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the tub is full with nice warm blood. will anyone join me for a..... wash?


*sticks toe into bath*


oOOOOoo! its too cold!

*washes odds back for him*

I'm back. whoopaaa!
*trips over pesint carrkass*

Goddess, can you take over this back washing for me.....I forgot to do something....

*runs to her room and releases a male peasant shes had chained for 2 weeks*

I'm back. whoopaaa!
*trips over pesint carrkass*


*greets Lech with a french kiss and a punch to the stomach*

Welcome back

OOC: just as i thought. no one even noticed my Pluto post :p Suprise surprise :rolleyes: (i'm used to being alienated :p )

Goddess, can you take over this back washing for me.....I forgot to do something....

*runs to her room and releases a male peasant shes had chained for 2 weeks*

*drops the battleaxe and comes over to wash... the back*

OOC: just as i thought. no one even noticed my Pluto post :p Suprise surprise :rolleyes: (i'm used to being alienated :p )
You alienate yourself

*sticks toe into bath*


oOOOOoo! its too cold!

*washes odds back for him*
a little to the left, down, down, further, yeah, that's the spot! :fluffle:

You alienate yourself
OOC: that's 'cause I forgot to include the ooc "later all!" thingy, i believe.

*drops the battleaxe and comes over to wash... the back*
make sure you get every part ;) :fluffle:

OOC: that's 'cause I forgot to include the ooc "later all!" thingy, i believe.
No. It's because you'd rather be alone on a freezing asteroid then with other people. That's why

No. It's because you'd rather be alone on a freezing asteroid then with other people. That's why
OOC: *to himself*
haha. I just got PWNED!!!! :p :D lol :D

OOC: *to himself*
haha. I just got PWNED!!!! :p :D lol :D
:rolleyes:



Bye all

OOC: bye LP.

IC: *wakes himself up, dusts himself off*

ugh. hate it when my depression takes over. :rolleyes:

*teleports out*

OOC: bye all! :)

bord.......
*puls the plug out off odds bat*
haha

*runs away*

*sighs*
I am still chained and all by myself?
For the love of the Goddess!!!
*she melts the chains, goes to the pile of chocolate Gene left, takes a few bites and then joins Peeches, watching her eat her peasant sandwich**wanders around aimlessly, eventually stumbling upon a certain pile of chocolate and consuming everything left in it*

*she dejectedly walks to the window, settles on her pillow pile and looks at the guillotine. she sighs*

*fills all of TCG's pillows with fluff at an extreme rate until they violently explode*

*fills all of TCG's pillows with fluff at an extreme rate until they violently explode*

*there is fluff everywhere, but she just sighs again*

This place just goes dead out of nowhere doesn't it? hmmm....

And Suklaa... If you read this, you must have decapitated me WRONG because I'm still awake!!!! :eek:

Punishment for you next time I get the strength.... ;)

I miss Tribes. *complains*

*starts playing solitaire with a deck of cards that has naked serial killers on them*

I miss Tribes. *complains*

*starts playing solitaire with a deck of cards that has naked serial killers on them*


Zodiac is my fav.... but I think you already know that! ;)

ooc: May I TG you Peeches?

*from her window seat, she sighs*
what a beautiful gift

ooc: May I TG you Peeches?
well sure or email or smoke signal

well sure or email or smoke signal

OOC.... TYVM...

*from her window seat, she sighs*
what a beautiful gift
*quietly walks up beside her* My Goddess, why do you look so down?

*quietly walks up beside her* My Goddess, why do you look so down?
*jumps up from her seat, jumps on the poor man. he not expecting it, loses his balance and both topple into the pile of tassled pillows.*
You left abruptly, my worshipper. without a word. that was very bad.
*evil glint in her eye*

*jumps up from her seat, jumps on the poor man. he not expecting it, loses his balance and both topple into the pile of tassled pillows.*
You left abruptly, my worshipper. without a word. that was very bad.
*evil glint in her eye*
*grins* I should leave more often. You know I can't stay away for long. You are my Goddess.

*grins* I should leave more often. You know I can't stay away for long. You are my Goddess.

ooc just like my IT buddy today...


ic: you'll have to pay. there no way out of it.
*pulls out 2 daggers from her the pile*

*slays the Forum*

I've been stuck on page two for like 10 minutes :mad:

I want to cut on something damnit.

Hype...go get Master S and let me punch him in the chest for a bit.....he probably wont feel a thing

He won't.... He's rock hard... EVERYWHERE ;) *Get's Master S. * His orders are to let you punch the hell out of him, then he must join me back in the coffin... which I REALLY would like to get to!

ooc. I hate leave a thread when it's still going :p

Ciao all....

ooc just like my IT buddy today...

ic: you'll have to pay. there no way out of it.
*pulls out 2 daggers from her the pile*

OOC: not 100% sure what that means, but you're the one that was perfuming the room. :p

IC: *grins* But I gave you that nice nifty present.

bye Hype


*resumes solitaire with her deck of serial killer cards*

OOC: not 100% sure what that means, but you're the one that was perfuming the room. :p

IC: *grins* But I gave you that nice nifty present.

*carves SHALL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT PERMISSION on his chest*
You thank Peeches for that, she's been teaching me...

ooc pardon my French, but what does perfuming the room mean?

Ciao all....

Bye Hype

*carves SHALL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT PERMISSION on his chest*
You thank Peeches for that, she's been teaching me...

ooc pardon my French, but what does perfuming the room mean?

*admires his new tattoo* I guess I'll have to buy me a nice leather shirt to match my pants. *rubs blood off his chest and wipes it on Goddess's*

OOC: Do I REALLY have to explain that here?

*admires his new tattoo* I guess I'll have to buy me a nice leather shirt to match my pants. *rubs blood off his chest and wipes it on Goddess's*

OOC: Do I REALLY have to explain that here?

ooc LOL

ic: *goes to Peeches and plays with her golden locks*
Something got you down?

ooc LOL

ic: *goes to Peeches and plays with her golden locks*
Something got you down?

ooc:I think the speed of my internet today has elevated my blood pressure. I just need some Chocolate maybe....

*licks CG's pretty face*

I feel better already

*carves SHALL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT PERMISSION on his chest*
You thank Peeches for that, she's been teaching me...

ooc pardon my French, but what does perfuming the room mean?


