The Lake Erie Tropical Islands Region [Archive] - Page 5

Samsylvannia

15-11-2003, 23:37

*The Samsylvannian Battle Fleet ceases the bombardment of the DDR South beachhead to allow the troops to land. The ekranoplans ride up on the beach and in a matter of 30 minutes have unloaded an entire division of mechanized marines. The division engineers begin carving out a landing strip above the beach. Admiral Edward Teach is in command on the bridge of the QARII.*

Admiral: Inform General Murdock at headquarters that everything is proceeding according to schedule.

Ensign: Aye, sir.

***********************

*The Emperor sits in his throne room. He pushes a button on a chair, and a wall panel slides away to reveal a military tactical screen, a direct feed from the command center. He looks, does a double take, and becomes extremely angry.*

Emperor: He did what?!!!! Of all the...*activates intercom* Nameless Lackey #26, get in here! *NL26 runs in the doorway. The Emperor pulls out a large gun labeled "Raging Bee" and shoots him.* Of all the....*Continues grumbling. He calms down and activates the intercom again.* Nameless Lackey #27, would you come in here? *NL27, looking very nervous, peaks around the corner.* Number 27, inform the news agencies that I will be giving a press conference tomorrow at 8pm. I want them all there.

#27: But, sir, we don't have that kind of space in the Press Room.

Emperor: Well then move it down the street to Jan Van der Roost Memorial Hall. It's too important, I need them all there. And get someone to clean up this mess*#27 leaves* There's no hiding it now. I will have to inform the public after all...

Samsylvannia

15-11-2003, 23:51

*In Linux, Edenstein, a young ethnic Samsylvannian gets up as he does every day for work. He is a janitor at the Edenstein Palace. On his way out the door the telephone rings.*

Voice: May I speak to Tibodeau, please?

Ben: Tibodeau?

Voice: Boudreaux says to tell you to heat up the Jambalaya.

Ben: *He frowns for a moment, then resolutely answers* I'm sorry, this is Ben Kitzler, you must have the wrong number.

Voice: Ah, my mistake then.

Ben: No problem.

*He hangs up and goes to work. Several hours later he finds himself outside the office that was long rumored by the staff to contain a weapon of unimaginable power. He looks both ways down the hall, sees that no one is around, and enters the code on the keypad. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. He mumbles something about luggage and walks into the room, knowing exactly what he would see. Holding up a table in the corner is the infamous HOUND.*

Ben: Long live Emperor Conn!!!!!! *He runs up and kicks the "table leg" over. It begins to fall over and...bangs harmlessly to the floor. Suddenly a group of Edenstein guards enters the room brandishing large unfriendly weapons.*

Ben: Uh...uh...Long live Emperor Conn!!!! *He kicks the HOUND. Nothing happens.* Damnit. *He looks at the guards and puts his hands out in front of him.* Shall we go to jail? *They take him away.*

Henceland Omega

16-11-2003, 19:50

::Ritsuko is in the hotel room with Agents Smith and Neo. Agent Ghost runs in::

Ghost: Rit-chan! I have some news! Our sources inform us that Emperor Conn will be having a press conference at the Jan Van der Roost Memorial Hall tomorrow at 8!

Smith: Why is it Van der Roost Memorial Hall? Isn't he still alive?

Ritsuko: Yes, but that's beside the point. This is JUST the opportunity we need!

Ghost: WHAT? Are you NUTS? He's having it there specifically to hold all the news agencies! Everyone will be there! Foreign news stations, including representatives from HO Channel 2! You can't do anything!

Ritsuko: Yes we can. It just has to be planned perfectly. Let's take a walk...

::The group walks to the Jan Van der Roost Memorial Hall, walks up the stone stairs and inside. Ritsuko looks around the room the conference will be held in. Samsylvannian security walks up to the group.

Nameless Guard 3: Hey! You can't be here! This place is closed to the public untill after the conference!

Ritsuko: Oh ok, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

NG3: Didn't they stop you at the door?

Ritsuko: Didn't who stop us at the door?

NG3: Oh right... Those 2 went to get a glass of water for their hiccups. Well, just leave!

Ritsuko: Ok. ::The group leaves::

Smith: There's no way you can do anything. You won't be able to get in anyway.

Ritsuko: That's ok. Hey, I'm hungry! Let's go to Stavro's Bar across the street. I hear they have great food! ::The group goes to lunch::

Henceland Omega

16-11-2003, 20:01

::In Edenstein, Bert Barnhead and Jay Smerling are still gathering information::

Bert: No Jay! For crying out loud, that won't work!

Jay: Why not?

Bert: Look, when you go to assassinate someone, you don't just ring the doorbell and ask to be let in!

Jay: Well that would get us inside wouldn't it?

Bert: NO! Look, we need to find a way to SNEAK into the palace and figure out where the Empress is staying.

Jay: Empress? Isn't Ed an Emperor?

Bert: For the last time, we don't want to assassinate Emperor Ed. Empress Carolyn is staying here, remember?

Jay: Oh yeah! Hey, why don't we go up to the front door and..

Bert: JAY! Hey wait... what was the news about the palace needing a new janitor? That might be the ticket! We could be janitors!

Jay: Won't they recognize us?

Bert: From where? When have they ever seen us before? I swear, you and strategy is like mixing oil and idiot... I'm going to go sign us up. You can sweep floors can't you?

Jay: Yeah, that's what the boss had me doing untill after the Summit.

Bert: Good... at least there's something you can do right...

16-11-2003, 20:29

*President Peter walks into view of the camera with a towel around his back and his Burger King crown. The camera seems to be near the ground angled up at Peter. He stops and poses, then turns to the camera*

Peter: Good day everyone! This message is to inform you that not only are we now on international television, we can now be seen around the world! *A dog walks up to Peter. He looks at Peter and shakes his head, then speaks*

Dog: Peter, you just said the same thing two different ways.

Peter: Yeah? Well Brian, if you must know, since we are now broadcasting around the world, I wanted to make sure everyone understood me!

Brian: But you didn't have to do that. If by some crazy act people in other regions do hear your message, it will be translated anyway!

Peter: Woah! So you mean that right now, those French bastards are hearing me speak French?

Brian: No, it means there's a translation at the bottom of the screen.

Peter: *He points his finger at Brian* You lie! I don't see anything! Ahem anyway, to all you people out there. We are here! And so are you!

Brian: Who writes your speeches for you anyway?

Peter: Me, why?

Brian: I thought so. *The cameraman makes a thoughtful sound*

Cameraman: International television, eh? This may be just what I need! I could use this to my advantage! *A red-headed woman walks into view*

Woman: Peter, its time for Stewy's nap! And I told you he's not allowed to hold a camera!

Stewy: Blast!

Peter: Save it Lois, I'm broadcasting!

Lois: Not anymore! *She walks up to the camera, suddenly everything goes to black*

Dubelco

16-11-2003, 22:43

Henceland Omega

16-11-2003, 23:30

::At B4U Base, the call to "Dynamite Rave" was heard throughout the station. General Ramsus walks over to a random Commander

Ramsus: Is everyone prepared?

Random Commander: Yes. With the declaration of Oni mode equipment was prepared. At the signal everyone got ready. Everyone is standing by.

Ramsus: Excellent. I'm going. ::He walks through the base, down to the lowest level and stands in front of a highly secure door. The signal scans his retina and handprint, and then asks for a 9 digit passcode and authorization. Ramsus passes through and enters a small room. He enters another code and sighs::

Ramsus: This is it. ::He is asked for voice authorization:: Authorization Gebler, Dynamite Rave Omega 2. ID Ramsus Kahr. ::A small panel opens up revealing a small blue button. He presses the button. Immediate silence overcomes the entire base as a soft whirring noise begins deep in the bowels of the base. Suddenly the ground above the base begins to pull back as the entire base beings to raise up from underground. All the pilots sit patiently in their cockpits, ready for launch, as do the other military personnel in their vehicles. The secret Special Forces group remains deep underground. The base comes out of the ground into full view as anti-radar measurements are taken. At the signal, the entire B4U Base military launches into action at once::

Edenstein

17-11-2003, 06:53

*In the imperial palace of Edenstein, Bert and Jay are sitting across from the human resources director for palace help, he is sitting reviewing their job aplications*

HRD: So Mr. Reynolds *Looks at Bert* wern't you in a movie? I see here that you have been employed in various factory jobs as a custodial engineer, why did you leave those jobs?

Bert: *thinks for a second serching for a good excuse* Because those factories imported and exported items to and from CoC.....

HRD: *Looks over lists of companies and pushes buzzer on desk* Anne,

Anne: Yes sir?

HRD: Have the lists of companies on Mr. Reynolds application seized and liquidated. And have the plant owners and managers sent to the gulogs.

Anne: Yes sir...

HRD: Excellent, we like to see patriotisim in our workers! And now mr Smerling........

*Bert whispers to Jay* I thought I told you to change your name!?!?!?!?!

Jay: (To Bert) I did! I put a line over the e!

*Bert smacks his forhead*

HRD: (To Jay) Now Mr. Smerling when we looked up your record, it shows that you where a prominant geneticist at Torvalds University in Santa Cruz, that vanished a few years ago. Why are you applying for this job?

Jay: I want to assasinate Empress Carolyn and this is the easiet way to get in.

*Bert smacks Jay on the shoulder*

Jay: I mean, better working conditions.

*the HRD laughs and signs off on a few papers* You guys are going to start tomorrow. Welcome to the team.

*the door opens behind them and they are let out the secretary stops them on the way out*

Anne: Here are your papers, bring these with you and you will be granted security clearence for your jobs, and issued uniforms and custodial supplies.

Jay and Bert: Thank you,

Bert: (To Jay) You almost screwed that up for us.......
Jay: No! We where golden! Why would he of suspected anything?
Bert: Because you told him what we are planning on doing..
Jay: No I didn't!
*Bert smacks his head and they walk out of the palace towards their hotel room*

17-11-2003, 07:27

*Tifa Island of Henceland Omega. For several days the island has been under a constant siege, much like the Marle Massacre. The island has held its ground due to its larger size and the resilence of the citizens after the incident in their neighbor's island. So far 2,700 of the population are confirmed dead and hundreds more are missing and/or presumed dead. On the other side, the National guard and citizens' militia have managed to kill 15 soldiers. Chancellor Bifida has made a rare appearance on the island.*

Bifida: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOUR PROBLEMS??!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY HAVEN'T WE KILLED ALL OF THESE LITTLE SHITS?!!! I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!!!!!

Officer: I'm sorry sir, but they're larger numbers and are resil......

Bifida(Beat red): OH SHUT THE F&%$ UP! THAT'S IT, LEAVE NO ONE ALIVE AT ALL. I WANT THIS PLACE BURNED!!!!!!!!!! AFTER YOU BURN IT ALL, SEARCH FOR SURVIVORS AND KILL THEM ALL, MAN WOMAN OR CHILD! TELL EVERY MAN HE WILL GET AN EXTRA 10% OF THEIR SALARY FOR THE HEAD OF EVERY MAN HE KILLS, 15% FOR EVERY WOMAN, AND 20% FOR EVERY CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN SEW SALT IN ALL THE GODDAMN LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eastern Detroit

17-11-2003, 16:25

*Andrew and Tim sit inside the C&C room, Aronar walks in.*

Aronar: Well boys whats on the docket today?

Andrew: Not much sir, just a few minor things. We've signed the deals with Eastern Detroit.

Aronar: Excellent, then we have full use of it then?

Tim: Yes sir, we have a non agression pact and all.

Aronar: Yes, most excellent. Send Naval Task Force 4 with the tranports to Eastern Detroits waters, Go with them Tim, as our ambassador.

Tim: Yes sir, I'll leave first thing tommorow. They have no qualms what so ever with our presence, or so they say. We should be fine.

Aronar: Excellent. Also, how is production going?

Andrew: Slow sir, we've had problems with stage 2.

Aronar: Ah heck, put more into it, we've got enough in other fields, put in 20%.

Andrew: 20 sir? That much in one project?

Aronar: Sure why not? Its not like its going anywhere without us helping, or can it?

Andrew: *chuckles* Yes sir.

*The Army of God's Navy Fleet Group 1 sails to meet the Dubelcoin fleet.

From the Flagship EDS Mecca a Yekaterinburg class super carrier, Admiral Mohammed Ali Adied, Cousin to Mohammed Ayatollah Adied learns of the approaching Dubelcoan Fleet*

*Adied asks his aide*

"Why are the Dubelcoans sending a fleet to our waters? Don't the Infidels know all we signed was a Non-Agression Pact, which means that if we don't attack him, he won't attack us. This is Confusing. Rashid, get me the radio!"

*Adied speaks into the satellite radio transmitting to the Dubelcoan Fleet*

"this is Admiral Mohammed Ali Adied, Fleet Commander of the Army of God's Naval Wing Fleet Group 1, please state your Business"

*Turns back to his aide*

"Rashid, have the captain send up a Flight of Su-33's and a Flight of Su-34's to be a picket force for our navy, and have the current Cap and Patrol land."

Henceland Omega

17-11-2003, 20:00

::Ritsuko talks on the speakerphone with Corran::

Ritsuko: I told you! Didn't I tell you?

Corran: Hey, it seemed logical didn't it?

Ritsuko: For crying out loud, you should've known better! Remember the Treaty of Paulsberg?

Corran: Yeah, I remember that. And I remember the other incident too. I just figured...

Ritsuko: Well you figured WRONG!

Tempest: Hey! Watch it Ritsuko!

Corran: It's all right Tempest. Look, there's nothing we can do about this now. What's your progress.

Ritsuko: Oh my progress is fine! I've got a plan all worked out! Just promise me you won't let this go!

Corran: Sure, but remember we still haven't heard word from the Sabrewulf Attack Group, and we just went to Dynamite Rave.

Ritsuko: You went to Dynamite Rave?

Corran: Yes, it was unavoidable.

Ritsuko: Oh.... well then I guess we can wait a bit. General Yamamoto reporting out!

18-11-2003, 06:57

*LETI Newsbreak*

"We now take you live to DDR West where live on the scene is LETI News own Earl Motze to report the events of the past couple days on the island."

Motze: Thank you. About a week ago, if you will, a larger HO strike force entered the airspace around the captured island. As the attack commenced, a sudden rumble was heard. Out of nowhere arrived a fleet, if you will, of Proenzastan's navy including a carrier full of planes launching a defensive strike on Henceland Omega. All three suffered casualties, the majority being Crippleslovenia. After a six hour dog-fight, the added support of the Proenzastan force was enough to drive Henceland Omega back once again. However, if you will, the Crippleslovenian stronghold is very small on the islands and there are talks of a withdrawal considering the Proenzastanian actions. Wait, what's that?

*Suddenly the Proenzastan 5th Fleet, which had led the defensive against HO, returns to the island, their guns this time pointed at Crippleslovenia.*

Motze: Oh my go........

*Transmission goes dead*

18-11-2003, 07:17

*Tifa Island after an unprecedented day of slaughter. Soldiers, hungry for the salary bonuses promised of them, madly hunted the island looking for the heads of any citizen left standing. The entire island is stained a dark crimson and no water is drinkable. The army has begun to burn everything in sight and soldiers in the farmland have begun to sew salt into the ground, rendering the land useless for years. Chancellor Bifida stands on the beach gazing on the bloodshed.*

Bifida (sniffing): Ah, you smell that? It's the smell of success.

Officer (puking over the stench of rotting and burning human flesh): I...if you say sso ssssir.

Bifida: What are the new figures?

Officer: We have 11,000 confirmed dead. We've lost a total of 30 soldiers.

Bifida: I see. Well those men are casualties of a great cause.

Edenstein

18-11-2003, 08:00

*Emperor Ed is sitting in his office surrounded by His aides, Admiral Ulonov, and his top military advisors, they are looking at a map of the region and of Henceland Omega and the assorted battlegroups that are there from the different countries Ulonov puts some papers down on the table*

Ulonov: It is evident that this slaughter in Henceland Omega can not go on, we have reports from LETI News and Edenstein news correspondents, that civillians are being slaughterd for pay raises by the army.

Ed: What battle groups do we have in the area?

*Admiral Boris Kustan walks towards the map*

Kustan: Sir, we have legion fleets 1 and 2 in international waters, just outside of the Proenzastani fleet... we can hit them two pronged, we can engage them at long distance with our Mach 6.5 anti ship missles launched from the battleship and arsenal ships, and air dropped Yakohonts from carrier based aircraft, and also Laser guided bombs dropped from F/A-18's would also devestate their fleets, when we get in closer, we will engage them ship to ship, from our intel, our battleships will be able to take them out from a safe distance.

Ed: What of our own ship defences? Its been a while since I've been out to sea?

Kustan: Sir, we have so many flack, cannon, machine gun, CIWS, and Phalanx weapons systems on our ships they won't be able to touch us, plus we will be flying constant CAP missions to screen any incoming fighters.

Ed: When can we launch?

Ulonov: At your word sir.

Ed: Execute, send those bastards to the bottom of the lake.

*The advisors salute the emperor and leave the office, they head towards C&C and start issuing orders to the fleets*

*On the ES: Redhat, a Soyouz IV Battleship, the flagship of the Combined legion fleets, the orders are handed down, and the relayed to all of the ships, 4 Arsenal ships in the 2 fleets start lauching the mach 6.5 "Killjoy" missles for a total of 100, skimming the top of the lake at 20 feet, a small fishin boat intercepts one of the missles on its way to the target and explodes into a firey ball, From the OS1 and OS2 a 48 F/A 18's carrying 4 2000 lb JDAM bombs and 2 MK-98 Snakeyes a piece scramble and head towards the proenzastani fleet, also From the Intimidator 24 F/A-18's lift off carrying 1 Yakohaunt 3 missle a piece and fly in at 50 feet towards the fleet, they release their missles at 200 miles out and fly back towards the carriers. From the McGraw and McNugget, (escort Carriers) 30 SU-37's 25 F/A-18's and 45 F-14's take off in support of the F/A 18's carrying the bombs. The 18's and 37's are carrying 6 AMRAAM missles and 2 sidewinders, and the F-14's are carrying 6 Pheonix Missles, they are all heading towards the proenzastan fleet anchored off of Henceland Omega*

Edenstein

18-11-2003, 08:02

OOC: to sum up Ryan this is what's coming at you,

99 "Killjoy" Mach 6.5 Missles at 20 feet above the lake
48 F/A 18's carrying 4 2000 lb JDAM bombs and 2 MK-98 Snakeyes
24 F/A-18's each carrying 1 Yakohant 3 missle that was lauched at
200 miles out
30 SU-37's 25 F/A-18's 6 AMRAAM missles and 2 sidewinders
and 45 F-14's 6 Pheonix Missles

Eastern Detroit

18-11-2003, 17:25

*On Board the EDS Mecca the Lieutenant in charge of the radar spots 24 signatures inbound*

*The signatures send in signals that they are 12 brand new Su-37K and 12 Su-37EK fighters to replace 12 Mig-29K's and 12 Su-34's*

*The Fighters being replaced take to the skies and turn home for Detroit Naval Station, While the new fighters land on the Mecca*

*the first Su-37K lands and taxi's to the Island on the carrier and the Canopy opens reveling the pilot who has climbed out taking off his helmet Revealing his Coal colored skin, he salutes the Captain*

"Colonel Ali Al-Funi of the Army of God Air Wing reporting as ordered."

18-11-2003, 20:07

*Onboard the lead ship of the Proenzastan's 5th Fleet ship. Suddenly the ships see what the Edenstein forces are bringing at them.*

Captain: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Runs across the deck and leaps into the water as a Killjoy missile smacks straight into him, tearing through his body and straight into the hull, exploding on impact.*

Pax Germania

19-11-2003, 06:19

*In Linux, Edenstein, a young ethnic Samsylvannian gets up as he does every day for work. He is a janitor at the Edenstein Palace. On his way out the door the telephone rings.*

Voice: May I speak to Tibodeau, please?

................
Ben: Long live Emperor Conn!!!!!! *He runs up and kicks the "table leg" over. It begins to fall over and...bangs harmlessly to the floor. Suddenly a group of Edenstein guards enters the room brandishing large unfriendly weapons.*

Ben: Uh...uh...Long live Emperor Conn!!!! *He kicks the HOUND. Nothing happens.* Damnit. *He looks at the guards and puts his hands out in front of him.* Shall we go to jail? *They take him away.*

http://www.geocities.com/izimbeckwi/Houndsound.swf

Rialto

19-11-2003, 16:01

*Rialto news special report*

Newscaster: We take you live to the military briefing regarding the attack on the RRS Rialto.

*General Nelson steps to the podium*

Nelson: Good morning everyone as you all know one of our ships recently came under attack from Crippleslovenian forces while enforcing the trade sanctions imposed by bulger fifteen. In response to this unprovoked attack we shall declare unrestricted warfare against the following nations:

Crippleslovenia
Samsylvania
Proenzastan

We ask that all Bulger 15 members who have not yet declared war these nations do so at once. That is all DISSMISED!

*Nelson steps down from the podium*

Newscaster: This has been a Rialto news special report we now return to regularly scheduled programming.

Eastern Detroit

19-11-2003, 16:17

*Admiral Mohammed Ali Adied speaks to his aide*

"Rashid, send second squadron to escort the Dubelcoan transports in."

*Rashid turns to the admiral*

"5 Korsa Frigates and a Destroyer sir?."

*The Admiral Responds*

"More than adequate for the occasion."

Dubelco

19-11-2003, 21:34

Dubelco's Task Force makes for international waters outside Eastern Detroits waters. The transports move in to meet the security measures provided by Eastern Detroit.

20-11-2003, 01:02

*Imperial Office of New Proenzastan, Chancellor Bifida sitting behind his desk receiving his latest briefing on the massacre on Tifa Island.*

Bifida: So, what is the damage now son?

Officer: Well we have officially taken the island and killed 15,000, with the other 1,000 or so of the population assumed dead. The island has become completely uninhabitable however due to the salt you have ordered sewn into the ground.

Bifida: Excellent, I was merely using Tifa Island as an example of my fearsome wrath. If anyone dares to cross me, plagues will infest their home.

*A second officer rushes in*

Officer 2: Sir, turn on the news!!

Bifida: Why? I am the news!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Officer turns on Rialto news broadcast*

Rialto miltary official: Good morning everyone as you all know one of our ships recently came under attack from Crippleslovenian forces while enforcing the trade sanctions imposed by bulger fifteen. In response to this unprovoked attack we shall declare unrestricted warfare against the following nations:

Crippleslovenia
Samsylvania
Proenzastan

We ask that all Bulger 15 members who have not yet declared war these nations do so at once. That is all DISSMISED!

Bifida: WHAT THE HELL?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For one thing we're not involved in the damn Bulger 15 accord and another thing, why in the HELL are we tied in with Crippleslovenia's bullshit?!!!!!! I don't have time to deal with this puny country's shit. If they come over, we'll stamp them out like ants.

Eastern Detroit

20-11-2003, 05:18

*The Squadron forms up on the Dubelcoan Transport, and signals them to follow the escorts into Detroit Harbor.*

Pax Germania

20-11-2003, 16:36

*President Hans Gorebl picks up the ringing phone from the cherry wood desk*

HG: Yello?

SA: Hello sir this is Anson.

HG: Oh, hi what've you got for me this time?

SA: Sir intelligence believes that Crippleslovenian and Samsylvannian forces might be trying to procure oil from Eastern Detroit.

HG: Oh.

SA: Indeed.

HG: Alright, send in ...uhhh... let's say three? Yeah three sounds good. Three carrier groups. But, don't threaten Eastern Detroit in any fashion, just prevent Crippleslovenia and Samsylvannia from any trade with them.

SA: Roger that Sir.

HG: Who's Roger?

SA: Never mind Sir.

HG: Sure.

