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OOC Planning Thread-- Me VS. Kraven (ATTN: Allies of Kraven or me) - Page 4

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Whyatica
14-04-2006, 17:28
Alright then.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PYTHOGRIA, MORE THAN 4 LINES WOULD BE NICE!!!!!!
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 17:29
Alright then.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PYTHOGRIA, MORE THAN 4 LINES WOULD BE NICE!!!!!!

Hey, there's not really much to say...
Axis Nova
14-04-2006, 17:32
500mm railguns can go 300km, according to DMG.

Depending on power sources, sure.

Hitting anything at that range is another matter entirely, of course, as it'll take a while for the round to travel...
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 17:33
Depending on power sources, sure.

Hitting anything at that range is another matter entirely, of course, as it'll take a while for the round to travel...

(I use nuclear reactors)

But these are slow ships we're talking about.
Axis Nova
14-04-2006, 17:36
(I use nuclear reactors)

But these are slow ships we're talking about.

At those ranges it doesn't really matter.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 17:38
At those ranges it doesn't really matter.

If Iaim at the front of a slow moving shipa t long range, I can expect to hit the center. I won't be using it against small ships though.
Northford
14-04-2006, 17:39
reply to me in thread when you got a chance... and nice map, but i'd put it onto pain, unless you want people to think your 13 years old... (just kidding)
Northford
14-04-2006, 17:52
http://img488.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pythogria3yg.jpg

I just did that for ya mate, cos a) i was bored, and b) i thought people might want it... tell me what you think
Spit break
14-04-2006, 18:26
wow what did i miss while i was sleeeping?
Lost Hills
14-04-2006, 18:30
Whyatica, I forgot to include any damage from your naval guns. I will incorporate that into a later post. Sorry.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 18:39
can some one get me up to speed about every thing including how far inland the invasion is
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 18:41
can some one get me up to speed about every thing including how far inland the invasion is

Me and Cravan bombed the Kravens.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 18:43
has kraven and his allies mad it to the mountains yet?
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 18:56
http://img488.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pythogria3yg.jpg

I just did that for ya mate, cos a) i was bored, and b) i thought people might want it... tell me what you think

Pretty good... but it's a bit squished...
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 18:58
If I have time today, ill make one

I make pretty good ones too. Here is my map of my country.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b308/psychicwraith/country.jpg

Ill begin sometime tonight, unless I am going with Holly to the movies.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:00
If I have time today, ill make one

I make pretty good ones too. Here is my map of my country.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b308/psychicwraith/country.jpg

Ill begin sometime tonight, unless I am going with Holly to the movies.

Hey, you use SC4?
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 19:00
Hey, you use SC4?


With some unconventional modifications, yes. I can get a basic outline in about and hour. Details require more work, about half a weekend.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:01
*jaw drops* holy crap thats nice what program is that? also could i get a answer to my question?
Cravan
14-04-2006, 19:01
If I have time today, ill make one

I make pretty good ones too. Here is my map of my country.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b308/psychicwraith/country.jpg

Ill begin sometime tonight, unless I am going with Holly to the movies.

Cheater. You used Sim City. :p

Here's a map of my country:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/crave22/Cravan/cravan_map_phys_1_desc.jpg
Bow to my 1337 Photoshop skillz!!!!!
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:01
*jaw drops* holy crap thats nice what program is that? also could i get a answer to my question?

They're still in Icica. Geon is safe.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 19:03
Cheater. You used Sim City. :p

Here's a map of my country:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/crave22/Cravan/cravan_map_phys_1_desc.jpg
Bow to my 1337 Photoshop skillz!!!!!

Hey, it gets the job done. Plus it means I can actually play my country. That is an old map without the cities on it.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:04
They're still in Icica. Geon is safe.
ok good means the orbital drop target is still in are hands good ill be sending a message to your gov telling them not to shoot the pods
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:06
ok good means the orbital drop target is still in are hands good ill be sending a message to your gov telling them not to shoot the pods

Well, the Kraven troops already have to del with AN ORBITAL ATTACK, BOMBING RAIDS, AN INFANTRY RUSH, AND A TANK BLITZRIZIEG, but it's your drop.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:08
you see if my GINN's can take up defence positions in the mountains then can stop a advance while my navy opens fire and also lands BaCues on the ground
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:09
you see if my GINN's can take up defence positions in the mountains then can stop a advance while my navy opens fire and also lands BaCues on the ground

But the troops will be dead soon. The enemy ones. Save the drop for Kraven's shores.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 19:10
Well Pythogria, the good news is that I can start on your map. Bad news...Going to the movies tonight with my (soon to be girlfriend hopefully *crosses fingers*) friend Holly. And now I am off to Capoeira. Adios mis amigos from Eduardo down in Florida.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:11
good idea by then i might be able to fix problems with it and accully make it so they can stand up and fire a few rounds with out falling over but dont think i will
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:12
Well Pythogria, the good news is that I can start on your map. Bad news...Going to the movies tonight with my (soon to be girlfriend hopefully *crosses fingers*) friend Holly. And now I am off to Capoeira. Adios mis amigos from Eduardo down in Florida.

Good luck with Holly.

But yeah, thanks for the map.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:14
ya good luck but any way if the problem with the GINN cant be fixed i could make some changes to the CGUE's internal structure before i bring it out (the CGUE is my Command unit)
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:16
ya good luck but any way if the problem with the GINN cant be fixed i could make some changes to the CGUE's internal structure before i bring it out (the CGUE is my Command unit)

Now, it is your military, but I suggest you use tanks.
Cravan
14-04-2006, 19:18
Well Pythogria, the good news is that I can start on your map. Bad news...Going to the movies tonight with my (soon to be girlfriend hopefully *crosses fingers*) friend Holly. And now I am off to Capoeira. Adios mis amigos from Eduardo down in Florida.

