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Peech- you sound kinda like one of my mother in laws (the one I like) ;) I am glad I am not the only female around here with an interesting way of saying her vowels. LOL.

It's not fair that Simonist sounds more KS than MO, not fair at all. ;)
And it's weird, too, considering that I'm practically on the split :D

But you sound just as Okie as I figured you would, which is comforting in a way....especially after the great Kanabian upset

ETA: Okay, wow, Eut......your recording just scared the hell out of this poor quivering mass of fluff I'm pet-sitting.....

ok so you get 3 for 1 on this deal.....I tried to wait for some quiet time, but apparently there's no such thing 'round here.

http://www.gimehost.com/jXA3HP5UDWGjcP0WuUwW
You have a nice Southern accent. You sound very much like a friend of mine who lives in Virginia!! :)

Reagan (sp?) sounds very polite. :) Must be mom's influence?

Here. I hope no one gets a nosebleed. :D

Drill Seargent Rant (http://media.putfile.com/DrillSeargentRant)

I was a bit homesick there for a minute :p

I could never get the good bellow down, so I used the "poke them with your softcap" approach to asschewing. That, and I'm just an amateur in the asschewing business. People like Eut are absolute professionals that are able to make you think you're a worthless bag of skin who doesn't deserve to be alive.

Eut...you owe me a keyboard.
I do?? :eek:

My budget for this month is shot. How about next year? :D

Oh My God!

Eutrusca kicks ass!

*new hero*
[ Is properly all honored and stuff! ] :D

I do?? :eek:

My budget for this month is shot. How about next year? :D
*smacks with now defunct keyboard*

Woah... I can't decide whether Eut's rant has me more scared or amused - I was laughing through pretty much the whole thing lol, but I have to say I'm sure as hell glad I'll never be in your squad lol.
LOL! I had so much fun making that.

BTW ... ranting at trainees serves a multitute of purposes. It's been conclusively proven that if you can't take a bit of harrassment, chances are slim that you will be able to tolerate being under fire. It also helps to wake them up and help them focus intensely on the mission at hand. I've seen semi-conscious PFCs ( Poor Frakking Civilians ) become almost hawk-like in their demeanor; ability to focus increases chances of survival. It also increases marketability in the civilian world: ability to focus intensely and attention to detail are valuable skills.

*smacks with now defunct keyboard*
Ouch! Hmm. Perhaps I should use old keyboards rather than trout! :D

Ouch! Hmm. Perhaps I should use old keyboards rather than trout! :D
haha...probably hurts about as much as a frozen trout.

I was a bit homesick there for a minute :p

I could never get the good bellow down, so I used the "poke them with your softcap" approach to asschewing. That, and I'm just an amateur in the asschewing business. People like Eut are absolute professionals that are able to make you think you're a worthless bag of skin who doesn't deserve to be alive.
Hahahahahaha! :D

Actually, that was somewhat toned down both for volume and language. IRL, every other word was profane, but that was back before the PC people became aghast at what Drill Sergeants were allowed to say to trainees. If you've ever seen An Officer and A Gentleman, the scene where Richard Geere ( ? ) arrives at the reception station and the DI cusses them all out is pretty accurate. :D

BTW .. I hope you got over the "homesickness" quickly! :D

You have a nice Southern accent. You sound very much like a friend of mine who lives in Virginia!! :)

Reagan (sp?) sounds very polite. :) Must be mom's influence?

Thank you Ca-nookie! She's a really kind and respectful child. I'm very proud of her so thank you for your kind words. :)



And thanks for everyone and their gracious compliments...I still have a stuffy nose from this damn cold that wont go away, so apologies for sounding a bit stuffy/nasal-ish.

I was so hoping my voice comes off as "Steel Magnolia's" instead of Jerry Springer Guests" haha!

haha...probably hurts about as much as a frozen trout.
Dpends upon how big the trout is, I suppose. :D

Thank you Ca-nookie! She's a really kind and respectful child. I'm very proud of her so thank you for your kind words. :)



And thanks for everyone and their gracious compliments...I still have a stuffy nose from this damn cold that wont go away, so apologies for sounding a bit stuffy/nasal-ish.

I was so hoping my voice comes off as "Steel Magnolia's" instead of Jerry Springer Guests" haha!

Erm... you have a cold, too?

I've... no idea how that happened... ;)

The teensies were sooo cute. But, I was waiting for a proper Jawjan pronunciation of the word 'hay-ulp'. :)

Dpends upon how big the trout is, I suppose. :D
It ain't the size of the trout that matters, it's what you do with it ;)

Erm... you have a cold, too?

I've... no idea how that happened... ;)

The teensies were sooo cute. But, I was waiting for a proper Jawjan pronunciation of the word 'hay-ulp'. :)


I've had it for at least 3 weeks. I sounded like Barry White back when it began. Now surely you've heard me say hay-ulp before;)

I've had it for at least 3 weeks. I sounded like Barry White back when it began. Now surely you've heard me say hay-ulp before;)

Oh, I've heard it, yes... but where is the Penelope Pitstop accent for all these good people? ;)

I've had it for at least 3 weeks. I sounded like Barry White back when it began. Now surely you've heard me say hay-ulp before;)
aww...feel better. And if you get a chance, could you record this line:
"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."?
Something tells me it will sound as good as the original, if not better;)

Oh, I've heard it, yes... but where is the Penelope Pitstop accent for all these good people? ;)

haha! You know I turn it off when I'm speaking to people for the first time. I flip the switch after a while and it goes into full accent mode.:p


*tap tap* Is this thing awn? Can you all heah me now??

LOL! I had so much fun making that.

BTW ... ranting at trainees serves a multitute of purposes. It's been conclusively proven that if you can't take a bit of harrassment, chances are slim that you will be able to tolerate being under fire. It also helps to wake them up and help them focus intensely on the mission at hand. I've seen semi-conscious PFCs ( Poor Frakking Civilians ) become almost hawk-like in their demeanor; ability to focus increases chances of survival. It also increases marketability in the civilian world: ability to focus intensely and attention to detail are valuable skills.

Ooooh - I had hoped there was actually a purpose behind it besides satisfying the DI's cruel desires :p:D

haha! You know I turn it off when I'm speaking to people for the first time. I flip the switch after a while and it goes into full accent mode.:p


*tap tap* Is this thing awn? Can you all heah me now??

:D

But you know all guys are just suckers for that whole Jawja Peech thing... ;)

Simonist']It ain't the size of the trout that matters, it's what you do with it ;)
LOL! I knew someone would say that. :D

:D

But you know all guys are just suckers for that whole Jawja Peech thing... ;)
Hell, even girls are.

aww...feel better. And if you get a chance, could you record this line:
"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."?
Something tells me it will sound as good as the original, if not better;)
"Why, Reaayat, whutevah do you mean?"

LOL! I knew someone would say that. :D
I live to serve. Or....whatever.

This recording game is fun.....we should find the most ridiculous things to make people record, yeah......

Or at least insist that they read larger samples to get a better listen to their accent. Some.....some I could just never get sick of (but I won't say who) *swoon*

Ooooh - I had hoped there was actually a purpose behind it besides satisfying the DI's cruel desires :p:D
Everything the Army does has a purpose ... not to mention a regulation that tells you exactly how it's to be done. :)

"Why, Reaayat, whutevah do you mean?"
haha...I was actually thinking you two could do a wonderful rendition of
Scarlett: Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

:D

But you know all guys are just suckers for that whole Jawja Peech thing... ;)

I know I sure as hell love her voice :)

Everything the Army does has a purpose ... not to mention a regulation that tells you exactly how it's to be done. :)

I dunno - I've heard about those regulated pie eating contests you guys get up to :D

aww...feel better. And if you get a chance, could you record this line:
"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."?
Something tells me it will sound as good as the original, if not better;)

Sure doll...gimmie a day or so to decongest and I'll try it. I think I sound more like Mammy right now.....

Lawdy Mercy (http://www.jahozafat.com/cgi-bin/wavs.cgi?Gone_With_The_Wind=gwtw5.wav)

Simonist']

This recording game is fun.....we should find the most ridiculous things to make people record, yeah......

Or at least insist that they read larger samples to get a better listen to their accent. Some.....some I could just never get sick of (but I won't say who) *swoon*

I think you're right. Our voices differ when we are reading something,IMO. We should just talk to each other on here so we can hear the loose version. I'm sure we arent as relaxed when we're reading something as we would be in normal conversation. Or like you said, read something silly.....Green Eggs and Ham anyone?

Sure doll...gimmie a day or so to decongest and I'll try it. I think I sound more like Mammy right now.....

Lawdy Mercy (http://www.jahozafat.com/cgi-bin/wavs.cgi?Gone_With_The_Wind=gwtw5.wav)
haha...think I can convince Straughn to start calling you "Scarlet"?

haha...think I can convince Straughn to start calling you "Scarlet"?


Cutty Sark, Long Straughn and Scarlet.....

Sounds like two pimps and their best trick. I love it.;)

I think you're right. Our voices differ when we are reading something,IMO. We should just talk to each other on here so we can hear the loose version. I'm sure we arent as relaxed when we're reading something as we would be in normal conversation. Or like you said, read something silly.....Green Eggs and Ham anyone?
Tell you what.....I'm gonna record something else, something I"ll just read off of my Myspace page or something, it might not be very long, but something I know I've written. That way it won't be so much of recitation of a formal writing, and there may be a difference.

I"ll let you all know when it's up, then we'll see if I speak differently in those circumstances.

I dunno - I've heard about those regulated pie eating contests you guys get up to :D
Off-duty hours aren't quite as regulated, although there are regulations about what a solider can and cannot do off-duty. :)

Cutty Sark, Long Straughn and Scarlet.....