*inhales the sweet aroma*

how intoxicating.......*falls over*

*comes up behind Goddess with his impressive hammer in hand and begins to slowly rup it up and down her leg*

ooc:I think the speed of my internet today has elevated my blood pressure. I just need some Chocolate maybe....

*licks CG's pretty face*

I feel better already
*she comes to sit right behind Peeches, her legs surrounding her lover's, putting her chin on her shoulder*

*winks at Suk*

*comes up behind Goddess with his impressive hammer in hand and begins to slowly rup it up and down her leg*

*eyes glazed over* is that the same hammer you usd to pound the nails this morning? *shivers*

Ohh I didnt know you two were about to start the construction work again!

*posts signs "MEN AT WORK"*

I like to oversee these projects.....*voyers*

*eyes glazed over* is that the same hammer you usd to pound the nails this morning? *shivers*
Yep, and Hype. *admires his hammer* It's a really good hammer.

Yep, and Hype. *admires his hammer* It's a really good hammer.
I have small delicate hands. you think you can show me how to swing it?

I have small delicate hands. you think you can show me how to swing it?
*grins* As if you don't know. Just grip the handle and swing with smooth steady strokes.

*grins* As if you don't know. Just grip the handle and swing with smooth steady strokes.

*looks dubious*
do i need both hands for maximum effect, or am i strong enough with one?

*looks dubious*
do i need both hands for maximum effect, or am i strong enough with one?
I like to see a lady use both hands. Make me feel more secure. :D

I like to see a lady use both hands. Make me feel more secure. :D

ooc lol... sorry... mental image

ic Peeches can you lift this thing?


EDIT Going home back in 40 mins

ooc lol... sorry... mental image

OOC: Thanks, you laugh at the thought of having to use 2 hands on me, huh? That's sure to lift my spirits!

EDIT Going home back in 40 mins
:eek:
*looks down at his hammer, sadly*

ooc lol... sorry... mental image

ic Peeches can you lift this thing?


EDIT Going home back in 40 mins


*looks at length and girth of saber blade and the engraved words that say "this saber weighs 25 lbs"*

I might can help you out....

*looks at length and girth of saber blade and the engraved words that say "this saber weighs 25 lbs"*

I might can help you out....
:eek:
Maybe you should just try to lift it first, kay, sweet peeches? *grins nervously*

:eek:
Maybe you should just try to lift it first, kay, sweet peeches? *grins nervously*


LOL......I meant that if I can lift and carry this saber around all day...surely I can lift "other stuff".

how funny. I'm out for a bit.....bye my sweet Goddess...bye Suk! If Tribes comes by-someone point out that i made a post just for him saying that i missed him. Bloody school work(his not mine).......*grumbles*

how funny. I'm out for a bit.....bye my sweet Goddess...bye Suk! If Tribes comes by-someone point out that i made a post just for him saying that i missed him. Bloody school work(his not mine).......*grumbles*
Later Peeches.

*she comes rushing back down the stairs... to find no one*
I leave for a few minutes and every diasappears...
*she goes back to the window seat, slashing a few peasant throats on the way, and resumes her fantasies about the guillotine*

*DIF uses his powers in order to make his voice boom out throughout the whole castle, and announces...*

Hi there! This is your resident Divine Fluffalizer speaking. People aren't paying enough attention towards my sacred Room of Fluffiness, nor towards the barrier of fluff surrounding it, which shall from now on be known as The Divine Fluff Barrier. I feel it's time to strengthen my power, and shall therefore take over another room of this castle. Behold; the growth of my evil (and holy) lair! *evil laugher*

*The Divine Fluff Barrier extends, and grows in the direction of a smaller room next to the Room of Fluffiness, and soon it surrounds both of the rooms*

Mwahahahaaa! No doubt you are all atleast slightly nervous now. After all, what is going to happen to all the other 5663 rooms of the castle? Well, basically, I will slowly take over room after room, until the whole castle is under my ultimate control, and make you all my dedicated slaves. Unless, of cource, you bring me chocolate. MuEhEhEhEh!

To do so, simply push the chocolate into The Divine Fluff Barrier, wherever you want, and it will be sucked up and pop out into my evil (and holy) lair. Also, as thanks for the trouble, an equal amount of Divine Fluff™ will squirt out from the wall's opposite side.

*DIF uses his powers in order to make his voice boom out throughout the whole castle, and announces...*

Hi there! This is your resident Divine Fluffalizer speaking. People aren't paying enough attention towards my sacred Room of Fluffiness, nor towards the barrier of fluff surrounding it, which shall from now on be known as The Divine Fluff Barrier. I feel it's time to strengthen my power, and shall therefore take over another room of this castle. Behold; the growth of my evil (and holy) lair! *evil laugher*

*The Divine Fluff Barrier extends, and grows in the direction of a smaller room next to the Room of Fluffiness, and soon it surrounds both of the rooms*

Mwahahahaaa! No doubt you are all atleast slightly nervous now. After all, what is going to happen to all the other 5663 rooms of the castle? Well, basically, I will slowly take over room after room, until the whole castle is under my ultimate control, and make you all my dedicated slaves. Unless, of cource, you bring me chocolate. MuEhEhEhEh!

To do so, simply push the chocolate into The Divine Fluff Barrier, wherever you want, and it will be sucked up and pop out into my evil (and holy) lair. Also, as thanks for the trouble, an equal amount of Divine Fluff™ will squirt out from the wall's opposite side.

Thankfully, you can't get to my dungeon below all the dungeons w/a door to the pits of hell... (Referred to as THAT DUNGEON)... Nervous? Hella Noway!!!! We'll see who ends up the slave... *laughs evilly w/demon tone in voice....* You won't get away w/that....

Almost forgot...

If anyone brings me TCG's (in)famous Secret Sauce™, I will gladly reward with huge amounts of Divine Fluff™.

*she comes rushing back down the stairs... to find no one*
I leave for a few minutes and every diasappears...
*she goes back to the window seat, slashing a few peasant throats on the way, and resumes her fantasies about the guillotine*

Oh the Guillotine was DEVINE!!! But it wasn't enough to put me to sleep... Master S. had my head on in seconds, and I was stuck w/Sublime tunes in my head... That, in my opinion is far from sadistic....!!! :D

If someone can make me sleep... They will be rewarded.... Just sleep... I regenerate.... ;)

*
To do so, simply push the chocolate into The Divine Fluff Barrier, wherever you want, and it will be sucked up and pop out into my evil (and holy) lair. Also, as thanks for the trouble, an equal amount of Divine Fluff™ will squirt out from the wall's opposite side.