*punches arm*

Good luck, Tiger. :p

Anyways...
If I get bothered enough to reinstall SC4 I could work on it for you, too.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:18
dont worry i still got tons of Linear Tanks and Artilery the Mobile suits are just increased support any way am sure i can fix the problem with GINN and use it to make the CGUE better and future models of the GINN of the production line
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:19
dont worry i still got tons of Linear Tanks and Artilery the Mobile suits are just increased support any way am sure i can fix the problem with GINN and use it to make the CGUE better and future models of the GINN of the production line

If you can make it practical in 2015, then I'd love to buy the design.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:23
am sure i can after all modern air craft need computers to stay in the air.......so a extremly good OS should fix about 75% of the problem then just chenge in fram of the legs so the weight is distrobuted more evenly i should work
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:24
am sure i can after all modern air craft need computers to stay in the air.......so a extremly good OS should fix about 75% of the problem then just chenge in fram of the legs so the weight is distrobuted more evenly i should work

Actually... yes, it would. But it's still slow and it really can't be armored.
Northford
14-04-2006, 19:27
Py, what am I looking out the windows at??

Anything in particular, or can I make it up as I go along?
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:27
thats were hills and mountains com in and there fire power for Example the CGUE has a shield that shield has a Chain gun in it (thats why it didn't come out same time as the GINN)
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:28
Py, what am I looking out the windows at??

Anything in particular, or can I make it up as I go along?

You'd see the city, clouds, other Carryalls carrying tanks and trucks, and most likely other airplanes.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:29
thats were hills and mountains com in and there fire power for Example the CGUE has a shield that shield has a Chain gun in it (thats why it didn't come out same time as the GINN)
The shield would get destroyed, not to mention recoil...
Amazonian Beasts
14-04-2006, 19:29
Holy SNAP that was a lot to read...
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:30
Holy SNAP that was a lot to read...

Lol!
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:30
The shield would get destroyed, not to mention recoil...
....why do you think it hasn't been deployed yet problems to fix
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:31
....why do you think it hasn't been deployed yet problems to fix

You know, a tank will always be better.
Amazonian Beasts
14-04-2006, 19:33
You know, a tank will always be better.
Agreed, tanks are efficient and the bigger you build 'em, the more you can cram on.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:33
Agreed, tanks are efficient and the bigger you build 'em, the more you can cram on.

Well, to an extent. Ever heard of the Maus?
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:34
untill high PMT ya but tech need to be perfected besides am a mech guy besides the war is going are way right now once we control the sea the tide will turn
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:36
untill high PMT ya but tech need to be perfected besides am a mech guy besides the war is going are way right now once we control the sea the tide will turn

Explain how your meach could withstand this:

Several MBTs swarm the slow, unarmored monstrosty, and blast leg joints, making it fall over.

But yes, once Whyatica is repelled, and Kraven forced out, this tide will turn.
Amazonian Beasts
14-04-2006, 19:37
Well, to an extent. Ever heard of the Maus?
Nope. But certainly if you were to build something huge, like the size of a carrier it'd be a little...problomatic.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:37
um with low armor my mobile suits would be with a tank division and infentry
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:38
Nope. But certainly if you were to build something huge, like the size of a carrier it'd be a little...problomatic.

The Maus:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzer_VIII_Maus
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:38
um with low armor my mobile suits would be with a tank division and infentry

Ah. Then this:

I use my IFVs, to annihilate infantry, and my tanks to destroy yours. Then I blast your maech's legs.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:42
Ah. Then this:

I use my IFVs, to annihilate infantry, and my tanks to destroy yours. Then I blast your maech's legs.
ya but the GINN's fire power will help turn the tide so your tanks would go boom and your on my side not to mention i do got heli's
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:43
ya but the GINN's fire power will help turn the tide so your tanks would go boom and your on my side not to mention i do got heli's

I'll use my Meteorite bombers then.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:44
......your not the only one with air
Amazonian Beasts
14-04-2006, 19:47
Is this indicating that Spit and Pyth are going to war or something...

and I speeded up time a bit to get my (and Spits, I guess) to Pythogrian waters. If there's any Kraven guys left, I'll be deploying forces.
Meanwhile my navy's off to help LH.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:52
We're just having a debate. No war is planned.

Oh, and tell me, Spit, how will you get to the edge of space?
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:55
what do you mean the edge of space?
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 19:57
what do you mean the edge of space?
*****
------
_____

_=earth

-=sky

*=space

The Meteorite goes between * and -, leaning to *.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 19:59
English please?
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 20:00
English please?

That was English.

It goes right between space and the atmosphere. Pretty close to it, anyway.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 20:02
oh easy shuttles and a mass driver
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 20:03
oh easy shuttles and a mass driver

Easy, Brilliant Pebbles.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 20:06
am getting annoyed with you trying to shoot me down.........lol this is going to get me better at debates is social class
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 20:07
am getting annoyed with you trying to shoot me down.........lol this is going to get me better at debates is social class

Lol.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 20:09
any way lets get back to this war....which will lead to another debate tomorrow lol
Amazonian Beasts
14-04-2006, 20:27
Whenever Whaytica gets back, I'll be following up my initial attack.
Whyatica
14-04-2006, 20:28
I posted, suh.
Amazonian Beasts
14-04-2006, 20:30
I posted, suh.
Oops..didn't even know you were here right now. Ok, then I'll change that...when Kraven gets here, I'll go attack his land forces as well.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 20:30
alright we can get some were
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 20:44
Did Pythogria ever put his map up?

PS, I still think an infantry squad is superior to any MBT.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 20:46
the map is up just go back a few pages
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 20:48
It's so beautiful...
Spit break
14-04-2006, 20:49
its good for 2D but the guy with a name so long am not going to spell it is making a better map
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 20:51
its good for 2D but the guy with a name so long am not going to spell it is making a better map
Just call him Edonioernbparueghuir.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 20:52
ok any way this is getting interesting now
Whyatica
14-04-2006, 21:05
The AVLO active camo of the Xeons made them invisible to the naked eye, and the NCPCAS-12 Active Stealth System made the planes almost invisible to radar, using plasma to disrupt enemy radar signals.