Sounds like two pimps and their best trick. I love it.;)
LOL! Um ... a "cutty sark" was a petticoat! :D

Huw has a recording of me he's gonna post.... I regret not forcing him to delete it (like the earlier ones) already :p

I'll just apologise in advance for my voice...

Cutty Sark, Long Straughn and Scarlet.....

Sounds like two pimps and their best trick. I love it.;)
hahaha...its perfect

LOL! Um ... a "cutty sark" was a petticoat!also a fine scotch, which is where Straughn got it from

also a fine scotch, which is where Straughn got it from
Not to mention it was the name of a rather famous sailing ship. :p

Huw has a recording of me he's gonna post....+
*waits*


And this is for SoWiBi who just sent me a really nice TG:

For SoWiBi :) (http://www.gimehost.com/ICPFDZMM5KS6DAsj2Mxd)

(It's part German, part English. Just so nobody thinks the sample is all garbled. It's actually supposed to sound like that :p)

Did I mention that I love this thread (well, okay, the way I've been hogging it probably made that pretty clear)? We should do the whole forum by actually talking to each other! A lot less typos, too. :p

Gosh, you sound awesome WYTYG. I love your voice. And what was that about SoWiBi?? She isnt posting anymore??:eek:

*waits*
He's travelling back now and won't be home for another half hour or so, he might be tired and it's on his phone... so - just to warn - might have to wait til tomorrow, heh :P

BTW, I might find some time at some point to comment on all the voices... I find hearing them all totally bizarre but great too. Most people have been vaguely how I expected them...
*still remembers first time she heard Huw's voice... mmm... :P*

Ha, love it. :p
Of course, I'm glad about the hemming and hawing beforehand, or otherwise I'd never gotten that TG, so all's good.

And your recording is very fitting, seeing how you work in film: it's the first one I've heard on here that actually made me feel like sitting in one of these non-subtitled movies where the characters mumblereallyfast. I have the feeling I didn't understand anything, but I totally got the gist of things. :p
That's probably the closest to actual me as you can get, I kinda mumble and I talk fast. I also use a mix of out-dated hipster slang and surfer slang. In 'the industry' (I don't know if I get to call it that if I work in NorCal...) people either mumble (techies) or talk really loud (production). We all talk fast.

This is why I have actors do my stuff and I never appear in it. The actors can say that stuff so people understand it. (the actors that have played the role I read have been really amazing, I think they like playing him. I would have thought they'd like the friend more, but I guess they actually like playing an arc.)

CToaN - The accents pretty funky, but the best bit was the play! Haha, genius stuff.


Well, ev-ery thing I do, goin-to be funk-ay. From now on...

Thanks. Spending two years as a Ninja Turtle (really) funked up my accent beyond repair.

@CTOAN & PM: Aw, come on, you both have deep voices. Maybe not quite as Barry White-ish as Backwoods Squatches (perfect match of user name & voice :D), but certainly deep enough. Certainly not wussy. :rolleyes:
It's no good, we want the Backwoods Squatches deepness. Really, secretly I'd say most men wish they sounded like James Earl Jones-we want voices that rattle window sills. Anything else is just pinner.

*waits*


And this is for SoWiBi who just sent me a really nice TG:

For SoWiBi :) (http://www.gimehost.com/ICPFDZMM5KS6DAsj2Mxd)

(It's part German, part English. Just so nobody thinks the sample is all garbled. It's actually supposed to sound like that :p)

Did I mention that I love this thread (well, okay, the way I've been hogging it probably made that pretty clear)? We should do the whole forum by actually talking to each other! A lot less typos, too. :p
Now all we need to do is to convince you to sing Falling in Love Again in German...after that I'm pretty sure you could spread me on toast...

It's no good, we want the Backwoods Squatches deepness. Really, secretly I'd say most men wish they sounded like James Earl Jones-we want voices that rattle window sills. Anything else is just pinner.
Jones and Morgan Freeman are the collective voices of god.

ok so you get 3 for 1 on this deal.....I tried to wait for some quiet time, but apparently there's no such thing 'round here.

http://www.gimehost.com/jXA3HP5UDWGjcP0WuUwW
Now that's just adorable.

Try this:

Drill Seargent Rant (http://www.gimehost.com/dxOZMrcImHKqHJolWPAR)
I think you torqued my speakers.

See, this is why I could never be in the military-because if I got yelled at like that I'd laugh (not becuase it wasn't scary-in my face that'd be scary, but because it was clever) and then I'd get yelled at some more. Eventually all I'd get out of military service is that I'd be an expert at cleaning floors with a toothbrush.

R. Lee Ermy would be proud.

I think you torqued my speakers.

See, this is why I could never be in the military-because if I got yelled at like that I'd laugh (not becuase it wasn't scary-in my face that'd be scary, but because it was clever) and then I'd get yelled at some more. Eventually all I'd get out of military service is that I'd be an expert at cleaning floors with a toothbrush.

R. Lee Ermy would be proud.


http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj/beincharge.wav

http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj/beincharge.wav
Quality.

I actually believe that Ermy could have a career as a stand up, the ultimate insult comic. His 15 minutes would be to just berate some sucker in the front row. Not that he doesn't have a fine career now, but I'd pay to see that.

Quality.

I actually believe that Ermy could have a career as a stand up, the ultimate insult comic. His 15 minutes would be to just berate some sucker in the front row. Not that he doesn't have a fine career now, but I'd pay to see that.

I'd pay to see that too. He is hilarious. Best drill sergeant EVER.

I'll have to say, being a londoner and all, all the english guys I have heard sound too english. Like, REALLY english...and thats coming from an english guy. Does that make sense? No? I thought not?
Lol... I'd be one of the few to disappoint there. I was born in England of Israeli parents and am now living in the United States, but I haven't managed to absorb accents from any of them....thankfully enough. :p

Great voice samples, everyone. ::tags thread::

He's travelling back now and won't be home for another half hour or so, he might be tired and it's on his phone... so - just to warn - might have to wait til tomorrow, heh :P

BTW, I might find some time at some point to comment on all the voices... I find hearing them all totally bizarre but great too. Most people have been vaguely how I expected them...
*still remembers first time she heard Huw's voice... mmm... :P*
i'm just having a snack (haha pineapple and cheese goodness, as it so happens ;)) but i'll get it off the phone in a few minutes... i told you i wouldn't be deleting this one so tough luck! :p

i probably would have waited for tomorrow had it not been for you posting here just now (oh sweet irony) :P


It's no good, we want the Backwoods Squatches deepness. Really, secretly I'd say most men wish they sounded like James Earl Jones-we want voices that rattle window sills. Anything else is just pinner.
damn right we do! :p

Gosh, you sound awesome WYTYG. I love your voice. And what was that about SoWiBi?? She isnt posting anymore??:eek:
*blushes some more* And yes, sadly she has decided that she needs a NS time-out. I guess RL called (heresy!). But she's still checking in, just not posting, so everybody look up and wave and say "Hi, SoWiBi!" :p

Jones and Morgan Freeman are the collective voices of god.Lord, yes, they are.

Now all we need to do is to convince you to sing Falling in Love Again in German...after that I'm pretty sure you could spread me on toast...Heh. I actually had to google that and can just assume you mean the Marlene Dietrich song - I didn't know that was its English name. Of course, I can't sing for shit. :p The only way I can sort of carry a tune is when I do it in a very low, whispery voice, and it's still absolutely and utterly pathetic. But I really wanted to be a good sport, so I'm not sure if my brain has been damaged by too much NationStates, and I may well yank this again in a second, and I can't believe I'm doing this, and it's only the chorus, and hell am I glad I don't know any of people, but here goes. (http://www.gimehost.com/GLEEwYhecOZDZ4j1lpxB)

Lord, yes, they are.

Heh. I actually had to google that and can just assume you mean the Marlene Dietrich song - I didn't know that was its English name. Of course, I can't sing for shit. :p The only way I can sort of carry a tune is when I do it in a very low, whispery voice, and it's still absolutely and utterly pathetic. But I really wanted to be a good sport, so I'm not sure if my brain has been damaged by too much NationStates, and I may well yank this again in a second, and I can't believe I'm doing this, and it's only the chorus, and hell am I glad I don't know any of people, but here goes. (http://www.gimehost.com/GLEEwYhecOZDZ4j1lpxB)


sweet Jesus!!:eek: That was beautiful! Can ya come on over here and sing me to sleep? sigh....

and tell SoWiBi I say hey!:)

Lord, yes, they are.

Heh. I actually had to google that and can just assume you mean the Marlene Dietrich song - I didn't know that was its English name. Of course, I can't sing for shit. :p The only way I can sort of carry a tune is when I do it in a very low, whispery voice, and it's still absolutely and utterly pathetic. But I really wanted to be a good sport, so I'm not sure if my brain has been damaged by too much NationStates, and I may well yank this again in a second, and I can't believe I'm doing this, and it's only the chorus, and hell am I glad I don't know any of people, but here goes. (http://www.gimehost.com/GLEEwYhecOZDZ4j1lpxB)
Ooooooooooh yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.....that's the stuff....breathy even....I'm, uh, just going to sit here for a while......

Extra quality.

Oh my God, my face is still burning.

I actually had to force myself to go to the kitchen and do some dishes just so I would be away from the computer and wouldn't yank it again right away, because that would have been just obnoxiously coy and stupid.

This is not one of my proudest moments, I can assure you.

