NSG's Big Ass Map - Page 4
Eltaphilon
02-01-2007, 17:40
I claimed Chad (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12159629#post12159629) Libya and Tunisia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12159828#post12159828)
Infinite Revolution
02-01-2007, 17:46
i also want cyprus
NNNNOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!! dammit!
alright, i claim argentina and the UAE.
I V Stalin
02-01-2007, 17:46
I claimed Chad (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12159629#post12159629) Libya and Tunisia (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12159828#post12159828)
If you meant the original map as done by New Burmesia, yes. I've got Libya and Tunisia.
Eltaphilon
02-01-2007, 17:46
If you meant the original map as done by New Burmesia, yes. I've got Libya and Tunisia.
Damn you! I asked for them first!
Baratstan
02-01-2007, 17:56
alright, i claim argentina and the UAE.
Argentina on which map?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-01-2007, 18:20
i've bagged mongolia already, sorry dude. :p :eek: :(
If you meant the original map as done by New Burmesia, yes. I've got Libya and Tunisia. :eek: :( Can we at least share Libya? *puppy dog eyes*
And what's all this talk about a second map? This thread is 51 pages, I'm not going to look them all to find some obscure second map.
In any case, I claim Bolivia. *nods*
The Infinite Dunes
02-01-2007, 18:29
Whatever happened to the first map? It seemed to have just disapeared. I remember I did pretty damn well on that map.
Harlesburg
02-01-2007, 21:06
I just reviewed the list, and that's not on it.
*Grue eats Harlesburg*
Smooth move, ex-lax YOURE DEAD!
Ball of Fire isn't on either list, making it an unknown quantity for you.
I know of it's power.
Ball of Fire>GRUES.
Infinite Revolution
02-01-2007, 21:08
Argentina on which map?
swilatia's most recent
Kiryu-shi
02-01-2007, 21:14
I would like my nations from the first map on swil's map too...
Norgopia
02-01-2007, 21:16
I want North Korea.
Mwahaha.
I mean,
Pwetty Pwease?
Baratstan
02-01-2007, 21:17
swilatia's most recent
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12162354&postcount=738
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 21:19
i claimed mongolia ages ago.
on my map?
Harlesburg
02-01-2007, 21:19
New Zealand, East Timor,Singapore,Samoa,Tonga, Fiji, Marshall Islandslatest version of my map (http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/8614/nsg1rv5.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
and yes, you can do wars on this one.
Great.
Can i know have...
Malaysia, Marshall Islands and Sri Lanka?
Imperial isa
02-01-2007, 21:23
Great.
Can i know have...
Malaysia, Marshall Islands and Sri Lanka?
if you can
i want Vietnam,Laos and Cambodia
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 21:55
Great.
Can i know have...
Malaysia, Marshall Islands and Sri Lanka?
sri lanka is taken.
Nal Nal Umpalumpa
02-01-2007, 22:00
I Want Lithuania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harlesburg
02-01-2007, 22:02
sri lanka is taken.
By whom, Dinaverg?
They can't possibly have that much of the world can they?
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 22:03
Oh Oh! Can I have Vatican City?
which map.
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 22:04
I Want Lithuania!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
which map? it's unavailable on mine.
Imperial isa
02-01-2007, 22:04
By whom, Dinaverg?
They can't possibly have that much of the world can they?
need help to take over it
Farnhamia
02-01-2007, 22:07
I'll take the southern part of Mexico and any of the Lesser Antilles that aren't already taken. :p Please.
Harlesburg
02-01-2007, 22:11
need help to take over it
Probably.
I seem t end up hating most of Ne Kervoska's threads.
*I'm gonna have a shower*
...
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 22:12
I'll take the southern part of Mexico and any of the Lesser Antilles that aren't already taken. :p Please.
which map?
Soviestan
02-01-2007, 22:16
latest version of my map (http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4076/nsg1cj0.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I've said I wanted Palestine and Jordan
I would like to propose that I am the greatest ruler on Earth. Anybody who disagrees will have their nations wrecked by Irish-trained, Jamaican pot fuelled, Saudi oil money backed Indian terrorists.
