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Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 16:10
Oh good! Unfortunately the Master and I have less than 5 minutes....

I am in no mood for the whip as I've had not nearly enough time or fun w/my cats... *takes cat and snap it from Odd's neck (avoiding major arteries) and swings it all the way to feet, while letting blood drip into goblet below his feet. Master S. does same on the other side... we need our blood sustinance for later...* Now we must prepare for art!
The odd one
06-04-2005, 16:10
Odd better be here! No fun torturing a puppet!! Odd! Odd!!!??????
right here. i lost my escape dummy, :( so no need to worry about that. ;)
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 16:12
I am soo there!

*looks around*
Gawdly! Come back! what a tease!

Are you writing erotica... and *gasp*... not sharing!? :eek: Oh I HATE it when that happens... although I'm usually the writer... I LOVE reading some good erotica... of all sorts...
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 16:16
Are you writing erotica... and *gasp*... not sharing!? :eek: Oh I HATE it when that happens... although I'm usually the writer... I LOVE reading some good erotica... of all sorts...

Why, yes I am *smug little smile*
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 16:17
*pours acetone in the streaks down the front and back of Odd's body.... to make them stand out more... and of course strictly for pain...*

Master S. as brought me some beautiful paints... *each of us takes a lighter whip and dips in our favorite paint colors, whiping perfectly down the cat tears... leaving beautiful colors head to toe....* My... far better than a J. Pollack... Oh I could go ON! However, Odd, you seem to be remarkably quiet for having his skin flayed off on both sides and having acetone poured in and re whipped... What's w/that Odd? High pain tolerance????! Is that what we have here? *let's hope not*!
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 16:19
Why, yes I am *smug little smile*

Oh, damn, and LP said you can't post that stuff on here.... I liked Gene's assessment better!!!

Any chance I can read as well? Or is it private cyber stuff??? From what I've seen, I bet you're a hell of a writer (technically)... I haven't seen your erotic writing... :)
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 16:20
I am soo there!

*looks around*
Gawdly! Come back! what a tease!

*poof*

You call, I come.

*thinks about it*

Maybe I should give you my phone number...

*thinks about it some more*

...but don't call me more than once every 20 minutes or so...
The odd one
06-04-2005, 16:22
*pours acetone in the streaks down the front and back of Odd's body.... to make them stand out more... and of course strictly for pain...*

Master S. as brought me some beautiful paints... *each of us takes a lighter whip and dips in our favorite paint colors, whiping perfectly down the cat tears... leaving beautiful colors head to toe....* My... far better than a J. Pollack... Oh I could go ON! However, Odd, you seem to be remarkably quiet for having his skin flayed off on both sides and having acetone poured in and re whipped... What's w/that Odd? High pain tolerance????! Is that what we have here? *let's hope not*!

you whipped my f*ckin mouth. its hard to shout

(rhyme was un-intentional)
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 16:22
*poof*

You call, I come.

*thinks about it*

Maybe I should give you my phone number...

*thinks about it some more*

...but don't call me more than once every 20 minutes or so...

*naughty grin*
Are you inviting me to visit you?
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 16:26
ooc. I am as usual, late for my appt. :rolleyes:

ic: *leaves Odd in the care of Master S. w/my permission to do as he pleases short of killing him...* (ooc:just as well, as apparently I can't post his actions here... )

IC: *watches as Master S. puts weights on a sharp tight *ock cage and onto Odd. He begins to rape Odd violently...* hehehehehe!

Goddess, would you like to take over? I gave him some pain, you seem to like to give pleasure... But please allow Master S. to have his fun. CG, you are welcome to all the toys Master S. brought, (pleasure and pain toys), and again, I will leave Master S. in your care and have instructed him to follow your instructions, unless you'd rather not, in which case when he's done with Odd, he can go back to THAT DUNGEON. Pehaps you can take over for me my dear Goddess?
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 16:29
OK, I see we have three... Perhaps you could put the hurt on Odd, intermittantly while putting the "whatever" ;) on Gawdly? I hate to leave Odd in such a lovely place and know that when Master S. is done, he won't have anyone to play with....!
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 16:30
ooc. I am as usual, late for my appt. :rolleyes:

Goddess, would you like to take over? I gave him some pain, you seem to like to give pleasure... But please allow Master S. to have his fun. CG, you are welcome to all the toys Master S. brought, (pleasure and pain toys), and again, I will leave Master S. in your care and have instructed him to follow your instructions, unless you'd rather not, in which case when he's done with Odd, he can go back to THAT DUNGEON. Pehaps you can take over for me my dear Goddess?

Why, Hype, how generous of you. *nibbles her ear*
*she takes up her whip again and looks at her... playmates*
The odd one
06-04-2005, 16:31
wow, i haven't been passed around like this for at least a couple of days.
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 16:35
Why, Hype, how generous of you. *nibbles her ear*
*she takes up her whip again and looks at her... playmates*

Thank you CG... I owe you... and again feel free to use ALL my lovely toys... best available! Just put the hurt on Odd for me! And Master S. will follow all your instructions...

If anyone has any dead peasants to dispose of... and I mean to not even leave an ash pile, please throw them here *points too dumpster type thang on wheels*. Master S. will later throw them thru our private door into the pits of hell... Kind of nice... no fuss... no muss... no decomposing bodies, no ash piles for people to choke on... Gotta love a door to hell....

*walks slowly out of room drinking goblet of blood for sustinance, humming "Sympathy for the Devil" ... back to THAT dungeon to coffin for sleep*
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 16:36
Almost forgot! :fluffle: to CG for her efforts, and just for fun!
The odd one
06-04-2005, 16:37
:fluffle: to hype for saving the piano
Peechland
06-04-2005, 16:40
I'm still here....I'm just filling out the daily castle reports and then I'll be in to join you guys. *hopes she doesnt miss Happy Hour in the castle*
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 16:48
wow, i haven't been passed around like this for at least a couple of days.

*wicked grin*
We really must get acquainted...
EDIT that really should have been accompanied by the crack of my whip
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 16:49
I'm still here....I'm just filling out the daily castle reports and then I'll be in to join you guys. *hopes she doesnt miss Happy Hour in the castle*

Hurry Peeches! The toys...err... victims... err...playmates are all leaving!
The odd one
06-04-2005, 16:50
Hurry Peeches! The toys...err... victims... err...playmates are all leaving!
i'm still here. cant leave; chains.
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 16:55
i'm still here. cant leave; chains.

well isn't that an interesting position for you to be in
*she tilts her head to try and look at you straight in the face*
i've never tried that particular one before... how do you like it? *she strokes your body with her curled whip*
The odd one
06-04-2005, 16:57
well isn't that an interesting position for you to be in
*she tilts her head to try and look at you straight in the face*
i've never tried that particular one before... how do you like it? *she strokes your body with her curled whip*
im just waiting for you to start ;) :D
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 17:01
*naughty grin*
Are you inviting me to visit you?

*poof*

Damn straight. This cyber-fun is only a prelude to what the real me can offer!