So thanks a lot for the completely and utterly undeserved compliments (and no, I'm not fishing for any either) - at least you didn't laugh. Well, let's say at least you didn't type out the laughter :p.

here we go, as promised... one glitziness/amy voice clip (with a touch of me... ;))

http://www.hlj.me.uk/amy/hellonsg.mp3 :fluffle:


(ok so its mostly me giggling... hehe... but i love her voice, and her laugh especially! it took longer than i figured it would to do so i'm now off to bed... :))

here we go, as promised... one glitziness/amy voice clip (with a touch of me... ;))

http://www.hlj.me.uk/amy/hellonsg.mp3 :fluffle:


(ok so its mostly me giggling... hehe... but i love her voice, and her laugh especially! it took longer than i figured it would to do so i'm now off to bed... :))
Hehehe, very cute. All that's missing is a couple fluffles. :p

Oh my God, my face is still burning.

I actually had to force myself to go to the kitchen and do some dishes just so I would be away from the computer and wouldn't yank it again right away, because that would have been just obnoxiously coy and stupid.

This is not one of my proudest moments, I can assure you.

So thanks a lot for the completely and utterly undeserved compliments (and no, I'm not fishing for any either) - at least you didn't laugh. Well, let's say at least you didn't type out the laughter :p.
I probably should have mentioned that I have a 'thing' for breathy torch singers who sing songs in foriegn languages.

If you happen to play cello and have soft eyes it might just be all over...

here we go, as promised... one glitziness/amy voice clip (with a touch of me... ;))

http://www.hlj.me.uk/amy/hellonsg.mp3 :fluffle:


(ok so its mostly me giggling... hehe... but i love her voice, and her laugh especially! it took longer than i figured it would to do so i'm now off to bed... :))
My computer apparently doesn't play well with others, all I got was "Okay!" But even then, sounded like you cats where having fun.

EDIT: A quick reload and I got more, though no PM giggles...

So thanks a lot for the completely and utterly undeserved compliments (and no, I'm not fishing for any either) - at least you didn't laugh. Well, let's say at least you didn't type out the laughter :p.If that was undeserved then nothing is. I really, really like your accent (when you speak german especially). :)

I probably should have mentioned that I have a 'thing' for breathy torch singers who sing songs in foriegn languages.

If you happen to play cello and have soft eyes it might just be all over...
Man, you're giving Google a workout tonight - but at least now I know what a torch singer is.

I love that I seem to have been able to sell the shitty singing part as "breathy", lol.:p

But sadly, I don't play the cello. I did play the violin for 8 years or so as a teenager (and hated it and never practiced and consequently sucked :p) but believe it or not, I always wanted to play the cello. I'd have traded in that stupid violin anytime. Or, better yet than cello, the upright bass (is that the name?). How cool would that be? Sigh.

I do have soft eyes, though. ;)

If that was undeserved then nothing is. I really, really like your accent (when you speak german especially). :)
Oh my. *we really need a blushing smiley*. Thank you. It's funny though - I always thought everybody hated German? Like, whenever anybody from the US or (esp.) the UK parodies German, it's always the most terrible, guttural Nazi yelling and spitting. Which doesn't sound like actual German at all. Swiss German maybe, but not German. :p j/k

Man, you're giving Google a workout tonight - but at least now I know what a torch singer is.

I love that I seem to have been able to sell the shitty singing part as "breathy", lol.:p

But sadly, I don't play the cello. I did play the violin for 8 years or so as a teenager (and hated it and never practiced and consequently sucked :p) but believe it or not, I always wanted to play the cello. I'd have traded in that stupid violin anytime. Or, better yet than cello, the upright bass (is that the name?). How cool would that be? Sigh.

I do have soft eyes, though. ;)
Oooh, bass would have been cool, too. I've never googled torch singer, I wonder what I'd get...

Eventually, we'll be needing proof of those eyes...

EDIT: Amusingly enough, eBay says I can buy one through them...

Oh my. *we really need a blushing smiley*. Thank you. It's funny though - I always thought everybody hated German? Like, whenever anybody from the US or (esp.) the UK parodies German, it's always the most terrible, guttural Nazi yelling and spitting. Which doesn't sound like actual German at all. Swiss German maybe, but not German. :p j/k
That's just 'cause they are making fun of you:p

Oh my. *we really need a blushing smiley*. Thank you. It's funny though - I always thought everybody hated German? Like, whenever anybody from the US or (esp.) the UK parodies German, it's always the most terrible, guttural Nazi yelling and spitting. Which doesn't sound like actual German at all. Swiss German maybe, but not German. :p j/k
We get way more History Channel than we do Dietrich.

Oh my. *we really need a blushing smiley*. Thank you. It's funny though - I always thought everybody hated German? Like, whenever anybody from the US or (esp.) the UK parodies German, it's always the most terrible, guttural Nazi yelling and spitting. Which doesn't sound like actual German at all. Swiss German maybe, but not German. :p j/k

Ah yes, Swiss German. A few years back, a friend and I were in a car accident in the canton of Solothurn. I lived in Hessen at the time, and could at least understand a bit of German. But when we were in the Swiss police station (which took around 8 hours) I couldn't understand a damned word any of them were saying. It's a good thing one of them spoke French, as none of them spoke English. In fact, they were rather shocked to find Americans in their town.

Oooh, bass would have been cool, too. I've never googled torch singer, I wonder what I'd get..

EDIT: Amusingly enough, eBay says I can buy one through them...
A torch singer? :eek:

Eventually, we'll be needing proof of those eyes...
Says the guy who put up a Southpark cartoon. Uh-huh, right.


That's just 'cause they are making fun of you :p
I know but it still hurts. *sniff* :p

EDIT: Oh noes, I'm sorry, here's what I should have said, of course:
Vat is zis "fun" you ahrr talking about? Ve ahrr Germans, ve do not understand ze konsept of zis "fun" zing.

Duh.:p


@ Wallonochia: Yeah, Swiss German can be insane. Too bad Alinania hasn't been around much lately, she could totally provide a rocking sample of herself talking some killer Swiss German, I'm sure. And French. And English. And probably a dozen more, too.

A torch singer? :eek:
Crazy, yeah?


Says the guy who put up a Southpark cartoon. Uh-huh, right.
Touche.

ahahaha..Glitz, your voice is deeper than I expected. And Huw, you're dirty;)

I can't believe I'm doing this, and it's only the chorus, and hell am I glad I don't know any of people, but here goes. (http://www.gimehost.com/GLEEwYhecOZDZ4j1lpxB)

Soothing. I could probably fall asleep to that.

:p Well, I didn't think you sounded styuopid. Although I can't believe you recorded that human rights article rather than my due sample of sexy bedroom voice. *pouts*
-snip-

Sorry. here, have a cookie for being a good sport. *gives special hammentaschen*

no, you didn't pick on me at all, thanks for the compliment!

Heh, I was kidding (see smiley)! But I will however take your special cookie. *takes cookie* :p

ok so you get 3 for 1 on this deal.....I tried to wait for some quiet time, but apparently there's no such thing 'round here.

http://www.gimehost.com/jXA3HP5UDWGjcP0WuUwW

Haha, Peech, you sound *exactly* as I imagined. :D

Lord, yes, they are.

Heh. I actually had to google that and can just assume you mean the Marlene Dietrich song - I didn't know that was its English name. Of course, I can't sing for shit. :p The only way I can sort of carry a tune is when I do it in a very low, whispery voice, and it's still absolutely and utterly pathetic. But I really wanted to be a good sport, so I'm not sure if my brain has been damaged by too much NationStates, and I may well yank this again in a second, and I can't believe I'm doing this, and it's only the chorus, and hell am I glad I don't know any of people, but here goes. (http://www.gimehost.com/GLEEwYhecOZDZ4j1lpxB)

I like. :D

http://media.putfile.com/How-you-doin ? :p
Why what a nice surprise right before my bedtime! (http://www.gimehost.com/BJekMeYd42B10okr9SlY)


Edited to add: you better make the next one real good, Topher.

Oh my. *we really need a blushing smiley*. Thank you. It's funny though - I always thought everybody hated German? Like, whenever anybody from the US or (esp.) the UK parodies German, it's always the most terrible, guttural Nazi yelling and spitting. Which doesn't sound like actual German at all. Swiss German maybe, but not German. :p j/kNo, not at all. I learned to like german a lot when I went to germany last august for a couple of weeks. It was great just listening to it. You should do some more. :)

No, not at all. I learned to like german a lot when I went to germany last august for a couple of weeks. It was great just listening to it. You should do some more. :)
You know, sadly enough, the way things are going with me and soundfiles and this thread, I'm almost sure I will. :rolleyes: :p

You know, sadly enough, the way things are going with me and soundfiles and this thread, I'm almost sure I will. :rolleyes: :pWould it help your morale if I did something too? What should I say? :p

You know, sadly enough, the way things are going with me and soundfiles and this thread, I'm almost sure I will. :rolleyes: :p


*holds up a Whereyouthinkyougoing sign and chants WE WANT MORE....WE WANT MORE!*

Why what a nice surprise right before my bedtime! (http://www.gimehost.com/BJekMeYd42B10okr9SlY)


Edited to add: you better make the next one real good, Topher.

-snip-

http://media.putfile.com/wtf93
ladies and gentlemen, we have reached a new high...flirting via sound files

and Kanabia, I have a hard time believeing you don't know what a bedroom "somebody fuck me" voice sounds like;)

I always thought everybody hated German? Like, whenever anybody from the US or (esp.) the UK parodies German, it's always the most terrible, guttural Nazi yelling and spitting.

Also, a lot of Americans (especially in rural areas of the sort I was raised in) have never heard anyone actually speak another language. When I went back to the old hometown, some of my old friends just couldn't comprehend how I could speak French. They were convinced that after you hear it a lot it just sounded like English (á la 13th Warrior), because there was no way anyone could make sense out of those wierd noises. It's not so much like that now with the interweb, but even now a lot of America is extremely insular.

Yay for poor rural areas without a decent educational system!

and Kanabia, I have a hard time believeing you don't know what a bedroom "somebody fuck me" voice sounds like;)

Sure, I can visualise a female one, but come on, a guy one? The hell?