*she gets up and pushes herself into the Fluff barrier*

Thankfully, you can't get to my dungeon below all the dungeons w/a door to the pits of hell... (Referred to as THAT DUNGEON)... Nervous? Hella Noway!!!! We'll see who ends up the slave... *laughs evilly w/demon tone in voice....* You won't get away w/that....I currently don't have any reason to take control of your dungeon, as there are other parts of the castle I'm more intrested in taking control over. Your dungeon is too... unfluffy.

And why wouldn't I get away with what I did? It shouldn't bother you, since you have your own dungeon. Oh, and thanks to your apparent evilness I will now declare you holy, which means that you are not required to give me chocolate. (altought you can still do so if you ever need some Divine Fluff™)

*she gets up and pushes herself into the Fluff barrier**suddenly, TCG pops out through the fluff barrier, and a hideous noise is heard as a gigantic pile of fluff squirts out into the castle*

Don't do that again too many times, or the whole castle will be filled with fluff! Oh, and since you pushed yourself into the wall, I guess that means you count as mine now. My own unlimited supply of chocolate... :D *laughs insanely and begins licking TCG furiously*

Feckin' jolt.......smashes his computer, with his big ol' club of fury.

I currently don't have any reason to take control of your dungeon, as there are other parts of the castle I'm more intrested in taking control over. Your dungeon is too... unfluffy.

And why wouldn't I get away with what I did? It shouldn't bother you, since you have your own dungeon. Oh, and thanks to your apparent evilness I will now declare you holy, which means that you are not required to give me chocolate. (altought you can still do so if you ever need some Divine Fluff™)


I mean you wouldn't get away w/getting MY dungeon.... and there are some fluffy areas... ;) Not to mention exquisite chocolate... We have special slaves who make it... Seeing you like it, I may offer some if I need fluff, and of course plenty for the Goddess ;) You declared me holy huh? Well, as backwards as that is, either way, I'm not REQUIRED to give anyone anything... (unless it's a trade which is cool!) You are correct, most of my dungeon is cold and frightening, but it has it's warm soft areas w/gourmet food for guests (who are blindfolded until they get there). Master S. and I tend to drink blood for the most part now, but our slaves can cook like you wouldn't believe! And of course, there's always the fun stuff, the toys, and not ALL of them are painful... Being Queen of Pain, more or less, always give the wrong impression, that I am not capable of giving and receiving pleasure... and I sure am!

*suddenly, TCG pops out through the fluff barrier, and a hideous noise is heard as a gigantic pile of fluff squirts out into the castle*

Don't do that again too many times, or the whole castle will be filled with fluff! Oh, and since you pushed yourself into the wall, I guess that means you count as mine now. My own unlimited supply of chocolate... :D *laughs insanely and begins licking TCG furiously*

*eyes glare*
I belong to NO ONE. You can try to use your powers against me. You"d lose. But I do like to share the bounty, so you can lick.
Unfortunately, the secret sauce was confiscated by powers greater then either of us, but I have other sauces...

Feckin' jolt.......smashes his computer, with his big ol' club of fury.

*evil smile*
having problems are we?

Your decapitation didn't put me to sleep unfortunately... Perhaps something more must be done a bit later? And... did you bring the hammer?? *eyes perk up and heart starts racing*

Feckin' jolt.......smashes his computer, with his big ol' club of fury.

I know^^ I almost used my saber on my computer today.....

*french kisses Planners to sooth his fury*
You can take it out on me you know.....*pretends her name is Jolt*


(CG-I can play for a few more minutes...dinner is running behind schedule)

*smiles* Just call me spaz.

*Thrashes wildly at Peech.*

DOLT....JOLT.

I know^^ I almost used my saber on my computer today.....

*french kisses Planners to sooth his fury*
You can take it out on me you know.....*pretends her name is Jolt*


(CG-I can play for a few more minutes...dinner is running behind schedule)

ooc i am about to join the "computer bashing group" Jolt can suck my ass as well, dear.

JI'm just about ready to carve an H into my monitor w/a wakizashi....

ooc. WTF? even my password got messed up! :eek:

ic: DIF, I've never seen your fluffy room, perhaps you will invite me some time? I'm quite curious about fluff, being a rather non-fluffy person MOST the time.... Could be fun!

ooc i am about to join the "computer bashing group" Jolt can suck my ass as well, dear.


LOL....wtf is up today with the site? Its el-crapo.

Nice name Blocks and Boxes........and youre a damn fine thrasher. continue please.

Hype- can you have Master S go see the webmaster and have him kick his ass please?

*fist in the air*
Damn you DIF. you call I answer and you leave me hanging... AGAIN!

Until you make it up to me, and it better be good, no more of this divine chocolate for you!

*she leaves the Fluff and goes to the window to admire SUk's work*

ooc Hype, check your mail tonight

*thrashes and lashes all night long*

LOL....wtf is up today with the site? Its el-crapo.

Nice name Blocks and Boxes........and youre a damn fine thrasher. continue please.

Hype- can you have Master S go see the webmaster and have him kick his ass please?

Is there a replacement? Then I can just have Master S. torture and kill the webwonk!!! >-(

*thrashes and lashes all night long*

NOw are you going to do that all by yourself?
*raised eyebrow*

*thrashes and lashes all night long*


are you Boxers and Blockers ? or are you just thrashing cause you know I like it?

ooc Hype, check your mail tonight

ooc: Will do.... :)

*fist in the air*
Damn you DIF. you call I answer and you leave me hanging... AGAIN!

Until you make it up to me, and it better be good, no more of this divine chocolate for you!

*she leaves the Fluff and goes to the window to admire SUk's work*OOC: Grr! This forum seems to stop working in 5 minute intervals. This is getting extremely irritating!

IC: I... couldn't do anything. Some strange power was interfering, and left me totally incapable of doing anything at all. I think... I think it's called 'jolt'. Hopefully it will go away soon, but until then, I can't do anything about it.