Eastern Detroit

20-11-2003, 18:50

*Spokesman for Mohammed Ayatollah Adied stands in front of a large ship*

"Mohammed Ayatollah Adied would like to announce the commisioning of the first of the Kuwait class Supertankers. This ship is 333 meters Long, 56 meters wide, and 32 meters Deep. Displacing 301,860 tonnes empty and can carry 300,000 tonnage of Crude Oil. There have been 4 of these ships commisioned so far. And they will be used to bring our product to various markets and will of course fly the Flag of Eastern Detroit. Mohammed Ayatollah Adied has ordered an additional 34 of these ships so that we can move more oil."

"That will be all."

OOC: heres the link thingy ma-bob http://www.wcsscience.com/supertanker/page.html

20-11-2003, 20:32

*VR and FR express and interest in Eastern Detriot oil*

20-11-2003, 20:47

* Viert Reich sends tankers and engineers to Deerfield, ED, and Funf Reich sends tankers and engineers to Gross Pointe, ED along with equipment for drilling and etc *

Tubamanea

21-11-2003, 02:23

Good evening Tubamanea and welcome to the channel 9.5 News and now to Crystal Yang at the seen of a gruesome weather disaster for a earthquacke went through Tubamanea Crystal

Crystal: Thank you Bob I would like to say that the city is in complete rubble and the body count is still rising and all the people have nothing left of their homes and businesses but to go through the rubble and get what sentimental items. Back to you Bob.

Bob: Well shortly after the earthquacke I went to our leaders conference and Hansol Urameshi stated that we have all of our military and any other available man power and it is still not enough help and so he is asking the people of LETI for help in all the ways they can. Well that is all we have for tonight so good night Tubamanea.

Samsylvannia

21-11-2003, 05:06

*Jan Van der Roost Memorial Hall. In the main hall, the press conference and speech are about to get underway. As is tradition, the Samsylvannia National Band performed several works by Jan Van der Roost. Two members of the audience, Paul and his wife Valerie, are listening intently. The song ends.*

Val: Why is it called Jan Van der Roost MEMORIAL Hall? Isn't he still alive?

Announcer:....and we've recieved a lot of questions about the name of this hall. As all great composers are dead...and Jan Van der Roost is without a doubt a great compser...well the Emperor had to do something about that...God rest his soul...

Val: That's horrible!! They killed him simply for the name of this auditorium!! I tell you this country is going to hell in a handb...

*Guard standing next to that row overhears her and looks in her direction.*

Val: ...asket *trails off* he he he...I mean...uh....

*The Guard grabs her and drags her away. Paul tries to stop them but is distracted by a shiny object on the floor. After she's gone he sits back down.*

Paul: Val? Val? Where'd you go? *looks around* Well that's weird.

Announcer: And that was Canterbury Chorale...

Paul: *Stands up and shouts* Canterbury Chorale? More like....Canterbury BOREal!!!!!!!

*The announcer hears him and nods to a guard standing next to him. The guard pulls out a pistol and shoots Paul. Paul staggers into the aisle, bleeding profusely.*

Paul: I...hate you...Ryan *dies*

Random Crowd Person: Who's Ryan?

Annoucer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Emperor Conn

*There is scattered applause from the crowd.*

Conn: Good evening, I am speaking to you tonight regarding Henceland Omega...

Henceland Omega

21-11-2003, 07:20

::Ritsuko and the agents walk into Stavro's Bar::

Agent Neo: Weren't we here yesterday? I'm so confused!

Ritsuko: There's a reason we're here again...

Agent Smith: I can't figure out what you're going to do from here. We're in the basement of a Bar across the street from the Memorial Hall.

Ritsuko: I know. ::The group walks into the bar. Ristuko walks to the back and sees some people sitting at a table. She approaches them:: Hey! Can we sit here?

Random Man: Da-amn! It's my lucky day!

Ritsuko: Don't count on it. Hey! I've got a great idea. How about I pay off your tabs and buy you the next round as well if you leave and let us sit here instead?

Random Man: Da-amn! It's my lucky day! ::They take the money and stumble off. Ritsuko sits down by the window::

Agent Ghost: What do you want us to do, Gen... er... Rit-chan?

Ritsuko: ::stands up on the table:: Just make sure nobody bothers me for a while.

Ghost: Umm... ok.

Ritsuko: ...and don't look up my skirt. ::She reaches her hand down her skirt toward her leg. Agent Neo glances at her, and Agent K smacks him across the face::

Agent Neo: I know Kung-Fu!

Agent J: For the last time, NO you DON'T!

Samsylvannia

21-11-2003, 07:57

*JVdR Memorial Hall*

Conn: ...bastards in Henceland Omega. I now open the floor to questions. You there...with the face...

Reportor 1: Camile Sainte-Saens, Action 5 News. What of rumors that we are the aggressors in this conflict.

Conn: Uh...*Nods to guard. The guard drags him off.*...Right then. Anyone else?

Reporter 2: Hey you can't do that! What about freedom of speech?!

Conn: You do have freedom of speech. You can say anything you want. In the same vein, I can do anything I want about what you say...*Nods to guard*

Reporter 2: Aw damnnit. *The guards drag him away.*

*The reporters look at each other nervously.*

Reporter 3: Richard Wagner, Channel....*The guards drag him away.*

Reporter 4: *To Reporter 5* Forget it. I need a smoke. *He turns around.*

Reporter 5: So....uh...I guess Samsylvannia's pretty great then, huh?

Conn: At last, someone I can talk to...

*Reporter 4 continues to walk away. He reaches the back of the hall, pulls out a cigarette, and props open the back door. He leans against the door frame and brings his lighter up to the cigarette.*

Featherstones America

21-11-2003, 17:00

Featherstone's America has launched five transports bound for Eastern Detroit. Escorting them to ED waters is the aircraft carrier CSS Lime and several smaller frigates and crusers.

Eastern Detroit

22-11-2003, 00:26

*The SS Kuwait(one of the new supertankers, flying an Eastern Detroit Flag) is loaded up with 400,000 tonnes of crude, leaves Detroit harbor bound for a Samsylvannian port. Escorting the tanker is one Kirov class missile cruiser and a Korsa class frigate. Their Course brings them directly through the Pax Germanian fleet.*

Samsylvannia

22-11-2003, 05:38

*Samsylvannia Command Center. Lt. General Hammond is on duty. General Murdock is oddly absent, presumed to be accompanying the Emperor at his press conference.*

Intelligence Officer: Sir, I think you better take a look at this...

Hammond: *Comes to his station and looks at the screen.* What the?! Well I'll give them credit, they've got balls...big brass oil filled ones. This could get ugly.

Intel Officer: Yes, sir.

Hammond: Put in a call to Bill Nye and the Kratt brothers over at the Bulger 15 Parliament. Let's see if we can take some of the heat off.

Henceland Omega

23-11-2003, 09:10

::From Stavro's Bar::

Ritsuko: Bingo! That's what I needed! ::She aims her sniper rifle out the window and fires one shot. The bullet flies out the open window of the bar (a basement where the small window is right at street level) It flies across the street and is angled up the stairs of the Memorial Hall. The Reporter notices his lighter blow out as something whizzes by him. He shrugs and re-lights it. The bullet continues on its path into the the open door of the Hall and over the heads of the reporters before finally embedding itself in Conn's head::

Agent Smith: (watching through binoculars) Holy crap! Any further away and thatthing would've fallen to the ground! ::shakes his head:: I can't believe that.

Agent Neo: What happened? I'm so confused... ::Ritsuko hops down from the table and puts the rifle away::

Smith: I don't get it. How did that bullet have enough velocity left to hit him?

Ritsuko: Well I did have this rifle worked on. Its custom made.

Smith: Still! That's... highly improbable!

Agent Dain: That's godmodding!

Ritsuko: Hey wait a minute. You aren't with us! ::She reaches into her ponytail and pulls out a hairpin and puts it in his throat:: Where'd he come from?

Agent J: I don't know... But that's still improbable!

Ritsuko: But not impossible! And that's all that matters right now!

Agent K: Umm... won't people notice that you shot him from here? You know.... ALL THESE PEOPLE?

Ritsuko: No. They don't know who I am anyway. And look, they're too drunk to care. They probably don't know where they are.

Random Bar Patron: Where are we?

Random Bar Patron 2: I don't care...

::The Agents follow Ritsuko out of the bar, shaking their heads in disbelief::

Henceland Omega

23-11-2003, 22:13

::The Sabrewulf Attack Force regroups around Tetoo Island with the Hence Navy. Losses from the recent HO/Crippleslovenia/Proenzastan conflict include:

47 F-18s
21 F-14s
13 F-16s
20 F-15s
4 Yak-141s
3 S3B Vikings
1 Spruance Destroyer
1 AEGIS Destroyer

948 deaths have been reported so far

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

::Meanwhile the Force of B4U makes its way to the Samsylvannian forces on the DDR Island, appearing suddely in front of them with the largest HO attack force ever massed::

Pax Germania

24-11-2003, 04:43

*A small interceptor with a boarding party pulls alongside the SS Kuwait and contacts their crew with a handheld bull horn*

PAX Marine: “CHHH! Identify yourselves immediately or face swift retaliation! CHHH!”

ED Crewmen: “This is the Eastern Detroit Vessel The SS Kuwait.”

Marine: “CHHH! You are aware that there is currently a total embargo on the nations of Samsylvannia and Crippleslovenia? CHHH!”

Crewmen: “Yes, and why are you making that sound?”

M: “CHHH! I don’t know what you mean, but you aren’t going to Samsylvannia or Crippleslovenia are you? CHHH!”

C: “No.”

M: “CHHH! Ok then, proceed, and have a nice trip. CHHH!”

C: *aside* “What a strange little man.”

West Palm Beach

24-11-2003, 17:41

::In southwest Lake Erie, near Eastern Detroit, in international waters, a vessel under a West Palm Beach flag begins constuction of an oil rig::

Foreman Adam Neff: How long until Erie realizes we're here?

Consultant Nathan Cardi: Not much longer I'd guess. But the West Palm Beach flag should hold up until we're ready to start pumping. No one knows who they are.

Neff: Yeah, our little agreement with them is great. Pay them a bit, use their flag, "buy" the rig off them. Hehehe.

Cardi: And Detroit can't say shit, because we're on international waters, and neither can any members of the so-called Bulger 15. What a f***ing joke that is.

Neff: No kidding. I wonder why they even try anymore.

Cardi: No clue. Oh well, how much longer till we can offically purchase the rig?

Neff: It'll be done in about 2 years. Er, well, that's Ontario time. Apparently here they call years "days". Weird.

Cardi: No kidding? That is screwed up.

Neff: Well, I've got to get back to work. I'll keep you updated.

Manarth

24-11-2003, 17:51

::A fleet of Manarthian ships streams around the DDR Island, running streight for the attacking Samsylvannian/Crippleslovenia/Proenzastan fleet. 6 carriers, 6 deathrain crusiers, 10 Wasp class, 3 iowa class, 9 ticonderoga class, 20 ohp class, 34 aburke class, (10 LA class subs), (14 virginia class subs), (10 kilo class subs), (5 silencer class subs) *(submerged). 144 F/A 22s and 72 F-35's are in the air, 2 E-2C are flying as well, more planes are holding on the deck::

Admiral Benjamin Fly: Attacking Fleet! This is Admiral Benjamin Fly of the Manarth Expiditionary Fleet. This is Henceland Omega territorial waters! As the foremost ally of Emperor Corran, we demand that you leave now or be utterly destroyed!

You have 30 minutes to turn your ships around and leave the sovriegn state of Henceland Omega. If you do not, or open fire, you will be utterly destroyed.

Of the council of clan

24-11-2003, 18:39

::At Various Airbases across the Greater Federation of the Council of Clan B-1B's are Loaded up with Mach 6.5 Anti-Ship Cruisemissiles, 3 Missiles per Bomber::

::A total of 144 B-1B's Fly over the Welland Canal and fly Low Level in International Airspace not pointed towards any one country they head for where the Crippleslovenian fleet Attacking Henceland omega is, as they near the Crippleslovenian Fleet they target all the big ships, Carriers, Battleships, Cruisers etc.(no frigates and destroyers are targeted.)::

::Brigadier General Ross who is in the Lead B-1B gives one simple command over the radio::

Revenge!

::at that command all of the B-1B's drop their loads and the missiles streak in at Mach 6.5 for the Crippleslovenian Fleet.::

::432 Mach 6.5 Cruise missiles head for the Crippleslovenian Fleet and the B-1B's turn around and head home at Mach 1.3::

Of the council of clan

24-11-2003, 18:48

:: Premier Malcolm takes the podium during a press conference::

After mch urging by former Premier Wallace who is a good friend of Emperor Corran of Henceland Omega, the Greater Federation of the Council of Clan has decided to intervene upon the Henceland Omega/Manarth/Crippleslovenia/Proenzastan Conflict. As I am speaking now 2 Full wings of Heavy Supersonic Bombers have launched long range Anti-Ship missiles at the Crippleslovenian fleet. In this act we are avenging the sudden suprise Nuclear strike by Crippleslovenia from long ago. I'll now take questions

Reporter 1: What about samsylvannia who is involved in that conflict

Malcolm: Who? Never heard of Samsylvannia

Reporter 2: Since when is Manarth involved in that conflict

Malcolm: Since they sent a Naval Task force to South Western LETI to defend HO. Henceland Omega and Manarth have always been secret allies.

::The Reporters all look puzzled and confused::

Reporter 1: What will the Bulger-15 think of this?

Malcolm: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Malcolm: Next Question

Manarth

24-11-2003, 19:00

::At the Wainright House in Eatsville, the new Prime Minister Cassius Lincoln is holding a press confrence::

Lincoln: I understand some people have been questioning our recent fleet manuvers, as to why the Murcury, Wainright, Brock and Tyrant task forces haven't been to port in recent weeks. Today I have that answer for you; we have moved them in an effort to defend our long time ally Henceland Omega. You may have heard that Henceland Omega has been recently attacked by Samslyvannia, Crippleslovenia and Prozen-something, whatever, they're not important. Anyway, they've been attacked by outside forces, and, as per the Treaty of Lake Clarke City, we are bound to defend them.

Any Questions?

Reporter 1: What is the Treaty of Lake Clarke City?

Lincoln: All I can tell you is that it definatly without a doubt exists, and that it was signed by the late Prime Minster Brock behind closed doors. The rest is classified.

Reporter 2: What of rumors of CoC heavy bombers taking off earlier today, is that related?

Lincoln: I cannot confirm such rumors. Next question.

Reporter 3: I have a question and a follow up.

Lincoln: Fire away.

Reporter 3: Where is Press Secretary Franklin?

Lincoln: He is currently at BJ Land, attending the opening of the gardens there.

Repoter 3: And will he be coming back?

Lincoln: I don't think he's in that much danger there. He is armed after all. Any further questions?

Reporter 4: And the Bulger 15?

Lincoln: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24-11-2003, 19:28

::24 Celtic War Lords B-52's fly over the Welland Canal heading for the Crippleslovenian coast. Escorted by an equal number of F-35s, at a distance of 350 miles from the coast, they each release 12 missiles, all aimed at different strategic targets on Crippleslovenia's heartland (OOC: Major defence instalations, factories, communications and dams if applicable /OOC) The B-52's turn around and move back to the Celtic War Lords base at Verdun::

Manarth

25-11-2003, 04:30

Admiral Benjamin Fly: I think we've given them enough time to respond.

Captain Brinkman: Ay sir. Shall we let lose?

Admiral Fly: Indeed. Let them have it with everything we've got.

Captain Brinkman: Ay sir! I'll inform the other ships.

::The 6 Deathrain class Crusers, 3 Iowa class Battleships, 9 Ticonderoga class Crusers let lose a cruse missile salvo at the enemy fleet outside of Henceland Omego::

::During the fireing, two Wasp class assualt ships begin landing a Marine division on Tifa Island. Upon landing, the Marines begin to secure the land, shooting anyone not wearing HO colors or civilian clothing::

25-11-2003, 06:21

* A news flash interrupts the Wheel of Torture (watching commies get tortured) for an important press release. *

Dorrstein: For too long I have ignored the war in LETI, but now it is time to take a stand. Our oil could be at stake, and we NEED it to improve our already mighty economy.

Reporter 1: Is there going to be a draft?

Dorrstein: That is a stupid question. I do not need a draft, there is compulsory military service. Next question.

Reporter 2: Why are we not allowed to run macs?

* Dorrstein glares, then motions to the guards. The reporter is taken to the side and shot. *

25-11-2003, 06:25

* Sends up Air superiority and Sea superiority patrols *

Dubelco

25-11-2003, 07:51

*Patrols in all Dubelco controlled territories and waters have been stepped up and put on Alert Status 3.

Rialto

25-11-2003, 15:54

In support of the landing of Manarth marines on Tifa Island Rialto will dispatch 5 Iowa class battleships the:

RRS Colton
RRS Fontana
RRS Pomona
RRS Riverside
RRS Glendale
Along with:
3 aircraft carriers
10 destroyers
5 cruisers
10 Seawolf class subs
5 Ohio class subs

To assist in the liberation of Tifa Island and to protect the HO fleet.

Eastern Detroit

25-11-2003, 17:30

Eastern Detroit

25-11-2003, 17:49

*The 2 Su-37EK's land on board the EDS Mecca and Colonel Ali Al-Funi jumps out of the lead fighter and runs towards the Carriers Island. When he gets to Admiral Adied's office he knocks on the door furiously*

*The Admiral Summons him in and asks him what is going on*

"Colonel why are you disturbing me during my prayer time?"

*Colonel Responds*

"Admiral, Ships flying the Flag of West Palm Beach are building an oil rig IN OUR FIELDS, though they are close to international waters!"

*The Admiral looks thoughtful for a second then orders Rashid to get him the phone.*

*Over the Phone.*

"Great Leader the Infidels of West Palm Beach are attempting to steal our oil, they have almost completed an oil rig, what are your instructions."

*The Leader responds*

"Wait for them to finish it, then capture it killing them all. Leave no Infidel alive."

Manarth

25-11-2003, 22:29

::As the transports begin disgorging troops on the beach, flights of F/A-22's begin to bombard the enemies foward possitions. Col. Gerrald Lakes exits his transport and runs to the possitions his men have taken up::

Lakes: ::Pulls out a radio:: Gen. Gage. I'm on the ground now. I'll keep you updated on our progress as we secure the island.

::Captain Murphy runs up to him::

Murphy: Sir! The third battalion has taken this village here, mostly by supprise, but we still don't know how many people are on the island, or how many enemy forces. Hell, I don't think most of the men even know how big this island is.

Lakes: It'll be ok, we just need some estimations. How much resistance have we seen so far?

Murphy: Only light resistance, I think we caught them napping.

Lakes: That's great news at least. I'd expect a counter attack soon. Keep the aircraft in the sky, bombarding anything agressive that comes this way. And get the men into defensive possitions, we'll advance more tomorrow.

Murphy: Yes sir!

Manarth

25-11-2003, 22:30

Sorry for the double post

Henceland Omega

26-11-2003, 20:12

::At the Hence Palace, Corran reads the reports from Hoover::

Corran: WOAH! What on God' green earth is going on?

Hoover: Well that's my question. As of last time we checked, no LOTI natins were in LETI waters. A few flyby-s had been noticed near Eastern Detroit, but no ships.

Corran: Right. Then where the hell did they COME from? We are, save the former Island of Klan Mountain, the Southwesternmost nation in LETI. I mean... I'm not really complaining mind you, since they are helping us, but, but still!

Hoover: I wonder if a relocation was not a result of the meteorological anomaly that hit here a few weeks ago.

Corran: The petunia thing! Could be, but why didn't we pick them up before? And why didn't we know about this?

Hoover: Surprise probably. Oh by the way, do you nkow anything about a Treaty you signed with them?

Corran: The 2 Treaties we are in is the Treaty of Linux and the Treaty of Paulsberg (which is a joke). Unless Tempest signed treaties while I was away I don't think that's right. Not that I'm complaining....

Hoover: Interesting, we'll have to look into this...

Henceland Omega

26-11-2003, 20:12

Of the council of clan

27-11-2003, 17:43

::From Aberdeen Air Force Base 2 Brigades of the 125th Airborne Division Load up with Brigadier General Wallace Leading them. They Load into specialy designed Supersonic C-1B Transports. A total of 220 Transports. The Transports take off escorted by a Wing of F/A-2000's Into Lake Erie Territory. They are Lead in by 72 B-1B's with JSSAM's. When in range of the Island of Tifa the B-1B's fire Concentrations of JSSAM's(cruise Missiles) at Anti-Air Defenses throughout the Center of the Island where the 134th and 135th Airborne Brigades Drop from their transports in a total of 8 Battalions. The Ground forces Find light resitance and link up, then drive straight for where the Manarthian marines have landed. Trapping any Enemy forces between them::

Eastern Detroit

28-11-2003, 00:53

*At an army Base just outside of Toledo 18 Mi-24 Hind Helicopters Load up with 12 troops armed with PKM's and An-94's each, While 4 Mi-28 Havoc's and 2 Ka-52 Hokum Attack Helicopters prepare with anti-infantry rockets and cannons.*

*The flight of Helicopters take off with 9 Hinds, 2 Havocs and a Hokum Heading due north while the others head Due east at a slower speed. The Northern Helicopters swing around and come in from the east of the Oil rig while the other group comes from the west. Arriving at the same time. The attack Choppers fly in spraying the rig with Cannon fire while the Hinds Land on Helipads and offload the troops, who move through the rig shooting anything that moves. *

*The soldiers move through the rig with a simple set of orders. Secure the Rig with minimal damage and take no prisoners.*

West Palm Beach

28-11-2003, 23:41

Neff: We're under attack? But we're flying a WPB flag! We're neutral!

WPB Mercenary: Um... Well... It looks like they are Eastern Detroit fighters.

Neff: Eastern Detroit? They're not stupid enough to be this blatant.

WPB Mercenary: We've tried to shoot down some of the helicopters with Stinger Missiles, but I don't think we can get them all. They've got us.

Neff: Very well. Try to radio them with a surrender order. Let's do our best to walk away from this one.

WPB Mercenary: Good idea. I'm right on it.

Eastern Detroit

29-11-2003, 02:05

*Stinger Missiles streak up from the oil rig 4 striking 3 different Mi-24's knocking one from the sky while the other two continue on absorbing the damage.*

*The Helicopters hear the surrender call and order all of the WPB mercs up on deck to throw down their weapons. After the mercenaries are all on deck the soldiers run through the rig securing it. Then they tie all the Mercs together, with ankles tied to the wrists and then necks so if they move too much they tighten the noose on their buddy's neck. and then they are ordered to kneal in front of the soldiers*

Edenstein

29-11-2003, 06:19

*Edenstein channel 2 and LETI News interupts the regularly scheduled program to bring you this breaking news*

*Stehphani Schuster appears on the screen*

Schuster: This is Stephani Schuster reporting, we have recieved reports that the Emperor has been rushed into emergency surgery. Channel 2 News has recieved information that the Emperors Apendix has burst. He was rushed into surgery at 4:00pm yesterday afternoon at Torvalds Memorial Hospital. His condition is listed as critical. Admiral Ulonov, who is taking temprory command of the Empire has asked for everyone in the empire take a moment of silece in respect and pray that he pulls through.

We will keep you updated to events as they happen. This is Stephani Schuster for Edenstein Channel 2 news.

Manarth

29-11-2003, 18:38

::Prime Minister Cassius Lincoln hears of the recent problems with Emporer Ed's health::

Lincoln: No, no, no. Can't have this. Not now. Not while we're figting a war.

Deputy Prime Minister Gerald A. Custer: I hope he recovers, though I'll bet the COC won't bat an eyelash if he dies.

Lincoln: I won't argue with you there. Who do you suppose would succede him if he dies?

Custer: Probubly Zophia or Ulonov, I can't see anyone else accending into power. Bah! I wish they were democratic, then we'd know what to do in the event of a regeme change.

Lincoln: Oh well, not everyone can have elections. Anyway, what about that other piece of news?