They were convinced that after you hear it a lot it just sounded like English (á la 13th Warrior), because there was no way anyone could make sense out of those wierd noises.
The mind boggles. Seriously. Wow.


ladies and gentlemen, we have reached a new high...flirting via sound files

and Kanabia, I have a hard time believeing you don't know what a bedroom "somebody fuck me" voice sounds like;)
A new "high"? A new low, is more like it. And thank you for the bolded part!


@ Shotagon: that always helps! :p

Sure, I can visualise a female one, but come on, a guy one? The hell?
haha...I'll have to teach you how to harness the power of the bedroom voice. It works miracles...you'd be amazed. If you can get a good bedroom voice, and a good growl, you're set. And no, not the death metal growl...think of a tiger. yeah.

*shuffles off*

haha...I'll have to teach you how to harness the power of the bedroom voice. It works miracles...you'd be amazed. If you can get a good bedroom voice, and a good growl, you're set. And no, not the death metal growl...think of a tiger. yeah.

*shuffles off*
^^ *points with finger*

See Topher? He knows how to do it!

haha...I'll have to teach you how to harness the power of the bedroom voice. It works miracles...you'd be amazed. If you can get a good bedroom voice, and a good growl, you're set. And no, not the death metal growl...think of a tiger. yeah.

*shuffles off*

Yeah, see, I was thinking doing a homer simpson voice complete with gggggrowl, but I didn't think that would cut it for "real good".

I could do a death metal growl too, I suppose.

Meh. How do I sound sexy with the styoupid accent? :p

haha...I'll have to teach you how to harness the power of the bedroom voice. It works miracles...you'd be amazed. If you can get a good bedroom voice, and a good growl, you're set. And no, not the death metal growl...think of a tiger. yeah.

*shuffles off*


Dont be shuffling off....I say you should show us the tiger voice.
*growl*

^^ *points with finger*

See Topher? He knows how to do it!
*wonders what else a female would be pointing with*

haha

Yeah, see, I was thinking doing a homer simpson voice complete with gggggrowl, but I didn't think that would cut it for "real good".

I could do a death metal growl too, I suppose.

Meh. How do I sound sexy with the styoupid accent?
The death metal growl usually won't get you laid. Unless you're looking for a girl to be like the yellow smiley and you want to be the purple one from that smiley I posted in the other thread...

I shall teach you the ways of the bedroom voice, young grasshopper. With time, you, too, will be able to get girls to melt with a "how you doin" and a nice growl.

Dont be shuffling off....I say you should show us the tiger voice.
*growl*
haha...I'll have to record it tomorrow. My roommates have already decided I've lost my mind tonight when I started belting out "Since U Been Gone" for no reason...

I shall teach you the ways of the bedroom voice, young grasshopper. With time, you, too, will be able to get girls to melt with a "how you doin" and a nice growl.

I dunno...sounds like a lot of effort...

I dunno...sounds like a lot of effort...
you'll get laid.

you'll get laid.
I can get laid with $50, too. That doesn't mean it's worth it. :p

I can get laid with $50, too. That doesn't mean it's worth it. :p
hahaha...touche.

haha...I'll have to record it tomorrow. My roommates have already decided I've lost my mind tonight when I started belting out "Since U Been Gone" for no reason...

haha! I knew you probably posted in the Kelly Clarkson thread! Dude she's cool tell your friends to sod off.

All of the talk of 'bedroom' voices (and that I can only hear half of it...computer doesn't play well with pufile...) made me record this-
Aw yeah... (http://www.gimehost.com/mC6dU2rMzEZUQN7KB5Ys)

Now I should warn you...

Meh. How do I sound sexy with the styoupid accent? :p
Like so. (http://www.gimehost.com/dvD1btB7Qdm9XSLj4gUn)

haha! I knew you probably posted in the Kelly Clarkson thread! Dude she's cool tell your friends to sod off.
hahaha...its more the fact that it came out of nowhere...I was reading Othello, and all of a sudden just burst out into song.
We actually listen to that and Buckcherry - Lite Up before we go out on fridays.

she's pretty hot too.

and there goes all my street cred, yo.

All of the talk of 'bedroom' voices (and that I can only hear half of it...computer doesn't play well with pufile...) made me record this-
Aw yeah... (http://www.gimehost.com/mC6dU2rMzEZUQN7KB5Ys)

Now I should warn you...


I am seriously laughing out loud here at the comp....and listenign to that several times over.....

haha...I'll have to record it tomorrow. My roommates have already decided I've lost my mind tonight when I started belting out "Since U Been Gone" for no reason...
I worked with a key grip, this big rough hard drinkin' Chicago dude who would throw around all this heavy, hot grip and lighting equipment, big ass stands, the whole deal, who everyonce in awhile throughout the day would just belt out, "Since you've been go-one..." I had never heard the song (there are some advantages to not working in record store anymore...one is not having to be exposed to pop music) and wanted to tease him about it, but I'm pretty sure I would have wound up with a C-stand up my ass...

Like so. (http://www.gimehost.com/dvD1btB7Qdm9XSLj4gUn)

Sleep is a crutch.

Like so. (http://www.gimehost.com/dvD1btB7Qdm9XSLj4gUn)
haha..."you don't have a stupid accent. okay...maybe it is. But no, seriously, it's not"

and CTOaN...they're now looking at me weird because I started laughing at that clip.

Sleep is a crutch.Yeah, and I'm limping.

Like so. (http://www.gimehost.com/dvD1btB7Qdm9XSLj4gUn)

With that initial huff, I thought you were going to fake an orgasm or something. Talk about disappointment.

I worked with a key grip, this big rough hard drinkin' Chicago dude who would throw around all this heavy, hot grip and lighting equipment, big ass stands, the whole deal, who everyonce in awhile throughout the day would just belt out, "Since you've been go-one..." I had never heard the song (there are some advantages to not working in record store anymore...one is not having to be exposed to pop music) and wanted to tease him about it, but I'm pretty sure I would have wound up with a C-stand up my ass...
you worked key grip? I'm jealous. And a c-stand up the ass would be second only to a hot eliptical. I've burned my hands on those too many times.

I am seriously laughing out loud here at the comp....and listenign to that several times over.....
Hehe, everyonce in while me and my friends try to out lounge each other. It lead to a song called "Inappropriate," which if I did the lyrics here none of you would ever talk to me again...

Like so.
-snip-
?

All of the talk of 'bedroom' voices (and that I can only hear half of it...computer doesn't play well with pufile...) made me record this-
Aw yeah... (http://www.gimehost.com/mC6dU2rMzEZUQN7KB5Ys)

Now I should warn you...

ROFLMAO!!!!

Oh damn...

i'm still laughing...and I spilt my drink... :D

haha..."you don't have a stupid accent. okay...maybe it is. But no, seriously, it's not"

and CTOaN...they're now looking at me weird because I started laughing at that clip.


me too (http://www.gimehost.com/I7hvWHLbtz0wWxQhkU0V)

you worked key grip? I'm jealous. And a c-stand up the ass would be second only to a hot eliptical. I've burned my hands on those too many times.
He was the Key Grip, I was just a grip/electric. I did almost two weeks without gloves, my hands where messed up by the end. Having done it I'd much rather AC or do sound.

Um... wow.
I'll bookmark this huge ass thread, and hopefully tommorow I'll record something. As it's freaking 1:20am right now.
For complete amusement, I'll do it in English and Sumerian (If I can translate it), and I'll happily attempt Taino and Arabic translations.

Oh.. and I'll do my Brittish accent for one.
How is that for accental diversity?

haha! I knew you probably posted in the Kelly Clarkson thread! Dude she's cool tell your friends to sod off.

Kelly Clarkson? And here I was assuming he was talking about a song of the same name by Rainbow....

I guess that's what I get for not listening to the radio for about 3 years.

me too (http://www.gimehost.com/I7hvWHLbtz0wWxQhkU0V)
That's a very nice laugh

Hehe, everyonce in while me and my friends try to out lounge each other. It lead to a song called "Inappropriate," which if I did the lyrics here none of you would ever talk to me again...


You know I would. Lounge singer....

guess which one's my dad (http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9851/popsbandjpg28zo.jpg)

http://media.putfile.com/romp20

?

haha...okay, that growl reminded me of in The Lion King when Simba tries to scare the lizzard.

He was the Key Grip, I was just a grip/electric. I did almost two weeks without gloves, my hands where messed up by the end. Having done it I'd much rather AC or do sound.ahh...been there. No fun. I don't really like doing sound myself...trained for lighting and set work, go figure. And a good amount of electrical stuff as a result


me too
haha...very cute.

You know I would. Lounge singer....

guess which one's my dad (http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9851/popsbandjpg28zo.jpg)
the one in the dress?

*ducks*
edit: Where are her legs?:confused:

haha...okay, that growl reminded me of in The Lion King when Simba tries to scare the lizzard.

Haven't seen it, so eh.

That's a very nice laugh

Thanks sugar....you have given me the gift of laughter many many times.:D

With that initial huff, I thought you were going to fake an orgasm or something. Talk about disappointment.
Well, at least you didn't have to suffer through the disappointment of being promised a teasing in a sexy bedroom voice and getting nothing.



Aww, don't be mad, Topher. I got a laugh out of it. That's something. Right? Right? :( *goes off to bed sighing & pointing Topher (yes, with her finger) to her TG-Inbox where there's lots of room for a really good linky and where no nosy onlookers & over-hearers can disturb this tender budding love affair* :fluffle: :p

You know I would. Lounge singer....

guess which one's my dad (http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9851/popsbandjpg28zo.jpg)
I remember this photo, but all I remember is being wrong. Now I'm too gunshy to try again (because I don't remember who I picked). They look cool though

the one in the dress?