*poof*
The odd one
06-04-2005, 17:09
em.. hello?
am i the only one here?
whose going to unchain me? :(
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:10
im just waiting for you to start ;) :D

*Licks his chest, steps back and whips his thighs*

@Gawdly
I know you have a lot to offer... I'm thinking a little exercice in the métropole would be quite nice right about now...
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:11
*poof*

Damn straight. This cyber-fun is only a prelude to what the real me can offer!

*poof*

But could YOU handle the real ME? I wonder...
The odd one
06-04-2005, 17:12
*Licks his chest, steps back and whips his thighs*

@Gawdly
I know you have a lot to offer... I'm thinking a little exercice in the métropole would be quite nice right about now...
come here and i can lick you back
*sticks out toungue*
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:12
em.. hello?
am i the only one here?
whose going to unchain me? :(

Why no one. you are every woman's toy today. lucky you.
*whips across the back*
Do you like chocolate?
Peechland
06-04-2005, 17:16
*sits in the corner with her feet propped up on the table, eating some bat dropping stew*

Live sadistic porn while I eat....life is good
The odd one
06-04-2005, 17:17
Why no one. you are every woman's toy today. lucky you.
*whips across the back*
Do you like chocolate?
you know i like chocolate
the spare keys are stil in my pocket
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:21
you know i like chocolate
the spare keys are stil in my pocket

*puts finger on her cheek and bends one knee on the inside*
I do?
*she approaches him and presents her neck, just below the ear*
The odd one
06-04-2005, 17:23
*puts finger on her cheek and bends one knee on the inside*
I do?
*she approaches him and presents her neck, just below the ear*
hell yeah!
*licks*
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:28
you know i like chocolate
the spare keys are stil in my pocket

erm...question: how the heck would I know you like chocolate?
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 17:30
But could YOU handle the real ME? I wonder...

*poof*

I'm good to go for 12 hours without recharging...then I need 8 hours of food and tv.

*poof*
The odd one
06-04-2005, 17:33
erm...question: how the heck would I know you like chocolate?
that sentence in its original context was 'i know you like chocolate'. it doesnt really work the other way round.
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:35
*poof*

I'm good to go for 12 hours without recharging...then I need 8 hours of food and tv.

*poof*

Well, sign me up for the gym!
Gawd knows (i love saying that), i need a good work out!
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:36
that sentence in its original context was 'i know you like chocolate'. it doesnt really work the other way round.

*shrugs*
Well I like tongues, actually, especially foreign ones...
*licks the welt the whip left*
The odd one
06-04-2005, 17:39
*shrugs*
Well I like tongues, actually, especially foreign ones...
*licks the welt the whip left*
go raibh maith agat Bandia Seacláid, an dtabharfaidh tú ceann eile dom?
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:40
go raibh maith agat Bandia Seacláid, an dtabharfaidh tú ceann eile dom?

that looks like Gaelic *moans* that is so sexy. what does it say?
The odd one
06-04-2005, 17:42
that looks like Gaelic *moans* that is so sexy. what does it say?
thank you Chocolate Goddess, will you give me another one? ;)
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 17:42
Well, sign me up for the gym!
Gawd knows (i love saying that), i need a good work out!

You have a lifetime membership, darlin". Just say when, I'll reserve the hotel room, restaurants and Cirque du Soleil.

OH YAH! STALK ME!!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410754
Peechland
06-04-2005, 17:46
Everytime I leave and come back, Goddess has the men under her spell and have them speaking different languages to her! *searches madly through the bag of vials she received from Goddess.......pain killers...no...just plain killers....no...sweat from a car salesman...no.....*
The odd one
06-04-2005, 17:51
Everytime I leave and come back, Goddess has the men under her spell and have them speaking different languages to her! *searches madly through the bag of vials she received from Goddess.......pain killers...no...just plain killers....no...sweat from a car salesman...no.....*
tá muid i ngrá leatsa freisin Peechy, abair an focail agus beidhmid ag cromadh cúl ar aghaidh chun tú a shásamh.

Genug? es gibt kein Mann er 'nein' zu dir sagen koennten
;)
Divine Imaginary Fluff
06-04-2005, 17:51
Everytime I leave and come back, Goddess has the men under her spell and have them speaking different languages to her! *searches madly through the bag of vials she received from Goddess.......pain killers...no...just plain killers....no...sweat from a car salesman...no.....**chains Peech to the wall using chains made of compressed fluff, fluffles her for a little while and then picks up a whip and starts whipping her*

Better now?
Peechland
06-04-2005, 17:53
tá muid i ngrá leatsa freisin Peechy, abair an focail agus beidhmid ag cromadh cúl ar aghaidh chun tú a shásamh.

Genug? es gibt kein Mann er 'nein' zu dir sagen koennten
;)


well I definitely have to know what that says now.....*swoon*
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:53
thank you Chocolate Goddess, will you give me another one? ;)


*presents her tummy*
you still haven't translated yet...
Peechland
06-04-2005, 17:54
*chains Peech to the wall using chains made of compressed fluff, fluffles her for a little while and then picks up a whip and starts whipping her*

Better now?


ouch! ohh! OUCH!!


Yes...much better love....
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 17:55
You have a lifetime membership, darlin". Just say when, I'll reserve the hotel room, restaurants and Cirque du Soleil.

OH YAH! STALK ME!!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410754

Did... did you say Cirque? *knees shake*
*rushes to her room to pack her bags*
The odd one
06-04-2005, 17:57
QUOTE=Peechland]well I definitely have to know what that says now.....*swoon*[/QUOTE]
Translation
(Gaeilge)
we're in love with you as well Peechy, just say the word and we'll be bending over backwards to please you

(Deutsch)
Enough? there is no man that could say 'no' to you.

@cg; that was the translation.
Peechland
06-04-2005, 18:03
*says the word*

bending over backwards no less........kinky.
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 18:04
go raibh maith agat Bandia Seacláid, an dtabharfaidh tú ceann eile dom?
Still don't know what this means...
The odd one
06-04-2005, 18:05
ooc; i'm off imight be back tomorrow, if not, definitely Friday.
ic; ha ha i was hidin the key the whole time.
*unlocks chains*
now to make my daring escape
*limps away*
Divine Imaginary Fluff
06-04-2005, 18:06
ouch! ohh! OUCH!!


Yes...much better love....
*keeps whipping Peech for quite a while longer, and then carefully puts her onto a pile of soft, extra fluffy fluff*

Jag kommer inte på något bättre, så det här får väl duga. Det är åtminstone Svenska...
Peechland
06-04-2005, 18:09
ooc; i'm off imight be back tomorrow, if not, definitely Friday.
ic; ha ha i was hidin the key the whole time.
*unlocks chains*
now to make my daring escape
*limps away*


YOU HAD THE KEY!?

i like him more and more each day....
The odd one
06-04-2005, 18:09
Still don't know what this means...
it means; thank you Chocolate Goddess, will you give me another one?
=danke Chocolate Goddess, werden dir ein ander zu mir geben?

*ruggan ar thóin CG*

later
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 18:10
*Pouts* and he didn't even take it from my mouth!
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 18:10
it means; thank you Chocolate Goddess, will you give me another one?
=danke Chocolate Goddess, werden dir ein ander zu mir geben?