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 22:17
By whom, Dinaverg?
They can't possibly have that much of the world can they?
no. it's neu leonstein.
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 22:21
I've said I wanted Palestine and Jordan
you never told me you wanted it on my map.
Harlesburg
02-01-2007, 22:23
no. it's neu leonstein.
Link me to the new map!
Brunei then.
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 22:23
I would like to propose that I am the greatest ruler on Earth. Anybody who disagrees will have their nations wrecked by Irish-trained, Jamaican pot fuelled, Saudi oil money backed Indian terrorists.
i doubt they would even mange to get into the new warsaw. (yes, it's technically the same warsaw, but some changes were made, such as getting rid of that eyesore called the central station)
Imperial isa
02-01-2007, 22:26
Swilatia on your map can i please have
Vietnam,Laos and Cambodia
Farnhamia
02-01-2007, 22:28
which map?
Sorry. The one in the OP, please, if possible.
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 22:29
latest version of my map (http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7973/nsg1jo4.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
02-01-2007, 22:48
latest version of my map (http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7973/nsg1jo4.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Guess I'm not well known enough to get the first come first serve benefit.
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 23:00
Guess I'm not well known enough to get the first come first serve benefit.
what land you ask for?
Baratstan
02-01-2007, 23:04
what land you ask for?
Argentina, but Bolivia and Paraguay if possible.
Isralandia
02-01-2007, 23:09
I like the way you think:) And your right, I do want ALL of Palestine
I claimed Israel first.
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 23:10
I claimed Israel first.
on my map?
Isralandia
02-01-2007, 23:12
on my map?
Yes. I think it's on one of the first pages.
Eurasia and Oceana
02-01-2007, 23:19
I claim Somalia, Eurasia and Oceania are filling up
Whereyouthinkyougoing
02-01-2007, 23:23
Argentina, but Bolivia and Paraguay if possible.
Noooo, I want Bolivia. Pretty please? *puppy dog eyes*
Swilatia
02-01-2007, 23:24
I claim Somalia, Eurasia and Oceania are filling up
actually Eurasia is still wide open, you can for example you can still get the glorious nation of kazakhstan.
Baratstan
02-01-2007, 23:29
Noooo, I want Bolivia. Pretty please? *puppy dog eyes*
Okay, seeing as Argentina went as well, I'll renonce my previous claim, and claim Mexico to Honduras - and maybe Cuba if I'm allowed.
Harlesburg
02-01-2007, 23:32
I'm having big issues with my lack of A Malaysia, Brunei and New Caledonia...
The Zombie Alliance
02-01-2007, 23:36
I want Alaska.
SimNewtonia
02-01-2007, 23:51
Madagascar if it's still available by the time I post this.
Knowing my luck, it won't be. Somebody already took my first choice (Argentina).
Swilatia
03-01-2007, 01:53
latest version of my map (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/880/nsg1xp4.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
any1 interested in a war?
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 02:29
I'm going to totally take over Africa. Give me Western Sahara, Mali and Sudan. I'll take another two or three countries every time you update the map, until there's none left.
Dobbsworld
03-01-2007, 02:32
That is classified as IGNORE. That means I still exist and so does the Death Star III and I can't hold any longer YOU ARE DEAD!
My goodness, you're excitable.
Kiryu-shi
03-01-2007, 02:33
snipage
Can i have my claims for the first map on your map?
Swilatia
03-01-2007, 02:33
I'm going to totally take over Africa. Give me Western Sahara, Mali and Sudan. I'll take another two or three countries every time you update the map, until there's none left.
you already have enough.
Swilatia
03-01-2007, 02:35
Can i have my claims for the first map on your map?
and what were your claims on the first map?
Harlesburg
03-01-2007, 02:53
latest version of my map (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/880/nsg1xp4.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
any1 interested in a war?
Malaysia, Brunei and Phillipines
Kiryu-shi
03-01-2007, 02:57
and what were your claims on the first map?
