NationStates Jolt Archive

New thread, Occy's not here, we're close to 1300 and I'm leaving. Someone save some cookies for me to find later. *kisses everyone*

I dont have time to bold the names -I will later or if Occy comes alone and takes over then whatever
everybody has seen the awesomeness of this wildy popular thread.. so, here we are, in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT ROYALTY OF REBELS. create your title, and state your duties. i will alter them to my tastes.post them in the thread, and make sure you telegram me with them at my nation, because i may not see them in this looong thread.lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.
if you tged me before, and arent on here, telgram me again, please.

Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.

Tribes of Longton-Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....

Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.

Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?

Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.

Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.

Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.

HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.

Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )

DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.

Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.

Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.

GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.

Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.

Plutonian EmpireUniversal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?

Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen to the wall. sneaks in your house at night and rearranges the furniture.

Nation of FortuneThe Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.

New SancrosanctiaExcecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.

You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.

The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.

Legless PiratesHigh Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.

KhudrosThe Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.

Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.

Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.

Poladsia Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador. he was supposed to be castle reporter, but he cant stay awake.enjoys nudges from razor sharp weapons.

Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..

Eridanus Sir Zach Sack Sewer.fashion designer, and runs the sweatshop. sews scrotums into cloaks for the misfit army. find him underground, thinking of new ideas for armor, sheets and baskets made from the most delicate of skins.

MonotonousUber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.

Suklaa, Prince of Vanity and Corruption- he looks in the mirror alot whilst paying off foreign dignitaries -forcing them to sell us their raw materials at cost...also lures unsuspecting female peasants into his castlemates grasp. He's one smooth criminal.

Divine Imaginary Fluff- The Most Divine Fluffalizer- (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane. He quotes scriptures to castlemates just to see them cringe.

Adrien BarbeauBot- Ignorer of All that is Obvious frightens pornography and watches small kids. actually the writer of "plan 9 from outer space" but was too busy getting parking tickets to take credit.blames anything he does on the minority. tough shit.

Branin -Owner of Mouth, User of Tongue. heckling and harrassing his way right into your soul. not really, because you dont have one. but we will pretend he got that far. honest opinions freely given, among other things which are rumored to be of a personal nature.
Greedy Pig - Consumer of all resources great and wide, Bigger and badder than a black hole. Nothing shall escape his insatiable hunger, the pangs of his hunger causes tsunami's, earthquakes, and worlds to spin out of orbit. "GET IN MAH BELLY!"
Hyperslackovicznia: Hype~ Princess of Pleasure, Pain and Punishment.inflicts a curious mixture of the 3 on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite. takes requests, and fills orders.great work ethic.
Chinkopodia - Laughmeister - Master of all laughs evil and annoying, all will tremble at the incessant MWAHAHAHAHAHA!s. Also owns patent on all amusing 1910s phrases, to use when a good Mwahahahahaha really isn't enough. And I say, old chaps, that really would be squiffy
BLARGistania- Grand Master Extraodinare of the Most High and Exaulted Sacred Bar - tends the bar, serves drinks, makes a killer Sex on the Beach. also has killer sex... you get the idea.

*feasts some more on Peeches*

The only thing missing is some stuffing

*feasts some more on Peeches*

The only thing missing is some stuffing
*gets a box of paxo out*

*rams it down LP's throat*

Stuffed enough?

*gets a box of paxo out*

*rams it down LP's throat*

Stuffed enough?
Fang Ou

*chews and swallows*

And now for dessert

*starts luring TCG*

Here kitty kitty kitty

*sits on her pillow pile an watches the show, eating her box of scout cookies*

*starts luring TCG*

Here kitty kitty kitty

*she gets on all four, graceful and very dangerous*
Meow?

Fang Ou

*chews and swallows*

And now for dessert
*makes a bombe suprise - over one million calories! And lots of poison*

Open up, boyo. :p

*she gets on all four, graceful and very dangerous*
Meow?
AAAAAH! Get off!

That's no scratch pole.

*picks up Goddess by the neck*

AAAAAH! Get off!

That's no scratch pole.

*picks up Goddess by the neck*

ooc darn I was gonna say something with big puppy eyes but it just doesn't work...

where's my bag of string? i want to strangle something.

ooc darn I was gonna say something with big puppy eyes but it just doesn't work...
OOC: hey, that's MY line. By the way, Chocolate, incoming, it's a keeper. *grins* Later, lover.

ooc darn I was gonna say something with big puppy eyes but it just doesn't work...
OOC: Do it anyway

IC:
*shakes TCG*

Well? What do you have to say for yourself?

OOC: Do it anyway

IC:
*shakes TCG*

Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
*she looks at you with her big... sad... kitty eyes, whiskers drooping. you try to resits the allure, but you can't. she senses your weakened state and pounces... playing with the "cookie", nibbling and licking, all the while using her claws on your soft skin*

OOC: hey, that's MY line. By the way, Chocolate, incoming, it's a keeper. *grins* Later, lover.

ooc: I saw. I need a very, very long cold shower now... later? that's all I get?

*she looks at you with her big... sad... kitty eyes, whiskers drooping. you try to resits the allure, but you can't. she senses your weakened state and pounces... playing with the "cookie", nibbling and licking, all the while using her claws on your soft skin*
Damn....... *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*


I can never resist a pussy

Damn....... *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*


I can never resist a pussy

Can I have your witty children?

Can I have your witty children?
Sure. $10

:p

*drenches the pussy*

*wakes up*

*sniffs*

Hmm. Who has cookies?

*levitates to search for cookies*

Sure. $10

:p

*drenches the pussy*


*shivers, gives him an evil look and starts to lick*

*shivers, gives him an evil look and starts to lick*
So you want milk eh?

*looks even more evil than Goddess*

*wakes up*

*sniffs*

Hmm. Who has cookies?

*levitates to search for cookies*
there's a skeleton table in the corner.

So you want milk eh?

*looks even more evil than Goddess*

*she starts to purr and lap up the milk*

*she starts to purr and lap up the milk*
*scratches TCG behind the ear while admiring her fur*



--- More crazed perverted sexual fantasies after these messages ---

Bye all! :fluffle:

what the hell? that's still here! anybody want a girlscout uniform? it's got some blood on it but it's ok...