*thrashes and lashes all night long*


are you Boxers and Blockers ? or are you just thrashing cause you know I like it?

ooc: This emeffer wouldn't even let me log in!!!!

IC: I think Master S. will kill the Jolt Wonk.... In the mean time, can I for once be the bottom? I wanna see the fluff room and I would love someone to .... oh.... say pleasure me??? And wail on me as well! >-(

Jolt... must suffer.... must... suffer....

are you Boxers and Blockers ? or are you just thrashing cause you know I like it?

After that french kiss, I wanted to show my appreciation. Clubs peach.

*teleports in*

greetings all!

After that french kiss, I wanted to show my appreciation. Clubs peach.


*loves Planners Club*

*teleports in*

greetings all!


The way this site is acting.....we are all gonna have to teleport in ....its the only way to get in here! :mad:

*strolls in casually, smoking a cigar, wearing nothing below the waist*

Ooops...wrong place.

*returns to real world, resumes shagging*

I would so enjoy to be the bottm!!?? That's a serious request! It's so rare that I'm not ordering everyone around... I'd like to be taken! While Master S. has a nice long "talk" w/Joltwonk! muahahahahahahahaaaaa!

I still would love to see the fluffy room... And Planners... you and I never really got a chance to play!!! *grabs Planners forcefully, frenches him (OK, sticks my tongue down his throat while gently moaning...whispers in his ear, Now that my head is back on... maybe we can play? *Nibbles on Planners ear....* I want to be your slave tonight....

Greetings Gene... Gawdly....

Gawdly, I looooove cigars! I have my own humador (RL!) ;)

*strolls in casually, smoking a cigar, wearing nothing below the waist*

Ooops...wrong place.

*returns to real world, resumes shagging*

You always DO that... i'm just there and you leave... how disappointing...

DIF, I've never seen your fluffy room, perhaps you will invite me some time? I'm quite curious about fluff, being a rather non-fluffy person MOST the time.... Could be fun!Why not? Being concidered holy, the Divine Fluff Barrier will open up for you if you attempt to go through it.

Greetings Gene... Gawdly....

Gawdly, I looooove cigars! I have my own humador (RL!) ;)
Greetings hype.

*quickly spins around and blasts a peasant with his chronoscepter*

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, lot's of blood and gore! :D :D :D :D

*evil cackle*

You always DO that... i'm just there and you leave... how disappointing...

Good cigars and chocolate are a DIVINE combination! *salivates at the thought....*

OOC: Grr! This forum seems to stop working in 5 minute intervals. This is getting extremely irritating!

IC: I... couldn't do anything. Some strange power was interfering, and left me totally incapable of doing anything at all. I think... I think it's called 'jolt'. Hopefully it will go away soon, but until then, I can't do anything about it.
OOC: I'm leaving for the night now...

*loves Planners Club*


*Gives Peech his club*

I think you need a big stick to play with.

*slaughters some peasants*

Looks like I won't get to play with Planners tonight.... *sighs*

What's a chronowhatever?????/

*loves Planners Club*


*Gives Peech his club*

I think you need a big stick to play with.

*slaughters some peasants*

*admires Planners Club*

*Gives Peech his club*

I think you need a big stick to play with.

*slaughters some peasants*

*takes off with Planners Club *

Oi!

*resumes her voyeuristic ways and watches the children play, while she write in her diary*

What's a chronowhatever?????/
Chronoscepter. A fantasy/hi-tech gun I took off of a video game.

Chronoscepter. A fantasy/hi-tech gun I took off of a video game.

*looks up and smiles at Gene*

*resumes her voyeuristic ways and watches the children play, while she write in her diary*
*boards TCG's bra*

*falls ont he ground*

People should dress more properly in here........ wait..... I take that back

*boards TCG's bra*

*falls ont he ground*

People should dress more properly in here........ wait..... I take that back


phew....I was about to trade in my assless chaps for some granny panties....

OOC: I pwned your quiz

*after being kicked off thread yet again, chases down a Jolt techno emeffer.... flays his skin off completely... drags him back to his desk... stomps his scrotum off w/her switchblad heels and offers to Peeches, as I know that's her thing... ;) * Pass this message on! If you don't fix this Jolt mess, Master S. and I will make sure that "getting medieval on your ass" will be the ultimate pleasure for you... as once heard elsewhere... we'll tear your soul apart... not to mention your body you techno freak! Pass the word!

phew....I was about to trade in my assless chaps for some granny panties....

OOC: I pwned your quiz
I saw 90% impressive. Even though I DID post a pic of me with a bass :p


IC:
Those ass less chaps are staying right where they are........ or where they NOT are actually

Does anyone want to play with me for a while? I need a break from being the dom... I will be a slave to any man who wishes it... for a while anyway...

I saw 90% impressive. Even though I DID post a pic of me with a bass :p


IC:
Those ass less chaps are staying right where they are........ or where they NOT are actually


In my defense....I have been doped up all week on allergy medicine....the word keyboard and bass look exactly the same in that instance. ;)

HYPE! *add's Hypes gift to her belt loop* One can never have enough scrotums....

*smacks own ass thanks to these wicked pants*

*boards TCG's bra*

*falls ont he ground*

People should dress more properly in here........ wait..... I take that back

LOL
What bra? *giggles* that's not what I wanted you to board...
If you want me dressed, visit another thread

Does anyone want to play with me for a while? I need a break from being the dom... I will be a slave to any man who wishes it... for a while anyway...
Once a dom... always a dom.

*smiles back at LP*

Hype, be MY slave! :D

LOL
What bra? *giggles* that's not what I wanted you to board...
If you want me dressed, visit another thread
lol


*boards Goddess' diary*

Once a dom... always a dom.

I'm a switch! I deserve some pleasure! And pain... I want to be someone's slave... it's a rare mood, but intense....

ooc: what quiz did you take??/

lol


*boards Goddess' diary*

*she takes her pen and dips in chocolate 'secret sauce' and starts writing erotic poerty in her diary...*

*she takes her pen and dips in chocolate 'secret sauce' and starts writing erotic poerty in her diary...*
*break out tattoo tools*

*tattoos skull and bones on the back of Goddess' neck*

this thread won't update for me!!!!!!!!!!!! >-( MASTER S.!!!!!!