*ruggan ar thóin CG*

later

That's all right evil one,I have my sources, I will find out! *fist in the air*

Not even one last lick?
Peechland
06-04-2005, 18:11
*keeps whipping Peech for quite a while longer, and then carefully puts her onto a pile of soft, extra fluffy fluff*

Jag kommer inte på något bättre, så det här får väl duga. Det är åtminstone Svenska...


*starts fanning herself from all the languages floating around*
and what does that mean?

Now if Goddess starts speaking French to me.....I'm going to have to go down to the dungeon and take care of myself...err.... take care of something....
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 18:12
*starts fanning herself from all the languages floating around*
and what does that mean?

Now if Goddess starts speaking French to me.....I'm going to have to go down to the dungeon and take care of myself...err.... take care of something....

Oh, ma chère Pêche, vous qui nous dominez tous et toutes, nous sommes à vos pieds.
Divine Imaginary Fluff
06-04-2005, 18:18
*starts fanning herself from all the languages floating around*
and what does that mean?
It means:

I can't think of anything better, so this will have to do. Atleast it's Swedish...
Peechland
06-04-2005, 18:24
Oh, ma chère Pêche, vous qui nous dominez tous et toutes, nous sommes à vos pieds.


*wipes drool from chin*

uh uh buh hu.....*looks at naughty pics that she took while Goddess was in the shower*

I'm going to have to make these chaps not only assless.....but something else-less....
The Chocolate Goddess
06-04-2005, 18:27
ooc: g2g work
Suklaa
06-04-2005, 18:32
OOC: TG, peech
Peechland
06-04-2005, 18:35
Bye my goddess!

TG, Suk
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 18:43
*walks in* Is anyone here????
Suklaa
06-04-2005, 18:47
Small world, peeches.
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 18:48
Hello Suklaa!
Peechland
06-04-2005, 18:49
Small world, peeches.

Indeed it is love...

*smacks Hype on the ass with her saber*

yeah someones in here ;)
Suklaa
06-04-2005, 18:50
Hello Suklaa!
Hey, Hype, I'm just here for the instant conversation gratification, nothing more.
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 18:54
*WHOA! Smacks Peeches ass w/flogger...*

Instant gratification of conversation, you say Suk? That sounds like a bit of a LIE!
Suklaa
06-04-2005, 18:55
*WHOA! Smacks Peeches ass w/flogger...*

Instant gratification of conversation, you say Suk? That sounds like a bit of a LIE!
No hype, really, I never lie. And I can't right now. I just wanted to let you know before you threw me up against the wall and started wailing on me. :D
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 18:55
Hey, Hype, I'm just here for the instant conversation gratification, nothing more.

*Damn, it's a bit difficult to wail on a Sublime fan!!!... but I bet I could manage...* ;)

Perhaps I haven't been giving out enough pleasure... Well, it's likely to stay that way... maybe... *[I]thinking about it remembering I still need mad wicked sleep*
Peechland
06-04-2005, 18:56
I'm here for the cool wardrobe, the excellent reading material and countless items that are made of metal....
Suklaa
06-04-2005, 18:58
Peech, will you let her in on what's goin' on? Hype, we're neighbors! *ducks out with fear in his eyes*
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 18:58
Peech, will you let her in on what's goin' on? Hype, we're neighbors! *ducks out with fear in his eyes*

wha? :confused:
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 18:59
Or should I say "WA" ?! ;)
Peechland
06-04-2005, 19:02
wha? :confused:


who what wher when? Yeah Suk and I are neighbors. Hype- send me some cheese. Since I live in the peach state, I'll trade you some peaches for some WI cheese. And I'll trade Suk some peaches for an air brushed t-shirt...since thats the main commodity in his state-LOL.....jk Suk
Suklaa
06-04-2005, 19:04
*peeks in* Oh, I thought you guys were neighbors or friends or something sorry. And air brush t-shirts? I guess the jokes on me.
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 19:05
who what wher when? Yeah Suk and I are neighbors. Hype- send me some cheese. Since I live in the peach state, I'll trade you some peaches for some WI cheese. And I'll trade Suk some peaches for an air brushed t-shirt...since thats the main commodity in his state-LOL.....jk Suk

I thought you meant that Suk and I were neighbors... Have all the cheese you like. Can't get any good peaches at the store this time of year, but cheese is good here all year...

Hmmm.... "The Airbrushed T-Shirt State"....??? *wondering*
Peechland
06-04-2005, 19:07
*peeks in* Oh, I thought you guys were neighbors or friends or something sorry. And air brush t-shirts? I guess the jokes on me.


Theres an airbrushed t shirt vendor every 8 feet in *inserts Suk's states name*

I even saw a guy with a portable airbrush machine thingy once and he would come up to people and ask them if he could paint a pic on their existing clothes or their body......
Suklaa
06-04-2005, 19:09
I live in georgia. I am just right next to Florida. And yeah, it's a pit. :mad:
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 19:10
Theres an airbrushed t shirt vendor every 8 feet in *inserts Suk's states name*

I even saw a guy with a portable airbrush machine thingy once and he would come up to people and ask them if he could paint a pic on their existing clothes or their body......

Well, you can blurt out my state, but not say his??? Come on now! ;) I promise not to stalk him... too tired to stalk.... :p
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 19:10
Did... did you say Cirque? *knees shake*
*rushes to her room to pack her bags*

I know how to take care of my Goddess: Cirque de Soleil as an appetizer, Cirque de Gawdly as the main course.

*tests trapeze*

Let's get swinging!
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 19:13
Oh I LOOOVE the Cirque!!! They're all so..... limber......
Suklaa
06-04-2005, 19:13
I know how to take care of my Goddess: Cirque de Soleil as an appetizer, Cirque de Gawdly as the main course.

*tests trapeze*

Let's get swinging!
Goddess is gone *sighs* Guess I'll just have to wait. And I live in Georgia, Hype. Come stalk at will. *grins*

OOC: Ok, I'm done hijacking the thread. *steps out of the cockpit and jumps out the emergency exit* I think I'm forgetting something...oh, yeah, a parachute...
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 19:16
Goddess is gone *sighs* Guess I'll just have to wait. And I live in Georgia, Hype. Come stalk at will. *grins*

OOC: Ok, I'm done hijacking the thread. *steps out of the cockpit and jumps out the emergency exit* I think I'm forgetting something...oh, yeah, a parachute...


ooc: All the streets/hwys/roads, etc. called "Peachtree", which discombobulate me horridly will keep me away anyhoo...!
Peechland
06-04-2005, 19:17
That makes 5 NSers that I know of who live in GA. HOORAY FOR THE PEACH STATE!
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 19:23
That makes 5 NSers that I know of who live in GA. HOORAY FOR THE PEACH STATE!

Unless you have to actually NAVIGATE the Atlanta area, not living in the area.... Why didn't they just name ALL the streets Peachtree!!??
Peechland
06-04-2005, 19:25
Unless you have to actually NAVIGATE the Atlanta area, not living in the area.... Why didn't they just name ALL the streets Peachtree!!??