"Edit to my earier claim, if available and possible I would like all of the African coastal nation from Nigeria to Senegal (Nigeria, Benin, Togo, Ghana, The Ivory Coast, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, The Gambia and Senegal). If possible, and with the consent of the ruling parties I would also like to have the real Kiryu-shi in Japan, as well as Brooklyn, NY."
Infinite Revolution
03-01-2007, 03:04
on my map?
yeh, sorry, didn't realise you had started a seperate one. i thought it was a re-hash of the original.
edit: so, can i have mongolia on this one too? and i'd like to annexe the falkland islands for argentina, just for kicks ya know.
Bolondgomba
03-01-2007, 03:19
oh! Oh!
If claims are still available, I'll take Hungary!
Swilatia
03-01-2007, 13:29
oh! Oh!
If claims are still available, I'll take Hungary!
don't know about the original, but mine is wide open.
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 13:33
you already have enough.
Right. And the people who have China, Russia and Brazil...?
C'mon, it's not that much to ask.
Swilatia
03-01-2007, 13:41
Right. And the people who have China, Russia and Brazil...?
C'mon, it's not that much to ask.
you will have your Western Sahara, Mali, and Sudan, but i won't always give you your claim if you ask for more after every update.
United Guppies
03-01-2007, 14:19
latest version of my map (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/880/nsg1xp4.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
any1 interested in a war?
This map is totally, totally cool!
United Guppies
03-01-2007, 14:20
latest version of my map (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/880/nsg1xp4.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
any1 interested in a war?
This map is totally, totally cool!
I want Switzerland, if still availble, and Tanzania, please.
Khazistan
03-01-2007, 14:26
which map.
Oh, I didnt know there were 2. Vatican City on yours then.
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 14:38
Fine, I was going to avoid Swilatia's map. But I want to take control of the Middle East, the Caucasuses and Central Asia.
I would like to claim Turkey, Syria, Iraq, Kuwait, Iran, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan.
If I could, I would also like to claim Cyprus, Lebanon, Armenia, Afghanistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Kazakhstan.
All hail the united federation of Persian, Arabic and Turkic nations. Or PAT to our friends, and maybe Paddy to our closest allies.
Nal Nal Umpalumpa
03-01-2007, 14:50
I WANT LITHUANIA!!!!!
Which map? its unavailable on mine.
Whichever. I just want it!
I have issues with the fact that I don't have Northern Ireland. Once again English imperialism has robbed Ireland of it's unity.
IL Ruffino
03-01-2007, 15:38
I have issues with the fact that I don't have Northern Ireland. Once again English imperialism has robbed Ireland of it's unity.
*becomes catholic*
Achillean
03-01-2007, 16:58
could i add Svalbard to my stake? the cluster of islands directly north of norway, there technically norwegian anyway,
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 17:00
Fine, I was going to avoid Swilatia's map. But I want to take control of the Middle East, the Caucasuses and Central Asia.
I would like to claim Turkey, Syria, Iraq, Kuwait, Iran, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan.
If I could, I would also like to claim Cyprus, Lebanon, Armenia, Afghanistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Kazakhstan.
All hail the united federation of Persian, Arabic and Turkic nations. Or PAT to our friends, and maybe Paddy to our closest allies.
And Swiliatia said I was greedy...
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 17:25
And Swiliatia said I was greedy...Pfft, no one else was claiming them. I held off for days before claiming anything. Besides, the amount of territory I've claimed is comparable to yours.
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 17:44
Pfft, no one else was claiming them. I held off for days before claiming anything. Besides, the amount of territory I've claimed is comparable to yours.
And I'll be claiming more!
I think I actually have a substantially larger amount of land than you do. But we'll keep that one quiet.
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 17:54
And I'll be claiming more!
I think I actually have a substantially larger amount of land than you do. But we'll keep that one quiet.Ahah, but I would be resource rich and, depending on who you ask, halfway towards obtaining nuclear weapons.
Your army's so useless that I bet I would be able to beat you in a race to Mecca. We should try that some time. Last one to Mecca is a filthy pig or something like that.
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 17:59
Ahah, but I would be resource rich and, depending on who you ask, halfway towards obtaining nuclear weapons.
