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It sounds like you're all whining to me. WAA i dont want a team.. waa too bad you have one.. waa stop waaing about not having a team... waa my diapers are too tight. Waa noone in here can say anything except WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Now then your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries. And we thumb our noses at you. *thumbs his nose at the leti region*
It pretty sad that I have to resort to a childish level just to post in this forum from all this BS going on.
So EVERYONE take edenstienes advice and grow up.

Emperor Dorrstein: * Looking at the LETI Newspaper * Ah another French country for me to eventually invade! :wink:

*smacks Viert Reich*

And P.S. My mom said no such thing!!!!! Maybe your mom did though. *Sean Connery* Moo...that's the sound your mother made last night!!!! Ah ha ha ha ha! You'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek...I mean...Viert!!!

::There is a huge crowd gathered in Yggdrasil Square. The place is buzzing with people awaiting the first address from Corran since his trip to Manarth's A/C launching ceremony::

Elly: (to camera) ...and people are discussing the state of affairs here in HO as well. They wonder about the dissent among the people, and the surprising rise in the Mello almost overnight. ::The door to the balcony opens:: And here he comes!

::Corran walks slowly out the door to the edge of the balcony. The crowd cheers to see the Holy Emperor finally back from the middle of the coup. Corran holds up his hands to silence the crowd::

Corran: Ladies, gentlemen, friends of HO, it is good to be back! ::The crowd cheers their support again:: For many days I was trapped in Manarth as an innocent bystander during a terrible coup that continues there today. I do not know which side is right and which side is wrong, as we have just recently opened up our embassies to them. To answer at least one of your questions right away, HO will not participate on either side of the Manarth Civil War unless we are directly threatened.

Next, it has come to my attention that the nation of Counterpoint is now making accusations and coming just short of attacking us. This saddens me greatly considering that HO was very active in helping Empress Jessica when she first came to power. I do not know what lies in the future for this conflict, but know that we give our full support to Edenstein and Samsylvania. If either nation is directly attacked, I will not hesitate to bring support forces in to help. Having said that, know that I am hoping it will not come to an armed conflict. As a side note to that, we are also wary of VR's support of Counterpoint.

Finally, I would like to say that we are pleased to see the return of Emperor Gryposis and SoW Hurz Brunner. While they are not the most orthodox leaders, we pledged our support to them long ago. Now, I'm sure there are a couple questions. Elly how about you? ::The crowd murmurs about Corran's special treatment of Elly::

Elly: Thank you. Elhaym Van Houten, HO Channel 2. On a personal note, how are you doing since your ordeal in Manarth? What went on?

Corran: Always thinking about me huh? Heh heh. Well I was in fact involved in a car chase, and I personally had to fire at a vehicle's tires to keep them from getting at us, but I came out uf it completely unscathed!

Elly: That's good to hear!

Corran: Thank you for your concern! ::smiles at Elly, then looks around and points:: How about you there?

Reporter: Johannes Organum out of Tempestia. What are your comments on the fact that the Mello suddenly jumped when you left the nation?

Corran: I guess it means people are more comfortable buying stuff when I'm not here! ::A few chuckles come from the crowd:: Well I told you all that I'd look into it. I did a few things here and there, and it all turned out!
Ok, how about you there ::Points to another reporter::

Reporter 2: Yukon Sokmiov from Colonoscopia. What is the status of Advisors Althena and Yamamoto? They've not been seen or heard from in quite some time and no official declaration has been made regarding their whereabouts.

Corran: Well they took a little time off of duty to Daistallia. ::The crowd begins to murmur:: That's right. Some of you may know that there is a coup going on THERE too! I have however contacted them recently and they are both fine and merely waiting for the situation to settle down enough to be allowed to leave. They are in no danger whatsoever. Ok, and finally Mr. Brokejaw, I need my comic relief for the day...

Brokejaw: I KNOW Laura and Emperor Ed are up to something. She isn't even here in the nation! Explain THAT one! Pulitzer here I come!

Corran: I don't know if youv'e noticed this, but she's outsourcing planes to Edenstein, and is our official representative to their nation. Its perfectly plausible that she's been there the whole time keeping tabs on things. I think Advisors Freemont and Muyo did a fine job holding down the fort without needing her. In fact I have a meeting with her tomorrow morning. If you show up you'll see that she is, in fact, still around here. Boy you just don't give up do you? Your stubborness will probably be the death of you. Or maybe just your other ear... In any case, I shall now leave you. ::Corran walks back into the Hence Palace to cheers from the crowd::

*Empress Jessica's face appears on all of the TV's in the LETI Region*
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Greetings people of LETI, I come before you tonight, OUTRAGED, at the remarks of Mr Mazion. It is this attitude towards women that we are describing. I INSIST that Mr Mazion and I meet, and I will immediatly show him where he can stick that COLOSSAL MONUMENT! It should slide nicely. These acts towards women in the nation of Euphoni are intolerable. Mr Maizon, why don't you come here to Counterpoint? I will cook you some food, and THEN SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR POMPOUS, ARROGANT, THROAT! AND WATCH AS YOU SLOWLY DIE AND THEN LAUGH AT YOU!!! *She breath's and regains her composure*

Furthermore, we would like to thank the nation of Viert Reich for supporting us. It takes a REAL Man to stand up to aggressors.

To Empress Dawn and the nation of MOGG4, we have not attacked EITHER COUNTRY! LEARN HOW TO READ THE NEWS IN THE REGION! Sammyslvania has been the agressor, first firing cheese.... and then a bloody Sheep!!! Furthermore, I am not a feminazi, and more after that where do you get off saying that we shouldn't lead because we are women.... WHY ARE YOU IN CHARGE THEN? *Empress Jessica returns a gesture to Empress Dawn*

And one last message.... to an old friend... Empress Carolyn.... you shouldn't be afraid of Counterpoint, in-fact, we should be joining forces against the evils or this region........ *She chuckles and then looks back into the camera* That is all LETI....

*The TV flics back to the previous show*

being a feminazi is an attack

OOC: I've just been pointing out my nation has left the region 3 times but has maintained a Baseball team. Come on.

and to the rest you of you :p

OOC: :shock: ..... :x ..... :evil:

*smacks Viert Reich*

And P.S. My mom said no such thing!!!!! Maybe your mom did though. *Sean Connery* Moo...that's the sound your mother made last night!!!! Ah ha ha ha ha! You'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek...I mean...Viert!!!

::Lt. Gen Lincoln is sorting through sent telegrams hoping to discover the location of Vandershale's base camp::

Lt. Gen Lincoln: Here's somthing interesting, why is this encrypted? No matter, I know the code.

::Decodes the message::

Lincoln: Holy Prophet!

::Looks around to see if anyone is nearby. No one is::

Lincoln: I've got to get this out. Now is there a followup?

::He pieces through the rest of them. Sure enough, he finds what he was looking for::

Lincoln: This is serious.

::Looks around again::

Lincoln: I've got to let someone know about this.

Lord Protector Stan Evans: I wish to anounce that due to recent losses, I am accompanying the 1st Manarth Armored Division personally to see that Lake Clarke City is retaken. Thank you all.

We now interrupt the current episode of 7th Heaven to bring you a press conference from His Holy Emperor, Mem. Zart.


::MZ sits in the Euphoni Conical Office at his desk::

MZ: “Good evening people of Euphoni, LETI, and especially our friends at Counterpoint and Carianada. It is with severe disappointment that I talk to you today in regards to our former head of foreign affairs, Justin Maizon. I assure you all, that his comments were not reflections of the thoughts of Euphoni, especially us. I also assure you that at this point in time, Maizon has been relieved of all governmental responsibility. He will no longer work or represent us in any form. Currently, Hurz Brunner and a group of military police are looking for Maizon for further questioning. Again, I apologize with all sincerity for the eccentric and offensive comments made by Maizon -- and I hope that I can soon speak to the leaders and government of these two wonderful nations in person.

We have replaced him with a new voice for Euphoni, Johnny Cash. More on that at a later date.

::MZ presses the ear-speaker closer to ear, as he is interrupted with an update on the pursuit of Justin Maizon::

MZ: I understand that we have found Maizon, and we will take you there now, where Hurzy is waiting.”

::The third division, units of the fourth division and the first division have engaged militia in Lake Clarke City::

OOC: Damage reported later

:: Camera flashes to HB who is standing outside of Maizon’s house:::

HB: Good evening people of LETI. We have found Maizon, and have questioned him and he is currently being held at the military headquarters being questioned by our military intelligence. He has addressed that he does not care at all of the comments he made, and he made them according to his own beliefs – these beliefs being those that “should” be adopted by THEoE, according to him. He also has stated that if Empress Jessica should do her womanly duty and give him a blo…well, that’s not important at this point.

Which brings me to my next point. We have searched Maizon’s entire house and have found a secret room behind the bookshelf in his head office. Deep inside this temple, we found an apparent place of worship, to the Trombone.

::HB stops and shudders::

All over the room hangs different types and models of trombones. Ranging from bass to tenor, to antiques to modern versions. But these disgusting figures aren’t the end of Mr. Maizon’s defiance! At the center of this disgusting shrine…

::HB stops and holds back from vomiting::

…At the center of this shrine, is a trombone that was sitting on a stand in front of a music stand. And…

:: HB’s eyes tear up as the taste of puke slowly reaches his mouth :::

…And on the stand, was Napoli!

::All recording crew and people around gasp:::

Yes, and as Euphoni law dictates, he must be executed. There will be more on this at a later date, but that is all for now. Euphoni, please rest assured that this act of treason will not be dealt with a slap on the wrist! This cannot and will not stand.

Thank you, and that is all.


Screen flashes back to 7th Heaven

*Alyssa stands on the flagship of the 32nd Naval Task Force of Samsylvannia, looking out at the lake waters before her*

*Tracey runs up*

Tracey: We're almost there, Captain. Right now we're investigating suspicious radio signals coming from the hold of the ship. We suspect a traitor hiding down there somewhere.
Alyssa: Excellent. Make sure he is captured and skankified immediately.
Tracey: As soon as we catch him, we'll be ready to go.
Alyssa: We do have one problem, though... Empress Jessica and the GHS haven't indicated where we should invade next.
Tracey: That's not a problem. I know exactly what we should do... *she whispers in Alyssa's ear*
Alyssa: *grinning* But are you sure? We should follow orders.
Tracey: Nahhhh...

*Carianada Channel 2*

Reporter Kirsten Parkinson: Good afternoon, Carianada. We have breaking news that Empress Carolyn is finally returning from her extended leave of absence. We now take you live to the Imperial Palace.

*Camera cuts to the Imperial Palace, where Empress Carolyn is being escorted by a huge entourage including Buffy, Cato, Deanna White, and Lord Simshauser of Spinkoslovakia. She finally reaches the top turret of the palace and speaks to the crowd*

Carolyn: People of Carianada! My regime has finally decreed it safe for me to return to the castle. This morning, the former Emperor Riker passed away from gunshot wounds he received in a confrontation with a Samsylvanian assassin. Although Buffy and Cato are still not aware of the location of Riker's assassins who were after me, we have a strong security force which will be with me at all times, and I will not leave the palace unless it is absolutely necessary. My time in the Carianadan dungeon, escape, and subsequent rescue was at times horrible and at other times exhilarating. I must say, though, that it is good to be home.
Buffy Summers will remain my security advisor, and Deanna White will remain the secretary of war. We still do not know the location of Julian Bashir, my former security advisor. Julian, if you can come home... *she pouts at the camera* ...you will definitely have your job back, and so much more...

Anyway, in foreign relations: Lowell Simshauser and "Cato" Lietzenheimerschmidt will return to Spinkoslovakia today, although representatives from their country will remain in the security task force and on my cabinet to strengthen our alliance. I will be sending representatives to their cabinet as well. I provide my full support to Samsylvannia, in thanks for the assassination of Riker, and besides, I am still suspicious of Counterpoint. And support also goes to Hurz Brunner and Mem. Zart of Euphoni, who have ousted the despicable Justin Mazion. My confidence in our ally is once again in place.

*sighs* Citizens, this is a difficult time in LETI... I must retire to my chambers to think. *she sweeps off the balcony*

Reporter Parkinson: And that's our breaking news. We now go to Willard Greenwood, live in the Sheep Country of Upper Carianada, investigating the strange disappearance of an entire herd...

::From his hideout, Slotter watches the news with increasing intertest::

Slotter: Oh now this IS interesting! ::He grins evily:: I was beginning to think we wouldn't be able to accomplish anything anymore. ::Calls Larry::

Larry: 'Ello boss? What can I do you for?

Slotter: Move back to Plan B. It's now been sealed.

Larry: Actually me and the boys already moved camp in preparation once we heard the news.

Slotter: Excellent. Carry on. ::hangs up phone:: You know, if everyone were more like Mr. Brunner, I wouldn't have to do things like this... I get the feeling that this may be easier than kidnapping Hamilton. Heh. That blows my mind too. Everyone from CoC was a bunch of idiots, but this may prove to be the same... Muwahahahahahah!

*Emperor Ed walks out onto his balcony, to address the nation*

Ed: People of Edenstein and LETI, after assessing the threat posed by Counterpoint, we have ascertained that we take a firm step towards them. We are emplacing an embargo with Counterpoint, at this juncture, we will not trade or recieve ANY goods from hem and we urge other nations in this region to take the same stance. We are also going to be stepping up reconosence patrols around our nation, to assure that nothing goes ary. That is all.

*Emperor Ed turns and walks back inside the palace*

*Empress Jessica reads over the news of the region while an underling paints her toenails. She notices that Edenstein has placed a trade embargo on them, she is so shocked that she kicks the man painting her nails*

Jessica: HOW DARE THEY PLACE AN EMBARGO ON ME!!!!!!!!! I'LL SHOW THEM!!!

*Jessica walks over to her C&C room and talks to an officer*

Jessica: Move third and fourth fleet off of the Island of Catapillo, but keep them in international waters for now..... We'll teach these A$$'s not to mess with me! Where is the GHS task force?

Officer: They are in their staging posistions.

Jessica: Excellent.... *She goes back to her throne where the underling continues to paint her nails* I'll teach them to mess with me.

Date: 22 September 2003

From: Mem. Zart, His Holy Emperor of Euphoni
Hurz Brunner, Secretary of War of Euphoni
Johny Cash, head of foreign affairs

To: Empress Jessica

Regarding: An Ol' Fashion Execution!

By Euphoni laws of Hospitality, we are ordered to invite you to lead the execution of Justin Maizon. The execution is scheduled to take place tonight at twenty-one thirty hours. Please respond at once with your desire.

Sincerely,

Us.

* Holy Emperor Dorrstein speaks as the press records him outside on the Wiesshaus lawn*

Dorrstein: We, as a nation and the rest of the Reich Alliance will not place an Embargo on Counterpoint. We will be sending as support to the smaller Counterpoint fleet five aircraft carriers with support ships. In other news, I demand a release of Justin Maizon. Worshiping a trombone is not a crime. If he is executed ... the Euphonuim will not "exist" in the Viert Riech. Which would be double-plus-good in my opinon.

:::LETI Sports News Break Channel 15, Matt Underwood is on the Handi-Dome Field being chased by the Spinkoslovakianm mascot, Slider the Fighting Betta:::

MU, rather out of breath: This is Matt... Under..wood for......LETI.. Sports........ok, I'm ok now. We have a final for both playoff games. Here at the Handi-Dome, Crippleslovenia beat Spinkoslovakia in regulation 3-2. Carianada fell on her home turf, Tori Amos Stadium, to Edenstein 9-2 after 9 innings. Game 2 tomorrow at Tori Amos and the Handi-Dome. Until then, this is Matt Underwood for LETI Sports News.

:::Slider begins chasing again:::

"We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for a special announcement from Emperor R. Thro Gryposis III, who recently returned to power after apparently faking his death. We take you live to the Imperial Office where Gryposis will make his first decision in months."

*Gryposis sits behind his imperial desk and gazes into the camera*

Ladies, gentlemen, and cripples of Crippleslovenia and LETI, I promised all of you I would be soon making decisions that would turn Crippleslovenia in a new direction. I would like to announce my first decision since returning to the public eye. Starting a week from today, Crippleslovenia will officially be moving in to the deserted Island of Dr. Klan.

Now some of you may be wondering why I have chosen to annex The Island of Dr. Klan when there are other larger islands that are vacant in LETI. The answer is here in this folder.

*Emperor Gryposis holds up a manila folder*

In this folder I have proof that Dr. Klan was my great-uncle. For years I have known about my relation to Klan but kept it quiet for the benefit of both nations. However, now that Dr. Klan is gone, it is now safe to reveal the truth and to take my inheritance as his last known living relative.

In other news, I want to congratulate our mighty Crippleslovenia Power-Chairs for their 2-1 victory over Spinkoslovakia in game 1 of their first round playoff series. I wish our ball team the best of luck tonight @ the Handi-Dome and *puts on Crippleslovenia ball cap* Go Power-Chairs! Good night and may the Great Wheelchair shine upon you all.

Dearest Doorstop,

In all honesty, we don't know what the hell you are talking about. We worship the Euphonium, not the: Euphonuim. Is that some sick kind of hybrid? Furthermore, these laws were set up by our society years before your great-great-great-grand father was even producing semen! This is our society, this is our culture – you have no right to come in and tell us how to run our country – we do not do that to you! Mr. Maizon violated an extraordinarily holy rule in our culture! On top of giving Euphoni a chauvinistic name, he also tried to play Napoli on the Trombone!!!

Furthermore, "Euphoni" (please note the spelling), has never been a part of Viert Reich -- EVER. So, we guess your “double-plus-good” option has been happening all along. Yeah for you (we’re so happy for you, you special-special boy)!

Please accept this box of cookies from Euphoni as a gift – a gift celebrating your “double-plus-good” celebration. And in case you were wondering, the execution happened - and Mazion is no more...he has ceased to exist.


Sincerely,

Johnny R. Cash
Chief of Foreign Affairs

*The TV's In LETI Flash and Empress Jessica Appears*

Greetings LETI, I took great pride in watching the firing squad took out that pig Maizon, he had it coming, lets watch as it happens all over again...

*TV flashes back to earlier in the day, We see empress Jessica standing at the fireing squad, and Maizon tied up*

Empress Jessica: AIM LOW BOYS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Maizon: I'M IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH MY TROMBONE!!!!
*The fireing squad gets sickend at this coment and fire, they all aim, and hit his crotch. Maizon starts wrething in pain and begins to bleed profusley, Jessica goes up to him with a pot pie in her hand*

Empress Jessica: Ohhh does that hurt hunney? Here this will make it all better... *She takes the pot pie, which is still steaming hot and opens his mouth and shoves it in....... after a few moments he stops moving*

*TV flashes back to Empress Jessica*

Empress Jessica: fun for the whole family.... We would like to thank the Reich Alliance for supporting us in our cause... the aid will be greatly appreciated.... and Edenstein... your day will come.

::Commodore Cook smiles as he watches the screen in front of him::

Cook: Captain James, this is going to be fun. St. Matthewstown won't know what's comming.

James: Aye sir!

::The RMS Prophet swings to port, and the RMS Swift also swings into possition::

Cook: Sound the General Quarters, all men to battlestations.

::An alarm sounds over the fleet as men scurry into possition::

James: Sir, the Swift reports that she's in possition.

Cook: Good, fire a salvo.

::2 tamahawk missiles streak out of the Prohet as a similar payload fires out of the Swift::

Gunnery Officer: First salvo is away.

Cook: Get ready for the next one.