LOL.....its f!cked up I know.....I think the last stats on the number of streets in Atlanta with the word peachtree in it is like 45. Thats just Atlanta. Its the worst traffic in the states too. Unbelievable. Now you know why I live in a small town
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 19:29
LOL.....its f!cked up I know.....I think the last stats on the number of streets in Atlanta with the word peachtree in it is like 45. Thats just Atlanta. Its the worst traffic in the states too. Unbelievable. Now you know why I live in a small town


Is Atlanta still the busiest airport, or did that go back to O'Hare?

Crikey this is some spamming of spam! :p
Peechland
06-04-2005, 19:45
Is Atlanta still the busiest airport, or did that go back to O'Hare?

Crikey this is some spamming of spam! :p


*slays something*

Yes AtL is still the busiest. Fly in and see......ugh.
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 19:51
*slays something*

Yes AtL is still the busiest. Fly in and see......ugh.
ooc: been there done that... It was a pretty airport back when I went... but now that it's busiest? And all the streets are named Peechtree? Well, I did get to see "Man or Astroman", so perhaps it was worth it... :p

ic: *Has Master S. put a group of peasants and captured royalty (we have a private stash, too small though) on a wheel, while he spins it and plays "Hope to Hit a Royal" with throwing daggers... perhaps a wakizashi for some throat slitting later? Oh! And a new game "Whip the Wheel" as it spins... The games are just coming to me like crazy!!!* ;)
Peechland
06-04-2005, 20:57
I have to bump this cause I'm lost in the other threads. I'll just stay here and slay something.....am I high or what?
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 20:57
I have to bump this cause I'm lost in the other threads. I'll just stay here and slay something.....am I high or what?

I'm here to bump Peechy.

Repeatedly.
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 21:00
*All dead on the wheel, save for a bratty little prince, Master S. and I take the prince (blindfolded of course) to THAT DUNGEON to be our playmate for a while. We decided to clean up the bodies anyway, and put them on a wagon, which Master S. pulls to THAT DUNGEON, leaving no blood trail. They're tossed into the door to hell, while we listen to a screaming prince... muahahahahaa... We shant play with him long... we need our coffin rest...*
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 21:00
Yay!

I was too lazy to look for this thread :fluffle:
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 21:02
Yay!

I was too lazy to look for this thread :fluffle:

Of course...it must be tiring to drag your legless trunk around all day.
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 21:03
I have to bump this cause I'm lost in the other threads. I'll just stay here and slay something.....am I high or what?

DAMN!! I'm on my way out and then a crowd shows up... !!! :eek:
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 21:05
DAMN!! I'm on my way out and then a crowd shows up... !!! :eek:

...and yer waaaay hot, too! Dang...hurry back, I need some help with my...ummm...golf-grip.
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 21:06
Of course...it must be tiring to drag your legless trunk around all day.
You don't know the half of it :(
Peechland
06-04-2005, 21:06
I'm too tired to torture anyone today, so I'm just gonna sit here and drink beer and sharpen something
Hyperslackovicznia
06-04-2005, 21:06
...and yer waaaay hot, too! Dang...hurry back, I need some help with my...ummm...golf-grip.


Hahahaha!!! You've never seen me w/a golf club... that may be the ultimate torture...! heheheheh!!!

However, the coffin awaits...

Play nice everyone! *laughs evilly* ;)
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 21:08
Hahahaha!!! You've never seen me w/a golf club... that may be the ultimate torture...! heheheheh!!!

However, the coffin awaits...

Play nice everyone! *laughs evilly* ;)

...and you haven't seen my golf club. Yet.
Peechland
06-04-2005, 21:09
*Plays cards with LP while drinking beer and watching Hype and Gawd discuss their golfing plans*
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 21:10
*Plays cards with LP while drinking beer and watching Hype and Gawd discuss their golfing plans*
Hit me

*cowers*

No I mean, give me another card
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 21:11
*Plays cards with LP while drinking beer and watching Hype and Gawd discuss their golfing plans*

*sneaks up behind Peechy, bumps her*
Peechland
06-04-2005, 21:13
Hit me

*cowers*

No I mean, give me another card


*hits him*

well youve got at total of 6...want me to hit you again?

*drops cards and LP see's her hand*

Gawd!! I had 21!
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 21:17
*hits him*

well youve got at total of 6...want me to hit you again?

*drops cards and LP see's her hand*

Gawd!! I had 21!

*blushes*

Well, thanks sweetie, but you got the numbers mixed up: it's 12.

*waits while she thinks about it*
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 21:19
*hits him*

well youve got at total of 6...want me to hit you again?

*drops cards and LP see's her hand*

Gawd!! I had 21!
*sigh*

*strips off shirt*
Peechland
06-04-2005, 21:22
*blushes*

Well, thanks sweetie, but you got the numbers mixed up: it's 12.

*waits while she thinks about it*

:eek: mercy....
Planners
06-04-2005, 21:22
*comes in wearing a costume shaped as a 21*

'ello 'dere.
Peechland
06-04-2005, 21:26
*comes in wearing a costume shaped as a 21*

'ello 'dere.

lol...youre so crazy
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 21:27
*deals*

*looks at cards*

I'll raise you a sock
Peechland
06-04-2005, 21:30
Well I hate to leave all you men alone here with no one.....err....nothing to do....but I'm heading out.

*sets up hidden camera in hopes of catching funky boy lovin'*

kisses all! :fluffle:
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 21:32
Drat

*throws a King and Queen of hearts on the table*

Looks around for some entertainment
Teh Cameron Clan
06-04-2005, 21:32
Well I hate to leave all you men alone here with no one.....err....nothing to do....but I'm heading out.

*sets up hidden camera in hopes of catching funky boy lovin'*

kisses all! :fluffle:

eek! *locks door*
Peechland
06-04-2005, 21:33
eek! *locks door*


let me out!
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 21:33
eek! *locks door*
knock knock
DHomme
06-04-2005, 21:34
knock knock
whos there?
Teh Cameron Clan
06-04-2005, 21:35
knock knock
who is it ?
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 21:37
:eek: mercy....

*whips out handy motto*

SHOW NO MERCY!

*buffs motto*
Gawdly
06-04-2005, 21:38
Well I hate to leave all you men alone here with no one.....err....nothing to do....but I'm heading out.

*sets up hidden camera in hopes of catching funky boy lovin'*

kisses all! :fluffle:

Funky is right. That boy don't wash much...
Planners
06-04-2005, 21:38
who is it ?

*peeks through peek hole*

'ello 'dere
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 21:38
whos there?
Your mom
DHomme
06-04-2005, 21:39
Your mom
your mom who
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 21:43
your mom who
Your mom up her ass

Muahahahaha

Anyway. She told me to give you $10. I told her to go screw herself. She did and now it's $15 :(
Legless Pirates
06-04-2005, 22:03
No one?