Only five Xeons were lost in the battle, as the planes were able to evade radar and IR detection. The Sparrows were some distance behind the Xeons, waiting for clearance to go and make a bombing run on the enemy fleet.

You do realize that active camo is utterly worthless against missiles, right, since missiles don't rely on visual confirmation? Your IR signature would be higher using your "Active Camoflauge". Also, your "Plasma RADAR Disruption" wouldn't work either, since you don't know what amplitude and frequency you have to cancel until the missile hits you.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 21:08
he is correct and Whyatica my Fleet and amazonia's fleet have done a torpedo attack he's got over 100 fish in the water and i got 48 fish in the water
Lost Hills
14-04-2006, 21:18
You do realize that active camo is utterly worthless against missiles, right, since missiles don't rely on visual confirmation? Your IR signature would be higher using your "Active Camoflauge". Also, your "Plasma RADAR Disruption" wouldn't work either, since you don't know what amplitude and frequency you have to cancel until the missile hits you.

Don't take it up with me; take it up with Tyrandis. It's his technology. I'm just following his guidelines. Here's (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=454946) the thread.


Stealth:

The TSF-620 Xeon employs technologies to significantly reduce RADAR Cross Section (RCS), infrared signature, electromagnetic signature, visual signature and aural signature. RCS reduction represents the paramount feature considered in TPMI/EC's design. To reduce RCS, the TSF-620 employs a geometrically based radar dispersing configuration. Developed utilizing computational RCS modeling using Brewster's Angle, this configuration uses facets approximated by curvelinear, polynomial sections intended to reflect RF energy away from hostile receiver sets. Ultimate RCS reduction for the Xeon, however, is dependent upon a combination of bandpass external skins, internal shaping and the implementation of the NCPCAS-12 Active Stealth System.

NCPCAS-12 Active Stealth System

Between the external bandpass skins and the internal graphite hull backed by an alloy geodetic structure is a cavity. Within this cavity a low temperature plasma is achieved. This plasma, as manipulated by the TSF-620’s ASPIS integrated electronic warfare system, provides an unparalleled level of active stealth technology whereby incoming RADAR energy is substantially disrupted such that return signal is reduced to undetectable levels or chaotic, undecipherable signals. Rather than rely solely upon external shaping, the TSF-620's stealth technology adapts to frequency and bandwidth, allowing maximum low observance performance against all air-to-air and ground based RADAR types alike.

Reduction of IR emissions is achieved through the use of a dedicated engine bay cooling/IR signature reduction system, integrated in the twin TC-250-PW-60 hybrid turbofan engines. This contains a liquid nitrogen coolant, which is injected into a cavity between the internal and external walls of the Xeon's powerplant.

Aural signature is reduced in part through the NCPCAS-12. For enhanced aural signature reduction, the TSF-620 Xeon Air Superiority Fighter features Active Frequency Damping (AFD) and comparable active noise control systems. Visual signature is reduced through a chloro-flurosulphonic acid that is injected into the exhaust gases of the Xeon's powerplant, eliminating engine vapor contrails.



AVLO "Chameleon" Smart Skin - This is a visual camouflage system that is meshed with the exterior carbon skin. Through use of a number of minature photo-receptors that are mounted throughout the aircraft, the AVLO first takes in the overall color that surrounds the aircraft and processes it. It then transfers this data to the fiber-optics that are embedded in the aircraft's skin, which is manipulated by a separate computer. The AVLO then changes the color of these light-sensitive diodes to match the TSF-620's surroundings, rendering the aircraft virtually invisible against any neutral background (sky, ocean).
Cravan
14-04-2006, 21:34
Pyth, check TGs.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 21:39
Has anyone else seen this video?
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1137147844/Brief_Message_From_Iraqi_Insurgency
It's worth watching.
Cravan
14-04-2006, 21:41
Saw that one a while ago over at Revora. Huge debate over it, too, whether it was authentic or not.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 21:41
Pyth, check TGs.

Responded.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 21:43
Saw that one a while ago over at Revora. Huge debate over it, too, whether it was authentic or not.
Do you think it was?
Cravan
14-04-2006, 21:44
Do you think it was?

Meh... I'm still divided.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 21:45
Meh... I'm still divided.
Yeah, it's hard to say.
The Kraven Corporation
14-04-2006, 21:50
Im back from work, and my conference, im currently stuffing my face with a take away Korma, so ill have a post up in a about 30 minutes or so all being well, sorry for the delay, RL time constraints and what not :)
Toopoxia
14-04-2006, 21:51
hey Kraven, you seemed to not notice my last post, would you supply one of my guys with explosives/weapons if he came along?
The Kraven Corporation
14-04-2006, 21:54
hey Kraven, you seemed to not notice my last post, would you supply one of my guys with explosives/weapons if he came along?

It totaly depends on who he speaks to, its known that your one of the only nations supporting Kraven, so if you can prove your Toopoxian and not a spy, then you may survive, or end up in the same cell as Leah (which btw i will get round to in the next post)
Whyatica
14-04-2006, 22:15
Some of the first ring of cruisers sunk. "Attack the subs!"

Destroyers used a special type of depth charge. It moved like a torpoedo, but had guidance and an area of effect.

You mean...hm....A TORPEDO!?

I
WANT
MORE
THAN
TWO
LINES
POR
FAVOR
Lost Hills
14-04-2006, 22:16
I'm heading out for the night. I'll check back tomorrow morning (EDT).
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 22:16
You mean...hm....A TORPEDO!?

I
WANT
MORE
THAN
TWO
LINES
POR
FAVOR

Sorry, it's just that I have trouble finding ways to extend everything. Suggestions?
Questers
14-04-2006, 22:17
Some of the first ring of cruisers sunk. "Attack the subs!"