Your army's so useless that I bet I would be able to beat you in a race to Mecca. We should try that some time. Last one to Mecca is a filthy pig or something like that.
Seeing as how I own Egypt and Sudan, I'd just send one boat across the Red Sea...
Kalmarzistan
03-01-2007, 18:03
If it pleases your highness, I would like to claim Kentucky for my Kalmar splunking activities. (I can't imagine anyone else wanting to claim this shithole of a state.) Thank you for your time, and I bid you good day!
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 18:29
Seeing as how I own Egypt and Sudan, I'd just send one boat across the Red Sea...Balls, I forget Mecca was that side of Saudi Arabia.
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 18:34
Balls, I forget Mecca was that side of Saudi Arabia.
Having spent most of the day arguing with my bank after they charged me for something I didn't do/want, this really cheered me up. :D
Eltaphilon
03-01-2007, 18:49
latest version of my map (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/880/nsg1xp4.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
any1 interested in a war?
Well, can I have Chad, Sudan and Ethiopia on this map please?
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 18:58
Well, can I have Chad, Sudan and Ethiopia on this map please?
Nope, because I've already claimed Sudan.
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 18:59
Having spent most of the day arguing with my bank after they charged me for something I didn't do/want, this really cheered me up. :DYou are a strange man... I think maybe you have just spent the day doing too much of a boring thing.
I tend to quite pleased with myself when I tell an company they have charged me unlawfully and that I want my money back now please. BT and Tiscali have paid the price for crossing me, as the Student Loans Company. They wouldn't give me a humble grant for £1,200 to pay my tutition fees. Instead they now have to give me the £1,200 and an extra £1,000 maintenence grant.
Eltaphilon
03-01-2007, 19:04
Nope, because I've already claimed Sudan.
Fine, I'll change it to Chad, Niger and Nigeria.
Ladamesansmerci
03-01-2007, 19:05
I want Mongolia, Nepal, Bangledash, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Koreas, Spain, Portugal, Ukraine, Turkey, Iran, Mozambique, Angola, South Africa, Nigeria, Cote D'Ivoire, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia, Paraguay, Uruguay, and Ecuador.
Btw, Londim, wanna just give me a city in China? I would like to own my hometown of Tianjin on both maps.
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 19:06
I want Mongolia, Nepal, Bangledash, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Koreas, Spain, Portugal, Ukraine, Turkey, Iran, Mozambique, Angola, South Africa, Nigeria, Cote D'Ivoire, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia, Paraguay, Uruguay, and Ecuador.Are you going to give a reason for wanting all those countries? I gave reason for wanting mine.
Eltaphilon
03-01-2007, 19:09
I want Mongolia, Nepal, Bangledash, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Koreas, Spain, Portugal, Ukraine, Turkey, Iran, Mozambique, Angola, South Africa, Nigeria, Cote D'Ivoire, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia, Paraguay, Uruguay, and Ecuador.
Btw, Londim, wanna just give me a city in China? I would like to own my hometown of Tianjin on both maps.
I already claimed Nigeria in the post above you.
Ladamesansmerci
03-01-2007, 19:09
Are you going to give a reason for wanting all those countries? I gave reason for wanting mine.
They're all strategically placed for world domination. *cough*
Nah, they're all either coastal, beautiful, or I just like.
Add Afghanistan, Isreal, Tanzania, and Finland.
I already claimed Nigeria in the post above you.
One small loss.
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 19:13
They're all strategically placed for world domination. *cough*
Nah, they're all either coastal, beautiful, or I just like.
Add Afghanistan, Isreal, Tanzania, and Finland.
One small loss.
I've already asked for Iran. The beautiful Persian architecture is mine I tell you! Keep your grubby hands off it. Actually, I'll be nice. Here, have a visa.
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 19:14
I want Mongolia, Nepal, Bangledash, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Koreas, Spain, Portugal, Ukraine, Turkey, Iran, Mozambique, Angola, South Africa, Nigeria, Cote D'Ivoire, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia, Paraguay, Uruguay, and Ecuador.