*break out tattoo tools*

*tattoos skull and bones on the back of Goddess' neck*

*she is very ticklish in the neck and keeps squirming*
Your drawing better be good

this thread won't update for me!!!!!!!!!!!! >-( MASTER S.!!!!!!
*points to Gene*



He looooooooves being master

*she is very ticklish in the neck and keeps squirming*
You're drawing better be good
YOU better sit still :p

F*cking up my puter is NOT being Master!!!! :mad:

YOU better sit still :p

But it tickles!
Press harder!

But it tickles!
Press harder!
*presses lower body onto Goddess' upper*

ooc: what quiz is it that you all took.... and why won't any of your posts show up on the thread? anyone know?

IC: Hearling amazingly erotic bloodcurdling screams coming from the Jolt office.... muahahahahahahaaaaa

*presses lower body onto Goddess' upper*

oooohhhhh... that's better
*she lifts her dark brown curls and lowers her head in submission, laughing naughtily*

F*cking up my puter is NOT being Master!!!! :mad:
OOC: hmm?

Why do I see only a few of your posts? And please tell me what quiz you took! ooc....

IC I still have no Master... and won't be able to if I can't SEE him!!!

oooohhhhh... that's better
*she lifts her dark brown curls and lowers her head in submission, laughing naughtily*
Lower baby




OOC: I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired. Night all :fluffle:

you do realise, you have no prove of each other's identities? sorry to spoil your fantasy, and don't take this as offense, but chocolate godess might well be a 50 year old fat bloke.

but there is a great solution to the problem. stop cyberfantacising and go out to meet real people.

you do realise, you have no prove of each other's identities? sorry to spoil your fantasy, and don't take this as offense, but chocolate godess might well be a 50 year old fat bloke.

but there is a great solution to the problem. stop cyberfantacising and go out to meet real people.

*points the the pic thread*
For proof...

@LP
As you wish... Shall we wax the plank?

OOC night LP

you do realise, you have no prove of each other's identities? sorry to spoil your fantasy, and don't take this as offense, but chocolate godess might well be a 50 year old fat bloke.

but there is a great solution to the problem. stop cyberfantacising and go out to meet real people.

ooc: My "REAL" people are in the other room, and I don't care of CG is a 50 yr old fat bloke!!!! ;)

you do realise, you have no prove of each other's identities? sorry to spoil your fantasy, and don't take this as offense, but chocolate godess might well be a 50 year old fat bloke.

but there is a great solution to the problem. stop cyberfantacising and go out to meet real people.


*slices through this person with her saber while eating a pickle*

Did someone say something?

ooc: My "REAL" people are in the other room, and I don't care of CG is a 50 yr old fat bloke!!!! ;)

lol thanks ;)

CG, you gonna hang with me? I have YET to find a man who will be an occasional Master for me... And I still need to find someone who will be a willing worshiping slave... (other than Master S.) I do require that! :D

Why do I see only a few of your posts? And please tell me what quiz you took! ooc....

IC I still have no Master... and won't be able to if I can't SEE him!!!
*walks up to Hype*

I'll be your master! :D

CG, you gonna hang with me? I have YET to find a man who will be an occasional Master for me... And I still need to find someone who will be a willing worshiping slave... (other than Master S.) I do require that! :D


Well... i'm not good at worshipping but I can hang...

*slices through this person with her saber while eating a pickle*



Did someone say something?


Should have stuck her in the Jolt room.... definitely....

*walks up to Hype*

I'll be your master! :D

Fair enough... if I can actually get Jolt to work and see the posts! ooc:

*Looks forward to being on the other side.... it's been so long!*

Well... i'm not good at worshipping but I can hang...

Oh... I'm not good at worshipping either... I wasn't referring to you... I was referring to a male sub....

Gene... I'm taking that test... will be back in black in minutes! :fluffle:

Fair enough... if I can actually get Jolt to work and see the posts! ooc:

*Looks forward to being on the other side.... it's been so long!*
Alright. when shall we start? ;) :fluffle: :D

For 50 % you are: According to your choices, the NSer who should be put in charge of the world is...

Pure Metal. ;)

evidently a wonderful leader, PM should rule the world.
just accept it.
33.33 % of 9 Quiz participants had this profile!


hmmmm...... hmmmmmm......

Alright. when shall we start? ;) :fluffle: :D

Give me 5 minutes! *Eagerly waits for that time to pass...*

ooc... back in 5

*checks watch*

Hmm... I wonder where my uber-sexy slave is? :D

*checks watch*

Hmm... I wonder where my uber-sexy slave is? :D

Right here... I had to interrupt Master S.'s torture of the Joltwonks so he could get me four shots of espresso... Yummmy!!!

*Grabs Gene and frenches him long and hard, rubbing my entire body against his...* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *GASPS and remembers I was not given permission to touch my Master...* :eek:

Right here... I had to interrupt Master S.'s torture of the Joltwonks so he could get me four shots of espresso... Yummmy!!!

*Grabs Gene and frenches him long and hard, rubbing my entire body against his...* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *GASPS and remembers I was not given permission to touch my Master...* :eek:
NO! MORE!!!!!

*uber-frenches Hype long and hard, carressing her and doing naughty things as well* :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

I'm...not...quite...asleep...yet... *tries to think somewhat clearly, and succeeds good enough to be able to take one last, enormous lick of TCG before staggering off to bed and nearly literally falling asleep*

OOC: I really should stop posting now, while I'm still able to type perfectly understandable posts with somewhat good grammar. Lets see... If I go to bed now, I'll be able to sleep for 5 hours. Not too bad...

I'm...not...quite...asleep...yet... *tries to think somewhat clearly, and succeeds good enough to be able to take one last, enormous lick of TCG before staggering off to bed and nearly literally falling asleep*

OOC: I really should stop posting now, while I'm still able to type perfectly understandable posts with somewhat good grammar. Lets see... If I go to bed now, I'll be able to sleep for 5 hours. Not too bad...

*she walks into the Fluff again and grabs DIF, ties him up in chocolate ropes*
Well? You still owe me...

NO! MORE!!!!!