::Seven more salvos streak out from the ships as the first 4 missiles arrive at their targets::

Deleted

::As the missiles streak towards St. Matthestown, the local Airforce Commander Feilder is woken up by a loud siren::

Feilder: ::Picking up the phone:: What the hell is going on!!!

Panicked Officer: Sir! We're under attack by cruse missiles!

Feilder: Oh hell.

::The missiles, on arrival break into cluster munitions, cratering the runway, and destroying an F-15 trying to scramble into the air::

PO: They've just hit the runway! We're sitting ducks here!

Feilder: I'll be there in one second.

::As the next salvo arrives, it hits parked planes and hangers. The remaining hit similar targets, the 7th and 8th having one each strike the command and control center. Feilder almost at the building when he is thrown to the ground by the explosion as the 7th hits home::

Feilder: Oh hell.

::The entire Manarth Airforce has been placed out of commission. Few aircraft remain in working order, and the runways have been cratered. Feilder, looking at the destruction, figures that it would take about 2 weaks to simply repair the runway, much less get anything in the air::

Feilder: Oh hell. How am I going to explain this to Evans?

Dorrstein. * grieves * Poor Maizon ... * raged * this is horrible that this region allow such an act done against a trombone player. You could have exported him. For your lack of diversty of instruments. All Euphoniums will be destroyed and the metal will be reused for a better instrument and I wish that the rest of the Reich Alliance follow suite.

I demand that the fellow members of the Reich Alliance withdrawl support of Empress Jessica for allowing herself to be apart of the killing of a trombone player.

As for the cookies .. we are sending them back.

* A submarine emerges off the coast of Euphoni and shoots the cookies back to the palace of Euphoni and disappears *

* The VR fleet surrounds the smaller fleet of Counterpoint. More VR ships surround the island of CounterPoint enforcing the embargo that Edenstein desires.*

OOC: DUDE read 1984 by George Orwell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*TV channels are interuppted as James appears on screen for a news brief for the people*

James:"People of Dubelco, and LETI in general, good evening. Our military ventures are going well, many funds and advancements have been made in this short time and I assure you, your money has not gone to waste. We would also like to thank all who are taking part in the purchasing of Time Crisis (TM) games. Millions of people have requested these and the demands have been overwhelming. Shipment will be on time and we hope all will be satisfied.
We would also like to make it known that we have been in the beginning stages of developing a new type of fuel for planes and fighter craft. Early reports say things are on schedule.
Now I would like to address the issues with Counterpoint. We would like to stay neutral as long as possible. Until we are
A: Threatened or attacked directly by Counterpoint.
or B: Edenstein personally requests our assistance.
A would be unfortunate, and B is acceptable, we do not turn our backs on our friends. Our forces are more than able to handle an attack by Counterpoint, and we would gladly assist our allies.
I would also like to make it known that Dubelco, after careful consideration, has decided to sign the Treaty of Linux. More details will be delivered once the treaty is signed. That is all for today, have a good night and a pleasant tomorow."

*The screens go back to the regularly scheduled programing*

OOC: Worked this out with COC. I'm posting what they telegramed me.

*Colonel Roosevelt addresses his men*

Fellow Pilots of the 1st Free Manarthian Volunteer Fighter Wing we will be going out again today. We will be going out to strike at Evan's Airfields in St. Matthewstown. Cruise Missiles will be going in just before us to crater the runway and keep their heads down.

Death Dealers, all 24 of you are going in with Harm's, Shrikes, and Mavericks, your job is airdefense suppression and Targets of Oppurtunity.

Black Knights, all 18 of you will be going up with AMRAAMs and Sidewinders to make sure any fighters that were in the air stay out of our hair.

Tiger Sharks, 24 of you along with 6 from the Knights will be going in with Mavericks, MK 82 Snakeyes, and 2,000LB LGB's to knock out the protective bunkers.

Black Knights, none of you will be carrying birds on your outer rails, only your inner launch bays to keep your stealthyness. You will be flying around 10,000ft for CAP purposes.

Death Dealers, your going in at 150ft and will suppress anything that stands in our way.

Tiger Sharks will split off into 2 groups of 8 and 2 groups of 6 to attack the base from all directions.

*Engines begun turning as the ground crews prep the fighters for launch*

*Perfectly in Snyc all of the Canopies of the Death Dealers Close*
*The Aircraft taxi out in groups of 4, then take off in the very short runway putting all of the Death Dealers in the Air*

*The SAM suppression Experts immediatly head west at 800 Knots and 150ft. Flying along the coastline and in the mountains to confuse and evade radar*

*The CAP from the Black Knights launch circle overhead and wait for the Rest of the Knights and Sharks to get into the air*

*This Group heads out at their preset altitudes at 800 Knots*

*As the Dealers head in, their Passive sensors detect the tracking radars of the outdated SA-1's, SA-2's and the Bases Main Radar*

Dealer 1: This is Dealer 1 they don't have us yet, and are in range, lets let em loose.

*all 24 planes let loose HARM missiles on the SAM's and the Base Radar, 24 Harms Streak through the air, Knocking out 4 SA-1's, and 14 SA-2's, and the remaining 4 missiles streak into the Base radar and the Control Tower destroying both*

*Knight Flight detects two F-15Cs coming back from a patrol, loitering around looking for a spot to land*

Knight 1: This is Knight leader, we have 2 bandits 2 o'clock at 14,000ft.
Knight 1: Tallyho, Engage

*Knights 1,3,5,7 break off from the group and move to engage the enemy fighters*

*The two F-15's of Barker Flight detect the tracking radars on their Threat Warning Systems*

Barker 1: This is Barker one, Tower we are being tracked by hostile aircraft
Barker 2: Take Evasive.

*Both F-15's Climb high attempting to get into the sun.*

Knight 3: This is Knight 3 i've got sweet lock, TALLYHO, Fox 3
*an amraam rolls out of the internal launch bay of the F-35 ,temporarily lighting it up on the F-15's search radar, and streaks towards Barker Two, Barker two takes evasive manuvers but to no avail and the Slammer explodes above it shearing off the portside wing and sending shrapnel in to the cockpit killing Barker 2*

*Barker One Flips around and bores into Knight Flight, getting tone on his sidewinder on Knight 3*
Barker One: This is Barker one, Fox 2
*the sidewinder streaks off of the launch rail and impacts directly behind the cockpit of Knight 3, as the Pilot pulls the Ejection handles and Ejects from the aircraft*

Knight one: I've got tone, Fox 2
* a sidewinder streaks out from Knight one and impacts on the starboard engine of Barker one, who manages to pull the ejection handles and ejects away cleanly*

*The remaining attack force, with their way in clear, over fly the base dropping their deadly packages onto the enemy, lighting up bunker after bunker, further cratering runway, and further damaging the base facilities.*

OOC: this happened JUST after the Tomahawks hit.

::Feilder looks out over the facility as the bombs and missiles contine to fall::

Feilder: Oh hell.

TO VR:

OOC: DUDE, re-read your posts before you hit send.

OOC: sorry ... it is late when the new posts come in and my mind fails to process what I am reading correctly ... forgive me of my errors.

* The HEoVR recalls all of the fleets. Both the one in the embargo and the one surrounding the Counterpoint fleet. *

::We interrupt this braodcast of 'Primitive Cultures and their Music' to bring you this message from the Hence Palace::

Corran: Good evening ladies and gentlemen of LETI. As you all know, the nation of CP has recently sent its navy into the waters near ED territory. She has also made accusations against the very nations that helped her when she rose to power. Let it be known that as of this evening we too shall impose a trade embargo on CP. Also, Admiral Hyuga is currently ordering our fleet to Xeno Island--the closest to VR--for defense purposes, although we hope and believe they will not be necessary.

To Empress Jessica- It saddens me greatly to see how your power has corrupted you who was once a shining light in a region of treachery.

To Emperor Dorrstein- Be careful! We do not want a war with VR, but we also must hold true to our allies. Be wise and try to stay out of the hostilities if possible!

To Hencemen everywhere- I am doing everythign in my power to see that our nation stays peaceful, while still fighting The Man! Thank you.

::screen flashes back to 'Primitive Cultures'::

*Empress Jessica appears on the televisions all over LEIT*

Goodevening to all of LETI... We are happy to see that VR has removed it forces.. after discussing with him, it became the prudent course of action...

To Henceland Omega, and to Good old Elwood... great movie, the Blues brothers.... Anyways... How can you speak with such lofty asperations and Ideals, when it is YOU and your nation who has planted the seeds for ALL the conflicts in this region.... Your nation that first made accusations of "The Man" and the UN Tyranny, that pushed Edenstein and Clans and LoE to almost war.

You who planned the attacks on CoCk

You who influenced the attack on VR

You Who to this day, still influence this region....

We accepted your aid, in the begginning before we realized how tryannical you really where, we can no longer stay silent......... that is all.

*Appearing on a regional simulcast to all of the people of LETI*

Supreme Commandant Dernitz (situated in a comfortable armchair in front of a glowing fireplace):
“Fellow LETIans I am speaking to you in troubled times; times in which brass has been turned against brass, and whole nations are consumed by the petty bickering between bra-burners and wife-beaters. I appeal to your sense of decency to end this meaningless strife. Work as one region for a common goal, to improve the lives of those residing within our boundaries. Is this the type of society that you deem worthy of remembrance? For shame. Future generations of LETIans will know us only for our barbarous acts of colonization and nation-building. I implore all those who have not been corrupted by greed and bloodlust to declare neutrality in these conflicts, if not for yourselves please do it for the children. Thank you and may God and the Great Wheelchair bless LETI.

To Emperor Dorrstein- Be careful! We do not want a war with VR, but we also must hold true to our allies. Be wise and try to stay out of the hostilities if possible!

OOC: Our fleet is back in port. So why the fleet close to my island?

announcer: We interupt your regular scheduled programming to bring you this not so very important announcement! :D

High Priestess Luna: Greetings people of BJ Land and all of LETI! We are proud to announce that the planting of The LETI National Forest will begin in two weeks time.

As of today the following nations have been in contact with us and have contributed things to us:
The Kingdom of Mirabar
The Holy Empire of Crippleslovenia
The Holy Empire of Viert Reich (thank you for the dirken gift)
The Holy Empire of Henceland Omega
The Dominion of Samsylvannia (the guys with the real green thumbs are going to come in handy, thank you)

As for the rest of the nations. We must know soon if you wish to participate. We are beginning the sectoring off of the island next week. Remember, if you want a monument or fountain or any such big thing we need to have the plans for it (to know how much room to leave) or money (so that we can start the building process oursleves).

Soon the Isle of Bundersberg will be a beautiful place that all of LETI will be able to enjoy.

Blessed Be!

announcer: Now back to whatever you might have been watching!

announcer: We interupt your regular scheduled programming to bring you this not so very important announcement! :D

High Priestess Luna: Greetings people of BJ Land and all of LETI! We are proud to announce that the planting of The LETI National Forest will begin in two weeks time.

As of today the following nations have been in contact with us and have contributed things to us:
The Kingdom of Mirabar
The Holy Empire of Crippleslovenia
The Holy Empire of Viert Reich (thank you for the dirken gift)
The Holy Empire of Henceland Omega
The Dominion of Samsylvannia (the guys with the real green thumbs are going to come in handy, thank you)

As for the rest of the nations. We must know soon if you wish to participate. We are beginning the sectoring off of the island next week. Remember, if you want a monument or fountain or any such big thing we need to have the plans for it (to know how much room to leave) or money (so that we can start the building process oursleves).

Soon the Isle of Bundersberg will be a beautiful place that all of LETI will be able to enjoy.

Blessed Be!

announcer: Now back to whatever you might have been watching!

OOC: Sorry I don't know how I posted that twice :oops:

Empress Jessica, allies of THEoE, and LETI community:

Be it known that Euphoni does not in any way support the aggressions of CP towards Edenstein, or any other of our allies and friends. We urge you to steer clear of your current hostilities and to cease your outlandish accusations at once!

As Corran has recently stated, it is quite disheartening to see the struggles and problems arising again -- so quickly after we eliminated our old problem. Again, I am strongly urging you to stop making these claims, and start work towards a peaceful resolution of your alleged problems. You have any right to speak with us, or to organize a meeting to work these out – you do not, however, have the right to make these accusations and belligerence. Please rethink your stance at once, and try and be a little more proactive.

In Gods Instrument We Trust,
Sincerely,

Hurz Brunner
Secretary of War, THEoE

::As the sun risies in the morning, the destruction of the base at St. Matthewstown covers the city in a thin cloud of smoke. Lt. Gen. Feilder is on the phone with 1st Division and Lord Protector Stan Evans::

Feilder: We've managed to put out most of the fires sir, and we still have about a half wing of F-16s that were untouched by bombs, but there is no way we're going to be able to get anything into the air for another week if not two.

Evans: Please put Lt. Gen. Madison on. I have things to discuss with him.

::Madison, the head of the 4th Division, picks up the phone::

Madison: Sir?

Evans: Feilder has failed me. Kill him.

Madison: Yes sir, if you can just tell me how he could have done anything better.

Evans: If? You dare make demands of me? Put Brigader Curtus on.

::Curtus, the executive officer, comes on to the phone::

Evans: Kill them both, you're now in charge of 4th division, and the airforce. Congratulations Field Marshal Curtus.

Curtus: Yes sir.

::Curtus pulls out his Colt .45 and shoots Feilder in the head. Madison goes for his gun, but as he's drawing it, Curtus shoots him in the chest. Still trying to do something Madison crawls allong the ground, groaping for his weapon::

Curtus: I'm sorry sir. Promotion calls.

::Curtus empties the remainder of the clip into Madison's back. Guards come running in to see what has happened::

Curtus: Evans has promoted me. I just had to deal with some trators. They are responsible for the air strike last night. Throw their bodies in some unmarked grave.

::Curtus goes back to the phone::

Curtus: Your will is done, Lord Protector.

Evans: Good job Field Marshall. You've earned your stars. Now get another regement and get over here, I need to retake Lake Clark City, and I need your help to link up with the rest of my armies.

Curtus: Aye sir. I'll be there within the day.

*over St Mathewstown, the besieged soilders are running out of food and medical supplies, when overhead 5 c-130's droping food, medical supplys and ammunition appear and drop their cargo's, Edenstein markings can be seen on all the planes. the C-130's are being escorted by Su-25's, A-36's and Su37's for air cover, the troops in the city can be heard celebrating for the supplies.*

Empress Jessica,

May I please bring to light that it was not just Hencland Omegas planting of the seeds, as you so accuse. Are you not aware that it was not only Edenstein, but the entire Septumvirate that waged war upon CoC and LoE? That was not Edenstein alone.

Cordially,
Lord Simshauser

Empress Jessica,

May I please bring to light that it was not just Hencland Omegas planting of the seeds, as you so accuse. Are you not aware that it was not only Edenstein, but the entire Septumvirate that waged war upon CoC and LoE? That was not Edenstein alone.

Cordially,
Lord Simshauser

OOC: and lost, hehehehe :P

OOC: and lost, hehehehe :P

ooc: or so you think. you obviously missed how things were worded. besides, you are the one that has the prblem with losing. you don't know how to and you refuse to RP according to the region and what the rest of the region had all accepted.

Empress Jessica,

May I please bring to light that it was not just Hencland Omegas planting of the seeds, as you so accuse. Are you not aware that it was not only Edenstein, but the entire Septumvirate that waged war upon CoC and LoE? That was not Edenstein alone.

Cordially,
Lord Simshauser

OOC: and lost, hehehehe :P

OOC: Excuse me..... one.. we signed the treaty of Paulsberg that ended hostilities.. you never beat me... in fact I sent a good portion of your fleet to the bottom of the lake.. you may of beat THEoE but you never beat me. Get your facts straight. As you so eloquently always tell us to do.

Empress Jessica,

May I please bring to light that it was not just Hencland Omegas planting of the seeds, as you so accuse. Are you not aware that it was not only Edenstein, but the entire Septumvirate that waged war upon CoC and LoE? That was not Edenstein alone.

Cordially,
Lord Simshauser

OOC: and lost, hehehehe :P

OOC: Excuse me..... one.. we signed the treaty of Paulsberg that ended hostilities.. you never beat me... in fact I sent a good portion of your fleet to the bottom of the lake.. you may of beat THEoE but you never beat me. Get your facts straight. As you so eloquently always tell us to do.

OOC: whoa, remember its just a game. i was just poking fun. Who is taking things too seriously now?

Empress Jessica,

May I please bring to light that it was not just Hencland Omegas planting of the seeds, as you so accuse. Are you not aware that it was not only Edenstein, but the entire Septumvirate that waged war upon CoC and LoE? That was not Edenstein alone.

Cordially,
Lord Simshauser

OOC: and lost, hehehehe :P

OOC: Excuse me..... one.. we signed the treaty of Paulsberg that ended hostilities.. you never beat me... in fact I sent a good portion of your fleet to the bottom of the lake.. you may of beat THEoE but you never beat me. Get your facts straight. As you so eloquently always tell us to do.

OOC: whoa, remember its just a game. i was just poking fun. Who is taking things too seriously now?

Just trying to fill the shoes that you left......

Empress Jessica,

May I please bring to light that it was not just Hencland Omegas planting of the seeds, as you so accuse. Are you not aware that it was not only Edenstein, but the entire Septumvirate that waged war upon CoC and LoE? That was not Edenstein alone.

Cordially,
Lord Simshauser

OOC: and lost, hehehehe :P

OOC: Excuse me..... one.. we signed the treaty of Paulsberg that ended hostilities.. you never beat me... in fact I sent a good portion of your fleet to the bottom of the lake.. you may of beat THEoE but you never beat me. Get your facts straight. As you so eloquently always tell us to do.

OOC: whoa, remember its just a game. i was just poking fun. Who is taking things too seriously now?

Just trying to fill the shoes that you left......
OOC: almost a decent job at an insult..........almost.

Empress Jessica,

May I please bring to light that it was not just Hencland Omegas planting of the seeds, as you so accuse. Are you not aware that it was not only Edenstein, but the entire Septumvirate that waged war upon CoC and LoE? That was not Edenstein alone.

Cordially,
Lord Simshauser

OOC: and lost, hehehehe :P

OOC: Excuse me..... one.. we signed the treaty of Paulsberg that ended hostilities.. you never beat me... in fact I sent a good portion of your fleet to the bottom of the lake.. you may of beat THEoE but you never beat me. Get your facts straight. As you so eloquently always tell us to do.

OOC: whoa, remember its just a game. i was just poking fun. Who is taking things too seriously now?

Just trying to fill the shoes that you left......
OOC: almost a decent job at an insult..........almost.

All of you just drop it... its getting annoying, all the bitching and bickering back and forth... just shut the hell up... both of you.

Empress Jessica,

May I please bring to light that it was not just Hencland Omegas planting of the seeds, as you so accuse. Are you not aware that it was not only Edenstein, but the entire Septumvirate that waged war upon CoC and LoE? That was not Edenstein alone.

Cordially,
Lord Simshauser

OOC: and lost, hehehehe :P

OOC: Excuse me..... one.. we signed the treaty of Paulsberg that ended hostilities.. you never beat me... in fact I sent a good portion of your fleet to the bottom of the lake.. you may of beat THEoE but you never beat me. Get your facts straight. As you so eloquently always tell us to do.

OOC: whoa, remember its just a game. i was just poking fun. Who is taking things too seriously now?

Just trying to fill the shoes that you left......
OOC: almost a decent job at an insult..........almost.

All of you just drop it... its getting annoying, all the bitching and bickering back and forth... just shut the hell up... both of you.

OOC: Why can't we all just get along. It's our nations leaders that should be bickering and plotting to kill one another.