*scratches TCG behind the ear while admiring her fur*



--- More crazed perverted sexual fantasies after these messages ---

Bye all! :fluffle:

*pouts* bye...

oooh #5 ive been gone too long, bet i missed a bunch of randoom stuff ;)

oooh #5 ive been gone too long, bet i missed a bunch of randoom stuff ;)

a lot of innuendos, hot and kinky stuff...

a lot of innuendos, hot and kinky stuff... as usual ;)

ooc: I saw. I need a very, very long cold shower now... later? that's all I get?
OOC: You might get more. You just need to get your ass in gear and reciprocate. I don't wanna hear any excuses like being too horny to work either. :p

ooc leaving for a while. no bondage while I'm gone please.

I come back and no one to play with. Oh, no, wait...
*remembers her title fondly and finds a private space to sample chocolate*

I come back and no one to play with. Oh, no, wait...
*remembers her title fondly and finds a private space to sample chocolate*
*coats self in chocolate, stands in a place where CG will find him*

...

*coats self in chocolate, stands in a place where CG will find him*

...

*smells*
I do smell chocolate... *she resumes her playful cat position and prowls for her prey... then pounces, claws raking soft flesh*

*smells*
I do smell chocolate... *she resumes her playful cat position and prowls for her prey... then pounces, claws raking soft flesh*
*tries to fight back*

*can't due to chocolate coating*

*just sits and slowly suffocates*

*tries to fight back*

*can't due to chocolate coating*

*just sits and slowly suffocates*

LOL *in between laps of chocolate, she shifts her position slightly to let him breathe.*

LOL *in between laps of chocolate, she shifts her position slightly to let him breathe.*
*can breathe, but appears to have something on his face. something...person-like* :eek:

*licks to taste the difference*

*can breathe, but appears to have something on his face. something...person-like* :eek:

*licks to taste the difference*

*she starts to purr and her clawing becomes more playful, less painful*

*she starts to purr and her clawing becomes more playful, less painful*
Hmm, there are still hints of chocolate *takes another lick* but I can taste something else....

...

*continues to try to taste whatever is on his face*

Hmm, there are still hints of chocolate *takes another lick* but I can taste something else....

...

*continues to try to taste whatever is on his face*

*she purrs even louder, nibbling on her chew toy*

*she purrs even louder, nibbling on her chew toy*
*suddenly needing to breathe faster, he decides to lick his way out*

*suddenly needing to breathe faster, he decides to lick his way out*

*giving a final lick to her very limp chew toy, she stretches and rolls to one side on her pillow pile.*
How about those language courses *arched eyebrow*

*suddenly appears on Goddess's pillow and starts rubbing her belly* Hello, My Goddess.

*giving a final lick to her very limp chew toy, she stretches and rolls to one side on her pillow pile.*
How about those language courses *arched eyebrow*
Il goddess del cioccolato è una signora bella :p

Il goddess del cioccolato è una signora bella :p
Hey, no fair. The only language I partially know is her native language. And I'll sound like an IDIOT trying that. :D

Hey, no fair. The only language I partially know is her native language. And I'll sound like an IDIOT trying that. :D
Ah, don't worry. That's the only Italian I can really put in a sentence. Great for compliments, though...

Ah, don't worry. That's the only Italian I can really put in a sentence. Great for compliments, though...
yeah, you could say "I love to wipe boogers on you." in french or italian and the girls would swoon.

Mon amante, J'adore les titons grande et la derriere comme un oeuf.

Il goddess del cioccolato è una signora bella :p

*gushing*
You really think so Tribes? *false blush*

EDIT: That just went wrong, I think. Bah. Two years of French did nothing for my linguistic skills...

yeah, you could say "I love to wipe boogers on you." in french or italian and the girls would swoon.

Mon amante, J'adore les titons grande et la derriere comme un oeuf.

Mon amante, j'adore les gros nichons et le cul... actually, I don't know what you're trying to say about my ass

OOC: Monty Python moment when trying to use Babel Fish there:

Vous enfantez étiez un hamster, et votre père senti des baies de sureau :p
LOL
I haven't heard that in a long time!

Mon amante, j'adore les gros nichons et le cul... actually, I don't know what you're trying to say about my ass
An ass like an egg, non? I'm grasping here, darling, I haven't taken french in 8 years and you actually KNOW the language.

LOL
I haven't heard that in a long time!
And she likes Monty Python. Good thing I'm laying down.

An ass like an egg, non? I'm grasping here, darling, I haven't taken french in 8 years and you actually KNOW the language.

Yeah, know what oeuf means, I just don't know what you're trying to say: small, white, hard, with yolk, what?

EDIT: That just went wrong, I think. Bah. Two years of French did nothing for my linguistic skills...

Luv ya for trying... Maybe some German next?

Yeah, know what oeuf means, I just don't know what you're trying to say: small, white, hard, with yolk, what?
Was thinking more on the lines of round and smooth.
with yolk?
not yet...

Luv ya for trying... Maybe some German next?
Ich liebe mit du sprechen, weil du lustig und recht bist. Du bist das schönste mädchen auf dem Forum :p

Ich liebe mit du sprechen, weil du lustig und recht bist. Du bist das schönste mädchen auf dem Forum :p

LOL What did you say? the only word I can make if forum...

Was thinking more on the lines of round and smooth.

not yet...

Mon amante, j'adore les gros nichons et les petits culs ronds et doux.

LOL What did you say? the only word I can make if forum...
I think (noting the fact I got a B in german almost two years ago) it says:

I love talking with you, because you are funny and (swapping recht for nett) nice. You are the most beautiful girl on the forum.

But someone German should tear it to pieces. Possibly with some sort of German Sonnet...

I think (noting the fact I got a B in german almost two years ago) it says:

I love talking with you, because you are funny and (swapping recht for nett) nice. You are the most beautiful girl on the forum.

But someone German should tear it to pieces. Possibly with some sort of German Sonnet...

Okay, now I am truly blushing furiously.
*naughty grin* and Peeches is so going to be jealous and sad she missed this

and btw, Suk, they are.

Okay, now I am truly blushing furiously.
*naughty grin* and Peeches is so going to be jealous and sad she missed this
Maybe I'll write her one too...

