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First off guys, do you really actually like lingerie? Because I know you think you do...but when a woman goes out and spends over $100 (sometimes a LOT over) just to get the full getup, and you tear it off after looking at it for two whole seconds, we've got to wonder if it's worth it!

What kind of lingerie do you ladies like? What kind of lingerie do you men like? All kinds of lingerie stories welcome!

Foreplay's not your strong point, then?

EDIT: Cancel that, I've only just realised that you're of teh female persuasion.

Foreplay's not your strong point, then?
I'm female. Foreplay is definately my strong point. (as is during and afterplay) However, I'm wondering if lingerie is worth the cost...I like it myself, but I wonder if guys like it as much as women do?

Edit: your noticement is duly noticed:)

I'm female. Foreplay is definately my strong point. (as is during and afterplay) However, I'm wondering if lingerie is worth the cost...I like it myself, but I wonder if guys like it as much as women do?

It's far too expensive, by my reckoning, but as I have something of a fetish for white lingerie...Oh, and black hair with a bluish tinge. Perfect.

I've made some myself (with surprisingly good results) but it's still expensive :(

btw If I wear lingerie worth over 100$ he's not going to "tear it off".

Lingerie is dead sexy, especially if you do a little dance in it, maybe a striptease.

But putting it on to take it off right away? No.

You may of course disregard my opinions because I've never had sex with anyone. Except myself.

btw If I wear lingerie worth over 100$ he's not going to "tear it off".
Yeah....that killed the mood immediately. It only happened once. After that he was MUCH more careful!

I was always a fan of sexy underwear, but for the last couple of years it wasn't very practical. Nursing bras don't come in sexy. Now I'm back into it, and planning to go on a full out lingerie shopping spree this weekend (my hubby's been gone five weeks and gets back next Tuesday). Now, I know, after that much time away, the lingerie is really not going to make a difference for him...but I like feeling sexy in it, so there. :D

Now, I know, after that much time away, the lingerie is really not going to make a difference for him...but I like feeling sexy in it, so there. :D

I think, to a large degree, this is what it comes down to.

We feel more sexy in lingerie - so we actually look more sexy to the guy (since we feel that way). If we felt just as sexy in granny panties and sweatpants - I bet we could get guys going that way too. =)

Well first of all I don't care much if it cost $2 or $200 as long as it looks nice. But yeah I like it. I love to watch people.

What about sexy underwear for guys? I have to admit I don't really notice what he's wearing (as long as it isn't worn and full of holes I mean)...is there anything ladies (or men) like to see their men in?

Well first of all I don't care much if it cost $2 or $200 as long as it looks nice. But yeah I like it. I love to watch people.
You find me somewhere I can get sexy lingerie for $2 and I'm THERE!!!

I personally love lingerie, especially silky stuff. *sigh* But since I am still trapped in breastfeeding land and still dropping baby weight I'm just gonna have to wait to get some new stuff. I was a size 4 before I was pregnant, but I don't think I'm going to be able to get that small again! So, I'll just have to wait and see what size I'm going to be when my body settles down a bit. The hubby really loves lingerie. I don't think he cares what type. I've worn leather, lace and silk, and he didn't seem to prefer one over the other.

Dude, 'sexy' underwear for guys CRACKS ME UP!! I think the sexiest thing my hubby wears is a suit...because he usually wears pretty casual stuff. He's an IT security geek and doesn't wear a suit to work, so when he puts one on it makes me catch my breath.

You find me somewhere I can get sexy lingerie for $2 and I'm THERE!!!
Errr.... Salvation Army store?

I personally love lingerie, especially silky stuff. *sigh* But since I am still trapped in breastfeeding land and still dropping baby weight I'm just gonna have to wait to get some new stuff. I was a size 4 before I was pregnant, but I don't think I'm going to be able to get that small again! So, I'll just have to wait and see what size I'm going to be when my body settles down a bit. The hubby really loves lingerie. I don't think he cares what type. I've worn leather, lace and silk, and he didn't seem to prefer one over the other.

You'd think there'd be some sexy nursing stuff out there...I mean, it's not like we're celibate while we're nursing or anything! Cripes.

True about the body shape shift though...I had to get rid of all my old lingerie because my hips are never going back to their original shape (all for the good actually!). Even after I lost most of the weight I just found I was built differently (cripes, my feet even seemed to grow! I went from a size 5 to a 6 1/2...what the!!???). I'm just restocking now...and it's going to be fun!

I like the stuff that leave things easily accessible so that no accidental ripping goes on...

Errr.... Salvation Army store?
:D Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a bra that actually fits you...even in a store where every size is available? Can you imagine trying to find used bras that actually fit? Because even when they are your size, that doesn't mean they'll fit you right...

...and used panties? That's just icky.

Dude, 'sexy' underwear for guys CRACKS ME UP!! I think the sexiest thing my hubby wears is a suit...because he usually wears pretty casual stuff. He's an IT security geek and doesn't wear a suit to work, so when he puts one on it makes me catch my breath.
Dude? hehehehe

Guys in thongs...not a pretty sight. No animal print underwear please. I like jockeys...white preferably. Sheesh...they get to have it simple...

:D Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a bra that actually fits you...even in a store where every size is available? Can you imagine trying to find used bras that actually fit? Because even when they are your size, that doesn't mean they'll fit you right...

...and used panties? That's just icky.
Actually I don't. Never had a girlfriend so long that it was okay to buy her bras. And I don't buy them for mom either. Or Granny.

I would be totally lost in a bra store.

Yeah....that killed the mood immediately. It only happened once. After that he was MUCH more careful!Main reason I never understood the appeal of lingerie. (used to design it tho...)

I was always a fan of sexy underwear, but for the last couple of years it wasn't very practical. Nursing bras don't come in sexy. Now I'm back into it, and planning to go on a full out lingerie shopping spree this weekend (my hubby's been gone five weeks and gets back next Tuesday). Now, I know, after that much time away, the lingerie is really not going to make a difference for him...but I like feeling sexy in it, so there. :D
YAY! Pictures!? :D

Actually, IMO the key to the "sexiness" of any particular garment is not how revealing it is, but whether or not it looks like it will fall off/fly off in a gentle breeze.

Some of the skimpiest outfits really lose all appeal if they look like it would take bolt cutters and a torch to get it off.

Maybe that's why the stereotypical "naked woman in man's oversized dress shirt" remains high in the cultural conciousness..

YAY! Pictures!? :D

I second that!

I know I know, the 'dude' just sort of slips out now and then! Unfortunately, that term is in use a lot around here (seattle-ish) so it's hard NOT to end up using it!

Sinuhue are we the same size?? That's exactly what happened to my feet! My closet right now is full of perfectly good clothes which I refuse to get rid of, because some of them might actually fit when all is said and done. Okay, I did get rid of the size 4's because I'm nearly positive they will never fit again. But I'm keeping the 6's! They are good motivation. I'm almost there...I'm in between a 10 and an 8 right now.

When hubby and I were first married, I believe I purchased for him a pair of novelty underwear...if I recall correctly I believe it was in the shape of an elephants head and his, er, um, 'member' was supposed to go in the trunk. :p

I didn't expect him to actually wear it, but he was laughing so hard he wanted to put them on and see what they looked like, and I don't think we stopped laughing for a full five minutes.

Sinuhue, I am deeply enamored of the topics you choose and the way you speak your mind about them, so I shall be equally frank.

While I appreciate the feel of silk and/or satin, I have to admit that lingerie does nothing for me. I think it's because it's "supposed" to, and I've never been attracted to many things that I'm "supposed" to be attracted to (Hooters girls, Pamela Anderson, beer commercials and so on). To me, a woman who is comfortable and confident is endlessly, tirelessly and remorselessly sexy and alluring. It doesn't matter what she's in -- if it happens to be Victoria's Secret, that's great. I think it's more honest and relaxing, though, if it's jersey-knit cotton or flannel or a favorite pair of sweat bottoms and a tank-top or t-shirt.

To me, a woman's sexual allure comes from how she carries herself and how comfortable she is in her skin, no matter what's covering it. If she's comfy nude, that's good, too. I've dated slender women who were most comfortable in what most would call "dowdy" sleepwear, and I've dated a 200+ pound woman who made lingerie work for her to a most delicious degree. Proportionality has much to do with my reaction, far, far more so than actual weight. It's about being relaxed, comfortable and completely at ease when you're together and intimate. There are few better mutual feelings on Earth (though one or two of them that are better include what happens after you're both comfortable...).

And as a side note to the foreplay comments, YES, PLEASE! WHy in the world would you want to rush the delightfully cozy feeling of just being in one another's presence for the sake of taking pleasure in each other's forms and textures, sights and smells? Don't get me wrong, if themood calls for hot, heavy and torrid, then foreplay can be abandoned to go with that flow, whether it be against the door when she comes home or someplace a little more...daring. But when it's a leisurely night at home, I prefer and even occasionally insist on tracing delicate slaloms in the gorgeous landscape of a lover's body (starting with that stretch of sensuous highwat between the ear and the collarbone...hmmmmmm :D ).

It's been two years...I've had plenty of time to imagine and philosophize on this subject.

Actually I don't. Never had a girlfriend so long that it was okay to buy her bras. And I don't buy them for mom either. Or Granny.

I would be totally lost in a bra store.
Don't worry. Plenty of women are lost in a bra store too. A lot of women aren't wearing a bra that actually fits them right. You can't be shy...you need to get measured and fitted. But it's actually a pretty exhausting process...you have to try on so many before you find something right...and heavens forbid you be larger than a C-cup...so many of the really cute lingerie only goes up to C:(

Don't try to buy a woman a bra. She needs to try it on first. There is NOTHING worse than bras that don't fit right (dig into your sides, form those double boobs on the sides or top...ugh).

When it comes to sexy undergarments for men, my last lover mentioned that she loved the black boxer briefs she saw in the film Love Actually. Hearing that, I went to the local Macy's and picked up a pair of black boxer-briefs in microfiber -- very soft. I still enjoy wearing them when I want to feel sexy, and have converted all my normal tighty-whitey cotton underwear to white cotton boxer-briefs, as they eliminate chafing on my thighs from the running I do for exercise and the miles of walking and stairs I climb at work.

