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While I agree with this, how can you possibly take someone seriously who is telling YOU to be open and honest whilst using ridiculous euphemisms for sex? Surely being open and honest includes the vocabulary for it too? :p
Hehehehe...maybe part of it is just not wanting to sound repetitious? Or too formal? Who knows? I dislike euphemisms too...but I do like clever plays on words:)

Me too...I'm really shy.
I don't believe it.

In men, it's just called being 'taciturn' anyway. :p

I've gotta say-I cannot stand the use of "meh".
It has to be the ultimate in an attempt at elitist snobbery.
Too me, it sums up the desire to project an air of smug complacency.

I fucking hate that.

Hehehehe...maybe part of it is just not wanting to sound repetitious? Or too formal? Who knows?

Maybe... but "sack session"?! It's got alliteration and everything... and how many people do you know who would honestly use that phrase - "me and the husband had a really great sack session last night" :rolleyes:

I don't believe it.

In men, it's just called being 'taciturn' anyway. :p


I was being really sarcastic, seeing if you were paying attention.

next time, I'll add a "meh", so as to say "I'm really hardly concerned about what anyone else thinks. this is so trivial to me, but I'll decend from my lofty perch and respond to the unwashed mass anyway"

I've gotta say-I cannot stand the use of "meh".
It has to be the ultimate in an attempt at elitist snobbery.
Too me, it sums up the desire to project an air of smug complacency.

I fucking hate that.
Wow. Where did that come from?

(to comment...to me, 'meh' means, I don't care. Like someone says, you want coke or pepsi. Meh. Whatever.)

I was being really sarcastic, seeing if you were paying attention.
Well, I didn't believe it...but then again, sometimes people are more open online than they are in real life.

next time, I'll add a "meh", so as to say "I'm really hardly concerned about what anyone else thinks. this is so trivial to me, but I'll decend from my lofty perch and respond to the unwashed mass anyway"Strange...I'm getting all this hostility from you, and I'm not sure why?

Actually, yeah...that show has done a lot for highlighting the problem with the traditional 'male' stereotypes (and female ones). It shows how the negative gender roles can go too far, and why they are harmful. And I agree that it's shown the need for men to have a way to open up about their stresses. Women are more socialised to do that, but the traditional men especially have to learn how to do it. I think it also shows people the stigma men face when they do try to deal with harmful gender roles (a major reason a lot of guys just go with the flow rather than try to buck the system). Wow...the Sopranos as a learning experience???

He must get that a lot. Poor guy:). He should come to Canada. We ignore our celebrities!



I was being sarcastic here Sinuhue. "Raising public awareness" is charity talk for "stealing and bullshitting".

Tony Soprano is like a saint in New Jersey though.
A fine role model.

But "Growing up Gotti" has got to take the cake. Nothing has done more to set back the image of Italians than that gaggle of douchebags.

Maybe... but "sack session"?! It's got alliteration and everything... and how many people do you know who would honestly use that phrase - "me and the husband had a really great sack session last night" :rolleyes:
Hahahahahaa...no one I'd take seriously!

Meh. (just to piss off Carn even further...what thread is he getting riled up in?)

No seriously...the euphemisms that bother me more are for penis and vagina. Not very sexy words, so I use others when talking dirty...but when it comes to just plain discussion biology, don't use hoo-hoo and pee-pee! PLEASE PEOPLE! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

Wow. Where did that come from?

(to comment...to me, 'meh' means, I don't care. Like someone says, you want coke or pepsi. Meh. Whatever.)


I know what it means. I still cant stand it.

I was being sarcastic here Sinuhue. "Raising public awareness" is charity talk for "stealing and bullshitting".
If you look past the terrible stereotypes here, and look at Tony as the repressed, traditional male, I think the portrayal has some merit. But yeah...I'd hate to be associated with that. What drives me nuts is since the Sopranos, guys in little Italy put on this fake, over-the-top Italian accent...it's so funny it's actually sad.


But "Growing up Gotti" has got to take the cake. Nothing has done more to set back the image of Italians than that gaggle of douchebags.
Haven't seen it. I think I'll pass :eek:

I've gotta say-I cannot stand the use of "meh".
It has to be the ultimate in an attempt at elitist snobbery.
Too me, it sums up the desire to project an air of smug complacency.

I fucking hate that.It's not so snobby in German, which is why I use it...

Well, I didn't believe it...but then again, sometimes people are more open online than they are in real life.

Strange...I'm getting all this hostility from you, and I'm not sure why?


No-No hostility toward you-none at all. Sorry about that.

Its not directed toward you, or anyone in particular. Just an observation and my strong opinion about it.

You know I want to sink my teeth in that fine piece of real estate!

I know what it means. I still cant stand it.
Okaaaayyyyy....did I use it or something? I'm getting very confused, Carn.

Edit: Oh. Okay...just a rant. Whew!

Haven't seen it. I think I'll pass :eek:Ugh... rich kids making money because they're rich... and not only that. It's blood money. Somehow, I guess that makes them worse than Paris Hilton in my eyes... I'm glad they don't show that over here...