Besides, it's stuff like this that clutters the forums, burying key information under pounds of worthless posts. How am I supposed to remember the name of Edenstein's military commander in my country if I have to sift through a hundred meaningless posts just to find it?

Telegram personal insults to each other. I don't really want to hear it.

And for the record: Remember this is all subjective. The septumvirent lost because their goal was the destruction of COC (and Land o Eric), which didn't happen. COC lost because their goal was to defend themselves from aggression, and they got nuked and anthraxed (and lost several million civilians in the process). So neither side, as far as I can see, came out on top of that war. It's just a shame that ingame incidents can cause OOC problems.

:::LETI Sports News Break Channel 15, interrupting all regularly scheduled broadcasts:::

MU: This is MattUnderwood for LETI Sports. Crippleslovenia defeated Spinkoslovakia again today at home 6-4. Edenstein won on the road again against Carianade 6-2 after 9 innings. Game 3 tomorrow at Memorial Stadium and the Fish-Bowl. Until then, this is Matt Underwood for LETI Sports News. Here is a word from the Commish....

C: Good evening, one and all in the LETI. I am pleased to inform you that we currently have 15 football teams that are up and ready to go. We will be bringing scores, records and highlights soon.

:::Regularly scheduled broadcasting resumes:::

Empress Jessica,

May I please bring to light that it was not just Hencland Omegas planting of the seeds, as you so accuse. Are you not aware that it was not only Edenstein, but the entire Septumvirate that waged war upon CoC and LoE? That was not Edenstein alone.

Cordially,
Lord Simshauser

OOC: and lost, hehehehe :P

OOC: Excuse me..... one.. we signed the treaty of Paulsberg that ended hostilities.. you never beat me... in fact I sent a good portion of your fleet to the bottom of the lake.. you may of beat THEoE but you never beat me. Get your facts straight. As you so eloquently always tell us to do.

OOC: whoa, remember its just a game. i was just poking fun. Who is taking things too seriously now?

Just trying to fill the shoes that you left......
OOC: almost a decent job at an insult..........almost.

All of you just drop it... its getting annoying, all the bitching and bickering back and forth... just shut the hell up... both of you.

OOC: Why can't we all just get along. It's our nations leaders that should be bickering and plotting to kill one another.

Besides, it's stuff like this that clutters the forums, burying key information under pounds of worthless posts. How am I supposed to remember the name of Edenstein's military commander in my country if I have to sift through a hundred meaningless posts just to find it?

Telegram personal insults to each other. I don't really want to hear it.

And for the record: Remember this is all subjective. The septumvirent lost because their goal was the destruction of COC (and Land o Eric), which didn't happen. COC lost because their goal was to defend themselves from aggression, and they got nuked and anthraxed (and lost several million civilians in the process). So neither side, as far as I can see, came out on top of that war. It's just a shame that ingame incidents can cause OOC problems.

1. If anyone wants a fistfight to shut the fuck up about this whole damn bickering..you know the sn
2. The whole damn septumvirate almost always acts as a whole.. or used to... theres not too much of that going on as of now thats too apparent.
3. Yes there was a treaty signed. (lot of good that did since the whole damn thing was reneiged upon by the signing party.
4. manarth.. i fully agree that the bickering has to stay in tg's.. as ryan put it.. this whole region look slike a bickering bunch of school girls
5. Another dead politician? sounds like a hell of a start to me.

OOC: The next person that bitches about all the bitching (especially people who aren't in the region) gets smacked

OOC: The next person that bitches about all the bitching (especially people who aren't in the region) gets smacked

Try me.

"We interrupt your broadcast for a special announcement from the Imperial palace of Proenzastan. We send you now the anchor Daniel McCarthy in the LETI newsroom"

McC: Good evening. We will soon be sending you live to the Imperial Office of Proenzastan where Emperor I.B. Schister is expected to make an announcement. We have no idea what announcement to expect from the emperor, but we expect it to be a large announcement considering the quiet nature of Schister. We now take you to Schister's imperial palace.


*Direct feed to Imperial Palace where Emperor Schister, sitting at his large titanium desk*

Schister: Dear people of LETI. Recent statements made in our fair region have prompted me to speak to you tonight. It of course does not concern our former neighbor Council of Clan or their ally Disgruntled Postal Men, who I will publicly call jackasses. No the statement I am speaking of is that of my neighbor Crippleslovenia and their emperor R. Thro Gryposis III. He announced recently that Crippleslovenia was annexing The Mountain of Dr. Klan, basing his movement as a right of inheritance. My colleague is sorely mistaken. I have in this envelope *Holds up manila envelope* proof that Gryposis is NOT the closest relative to Dr. Klan. It seems that one night during a diplomatic mission many years ago, a young Dr. Klan met and fell in love with a native Proenzastanian. The two had a short romance that ended when he returned home. What he never knew was that woman was pregnant with his child. That woman was Erma Schister, my mother, and I am that child. Therefore, as my birthright, I will be moving into the Mountain of Dr. Klan, my father. If Crippleslovenia attempts in any way to move in, there will be DIRE consequences. Thank you and goodnight.

OOC: The next person that bitches about all the bitching (especially people who aren't in the region) gets smacked

Try me.

OOC: hehehe :twisted: :twisted:

*smacks forehead*

::Lt. Gen Eric Franklin looked up from the map table. In the distance, he could hear weapons fire from troops loyal to Lord Protector Evans, as well as artillery from the same. No one was really sure what the Edenstein divisions were doing, but they were in the field too, though not here at this meeting. But that wouldn't matter if he could get Evans to listen to him.

Of corse Evans was not listening, just talking like he always did. Ordering this regiment here, this company there. Taking all the moves from Franklin. And because of this, Franklin felt, the war was going all wrong::

Evans: No men shall retreat! Any units that do will be decimated. {OOC: that means 1/10th of the unit is executed by the remaining 9/10ths}

::He had said that when Col. Custer attacked Port Hrabe, and when 3rd Division was shreaded by aircraft. No amount of reason would dissuade him from that, no logic would make him reconsider.

Franklin looked over at Col. Verden. Verden was a career soldier, and one of the best regemental commanders in the army. Surely he would say something, but he remained silent.

Of cource, Cols Jordan and Kessle wouldn't say anything, nodding like the brainless puppets they were::

Franklin: We should link up, and then withdraw to the remaining cities sir.
Soon, we'll draw them out, and be able to finish them off.

::The troops Evans wanted to move into the battle were already dismayed about recent losses in St. Matthewstown and the outskirts of Port Hrabe. They wouldn't fight their hardest, not in street to street battles with their own countrymen. Franklin had been saying as much for the last few hours. Calmly he tried once more::

Franklin: Sir, we need a quick push to reunite with 3rd and 5th, and pull back to Eatsville. That's all we can expect to do. Otherwise, we're going to get overextended.

Evans: I didn't come down here to the front to listen to the whining of your cowardly Celtic heart Franklin. From now on, you and your gross discusting Celtic hair should keep well away from my strategic planning and simply obey. Am I at all clear?

::Franklins right hand went up to the hair that Evans had mentioned. It was indeed red and brighter than most other Manarthians. But to mention it in what should have been a serious concil of war was... Insain was the only word Franklin could think of. As insain as most of the orders Evans had issued since the start of this conflict.

Insain... of itself, Franklin's hand slid down from his hair to the M-9 pistol on his belt. Of itself, Franklins hand unsnapped the holster flap. Of itself, it drew the pistol and fired three shots into Stan Evans chest. Wearing a look of horrified disbelief, the Lord Protector crumpled to the floor.

Cols Jordan and Kessle looked almost as appalled as Evans had. So did Col Verden, but he recovered faster. Drawing his M-9 he moved to cover Evans toadies.

Franklin still felt like he was moving in a dream, but even in a dream he was still a military man first::

Franklin: Exellent Jim. Now first we must dispose of this carrion there, and then devise a story to account for it in suitably heroic style.

Verden: Very good. And then?

Franklin: This campain has been botched from the very beginning. I see no reasonable way of winning this war, wouldn't you say so?

Verden: ::Nods::

Franklin: Well then, lets just make sure we're on the winning side.

OOC: Got to give credit to Harry Turtledove and his short story "For the Fatherland" for giving me this idea, not to mention suppling a good bit of the matterial used. Mad props to ya Turtledove!

* Intellegence reports arrive on the of the Holy Emperor Dorrstein by Bianca. Dorrstein picks up the report reading Urgent. *

Dorrstein: That double-crossing girl of a b!+#@/.

* The subs that were supporting Counterpoint's fleet return to base. *

* Counterpoint has been kicked out of the Reich Alliance being aligned with the other side. *

*Inside the Emperor's Chambers, the intercom buzzes*

Emperor Conn: Excellent...send her in...

*An athletic woman in military fatigues walks into the room. Her uniform has no insignia or rank, but from her movements and posture she is obviously military. She stands at attention and salutes.*

EC: Nice to meet you, Major, I wish it was under better circumstances.

Woman: Mist, reporting as ordered, sir.

EC: Ah yes...Codename Mist...named for one of the Valkyries of Norse mythology, if I'm not mistaken?

Mist: *unmoving* So I've been told, sir.

EC: Are you familiar with the legends?

Mist: Yes sir, according to the Germanic myths they were imortal warrior maidens who rode over battlefields chosing who would fall, then bringing their souls to Valhalla for Odin.

EC: Entirely appropriate for the best sniper on the planet. I'm sorry to recall you to active duty, but I have a problem that you are uniquely suited to solve. Have you kept in practice?

Mist: Yes, sir...it was a condition of my early retirement.

EC: Yes, it is my understanding that you no longer will kill. That is why you requested it, is that correct?

Mist: *becoming uncomfortable* Ah...I believed I'd spent enough time in death's company.

EC: Calm down, Major. Hopefully, it won't come to that. Please report to General Murdock. He will brief you fully.

Mist: Yes, sir.

EC: And Major, good luck.

Mist: Thank you, sir.

:::LETI Sports News Break, Channel 15 interrupting all regularly scheduled programming::::

MU: THIS IS MATT UNDERWOOD IN THE CRIPPLESLOVENIAN LOCKER ROOM AND, MAN, IS IT CRAZY!! CRIPPLESLOVENIA ROUTED SPINKOSLOVAKIA ON HER HOME TURF BY THE SCORE OF 9-3. AND YES, SPINK'S MIGHTY CASEY HAS STRUCK OUT. CRIPPLESLOVENIA WILL, I'M SURE, BE GOING HOME TO A PARADE OR SOMETHING EQUAL. I'M WITH SAMMY SAYSO, THE SERIES MVP.:::can finally stop yelling, it's starting to quiet::: Sammy, Crippleslovenia has had a tremendous come-from-behind season. What happened to make this moment possible?

SS: Well, Matt, I think it had a lot to do with when we peaked out at the All-Star break and really just plateaued. That's when it all came together. We have a really good team --a nice mixture of vets and kids -- and a great rotation and battery.

MU: I see that you batted .324. You hit a home run, 2 doubles and had 4 Ribbies. Your fielding was almost perfect at second with 6 double plays. How'd you do it?

SS: Well, the Big Man (not "the MAN") upstairs. We've worked hard as a team, and I guess the team just had a good series. My stats just kinda stuck out a bit.

MU: Well, Sammy, it looks like you guys get a few days off until the World Series. Good luck to you. :::Sammy interjects with a thank you, Matt looks back at the camera::: Carianada stays alive for at least one more day. Edenstein fell 5-0 at Memorial Stadium after a 1 1/2 hour rain delay. Game 4 will be tomorrow afternoon at Memorial Stadium. Edenstein is up 2 games to 1 over Carianada in this best of 5 series. Stay tuned for a 1:05 game. This is Matt Underwood for LETI Sports News Channel 15.

:::all regularly scheduled programming resumes:::

To: All nations of LETI
From: Gaylen Karrik
RE: Battle of the bands,

Greetings all, unfortunatly the Edenstein communication channels have been so overwellmed with responses, we have lost some of the figures, if you could please email all entries to tubajockey@yahoo.com we will be able to handle entries more easily. The submition requirements are.

Name of Group:
Class:
Marching Style:
Members in Band:
Instrumentation:
Show Length:


Thank you!

Gaylen Karrik

*Alphonse Goulardi Appears on all of the Nations Television stations*

Greetings all, tonight we have made a wonderful purchase. The nation of Edenstein has officialy purchased the former CoCen lands from the nation of Viert Reich. This is a wonderful day for Edenstein. This will give us the room to expand our people, and create new homes. As of today, Edenstein is now 502 Million people strong and we continue to grow. Thank you and good night!

*The Teleivsions In LETI all flash back to previous programs*

* 1Lt. Wallace of the Blacknights wakes up attached to his parachute hangning from the trees*

*comes too somewhat groggy and looks around*
Wallace: God F*cking Damnit, Where the F*ck am I?
*slaps the releases for his parachute harness and falls to the ground. there is a great Cracking sound in his left leg and Wallaces Screams out in pain*

Wallace: FOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Wallace looks down to his left leg which is at an awkward angle, he grabs some branches and gauze from his Medkit and sets his leg with a splint He reaches into his equipment pack and pulls out his disassembled OICW carbine, quickly reassembles it and chambering a round. Wallace looks around and finds a branch to turn into a crutch.*

*meanwhile about a mile away Lieutenant Colonel Benjamin Richardson had landed hard and broken his right arm*

*Richardson fumbles around with his left hand and pulls out his Service M1911A1. Placing the for sight against his boot he pushes forward on the handle chambering a round*

*They both don't know it but they are actually heading for each other*

*Richardson is walking along and he hears someone stumbling around in the woods*

Richardson: Carlson? is that you?

*Wallace comes out of a clearing and shoulders his OICW aiming directly at Richardson*

Wallace: Drop your weapon and identify youself!

Richardson: F*ck you, you drop your weapon and identify yourself

Wallace: F*ck you, I'm First Lieutenant Bill Wallace, First Free Manarthian Volunteer Air Wing.

Richardson: Ohhh your one of the CoC Mercenary Bastards, Lieutenant Colonel Benjamin Richardson, 2nd Manarthian Air Supierority Wing.

Wallace: You must be the bastard that shot me down, Good shot btw.

Richardson: Thank you. Now drop the F*cking Rifle

Wallace: Nah. i don't think so. Listen, we both are injured and for some reason my radio won't work in these woods. And I'm willing to bet yours won't either. So I figure the only way we get out alive is move together. If we run into your forces first, I'm your prisoner and Vice Versa if we run into mine.

*Richardson Ponders that for a sec*

Richardson: Sounds like a plan to me.

* Dorrsteins underlings work out a deal to sell the rest of CoC back. Colonist have duel citizenship and right to vote in territorial government. *
*cough*

* Dorrsteins underlings work out a deal to sell the rest of CoC back. Colonist have duel citizenship and right to vote in territorial government. *
*cough*

OOC: This is confirmed

*Emperor Ed looks at news*

Ohhh thats nice....
Fire the ignore cannon with the new shells.
*The cannon a junon fires a shell at Council of Clan, and "His Lands" And his subs and every other piece of paraphanalia that belongs to him, and it ceases to be, The nuclear blast never happened, Edenstein didn't buy the lands from VR, the 10 bill and 3000 cases of vodka was never sent to VR, and the time is 1:51 am and Cock still sucks*

Ahh, smell that fresh air, no radiation, no nukes flying in the air, ahhh... what a wonderful day here in LETI.... NOOO Radiation at all... *Emperor Ed breathes fresh wonderful fall air*

OOC: But but but you can't do that. There's no such thing as an ignore cannon. And anyways my super missles shot down your ignore cannon shells because they burn VERY HOT and i don't want your ignore cannon much like how i shot down sam's cheese. You know it's his fault i act like an ass. And I won that war against the septumverate because if i didn't i would feel too insecure about myself to carry on.

OOC: But but but you can't do that. There's no such thing as an ignore cannon. And anyways my super missles shot down your ignore cannon shells because they burn VERY HOT and i don't want your ignore cannon much like how i shot down sam's cheese. You know it's his fault i act like an ass. And I won that war against the septumverate because if i didn't i would feel too insecure about myself to carry on.

Ignore ignore ignore, and finaly ignore.

*Screens all over Crippleslovenia and LETI suddenly interrupted by an announcement from the Imperial Palace of Crippleslovenia*

Gryposis III: Good evening ladies, gentlemen, and cripples of LETI. I have come on today for two important reasons. First, on a lighter note, I would like to be the first to congratulate Crippleslovenia's own Power-Chairs and their MVP Sammy Sayso for their sweep of Spinkoslovakia in the first round of the LETI playoffs. You have made our fine nation proud and look forward to your championship match-up with Edenstein or Carianada. To the players and people of Spinkoslovakia, I know this doesn't help much, but I want to commend the Betas for a truly excellent season and a well-played. Even when things don't go your way, you should still be proud of all you accomplished this season. I remember near the end of the season when we were up 6-1 in the eighth inning looking to clinch our playoff berth when the Betas came out of nowhere and beat us 10-6, delaying our clinch until we played the now defunct Flying Cocks the next night. That should show you that this series could've gone either way. As a token of my appreciation, I will be send out the finest meats and cheeses to Empress Lietzenheimerschmidt.

People of LETI, baseball however is not my main concern. Two days ago, Emperor I. B. Schister of Proenzastan announced he was the biological son of Dr. Klan and would be taking over soon. He also stated there will be dire consequences if we attempt to do the same. Emperor Schister, I am not interested in your threats. Your "father's" will left the island to me *holds up an official document, apparently Dr. Klan's will* and if you can prove to me that he indeed is your father, I will gladly allow you to colonize the west side of the island. However, if you cannot prove your statement to be true, I ask that you step aside and let us continue our mission. You have 24 hours Emperor. After that, you must have proven to me your geneology. If not, any actions you make towards the island will be considered hostile and will be dealt with.

Thank you and let the Grand Wheelchair shine upon you all.

*Returns to regularly scheduled programs*

*Scene at the Imperial Office of Proenzastan. Emperor Schister, drinking his morning Chai and watching the news sees the announcement made on LETI TV by Empror R. Thro Gryposis III*

Schister: THAT CRIPPLED SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!! HOW DARE HE QUESTION MY RIGHTS TO THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams fist down on desk, spilling his Chai, then presses the intercom* Jean, get me Minister of Defense Guegold. Tell him I want him in my office in 5 minutes.

*through intercom* Yes sir.

S: Oh, and Jean, can I get another Chai, the damn thing spilled spontaneously on the floor.

J: Yes sir, right away.

OOC: But but but you can't do that. There's no such thing as an ignore cannon. And anyways my super missles shot down your ignore cannon shells because they burn VERY HOT and i don't want your ignore cannon much like how i shot down sam's cheese. You know it's his fault i act like an ass. And I won that war against the septumverate because if i didn't i would feel too insecure about myself to carry on.

OOC: ummm ya that is me posting this.......riiiiiiight :roll: :roll: :roll:

OOC: But but but you can't do that. There's no such thing as an ignore cannon. And anyways my super missles shot down your ignore cannon shells because they burn VERY HOT and i don't want your ignore cannon much like how i shot down sam's cheese. You know it's his fault i act like an ass. And I won that war against the septumverate because if i didn't i would feel too insecure about myself to carry on.

