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> Hey somethin important was on those pages. You tried to kill ME! You broke MY NECK! You showed your true self a bE ITCH from hell. HA though!

> I've made the 2000 post

Yes, Der Fuhrer, it has been too long since we have met on the forum. However, I fear now that I must make that time longer, I have to wake up for work at 7:30, and it is already 11:30. I will stay on a few minutes longer, if there is anything important to tell me, please do so in that time, as I must go soon.

Thanks
King Joseph

> I've made the 2000 post

I'm sure you're glad that I made that post just now Dante, or you would have started yet another page.

> Yes thank you! I think I would have had to really shoot myself in reality.

I MADE THE 2000 POST!!!!

:P :P :P :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

:tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum:

:D :D :D :D

:o :o :o :o

King Joseph,

I do not know where this is going to go anymore. All I know is that Dante is going to be tried soon and that I must contact The Baron about my cases.


Dante,

I will not agree to breaking you neck. I may have man-handled you. However, I did not make a post concerning breaking your neck.


Queen Surukai,

Good job. I think you took him out for some time. If he starts talking like that again then we will see to it that he loses his manhood.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

> Right.....

Then I must be off. Der Fuhrer, you may role-play King Joseph, and I now return Mathias to you, with many thanks, as I fear what may have happened had you not lent him to me.

King Joseph,

I think I will leave Mathias with you. That is if you do not mind. I will play your character if you wish. However, I give you my word that I will not allow crime to happen to him.


To All,

Anyone attempting to do harm on King Joseph, must take me out first.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

> Hey I wouldnt leave your character with duh fuhrer. He might be dead next time you see him. We know duh fuhrer protecting abilites against Snorkles. HA!

Dante,

You are here. I should have known that also.

This is what you wanted so bad Dante; the destruction of my empire. Come then, show me what you are capable of doing. Attack me if you are so brave and proud.

You just wait until my Supreme Council finds out about this, then there will be no hiding it any longer. The entire THLS will join this war and take you down, once and for all. My General Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenburg, Major General Henning von Tresckow, The Red Queen, King Joseph, and many others will be set against you. Prepare yourself now, Dante.

From the depths of Hell,
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~EX-nation :lol:

Death and Hate,

Actually, it was quite humerous. I see you have noticed. I was much older before that had happened. However, being kind has it's consequences. You just learn from your mistakes. That is all.

I am back now though. I hope you like it.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

> HA! Ex NATION!

*Kicks Dante in balls for good measure.*

"Try something like that one more time and you will be a girl. Forcefully."

*She picks Dante up by his arms and drags him into a chair, then walks away from him and sits in a corner.*

> MY QUEEN! WHERE ARE YOU?

///Covers balls///

Dante,

Have patience she will be on. She was playing cards. Give her time.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

> Hey come on cant a man keep his dignity in tact.......

>I am still here!<

"No dignity for you Dante!"

owie owie owie i feel for you man

To All,

Dante bashing time. Take a free kick. No one cares.


Queen Surukai,

Welcome back.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

ummm.... i dont think im gunna do that cuz with my luck it will happen to me and hopefully he wouldnt do it to me and i feel for ya man!!!

> Grrrr..... You'll see. I'll get you back! Kick me all you want. I'll just get back up......OH FUC.....................STOP THAT! Thats more than one duh fuhrer.......

*Kicks Infernus in his balls.*

"Now you feel his pain."

*Walks to the corner of the room and starts to sing 'Points of Authority' Dante's song.*

///I hum the marsh lagoon to myself while lying on the ground rocking back and forth with my hands tight between my legs.///

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was meaannnnn.... pinces her ankle ha ha ha take that!!! victory is mine/!!!!!

*Gets up from her corner once more and walks toward Dante.*

"Tch-"

*She grabs his hand and pulls him up.*

"Don't be like that, whiner."

*She pulls him over to the chair once more and sits him in it, then walks once more to her corner and starts to sing '40oz. to Freedom' song by Sublime.*

To All,

I watch from outside the room at the wonderful spectacle happening within the room. Infernus and Dante on the ground in pain. This is definately a sight to see.

I hear a sound behind me, whirl around, and pull out my assult rifle, only to come face to face with King Joseph and Mathias. We could hear the men following closely behind and leave together down a pitch black corridor.

We find a room and hide within sharing information on what each of us knows about the current events.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

"Now as an Aquarian, ankles would be my body part of interest, you ass. Back off my poor ankles."

*Kicks Infernus in balls once again for good measure.*

> CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?


///covers balls///

"That depends on how you treat others."

*Looking around, she realizes she is alone in a room with Clara, Dante, and Infernus. Not a good thing......*

...stop that now im never gunna have another child to get rid of o hey i think i heard some men over there.>


(INFERNO maddly wobbles away to the darkness)

> HEY...whos the one beating who here? Im just humming to myself and get kicked in the balls! DAMN MY Queen!

Why...Why you want to leave me?

*Plainly stating.*

"Naw, I don't want to leave you, but in your state, you're easy to take out my aggression on. That's all."

*She pats him on the head lightly and quickly drags him to a dark corner seeing as to Infernus pointed out men coming. She calls to Clara to help her.*

To All,

Glad to be away from them in the room, I find out from King Joseph that he had spared Dante's life by taking out the men who were threatening his life.

We hear the men stop outside our door and we croutch tighter in our spots. I pull out my sniper rifle and turn on my night vision googles. "If anyone does find us, then we must be prepared," I think to myself.

I see Mathias and King Joseph prepare themselves as well.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

> Oh I see. Now whos taking advantage of who?

///Clara quickly comes to help carry Dante away.///

"You preverted little terrorist!"

*Hits Dante lightly then continues to the corner.*

INFERNO sits in a dark corner think in his head i dont want anybody else when i think about you i touch myslef ow ow ow i touch myself!!!

///I muster up enough strength to get up and run away. I run to my little bar room. I grab a big bottle of brandy and begin drinking in madly.