It's not so snobby in German, which is why I use it...
Like many utterances, the intent can make all the difference. I've wanted to smash my brother's face in for using it a time or two...but in others, I hardly notice.

Anway...just a surprising hiccup.

Haven't seen it. I think I'll pass :eek:

I dont know that you'll be exposed to it, but its like a bad car accident, you may look and look a bit too long.

Its awful.

Okaaaayyyyy....did I use it or something? I'm getting very confused, Carn.

Edit: Oh. Okay...just a rant. Whew!


Thats what I'm here for, salt lick. To keep you guessing and off balance. To test your commitment to this juggernaut of a thread.

I dont know that you'll be exposed to it, but its like a bad car accident, you may look and look a bit too long.

Its awful.
No worries...the Sopranos is about as trashy as I get...and it's a rare itch that needs scratching!

Edit: wait...trashy as in what I watch. I can be plenty trashy otherwise!

Thats what I'm here for, salt lick. To keep you guessing and off balance. To test your commitment to this juggernaut of a thread.
Well, I've got to cut and run in about 5, but we'll see if this thread is still beating tomorrow...let's try to get it back on topic though! LINGERIE AND SEX!

Ugh... rich kids making money because they're rich... and not only that. It's blood money. Somehow, I guess that makes them worse than Paris Hilton in my eyes... I'm glad they don't show that over here...


And they have inspired other wannna-bes to get that ridiculous hair cut.

Paris Hilton is deplorable. Almost as much as that lamprey Nicole that talentless tart latched onto her belly. They wear lingerie in public, thinking they're just so adorable.

more rich kids making money because they're rich. its like a perversion of nature.

Well, I've got to cut and run in about 5, but we'll see if this thread is still beating tomorrow...let's try to get it back on topic though! LINGERIE AND SEX!


Ok, teacher.


I'm outta here too. It is dinner time, after all. And it smells damn good.

Like many utterances, the intent can make all the difference. I've wanted to smash my brother's face in for using it a time or two...but in others, I hardly notice.

Anway...just a surprising hiccup.


hey-in some areas, I have all the patience in the world and almost never lose my cool.

other times-its zero to rage in seconds. a personality flaw.

And they have inspired other wannna-bes to get that ridiculous hair cut.

Paris Hilton is deplorable. Almost as much as that lamprey Nicole that talentless tart latched onto her belly. They wear lingerie in public, thinking they're just so adorable.

more rich kids making money because they're rich. its like a perversion of nature....and wandering around in skirts so short they should be called belts... Paris Hilton is actually featured in a German commercial :eek: It makes fun of her though, and I'm not really sure she knows... :D

Well, I've got to cut and run in about 5, but we'll see if this thread is still beating tomorrow...let's try to get it back on topic though! LINGERIE AND SEX!


*raising my hand*

"Excuse me, Ms.Sinuhue, come here so I can give you your apple.... "

...and wandering around in skirts so short they should be called belts... Paris Hilton is actually featured in a German commercial :eek: It makes fun of her though, and I'm not really sure she knows... :D


I think half of her publicity is mocking her-the problem is, even if she were aware, she is making so much money she wouldnt care.

Hmm, lingerie and sex... I went looking at some lingerie today and now I want it but it's all so expensive and I'm so poor :'(

However, I did decide to go shopping again after my birthday :D

Yesterday my girlfriend and I went shopping at La Vie En Rose and I dropped $95 (with tax, AFTER sales) on her. Well worth it, I hope. It was, afterall, her birthday.

Are there any boys on here who used to (or still do?) check out the lingerie ads in the newspapers or catalogues? Not to get too graphic, but hey, it's the best, most wholesome pornography there is -- and it's free.

Hmm, lingerie and sex... I went looking at some lingerie today and now I want it but it's all so expensive and I'm so poor :'(

However, I did decide to go shopping again after my birthday :D

I hear that! Can't wait for my birthday next year by which time I should have dropped the last 16 pounds of baby weight, and will be able to look GOOD in any lingerie AlphaGeek might get me!

I think for AG and myself, lingerie is particularly nice because it lifts us out of the drudgery of the day to day for a little while. He works nearly ten hours a day, and I stay home with two small children. At the end of the day, he needs some physical stimulation and I need some mental stimulation. The lingerie is one of those things that makes a bridge between the different worlds we live in during the day when we're apart. If I'm wearing something sexy like a black lace bra under my raggedy cotton shirt, or a thong under my jeans, it's like a little secret message between us. He knows and understands what I'm trying to communicate to him. It also, without words allows him to beg off for the night should he be too tired.

If I'm wearing something sexy like a black lace bra under my raggedy cotton shirt, or a thong under my jeans, it's like a little secret message between us. He knows and understands what I'm trying to communicate to him. It also, without words allows him to beg off for the night should he be too tired.
Exactly. Though I've come to realise that there are really few nights the hubby is too tired for that. Anything else, okay...but rarely that!

I hear that! Can't wait for my birthday next year by which time I should have dropped the last 16 pounds of baby weight, and will be able to look GOOD in any lingerie AlphaGeek might get me!