Destroyers used a special type of depth charge. It moved like a torpoedo, but had guidance and an area of effect.

You mean like a normal torpedo does?
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 22:17
You mean...hm....A TORPEDO!?

I
WANT
MORE
THAN
TWO
LINES
POR
FAVOR
Don't be greedy, I haven't been mentioned in, like, 5 pages.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 22:17
You mean like a normal torpedo does?

FINE, it's a ship-launched torpedo...
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 22:22
FINE, it's a ship-launched torpedo...
I'm pretty sure those are called Surface-to-Underwater (SUM) missiles.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 22:23
I'm pretty sure those are called Surface-to-Underwater (SUM) missiles.

AaRrGgHh!

Well, I've been owned in naval knowledge...
Questers
14-04-2006, 22:25
No, they're torpedoes. ASuMs won't have that much of an 'area effect.'
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 22:26
No, they're torpedoes. ASuMs won't have that much of an 'area effect.'
Torps, got it.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 22:26
Don't be greedy, I haven't been mentioned in, like, 5 pages.
That was sort of a hint to Kraven.
I can't RP til you reply to my posts.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 22:27
No, they're torpedoes. ASuMs won't have that much of an 'area effect.'
Torps do?
Toopoxia
14-04-2006, 22:28
Hey Pyth, how do I get around in your nation?
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 22:29
Hey Pyth, how do I get around in your nation?

Footpaths, conveyor belts, and bullet trains, plus ferries and Caryalls or normal planes.
Toopoxia
14-04-2006, 22:52
if I wern't so sure that you're a nice guy I'd swear you were making it hard for me.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 22:53
if I wern't so sure that you're a nice guy I'd swear you were making it hard for me.

It's the truth. When my nation doesn't want you somewhere, it goes to great length.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 22:53
OOC: Yes. ARMY. With supplies, and camps, and such. One man... No.
Wouldn't it be easier for one man, though? Not having to worry about logistics?
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 22:54
Wouldn't it be easier for one man, though? Not having to worry about logistics?

No. A bunch of infantry can carry enough food. One man, no.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 22:58
were talking about torpedos now?
Cravan
14-04-2006, 22:59
K, Pyth. Check TGs.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 22:59
were talking about torpedos now?
Don't worry, dude, torpedoes don't need food.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 23:00
what???????
Cravan
14-04-2006, 23:02
K. Check TGs again. I found hosting.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:02
what???????
hehe.
Just kiddin.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 23:02
WTF drug are you on man?
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:04
WTF drug are you on man?
Guinness Extra Stout, usually.
Toopoxia
14-04-2006, 23:06
i really did just lol at that, k, I'm sure someone could fit enough food in a backpack to travel across country, god knows there hav been people who half walked places with less food, and this guys a secret agent, them guys really fit, how far is it to get to Icica from Gia or whatever it's called.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:06
i really did just lol at that, k, I'm sure someone could fit enough food in a backpack to travel across country, god knows there hav been people who half walked places with less food, and this guys a secret agent, them guys really fit, how far is it to get to Icica from Gia or whatever it's called.

To Icica from Geon?

About 100 miles.
Toopoxia
14-04-2006, 23:09
To Icica from Geon?

About 100 miles.

k, if I travelled to a City closer to Icica would that work?
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:10
k, if I travelled to a City closer to Icica would that work?
Actually, Geon is closest. But Florernst only has plains to go through.
Toopoxia
14-04-2006, 23:10
and how far is Florernst?
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:11
and how far is Florernst?


Around 200 miles, but you may be able to smuggle in a car...
Toopoxia
14-04-2006, 23:17
Around 200 miles, but you may be able to smuggle in a car...

How?
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:18
How?

Oh, I'm sure someone could miss the patrols and find a little flaw in my cliff. Big enough to, say, drive on... Land the car in a boat, and drive it up.
Cravan
14-04-2006, 23:18
Alright Pyth. If you didn't already see it and are reading it, I've got hosting for the document. Should be good.

I just hope my host doesn't mind...
Whyatica
14-04-2006, 23:18
I have an announcement.


From now on I will be ignoring posts that make no sense. That means you, spit break.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:18
Just call him Edonioernbparueghuir.

Just call me Ed!!!! Or Eduardo!! Or my real name, Eduardo Ortiz Montañez-Miró Mercédes!!

:p
Cravan
14-04-2006, 23:19
I have an announcement.


From now on I will be ignoring posts that make no sense. That means you, spit break.

Good plan.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:21
Alright Pyth. If you didn't already see it and are reading it, I've got hosting for the document. Should be good.

I just hope my host doesn't mind...

Saved.
Toopoxia
14-04-2006, 23:22
Eduardo Ortiz Montañez-Miró Mercédes!!

that is either the coolest name in the world or your kidding, your kidding right?

k, Pyth, i'ma guess that this little glitch in the Cliffs is gonna happen so I can just post up with no worries about a massive patrol boat turning up.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:23
I have an announcement.


From now on I will be ignoring posts that make no sense. That means you, spit break.
???
Spit break is usually just reacting to the crazy shit I say...
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:23
that is either the coolest name in the world or your kidding, your kidding right?

k, Pyth, i'ma guess that this little glitch in the Cliffs is gonna happen so I can just post up with no worries about a massive patrol boat turning up.

Yep, but if you do find a patrol boat, it's basically a small shi pwith two cannons, a few machine guns, and a few AA missiles. Very fast too.

But you won't find one, unless you want to RP a CLOSE call.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:24
that is either the coolest name in the world or your kidding, your kidding right?

k, Pyth, i'ma guess that this little glitch in the Cliffs is gonna happen so I can just post up with no worries about a massive patrol boat turning up.

Not kidding at all. Each of those are last names.

Dad's Last name: Ortiz
Moms"": Montanez
Dad's Mom "": Miro
Mom's Mom's "" Mercedes

And yet I dont have a middle name...
Whyatica
14-04-2006, 23:24
???
Spit break is usually just reacting to the crazy shit I say...