...but not as good as yours :D

Maybe I'll write her one too...

...but not as good as yours :D

I was trying to read and enounce and... I just mangled it so bad. I am going to write it down though and get a friend of mine to teach me how to say it.

:fluffle:
Thanks didn't want to put you on the spot. especially after going on yesterday about pics...

and btw, Suk, they are.
I would only assume. And since the website won't translate nichons, I will have to assume and say, they are.

I would only assume. And since the website won't translate nichons, I will have to assume and say, they are.

:fluffle:
Can't you see em?
*naughty giggle*

:fluffle:
Can't you see em?
*naughty giggle*
*wafts towards Goddess* Would you like to smell them? :D You seem to be having some strange effect on me. But I must depart. Be naugty, now. Later Tribes.

*wafts towards Goddess* Would you like to smell them? :D You seem to be having some strange effect on me. But I must depart. Be naugty, now. Later Tribes.

ooc always do that!!! beu bye!

*moves in for the kill*

voulez vous couchez....

*moves in for the kill*

voulez vous couchez....
LOL
I wondered when someone was going to say that!

Maybe I'll write her one too...

...but not as good as yours :D


*marks Tribes off her list of people allowed in her Peech patch*

@ TRIBES
*pouts* but that would be pretty hard to do, considering you don't want visitors and all...


@ PEECHES
hello, my lover. kneels and licks the back of her knees

ooc sorry gotta go. l"ll be back later tonight

*marks Tribes off her list of people allowed in her Peech patch*
Ich bin traurig, Peech. Du warst nicht hier, obwohl ich spaß mit du möchtet haben . Du hast ein schönes Lächeln, und ich versuche, dieses bis zu Ihnen zu bilden. (it's all wrong due to the degredation of my linguistic skills over the last two years, but you get the idea) :)

Ich bin traurig, Peech. Du warst nicht hier, obwohl ich spaß mit du möchtet haben . Du hast ein schönes Lächeln, und ich versuche, dieses bis zu Ihnen zu bilden. (it's all wrong due to the degredation of my linguistic skills over the last two years, but you get the idea) :)


Actually, I have no idea. I can speak a tiny bit of spanishbut no ther languages. But you know your brain is what turns me on so I'll just pretend it says something equisite.

Actually, I have no idea. I can speak a tiny bit of spanishbut no ther languages. But you know your brain is what turns me on so I'll just pretend it says something equisite.
I know I got it wrong, and I had to use babel fish for some of the vocabulary, but I think it says:

I'm sorry Peech. You were not here, although I (edit that bit to say ...Spaß mit Ihnen hätte gehabt haben gemocht) would have liked to have had 'fun' with you. You have a pretty smile (trying to flatter), and I would like to make it (referring to my error) up to you. :)

I know I got it wrong, and I had to use babel fish for some of the vocabulary, but I think it says:

I'm sorry Peech. You were not here, although I (edit that bit to say ...Spaß mit Ihnen hätte gehabt haben gemocht) would have liked to have had 'fun' with you. You have a pretty smile (trying to flatter), and I would like to make it (referring to my error) up to you. :)


As long as you are pleasing my lovely Goddess.....I'm happy. But yeah, you have some making up to do. (better get creative bucko)

As long as you are pleasing my lovely Goddess.....I'm happy. But yeah, you have some making up to do. (better get creative bucko)
OK. I'll need:

Your white assless chaps
About a pound of warming KY Jelly
Some chocolate body stuff
My leather jacket
Some silly putty
Some clay
And you as a model.

What? I'm going to make a lifesize model of you :p

OK. I'll need:

Your white assless chaps
About a pound of warming KY Jelly
Some chocolate body stuff
My leather jacket
Some silly putty
Some clay
And you as a model.

What? I'm going to make a lifesize model of you :p


such creativity.....then you can read to my model. I wonder what I'd need to make a model of you. *thinks about how to make a Longton*

such creativity.....then you can read to my model. I wonder what I'd need to make a model of you. *thinks about how to make a Longton*
I'll tell you, but first you must sign this disclaimer stating you wil never use it for voodoo purposes :p

*cracks knuckles, stretches arms and back*

Okay I'm ready..... Bring it on

*cracks knuckles, stretches arms and back*

Okay I'm ready..... Bring it on
*a fist sails through the air, catching LP in the sternum*

*the other fist punches LP out of the chair*

*a boot decends on his face*

Wait - are you the client who asked for the beating?

*lasso's LP and Tribes and ties them up back to back*


Youre in for it now ......

*a fist sails through the air, catching LP in the sternum*

*the other fist punches LP out of the chair*

*a boot decends on his face*

Wait - are you the client who asked for the beating?
Actually no...... but I would ask you to continue..... if we weren't all tied up.

Can I fight back?

*headbutts Longton*

Actually no...... but I would ask you to continue..... if we weren't all tied up.

Can I fight back?

*headbutts Longton*
You can, but use disproportionate force to fight back...

*takes a hammer to LPs kneecap*

You can, but use disproportionate force to fight back...

*takes a hammer to LPs kneecap*
That's okay.... I never hit girls as hard as men

*jams a fist into the place where the sun doesn't shine in Longton*

*tries to get a lick in somewhere between all the punches*

lick ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lk)
v. licked, lick·ing, licks
v. tr.
To pass the tongue over or along: lick a stamp.
To lap up.
To lap or flicker at like a tongue: The waves licked the sides of the boat.
Slang. To punish with a beating; thrash.
Slang. To get the better of; defeat: licked her weight problem.


You decide which one I meant boys....

*tries to get a lick in somewhere between all the punches*

lick ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lk)
v. licked, lick·ing, licks
v. tr.
To pass the tongue over or along: lick a stamp.
To lap up.
To lap or flicker at like a tongue: The waves licked the sides of the boat.
Slang. To punish with a beating; thrash.
Slang. To get the better of; defeat: licked her weight problem.


You decide which one I meant boys....
You licked a stamp?

Kinky

Crap....

Fecking acid.

You licked a stamp?