DAMN THIS.....///

Dante,

You know that he was singing that song to you. I hope you know that.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

*While chasing after Dante, she trips and falls in the hall.*

"Damn!"

*She looks up and notices the men are getting closer with every second. She gets up and runs toward Dante.*

"Come on Clara!"

///Clara follows and quickly outruns My Queen.

Follow me. I know exactly were hes goin!///

///Clara takes My Queen into the little bar room that Im in.///

To All,

The men leave and I lead the way out of the room. I say to them, "We are no longer safe here. We need to find the others and warn them."

We leave and walk around. Faint footsteps are heard from people running. We follow them to find that we are outside a bar.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

>Not feelin to good right now, think I will get some sleep. If yous are all stayin up later, you have permission to control my character as long as I don't commit suicide it is fine. Night all, won't be stayin up for replies, don't feel good and I am really sleepy.<

*Queen Surukai sits down at the bar and gets herself a pepsi.*

INFERNO walks around for alittle and he hears sounds of bottles opening from inside of a room he enters and goes HI YA!!!!

///I look at MY Queen and smirk.

You found me.

Actually I found you blurts our Clara

They grin and I shove the bottle of brandy to Claras face.

Drink up. Gonna be a LONG night.

She takes a big swig of it and hands it to me. I finish the bottle and she grabs a bottle vodka. Together we quickly finish it. She gets really drunk and passes out. I look at MY Queen. Shes helped herself to one too many pepsis. Inferno joins us and drinks a bottle of vodka all by himself. I look at Clara.

She lets alcohol get to her too much. Gotta me more like me.......

They look at me funny and I stop.///

To All,

I walk into the room and Queen Surukai looks at me shocked. She asks me if I would like to join them. However, I decline and leave them room.

King Joseph looks questioningly at me. I grab his arm and we move to the darkest part of the corridor. Feeling safe to speak to him, I whisper to him and Mathias, "I do not like the turning about of matters. I think I will keep a watch from back here. We will wait and see what unfolds here."

They look at me and see that I am really concerned about the matter. I look back at them and they, too, look quite concerned.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

> Night My Queen. Psst....you saved me!

Dante,

You claim to have a broken neck. Explain how you could walk and drink.


To All,

I am leaving for the night as well. I am sleep deprived once again. I was running off of little sleep. I need my sleep tonight.

We will continue this story line tomorrow. Do not continue it without us. I just want to be on if anything was to happen.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

then i guess ill go too

> HA! All alone again.

///I sit there watching everyone drinking. MY NECK is in EXTREME PAIN and I just let it fall down. Ive gottin used to staring at the floor. Clara is at my feet. I look down at her in pity.

Cant hold her liquor good.

Hunh? inferno asks

Nevermind.

Inferno turns back to to his bottle. My Queen hands me another bottle of something with a straw in it. I drink it find that its rum. Ive resorted to sippin rum from the bottle. DAMN NECK....///

To All,

The New World Court Cases have begun. I encourage all those who have witnessed these events to post upon the facts against Dante on this forum, http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1124407.

We must see to it that our defense is heard and that we are the true witnesses to the events that had taken place here. We have been together through our suffering since the beginning. We know more about what is going on than others. Moreover, we had witnessed events not recorded on the forum about assassinations, the releasing of biochemicals, and numerous attacks and plans. We must make these matters known. I am sending telegrams to all those members who were previously involved in the war that have been taken out. They may want to attend.

Moreover, I am making phone calls to those members who are not active much about the trials so that they could come and speak against Dante. Amoung those people are General Claus von Stauffenburg, Major General Henning von Tresckow, Mr. Mathias Bortniansky, The Red Queen, and others who were defeated or taken out.


Dante,

The Reich personal will be coming by tonight to apprehend you and take you to the trials. There is no escaping and there is no way out of this.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

> Hello everyone, me again. I may not beable to get on tonight or the following there after. So please, feel free to roleplay my character. And as always, don't do the following:

-Commit suicide!
-Kill for unworthy causes!
-Get my favorite character preggers!
-Don't roleplay me as some ones toy!

The usual okay? Anyone can role play me if I am not present tonight or another time. Enjoy!!<

*Queen Surukai chugs down some more pepsi. Feeling bad cause everyone knows that since the drinking age in Surukai is 55, she will have to get herself slobberknockered on harmless pepsi.*

> OH HO HO! Now I could pay you back for the other night. COME ON INFERNO! PAY BACK!

///My Queen is pretty tipsy. Too much Pepsi I guess. Me and her get up take our bottle with us and start to walk about my home. We walk arm in arm.

My Queen you alright?

Yeah. Im fine. Why? ///hiccup///

Nothing....nevermind.

We walk up the staircase quietly. We walk slowly and quietly.

So.....MY Queen..what do you know about the security of your region?

Oh...just about everything!

Well....tell me about it..

Just what do you want to know.

Where the weakest sector and easiest access points?...

Oh thats easy. The western nations are the easiest ones to attack.

NO...nevermind....

We walk up another flight of stairs. Still really quiet and slowly.

My Queen....

Yes!

What are the codes for the computer accessing in your region?...

Oh....thats simple. Ive got a long list at my castle.

Could you show me sometime?.....

I guess. ///hiccup///

Wheres all the secret bases at?....

Ive got a lost of them too.

Take me there sometime My Queen....

Alright. ///hiccup///

My Queen stops.

WAIT.

Huh?....

Whyre you askin all these questions?

What questions?.....

You dont know?

Know what? Why were just walking quietly and you started mumbling stuff. Thats all...

I guess Im a little out of it.

Maybe.....

We walk into my bed room and My Queen leaps onto my bed. She sits indian style the pepsi in one hand and twistin her hair in the other. She pats on the bed and I sit down.///

King Joseph decides to rejoin Dante and Surukai in the parlor. But, when he arrives, no one is there. Puzzled, and fearing some evil at work, he rushes back to Der Fuhrer, and tells her that they are gone.