Btw, Londim, wanna just give me a city in China? I would like to own my hometown of Tianjin on both maps.
And I already took Western Sahara. If you're going to take so much of Africa, I think I'd better do some more claiming. Hang on one second.
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 19:16
I claim Kenya, Cameroon, Uganda, Namibia, Botswana, Zambia.
Eltaphilon
03-01-2007, 19:19
I claim Kenya, Cameroon, Uganda, Namibia, Botswana, Zambia.
It's the scramble for Africa all over again.
I V Stalin
03-01-2007, 19:21
It's the scramble for Africa all over again.
Belgian Congo and German West Africa for me!
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 19:32
I claim Kenya, Cameroon, Uganda, Namibia, Botswana, Zambia.And you called me greedy?
Ladamesansmerci
03-01-2007, 19:35
I've already asked for Iran. The beautiful Persian architecture is mine I tell you! Keep your grubby hands off it. Actually, I'll be nice. Here, have a visa.
Can I be co-dictator? Please? *puppy eyes*
(wait, are you one of my fiances or am I going crazy?)
And I already took Western Sahara. If you're going to take so much of Africa, I think I'd better do some more claiming. Hang on one second.
oh geez. Well, I already have all that's left of South America, so I'm happy.
I claim Kenya, Cameroon, Uganda, Namibia, Botswana, Zambia.
pffft, interior countries. :p
And you called me greedy?
Yes.
PS. I want Seychelles and Togo.
Imperial isa
03-01-2007, 20:15
I want Mongolia, Nepal, Bangledash, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Koreas, Spain, Portugal, Ukraine, Turkey, Iran, Mozambique, Angola, South Africa, Nigeria, Cote D'Ivoire, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia, Paraguay, Uruguay, and Ecuador.
Btw, Londim, wanna just give me a city in China? I would like to own my hometown of Tianjin on both maps.
sorry i have Australia, Indonesia,Cambodia,Vietnam,PNG and Laos
Harlesburg
03-01-2007, 21:24
I want Mongolia, Nepal, Bangledash, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Koreas, Spain, Portugal, Ukraine, Turkey, Iran, Mozambique, Angola, South Africa, Nigeria, Cote D'Ivoire, Mauritania, Western Sahara, Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia, Paraguay, Uruguay, and Ecuador.
Btw, Londim, wanna just give me a city in China? I would like to own my hometown of Tianjin on both maps.
Malaysia was claimed by me earlier.
Also want Phillipines, Brunei, Fiji, Niue, Cook Islands.
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 22:06
Can I be co-dictator? Please? *puppy eyes*
(wait, are you one of my fiances or am I going crazy?)Pardon? Not only are you asking if I'm your fiance... but one of many?
But with puppy eyes like that how can I refuse? You can be vice President of Iran. This effectively means you're president. I'll sign most of your bills into law and just get on with building palaces in the desert.
pffft, interior countries. :pIndeed! How is their quality of potassium? Inferior! They must be run by little girls! And it seem they run by I V Stalin. QED.
Ladamesansmerci
03-01-2007, 22:10
Pardon? Not only are you asking if I'm your fiance... but one of many?
But with puppy eyes like that how can I refuse? You can be vice President of Iran. This effectively means you're president. I'll sign most of your bills into law and just get on with building palaces in the desert.
Indeed! How is their quality of potassium? Inferior! They must be run by little girls! And it seem they run by I V Stalin. QED.
Yeah, I have 30-odd fiances on NS. I can't remember the exact number now. Still, would you like to be one of them then? :p
I want 20% of the country's profit from oil as payment for running your country.
The Infinite Dunes
03-01-2007, 22:13
Yeah, I have 30-odd fiances on NS. I can't remember the exact number now. Still, would you like to be one of them then? :p
I want 20% of the country's profit from oil as payment for running your country.Intriguging... what does being one of your fiances involve? You make it sound like your fiances are more like concubines.
Feck off. If you're not good enough to corruptly siphon off oil money without me noticing then you're not good enough to run my country!