*uber-frenches Hype long and hard, carressing her and doing naughty things as well* :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

mmmmmmm *moans with pleasure... grinding against my Master's amazingly large hard **** ooc:don't know how far I have to be censored... I get pretty bad when it comes to this! Ic: feeling it against my nether regions, throbbing thru his clothing... hardly able to stand it..* I already want you so badly Master. And thank you for not punishing me for being out of line... Unless that's coming up! ;) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

mmmmmmm *moans with pleasure... grinding against my Master's amazingly large hard **** ooc:don't know how far I have to be censored... I get pretty bad when it comes to this! Ic: feeling it against my nether regions, throbbing thru his clothing... hardly able to stand it..* I already want you so badly Master. And thank you for not punishing me for being out of line... Unless that's coming up! ;) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
No.... :fluffle: I don't use punishments.... :fluffle:

Oh, I LOVE being master.......

*picks her up, and carries her to a large bedroom....* ;)

OOC: sometimes, if someone wants to get REALLY explicit, but not want to face the wrath of the mods, they RP the... experience :D.... via telegrams or through instant messenging or e-mails.

Oh, and just for reference, how tall is Hype? gene is 5'2

*she walks into the Fluff again and grabs DIF, ties him up in chocolate ropes*
Well? You still owe me...*in a final outburst of huger, eats the chocolate ropes and falls down into a small pile of fluff* Oh well... Feel free to do whatever you want while I'm asleep.

OOC: This is my last post for tonight. I'm fairly good at writing when tired, but now my memory starts getting blurry, and my thoughts doesn't make much sense anymore. Time to go to bed, finally...

*in a final outburst of huger, eats the chocolate ropes and falls down into a small pile of fluff* Oh well... Feel free to do whatever you want while I'm asleep.

OOC: This is my last post for tonight. I'm fairly good at writing when tired, but now my memory starts getting blurry, and my thoughts doesn't make much sense anymore. Time to go to bed, finally...

*blows him a kiss*
Nighty night

No.... :fluffle: I don't use punishments.... :fluffle:

Oh, I LOVE being master.......

*picks her up, and carries her to a large bedroom....* ;)

OOC: sometimes, if someone wants to get REALLY explicit, but not want to face the wrath of the mods, they RP the... experience :D.... via telegrams or through instant messenging or e-mails.

Oh, and just for reference, how tall is Hype? gene is 5'2

heheheh! PERFECT... Hype is 5'2"!!!! :fluffle:

heheheh! PERFECT... Hype is 5'2"!!!! :fluffle:
hearing that only makes me want you even more!! :D

mwahahahahaha!!!! :D

*enters the bedroom with hype, fluffling heavily*

hearing that only makes me want you even more!! :D


mwahahahahaha!!!! :D

*enters the bedroom with hype, fluffling heavily*
*excited at the prospect of no punishment... something new to me... breathing heavily, my chest heaving up and down in my tight leather corset* mmmmm..... *moans loudly upsetting the people in the room on the other side of the stone walls...* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*excited at the prospect of no punishment... something new to me... breathing heavily, my chest heaving up and down in my tight leather corset* mmmmm..... *moans loudly upsetting the people in the room on the other side of the stone walls...* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
OOC: We seem to be approaching the point to where we're practically "cybering", in the terms of the rules of the mods. what should we do next? Say "one hour later", or RP via tg/im/email?

OOC: We seem to be approaching the point to where we're practically "cybering", in the terms of the rules of the mods. what should we do next? Say "one hour later", or RP via tg/im/email?

ooc: there's the issue that I haven't slept in two days and am running on espresso... np if my husband doesn't walk in... I don't mind goofing around... perhaps we should keep it in league w/ the room and stay here? What's your opinion? I don't want a cyber-slut rep! lol!!! :p

ooc: there's the issue that I haven't slept in two days and am running on espresso... np if my husband doesn't walk in... I don't mind goofing around... perhaps we should keep it in league w/ the room and stay here? What's your opinion? I don't want a cyber-slut rep! lol!!! :p
ooc: alrighty then. :)

IC: *three weeks later*

*they come out of the large bedroom*

OOC: how's that? :D

ooc: alrighty then. :)

IC: *three weeks later*

*they come out of the large bedroom*

OOC: how's that? :D

ooc: That's a bit.... uninspired? You didn't do anything w/me... no tying me down, none of the usual Kazoo stuff... Think! Or is your thinking not appropriate for this thread? ;)

ooc: That's a bit.... uninspired? You didn't do anything w/me... no tying me down, none of the usual Kazoo stuff... Think! Or is your thinking not appropriate for this thread? ;)
OOC: let's just say that it involed countless hours of participating in my favorite sexual fantasy.... hint: it has something to do with women's breasts ;) That's all i'll disclose, to not face the wrath of the Mod Gods (hey! that rhymes! :D )

OOC: let's just say that it involed countless hours of participating in my favorite sexual fantasy.... hint: it has something to do with women's breasts ;) That's all i'll disclose, to not face the wrath of the Mod Gods (hey! that rhymes! :D )

ooc: but it's no fun if we don't RP it! Or at least tell me.... you have my e-mail.... ;)

ooc: but it's no fun if we don't RP it! Or at least tell me.... you have my e-mail.... ;)
OOC: sent :)

OOC: sent :)

ooc: aight... I'll check it now... ;)

I cant believe you people are so naughty in here. Please stop this nonsense right away...... :mad:





*watches castlemates freak out thinking that Peech has been slain and someone took over her Nation*

night all....see you tomorrow :fluffle:

Hype...TPE...you two are dangerously close to being spanked for exceeding the PG-13 rules. *blows whistle and calls a foul*

I cant believe you people are so naughty in here. Please stop this nonsense right away...... :mad:





*watches castlemates freak out thinking that Peech has been slain and someone took over her Nation*

night all....see you tomorrow :fluffle:

Hype...TPE...you two are dangerously close to being spanked for exceeding the PG-13 rules. *blows whistle and calls a foul*
:(

*replaces the word "exceeding" with "overstepping"...*

I'm not as sharp as usual right now....I'm just puttin words together now that dont even make a decent sentence. Bed. Now.

:fluffle: No worries Gene.....I'm like the referee is all. ;)

*replaces the word "exceeding" with "overstepping"...*

I'm not as sharp as usual right now....I'm just puttin words together now that dont even make a decent sentence. Bed. Now.