Custer: Right. One of our silencers picked up a problem developing on our project.

Lincoln: What sort of problem?

Custer: Think explosions. They also managed to deploy a radio bouy and picked up a surrender request.

Lincoln: Oh hell, that's bad. What are we supposed to do?

Custer: Not our flag, not our issue. We wanted stealth, now we've got to hope the WPB government can deal with it.

Lincoln: What government? And don't even tell me the corporations will. We'll be lucky if the CEO of Palm Beach Manpower will negotiate at all.

Custer: Well, that's what foriegn aid is for.

Lincoln: Fine, I don't want to think aobut it. Is Franklin back yet?

Custer: Not yet, he'll be by soon, I hope.

Lincoln: Ok. Now, I've got a meeting with Gen. Wesley and Gen. McMillan. I'll talk to you later.

Custer: Very well.

::Custer walks out::

Edenstein

30-11-2003, 07:25

*Edenstein news flashes on the screen*

Schuster: Good evening this is Stephanie Schuster, we take you live to a press conference With Admiral Ulonov on the condition of the Emperor.

*the screen flashes to the press room where Ulonov is standing behind the podium, he is obvioulsy very disshevled*

Ulonov: Greetings comrads, At 4:00pm EST on thursday, The Emperor was rushed into emergerncy surgery, he was attending a meeting here in the palace when he colapsed. He was rushed to Torvalds memorial hospital where he was treated by some of the best doctors in Edenstein. Although they successfully removed the Apendix, they where unable to reach it before it burst, sending viscious poisons throught his body, putting him into a coma. The doctors are unsure how long if ever it will take for the emperor to come out of this coma but he has been monitored 24/7 since. Other then the coma he is in stable condition.

Until the emperor regains consciousness, Lt. Zofia and myself will be running the country. At 4:00pm tomorrow, we are asking that the nation, and all of LETI have a moment of silence for the emperor.

I will now field questions from the audiance.

Dubelco

30-11-2003, 10:02

*A reporter stands up*

Dan: This is Daniel Myers Dubelco Channel 8, with the Emperor in a coma, how will all executive decsions be made? What if an attack was to happen? Who is second in command afterall?

Edenstein

30-11-2003, 20:20

Ulonov: Well Mr. Myers, As of this moment, I will be taking control of Edenstein until The Emperor Recovers from the Coma, Lt. Zofia will be second in command as she always has been and Donald Rumpsfeel will still be doing his secretary of state duties. As for executive decisions, they will be handled as always, If it is an internal matter the duma will debate it and the three of us will decide the final action, if it is an external matter then It will be delt with appropriatly by Either Lt Zofia, Mr Rumpsfeel or myself.

If an attack where to happen on Edenstein we would do what we always have done, respond quickly and destroy our foes.

Next question?

*A shadowy figure in the back stands up and raises his hand*

SF: Admiral, is it true that the Emperor is faking this coma so that he and the Empress Carolyn can get it on in his office without being interupted?

Ulonov: That sounds like a question that that moron Brokejaw would ask.... first off the Empress isn't in Edenstein, why would she be here??

Second, I assure you the Emperor is not faking this, he is in a vegetative state at the moment.

Any more questions?

Henceland Omega

30-11-2003, 21:04

::News of Emperor Ed reaches HO::

Corran: What? This cannot be! At a time like this too! I must go visit him, but I can't go anywhere untill after the conflict.

Laura: Would you like to send me as a representative untill ou are able to go yourself? I can still keep atch on our situation and give orders to the pilots.

Maison: Are you sure that's a good idea Mistress Siannodel? After all, not only are you leaving your country in time of crisis, but you know how the media has been hounding you about the Emperor anyway! Perhaps it might be better to...

Laura: Well SCREW the media! They can print whatever tabloid headlines they want! Emeperor Ed is sick, and may not make it! I'm going to see him, to represent our country! To represent our alliance! To represent our friendship!

Corran: Laura, out of curiosity, do you also have an alterior motive for being the representative to see him? You know, a personal reason?

Laura: Yeah.

Corran: Ok, just wondering.

Maison: Miss Siannodel!

Laura: Can it Old Maison! So I like the guy. Sue me. If a word about this gets out, I'll break you all in half!

Corran: Word of what?

Laura: ::blinks:: Nevermind. I'm going to go to Torvalds Hospital now.

Corran: Oh, to see the Emperor? Oh that's a good idea. It'll be nice to have someone from here to show our concern. Hey, since I can't go, why don't you go out and just keep our men informed from there?::Laura looks at Corran blankly, then leaves the room. Maison shakes his head::

Maison: Sometimes I don't understand you, Your Henceness.

Corran: ::Grins suspiciuosly and mutters:: That's the plan...

Maison: What was that?

Corran: Nothing...

Of the council of clan

30-11-2003, 23:44

::Premier Malcolm takes the podium for a press conference::

Citizens of Lake Ontario and Lake Erie, I have just been informed of the Emperor of Edenstein's condition. May I express my dearest sympathies and the sympathies of my nation to Emperor Ed and the citizens of Edenstein. We all hope that the Emperor will pull through, even though he and myself have not always seen eye to eye, I have always had the greatest respect for him as a leader, and a man of Princilple and Courage. It would be a loss not just to the Emperor's family, nation or even region but to the world community as a whole if he doesn't make it.

I am also here to give some other bad news. Former Premier and currently Commissioned Brigadier General Robert Wallace was killed in action on Tifa Island yesterday. It is said that he died leading the 125th Airborne Division against the Proeznastan troops that have occupied that territory of Henceland Omega. Details of his death will not be released at this time.

Manarth

01-12-2003, 01:09

Manarth News Network Reporter: Ulonov! Is there any word about his overall condition? Is there any evidence he will emerge from the coma, and who will succede him if he does die while in the care of the doctors?

Henceland Omega

01-12-2003, 07:53

::Elly looks at Ulonov and raises her hand in case there's still some times for questions::

Eastern Detroit

01-12-2003, 15:49

*The Men with the PKM machineguns lay down and set up their machine guns on bipods watching over the prisoners. The Prisoners are then herded to the one side of the Helo pad, the one closest to the sea and ordered to kneel with their heads down.*

*The Men with the PKM's load up 100 round belts of ammunition take aim and 14 PKM's open fire on the WPB men strafing back and forth over the prisoners until none are left standing. Then the riflemen walk amongst the dead, looking for any survivors(by checking every corpses pulse) and put two rounds into each survivors head. The Helipad is covered in blood, and the soldiers after making sure each and every WPB man is dead shove their bodies into Mi-24 Hinds which fly them out over open ocean and dumps them. This process continues on until all of the WPB men are dead and dumped in international waters, then men take out high powered fire hoses and spray off the Helideck until all of the blood is wiped clean.*

*The Commander radios back to the Great Leader*

"The Rig is cleansed."

Of the council of clan

01-12-2003, 16:44

OOC: I'll give more details on General Wallace's untimely demise when Proeznastan and Crippleslovenia respond.

Edenstein

01-12-2003, 18:13

Ulonov: Well, His overall condition is stable, he hasn't gotten worse but he hasn't gotten any better. The doctor's tell us that if he dosn't wake up within a week of initialy going into a coma, then the chances of him waking are very slim. On the order of succession, we don't know yet, it would most likely be Myself of Lt. Zofia. The Emperor has no children, therefore there is no line of succession. But that is up to the Duma ultimatly, for the time being, I am in charge.

*points to Elly*

Yes you have a question Mrs. VanHouten?

Edenstein

01-12-2003, 18:14

OOC: Hey speaking of Apendix's and stuff bursting, thats what happen to me on thursday, well it didn't burst but It was really swollen so they operated, excuse me if it takes a bit to respond, all I've been doing pretty much is sleeping.. :-D

Edenstein News

02-12-2003, 04:06

*the screen flashes to the Edenstein News Logo and then Stephani Schuster appears on the screen*

Schuster: This is Stephani Schuster reporting for Edenstein News,

Our top story tonight,

http://www.angelfire.com/space/tubajockey/ednews.jpg

Emperor Ed is striken in a coma, Admiral Ulonov has been entertaining questions related to his condition in a press conference. It appears that Admiral Ulonov is going to be taking over the empire while the emperor is in the coma. Apparently the Emperor's condition is stable but still listed in critical condition at Torvalds Memorial Hospital.

From all over the LETI and the LOTI region signs of sympathy have come to the Emperor, even long time enemy The Federation of of the Clans sent its sympathy.

And finaly from Edenstein Channel 2 News we wish the Emperor our deepest hopes of recovery.

*shuffles some notes*

http://www.angelfire.com/space/tubajockey/ednews1.jpg

Today in the port of Raliegh, the first of a new line of battleships was launched. The new battleship, designed to be the cornerstone of new Edenstein fleet structure was christened the ES: Romanov, after our dear Emperor Romanov. It is to begin sea trials within the week.

*ruffles some more notes*

And finaly for our, *pauses* esteemed colleauges over at LETI News, *sticks up hand but gesture is blurred out do to rating level of the program*

Goodnight Edenstein.

*The Screen flashes the logo again and continues into next program*

Henceland Omega

02-12-2003, 07:16

::At the conference::

Elly: Do you think the Emperor's health problem was caused--in addition to the stress of course--by after effects from the shuttle explosion a few months back? He was badly injured then as well. Could it not be that further complications were not found by the doctors earlier?

Eastern Detroit

02-12-2003, 16:01

*A television broadcast, on almost al the channels, comes out of Eastern Detroit, with a powerful transmitter that will definetly overpower most commericial broadcasts. It comes in on a Black man wearing a suit in an office with the official seal of Eastern Detroit on the Des*

"Hello Citizens of LETI, Mohammed Ayatollah Adied would like to make an announcement to the region. Mohammed Ayatollah Adied Controls ALL the oil that is within 100 miles of the Eastern Detroit Coast. And Yesterday a traitorous nation known as West Palm Beach finished building an oil rig to STEAL!! some of our oil. So Mohammed Ayatollah Adied sent in a special Commando force to take care of the Island. We captured the rig without much of a fight. And took roughly 20 Infidel Mercenaries and 50 Infidel Thiefs that were working the oil rig hostage."

*Camera Flashes to all the prisoners kneeling, tied up with their heads down on the Helipad, Then flashes back to the man at the desk*

"Mohammed Ayatollah Adied Proclaims for stealing National Resources there is only one punishment. Death."

*Flashes back to the prisoners as the machine gunners open fire, then shows the riflemen walking amongst the corpses checking for survivors and double tapping them in the head with their rifles and then flashes back to the man at the desk.*

"Mohammed Ayatollah Adied says let this be a warning to all."

*The transmitter ceases broadcasting*

Edit: so i suck at spelling, so what?

Eastern Detroit

02-12-2003, 17:24

*The EDS Mecca and its two escorts begin nearing the Samsylvannian coast*

Edenstein

02-12-2003, 19:25

*at news conference*

Ulonov: Its always a pleasure to see you Ms. VanHouten, The doctors say that it could be the stress of the job along with residual effects of the accident, they are still investigating it as we speak.

West Palm Beach

03-12-2003, 00:03

Badger News

Today the West Palm Beach government watched in horror as West Palm Beach citizens were killed after surrendering to Eastern Detroit backed pirates.

The company who's personel was killed, the Flagler Personel Company, issued a statement to Eastern Detroit, asking for the arrest of the exicutioners and reparations to the sum of 150 million dollars.

That's it for today.

Mirabar

03-12-2003, 03:54

***Somewhere deep within the caves of the Nether Mountains***
Man1: You cannot be serious! The implications of such a plan could be disastrous, if the Ruling Council finds out…
Man2[a rather thin bald man with an eye patch over his left eye, and a wide brimmed hat with a large father in it]: The Ruling Council will not expect a thing, remember we are as important to them as their money is to us.
Man1: That matters not! If we put this plan into action and fail, we shall surely be eliminated.
Man2: If we fail, we will be eliminated, and believe me, we shall not fail.
Man1: I hope you are correct in your presumptions, for if you are incorrect I shall hunt you down myself.[Stands up to leave the room]
[At that, the bald man flashes his hand out, and the first man is left on the floor with a dagger in his back.]
Man2: We shall not fail.[Motions to the guards to take the body away and he leaves to his private office to contemplate the events]

LETI News

03-12-2003, 03:59

* *Official Memo from the Station Manager* *

TO: Edenstein News
CC: LETI Region
RE: recent slander

Greetings LETI, let me start off saying that LETI News has brought you monthes of the highest in standards of news coverage.

The recent Slanderous comments and attacks against this station by one of our long time affiliates Edenstein Channel 2 news can no longer be left unaccounted for. These attacks are unjustified and unmerited. Furthermore, we are serving Edenstein news with a ceast and decist order. If these actions continue then they will be forced to drop their feeds from our satellite signals, if they continue, we may be forced to wage a ratings war upon them.

I garuntee that is not something that you want......

Goodnight LETI, and remember The regions news, at your fingertips, LETI News.

Station Manager

Edenstein

03-12-2003, 04:43

*on a plane Headed from Edenstein to Mirabar, Lt. Gen. Onotov is siting in the passanger compartment looking at some documents and conversing with a Lt. about the GESFL*

Onotov: Well I just hope our spiders stay in contention....
Lt: they should... Now General, when we land, there will be a small contingent of Marines waiting on the tarmac to escort us to a helicopter which will then take us to the embassy,
Onotov: Excellent, i think its good that we are starting formal talks with some of the younger nations.
Lt. Yes it is, hopefully they will becomce our puppets....

*they both laugh as the plane lines up for landing, it fidgets a little due to some low level air currents but they make it down safely at San d'Oria International Airport. The plane taxi's across the runway and finaly comes to a stop near the Edenstein marines, there are 6 waiting for them, 4 on the tarmac and two in a humvee parked off to the side, one of the marines is manning the .50 machine gun on top. The two get out of the plane and are salutted by the waiting marines, Onotov and the Lt are escorted to the Humvee and sit in the back, the other marines get in and sit in various seats in the vehicle, one of the marines looks at the one driving and they start driving towards a helicopter that is parked next to one of the hangers with the rotar turning. They drive up to the side and let the Onotov out first, he gets out with two of the marines and walks over towards the helicopter. As they are walking, the one marine pulls out a handkerchief with Cloroform on and puts it over onotov's mouth, he falls limp and the soldiers catch him, the LT sees this and pulls out his sidearm but one of the marines inside shoots him with a silenced pistol. The rest of the marines get out of the humvee and help load the general onto the helicopter. It takes off and they head towards the mountains..*

Edenstein

03-12-2003, 05:00

OOC: Here is a link for stuff that is gonna be happening between G and I

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2268020#2268020

Of the council of clan

03-12-2003, 06:00

::Crossing into Lake Erie Waters through the Canals is the force mustered to help HO out.::

OOC: Exact composition of the force is here http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96704&highlight=

Henceland Omega

03-12-2003, 07:30

::The Forces of B4U Base, after a brief struggle, rout the Samsylvannian forces on DDR East. A subsidiary group turns west to look for the Crippleslovenian forces. As they search DDR North and West, they make their reports back::

Wingman: Sabrewulf, this is Epsilon 17, we've got some interesting news to report.

Controller: Go ahead.

Epsilon 17: Well you have records of our sightings of Criplleslovenian men and ships here from earlier right?

Controller: What are you getting at? Of course we do!

Epsilon 17: Our sweeps picked up nothing. A closer surveillance shows no sign that anything was here.

Controller: Maybe they left when they saw the incredible forces headed at them.

Epsilon 17: True, but they would have left some evidence that they had been here. There is no trace of anyone having been here. Not even a footprint.

Controller: But we have proof that they were. Surveillance cameras from earlier show their movements. ::A brief pause:: That's funny. Going back through, there's a point where suddenly everything stops. We didn't notice because we were worrying about the small DOS force on DDE East.

Epsilon 17: That's what I'm saying. According to our scans, nobody was ever here...

Controller: Pull back then. Regroup and join with our foreign allies near Omega and Tifa to recapture those islands. I'll report the findings to General Yamamoto and His Hencenes...

Dubelco

03-12-2003, 08:08

*In the C&C room, Aronar sits watching the screens in awe as Tim walks in.*

Tim: Sir, we just got a final report on the ships movng thru.

Aronar: *Jaw drops* Uhh...ok...someone tell me this is wrong.

Tim: No sir, its accurate.

Aronar: Ok, umm, well, lets see. They came in here*points at a map* and we're here, and HO is here. Well, they pass by 2 of our territories and near our main land if they come south of the main island chains. Send word to all territories, commands, ships, patrols, and what not to up patrols and move all fleets out of international shipping lanes and pull back near the closest designated defense zones. Something that big is a little much to help out with one war. I don't know why but something isn't kosher, and I'm not even Jewish.

Tim: Aye sir, and what of the fleet near Eastern Detroit securing our oil and treaties with them?

Aronar: Find out how they are going and tell them to stay there for the time being. Their on diplomatic missions so they shouldn't be bothered.

Tim: Aye sir.

Pax Germania

03-12-2003, 13:38

Sergeant James Featherweight *over ship’s radio*: “Commanders of the SS Kuwait and company. Due to current B-15 sanctions, the PPF is, for the time being, redirecting all merchant vessels from Samsylvannia. Noncompliance is not an option; you will be escorted to a temporary holding facility in the safety of Pax Germania until hostilities cease. Thank you for your acquiescence.”

*Three Mark V interceptors position themselves directly between the Eastern Detroit vessels and the Sammsylvannian coast, thus forming physical barriers to the ships*

Izimbeckwi

03-12-2003, 17:08

*SC Dernitz at a round table with three other men who all happen to be wearing walrus skin shoes.*

SC: Good day gentlemen, I trust that you know why I have called this Gathering of Zembecks, and I thank you for attending. I am, though, displeased that all our brethren were not able to gather the fortitude to reveal themselves. But in spite of them, the once great nation Zembeck shall still be reborn. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, we shall flourish once more. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and red nightfall! Zembecks unite!

Eastern Detroit

03-12-2003, 17:19

Sergeant James Featherweight *over ship’s radio*: “Commanders of the EDS Mecca and company. Due to current B-15 sanctions, the PPF is, for the time being, redirecting all merchant vessels from Samsylvannia. Noncompliance is not an option; you will be escorted to a temporary holding facility in the safety of Pax Germania until hostilities cease. Thank you for your acquiescence.”

*Three Mark V interceptors position themselves directly between the Eastern Detroit vessels and the Sammsylvannian coast, thus forming physical barriers to the ships*

OOC: Check that its the SS Kuwait. Not the EDS Mecca, the Mecca is a supercarrier. Typo on my part.

IC:

*The SS Kuwait and its two escorts ignore the Pax Germanian fleet and continue for the Samsylvannian Coast at 14 knots*

Manarth

03-12-2003, 17:26

::The Manarthian fleet reacts as the Crippleslovenian fleet vanishes::

Admiral: WTF?

Of the council of clan

03-12-2003, 17:41

::Within the CoC fleet at its heart are 4 Deathraine Arsenal ships with primarliy Minor Clans crewmen. As has been planned for some time once the fleet is in Lake Erie Waters the Deathraines Lower the CoC Naval Ensign and Raise up the flag of freedom. The Flag of the Old Council of Clans Royal Family.::

::On Board 2 Virginia Class SSN's again crewed by mainly minor clansmen. The Subs move into positions that give both the subs Firing solutions on 4 Nimitz Class Carriers a piece.::

::The Deathraine Ships gather target locks on all of the troop transports and tank transports as well as the Assault ships, and open fire letting loose Hundreds of Tomahawk Cruise missiles that streak out and hit 12 of the 14 troop transports, 7 of the wasps, 2 of the Tarawa's and 2 of the Tank Transports. Setting them aflame and sinking::

::With the Sonars picking up the launch of the Tomahawks, the subs Let loose 4 MK.48 ADCAP torpedo's a total of 8 torpedo's in the water catch the carriers completely by suprise. Impacting on the nimitz near the props completely destroying the propulsion systems of 7 of the 8 Carriers(they can't launch if they can't move)::

::The Subs quickly Reload and fire again at the escorting subs and Destroyers. Sinking 3 Burke Destroyers and 2 LA Class Boats::

::The Deathraines fire again, letting loose a volley of missiles at the 2 escort Carriers, and 4 more of the Carriers and their escorts, 2 of the carriers explode and sink, while a 3rd cannot conduct combat operations and the 4th takes minor damage::

::A OHP frigate spots the sub that fired on its Active Sonar and launchs an ASROC missile which unleashes a MK 46 ASW torpedo which hits the sub sinking and the other sub dives deep and away.::

::An Iowa Class Battleship that is close by the 4 Deathraines charges in at 30 Knots and unleashes a Barrage from its forward 16" guns which hit the First deathraine setting off explosions in the missile batteries full engulfing that deathraine and one other, while the other two deathraines empty the last of their missiles into the rest of the Deathraines in the fleet, and the 5" batteries on the Iowa open fire peppering them with 5" AP shells blasting the flimsy boats to pieces::

Final Casualties
25 Deathraines Sunk
7 Nimitz Carriers Sunk
2 Escort Carriers Sunk
12 AB Destroyers Sunk
12 Troop transports Sunk, with a total of 45,000 Soldiers lost
2 Tank Transports Sunk, carrying to the bottom 600 M1A2 Abrams and 600 M2 bradleys along with various other equipment
5 Wasp Class Assaults ships Sunk
2 Tarawa Class Assault Ships Sunk
3 Nimitz on fire or taking on water and not able to carry on combat operations
4 Ticonderoga cruisers Damaged and Listing
4 LA Subs Sunk
1 LA Damaged
1 Virginia Sunk

Featherstones America

03-12-2003, 17:50

::As the COC/CWL fleet begins to fire on itself, radio transmissions reach the Manarthian fleet::

Admiral Benjamin Fly: What is going on over there?

Vice Admiral Jamie Faulk: I don't know. It's all gibberish over the radio.

Vice Admiral Nathan Clemens: Should we send someone to figure out what's going on?

Fly: Yes. Send Sub 014. They're the closest. And sound the general quarters, I don't want to get suprised by anything until I figure out what's going on.

Manarth

03-12-2003, 17:52

OOC: Sorry about that. FA is my puppet. That post was mine.

Of the council of clan

03-12-2003, 17:56

::On the Island of Tifa were 8 Battalions of CoC Paratroopers are landed, the 123rd supporting 124th and the 125th supporting the 126 and the 127th supporting the 128th::

::Well the the 123rd, 126th and 128th are all minor clan Battalions and turn on the Battalions they are pared with making some progress at first but it quickly turns into a Cluster F*ck as both sides deal with not being able to tell who's who and the fighting gets close and hand to hand::

Henceland Omega

04-12-2003, 04:24

::The Sabrewulf Attack Force, along with the Manarth, Dubelcan, Rialtan, And Euphonian forces advance on the Proenzastanian forces. As they move forward to Tifa and Marle islands, news of the recent CoC developments is announced::

Random Corporal: WTF? So they're fighting themselves on Proenzastanian occupied HO land? This is too weird.

Random Lieutenant: Not as weird as the dissapearance we heard about yesterday.

Corporal: And what of the news of former Premiere Wallace's death?

Lieutenant: I think that may have sparked the whole thing. In the words of the former nation of Cardenia, "Damn dog!" ::The corporal looks at him oddly and shakes his head:: What? Cardenia was assimilated into the CoC many many years ago!

Corporal: Anyhow what should we do now?

Lietenant: I say we order the attack on Bifida and his men to commence immediately. Remember the ransom on his head. Let's hope we all survive this attack!

Corporal: It's unlikely sir. We don't even have names...

Lieutenant: What's that?

Corporal: Nothing...

Samsylvannia

04-12-2003, 05:57

OOC: Sorry I haven't posted lately, I haven't even had time to really read anything
IC:

*General Murdock sits in the Samsylvannian throne room. He is on the speakerphone with the Command Center.*

Murdock: Well what the hell is going on?