OOC: FOR THE LAST TIME ITS ZAFT!! Z A F T OK?

as the enmy fleet moved away the ZAFT air force moved for the attack

Pilot: this is Sky Hawk Bravo 2 enemy fleet in range dropping torps

Pilot2: this is Sky Blazer Alpha 1 confirming fish in water from sky hawks coming up on target Torps away!

many torpedos 344 in all came in from the air craft and Spearhead Fighters fired Anti-Sub missiles into the water at enemy subs

This shit makes no sense to me.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:26
TaKE OFF EVERY ZIG!!!
Whyatica
14-04-2006, 23:27
For Great Justice!
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:27
ZAFT!?! You mean like the Zodiac Alliance of Freedom Treaty in Gundam Seed? Great Anime. I have the theme song by T.M. Revolution. That explains the GINNS...I myself am more of the MGS fan...
Spit break
14-04-2006, 23:27
how so well you could atleast get the name right
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:28
Wait, at first is was sort of like Engrish, but then I realized something:
Spit Break, learn how to punctuate!
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:28
For Great Justice!

For the good of Icica and the Glory of the Empire!
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:28
For Aiur!!
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:30
ZAFT!?! You mean like the Zodiac Alliance of Freedom Treaty in Gundam Seed? Great Anime.
I disagree!!!
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:30
how so well you could atleast get the name right


Im a fan of Gundams. Gotta know my Gundamology...

And 2pox, That is my real name, but I go by Ed cause it is shorter and most women call me Eddy...Like Eddy Gordo from Tekken...cause I do Capoeira...
Whyatica
14-04-2006, 23:30
how so well you could atleast get the name right

Make some goddamn sense.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 23:30
correct and ya great anime
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:31
For Aiur!!

For Honor and Glory!!!
Spit break
14-04-2006, 23:31
Make some goddamn sense.
ok in plain english

how does it not make any sense?, and get the name ZAFT right will ya
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:31
For Honor and Glory!!!
En Taru Tassadar!
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:32
En Taru Tassadar!

En Taro Adun!
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:32
En Taru Tassadar!
I have returned!
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:33
Ok ok ok Pythogria, we are such Starcraft nerds...and I am a Starcraft/Gundam/Metal Gear/Tekken/Shadows of the Colossus/Legend of Zelda/FFVII/Full Metal Alchemist Junkie...
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:33
I have returned!

Kos Taradas!
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:34
Ok ok ok Pythogria, we are such Starcraft nerds...and I am a Starcraft/Gundam/Metal Gear/Tekken/Shadows of the Colossus/Legend of Zelda/FFVII/Full Metal Alchemist Junkie...

Well, I'm a Starcraft ned CLASS 7!

Anyway, enough silliness.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 23:34
Ok ok ok Pythogria, we are such Starcraft nerds...and I am a Starcraft/Gundam/Metal Gear/Tekken/Shadows of the Colossus/Legend of Zelda/FFVII/Full Metal Alchemist Junkie...
you seen Seed Destiny yet?
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:34
BTW You guys know what Capoeira is right? A little off topic but...
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:34
you seen Seed Destiny yet?
I saw the first episode and I believe I have the theme song "Thunderbird" by T.M. Revolution.
Toopoxia
14-04-2006, 23:35
in the words of Homer Simpson

"You're all nuts!"
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:35
BTW You guys know what Capoeira is right? A little off topic but...
Capoeira is so cool...
The Kraven Corporation
14-04-2006, 23:35
http://www.vgmetal.com/music/tetris.mp3 :eek: :cool:
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:36
in the words of Homer Simpson

"You're all nuts!"

True, but my name and mad Capoeira skillz get me the ladies :p just playing man. I enjoy hanging with you guys. But I dont have too much time. Holly'll be over...
Spit break
14-04-2006, 23:36
I saw the first episode and I believe I have the theme song "Thunderbird" by T.M. Revolution.
Destiny is pretty cool they've made a side story called StarGazer that coming out in may also Seed 3 will be coming next year
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:39
Capoeira is so cool...

Thnx. I have only done it a year, but my nickname is Suelo. It means "Ground" because I do alot of ground work. Some people also call me Pena (Sorrow) because I always look sad...
Nakanaori
14-04-2006, 23:41
finally, the last post!!! i've spent the last 30 minutes reading through random nonsense from page 47 - 61!!! arghhhhh...
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:42
finally, the last post!!! i've spent the last 30 minutes reading through random nonsense from page 47 - 61!!! arghhhhh...


I dont believe we have met. I am Eduardo. How are you?
The Kraven Corporation
14-04-2006, 23:45
Pythogria: That is a blatant god mod, not one missile got through your Sat network, ok granted, some will be taken, out, but not every one... I'm allowing you to take a lot of liberties, like making it almost impossible to move anywhere or do anything, or land troops on your shores, because of 90 degree cliffs, lets try to be more accomodating, so that it is more fun for everyone, and stop letting people in the conflict, its already a dog pile enough without any more players.

Not meaning to cause offence, but some of the stuff is starting to get frustrating :)
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:46
Pythogria: That is a blatant god mod, not one missile got through your Sat network, ok granted, some will be taken, out, but not every one... I'm allowing you to take a lot of liberties, like making it almost impossible to move anywhere or do anything, or land troops on your shores, because of 90 degree cliffs, lets try to be more accomodating, so that it is more fun for everyone, and stop letting people in the conflict, its already a dog pile enough without any more players.

Not meaning to cause offence, but some of the stuff is starting to get frustrating :)

OK, I'll say... how about six sattelites are gone? And I'll close this to any more players.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:46
Wait...we are attacking Kraven's country now...I missed alot...
Nakanaori
14-04-2006, 23:47
I dont believe we have met. I am Eduardo. How are you?