Sinuhue are we the same size?? That's exactly what happened to my feet! My closet right now is full of perfectly good clothes which I refuse to get rid of, because some of them might actually fit when all is said and done. Okay, I did get rid of the size 4's because I'm nearly positive they will never fit again. But I'm keeping the 6's! They are good motivation. I'm almost there...I'm in between a 10 and an 8 right now.
Sounds like me. I was a size 4 as well...and I proudly owned a pair of size 1 pants before I got pregnant the first time. I'm 5 feet exactly, and never weighed more than 114 pounds...but now I'm a size 8, more comfortable in loose (needing a belt) size 10...hoping to get down to at least a loose 8, preferably a 6. But the hips aren't going to ever let me be a 4 (much less a 1) again! I gave up saving clothes...I don't want to try to squeeze into something painful if it's laundry day and there's nothing else! If I get smaller, I'll buy new stuff. It'll be a present to me:)


When hubby and I were first married, I believe I purchased for him a pair of novelty underwear...if I recall correctly I believe it was in the shape of an elephants head and his, er, um, 'member' was supposed to go in the trunk. :p That is the single funniest mental image I've had in a great long while! Thanks!

Greetings Intangelon! Yay another Seattlite! Well, I'm actually south of there but so what :)

I have to admit to really liking the look of boxer briefs over regular briefs. Hubby likes them much better too and is way more comfortable. We are currently searching for the perfect pair. So far Tommy Hilfiger is out as is Jockey, Hanes and JCrew. I think the Nautica pair might be the winner. :p

Ahhh, lingerie. A favourite topic of mine :)

I adore wearing lingerie, it makes me feel soooooo much sexier. I actually spend way to much money on, when really, not a whole lot of people see it, heh. You have to skip VS (http://www.victoriassecret.com/) and go straight to La Perla (http://www.laperla.com) or AP (www.agentprovocateur.com) if you want really sexy lingerie (even though it is more expensive). I happen to be a fan of the "boyshorts" or "hipster", I think they're uber cute and amazingly comfy.

And foreplay....mmmm, more please :)

Ah, another painful shopping experience is bikini shopping. Arrgh. I'd never done it before because I don't know how to swim, and when I did get into the water, it was generally in shorts and a t-shirt...but we're planning a trip to Cuba this winter and I've been on the lookout for a bikini that looks good on me.

I can now say I hate bikini shopping more than anything else. When you find something you like, the top never fits the bottom...so you have to go with the mix and match separates. I'm a D cup, and they just don't seem to make bikini tops in anything over a C!!!!! So it would look fine if I could actually squeeze myself into the top and KEEP myself there...but instead I get that terrible double-boob thing happening on the sides. RAH!!! The ONLY swimsuits I've found to actually fit my top AND bottom are ugly old lady suits. DAMN YOU SWIM SUIT MAKERS! I HAVE BOOBS! GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN FIT THEM INTO THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK 60!!!![/rant]

Okay Sinuhue we ARE the same size! Well almost. I'm 5' 1" - yeah I know that 1 inch makes SO much difference! It sounds like you are generally thinner than I am. I haven't worn a 1 since I was 18! I have a medium build and when I exercise vigorously I put on a lot of muscle. I was overweight when I first got pregnant, but I threw up so much I lost 30 lbs. or 13 kg. So when the baby weight came off I was back down to a 2. Didn't last too long though!

Oh did I forget to mention that there was an open mouth under the trunk? You would only see it if um, the uh member was at full salute! :D

I'm a bit weird I don't find lingerie any more sexy then just normal underwear for women.

Now if it was dungerees then it would be a different story..........

Black lacey lingerie. There's nothing sexier.

I love corsets and fishnets. I also love tight rubber clothing. OH and I love slutty school girl outfits with really short skirts.

I have two words for you, Sinuhue-

"Lea-Ther"

I find my wife sexy in lingerie, cotton jockies, or sweats. And if I was away from her for 5 weeks, she could be wearing a tar paper dress and it would still wind up looking like it went through a shredder.

In this instance, I would suggest you wear what makes you feel special and sexy. You're getting ravaged either way.

When I wear underwear, its boxer briefs. My wife likes them. I'm all or nothing. True to my Jekyl & Hyde/gemini personality.

I love corsets and fishnets. I also love tight rubber clothing. OH and I love slutty school girl outfits with really short skirts.


Me too.And a thong underneath, so I can floss properly when I'm done with them.

OH yeah... also I love it when my woman wears those low cut boy shorts panties or whatever they are called.

I'm female. Foreplay is definately my strong point. (as is during and afterplay) However, I'm wondering if lingerie is worth the cost...I like it myself, but I wonder if guys like it as much as women do?

Edit: your noticement is duly noticed:)

I'd rather just see the woman I am with naked. I really don't appreciate anything that gets in the way of the view. ;)

Don't worry. Plenty of women are lost in a bra store too. A lot of women aren't wearing a bra that actually fits them right. You can't be shy...you need to get measured and fitted. But it's actually a pretty exhausting process...you have to try on so many before you find something right...and heavens forbid you be larger than a C-cup...so many of the really cute lingerie only goes up to C:(

Don't try to buy a woman a bra. She needs to try it on first. There is NOTHING worse than bras that don't fit right (dig into your sides, form those double boobs on the sides or top...ugh).
Thanks for the advice :)

First off guys, do you really actually like lingerie? Because I know you think you do...but when a woman goes out and spends over $100 (sometimes a LOT over) just to get the full getup, and you tear it off after looking at it for two whole seconds, we've got to wonder if it's worth it!

What kind of lingerie do you ladies like? What kind of lingerie do you men like? All kinds of lingerie stories welcome!

God I feel like a perv answering this but I am compelled to by sheer nature of being a male. Yes it is quite fun but two seconds? As the second post said, the individual in question must not be too into foreplay. As far as my types, there's quite a bit but yeah, we have way too many 13 year olds in this place so we shouldn't be elaborating.

Greetings Intangelon! Yay another Seattlite! Well, I'm actually south of there but so what :)

I have to admit to really liking the look of boxer briefs over regular briefs. Hubby likes them much better too and is way more comfortable. We are currently searching for the perfect pair. So far Tommy Hilfiger is out as is Jockey, Hanes and JCrew. I think the Nautica pair might be the winner. :p

Greetings to you -- I'm north of Seattle, but it sounds better than saying "Everett". I think that's why I don't get many dates. I gotta move.

Macy's carries a brand of microfiber boxer-briefs from Alfani -- those are the ones I bought, and I like them a lot. Wait for a sale, though.

Am I the only one here who finds a sexy woman in pyjamas just as sexy as a woman in lingerie?

Am I the only one here who finds a sexy woman in pyjamas just as sexy as a woman in lingerie?

Certainly not! Read my earlier post (previous page, #22).

First off guys, do you really actually like lingerie? Because I know you think you do...but when a woman goes out and spends over $100 (sometimes a LOT over) just to get the full getup, and you tear it off after looking at it for two whole seconds, we've got to wonder if it's worth it!

What kind of lingerie do you ladies like? What kind of lingerie do you men like? All kinds of lingerie stories welcome!

Not sure what your paying $100.00 for, but it better have precious metals involved or your getting ripped off.

That said, I love it when my wife wears lingerie. It is a clear indication that she still desires to attract my attention and please me. It is very pleasant to look at, and who says it has to all come off... And it certainly doesn't have to come off quickly!

Of course, my wife doesn't really need anything to be sexy, gorgous, beautiful. She's incredible in PJ's, or anything else she wears.

Don't try to buy a woman a bra. She needs to try it on first.

Unless she already knows the style - then it's ok.

My boyfriend bought me a couple of new bras this past Christmas - in my favorite VS style, which I already knew the proper size for. It was rather funny though when he called me to make sure of my size and I was in the grocery store with my mom. =)

Of course, my wife doesn't really need anything to be sexy, gorgous, beautiful. She's incredible in PJ's, or anything else she wears.

Any pictures? :D

Any pictures? :D

Not any I'd ever share with anyone other than my wife... :p

BTW, that wasn't a very noble question to ask. ;)

Not any I'd ever share with anyone other than my wife... :p

BTW, that wasn't a very noble question to ask. ;)

Awww.

And hey, Lancelot was a noble knight. How many women do you think he's bedded?

Awww.

And hey, Lancelot was a noble knight. How many women do you think he's bedded?

The important part NOT MY WIFE!!!!!! :p

Greetings to you -- I'm north of Seattle, but it sounds better than saying "Everett". I think that's why I don't get many dates. I gotta move.

Macy's carries a brand of microfiber boxer-briefs from Alfani -- those are the ones I bought, and I like them a lot. Wait for a sale, though.

Hey, thanks for the tip on the undies. Also, I'm in Tacoma, so I hear you about the dating thing. I remember when I was still living here and working in Seattle, I couldn't get a date either. People didn't seem to understand I liked having money left over after paying rent!

Also, what exactly is it with the schoolgirl uniform?? I went to private school so I wore the little plaid skirt and white blouse and I swear I've never been honked at so much in my life! Seriously? I've asked my husband about it, but he looked too embarassed to tell me. So then I asked him if he ever wanted me to wear an outfit like that, and I think he said no just so I'd leave him alone. Maybe after I leave breastfeeding land I should just surprise him... ;)

The important part NOT MY WIFE!!!!!! :p

Okay, okay then.

Besides, I don't think I'd interest her anyway. :)

Not sure what your paying $100.00 for, but it better have precious metals involved or your getting ripped off.



This (http://www.cameolingerie.com/bustiers/new-bustiers.html) is what I'm paying $100 for. (Canadian). Once you get the bustier, the thong, the garter straps and stockings, it adds up. And I absolutely LOVE corsets ( http://www.cameolingerie.com/corsets/lingerie-9001.html), but they are difficult to find other than online, and tend to be a lot more expensive than what you find here. My biggest problem with ordering this kind of stuff from a catalogue or a website is that you don't really know if it will fit until you get it, and sending it back is a pain in the arse.

This (http://www.cameolingerie.com/bustiers/new-bustiers.html) is what I'm paying $100 for. (Canadian). Once you get the bustier, the thong, the garter straps and stockings, it adds up. And I absolutely LOVE corsets ( http://www.cameolingerie.com/corsets/lingerie-9001.html), but they are difficult to find other than online, and tend to be a lot more expensive than what you find here. My biggest problem with ordering this kind of stuff from a catalogue or a website is that you don't really know if it will fit until you get it, and sending it back is a pain in the arse.

Woah, that's what 100 Canadian dollars gets you?

Anyone know what that is in British currency?

Woah, that's what 100 Canadian dollars gets you?

Anyone know what that is in British currency?
about £45

Providing the exchange rate is the same as it was when i was in Canada 3 weeks ago.

Woah, that's what 100 Canadian dollars gets you?

Anyone know what that is in British currency?
Six pence?