:fluffle: No worries Gene.....I'm like the referee is all. ;)
ah. i see.

I cant believe you people are so naughty in here. Please stop this nonsense right away...... :mad:





*watches castlemates freak out thinking that Peech has been slain and someone took over her Nation*

night all....see you tomorrow :fluffle:

Hype...TPE...you two are dangerously close to being spanked for exceeding the PG-13 rules. *blows whistle and calls a foul*

Heyheyhey! You all exceed PG 13! Although I know I have to be VERY careful... I wish there was a list of what was and wasn't acceptable... I'm usuallly quite graphic... in such cases, RP will continue e-mail, or tg... figured that part out... and I'M NOT A CYBER SLUT!!!! lmao!!! (anymore :p )

It does't get much cleaner than this... Bambiesque even! :fluffle: to eeryone and see you all in 3-4 weeks... Keep the debauchery going! ;)

Leaves large offering of various peasants and gourmet food, wine, and toys.... ;) Enjoy!

helloooo.....
there's a wicked echo in this castle
*slays peasant*

*Starts reading satanic erotic poems in the mirror*

*Starts reading satanic erotic poems in the mirror*

*a naked spawn of satan jumps out of mirror*

OOGLIE.......BOOGLIE......Muahahahaha.

*runs around in circles*

*a naked spawn of satan jumps out of mirror*

OOGLIE.......BOOGLIE......Muahahahaha.

*runs around in circles*
Dude, I'm reading

*shoves Planners aside*

Senses LP and Planners presense and telepathically give them a good bye :fluffle:

Senses LP and Planners presense and telepathically give them a good bye :fluffle:
*mumbles* Good bye

:eek:


*looks around*


o_O

*mumbles* Good bye

:eek:


*looks around*


o_O

*shakes head*

I didn't say nuttin'.

*yells*

Good bye.

*shakes head*

I didn't say nuttin'.

*yells*

Good bye.
So you DID say SOMETHING?

So you DID say SOMETHING?

O.O
>.<
^.^
Whatch'a talking aboot.
:p
*sits on toilet*

O.O
>.<
^.^
Whatch'a talking aboot.
:p
*sits on toilet*
Nothing..... Want something to read?

*points to poetry on his lower body*

Nothing..... Want something to read?

*points to poetry on his lower body*

ooooooo.....poetry in motion. *trips out convulsing on the floor*.

ooooooo.....poetry in motion. *trips out convulsing on the floor*.
*shrugs*


*starts reading the hidden parts*

*telepathically again* No worries... I'm out for a month.... Keep the perversion going while I'm gone!! :fluffle: ;)

*telepathically again* No worries... I'm out for a month.... Keep the perversion going while I'm gone!! :fluffle: ;)
A whole month? Where are you going?

A whole month? Where are you going?

ooc: long stupid story... surgery in there as well... I also need the break... :fluffle:

ooc: long stupid story... surgery in there as well... I also need the break... :fluffle:
OOC: Okidoki. I'll take bad care of Master S. for you ;) :fluffle:

*looks around, wondering who to socialize with*

OOC: Okidoki. I'll take bad care of Master S. for you ;) :fluffle:

No, he'll take bad care of YOU! ;)

*looks around, wondering who to socialize with*
Maybe with that spawn of satan in the bathroom?

*mutters*

Maybe with that spawn of satan in the bathroom?
I've just found a demonic kitten in the garden.
*throws kitten into room*

I've just found a demonic kitten in the garden.
*throws kitten into room*
*wears the kitten as a hat*

*imitates Peech*

Got scrotums?

Maybe with that spawn of satan in the bathroom?
no thanks.

no thanks.

*walks out of the bathroom*

'ello 'dere.

*wears the kitten as a hat*

*imitates Peech*

Got scrotums?
demonic kittens for all!!
*shakes the demonic kitten tree*

why did I plant that?

demonic kittens for all!!
*shakes the demonic kitten tree*

why did I plant that?
*picks up a kitten*

The birds already had their way with this one

*drops it on a sleeping peasant*

*picks up a kitten*

The birds already had their way with this one

*drops it on a sleeping peasant*
oh, that's why i planted that...
*pours bucket of kittens into cage of peasants*

*walks in to see LP imitating her*

I look much better than you in those assless chaps......

So many men and perversions to watch, so little time...
LP you didn't finish the tattoo...

ooc just so you know, I have to actually work today, so I'll be off and on.

*walks in to see LP imitating her*

I look much better than you in those assless chaps......
That's just because they're flopping on the ground behind me...... Feckin' stumps

And Goddess: I'm sorry. I started painting the surfaces white, but it got a little messy and I couldn't quite make it out anymore

That's just because they're flopping on the ground behind me...... Feckin' stumps

And Goddess: I'm sorry. I started painting the surfaces white, but it got a little messy and I couldn't quite make it out anymore

*stares incredulously*
Wh....? WHITE? You were painting my skin WHITE?

So many men and perversions to watch, so little time...
LP you didn't finish the tattoo...

ooc just so you know, I have to actually work today, so I'll be off and on.


We arrive one minute apart....(should we fess up and tell them you and i actually had a sleep over and thats why we are here at the very same time?)

Yeah on and off for me too....silly work

*releases the hounds*

*stares incredulously*
Wh....? WHITE? You were painting my skin WHITE?
Well..... it wasn't really paint....

Well..... it wasn't really paint....

White? *she shakes her head and starts sobbing*
I am the Chocolate Goddess.... I'll be the laughing stock at the next convention.

*walks out of the bathroom*

'ello 'dere.
hello.

White? *she shakes her head and starts sobbing*
I am the Chocolate Goddess.... I'll be the laughing stock at the next convention.
here, i planted a chocolate bush for yoou

White? *she shakes her head and starts sobbing*
I am the Chocolate Goddess.... I'll be the laughing stock at the next convention.
Just a wee little white skull and boner....... I mean bones

White? *she shakes her head and starts sobbing*
I am the Chocolate Goddess.... I'll be the laughing stock at the next convention.

I can paint you b...:p nvm.

here, i planted a chocolate bush for yoou


Thats my most favorite kind of bush....... can I get one of those too?

hello.

'I

here, i planted a chocolate bush for yoou

*she wipes her tears, jumps up and goes to the chocolate bush*
Meh... that's just a cocoa tree. This is a chocolate bush.