Hammond: *through speakerphone* Well we're not sure. We've lost contact with...

Murdock: Lost contact?! LOST CONTACT?! HOW THE HELL do you lose contact with AN ENTIRE FLEET!!!!

Hammond: Well...uh...er....

Murdock: WELL?!

Hammond: I'm sorry, General, but...

Murdock: What did you call me?

Hammond: I'm sorry Emperor...

Murdock: That's more like it...I didn't spend ten years setting this up to have peons like you disrespect me.

Hammond: But sir, you didn't have anything to do with...uh....sorry Emperor.

Murdock: Just because my assassination attempt wound up being just an attempt doesn't mean that when someone else does it for me that I'm just going to sit around and watch someone else take over.

Hammond: Yes sir...

Samsylvannia

04-12-2003, 06:10

*Two Samsylvannian's, Ryan and Steve, are discussing politics.*

Ryan: Wait a minute, I'm confused again....

Steve: Okay, I'll start at the begining and speak very slowly so you can understand.

Ryan: Is it mule di...

Steve: RYAN!

Ryan: Sorry.

Steve: Okay, from the beginning. Remember a while back, the assassination attempt on Chancellor Sammek, Emperor of Samsylvannia.

Ryan: No.

Steve: Well it happened. LETI News reported it. Anyway it was then that Emperor Conn came into power. Sammek never recovered. As it turns out, General Murdock was behind the assassination, rumor has it that it was an international conspiracy. Well now that Conn is out of the way, Murdock has taken the opportunity to seize power. Got it?

Ryan: Is it mule di...

Steve: RYAN! You know what? Nevermind. Forget it. Why do I even bother?!

Henceland Omega

04-12-2003, 08:38

::Ritsuko, satisfied that everything has been taken care of, gets on the next flight to Fei Fong Wong. The Agents return with her, all of them as confused as Agent Neo::

Pax Germania

04-12-2003, 16:15

*From the deck of the P.P.V. Erehwon after witnessing a collision between the SS Kuwait and an 82 foot Mark V interceptor -- the interceptor spins sideways and submerges under the SS Kuwait’s bow*

Sergeant Featherweight: HOLY CRAP! They just rammed them!

Crewman: What was that for?

SF: Tell me about it. I mean we were just sitting there and WHAM! Well now, this is insane, the’ll go down for that. Get me General Tuck!

C: Aye aye, Sir!
__________________________________________________________

GT: Yup?

SF: They rammed us!

GT: You didn’t fire at them did you?!

SF: No, they just drove right into our M5s!

GT: Excellent!

SF: I’m sorry? What was that?

GT: Oh nothing.

Of the council of clan

04-12-2003, 18:14

::Lt. Commander Roger Kimball II,commander of the Virginia class(ironic isn't it) Attack sub FCS BonefishHull Number SSN-134 speaks to his his Exo about their ships Rebellion against the CoC.::

Kimball: Lieutenant, we managed to sink 2 aircraft carriers and damage another one and even added two old LA boats to our list. Not bad eh?

LT: Skipper, we had the element of suprise, we won't have that anymore, you can hear their active sonar pounding from miles away trying to find us, they even ordered the rest of the boats near the fleet to surface so they didn't accidently sink one of their own.

Kimball: Bah, those Major Clan B*stards will never know what hit em when we sneak in again. Besides if we strike a blow against the Manarthian Fleet we might even cause enough confusion to get back through the locks into Ontario before the Majors retake the Locks.

LT: I think we should make for a Samsylvannian port and attempt to start an alliance with them

Kimball: Lieutenant ::points at his collar:: see this rank here? this shows i'm the one to do the thinking, not you. We don't need anymore Foreign Help, those Celts hate the clans even more than we do.

LT: Yes sir. What are your orders Commander?

Kimball: Bottom out the boat we'll sit down there and wait for a while.

LT: Yes sir.

Samsylvannia

05-12-2003, 02:11

*Daniel Jackson meets with a dark figure in a hidden room in the Samsylvannian Palace, unknown to the new Emperor.*

Dark Figure: The fool! Of all the friggin orders to disobey...well it doesn't matter now. His troubles are over. Ours are just beginning. He served his purpose. We know who was behind it all now.

Jackson: We can't let this go on for much longer. Murdock is getting bolder by the minute. The sooner we move, the less support he'll have.

DF: I wouldn't worry about that...when my people see me alive, you'll see where their loyalties lie...

Henceland Omega

05-12-2003, 06:16

::In the Hence Palace::

Corran: Ok, so what's going to happen now? What are the reports?

Bart: Well especially with all our help, the war's going to be over soon. Bifida's not going to hold up very much longer. The DDR Isles are all clean of invaders, and as you requested, have immediately been vacated.

Corran: ::shakes head:: Still don't get that disappearance but anyway... ::Ritsuko enters the room:: RITSUKO! You're back! How'd everything go?

::Ritsuko smiles and turns on LETI News::

Carolyn Baker: In other news. Tragedy has struck Samsylvannia and Emperor Conn was assassinated during a news conference. Experts have combed the area and cannot determine where the shot was fired from or by whom. The Council of Clan is suspected due their usual amount of...

Corran: Nice! ::Ritsuko grins triumphantly:: Things are finally starting to settle back down. Now all we need... ::Luna enters the room:: LUNA! You're back! How'd everything go?

Luna: Go?!? Our nation's under attack! They don't get LETI News out there? What on Earth has been going on? Who's fighthing us? I heard they conquered our islands! What? Who? WHY?

Corran: Don't worry. Things are under control...

Edenstein

05-12-2003, 06:38

OOC: This is reference to this thread,
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=99796&highlight=

IC: *The Leti News symble flashes on the screen and the theme music starts up, but a second later, the Edenstein News seal flashes and shows Ms. Schuster sitting at the news desk*

Schuster: This is Stephani Schuster reporting for Edenstein news, we take you live to a press conference already in session with Admiral Ulonov

*The screen flashes to Ulonov who is still answering questions about The Emperor and his condition*

Ulonov: Well I don't know what his relative Colon temprature is to the rest of his body..... *recieves note from underling*

Ohhh yeah, almost forgot to talk about that,

Last night in the Northeast section of Edenstein one of our training bases was attacked by a group of special ops forces, one building was blown up and two Edenstein soldiers where killed. We estimate that there where anywhere from 10 - 15 operatives...

*Reporter standing up and butting in*

Reporter 1: Jan Blather LETI News *interupted by another reporter standing behind him as she does what appears to be the Vulcan Neck pinch*

Reporter 2: This is Farbra Walters for Edenstein News Channel 2, Do you know where these operatives came from?

Ulonov: Well, our soldiers manage to kill two of them, and we found documentation, passes, ID patches, and Dog Tags on them. Apparently these..... lets call them, Terrorists, came from Eastern Detroit. Now we don't have a motive yet as to why they were sent on this mission, there was nothing of strategic importance at this base, but none the less... We must take a firm stand against these threats to our homeland and way of life....

*pauses to put on his reading glasses*

Edenstein will be conducting a full investigation into these "Terrorist Acts" also we will be demanding a full apology and explanation from Eastern Detroit, and also, their COMPLETE Co-operation in "Smoking Out" These terroists by Eastern Detroit. Until this matter is resolved, Edenstein is closing our borders, no one will be allowed out, and no one will be allowed in, Furthermore, we are placing an embargo on all Eastern Detroit products and urge the rest of the Region to do the same.....

*Hold up a picture of the two Edenstein soldiers, laying dead in the snow, their faces are blotted out but their wounds are painfully obviuse*

LETI this is what your Oil Dollars are going to, the brutal killing of your sons and daughters, That is all I have time for some questions.

Walters: Admiral, how would the emperor handle this situation if he was not a vegetable?

Ulonov: Well Ms. Walters, I'm running the country at the moment, so I don't think that is a valid question,

Reporter 1: Jan Blather, LETI NEws, Who are these "Operatives"

Ulonov: I answered that Mr Blather, Next,

Shadowy Figure in the back of the room: What are the merits of Reports that General Sianoodle is at Torvalds Memorial Hospital keeping watch over the Emperor...

Ulonov: Ummm... Next question.....

Henceland Omega

05-12-2003, 06:57

::At the press conference::

Elly: Admiral, any hypothesis on ED's motives? What has been the relationship between your two countries?

::After her answer::

Reporter: Eric Camden, TWS-83 out of Euphoni. If Eastern Detroit fails to comply, will there be dire consequences?

Edenstein

05-12-2003, 07:03

Ulonov: No hypothesis yet, we are conducting a full interrogation of the corpses right now, they havn't told us anything, but we do know that one of our companys was trying to make an oil deal with them, It might of fallen thru, that could be one, their government trying to make themselves look like a big dog in this region...

Mr. Carmen, There WILL be dire consequences if they do not comply, the shock and awe of such a campaign the likes the LETI region has never seen will be fall our friends over at ED.

Anymore questions?

Dubelco

05-12-2003, 10:20

Dan: Sir, what about other nations in the region that have trade dealing with Eastern Detroit? How will they be handled if you are to use military force against them? Do they not have the right to what is theirs?

Edenstein

05-12-2003, 10:38

Ulonov: Dan, well currently, only Edenstein has an embargo with Eastern Detroit, and I have instructed Lt General Alana Onotov to propose the same at the B-15, Dubelco has been an ally with Edenstein ever since its inseption in the region. I don't speak for the Dubelcan government, but I know my government doesn't want this to happen again

*holds up pictures of dead service men, arrows have been drawn to where the bullets entered their bodies and random organs are hanging out*

But the bottom line is, we are not planning on going to war with Eastern Detroit, that is the last option. As long as this situation is resolved quickly then there will be no problems..

Next question.

Eastern Detroit

05-12-2003, 20:11

*Spokesman For Mohammed Ayatollah Adied*

Edenstein, I am going to come right out and explain a few things, first off our forces do not use dogtags, second we do not have regular uniforms we scavenge what we can. Thirdly we have absolutely no reason to attack your nation as we are just trying to get you to invest in us. And Finally if we had attacked your nation we would have told you about it and bragged to the world. Are Edenstein's defenses so weak that such a small and weak nation such as ourselves could manage to invade one of your training bases? And wouldn't our forces have to slip by the defenses of many other nations to get inside of yours? We would like to blame Pax Germania for this incident or West Palm Beach as they are the only nations in this region that we have ever crossed. We keep to ourselves and what is ours, and lastly why would anyone attack a training base?

Eastern Detroit

05-12-2003, 20:52

Mohammed Ayatollah Adied would like to invite Edenstein to a Summit in Detroit to discuss the current problems and maybe finish the trade deal as well.

Eastern Detroit

05-12-2003, 20:52

Mohammed Ayatollah Adied would like to invite Edenstein to a Summit in Detroit to discuss the current problems and maybe finish the trade deal as well.

Henceland Omega

05-12-2003, 21:39

::The combined forces of HO, THEoE, Rialto, Dubelco, and Manarth land on Tifa Island and begin to fight the Proenzastanian forces. The allied CoC forces are asked to land on Marle Island and do the same. The goal is to find and overthrow Bifida.::

Henceland Omega

05-12-2003, 21:57

::Meanwhile, in Edenstein, Bert and Joe are taking a coffee break from their janitorial work::

Bert: So what have you found out?

Joe: I found out that the Emperor's in a coma.

Bert: ::smacks his forehead:: I KNEW that already! I meant about the Empress, the Emperor's secrets, Zofia, military strategies!

Joe: Umm... well I talked to the Empress the other day...

Bert: You WHAT?!? What did you say???

Joe: I told her she had a striking resemblance to Nicole Kidman.

Bert: ::smacks his forehead:: This is going nowhere... We need some good info from somewhere...

Joe: Well I did find this yesterday... ::reaches into his backpack and pulls out the HOUND:: This is the funniest looking table leg I've ever seen.

Bert: ! !!!! Where did you GET that?

Joe: I was cleaning the Emperor's room and I thought it looked pretty so I took it.

Bert: Wait... they don't let us clean that room... that's reserved.

Joe: ::Shrugs:: the guy got sick. I think I'll use this at home to prop up my table! I switched for a book called, "Basic Conducting" It's a book I won't need....

Bert: ::smacks forehead:: Gimme that!

Joe: ::Clutches the HOUND to his chest:: No! It's MY table leg!

Bert: There's really no point in dealing with you is there?

06-12-2003, 07:58

We take you live to the Imperial Palace of Crippleslovenia for a special announcement by Emperor R. Thro Gryposis III.

*Gryposis, looking exhausted, sits behind his oak desk.*

Gryposis: Ladies, gentlemen and cripples of LETI. Over the past few months I have received a constant bombardment concerning countries attacking each other and more importantly, Crippleslovenia. Well people of LETI, I have grown weary. I am getting too old for this Imperial business. Therefore I am making two important announcements. First, I am retiring from my post as Emperor of Crippleslovenia. Secondly, I am offering up Crippleslovenia to the highest bidder.

That's right ladies and gentlemen, Crippleslovenia is going on the auction block. The deal with it is simple. First of all, the lands of Crippleslovenia, with a population of nearly a billion and an economy described as "Frightening" will be open for purchase to the highest bidder. If no one bidder is able to put up a sufficient bid, the land and its resources will be split up proportionally among the highest bidders. The winning party or parties must continue to run their land the way it is run now. This is my way of ensuring the safety of my people.

I am also asking for a nation to offer me a safe retirement. I have no desire living here anymore, it is time to move on. I will wait for any country's response.

That is all, goodnight.

Rialto

06-12-2003, 22:22

OOC: Emperor Gryposis can come live in Chernobylstan. :twisted:

Samsylvannia

07-12-2003, 06:19

*Samsylvannian Palace. Emperor Murdock is on the phone with Lt. General Hammond in the Command Center.*

Murdock: No, you fool, I want you to assemble another strike force!

Hammond: But, sir!

Murdock: Idiot! Get a dictionary. Look up "insubordination." You better put your kneepads on and start apologizing.

Hammond: *through clenched teeth* Very well. What is the target?

Murdock: Why Omega Island, of course.

Hammond: Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

Murdock: Oh, one more thing...I'm granting nuclear release for our missile submarines and long range bombers.

Hammond: *Barely able to control his anger.* Why is that, sir?

Murdock: I want you to turn LOTI into a lake.

Hammond: Uh...actually it already...

Murdock: Well fine then, turn it into more of a crater-shaped lake.

Hammond: Yes, sir...

Samsylvannia

07-12-2003, 07:09

*The door to the throne room flies open.*

Murdock: What the...

*The dark figure strolls into the room, followed by The Master Chief and Daniel Jackson, as well as several palace guards.*

Murdock: What is the meaning of this?! Who the devil are you? Why are...

*The dark figure pulls back his hood.*

Murdock: ...you...how are...but...but you're dead!

Dark Figure: I'm afraid that reports of my death have been grossly exaggerated. Thanks for keeping my chair warm. *He motions to the palace guards, who drag Murdock to his feet. The figure sits down on the throne. He savors the feel of the chair for a moment, then turns on the intercom.* Get me Hammond. *There is a pause for a moment, then it rings.*

Hammond: Ok look, Emperor, I'm not going to...

DF: General.

Hammond: ...there's no way that I'm just...

DF: General.

Hammond: ...going to launch a....do you have a cold, sir, you don't sound like yourself...

DF: General Hammond, Mr. Murdock is a little busy right now. Please cancel all orders he has made thus far.

Hammond: Who is this?! By whose authority can you give me these orders!? And it's Lt. General Hammond.

DF: No, it's General Hammond. I am Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

Hammond: Chancellor Sammek?! But you're...

Sammek: Dead? Yes, I've been getting a lot of that lately. Please, time is of the essence. Belay Mr. Murdock's orders. All DOS Expeditionary Forces will return to friendly territories and stand down. Defensive measures only. I'm taking us down to CHEESECON 4.

Hammond: *stammering* Uh...yes sir...right away sir! *Hangs up*

Sammek: *He slowly turns to face Murdock.* So...it was you all along. I have to give you credit, I never thought you capable of such cleverness.

Murdock: That throne is mine! Mine, you hear?! MINE!!

Sammek: Now now, calm down. Don't do anything rash. No, on second thought, go ahead and do something rash. Give me a good excuse to order your death. That would give me a great deal of pleasure.

Murdock: *Calming* Grr...but how did you...

Sammek: Ah yes. I knew all along there was a plot to kill me...someone high up who wanted to seize power...I just didn't know who. So when it came, and it turned out that your assassin was incompetent, I appointed a look-a-like to rule before you could seize the throne.

Murdock: Look-a-like? But he doesn't look anything like you. He even had a completely different name!

Sammek: *Smiles*...yes...brilliant, eh? Staging another assassination would take time, enough time for me to heal. Once I was healthy, it was only a matter of sitting back and running the country through the puppet until another assassination took place. I allowed it to happen this time, so that the traitor would reveal himself to me. And that brings us to where we are today. Thanks for playing, bye bye now. Take him away!

*They begin to haul Murdock away.*

Sammek: *to himself* Come on...give them a reason...

*Murdock struggles and tries to break free. One of the guards hits him with a baton and knocks him out.*

Sammek: Yes!!! He he.

Jackson: Your orders, Chancellor? *He bows*

Sammek: Well I suppose we should tell the public. Schedule a press conference...

Samsylvannia

07-12-2003, 07:12

OOC: Sorry for that long post there...he he. Got a little carried away. This is the last one for now...

IC:
*Palace Press Room*

Sammek: ...and thats how I took control of the country back. We are initiating peace talks with Henceland Omega to clear up that misunderstanding. It looks like things are on their way back to normal. Now I have time for a few questions...yes, you there.

Reporter 1: Nameless Reporter Number 1, Channel 8 News. Can you run that look-a-like thing by me one more time?

Sammek: Yes that was rather clever of me, wasn't it? He he. Thank you. Next question...

[edited because...well i didn't really like it]

Eastern Detroit

07-12-2003, 17:13

OOC: Brigadier General O-7
Major General O-8
Lt. General O-9
General O-10

Gave the guy a promotion eh? :wink:

07-12-2003, 19:13

Dorrstein: * in a press release* Due to Oil interests, we are moving troops into Eastern Detroit. That is all. No questions welcomed.

*Pre-mobilized troops are now en-route.*

Henceland Omega

07-12-2003, 23:55

::The Hence Administration watches the DOS Press Conference::

Luna: Tha-that's incredible! LETI News reported him alive, but not doing well. Then we didn't hear anything from him after that. Everyone just forgot about him!

Maison: A very clever ploy indeed! ::Ritsuko begins to laugh::

Corran: ::smiles:: Yeah, I wondered how long it would take...

Hoover: What? Are you saying you knew about this?

Corran: No, I'm not saying that I known about anything.

Luna: Saying that I HAD known about anything...

Corran: But you didn't know anything about it Luna! ::Luna shake her head and smiles at Corran. Ritrsuko continues laughing::

Bart: So what about these peace talks? When and where are they taking place?

Corran: I sent Citan to meet with one of Samsylvannia's advisor's in Sam City. We'll plug out a treaty with them there.

Sigurd: So after that we merely have to make sure Proenzastan's out of there and then we can start rebuilding!

Maison: Perhaps you should erect a monument in memorial of those who were mercilessly slaughetered there!

Rom: Heh heh. "Erect"... ::He and Meis snigger. Ritsuko continues laughing, apparantly not paying attention::

Corran: A good idea Old Maison! Write that down, Luna! ::Luna puts the idea down in her new palm pilot (the same kind Zofia uses, for she found that she liked that particular brand), while Ritsuko begins to compose herself::

Tempest: Ritsuko, would you care to inform us about what's going on?

Ritsuko: Well, I jsut find great humour in the fact that MY assassination of Emperor Conn uncovered the previous plot by a completely different person. Isn't it ironic! My killing of Conn got Murdock found out by Chancellor Sammeck!

Tempest: Ironic, yes. But that's not funny! That's... that's rather disturbing! I'm worried that eventually someone will find out who killed the Emperor...

Corran: Oh, I'll have a talk with the Chancellor sometime, and I'll gauge his reaction, I may tell him later...

Luna: What did you say?

Corran: Nothing...

Dubelco

08-12-2003, 06:36

Dubelco finishes preparations and begins to move forces to meet Eastern Detroit. The combined forces are headed for the Welland Canal.

Izimbeckwi

08-12-2003, 14:57

-- Izimbeckwi sends one armada east, this force begins partoling the waters just north of the Zembeck lands.--

Iszembeckwi

08-12-2003, 14:59

-- Iszembeckwi sends one flotilla and two battle groups north, this force begins partoling the waters just north of the Zembeck lands.--

08-12-2003, 15:04

-- Izembeckwi sends one one armada and two flotillas north, this force begins partoling the waters just north of the Zembeck lands.--

08-12-2003, 15:08

-- Iszimbeckwi sends three battle groups north, this force begins partoling the waters just north of the Zembeck lands.--

Izimbeckwi

08-12-2003, 16:41

Cartographer Lauriet of LETI: Eugine Mapsman

I greatly appreciate this oppurtunity, and of anyone has any problems with this version of the "LETI Landscape," I guess you can telegram me or something. But only if it is important!

Behold the majesty that is...LETI

http://www.geocities.com/izimbeckwi/LETIMAP.html

Of the council of clan

09-12-2003, 00:04

::Deep in a Bunker in the Hexagon military complex of Kent, Current Commander of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Hilary Maclean Overseas a meeting of the Joint Chiefs and the CoC security Council::

Admiral Hilary: Gentlemen the way things are going we need to know where the loyalties of our soldiers, sailors, and Airman are. General MacGregor what is the condition of the Army?

MacGregor: Admiral, the condition of the army is unknown, due to an old policy that segregated minor clansmen from major clansmen by battalion we can not be sure where the divisions loyalties lie. Most of the Armored Divisons in this army are made up of Minor Clans men. As well as the mechanized Infantrymen, while the Mountain Assault forces, Air Assault Forces, Airborne Forces, Cavalry and Special Forces are Major Clansmen.
The only Major Clansmen forces that were armored are sitting at the bottom of Lake Erie.

Admiral: General this does not bode well, that means the minor clans can outfight us on an open battleground. General McCoy How does the Air Force's Loyalties Fall.

McCoy: Admiral the CoC Aerial Wings are segregated the same way the Army Battalions are. At this time its about a fifty/fifty split in almost all categories, and it's hard to organize ourselves not knowing what units can be trusted. As you know their have been massive bloody air battles fought all over the skies of CoC, Viert Reich and Manarth. It seems wherever our airforce is stationed it has to fight for its survival.

Admiral: Well General I want a full review of the Air Forces Capabilities by tommorow. General MacDougal, what is the condition of the Strategic Forces.

MacDougal: Admiral I am proud to say that due to a long standing policy of restricting Minor Clansmen from service in the Strategic Services, that except for your submarines, the Electromagnetic, Nuclear and Chemical forces of this country are completely loyal to the Greater Federation. That brings about a question for you Admiral. What of the those two Ohio Subs that did not return to port.

Admiral: Since the navy has no segragation policys it is much harder to root out all of the rebels from the normal ranks. And we do not know what has befallen the FCS Armageddon and FCS Lucifers Hammer. They could be fighting a mutiny, have had an accident or have been jumped by one of the few submarines that have gone rebel. We simply do not know the condition of those 48 Trident II missiles.

Of the council of clan

09-12-2003, 00:05

::The FCS Bonefish lying on bottom of Lake Erie detects the Manarthian Sub::

:: The Exo runs up to Kimball::

Exo: Skipper, we have a LA class sub bearing mark 245 moving at 18 knots.

Kimball: LA class, great can't tell who it is, but being near these fleets its probably Either CoC or Manarthian. Lets sink the bastards.

Exo: Aye Aye skipper, what do you want loaded.

Kimball: 2 MK 48's in tubes 1 and 3.