> Damn this! This is the only place I could post at and not get yelled at to shut up....

shut up DANTE

Inferno,

Now, he does have the right to speak here. However, we have the right to tell him to shut up. I guess you are not in the wrong though. The positive characteristics of The Reich; we allow all to speak. Negative characteristic; our replies may not be so kind, sometimes. That is directed to you, just so you know.


King Joseph,

I will be telegraming you momentarily. There is a matter I need to clarify with you.


Dante,

You can not force any information from Queen Surukai. She is not on and therefore you can not tamper with her character like that. You must play her character as she would really act.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

To All,

Still in my dark corner, I hear someone coming toward me. Once again, taking aim, King Joseph appears. I whisper to him, "Good. It is just you." I put aside my gun and he speaks with me.

King Joseph tell me about how Queen Surukai and Dante are no longer in the room. I grow really irate. They had gotten past without me even noticing.

We decide to take off in search of them.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

> Damn last post didn't go through. NO INFERNO......

KICK OUT THE CHAIR......

///My Queen looks at me while we're talkin'. I get up and go to a hidden closet and pull out a shotgun and load it.

Dante...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I don't feel safe anymore.....

What do you mean?

Well...how would you feel if you were in the same building with a person who SHOT YOU IN THE HEAD or people who tied you up for some reason...

Oh that. I guess I would wanta gun too.

I stand against the wall and she drinks more pepsi. I drink some more brandy and close my eyes trying to listen to what goin on. No sounds except the shouts of men yelling

Nope not in here.

Not here either.

Found some girl. Oh its just anna.

No one here.

My Queen snaps me out of my state.

Come sit down Dante.

I walk over and put the bottle on a window sill. The storm is at its worst and hail pounds off the walls and windows. I sit back on the bed and start talkin with My Queen.

So what now My Queen?....

What do you mean?

Whats goin become of us?....

I......don't know. Why Dante?

Never mind.....///

What is going on? I have not actually posted here in a while...my war with NATO against North Korea is taking up most of my time....sorry for my absence.

-Ruhr-

> So how'd your war go? If I tell you then you'll have to KICK OUT THE CHAIR....

Well, it is still going, and it was a planned war, meaning North Korea and I <RL Friends> have planned some things for the war where we can draw it out, much like this one but with actual battles. It has some great turn-arounds and mis-guiding trails, and eventually it will get bigger. Until that happens, the rest of NATO has no idea what will happen.

-Ruhr-

> I don't think you want to see me in a actual battle. Then theres REAL bloodshed and if lucky broken bones on both sides. WE have some pretty gruesome fun. ROLLAR BLADE JOUSTING!!!! Help me get Inferno to KICK OUT THE CHAIR....

> Oh and I offer to help you out but well you know where I stand.....I thought you said it was fun? THEY HATE ME! I was bored and no one was tellin me what the hell was goin on and Inferno provoked me......

> Oh and I offer to help you out but well you know where I stand.....I thought you said it was fun? THEY HATE ME! I was bored and no one was tellin me what the hell was goin on and Inferno provoked me......

Haha, but aren't YOU having fun? Take notice of Steel Butterfly's Role-Playing, very respectable...he has multiple characters like I do, this kind of Role-Playing is very rarely practiced in NationStates. Most people in war just tell everyone their plans. NATO is fortunate enough to have very good RolePlayers who have acted out their character's often.

> GRRR....sorry I'm SPECIAL.....

KICK OUT THE CHAIR.....

> Hey....if I get another character then I could help....but I cant. Grrr. I liked myself. So think I'm gonna get the death penalty?

> Hey....if I get another character then I could help....but I cant. Grrr. I liked myself. So think I'm gonna get the death penalty?

I think so, buddy. You might get the death penalty or be put in some prison in space...I don't know. It is NATO only though, so you can't come in...

But if you get a second character to Role-Play with, I am certain that you can do well in this NationStates RP world. Once you get that character down, try making another...and then extend it. Get involved in peaceful RPs and go to the parties....

> Well.....at least someones honest. Yeah I'll get some more characters. Is there any peaceful things going on now? I'm trying to get Inferno to KICK OUT THE CHAIR. You gotta help me talk him into it....

I don't know what you mean by that: KICK OUT THE CHAIR thing.

Well, aside from that, if you need help making characters...don't hesitate to call on me. I am good at styling them, just not good at making names...

<--Takes all the good ones

> Its not THAT important well kindof. Inferno knows what it means and thats what counts. Well I keep that in mind if I need help in making them. I just want to know if there is anything goin on soon that I could go to....

> Anyway...

///My Queen goes back to twisting her hair around and sippin her pepsi. I look at her and she smiles. She giggles at me.

Whats so funny?...

Nothing. You look SO SERIOUS.

Shouldn't I be?....

Don't know.

We just stare into each others eye. The same myterious feelin hits me again. I know I was once with her but now I'm havin' a hard time remembering anything past this party. My Queen interupts me.

Whats the matter?

Hunh? Oh nothin' I think...

Dante are you sure you're ok? You always have that distant look in your eyes.

Its nothin'...

Why do you talk like that?

She grabs my uniform and pulls me forward lookin right into my eyes.

What....

Now that I got your attention. Whats wrong with you?

Nothin'. I just can't remember anymore....

Well you were shot in the head. Your memorys bound to not be the same.

MY Queen....

What?

Nevermind....

She looks at me questiongly thinkin what the hell is wrong with me.///

///My Queen puts her pepsi down and looks at me.

DANTE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

Nothin'....

I lay down and stare at the ceiling listening to the thunder and pounding rain. My Queen looks at me with pity.

Dante...?

What?....

Do you remember how it was back then?

I think for a bit. I can't remember the past at all really and what I do remember fades away.

No My Queen...I can't.....

Thats sad.

I guess....

NO DANTE. It really is sad.

I guess....I can't remember so I don't know if I'm missin anythin or what...

We look into each others eyes for a long time. Tears fill her eyes. I look at her.

What's wrong with YOU?...

YOU.

My Queen...

I pull myself closer to her and kiss her. She looks questiongly at me.

Dante????

Hunh?....

My Queen returns the kiss...///

Play nice, children. Let's keep it PG.