OOC: ummm ya that is me posting this.......riiiiiiight :roll: :roll: :roll:

*Emperor Ed looks at news*

Ohhh thats nice....
Fire the ignore cannon with the new shells.
*The cannon a junon fires a shell at Council of Clan, and "His Lands" And his subs and every other piece of paraphanalia that belongs to him, and it ceases to be, The nuclear blast never happened, Edenstein didn't buy the lands from VR, the 10 bill and 3000 cases of vodka was never sent to VR, and the time is 1:51 am and Cock still sucks*

Ahh, smell that fresh air, no radiation, no nukes flying in the air, ahhh... what a wonderful day here in LETI.... NOOO Radiation at all... *Emperor Ed breathes fresh wonderful fall air*

OOC: Fire the ignore cannon all you want ed. I didn't god mod, you made a mistake, i did something you didn't like and you ignored it. Congratulations on your astounding roleplaying skills.

Lets rewind and see what happened. I sell lands to VR, Ed buys a chunk of those lands. So to prevent my forces from being forced off of them, i buy them back (page 19 of this thread). Eventually i begin to pull out of the region, and to make sure those military facilities cannot be used by anyone else, i begin to bomb them. To assure that absolutely no one uses these lands i launch ICBM's at them from Submarines outside of the region. Ed makes a mistake and attempts to buy the lands off of dustin, just before i launch, Dustin figures he'd take the money off of ed, even though he didn't own the land. Ed sees the lands complete destruction, there is no way he can RP out of it, so he ignores it, while one of his Cohorts apparently made a country that resembled mine(probably the same one that tried to mimick sketch). You all apparently deserve each other, with the exception of VR, ER, and Manarth.

OOC: Screw this place. I'm off to the Carribien!!!

Go Kent State!!!!

210 Clark Hall

IC: Helicopters pick up Manarth and fly it and it's land to Sex Galore. Edensteins Forces currently in the country are dropped off enroute.

OOC: Screw this place. I'm off to the Carribien!!!

Go Kent State!!!!

210 Clark Hall

OOC: Clark Hall Short Rules ALL!!!!

202 Clark Hall

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=74945

OOC: Whatever, at this point, wayne, and puppets, and whoever else I don't care.... you are not innocent in the least, so stop F*cking acting like it. If you want to leave fine, do it, I don't really care.

Good bye. So long, don't let the door hit you, and Wayne if you hate us so much, our "Bad RP" and what not, why did you stick around so long? Nevermind I don't want to hear your answer.....

Lets rewind and see what happened. I sell lands to VR, Ed buys a chunk of those lands. So to prevent my forces from being forced off of them, i buy them back (page 19 of this thread). Eventually i begin to pull out of the region, and to make sure those military facilities cannot be used by anyone else, i begin to bomb them. To assure that absolutely no one uses these lands.

So then I guess we won't be hearing from you anymore since you don't have forces or usable land here anymore. Thanks for coming. Bye-bye now.

Lets rewind and see what happened. I sell lands to VR, Ed buys a chunk of those lands. So to prevent my forces from being forced off of them, i buy them back (page 19 of this thread). Eventually i begin to pull out of the region, and to make sure those military facilities cannot be used by anyone else, i begin to bomb them. To assure that absolutely no one uses these lands.

So then I guess we won't be hearing from you anymore since you don't have forces or usable land here anymore. Thanks for coming. Bye-bye now.

well i don't have usable land, but i do have forces, Based in the Reichs. Due to our strategic alliance.

well i don't have usable land, but i do have forces, Based in the Reichs. Due to our strategic alliance.

Would you kindly point me to where you posted that previously?

:::LETI Sports News Break, Channel 15::::

MU, almost morose: This is a sad day at Memorial Stadium (at least for Edenstein). Carianada has evened the series at 2-2 with a 4-2 victory today. Warf pitched a complete game today with 12 strikeouts and 3 walks. Sergei "Mighty Casey" Romanov struck out top end the game. Game 5 will be played tomorrow at Tori Amos Field. Good nite, and good luck to both teams.

:::regularly scheduled broadcasting returns:::

OOC: That was a TG deal between CoC and VR. It is confirmed.

Would you kindly point me to where you posted that previously?


well i don't have usable land, but i do have forces, Based in the Reichs. Due to our strategic alliance.

Also ...
The Viert Reich is soo much better than my country. We worship you.

OOC: :lol:

The expansion of the massive power plants have left portions of the Die Elite Reich to rent out some of the land. CoC has two naval, an army post, and three airbases in southern portion, in exchange for a air base and naval base in the region of AZN Pride.

OOC:and that is proof i have them in Elite reich, PG. 17 of this thread.

you all should really read before posting.

*The postmaster general kicks back in his bowl chair, pitcher of margirita in hand, watching the LETI regional news*

*yawns* Another beautiful day in LETI again i see.

*He taps a button on his desk and a few moments later a blonde woman in a white shirt and blue pants appears*

Cheri, send a letter to wallace of the federation asking if i can unload some of these spare munitions from the orbitals will you dear? Im afraid all of these warheads need to be cycled out for new ones. And also send him a case of the finest german beer you can along with that.

*The woman nods and leaves the room quietly*

*A slight frown traces his face*

Still all buisness as usual. Oh well.

*He takes a long sip of his margirita and sits back to watch more of the leti news*

:::LETI Sports News Break, Channel 5. Matt Underwood is out on some random Little League Field in Carianada well after dark:::

MU: This is Matt Underwood for LETI Sports Channel 15. Carianada won today to win herself a spot in the World Series, by a score of 8-5 in this afternoon's game. Nikolai Trotsky, series MVP, from Edenstein lead the series with a .476 batting average, 10-for-21 hits. 2 home runs, 3 doubles, 9 RBI and a walk. Congrats to both teams. You both played superbly.

World Series play will begin on Monday. Carianada will host Crippleslovenia at Tori Amos Stadium, 7:05 p.m.

:::regularly scheduled broadcasting resumes:::

*From the Carriers CSS: Bach, and CSS: Handel, 2 flights of planes take off in the dead of night, and fly towards Junon and the naval base there on the Island of Catapillo owned by Edenstein, each flight consists of 20 F/A 18's 20 F-14 Tomcats and 10 F-4 Phantoms. The F-18's are carrying 4 2000lb guided bombs each, and the F-14's and F-4's are carrying Sidewinder and Pheonix Missles. They all fly in at 100 feet above the surface of the ocean. At 50 Miles out the the assembled forces climb to 6000 to start their bombing runs*

*Empress Jessica sits in her thrown room, and send Edenstein a telegram*

To Emperor Ed:
From Empress Jessica:

Ohhh, btw we are at war, at this moment, planes are heading towards one of your bases... have fun.

Empress Jessica.

*At junon, a radar operator sitting on watch has his feet up on the consoul of his radar screen, when suddenly he gets massive blips on the radar screen coming in fast at 50 miles out and 6000 high, he instantly hits the alert button and the entire base comes alive, men scramble to AA guns, Sam Missle batteries and Pilots to their planes. The Counterpointian planes come screaming in dropping their bombs on the base. The F/A-18's drop their 2000 lb bombs on Junon, causing massive explosions and damage to the base it-self, Also they drop their bombs on the air base located just outside of Junon naval base, destroying 4 hangers and 25 SU-37's that where parked on the runway and 15 A-10's that where parked in the hangers., At this time the air is filled with AA fire and the SAM batteries have begun locking onto the planes. The airforce manages to scramble 20 SU-47's, 23 MIG-29's, and 10 SU-30's All of these are carrying Sidewinder, AMRAAM, and Pheonix Equivilent Missles. they have been scrambled from airbases farther inland to intercept the attacking forces.

*On the bridge of the ES: Redhat, the Flagship of fleet 2, Admiral Pusta recives a message from HQ Fleet 2 and 3 are off of Catapillo to the NW*

Hostilities with Counterpoint have degraded to war. Counterpoint fleet has launched attacks on Junon and Airbase on Catapillo. Engage fleet and destroy. Use best judgement.

*Admiral Pusta reads the message then gets C&C on the phone*

AP: This is Pusta, Scramble wings A, B, C, and M, From OS8 And OS9. (F-18's and SU-37 Carrier Varients, Carrying AMRAAM Missles, And SA-2 Antishipping missles) And Launch F-16F's From OS7 for air Cover (carrying Sidewinders, AMRAAM's) And fire a Volly of 100 Yakohant 3 Missles. Change course to intercept their fleet.

*The planes scramble from the carriers and fly towards the ships. And The Yakohonts leave the ships and fly towards the ships of The Counterpoint fleet*

*Meanwhile in Edenstein, B-52's, and F-111's carrying 2000' lb bombs, There are 50 B-52's and 75 F-111's. These are being escorted by SU-47's, MIG 37's and F/A-18's. The F/A-18's are carrying HARM missles and the SU-47's are carrying AMRAAM's and Pheonix Varients. They start to spin up their engines, they take off and head for counterpoints bases. After they take off, another flight of the same stats get ready to take off*

*Emperor Ed Wires a telegram to Jessica*
To: Empress Jessica
From: Emperor Ed
RE: War

You have no idea what you have unleashed on your nation.

Emperor Ed

We interupt the All MacGyver All the Time Network to bring you the following message from Emperor Conn

EC: Citizens of Samsylvannia, I have just recieved a disturbing report. Empress Jess of Counterpoint has launched a sneak attack on our brethren in Edenstein. As many of you are aware, we are already at a high state of tension with Counterpoint. Furthermore, it is my sad duty to inform you of the...disappearance of the 32nd Naval Task Force. Although we are reasonably certain Counterpoint was not involved, it appears to have been the work of allies of Empress Jess.

I would like to state now that we have no interest in war with Counterpoint. However, we would like Edenstein to know that we stand ready to fight by their side. And if the Empress should turn her hostilities towards us, I would like her to know that there will be no dire consequences...

*the citizens of Samsylvannia collectively gasp*

...there will be only one...

*wew*

...the total annehilation of Counterpoint.

*The Emperor turns and exits the balcony to the cheers of the assembled masses*

Dorrstein: Dear Citizens of LETI, as though we did not sink the 32nd Naval Task Force from Samsylvania as much as we would like to have claimed to. It may have been the secretive one of the Riech Alliance which is Slient Lord. Evenstill any warship that is not an ally will be fired upon without questions. Any questions?

Reporter #1: What if they are unable to radio first?

Dorrstein: Then they should not try to approach this island.

Reporter #2: When is decree in effect?

Dorrstein: NOW!

Reporter #1: Why did we cut ties with CounterPoint?

Dorrstein: Our intellegence knew that she wanted to take on Edenstein. My advisors agreed that we were not strong enough yet to support and win this war. Likewise 30% of the budget will go for the miltary until this conflict is over. Here is the current military stats not including secret projects. * Miltary Stats* Any more questions?

Reporter #3: Will you buy a Macintosh?

Dorrstein: Guards, execute that girl that just asked that question.

* BANG *

Dorrstein: Ah yes, I have a miltary meeting to attend. Have a double-plus-good day!

(* Military Stats * http://gozips.uakron.edu/~dps5/Military.htm *)

President Pierre: * boastful with French accent * Our country is the best in the region. All you others are scumbags.

*The postmaster general kicks back in his bowl chair, pitcher of margirita in hand, watching the LETI regional news*

*yawns* Another beautiful day in LETI again i see.

*He taps a button on his desk and a few moments later a blonde woman in a white shirt and blue pants appears*

Cheri, send a letter to wallace of the federation asking if i can unload some of these spare munitions from the orbitals will you dear? Im afraid all of these warheads need to be cycled out for new ones. And also send him a case of the finest german beer you can along with that.

*The woman nods and leaves the room quietly*

*A slight frown traces his face*

Still all buisness as usual. Oh well.

*He takes a long sip of his margirita and sits back to watch more of the leti news*

Memo To: Disgruntled Postal men
From: Premier Connery
RE: Orbitals

Sure go ahead, i have a nice nuclear testing ground in the Lake Erie Tropical islands. It's already taken 216 blasts, a few more couldn't hurt much more, except maybe blowing the radiation in farther radius, but since i have few forces in the region, i don't really care.

OOC: Why Can't you just leave Council of Clan?

Dorrstein: I bet Counterpoint sent in men to do her dirty work while the women stay at home in this war. .... That is it. All, both male and female will be conscripted into the miltary. Due women's minor flaw on working on emotion, they should not be considered to work front line duty. Wait a moment, tick them off and send them against the enemy ... hmmm... that is a good idea.

* Fires an ignore cannon at an unsuspecting lost penguin off the shore of VR *

OOC: Why Can't you just leave Council of Clan?

ooc: he's too stubborn to leave i think.

Dorrstein: I bet Counterpoint sent in men to do her dirty work while the women stay at home in this war. .... That is it. All, both male and female will be conscripted into the miltary. Due women's minor flaw on working on emotion, they should not be considered to work front line duty. Wait a moment, tick them off and send them against the enemy ... hmmm... that is a good idea.

* Fires an ignore cannon at an unsuspecting lost penguin off the shore of VR *

Sexist as is sounds the real reason why women arent allowed in combat dates back to the dark ages.. the reason being is men cant carry babies.. easy as that.. send all the women out to die and you lost your capability to reproduce your population. In other words Population is a capital resource same for cash, lumber, steel etc. All the steel in the world for guns wont matter if you dont have enough labor to manufacture them.

OOC: It probably goes back farther than that but anyway.

Dorrstein: I bet Counterpoint sent in men to do her dirty work while the women stay at home in this war. .... That is it. All, both male and female will be conscripted into the miltary. Due women's minor flaw on working on emotion, they should not be considered to work front line duty. Wait a moment, tick them off and send them against the enemy ... hmmm... that is a good idea.

* Fires an ignore cannon at an unsuspecting lost penguin off the shore of VR *

Sexist as is sounds the real reason why women arent allowed in combat dates back to the dark ages.. the reason being is men cant carry babies.. easy as that.. send all the women out to die and you lost your capability to reproduce your population. In other words Population is a capital resource same for cash, lumber, steel etc. All the steel in the world for guns wont matter if you dont have enough labor to manufacture them.

TG received from Edenstein

"To: Council of Clan
From: Alphonse Goulardi
RE: Scorcherd Earth,

To whom it may concern,

The Empire of Edenstein has shown intrest in purchasing the "Radioactive wasteland" That you have created in the LETI region, we are willing to give you a very generous offer for said piece of land.

Alphonse Goulardi"



We have not yet decided if we are done with that land but will consider your offer and come up with a fair price.

::At the Hence Palace::

Corran: Ok, so let's take a look at what's going on... What to do now...

Maison: I'm sure you'll make the right decision!

Corran: Well right, but this is a complicated matter. ::The door opens. Luna and Ritsuko walk in::

Corran: Luna! Ritsuko! Boy am I GLAD to see you!! There's been SO much going on here in LETI

Ritsuko: Yeah, we've been out of the loop. You'll have to fill us in.

Luna: Indeed...

*Emperor Ed Walks out onto his balcony and looks at the cameras that have assembled*

Attention nations of LETI, Edenstein has annexed the nation of Doo Doo Poo Poo. We will be sending 6th Fleet to the shores of Doo Doo Poo Poo, and putting 10 Mechanized Infantry Divisions in the nation. That is all.....

*empeor Ed walks into the palace the turns back around*

Ohhh BTW, Dubelco is now annexed. that is all.

*He continues back into the palace*

OOC: Btw.. J/k about that post.

OOC: Very funny....now onto the real buisness.

IC:*TV's are interrupted and James is seen ready to give another rousing speech.
James: Good evening people of Dubelco, and all of LETI. Today we are announcing that as of yesterday we have begun building "Ducks", these being the aquatic transports for ferrying troops across waters. That being said, we are announcing that we (OOC:Not Edenstein, don't ask) is annexing Doo Doo Poo Poo. Our transports and support ships are already out of port and chugging their way towards the abandoned coasts as we speak. Troops are already being dropped in via parachutes. We have carefully prepared for this endeavour and we shall be succesfull. Air cover has been provided and patrols have been dispatched to keep the peace and keep "certain others" out. When the land has been secured we will begin moving any civilians who want to move there may after making the proper procedures. Thank you for your time. Good evening and have a pleasant tomorow.
The screen goes back to the normally scheduled programs.

Aronar is sitting at the C&C console. He pushes some buttons and next to him papers spits out. He puts it on a clipboard with files already attached. He hands it to a large, tall man in uniform, highly decorated with McDaniel on the name tag. He hands them to him and McDaniel walks out.*

"Ducks"

OOC: Hey Dave, you wanna buy a duck?

ooc: a what?

ic: :::LETI Sports News Break, Channel 15 interrupting all the regularly scheduled programming, with scroll bars on such channels as C-SPAN:::

MU: This is Matt Underwood for Tonite in Sports. Crippleslovenia won game 1 of the World Series tonite at Tori Amos Stadium, 6-3. Carianada had held a 3-2 lead through 8 2/3, when the battery just fell apart. The Sheep were unable to score with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th. We will bring you tomorrow's results from Tori Amos again. Stay tuned.

:::All programming returns to normal:::

ooc: a what?


OOC: A duck

"Ducks"
OOC: I think he means DUKWs, WW2 era water/land based troop transports. "Ducks" is the slang term for it.

"Ducks"
OOC: I think he means DUKWs, WW2 era water/land based troop transports. "Ducks" is the slang term for it.

OOC: IIts a game we play here at Akron, Ed started it..... "You wanna buy a duck?"

You wanna buy a duck?
A What?
A Duck!
Does it quack?
Of course it Quacks!

Counterpoint Losses

1 Nimitz Carrier CSS: Bach 6 Direct Missle hits
3 Spurance cruisers: 2 hits a piece
4 Fleet Oilers, 7 hits all together
10 OHP Frigates 18 hits

Damaged Ships

CSS: Handal Badly damaged took 2 hits
2 Spurance
1 Aegis Crusier
2 OHP

Other Missles either where shot down or missed the targets.

19 F/A 18's Ground fire/Dogfighting
15 F- 14's " "

2 Air bases totaly destroyed, 1 Damaged, power in counterpoint is out.
3 Amy Bases are destroyed 2 Damaged.

25 F-16's Destroyed 10 Damaged
35 F-14's Destroyed 4 Damaged
19 F-111's Destroyed
15 Su-25's Destroyed

100 T-55 Tanks
50 M1A2 Abrams
Assorted ground vehicles


Counterpoint had no air defences at the time of attacks and no planes where able to get off the ground.

*Empress Jessica sees that her forces have been decimated in the opening volly orders for them to pulled out of the area surrounding Junon*

* Fires an ignore cannon at the Duck joke! *

President Pierre said: * boastful with French accent * Our country is the best in the region. All you others are scumbags.

The citizens of Die Elite Reich our outraged at this comment and now declare war on DR of Freedom People!

Diktator Derrick III moves:

20 M1A2 Abrams MBTs
10 M2 Bradley infantry Fighting Vehicles
10 UH 60 Blackhawk helicopters
5 M109 Self Proppeled Horwitzer
20 AH-64 Apache helicopters

to the Mainland of The Democratic Republic of Freedom People for War!

::Corran hears about the attack on FP and shrugs::

Corran: Oh well... We'll just let that one go...

LS: Spinkoslovakia wants to buy a duck.

* Shoots the ignore question at the duck joke*

OOC: Come on really does that have anything to do with RP?

OOC: *laughs hysterically*
The skanks will be back... just as soon as I finish studying for/taking the GRE... be warned!!

*Commander Kimball of the FCS Silencer, SSTN-1. The First of the Silencers to be equipped with MH-73 Night Owls. Is speaking to His Executive Officer Lt. Commander Enos. *

Kimball: Well we have orders to put some soldiers into Paulsberg discretely and Raid the Palace of Dorrstein.

Enos: I'll let Captain Morrel know that his troops are moving out.

*Kimball hands him a piece of paper*

Kimball: Make sure he reads these orders

Enos: Yes sir.