*ducks*
edit: Where are her legs?:confused:

lmao....I never noticed her legs....or lack thereof

I remember this photo, but all I remember is being wrong. Now I'm too gunshy to try again (because I don't remember who I picked). They look cool though


lets just say he was the black sheep of the family.....

lmao....I never noticed her legs....or lack thereof

Holy shit, I thought that metal pipe was her left foot. Maybe she's standing on it?

ahh...been there. No fun. I don't really like doing sound myself...trained for lighting and set work, go figure. And a good amount of electrical stuff as a result

My college wasn't very vocational. I was really trained (if you really can be) as a playwright and screenwriter with enough production to say they tried. Most of the real training has been on set. I would have thought I'd end up doing sound because I have a background in music including recording, but the only thing I've done is hold a boom in a fix. I have done AC (though I was still payed PA money, and PA credit) and I dug that.

Well, at least you didn't have to suffer through the disappointment of being promised a teasing in a sexy bedroom voice and getting nothing.



Aww, don't be mad, Topher. I got a laugh out of it. That's something. Right? Right? :( *goes off to bed sighing & pointing Topher (yes, with her finger) to her TG-Inbox where there's lots of room for a really good linky and where no nosy onlookers & over-hearers can disturb this tender budding love affair* :fluffle: :p

Hahaha. Maybe later, when I think of something less stupid, OK? ;) :p

lets just say he was the black sheep of the family.....
Ah, got it. Cool

My college wasn't very vocational. I was really trained (if you really can be) as a playwright and screenwriter with enough production to say they tried. Most of the real training has been on set. I would have thought I'd end up doing sound because I have a background in music including recording, but the only thing I've done is hold a boom in a fix. I have done AC (though I was still payed PA money, and PA credit) and I dug that.
yeah, I got trained on the job how to design lights...Into The Woods, with over 100 lighting changes in the first song. And no computer. Trial by fire, anyone? Now I usually do volunteer work for community theater and high school when I have the time...You will appreciate this: http://www.fullbodycast.org/index2.html

Thanks sugar....you have given me the gift of laughter many many times.:D
Sweet, I live in NorCal with hippies and health folk, so no one uses the word 'sugar' around here without disdain. It's cool to see it in another context.

yeah, I got trained on the job how to design lights...Into The Woods, with over 100 lighting changes in the first song. And no computer. Trial by fire, anyone? Now I usually do volunteer work for community theater and high school when I have the time...You will appreciate this: http://www.fullbodycast.org/index2.html
I used to work at a theater that had Rocky, but I didn't work the weekends (when I was a Turtle) so I didn't know we had an all female cast on Saturdays. So I came to pick up my buddy on Saturday and was talking to one of the cast members that recognized me for some reason. I didn't think anything of it until she lent her cape to a passer by and she stood in her Frankenwhatever costume. Since I was 18 at the time I maintianed for about as long as I could (15, 20 seconds) and then made an exit...

I used to work at a theater that had Rocky, but I didn't work the weekends (when I was a Turtle) so I didn't know we had an all female cast on Saturdays. So I came to pick up my buddy on Saturday and was talking to one of the cast members that recognized me for some reason. I didn't think anything of it until she lent her cape to a passer by and she stood in her Frankenwhatever costume. Since I was 18 at the time I maintianed for about as long as I could (15, 20 seconds) and then made an exit...
damn...I just realized that link doesn't go to the page I wanted...my bad.
click on the cast and tech link at the top in the red bar, then the Tekkie Gospel. Sorry about that.

Sarkanator....what do you think we'll have to do to persuade Straughn to record a little somethin for us?

Sarkanator....what do you think we'll have to do to persuade Straughn to record a little somethin for us?
another story from me, probably...haha. I'll start thinking of a good one

damn...I just realized that link doesn't go to the page I wanted...my bad.
click on the cast and tech link at the top in the red bar, then the Tekkie Gospel. Sorry about that.
Ah, that makes more sense...having been both a director and a techie, this made me laugh probably the most-

Listen carefully to the instructions of the Director as to how he wants things done - then do it the right way. In the days of thy work, he will see thy wisdom, give himself the credit, and rejoice.

Ah, that makes more sense...having been both a director and a techie, this made me laugh probably the most-
I showed my director that one. He told me to shut up, and they actually were his ideas, not mine.

I walked away laughing.

Incase this topic is still, on topic with the first post.

- English (http://www.bestsharing.com/files/ms0013885/english udhr.WMA.html)
- Sumerian (http://www.bestsharing.com/files/ms0013887/sumer udhr.WMA.html)

I should note that that is the closest Sumerian translation I can get [at this time[/i]. Eventually I'll have modernised the language and can apply that version, if I so choose. Until then, what is there, is a somewhat rough translation into the 5000 year old version of Sumerian.
Enjoy it, even though you can tell I'm slightly struggeling to keep pace.

http://media.putfile.com/drunk-19

Hehehe, very cute. All that's missing is a couple fluffles. :p

cute, i know!
there's actually a video to go with... ;)

My computer apparently doesn't play well with others, all I got was "Okay!" But even then, sounded like you cats where having fun.

EDIT: A quick reload and I got more, though no PM giggles...

you could try downloading it rather than streaming it if that'd help

ahahaha..Glitz, your voice is deeper than I expected. And Huw, you're dirty;)
tell me something i don't know ;)
though she should have spotted it, really... she's 94% dirty and i'm a mere 80% after all!

ladies and gentlemen, we have reached a new high...flirting via sound files

god i love the internet :p


All of the talk of 'bedroom' voices (and that I can only hear half of it...computer doesn't play well with pufile...) made me record this-
Aw yeah... (http://www.gimehost.com/mC6dU2rMzEZUQN7KB5Ys)

Now I should warn you...


lmao! :p
*more giggles* ;) (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/hehehe.mp3)

lmao! :p
*more giggles* ;) (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/hehehe.mp3)
Quality!

EDIT: I clicked it again and got the whole thing. That's a very diabolical giggle, very nice...

Quality!

EDIT: I clicked it again and got the whole thing. That's a very diabolical giggle, very nice...
haha :D
i have just so many different giggles and laughs (and types of smile too, apparently)... from the classic dirty-old-man laugh to the scary version, to the actual crazy scary laugh... ah, so many (ask glitz ;))

haha :D
i have just so many different giggles and laughs (and types of smile too, apparently)... from the classic dirty-old-man laugh to the scary version, to the actual crazy scary laugh... ah, so many (ask glitz ;))
Apparently I have a chuckle that means I'm about to make fun of somebody, but I can't do it at will.

Apparently I have a chuckle that means I'm about to make fun of somebody, but I can't do it at will.

ohh...I have that too. It's very distinct and those who have suffered its aftermath before, tend to run away quickly.

IL Ruffino and Dost, I cant get either of your links to play.....anyone else have that problem'?

IL Ruffino and Dost, I cant get either of your links to play.....anyone else have that problem'?
I got the Dost, but Il Ruffino is on Putfile, which means that I would have to update my OS...apparently...

Maybe that's why that Java game I downloaded won't work either...

I got the Dost, but Il Ruffino is on Putfile, which means that I would have to update my OS...apparently...

Maybe that's why that Java game I downloaded won't work either...


And have you been to bed yet?!

IL Ruffino and Dost, I cant get either of your links to play.....anyone else have that problem'?
I can't get either, either. :(
Ruffino: Putfile just sits there and doesn't play. I guess now I have what the others have complained about yesterday.
Dost: It's still pretending to download, but I don't believe it. Doesn't matter if I click the link or copy&paste it either. Aw, that would've been the first Sumerian I ever heard in my life.

Maybe you guys can try with (wait for it) gimehost.com? I swear I'm not getting paid by them, but they seem to be one of the few sites that didn't give most people problems. (Sorry, Maineiacs. :()

And have you been to bed yet?!
That'd be a no. Between gigs I slowly revert to vampire mode and end up staying up all night and sleeping all day. I think it comes from growing up in a city that had 115 degree summer days and being a slacker.

What sucks is having to jar myself back into a normal patern when work starts up again. I never get to start on 'French hours' (where we film all night instead of all day-I don't know why it's called that), where I'd be set. I'm watching Adult Swim cycle back through and looking at Porsche victory posters for no apparent reason...

That'd be a no. Between gigs I slowly revert to vampire mode and end up staying up all night and sleeping all day. I think it comes from growing up in a city that had 115 degree summer days and being a slacker.

What sucks is having to jar myself back into a normal patern when work starts up again. I never get to start on 'French hours' (where we film all night instead of all day-I don't know why it's called that), where I'd be set. I'm watching Adult Swim cycle back through and looking at Porsche victory posters for no apparent reason...


Ah I remember those days. Back when I was in the restaurant business. Up all night...sleep all day. *Reminisces *

ahahaha..Glitz, your voice is deeper than I expected. And Huw, you're dirty ;) tell me something i don't know ;)
though she should have spotted it, really... she's 94% dirty and i'm a mere 80% after all!
Yeah... I so didn't spot it... not at all... *cough* you should know by now that my dirtyness is hidden behind well acted innocence *wink* :P
And I think that was about the least dirty conversation we had all day.
Okay, so that's a lie... But, on the scale of dirtyness all day... ;) :p

And Sark, I bet you were expecting something giggly and girly. Actually, half the day I probably did sound giggly and girly. Or just hysterical with laughter :P :D
But yeah, I sound all deep and strange....

I might record something later on... Try and do something make my voice sound better....

lmao! :p
*more giggles* ;) (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/hehehe.mp3)
Lol! :D :fluffle:

ok so you get 3 for 1 on this deal.....I tried to wait for some quiet time, but apparently there's no such thing 'round here.

http://www.gimehost.com/jXA3HP5UDWGjcP0WuUwW



Very Nice!! Thanks! We want more....:D

Hahaha. Maybe later, when I think of something less stupid, OK? ;) :p

Everybody - he did it. He actually and really and seriously did it.