*slips the money under the door*


*slays peasants*
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 00:01
*teleports in*

Hello all!
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 01:06
*at her alchemist's table, she is still writing furiously, sometimes laughing to herself, other times moaning...*
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 02:27
*spontaneously worships TCG*
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 02:28
*She gets up from her desk, stretches with feline elegance and fixes herself a drink*

Why, Gene, how very nice of you...
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 02:30
*She gets up from her desk, stretches with feline elegance and fixes herself a drink*

Why, Gene, how very nice of you...
Thanks, but screw nicenesss..... :D

*copulates with TCG*

OOC: is there a better word I can use instead of just copulate?
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 02:34
Thanks, but screw nicenesss..... :D

*copulates with TCG*

OOC: is there a better word I can use instead of just copulate?
:rolleyes: how about charming me first? my chocolate goodness, my bounty, my sweetness
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 02:38
:rolleyes: how about charming me first? my chocolate goodness, my bounty, my sweetness
Alright...

*whips up a good, thick, creamy chocolate milkshake, with dark chocolate chunks all over.*
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 02:41
Alright...

*whips up a good, thick, creamy chocolate milkshake, with dark chocolate chunks all over.*

Since we're the only ones here, why don't we go the battlements and play with the peasants, showing off our powers?
*she takes the shakes and sips* yummy
Peechland
07-04-2005, 02:41
*walks up behind Goddess,reaches around her body and takes her drink from her hand. She gently moves her soft curls away from her neck. Kissing her smooth satin skin....she turns Goddess around slowly....moving her lips from her neck...to her chin...and finally up to her lips. A passionate exchange takes place between the two maidens.....they realize they have a strong desire for the unique flavor that each of them possess. Embraced breast to breast, stroking the small of her back....Peech breaks the kiss slowly.....taking Goddess's soft bottom lip into her own lips for one last suckle. The sweet release of the kiss leaves them in a trance like state....with a heat from their bodies that lingers in the air*
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 02:42
Since we're the only ones here, why don't we go the battlements and play with the peasants, showing off our powers?
*she takes the shakes and sips* yummy
*cackles evilly*
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 02:54
*walks up behind Goddess,reaches around her body and takes her drink from her hand. She gently moves her soft curls away from her neck. Kissing her smooth satin skin....she turns Goddess around slowly....moving her lips from her neck...to her chin...and finally up to her lips. A passionate exchange takes place between the two maidens.....they realize they have a strong desire for the unique flavor that each of them possess. Embraced breast to breast, stroking the small of her back....Peech breaks the kiss slowly.....taking Goddess's soft bottom lip into her own lips for one last suckle. The sweet release of the kiss leaves them in a trance like state....with a heat from their bodies that lingers in the air*

*still embraced, the Goddess, releases her full power on Peeches, the fairest of maidens, sending waves of passion, enflaming her body. Both breathe in unison, ragged breaths. CG gently strokes her beloved's spine, from her neck to the small of her back and up again, sending lashes of desire through their bodies. She leans in and gently bites her neck, below the ear, strocking her back with one hand and her side with the other. THeir knees buckles and both fall on CG's favorite pile of tassled pillows, exhausted.
Peechland
07-04-2005, 02:59
*still embraced, the Goddess, releases her full power on Peeches, the fairest of maidens, sending waves of passion, enflaming her body. Both breathe in unison, ragged breaths. CG gently strokes her beloved's spine, from her neck to the small of her back and up again, sending lashes of desire through their bodies. She leans in and gently bites her neck, below the ear, strocking her back with one hand and her side with the other. THeir knees buckles and both fall on CG's favorite pile of tassled pillows, exhausted.


Laying face to face......they touch each others face for a brief moment...still captivated by the passion filled kisses that just took place. Peech looks up and down Goddess's body...taking in all the beauty from her pristine ivory skin. Starting at her shoulder...she gently strokes Goddess's skin....down her arm....across her hips....along side her silky smooth legs.
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 03:05
Laying face to face......they touch each others face for a brief moment...still captivated by the passion filled kisses that just took place. Peech looks up and down Goddess's body...taking in all the beauty from her pristine ivory skin. Starting at her shoulder...she gently strokes Goddess's skin....down her arm....across her hips....along side her silky smooth legs.

*she quivers with desire at her touch. she lies on her side to look at her glorious face framed in her curls of gold. she takes her foot and gently strokes her legs, abandoning herself to the sheer pleasure of her skin.
Peechland
07-04-2005, 03:05
I'll finish this pillow time in the morning....until then my Goddess
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 03:06
I'll finish this pillow time in the morning....until then my Goddess

I'll be waiting, like always, my Sweet
*finishes the milkshake*
That hits the spot! *yawns* thanks Gene.
*she curls up and falls asleep*
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 03:16
awww, leaving so soon? :(
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 08:35
I do show up at the most ridiculous times... There's rarely anyone here!!

*Goes on a slave hunt... need to replenish...*
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 11:42
Well everyone... I stayed up all night... So, I collected many peasants and rounded them up and left them in a cage. The key is on the floor 20 feet away... *offers the peasants for those who come to play today* Master S. and I have had our fun w/a few... also disposed of. Prior to retreating to our coffins, we'll be having a lovely romantic candle lit black magic ritual... We'll drink from our huge supply of blood from the finest crystal, (of course for this, all his masks and bonds of indenture will be removed), look deeply into each others eyes... discuss what we'll do next time we get back here.... have some good fun together... and then sleep.... and sleep... *Prior to leaving, leaves devices for use together or on the peasants, daggers and swords, candles, fruit and chocolate of course ;) and our deepest wishes for a lovely day of debauchery :fluffle: Master S. again lovingly carries me to THAT DUNGEON and pulls out a surpirse gift he's been working on for me/us... a beautifully carved mahogany double-sized coffin for both of us to share...Thinking....I must treat him well and let him be top for a while We share a deep kiss and a wonderful session starts from there... It is 5:40am after all. Thinks: Sleeping during the day and playing by night suits us. Now subsisting on blood and sleeping in coffins, I wonder if some transformation is taking place???....
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 11:44
Night.... or should that be, mornin'?..... Hype
Divine Imaginary Fluff
07-04-2005, 11:55
Time for some fluffling! Oh, TCG is still asleep...

*snatches TCG, brings her to his room, chains her to the ground and starts fluffling her*
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 11:58
Time for some fluffling! Oh, TCG is still asleep...

*snatches TCG, brings her to his room, chains her to the ground and starts fluffling her*
You perv :D
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 12:01
ooc: had to respond....

Yes, it is day here.... I stayed up the past night, well well over 24 hours...

ic: Isn't anyone happy w/all the work and gifts Master S. and I left for you all??? I would HOPE SO!
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 12:03
ooc: had to respond....

Yes, it is day here.... I stayed up the past night, well well over 24 hours...

ic: Isn't anyone happy w/all the work and gifts Master S. and I left for you all??? I would HOPE SO!
But I'm afraid..... What if I'm not allowed to play with them? :(
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 12:07
But I'm afraid..... What if I'm not allowed to play with them? :(


LP... Take all the toys you want and I give you permission to have first crack at the peasants! Have you ever tried... rebelling? You may like being the one in charge! On the other hand, you may love your punishment!! :fluffle: ;)
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 12:10
LP... Take all the toys you want and I give you permission to have first crack at the peasants! Have you ever tried... rebelling? You may like being the one in charge! On the other hand, you may love your punishment!! :fluffle: ;)
Some punishment is better than others

*shudders and looks towards Peeches' door*

*finds a tube and a box of mice*

Oi! You! Peasant!