*in the troop compartment of the large submarine, members of the Council of Clan Special Air Service are strapping on gear and only are carrying the carbine of their OICW's.*

Morrel: Ok men, remember stealth is the key here if we are going to be able to pull of this raid....hooah?

*There is a resounding HOOAH!!!!! from the men*

*meanwhile on the bridge, Kimball orders the boat up to periscope depth and has a look around, seeing that the surface is clear*

Kimball: Dive Officer, Surface the boat.
Kimball: Flight Officer, get those Helo's turning and in the air.
Dive Officer: aye aye, sir
Flight Officer: aye aye, sir.

*inside the flight bay 40 men from the compliment of 55 special operations soldiers on board the sub, split into two chalks and load into the two MH-73's*

*FCS Silencer calmly breaks the surface, and the hangar doors just behind the sail and farther back on what used to be the missile bays open up with the twin rotors of both MH-73's turning. The Helo's warm up for a minute more and take off, heading low and quietly into Viert Reich*

*the doors slide shut again and the Silencer dives again*

*Both helo's are flying at 75 feet off the water and at 160 knots, making virtually no noise and are undetected by VR's radar*

*They approach the Capital of Paulsberg and Captain Morrel turns to his men in Chalk 1*

Morrel: Ok men make sure you stay quite and avoid all civilians.
*the Pilot signals back to Morrel two minutes till the LZ*
Morrel: 2 minutes....Get those SHUD's on and Lock and Load
*the soldiers of Chalk 1 check out their equipment and attach funny box like devices to their packs, that run up to a pair of what looks like Sun glasses on their faces.*

*the second Helicopter carrying Chalk 2 hears and loads the same thing from Lieutenant Connery who is leading them*

*Both Helicopters touch down 50 yards from each other in a clearing outside Paulsberg. The men scramble to disembark and they run into the alleyways of the city.*

*Both Chalks take different routes through the city, split off into groups of 4, ducking through the dark alleyways of the slums of Paulsberg, other than drunk bum lying in an alleyway half asleep no one notices them.*

Dear Emperor of VR:

While GSK has not wholeheartedly agreed with some of your stances in the past, we would like to pledge our support to you during this struggle. Be it known to the people of LETI that we support VR in this conflict to remove the COC. You have our support - may that catfish tail fall your way in the bayou.

Poo-yah

Galen

DR. TAN SUPPORTS VR IN THIS STRUGGLE.

DOCTATAN

*Chalk 1 Approaches Dorrstein's palace from the north, spots 2 palace guards and with quick shots from the Silenced OICW Carbine's the guards drop from behind the wall out of view*

*Chalk 2 has worked its way in through the sewer and in the tunnels beneath the city, they come around a corner and run into 3 VR Guards, who raise their AK's to their Shoulders and fire at the CoC SAS, causing two of the SAS to drop to the ground while the remaineder of the Chalk fire and drop all three guards. They move on*

Dear VR:

We have come to the following conclusion (of which we are very PA-ROUD!):

Coc = TotalAssHole.

Therefore, by helping you proudly wipe the coc, we would be doing the entire region of LETI a favor. Because perhaps then, COC would stop sticking his head where it's not wanted...
…that reminds me, did you ever see that old SNL skit with John Belushi...you know the one that was made up to be like an old horror flick...they had really spooky music, and an announcer that made everything sound like the really old spook movies (you know, Dracula and Frankenstein etc), and the big bold lettering across the screen with the title of the movie…what was the title they used….what was it…oh yeah:

THE UNWANTED GUEST THAT WOULDN’T LEAVE.

At any rate, you have our support should you wish to use it. Let us know. We are pa-roud of your most noble effort. Together, the coc will fall.

Dean Auburn.

sgfd.

OOC: i have a question for all of you rushing to VR's Aid, if his own security doesn't even know we are their, how the hell do you. and just watch, things are not as they seem. I've worked this out with VR

*Chalk one Scales the Palace wall and dashes across the courtyard, dropping two more VR guards with the silenced OICW's*

*Chalk two comes up under the palace and through where the truck docks, dropping a few more VR guards with their OICW's*

Did you hear anything Chris?

IHEARDNOTHING!!!!!

DIDYOUHEAWANYTHINGGAWEM????

DOCTATAN

*Chalk one comes up guarded stairs and splits into 4 groups of 5, surrounding Dorrstein's bedroom*

*Captain Morrel drops the two guards in front of Dorrstein's door with a quick burst from his OICW and kicks in the door*

*Dorrstein is standing there looking stern*

Dorrstein:your late, and i assume your going to pay for that door

*Morrel comes to attention*

Morrel: I'm sure my government will take care of it.

Dorrstein: so how'd my men do?

Morrel: well your a bit light on guards, and Chalk 2 hasn't reported in yet, but for what they had to work with they did fine.

Dorrstein: good.

*morrel's men start removing sensors from thier bodies*

Morrel: I'm glad to get this damn MILES gear off, it weighs a person down.
but its the best way to conduct a war game

*Dorrstein nods*

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT.

The only thang I heard were two bullfrogs'a goin' at it like two greased Miss'ippi swine -- a sound near and dear to mah heart.

I don't heard nottin' from the coc. Heh-heh-heh.

Garem

OOC: i'm glad your ignoring me travis, this had nothing to do with you anyway.

Baby gonna cry? Baby need his mommy?

OOC: Who is Travis?

* CoC statements are confirmed with VR*

Dorrstein: Thank you for this operation. I knew I had some flaws in security. That and I need to get my engineers working on some new techonologies. Perhaps a way to track those Helos.

*Dorrstein pulls out enough glasses for all the SAS. *

Dorrstein: I bet you guys are thirsty. * Pours some good VR Stout * Here

* calls * Hans, you are getting more funding .. a lot more...

Morrel: Danke schon.

*speaks into the radio headset*

Morrel: Chalk 2 what is your status

*crackling*

We are currently in the palace basement we have secured an exit route

Morrel: Well, the ops over, casuaties?

*crackling*
we lost three to some of his palace guards in the tunnels

Morrel: well tell them to get off their asses and get up here to Dorrstein's chambers, oh and bring the rest of your chalk as well, The emperor is treating us all to a beer.

*Crackling*
Hooah!

Morrel: Danke schon.

*speaks into the radio headset*

Morrel: Chalk 2 what is your status

*crackling*

We are currently in the palace basement we have secured an exit route

Morrel: Well, the ops over, casuaties?

*crackling*
we lost three to some of his palace guards in the tunnels

Morrel: well tell them to get off their asses and get up here to Dorrstein's chambers, oh and bring the rest of your chalk as well, The emperor is treating us all to a beer.

*Crackling*
Hooah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:::LETI Sports News Break, Channel 15 interrupting all the regularly scheduled programming, with scroll bars on such channels as C-SPAN still:::

MU: This is Matt Underwood for Tonite in Sports. Crippleslovenia held Carianada to 1 run today as they were victorious 2-1 at Tori Amos Stadium. Game 3 takes the Series to the Handi-Dome. A new stadium may mean a new chance for Carianada. Good nite and see you tomorrow with the results of game 3.

:::All programming returns to normal:::

LOL

Morrel: Danke schon.

*speaks into the radio headset*

Morrel: Chalk 2 what is your status

*crackling*

We are currently in the palace basement we have secured an exit route

Morrel: Well, the ops over, casuaties?

*crackling*
we lost three to some of his palace guards in the tunnels

Morrel: well tell them to get off their asses and get up here to Dorrstein's chambers, oh and bring the rest of your chalk as well, The emperor is treating us all to a beer.

*Crackling*
Hooah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Reich Alliance forum ....

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=76676&highlight=

*At junon, a radar operator sitting on watch has his feet up on the consoul of his radar screen, when suddenly he gets massive blips on the radar screen coming in fast at 50 miles out and 6000 high, he instantly hits the alert button and the entire base comes alive, men scramble to AA guns, Sam Missle batteries and Pilots to their planes. The Counterpointian planes come screaming in dropping their bombs on the base. The F/A-18's drop their 2000 lb bombs on Junon, causing massive explosions and damage to the base it-self, Also they drop their bombs on the air base located just outside of Junon naval base, destroying 4 hangers and 25 SU-37's that where parked on the runway and 15 A-10's that where parked in the hangers., At this time the air is filled with AA fire and the SAM batteries have begun locking onto the planes. The airforce manages to scramble 20 SU-47's, 23 MIG-29's, and 10 SU-30's All of these are carrying Sidewinder, AMRAAM, and Pheonix Equivilent Missles. they have been scrambled from airbases farther inland to intercept the attacking forces.

Sorry to hear that you've taken damage in a recent war. Manarth is sending 3 C-130s dropping medical supplies and food to the wounded sailors and airmen at the base. Due to the ongoing war, they are escorted in by 12 F-35's from the Death Dealer Squadren, 12 A-10 Warthogs from the 210th Close Air Support Wing, and 12 Marine F/A-22s from the carrier RMS Wainright, located in Manarth waters.

Hope the medical supplies help. Beat the agressor nation Counterpoint senseless.

Prime Minister Mathias Brock

Sorry to hear that you've taken damage in a recent war. Manarth is sending 3 C-130s dropping medical supplies and food to the wounded sailors and airmen at the base. Due to the ongoing war, they are escorted in by 12 F-35's from the Death Dealer Squadren, 12 A-10 Warthogs from the 210th Close Air Support Wing, and 12 Marine F/A-22s from the carrier RMS Wainright, located in Manarth waters.

Hope the medical supplies help. Beat the agressor nation Counterpoint senseless.

Prime Minister Mathias Brock

thank you Minister brock, we hope that we can return the favor someday, lets hope that this conflict can be swiftly brought to an end.

*From within the command center Aronar is leasurely walking thru the main concourse. He walks up to the Mr. Coffee and punchs some buttons and out pops a hot cup of joe.
Aronar: I need to get one of these put in the main room.
He walks back to the main control room and sits at the C&C table. In front of him lie the usual files and papers of the day. He is then approached by the com. officer.
Comm: Sir, we have an incoming transmission from the drop teams in the lands of Doo Doo Poo Poo. They found something.
Aronar: Well then punch it up on the main screen and full audio.
The officer signals and it is put on the main view screen and the wall facing the front of the room.
The picture is distorted by visual is established every few moments. An officer in the field is giving some sort of report.
Aronar: Are you there soldier! Identify yourself, report!
Officer: This is Captain Brian Williams, First Class Airbourne Division sir, we've secured the main island and the cities are completely empty. Everything is still here sir, its like they simply vanished.
Aronar: Did you find anything of importance, military supplies, anything worth shipping back?
Williams: Well sir, theres plenty here, the bases we haven't devled into yet but we're sure to find something.
A few men yelling in the backround can be heard.
Williams: Sir, some news. Apparently, near one of the military bases we've discovered blueprints for an entire underground military complex under the main city. It shows an entrance, but the complex is more than 5 times the size of the city.
Aronar: Good work Captain, see that this is looked into, when the teams set foot on the shores make sure that more than an adequate amount of troops are sent to investigate, I want to know everything about the land ASAP.
Williams: Understood sir. The ships have been sighted on the horizon and the rest of the man power should be here within a few hours. Once they make their way inland we will move in.
Aronar: Good work Captain, report back in when you are have completed a thorough search of the complex, all bases, and the major cities, you have as much time as you need, if more assistance is needed send word.
Williams: Understood sir! Recon One out!
The screen flashes off into static.
Aronar sits back down and has a long sigh then chugs his coffee down like it was water.
Aronar: This is going to be a long night...*

A what?

* VRs SHK Delphin (LA Class sub) is seen off the coast of Doo Doo Poo Poo *

*Imperial Palace of Crippleslovenia, Emperor R. Thro Gryposis sitting watching Trading Spaces*

Gryposis: Mm...... Amy Wynn Pastor.....

*Military official rushes in* Excuse me emperor, I'm sorry to interrupt.

Gryposis: Uhh....er..... can't you see I'm busy? What's could be so important?

Officer: I'm sorry sir, it's about the envoy we sent out early this morning to the island of Dr. Klan. The mission was going smoothly until they came within 10 miles of the island. At that point the small envoy was attacked by a full Proenzastanian fleet. Ourr men fought bravely, but the envoy was overwhelmed. There is no official word from the naval department, but we don't think there were any survivors.

Gryposis *angered but somber*: This is a great tragedy. Proenzastan will pay for their actions. I gave them plenty of time to prove their statements, and they failed to do so. Call the minister of war. We MUST retaliate.

Officer: Yes sir.

* A missle is shot over the land of Doo Doo Poo Poo *

* A missle is shot over the land of Doo Doo Poo Poo *

Dorrstein: *states* No country should invade another country that has been deleted without inquiring the desires of another country.

* After days of fighting, Freedom People changes its flag to a white flag with a white star *

TG received from Edenstein

"To: Council of Clan
From: Alphonse Goulardi
RE: Scorcherd Earth,

To whom it may concern,

The Empire of Edenstein has shown intrest in purchasing the "Radioactive wasteland" That you have created in the LETI region, we are willing to give you a very generous offer for said piece of land.

Alphonse Goulardi"






We have not yet decided if we are done with that land but will consider your offer and come up with a fair price.

The Federation has come up with a fair price.

$3,000,000,000,000 plus assurances that no forces based in these lands will ever strike at any Federation force or its allies. Assurances in the form of a treaty. That is all.

* A missle is shot over the land of Doo Doo Poo Poo *

Dorrstein: *states* No country should invade another country that has been deleted without inquiring the desires of another country.

*From inside the C&C room, Aronar catches word of the jest by Viert Reich
Aronar: Send a message to the men stationed on the lands of Doo Doo Poo Poo. This was merely a simple showing off of their military muslces. Don't do anything, it doesn't matter; however, should they at any time fire upon, damage, or intervene with our operations, use your best judgement. Also, send a message, to Viert Reich with this as the body: WHATS UP WITH THAT?!?*

::Ritsuko paces around the map room, as she reads the news from LOTI::

Ritsuko: Something bothers me about this... wait. What'd Dorrstein say again? ::she reads:: Hey Fifel!::

Fifel Hoover: Yes?

Ritsuko: Go back and check up on current signers ok the Treaty of Linux.

Hoover: ::checks records and hands them over:: Here you go...

Ritsuko: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!! ::She gets a tremendously evil grin on her face and walks out to the throne room::

Hoover: Uh-oh... what now?

* VR officially ignores signing the ToL *

* Dorrstein is angered at the other nations flexing their muscles in expansion. Lake Ontario is a friendlier region. *

*edit*

*By the way .. the land is being moved also. Bases of VR still exist on Freedom People. *

::Luna reads the news of VR's present departure::

Luna: Friendlier, eh? LETI was friendly once, before The Man took control... ::shakes head:: You can't just run, like I did for so long... Well maybe Manarth can keep them in line. ::looks up:: Where's Ritsuko?

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::Ritsuko stands on the roof of the Palace and watches VR be lifted away. Her eyes narrow to the size of slits::

Ritsuko: Running away from your responsibilities? Leaving for your new friends that attacked you once then ran themselves? You're a coward...

::As the nation begins to disappear over the Eastern horizon, Ritsuko shakes her head and growls::

Ritsuko: I'll get you someday Dorrstein... Someday...

:: A cat meows::

:::LETI Sports News Break, Channel 15 interrupting 7th Heaven, MacGyver, Tori Amos, C-Span, et al:::

MU: This is Matt Underwood for Tonite in Sports. Here's a Ernie Harwell soundclip from tonites game: 'Some happy kid from Euphoni is going home with that foul ball tonite. Full count on the Crippleslovenia lefty. It's a swing and a long fly ball to center field. Schmidt makes the diving catch and IT'S A COME-FROM-BEHIND WIN IN CRIPPLESLOVENIA FOR CARIANADA!!! We have a final of 5-4. Holy Cow!!!!' There it is for y'all. Game 4 coming at you tomorrow at the Handi-Dome. First pitch at 7:05"

:::All regularly scheduled programming returns:::

"We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for a special announcement by Emperor I.B. Schister."

*TV flashes to Imperial War Room of Proenzastan. Emperor Schister, in full military regalia, stands in the center.*

Schister: Ladies and gentlemen of LETI, conflict has begun in our fair region. When I recently announced I was the heir to Klan mountain and was planning to take my inheritance, I was meant with resistance by our neighbor to the east, Crippleslovenia. Their foolish invalid emperor dared to give me 24 hours to prove my claims or stay away from Klan mountain. Though I did not comply, I proved my point yesterday when the 3rd Proenzastanian Fleet ambushed and destroyed the entire Crippleslovenian envoy on its way to Klan mountain. That will not be the extent of our plans. Gryposis, your threats fall on deaf ears and will continue to be met with brute force. Starting @ noon, the Proenzastan armed forces will be moving into Crippleslovenia. We will no longer share this island. Proenzastan's empire will begin to expand to an extraordinary magnitude. Thank you and good day.

*Return to regularly scheduled program*

*Imperial Palace of Crippleslovenia, just after noon CST (Cripple Standard Time). Emperor R. Thro Gryposis III sitting watching on TV as the Proenzastanian army starts marching over the border. Due to the lack of notice only a small defense made mostly of civilians and local militia.*

Gryposis: DAMN SCHISTER! HOW DARE HE INVADE MY COUNTRY!!!!!! How close are we to mobilizing our defensive troops?

Minister of War: Yes emperor, the portion of the armed forces you allocated for the defense of the border should be engaged in 15 minutes. Where do you want the rest of our forces to go sir?

Gryposis: You will soon see Minister. If a battle over our island is what they want, that's what that little shit's gonna get! It's obvious that their navy is superior to ours, so a naval battle would be futile. We're going to bring in our advantage. Excuse me, I must call an old friend about an old alliance. It's time for a big iron curtain to drop on Schister's head....

* VR sends SR-71 to spy on Proenzastan and Crippleslovenia. *

*War Room of Proenzastan, undisclosed location. Schister, still in miltary regalia, standing in the center of the room surveying the monitors of the Crippleslovenian invasion*

Schister: Ahh, the fruits of war. Look as we're easily strolling into Crippleslovenia as if it were the former FOOT-COC or another pathetic nation. Minister Guegold, how are our troops holding up to their small defensive contingent?

Guegold: They are retaliating much stronger than expected sir.

Schister: Damn it, then send in more reinforcements! I want the mighty Proenzastanian army to pour over the border. Send in more men and keep sending them in until Crippleslovenia surrenders!

Guegold: But sir, they seem to have a small contingent for defensive purposes. I'm concerned if we continue to send in more troops, we'll be thinning ourselves out.

Schister: I beg your pardon Minister Guegold! I have been planning this for weeks. Crippleslovenia will feel my full fury and might!

EDIT: Pay no mind to the Author of this...for some reason Anaverse GHS autologs-on. It's really from Samsylvannia. *grumble grumble grumble*

We interrupt this broadcast of the Stargate SG-1 Channel to bring you the following message: (For Condensed version of the following post, scroll to the end.)

*Foreign Relations Advisor Edward Daniels steps up to the podium.*

ED: The Dominion of Samsylvannia is appalled at the recent hostilities towards our friends and colleagues in Crippleslovenia. To Emperor Gryposis we would like to offer our assistance if they so desire. We will not tolerate this aggression. The DOS Navy and Air Force stand ready to assist you.

***

*General Murdock and Lt. General Hammond in the Command and Control Center.*

Radar Operator: Sir, I've got something on the radar screen.

GM: Well clean it off! *smacks forehead* Idiot...

GH: *rolls eyes* You've got something on the radar screen? What is it?