Dont lose too much.

Dont lose too much.
She looks great already:). But I understand, because I too want to lose a bit of weight, just to feel comfortable again. Muntoo doesn't strike me as someone who would take that overboard.

She looks great already:). But I understand, because I too want to lose a bit of weight, just to feel comfortable again. Muntoo doesn't strike me as someone who would take that overboard.


I agree. The pic she posted is one to be proud of. I suspect its not that current as I cannot imagine her losing 15 pounds from that picture. She should be more than pleased already, if that his her current figure.
For the record-I am. :D

Too bad we dont have a good pic of you to review, huh? I would probably have some flattering observations for you as well.

Dont lose too much.


Haha! I won't! The pictures I have posted are both a couple of years old, and I weigh a little less than I do now. I'm not going much below that...I just want to get rid of the little bit of belly I have now, and good lord, I have a lot of muscle that needs to be toned up. I was nearly flat on my back with this last pregnancy for the whole nine months. I had a PICC line threaded into my chest, via my arm so I could get fluids and medications. It's pretty sad when you're two year old knows how to inject your drugs! All this because I couldn't stop vomiting! Anyway, I was pretty incapacitated, and it wreaked havoc with my muscles - what are left of them!

So I definitely want to be in better shape for my great lingerie shopping trip. I talked about it with AlphaGeek last night (yay! he's back!) and he was all for it.
Gee, I wonder why? :D

Kind of like role-playing, eh?
And what everyone else is saying is right. Lose all the weight you want, but only if you really want to. You look hot now.


Yeah, I guess it kind of is like role-playing...I never thought of it like that.

Thanks for the compliments! I do want to lose it but so does my doctor. History of heart disease and diabetes in my family, so I have to be careful.

Too bad we dont have a good pic of you to review, huh? I would probably have some flattering observations for you as well.
Meh.

*ducks Carn's boiling rage*

No, seriously, I love flattery as much as anyone, but a pic is not forthcoming :D

That was weird...how did the original post come AFTER the reply!!?? :confused:

I think for AG and myself, lingerie is particularly nice because it lifts us out of the drudgery of the day to day for a little while. He works nearly ten hours a day, and I stay home with two small children. At the end of the day, he needs some physical stimulation and I need some mental stimulation. The lingerie is one of those things that makes a bridge between the different worlds we live in during the day when we're apart. If I'm wearing something sexy like a black lace bra under my raggedy cotton shirt, or a thong under my jeans, it's like a little secret message between us. He knows and understands what I'm trying to communicate to him. It also, without words allows him to beg off for the night should he be too tired.Kind of like role-playing, eh?
And what everyone else is saying is right. Lose all the weight you want, but only if you really want to. You look hot now.

That was weird...how did the original post come AFTER the reply!!?? :confused:


Don't know...I thought it was strange too. I wonder where this one will end up.

This is getting weirder...Oxwana, I swear your post was already up when I posted #1288...but it moved! It came after mine again! Right now your post is #1289...let's see if it moved again?

Edit: seems to be fine now...I've heard of a wandering uterus, but never of a wandering post! There must have been a change in the matrix! :p

This is getting weirder...Oxwana, I swear your post was already up when I posted #1288...but it moved! It came after mine again! Right now your post is #1289...let's see if it moved again?

Edit: seems to be fine now...I've heard of a wandering uterus, but never of a wandering post! There must have been a change in the matrix! :p


Did you know there is also a wandering spleen? :p

She looks great already:). But I understand, because I too want to lose a bit of weight, just to feel comfortable again. Muntoo doesn't strike me as someone who would take that overboard.

It seems like weight loss is high on the priority list around here. I'm losing a bit myself. =)

Did you know there is also a wandering spleen? :p
No...I didn't actually! And this time warp posting thing happened in other threads...what the???

Hey...we now have a Sex Thread! Yay!

It seems like weight loss is high on the priority list around here. I'm losing a bit myself. =)
And it's usually a desire to lose weight from the belly...the most difficult area to trim down:(

And it's usually a desire to lose weight from the belly...the most difficult area to trim down:(

You're telling me!

Of course, I'd like to lose a bit from the thighs as well, but while I may lose a little, even the thinnest of women in my family have big thighs, so I think I'll have to resign myself to just toning.

You're telling me!

Of course, I'd like to lose a bit from the thighs as well, but while I may lose a little, even the thinnest of women in my family have big thighs, so I think I'll have to resign myself to just toning.
Thighs, hips, arms...I have no problem toning these areas. My belly has always been my enemy. And all the current fashions of belly-revealing pants and shirts just makes me feel like crap. I've always thought a firm, toned belly was attractive, but could never really attain one for myself, even when I wasn't at all overweight.

Looks like the forum is playing that backwards reply game again.

Thighs, hips, arms...I have no problem toning these areas. My belly has always been my enemy. And all the current fashions of belly-revealing pants and shirts just makes me feel like crap. I've always thought a firm, toned belly was attractive, but could never really attain one for myself, even when I wasn't at all overweight.

It's probably the hardest place to tone. It takes a lot of work and dedication to get nice abs.