> Oh but no one knows what we're doing! We're all alone. Ok I won't go THAT far....HEY! Will you KICK OUT THE CHAIR?...

INFERNO wakes up and says wow i had alot to drink now where are Dante and Surukai? clara is over there still out cold that girl cant handle her alcohol... I'll go look for those two i should find Der Fuhrer first to help me...

> KICK OUT THE CHAIR

Der Fuhrer where are you i hear whispering so i go in that direction as quietly as possible. To find Der Fuhrer and The king guy the one that is king....INFERNO pops in and goes BA WIT DA BA! o i mean hi yeah i need your help Dante And Queen Surukai are missing will yoou help me search?

> KICK OUT THE CHAIR....

///My Queen looks down at me oddly and whispers.

Now....do you remember?

No...............

Dante...she cries

Stop please. Sshh.

I put my finger to her lips and then slide it to wipe away her tears.

My Queen.....

Dante?

Tell me......what was it like?....

A dream.

She rolls onto her back and stares at the ceiling with me. We lay for some time.

My Queen?...

What?

Thirsty?.....

Yeah.

She drinks some more pepsi and lays back down. Again we just stare at the ceiling listening to each others breathing and the heavy storm outside.///

So far they're not where we looked mybe they went to his room come on lets go!!

> Oh Ho Ho. NO DISTURB.....

///I get up suddenly and walk over to the door and lock it.

Dante what is this ABOUT?

I told you I don't feel SAFE anymore.....

I lean against the wall and let myself slide down it resting my head on my knees. My neck is in EXTREME PAIN. My Queen walks over to me and pulls me up.

Dante come on over here. We sit on the bed.

Somethings bothering you.

Nothin is thats the problem. NOTHIN is fazing me. Those men down there, duh fuhrer, inferno, clara...

Dante?

What?....

Forget about all of that.

She kisses me again. When she breaks off I feel guilty.///

But the bad thing is im not sure what room is his...

He is in this area i know it there are six doors you try that way and ill go this way we'll meet in the middle.

INFERNO And Der Fuhrer start with the most outer doors and check each room slowly before they move on to the next...

> KICK OUT THE CHAIR!!! Read the regular board back in the region and your TGs..

///My Queen looks at me with her dark eyes. I can't resist and kiss back. She falls back and pulls me down with her. She stops and looks at me.

Dante?

What?....

Why is the room spinning?

Didn't know it was....///

> TOO LATE....

///My Queen leans forward to kiss me but I push her hard down on the bed pinning her and preventing her from moving. I pull out my shotgun and press it to her head. The alcohol speaking now.

I can't remember anything and its all over anyhow. I dont think you could live with seeing me die right here and now so we'll both go.

I stop...

Sorry My Queen but now I've finished everything. I won no matter what happens to me now. You were my ONLY objective or did YOU FORGET. Sorry MY Queen.....///

TG...

INFERNO AND Der Fuhrer are finally at the last door the one that both of us have as a center door with no luck with the others.

NFERNO: he has to be in there dont you think?

Der Fuhrer: We have checked every other door has to be in there."sorry for the bad role play of Der Fuhrer!!!"

INFERNO and Der Fuhrer hear a muffled scream and they both bust down the door Der Fuhrer Runs up and *smacks* Dante in the back of the head with her assualt rifle http://www.bungie.net/images/site/halo/concept/sm_sketch_069.jpg just enough to make him pass out and drop his weapon!!! they take him off of Queen Surukai and get him ready for transport!

INFERNO: thats it now you are gunna be put away trying to hurt the one that truly cares for you!!!

Der Fuhrer call and have one of your black hawks
http://www.rotorhead.org/military/images/uh60-1small.jpg here we are taking him ourselves to the trials...

> HUH? YOU CANT YOUR TOO LATE!!!!! AND IM NOT KILLING HER LIKE I DID THE OTHERS. IM SPARING HER FROM THE PAIN OF HAVING TO WATCH ME DIE.......

Dante is dressed up in his normal clothing with one exception INFERNO has gotton a neck brace for him black of course...

INFERNO tells king joseph to go and pick clara up off the floor and bring her to the helicopter too o and also will you pick up anna thanx king???

after everyones onboard of the plane and they take Dantes weapons they take off for the trials so the can finally get this whole DANTE THING over with once and for all...

> CANT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read regular forum and TGS.

> AND if your gonna use me like that then keep my dignity. Im wearing a neatly pressed military uniform of the highest degree for my nations. Making me sound like a civilian.....

Tg
INFERNO sings in his head everything you say to me brings me one step closer to the edge and im about to break!

> GRRR.....RUB IT IN......

Dante lol you pissed off the wrong people i have orders http://www.audiemurphy.com/orders/ORD2MAJ.JPG to bring you in by any means necessary and you will get there...

> ORDERS? WHO? WHAT? WHATS THIS? And NOT if I've got anything to do with it.

///I wake up in a helicopter to see Inferno right next to me. I takes me some time to get straight because my brain is swimming and NOW I REALLY THINK MY NECK IS broken cause I can't move my body except my arms AT ALL.///

lol i had these orders the whole time i wasnt gunna do it but you pushed the last straw trying to kill Surukai~.

i told you to strap him down completely not one part able to move...

> I see. SO I was just being played with. Let me GUESS who gave them to you? Should've known. Duh fuhrer the wise crack. I feel for those who know duh fuhrer. Gotta watch you back around them and cant lie. Figures it out all the time. Sneaky FOX....

///I glare at Inferno///

///Before they could strap me down I pull out my dessert eagle and point it at Inferno.

LET ME GO.....OR

KICK OUT THE CHAIR.///

whos a fox Der Fuhrer yeah i know she is

Dante, allies there of, and I declare war on Der Fuhrer Dyszel and any members of the region of First Reich of Der Fuhrer who wish to participate in this matter on the side of my enemy.

Dante, my ally, has asked me to declare war. Many countries will participate in this war. There has been tension between Dante and Der Fuhrer for some time and I have offered to help my friend.