Kinky


yes..and the taste is still lingering on my tongue......*gets hot*

yes..and the taste is still lingering on my tongue......*gets hot*
*french kisses Peech*

Uh oh. Wow wewe swuck

*french kisses Peech*

Uh oh. Wow wewe swuck


welw cwap....now whath arh whe gonna doo?

welw cwap....now whath arh whe gonna doo?
I won' wohw

*keeps french kissing*

*tries to pull back, but can't*

I won' wohw

*keeps french kissing*

*tries to pull back, but can't*


guesth we'll justh haft to keepth kissing.....*doesnt complain*

guesth we'll justh haft to keepth kissing.....*doesnt complain*
*shrugs and keeps kissing*


*slips in some extra glue*

I'll cuth our tongues offth ith you deat thath picth!

I'll cuth our tongues offth ith you deat thath picth!
Go ong. I vare you

*sticks tongue out at Peech*

Go ong. I vare you

*sticks tongue out at Peech*


Noh....you'll neef it laterth for other swuff

Noh....you'll neef it laterth for other swuff
Wike wha? Mowe fwench kiffing?

Wike wha? Mowe fwench kiffing?


uhhss...yesth but thath other thwing we wike to do ass wewl

uhhss...yesth but thath other thwing we wike to do ass wewl
Did wou juss say "do ass wewl"?

o_O






It's getting late. Night Peech :fluffle:

Did wou juss say "do ass wewl"?

o_O


lol (owch)

(erm... I'll draw a pic of it on artpad.)

my pointh iths it wequires your tongueth..so i wont cuth ith offth

Did wou juss say "do ass wewl"?

o_O






It's getting late. Night Peech :fluffle:

Night LP :fluffle:

*teleports in*

Greetings, all! :D

*DIF sneaks around, and eventually stumbles upon Peech. DIF gets over the shock quickly, and stares at Peech, with a grin on his face that would probably be capable of driving anyone insane, with, of cource, the exception of everyone in the castle, since everyone inside of it is already about as insane as possible...

A few seconds pass, then, an insane laugher is heard. It starts off pretty low, and just slightly insane, but then quickly increases in strengt as well as insanity until DIF cannot laugh any louder, or any more insanely for that matter.

All of DIF's evil plotting earlier has resulte in a magnificent plan, involving: snatching Peech, carrying her into DIF's room and finally, after making sure the fluff barrier is working properly, fluffle her until totally exhausted, after which she shall remain in DIF's evil, totally insane (and holy) clutches for a little while longer while he laughs insanely one more time and does weird things with his fluffalization/defluffalization powers, hopefully making Peech somewhat nervous...

After all this has been made, a final thing is to be done before Peech is released; writing "Peech was fluffled by a totally insane nerd with fluffy powers, and all she got was this fluffy text all over her!" all over Peech with fluff specially made to attach nicely to her skin.

Now, after going through the evil (and holy) plan a final time in his head, DIF was ready to fulfill it, and while the echoes of his insane laugher faded away, Peech found herself being carried towards the big, fluffy barrier surrounding DIF's evil (and holy) lair...*

*teleports in*

Greetings, all! :D


Hey doll...whats shakin'?

*DIF sneaks around, and eventually stumbles upon Peech. DIF gets over the shock quickly, and stares at Peech, with a grin on his face that would probably be capable of driving anyone insane, with, of cource, the exception of everyone in the castle, since everyone inside of it is already about as insane as possible...

A few seconds pass, then, an insane laugher is heard. It starts off pretty low, and just slightly insane, but then quickly increases in strengt as well as insanity until DIF cannot laugh any louder, or any more insanely for that matter.

All of DIF's evil plotting earlier has resulte in a magnificent plan, involving: snatching Peech, carrying her into DIF's room and finally, after making sure the fluff barrier is working properly, fluffle her until totally exhausted, after which she shall remain in DIF's evil, totally insane (and holy) clutches for a little while longer while he laughs insanely one more time and does weird things with his fluffalization/defluffalization powers, hopefully making Peech somewhat nervous.

After all this has been made, a final thing is to be done before Peech is released; writing "Peech was fluffled by a totally insane nerd with fluffy powers, and all she got was this fluffy text all over her!" all over Peech with fluff specially made to attach nicely to her skin.

Now, after going through the evil (and holy) plan a final time in his head, DIF was ready to fulfill it, and while the echoes of his insane laugher faded away, Peech found herself being carried towards the big, fluffy barrier surrounding DIF's evil (and holy) lair...*

Oh I have a fluffy tattoo! And I love insane nerds. But not much makes me nervous. Just carnies. *plays with DIF's fluff*

Hey doll...whats shakin'?
Nothing much.

Oh I have a fluffy tattoo! And I love insane nerds. But not much makes me nervous. Just carnies. *plays with DIF's fluff*
You don't have the fluffy tattoo yet, I have just came as far as starting to fluffle you. You will get it once I'm done with that as well as doing something weird with my fluffy powers.

*begins fluffling Peech*

You don't have the fluffy tattoo yet, I have just came as far as starting to fluffle you. You will get it once I'm done with that as well as doing something weird with my fluffy powers.

*begins fluffling Peech*
Too tired... Must sleep. That will have to do for tonight.
*stops fluffling, gives Peech the previously mentioned fluffy tattoo, and then ponders about what to do next for a while, before deciding to compress a huge chunk of fluff to a degree never done before. Unfortunately, DIF compresses it a little bit too much, and it turns into an extremely small black hole...*

Oops... Well, concidering how small it is, it will take quite a while before it destroys the castle even if nothing is done to stop it.

*DIF carefully moves the extremely small black hole into TCG's room and leaves it there*

Hopefully TCG won't notice it for quite a while, and if she does, she will hopefully be able to get rid of it somehow. (and maybe even turn it into chocolate)

*finally releases Peech*

Now it's time to go to bed while I can still think somewhat clearly... Good night.

Too tired... Must sleep. That will have to do for tonight.
*stops fluffling, gives Peech the previously mentioned fluffy tattoo, and then ponders about what to do next for a while, before deciding to compress a huge chunk of fluff to a degree never done before. Unfortunately, DIF compresses it a little bit too much, and it turns into an extremely small black hole...*

Oops... Well, concidering how small it is, it will take quite a while before it destroys the castle even if nothing is done to stop it.