Bend over.
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 12:16
Some punishment is better than others

*shudders and looks towards Peeches' door*

*finds a tube and a box of mice*

Oi! You! Peasant!

Bend over.

There you go!!! *Projected that thought as I'm busy w/Master S. in THAT DUNGEON but still have my ways of getting info*
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 12:33
There you go!!! *Projected that thought as I'm busy w/Master S. in THAT DUNGEON but still have my ways of getting info*
*straps down the peasant*

Now now.... no need to be afraid. It won't hurt at all...... not until it starts eating anyway.

*puts a mouse in the tube*
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 12:38
*straps down the peasant*

Now now.... no need to be afraid. It won't hurt at all...... not until it starts eating anyway.

*puts a mouse in the tube*

You don't sound afraid to play.... ;)
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 12:45
You don't sound afraid to play.... ;)
What can I say? I have a vivid imagination.

(And I read 120 days of Sodom)

*staples the peasant's bottom shut and watches her with interest*
The odd one
07-04-2005, 12:55
miss me?
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 13:01
Hey there Odd... ;)
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 13:02
What can I say? I have a vivid imagination.

(And I read 120 days of Sodom)

*staples the peasant's bottom shut and watches her with interest*
Well, I thought for sure you'd be dealing w/a guy! dunno why... seems like a guy thing...
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 13:09
*wrapped in her peasant skin duvet, she comes down the stairs, yawning*
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 13:11
*wrapped in her peasant skin duvet, she comes down the stairs, yawning*
*she comes down to see a HUGE array of chocolates of every kind. sundae, milkshakes, cookies, even chocolate peanut butter*
The odd one
07-04-2005, 13:12
good day to you all. not a patch of blue in the sky, perfect, toss me a peasant wouldya?
Peechland
07-04-2005, 13:13
*tosses odd a peasant and one of the cheerleaders she took hostage last month*

I almost forgot about her....
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 13:15
*she comes down to see a HUGE array of chocolates of every kind. sundae, milkshakes, cookies, even chocolate peanut butter*

You're really going all out, there Gene... But you should know Imake the best chocolate *eyes fluttering*
The odd one
07-04-2005, 13:17
*tosses odd a peasant and one of the cheerleaders she took hostage last month*

I almost forgot about her....
bounus! :p
*straps both to table*
playtime :D
thanks peech, you're a star ;)
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 13:17
You're really going all out, there Gene... But you should know Imake the best chocolate *eyes fluttering*
Of course, milady ;) :fluffle: :p :fluffle:
good day to you all. not a patch of blue in the sky, perfect, toss me a peasant wouldya?
not a patch of blue?!

*gleefully looks out the window* Yay! overcast skies! :D
Peechland
07-04-2005, 13:18
You're really going all out, there Gene... But you should know Imake the best chocolate *eyes fluttering*

*nods furiously*

she certainly does.....I'm hoping she will make me into a dessert..........I mean make me a dessert later.


(hype-loves those e-mails btw)
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 13:19
*tosses odd a peasant and one of the cheerleaders she took hostage last month*

I almost forgot about her....

*telepathically* Has no one noticed the huge pile of peasants and offerings and toys for a good day for you all? Since I was up all night, Master S. and I collected all kinds of playmates for you (ooc: read back just a tad if need be), as we will be sleeping today...mostly... I know LP already found the cage of peasants... All of you help yourselves!!!! :fluffle:
Lecherous Gurus
07-04-2005, 13:20
i come in search of wisdom and ass, this seemed like th place to look
The odd one
07-04-2005, 13:41
i come in search of wisdom and ass, this seemed like th place to look
*chains gurus to the cage*
who wants to show this noob how things work around here?
Peechland
07-04-2005, 13:47
i come in search of wisdom and ass, this seemed like th place to look


You came to the right place.....

*shows off her assless chaps and saber*
Divine Imaginary Fluff
07-04-2005, 13:47
*wrapped in her peasant skin duvet, she comes down the stairs, yawning*One moment you were chained to the gound in my evil (and holy) lair being fluffled, and the next moment you were going down the stairs? :eek:
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 13:53
*nods furiously*

she certainly does.....I'm hoping she will make me into a dessert..........I mean make me a dessert later.


(hype-loves those e-mails btw)


ooc what the hell?!!!! stupid lag..... whatever that was...


Well, Lasc wanted to spread my chocolate frosting over his cake last night, but for your Peeches, it's definitely a peach dipped in chocolate

And we should really... collaborate more often. it's hot.
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 13:53
*Runs thru secret passage to upstairs after having thrown on a bustier and spiked heels and a flail and katana just in case* People!!! Don't waste all these peasants!!!! Only LP has a clue!!! We left you toys, treats, and victims/playmates. Master S. and I stayed up all night (which seems to be our time now) and will remain cloistered thru the "day" in our coffins. We are suspecting that we are becoming creatures of the night... Our reasons being that we can smell the delectable blood of all of you from long distances, and long to drink from all of you eventually... (the red/black eyes and growing fangs seem to be a giveaway as well, but I digress). We did save you many peasants and presents! Please enjoy them today. It will make us happy to know you've made good use of the peasants and toys! *:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: everyone in the room... disappears thru corrador hoping all the efforts of Master S. and I were not in vain/vein?*
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 13:57
e-mails? :confused:
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 13:57
*goes outside*

*looks at the overcast skies*

Hmm.... *evil grin*

*a tornado drops down, sucking up a group of peasants*
Lecherous Gurus
07-04-2005, 13:57
[QUOTE=Hyperslackovicznia]People!!! Don't waste all these peasants!!!!QUOTE]
i'm nearly done with this cheerleader. (i would have thought she'd have more stamina :rolleyes: ) i'll be there in a minute.
Legless Peeches
07-04-2005, 14:00
*carves "Peech was here" on Lech's forehead to show her affections*

dont worry...I do that to everyone who joins the Kazoo.

OOC: we sure do Goddess....we put the ott in hott last night.
The odd one
07-04-2005, 14:00
[QUOTE=Hyperslackovicznia]People!!! Don't waste all these peasants!!!!QUOTE]
i'm nearly done with this cheerleader. (i would have thought she'd have more stamina :rolleyes: ) i'll be there in a minute.
hey! gimme that back! :mad:
*slaps*
she's my toy.
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:01
[QUOTE=Hyperslackovicznia]People!!! Don't waste all these peasants!!!!QUOTE]
i'm nearly done with this cheerleader. (i would have thought she'd have more stamina :rolleyes: ) i'll be there in a minute.