What conflict? Please elaborate.

> Yeah. Come right up behind you and crack you in the head in real life. Theres a song I heard once and I think of duh fuhrer every time I hear it. The one part says about a girl accidently cutting you and laughing. Dont ask why I think of duh fuhrer...

> Psst...can't its over now....THIS IS MY LAST STAND....

LMAO lol Dante what you gunna do with that make banana split you think i would put you on a plane with me and not take your weapons all you have pointed at me right now is a banana http://www.seec.net/images/banana.jpg

> Never said you took them off of me so I still have it...


///I still hold the gun up.

LET ME GO NOW.///

OR KICK OUT THE CHAIR....

just go back and see when we go ton the plane...

> Warning the conflict was I hated duh fuhrer and duh fuher hated me. I did somethings to really piss her off and then declared war to seek my true revenge which goes deeper than I could tell to anyone but my lawyer. Um...yeah and now Im being tried but these people are forcefully taking me there. Oh and if you didn't figure it out yet I'm Dante....

WHO THE HELL IS DANTE?

> DAMN! K! Got me! DAMN DAMN DAMN.

///I dont have a gun but a banana. So I quickly peel it and smush it into Infernos eyes. I use that time to start unstrapping myself.////

> Don't know...some guy......

KICK OUT THE CHAIR....

> Then do I get a brandy?

KICK OUT THE CHAIR

but before Dante could attempt to unstrap himself the people i assigned to watch him during the flight jump on him and strap him down since i made them remove all their weapons dante cant get any from them...~...

> GRRRR.....Then I'll go to sleep....

///I lose consciouness from all the pain in my head and neck and side.///

hours pass till they finally reach the place of the trials pilot calls back and tells them theya are about to land~.

///In a half sleep I start to sing

MAMA...I JUST KILLED A MAN.....PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD....PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HES DEAD///

alright secure him we will be landing any second now~.

> Landing? Where?

King joseph: INFERNO his wrist and leg chains are secure along with the device...

INFERNO: that device stops you from making any sudden movements you move to quick a surge of electricity suges through you!!!

> Oh I see

///Slowly raises hand to scratch nose.

DAMN. TOO FAST...///

your final judgement~!

> Let me guess...my DEATH....

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1146403#1146403

> That so you could watch my brutal end....

Dante,

If no one else will kick out that chair then I will. I am sick and tired of hearing you say that.


To All,

The trial of Dante is on that link that Inferno had provided. As for the rest of The Reich, reformation is now in progress.

I will be begin withdrawling money from private sectors, large corporations, and numerous saving accounts. Combined with the money that Dante is going to be having to pay us for damages, we should have enough money to reconstruct The Reich and get our region back onto solid ground. Once reformation is mid-way we will be opening the region again to all people.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

>Jeez, everyone is out to get me lately! Meaness in a bottle. Really thought Dante was done with the reach for power. Man, I wish I was here for this one. Probably could have made it worse. Bad Dante tryin to kill me, I am IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!Muahhahahahahahaha. Feel my wrath. People like me to much for me to die.<

*Queen Surukai is in a state of shock as she realizes she has had a large intake of pepsi. Eeek. Dante tried to kill her. Not cool.*

"I will take is sorry ass to court for this!!!"

>Jeez, everyone is out to get me lately! Meaness in a bottle. Really thought Dante was done with the reach for power. Man, I wish I was here for this one. Probably could have made it worse. Bad Dante tryin to kill me, I am IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!Muahhahahahahahaha. Feel my wrath. People like me to much for me to die.<

*Queen Surukai is in a state of shock as she realizes she has had a large intake of pepsi. Eeek. Dante tried to kill her. Not cool.*

"I will take is sorry ass to court for this!!!"

I am not out to get you.

http://www.thehotspotonline.com/moviespot/holly/t/texcsmc.jpg

>Thank you for not being after my head. Is that a chain saw in that guys hand? If so, you are a whorebunny. NOTE: in my little clan of idiots that I hand with, whore bunny is another term for evil and or crackheaded person of the sorts, you get the idea.<

*Queen Surukai chucks a nice little chainsaw at Ruhr just for kicks.*

> My Queen.....well you should've known me...I played you to your best there. You and pepsi....

>Oh yes, thanks for being an evil whore-bunny. Curse my Pepsi habits. All the same your ass is going to court for this one.<

*Queen Surukai kicks Dante hard in the balls.*

"That is for taking advantage of my absence!!!"

Queen Surukai,

I am disgraced about the situation as well. Leave it to him to role-play you in the most innappropiate manner. I am sorry that I was not on the role-play your character away from him.

I am so confused. No one has messaged under the other thread. I know that the characters have been on the forum. I wonder what the delay is. I wonder if they are waiting for someone or have just given up. No one has responded yet.

I will give them some more time. If no one posts there within the next day or two then we will take matters into our own hands. I did not go through the trouble to see that he was apprehended by any means neccessary, to compose reports, to read about all that I have missed, for nothing.

I give this New World Court some more time. If things do not start happening soon, then I am afraid that we must take care of the situation. Then, Dante could sign his will again because he will not be walking away from all of this without the death sentence.

Moreover, I am appalled that he still has not learned his lesson. An assassination attempt after he was defeated and in court. This will not be forgiven. He will pay for this. I am sorry about the shock that it must have had on you. I did not actaully get to look into details about the whole situation until just before.

I must go now though. I have other matters to see to. Do not worry though. Dante is in court. There is nothing he could do to us now.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

Queen Surukai,

I am disgraced about the situation as well. Leave it to him to role-play you in the most innappropiate manner. I am sorry that I was not on the role-play your character away from him.

I am so confused. No one has messaged under the other thread. I know that the characters have been on the forum. I wonder what the delay is. I wonder if they are waiting for someone or have just given up. No one has responded yet.

I will give them some more time. If no one posts there within the next day or two then we will take matters into our own hands. I did not go through the trouble to see that he was apprehended by any means neccessary, to compose reports, to read about all that I have missed, for nothing.