Actually, £46.9484. So says the Universal Currency Converter (http://www.xe.com/ucc/).

EDIT:
Nadkor, you beat me. May optical delusions still themselves when you pass by in convexing pomp and sacral trance!

This (http://www.cameolingerie.com/bustiers/new-bustiers.html) is what I'm paying $100 for. (Canadian). Once you get the bustier, the thong, the garter straps and stockings, it adds up. And I absolutely LOVE corsets ( http://www.cameolingerie.com/corsets/lingerie-9001.html), but they are difficult to find other than online, and tend to be a lot more expensive than what you find here. My biggest problem with ordering this kind of stuff from a catalogue or a website is that you don't really know if it will fit until you get it, and sending it back is a pain in the arse.
That's some sexy stuff. I don't spend too much money on lingerie :D

This (http://www.cameolingerie.com/bustiers/new-bustiers.html) is what I'm paying $100 for. (Canadian). Once you get the bustier, the thong, the garter straps and stockings, it adds up. And I absolutely LOVE corsets ( http://www.cameolingerie.com/corsets/lingerie-9001.html), but they are difficult to find other than online, and tend to be a lot more expensive than what you find here. My biggest problem with ordering this kind of stuff from a catalogue or a website is that you don't really know if it will fit until you get it, and sending it back is a pain in the arse.


hubba hubba!

Sinner for corsets, I found an AWESOME corset on eBay for $45 (the purple one I shared a pic of my fiancee in). It is very high quality but I doubt those kinds of deals come along everyday. Still there's hope.

You have good taste in lingerie - I must say.

May optical delusions still themselves when you pass by in convexing pomp and sacral trance!
Thanks. I think. :)

And of course, you don't just want one set of lingerie...

...but when I'm wearing it under even plain clothing, it's like a little dirty secret I'm carrying around that I can't wait to share... :D

Unless she already knows the style - then it's ok.

My boyfriend bought me a couple of new bras this past Christmas - in my favorite VS style, which I already knew the proper size for. It was rather funny though when he called me to make sure of my size and I was in the grocery store with my mom. =)


I just check my what my wife already has-check the label for the brand and size and stick to that. I never seem to have any trouble getting the right size.

I just check my what my wife already has-check the label for the brand and size and stick to that. I never seem to have any trouble getting the right size.
Hmmmm...bras are one thing though...getting the full gear is another:)

However, sexy teddys and less fitted underwear is probably safe to get...as long as you don't grossly over or underestimate her size!

To be honest, I'm not a big fan of the corset.

I keep on thinking how the women who wear them are disfiguring their bodies, leading to respiatory problems in later life.

And I wonder why I'm a virgin...

To be honest, I'm not a big fan of the corset.

I keep on thinking how the women who wear them are disfiguring their bodies, leading to respiatory problems in later life.

And I wonder why I'm a virgin...
Na, you're thinking the old-time corsets where women needed their maids to put their foot on their back and PULLLLLL....

Corsets now are fitted to be comfortable (unless you're talking serious bondage). They don't disfigure you at all.

To be honest, I'm not a big fan of the corset.

I keep on thinking how the women who wear them are disfiguring their bodies, leading to respiatory problems in later life.

And I wonder why I'm a virgin...
Everyone has to make sacrifices to look sexy ;)

Hell they even make corsets for males that look pretty good.

Where are all the sexy pictures of you at Sinner? In my mailbox is where they should be

:p

Hell they even make corsets for males that look pretty good.

:p
Seriously? I've never seen a male corset!

I haven't had a sexy picture taken of me in about five years...ok, ok, not before that either. (I'm notoriously camera shy, mostly because it's ME taking the pictures, but hey) Wait until I get some decent lingerie here, and I'll be on that!

Na, you're thinking the old-time corsets where women needed their maids to put their foot on their back and PULLLLLL....

Corsets now are fitted to be comfortable (unless you're talking serious bondage). They don't disfigure you at all.

Never knew that. I always thought it was still the same as before.

Besides, they could still do damage I reckon.

This needs research.

Staring at women in lingerie, giving them examinations (tee-hee), it's a tough life for any researcher given that task.

Seriously? I've never seen a male corset!

I haven't had a sexy picture taken of me in about five years...ok, ok, not before that either. (I'm notoriously camera shy, mostly because it's ME taking the pictures, but hey) Wait until I get some decent lingerie here, and I'll be on that!:eek:

Can't wait to see it.

Can't wait to see it.
Punk! That was supposed to stay hidden, silly!

I don't have any "special" lingerie... I just keep all my lingerie black, lacey and sexy. It just makes me feel good wearing nice sexy stuff, and hey, nobody besides me needs to know about it. Unless of course I choose to show it ;)

Seriously, though, you can get nice and sexy lingerie here for a lot less than 100$, the cheapest set I have cost me 10 Euro. Looks nice, but won't last very long.

Edit : Those photos will stay hidden as well ;)

Punk! That was supposed to stay hidden, silly!

Anyone could see it! The :eek: gave us a clue, as well as the large white space.

And who are you calling a punk anyway? Fool, moron, idiot, prat, any of these would be perfectly acceptable. But "punk"? Nah, dosen't work. :)

Never knew that. I always thought it was still the same as before.

Besides, they could still do damage I reckon.


Simple BRAS could do damage...especially the ones with the underwire...you lean over, and before you know it, the wire punctures your chest! Ouch!! :eek:

I have to pay $150 (Canadian, but still) for a bra. All my bras are ugly. Stop complaining about expensive lingerie. I'm so insanely jealous, you don't even know. :(

I have to pay $150 (Canadian, but still) for a bra. All my bras are ugly. Stop complaining about expensive lingerie. I'm so insanely jealous, you don't even know. :(
Why? Are you a very plus size? Or needing a prosthetic? I can imagine either one wouldn't come with much variety.

Simple BRAS could do damage...especially the ones with the underwire...you lean over, and before you know it, the wire punctures your chest! Ouch!! :eek:

That's why I always take the wire out, I hate them.
Although I have to admit that this limits the choice of bras drastically, as you can only do that if they are a certain cut. But if I don't take them out I invariably end up black and blue in rather sensitive spots... :(

What about accessories? Heels, riding crop, collar, cuffs, etc...I'm looking for inspiration here...

Simple BRAS could do damage...especially the ones with the underwire...you lean over, and before you know it, the wire punctures your chest! Ouch!! :eek:

But does it do the same respiatory damage as a corset?

That's why I always take the wire out, I hate them.
Although I have to admit that this limits the choice of bras drastically, as you can only do that if they are a certain cut. But if I don't take them out I invariably end up black and blue in rather sensitive spots... :(
I stopped buying the underwire for a long time, and switched to sports bras, but I'm back to the wire, and my biggest complaint is not actually injuries (which have been rare so far) but the fact that they get all bent to hell if you wash them normally. I don't handwash anything, I refuse. My time is much more valuable than that, which means I end up having to replace bras with disconcerting frequency:(

Simple BRAS could do damage...especially the ones with the underwire...you lean over, and before you know it, the wire punctures your chest! Ouch!! :eek:That happened to me once when I was drunk. Way harsh. I was in Tim Horton's with my friends really early in the morning when it happened, so I went into the ladies room to fix it....
I could get my bra off no problem. On? Not so much.
The horror, eh? :eek:
My friend had to help me out.

Just to put in my two cents...

As a guy, I find lingerie quite interesting, but I admit it really depends on the mood... if it's at night after a good evening, where you're taking your time in the candlelight then it's a great thing (I believe in taking time re: foreplay and afterplay)... black and lacy, or red silk is great. On the other hand, sometimes it is a matter of um... removing everything in the way as quickly as possible too (ah biology...) It's not a matter of the guy always being in a hurry, most of the time it is mutual (or was in my case... once in the locker room off the doctor's lunchroom lol!)

On the other topic, I can give an honest answer to the whole schoolgirl uniform subject. Most guys (even the ones who don't admit it) like girls in schoolgirl uniforms, especially the japanese sailor-suit type with very short skirts. The basic reason behind that is that it makes girls look really cute and innocent (read young and naive), not to mention that access is easy... and also due to the fact that fantasies usually start with adolescence and to some extent form the basis of our sexuality later in life. No surprise that high school uniforms are so popular with men.

I wa a doctor by profession previously, so I gave it some thought earlier as to why humans act the way they do and like the things they do... :)

But does it do the same respiatory damage as a corset?
No, of course not.

But neither does a corset.

You would have to lace the corset as tightly as they used to to actually do any damage. Many corsets don't actually lace anymore, they have hooks in the back or front to do them up, and they fit snugly, but not tightly. (snug to have the 'push up' effect) The ones that DO lace up generally don't get laced up very tightly, because frankly, not many people think that extreme hour-glass figure (12 inch waist with normal hips) is attractive. And few women would go through that amount of pain, again unless we're talking about S&M. At one point in the 18th and 19th centuries, some women even had ribs removed to make their wastes smaller with a corset. I doubt that's particularly common now!

I stopped buying the underwire for a long time, and switched to sports bras, but I'm back to the wire, and my biggest complaint is not actually injuries (which have been rare so far) but the fact that they get all bent to hell if you wash them normally. I don't handwash anything, I refuse. My time is much more valuable than that, which means I end up having to replace bras with disconcerting frequency:(

Just make a little incision on the inside and remove the wires... you can try with one of the older ones first.
I find it's a lot more comfortable this way. As for support, well, that then depends on the cut of the bra itself. The more "balcony" they are, the less this works.

What about accessories? Heels, riding crop, collar, cuffs, etc...I'm looking for inspiration here...

Heels: yes, if you're comfortable with them.

Riding crop: ???

Collar: For whom?

Cuffs: Oh, why not. get a cheap pair with the little catch that means you can take them off without a key.

Also can I suggest a large pole for dancing.

Just to put in my two cents...

As a guy, I find lingerie quite interesting, but I admit it really depends on the mood... if it's at night after a good evening, where you're taking your time in the candlelight then it's a great thing (I believe in taking time re: foreplay and afterplay)... black and lacy, or red silk is great. On the other hand, sometimes it is a matter of um... removing everything in the way as quickly as possible too (ah biology...) It's not a matter of the guy always being in a hurry, most of the time it is mutual (or was in my case... once in the locker room off the doctor's lunchroom lol!)

On the other topic, I can give an honest answer to the whole schoolgirl uniform subject. Most guys (even the ones who don't admit it) like girls in schoolgirl uniforms, especially the japanese sailor-suit type with very short skirts. The basic reason behind that is that it makes girls look really cute and innocent (read young and naive), not to mention that access is easy... and also due to the fact that fantasies usually start with adolescence and to some extent form the basis of our sexuality later in life. No surprise that high school uniforms are so popular with men.

