much like coming down here on the ground.
Like this?

*comes on the ground before Peech's feet*

*playfully smacks Goddess in the face with the business end of his rope while she's distracted*

Like this?

*comes on the ground before Peech's feet*


*quickly steps back*

Yes, exactly like that.


OOC: LP...what happens when they start the new PC? Will you still come to the kazoo?

and Goddess will you?

*quickly steps back*

Yes, exactly like that.


OOC: LP...what happens when they start the new PC? Will you still come to the kazoo?

and Goddess will you?
That was easy.


OOC: hell yes I will. I can't do..... certain stuff...... in there that I can do in here.

Like this:

IC:
Dance baby, dance

*starts coming close to Peech's feet*

That was easy.


OOC: hell yes I will. I can't do..... certain stuff...... in there that I can do in here.

Like this:

IC:
Dance baby, dance

*starts coming close to Peech's feet*


*hops from one foot to the other.....looking like shes doing River Dance*

ooc: YAY!!!!!!!

*admires her pink tongue licking the chocolate rope* You REALLY do like chocolate, huh?
*mutters* Why are my nipples so hard with it being so hot in here?


*evil laugh*
I LOVE chocolate
*she starts to nibble*

*pops in to kill something*

ooc sorry im only here for a couple of seconds but i just got out of a lecture, and i have to go meet my freinds. couldn't go without dropping in here though.

*Kills something else and dances out the door*

I'll be back tomorrow and I'll stay long enough for a massacre.

ooc: I know what you mean LP, and I want to spend more time in here too... for those certain things I can do in here, that I cant there... like this (http://www.smrpglegacy.com/PM%20TTYD%20Artwork/peach.jpg) ...

or this...

ic:

*the intrepid spaceman spiff lept into the club through an open window, reached deep into his pants and pulled out a long, hard... gun, which he promplty stuffed into a nearby greasy box for storage. It was important to maintain his hand cannon, and a regular greasing did the mechanics good.*

Hi ho good neighbours! :)

*hops from one foot to the other.....looking like shes doing River Dance*

ooc: YAY!!!!!!!
Faster! Faster!

*looks at Peech's peaches jiggle*

FASTER!

*playfully smacks Goddess in the face with the business end of his rope while she's distracted*

*she puts the end of the rope in her mouth to stop it from moving, while yanking the rope*

wmth, mith ith moth umthuthuamth

*she puts the end of the rope in her mouth to stop it from moving, while yanking the rope*

wmth, mith ith moth umthuthuamth
*gets excited watching and has to restrain himself from jamming the rope down her throat. His rope is now fully hard and jumping up and down with each slurp*
*runs a hand through her hair *
Sometimes it's fun to be a spectator.

*she pulls on the rope and make it pop out of her mouth*
Is there any way to make more... malleable?
*she continues to pull on it, a bit more rigorously*

wow. i wonder if the mods have read this, yet. :D need a new thread, guys? i can make one if you want, or anyone can, i havent posted at all, so i feel uncomfortable taking credit....

*she pulls on the rope and make it pop out of her mouth*
Is there any way to make more... malleable?
*she continues to pull on it, a bit more rigorously*
*gasps* That's not it. You just have to leave it alone for a while. But you're not done are you? *looks desperate*
Maybe if you but some of that special sauce you have on it.

Faster! Faster!

*looks at Peech's peaches jiggle*

FASTER!



*wipes peach juice from her brow*

good lord.....this is so hard to do in these assless chaps!! Give a girl a break!

wow. i wonder if the mods have read this, yet. :D need a new thread, guys? i can make one if you want, or anyone can, i havent posted at all, so i feel uncomfortable taking credit....

I usually make it when you arent on ....so youre on....feel free to make it. I will ask for a thread lock after you do.

*gasps* That's not it. You just have to leave it alone for a while. But you're not done are you? *looks desperate*
Maybe if you but some of that special sauce you have on it.


*her eyes brighten*
yeah, maybe working in the chocolate sauce would un-stiffen it enough to make a knot.
*she puts the knob back in her mouth, takes out the chocolate sauce and starts to massage it in*


ooc: but Occidio, you are still our illustrious leader... if you would be so kind...

*wipes peach juice from her brow*

good lord.....this is so hard to do in these assless chaps!! Give a girl a break!
You think it's hard on you? Au contraire. It's hard on me


FASTER!

*her eyes brighten*
yeah, maybe working in the chocolate sauce would un-stiffen it enough to make a knot.
*she puts the knob back in her mouth, takes out the chocolate sauce and starts to massage it in*

*sniffs Goddess's sauce* Mmm, that smells delicious. You're going to have to let me lick the bowl you mixed that up in.

You think it's hard on you? Au contraire. It's hard on me


FASTER!


*looks like the girl from Flashdance*

this is as fast as i can go! I'm......I'mmm *passes out*