Meh.

*ducks Carn's boiling rage*

No, seriously, I love flattery as much as anyone, but a pic is not forthcoming :D


But you cant blame me for trying, sweet thing.

It's probably the hardest place to tone. It takes a lot of work and dedication to get nice abs.


Yeah. I have rock-solid abs.

They are under a bit of padding though.

Yeah. I have rock-solid abs.

They are under a bit of padding though.

Me too! Fancy that.

Me too! Fancy that.

Unfortunately, no one is impressed by them. And you cant go around offering people to punch you in the stomach to find out.


I swear though-I do have a six pack just beneath this 12 pack.

I always feel vaguely guilty when people talk about losing weight, because I have a really high metabolism. I can eat as much as my boyfriend, who is 6', 13 stone and built like a rugby player (I say can; often I don't, though I did when we were on holiday for 2 weeks - he put on half a stone, I stayed the same). And I never gain weight. I'm 5'11 and 8.5 stone.

I've tried gaining weight, the most I've ever been is 9 but that was soooo much work (well, all eating and no moving - strangely it gets tiring after a while) and after about a week I was back to my usual 8.5.

One other time I tried gaining weight by eating lots of fatty foods (as opposed to carbohydrates) because I wanted to go up a cup size from a B to a C. I gained an eensy bit of weight overall and went up the cup size (not only am I criminally skinny, but when I do put on weight it goes on my chest :rolleyes: ). Then I went back down again... but the breasts stayed the same size. Mind over matter coming into play? :p

Even this week, all I've been doing is playing Xbox and eating chocolate fridge cake/chocolate blancmange/chocolate pudding (I like chocolate stuff) and I'm still 8.5 stone at the end of it.

Friggin' hopeless, I am :p Feel free to direct hatred at me.

Don't worry. I'm the same way. I sure as hell didn't gain my weight from eating, and it pisses me off when my husband suggests (only three times, and never again!) that I not eat in order to lose weight. That isn't my issue. This is baby fat. I haven't gained a pound since I gave birth, and I eat like a pig. My husband, on the other hand, can gain weight just from breathing. Totally different issues.

I always feel vaguely guilty when people talk about losing weight, because I have a really high metabolism. I can eat as much as my boyfriend, who is 6', 13 stone and built like a rugby player (I say can; often I don't, though I did when we were on holiday for 2 weeks - he put on half a stone, I stayed the same). And I never gain weight. I'm 5'11 and 8.5 stone.

people still use stone to describe weight? how much is that in pounds?

Cool!! The thread was resurrected!!

Well my big problem is exercise. I can eat pretty much anything I want...as long as I'm working out on a regular basis. And right now my very severe anemia is working against me. I'm taking liquid iron with every meal, but it's going to take another year before I'm out of the zone where walking across the house makes me want to pass out. :(

Well my big problem is exercise. I can eat pretty much anything I want...as long as I'm working out on a regular basis. And right now my very severe anemia is working against me. I'm taking liquid iron with every meal, but it's going to take another year before I'm out of the zone where walking across the house makes me want to pass out. :(
My sister-in-law had weird vitamin and mineral deficiencies after she had her last kid too...she had to get injections once every month and take pills. Weird.

My weight was always stable. Didn't go up or down. It's still stable. The problem now is to lose weight, and it seems much harder for me than it is for my husband. He's lost 35 pounds in half a year, just from eating well and exercising. I've lost three in the same amount of time, exercising like nuts!

Well my big problem is exercise. I can eat pretty much anything I want...as long as I'm working out on a regular basis. And right now my very severe anemia is working against me. I'm taking liquid iron with every meal, but it's going to take another year before I'm out of the zone where walking across the house makes me want to pass out. :(


Are "procrit" injections a consideration? If insurance covers it, it may help you right away.

My sister-in-law had weird vitamin and mineral deficiencies after she had her last kid too...she had to get injections once every month and take pills. Weird.

My weight was always stable. Didn't go up or down. It's still stable. The problem now is to lose weight, and it seems much harder for me than it is for my husband. He's lost 35 pounds in half a year, just from eating well and exercising. I've lost three in the same amount of time, exercising like nuts!


You,on the other hand, simply need to be pursued, manhandled and taken from behind daily. this will clear up those last few stubborn pounds and the acne.
Keep antibiotic ointment around for the rug burns you'll have on your knees and elbows.

Yes, I talk in stone because I'm English (tally ho etc ;)). Strangely everything else we do in kilos. There are 14 pounds in a stone so that's 119 pounds.

My boyfriend gains weight easily by eating, and equally if he cuts down a bit for a couple of weeks it goes again. He keeps saying "ugh, my belly" whenever his shirt is off. Maybe this is just me but I really like it! It's not hanging out or anything, and he has a large frame so it doesn't look out of place. I'd actually hate it if he had a six-pack, I love that his belly is all soft and squishy... and so warm... *refocuses eyes*. Yes. I think it's really comfy, and it's an absolutely great place to rest my head, whether just for relaxing, or a little lower down for other stuff...