I wa a doctor by profession previously, so I gave it some thought earlier as to why humans act the way they do and like the things they do... :)
Ja, I go to an all-girls school and them boys are always trying to get over the fences and stuff. They go crazy over the uniforms :p

Cuffs: Oh, why not. get a cheap pair with the little catch that means you can take them off without a key.



Very, VERY good point. That could lead to some particularly embarassing situations...

Riding crop: ??? Yup. *smack!*

Collar: For whom?

Cuffs: Oh, why not. get a cheap pair with the little catch that means you can take them off without a key. Both for me...there are some nice ones I've seen, linked with pearls or light silver chains...nice....

Also can I suggest a large pole for dancing.
ROFLMAO! That would look strange in the bedroom!

No, of course not.

But neither does a corset.

You would have to lace the corset as tightly as they used to to actually do any damage. Many corsets don't actually lace anymore, they have hooks in the back or front to do them up, and they fit snugly, but not tightly. (snug to have the 'push up' effect) The ones that DO lace up generally don't get laced up very tightly, because frankly, not many people think that extreme hour-glass figure (12 inch waist with normal hips) is attractive. And few women would go through that amount of pain, again unless we're talking about S&M. At one point in the 18th and 19th centuries, some women even had ribs removed to make their wastes smaller with a corset. I doubt that's particularly common now!

I see. Thank you for your...expert advice on corsets.

I'll be sure to keep it in mind.

Why? Are you a very plus size? Or needing a prosthetic? I can imagine either one wouldn't come with much variety.Plus-size is easy to find. I went looking, trust me. You can find up to, like 54 DD in a plus-size store, but nothing over DDD in the cups, and certainly not attached to a normal-sized band. I have to order online, from the UK. :eek:
I did recently get one that is kinda hot, if plain. I didn't realize it before I ordered it, but it's a push-up bra. I didn't know they made them for chicks like me. They probably shouldn't; it really is quite obscene. :eek:
But the guys who have seen it so far seemed to like it, and it's comfortable, so that's all that matters, right? :D

I see. Thank you for your...expert advice on corsets.

I'll be sure to keep it in mind.
If you want to see different styles and models of non-disfiguring corsets, check them out here (http://www.vollerscorset.co.uk/)! (And notice the cha-ching! These things don't come cheap!)

Yup. *smack!*

I see. Go for it. Women look sexy with them, especially with leather gloves on, in my opinion.

Both for me...there are some nice ones I've seen, linked with pearls or light silver chains...nice....

Sounds a good idea, especially the cuffs.

ROFLMAO! That would look strange in the bedroom!

Well when you aren't using it, you can explain it as plumbing.

Well when you aren't using it, you can explain it as plumbing.
LOL :D

Seriously? I've never seen a male corset!

I haven't had a sexy picture taken of me in about five years...ok, ok, not before that either. (I'm notoriously camera shy, mostly because it's ME taking the pictures, but hey) Wait until I get some decent lingerie here, and I'll be on that!

Sure:

http://www.amf.addr.com/factory/MaleCorset.JPG

http://www.deserttorch.com/images/Jens_male_corset_A.jpg

http://www.users.bigpond.com/mortishas/breathless_male_corset_front_small.jpg

Although I look way better in them! hehehe. And Noble Men there is no way I am sharing my Sinner pics!

Plus-size is easy to find. I went looking, trust me. You can find up to, like 54 DD in a plus-size store, but nothing over DDD in the cups, and certainly not attached to a normal-sized band. I have to order online, from the UK. :eek:
I did recently get one that is kinda hot, if plain. I didn't realize it before I ordered it, but it's a push-up bra. I didn't know they made them for chicks like me. They probably shouldn't; it really is quite obscene. :eek:
But the guys who have seen it so far seemed to like it, and it's comfortable, so that's all that matters, right? :D
Yikes! DDD! My mother's side all have very, very busty women, and most of them have back problems and grooves in their shoulders from their bras. I always prayed I wouldn't end up with Dolly Parton breasts...if I did end up like that I'd get a reduction, just for comfort's sake! As it is, there are so many tops I can't wear, because I can't go braless (that's right, they're real, so they don't stand up like baseballs!) and the strapless bras don't really cut it. But I have little to complain about when we're talking serious plus sizes here! Wow!

Sure:

-sniped to save room-

Although I look way better in them! hehehe. And Noble Men there is no way I am sharing my Sinner pics!

Ugh. That's just wrong.

How did you know I'd ask?

Plus-size is easy to find. I went looking, trust me. You can find up to, like 54 DD in a plus-size store, but nothing over DDD in the cups, and certainly not attached to a normal-sized band. I have to order online, from the UK. :eek:
I did recently get one that is kinda hot, if plain. I didn't realize it before I ordered it, but it's a push-up bra. I didn't know they made them for chicks like me. They probably shouldn't; it really is quite obscene. :eek:
But the guys who have seen it so far seemed to like it, and it's comfortable, so that's all that matters, right? :D

Try here Evans (http://www.evans.co.uk) . That's UK as well, but bras go up to size F, so you should be fine, and the prices are ok really

Edit : Oh, and they do come in "sexy" ;)

Yup. *smack!*

Both for me...there are some nice ones I've seen, linked with pearls or light silver chains...nice....


ROFLMAO! That would look strange in the bedroom!

I like posture collars on me and on womens (Seen the movie The Cell? I especially liked one I saw on that movie.) Other collars are kuhl too but posture collars are my fave.

Riding crops, handcuffs, all that stuff is fun. Spurs too! My best friend actually runs a dungeon in LA, she is a domme - I'd link her sites but it's prolly not allowed here eh?

The place is called Hollywood chambers - thats all you really need to know.

On the other topic, I can give an honest answer to the whole schoolgirl uniform subject. Most guys (even the ones who don't admit it) like girls in schoolgirl uniforms, especially the japanese sailor-suit type with very short skirts. The basic reason behind that is that it makes girls look really cute and innocent (read young and naive), not to mention that access is easy... and also due to the fact that fantasies usually start with adolescence and to some extent form the basis of our sexuality later in life. No surprise that high school uniforms are so popular with men.My ex liked me to put my hair in pig-tails. Seemed like an innocent enough request at the time...
I've also heard that the body type that a man will find attractive later in life is usually similar to that of any teenage girl he was exposed to regularily when he was young (babysitter, older sister's friend etc.).

What about sexy underwear for guys? I have to admit I don't really notice what he's wearing (as long as it isn't worn and full of holes I mean)...is there anything ladies (or men) like to see their men in?
I'm actually fairly indifferent to men wearing underwear.

It is hot when he goes commando though... ;)

Ugh. That's just wrong.

How did you know I'd ask?

Why is it wrong?

Because I said that I'd like to get her pics in my email and when she said they might be forthcoming you said you cant wait to see them. I thought you meant it in a way where Iw ould share them once I got them. I could be wrong. It happens alot.

I like posture collars on me and on womens (Seen the movie The Cell? I especially liked one I saw on that movie.) Other collars are kuhl too but posture collars are my face.

Riding crops, handcuffs, all that stuff is fun. Spurs too! My best friend actually runs a dungeon in LA, she is a domme - I'd link her sites but it's prolly not allowed here eh?

The place is called Hollywood chambers - thats all you really need to know.
Goddess Sativa?

OMG pigtails are so hawt! My fiancee knows how to drive me crazy - just put up the pigtails.

Goddess Sativa?


You got it!

I like posture collars on me and on womens (Seen the movie The Cell? I especially liked one I saw on that movie.) Other collars are kuhl too but posture collars are my face.

Riding crops, handcuffs, all that stuff is fun. Spurs too! My best friend actually runs a dungeon in LA, she is a domme - I'd link her sites but it's prolly not allowed here eh?

The place is called Hollywood chambers - thats all you really need to know.
I'm not sure if bondage would actually do anything for my husband, though I think I'd be into it. To a certain point...hell, at that certain point I'm game for pretty much anything, but before that, not as much:)

You got it!
Cool, not my style though :D

Try here Evans (http://www.evans.co.uk) . That's UK as well, but bras go up to size F, so you should be fine, and the prices are ok really

Edit : Oh, and they do come in "sexy" ;)Ahhh.....
That's very sweet of you to suggest. And you made me laugh harder than I have in weeks. "up to size F"?
That's it?!? :p
"F" is DDD.
D=D, right?
DD=E, and DDD=...
It's the American vs the French system.
Seriously, though, I do appreciate the effort. I'm not laughing at you, so much as at me and my unfortunate situation. At least I can still see the humour in it, right? :)

Why is it wrong?

Because I said that I'd like to get her pics in my email and when she said they might be forthcoming you said you cant wait to see them. I thought you meant it in a way where Iw ould share them once I got them. I could be wrong. It happens alot.

To me, it just is. Others may disagree.

Really, it was a joke. But if anyone does want to send me pictures...;)

To me, it just is. Others may disagree.

Really, it was a joke. But if anyone does want to send me pictures...;)
I think's weird but not exactly wrong.

Pictures of what?

Ahhh.....
That's very sweet of you to suggest. And you made me laugh harder than I have in weeks. "up to size F"?
That's it?!? :p
"F" is DDD.
D=D, right?
DD=E, and DDD=...
It's the American vs the French system.
Seriously, though, I do appreciate the effort. I'm not laughing at you, so much as at me and my unfortunate situation. At least I can still see the humour in it, right? :)

No, not really. It's A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H
Check the page, under "Intimates" there's a link "Bra search". Just enter your size and see if they have it on offer...

Edit : Forget the search option, I just tried it, it doesn't work. Just check out the bras and then the sizes... They go up to H

I'm not sure if bondage would actually do anything for my husband, though I think I'd be into it. To a certain point...hell, at that certain point I'm game for pretty much anything, but before that, not as much:)

Just switch with each other - put him in cuffs first and play around with tickling and smack his ass with a riding crop. maybe even scare him a bit into thinking you are going to invade a certain part of his body... but don't really do it (unless he's into that and in teh mood at the moment or shows willignness when you go for it *shrug*).
Then Let him be the master. If you can get over your feminazism long enough to let that happen. :p ;)


A little play in new and different areas can be fun. I'm sure you know bondage doesnt have to mean pain or anything liek that whatsoever, but this point also goes out to others who might not be familiar with the BDSM world.

I think's weird but not exactly wrong.

Pictures of what?

Well we're all entitled to our opinions.