LIAR!!! you're not Eduardo, you're Eduardo Ortiz-Mercedez-something-Msomething... I don't know, i got so confused. lol.

I'm fine, just a bit crazy now. lol. my forces aren't at Pythogria, yet. It takes a while since my nation is so far away...
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:49
True, but my name and mad Capoeira skillz get me the ladies :p just playing man. I enjoy hanging with you guys. But I dont have too much time. Holly'll be over...
Don't remind me :(
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:49
Pythogria: That is a blatant god mod, not one missile got through your Sat network, ok granted, some will be taken, out, but not every one... I'm allowing you to take a lot of liberties, like making it almost impossible to move anywhere or do anything, or land troops on your shores, because of 90 degree cliffs, lets try to be more accomodating, so that it is more fun for everyone, and stop letting people in the conflict, its already a dog pile enough without any more players.

Not meaning to cause offence, but some of the stuff is starting to get frustrating :)

Oh, and also, You can land inside the bay. quite easy in there. You just need to attack my fleet.
The Kraven Corporation
14-04-2006, 23:49
OK, I'll say... how about six sattelites are gone? And I'll close this to any more players.

Ok, cool, thanks for your understanding
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:49
LIAR!!! you're not Eduardo, you're Eduardo Ortiz-Mercedez-something-Msomething... I don't know, i got so confused. lol.

I'm fine, just a bit crazy now. lol. my forces aren't at Pythogria, yet. It takes a while since my nation is so far away...

Eduardo Ortiz Miró-Montañez Mercédes. I had switched Miro and Montanez earlier because I typed too fast...damn typoes

Oh and Pythogria, I am starting the outline of your country.
Spit break
14-04-2006, 23:50
any way i soon as the naval battle between Me,Amazonia Vs why....something is done ill be moving on
The Kraven Corporation
14-04-2006, 23:50
Oh, and also, You can land inside the bay. quite easy in there. You just need to attack my fleet.

alright cool,
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:50
Ok, cool, thanks for your understanding

Absolutely no problem.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:52
Eduardo Ortiz Miró-Montañez Mercédes. I had switched Miro and Montanez earlier because I typed too fast...damn typoes

Oh and Pythogria, I am starting the outline of your country.
Man, Irish surnames are so much easier. Just take one of your parent's first names and put "O'" on the beginning.
Nakanaori
14-04-2006, 23:52
I find it funny how there's a Cravan and a Kraven.
Pythogria
14-04-2006, 23:53
I find it funny how there's a Cravan and a Kraven.

Don't start that again. Please.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:53
I find it funny how there's a Cravan and a Kraven.
Hehe...
Cravan knows why I'm laughing.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:53
Man, Irish surnames are so much easier. Just take one of your parent's first names and put "O'" on the beginning.

True, but O'Riley isnt as sexy as Montañez...and Mercédes!!!
Nakanaori
14-04-2006, 23:54
Don't start that again. Please.

was that debated already? what page? i skimmed through page 1-40 lol.
Liberated New Ireland
14-04-2006, 23:55
True, but O'Riley isnt as sexy as Montañez...and Mercédes!!!
I've never met an Irishman named Riley (then again, I live in America...)
O'Michael is a pretty tight name though.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
14-04-2006, 23:58
I've never met an Irishman named Riley (then again, I live in America...)
O'Michael is a pretty tight name though.

Ok ok ok...in any case I am going out with an Irish woman tonight (Holly Nicole O'Connor) so you win this round...

Also I want to apologize for having such horrible posts in the war thread. I usually have better posts. Ive been busy (Finals, Capoeira, Holly, MGS3) but tomorrow I should be good. I usually listen to heavy metal and Matrix Soundtrack music as well as The Prodigy Rave music to get me in battle mode.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 00:00
Ok ok ok...in any case I am going out with an Irish woman tonight (Holly Nicole O'Connor) so you win this round...

Also I want to apologize for having such horrible posts in the war thread. I usually have better posts. Ive been busy (Finals, Capoeira, Holly, MGS3) but tomorrow I should be good. I usually listen to heavy metal and Matrix Soundtrack music as well as The Prodigy Rave music to get me in battle mode.
I usually listen to Rammstein while I read about/fight Kraven.
"Reise, Reise" should be their anthem.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 00:01
I usually listen to Rammstein while I read about/fight Kraven.
"Reise, Reise" should be their anthem.

I play that exact same song!!! That and Let the bodies hit the floor and "Die M*** F***"
Toopoxia
15-04-2006, 00:03
k, Pyth, I need the name of a City that's on or near a cliff, if there is any.
Cravan
15-04-2006, 00:05
I usually listen to Rammstein while I read about/fight Kraven.
"Reise, Reise" should be their anthem.

I'm listening to ska right here. Streetlight, Catch, OpIvy... You know.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 00:07
I'm listening to ska right here. Streetlight, Catch, OpIvy... You know.
Curently listening to the Misfits.
DIE DIE DIE, MY DARLING!!!
The Kraven Corporation
15-04-2006, 00:07
I usually listen to Rammstein while I read about/fight Kraven.
"Reise, Reise" should be their anthem.

Seen rammstein twice, fucking amazing, The OOC Kraven Anthem is V:28, Dead Shining Star and Megadeths, Symphony of Destruction :D

http://www.vendlus.com/v28-Dead%20Shining%20Star.mp3

Enjoy! (its V:28)
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 00:07
I'm listening to ska right here. Streetlight, Catch, OpIvy... You know.