I likey Lingerie...>_>

I've never personally worn it(though my girl friend has tried to convince me to) but I certainly do like the way it looks on women....shows their...erm, curves well.

Are "procrit" injections a consideration? If insurance covers it, it may help you right away.


hmmm, they have not been offered. What is that?

My sister-in-law offered me a pint of her blood, she has hemochromatosis.

this will clear up those last few stubborn pounds and the acne.

What, from eating like a pig? Naw...I eat pretty damn healthy, I just eat a lot. My weakness is salty snacks (shh you pervert, I don't eat cumcicles) but I can't eat too much because they make me feel strange. I've never had an acne problem (luckily!).

The rest of your idea is good though!

I eat healthily too. At least, I normally do, when my family is here to prevent me from eating frozen cookie dough for breakfast (sooo yummy).

I have a friend who gets really spotty when he eats unhealthy food, and I felt bad because when he came to my house last week I unwittingly fed him pizza and chips :(

Yes, I talk in stone because I'm English (tally ho etc ;)). Strangely everything else we do in kilos. There are 14 pounds in a stone so that's 119 pounds.



Wait- he is 119 lbs? Thats super-lean, no?

So I'm 16 Stone?

Oh no - I am 119lb. 13 stone would be *calculator* 182lb.

hmmm, they have not been offered. What is that?

My sister-in-law offered me a pint of her blood, she has hemochromatosis.

"Procrit" is he brand-name for an injectable "glycoprotein"-it stimulates the production of red blood cells.

I think its a once a month injection you would do yourself at home. I would ask your doctor. Maybe you're not a candidate fo whatever reasons. its worth asking.

I do know its extremely expensive.I think its in excess of $1,000.00 US for a single dose. That may be the issue.

So I'm 16 Stone?

Sudden image of Gavin Rossdale, who is certainly not 16 Stone, but was the lead singer of Bush, who put out an album with that title....

Wonders what Gavin would look like in his undies or in the buff.....

Mmmmmm.....

Oh no - I am 119lb. 13 stone would be *calculator* 182lb.


I see.

how you doin?

The rest of your idea is good though!


One of these days.
I may go hunting up somewhere wild in Canada next fall. Waiting to hear from my brother in law.

Maybe you could act as a guide. :p

Sudden image of Gavin Rossdale, who is certainly not 16 Stone, but was the lead singer of Bush, who put out an album with that title....

Wonders what Gavin would look like in his undies or in the buff.....

Mmmmmm.....

"Nothing hurts
like your mouth, mouth, mouth"

One of these days.
I may go hunting up somewhere wild in Canada next fall. Waiting to hear from my brother in law.

Maybe you could act as a guide. :p
Sure! I'll show you where the beaver lives:)

I see.

how you doin?

Was that by any chance said in a Joey-from-Friends way?

I'm doing good thanks ;) Just finished off the chocolate blancmange, with a glass of milk - YUMMY! I love milk. If I had to only drink one thing for the rest of my life I would drink milk. I guess it pays to have strong bones when you're as skinny as me. Sometimes my boyfriend says, "but I don't want to break you!" :rolleyes:

Sometimes my boyfriend says, "but I don't want to break you!" :rolleyes:
That's when you say, "Try your damndest! Give it to me as hard as you can!"

But I'm a pervert like that:).

lol, might try that :D

We do have the problem of him occasionally crushing my lungs. Well, that's an exaggeration, they're not actually crushed, but when he's on top of me in the wrong position they do get squeezed, making it slightly difficult (but by no means impossible) to inhale :P

So what about the earlier comment that men have been 'overexposed'? To me, the idea of lingerie is to hide...to hint...rather than to just out and out reveal it all. I think that teasing, making you want to know what's under there is more titillating than just baring it all. Thoughts? What purpose does lingerie serve, in your mind? It seems, from the responses on this thread, that most people like it...why does lingerie not figure more in adult movies I wonder? Hmmm...anyway...Lingerie seves the purpose of concealing and covering up. That is exactly the reason it does not feature prominently in porn.
It can be sexy, but in my experience, guys are turned on by women who are not ashamed of their bodies or their sexuality. Whipping off your clothes is just as hot as coy lingerie, and the shamelessness in porn is sexy, too.

That's when you say, "Try your damndest! Give it to me as hard as you can!"
But I'm a pervert like that:).Hey! you stole my line! :p

Sure! I'll show you where the beaver lives:)

Are you kidding? With this nose, I can find the beaver in a second.

I wanna ask the grinning bobcat why he grins and paint with all the colors of the wind and all that!

Was that by any chance said in a Joey-from-Friends way?



It certainly was. Someone reminded me how funny that was earlier.
Its corny, but he is so slef assured when he says it.

Are you kidding? With this nose, I can find the beaver in a second.

I wanna ask the grinning bobcat why he grins and paint with all the colors of the wind and all that!
Take your Pocahontas crap and stuff it in your cake hole! Then light a birthday candle! RAR!

It certainly was.

WOOHOO! I've always wanted someone to say that to me in that way :D

Take your Pocahontas crap and stuff it in your cake hole! Then light a birthday candle! RAR!