*Smiles knowing gifts are being enjoyed.... *During the depths of the night, when none of you are here to play, it's just Master S. and I and all we can do is have our fun and leave you some treats... *grabs a peasant harshly and drains all the blood from her neck... wipes dripping blood from mouth* Much better.....
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 14:01
One moment you were chained to the gound in my evil (and holy) lair being fluffled, and the next moment you were going down the stairs? :eek:

err... the word GODDESS ring any bells... but m'k, if you still want to play *evil grin* chain me back down. I... promise to stay put... for a while...

ooc actually I must have missed that post... sorry, but do with me what you will
Legless Peeches
07-04-2005, 14:03
WTF....everytime NS gets technical difficulties...it throws me back on to this name.....and i dont have my settings set to "auto log in " either.

brb with peechland
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 14:04
WTF....everytime NS gets technical difficulties...it throws me back on to this name.....and i dont have my settings set to "auto log in " either.

brb with peechland
try deleting the cookies from ns and/or jolt. that should work.
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:05
*nods furiously*

she certainly does.....I'm hoping she will make me into a dessert..........I mean make me a dessert later.


(hype-loves those e-mails btw)

ooc: What e-mails is it that I love???!!!

LC/ooc> Confused.....
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:08
*A pounding noise is coming from a distance. If you were to investigate, you would see Suklaa with a huge mallet, pounding nails into some sort of construction, sweat pouring down his naked back as his muscles flex and tighten, beating the nails into place*
Peechland
07-04-2005, 14:08
ooc: What e-mails is it that I love???!!!

LC/ooc> Confused.....

the ones you sent me..kids in iraq and when you werent looking.


*slays something*
The odd one
07-04-2005, 14:08
Yawn
Peechland
07-04-2005, 14:10
Yawn


*sticks the breast of a female peasant in odd's mouth while he's yawning*
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:12
Yawn
Shouldn't you be too drunk to type, buddy?
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 14:12
*A pounding noise is coming from a distance. If you were to investigate, you would see Suklaa with a huge mallet, pounding nails into some sort of construction, sweat pouring down his naked back as his muscles flex and tighten, beating the nails into place*

That pounding sounds familiar... *goes to window to investigate*
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:13
That pounding sounds familiar... *goes to window to investigate*
OOC: I'll bet you recognize my pounding :D
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:15
the ones you sent me..kids in iraq and when you werent looking.


*slays something*

ooc... I do... If you don't wanna get them... let me know... :)

ic: Keep slaying... there are so many peasants and all you have is a day... well... it would be nice to see that you got thru them in a day! A challange!!!
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:15
the ones you sent me..kids in iraq and when you werent looking.


*slays something*

ooc... I do... If you don't wanna get them... let me know... :)

ic: Keep slaying... there are so many peasants and all you have is a day... well... it would be nice to see that you got thru them in a day! A challange!!!
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:15
*Suklaa finishes the frame and sets it up on the platform he's built, nailing it into place. He steps back and looks at it with satisfaction*
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 14:16
OOC: I'll bet you recognize my pounding :D
LOL
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:17
*Suklaa finishes the frame and sets it up on the platform he's built, nailing it into place. He steps back and looks at it with satisfaction*


Hope you're not going to crucify yourself... that last nail's a tough one! ;)
Peechland
07-04-2005, 14:18
I would like to be able to recognize someones pounding......I already recognize Planners laugh, Tribes burps and LP's farts.....but thats just not the same now is it?
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:19
*grins at Hype* I suppose that's not up to me. But I won't be doing it on this. *picks up the triangular blade laying on the ground and tests it's edge* And now, la piece de resistance!
The odd one
07-04-2005, 14:19
*sticks the breast of a female peasant in odd's mouth while he's yawning*
fang oo.
*chains the peasant to whats left of the cheerleader*
so, my little peasant girl, how loud can you scream?
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:20
I would like to be able to recognize someones pounding......I already recognize Planners laugh, Tribes burps and LP's farts.....but thats just not the same now is it?
Well I guess we'll just have to spend a little more time together, peeches. *grips his mallet suggestively*
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 14:20
Well, I thought for sure you'd be dealing w/a guy! dunno why... seems like a guy thing...
surprise!


*picks his nose and wipes it off into a peasant's eye*
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 14:20
*grins at Hype* I suppose that's not up to me. But I won't be doing it on this. *picks up the triangular blade laying on the ground and tests it's edge* And now, la piece de resistance!


Keep all waiting, why don't you?
Peechland
07-04-2005, 14:22
surprise!


*picks his nose and wipes it off into a peasant's eye*


ewww....reposition your eyepatch, its affecting your sight.....that wasnt a peasant....that was me!
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:23
Keep all waiting, why don't you?
*grabs a wrench and tightens the blade in place, pulls it up into position and ties it off* Voila! La guillotine! *grins* In honor of My Goddess. Ok, who's first?
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:24
ewww....reposition your eyepatch, its affecting your sight.....that wasnt a peasant....that was me!

That's beyond sadistic!!!
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:27
*grabs a handy peasant and sticks his arm through the slot*
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 14:27
ewww....reposition your eyepatch, its affecting your sight.....that wasnt a peasant....that was me!
Sorry

*licks the eye clean*
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:27
*grabs a wrench and tightens the blade in place, pulls it up into position and ties it off* Voila! La guillotine! *grins* In honor of My Goddess. Ok, who's first?

Me PLEEEZE!!! I can't be permanently killed that way anyhoo, but I haven't slept for a long long time, and perhaps this will be just what I need....

Please Suk.... hack my HEAD off!!!
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:29
Please Suk.... hack my HEAD off!!!

*looks at Hype with admiration* Very well. *yanks peasant back, picks him up and throws him off the platform* Oh, I almost forgot! *pulls leather mask out of back pocket and ties onto face*
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:30
*looks at Hype with admiration* Very well. *yanks peasant back, picks him up and throws him off the platform* Oh, I almost forgot! *pulls leather mask out of back pocket and ties onto face*
*waiting impatiently*
Peechland
07-04-2005, 14:31
Sorry

*licks the eye clean*


while youre in a cleaning mood....I'm dirty in some other places....
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:31
*waiting impatiently*
*still waiting....*
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:31
*waiting impatiently*
Well, get your ass moving. This line's not going to wait forever. *kicks her butt to force her head into the hole* Who wants to catch the head?
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:33
Well, get your ass moving. This line's not going to wait forever. *kicks her butt to force her head into the hole* Who wants to catch the head?

Master S. will catch it... and bring it and the rest of me back...
Divine Imaginary Fluff
07-04-2005, 14:33
err... the word GODDESS ring any bells... but m'k, if you still want to play *evil grin* chain me back down. I... promise to stay put... for a while...

ooc actually I must have missed that post... sorry, but do with me what you will*happily smiling, (with a maniacal grin) DIF snatches TCG and brings her to the room of fluffiness again, and re-chains her to the ground.

After fluffling TCG for a little while, DIF then picks up a whip lying on the floor nearby, and, after force-feeding TCG with chocolate, begins whipping her...*
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:33
Master S. will catch it... and bring it and the rest of me back...


There willl be NO SOCCER w/ Mistress Hype's head!!!
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 14:34
while youre in a cleaning mood....I'm dirty in some other places....
Starting with your mouth. That is not proper to speak for a lady

*licks Peech's mouth clean*
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:35
*with a grin and a flourish, yanks down on the lever*
SHHHHHHHHHH-ka-CHUNK!
Peechland
07-04-2005, 14:36
Starting with your mouth. That is not proper to speak for a lady

*licks Peech's mouth clean*

oooo that was fun...