*DIF carefully moves the extremely small black hole into TCG's room and leaves it there*

Hopefully TCG won't notice it for quite a while, and if she does, she will hopefully be able to get rid of it somehow. (and maybe even turn it into chocolate)

*finally releases Peech*

Now it's time to go to bed while I can still think somewhat clearly... Good night.


It SOOOO nice to see you have SOOO much confidence in my powers.
*with her will, she throws the black hole to another time*

It SOOOO nice to see you have SOOO much confidence in my powers.
*with her will, she throws the black hole to another time*


Wanted to give you a kiss before you changed into your PC clothes. *french kisses Goddess with slow soft swirls of her tongue, breaking the kiss a little, just to take goddesses lips into her own...then resumes the deepness of the lustful exchange.....and ends with a soft kiss on her neck*

That ought to make you want a drink when you get to PC ;)

Wanted to give you a kiss before you changed into your PC clothes. *french kisses Goddess with slow soft swirls of her tongue, breaking the kiss a little, just to take goddesses lips into her own...then resumes the deepness of the lustful exchange.....and ends with a soft kiss on her neck*

That ought to make you want a drink when you get to PC ;)

You're so wickedly good for me Peech *as always, tries to lick the last of her sweet saliva on her lips*

ooc. Just had to make sure I didnt' lose this thread!!

ic: *back w/Master S. in a month or so...*

ooc... It will probably be #25 by then! ;)

ic: So far, enjoying the coffin rest and the many crystal goblets of blood w/ Master S. He gives the best massages... and stuff... ;)

*FRom the battlements, she looks at the devastation, her heart racing. She takes pen and paper and continues to write her epic...*
Let's start the chapter devoted to Tribes...

OOC: hello.

*crawls out from under a pile of female peasants and stretches* Good mornin' My Goddess. *kicks a peasant girl out of his way as he strolls out of the pile*

Hello, suklaa.

Echo


Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo

*eyes aglow*
Good morning gentlemen. Isn't this glorious?

*eyes TCG naughtily* ;)

good afternoon.

*eyes TCG naughtily* ;)

*she throws her head back and laughs*
Why, Gene!

@ Odd One
Then a good afternoon to you. I'm The Chocolate Goddess, her avatar really. You've been here before but I don,t think we've been properly... introduced.
*wicked grin*

*eyes aglow*
Good morning gentlemen. Isn't this glorious?
Yes, you are. *grins*

*walks naughtily towards TCG* :D

Yes, you are. *grins*

*grins back*
Now THAT might get you somewhere. Taking charm classes? *evil twinkle in her eye*

*walks naughtily towards TCG* :D

*eyes him carefully*
My, there is something different about you, isn't there...

*grins back*
Now THAT might get you somewhere. Taking charm classes? *evil twinkle in her eye*
No, I'm just good, that's all.

*eyes him carefully*
My, there is something different about you, isn't there...
*strips off his clothes and immedieatly proceeds to copu--err... fuck TCG* :D

*strips off his clothes and immedieatly proceeds to copu--err... fuck TCG* :D


you cant say that in here......we have to keep it to inuendo and PG13rating.

*strips off his clothes and immedieatly proceeds to copu--err... fuck TCG* :D

*licks the side of his face*
Always a good way to start the morning...

No, I'm just good, that's all.

That you are
*eyes him speculatively, then sees Peeches*

Good morning LoverGirl.
*she gets in very close, smelling her sweetness. she puts her hand in the mass of blond curls, tilts her head and nibbles on her neck below the ear.*

YAY for innuendo!

*licks the side of his face*
Always a good way to start the morning...
mmm hmmm.....

*continues humping TCG*

you cant say that in here......we have to keep it to inuendo and PG13rating.
*fumes steaming mad*

*fumes steaming mad*
Dude. Live with it or get deated.

*she throws her head back and laughs*
Why, Gene!

@ Odd One
Then a good afternoon to you. I'm The Chocolate Goddess, her avatar really. You've been here before but I don,t think we've been properly... introduced.
*wicked grin*

stop your grinnin and put your mouth to good use then ;)
there's time yet.

*fumes steaming mad*

Well I;d like to be alot more explicit with my descriptions, but I'd rather not get this thread locked.

*copulates Eugene til he stops steaming*

stop your grinnin and put your mouth to good use then ;)
there's time yet.

Forceful, aren't we? *claps he hands and puts a cookie in her mouth to stop talking*

That you are
*eyes him speculatively, then sees Peeches*

Good morning LoverGirl.
*she gets in very close, smelling her sweetness. she puts her hand in the mass of blond curls, tilts her head and nibbles on her neck below the ear.*


My sexy Goddess....*gets chills from those soft sensual nibbles*
I have some time set aside for just you and me later today....it involves some various flavored items and a water pick. *bats eyelashes*


Did I mention to the fellas that all of this^^ will be taking place in a see-through glass room?

My sexy Goddess....*gets chills from those soft sensual nibbles*
I have some time set aside for just you and me later today....it involves some various flavored items and a water pick. *bats eyelashes*


Did I mention to the fellas that all of this^^ will be taking place in a see-through glass room?
*munches popcorn*

Since when do you have to mention?

i knew i built that room for a reason

*Reluctantly gives in to the will of the Mods*

*Reluctantly gives in to the will of the Mods*
That's better.


So? Feeling any gayer today?

My sexy Goddess....*gets chills from those soft sensual nibbles*
I have some time set aside for just you and me later today....it involves some various flavored items and a water pick. *bats eyelashes*


Did I mention to the fellas that all of this^^ will be taking place in a see-through glass room?

*falls to her knees*
You always do that to me... in the mornings... hmmmm... this afternoon you said?
*lays back on a pile of tassled pillows daydreaming*

That's better.


So? Feeling any gayer today?
*walks towards LP*

*stands there looking at him*

....

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

*walks towards LP*

*stands there looking at him*

....

:fluffle: :fluffle: :D
*muffled*
YAY!

:fluffle:

*grabs Gene's ass*

Alright (http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/3865.jpg)

*walks towards LP*

*stands there looking at him*

....

: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D


:eek:
Could it be? *puts on special red leather assless chaps for the occasion*

Goddess...come sit with me while we watch some funky boy action...*drools on clevage*

*muffled*
YAY!