You should be flattered-Pocahantas is hot!!! I dont eat cake, either.

WOOHOO! I've always wanted someone to say that to me in that way :D


All lewd and cocky?

Yep :D

Not sure how my boyfriend would react to the fact that a 38-yr-old is being lewd and cocky with me on an internet forum, but never mind (he's in my bad books at the moment anyway :mad: )

Yep :D

Not sure how my boyfriend would react to the fact that a 38-yr-old is being lewd and cocky with me on an internet forum, but never mind (he's in my bad books at the moment anyway :mad: )
How old are you by the way?

Yep :D

Not sure how my boyfriend would react to the fact that a 38-yr-old is being lewd and cocky with me on an internet forum, but never mind (he's in my bad books at the moment anyway :mad: )


I'm not too concerned as I'm almost twice his size and half an animal anyway.

You should forgive, forget and rock him like a hurricane later. Ever consider how cool that would be? You grinding against him, licking and panting when he least expects it?

You'd be glad you did afterwards. And he'd be pretty happy-confused, bu tpretty happy too.

You should be flattered-Pocahantas is hot!!! I dont eat cake, either.Pocahantas was hot... But in real life she had a shaved head. The cartoon was shit.

Pocahantas was hot... But in real life she had a shaved head. The cartoon was shit.


NOOOOO!!!
Dont say that!

I dont listen to any dialogue-I just watch her frolic and swim.

How old are you by the way?

I am 17. But my birthday is August 20th, so not long now.

Pocahantas was hot... But in real life she had a shaved head. The cartoon was shit.
I never heard her head was shaved (http://eiffel.ilt.columbia.edu/TEACHERS/workshops/web/examples/pocohantas.htm)??

Yep :D

Not sure how my boyfriend would react to the fact that a 38-yr-old is being lewd and cocky with me on an internet forum, but never mind (he's in my bad books at the moment anyway :mad: )

How would he react to a 22-year-old being lewd and cocky with you? Because I'm available for just such duties at a moment's notice. Ask Sinuhue how I am at it. :D

You should forgive, forget and rock him like a hurricane later. Ever consider how cool that would be? You grinding against him, licking and panting when he least expects it?

You'd be glad you did afterwards. And he'd be pretty happy-confused, bu tpretty happy too.

Normally him being in my bad books means, me bitching about him to my friends/anyone who will listen until it's out of my system - normally he hasn't done anything wrong and it's just me taking it out on him.

How would he react to a 22-year-old being lewd and cocky with you? Because I'm available for just such duties at a moment's notice. Ask Sinuhue how I am at it. :D

Well, he's extremely protective of me... go ahead ;)

I am 17. But my birthday is August 20th, so not long now.

16 days. I can hardly wait!

How would he react to a 22-year-old being lewd and cocky with you? Because I'm available for just such duties at a moment's notice. Ask Sinuhue how I am at it. :D


I always thought you were older than that.

Anyway-maybe she would like someone to be cock and lewdy instead.

16 days. I can hardly wait!
Where the heck have you been? We missed you in the sex thread!

I always thought you were older than that. Me too!

Not that it matters....just how I form perceptions of people in my head!

16 days. I can hardly wait!

If you're referring to me being "legal"... I live in England, where age of consent is 16 :cool:

Me too!

Not that it matters....just how I form perceptions of people in my head!


I thought he was like 28 or 30-somewhere in there.

I think its because he usually thinks before he posts and most of the younger NSrs dont.

If you're referring to me being "legal"... I live in England, where age of consent is 16 :cool:

Aye, but I'm in America, where it's usually 18. Cultural difference, you see. I would still consider you "jailbait" until you were 18, even if you're not. ;)

Where the heck have you been? We missed you in the sex thread!

I had class and work, baby. I have work today, too, but no class, thankfully.

Me too!

Not that it matters....just how I form perceptions of people in my head!

Everyone here has so many misconceptions about me. I wonder why.

I thought he was like 28 or 30-somewhere in there.

I think its because he usually thinks before he posts and most of the younger NSrs dont.
Wait...isn't Benevolent a chick??? Who are you talking about?

Oh. Never mind, I screwed up. I thought your comment was directed at Benevolent (as being younger than you thought, which I agreed with) but it was about Sdaeriji. I'm really slipping today!

Aye, but I'm in America, where it's usually 18. Cultural difference, you see. I would still consider you "jailbait" until you were 18, even if you're not. ;)
I wouldn't! LOL! Whatever the law says, that's what I go with! :D

Wait...isn't Benevolent a chick??? Who are you talking about?

Me, sweetie.

Holy crap, has anyone checked out the post count for this thread?

I had class and work, baby. I have work today, too, but no class, thankfully.
Ah, don't be so hard on yourself. We all know you have class :p

Everyone here has so many misconceptions about me. I wonder why.
Actually, I messed up. I knew you were around that age...I was thinking of Benevolent.

Ah, don't be so hard on yourself. We all know you have class :p

Yeah, like I didn't see that joke coming....:p

Wait...isn't Benevolent a chick??? Who are you talking about?