Ska. I like Ska but I dont think I have ever used it to psyche me up... I play music depending on what emotion I should feel for a story. Battles are heavy metal, unless it is a final battle, then I play Weather Experience by The Prodigy or some Orchestraic war songs usually with a choir in it. Love songs (yes I have some) for love scences and slow piano music for a major death.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 00:09
Seen rammstein twice, fucking amazing, The OOC Kraven Anthem is V:28, Dead Shining Star and Megadeths, Symphony of Destruction :D

Nice. My theme song has to be Serial Thrilla by the Prodigy (for Capoeira anyway) and for Wars is Navras by Juno Reactor (Matrix Revolutions) :sniper:


Mortal Kombat theme song...;)
Toopoxia
15-04-2006, 00:11
I don't have an anthem, but if I did it'd be either David Bowie "Life on Mars" or Pink Floyd "Empty Spaces"
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 00:13
My people's anthem is Flogging Molly's "What's Left of The Flag".
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 00:14
My people's anthem is Flogging Molly's "What's Left of The Flag".

*teardrop and lighter*

Thats beautiful man...
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 00:16
*teardrop and lighter*

Thats beautiful man...
Speaking of which, "Drunken Lullabyes" is playing right now.
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess

Singin' drunken lullabyes!
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 00:16
Hey Ireland, if you want, I could give you the Boondock Saint's theme song :D
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 00:17
Speaking of which, "Drunken Lullabyes" is playing right now.
'Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess

Singin' drunken lullabyes!

Seven Deadly Sins!!!
AARGH!!
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 00:20
Hey Ireland, if you want, I could give you the Boondock Saint's theme song :D
Meh.
I'm gonna get it soon. As soon as I have money.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 00:21
Meh.
I'm gonna get it soon. As soon as I have money.

Who needs money when you can pirat...I mean...BUY music...yeah...buy it...
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 00:21
Who needs money when you can pirat...I mean...BUY music...yeah...buy it...
I don't pirate music I respect.
Usually.
Cravan
15-04-2006, 00:22
I love Limewire.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 00:23
Well Pythogria, 2pox, Ireland, Kraven, Cravan, and all others I have had the great pleasure in forum posting to, I bid you all farewell. I am changing and taking Miss Holly out to a wonderful night of dancing and dinner. I wish you all the luck of the Mexican/Puerto Rican kid known as Eduardo. And Pythogria I should have the outline of the map by tomorrow. Wish me luck.

¡Vaya con Dios!
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 00:24
I love Limewire.

Limewire too easy to track. I DONT use Azureus or if Im impatient, I DONT use this program that records music playing via stream...But I dont do that...
The Kraven Corporation
15-04-2006, 00:28
Seven Deadly Sins!!!
AARGH!!

I love that song, i saw flogging Molly in 2005 the Ruled somewhat..
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 00:42
Well Pythogria, 2pox, Ireland, Kraven, Cravan, and all others I have had the great pleasure in forum posting to, I bid you all farewell. I am changing and taking Miss Holly out to a wonderful night of dancing and dinner. I wish you all the luck of the Mexican/Puerto Rican kid known as Eduardo. And Pythogria I should have the outline of the map by tomorrow. Wish me luck.

¡Vaya con Dios!

I wish you luck!
Cravan
15-04-2006, 00:43
Well Pythogria, 2pox, Ireland, Kraven, Cravan, and all others I have had the great pleasure in forum posting to, I bid you all farewell. I am changing and taking Miss Holly out to a wonderful night of dancing and dinner. I wish you all the luck of the Mexican/Puerto Rican kid known as Eduardo. And Pythogria I should have the outline of the map by tomorrow. Wish me luck.

¡Vaya con Dios!

Go get her, Tiger!
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 00:43
k, Pyth, I need the name of a City that's on or near a cliff, if there is any.

Icica is close, and so is Florernst.
Toopoxia
15-04-2006, 00:50
Icica is close, and so is Florernst.

k, would it be possible for my Coral diver to sneak the C12 (courtesy of Kraven) into the Cliff wall below, detonate it and bring down the City of Florernst?
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 00:51
k, would it be possible for my Coral diver to sneak the C12 (courtesy of Kraven) into the Cliff wall below, detonate it and bring down the City of Florernst?

How powerful is C12?
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 00:52
Well Pythogria, 2pox, Ireland, Kraven, Cravan, and all others I have had the great pleasure in forum posting to, I bid you all farewell. I am changing and taking Miss Holly out to a wonderful night of dancing and dinner. I wish you all the luck of the Mexican/Puerto Rican kid known as Eduardo. And Pythogria I should have the outline of the map by tomorrow. Wish me luck.

¡Vaya con Dios!
Good Luck, man!
Toopoxia
15-04-2006, 00:53
I dunno, ask Kraven he's the one I got it from
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 00:56
I dunno, ask Kraven he's the one I got it from

Well, it'd need to be pretty darn powerful... I'm talking nuclear here... so, you could just blow ZefTec Fuel Storage #32. That would cause a fire. A BIG fire.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 01:03
Why hasn't anyone assassinated the Chitzelandi President yet?
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 01:04
Why hasn't anyone assassinated the Chitzelandi President yet?

Because he's almost fun to watch.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 01:05
Because he's almost fun to watch.
Almost.
Toopoxia
15-04-2006, 01:12
Well, it'd need to be pretty darn powerful... I'm talking nuclear here... so, you could just blow ZefTec Fuel Storage #32. That would cause a fire. A BIG fire.

deal, my guy'll be there in a while.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 01:13
OMFG, did Kraven go offline again?!
Cravan
15-04-2006, 01:14
OMFG, did Kraven go offline again?!

Looks like it...
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 01:15
Hey, Pythogria, where can I land my air force?
I finally got the freakin' planes.
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 01:16
Hey, Pythogria, where can I land my air force?
I finally got the freakin' planes.

You can land them at Iselia.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 01:17
You can land them at Iselia.
Alrighty.
Toopoxia
15-04-2006, 01:20
are there any guards in the Fuel dump? How many and how frequent?
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 01:22
are there any guards in the Fuel dump? How many and how frequent?

A few guards (20), armed, always.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 01:28
Damn, Jack thought to himself, next time I get really familiar with the crazy rules of these countries, grabbing the ciggarette tightly in his hands he forced the white tube towards the Officers eye.
That was gross.
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 01:28
That was gross.