I give this New World Court some more time. If things do not start happening soon, then I am afraid that we must take care of the situation. Then, Dante could sign his will again because he will not be walking away from all of this without the death sentence.

Moreover, I am appalled that he still has not learned his lesson. An assassination attempt after he was defeated and in court. This will not be forgiven. He will pay for this. I am sorry about the shock that it must have had on you. I did not actaully get to look into details about the whole situation until just before.

I must go now though. I have other matters to see to. Do not worry though. Dante is in court. There is nothing he could do to us now.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

You need the judges, the defense and prosecutor present...unfortuanltly there was a war (sort of) which Ozz222 was diverted by recently...as for the others...I have not seen them
-A&H member of NCWC

> My Queen......

"Shame on you Dante! I can't believe you roleplayed my character that way."

*Kicks him extra hard this time.*

"Hello, Queen."

"Hello, Jack."

> Hey hey. Havent YOU HAD ENOUGH???

>Evilness in a bottle. For what Dante has done, I am requesting that Der Fuhrer get the picture of Dante in a dress up and running asap.<

*Queen Surukai says hello to Ruhr......*

> I didnt make you commit suicide...

LOL...Queenie is dead? Queenie...just ignore that....I was shot...so what happened to you is twice as bad...

> Oh damn Ruhr you found a pciture of me. NO QUICK GET RID OF IT BEFORE THEY GUESS ITS ME..... My Queen...ah you made a picture of me...

> Hello everyone, me again. I may not beable to get on tonight or the following there after. So please, feel free to roleplay my character. And as always, don't do the following:

-Commit suicide!
-Kill for unworthy causes!
-Get my favorite character preggers!
-Don't roleplay me as some ones toy!

The usual okay? Anyone can role play me if I am not present tonight or another time. Enjoy!!<

*Queen Surukai chugs down some more pepsi. Feeling bad cause everyone knows that since the drinking age in Surukai is 55, she will have to get herself slobberknockered on harmless pepsi.*

>Technically, you did not follow the rules. This in my terms could be considered as 'toy'. Seeing as to you were acting like a drunken fool anyway.<

"Actually, Der Fuhrer and I wanted to figure out a picture for the Character Dante. So hahaha you lost."

> You were DRUNK on pepse so you dont remember what happened....

>That is beside the point! I spesifically said my rules in which you broke!<

> You were DRUNK on pepse so you dont remember what happened....


Wow...drunk on pepsi....that is a first.

>It is a really long story. But yes, unfortunately, Pepsi has the equivalence of alchohol to me. Hense my slobberknockered state now. When I make sense, chances are I was drinking Pepsi. Like I am now. Yum pepsi.<

> My Queen...would you like some pepsi now?

"No! I have my own thankyou very much!"

Wow...I really do not know you. I will be drinking a Heinekin, because I am german. And those nights I want something different, a fine wine would be nice.

I am german and a whole bunch of other things. So if I liked alchohol, then maybe, but since I don't I drink Pepsi.

> You dont want a brandy? Too bad...My Queen you shouldn't be drinkin pepsi now. You might do something BAD.....

>Dante, since you shot me, and decieved me. I am puzzled as to why you still call me your queen.<

*Kicks in balls, hard.*

>I am here to control myself now so I will drink Pepsi if I want to. Besides, you are actually in court so HA!<

///crouches in pain///

> My Queen....i thought thats what you wanted? OH YEAH! Um.....I think hitting me in court is illegal so you might wanna watch it. You might be held in CONTEMPT.....

Technically, I am kicking you in court. Imagination wise, you are chained to a wall and everyone is kicking you in the balls so HA. I vote imagination!

> GRAB THE WHIPS AND HANDCUFFS

> Imagination....I don't think you want me to use THAT. If you KICK OUT THE CHAIR though I'll shut up....

>I can do more than that!<

*Tightens the rope and then kicks the chair out.*

> YES!

///A loud SNAP is issued throughout the room and a soft gurgle. A limp and lifeless body hangs there.....///

>Heh, ashamed you aren't dead. Remember, you have to stay alive for your death sentence!<

> Counting chickens eh?

No, not really. Counting idiots, yes.

> I see! DANTE BASHING TIME! CALL ME THE BEST NAME AND WIN A NATION.....

'Flaming Ass-Bag'

> Well others might call me something better so lets hear what they have to say...

must leave for the night. have to wake up early in the morning. goodnight flaming ass-bag

> Sweet dreams My Queen....

///adds flaming ass bag to long list of names///

Dantes Nickname "Target Practice"

"Mushy little asshat. Quit with the 'my queen' bit. You decieve, you don't love. Flaming Ass-Bag."

*Kicks Dante in the balls once more for good measure.*

Queen Surukai and Inferno,

Good names. I think I will take part in this one just for a change in style, for once.


Dante,

I can not even think of a good enough name for, as of the moment. I will contemplate on one though.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

>Der Fuhrer, I hope you come up with one that is as good or better that Flaming Ass-Bag. I actually got it off the radio and it seemed to fit him well, a little changed but same meaning.<

<<<in a small little village in a dark forested area>>>

Grammy!

What baby?

The news is on.

<<<an older women walks into a small cozy room carrying a bowl of popcorn>>>

Come on baby?

<<<a little girl sits on the sofa next to the old lady as the news reporter comes on and begins>>>

...And this is Clark here with some regional updates. The long term criminal Dante has finally been arrested. His trial has begun and is currently taking place. It's about time that son of a bitch pays for his crimes. <<<in the distance>>> CLARK! Sorry Susan. Anyhow we will keep you updated on the trial.

<<<the old lady drops the bowl and it spills all over the floor.>>>

Grammy what wrong?

...

Grammy!

Oh its past your bed time. Come off to bed now.

<<<the old lady takes a really little girl to a small bedroom>>>

Good night Grammy!

Good Night baby.

<<<the old lady kisses the little girl good night and leaves the room>>>

It CAN'T be. NO. Someone else.

Ooooo boy! This sounds like quite the build-up. I want to see where this goes.