Swilatia
03-01-2007, 23:56
How is their quality of potassium? Inferior! They must be run by little girls! And it seem they run by I V Stalin. QED.
did you take that from kazakhstan's new national anthem?
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 00:00
latest version of my map (http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7299/nsg2cr2.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
Kiryu-shi
The Infinite Dunes
Neo Kervoskia
04-01-2007, 00:06
May I claim the Ukraine, Moldova, and Rumania?
May I have Southern Spain?
The Infinite Dunes
04-01-2007, 00:09
did you take that from kazakhstan's new national anthem?No, Kazakhstan took it from ME! However I'm disapointed in you. You have not given me access to the glorious potassium of Kazakhstan. However, I am pleased by you. You have saved Kenya, Cameroon, Uganda, Namibia, Botswana and Zambia from being run by little girl.
The Infinite Dunes
04-01-2007, 00:10
[URL="http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7299/nsg2cr2.png"]latest
The Infinite DunesGreen, I like. What a fabulous Islamic republic I will be able to build.
Eltaphilon
04-01-2007, 00:12
latest version of my map (http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7299/nsg2cr2.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
Kiryu-shi
The Infinite Dunes
I'm still not on there. Chad and Niger please!
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 00:26
No, Kazakhstan took it from ME! However I'm disapointed in you. You have not given me access to the glorious potassium of Kazakhstan. However, I am pleased by you. You have saved Kenya, Cameroon, Uganda, Namibia, Botswana and Zambia from being run by little girl.
very well, you will have kazakhstan in the next version.
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 00:29
May I have Southern Spain?
you can have all spain for all I care.
I V Stalin
04-01-2007, 00:55
And you called me greedy?
Yes.
Indeed! How is their quality of potassium? Inferior! They must be run by little girls! And it seem they run by I V Stalin. QED.
Oi.
Yep, that was a weak comeback, but I just can't be bothered. Not when I know it'll make no difference.
You have saved Kenya, Cameroon, Uganda, Namibia, Botswana and Zambia from being run by little girl.
And again, oi.
very well, you will have kazakhstan in the next version.
And do I get Kenya, Cameroon, Uganda, Namibia, Botswana and Zambia?
I should just make my own map...I'd sell off land rather than just letting people claim it.
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 01:33
I should just make my own map...I'd sell off land rather than just letting people claim it.
go ahead. running a map aint easy though.
The Infinite Dunes
04-01-2007, 11:54
Yes.
Oi.
Yep, that was a weak comeback, but I just can't be bothered. Not when I know it'll make no difference.
And again, oi.White text? You fiend!
Anyway, have you not admitted you are little? That you are the average height for an C18th european... And have you not admitted that you get told you look like a girl? Ergo, is it not a reasonable conclusion to draw that you you look like little girl, and may even be little girl masquerading as a Ruler of Africa.
I should just make my own map...I'd sell off land rather than just letting people claim it.One Spin-off is enough. We haven't even done anything with the first two. So a third would be repetative, very.
I V Stalin
04-01-2007, 12:22
White text? You fiend!
Anyway, have you not admitted you are little? That you are the average height for an C18th european... And have you not admitted that you get told you look like a girl? Ergo, is it not a reasonable conclusion to draw that you you look like little girl, and may even be little girl masquerading as a Ruler of Africa.
I am the average height for an C18th century man, not person. And I do get told that I look like a girl. However, if I listened to the right people, I could get told that the Holocaust didn't happen and that the US has never really sent a man to the moon.
So no, it's not a reasonable conclusion, especially considering the fact that you've met me.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
04-01-2007, 12:31
go ahead. running a map aint easy though.
Speaking about... *pokes Swilatia to give her Bolivia already*
See, Baratstan was nice enough to let me have it earlier :) : http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12164521&postcount=793
Peisandros
04-01-2007, 12:37
Erm. Just gimmie a little pacific island. Anything but Fiji or Tonga.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
04-01-2007, 12:42
Erm. Just gimmie a little pacific island. Anything but Fiji or Tonga.
ZOMG that reminds me:
I claim Easter Island!
*excited*
Peisandros
04-01-2007, 12:45
ZOMG that reminds me:
I claim Easter Island!