Isn't it obvious? :D

No, not really. It's A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H
Check the page, under "Intimates" there's a link "Bra search". Just enter your size and see if they have it on offer...F is still not big enough. :(
Thanks anyway.

To me, it just is. Others may disagree.

Really, it was a joke. But if anyone does want to send me pictures...;)


yeah thats understandable.

I'll send you more pictures of guys in corsets then - lol

F is still not big enough. :(
Thanks anyway.

No problem, but they actually go up to H.

Cool, not my style though :D

Yeah it's not for everybody.

yeah thats understandable.

I'll send you more pictures of guys in corsets then - lol

Glad you understand.

Eww!

F is still not big enough. :(
Thanks anyway.


Your back must be really strong or in much pain! :eek:

No problem, but they actually go up to H.The bigger the bra, the uglier it'll be. :( The cutest styles don't come in my size, unfortunatly.
I'll check out the site anyway.
Thanx :)

Heels: yes, if you're comfortable with them.

Riding crop: ???

Collar: For whom?

Cuffs: Oh, why not. get a cheap pair with the little catch that means you can take them off without a key.

Also can I suggest a large pole for dancing.


If she had a riding crop, I would provide the large pole.

The bigger the bra, the uglier it'll be. :( The cutest styles don't come in my size, unfortunatly.
I'll check out the site anyway.
Thanx :)

I think I remember of a shop in London that deals with ladies with...sore backs, if you know what I mean.

I'll try to find a website.

I've found some sites, hope they help:

http://www.biggerbras.com/
http://www.double-d.com/index2.html
http://www.bravissimo.com/Bravissimo/
http://www.la-lingeriestore.co.uk/sitemap/large_bra.htm

Please let one of them be good, I feel wierd looking.

Your back must be really strong or in much pain! :eek:Really strong.
To all the girls out there who have back problems because of this.... The back extension machine (http://www.muellercenter.rpi.edu/Equipment/Cybex/Cybex-back-extension.asp) at your local gym is your friend. There are exercises that you can do without machines or weights that work well, too.
I can do 215lbs. My boobs don't weigh quite that much.

Really strong.
I can do 215lbs. My boobs don't weigh quite that much.


Hmmm...what do they weigh,if you dont mind me asking?

I've found some sites, hope they help:

http://www.biggerbras.com/
http://www.double-d.com/index2.html
http://www.bravissimo.com/Bravissimo/
http://www.la-lingeriestore.co.uk/sitemap/large_bra.htm

Please let one of them be good, I feel wierd looking.


YES-weird indeed!! Browsing all those curvy women....MMmmmm...cuurvvyyy wommmennn....

Really strong.
To all the girls out there who have back problems because of this.... The back extension machine (http://www.muellercenter.rpi.edu/Equipment/Cybex/Cybex-back-extension.asp) at your local gym is your friend. There are exercises that you can do without machines or weights that work well, too.
I can do 215lbs. My boobs don't weigh quite that much.


Whoa! I hope they don't! I imagine doing back exercises is a better plan than getting a reduction.

I've found some sites, hope they help:

http://www.biggerbras.com/
http://www.double-d.com/index2.html
http://www.bravissimo.com/Bravissimo/
http://www.la-lingeriestore.co.uk/sitemap/large_bra.htm

Please let one of them be good, I feel wierd looking.Thank you very much! :) I'll add these sites to my "favourites" folder labelled "bra shopping" (no joke, I actually have one).
I've found that figleaves (http://www.figleaves.com/) of the UK is the best. It carries tons of brands. I highly recommend it.

Hmmm...what do they weigh,if you dont mind me asking?I have never felt the need to weigh them in the past... Maybe I'm just strange... :p

Thank you very much! :) I'll add these sites to my "favourites" folder labelled "bra shopping" (no joke, I actually have one).
I've found that figleaves (http://www.figleaves.com/) of the UK is the best. It carries tons of brands. I highly recommend it.
Nice. I did a search and found this nice one (http://www.figleaves.com/us/product.asp?product_id=WUS-7614&mci=&size=) for a reasonable price.

I've found some sites, hope they help:

http://www.biggerbras.com/
http://www.double-d.com/index2.html
http://www.bravissimo.com/Bravissimo/
http://www.la-lingeriestore.co.uk/sitemap/large_bra.htm

Please let one of them be good, I feel wierd looking.

Well, I don't know about Oxwana, but I think I'm gonna spend a good part of my next salary on some of those... there are really gorgeous things on those pages. Thanks :fluffle:

Thank you very much! :) I'll add these sites to my "favourites" folder labelled "bra shopping" (no joke, I actually have one).
I've found that figleaves (http://www.figleaves.com/) of the UK is the best. It carries tons of brands. I highly recommend it.

Glad to be of service.

And I'll check out figleaves if I ever wake up and find I'm a woman.

YES-weird indeed!! Browsing all those curvy women....MMmmmm...cuurvvyyy wommmennn....

Of course it's wierd if there's a chance your parents could walk through the door at any time.

Well, I don't know about Oxwana, but I think I'm gonna spend a good part of my next salary on some of those... there are really gorgeous things on those pages. Thanks :fluffle:

You're welcome!

Two women now helped by me! This makes my day a whole lot brighter, knowing that people out their are happier thanks to me. Yay!

I have never felt the need to weigh them in the past... Maybe I'm just strange... :p


That gives me an idea-I could start a business that weighs them accurately-so you'll know!!

You should love what you do and do what you love.

Thanks!!!

Of course it's wierd if there's a chance your parents could walk through the door at any time.


I'm all growed up now. And far away. Its more likely you would walk through my door now than either of them.

If she had a riding crop, I would provide the large pole.
Maybe I'm hopelessly prudish, but what is it with horseriding stuff?
Only times I've used a riding crop is to encourage an errant equine to change its behavior. Usually you do that quite gently, too! I wouldn't want anyone waving one of those things near my backside!
Besides, mine's short and green. Functional, but not sexy.

And spurs..? :eek: I once used spurs. Never again. It was too scary you'd hurt the horse...

Oh, and girls in flesh-coloured jodhpurs get honked quite a lot, too. Clearly by people who don't come across girls in jodhpurs very often ;)

But lingerie? (in a vain attempt to return to topic.) It's very good. Sadly my girlfriend doesn't like corsets, but there's plenty of other interesting things she does enjoy wearing :D

Nice. I did a search and found this nice one (http://www.figleaves.com/us/product.asp?product_id=WUS-7614&mci=&size=) for a reasonable price.

Mmm... not my style. I'd rather go for this (http://www.biggerbras.com/productsb/val-8310.shtml)

Maybe I'm hopelessly prudish, but what is it with horseriding stuff?
Only times I've used a riding crop is to encourage an errant equine to change its behavior. Usually you do that quite gently, too! I wouldn't want anyone waving one of those things near my backside!
Besides, mine's short and green. Functional, but not sexy.

And spurs..? :eek: I once used spurs. Never again. It was too scary you'd hurt the horse...

Oh, and girls in flesh-coloured jodhpurs get honked quite a lot, too. Clearly by people who don't come across girls in jodhpurs very often ;)

But lingerie? (in a vain attempt to return to topic.) It's very good. Sadly my girlfriend doesn't like corsets, but there's plenty of other interesting things she does enjoy wearing :D


See the movie Secretary (I think thats the name)

EDIT: No 'The' in there.

Nice. I did a search and found this nice one (http://www.figleaves.com/us/product.asp?product_id=WUS-7614&mci=&size=) for a reasonable price.It only comes in sizes up tp 38D.... That being my problem.
I have not bought a bra that inexpensive or that attractive since I was 12. :(
Thanks anyway :)

I love curvy women...

It only comes in sizes up tp 38D.... That being my problem.
I have not bought a bra that inexpensive or that attractive since I was 12. :(
Thanks anyway :)
Poor you :fluffle:

It only comes in sizes up tp 38D.... That being my problem.
I have not bought a bra that inexpensive or that attractive since I was 12. :(
Thanks anyway :)

How about this (http://www.evans.co.uk/promostores/Evans/index.html?make_live=yes&promo=) then? Don't know if it's your style, though...

I love curvy women...So I've heard... :p
You wouldn't happen to be tall, would you? (reference to my post on this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=433271&page=6))

I'm all growed up now. And far away. Its more likely you would walk through my door now than either of them.

*Walks through the door*

Hello.

Mmm... not my style. I'd rather go for this (http://www.biggerbras.com/productsb/val-8310.shtml)

Hmm...nice. The way it sparkles reminds me of the papparazi at a film premier.

Maybe I'm hopelessly prudish, but what is it with horseriding stuff?
Only times I've used a riding crop is to encourage an errant equine to change its behavior. Usually you do that quite gently, too! I wouldn't want anyone waving one of those things near my backside!
Besides, mine's short and green. Functional, but not sexy.

I dunno. If a woman holds it with gloves on, bites it and is topless, that's nice. Just don't hit me too hard.

And spurs..? :eek: I once used spurs. Never again. It was too scary you'd hurt the horse...

Not adviseable for the bedroom either.

Oh, and girls in flesh-coloured jodhpurs get honked quite a lot, too. Clearly by people who don't come across girls in jodhpurs very often ;)

I don't. I live away from a jodhpur based area.

But lingerie? (in a vain attempt to return to topic.) It's very good. Sadly my girlfriend doesn't like corsets, but there's plenty of other interesting things she does enjoy wearing :D

Nice try, didn't work.

I'm happy for you.

See the movie Secretary (I think thats the name)
This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/) one, from 2002?
I shall add it to the list of educational films I should see ;)

This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/) one, from 2002?
I shall add it to the list of educational films I should see ;)

Thats the one. GREAT movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This (http://www.cameolingerie.com/bustiers/new-bustiers.html) is what I'm paying $100 for. (Canadian). Once you get the bustier, the thong, the garter straps and stockings, it adds up. And I absolutely LOVE corsets ( http://www.cameolingerie.com/corsets/lingerie-9001.html), but they are difficult to find other than online, and tend to be a lot more expensive than what you find here. My biggest problem with ordering this kind of stuff from a catalogue or a website is that you don't really know if it will fit until you get it, and sending it back is a pain in the arse.

Try Fredricks of Hollywood, They frequently have corsets with Stockings on sale for under $50.00. Also, Walmart tends to have these things as well... ;)

Yes, the returning items that aren't properly sized can be a pain, but Fredricks sizing is a little smallish, but fairly consistent.