RO: It's a television screen with little green moving dots and lines, but that's not important right now. AWAC Eagle-7 reports a bogie in the area. Speed and profile match that of an SR-71 Blackbird.

GM: *snorts* Old fashioned but effective. Where is it?

RO: It has breached Crippleslovenian airspace. Direction indicates that it is flying in from the LOTI, but it could be from anywhere. More than likely it's Proenzestanian. It's transponder is turned off and it isn't responding to radio hails.

GM: That's good enough for me. Make the call. *The Lt. General goes to a nearby phone.* Is it within range of our SAMs?

RO: No, sir, but it's going to have to come within range after he leaves Crippleslovenian airspace. At that speed he'll never be able to turn fast enough. We have a patrol of MiG-31s close enough to make the intercept.

GH: *hangs up phone* Sir, we've pledged to help defend Crippleslovenia, so permission is granted to engage.

GM: Excellent, Alert our ground defenses and grant permission to fire to the SAM crews should the bogie come within range. Divert the MiGs. At last, some action! I was getting bored!

***

*Flight of DOSAF MiG-31s, Goshawk Flight*

*The radio crackles. The pilot, call sign Viper, answers*

Radio: Goshawk Lead, this is Papa Bear, come in please.

GL: Papa Bear this is Goshawk Lead, go ahead.

PB: Goshawk Lead, you are ordered to turn to bearing 043 and proceed to maximum altitude at maximum speed. Intercept and destroy unidentified aircraft. Target is suspected Blackbird taking a peek at Crippleslovenian forces.

GL: Roger that, Papa Bear. Turning to heading 043 at maximum altitude and speed. Goshawk Lead out.

GL: Goshawk Flight, arm weapons and prepare to engage enemy at max range.

*The flight turns and begins climbing. Within four minutes they are at 65,000 feet and level off. The automatic intercept systems take over operation of the aircraft. Goshawk flight and the unidentified bogie are now head to head closing at nearly Mach 6. Over the intercom, Viper's Radio Intercept Officer updates the situation.*

GL RIO: Viper, the bogie is in radio range.

GL: Very well. *into radio* Unidentified Aircraft, you are in violation of Crippleslovenian Airspace. Identify yourself and reverse course immediately or you will be fired upon.

GLRIO: What if his radio is out, or he's trying to defect?

GL: *intercom* If you were trying to appear friendly, would you be traveling at Mach 3 at 80,000 feet? Would you continue the mission with no radio? No, this sumbitch is definitely not friendly. *radio* This is your last chance. Change course or you will be fired upon. *the aircraft does not* Very well. Goshawk Flight, status report.

G2: Goshawk Two reporting, target is locked and missles are hot.
G3: Goshawk Three reporting, locked on target, weapons armed.
G4: Goshawk Four reporting, bandit aquired, missles ready. Let's fry this bastard.

GL: Goshawk Flight, fire two on my mark...three, two, one, mark!

*Each aircraft launches a pair of R-33 long range missles at the incoming bandit. The R-33's scream away, accelerating to well over Mach 4. Goshawk flight diverts course 45 degrees to get a different aspect on the target and to prepare to re-acquire should the missles fail.*

***

Reader's Digest Version
Crippleslovenia = Good, Proenzestan = Bad. Samsylvannia attempts to shoot down VR's SR-71.

:::LETI Sports News Break, Channel 15 interruption, you know the drill:::

MU: This is Matt Underwood for Tonite in Sports. CARIANADA HAS TIED THE SERIES WITH A 6-3 WIN IN A 9th INNING RALLY!!! READY OR NOT, HERE COMES GAME 5 AT THE HANDI-DOME TOMORROW.

:::All regularly scheduled programming returns:::

::HO Channel 2 News::

Tom: Well gee Diane, I've never seen breasts that hot before! It makes me want to bury my face in them!

Diane: And that concludes our report on the 6th annual Winnebago Falls Chicken Fest. Next we bring you a report from HO's Space Advisor, Rom Tism.

::The screen breaks to a shot of Rom standing in front of a video arcade::

Rom: Hey, check it out Henceland Omega! Today we made some pretty sw33t progress in our space program. We have finished construction of our first high altitude satellite, named the Pleaser. Tomorrow we intend to launch the Pleaser into orbit, and see if its worthy of henceness. Oh and it looks kewl too. If the Pleaser makes it out of the atmosphere, we'll be on our way to scoring! Heheheheh. Score... So uh, yeah, that's what's going on. What do you guys want to ask me? How about you?

Elly: Elhaym Van Houten, HO Channel 2 News.

Rom: Hey baby...

Elly: Um, right. Anyway, what does this upcoming launch mean for the future of HO?

Rom: Well it means we'll be only the second nation in LETI to be that far along. The other nations will think we're pretty hence. Ok, how about you?

Camden: Eric Camden, TWS-83 out of Euphoni. This seems rather vague. Have you considered military benefits of the program?

Rom: No. And how about the earless one?

Brokejaw: Man, I'm done. I can't make you look any worse than you already have...

Rom: No, but I could make you look worse, by having Ritsuko tell her snipers to shoot off you other ear.

Brokejaw: Yipes! ::runs away::

Rom: Ass...

::Screen returns to the newsdesk::

Tom: ::eating chicken:: MMm..... Breasts... ::looks at Val's chest: Mmmm... Weather...

OOC: 8 missles on a unarmed aircraft. That is a little overkill.

* The SR-71 notices birds coming at him so he speeds up and continues to to climb into the upper atmosphere. Two missles hit the Blackbird. *

Pilot: We've been hit. Wishing permission to land on occupied Freedom People.

* It radios that it has been hit. It desperatly changes course to FP for emergency. *

OOC: Yes, but the most dangerous weapon of all is information.

IC: *Comand Center*

Radio Operator: General Murdock, we've just received word that the unidentified aircraft has been hit twice and is going down. We intercepted a radio transmission from it. He's attempting to make an emergency landing in the Land of Freedom Peoples.

GM: Freedom Peoples? That makes it a Veirt Reich plane! What the hell do they have to do with this?

RO: Goshawk Flight is requesting orders. They want to know if they should fire again.

GM: Negative, have them take up formation at a safe distance and escort him to Freedom People's airspace. 2 hits? The bastard will be lucky to make it that far. I believe we've made our point.

*TV's through out Dubelco are interuptted and James is on the screen.
James: Good evening citizens of Dubelco, and all of LETI. I hope everyone is doing well. Our forces have been succesful in the annexation of Doo Doo Poo Poo. We shall make announcements to you all when settlement is available. In other news, recent questions have arisen to me about a space program. While I have not been a keen advocate on the matter, I feel that it is time we branch off and look above. The new research center is being constructed as we speak, and scientists and astronomers are being recruited as we speak. Construction should be completed by the weekend, and the project will hopefully be in its infancy by monday. Hopefully we will make headway.
Also, I have heard reports as some of you may have, that Proenzastan has invaded Crippleslovenia. This saddens me as war is always a messy business. Until provoked or asked to intervene we will remain neutral in this conflict. Also word has it a Veirt Reich spy plane has been shot down over Crippleslovenian air space by Sammsylvanian forces. I have one thing to say about this, good for you. Have a good evening and a pleasant tommorow.
The TV's go back to their normal broadcasting.*

OOC: A SR-71 can glide for miles.

* The SR-71 landing gears are damaged and skids across the runway. *

Fredrick: Emperor, our SR-71 was hit and landed on the island of Freedom People.

Dorrstein: Is the pilot ok?

Fredrick: Yes sir he is. He is a little shooken up.

Dorrstein: What has the VRIA *(Veirt Reich Intellegence Agency)* found?

Fredrick: * says something about hacking other nations computers *

Dorrstein: Has that new line of clothes started yet?

Fredrick: Yes the Luftpost clothing line is starting production today.

Dorrstein: See if any countries would like our clothing line in their countries. I still do not understand why countries miss read us. I was going to lend support to one of those countries.

Fredrick: Instead of losing anymore spy planes over what appears to be enemy airspace, we should send up some more spy satillites.

Dorrstein: I approve of that motion.

Fredrick: Consider it done.
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Summary: Dorrstein is a little mad, spy satillites are moving, a new clothing line Luftpost (making fun of Aeropostle, if you dont get it ask me), and the SR-71 makes it to FP/pilot ok.

OOC: more than likely the missiles exploded away from the aircraft and the fragments didn't touch the major Aerodynamical sufaces, just flamed both the engines out.

And if you want to talk about gliding a U-2 once glided from Boston to Houston.

OOC: More then likely, those missles would of blown it to kingdom come...... SR-71's are quite fragile in the air....

http://www.wvi.com/~lelandh/srloss~1.htm

those show the sr-71 losses, towards the end, page 4 or so, it shows how just how some bad turbulance can take it out....

Slotter: ::picks up phone:: Yeah?

Larry: We're in boss.

Slotter: Excellent

Larry: Hopefully CA won't be a repeat of CoC

Slotter: Doubtful, they aren't pansies like clansmen... Carry on. ::hangs up::

OOC: More then likely, those missles would of blown it to kingdom come...... SR-71's are quite fragile in the air....

http://www.wvi.com/~lelandh/srloss~1.htm

those show the sr-71 losses, towards the end, page 4 or so, it shows how just how some bad turbulance can take it out....

Untrue at high speeds.. on landing and sitting still an sr-71 is a leaky POS to put it nicely. They have huge gaps between aero panels, fuel leaks air gaps in the cockpit etc. Its not till it get cruising at mach 1.5 or around there, that the panels tighten up from the friction. As for missles and any plane/craft.. im sure they're designed to be a little inaccurate and still take out the target :P

OOC: More then likely, those missles would of blown it to kingdom come...... SR-71's are quite fragile in the air....

http://www.wvi.com/~lelandh/srloss~1.htm

those show the sr-71 losses, towards the end, page 4 or so, it shows how just how some bad turbulance can take it out....

Listen i wasn't arguing how well the planes survivability is, all we knew was 2 missiles caused damage, both parties involved accepted that.

OOC: I wasn't arguing either.. I'm just stating. I know they both took damage, I'm just saying that in rl the missles would of taken it out. Simple enough.

*Edenstein releases losses from recent attacks on counterpoint*

300 KIA
400 Wounded
40 F/A 18's
10 SU-37's

1 Friendly fire incident.

*Admiral Ulonov walks out onto the balcony of Edenstein Palace and holds a press conference. The wind is getting cold again, and in a few weeks it will become frigid as hell, because of the freak meteorlogicial that envelops the nation. Ulononv has already put on his winter coat*

Friends of LETI region and our new friends in the LOTI region..... We are recognizing them since they have come from common ties....

The conflict between us and Counterpoint has come to a standstill, we have eliminated their ability to wage war, while suffering only minor losses compared to our enemy, we have either destroyed or disabled both of their carriers. We have attacked at their homeland, and struck at their ability to wage war against us. Alsowe would like to thank the nation of Manarth for the aid they have sent us, also we have dispatched Lt. General Tempco and an embassy staff back to Manarth to keep up friendly relations with them.

Also, we have reviewed the proposal from CoC. Altough we feel that 3 trillion dollars is an exorbitent amount, considering its A: Radioactive, B: Only cost 1.5 trillion for cleanup, and C: Only cost 200 billion to buy back from Viert Reich. We are going to purchase this land anyways. We will also issue a treaty, Stating that no forces stationed in that land will ever attack CoC forces or her Allies.

Concerning the developing conflicts between Proenzastein and Crippleslavinia, Edenstein at this point has no concern in the matter, but if any unidentified aircraft fly over Edenstein Airspace, they will be brought down. We have also dispatched 9th fleet off the coast of Edenstein to intercept any fleets that decide to steam towards us.

At this point, I am opening up the floor to questions......

Elly: Elhaym Van Houten, HO Channel 2 News. What does Edenstein plan to do with the land it is purchasing from CoC? A large radioactive abondoned pice of land is hardly worth 3 Trillion, especially when its unliveable. What are your motives?

Brokejaw: Tom Brokejaw, NBC News. Hey, you know, I've been really nice lately, why don't you be nice back to me and tell me what's going on WITH ED AND LAURA?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*looks at Elly*

Well, Ms Van Houten, since this land is so "Hot" we plan on using the radiation as a natural form of microwave, what we are going to do is corner the market on baked potato's...

And Mr. Brokejaw, I've had enough of this *Ulonov signals for gaurds to come in and detain brokejaw* Off to the Goulog with you Mr Brokejaw...

Any other questions.

OOC: I wasn't arguing either.. I'm just stating. I know they both took damage, I'm just saying that in rl the missles would of taken it out. Simple enough.

In real life an SR-71 would be on a look out for enemy aircraft and get away.

Listen i wasn't arguing how well the planes survivability is, all we knew was 2 missiles caused damage, both parties involved accepted that.

OOC: Then why are you talking? Listen, this is a stupid thing to argue about. I don't agree with the results, but it's not important enough to have everyone get into a pissing contest over. Since I didn't actually contest the results, it doesn't matter. And those of you who aren't involved can keep your damn noses out of it. Find another thread to try to show off your impressive knowledge to. The people who would find it interesting already know and in some cases know more. Can't I shoot one friggin thing around here without all this crap? You make my head hurt. Of all the...*continues muttering and goes to find an inanimate object to kick*

Council of Clan awaits transfer of money between numbered accounts of Edenstein and Council of Clan. Once money has been received, the land is yours.

OOC: War of the minds Sam :-p

Listen ....

OOC: Then why are you talking? .....

To: Council of Clan, Central accounting agency.
From: Alphonse Goulardi, Secretary of Treasury
Re: Land transfer

3 Trillion is being wired to your nations account..

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Steven Neimen: Admiral Ulonov, Steve Neimen, Manarth News Network. What is your nations current relations with the new LOTI region, and a followup, what do you fell about the LOTO treaty?

Steven Neimen: Admiral Ulonov, Steve Neimen, Manarth News Network. What is your nations current relations with the new LOTI region, and a followup, what do you fell about the LOTO treaty?

*as a cold breeze blows Ulonov pulls his coat tigheter and fields the question*

Ulonov: Mr. Neimen, I'm glad to see a reporter from the LOTI Region, Well currently the only nation that we have decernable ties with is the nation of Manarth, there has been co-operation between our two nations from the beginning. As we speak, Lt Gen Tempco and staff has been dispatched to the Edenstein Embassy that was vacated during the civil war to re-establish diplomatic ties in that nation. But in general, our feelings towards LOTI are neutral, there are many nations in LOTI that where once apart of LETI, and even though some them didn't exactly have the greatest relations with Edenstein, its water under the bridge for the most part... I don't know what many of the nations in LOTI feel about Edenstein, but we would be open to talks with them and possibly restarting diplomatic talks between the nations in LOTI.

As for the LOTO Treaty, its a defense treaty nothing more, nothing less. We don't have any plans of hostilities towards LOTI so we are not worried about it. As long as certain nations learn that they are no longer in this region, and relize that flying a spy plane over a war zone is a really bad idea, everything should be ok. Currently Lt. Gen Tempco is overlooking the treaty and seeing if it would be worth Edenstein signing it. I hope I've cleared some of this up.

*Another cold breeze blows and Ulonov's hat is almost blown off, he catches it though and continues to look out into Edenstein square at the assembled mass of reporters and spectators*

Any more questions?

Community of LETI Sports :::LETI Sports News Break, Channel 15 interruption, you know the drill. Replay of last nite's late nite programming:::

MU: This is Matt Underwood for Tonite in Sports. Carianada lost to Crippleslovenia in the 11th inning after a 1 1/2 hour rain delay. The tie was broken with a solo home run by by David Frost to give Crippleslovenia the win of 7-6. World Seires play continues tomorrow back at Tori Amos Stadium. Today's an off-day.

:::All regularly scheduled programming returns:::

Steven Neimen: Admiral Ulonov, Steve Neimen, Manarth News Network. What is your nations current relations with the new LOTI region, and a followup, what do you fell about the LOTO treaty?

*as a cold breeze blows Ulonov pulls his coat tigheter and fields the question*

Ulonov: Mr. Neimen....
Any more questions?

random Spinkoslovakian rebellious teenager: YES, I HAVE A QUESTION! WHAT'S THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF A SWALLOW?

Steven Neimen: Admiral Ulonov, Steve Neimen, Manarth News Network. What is your nations current relations with the new LOTI region, and a followup, what do you fell about the LOTO treaty?

*as a cold breeze blows Ulonov pulls his coat tigheter and fields the question*

Ulonov: Mr. Neimen....
Any more questions?

random Spinkoslovakian rebellious teenager: YES, I HAVE A QUESTION! WHAT'S THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF A SWALLOW?

Steve Neiman: Please clarify your question. European or African swallow?

Axel Post: Admiral Ulonov, I'm Axel Post from VRTV; what are your current relations with the Veirt Reich?

SK: Admiral Ulonov, this is Sam Kitzler with the Band Blast. Why is it so bloody cold here? We're in the tropics!!

Ulonov: While I don't know what the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is, be it african or european, here is an address to the audubon society, which studies birds, where I have found a wonderful article on swallows' *Reads http://www.audubon.org/bird/BoA/F6_G1d.html *

Mr. Post: Since VR has left the region, after signing the treaty of Linux, throwing support behind Counterpoint, then reniging on it, then giving her command of several nuclear submarines, then leaving. We currently feel that they can not be trusted, and issue a warning to all the nations of LOTI that the Reich's can not be trusted. Furthermore, any Viert Reich, or Die Eliete Reich aircraft approaching our airspace will be blown out of the sky. If they could somehow show that they have a clue as to what is going on, we would at least be open to diplomatic talks......

And Mr. Kitzler, Due to the prevailing winds coming out of the south, the winds pick up a lot of moisture through evaporation, being that it is tropical climate and hot, but Edenstein has a higher elevation then most countries in LETI. Since Linux is in the northern part of the country, the prevailing winds come farther and farther into the country and since the elevation keeps going up, the winds cool off and gives us our frigid weather and cold. Once you get to the northern border of our country, their are high mountains that make whats left of the moisture drop in the form of snow. When the same wind comes down on the other side of the mountain it is dry and warm... But farther to the south, the temprature is tropical much like most of the rest of the region.

*Lt. Zofia Joins Ulonov on the balcony, she is also dressed in a standard Edenstein Military Parka*

Any more questions?

DM: Ulonov, this is Daniel Myers with DTV8, now that our government has annexed Doo Doo Poo Poo and the war between yourself and CP and Crippleslovenia and Proenzastan, how has that affected the shift of power with the recent falling out of the Reichs and several other nations leaving to LOTI?

*edited due to gramatical errors*

random Spinkoslovakian rebellious teenager: YES, I HAVE A QUESTION! WHAT'S THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF A SWALLOW?

Steve Neiman: Please clarify your question. European or African swallow?[/quote]

Teen: What.. I..uh...um.. I dunno that...... :::teen gets picked off by a sniper::: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fredrick IV: * being interviewed by LETI news* I believe the LETI region has made a mistake about the recent events. Nuclear subs were not given under the command of Counterpoint. According the the VRIA (Viert Reich Intellenge Agency), it was believed that Edenstein and Counterpoint conspired to have the VR pulled into a war of some sort.

*continues*

The VR was starting to feel like it was the target of new attacks since CoC left the region. It felt like all the nations thought the Man controlled the VR, which it has not. The VR government only sent in spy planes to see if there was a build up to attack its island. NOT to plan an attack...

* continues to say how some special new technologies are working forward *

random Spinkoslovakian rebellious teenager: YES, I HAVE A QUESTION! WHAT'S THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF A SWALLOW?