And he sounds wonderful. As I've known all along he would, of course.


Just wanted to make sure you're all jealous now. :p

Everybody - he did it. He actually and really and seriously did it.

And he sounds wonderful. As I've known all along he would, of course.


Just wanted to make sure you're all jealous now. :p

You should hear his Eminem impression. :p

You should hear his Eminem impression. :p
Dude, what do you think he sent me? Duh.

Dude, what do you think he sent me? Duh.

Pfff, it's got nothing on live, unrehearsed MSN voice convo mimics.

Pfff, it's got nothing on live, unrehearsed MSN voice convo mimics.
Well, it can't get anymore unrehearsed than flubbing the lyrics to 8 Mile, can it? Lemme tell ya, it was bad.

Well, it can't get anymore unrehearsed than flubbing the lyrics to 8 Mile, can it? Lemme tell ya, it was bad.

...8 Mile, you say? That's what he was doing over MSN months ago!

*kicks Kan for lack of originality*

...8 Mile, you say? That's what he was doing over MSN months ago!

*kicks Kan for lack of originality*
Are you telling me that after all this wheedling and grovelling all I got was some reheated shtick he's used on other chicks for months? :eek: That little bastard. :mad:

Are you telling me that after all this wheedling and grovelling all I got was some reheated shtick he's used on other chicks for months? :eek: That little bastard. :mad:
ROFLMAO! Aahahaha! Priceless! :D

ROFLMAO! Aahahaha! Priceless! :D

Eut, if you want to make "priceless" jokes, use the damn Mastercard thread and don't trample my crushed feelings here, will ya? :mad: :p

Are you telling me that after all this wheedling and grovelling all I got was some reheated shtick he's used on other chicks for months? :eek: That little bastard. :mad:

Well, I dunno if he's done it to Pri or Shaed (I've never asked). It's entirely possible.

*laughs maniacally*

Well, I dunno if he's done it to Pri or Shaed (I've never asked). It's entirely possible.

*laughs maniacally*
I'm glad you get so much enjoyment out of this.

Hear that?

That was the sound of my little heart breaking into a thousand little pieces.

I'm glad you get so much enjoyment out of this.

Hear that?

That was the sound of my little heart breaking into a thousand little pieces.

Well, I, er...

*runs*

Well, I, er...

*runs*
^ *points* He broke it! Yes sir, I saw him do it!


Heh. I wanted to write "You break it, you buy it" but that would've been just creepy. :p

*blushes some more* And yes, sadly she has decided that she needs a NS time-out. I guess RL called (heresy!). But she's still checking in, just not posting, so everybody look up and wave and say "Hi, SoWiBi!" :p

Indeed... that is so wrong! I actually LIKE SoWiBi!

Come back, SoWiBi... :(

Indeed... that is so wrong! I actually LIKE SoWiBi!

Come back, SoWiBi... :(
SoWiBi iz da BOMB! She's lurking. Count on it! :D

Yeah... I so didn't spot it... not at all... *cough* you should know by now that my dirtyness is hidden behind well acted innocence *wink* :P
And I think that was about the least dirty conversation we had all day.
Okay, so that's a lie... But, on the scale of dirtyness all day... ;) :p

And Sark, I bet you were expecting something giggly and girly. Actually, half the day I probably did sound giggly and girly. Or just hysterical with laughter :P :D
But yeah, I sound all deep and strange....

I might record something later on... Try and do something make my voice sound better....


Lol! :D :fluffle:
haha...no, you just sound much older than I was thinking. Oh, and your halo is a bit crooked;)

haha...no, you just sound much older than I was thinking. Oh, and your halo is a bit crooked;)
heh, okay then :P i still think i sound strange but at least other people don't :p
has it snapped in half, tilted and started to look like two horns again? damn I hate it when it does that...

heh, okay then :P i still think i sound strange but at least other people don't :p
has it snapped in half, tilted and started to look like two horns again? damn I hate it when it does that...
yeah...a little...And why do you have a pointy tail and trident?

heh, okay then :P i still think i sound strange but at least other people don't :p
has it snapped in half, tilted and started to look like two horns again? damn I hate it when it does that...
You should try my strategy, namely claiming supreme and total authority over the universe, then insisting that this gives you divine right and thus, anyone who says you are wrong will be treated to an excruciating death. People will stop noticing the discrepancy after a few weeks, just try it... :p

yeah...a little...And why do you have a pointy tail and trident?
Uh, it's undercover... ness so that I can go and blend in with the evil, corrupt people and turn them good... yeah...
Or maybe it's something to do with Huw... though, actually, I can think of far better outfits to wear with Huw... hahaha ;-) :-P

You should try my strategy, namely claiming supreme and total authority over the universe, then insisting that this gives you divine right and thus, anyone who says you are wrong will be treated to an excruciating death. People will stop noticing the discrepancy after a few weeks, just try it... :p
Interesting.....
.... I mean, you sadistic person! :eek: good cover up... *pats self on back*

One thing, if it's your strategy, how am I gonna claim supreme and total authority if you've already claimed it?

Uh, it's undercover... ness so that I can go and blend in with the evil, corrupt people and turn them good... yeah...
Or maybe it's something to do with Huw... though, actually, I can think of far better outfits to wear with Huw... hahaha ;-) :-P
:eek:

nurse glitz I presume?;)

One thing, if it's your strategy, how am I gonna claim supreme and total authority if you've already claimed it?
Ah. See, that's the minor snag. You'd have to lead a coup d'état...I might permit a little one if it were all in fun, and I might even agree to kill you relatively painlessly afterwards. Or I can consent to be, uh, tricked into giving up power for a short while... I'll leave you to think of methods though. :p

[You did notice the note in Devlyn's sig, right? Just trying to avoid confusion among those less intelligent than myself, i.e. everyone.]

:eek:

nurse glitz I presume?;)
ahahaha :D that's either a laugh at your sarcasm (if your shock is sarcasm, as I assume - you should know me by now) or a laugh at you really being shocked :p

well, I am so kind and caring - I'd make the perfect nurse... ;) my ultimate innocence would be cause for school-girlness, right? and, uh, what can I use as a cause for corsets? I'll have to spend some time... uh, pondering this...

Ah. See, that's the minor snag. You'd have to lead a coup d'état...I might permit a little one if it were all in fun, and I might even agree to kill you relatively painlessly afterwards. Or I can consent to be, uh, tricked into giving up power for a short while... I'll leave you to think of methods though. :p

[You did notice the note in Devlyn's sig, right? Just trying to avoid confusion among those less intelligent than myself, i.e. everyone.]
ha...even without the sig, I'm pretty sure the whole "declaring myself ruler of the universe" thing just screams Czardas

Ah. See, that's the minor snag. You'd have to lead a coup d'état...I might permit a little one if it were all in fun, and I might even agree to kill you relatively painlessly afterwards. Or I can consent to be, uh, tricked into giving up power for a short while... I'll leave you to think of methods though. :p

[You did notice the note in Devlyn's sig, right? Just trying to avoid confusion among those less intelligent than myself, i.e. everyone.]
Me? Think of methods to trick you? I don't think I could...
there we go... flatter his ego and lull him into a false sense of security... perfect....

ha...even without the sig, I'm pretty sure the whole "declaring myself ruler of the universe" thing just screams CzardasYes, I know that. But I can hardly expect anyone with an IQ of below 200 to realise that. [/patronising voice]

Actually, you'd be surprised how many people don't read and just skim over important things... especially here. The short attention spans people have these days, by Mod...

Ooh! Shiny object!

Me? Think of methods to trick you? I don't think I could...
Oh, of course you could. You know, such as quietly breaking into the Imperial Palace, replacing a camera with an ion cannon, then stealing a guard's uniform and waiting nearby to trigger it when I happen to walk through the area, then claiming I named you as a temporary substitute during my recovery. That kind of thing.
These types are easy to see through... just give them plans so you'll know exactly what they'll be doing, and how to lay traps for them. I've dealt with people like this before. Plus there's the minor fact that my ego is so overinflated already it's simply not possible to add any more air. :P

That soft accent of yours makes little fingers run up and down my spine! :D

And it sounds as if your original accent was modified somewhat by having learned British English. Is that at all accurate??

It is accurate. I was taught by an English lady when I first moved to the States. :)

It is accurate. I was taught by an English lady when I first moved to the States. :)
You should send her a gift of some sort. She did a great job! :D

It is accurate. I was taught by an English lady when I first moved to the States. :)

You might be happy to know that my co-workers were rather impressed when I found a way to use some of the Polish you taught me. :)

Czardas, do we know what you sound like yet?

Oh, and I was going to post that longer sound clip of me last night, but I think it got deleted, which sucks.....so instead, I could just read you guys my text messages from my boyfriend, or let you listen to a dog chew on the microphone.....

Okay, me first I suppose......
Smunkee (http://media.putfile.com/smunkee-reading)

Oklahoma
You sound like you're from Illinois. And 17 years old. I now have an image of you in my head because you sound a bit like a girl I know.

I'm from Alberta, Canada.
Article 1. (http://rapidshare.de/files/15739782/articleone.wav.html)

You sound like... an Alberta Canadian. (Though I've only ever heard Alberta Canadians and French Canadians speak, so that tell you nothing.)

or oddly enough, do a google on "Keruvalia speaks".
Yay! A southern USian who doesn't sound like a parody! You remind me of some character from Forrest Gump, possibly Forrest Gump.

Here ya go, (http://goto.glocalnet.net/fass1/fass.mp3) ya little copycat.
ANTHONY HOPKINS!!!

here we go...

moi (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pure%20metal/PM%20voice%20march06.mp3)
Very funny!