Ahhh.....
That's very sweet of you to suggest. And you made me laugh harder than I have in weeks. "up to size F"?
That's it?!? :p
"F" is DDD.
D=D, right?
DD=E, and DDD=...
It's the American vs the French system.
Seriously, though, I do appreciate the effort. I'm not laughing at you, so much as at me and my unfortunate situation. At least I can still see the humour in it, right? :)
Holy bosoms, Batman...now you're going to have to spill the beans...what size are you???

YES-weird indeed!! Browsing all those curvy women....MMmmmm...cuurvvyyy wommmennn....
I love the one site entitled: Lingerie, Swimwear and Clothing FOR BIG BOOBED WOMEN:)

(Hey, I might actually find a decent bikini here! And cripes...D shouldn't be considered BIG, and yet it's hard to get a good bra in D!!!!)

Www.Lingerie, Swimwear and Clothing FOR BIG BOOBED WOMEN:).com
:confused:

I love the one site entitled: Lingerie, Swimwear and Clothing FOR BIG BOOBED WOMEN:)

(Hey, I might actually find a decent bikini here! And cripes...D shouldn't be considered BIG, and yet it's hard to get a good bra in D!!!!)

*shakes head

Girls, come to Ireland. D is a regular size, most shops stock up to DD. And there's plenty of shops for all the sizes above that.

Maybe I'm hopelessly prudish, but what is it with horseriding stuff?
Only times I've used a riding crop is to encourage an errant equine to change its behavior. Usually you do that quite gently, too! I wouldn't want anyone waving one of those things near my backside!
Besides, mine's short and green. Functional, but not sexy.
Well, my hubby doesn't like to be smacked, but I do...especially right when I'm in the middle of a fantastic.....

Mmm... not my style. I'd rather go for this (http://www.biggerbras.com/productsb/val-8310.shtml)
Hmmmm...I'm wearing one almost exactly like that right now!

See the movie Secretary (I think thats the name)

EDIT: No 'The' in there.
I totally loved that movie. Mmmmm...

Try Fredricks of Hollywood, They frequently have corsets with Stockings on sale for under $50.00. Also, Walmart tends to have these things as well... ;)

Yes, the returning items that aren't properly sized can be a pain, but Fredricks sizing is a little smallish, but fairly consistent.

How the heck do they size corsets only by bust size?

What about those of us who have a little bit extra in the tummy?

(Not that I'm sure I would look or feel good in a corset - but all those skinny women do LOL)

Hmmmm...I'm wearing one almost exactly like that right now!

I love the colour, and I adore embroidered bras. I've been looking for something like this for ages...

Try Fredricks of Hollywood, They frequently have corsets with Stockings on sale for under $50.00. Also, Walmart tends to have these things as well... ;)

Yes, the returning items that aren't properly sized can be a pain, but Fredricks sizing is a little smallish, but fairly consistent.
I did find some sexy boyish-cut lace underwear at Superstore once for a buck a piece...and later saw the same undies at La Senza for $15!!! That was sweet...

Www.Lingerie, Swimwear and Clothing FOR BIG BOOBED WOMEN:).com
:confused:
Smart aleck! http://www.bravissimo.com/Bravissimo/ (it was a link given earlier)

*shakes head

Girls, come to Ireland. D is a regular size, most shops stock up to DD. And there's plenty of shops for all the sizes above that.
Seriously...where are all these A cups all the best bras seem to be made for?? (Hint, they work in these stores) I always ask the clerk, "Do you have this in a D cup" and she looks at me like I've got giganta-knockers! They really aren't that big!

How the heck do they size corsets only by bust size?

What about those of us who have a little bit extra in the tummy?

(Not that I'm sure I would look or feel good in a corset - but all those skinny women do LOL)

yes by bust size.

and corsets are for those girls with a little extra in the tummy dept., well the lace up ones are. thats why they lace - adjustability.

try it, I bet you'll love how it looks.

How the heck do they size corsets only by bust size?

What about those of us who have a little bit extra in the tummy?

(Not that I'm sure I would look or feel good in a corset - but all those skinny women do LOL)
Don't worry. The corset 'slims' the tummy too. But you have to try them on to see what fits you comfortably.

I love the colour, and I adore embroidered bras. I've been looking for something like this for ages...
If you can believe it, I got this one at SEARS. It was one of the FEW that had that style above a C cup...oh, you should have seen the bustier of the same colour and style that only went to B...I even tried it on just in case (what, my boobs shrank? Yeah right) :(

So...... try on a bra before you buy it. *notes*

Oh and no lingerie for men. Suits are better.

Anything else?

Seriously...where are all these A cups all the best bras seem to be made for?? (Hint, they work in these stores) I always ask the clerk, "Do you have this in a D cup" and she looks at me like I've got giganta-knockers! They really aren't that big!

Italy :D

I totally loved that movie. Mmmmm...

you would! :p

yeah I keep meaning to purchase it.

yes by bust size.

and corsets are for those girls with a little extra in the tummy dept., well the lace up ones are. thats why they lace - adjustability.

try it, I bet you'll love how it looks.

I'm thinking about it. Maybe every girl should try a corset at least once. =)

So...... try on a bra before you buy it. *notes*

Oh and no lingerie for men. Suits are better.

Anything else?

Yeah, ALWAYS USE A CONDOM!!!

It's amazing how many people forget.

Fuck what the Pope says I'm an Atheist and the Catholics should be able to see he's talking bollocks!

So I've heard... :p
You wouldn't happen to be tall, would you? (reference to my post on this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=433271&page=6))

I'm average- 6'. I dont really feel thats tall though.

So...... try on a bra before you buy it. *notes*

Oh and no lingerie for men. Suits are better.

Anything else?
Just this ( http://www.loversemporium.co.uk/acatalog/fantasy-outfits.htm). (Check out the hot police uniforms) and this ( http://www.loversemporium.co.uk/acatalog/exotic-lingerie.htm) and also this ( http://www.loversemporium.co.uk/acatalog/sexy-lingerie.htm)...and well...there are some other good pages too:).

Just this ( http://www.loversemporium.co.uk/acatalog/fantasy-outfits.htm). (Check out the hot police uniforms) and this ( http://www.loversemporium.co.uk/acatalog/exotic-lingerie.htm) and also this ( http://www.loversemporium.co.uk/acatalog/sexy-lingerie.htm)...and well...there are some other good pages too:).


oh yeah I forgot all about chain mail! I love sexy chain mail outfits. I don't know why because I bet they are really cold at first, though that could have it's advantages ;)

Holy bosoms, Batman...now you're going to have to spill the beans...what size are you???My father doesn't know, and he buys my bras. You don't get to know either. :p

oh yeah I forgot all about chain mail! I love sexy chain mail outfits. I don't know why because I bet they are really cold at first, though that could have it's advantages ;)
They definitely wouldn't be for all-day wear....but there's one on that page, the second from last I think that is kind of like silver rings...that looks awesome. I really like the sequined stuff up top too....ohhhh....and they have holes for nipplage....

My father doesn't know, and he buys my bras. You don't get to know either. :p
Damn.:)

They definitely wouldn't be for all-day wear....but there's one on that page, the second from last I think that is kind of like silver rings...that looks awesome. I really like the sequined stuff up top too.

Yeah, thats the one I was talking about. Prolly my fave on that whole page. There are a lof of sexy outfits on all three of those pages though.

Edit: Oh wait no I was talking about the very last one.

Yeah, thats the one I was talking about. Prolly my fave on that whole page. There are a lof of sexy outfits on all three of those pages though.
I know...the more I see, the less satisfied I am with the boring stuff they have in the mall lingerie stores...I'm trying to find more 'exotic' lingerie in boutiques in Edmonton for this weekend, but everything seems pretty tame...I might have to do some internet ordering, but again I despair...so many of these outfits come in small, medium or large, but I have no idea if the large would actually fit...those girls look pretty tiny!

I know...the more I see, the less satisfied I am with the boring stuff they have in the mall lingerie stores...I'm trying to find more 'exotic' lingerie in boutiques in Edmonton for this weekend, but everything seems pretty tame...I might have to do some internet ordering, but again I despair...so many of these outfits come in small, medium or large, but I have no idea if the large would actually fit...those girls look pretty tiny!


yeah I dunno about finding stuff that fits over teh internets.

Fly to Vegas and I'll help you go shopping at the many sex stores we have here and tell you how everything looks on you. Or off of you :p

yeah I dunno about finding stuff that fits over teh internets.

Fly to Vegas and I'll help you go shopping at the many sex stores we have here and tell you how everything looks on you. Or off of you :p
Talk about an expensive shopping spree!

Vegas hmmm? We get these seat sales there all the time at work...I think I'll be getting some pics together for your girlfriend to peruse.... :D

So, if buying over the internet generally leads to stuff that doesn't fit, where exactly do you go about buying a corset?

I get all my lingerie at Victoria's Secret - but they tend to have more nighties and teddies than corsets. In fact, I think the only corset I ever saw there was so outrageously expensive that I coudln't even try it on LOL.

Talk about an expensive shopping spree!

Vegas hmmm? We get these seat sales there all the time at work...I think I'll be getting some pics together for your girlfriend to peruse.... :D

Think of it this way. All you need to pay for are plane tickets. We'll give you a place to stay and feed you! :D No really!

Pics would help seal the deal with my horndog gf. ;) plus I wouldn't mind seeing them either.

So, if buying over the internet generally leads to stuff that doesn't fit, where exactly do you go about buying a corset?

I get all my lingerie at Victoria's Secret - but they tend to have more nighties and teddies than corsets. In fact, I think the only corset I ever saw there was so outrageously expensive that I coudln't even try it on LOL.

Well when it comes to a lace up corset, just look for something sturdy and inexpensive with the correct bra size (and of course something visually appealing), because thats how I found a great one on eBay. I was referring to buying stuff that is "large", "medium", or "small" and not knowing what you are getting. Of course sometimes different people measure things differently and mybe I just lucked out.

So, if buying over the internet generally leads to stuff that doesn't fit, where exactly do you go about buying a corset?

I get all my lingerie at Victoria's Secret - but they tend to have more nighties and teddies than corsets. In fact, I think the only corset I ever saw there was so outrageously expensive that I coudln't even try it on LOL.
Oddly enough, the corsets I've found (I've yet to actually buy one for myself, I just went shopping with a friend and tried some on) were at stores that sell Goth clothes and all that Gothy type stuff. You can also pretty racy ones at bridal shops, which is where I think I'll go this weekend. Ones that just prop up, but don't cover your breasts, etc etc. Yummy stuff. They can vary in price of course, but it's not like you need 14 different corsets in all colours. One or two (and they last forever) and you're set. Expect to spend anywhere from $60 - $250 for a good quality corset. You can spend more, but why would you?