Exo: Aye Aye ::Calls out to the weapons officer:: Load Tubes 1 and 3 with MK 48 ADCAPS

Weapons Officer: Tubes 1 and 3 loaded with MK 48 ADCAP

Kimball: ::Calls to the Weapons Officer:: Flood tubes one and three, and open outer doors.

Weapons Officer: Tubes one and 3 loaded and flooded. Outer doors are open

Kimball: Electronic launch 1 and 3

Weapons Officer: Electronically launching one and 3 aye

::Two torpedos creep out of their tubes silently without the loud burst of compressed air, they are still attached to their guidance wires as they are slowly creeped towards the path of the unexpecting Manarthian Sub::

::On board the Manarthian Sub, the sonar operator thinks he hears something::

Sonar Operator: Conn Sonar.

::The Commander incharge of this sub picks up the phone::

Commander: Sonar Conn Aye.

Sonar Operator: Sir it sounds like someone just flooded their tubes.

Commander: Wilkins was their any sound of a submarine nearby?

Sonar Operator: No, Sir, it sounded as if the tubes were on the bottom of the Lake.

Commander: Wilkins your probably picking up some interference.

::At that moment the guidance wires were cut and the torpedo's accelerated to full speed pinging with their active sonars::

Sonar Operator: SIR! we're Being Pinged!

Commander: WHAT!? from where

Sonar Operator: Bearing 130. Sir they sound like Torpedo's, two of them. They're moving at 54 knots, 3000 yards and closeing fast

Commander: Helmsman Flankspeed and surface the boat, Weapons Load decoys and launch them NOW!

::Resoundiung Aye Aye's coming from the crew as the manarthian submarine accelerates to 31 knots and climbs as fast as it can to the surface. Two decoy's are Launched that project a wall in between the Manarthian Sub and the chasing torpedo's. The first torpedo's hits the decoy's loses its lock and starts listening passively for a target. While the Second Torpedo ignores the decoy and bores in on the surfacing sub. Just as the Manarthian Sub Breaches the surface the MK 48 Impacts on the Keel Exploding and breaking the sub in two. The Sub quickly sinks::

::Back on the Bonefish Kimball talking with his Exo::

Exo: Sir Sonar has just finished analyzing the sound signature of that sub, it was a manarthian vessel

Kimball: Good those manarthian Bastards got whats coming for them.

Kimball: Ok lets get off the bottom and get the hell out of here before all the ASW assets in the world come down on top of us

Exo: Aye Aye, Sir.

Of the council of clan

09-12-2003, 00:06

::General Ross who is leading the Rebel Airforces deep in Rebel territory looks over reports and starts speaking to his aide::

Ross: So we have the bulk of the Tactical fighter wings but few aerial superiority except for some outdated F-4's But we have all of the B-1B's in the Country?

Aide: Yes General.

Ross: What of Nuclear weapons?

Aide: General Strategic command managed to get those stockpiles under their control, with the Free Fall bombs and Cruise missiles. But the Stockpile happens to be not far from 6th Armored. We could ask our colueges to seize those for us.

Ross: I'll make the approiate phone calls.

09-12-2003, 02:45

*Imperial Palace of Crippleslovenia, Emperor R. Thro Gryposis III to make an address to the region*

Gryposis: Ladies, gentlemen and cripples of LETI, I come to you tonight to make the first announcement about the selling of Crippleslovenia. I have received quite a bid from Edenstein for $4 billion and an offer for sanctuary. If other countries are interested, contact our offices. Countries may compile together if they wish. That is all.

09-12-2003, 02:46

*Imperial Palace of Crippleslovenia, Emperor R. Thro Gryposis III to make an address to the region*

Gryposis: Ladies, gentlemen and cripples of LETI, I come to you tonight to make the first announcement about the selling of Crippleslovenia. I have received quite a bid from Edenstein for $4 trillion and an offer for sanctuary. If other countries are interested, contact our offices. Countries may compile together if they wish. That is all.

Samsylvannia

09-12-2003, 06:18

OOC: Brigadier General O-7
Major General O-8
Lt. General O-9
General O-10

Gave the guy a promotion eh? :wink:

OOC: Yeah...that was the point, kinda like the ones Darth Vader gives...

Henceland Omega

09-12-2003, 07:15

::HO CHannel 2 News broadcasts the Samsylvannian Press Conference. After a commericial, the news returns to Tom and Diane, both sitting facing the opposite way::

Tom: And we're back!

Diane: And now let's go back to the Press Conference where questions are being fielded. Our own Elhaym van Houten is there.

::At the Samsylvannian Press Conference::

Elly: (out of breath) Chancellor, you mentioned that you figured out who was behind the plot, but have you found the actual assassin yet?

09-12-2003, 08:00

Memo
To: Nations of LETI
From: Dorrstein, Holy Emperor of the Veirt Reich
Re: The Reich Alliance

This is a reminder, offensive actions against a country in TRA is considered an attack on all.

Henceland Omega

10-12-2003, 07:38

::Allied soldiers walk around on Tifa Island, checking for any Proenzastanians left::

Random HO Colonel: ::Shakes his head:: Those sick sons of bitches! Women... children.. little babies...

Nameless Manarthian Private: And these bird things!

HO Col.: Thunderbirds... This island had many of them on it before the war... and look! ::He scuffs the dirt with his boot:: They sewed SALT in the ground!

Nameless Rialtan Pvt 1st Class: Was there much farming that went on here?

HO Col.: Not too much. Most of the farming is done on Flirrhy and Dantaree, but we did harvest some fruit here. Why would anyone do this?

HO General: ::Walks up from behind:: Its like the Massacre at Tian-an-Men Square... the rape of Nanjing, or the Backstreet Boys. There is no reason for this sort of tragedy. We're looking at a desperate man who was so power hungry, he did whatever it took to prove to himself that he was in control.

Manarthian Pvt: Any word on the progress at Marle Island? Have they caught this sadistic $*%7 yet?

HO Gen: No word yet... We can only hope we can put a complete end to this soon, and begin rebuilding this island...

Samsylvannia

10-12-2003, 07:49

*Press Conference*

Chancellor Sammek: No, Ms. van Houten, I am sorry to say we have not yet identified the assassin. The web of deceit and trickery that Murdock wove runs far and deep. We do not yet have the identities of all involved. We are also looking at the possibility of an outsider committing this act. After all, we were at war with Henceland Omega; there are many other countries as well that would like to see our peace loving nation disrupted. However, our airport security is very good and I don't see a way any outsider could have pulled this off. Next question.

OOC: The semi-phenominal nearly completed Samsylvannian Website (www.geocities.com/sammyk762)

Dubelco

10-12-2003, 08:48

A report gets up with a Dubelco news badge.

Reporter: Ean Elosh with Dubelco News. With the withdrawl from the Crippleslovenian/Henceland Omega Conflict, what are your nations plans for the immediate future?

10-12-2003, 10:16

i fink u iz all gay :D :) 8)

Of the council of clan

10-12-2003, 22:03

:: FCS Bonefish is moving at periscope depth with the radar mast up on passive mode::

::The Exo runs up to LTC Kimball II::

Exo: Skipper there's a large fleet 100nm to the west of us, I think its from Edenstein. We're picking up a radar signature, probably from a destroyer. Sir this could be a very easy target of oppurtunity

Kimball: Edenstein would probably assume it came from the invasion fleet. ahh to add to the confusion, great idea exo. Give that Destroyer a good ol harpoon up the backside

Exo: aye aye sir.

::a UGM-84 Harpoon Anti-Ship missile is loaded into torpedo tube 1 and the tube is flooded, the outerdoors open and the canister holding the missile is ejected silently from the submarine. The canister floats to the surface and as it breaches the surface the canister pops open and a solid fuel rocket leaps out. The Single missile rockets towards the Edenstianian fleet at just under mach 1 skimming the waves::

Of the council of clan

10-12-2003, 22:19

OOC: just incase you haven't noticed this is a rebel ship.

::Aboard the FCS Armageddon SSBN-1 Commander Gregory finally gets the burst code transmission he's been waiting for::

Gregory: So they finally got the codes for the missiles. Well lets see what target matrices they sent us ::Looks over the list:: Well i'll be damned.

Gregory: Missile Officer, we are going to fire all 24 missiles, 8 of them bound for Manarth, 8 of the Bound for Edenstein, and 8 bound for Henceland Omega.

::The Armageddon on its patrol station in the Carribean surfaces and opens all 24 launch tubes::

Gregory: Fire!

::1 by 1, 24 Trident II's take to the sky. As the 8 missiles per country near there terminal phase, the MIRV splits and 3 warheads per missile fall. A total of 24 warheads fall on Henceland Omega, all 80 megaton. A total of 24 warheads fall on Edenstein and the same number on Manarth.::

Edenstein

11-12-2003, 00:15

*In Linux*

*a Lt. Runs into Ulonov's office*

Lt: SIR!!!! 24 INBOUND NUKES COMING TOWARDS DIFFEERNT CITIES!!!!
Ulonov: WHAT!?!?!?! INTERCEPT THOSE NOW!!! WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?!?!
Lt: We have are intercepting the Sub now sir!!!!
Ulonov: Lets just hope that the Starwars Program The emperor Invested in works....

*From Silo's all over edenstein Anti ICBM Missles come alive and fire at the incoming targets. Also expiramental ground based microwave generators swing into target and fry the innards of the missles. After it is all said and done all of the missles are shot down but one. The remaining missle hits Alanov, a semi major city of about a million. The missle hits almost in midtown, the incurring explosion kills 500,000 instantly and within a few days, another 250,000 due to radiation poisoning, due to the proximaty to the coast, the fallout cloud heads east out over the lake towards Lake Ontario*

*in the lake*

*5 P-3 Orion's armed with MK-46 torpedoes and depth charges , 6 Sh-60 Sea Hawks Armed with MK-50 Torpedoes from Fleet 5, 4 SH-3H Sea Kings armed with MK-46 torpedo's From Fleet 5 leave to intercept the Submarine that launched the missles, also 2 Seawolf class Subs the ES: Parrot, and the ES: Penguin, and a Virginia class the ES: Omega change courses to neutralize the submarine*

*On the destroyer*

Lt: Sir Incoming missle!!!
Cpt: Shoot it down!!!

*The Phanlanx systerms on the ship come alive and the gun starts barking fire, unfortunatly it can not shoot the missle down and impacts the port side, the ensuing explosion rips a hole in the side of the ship killing 50 men and injuring 32, ASW planes and helicopters are dispatched to the general location of where the missle was launched from*

*The ES: Largo, a Destroyer is on patrol in 5th Fleet the

Of the council of clan

11-12-2003, 04:13

OOC: right after the launch, sorry my comp was screwing up.
::On board the FCS Bonefish Kimball speaks to his Exo::

Kimball: Ok, the missile is off, dive deep and move at maxium silent speed. I want out of this area immediately. Make for Samsylvannia, and see if we can't get ourselves a reload

Exo: Aye Aye, sir.

::The Bonefish makes for a Samsylvannian Port::

Henceland Omega

11-12-2003, 06:36

::As the missles streak towards HO, Operation Episode IV commences. The huge Star Wars program kicks in, sending hundreds of anti nuke missles and SAMs at the warheads::

Operations Officer: Sir, the warheads are being shot down as we speak!

General Ramsus Kahr: And doing their jobs I see. What I want to know is what the hell missles are doing being programmed to fire at us? Technically, we are the only sort of allies CoC has in LETI... This will ahve to be discussed later...

Ops Officer: We're confirmed the destruction so far of 18 of the 24 missles, the SAMs are kicking in, and the fighters are scrambling. The nation's gone to Oni Mode. Evacuation is taking place.

Ramsus: Don't worry, we still have a good chance. The second round is firing.

Ops Officer: Sir, we've confirmed the destruction of all but one of the missles.

Ramsus: $@*7! That's all we've got. Where' the missle headed?

Officer: Tifa sir.

Ramsus: Ha ha! Of all the places to go! Well we're going to lose some good men, but I guess we couldn't ask for a better place for it to land.

::The missle lands on Tifa Island, blasting what little remained on the island to bits.::

Samsylvannia

11-12-2003, 07:29

*Press Conference*

Sammek: Excellent question, Mr. Elosh. We are currently in talks with Henceland Omega ironing out the details of the cease fire. This was all a big misunderstanding on the part of the previous leadership. It is our sincerest hope that our two nations can once again be the strong allies we once...*An aid runs up to the podium and whispers into Sammek's ear. The Chancellor turns pale, then addresses the assembled reporters.* Ladies and Gentlemen, this press conference is now over. We have unconfirmed reports of nuclear missiles in the air over LETI. I urge you to return home to your families. Those of you from other nations can stay here if you wish, we will house you for the time being. May God have mercy on our souls.

*The Chancellor is ushered out of the press conference. From there he is transported by helicopter and plane to the entrance of the top secret underground bunker known only as The Ant Hill. He and the senior staff descend to the command center.*

Sammek: Now will someone please tell me what in hell is going on out there?!

*The Dominion of Samsylvannia collectively watches the reports on television in horror, wondering if they'll be next...*

Henceland Omega

11-12-2003, 08:37

::At the Hence Palace, the alert signals are going off. The administration has been evacuated to the Blue Spire, an unknown location underground::

Corran: Ok, does anyone have any idea what the HELL is going on?

Rom: I have a pretty good idea... I think we've been betrayed!

Luna: Now remember, CoC issort of having its own civil war problems. It could be the rebels.

Corran: Yeah, but that doesn't explain why they were pointed at us in the first place... Of all the nations of LETI, we were the one nation that the Premieres were never mad at. The ONLY nation they were never mad at... except maybe Edenstein, which is also getting hit I hear...

Ritsuko: And Manarth too from the sound of things... why those nations?

Bart: Tell me about it... I'd've suspected their nuclear arsenal would be aimed at Crippleslovenia, Spinkoslovakia, and mostly Euphoni. Maybe Samsylvannia or Dubelco or Proenzastan too because of some minor tiffs they've had. This is highly unusual.

Sigurd: I find their timing highly unusual too... We finally start winding down our war, Emperor Ed goes into a coma, and Chancellor Sammeck uncovers the plot for his assassination. Suddenly we're attacked....

Corran: What's the damage reports?

Hoover: Only Tifa was struck, but the radiation level is not good, and the winds and current is carrying it this way...

Corran: Shoot...

Henceland Omega

11-12-2003, 08:38

::In Samsylvannia, Citan Uzuki arrives only to be immediately ushered to safety::

Citan: There's foul play afoot...

11-12-2003, 09:21

*As nuclear missles rock LETI, Peter looks at the roof*

Peter: What's going on? *A dog runs in to him*

Brian: Peter, there're nuclear attacks going on! We have to get out of here! *He runs back out*

Peter: Don't worry! It's times like these I remember what we were taught in school! *He drops to the floor and starts rolling around* AHHH!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*After several minutes Brian runs back in, and kicks Peter so he rolls down the stairs to the basement*

Manarth

11-12-2003, 22:18

Admiral Benjamin Fly: So.... Our homeland has been nuked, no one is left to claim the office of Prime Minister, and the COC are fighting one another.

Vice Admiral 1: Thats about it.

Vice Admiral 2: And we're the biggest military unit left intact.

Admiral Fly: Thats right, so I think we need to be considering getting back to LOTI. They're going to need us there, and soon.

VA1: I agree. We've got to get back and help Manarth recover.

VA3: No doubt about that.

Admiral Fly: Ok then. Everyone get to your Carrier Battle Groups, and lets turn this thing around. And pick up the Marines on Tifa Island on our way out. Some of them must still be alive from the nukes.

All: Aye sir!

Admiral Fly:

Edenstein

12-12-2003, 05:58

*Admiral Ulonov appears on LETI News, Edenstein News, and NBC Affiliates all over the region to give an address about what happened, He is standing in the main chamber of the Edenstein Parliment building addressing the Duma.
Lt Zofia, and Lt. General Alana Onotov are standing behind him*

Ulonov: People of Edenstein, we have suffered a travisty. The City of Alanov in the Eastern Section of Edenstein was hit with an Nuclear weapon. Although we where able to intercept almost all of the missles but one unfortunatly got through... The city contained 1 million people. The initial blast instantly killed 500,000 and the ensuing radition poisoning and fallout has killed another Million.

We know who is responsible for this atrocity, and it is the Minor Clans within the Council of Clan, that have become rebels and turned against the government....

*Yells of bloody murder, and calling for the heads of the people in CoC can be heard from the members over the Duma*

I know that the gut reaction from from all of you is that we need to bring justice to the ones that have committed this atrocity. We can not let us sink to the level of the ones that feel that the only way to solve problems is through force.

What is most important is helping the ones that where affected most by this atrocity, I am declaring an official state of emergency, I have moved the national gaurd into and around the area of Alonov to assist in Disaster Relief.

I promise you Edenstein, the culprits of this crime will not go unpunished... but now is not the time, we must take care of our own first, then we will punish those responsible, that is all.

*Ulonov turns and Leaves, the Duma stands and applauds him as he leaves*

Edit to at Rebel Clans stuff.

Manarth

13-12-2003, 06:33

OOC: I'm going to be on vacation for a while, so my replys to the game may take a while to arrive. Please try to bear with me.

IC:

::The Manarthian marines have all reacted with supprise to the attacks on them by COC units loyal to the minor clans. With the recent nuclear attack on Tifa Island, the current number of Manarthian marrines left alive has dwindled to barely a battalions worth. Situated across a large streatch of coastline, they are relieved by their wasp class attack ships and begin heading back to the locks. Six full divisions of marines remain in the fleet, undeployed::

::Meanwhile, the Manarthian troops stationed at the locks are relieved to find that the madness that gripped the rest of the CoC has not yet claimed the COC troops stationed at the locks::

::Elsewhere, Manarthian air force fighters have begun confronting rebel COC squadrens opperating out of local air bases, and the 5th Armored Cavalry division (Helicopter) has engaged COC rebels holed up in their naval base near by Port Hrabe::

::Due to the recent deaths of all major leaders of the Manarthian government, the military under command of Gen. Tobias G. Elliot has assumed the command of most of the major cities. Reports that Vandershale and Mark McMillan still live and are organizing relief efforts near St. Matthewstown remain unsubstantiated. Most of the upper echilons of the military staff remain MIA and presumed dead. The body of Gerald A. Custer remains unrecoved, despite a large effort to find it::

::The Manarthian invasion units have been redeployed to several major islands in the COC archipellegio in an effort to bring peace to the embattered nation. So far, they have been met with only limited resistance, but without a warm welcome::

::And several key Manarthian military leaders have contracted West Palm Beach mercenaries in an effort to supliment their forces in the locks and in defence of their cities against the COC rebel's bomber aircraft. However, most of the WPB companies seem reluctant to rent their mercenaries, due to the countries recent flairups with Eastern Detriot::

::Finally, the bodies of several Manarthian businessmen were discovered by loyal COC troops on the Island of Kusa. All were ritually murdered, apparently as part of a religious ceremony. An investigator was overheard saying that it appeared to be a Orthodox Prophetian ceremony, but could not conclusively say that it was::

Dubelco

13-12-2003, 09:04

*The HEoD Naval Task Force #5 and #7 reach the 200 mile mark before the locks to LOTI. They all stop when they reach the area with Edensteins Legion Fleet.*

Henceland Omega

13-12-2003, 09:23

::HO Channel 2 News. Tom and Diane are wearing raditation suits.::

Tom: Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker.

Diane: ...and I'm Diane Simmons. And we're broadcasting from a nuclear safe newsroom. For those of you that aren't in such a nuclear safe zone, we will now laugh at you. ::Tom and Diane point and laugh at the camera for exactly 10 seconds, then immediately become seroius and professional again::

Tom: We now bring you a recorded message from His Henceness, Holy Emperor Corran.

::The video was apparantly shot from Corran's bunker. Behind him are Luna and Ritsuko. Corran looks very forlorn::

Corran: Fellow Hencemen, as you are aware our nation has been the target of several attacks recently. No sooner had we removed the Crippleslovenian and Samsylvannian threats then we were bombed with highly nuclear devices. Our intelligence head--Mr. Fifel Hoover--has traced this bombing to rebel clansmen from CoC. I am proud to say that Project A New Hope succesfully took down all but one of the enemy missles. That missle struck on the already war-torn island of Tifa. My deepest sympathies go out to any and all refugees and relatives of Tifa Islanders. It will take some time before we are ready to rebuild the island again.

I would urge you all to NOT take your anger out on CoC. The group that fired these missles no doubt wanted to start a war between our nation and CoC. I have discussed matters with Edenstein officials and they agree the best course of action is to simply nurse our wounds, and help join together in finding and destroying the rebels. Know that Oni Mode is only temprorary, and once we contact Advisor Nori for her professional opinion, a definite date will be given when you can all return to your normal lives. For now my Hencemen, be strong! Together we shall overcome our adversitites and rise again! We shall become Hence and l33t!

::The screen flashes back to the studio. Diane is sitting on Tom.::

Tom: Say Diane, do you think that these suits would hinder the ability to...

::Val jumps in front of Tom::

Val: We'll be back with your 4 day forecast!

::Commercial break::

Henceland Omega

13-12-2003, 09:29

::From his lair, Sgt. Slotter rubs his hands together::

Slotter: What an interesting mess you're all in now! ::shakes his head:: Those stupid rebels Foot-Cocs achieved some nice devastation, but did they really think that Corran and Ed would be stupid enough to not see through their diversion? What a bunch of stupid idiots. After their rebellion is quelled and we finish our next step, I may have to show them up...

Of the council of clan

14-12-2003, 00:07

::Off the Eastern Seabord of North America between Greenland and the Azores, A Ohio Class Nuclear Ballistic Missile Submarine patrols, It carries 24 ICBM's with 8 warheads apiece(they can carry between one and 8) This Submarine is Controlled by the Rebel Clans. It comes to firing depth and proceeds to fire all 24 Trident II D missiles.::

::The Targets are split evenly amongst Rialto, Viert Reich, Die Elite Reich, Das Elite Reich, Counter Point, and Lastly CoC military bases controlled by the Loyal Clans and the Welland Canal.::

OOC: 4 missiles with 8 warheads apiece, thats a total of 32 targets.

Henceland Omega

14-12-2003, 06:27

::The sirens go off throughout HO as the nukes fly through LETI. Luckily for the war-torn Hencemen, Rialto--as the closest of the now fired upon natinos to HO--is far to the east. The Hencemen huddle down in their bunkers and basements wailing and gnashing their teeth::

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::In Corran's bunker::

Corran: Jesus Christ! More? What are these rebels trying to prove?

Hoover: Well apparantly they aren't trying to throw blame on the CoC government. But then again, I guess this way all but guarantees CoC casualties.

Luna: We need to do something about this... but what?

Corran: Well first chance we get we contact RESI...

Manarth

14-12-2003, 06:31

::Manarth missile defence controler Specialist Ivan Georing spots the missiles as they are launched from his station on the St. Lawrence river::

Georing: Holy shit sir! We've got ICBMs launching from a sub off the North American coast!

Captain Vandershale (Former PM Vandershale's Father's Father's Brother's Son's Son's Son): Holy Prophet! Get me a line to Admiral Smith, he should intercept that sub!

::Soon, a large patrol of land based antisubmarine craft have arrived at the last known location of the sub, and begin a search pattern looking for it. Expanding their search radius as time passes in an attempt to detect the rogue craft::

::As the targets of the missiles begin to trickle in, Manarth command begins to susspect that this too is a rogue COC sub, but has no conclusive proof. Manarthian subs are quickly dispatched to aid in the search, but are still several days out, and it is feared that by then the search radius will be too large to detect the sub. All hopes of the Manarthian navy are pegged on the continued efforts of the Anti-sub aircraft::

OOC: Hey there COC, think I could find your sub? I want so despirately to sink something, anything at all. It'll make me feel so much better about my sad sorry life. :wink:

Henceland Omega

16-12-2003, 04:45

::In the underground bunker::

Rom: Hey Elwood, how long are we going to have to stay down here?