Steve Neiman: Please clarify your question. European or African swallow?

Teen: What.. I..uh...um.. I dunno that...... :::teen gets picked off by a sniper::: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OOC: lol

:::LETI Sports News Break, Channel 15 interrupting all LETI Stations:::

MU: HOLY COW!!! THAT WAS A ROUTE. CRIPPLESLOVENIA won with an 8th inning rally to become this years World Champions by the score of 10-3. More details tomorrow in the paper.....

:::All stations return to normal broadcasting:::

*Empress Jessica orders the pull out her forces in Edenstein waters, she turns to her CO*

EJ: We've done what we set out to do.... order everything back to homewaters, and have the airfields repaired..... this isn't over yet....

OOC: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=76636&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

We are in the top 100

Wanna buy a Stryker?

http://www.geocities.com/izimbeckwi/Strykers.html

*From within the C&C, Aronar sits reading his usual files. More than usual comotion is in the air, as much has happened for them.

Aronar: Wheres the report from the research division? You there, find out!
Officer: Yes Sir!
*Officer runs off. General McDaniel walks in.*
McD: I have the reports sir.
Aronar: Good, brief me.
McD: Alright, well sir, all is going better than planned. The invasion of Doo Doo Poo Poo has been a total success, especially the complex's purposes...
Aronar: Have they started production yet?
McD: Yes sir on all fronts, including our space program. The basic tests are underway and the new prototype plane is almost ready, they engineers think the new fuel may work better in the new engines.
Aronar: Makes sense, when is the prototype ready for field tests?
McD: Soon sir, we're still finishing the diagnostics. However the new Ducks are completely done and are in place. We have also put in our order for the new Strykers from Izimbeckwi.
Aronar: Good, very good...
McD: Of course sir, we are ahead of schedule on all fronts. The C-5's and C-130's have just flown in and prodcution has been in the works at Doo Doo Poo Poo for almost 48 hours.
Aronar: That takes too long to say, just say D2 from now on.
McD: That does have a ring to it.
*They both laugh*
McD: Yes, ah things look well, but, we are having some troubles with new fuel, it hasn't been as reliant.
Aronar: They have all the time I need, I'm patient for the best.
McD: Very good, oh, and there was another form here for...
Aronar: Ah yes *motions*
*A dark figure picks up a clipboard and walks off*
McD: Where did you meet that guy?
Aronar: Warped Tour *chuckle*
McD: I see...well, everything is on or ahead of schedule sir, and we're still very much in the green, another wave of fighters will be bought soon as well...
Aronar: Excellent. Anything else?
McD: Well, just a thought from the men sir, they would like a Mr. Coffee in the room here sir.
Aronar: *laughs* Yes, you are correct sir. Make it so.
*cheers from around the room are heard*
Aronar: I do enjoy coffee when I watch radar.
McD: Very good sir, there isn't much else...
Aronar: Alrighty then, since theres nothing else for right now, lets all take a five minute break.
McD: Very good sir. *he begins to walk out* Oh and the fleet has arrived...
Aronar: Excellent....

lol

*Donald Rumpsfeel appears on all over LETI televisions, he is wearing a grey suit and blue tie with and linux penguin pin on his lapel. He looks into the camera*

To the nations of LETI, Edenstein is going to hold a conference for all the leaders or ambassadors from the LETI Region. This conference is to discuss relations in LETI, and also to help form a common bond between us. The polarization in the region makes us weak, but together, we can be one of the strongest regions. If any are intrested, please send a communique to the Edenstein Palace at tubajockey@yahoo.com with a list of which delegats you will be sending.

Also, we welcome our friends from the LOTI region to send envoys to this meeting as well, since they are our new neighbors, they are affected, and like wise, we are affected, by the actions in both regions.

Furthermore, The battle of the bands has been put on hold during the "Tensions" Between Edenstein and Counterpoint. That is all.

*The tv's all flick back to what they where watching*

*Just before dawn, Emperor I.B. Schister standing at the balcony of a major regional Crippleslovenian courthouse 30 miles from the capital. Most of Crippleslovenia has been captured, Gryposis and his advisors have fled to a secret location to run the crumbling country, but the capital and the country have stood.*

Schister(looking west towards Proenzastan): Ah, I love to watch the sun rise over mighty Luisville.

Advisor (walking up w/ phone in hand): Emperor, you have a call from an unidentified man.

Schister (taking phone): Hello?

Man: Hello Emperor, I don't want to take up too much of your time. I simply want to point out that the sun never does nor ever will rise in the west. You might want to check your capital. Oh, and one more thing, NEVER underestimate the mighty cripples.

Schister: Get me the capital!

*Emperor, looking at the TV in horror as it shows live feeds from Luisville, the capital of Proenzastan, whioh is in flames*

Schister (Screaming): WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED?!!!!!

TV anchor: We are live in Luisville, and no, you're not seeing things, the capital of Proenzastan is burning down. An hour before dawn, a combined Crippleslovenian, Henceland Omega and Samsylvannia force began a massive air strike on the capital, and three other major locations, including the army headquarters. For the past six hours, B-52s, F-18s and DU-42s have bombarded the the capital and many major locations.

Schister: How the hell did I not hear about this?!

TV Anchor: Emperor Schister cannot be reached for comment because the Crippleslovenian army has apparently cut communication lines. Wait, the bombing has stopped, but I hear a rumbling........ Oh my goodness. There's probably 10 infantry divisons led by 10 M-180 tanks rolling straight to the government building. The lead tank is opening, and Emperor R. Thro Gryposis III is rolling out!!!!!!!!!

*Emperor Gryposis, in a heavily armored battle-chair and in full battle gear.*

Gryposis (Taking the TV microphone): Ladies, gentlemen, and cripples of LETI. I have one short message. We have captured Luisville and therefore are taking full control of Proenzastan. If Schister has a problem with it, he can suck my iron-plated joystick. Oh, and Schister, you have 12 hours to flee to Klan Mountain, or you will be executed. Thank you and goodnight.

::at the Hence Palace::

Ritsuko: Hoover, are they still there?

Hoover: Yes ma'am. Our most recent scan still shows plenty of ER soldiers stationed throughout Freedom People.

Ritsuko: That's not right. They did nothing to deserve invasion but throw an innocent insult to everyone. Heck, if a minor insult were invaasion worthy, CoC would be nothing more than a crater by now...

Laura: Ritsuko! Our planes are returning from Proenzastan!

Ritsuko: Good. I was fairly sure that little skirmish wouldn't take long. It's a shame Schister got too greedy for his britches. Maybe he'll just run away to Florida or something. He'd be safe there...

Laura: ::shrugs:: In any case, what are your orders?

Ritsuko: We may need some Hornets for escorts here later, keep the usual standby... Meis?

Meis: ::suddenly turning around having been gawking at a radar operator girl for some time:: Yes?

Ritsuko: Be prepared. After I contact a few people, I may need you to perform the operation we previously had talked about. You know what I'm talking about?

Rom: ::who happened to overhear the conversation while staring at the same radar operator:: Heh heh. She wants him... ::Ritsuko gives Rom 'The Look.'::

Meis: Oh! Yeah, I know what you mean! I'll go tell the guys. ::He checks out the radar operator again, then leaves::

Laura: (to Ritsuko) Men...

Ritsuko: Yeah, it's that same chauvinism that runs the whole Reich Alliance. That's one of the reasons I have to do something about this.

Laura: I don't think they'll make the connection.

Ritsuko: Well that and I just want those people out of FP...

Rom: Heh heh. Pull out...

::Ritsuko and Laura shake their heads::

*Admiral Ulonov, on the deck of the ES: Vladivostok, a Soyouz IV Battleship with Legion Fleet one. Ulonov is taking his usual stroll around the deck, looking at the night sky, a namless ensgin runs up to him with an encrypted message Ulonov reads it then throws it into the lake, he follows the ensign to the C&C Center, he is quickly saluted by the various officer and enlisted men there. Ulonov returns the salute and heads to the Captain of the ship*

Ulonov: Captain, you have new orders, I want you to order Legion Fleet One closer to freedom peoples waters, and also bring in Legion Fleet Two.

Captain: Sir, has it begun already?

Ulonov: Yes the plans have been in motion for some time, we have to free these people from the tyranical rule that the Reichs have put on them...

Captain: Yes sir, I'll send out the orders now.... *The captain moves to the radio room to contact the other fleet, Ulonov leaves the bridge and heads back outside to gaze at the lake and the multitude of stars over the lake. He pulls a flask from under his winter trench coat and takes a sip*

Ulonov: (To himself) In a few months this god-forsaken lake will be frozen over.... thats when the fly-boys will take over..... *He frowns and then takes another sip from his flask and continues his walk*

::Late in the evening Blackhawk helos fly over the occupied land of Freedom People. Paratroopers ready themselves as the helicoptors lower to a more suitable jumping altitude. At precisely 2:36, they jump, drifting slowly to the ground. As it happens a few miss their drop zones completely, and a few end up dropping into trees. One poor soldier drops down into a chute that takes him into a random citizens bathroon while there is an occupant... Many however, make theri targets and begin their missions...::

*General Murdock is in the C&C Center lounge having a coffee, a private bursts in carrying a dispatch*
PVT: Sir! This just came in! I think you...
*Murdock cuts him off, as if he already knows what it says*
GM: Hand it over.
*He reads for a moment*
GM: So it has begun...Ah, freedom. Do you know what it's like to lose your freedom, private?

PVT: We actually sir, I was just locked up the other day because of the new law against...*Murdock cuts him off again*

GM: No of course you don't! You're too young to understand such things. You wouldn't survive a day in one of those damn labor camps...

PVT: But that's where they sent...*Murdock continues, not listen to him*

GM: It's a terrible thing to lose your freedom, son.

PVT: *giving up* Yes, sir.

GM: Well we'll soon end the suffering of an oppressed people...Fear not, Freedom Peoples, you'll soon be living as a people who are...free!!! Private! Alert the Strategic Bomber Command and the 3rd Naval Special Weapons Squadron. Tell them that at 18:00 tomorrow we begin the liberation.

PVT: Yes, sir *Salutes*

*In the VRIA*

Wieler: * looking at the spy satillite pictures * Interesting ....

*President Pierre of Freedom People*

*French Accent*

We welcome the Reichs within our country, they offer economic security, military protection and trade between both ze regions. We do NOT wish for help from any LETI nation. We distrust greatly ze forces of Edenstein and Henceland Omega.

Just to be a bit clearer. WE DO NOT WANT YOUR MILITARY IN OUR NATION!!!

It is obvious that the Reichs are not the agressors in this situation. I'd like to take the oppertunity to remind the countries of LETI that the Reichs are members of the LOTO alliance and that any agressive action against their soldiers is an attack on all members of the alliance. Keep that in mind when you are deciding whether or not to oust them from the region.

I hope you do the right thing in this situation.

Prime Minister Mathias Brock

It is obvious that the Reichs are not the agressors in this situation. I'd like to take the oppertunity to remind the countries of LETI that the Reichs are members of the LOTO alliance and that any agressive action against their soldiers is an attack on all members of the alliance. Keep that in mind when you are deciding whether or not to oust them from the region.

I hope you do the right thing in this situation.

Prime Minister Mathias Brock

While I understand Manarth's point of view in this situation, I would like to point out that the Reichs are indeed the aggressors in this situation. This amounts to a LOTI occupation of LETI lands. As such, this does not fall under the jurisdiction of the LOTO Alliance. We are simply repelling an invasion of our region.

Emperor Conn

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Samsylvannia, an attack upon one of members, is still considered an attack upon all of us. Your nation is in no posistion to dictate what does and doesn't fall under the LOTO alliance. If help is asked, help will be given.

General MacDougal
LOTO Command Center
London, Northern Brittania

*President Pierre of Freedom People*

*French Accent*

We welcome the Reichs within our country, they offer economic security, military protection and trade between both ze regions. We do NOT wish for help from any LETI nation. We distrust greatly ze forces of Edenstein and Henceland Omega.

Just to be a bit clearer. WE DO NOT WANT YOUR MILITARY IN OUR NATION!!!


Samsylvannia, i'd like to point out that there is only about a company-Battalion sized force inside Freedom people, and that they do not want your help. So your going to knock down one oppressor for another, way to go.

::Inside the Hence Palace::

Ritsuko: How dense are these people? Of COURSE Freedom People stated that they don't want our help. They're under occupation, and were probaly threatened.

Luna: ::nods:: Most likely ER put Pierre up to that speech under gunpoint or something. Unfortunately we have no way to prove that untill Intelligence gathers some more info...

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::In Freedom People land, the paratroopers continue their movement, apparantly undetected. Moving to the main communication buildings, the networks are quickly disabled, rendering television, phone, and radio transmissions impossible in the entire southwestern grid of the nation. Meanwhile, other operatives are busy scoping the coastline for ER troops, but find less than a battalion worth. A few soldiers are noticed by ER troops , and give the Freedom People salute. A soldier runs to his officer::

Soldier: Captain Obvious, all missions are reported succesful. There are a decent amount of troopers MIA, but overall no major problems were seen.

Obvious: Yes, that means we completed our objectives and can't find some of our troops though. But it looks like we were fairly succesful too. And we weren't killed.

Soldier: That's obvious sir...

Samsylvannia, i'd like to point out that there is only about a company-Battalion sized force inside Freedom people, and that they do not want your help. So your going to knock down one oppressor for another, way to go.

OOC: Could you please clarify this? It could just be the language barrier, but I have no idea what you just said. Please eliminate pronouns and identify who you are talking about.

P.S. None of you know that this is going on yet.

*DOS Naval Base in Guzzetta, a town on the southern coast of the mainland. General Murdock is personally overseeing the preparations of the 5th Marine Corp Division.*

GM: How are the preparations progressing.

LT: Better than we thought sir, we should be ready to ship out in under an hour. Once we launch, the first Ekranoplans could be unloading their troops in another hour. In all, we can have the entire division unloaded by midnight tonight.

GM: Excellent work. Soon, Reich....soon....

Samsylvannia, i'd like to point out that there is only about a company-Battalion sized force inside Freedom people, and that they do not want your help. So your going to knock down one oppressor for another, way to go.

OOC: Could you please clarify this? It could just be the language barrier, but I have no idea what you just said. Please eliminate pronouns and identify who you are talking about.

P.S. None of you know that this is going on yet.

OOC: my point is that there is only a small force of soldiers from ER in Freedom Poeople (from the looks of it no more than a 1000 if that many soldiers, hardly enough to "Occupy" a nation of 300+ million

And i was just saying that you are knocking down one (according to you) Tyrannical Opressor(ER) for another(you, Ed, HO)

And do you think no one can tell what is brewing?

:Inside the Hence Palace, the administrators read the invitation to the summit, and the objectives::

Ritsuko: Interesting that they're skirting the fact that they've still taken over the St. Lawrence... regardless of the lock situation, they're still controlling the river...

Luna: I wouldn't press the issue Rits-chan. You know full well that anyone who attempts to bring up issues with CoC, DPM, or the Reichs ends up going cross-eyed.

Corran: Wow, I've never heard you joke around before...

Luna: ::blinks:: What?

*Aboard the EKT-2 "Mother and Country" as it speeds towards Freedom People's coastline 50 feet above the waves.*
Pilot: *over intercom* Okay, we're about 2 minutes out. In about 60 seconds I'll start slowing her down.

*In the troop hold, Colonel Jack O'Neil addresses the 400 infantry marines.*
Col. O'Neil: Alright, marines, you heard the pilot. We go in two minutes. Intel is expecting only light resistance so we're not going to spoil the surprise for them by bombarding the beach. Keep low and move fast. The ship's turrets will give us cover fire until we can manage on our own. Opposition is expected to be only routine patrols, so be on the lookout and take prisoners if you can. If you hurt or kill a civilian, you will wake up tomorrow in the hold of a tug boat on your way home with a big boot print in your ass. Remember your training. OOH-RAH!!!

400 Infantry Marines: OOH-RAH!!!!

*The first pair of EKT-2s approaches the coast. They begin to slow and about half a mile out they gently set back down on the water. Side by side, they ride in all the way up onto the beach. The massive clamshell front doors open and the 122nd and 93rd Marine Infantry Regiments pour out. The twin PHLANAX II nose turrets on each EKT-2 swivel back and forth as the gunners seek targets. It takes about five minutes to completely unload both transports. Once they are empty, they engage thrust reversers to back off the beach. They turn and head back towards Samsylvannia for resupply. The second pair of EKT-2s now have an ETA of 12 minutes and there are approximately 800 DOS Marines in the process of securing the beachhead.*

*The second flight of EKT-2s set down on the water as they approach the coastline. They ride up on the beach and begin to unload. They contain a Mechanized Infantry Regiment, Field Headquarters Platoon, a MASH PUnit, an Air Defense Battery, and a unit of combat engineers. They are emptied in under ten minutes, and the -2s vacate the beach to make way for the next wave, which will be arriving in another 30 minutes. Colonel O'Neil is the ranking officer and will be until the last EKT-2 arrives with the Division Commander.*

O'Neil: Sgt Major Elliot, what is our status?

Elliot: Sir, the 122nd and the 93rd Regiments have secured the beach head. The 48 Mech Regiment has unloaded and are ready to move out. The Avengers are in place for air defense, the field headquarters and MASH will be set up in about 15 minutes, and the engineers are building some makeshift fortifications. In all, you have 1200 Marines at your disposal.

O'Neil: Excellent, inform the General that D-Day is proceeding as planned.

Elliot: Aye, sir!

**Priestess Rowa White stands in front of the High Council.**

HPS Junip: Rowa, why have you come to the council today? We have told you countless times that we do not wish to get BJ Land involved in the bloody wars of our neighbors. We have much more important things to be doing.

HP Guy: Yes much more important things! The LETI National Garden is ready to be planted. And we still need to finalize plans for the Central Monument. Oh stop your whimpering Rowa. Hurry up you silly girl and tell us what you want!

PS Rowa: I would like to buy two to five aircrafts that are normally used for dropping heavy explosives.

**The HC breaks out into cries of outrage**

HPS Junip: Settle down everybody! Settle down! SHUT UP MOTHER...

HP Guy: Junip! Okay Rowa, what do you want these hideous machines for? Surely you're not planning on using them.

PS Rowa: I am planning on using them. I would like to show the people of LETI that there are better ways to resolve their problems than dropping bombs.

HPS Junip: Very well. Send some word to any nation you think we can get a good deal from. I hear Edenstein is looking to sell a few older planes. See what you can do.

HP Guy: I think this is a mistake. But do as Junip says. (Under his breathe - Stupid! Stupid women!)

**General Hurlbut aproaches the Head Ma in the Grand Kitchen**

GH: You called for me Ma Riley?
MR: Yes Ferdinan. We sat around and watch these people long enough. It's time we made our presence known. I want to start shopping for military vessels. I want to be the one of the biggest armies in LETI!
GH: I'll get to shopping ma'am.
MR: OH! Make sure you take a plate of cookies. I made some for all the generals.

* VR wishes to sell some old nuclear wooden u-boats*

OOC: Since no one's paying attention, I'll fast forward a bit...*
*Blah blah blah invasion blah blah bang bang blah prisoners blah blah. The platoon of SpecOps Marines and a squad of Henceland Troops are outside the throne room door. One has run a tiny camera through a ventilation duct.*

Marine: Eltee, it looks like they've got President Pierre and a few others hostage in there.

LT: How many of them?

Marine: 5 on the left, 8 on the right, the hostages are in the middle, and there are two next to the door. They've built some makeshift barricades with tables.

LT: Is there any other way out of there?

Marine: Negative, it looks like that door is it.