>Ah yes, this should be good. I think I will listen intently.<

yes i wonder whats happening!

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

>HAPPY BIRTHDAY INFURNUS!!!!

No. Actually, I will be nice and not make fun of you.

Happy Birthday Inferno! Since it is your birthday, I won't riducule you, but tomorrow is a whole other story.

Hehe, I am still waiting for Icelantic to continue the story they opened...<

Yes, do get on with your story, Icelantic.

Icelantic,

Yes, do continue. You have my interest, as well.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

Icelantic,

Yes, do continue. You have my interest, as well.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

I hope you all know that Icelantic is Dante....look at his style.

> Psst....I don't think I made it obvious enough. That was the point. TO know that it was me and that I'm still in this....

>Overtaking A New Hope member? Now that is really low. Jeez.<

> Well...I wasn't aware of its position! I just took it regardless of what it was part of...

>It was still really low. All they do over their is Regional Crusades and such, and you took one of them over? Shame on you.<

> Like I said opps! Not gonna cry over spilled milk! The leader was weak and I was strong. I took advantage of the situation...

>Next thing your gonna do is pick on...TRAGDOR! You Flaming Ass-Bag.<

> TROGDOR...is my pet! Now...should I pick on Trogdor. I could say TROGDOR is an evil villian who sits on their porch and crap all over little kids who walk on their sidewalks...

>Now, I thought you got rid of TROGDOR last month cause he started to eat squirrels....oh well. That is besides the point, you should not let your pets do that.<

> Psst...I haven't told you about the illegal cock fights I have every Tuesday night. Trogdor won....burninated all the other fighters...

>Bad TROGDOR. Eating squirrels and fighting in cock fights....shameful.<

> Well...I trained him good. Taught to fire a shotgun and to KICK OUT THE CHAIR. He even knows how people. Taught him to smell people out. He helps me round when I'm too smashed to find the floor...

>Still, eating squirrels is disgusting.<

> Well My Queen some things are disgusting. Should I bring Icelantic in here and work out my little plan...

>Do what you like but I am going to stress to you onemore time that I am not YOUR queen.<

> Then so be it surukai. Formality off. I wont be kind anymore...

>I think your kind streak ended by attempting to assasinate me. Jerk off. Honestly, don't give yourself so much credit.<

> What could I say....I was in a bad mood? You know me...

>That is no excuse Dante. Bad mood. Pft. That is sad. All you want is ultimate power in the Reich. You were always power hungry, even when you got arrested. Idiot.<

> DONT BRING THAT UP. I love how you ALL were there for me on THAT one. YOU thought I was guilty too and I for something I didnt do. If trying to kill me in the court room want enough they had to give me life. If I didnt break out I'd have wasted away to nothin for doin nothing. Let just say all this is the acts of a crime I paid for and didn't commit...

>Technically, Der Fuhrer was the only one who didn't believe you. You are a skanky little girl for what you tried to do. Kill a Reich member. Tch Tch. Sad little skank.<

>Have to go now, sorry. Have to get up at 9 for a 10 orientation. Need sleep. Please continue though. Night skanky flaming ass-bag.<

///adds skanky little girl to the list///

> Well thats how you see then. Tell me why didn't you tell me they poisoned that damn water before I drank it? Tell me why didn't any of you fight harder to clear my name?...

>Cause you are a skanky little girl, good night.<

> Then why didn't you kill me in that room when you had the chance to? Night....

<<<the little old lady watches the tv closely for a hour before Clark cmes back on>>>

Thank you Susan. Now from our resourcs Dante is being held in a court room. The place of the trials has not been specified. Personally I think they should kill him.

CLARK!

Sorry Susan. This guy is a jerk though. He killed so many people.

<<<the little old lady looks in shock>>>

He's OUT. HOW? That couldn't have been good. I guess they already stopped him. But why didn't he come here if he got out? I wonder if he has bigger plans. Knowing him this is all a part of his plan? I bet he using this court trial to plan something even bigger? I wonder if he actually wants death? I wonder whats going on? Should I go over there and see for myself?...

>Overtaking A New Hope member? Now that is really low. Jeez.<

"What's this business about overtaking a member of A New Hope? Who is it? My father will not be pleased, I can say that much.

"On a lighter topic, Homestar Runner is perhaps the best internet site out there. And Trogodor is my hero.

"Please continue your delightful story Dante, I am looking forward to its coming to fuition."

A new hope they are too weak to bother Dante how could you?

>Icelantic, but that was well before anyone outside of the Reich new about it. Just so you know!<

To All,

I would like to know what is happening here.


King Joseph,

You know what I find humerous. Dante is so cruel and heartless. However, he has a way of changing the story and coming up with good story plots.


Queen Surukai,

You humor me too much. You have to stop harrassing Dante. The names you come up with. At this rate, I am not going to find one to compete against you with. Skanky little girl and flaming ass bag beat out all competitors.

I am still contemplating though. I will find one suitable enough though. I want to call him a lepidopterist just for the fun of it. However, I will find other words to augment the name.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

yes he! does come up with good story lines and plot twists....

> You want a good story twist?...

///While in that couped up little court room I catch a fever and die from an opportunistic disease.///

That would be a good plot twist but you cant do that you have too much invested in the trial lol!!!

> Oh yeah....my life. I guess thats REALLY important. I think that I'm going to try and get someone to KICK OUT THE CHAIR again. Oh that would be fun!...

Hurry up with your story Dante, I'm on the edge of my seat.

<<<the little girl comes back down to see the old lady transfixed on the tv>>>

Grammy!

...

Grammy!

<<<the old lady is startled>>>

What?

Grammy whats wrong?

Nothing baby. Why are you up you should be sleeping?

<<<the old lady gets up and starts to walk the little girl back to the bedroom but the little girl stops>>>

Grammy?

What?

I'm thirsty.

<<<they both go into the kitchen and grab a glass of water>>>

Grammy who was that man on tv?

The news man baby.

No Grammy. The one that was caught?

Him....forget about him. He is just a man who did some really bad things and is now in trouble for them.

But Grammy do you know him?