:fluffle:

*grabs Gene's ass*

Alright (http://images.urbandictionary.com/view/large/3865.jpg)
Oh, hell no! I"M the one in control! ;)

Oh, hell no! I"M the one in control! ;)
Whatever you want.

*cuffs self to the ceiling*

:eek:
Could it be? *puts on special red leather assless chaps for the occasion*

Goddess...come sit with me while we watch some funky boy action...*drools on clevage*
*pauses from fluffleing LP*

*drags peech into the flufflefest*

:eek:
Could it be? *puts on special red leather assless chaps for the occasion*

Goddess...come sit with me while we watch some funky boy action...*drools on clevage*

*walks over, swaying her hips, and drops down layzily besides Peeches, hot*
We haven't seen this in a long time... *leers*

i knew i built that room for a reason


I have something you can build....bring all your tools though.

I have something you can build....bring all your tools though.

*eyes fluttering*
I love the way you just keep us in-line...

I have something you can build....bring all your tools though.
Oh oh! Is it a baby?

I have something you can build....bring all your tools though.
hold the big tool for me while i get the rest ready, that's right give it a good polishing.

Whatever you want.

*cuffs self to the ceiling*
*goes in from behind*

OOC: *thanks goodness that it's only an internet thing* ;)

EDIT: This isn't too explicit, is it?

*drools as she watches the show, but wondering where her devout chocolate man is off to...*

*goes in from behind*

OOC: *thanks goodness that it's only an internet thing* ;)
OOC: Thanks for the wink :D

IC:
:eek:

My Gene. You've been so cruel in holding back against all the men

OOC: Thanks for the wink :D

IC:
:eek:

My Gene. You've been so cruel in holding back against all the men
OOC: you're welcome, silly perv :D

IC: cruel? how so?

cruel? how so?
Don't act innocent, Mr. Toolman

Don't act innocent, Mr. Toolman
No, really. How so?

No, really. How so?
:rolleyes:

Want me to draw a picture?

:rolleyes:

Want me to draw a picture?
Your choice, but I prefer it in words. ;)

ooc got to work... for real this morning. later.

ooc got to work... for real this morning. later.
OOC: later.

Your choice, but I prefer it in words. ;)
http://artpad.art.com/?ieiz3u9v5nc
There



*licks Goddess goodbye*

bring back cookies

http://artpad.art.com/?ieiz3u9v5nc
There



*licks Goddess goodbye*
Ugh. it says I don't have the proper Flash player. :mad: :rolleyes:

Ugh. it says I don't have the proper Flash player. :mad: :rolleyes:
*siiiiiigh*


Okay. You've been cruel because you haven't been letting the men enjoy your "pleasant company".

Now. Less yappin', more kinkyness

here's more chains; cuff his legs

here's more chains; cuff his legs
legs? :confused:

*siiiiiigh*


Okay. You've been cruel because you haven't been letting the men enjoy your "pleasant company".

Now. Less yappin', more kinkyness
Well, i'm not being cruel any more now ;)

legs? :confused:
oh, arse.

cuff his stumps

better? :)

Well, i'm not being cruel any more now ;)
Just the good kind of cruel

*wiggles bum*

Hit me already!

oh, arse.

cuff his stumps

better? :)
Thank you.....


Don't mistake the stumps with that other bit

oh, arse.

cuff his stumps

better? :)
Absolutely not. I like my freedom. :)

Thank you.....


Don't mistake the stumps with that other bit
you never know, you might like having your 'other stump' in chains.

you never know, you might like having your 'other stump' in chains.
Hmmmmmm.

Okay. You may chain my wobbly bits to something like......

*looks around*

.... that piano

Hmmmmmm.

Okay. You may chain my wobbly bits to something like......

*looks around*

.... that piano
sorry, no space, mine are already chaiined to it, but there's a harpsichord over there.

*curses the internet for not letting her get to NS*

*walks into the middle of all the boys playing together*

OoOooOOo.......dont mind me.....continue please.

*spanks own ass while filming this naughtiness for everyones later viewing pleasure*

sorry, no space, mine are already chaiined to it, but there's a harpsichord over there.
Ah well.... It's probably better to start lower on the ladder.

Do it

join in peechy, we've got lots of chains to spare...

Any requests?

*starts playing chopsticks*

join in peechy, we've got lots of chains to spare...


*sets cam to auto record, chains herself to a castle wall, taking the shape of an X*

*curses the internet for not letting her get to NS*

*walks into the middle of all the boys playing together*

OoOooOOo.......dont mind me.....continue please.

*spanks own ass while filming this naughtiness for everyones later viewing pleasure*
*minds peech, looks at her naughtily while... "playing" with LP*

*sets cam to auto record, chains herself to a castle wall, taking the shape of an X*

it'll take me a minute to get over there this piano's feckin' heavy. I can whip you from here though

Tell me about it. I feel like my arms have gotten twice as long

Tell me about it. I feel like my arms have gotten twice as long
em.. i wasn't lifting with my arms :eek:

em.. i wasn't lifting with my arms :eek:
Well neither am I lifting. It's called "hanging chained to the ceiling with a harpsichord on the little deckswabber" what I'm doing

*checks his watch*

Well, I gotta go now. later all!

*teleports out*

*checks his watch*

Well, I gotta go now. later all!

*teleports out*
*feels a sudden emptiness inside*

*looks back*

No! Gene! :(

*looks around to see all three chained*
So? What do we do now? Does anyone have the keys?

play me a tune LP while I am getting beaten from across the room

*feels a sudden emptiness inside*

*looks back*

No! Gene! :(

*looks around to see all three chained*
So? What do we do now? Does anyone have the keys?
the keys are hanging on the far wall

*plays LFDY*

I don't wanna end up
old and alone
And I don't want to be waiting
All the time by the phone
Waiting for someone to call me
Someone who would talk to me...

the keys are hanging on the far wall


I was kinda hoping one of you guys would have something long enough to reach the keys......

I was kinda hoping one of you guys would have something long enough to reach the keys......
I do have something, but there's a harpsichord hanging from it. Have you ever tried picking up keys with a haprsichord?