Oh. Never mind, I screwed up. I thought your comment was directed at Benevolent (as being younger than you thought, which I agreed with)

Correct about that first bit :P

As for being younger than I sound - I also look older than I am. Useful when I'm out illegally boozing it up in pubs (only for 16 days more though!)

Tbh - I quite like my gf to wear a camisole or a slip, but she looks great in anything, so I don't care ^^

Although - here are a couple of things my gf bought last...we haven't tried the black basque yet (and no, the model is not my gf, she's much prettier)

http://images.lasenza.co.uk/images/photos/638F.jpg

http://images.lasenza.co.uk/images/photos/637F.jpg




My gf is much prettier than the model

Correct about that first bit :P

As for being younger than I sound - I also look older than I am. Useful when I'm out illegally boozing it up in pubs (only for 16 days more though!)

Speaking of boozing it up, whenever we have our big NS get-together, I can now officially be the bartender. :D

There's a NS get-together? with a BAR?! WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?

There's a NS get-together? with a BAR?! WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?

We sent you an invitation. It must've got lost in the mail.

I never heard her head was shaved (http://eiffel.ilt.columbia.edu/TEACHERS/workshops/web/examples/pocohantas.htm)??No one knows what she looked like, for sure. It's all just speculation, but seems incredibly likely, considering that " a young girl had her head on the front and sides shaven close, with the rest of the hair growing long and braided down the back.". It's what all girls her age looke like in that tribe, but I won't say for sure. I wasn't there. :p
http://www.nps.gov/colo/Jthanout/Indianlife.html

We sent you an invitation. It must've got lost in the mail.

Damn Royal Mail.

No one knows what she looked like, for sure. It's all just speculation, but seems incredibly likely, considering that " a young girl had her head on the front and sides shaven close, with the rest of the hair growing long and braided down the back.". It's what all girls her age looke like in that tribe, but I won't say for sure. I wasn't there. :p
http://www.nps.gov/colo/Jthanout/Indianlife.html
Ah. I thought you meant shaved clean, like bald. Shaving parts of the hair was common. Where do you think punks got the idea for the mohawk:)?

Damn Royal Mail.

No worries. I'll come deliver your invitation personally. Just make sure your boyfriend is away for a couple of hours. ;)

Tbh - I quite like my gf to wear a camisole or a slip, but she looks great in anything, so I don't care ^^

Although - here are a couple of things my gf bought last...we haven't tried the black basque yet (and no, the model is not my gf, she's much prettier)

http://images.lasenza.co.uk/images/photos/638F.jpg

http://images.lasenza.co.uk/images/photos/637F.jpg



Ohhh...I really like the first one!!!!

No worries. I'll come deliver your invitation personally. Just make sure your boyfriend is away for a couple of hours. ;)

Well, he's away for the whole weekend (friday afternoon-sunday evening) - plenty of time for a trans-atlantic flight!

Though, he's back in my good books now and just agreed to buy me underwear, WOOHOO! :D

Ah. I thought you meant shaved clean, like bald. Shaving parts of the hair was common. Where do you think punks got the idea for the mohawk:)?I've never thought about it before (miseed that time period by a wee bit), but if I had to take a wild guess, I'd say... Mohawk tribesmen???

Well, he's away for the whole weekend (friday afternoon-sunday evening) - plenty of time for a trans-atlantic flight!

Though, he's back in my good books now and just agreed to buy me underwear, WOOHOO! :D

Did this thread have anything to do with his sudden decision to buy you underwear?

I've never thought about it before (miseed that time period by a wee bit), but if I had to take a wild guess, I'd say... Mohawk tribesmen???

Yup! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohawk_hairstyle)


Hands you some cranberry/moose pemmican (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican):)

Hands you some cranberry/moose pemmican (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican):)

And now there's a beef jerky company with that same name.

I wouldn't! LOL! Whatever the law says, that's what I go with! :DDirty old man. :p

Did this thread have anything to do with his sudden decision to buy you underwear?

Oh no, he knows nothing about this thread *innocent*

Yup! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohawk_hairstyle)


Hands you some cranberry/moose pemmican (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican):)I'm good, thanks. I don't eat buffalo (or any meat. Can I have some dried cranberries?

Ooh, I don't eat meat either (except seafood). But I don't like dried cranberries, I'd rather have cranberry juice.

Cranberries are yummy.

mmmmmmmmmm....cranberry (http://www.figleaves.com/us/product.asp?product_id=AE-4514&mci=&size=Red).

Okay. I just spent an hour talking about buying lingerie with my boyfriend, discussing lingerie and both of us ogling over lingerie online and finding good deals (la senza sale, on selected bras buy one get one free!). Now we've planned to go to La Senza on Monday evening and he said he might possibly have to ravage me on the way there (hopefully not while he's driving).

We agreed to hopefully get something along these lines:
http://www.lasenza.co.uk/level3.asp?category=2&style=25&s=1

He's most definitely in my Very Good Books now as he apologised for neglecting me. And I can't stay mad at him for long because he's just so lovely :D Anyway, it's half midnight here and I'm going to bed now (sadly alone) while I'm still (vaguely) coherent.