Pics would help seal the deal with my horndog gf. ;)
I like her more with each passing moment!

Dem and Sin - I decided to look on eBay to see if they still had the one I got for my woman...

I FOUND IT!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5408829966&category=4844&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

This IS the one I got and its high quality and cheap in price.

I like her more with each passing moment!

:D Me too! :p

My father doesn't know, and he buys my bras. You don't get to know either. :p

So-if he can fit his head in the cup comfortably, its the right size?

Dem and Sin - I decided to look on eBay to see if they still had the one I got for my woman...

I FOUND IT!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5408829966&category=4844&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

This IS the one I got and its high quality and cheap in price.


Bastards! They would have to put it on a red head model.

I know...the more I see, the less satisfied I am with the boring stuff they have in the mall lingerie stores...I'm trying to find more 'exotic' lingerie in boutiques in Edmonton for this weekend, but everything seems pretty tame...I might have to do some internet ordering, but again I despair...so many of these outfits come in small, medium or large, but I have no idea if the large would actually fit...those girls look pretty tiny!Figleaves (http://www.figleaves.com) has free shipping and a great return policy, and the sizes are perfectly consistent (they measure the garments and assign their own sizes. It's awsome.

Bastards! They would have to put it on a red head model.

What's wrong with that?

So-if he can fit his head in the cup comfortably, its the right size?Naw.
He has a big head, but not that big. ;)

Naw.
He has a big head, but not that big. ;)

Woah! They must be massive!

Sorry to be so crude.

Woah! They must be massive!

Sorry to be so crude.I take shop classes; I've heard it all.
I'm hard to offend; no need to apologize. :)

I take shop classes; I've heard it all.
I'm hard to offend; no need to apologize. :)

Yeah, but I'd feel awkward if I didn't.

Heard it all? Any examples?

First off guys, do you really actually like lingerie? ..I need pictures of you in lingerie...to properly answer you question. :D

I personally like watching girls in lingerie, but it doesn't have to be expensive to turn me on. In fact, they could be wearing anything as long as they act sexy :)

Although I do have a fetish for women in a nurse's uniform.....

Yeah, but I'd feel awkward if I didn't.

Heard it all? Any examples?None that I'd care to repeat.
I also speak Spanish... I've heard some really choice comments from Hispanic guys to their friends while waiting for the bus, standing in line etc. when they thought I couldn't understand...

None that I'd care to repeat.
I also speak Spanish... I've heard some really choice comments from Hispanic guys to their friends while waiting for the bus, standing in line etc. when they thought I couldn't understand...

What did you say when they started talking about your mammeries?

I personally like watching girls in lingerie, but it doesn't have to be expensive to turn me on. In fact, they could be wearing anything as long as they act sexy :)

Although I do have a fetish for women in a nurse's uniform.....
Hear,Hear!!

I own some lingerie, but only as a joke. I've only had one bf, and that was in the 7th grade, so I have no one to model it for. x3 Lol

I own some lingerie, but only as a joke. I've only had one bf, and that was in the 7th grade, so I have no one to model it for. x3 Lol

Model it for us! :D

Actually, how old are you? I don't want any 11 year olds in lingerie on my history list.

I'm just not that kind of guy!

What did you say when they started talking about your mammeries?Nothing. Like I said, I'm hard to offend. They were talking about them in a complementary manner, at least. But I did a double take when one of them started talking to the other about his grandma's "fried cheese" ( :confused: ), and I think it occured to them then that I might know some Spanish...

Nothing. Like I said, I'm hard to offend. They were talking about them in a complementary manner, at least. But I did a double take when one of them started talking to the other about his grandma's "fried cheese" ( :confused: ), and I think it occured to them then that I might know some Spanish...

Aw. I'd have said something just to see the look on their faces.

"Fried cheese"? Lovely.

Aw. I'd have said something just to see the look on their faces.

"Fried cheese"? Lovely.Indeed.
And good call on the edit of your last post. :p

Indeed.
And good call on the edit of your last post. :p

Thanks. I just realised I didn't know how old 7th grade is

But if she can buy lingerie, I'm sure she's at least 16.

First off guys, do you really actually like lingerie? Because I know you think you do...but when a woman goes out and spends over $100 (sometimes a LOT over) just to get the full getup, and you tear it off after looking at it for two whole seconds, we've got to wonder if it's worth it!

What kind of lingerie do you ladies like? What kind of lingerie do you men like? All kinds of lingerie stories welcome!

Definitely worth it. There's nothing better than when a woman makes the effort & dresses up in sexy undies. Gets me going every time. :)

Model it for us! :D

Actually, how old are you? I don't want any 11 year olds in lingerie on my history list.

I'm just not that kind of guy!
That backpedal was so awesome, it earned you a lwayer joke!

What do you call a room full of lawyers?
Highly trained legal professionals

That backpedal was so awesome, it earned you a lwayer joke!

What do you call a room full of lawyers?
Highly trained legal professionals

Why thank you.

The joke sucks, by the way.

Why thank you.

The joke sucks, by the way.
Hmm?
I don't understand, that was supposed to be one of my really good jokes.
Let me try another:

How does one brainwash a blonde?
A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down her confidence and resistance to outside suggestions.

(Oh , how I love "Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans"...)

***HIJACK ENDS***

How does one brainwash a blonde?
A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down her confidence and resistance to outside suggestions.

:headbang:

not a big deal, personally, i like girls without lingerie.....
*wink wink :D

not a big deal, personally, i like girls without lingerie.....
*wink wink :D

What about a woman in lingerie.

BTW, change the sig, too many smilies, the eyes can't cope.

Thanks. I just realised I didn't know how old 7th grade is

But if she can buy lingerie, I'm sure she's at least 16.I'm 17, and soon to entre 12th grade (for the second time). Each grade is a year. You figure it out. :p

Naw.
He has a big head, but not that big. ;)


You are a good sport. I'm glad you arent offended by anything I've said. I'm really just joking around.

What you mean on the floor? :D

I'm glad to see that lingerie is still on people's minds:)

I'm glad to see that lingerie is still on people's minds:)

The Key to lingerie, is having somthing that can captivate the man's (or women if you swing that way) attention, keeping it on long enough to get things really hot, and if you are really good, something you can still wear while :fluffle: . We men are simple beings, too closely related to our animal relatives, so it is the woman's role to inforce some sophistication into the :fluffle: . I personally like corsets and stockings, and frilly lace, sadly my beloved beleives in granny knickers and long boring Tee shirts with teddy bears on them, shocking to think we have been together for 6 years. the last set of lingerie I bought is still in its wrapping up 4 weeks later.

I'm glad to see that lingerie is still on people's minds:) Actually Daleks are on my mind right now. :) They interest me more than lingerie. :)

All I have to say is.....



Thong thong thong thong thong.

*To the beat of that Sisquo song.*

I'm glad to see that lingerie is still on people's minds:)

Hey, you never responded to my eBay corset link earlier and I was just wondering if you got it.

You are a good sport. I'm glad you arent offended by anything I've said. I'm really just joking around.I know. It's all good. I'm a freak of nature, I've come to expect it.

I don't get people who are so sensitive about a neutral characteristic (like 7ft people who get pissed when you tell them they're tall). Late one Friday night, some drunk guy in the back of a hummer yelled "you have huge tits!" at me. My reply? "I am aware!!!". I thought it was funny, but my friends were horrified... We were only 13, though.

It's not like you're calling me ugly.
At least, not to my face. :p

I'll be honest. I'm not interested enough to read the entire thread, but I'll throw out my two cents.

Women: Cotton panties and my shirt on and either no bra or an UNPADDED bra. Wear this and prepare to be boarded.

Men: I get the best reactions from women when wearing white, fruit of the loom, boxer-briefs. I'm comfortable. She's happy to see them when the pants come off. Everyone wins. I also get good reactions when I dress on either extreme because I do so infrequently, a nice tailored suit or a pair of old jeans and a long john shirt covered in paint and grime.

Oxwana, you're going to make us all wonder what your bra size is.

Not that I'm asking or anything.

Sticking my nose in late, but here's my two cents:

I appreciate it when my lady friends wear sexy lingerie.

A good tease is also an important part of the whole set up. If your guy knows what you are wearing underneath, it'll drive him crazy all nightlong.

A good example was one of my old GFs, Y1, who had this garter belt set up that was deadly hot. I always knew when she was wearing it, because she always wore the same pattern of stocking with it, that were different from any others she wore. She would tease, tease, tease when we went out, long before we hit bed. She'd also tell me right out at the start of an evening when she was wearing any other lingerie she knew I liked (or what she wasn't wearing!). The build up was outstanding. She was also GGG in what she'd wear...

The exact opposite was Y2, who had body image problems, and refused to believe that she could wear any sexy lingerie. The sex was pretty bland.

Yes, I like it. Men are easily stimulated visually and motivated by variety. A woman has lots of options to provide that variety and exploit it. A man who rips it right off probably hasn't seen enough of you that way...

Hey, you never responded to my eBay corset link earlier and I was just wondering if you got it.
Yup...but...it seems to be more of a link to a wholesaler, and the prices are about the same as other internet vendors. I'm going to do some shopping this weekend and see if I can find some good sizes and if not, I'll do the internet thing:)

How the heck do they size corsets only by bust size?

What about those of us who have a little bit extra in the tummy?

(Not that I'm sure I would look or feel good in a corset - but all those skinny women do LOL)

I guess I didn't ever think about that. My wife is thin enough that it's never been an issue. Of course, like most women I know, she still complains way to frequently about how "fat" she is. I think women in general need a serious talking to about delusions relating to self-perception. :(

Oxwana, you're going to make us all wonder what your bra size is.

Not that I'm asking or anything.Good thing you're not asking, cause I'm not telling. :p

Good thing you're not asking, cause I'm not telling. :p
I'll tell you my boxers' size if you do......?

I'll tell you my boxers' size if you do......?Boxer size means nothing, and you know it.
And guys lie about "size". Don't even try to deny it. :p

I guess I didn't ever think about that. My wife is thin enough that it's never been an issue. Of course, like most women I know, she still complains way to frequently about how "fat" she is. I think women in general need a serious talking to about delusions relating to self-perception. :(But when they complain they're fat, they're asking you whether you still love them. :p

Boxer size means nothing, and you know it.
And guys lie about "size". Don't even try to deny it. :p
I know. And I never lie about my size. Heck. I never talk about it. Nor have I measured or compared. I just know my boxers' size.