Yes, it was.
Toopoxia
15-04-2006, 01:29
That was gross.

yeah but totally cool.
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 01:30
yeah but totally cool.

That too. And your agent is, effectively... dead, perhaps? he's being chased by eight officers...
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 01:30
yeah but totally cool.
It reminds of that part in 28 Days Later, where the hero jams his fingers through that one guy's eye sockets.
Toopoxia
15-04-2006, 01:35
yeah Jack is dead, but he got through to the Toxitrooper who shall henceforth be known as Frank.
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 01:38
yeah Jack is dead, but he got through to the Toxitrooper who shall henceforth be known as Frank.

Well, Frank won't last long if he does anything like Jack...
Nakanaori
15-04-2006, 02:44
an eye for an eye, literally.
Nakanaori
15-04-2006, 02:51
ime confused, are we still on Pythogria? or have we invaded Kraven?
Cravan
15-04-2006, 02:51
We've got a long way to go before we're out of Pythogria.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 02:55
Hopefully, I'll be able to modernize my army after this campaign is over.
My soldiers got rocked.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 03:02
Pyth, are you gonna Kebalt Chitzeland?
Hell, even the UN asked for you to do it.
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 03:03
Pyth, are you gonna Kebalt Chitzeland?
Hell, even the UN asked for you to do it.

I've done it. The Kabalt should be in the President's head right now.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 03:04
I've done it. The Kabalt should be in the President's head right now.
Funny, it seems his skull is so thick that it didn't even affect him.
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 03:05
Funny, it seems his skull is so thick that it didn't even affect him.

Should I drop my 300-foot-across one?
Nakanaori
15-04-2006, 03:06
hope you don't mind if i harrass Kraven with Barney through satellites.
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 03:16
hope you don't mind if i harrass Kraven with Barney through satellites.

Go ahead!
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 03:20
Should I drop my 300-foot-across one?
Naw, some innocent people MIGHT get hurt.
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 03:20
Naw, some innocent people MIGHT get hurt.

Yeah... Why don't I just make an Orbital Assasination missile? Something really small made for stuff like this?
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 03:22
Yeah... Why don't I just make an Orbital Assasination missile? Something really small made for stuff like this?
Why don't we just send in snipers? Much easier.
Nakanaori
15-04-2006, 03:35
or... you feed him tofu and then you feed him honey!

There is a chemical reaction between tofu and honey that causes the tofu to turn rock hard. you need surgery to remove the tofu stone from ur stomache. just give him a meal with tofu and a dessert with honey!
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 03:37
or... you feed him tofu and then you feed him honey!

There is a chemical reaction between tofu and honey that causes the tofu to turn rock hard. you need surgery to remove the tofu stone from ur stomache. just give him a meal with tofu and a dessert with honey!
Is that seriously true?
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 03:39
Why don't we just send in snipers? Much easier.

Go ahead.
Pythogria
15-04-2006, 03:40
or... you feed him tofu and then you feed him honey!

There is a chemical reaction between tofu and honey that causes the tofu to turn rock hard. you need surgery to remove the tofu stone from ur stomache. just give him a meal with tofu and a dessert with honey!

What? OK, if that's true... wow...
Nakanaori
15-04-2006, 03:40
Is that seriously true?

yea

people die every year from that...

i think it has to be real honey though. you need the enzymes the bees produce. and the tofu has to have another enzyme that is produced when making it, too.

people also die from mixing dog meat with something... i just can't think of it right now.

people in japan die from choking on Mochi every year, too.
Liberated New Ireland
15-04-2006, 03:48
yea

people die every year from that...

i think it has to be real honey though. you need the enzymes the bees produce. and the tofu has to have another enzyme that is produced when making it, too.

people also die from mixing dog meat with something... i just can't think of it right now.

people in japan die from choking on Mochi every year, too.
Mochi is like a pressed rice ball? Those take like an hour of chewing before they break down.
Nakanaori
15-04-2006, 03:58
Mochi is like a pressed rice ball? Those take like an hour of chewing before they break down.

yea, during new years, however, they leave the mochi in front of their homes as part of shrines for weeks. So the mochi hardens. You're then supposed to eat the mochi, some people are over anxious and eat it too fast and choke on them.
Carthago Deuce
15-04-2006, 06:06
Hey, could you guys post your forces in theatre and where they are?

My whole force hasn't arrived quite yet, so for the moment all these numbers can be cut in half.

2 Inf. Corps. 54,556,160

1,911,840 Infantry
165,228 Comms./HQ
645,120 Light Artillery (161,280 guns 90mm)
1,545,600 Medium Artillery (309,120 guns 170mm)
1,370,880 Heavy Artillery (228,480 guns 280mm)
117,504 Hypermobile Artillery (816 guns 106mm)
533,448 Medical
2,319,428 Logistical
1,762,560 Close Air Support (165,888 helicopters)
2,140,224 Air Mobile Infantry (164,064 helicopters)

My military has practicaly no armor (as such there isn't any in theatre) or fixed wing aircraft, and consists almost entirely of light infantry and its support. I'll try to get the frontage per unit up soon.

(These numbers are a Edit: make that really sketchy, and will be subject to revision when I can get my hands on a better calculator and am not almost falling asleep.)

All of my forces are presently at Iselia being offloaded.
Edoniakistanbabweagua
15-04-2006, 14:12
*smiles*

Rob: "Hey Ed, how did the date go?"

"smiles*

Rob: "That good huh?"

*smiles bigger*

Rob: "Wow, what did you guys do?"

*Rob looks into my dorm to see bedsheets and mattress on the ground*

Rob: "...I don't think I want to know anymore...are you guys going on another date?"

*grins reaaaally big*

Me: "My face hurts."

Rob: "Hehe, sweet! You go man! Wanna play some Tekken?"

Me: "Fuck yeah! I called Eddy Gordo!"



So, yeah...what did I miss? Tofu? Honey? What the... I have to try that on my calculus teacher...