LT: Private, blow the door.

Marine: Aye, sir.
*Two demolitions specialists place a ring of detchord on the door. The Marines take cover. The ensuing explosion kills the two guards directly inside the door. A hail of gunfire streams out the doorway as the guards blindly fire. The gunfire eventually subsized.
Guard: *From inside, holding a gun to Pierre's head* We're willing to negotiate.

*A huge man, the Master Chief, comes up to the LT.*
MC: Mind if I try?

LT: Go ahead, Master Chief.

MC: How many are there?

LT: 5 on the left, 8 on the right.
*The Master Chief nods and deactivates the safety on his pistol. He leaps into the doorway, fires four shots, and leaps back before the guards can react.

MC: 4 on the left, 5 on the right.

Guard: *yelling out the door* Don't try anything stupid again or we'll execute the hostages.

MC: *to the LT* ER troops won't fight without their leader.
*He leaps into the doorway and fires a single shot into the head of the guard who has the gun to Pierre's head. He crumples to the ground instantly.*

MC: Anyone else wanna negotiate?

*The other guards shake their heads and groan. They throw down their weapons. The marines walk into the throne room. LT picks up one of the guards rifles and hands it to Pierre.*

LT: President Pierre, the country is yours again.

Pierre: *The president suddenly comes to his senses, drops the rifle, and his hands shoot into the air.* *french accent* Please don't hurt me!!!

LT: But President...

Pierre: Please nooo...take anyzhing you vant! Just don't hurt me. I'll do vhatever you zay!

LT: Ah...

Pierre: Take my wife, my kids, just don't hurt me. Pleeeeease!!! We give up!! Zhe country is yours!!!

*Still dumbfounded, he Marines and Henceland troops look at each other and shrug.*

LT: Vhat...I mean...What do we do now?

[Edited to make it cooler]

OOC: sam you realize that it is ER troops occupying FP not VR?

OOC: Someone's been watching the 5th element. :wink:

*4 of FP President's guards draw out their service revolvers and run into the room, seeing Samsylvannian marines holding guns and the President with his arms up*

*They cock back the hammers on their S&W .357 Magnums. and let loose a volley of bullets into the backs of the Samsylvannian and Henceland Omegan troops*

*Throne room in Freedom Peoples. The SpecOps Marines and Henceland Airborne are relaxing in the throne room after their victory. Colonel O'Neil has arrived to inspect the damage.*

O'Neil: Nice work, ladies and gentlemen. I thought the bad guys were supposed to be "elite."

LT: No, sir, they were a bunch of pansies. At least next to SpecOps Marines. OOH-RAH!!!

Marines: OOH-RAH!!!

O'Neil: Well thats what numerical superiority, the element of surprise, and the best damn marines in the world will get you! Master Chief, I heard about what you did. I'm recommending you for a promotion.

Master Chief: Thank you, sir.

O'Neil: Where'd you learn that one, son? I don't remember that one from The Farm.

Master Chief: *shrugs* Saw it in a movie once, sir.

O'Neil: Well where ever you got it, it worked. Congratulations! The 324th Infantry is on it's way here to relieve you. Once they arrive, 5 days leave for everyone!!

*The Marines cheer and applaud as the Colonel exits.*

OOC: Please insert this before the previous post.

*And the two marines with SAWs assigned to guard the door gun them down, but not before they wound several marines.*

OOC: Shouldn't they have dropped their guns like ALL THE OTHER FREEDOM PEOPLES when they saw danger?

OOC: well they were a brave 4 men. and now they are a dead 4 men.

OCC: LOL

*Aronar sits at the C&C table, looking thru the usual files*

Aronar: Why did I let McDaniel go, he was always better at math...

*He looks thru a massive amount of giberish before slamming it down and going to the Mr. Coffee. An officer walks up to him and hands him a telegram.*

Aronar: *reads* Whats all this drama about? Can't anything ever make sense?
LT.: I don't know sir.
Aronar: Is the construction complete?
LT.: Which construction sir?
Aronar: No don't, I don't need that now...send in McDaniel...
LT.: He's gone sir.
Arona: No I mean send in the other McDaniel. Colonel Tim McDaniel.
LT.: But hes not in charge of...
Aronar: Just do it.
LT.: YES SIR!

*The LT. scurries off*

Aronar: He may not be in charge of *sneeze* but he better have some answers....

*In the port city of Raliegh, on a stage that has been set up, Robert Jorgenson, and his midget, Gaylen Karriker are standing on the stage*

Jorgenson: Of course! The Emperor can send our boys of to god forsaken lakes to die while he sits in his plush office all day doing god knows what! We havn't seen him in more then 2 weeks! What can that boy be doing! He's in power because we allow him to be!

*thoughtful hums can be heard from the assembled mass the midget comes up wearing a uniform that looks like the emperor's, he starts acting like he's making speaches and sets down plastic army guys*

Jorgenson: Ahh, I see the emperor has joined us today!!!! Now emperor, I see you have some of our boys ready for battle!

*midget nods*

Jorgenson: Well why don't you show us what your going to do to them!

*The midget gets a gleeful look in his eyes and takes the army guys and throws them around, and into the crowd, he gets a blow torch out and sets one on fire, the poor soldier, who whas carrying a set of binoculors, melts into a tiny pool of melted plastic*

Jorgenson: AND THAT IS WHAT THE EMPEROR IS DOING TO YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS!!! NOW ARE WE GONNA STAND FOR THAT???

*Grumbles and random no's*

Jorgenson: I SAID, ARE WE GONNA STAND FOR THIS???

Crowd: NO! NO! NO!

Jorgenson: Do you know why? I'm gonna tell ya why! Because its time the people had more say in this government! Only then will we truly be represented!

*Crowd cheers as Jorgenson and Gaylen grab their brooms and hold them over their heads. The crowd eventualy dispurts singing "Our Mighty Fortress*

Jorgenson to the midget: This is working out better then the emperor could ever hope.....

*Colonel McDaniel rushes with papers galore, the C&C room is in a buzz as many news flashes in LOTI are happening.*

MCD: I have the reports here sir.
Aronar: About damn time, lets have it then.
MCD: Well, it appears 2 Edenstein fighters crashed in LOTI after having engine trouble. They were being escorted to VR by WPB fighters when COC shot at them declaring they couldn't fly in LOTO air space. They both ejected and were picked up by Manarthian and COC forces.
Aronar: Interesting...
MCD: Also, COC has been attacked by the the former head of the Manarthian government, they want revenge I believe sir. The Locks have been bombed and are now severly damaged, but intel doesn't have the status. COC has suffered terrible losses in the civy department, and a destroyer was bombed as well. Manarth has been attacked as well but intel doesn't know anything about that yet.
Aronar: Hmm, just great...well, can't say I'm not surprised, COC never did like Edenstein, but this whole Manarth thing could be trouble especially if they're trying to take out key targets. Wire a call to your brother and tell him to keep an eye out on that boat, things could get tricky with all those officers and no more than 5 guards a piece.
MCD: But what about you know who?
Aronar: I know he'll be fine, he'll do his duty, its all those other poor souls I'd worry about if they attack that liner, 5 guards per group isn't much if they plan the raid right. If you've got some of the higher ranking officials of certain more powerful nations, you'd send more than a bunch of jabronies to take a ship.
MCD: Thats true, you think Andy will be okay?
Aronar: He should be fine, the marines are our best, and hes got one of the best at his side, plus you know your brother is more than capable of defending himself.
MCD: I know, I just hope those terrorists don't attack the ship, Edenstein alone would unleash hell on them.
Aronar: Too true...
Aronar: Also put all bases on notice and go to high alert, I don't want flack to fall anywhere near us.
MCD: Yes sir!

*McDaniel goes to the lower officers at random consoles and begins preparations. Aronar sits back in the chair and chugs the coffee he has left.*

Aronar: This is going to be a long night...again...

*Emperor Ed and Admiral Ulonov are sitting in the emperors office discussing the developments in the LOTI/LETI region*

Ulonov: Well it looks like our pilots ditched over the lake, they had been fired upon by CoC and decided that it was best just to bail.

Ed: Where are the pilots now,

Ulonov: Well Lt. Cmdr Onotov was picked up by a CoC PT boat.....

Ed: What of the other pilot *looks down at papers* Captain.... Ulonov...... *he looks up at Admiral Ulonov*

Ulonov: Well... umm yes, Captain Ulonov was picked up by a Manarthian Helo and was taken to a mash unit by buffolo, There is no word yet on his condition.

Ed: Arn't you worried about him?

Ulonov: I'm worried about all the men and women under my command.

Ed: I see, what is the status of the LOTI/LETI Conference?

Ulonov: Lt. Zofia and Lt Gen Tempco are on the boat, now... I havn't heard from them lately,

Ed: I see, *looks over some more files* I see there is a major unrest and disorganization in the loti region and in loto command, it looks as if they really havn't figured it out quite yet. And now with this whole uprising.... looks like CoC has finally angered one to many nations...

Ulonov: It appears so, what do you want us to do sir?

Ed: I want all of our ports to have security stepped up.. I don't want anything happening to our troops, also, wire a message to manarth and CoC..... *thinks for a second* Yes.. and CoC, time to start rebuilding those bridges, if they won't we can start...... Still don't trust the asses but you know... Offer them any medical, or security forces that they request..... also ask for our pilots back... i don't think it should be a problem from manarth but, CoC will probably want to try him for war crimes or something like that.

Ulonov: I'll wire them immediatly

Ed: Thank you Ulonov, *ulonov gets up and walks our of the office, Ed continues looking over the papers*

*LETI Newsbreak*

"Talks End As Proenzastan Officially Surrender Unconditionally to Crippleslovenia"

Babyfood, HB- The deadlock in talks between Crippleslovenia, Proenzastan and various allied nations finally ended today in the signing of the unconditional surrender of Proenzastan. Although the final details have not been released, the basic details are:

1. The Holy Empire of Proenzastan officially becomes a part of the Holy Empire of Crippleslovenia.

2. The Armed Forces of Proenzastan officially part of the Armed Forces of Crippleslovenia.

3. The Island of Dr. Klan becomes officially a colony of Crippleslovenia.

4. The Dominion of Samsylvannia is authorized to build a naval/air base of the island.

5. The Holy Empire of Henceland Omega receives 1 billion dollars in reparations.

6. Crippleslovenia officially annexes Dubelco.

More information when it comes in.

*End Tranmission*

*LETI Newsbreak*

"Talks End As Proenzastan Officially Surrender Unconditionally to Crippleslovenia"

Babyfood, HB- The deadlock in talks between Crippleslovenia, Proenzastan and various allied nations finally ended today in the signing of the unconditional surrender of Proenzastan. Although the final details have not been released, the basic details are:

1. The Holy Empire of Proenzastan officially becomes a part of the Holy Empire of Crippleslovenia.

2. The Armed Forces of Proenzastan officially part of the Armed Forces of Crippleslovenia.

3. The Island of Dr. Klan becomes officially a colony of Crippleslovenia.

4. The Dominion of Samsylvannia is authorized to build a naval/air base of the island.

5. The Holy Empire of Henceland Omega receives 1 billion dollars in reparations.

6. Crippleslovenia officially annexes Dubelco.

More information when it comes in.

*End Tranmission*

::From his lair::

Slotter: Yeah?

Larry: We're in boss...

Slotter: Excellent! Proceed with Operation Gilligan...

Larry: Yes boss...

*Emperor R. Thro Gryposis III, landing in the island of Dr. Klan, newly acquired by Crippleslovenia*

Gryposis: Ahh, it's good to be back on the mountaintop.

Officer: Yes sir, but the mountain is very inaccessible, we must begin building a ramp.

Gryposis: HAHA!!!! YES! *Looking off in the distance* Hmm, I think I need to do some acquiring....

Officer: What do you mean sir?

Gryposis: You'll see.....

*LETI Newsflash*

Apparently a jokester working @ LETI News decided to announce that Crippleslovnia was annexing Dubelco. Even though it is a hillarious scenario, it is unfounded @ this time.

*watching LETI News Emperor Ed pages his secretary*

Ed: Janet, didn't we annex Dubelco?
Janet: No sir...
Ed: Is there a lot of paper work to fill out?
Janet: Yes sir, but for me to fill it out, you'd have to pay me a lot more then what you are now...
Ed: Ok thanks Janet.

*He goes back to the TV and watches Cartoons*

* A glider flies over Edenstein landing at the capital one dark night. The man paraschutes and lands outside the courtyard. He procedes to plant C-4 on the statue of the emperor and remotely explodes it. *

Man: Take thatz you zilly foolz.

* A glider flies over Edenstein landing at the capital one dark night. The man paraschutes and lands outside the courtyard. He procedes to plant C-4 on the statue of the emperor and remotely explodes it. *

Man: Take thatz you zilly foolz.

OOC: Lol.. thats funny... ok time for me to be like CoC

1. There isn't a statue of the Emperor in Linux
2. How did you get past radar?
3. The gaurds?
4. Search lights?
5. Big ferocious dogs?

On the way out
6. Big walls around the Kremlin errr umm Edenstein Governmnet Buildings
7. Gaurds?
8. Search lights?
9. Big Ferocious dogs?

I'll go with it though.

IC: *The Emperor is sitting in his office when he hears an explosion from out in the square, The Emperor's prized statue of Sparky the Wonder Dog has been destroyed. He turns and looks out to the square as the searchlights come on to find the person, they zero in on him trying to scale the COLOSSOL walls surrounding the Kremlin... errr ummm Edenstein government buildings and the square. The Big Ferocious dogs with big ferocious teeth start to decend upon what looks to be a frenchmen.... The gaurds manning the 50 Caliber Machine guns turn their attention on this man.... And open up fire.... The Emperor turns back to his papers as the sounds of the machine guns and dogs take out the frenchman*

Ed: Silly French.... *Rings buzzer* Janet...

Janet: Yes Sir

Ed Send a fruit basket to Freedom people, and the remains if their are any left to the family... don't charge them for the Bullets...

Janet: Yes Sir. I will once the shooting stops.

*The emperor goes back to his crossword puzzle*

* A hidden voice laughs ... muaha ha ha .. Sparky is gone!*

OOC: I was orginally going to enter with a plane.. Wouldnt a hangglide be less noticable.. you know no noise .. little pattern on radar. Sorta like a bat.

* A hidden voice laughs ... muaha ha ha .. Sparky is gone!*

OOC: I was orginally going to enter with a plane.. Wouldnt a hangglide be less noticable.. you know no noise .. little pattern on radar. Sorta like a bat.

OOC: Hanglided from where though?

*The Night Comm officer who oversees end of day reports from all of the embassies back at Edenstein Headquaters, notices that all of them have been transmited except for the one in New Clark City, he tries dialing into their system but to no avail, he goes over to the night duty officer and talks to him*

Comm: Sir, we havn't recived an end of day transmission from New Clark City.
Duty O: Did you try contacting them?
Comm: Yes sir, no response.
Duty o: Ok try and get someone in that CoC Government, find out what the hell is going on, maybe there elecrtical grid is down...
Comm: Yes Sir.

::From the Hence Palace::

Corran: Hey Rom, how's that shuttle coming along?

Rom: Heh heh. Coming. It's doing just fine Elwood. Hopefully we'll have something ready in a week or two. That baby'll leave the atmosphere for a bit.

Corran: Do you have a name for it?

Rom: Of course. Its going to be called "The Penetrator" since its going to be the first HO ship to penetrate the atmosphere.

Corran: Ha ha. You and your names...

Tempest: ::running in:: Your Henceness! We are getting a call from Ritsuko! The ship is being evacuated!

Corran: Oh? Is everyone ok?

Tempest: Well yes, but Fifel Hoover says its chaos out there in the Atlantic. And Citan reports a sighting of Avalanche.

Corran: Avalanche? Great... Just what we need. Well uh, tell Fifel Hoover to keep an eye on things...

Tempest: Yes sir, oh and did you have a statement regarding the terrorism in CoC?

Corran: No.

Tempest: Umm.... ok... ::scratches head and leaves::

::From his lair::

Slotter: What is the current status?

Butch: Well, the C-Handposition was placed in the engine room, exploding it and putting a hole in the hull (size to be determined later by Manarth...) We're thinking it should start to sink.

Slotter: And the idiots were in the room when it detonated?

Butch: Yes, Larry Laughertee and Eugene Milfman both were in there.

Slotter: Does it look like LETI started incident?

Butch: I don't know...

Slotter: Well, knowing those ASSES at FootCoC, they'll blame Edenstein, Samsylvannia, or Henceland Omega, or all three. And that's exactly what I want.

Butch: Sir?

Slotter: You just wait and see... recall everyone back here. We'll sit tight and see what happens...

*Zofia and tempco Materialize in the Edenstein Palace, soaking wet but with out bullet holes*

Zofia: WTF?
Tempco: Yeah WTF?

*A man in a lab coat walks up to them he starts to speak with a slightly german accent*

Scientist: It Verks! It Verks! I knew it vould verk!

Zofia: Care to Explain?

Scientist: A moleculor de-scrambler re-configuator!!!!!

Tempco: You mean a transporter?

Scientist: In Zie Laymen Terms, Yes... Ve had a lock ons you with your palm pilots.... und vhen ve learned about sie bomb, ve teleported you out...

Zofia: Is it Safe?

*The scientist mumbles in coherently, mentioning something about cheese*

Scientist: Vell gut to haves you back, Ja?

*We walks back into his lab to tinker with thinks... umm things, Zofia and Tempco go into de-briefing*

*Zofia and tempco Materialize in the Edenstein Palace, soaking wet but with out bullet holes*

Zofia: WTF?
Tempco: Yeah WTF?

*A man in a lab coat walks up to them he starts to speak with a slightly german accent*

Scientist: It Verks! It Verks! I knew it vould verk!

Zofia: Care to Explain?

Scientist: A moleculor de-scrambler re-configuator!!!!!

Tempco: You mean a transporter?

Scientist: In Zie Laymen Terms, Yes... Ve had a lock ons you with your palm pilots.... und vhen ve learned about sie bomb, ve teleported you out...

Zofia: Is it Safe?

*The scientist mumbles in coherently, mentioning something about cheese*

Scientist: Vell gut to haves you back, Ja?

*We walks back into his lab to tinker with thinks... umm things, Zofia and Tempco go into de-briefing*

OOC: I'm not even going to bother with this. Oh is Wayne is going to be angry. :x

OOC: I don't want to get into a fight, the thing is, the only reason we sent a delegation to that stupid conference was to talk about the damn locks.... and then the whole damn terrorist thing.. look whatever if wayne gets mad I don't care... he had no right to have a carrier and a submarine filled with spec ops marines tailing your ship, and completly taking over the damn ship... whatever. I've about had it with dealing with you people.

*Statment*

To: Anyone who reads it
From: C&C of Dubelco

Dubelco, once again has noticed to some strange happenings, as certain regions have ceased to exist, namingly:
1. The Holy Empire of Bentonapolis
2. The Rogue Nation of Conrent
3. The Kingdom of Me262
4. The Holy Republic of Keenarctica
Dubelco has decided to annex these lands and everything that pertains to them, as we did with DDPP. Troops were parachuted in over night and and transports with armor and standard troops are on their way chugging towards the waters with support. Our air force has already sent out Sqaudrons to scout the area and our pre-emptive force has already begun in securing the area. We have made many wise choices in the planning of this annexation, and have not "left any hole open". We now claim these lands to be a part of The Holy Empire of Dubelco. Thank you.

* The upperleaders of VR and members of the TRA are angry at the handling of the delegations by CoC. Talks of repermanding are in progress. *