Pretty please with a cherry on top? :fluffle:

I know. And I never lie about my size. Heck. I never talk about it. Nor have I measured or compared. I just know my boxers' size.

Pretty please with a cherry on top? :fluffle:He's right. A lot of guys don't compare for fear that they might be smaller, so they don't even measure (it might be lower than the national average :p)

He's right about the second part too. Pleeeeeeze :)

He's right. A lot of guys don't compare for fear that they might be smaller, so they don't even measure (it might be lower than the national average :p)
Speak for yourself :p

Speak for yourself :pI haven't bothered measuring either :D

I haven't bothered measuring either :D
Whoo!

2-0 for the men with unknown sizes

But when they complain they're fat, they're asking you whether you still love them. :p

Which I do my best to show both verbally and with my actions, but it isn't just a question of being loved. I don't know that I've ever met a woman who was actually satisfied with how she looks. Very very sad IMO.

Which I do my best to show both verbally and with my actions, but it isn't just a question of being loved. I don't know that I've ever met a woman who was actually satisfied with how she looks. Very very sad IMO.You need a dictionary that translates woman into English and vice versa. There's one that translates woman into German, but I doubt that would help you...

You need a dictionary that translates woman into English and vice versa. There's one that translates woman into German, but I doubt that would help you...
:confused: :confused:

:confused: :confused:When women say things, they actually mean something completely different. This book translates things women say in German into real German that even men can understand. My ex-girlfriend vouches for its validity.

The book (http://www.langenscheidt.de/deutsch-frau/buch.html)

My husband and I get around this problem very easily. I've realized that when I ask him "do I look fat?" I really just want to hear him say he still finds me attractive. So now I don't ask, I just tell him to tell me I look good! :p

It actually works. Although right now I AM kinda fat because I'm still losing baby weight, but I'm 19 lbs (8.5kg?) away from my goal! Yay! It's so much better than how I used to look (5' 1" and 185lbs when I delivered baby) that we both are breathing a sigh of relief. Now if I could just get my stomach to tighten up...

When women say things, they actually mean something completely different. This book translates things women say in German into real German that even men can understand. My ex-girlfriend vouches for its validity.

The book (http://www.langenscheidt.de/deutsch-frau/buch.html)

Funny... I think it should be the other way round though. Women generally tend to use language more, both in quantity and in quality, so it's reasonable to assume that they actually know their own languag a lot better than men do. Consequently, if there are misunderstandings, they have to be because men really don't know how to use and understand the language, be it German or English. ;)

Funny... I think it should be the other way round though. Women generally tend to use language more, both in quantity and in quality, so it's reasonable to assume that they actually know their own languag a lot better than men do. Consequently, if there are misunderstandings, they have to be because men really don't know how to use and understand the language, be it German or English. ;)
Come on! "Do I look fat to you?" is woman for "Do you still love me, even if I were fat?" or something similar, depending on the situation... admit it :p
This book just points out most of the situations where women say things that can't be taken literal, like, "yes they are" is not the appropriate answer to "ooh, nice shoes", "okay we'll buy them" is...

Come on! "Do I look fat to you?" is woman for "Do you still love me, even if I were fat?" or something similar, depending on the situation... admit it :p
This book just points out most of the situations where women say things that can't be taken literal, like, "yes they are" is not the appropriate answer to "ooh, nice shoes", "okay we'll buy them" is...

Just goes to show that I was right. Men understand language only at one level, whereas women can use it on at least 5 different levels at the same time ;)

You see, the answer to "Ooh, nice shoes" isn't "Okay, we'll buy them", because that way you're implying that you assume her to be superficial, careless with money and only interested in material goods. The correct answer would be "Didn't your best friend get a similar pair recently? they seem to be really in right now... and I think they would look great with that (insert colour or style here) outfit of yours. Do you think we should buy them? Or would you feel like copying your friend too much?"

Just goes to show that I was right. Men understand language only at one level, whereas women can use it on at least 5 different levels at the same time ;)

You see, the answer to "Ooh, nice shoes" isn't "Okay, we'll buy them", because that way you're implying that you assume her to be superficial, careless with money and only interested in material goods. The correct answer would be "Didn't your best friend get a similar pair recently? they seem to be really in right now... and I think they would look great with that (insert colour or style here) outfit of yours. Do you think we should buy them? Or would you feel like copying your friend too much?"
The book actually says something about buying at least five pairs. I haven't actually read it, but I did the test to see if I could understand women. I got most of the answers right... whatever that's worth...

Oh, this is funny. I'm actually learning something! Seeing how I'm too young to have a hubby at the moment... But yeah. Now there's a few laughs on how women say one thing and mean the other. :p

I get such a good laugh reading what women say about their hubbies, because it's just so entertaining. It makes me think of those soap operas or whatever where a group of women (friends) get together and say all these crazy embarassing things about their men. -Laughs-. I can't wait to get one of my own... I have one in mind :p, but I'll stay off the embarassing subjects unless he didn't mind.

Oh... What exactly is the difference between lingerie and um... Just regular underwear? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Which I do my best to show both verbally and with my actions, but it isn't just a question of being loved. I don't know that I've ever met a woman who was actually satisfied with how she looks. Very very sad IMO.
Sometimes we are, and sometimes we aren't. The worst thing is, quite often when you're at your best...like TAKE A PICTURE OF ME NOW, I'M HOT!!! best, you have nowhere to go, and no one to see you:( Other days we just feel like the ugliest thing on earth. And many women are constantly comparing themselves to women they consider to be attractive. I think the tummy issue is a big thing, because of the styles right now (short tops, low riding bottoms). But it's true that many women feel pretty insecure about their looks every now and again. Partially it may be because we know you guys are so visually stimulated, and you might start wanting something different than us....who knows. I do know that some days you just look fabulous, with no effort...and others, no matter what you do, you look like crap. :(

Oh... What exactly is the difference between lingerie and um... Just regular underwear? :confused: :confused: :confused:

The price, mostly :D

Lingerie are the really sexy bits, with lace or satin or leather... things you tend to wear for a purpose rather than everyday items ;)

Thong thong thong thong thong.

My husband and I get around this problem very easily. I've realized that when I ask him "do I look fat?" I really just want to hear him say he still finds me attractive. So now I don't ask, I just tell him to tell me I look good! :p

It actually works. Although right now I AM kinda fat because I'm still losing baby weight, but I'm 19 lbs (8.5kg?) away from my goal! Yay! It's so much better than how I used to look (5' 1" and 185lbs when I delivered baby) that we both are breathing a sigh of relief. Now if I could just get my stomach to tighten up...
I'm going through exactly the same thing. I gained huge weight the first pregnancy, and lost it all...in fact, by the time I was pregnant with the second one I was less than pre-pregnancy weight. The second time, I lost most of the weight again, but a stubborn 20lbs has remained. I've started working out three times a week, and I've only lost 3 lbs, but I've tightened things up a lot and trimmed down some inches everywhere (even the tummy), though I don't quite notice it in terms of how my clothes fit yet. The tummy is the hardest part, I think for most people. I really don't know what to do about it! My husband does an insane amount of situps and says he hasn't really noticed a difference in the tummy area either:(

I'm not fat, by any means. But I am uncomfortable, and that's what matters to me. My tummy is my biggest adversary right now!

Whoo!

2-0 for the men with unknown sizes

I've measure both length and circumference. Sorry to ruin your perfect record. The first time was in response to bet with a waitress who said she could tell the size of a guy by looking at him.

I'm going through exactly the same thing. I gained huge weight the first pregnancy, and lost it all...in fact, by the time I was pregnant with the second one I was less than pre-pregnancy weight. The second time, I lost most of the weight again, but a stubborn 20lbs has remained. I've started working out three times a week, and I've only lost 3 lbs, but I've tightened things up a lot and trimmed down some inches everywhere (even the tummy), though I don't quite notice it in terms of how my clothes fit yet. The tummy is the hardest part, I think for most people. I really don't know what to do about it! My husband does an insane amount of situps and says he hasn't really noticed a difference in the tummy area either:(

I'm not fat, by any means. But I am uncomfortable, and that's what matters to me. My tummy is my biggest adversary right now!

Eight minute abs. I swear by it. It won't get rid of fat, but if you want tight abs, it'll do it. It's an easy, fast, but intense workout you can do every day. I'm an everyday user and you could hit me in the stomach with a sledge.

You see, the answer to "Ooh, nice shoes" isn't "Okay, we'll buy them", because that way you're implying that you assume her to be superficial, careless with money and only interested in material goods. The correct answer would be "Didn't your best friend get a similar pair recently? they seem to be really in right now... and I think they would look great with that (insert colour or style here) outfit of yours. Do you think we should buy them? Or would you feel like copying your friend too much?"
Sorry...although this in fact would be the perfect response, it would sound truly strange coming from your loving man. In fact, were he to respond in this manner, no doubt suspicions as to his true sexuality would perculate through your mind...and probably rightfully so. :D

Which I do my best to show both verbally and with my actions, but it isn't just a question of being loved. I don't know that I've ever met a woman who was actually satisfied with how she looks. Very very sad IMO.I'm hot shit.
I think so,
I know so,
I've been told so.
It's hot in my house, so I don't wear a top at the computer, and I'm wearing my new push-up bra. I keep getting distracted by my tits, and taking a few minutes just to look at them.
I love them, and every other part of me.
I tell other chicks when they look hot, too; doing my community service.
Maybe that's why they think I'm a lesbot...

I get such a good laugh reading what women say about their hubbies, because it's just so entertaining. It makes me think of those soap operas or whatever where a group of women (friends) get together and say all these crazy embarassing things about their men.

My husband was quite recently disconcerted to find out how close female friends share the intimate details of their love life with little embarassment, and much gusto. I let it slip that I'd compared certain acts I enjoy with a friend of mine, to discover that although she used to be quite prudish about said acts, she now was quite enamored of them. My husband, a bit taken back said, "You told her we did that!!??" I said...of course...don't guys talk about that with one another (knowing very well that they usually don't!). I guess he was a bit nervous about it knowing that she knows things about him....I guess I can understand that. Women generally don't let on that they know these things, however. We wouldn't bring it up to the guy in question!

So guys...if you don't think your girlfriend has told her friends about pretty much everything you've done (or not done) in the bedroom...you're probably wrong. Don't worry though...we don't hold it against you:)

I've measure both length and circumference. Sorry to ruin your perfect record. The first time was in response to bet with a waitress who said she could tell the size of a guy by looking at him.
Sheesh...how many times did you do it? And was it in front of her? And did the measurements ever change? And what is it with you and bets with women?