I was kinda hoping one of you guys would have something long enough to reach the keys......
i could use the whip, but then id have to stop 'attending' to you

i could use the whip, but then id have to stop 'attending' to you
Tough call

Decisions decisions. *tries to lick wounds from odd but cant quite reach*

Surely Planners or Tribes or Goddess will turn up soon.....but then we may not want to be unchained. Sigh. *hangs out enjoying the severe pain from whippings and tunes from harpsichord*

*plays Mean Bone*

...and if you think that I'm goin' soft
here come some hard times

I got one mean bone in my body
I got one mean bone in my hand...

*plays Mean Bone*

...and if you think that I'm goin' soft
here come some hard times

I got one mean bone in my body
I got one mean bone in my hand...
if your hands are cuffed... what are you playing with?

nifty trick by the way

if your hands are cuffed... what are you playing with?

nifty trick by the way


Isnt it? Just the other day he applied my make up to my face with it.

if your hands are cuffed... what are you playing with?

nifty trick by the way
My belly button of course.

*flexes bellybutton (copyrighted by Gawdly, but screw him)*

yup.... :eek: .... I've got an idea

*starts swinging back and forth*

My belly button of course.

*flexes bellybutton (copyrighted by Gawdly, but screw him)*

yup.... :eek: .... I've got an idea

*starts swinging back and forth*


*becomes hypnotized by the back and forth swaying motion and passes out*

*murmurs*
oh, would you look at that...
the spare keys were in my back pocet the whole time

:rolleyes:

*swings further and further, stretching certain parts with the extra swinging weight*

*picks the keys from the wall with his bellybutton*

*opens the cuff on his left hand*

*takes the key with his free hand and opens his right one*


*looks down*


*swallows hard*

http://www.g-site.com/random_times/images/wile-e-coyote.jpg

ooc. This is a rough thread to stay away from... I think you know I mean rough in every sense of the word. ;)

*Master S. leaves THAT DUNGEON under my orders to check out what's going on. Notices a request for somewhere for some "appropriate music"... Puts on "Smack My Bitch Up... Mistress Hype gives him his Chaos Theory books back as a reward for prompt adherance to Mistress Hype's command. (and a few other treats... ;) ) * We may be resting... but damn it's hard not to play w/some toys occasionally!

*swings further and further, stretching certain parts with the extra swinging weight*

*picks the keys from the wall with his bellybutton*

*opens the cuff on his left hand*

*takes the key with his free hand and opens his right one*


*looks down*


*swallows hard*

http://www.g-site.com/random_times/images/wile-e-coyote.jpg

Is LP... possibley... ESCAPING from someone? :eek: When he was not given permission?

*sound of crashing harpsichord followed by a loud thud of a body falling on the ground*

*releases his not so private parts and admires the stretch*

Wow..... Now I can delete all that spam.

Is LP... possibley... ESCAPING from someone? :eek: When he was not given permission?
No?


*looks innocent*

*such a voyeur at heart, she watches and writes furiously, now developing chapters for Peeches and LP...*

*Doesn't make a move to stop LP as his cause is a noble one... :D *

Of course, you don't think you can destroy a beautiful harpsichord and get by w/no punishment, do you LP? Spam deleting or not??? *evil laugh*

*Doesn't make a move to stop LP as his cause is a noble one... :D *
My "cause" eh?

*releases Peech from the wall after licking the whip wounds she had not been able to reach*

somebody take over, my whipping arm is getting tired.

Of course, you don't think you can destroy a beautiful harpsichord and get by w/no punishment, do you LP? Spam deleting or not??? *evil laugh*
Well actually. I was hoping on not getting away with it without punishment :p

My "cause" eh?

*releases Peech from the wall after licking the whip wounds she had not been able to reach*

I thought your cause was removing your spam, whereve that may be... Not ruining Peeche's fun... You shouldn't open your mouth... or perhaps you should... *snickers*

somebody take over, my whipping arm is getting tired.

Ooohhh goodie, I have my own whip, thanks
*she grabs her whip from the air, licks it and then lashes Peeches*

I thought your cause was removing your spam, whereve that may be... Not ruining Peeche's fun... You shouldn't open your mouth... or perhaps you should... *snickers*
*sigh*

Okay.

*chains Peech back up, pulls his leather mask back on and sits on the couch*

Well actually. I was hoping on not getting away with it without punishment :p

Well, LP, handcraft a beautiful new harpsichord, you will be punished by Master S. and I, unless his current Mistress has other plans...? I respectfully request that whomever was playing w/LP allow me just a couple minutes of play time??

ooc. and I mean a couple, as I have to get going...

Well, LP, handcraft a beautiful new harpsichord, you will be punished by Master S. and I, unless his current Mistress has other plans...? I respectfully request that whomever was playing w/LP allow me just a couple minutes of play time??

ooc. and I mean a couple, as I have to get going...
I was mainly playing with myself, so you may proceed

I was mainly playing with myself, so you may proceed


OOh! * watches LP play with self and tries to figure out what I can do in just a couple minutes... struts up slowly to LP.... changes leather mask for leather strap mask w/ball gag... (to be taken out stragegically)... grins... and winks @ Master. S., whom, despite his love of great music and harpsichords, is following his Mistress's orders to the T and not violently raping LP.... yet*

*chain locks 4 leather cuffs... wrists and ankles... and chain locks stunning leather collar on LP... all w/beautiful O rings all over... puts c*ck (ooc. I was told I didn't have to edit that but I'm not sure!) ic: in my mouth rolling it around my toung like a hula hoop... teasingly*

so, who wants this whip?

i was kind of hoping to be on the other end of the whipping for a while. wakes you up better than a whole pot of coffee

so, who wants this whip?

i was kind of hoping to be on the other end of the whipping for a while. wakes you up better than a whole pot of coffee

*shakes her head*
They all want to lick me but no one ever listens to me...

so, who wants this whip?

i was kind of hoping to be on the other end of the whipping for a while. wakes you up better than a whole pot of coffee

Master S. and I have more toys than you can imagine... Keep your whip... we have too many to count... * takes it away for the moment anyway* Would you like to join LP for a few minutes??? Perhaps I'm not ASKING you!