Corran: I won't know that untill I talk to Advisor Nori. She'll be able to tell us when it'll be safe.

Rom: Can I ask you something about Nori?

Corran: Yes?

Rom: Tell me her name's not Nori Nori Nori. Tell me the truth!

Corran: Well what do you want me to do? Tell you her name's not Nori Nori Nori or tell the truth?

Rom: Good God... who the f&$% would do that to their kid?

Corran: Her father lived in Eastern Detroit. Her mother was a nudist hippie.

Rom: Say no more...

Dubelco

16-12-2003, 08:15

(Mirrored)
*Passing through the Edenstein fleet the battlegroup bound for LOTI makes its way and begins the procedures for moving ships through with Eastern Detroit.*

Of the council of clan

16-12-2003, 17:54

::The Targets are .........Welland Canal.::

OOC: 4 missiles with 8 warheads apiece, thats a total of 32 targets.

OOC: This is before the Dubelco's fleet even gets close to the locks

::Minor Clansmen have begun loading up and fleeing the Welland Canal, when they heard the attack was coming. And suddenly 16 nuclear warheads begin falling from the sky onto the Canal Zone, Patriot PAC-3 and THAAD missiles begin firing knocking 12 out of the sky, but 4 nukes land across the canal zone, exploding and blasting the locks along with the people defending them to atoms.::

Manarth

16-12-2003, 20:44

::Admiral Benjamin Fly was not having a good day. Reports had been streaming in from all sorts of places, and none of them looked good. Attacks on Edenstein, Henceland Omega, Manarth. COC rebels rising up everywhere. I just wish I knew what I was doing. He squinted as a bright light rose up in the north. That doesn't make any sence. The sun is setting on the other side of the fleet. OH SHIT!::

Fly: Comm! Please tell me those aren't nukes striking the locks.

Petty Officer Manfred: Very well sir. Those aren't nukes striking the locks.

Voice on radio: We're under nuclear attack over here! Oh god! Everyone's dead!

Fly: Thank you Petty Officer. I think we won't be heading back to Manarth for a while.

Radar: Sir, we've got several huge fleets on the outskirts of the locks. Recent records show them to be Eastern Detriot and Dubelco ships.

Lt. Haroldson: Are any of them at war with us?

Fly: Not directly. Signal a full halt. We'll wait here until we can figure out what to do.

Dubelco

17-12-2003, 04:49

*A comm officer onboard the DSS Lexington runs to his commander*

Comm: Sir, scouts report the Locks are inoperative.

CO: Are the scouts positive?

Comm: Yes sir, apparently before we arrived they were nuked with other targets. They are unuasble.

CO: Damn, no butt kicking for us today, send word to the Eastern Detroit Fleet and have us turn around. Tell E. D. they can do what they want with their fleet, we'll wait for orders from C&C.

Comm: Aye Sir!

21-12-2003, 06:15

As you may not have recognized, Ukansimias refers to the nature of this country. Not that people are perverted or even highly sexual, but, rather, nude. All the time. In fact, it is or will soon be a requirement to be nude in the Commonwealth of Ukansimias as long as the temperature stays above 65 degrees fahrenheit and below 100. Some protective clothing is permitted outside that determining bracket. If residents are caught in an unlawful state of cladhood, their clothing will be confiscated and returned to them in due time. Any residents caught being crude in public or sexually abusing any others will be expelled from the country immediately, perhaps to starve to death at sea, if the government permits it. I will see to that through my allotted power. If anyone has a problem will my nude nation, please speak now or forever hold your breath.

Henceland Omega

21-12-2003, 07:31

::HO Channel 2 News::

Tom: ...Today's Topless story, Ukansimias.

Diane: I sure can Tom, and in other news, The Commonwealth of Ukansimias introduced itself and its strange culture to LETI. We recently sent our own Asian correspondece team of Long Wang, Hong Well, and Enormous Genitals to Ukansimias. We will have a full report on tomorrow's broadcast!

Tom: That's right Diane. Also in today's news thousands of soldiers return home from the war. Only a few divisions still remain deployed, searching for Spina Bifida on Marle Island. No word yet on his condition...

Diane: Thank you Tom. And now let's go to Val Liash for weather!

Val: Thanks Diane, today we can look for some more underground weather while the radiation passes over us. Just a friendly reminder that if you or anyone you know starts sprouting extra body parts to please call the organ donation hotline, there are people that need the extra parts. Back to you Tom!

Tom: Back to you Tom indeed Val! And now let's take a look at sports!

::The sportscaster happens to be a wounded baitfish, and says nothing::

Tom: Are you serious? A new owner you say! What a catch! That should hook a new crowd wouldn't you say!

Diane: Also today, Space Advisor Rom Tism announced that the space program WILL continue it's development of HO's first working shuttle in spite of the recent scare. Also Military Advisor Ritsuko Yamamoto announced today that Dorrstein of Viert Reich has a small cock.

Tom: When we return from the break we'll take a look at a small mutant form of a penguin that's projected to make very cute and docile house pets. A look at these Lenguins, after we return!

::Commercial Break::

Eastern Detroit

21-12-2003, 17:39

Eastern Detroit

21-12-2003, 17:41

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Eastern Detroit

21-12-2003, 17:45

*In Eastern Detroit, at Medina Air Force Base, 42 Tu-22M Backfire bombers are fueled and being loaded up. They are loaded up with AS-4 Kitchen Anti-ship Missiles. 4 each, They take off and head South east, staying away from the territory of Henceland Omega, they fly North East from there going between Euphoni and Edenstein Territory, They then arrive at their firing point and fire a total of 168 Kitchen missiles at the Manarthian Fleet. They then turn around fly back towards Eastern Detroit at Mach 2.*

*On board the EDS Riyadh Admiral Saddam Ghadifi the commander of the West Palm Beach Attack force orders the firing of Yahkont-3 cruise missiles. A total of 67 missiles are fired at the Manarthian Fleet.*

*In the Temple of Allah the Spokesman for Mohammed Ayatollah Adied gives a press conference.*

"People of The Lake Erie Tropical Islands, after the incident of the Oil Rig off of Toledo, we have finished decoading documents found there. It seems that it was a combination of West Palm Beach and Manarth that was trying to STEAL!! our most precious Resource. Therefore, Eastern Detroit has Declared war upon both Manarth and West Palm Beach."

Of the council of clan

21-12-2003, 17:51

::On board the FCS Bonefish Lieutenant Commander Kimball the Second is speaking with his Exo.::

Kimball: We are nearing Samsylvannia, I think we should surface to show our good intentions, and attempt to broker an alliance between the repressed minor clans and the Dominion of Samsylvannia

Exo: Aye Aye Sir!

Henceland Omega

22-12-2003, 04:26

::On Marle Island::

General Ramsus: Where are you hiding you little f*&$? I know you're here somewhere... ::He looks around from his vantage point, on top of Lucca Hill::

Major: Well General, we've been sending our men everywhere looking for him, and we haven't come up with anything yet?

Ramsus: Did you send some of the other fleets home Hassle?

Major Hassle: Yes Sir. I sent the Rialtan and Manarth Fleets home after their own bombings.

Random Lieutenant: Are you sure it's safe here? I mean there was a nuclear missle that went off on Tifa Island!

Ramsus: Lieutenant, if we want to stop things like this from happening again, we have to find that slick little $%*7!

Lieutenant: As you say sir!

Ramsus: Where would he hide... where IS there to hide anyway? This isn't a huge island! He can't be too far away! DAMMIT!

Henceland Omega

22-12-2003, 06:58

::Near Eastern Detroit, a boat sails across the water::

Passenger: So tell me again Will, why we're going here?

Will: Well Eddie, the boss says this'll be the safest place to start training more guys. Since the Summit on the boat, we've been hurting for guys you know!

Another Passenger: You're not telling us anything new you know...

Will: I know that John. Anyway, apparantly this place harbors terrorists and is full of oil hungry sheiks and such. It's the perfect place to get people! Meanwhile Bert and Joe are in place for our next plan, so we'll be unnoticed untill we being the next phase!

First passenger: What is the next phase?

Will: Well Smucker, that depends on how many good people we can train!

::The whole boat crew starts laughing maniacally::

Eddie: And this little sailboat isn't going to be noticed by anyone! ::As they near shore he holds up a HO flag and tries to look as disheveled as he can:: Help us! We're refugees from the war!

Manarth

22-12-2003, 19:14

Henceland Omega

25-12-2003, 07:01

::On Marle Island General Ramsus Kahr walks to the former capitol building::

Major Hassle: Sir, we've already been here several times. He's not here.

Ramsus: I know, but I want to take a look around for myself...

::He walks in. The stench of stale dead bodies still lingers in the musky air. Blood stains are on the walls, and unidentifiable body parts and/or entrails are strewn about::

Ramsus: Geeze those are some sick little $&%7s.

Hassle: I know, look at this... This was the governor. ::He points to a body that was split open with the entrails wrapped around the neck, and stuffed down the throat:: Then the bastards pissed on the body!

Ramsus: ::shakes his head:: Where could... ::he stops and listens for a minute, then walks over to a statue of the great explorer Chrono. He reaches behind the statue and presses its back. A panel in the stiarwell swings open. He stops for a minute, then he and Hassle climb in::

Edenstein

25-12-2003, 08:49

OOC: Substanial post warning... :-D

IC: The Edenstein News screen flashes

*Stephani Schuster is sitting at the news desk schuffling some papers*

Schuster: This is Stephani Schuster reporting for Edenstein News, our top story is of the Nuclear blast that hit Edenstein. Rescue efforts are wrapping up. Currently, tolls in human life are coming in at 1.5 million from the inital blast and from the fallout. Admiral Ulonov addressed the Duma..

*Screen flashes to Ulonov standing in the chambers of the Duma*

Ulonov: We must percivere against these Cowardly acts of terrorisim..

*screen flashes back to Schuster*

The country is under a state of lock down currently with no one being allowed in or out without government approval.

On the homefront Emperor Romanov has come out of his coma, he is still listed in critical condition but has been showing signs of improvement.

*gets a sign from station manager*

Ohh.. and on a closing note, to LETI News.... *makes gesture towards screen but is fuzzed out* We are not affraid of your "Ratings War" bring it on.... Goodnight Edenstein

*screen flashes out*

*At Edenstein Military Air Traffic control, something strange is showing up on radar, the Radar operator calls over the XO for the Evening*

Op: Sir, we have a blip on the radar..
XO: How can we have a blip? The radar dosn't make noises....
Op: I mean something strange sir, rather large, but its not the size of an airliner...
XO: Scramble a few Mig-29's see what that is...
Op: Aye Aye

*The planes are scrambled and tail the "Blip" when the Mig's come into range of the object they see that it is a large flying sleigh, with 9 tiny reigndeer*

Red Leader: This is Red 1 to tower, it appears to be.... A man flying a sleigh......
Tower: Do they appear to be hostile?
Red Leader: Let me check, Red 2 and 3 take up posistons on either side of it,
Red 2 & 3: Yes sir!

*the planes fly in flanking posistion of the sleigh and wave their wings, the man in red pulls out a shotgun and takes a popshot at red 2*

Red 2: Sir! He fired at me!!!!
Red 1: Thats hit, blow this fatman out of the sky...

*Red 2 and 3 float back while 1 and 4 lock on and fire to sidewinder missles at the sleigh, they strike the rear of it blowing it to pieces, as the sleigh explodes the reigndeer lose their ability to fly and fall out of the sky from 30,000 feet and and a few hundred feet per second, leaving a nice smear mark on one of the major freeways in Edenstein*

Red 1: Alright boys, job well done, lets go home...
*they turn and head home*

*in the Kremlin... erm umm Edenstein Government Buildings*

(OOC: If I get the names wrong I'll change them later)
Smerling: Hmmm, I wonder if I can sell this thing....
Barnyard: I really can't belive you sometimes, Slaughter is really gonna, well Slaughter us...
Smerling: Its ok, he's really a nice guy..
Barnyard: You mean like a mute spitting cobra....
Smerling: You mean like Pixie mutes and straight mutes?
Barnyard: *smacks forhead* No.... What I was trying to say was...
*gets interupted by a big Russian looking gaurd who happens to be a female, who also happens to be having that special once a month visitor, so she is not in a particularly good mood*
Gaurd: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!!!!
Smerling: We are going to Ki*interupted by barnyard*
Barnkyard: Ummm... kiiiiss the floor that you walk on...
*they do*
Gaurd: Thats right........ Carry on, *she walks off*
Barnyard: *smacks Smerling* You almost did it that time.... *smacks him again, and they walk off arguing again*

26-12-2003, 05:58

::Near the proposed Avalanche training facility in Eastern Detroit, religious fanatics from the Island of Kusa begin training::

Henceland Omega

26-12-2003, 06:29

Dubelco

26-12-2003, 10:12

*Cargo ships carrying relief supplies take off from Dubelcan airfields and make their way towards LOTI heading towards Manarth.*

Telegram:

To: Manarth
From: Dubelco
Statement:
Hope this helps, Merry Christmas!

Tubamanea

27-12-2003, 06:50

As x-mas time has come and gone the people of tubamanea are over the problems of the earthquack so the only thing that gos through the minds of the people of tubamanea is why santa never came for x-mas day :?: well that is all we have for today tubamanea news good night

27-12-2003, 07:52

::At Slotter's hideout::

Slotter: How are the reports?

Random man: Well boss, Barnhead and Smerling report no extra findings since the first mishap... er discovery.

Slotter: What else?

Man: Well John, Will, Eddie, and Smucker report taht the training facitilites are operational. In other news the rebel CoC people or "Kusians" as we call them have also set up nearby.

Slotter: 'Cushions' did you call them?

Man: Close enough...

Slotter: Hmm. Tell Eddie and the other cruisers to keep their eye on them. They may prove useful in the future...

::In the Kusa training camp, Father Stanley Evans-MacLellon decides to pay a visit to the folks nearby his camp. He sends his right hand man, Exaulted-Brother Ajax Klaus to talk with the leaders of that camp::

FYI: Kusa is a land of religious fanatics, followers of a "perverted" version of the Manarthian majority religion; "perverted" that is to the average Manarthian, Kusoans think it is the Manarthians who have slipped from the Orthodox ways. The Kusoan terrorist philosophy is this: Cause terror in the hearts and minds of the average COC (who control their island) or COC ally, in order to excape from COC (and therefor Christian) rule. They especially hate Manarthians for "perverting their ways", selling their island to the COC, and killing one of their own (the late Lord Protector Stan Evans).

If anyone, Christian, Muslem, Atheist, Jew, or any religion save Manarthian Episcipalian Prophet Worship, wanted to aid them, they would gladly accept that aid. They do not seak to kill all infidels, just to kill COC and their allies, (and Manarthian Infidels).

Henceland Omega

27-12-2003, 11:23

::In the Governor's building in Trigger, Marle Island Ramsus and Hassle crawl through the secret passage::

Hassle: Where does this thing go anyway? ::Ramsus stops and glares::

Ramsus: I've been at B4U for the past 35 years, and this is part ofthe island chain that really doesn't do a whole lot. How the hell should I know?

Hassle: Ok, just wondering... ::They crawl a while longer, finally coming out in a wardrobe:: Lucy! I believe you! It does exist! ::Ramsus hits Hassle and opens the wardrobe, which leads into an ordinary room::

Ramsus: Look! ::he points to an open door that goes to the outside. The two draw their guns and run out. Outside are 4 guards that are dead from gunshot wounds to the temple. Beyond them is a man carrying a dead body over his shoulder standing next to a helicoptor with its blades revving up. A figure can be seen in the helicoptor::

Hassle: What's going on? ::The man outside the helicoptor calmly takes the dead bod and tosses it up into the helicoptor blades. The body rains down on the platform. The man then picks up another body and does the same, causes another shower of human flesh::

Ramsus: Jesus Christ! Stop! ::The man looks at Ramsus and reaches for his hip. Ramsus shoots the man as the helicoptor begins to lift off. Ramsus and Hassle take potshots at the helicoptor but to no avail. As the helicoptor begins to move away a hand sticks out the side and extends the middle finger. A voice is heard from a loudspeaker::

Voice: You haven't seen the last of me! You Godamn mother f*** s***s will see that I stamp out all who oppose me! ::The helicoptor leaves::

Ramsus: DAMMIT! ::picks up radio:: DAMMIT AGAIN! It's jammed! Somebody f*** STOP! HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henceland Omega

27-12-2003, 11:34

::In the Edenstein Palace::

Bert: I did it! I figured it out! We just need a way to do it now!

Joe: Do what?

Bert: Are you serious? What do you THINK I mean?

Joe: Why, clean the area behind the Emperor's desk. I didn't think there was any way to clean up that dirt!

Bert: No you idiot. I just figured it out. Every day at exactly 9:57, Empress Carolyn goes to watch her favorite show, Star Trek.

Joe: That is a great show! Which one does she watch? The Next Generation? Voyager? Enterprise?

Bert: ::hits Joe:: You don't get it. If we find some way to pull it off, we can assassinate the Empress then! Nobody else except for Emperor Ed ever watches it with her!

Joe: Then won't we have to kill him too?

Bert: ::smacks his forehead:: He's in a COMA you idiot! Nobody goes into the room to disturb her then. Not even guards! If we get a hold of some kind of weapon, we could hide out there and then kill her and then we'd have an hour to get out before anyone might even start to notice she wasn't there!

Joe: Why would we kill her? She likes Star Trek! And she's cute too!

Bert: DAH!!!!!!!!! ::bangs his head on the wall:: WHY? WHY? WHY?

Dubelco

27-12-2003, 12:54

* On board one of the many Confed ships, the captain of a Wasp Class Assault Ship gets a message from his radar officer.*

RO: Sir we have multiple blips heading this way, bombers and a ton of them, they're bombing the Manarthian vessels coming to the locks. Their ships are launching missles as well.

Capt.: What? I didn't know they were sending aircraft? And why are they attacking Manarth, they did nothing? What did we miss!? We don't get cable out here! Send a message to Eastern Detroit ships about this, and a message to Manarths ships.

*The Comm officer scurries and sends these messages to each group*

Comm: Eastern Detroit vessels, why are you firing on the Manarthian ships, please respond....Manarthian vessels, the firing on your ships is by Eastern Detroit only, do you need assistance?

Dubelco

28-12-2003, 09:42

*Aronar sits in the C&C room, reading reports. He reads a few and throws down the clipboards. He walks over to a random terminal and smashes it with his hand breaking some controls and startling everyone in the room.*

Random Worker: Is there a problem sir?

Aronar:......oh no....everything peachy keen.....

RW: Do you need anything sir.

Aronar: No, nothing at all, just mad is all, the attack on WPB never even got off the ground, I was looking forward to kicking some ass. But thanks to imbeciles that won't happen.....puppets.....sold out.....weak I'll SHOW THEM ALL!! GET ME McDANIEL NOW!!!!

*Workers scamper like maniacs to send for him*

Aronar: WPB gets off easy, but someone else won't.....B15 or no B15, something will die....

Manarth

29-12-2003, 06:42

Admiral Benjamin Fly: Another 2 crusers damaged. ::Off the port bow, a flash indicates that the Deathrain Prophet's Hammer has been hit, and the main magazine has caught:: F***!

Captain: Dubelco is hailing us. They're asking if we need assistance.

Fly: They are?! Hell yeah. Tell 'em to nuke the bastards if they want to.

Captain: ::Happy:: Yes Sir!

Dubelco

29-12-2003, 07:56

*After a long and arduous(sp?) meeting with the entire military council, Confed has issued a "Make Ready" statement to all Military bases, fleets, forces, and personal. Task Forces and all war making ships are ordered to encrypted cooardinates. All Air Force bases are on full tactical alert and hundreds of planes througut the Confed spheres are being prepped. Ships in port are already in the process of launching, and all reserves and Shore Leave personal are being recalled.*

OOC: In other words, somethings gonna die, sorry in advance to the lucky target.

Tubamanea

30-12-2003, 09:07

The head of the Tubamanea militry comes into the head office where the leader of Tubamanea sat.

Hansol: have a set Ken and please tell me you have some good news for me I have had a hard year

Ken: well ser there is a war starting here in LETI

Hansol: Ken why do you think that a war is good news

Ken: well I don't but it is still news.

Hansol: you are right it is news

Ken: well ser there is some good news we have a good size militry of 250 thousend

Hansol: I know but most of the people of my country are pot heads and drunks

Ken: yes that is true but the people in all of your militry are not for they are not aloud to have pot or beer

Hansol: well that is nice but I don't want to have a thing to do with this war

Ken: well ser just incase we should be ready

Hansol: ok put the militry on standby

Ken; yes ser

Hansol: will that be all

Ken: not that I can think so ser

Hansol: ok but I don't want to get invalved yet got it

Ken; ser

Ken left Hansols office and clims into his car where a man sat and they started to drive

The Man: so is Hansol going to take us to war

Ken: no

Man: he is starting to make us look like a weak country

Ken: I know but we are still small

Man: well even a small dog can make a grown man bleed

Ken: I know that

Man: well then I think that Hansol has to go

Ken: yes he dos but I have known him all of my life

Man: well all men die some day

Ken: you are right we will kill him for the good of tubamanea

Man: good

The two pull up to a small shak by the docks where there was a man with a Tubamanea army coat on with his metols removed for he was discared from the army by hansol hemself and would like revenge the three sit down at a table

Ken: so are you still willing to kill Hansol

The Man: yes

Man from the car: good here is the money good luck

they get up and go to get the army ready and the exsolger gos out to the militry base and stills a gun and heads out to do his work.

30-12-2003, 17:43

Greetings from Utanly, I am a brand new country in your reagion. I was introduced by the leader of Tubamanea. My name is Queen Alexia and Tubamanea I would like to thank graciously :)

Queen Alexia: I, Queen Alexia, offer to Tubamanea all of the goods and services we can supply. I offer land sharks, precious stones, and one hundred of our best soliders in exchange for Tubamanea's friendship and ally in need of great distress. I will offer the same to any other country who will be our ally. We are a peaceful nation and are well known for our medical expertise.

Henceland Omega

30-12-2003, 17:49

::At B4U Base, Operation ANH temporarily shuts down for a few hours::

Tubamanea

01-01-2004, 22:46

Henceland Omega

02-01-2004, 07:02

::In Yggdrasil Square, the New Year is celebrated the same way as every year, with the Arrows of Hence raising up to the top of the pole and lighting up. It was celebrated similarly in Waka Laka, and in Dyne::

Random drunk college student: Thisss's great! I almos' thot we woud'n be able to party sinsss we gotattack!

Random sober college student: I agree. I'm glad Advisor Nori called and authorized the inspection. I'm even more glad they determined it was safe to stay out!

Random policeman: Well I don't know, I'm a little worried. What if something happens tonight?

Kiyone: ::walking up to the group:: I'm confident that won't happen. ::turns to the drunk student:: How old are you son?

Drunk student: I'm tweneethreeeeeeeeeeee.

Kiyone: ::suddenly pulls out the kid's wallet:: Mm-hmm. Just as I thought. 19. Well son, enjoy the Arrow Raising, and then you can come with me to jail...

Manarth

02-01-2004, 07:11

The tv screen flashes and a news reporter is standing next to the capitol office where there is a man lieing on the ground with a gun the reporter speaks

I am Jason Young with chanol 9 1/2 news today on the first of the year our leader was shot in the back and is in criticol condishion his body gardes shot the shuter 24 times and befor the man could get away from the seen we will keep you posted for the condishion of him Jason Young out.

The {TV} screen flashes{,} and a news reporter is {seen} standing next to the {capital} office{.} {A} man {is} {lying} on the ground {holding} a gun{.} {T}he reporter speaks{.}

I am Jason Young with {channel} 9 1/2 news{.} {T}oday{,} on the first of the year{,} our leader was shot in the back and is in {critical} {condition}{.} {H}is body {guards} shot the {shooter} 24 times {} {before} the man could {excape} from the {sceen}{.} {W}e will keep you posted for the {condition} of {our beloved leader.} Jason Young out.