You sound like you're from Illinois. And 17 years old. I now have an image of you in my head because you sound a bit like a girl I know.

First I have never been to Illinois, so I don't know how people talk there.

Second, why does everyone keep saying "17" ? I mean that creeps me out, I know I sound young, but the fact that everyone pin points 17 (and not 16, or 18 or 15 3/4 is weird right?)


and third.......what does this girl look like?

Simonist']Czardas, do we know what you sound like yet?

I do. Behold! Czardas! (http://www.gimehost.com/r1v7rSQacjUaqxU9jfZJ) :p

First I have never been to Illinois, so I don't know how people talk there.

Second, why does everyone keep saying "17" ? I mean that creeps me out, I know I sound young, but the fact that everyone pin points 17 (and not 16, or 18 or 15 3/4 is weird right?)


and third.......what does this girl look like?

Maybe because you do actually sound like a 17 year old :p

If it's any help I don't think I pinpointed an actual age - I long ago gave up making age guesses... pissed too many people off it think *ashamed look*

I do. Behold! Czardas! (http://www.gimehost.com/r1v7rSQacjUaqxU9jfZJ) :p
Strangely, it's exactly how I imagined....

I do. Behold! Czardas! (http://www.gimehost.com/r1v7rSQacjUaqxU9jfZJ) :p
What a disappointment. :p

And yes, I only logged in to say that. Buh-bye.

What a disappointment. :p

And yes, I only logged in to say that. Buh-bye.

Hey, it amused me. ;)

Roar (on Gime) (http://www.gimehost.com/iBmtcpdI1E4uTLtdRZR6)
Roar (on putfile) (http://media.putfile.com/roar1)
no laughing:(

and Czar, I always thought a bit more "stewie" and a bit less "chris"

Roar (on Gime) (http://www.gimehost.com/iBmtcpdI1E4uTLtdRZR6)
Roar (on putfile) (http://media.putfile.com/roar1)
no laughing:(

and Czar, I always thought a bit more "stewie" and a bit less "chris"

That's a freakin' awesome growl! :D

Roar (on Gime) (http://www.gimehost.com/iBmtcpdI1E4uTLtdRZR6)
Roar (on putfile) (http://media.putfile.com/roar1)
no laughing:(




Oh behave! (http://161.58.5.90/austin/behave.wav)

That's a freakin' awesome growl! :D
haha...thanks

Oh behave!
:fluffle:

Sark- your growl scared my dog LOL. :p

Roar (on Gime) (http://www.gimehost.com/iBmtcpdI1E4uTLtdRZR6)
Roar (on putfile) (http://media.putfile.com/roar1)
no laughing:(

Wow... *is in awe*
:fluffle: <- I feel you deserve a.. uh, congratulatory fluffles *nods*

Sark- your growl scared my dog LOL. :p
hahaha...poor dog

Wow... *is in awe*
:fluffle:<- I feel you deserve a.. uh, congratulatory fluffles *nods*
haha...right. Congratulatory. Beware, lest Huw will strangle me with my own intestines.

of course, I could teach him how to do it....

:eek:

nurse glitz I presume?;)
huh? ;) (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/spongebathbetty.JPG)

huh? ;) (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/spongebathbetty.JPG)

Shibbity-shibbity...

:( :eek: :rolleyes: :(

I'll do a recording tomorrow morning if I have time. Any requests? :p

I'll do a recording tomorrow morning if I have time. Any requests? :p
Sean Connery impression?

I'll do a recording tomorrow morning if I have time. Any requests? :p

How bo some rap lyrics? ;)


Just talk to us...pretend youre leaving a mesage for someone.

haha...right. Congratulatory. Beware, lest Huw will strangle me with my own intestines.

of course, I could teach him how to do it....
Why should I beware? You're the one getting strangled.... :P

Anyhoo, if you count up all the fluffles I've given Huw and compare it... there really is no comparison. Especially if we say that RL ones count for more. We'd literally be talking thousands here, what with having fluffles on msn as well. Seriously, it's quite a scary thought actually.... :eek: :p
hmm.... interesting... ;-)

Sean Connery impression?

LOL Not bad. I might actually do it. Hell, if I get enough requests here, maybe I'll do one long recording of nothing but requests.

How bo some rap lyrics? ;)


Just talk to us...pretend youre leaving a mesage for someone.

I actually like reading lyrics. You can tell good songwriting if the song still works when just spoken. Crappy songwriting can be funny as hell, though, when simply spoken.

Why should I beware? You're the one getting strangled.... :P

Anyhoo, if you count up all the fluffles I've given Huw and compare it... there really is no comparison. Especially if we say that RL ones count for more. We'd literally be talking thousands here, what with having fluffles on msn as well. Seriously, it's quite a scary thought actually.... :eek: :p
hmm.... interesting... ;-)
ah i wouldn't strangle him... too tired right now :P
you better hope i don't get a good night's sleep sarky ;) :p

but thats true... i actually considered searching and counting up the ones in msn convo history, but then i realised a) i'm lazy, and b) there are 4 more sets of histories to seach through :D
and the RL ones definatley count for... ooh... 50 fluffles? i say we're into the millions here! :eek: :p

Why should I beware? You're the one getting strangled.... :P

Anyhoo, if you count up all the fluffles I've given Huw and compare it... there really is no comparison. Especially if we say that RL ones count for more. We'd literally be talking thousands here, what with having fluffles on msn as well. Seriously, it's quite a scary thought actually.... :eek: :p
hmm.... interesting... ;-)
hahaha...touche

ah i wouldn't strangle him... too tired right now :P
you better hope i don't get a good night's sleep sarky Haha...thats it, I'm going to pay to have glitz driven to your house.

Haha...thats it, I'm going to pay to have glitz driven to your house.
lol!! :p

(i wasn't expecting that... but good idea! :D :D)

huh? ;) (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/spongebathbetty.JPG)
I (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/dranitalay.JPG) prefer (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/wellcare.jpg) these (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/headnurse.JPG) ones (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/vinylnurse-l.jpg) personally (http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/gothicnurse.jpg) ;)

and the RL ones definatley count for... ooh... 50 fluffles? i say we're into the millions here! :eek: :p
In all seriousness, probably something like that, yes :p :fluffle:

Haha...thats it, I'm going to pay to have glitz driven to your house.
I wish!
Saying stuff like that when you can't carry through though is just plain mean... :P especially when I need to kiss him for the smiley mood he's putting me in on msn!
and when I, you know, need other stuff with all this talk of nurses and growling and tiring Huw out and stuff... mmmm... *ponders* ;-) :P

I suppose that's not all that different from here...though profanity so depends on context to make it vulgar or not. Nonetheless, I think the most vulgar word in the English language is '****'. I just hate that word.
I love that word! It's one of the few genuinely offensive insults we have left!

:eek: :rolleyes: :( :mad: :headbang:

Im going to regret this but.. http://media.putfile.com/n4-110

This is my drunken Christmas..:eek:

:( Killed convo..

:( Killed convo..


no not at all....its just that the file doesnt work. We cant hear you. Might wanna use that gime thing

no not at all....its just that the file doesnt work. We cant hear you. Might wanna use that gime thing
hmm.. gimme a linky

...You're as nasal as I am. :p
Lol, you've got a punk voice don't you?

Here's mine. I'm from California (kind of). My apologies to those of you that are French or Italian...

English (http://media.putfile.com/Rameria_English)

So goddamn Californian.

It was a pain in the ass to get this onto here! :p

Forrest (http://media.putfile.com/Forrest)

I was born in Tennessee, USA, but have been all over. People from up North say I sound like a Southerner. People from the South say I sound like a Yankee. People from the Midwest just look at me in a puzzled sort of way. :D
You sound Canadian to me. You have a good voice.

hmm.. gimme a linky

http://www.gimehost.com/

sorry im slow...im cooking

Hopefully I can gank my roommate's mic again and tell you all I am neither angry, nor a fruit salad..

@ Ruffino: man, you really have no luck with putfile, huh? Both sorts of files not playing.

@ Dost: I could access your links now & thusly have heard my first Sumerian sample ever. It's, um, interesting. Though it would certainly come second to French in a beauty contest. :p

@ Sark: Oh. My. God. That was the awesomest grrrrrrrowl ever! Now granted, it'd probably make me laugh rather than drop my clothes, but damn, it's good. It's almost lifelike :eek:. Do you speak Spanish by any chance? Because you'd have a killer rolling "r".

@ Cluichstan: Hm, remember way back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and this thread was still on its first pages? You said you could do both a sexy Irish and a sexy Scottish accent. So prove it, if you please. :p Neither is represented here yet, which really is a terrible shame. (Oh, and if you can't do both, stick with the Irish. Yum.)

@ Shotagon: I seem to remember being promised some more of that American Cool. ;)

@ Peechland: We need more Peechland! Nobody even noticed you had a cold, so that excuse won't work anymore. :)
Oh, and I remember you mentioning that you had this "switch", like when you talk to people for the first time you'd try to keep the Southern accent in check but after a while it just popped up again? I totally have that too. I grew up in the Southern part of Germany (hey, so we're fellow Southerners! :p) and when I moved here I managed to get rid of my accent pretty well & quickly. For years, I spoke a pretty damn impeccable standard german. Then I spent a year in the US and while there my German kept deteriorating and all that was left in the end was the old accent. That was weird, like it had been hardwired into my brain and only been covered up a bit by the non-accent. So these days, I still use my "good German" with people I've just met (or on silly soundfile recordings for NS General ;)), but I've gotten terribly lazy around those I already know. It's as if I think "Oh well, they know I can do it if I want to, so why bother actually doing it?" Yay for laziness.:p


ETA: Yes I know I should cut down on the smileys. I'll start tomorrow.