*cusses like a sailor*
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 14:36
*is bored*

*rides the winds of his tornado*

Yee haw! :D
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:37
*looks down and realizes he has Hype at a severe disadvantage*
*pulls out a knife and makes a cut in the back of her pants*
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 14:37
oooo that was fun...

*cusses like a sailor*
:rolleyes:


*keeps on cleaning*

I can do this aaaaall day
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 14:38
*happily smiling, (with a maniacal grin) DIF snatches TCG and brings her to the room of fluffiness again, and re-chains her to the ground.

After fluffling TCG for a little while, DIF then picks up a whip lying on the floor nearby, and, after force-feeding TCG with chocolate, begins whipping her...*

I hope you know how to handle your whip properly...*evil grin*
*crack* Mmmm... not bad DIF...

*her awareness slips away and goes to watch the head chopping block*
What a tribute!
*with her mind, she squeezes Suk hammer...*
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:39
*with a grin and a flourish, yanks down on the lever*
SHHHHHHHHHH-ka-CHUNK!

*head rolls off and Master S. catches it and grabs my body* Thank you ever so much Suklaa! I owe you a favor! *Master S. walking down hall tossing my head into the air.... For some reason I can't stop humming Sublime songs.... Vanishes w/Master S., now knowing I can sleep soundly...*
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:39
*pulls out his hammer and pounds Hype in the ass*
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 14:40
*all of a sudden, he loses interest in his fun*

*the tornado disappears, dropping gene to the ground*

OOF!
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:40
*pulls out his hammer and pounds Hype in the ass*
OOC: for the record, I got that off BEFORE she disappeared!
Peechland
07-04-2005, 14:42
*walks into the kitchen and makes peasant flesh sandwiches for all*

I'll be at the table having a snack....

*watches all the pounding and chaos*
The odd one
07-04-2005, 14:42
*hacks off peasants arm*
that's one less chain my dear. that was your reward, now it's time for your punishment.....
*administers sweeping-brush handle*
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:45
*wipes off his hammer and puts it back in it's sling*
Did someone say peasant sandwiches? For some reason, I'm craving a slice of rump roast.
Hyperslackovicznia
07-04-2005, 14:45
*pulls out his hammer and pounds Hype in the ass*

That was your favor Suk. ... and this was expressly for MY SLEEP... I left gifts as tributes including lots of chocolate and peasants... *becomes ethereal from exhaustion... finds herself immediately in her new double coffin w/Master S. and her head reattatched but very relaxed... hoping all enjoyed watching a good decapitation... Thinking... I guess it's not as much fun when the vic WANTS to be decapitated... Well they have a mountain of peasants for that... AND a royal... (evil grin*) ... Maybe they'll figure it out and can play "Let's find the royal" ANY... WAY... THEY... WANT!!*
The odd one
07-04-2005, 14:47
That was your favor Suk. ... and this was expressly for MY SLEEP... I left gifts as tributes including lots of chocolate and peasants... *becomes ethereal from exhaustion... finds herself immediately in her new double coffin w/Master S. and her head reattatched but very relaxed... hoping all enjoyed watching a good decapitation... Thinking... I guess it's not as much fun when the vic WANTS to be decapitated... Well they have a mountain of peasants for that... AND a royal... (evil grin*) ... Maybe they'll figure it out and can play "Let's find the royal" ANY... WAY... THEY... WANT!!*
let's go royal hunting!
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:47
That was your favor Suk. ... and this was expressly for MY SLEEP... I left gifts as tributes including lots of chocolate and peasants... *becomes ethereal from exhaustion... finds herself immediately in her new double coffin w/Master S. and her head reattatched but very relaxed... hoping all enjoyed watching a good decapitation... Thinking... I guess it's not as much fun when the vic WANTS to be decapitated... Well they have a mountain of peasants for that... AND a royal... (evil grin*) ... Maybe they'll figure it out and can play "Let's find the royal" ANY... WAY... THEY... WANT!!*
MMM, thank you for a wonderful time. Anytime you want another pounding, Dark Mistress.
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 14:48
*casually whistles while headwalking on peasants*
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 14:51
*sighs*
I am still chained and all by myself?
For the love of the Goddess!!!
*she melts the chains, goes to the pile of chocolate Gene left, takes a few bites and then joins Peeches, watching her eat her peasant sandwich*
The Plutonian Empire
07-04-2005, 14:53
*teleports to pluto*

*this time, he goes elsewhere on the planet than his usual spot that he used while in the Paradise Club, this time a deep pit, the lowest point on the entire planet.*

*shivers, curls up into a fetal position, and slowly falls asleep, sad and alone*
Peechland
07-04-2005, 14:53
*licks the juices off her fingers from her sandwich*

I guess I shoud get off my ass and do something today....


*grabs a cheerleader by the throat, french kisses her, then slits her throat*


Now I'm awake
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:54
*slices off a piece of ass for a sandwhich and slathers some bread with mayonaise. Walks up to peeches and Goddess* Hello, My Goddess, where have you been hanging out?
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 14:55
*falls*


*starts moshing*
The odd one
07-04-2005, 14:57
pfft sandwiches, here's what you want; peasant pie.
*feeds pie to armless peasant*
*removes sweeping brush*
*replaces with rake*
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 14:57
*slices off a piece of ass for a sandwhich and slathers some bread with mayonaise. Walks up to peeches and Goddess* Hello, My Goddess, where have you been hanging out?

Chained someplace be myself it seems... Must have happened after Peeches and I fell asleep...
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 14:59
*grins before taking a bite. Blood runs down his cheek*
*glances at sandwhich and then at Goddess and Peeches thoughtfully*
The odd one
07-04-2005, 15:01
i'm a bit tired, think i'll go run a bloodbath.
Legless Pirates
07-04-2005, 15:02
Chained someplace be myself it seems... Must have happened after Peeches and I fell asleep...
:eek:

*gets smacked in the face*

*hits back hard in the groin*
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 15:02
Chained someplace be myself it seems... Must have happened after Peeches and I fell asleep...
That seems a good place for you.
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 15:02
*grins before taking a bite. Blood runs down his cheek*
*glances at sandwhich and then at Goddess and Peeches thoughtfully*

*raised eyebrow*
sandwich not sweet enough?
Suklaa
07-04-2005, 15:04
*raised eyebrow*
sandwich not sweet enough?
*shrugs* Eh. It'll do I suppose. *ideas start whizzing through his head*
The odd one
07-04-2005, 15:05
the tub is full with nice warm blood. will anyone join me for a..... wash?
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 15:07
*throws back her peasant skin duvet, grabs her battleaxe from the air. she dips her fingers in the dripping blood, smears it on her face and body to create warrior symbols*
This isn't my first choice of exercise, but since no one will oblige...
*she runs to a small group of peasants and starts lopping off heads.*
The Chocolate Goddess
07-04-2005, 15:08
the tub is full with nice warm blood. will anyone join me for a..... wash?

*she stops in mid swing*
bath, you say?