OOC: :oops: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure my friend. Let's try running it through Microsoft Word before you post.

Tubamanea

02-01-2004, 07:24

Today our vice leader ken and Queen Alexia signed a agreement of protection of the small island of Utanly for full help for what we will be about to help with but we do push for other countrys to get to know the small country of Utanly for they are a small country with mustly all disabled people like blind, deaf, and crippled people that work for peace in the area of leti.

Jason Young channel 9 1/2 news

Dubelco

02-01-2004, 10:02

*Spy planes begin being flown over the entire Mainland Island of the LETI region.*

Nerfcat

03-01-2004, 06:50

Greetings from Nerfcat I am a new country in your region and would like go get to know all of you and possibly become allies with you. I think that I might become a good friend and Allie.

Leader of Nerfcat

Tubamanea

03-01-2004, 07:20

The TV flashes and we all see John Young outside the hospital with a look of sadness today at midnight our beloved leader Hansol Urameshi died after a gun shot to the back we will all miss him and all that he stud for good by Hansol we will miss you a lot.

As the screen fads we see a photo of Hansol in his office

In memory of Hansol Urameshi :cry:

Edenstein

03-01-2004, 07:41

*at the C&C of Edenstein, they watch as a Dubelcan spy plane overfly's the territory*

CO: Keep an eye on that plane, I want to know exactly what it is taking photographs of, they may be an ally, but they are violating our airspace,

Lt: Yes sir...

Henceland Omega

03-01-2004, 09:20

::From out of LETI, projectiles stream through the sky and towards Henceland Omega. The HO guns are silent as the unidentified projectiles head straight for Tifa Island and the surrounding area. Hours later at B4U Base Operation ANH is restarted::

04-01-2004, 11:18

I would like to tell the people of leti that the country of Annon has a new management and is now under the rule of Ken leader of Tubamanea that is all I have to tell you.

Ken
Leader of Tubamanea
Leader of Annon

Henceland Omega

05-01-2004, 23:18

::HO Channel 2 News::

Tom: Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker...

Diane: ...and I'm Diane Simmons, and this is HO Channel 2 News! Todays top story, an announcement from the Hence Palace concerning the prior invasions! We go now to our own Elhaym van Houten for more...

Elly: Thank you Diane. Earlier today Environmental Advisor Nori gave confirmed that by some strange act, all the radiation in the Shikoku Chain has dissappeared. That include Marle and even Tifa Island! Some speculate that it had something to do with the strange objects that lit up the sky last night, but there has been no confirmation yet. Tifa Island unfortuantely is still unliveable due to the salt sewn in the groun during the Rape of Tifa back in November by Bifida's forces. Bifida himself alluded HO military, but we are assured that he is gone from HO soil.

Tom: Now Elly, did Emperor Corran personally say anything to you?

Elly: ::confused look:: What do you mean?

Tom: Oh I don't know... you know... ::raises his eyebrows::

Diane: I'm still winning that bet Tom!

Tom: We'll see about that Diane you old slut!

Elly: What are you talking about?

Val: Ahem! And now, today's weather forecast...

06-01-2004, 08:28

*President Peter holds a meeting*

Peter: Now I'll bet you're all wondering why I called you here today?

Brian *looks around* All? Peter, its just me and Stewy, and he's sleeping!

*Stewy mumbles something about a Dead Lois*

Peter: Well still! I've called you here because it's time we got involved! Time we were known to all the world!

Brian: You're not going to take your pants off are you?

Peter: ...I was thinking about it. Do you think it'd be too much? 'Cuz, uh, I could try something else too.

Brian: Like what? Remember the last time you 'tried something else?'

**A flashback to when Peter was backed against a bar room wall, surrounded by several large black men.**

Peter: *points* Hey look Elvis! *The men only punch their fists into their palms as they come toward him**

Peter: Uh... uh... *points again* Hey look! N*****s!

**End flashback**

Dubelco

06-01-2004, 09:04

*The C&C room is all quiet watching the announcement on the main screen of the Treaties between HO, FOOTCOC, and Manarth.*

Aronar: Well I'll be damned.....

Andrew: He's joined with Manarth and the FOOTCOC? Why?

Aronar: I have no idea.....hes joined The Man....the one we're trying to fight! He's no longer fighting The Man, he is The Man!

Andrew: What are you saying sir?

Aronar: Do we still have the recon. photos of HO?

Andrew: We should, but they're the photos and intel of pre-war HO with DOS and Crippleslovenia.

Aronar: They should still be enough, and we do have the intel from our ships that served in the war, we have plenty.

Andrew: What do you want us to do sir?

Aronar: Our warships have been returned to us by HO, correct?

Andrew: Yes sir, why?

Aronar: Recall MF5 from their waters.

Andrew: Sir?

Aronar: Just do it, I think we no longer need the spy planes we sent out earlier....

Edenstein

06-01-2004, 09:27

*Sitting in the Emperors office, the recently healed Emperor Ed, Admiral Ulonov and Lt. Zofia are sitting at the desk when news of the MaNHOCoC treaty comes in*

Zofia: WTF?!?!?!?!?! What is Corran thinking?!?!?!?!?!

Ed: He must be getting something good in return, I don't think Luna or Ritsuko would let him sign something that wasn't benificiary.

Zofia: Yeah.... but its CoC!!!!!!!! Manarth is ok.... but CoC!!!!! They've double crossed us before...

Ed: Maybe I should call up Corran and find out what he's really up to...

Zofia: *looks at the Emperor* You think he's up to something?

Ed: Possibly, Corran is pretty crafty *takes bite of his green jello*

Ulonov: Maybe there giving him cheese or something like that....

Zofia: But I can't believe it........ Ritsuko.... I'll have to have a serious talk with that girl....

Ed: *under his breath* I bet you will

Zofia: WHAT???

Ed: Nothing.. *takes another bite of jello and then pushes button on his desk* Jane, see if this treaty violates any of our treatys we have with HO.

Jane: Yes sir...
*Click*

Zofia: I'm going to go call Ritsuko and find out whats going on..

Ed: Have fun.. *watches as Zofia leaves* So, Ulonov... about this idea you had for a new missle defense....

Henceland Omega

06-01-2004, 09:58

::Back in the Hence Palace::

Ritsuko: I don't know... I'm still worried about that Treaty...

Corran: ::sips his vodka martini:: What? I think it's ok...

Ritsuko: Well I think it's ok too, but what will the others think? Zofia's not going to like this at all!

Corran: And of course you have to please her...

Ritsuko: What?

Luna: Anyway! I'm more worried about nations in the B15.

Corran: ::annoyed look:: Oh what are they going to think, that I'm not fighting The Man anymore?

Ritsuko: It's possible. CoC was a big enemy.

Corran: But CoC WASN'T THE MAN. Don't these people get it? The Man is in control of the UN, and he's trying to take away our sovereignty. I made absolutely sure that Treaty kept us autonomous and sovereign! Article #6 lets us retain that if something happens!

Ritsuko: ::shakes her head:: Well I know that, GENIUS, but the others don't. You may want to hold a press conference about that...

Corran: ::sips his martini and grins:: I may...

Dubelco

06-01-2004, 10:46

*In the C&C, Andy and Tim sit talking in the breakroom. *

Andy:....and thats how I broke the ribs record.

Tim: Bah, no one can eat 7 and a half slabs of ribs and get desert in one sitting.

Andy: Hey, I am over weight.

Tim: True...so do you really think we're going to war?

Andy: Well, the motions have been set for some time now, we just needed a target.

Tim: And our target is?

Andy: I don't know yet, our first target was Hairybackistan, then Mirabar, now I don't know who it is....for all I know he could attack Edenstein. (Backround: *rimshot* Rodney Dangerfield: A's for everybody!!!!)

Tim: Yeah right, and I'm dating Emperess Carolyn....

Andy: Well, this whole HO thing is totally out of hand. HO, as Osbourne-ish as it is, isn't as bad as hes making it. I think hes just trying to make a fuss to attack someone.

Tim: Why? Why attack for no reason.

Andy: Well, hes had some bad problems lately. He told me hes had the lady troubles.

Tim: Great, like he needs them with his current state.

Andy: I know, its not well timed. There was also some underground rumors of Dubelco simply being a puppet of Pax.

Tim: Pax? They wish, if it wasn't for us they wouldn't be as influential as they are.

Andy: I know, someone started it. Political B.S. I really don't want to go to war, our economy is back up but the recession hit us hard.

Tim: I know, could we take certain nations if we tried?

Andy: If we used everything we had, plus the kitchen sink and a plunger, yeah. Our military has things even I forgot we had at our disposal.

Tim: Oh, and hey what ever happened to that hooded guy?

Andy: Oh him, hes off doing something, we send him files and he goes and does "things".

Tim: Well....

Andy: Anyways, my shifts over in 2 more, see you tomorow 0200.

Tim: Night...blasted late shift....

*Andy leaves as Tim goes to the Mr. Coffee for a refill*

Manarth

07-01-2004, 05:21

::The Manarthian fleet continues to duel with the Eastern Detriot fleet, trying to break through to the canals::

Of the council of clan

07-01-2004, 05:51

::The CoC armada turns and sails southwest requesting clearance to resupply at a HO port.::

Edenstein

07-01-2004, 06:43

*The Edenstein News logo pops up and Stephani Schuster appears on the Television*

Schuster: Good evening Comrades, this is Stephani Schuster, I now bring you with the headlines for tonight.

In international news, the nations of Henceland Omega, Council of Clan, and Manarth entered into a treaty known as the treaty of Fei Fong Wong.
At a press conference today, Donald Rumpsfeel commented on it when asked by our own Farbra Walters.

*at the press conference*

Rumpsfeel: Well, personaly Ms. Walters, that treaty dosn't concern us, its just in my opinion a useless piece of paper that isn't suitable for wiping my

*back to schuster*

Schuster: No official comment from the Edenstein government yet on the ramifications of this treaty.

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The fully recovered Emperor Romanov made a speech today in Raliegh on the state of affairs in the region.

*Screen zooms up to show Emperor Ed and General Omorov at the podium*

Emperor Ed: Comrads, the region has become disorganized, allies turning on each other, longtime enemies have joined hands in the bonds of friendship and foreign countries battle each other in our lake. But I stand before you today to assure you that Edenstein stands strong in our region, we will fiercly defend our intrests and protect what we hold dear to us. Edenstein is strong, and remains strong.

*Screen zooms back to Schuster*

Schuster: The Emperor since his recovery some days ago has, against doctors wishes, have been making a whirlwind tour of the country visting 4 major cities in 2 days, and a number of military bases and the ES: Redhat which is currently out to sea.

*microphone randomly breaks into flames, techie walks out and exstinguishes flames and then puts new mike onto table*

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And finaly today in Edenstein the Empire Day celebrations commenced in Edenstein Square today with military parades and speeches by Admiral Ulonov, and the Emperor. Empire day Commemerates January 6th, 1900 as when Micheal Jujensky deposed the cruel and rutheless dictator Dimitri Bola from power.

Goodnight Edenstein and Leti, this is Stephani Schuster reporting.

Henceland Omega

07-01-2004, 07:21

::At the military port in Waka Laka::

HO Corporal: Sir, we're receiving a transmission from the CoC Armada requesting authorization to resupply here.

HO Colonel: Well that sure didn't take long... I knew they had something up their sleeves..

Corporal: Sir?

Colonel: Nevermind. Wire a message to them that they have our permission.

Corporal: Aye Sir!

Henceland Omega

07-01-2004, 07:30

::In Linux::

Bert Barnhead: Great... just great. The Emperor's back up and running. This might prove to be difficult!

Joe Smerling: Yeah! Like my puzzle of dogs!

Bert: Uh.... right.... Anyway, I think I figured out how we can get our weapons.

Joe: By buying them at the store?

Bert: No! I mean get them so they're not suspicious! We should use improvised weapons! Now we can't use janitorial equipment because then they'll know... but we can use...

Joe: But won't they know anyway when we tell them?

Bert: ::smacks Joe:: You IDIOT! We aren't going to TELL them it was us!

Joe: How about we use the TV cable? We can hit her with it!

Bert: Well as big of an idiot as you are, you're pretty close. We can strangle her with it, then although they'd figure it out pretty quick, they wouldnt' immediately know it was us! Especially since we''ve got gloves at our disposal!

Joe: Why would we...

Bert: Oh shut up and go sweep the Emperor's room again... I'll make the arrangements and check in with the Boss. We'll have to do this soon!

Joe: Yeah, the Emperor wouldn't like a dirty floor!

Bert: Who the hell hired you anyway?

Joe: The Emperor.

Bert: DAH!!!!!!!!!!!! That's not... oh nevermind...

Edenstein

07-01-2004, 07:38

*Zofia has her palm pilot dialed out to Ritsuko but gets her voicemail*

::Click:: Hello! You've reached General Yamamoto. Currently I'm unavailable at that time, but don't worry! If you leave me your vital info I'll make contact with you as soon as possible! Bye for now! ::Beep::

Zofia: Damn her...... Ritsuko, this is Zofia... if you could return my call I would really appreciate it.. I need to find out what in the hell you guys where thinking in signing that damn treaty.... Well call me hun.

*she hangs up and walks back in the office where Ulonov and the Emperor are discussing the Spider Football Leauge*

Ed: And those spiders, well they are just hilarious.. especially when Tanah Tarantula's players go after their trainers...

Ulonov: Yes Emperor, but its a waste of money. But more importantly *takes out his palm pilot* We have been sent a formal invite by Admiral Mcllean from Council of Clan, asking us to join the treaty, they have even proposed that we would be allowed to participate in parts of the treaty if we so wished. I belive this is an excellent opportunity to extend our influence. It would give our ships and troops a far reach into LOTI, We can't pass up this oppurtunity.

Zofia: *tapping her foot on the ground* You can't be serious.... joining in leauge with those Devils?? Why before you know it, we'll have CoCs lining the square!!

Emperor Ed: Both Ulonov and I know that your not into that sort of thing Zofia..

Zofia: WHAT?!?!?!

Ed: Nothing.... *takes a sip of tea* what exactly is it that you don't like about this Zofia?

Zofia: *still a little irritated* Well its just something about them I don't trust, Especially the CoCs *Ulonov tries not to laugh but turns to look out the window* They have proven their trechery before, remember the Viert Reich Incident? I just don't know why Manarth and HO have succumb to this?

Ulonov: *Turns and looks at Zofia* This is a GOLDEN Oppurtunity, the intelligence that we can gain from them is unmistakable, we will be able to have an in depth understanding of their military strength that we could wish for... and we would have control of the Canal.....

Zofia: Yes Admiral, I know that you need some intelligence....

*Ulonov starts walking towards Zofia, and she does the same, but before they meet each other Emperor Ed stands in between them*

Ed: Now Now Now... we don't need this! We are friends!!! Right? *looks at the two of them* umm right........ Zofia... I'm sending you to Henceland Omega, go talk to them, see what is going on over there, Ulonov, I want you to go to Manarth, set up a little goodwill tour, we've been on fairly good relations with them... Find out their feelings about us joining this treaty. Make nice.... Thats all you two can go...

*They Salute the Emperor and walk out, keeping a good distance from each other*

Ed: Sheesh, hopefully an entire length of a lake will keep those two from killing each other.. *the emperor picks up his rubix cube and starts to work on it*

MadderMike

08-01-2004, 03:37

Press Release (for immediate dissemination):
The military might of MadderMike was demonstrated today as the joint Army-Navy task force team successfully launched an improved cruise missile the “Ultimate”. This cruise missile has hardened components and has GPS and terrain following guidance systems.

Signed:
Admiral The Highly Pompous Mike “Peg-Leg” Nelson Army-Navy task force team leader.

Headline: The Michaelgrad Daily News
Citizens are reporting that a UFO was sighted in downtown Michaelgrad and many reported they saw it hit the Amalgamated Auto Parts brake lining factory on the outskirts of the city. Eyewitnesses reported a flurry of military activity surrounding the building. A military spokesman ENS Not Remotely Pompous Mike Wettears as saying it could be a UFO but not to be alarmed the military has things under control.

Henceland Omega

08-01-2004, 06:49

::A public address at Yggdrasil Square. Luna is on the balcony with Ritsuko::

Luna: Good Hencemen! I come to you today with a message from His Henceness. As you may have heard, we have recently signed a defensive treaty with Manarth and CoC.

::Random boos and hisses are heard throughout the Square. People are standing with "Down with the Coc!", "Ban the Clans!", and "Save the Thunderbirds!" signs throughout Yggdrasil Sqare::

Luna: It's true that CoC has proven to be a poor ally in the past. Who can forget the betrayal at VR or the failure of the Treaty of Paulsburg? ::As the crowd roars, Ritsuko mutters something under her breath about Dorrstein:: However! CoC as you all know is under new government, and one can hardly hold the current government responsible for mistakes of old. Moreover, signing this treaty proves tothe world that we are not as a immature child who holds grudges, we are responsible and willing to give them a clean slate at this point. ::The crowd response is mixed with cheers and boos. Ritsuko steps forward::

Ritsuko: To allay some of your fears, I shall tell you all that we are not stupid! We are not going into this treaty blinded and completely trusting. Earlier this week CoC ships respplied at Waka Laka. Our own men were on patrol there and were keeping a close eye on them. This is not to say we are holding them at gunpoint, but we are being cautious as we try to usher in a new relationship with them! Rest assured we have thought of everything!

Luna: We will now open up to questions. Elly? I see your hand raised...

Elly: Elhaym van Houten, HO 2 News. I know Corran was always suspicious of CoC. What was so good in the treaty that it convinced him to change his mind?

Luna: Well Elly we're not entirely sure. We think it had to do with the protection in it. He was worried about something like a war bbreaking out between LETI and LOTI and having to fight our other allies. I know that the Treaty addresses just such an issue and that seemed to satisfy him. Next, how about you?

Reporter: Johannes Organum out of Tempestia. Are you worried about the CoC conflict with the minor clans? After the savage attacks by Crippleslovenia, Proenzastan, and DOS, what if HO gets pulled into that conflict?

Luna: We discussed that and they assured us that is a totally internal affair that we need not be involved in.

Organum: And what happens if all the Treaties are activated simultaneously? Wouldn't there be another WWI situation?

Luna: We took that into consideration, and it will not be an issue. Yes, how about you Tom?

Hooded figure: What? My name's not Tom!

Luna: Yes it is. You're Tom Brokejaw, I saw your hood come off and I recognized your lack of an ear!

Brokejaw: Er... Umm...

Luna: Just ask your question...

Brokejaw: Er... Um... and what does Edenstein think of all of this?

Luna: Mr. Brokejaw I AM impressed! An intelligent question! Well, it's no secret they are our closest allies, so we discussed the treaty with them yesterday. I'm certain the Emperor will be making some kind of statement in the near future about things, and you'll find out then. Very appropriate! ::she gives him a golf clap then looks into the crowd::

Luna: Any other questions?

Dubelco

08-01-2004, 07:24

* A reporter stands*

Dan: Daniel Myers, DNN. What exactly would HO do if multiple treaties were to all be activated? How would HO honor this treaty, the B15, and the TOL all at once?

Henceland Omega

08-01-2004, 07:38

::Ritsuko addresses Myers::

Ritsuko: Well I mentioned to Mr. Organum that we had thought about that but here's how it goes. For hypothetical situations let's say a B-15 nation attacked us. All the treaties would be activated and suddenly there would be the absurd situation that B15 members in the ToL (such as Criplleslovenia, Samsylvannia, and Edenstein) would be forced to attack themselves! How would that work? Corran said he thinks all of LETI will vanish in a POOF of logic, but I think it would make all 3 treaties null and void. The nations would be free to make their own decisions. This assumes of course that the nation that was first attacked (in this scenario us) officially declared war on the attacking nation. By simply holding them off and defending ourselves without an official declaration, it would keep one or 2 treaties from activating since they are "defensive treaties." Ours would give us allies of course, but it would prevent our enemy from instant allies as long as we never made an offensive move on their nation. ::Grins:: I think it's pretty clever! And I hope that keeps any warmongering nations from trying any sort of "Operation Ferdinand" or something like that...

Luna: Any more questions?

Of the council of clan

08-01-2004, 17:31

::From the CoC a broadcast from the government comes out, showing a short white haired gentleman in Dress Black Uniform of the CoC Navy.::

Gentleman: Ladies and Gentleman, I am Admiral Hilary MacLean, Former Chief of Staff all CoC Forces. And I am currently running the government, I am hear to tell you that after our recent counter-offensive the Minor Clans are suing for peace. As well as the Celtic War Lord Forces that landed on our land have surrendered unconditionally. With the Current Conflict coming to a close, I hope to heal all wounds that have been inflicted. As of now I am the sole political representive of this government, and over the next few days we will be holding a convention to draft a new constitution and create a new government. One that will be representive off all of our bretheren, to avoid such blood baths in the future. And to usher in this new era, I have a signed a treaty with Henceland Omega and Manarth. This treaty gives us new trade oppurtunities and mutual defense for all three nations. By being members of this new golden oppurtunity and The Reich Alliance, I felt that the Lake Ontario Treaty Organization is redunant and useless. So Council of Clan has formally withdrawn from said organization. This Great Federation shall be great once more as we go to rebuild. To the Citizens of Lake Erie and Lake Ontario, with this current government, Council of Clan will do its best to make amends to past wrongs and hopefully end the Cold War that has been going on for some time.

Thank you, good night and May the Prophet bless your path.

Henceland Omega

09-01-2004, 05:13

::HO Channel 2 News::

Tom: It was a moving scene today at Fulton Pond as 6 members of the Fulton Fire Department struggled valiantly to save the life of a fish trapped under the frozen ice. The rescue workers managed to get the fish out of the water, but unfortunately, it died shortly thereafter... Diane?

Diane: A moving scene indeed Tom! Also today, Hence officials hired a new hand in the science department at the capital! Breaking the previous record set by Ritsuko Yamamoto, this new advisor Ruri Tenkawa has been hired at age 10! She has already taken a GED test and aced it perfectly, showing the high level of intelligence here in Henceland Omega!
She has been hired at the perfect time, as HO is going to put more effort research and development! Tom?

Tom: Thank you Diane. When we return, we're going to tell you about a strange breed of bears raised in the Heartwind Zoo named Piccicars!

Val: And is this cold spell going to end? I'll have the forecast!

Diane: That and more, after this!

::Commercial break::

Edenstein

09-01-2004, 05:19

*At the press conference*

Farbra Walters Edenstein News Channel 2, If Edenstein chooses to shun this treaty and not sign it... how would this affect relations between the two countries and vice versa?

*Meanwhile back at the ranch, erm umm Edenstein palace*

*Emperor Ed and Empress Carolyn have set down on the helipad, they have just returned from Cleveland to watch David Bowie. Upon entering the building Ulonov and Zofia are waiting for them Carolyn walks off into a room next to the Emperor's office. Ed walks into his office and takes off his coat and places it on the rack in the corner, Ulonov and Zofia walk in and sit down in the chairs across from his desk. Ed Sits down wearing a Bowie Reality tour T-shirt*

Ulonov: I see you had a rather good time in Cleveland

Ed: Yes, Bowie was rather good.

Ulonov: Well, Zofia and I have collected the Data from Manarth and Henceland Omega.

Ed: Ohh good, what did they say?

Ulonov: Well Manarth said that they would like us to join, and to see peace between our two nations.

Zofia: And Henceland Omega wishes us to join as well, I feel that we should procede with the signing of the treaty.

*Both Emperor and Ulonov get a stunned look on their face*

Ulonov: Well you old battle axe, I'm glad you came around, Emperor, I also feel that we should move forward on this alliance, its to good to pass up. With this, I believe it will make us the most powerful country in this region.

Ed: Arn't we already?