*gives Planners back his club*

Sorry...I took this home with me last night. It came in handy. I ended up clubbing myself.......

*she wipes her tears, jumps up and goes to the chocolate bush*
Meh... that's just a cocoa tree. This is a chocolate bush.
*pokes*

Hey look. Chocolate sauce is dripping out

*she wipes her tears, jumps up and goes to the chocolate bush*
Meh... that's just a cocoa tree. This is a chocolate bush.


OOC:LOL....sorry.... I just had an image of you saying that while lifting up your dress, like Mel Gibson did his kilt in Braveheart

I've had way too much allergy medicine this morn

*gives Planners back his club*

Sorry...I took this home with me last night. It came in handy. I ended up clubbing myself.......

I hope you hurt yourself :(

*she wipes her tears, jumps up and goes to the chocolate bush*
Meh... that's just a cocoa tree. This is a chocolate bush.
*licks*
so it is....

OOC:LOL....sorry.... I just had an image of you saying that while lifting up your dress, like Mel Gibson did his kilt in Braveheart

I've had way too much allergy medicine this morn
I think everyone had that image

I think everyone had that image

*grins* plays with toys.

I hope you hurt yourself :(


I'm not as good at it as you are, but I did manage to inflict a few bruises

I'm not as good at it as you are, but I did manage to inflict a few bruises
*examines Peech*

None on the outside

*checks watch*

well, i'm outa here. bye all!

*teleports out*

*eats marshmallow flower*

*wakes up and mumbles something strange about cheesy nuke manufacturers for a while, then feels the presence of TCG*

Chocolate! :eek: I want chocolate! Now!*faints**thud*

*wakes up a few minutes later, and, desperate for chocolate, runs towards TCG, throws himself to the ground and starts licking her feet*

Hmm... There is something missing... *writes "Beware of the fluffy Goddess!" on TCG's chest using a white liquid whose origin is known to none other than DIF* There. Perfect! *starts licking all over TCG, except where for where there is white liquid*

Still not enough chocolate... *conciders taking a huge bite of TCG, but discards the idea after carefully concidering the likely consequencies of doing so, and instead goes back to his evil (and holy) lair and eats all the chocolate in his chocolate storage*

OOC: Will be gone for a while before getting home.

*wakes up and mumbles something strange about cheesy nuke manufacturers for a while, then feels the presence of TCG*

Chocolate! :eek: I want chocolate! Now!*faints**thud*

*wakes up a few minutes later, and, desperate for chocolate, runs towards TCG, throws himself to the ground and starts licking her feet*

Hmm... There is something missing... *writes "Beware of the fluffy Goddess!" on TCG's chest using a white liquid whose origin is known to none other than DIF* There. Perfect! *starts licking all over TCG, except where for where there is white liquid*

Still not enough chocolate... *conciders taking a huge bite of TCG, but discards the idea after carefully concidering the likely consequencies of doing so, and instead goes back to his evil (and holy) lair and eats all the chocolate in his chocolate storage*

OOC: Will be gone for a while before getting home.
*reads newspaper*

ooc LOL you guys crack me up. Darn! I had to leave right then to get my web servers running... But I'm back now...

ic *wipes off the white substance DIF brushed on with a disgusted look*

*reads newspaper*
*sets newspaper on fire*
*laughs uncontrollably*

ooc LOL you guys crack me up. Darn! I had to leave right then to get my web servers running... But I'm back now...

ic *wipes off the white substance DIF brushed on with a disgusted look*
You're not a...... a ....... racist are you?

*sets newspaper on fire*
*laughs uncontrollably*
*miraculously saves the comic section*

Phew

*sets newspaper on fire*
*laughs uncontrollably*

*nails burning newpaper to a plank*

You're not a...... a ....... racist are you?

LOL! *wipes tear from her eye*
Hey, so called white chocolate is NOT chocolate. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that... I have to do something about your tattoo...


ooc and definitely NOT!

LOL! *wipes tear from her eye*
Hey, so called white chocolate is NOT chocolate. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that... I have to do something about your tattoo...


ooc and definitely NOT!
I know it's not, but just consider the "paint"..... err...... icing?

I forgot I was here.


someone take my saber away from me.....its not safe for me today.

*plays with corpes instead*

I forgot I was here.


someone take my saber away from me.....its not safe for me today.

*plays with corpes instead*
*takes saber from drugged up Peech*

*scratches off the tattoo with it*

I know it's not, but just consider the "paint"..... err...... icing?

*eyelashes flutter*
Can you lick it off?*

*eyelashes flutter*
Can you lick it off?*
Err.... Sure

*licks back of Goddess' neck, just to make her feel better*

*takes saber from drugged up Peech*

*scratches off the tattoo with it*


what tattoo? scratch my back with it whuile youre at it.

what tattoo? scratch my back with it whuile youre at it.
The tattoo I'm licking off


*scratches Peech with saber.... somewhere*

*dances*

what tattoo? scratch my back with it whuile youre at it.

*she goes to Peeches and lifts her curls to show her neck*
Look what he did to me... Can you fix that? Change the white to something else, I mean?

*she goes to Peeches and lifts her curls to show her neck*
Look what he did to me... Can you fix that? Change the white to something else, I mean?


*looks at her ivory satin skin .....kisses away the previous markings while slowly stroking the small of her back*

I can take care of that a little better later if you'll come to my chambers....

*looks at her ivory satin skin .....kisses away the previous markings while slowly stroking the small of her back*

I can take care of that a little better later if you'll come to my chambers....
Bah. Chambers are soooo 2004. Dinnertables are hot

Bah. Chambers are soooo 2004. Dinnertables are hot


you of all people should know that I actually have a dinner table in my bedroom

you of all people should know that I actually have a dinner table in my bedroom

That puts a whole new perspective on the phrase "what's for dinner?"

*wanders off into the mist*
ooc so long, don't know when I'll be back, I've got a ton of coursework to finish

you of all people should know that I actually have a dinner table in my bedroom
Oh yeah..... but that's a whole different feasting

*sets newspaper on fire*
*laughs uncontrollably*Congratulations! You are now concidered holy.

That puts a whole new perspective on the phrase "what's for dinner?"


"Peechland......the other white meat"

*hopes they have that commercial internationally*