@ Sark: Oh. My. God. That was the awesomest grrrrrrrowl ever! Now granted, it'd probably make me laugh rather than drop my clothes, but damn, it's good. It's almost lifelike :eek:. Do you speak Spanish by any chance? Because you'd have a killer rolling "r".
haha...I do a bit of spanish, and that is actually where I learned to do the growl. Its fun to do, and usually makes people laugh. Rolling tongue/r's are good for many things. And with NSG's collective guttermind, I'm sure you can come up with several ways to use it that I never have.

Rolling tongue/r's are good for many things. And with NSG's collective guttermind, I'm sure you can come up with several ways to use it that I never have.
You know, I actually can, but I refuse to believe that you never used it for that. :p

@ Dost: I could access your links now & thusly have heard my first Sumerian sample ever. It's, um, interesting. Though it would certainly come second to French in a beauty contest. :p


Lol, thanks. It's pretty piss poor Sumerian if you ask me, but I guess I'm my own worse critic.
It doesn't even match the phrase very well. I had to replace things like brotherhood with humanity, and reason with good judgement.
I got it as close as possible though.
If anyone else is having problems I can try and upload it elsewhere.

In the spirit of playing along with things I'm not involved in, I've made a rowr (http://www.gimehost.com/5vsDsk8JgpO6O59cwciC).

Now, since I don't have a seductive bone in my body (see what I did there? anyway...) this isn't seductive but rather something I used to do to tease my little white kitty who would stalk the wilds of my apartment. We figured, since she liked tv, she must of seen a nature documentary on snow leapords and came to that conclusion...

In the spirit of playing along with things I'm not involved in, I've made a rowr (http://www.gimehost.com/5vsDsk8JgpO6O59cwciC).

Now, since I don't have a seductive bone in my body (see what I did there? anyway...) this isn't seductive but rather something I used to do to tease my little white kitty who would stalk the wilds of my apartment. We figured, since she liked tv, she must of seen a nature documentary on snow leapords and came to that conclusion...
ahaha...that's pretty good.

Well, I dunno if he's done it to Pri or Shaed (I've never asked). It's entirely possible.

*laughs maniacally*

Heh, I didn't give her an Eminem impersonation. It would be rather difficult to impersonate the lyrics of 8 Mile anyway, considering that it's a movie, not a song. :p

I'm afraid you're still alone in hearing the Eminem impersonation, Pot. :D

Although, hmm....i'm almost tempted to record a real rap...

Haha :p

In the spirit of playing along with things I'm not involved in, I've made a rowr (http://www.gimehost.com/5vsDsk8JgpO6O59cwciC).

Now, since I don't have a seductive bone in my body (see what I did there? anyway...) this isn't seductive but rather something I used to do to tease my little white kitty who would stalk the wilds of my apartment. We figured, since she liked tv, she must of seen a nature documentary on snow leapords and came to that conclusion...
I'm told guys aren't so hot for being called "cute", but that was really adorable. :) You think she really thought she was a snow leopard? Well, if you roared at her like that often enough, I'm sure she at least had a very satisfying rowr going on.

Foiled your compliment fishing, didn't I?

Heh, I didn't give her an Eminem impersonation.
:eek:
Now you tell me.

I'm told guys aren't so hot for being called "cute", but that was really adorable. :) You think she really thought she was a snow leopard? Well, if you roared at her like that often enough, I'm sure she at least had a very satisfying rowr going on.

Foiled your compliment fishing, didn't I?
She hated it. I'm pretty sure she knew we where making fun of her, and she liked to think of herself as rough and tumble. (we got her when, as a tiny abandoned kitten, she attacked my roommates girlfriend. I kept saying that was sign of her evilness, but no one listened to me.)

I really just wanted to make the bone joke, I've never been a good fisherman....

She hated it. I'm pretty sure she knew we where making fun of her, and she liked to think of herself as rough and tumble. (we got her when, as a tiny abandoned kitten, she attacked my roommates girlfriend. I kept saying that was sign of her evilness, but no one listened to me.)

I really just wanted to make the bone joke, I've never been a good fisherman....
Um, okay.
Now I feel exceedingly stupid. What the hell is the bone joke? I've seen you do that "see what I just did?" thing several times and every single time I was too dimwitted to in fact see anything, so now I thought I finally got it. Curses, foiled again.

Now, since I don't have a seductive bone in my body (see what I did there? anyway...)

^ The bone joke.

It made me laugh out loud, anyway. :p

^ The bone joke.

It made me laugh out loud, anyway. :p
I was going to reply with "well, the seductive bone isn't "inside" the body perse...well, not your body anyway"

but decided it was a bit graphic.

wait a tick...

Um, okay.
Now I feel exceedingly stupid. What the hell is the bone joke? I've seen you do that "see what I just did?" thing several times and every single time I was too dimwitted to in fact see anything, so now I thought I finally got it. Curses, foiled again.
Don't worry about it.
If you're not a native english speaker, and sometimes if you're not an American, you don't really have a chance with half of them. It's just word play, kinda like puns, sometimes making reference to slang that is used around here. So you're not dimwited, just not Californian. And half the time I'm really just amusing myself. In this instance, just think what relation 'bone' and 'seductive' might have. It's not terribly funny, so you'll be a little dissapointed...

I was going to reply with "well, the seductive bone isn't "inside" the body perse...well, not your body anyway"

but decided it was a bit graphic.

wait a tick...
Quality

Okay, guys, seriously?

Not that funny.

I can't believe I put any white text let alone brain power into trying to avoid embarrassement by actually figuring out the point of hilarity there.


Seriously. Men. :rolleyes: :p

Okay, guys, seriously?

Not that funny.

I can't believe I put any white text let alone brain power into trying to avoid embarrassement by actually figuring out the point of hilarity there.


Seriously. Men. :rolleyes: :p
you're just jealous that we can get this much non-sexual pleasure out of our genitals;)

Okay, guys, seriously?

Not that funny.

I can't believe I put any white text let alone brain power into trying to avoid embarrassement by actually figuring out the point of hilarity there.


Seriously. Men. :rolleyes: :p
Told you...;)

Okay, guys, seriously?

Not that funny.

I can't believe I put any white text let alone brain power into trying to avoid embarrassement by actually figuring out the point of hilarity there.


Seriously. Men. :rolleyes: :p

It wasn't hilarious enough to make a big deal of it, but eh, it merited a laugh from me. Puns are fun.

Oh alright. Humour-dispensing fluffles all around. ;)

I do. Behold! Czardas! (http://www.gimehost.com/r1v7rSQacjUaqxU9jfZJ) :p
BZZZZZT!

/Cluichstan is forcibly removed from the stage with one of those cane thingies we always see in the cartoons/

Incorrect. Next applicant?

Simonist']Czardas, do we know what you sound like yet?
No. And you aren't going to, unless you decide to actually send me a mike (or visit the East Coast to stalk me out, whichever comes first). :p

@ Shotagon: I seem to remember being promised some more of that American Cool. ;) Ah yes, sorry about being so long. I still think I sound strange on the compy... :p

http://media.putfile.com/shotagon

So goddamn Californian.

Am I? Out of curiosity, what is it about my voice that you think is typically Californian?

Incorrect. Next applicant?

http://www.badongo.com/file/331041 ?

(download link is at the top. it's a little hard to spot)

http://www.badongo.com/file/331041 ?

(download link is at the top. it's a little hard to spot)
aaaahahahaha

http://www.badongo.com/file/331041 ?

(download link is at the top. it's a little hard to spot)
Quality.

http://www.badongo.com/file/331041 ?

(download link is at the top. it's a little hard to spot)

Wow- thats exactly what I thought he sounded like:eek:

CTOaN.....you got anything else ? I think the buttered corncob bit did me in last night. I was chuckling about it while brushing my teeth...


see....who says we dont think about NSers outside the forum!

CTOaN.....you got anything else ? I think the buttered corncob bit did me in last night. I was chuckling about it while brushing my teeth...


see....who says we dont think about NSers outside the forum!
haha...just thinking about it makes me a bit giddy.

By the way, I TGed Straughn to tell him your new nickname and request his presence here. I mentioned that I am not above bribes and/or begging

haha...just thinking about it makes me a bit giddy.

By the way, I TGed Straughn to tell him your new nickname and request his presence here. I mentioned that I am not above bribes and/or begging

haha! I was just bribing him with Cookie Crisp in another thread! I should have mentioned the "I have outfits" thing again....drat. I cant wait to hear him:D ...*is giddy*

CTOaN.....you got anything else ? I think the buttered corncob bit did me in last night. I was chuckling about it while brushing my teeth...


see....who says we dont think about NSers outside the forum!
Did you see the 'rowr' thing on the top of the last page?

I was actually coming in here to see if there was another trend in the recording that would give me an idea. I don't have anything yet...

haha! I was just bribing him with Cookie Crisp in another thread! I should have mentioned the "I have outfits" thing again....drat. I cant wait to hear him:D ...*is giddy*
I haven't offered anything specific yet, but I'm sure he wants a good anecdote.

Did you see the 'rowr' thing on the top of the last page?

I was actually coming in here to see if there was another trend in the recording that would give me an idea. I don't have anything yet...


*checks the rowr*

LOL.........thats great!! I just said it outloud here and got a raised eyebrow look-haha!

i think we should record us singing th ABC song or We should ask a question and then the next poster has to answer it with a recorded answer. That might be fun?

*checks the rowr*

LOL.........thats great!! I just said it outloud here and got a raised eyebrow look-haha!

i think we should record us singing th ABC song or We should ask a question and then the next poster has to answer it with a recorded answer. That might be fun?
that question thing could be dangerous...I see alot of "what are you wearing"'s