*The two laugh, Zofia looks like her dog had just died*

Ed: Well unless either of you have anything else you'd like to add, I'd like some time alone to think about this

*Both of them shake their heads and stand up and walk out of the office, the Emperor sticks a CD into the player and "Ziggy Stardust" blazes over the office speakers*

Henceland Omega

09-01-2004, 05:25

::Back to the press conference::

Luna: Well what Edenstein wishes to do is their own decision. And we will respect the Emperor's decision whatever it is! Well we're out of time, so no more questions!

Edenstein

09-01-2004, 05:49

*after Ziggy Stardust is over the Emperor puts his feet up on his desk reaches into a desk drawer, next to "The Button" he grabs a bag of potato chips and opens them up, he sits there for a few moments chomping away on them, a few more moments go by and "Suffreggete City blares on the speakers". He puts the chips away and turns off the music and pages Jane, his secretary*

Jane: Yes sir?

Ed: Jane tell Ulonov and Zofia to come back in now..

Jane: What do I look like sir, a pager?

*click*

*A few moments later Zofia and Ulonov walk back in*

Ed: Zofia, Ulonov, I am going to enter Edenstein into that treaty, I think that it will benefit us more in the long run. Ulonov, contact the army corp of engineers and navy bees, Co-ordinate with... *thinks* Henceland Omega, I want an ETA on how long it will take to get those locks up and running again. Zofia, your on damage control, we are going to catch a lot of flac from the public for this. I want you to dispatch Bob and Gaylen, and any other disdent that we have on the payroll, tell them to... *thinks again* Stir up sentiment for the educational system in Edenstein... and religous intolerance or something. Make it good.... ohh and by the way we go live to the region in five minutes.

*Zofia and Ulonov have a look on their face as if a bomb has been dropped, they quickly run off and return a few moments later looking a little more cleaned up, cameras rush into the room and they all prepare for the broadcast, the emperor sits behind his desk*

*Edenstein news channel 2 breaks into your regularly scheduled broadcast for this improtant message from the Emperor*

Ed: Goodevening comrades in Edenstein and in LETI and LOTI, after much careful consideration, Edenstein will be signing the treaty of The Treaty of Fei Fong Wong. We believe that it is in the best intrest of our great country, and LETI as a whole that we enter into this alliance. Edenstein will still continue to uphold our other agreements such as the Treaty of Linux, and the Bulger 15 accords.

In accordance with the treaty, the port of Raliegh will be opened to ships within the alliance.

Be not afraid comrades, this action is in the best intrests of you.... Henceland Omega has always been our closest Ally, and Manarth has also been a strong ally since their inception as a nation. As for the Council of Clan, *pauses* to bury our ill will towards them and become allies shows a higher understanding of life, to call a once enemy a friend is a greater achievement then even landing a Human on a distant world.

That is all, I wish you all a good night and I look forward to a brighter future that is Edenstein.

*the screen flashes and goes blank*

Spinkoslovakia

09-01-2004, 06:41

Henceland Omega

09-01-2004, 07:05

::At the Hence Palace Corran and Maison show Ruri around on her first day::

http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/henceland/images/Ruri4.JPG

Maison: I must say, Master Hoshino, you remind me much of His Henceness at your age!

Ruri: (in an almost flat voice that is her usual speaking voice. When she speaks her face almost never shows emotion) Thank you Maison. Now where is the Intelligence located?

Corran: Eager to begin, eh? We'll take you to meet Fifel Hoover in a minute!

::Ritsuko comes into the corridor and stops::

Ritsuko: Corran! I've been looking for you! We have a message from Edesnstein requesting a scan of the locks and engineers and scientists to get them operational ASAP! ::she notices Ruri:: Oh! So this is the new Science Advisor?

Corran: Well... actually, she's the new head of Intelligence. Fifel Hoover asked to be switched to the head of reasearch so he wouldn't have to dapple in as much politics. And Miss Hoshino here has agreed to do the job. She says politics won't phase her. And I'm sure at her young age, they won't!

Ruri: If you ask me, politics is boring and is usually carried out by a bunch of idiots.

Corran: I assume she doesn't include us in that statement.. heh heh.

Ritsuko: Well anyway shat should I do?

Corran: Tell them to send a rep here. We'll nail out the details of sending a team out to the locks immediately.

Ritsuko: Yes Sir! ::She runs off to send her reply while Maison leads Ruri to the Map Room...::

Henceland Omega

09-01-2004, 10:25

OOC: Reader's digest version of the HO, Edenstein meeting held over IM today! hehehe.

IC: ::Corran, Luna, Ritsuko, Hoover, and Ruri are led into Edenstein's conference room where Ed, Ulonov, and Zofia are waiting. They sit down to discuss the lock situation. Corran sits with Ed, relieved to see Ed back in action again. Ritsuko sits next to Zofia, who slips her a vodka and a grin. Luna positions herself between Zofia and Ulonov. As Ruri sits, the table is up at her eye level, but she doesn't complain. As discussion begins...::

Ulonov: What kinds of construction facilities do you have?

Ritsuko: Well remember, being and island nation we have to have many ways of getting through. We've never had to build locks of that size before though, so I don't know how long it would take.

Ulonov: Now what I propose is load your construction crews onto our 4th fleet stationed near here, and meet up with the 5th fleet by the locks. We have some experience cleaning up radiation if you recall. We'll clean up then begin a full scale rebuilding of the locks.

::Lt. General Onotov enters the room and sits by Ruri::

Onotov: We have been testing our microbe technology and a fairly confident we can deradiate the lock area.

Corran: Well if the land's already radioactive, what've we got to lose by trying your microbes out?

Onotov: Exactly. ::She looks at Ruri:: On a side note... who's kid is this?

Corran: Oh I'm sorry, this is Ruri Hoshino our new Intel Advisor

Onotov: Oh I'm sorry! ::She digs into her bag and puts a sucker on the table. Ruri looks at it then looks at Onotov, but keeps her hands in her lap::

Luna: How long would it take to get ready for this? The quicker the better!

Onotov: I believe about a week on our side. How about you?

Ritsuko: Well we'll need a readout of the land layout since the bombings.

::Ruri pulls out a palm pilot and presses a few buttons:: Ruri: I've just changed the headings on some of our satellites. You'll get your full readouts in the morning

Zofia: I'm impressed!

Ulonov: It doesn't take much for you... no offense Ruri. ::Zofia scowls at Ulonov::

Luna: Well that makes things easier. In that case I'd say a week is good enough for us too!

Zofia: ::nudges Ritsuko:: Hey Ruri! My palm pilot has Super Mario Bros. Wanna trade? ::Ruri looks at Zofia but remains silent. Ritsuko laughs::

Ulonov: Zofia... would you stop flirting with General Yamamoto and stay focused to the task at hand....

::Zofia stands up and stares at Ulonov:: Don't bring rank into this Mr. 3rd in command...

Ulonov: I see the way that you gawk at her everytime she comes to Edenstein... looking her up and down checking her out... BLATANTLY flirting with you.... in fact I feel that it is imparing your judgement as an officer. In fact, as of this moment, I am relieving you of command until futher notice.....

Zofia: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!

Ulonov: YES I CAN! I AM IN CHARGE OF THE MILITARY, YOU ARE IN ATTACHED TO THIRD ARMY! YOU FALL UNDER MY COMMAND!!

::Ritsuko turns to Ulonov:: Ritsuko: How DARE you speak that way to a higher up! If I spoke that way to Luna Tempes't hang me for TREASON!

Ed: Both of you shut up and sit down.... :They sit down and look at each other. Ritsuko hangs her head in shame::

Ruri: Idiots.

Ed: Now... so can we agree the plan for the locks will commence in one week? With the details being handled by Onotov and someone from Henceland Omega?

Hoover: I'll handle the details and work with Miss Hoshino to give her some experience

Onotov: ::turns to Ruri:: Looks like your gonna be working with me Cutie...

::They close the meeting and stand to leave. Ulonov and Zofia are still upset. Zofia's head is also hanging now as they leave. Ruri isthe last to leave, and when she is sure nobody's looking, puts the sucker in her pocket and follows them out. As they leave Ed walks into Jay and Bert::

Ed: Oops! Sorry!

Luna: Who's this?

Ed: One of the best custodial engineers in the Empire Jay Smerling! And this is his slightly less competent but hard working friend Bert!

::Bert and Jay mumble a few things and then leave. Corran watches them with a puzzled look:: Corran: I've seen those guys before.

::Emperor Ed sees them to the helipad, where Mr. T picks everyone up and takes them back to Henceland Omega::

MadderMike

09-01-2004, 19:33

Press Release: All interested news organizations:
Amalgamated Autos and Admiral Motors in conjunction with Innovative Armor Solutions are announcing a joint venture to build a 700 acre manufacturing plant near the Wild-ass Forest Preserve to produce Bradley Fighting vehicles with reactive armor. This joint venture is proud to announce the award of a 500 million Gold Bug contract with the Republic of MadderMike government, to develop and produce 80 Bradley Fighting vehicles.

Somewhat Pompous Mike Oldsmobile CEO Amalgamated Autos

Op Ed Page of the Michaelgrad Daily News:
This new plant of Amalgamated Autos is planned for the middle of the Wild-ass Forest Preserve exactly where the latest ?Ultra Effective? Cruise Missile test crashed and burned 1000 acres of pristine forest. The ?Ultra Effective? Cruise Missile is being developed by Innovative Armor Solutions. This is too coincidental. This whole plant is capable of producing far more than 80 vehicles, what is their hidden agenda? This is another example of the Government subsidizing private industry.

Pretends He is Not Pompous Mike Greenlover ? Editor

Letter to the Editor Michaelgrad Daily News:
This plant is just another example of Mike Oldsmobile using family connections in the government to extract more money out of the oppressed taxpayer and attack the environment. Just like his brother-in-law the Mighty Pompous Mike Michaelson,
The Minister of Energy and Environment wanting to hire nuclear technology to blast mountaintops in of the Wild-ass Forest Preserve for the installation of wind generators. These people will not be satisfied until every wild ass is mounted.

Always Pompous Mike Treehugger, President Sea-Air-A Club

Of the council of clan

10-01-2004, 03:51

OOC: just a suggestion, don't use reactive armor in an infantry support role(what bradleys are, being Infantry Fighting Vehicles and all.) It tends to be detremental to the supporting infantry's health.

Henceland Omega

11-01-2004, 06:56

::At Riverside Construction Inc. located in Mia::

Boss: You want us to what?

Hoover: I need you to get men and equipment together for the purpose of rebilding the locks between Lake Erie and Lake Ontario.

Boss: ::looks at Hoover, then down at Ruri, howis standing with him:: Did you have to bring your kid? Look, there'd better be a damn good bonus in it for us. We have out hands full trying to rebuild Marle Island as it is, not to mention our normal work.

Hoover: This is not my kid, this is Miss Ruri Hoshino, the new intel advisor. She's working closely with me on this project.

Boss: Ha ha! That's pretty good!

Ruri: His Henceness has agreed to boost your government funding by and additional 15% if you complete the project, and there's a bonus for every worker if the task is completed before the deadline. Transportation will be provide by Edenstein's navy, and you will begin your work after Edenstein workers have cleared the radiation with their new technology.

Boss: Woah... it almost sounds like she knows what she's talking about!

Hoover: It's all true..

Boss: Then we'll do it! When do we begin?

Hoover: Thursday is the day the surveillance will begin. Have all your equipment and workers ready then.

Boss: Yes sir!

Manarth News Network

11-01-2004, 07:06

::At the other end of the canal, Manarthian workers in Hasmat suits busily work to clear out cantaminated material for shippment to CWL.::

Samsylvannia

11-01-2004, 07:11

*Deep in the secret emergency command bunker that is so secret no one knows what it is called...*

Chancellor Sammek: So how much longer do you think we have to stay down here?

Daniel Jackson: I don't know, but I can't stand to play strip poker much longer...or at least to keep winning *looks at General Hammond and shudders*

Hammond: Hey!

Hildi: Quit horsing around over there and help me with this burnt artpaper wall covering, we've only got 3 hours left! Then we'll get to see what the boys in Bunker B have done with our living quarters!

Everyone: Shut up!

Hammond: *Leans over to Jackson* Why is she here again?

Jackson: Eeew! Don't touch me! Put your clothes on! For the last time, she's the Secretary of the Interior...Design...

Everyone: *groans*

Jackson: Hey Gallahad, why don't you stick your head out of the hatch and see if it's safe to come out.

Gallahad: Hey, I've got a great idea! Why doesn't Lancelot take a look out the hatch.

Lancelot: Yes, my leige I shall make a feint to the south and...

Sammek: Just look outside, will you?

Lancelot: Yes, sir. *He climbs up the ladder to have a look*

Col. O'Neil: So then if he sees his shadow we have to stay down here for another...

Hammond: Shut up.

O'Neil: Yes sir, sorry sir.

Lancelot: Damn, well that's not good...

Jackson: What is it? A crater? Huge mushroom clouds? Terrible mutant man-eating land anchovies?!

Lancelot: No, someone broke into my car...

Sammek: Okay, everybody out! Now! Back to work!

O'Neil: And I was just starting to enjoy those 20 year old rations...

Dubelco

11-01-2004, 23:39

*Confed forces begin final stage preperation. All base personal are on full alert status.*

OOC: Ready...Aim........wait for it!

Manarth

12-01-2004, 05:26

::Manarth sends Deputy Prime Minister Jillian Tan to negotiate an alliance with Dubelco::

Henceland Omega

12-01-2004, 07:26

::HO Channel 2 newsbreak::

Diane: Good afternoon! Tom has dared me to do the news tonight topless! ::she grabs her chest:: I've got the goods, but have I got the guts? Find out tonight!

Tom: Also, in a bit of strange news, the entire nation of Viert Reich and its inhabitants have vanished without a trace! The full story, and maybe Diane's boobs tonight at 11!

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::Back at the Hence Palace::

Corran: Wow! What news! That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!

Rom: Yeah, and what's up with Viert Riech too?

Corran: Umm... that's what I was talking about.

Luna: Ritsuko will be SO happy! ::looks around:: Actually... where IS Ritsuko?

Ruri: The Commander announced that she had some business to attend to. She's been gone all day.

Corran: Ha ha! Boy I can't wait to hear THIS one!

Luna: What do you mean?

Corran: Oh, I'm sure she's got a good story for us...

Luna: WHAT?!?!?

MadderMike

12-01-2004, 15:28

Headline Michaelgrad Daily News:
The first test of the Amalgamated Autos and Admiral Motors in conjunction with Innovative Armor Solutions Bradley Fighting vehicle with reactive armor was successfully held today. The vehicle was hit with a 155mm howitzer HE shell and survived intact, however most of the VIP spectators were killed from the reactive blast. ?We may have to rethink this reactive armor thing? ---Somewhat Pompous Mike Oldsmobile CEO Amalgamated Autos

Headline Michaelgrad Daily News:
Citizens are reporting another UFO this time zigzagging down Main Street and they report that it turned left down Broadway and then crashed in the Frod Motor company?s advanced development center followed by a huge explosion. As with the previous UFO sighting the building was immediately surrounded by military.

::Off the coast of Of the council of clan Mike and Mike in a Chinese junk are working their way to port.
Mike-All we have to do is buy enough single malt whiskey to fill the hold, sail to Eastern Detroit and sell it there. They aren?t allowed ANY alcohol!!!!
Mike-We will make a killing. Why don?t we buy the cheap stuff and save the good stuff for us.
Mike-Good idea.

MadderMike

12-01-2004, 15:47

::Deep in the underground government complex the Minister of Information and Intelligence; The Extremely Pompous Mike Bond is conducting a briefing.
Mike Bond?Not Very Pompous Mike Witharabsoundinglastname when you get to Eastern Detroit remember call all other nations infidels, if they offer you coffee drink it with your right hand only and never show them the soles of your shoes. This oil deal is very important to MadderMike.
MW?What?s with the soles of my shoes?
MB-Who knows it is their country. Ah welcome Sexily Pompous Michelle Wellendowed. You are to travel to Edenstein to purchase 50 tons of uranium oxide known as yellowcake at $10.25 per pound.
Mwellendowed-teehee Ok. Bye
MW-Um boss is that such a good idea? She doesn?t seem to be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Mbond-No problem those guys in Edenstein aren?t interested in her brains.
MW-What if she has to negotiate with a woman?
Mbond-I have found the women feel the need to protect Michelle --- she will do fine.

Of the council of clan

12-01-2004, 22:06

OOC: you can't sail from Council of clan to eastern detroit. At the moment it is not possible.

Of the council of clan

12-01-2004, 22:07

OOC: you can't sail from Council of clan to eastern detroit. At the moment it is not possible.

MadderMike

12-01-2004, 22:14

OOC:: Did I miss something are you in different lakes?

IC: The Chinese Junk now full of cheap blended whiskey and some fine single malt whiskey seems to be sailing erratically, destination unknown the crew seems happy though.

Of the council of clan

12-01-2004, 22:19

::Elements from the CoC Armada in Lake Erie Sail in and land on the shores of Freedom People and Funf Reich.::

::Admiral Hilary MacLean makes a public Announcement::

People of CoC. With vast area's of our country radioactive and our population growing at a startling rate. We need living space. So today Elements of the 125th Airborne Divison and men from the CoC army corp of engineers have landed and annexed the former lands of Viert Reich. And elements of the Premier's Armada have landed on and annexed the former lands of Funf Reich and Freedom People.

Of the council of clan

12-01-2004, 22:20

Of the council of clan

12-01-2004, 23:49

OOC:: Did I miss something are you in different lakes?.....................................

OOC: Of the Council of Clan, and Manarth are in the Lake Ontario Tropical Islands.

The only way between the two lakes is the Welland Canal that devastated with Nuclear Weapons during the CoC civil war.

Hence no Shipping between the two lakes.

Of the council of clan

12-01-2004, 23:49

Of the council of clan

12-01-2004, 23:49

Dubelco

13-01-2004, 07:34

OOC: I have a legitamate question. How does CoC annex Freedom Peoples and Funf Reich? Freedom Peoples, while coastal on the outer mainland isle, is right next to Edenstein, surely this would be noticed.
Funf Reich is right in the main inlet of the isle, and would have to pass by numerous bases and fleets. How did you wind your way through? You have no permission to simply use these waters. You may have an alliance with HO and Edenstein, but not all those nations. Even if they were airbourne, how did you fly over any of lands without being noticed, and without permission I might add?

Pax Germania

13-01-2004, 19:23

http://www.angelfire.com/linux/penguin26/pictures/NEWS.JPG

Henceland Omega

13-01-2004, 20:05

::At the Hence Palace, Ritsuko returns::

Luna: Ritsuko! Where have you been?

Ritsuko: ::grins:: Taking care of business

Corran: Every day?

Ritsuko: What?

Corran: Nothing...

Luna: Anway, what business were you attending to?

Ritsuko: Well, I decided I'd had enough of Dorrstein, and thought I'd take care of him.

Luna: I understand, but the question is... how? The entire nation and its colony's peoples disappeared!

Ritsuko: Well that part was sheer coincidence. I was at VR perched on a nice hill waiting for Dorrstein to come outside after a long hard day of finding new ways to be retarded. He stepped outside to "check out the view" like he always does when his maids leave for the day, and I took that as my chance.

Luna: So you shot him?

Ritsuko: Sure did. But the funny thing was that when I shot him, he did fall down, but suddenly all the people of his nation started glowing a strange green colour.

Luna: Glowing?

Ritsuko: Yes. They glowed for a while, then started flashing. The started flashing in binary! Suddenly after a while they all disappeared! Everyone!

Luna: My God! Does that mean?

Corran: Yes Luna. Dorrstein's idea for his Fourth Reich was that instead of trying to get te perfect race through traditional means, he created them. He himself was the key to it. He controlled the people like a 20th century composer controls his music with a Matrix. His entire nation was that way, living as the perfect race.

Ritsuko: Yeah, fortunately for all of us, the leader was nothing more than a worthless pigheaded, stupid, arrogant...

Ruri: Idiot.

Ritsuko: ::she stops and looks at Ruri:: Right. An idiot. One that I finally took down!

Corran: Ha ha! That's great. Good work!

Ritsuko: Umm.... thanks...

Henceland Omega

13-01-2004, 20:06

MadderMike

13-01-2004, 21:14

MadderMike

13-01-2004, 22:01

::On the Chinese junk approaching the bombed out crater of the Welland canal the sounds of drunken sailors singing ditties can be heard.
Mike-I hear Niagara Falls now glows in the dark.
Mike- We should take some whiskey up there and watch.
Mike-I have a better idea lets work our way over to the Manarth army cleaning this mess up and sell the whiskey there.
Mike-Brilliant!! But won't the Manarth army be trouble?
Mike-No problem we just find a supply sergeant and work with him/her. Every supply sergeant in every army is a wheeler-dealer.
Yo-ho-ho...

Of the council of clan

14-01-2004, 00:31

OOC: CoC forces defy laws of physics?

wtf?

Of the council of clan

14-01-2004, 00:31

OOC: CoC forces defy laws of physics?

wtf?

Dubelco

14-01-2004, 04:27

*All throughout Confed, bases go to full alert. All patrols have been stepped up and doubled.*

*As was planned, Confed fighters fly towards the most western part of LETI, launched at predetermined times. 500 B1B, 500 A10, and 500 F18 Bombers with 500 F22 escort cover fly towards Eastern Detroit. The groups of fighters being broken into 4 sections determined by color, and then by fighter wings.*

Red Leader: All wings report in!
...Red 10 standing by....Red 7 standing by....Red 3 standing by....Red 6 standing by....Red 9 standing by....Red 2 standing by....Red 11 standing by....Red 5 standing by....
Red Leader: Prepare to begin operations, drop your payloads on predetermined targets when ready.

*As the air strike takes place, the waves are dropped on a combination of: The defending Eastern Detroit Navy.
Coastal/Harbor emplacements, includes shore batteries and Anti Air emplacements.
Major military installation, primarily air bases. *

*A good deal into the air strike, 2 Naval Task Forces reach Eastern Detroits waters from friendly waters. 4 Wasps and 4 Tarwas launch 4 LCAC's a piece, with an Abrahms and 15 Marines a piece. 10 CH-46 Sea Knight's with 2 squads of fully loaded Marines accompany them with 10 Super Cobra Attack Helicopters as further support.*

Eastern Detroit

14-01-2004, 05:28

*140 Km southwest of Eastern Detroit. 2/3 of the home fleet consisting of 2 Yetrimosky Super Carriers, 4 Ul'yanovsk class carriers, 4 Slava-M class cruisers, 13 Sovremenny class destroyers and 24 Korsa Class Frigates are on patrol. AWACS aircraft from that ship detect an enourmous amount of blips on the radar.*

*The AWACS speaks with the EDS Jerulselaem, the flagship*

AWACS: Incoming Bogeys, bearing 130 moving pretty fast. there are hundreds of them and they look to be on a course with Home.

Admiral: All right order aircraft into the air. Spread the ships out in an anti-air formation. and get me the Leader

*Phone rings at the Office of Mohammed Ayatollah Adied*

This is Mohammed Ayatollah Adied's secretary? Yes? how many? May Mohammed Bless our path. I'll notify Defensive Command.

*Across Eastern Detroit Aircraft are fueled and put into the sky, including 3 wings of MIG-31's all equipped with long range R-33 missiles.*

*Back at the fleet 112 Su-37K(naval Version) and 43 Su-27K take to the sky and head for the oncoming aircraft. They open fire with with a volley of 200 AA-12 Adder missiles at a range of 80KM., switch targets and fire another 100 AA-12 Adder missiles*

*The 216 Mig-31's move at Mach 3 towards the Oncoming aircraft and when within the 160 KM range of the R-33 missile they each launch at 6 different targets sending 1296 R-33 Mach 4.5 Missiles at the oncoming waves of aircraft.*

OOC: what beaches are your troops trying to land on and what waters are your ships coming from. I kinda need that info. That and which cities and what targets are targeted by how many of what aircraft using what type of munition.

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