<<<the old lady quickly takes the glasses and puts them onto a table>>>

Come on baby! It is really late. You are up way past your bed time.

<<<reluctantly>>>ok

<<<the little old lady takes the little girl back to the bedroom and tucks her in>>>

>This story is going mellifluously. Keep is going.<

~*Queen Surukai*~

> Are you still here Surukai?...

<<<the little old lady goes to her bedroom and goes lays in her bed talkin to herself>>>

The last time I saw him he was just a teenager...so I can't be sure if that was even him. But....its got to be. That look in his face hasn't changed at all. He had so much potential. His way of getting things done...his brillant mind....his attitude....It has to be him. But what I dont get is why didnt he come here? How could he forget?

<<<the little old lady lies there on her bed and slowly drifts into a sleep while thinking about the whys of life>>>

[[[meanwhile]]]

<<<a man in a general uniform steps up in front of an army of men>>>

Soldiers!

<<<the soldiers all straightened up and listened closely>>>

It is time that we set forth our own government. Dante has survived the war but has now been arrested. He's going on trial for his life. Dante would have wanted us to move forth and establish our own government.<<<pauses to look at the impression he making on the others>>>We must fight in honor of Dante. We must let his fighting spirit live on! We MUST NOT forget what how much he has taught us.

<<<the soldiers all stood straight and listened more closely than before>>>

The time has come to create a new government. We will elect our own leader in honor of Dante. We will fight together and unite Dantes world. We will......AWAKEN WHITECASTLE to ALL THE WORLD! Let US make Dante live within us!

<<<the soldiers burst into a roar of agreement. the general left with another man at his side.>>>

Get Echo 419 on the line. Tell them that the commencement has begun!

Yes sir.

Oh and tell them to launch the spirits at once.

Yes sir.

When your finished tell the prince his throne is ready.

Yes sir.

Tell him that the military will follow him. The citizens natuarlly will follow if the military does. This nation is in fear of Dante. That will teach them never to convict the wrong person. Tell the prince that I will meet him later.

Yes sir.

Well go now. I'm going to finish Op. POP. Tire.

Yes sir.

<<<the young man leaves the rough older general and leaves in a car outside. the older general goes into a room and opens a manilla folder filled with many diagrams of cities and nations with red and blue arrows and lines all over them. pictures of people are also in the folder. one picture was taken recently from the party and it shows Dante with Surukai somewhere in the castle. another picture shows the group of men gathering in the by the main enterence.>>>

So....Dante got away from them. Too bad his luck is running short. I don't see a way to get him out of those trials alive.<<<he picks up another picture>>>Oh...so this is Der Fuhrer Dyszel and Inferno! I could sell this picture and make millions. The person people rarely meet!<<<he picks up another picture>>>So.....I see this must be King Joseph and that must be Mathias. Dante should've finished him off a long time ago. I still don't know what held him back...

<<<the man continues to look at the pictures and comments on each one>>>

> There! I finally continued. I hope you like it because I might actually get somewhere with this! I got bored and just started babbling but now I've got myself thinkin' and might actually go somewhere far with this...

[[[back at my home]]]

<<<a buff man goes back into the bloodly messed up front room followed by another man>>>

Dennis go get the rest of the boys.

WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

Just get everyone else. They got away.

Yeah sure!

<<<Dennis goes away to find the rest of the men. the buff man walks around looking at his dead friends.>>>

This had to be the work of all of them. DAMN Dante! He let her get away AGAIN!

<<<after a few minutes of pacing he found that one of his friends was still alive. he went over to him.>>>

Dan! You ok?

...

DAN!

...Sorry I failed Boss!

Forget about that! We ALL did. You right?

I think I'll be fine.<<<the man looked down at Dan who was shot in the leg and bleeding pretty bad.>>>

Hang on boy we're leaving soon.

<<<Dennis came back with only 9 other people.>>>

They got the rest of them.

<<<the man looks downs>>>DAMN them!

Should we follow them?

We WILL get them. First we have to regroup and get the others. We should've came with the others before. This is my fault! To think I could take the newer group out to face this bunch without bringing to experts...

Boss its not your fault. We all F'd up.

Lets just get out of here.

<<<The boss grabs Dan and they carry him out of the building in the pouring rain. They make there way to my air base and steal some of spirits.>>>

[[[while in my spirits]]]

Boss whats next?

We're going to get the others in and finish the job.

But where are they?

We'll find out. Dante out anywhere is bound to hit some news!

But hes with the girl.

Thats why we got to take him out!

I see.

<<<they continue flying into a region unknown>>>

> Surukai you back again?

INFERNO: what no way ok ill be right there. um yeah ill be back i got to go check on things dammit!!! Dante theres trouble! dont worry ill handle it!

> Psst....NO ONE knows whats happening...

psst i have a link to that old lady she is upset about things!!!

> Psst....that old lady lives alone with that little girl and doesn't own a phone and is sleeping...

psst..shut up its special

> Psst....plus she only knows what she thinks. She dont know bout anything else...

psst... leave me alone

> Fine...

i just wanted to go off and talk to myself!!

> Well have fun...

trogdor is my best friend

how could you Dante?

> Cause I'm DANTE...

Trogdor is weak

> Thats IT! We'll attack him!!!

are you sure we could be facing hundreds of people???

> OH NO! NOT A HUNDRED! SAVE US!! WE SURRENDER!!! NO!!!! OF course I wouldn't want to war with your people. They are THE ONLY ones that think Trogdor is WEAK...

that is because we have the fhqwhgads to save us

> I think you should BURN them....


TROGDOR....Trogdor was a man......

he was a dragonman....maybe he was just a Dragon!

but still he was....

> Lets see!

///the planes land and the men get out. the hurry to take Dan to a hospital while the boss and Dennis go to HQ to gather the rest of the team///

thats not how that goes!!!

> Whatever....I'm leaving this forum and finishing up on the other...

ok what other one

Now THAT'S a story!

> Surukai I'm here...

>Hello. Good, none of that evil 'my queen' words.<