OOh! * watches LP play with self and tries to figure out what I can do in just a couple minutes... struts up slowly to LP.... changes leather mask for leather strap mask w/ball gag... (to be taken out stragegically)... grins... and winks @ Master. S., whom, despite his love of great music and harpsichords, is following his Mistress's orders to the T and not violently raping LP.... yet*

*chain locks 4 leather cuffs... wrists and ankles... and chain locks stunning leather collar on LP... all w/beautiful O rings all over... puts c*ck (ooc. I was told I didn't have to edit that but I'm not sure!) ic: in my mouth rolling it around my toung like a hula hoop... teasingly*
mmmmmmmmm

mmmmfmmm m pmfmm mfmmfff mmm

OOC: Translation: nooooooo, you may only hint on any kind of sex

This thing is freaking popular... Not something reject rebels want to be. The irony! The bitter irony!

mmmmmmmmm

mmmmfmmm m pmfmm mfmmfff mmm

OOC: Translation: nooooooo, you may only hint on any kind of sex

ooc... Eugene gave me a diff impression... :p

*grabs odd one and sets him/her up in same gear as LP, my eyes lighting up* :fluffle:

Master S. and I have more toys than you can imagine... Keep your whip... we have too many to count... * takes it away for the moment anyway* Would you like to join LP for a few minutes??? Perhaps I'm not ASKING you!Since you have countless, could you give me a whip? I could use one later...

ooc... Eugene gave me a diff impression... :p

*grabs odd one and sets him/her up in same gear as LP, my eyes lighting up* :fluffle:
*hopes that Master S. will soon lose control*

OOC: He was wrong :p

*looks at new wounds from a different strap width than before*

These must be from Goddess....I was chained..then unchained...then chained back up. My friggin arms are killing me. Can someone come over here and let me sit on their shoulders so my wrists dont fall off?

Oh, well
*goes back to her alchemist's table to play with her potions, lotions and rubs, all the while writing in her diary*

ooc... Eugene gave me a diff impression... :p

*grabs odd one and sets him/her up in same gear as LP, my eyes lighting up* :fluffle:
*loses hope*

and loves it!

*hopes that Master S. will soon lose control*

OOC: He was wrong :p
OOC: THANKS for setting me straight on that!!!! I'd be banned for explicitness in a millisecond! :p

I don't know about the shoulders... YOU broke a harpsichord...

OOC: THANKS for setting me straight on that!!!! I'd be banned for explicitness in a millisecond! :p

I don't know about the shoulders... YOU broke a harpsichord...
OOC: Notice one name is Legless Peeches and the other is Legless Pirates


:rolleyes:

Waiiiiiiiitttt! Who is legless Peeches? is that Peeches??? w/no legs now???

Sorry LP... *Master S. chains and hoists LP to ceiling in one swift move, throwing chains over a pully and hooks to wall* I think, Master S., I would like Odd one chained w/ LP, so they are back to back.... *"Done Mistress..." says Master S. That is done... [I]wonders if I should punish Master S. for speaking out of turn?*

Even though we are close ....we arent really the same person. I dont think.

*looks at gender identifying bits*

Nope not the same

Waiiiiiiiitttt! Who is legless Peeches? is that Peeches??? w/no legs now???

Sorry LP... *Master S. chains and hoists LP to ceiling in one swift move, throwing chains over a pully and hooks to wall* I think, Master S., I would like Odd one chained w/ LP, so they are back to back.... *"Done Mistress..." says Master S. That is done... [I]wonders if I should punish Master S. for speaking out of turn?*
Do it! PU-NISH! PU-NISH


OOC: I'm off. :fluffle:
Gonna go home, do some groceries, cook, eat and then I'll be back for kinky sex and slaying peasants

Waiiiiiiiitttt! Who is legless Peeches? is that Peeches??? w/no legs now???

Sorry LP... *Master S. chains and hoists LP to ceiling in one swift move, throwing chains over a pully and hooks to wall* I think, Master S., I would like Odd one chained w/ LP, so they are back to back.... *"Done Mistress..." says Master S. That is done... [I]wonders if I should punish Master S. for speaking out of turn?*

i still have this ppiano chained to my .....personality. :eek: and it's not a keyboard, i's a feckin grand piano owwww

Even though we are close ....we arent really the same person. I dont think.

*looks at gender identifying bits*


Nope not the same

Love child...??? Mutation?????

Do it! PU-NISH! PU-NISH


OOC: I'm off. :fluffle:
Gonna go home, do some groceries, cook, eat and then I'll be back for kinky sex and slaying peasants

ooc: licks the wounds - beu bye my little pirate, don't forget ot board me next time... :fluffle:

*poof*

Just wanted to say how much I miss being here!!

*poof*

ooc: licks the wounds - beu bye my little pirate, don't forget ot board me next time... :fluffle:
OOC: Okay, write down: Next Chapter "Mutiny on the bounty" And bring some coconuts ;) :p

i still have this ppiano chained to my .....personality. :eek: and it's not a keyboard, i's a feckin grand piano owwww

*unchains Odd from Piano for two reasons...* Number one... Crikey a harpsichord has already been ruined!!! No ruining another musical instrument... Master S. is too cultured... It won't sit well w/me or him...

Number two... We don't want you too stretched out... YET... since you're being pullied up by your wrists back to back w/LP....

*Let's the raising begin... Because of lack of time, I'm just can't go slow on this and have to get right to what interests us at the mo... ART!"

If LP is leaving... We'll just keep his soul while he's gone... Odd one? Guess you're the star of the party... If anyone would like to join in and take over after our little art project, please do... BTW.. This will be strictly pain... for you Odd, anyway...

Do it! PU-NISH! PU-NISH


OOC: I'm off. :fluffle:
Gonna go home, do some groceries, cook, eat and then I'll be back for kinky sex and slaying peasants


Such low aspirations. *shakes head* Why does no one want to torture and slay opposing royalty???!

OOC: Okay, write down: Next Chapter "Mutiny on the bounty" And bring some coconuts ;) :p

I am soo there!

*looks around*
Gawdly! Come back! what a tease!

If LP is leaving... We'll just keep his soul while he's gone... Odd one? Guess you're the star of the party... If anyone would like to join in and take over after our little art project, please do... BTW.. This will be strictly pain... for you Odd, anyway...
cool, im the center of attention.

Odd better be here! No fun torturing a puppet!! Odd! Odd!!!??????