Night all!

Here is me (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/epsonee/1.jpg) in lingerie. Its was a gift from my girlfriend.

It's all about going commando for me. ah the freedom :)
The freedom is so so nice. Especially freedom from the bra.

My mum hassels me if none of my underwear has been showing up in the wash for a few days. If I could chosse, I'd go comando... I do my own laundry, avoiding this situation. You could just toss some clean panties into your dirty laundry.


and wandering around in skirts so short they should be called beltsThats hot!

Sexy lingerie/outfits is great as long as you can afford it. It allows for the altering of ones physical and mental image in a controled way.

I like my partner to wear a fox-eared Kitsune costume or something along the lines of the playboy bunny outfit(not restrictive)

This sucks. I come home from a long day of work and no one is posting in this thread. :(

edit:...I say as someone posts while I'm typing this up....

Amestria']Sexy lingerie/outfits is great as long as you can afford it. It allows for the altering of ones physical and mental image in a controled way.

I like my partner to wear a fox-eared Kitsune costume or something along the lines of the playboy bunny outfit(not restrictive)


Oh, I think restriction is sometimes a good thing! :D

And oh my goodness, this is certainly tempting!

http://www.barenecessities.com/Jezebel-Duette-Bustier_product_Jezebel30184_,search,.htm

Ok, so a friend of mine has recently gotten into a relationship. She is 25, and still virgin (not that there is anything wrong with that at all!), and is having some of her first sexual experiences with her new boyfriend. She is strongly considering having sex with him.

Now, here's the problem, she has very deep-seated body issues. She is a bit overweight, and very large-busted (to the point of not being able to find bras in many places - just as some of you have described). While she is starting to get naked with this guy, she is very uncomfortable with it, especially with him seeing her "jelly rolls". This is true even though he is, according to her, pretty chubby himself.

So, anyways, I was thinking about suggesting some lingerie to her, so that she won't have to be naked, but can feel just as appealing as I'm sure he already finds her. Something that will boost her confidence. Obviously, it can't be anything that would have weird bulges or anything like that. So, any suggestions?

So, anyways, I was thinking about suggesting some lingerie to her, so that she won't have to be naked, but can feel just as appealing as I'm sure he already finds her. Something that will boost her confidence. Obviously, it can't be anything that would have weird bulges or anything like that. So, any suggestions?A loose teddy, with maybe a bra on underneath...and a little see through, but not too much. I'm sure they have some at figleaves, and some of the other plus size sites people have linked to. I think lingerie in this case is a great idea, to boost her confidence!

Ok, so a friend of mine has recently gotten into a relationship. She is 25, and still virgin (not that there is anything wrong with that at all!), and is having some of her first sexual experiences with her new boyfriend. She is strongly considering having sex with him.

Now, here's the problem, she has very deep-seated body issues. She is a bit overweight, and very large-busted (to the point of not being able to find bras in many places - just as some of you have described). While she is starting to get naked with this guy, she is very uncomfortable with it, especially with him seeing her "jelly rolls". This is true even though he is, according to her, pretty chubby himself.

So, anyways, I was thinking about suggesting some lingerie to her, so that she won't have to be naked, but can feel just as appealing as I'm sure he already finds her. Something that will boost her confidence. Obviously, it can't be anything that would have weird bulges or anything like that. So, any suggestions?Lingerie for fat chicks is really ugly. She will no doubt look better naked. Tell her that she is beautiful. That's all that you can do. If she believes it, she'll be confident and self-assured in bed. That's sexy as hell.
It's really sweet that you are so concerned for your friend. :) Aw.

Thats hot!Really depends on the girl and most certainly should not be accompanied by pink furry boots...

how about something like this?

http://www.amplepleasure.com/plus-size-lingerie-store/product_info.php/cPath/6/products_id/62

Now, here's the problem, she has very deep-seated body issues. She is a bit overweight, and very large-busted (to the point of not being able to find bras in many places - just as some of you have described). While she is starting to get naked with this guy, she is very uncomfortable with it, especially with him seeing her "jelly rolls". This is true even though he is, according to her, pretty chubby himself.I hate it how some women are so touchy about their rolls! :mad: I think they're cute (in a hot, sexy way). :D

I've seen some pretty nice lingerie on very large women. It can look good. The style that seems to work the best is the kind of straight cut, full panty that comes up just below the belly button, and covers the hips, kind of like a little lace skirt. As long as it isn't too tight, you don't see rolls coming out overtop it.

I just lay as stretched out as possible! It keeps the rolls stretched out too, so they are less noticeable! :D

And oh my goodness, this is certainly tempting!

http://www.barenecessities.com/Jezebel-Duette-Bustier_product_Jezebel30184_,search,.htm

Similar to what I wear sometimes :) ;)

And oh my goodness, this is certainly tempting!

http://www.barenecessities.com/Jezebel-Duette-Bustier_product_Jezebel30184_,search,.htmOh, wow.
That's so gorgeous!!!
Not available in my size, of course. I think I'm going to cry. :(