*excited*
I thought you just claimed Bolivia?!
Well, if you're going to be in the pacific you better be a good neighbour.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
04-01-2007, 12:56
I thought you just claimed Bolivia?!
Well... seeing how Bolivia is landlocked but still has a navy, they'll want to practice somewhere else but on Lake Titicaca for a change, right? *shiftyeyes*
Well, if you're going to be in the pacific you better be a good neighbour. It's going to help that there'll be a billion miles of water between us anyway so coming over to borrow stuff will be kept to a minimum. :p
I V Stalin
04-01-2007, 12:57
It's going to help that there'll be a billion miles of water between us anyway so coming over to borrow stuff will be kept to a minimum. :p
You say that now, but when you run out of sugar you'll be straight over there.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
04-01-2007, 13:00
You say that now, but when you run out of sugar you'll be straight over there.
Pffft, didn't you read that sugar is made with fish scales? Who would want that?
Now, Peisandros, about that cup of milk...
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 13:12
Speaking about... *pokes Swilatia to give her Bolivia already*
See, Baratstan was nice enough to let me have it earlier :) : http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12164521&postcount=793
i am MALE. will you guys ever get it?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
04-01-2007, 13:15
i am MALE. will you guys ever get it?
o_O
Honey, read the post again, will ya?
The Infinite Dunes
04-01-2007, 13:22
I am the average height for an C18th century man, not person. And I do get told that I look like a girl. However, if I listened to the right people, I could get told that the Holocaust didn't happen and that the US has never really sent a man to the moon.
So no, it's not a reasonable conclusion, especially considering the fact that you've met me.I do hope you're not getting offended.I'd start a smear campaign against you.It is all in jest.
...
Don't you mean the wrong people... saying the 'right' people implies that they know what they're talking about. Well do about the moon, as the US sent men, not a man to the moon. Everyone always forgets about Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins. :(
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 13:23
One Spin-off is enough. We haven't even done anything with the first two. So a third would be repetative, very.actually it would be a fourth world. there was some type of dice map (nubered spaces with dice on them) up before i made my parellel earth map, and I had no Idea how the dice map worked.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/TheSteveslols/NewMorningtonCrescent.jpg
this is the dice map.
New Burmesia
04-01-2007, 13:27
go ahead. running a map aint easy though.
You can say that again.
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 13:37
You can say that again.
I don't see a reason to repeat what I said.
Babelistan
04-01-2007, 13:41
gimme a country (just not sweden) (i wish people would listen to me when I say that irl)
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 13:42
gimme a country (i wish people would listen to me when I say that irl)
sure. you have andorra.
I V Stalin
04-01-2007, 13:45
I do hope you're not getting offended.It is all in jest.
...
Don't you mean the wrong people... saying the 'right' people implies that they know what they're talking about. Well do about the moon, as the US sent men, not a man to the moon. Everyone always forgets about Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins. :(
Of course I'm not getting offended. All I have to do is think of the marvellous haircut you were sporting in London, and it's like I'll always be superior to you...;) :D
And I meant 'right' as in 'those who hold those beliefs'.
Babelistan
04-01-2007, 13:51
sure. you have andorra.
andorra kicks ass! (it does now, with me a as lifelong (and possible immortal) dictator)
The Infinite Dunes
04-01-2007, 13:57
Of course I'm not getting offended. All I have to do is think of the marvellous haircut you were sporting in London, and it's like I'll always be superior to you...;) :D
And I meant 'right' as in 'those who hold those beliefs'.A comeback one day late is not much of a comeback at all.
Cluichstan
04-01-2007, 13:58
I'll take Chile. :cool:
Terramagna
04-01-2007, 14:24
I want Taiwan, the Philippines, and Brunei.
EDIT: Unless I can get Ontario...
I V Stalin
04-01-2007, 14:51
A comeback one day late is not much of a comeback at all.
Sure it is, especially on an intarweb forum.
The Infinite Dunes
04-01-2007, 14:58
Sure it is, especially on an intarweb forum.It is if you've already replied once. You've had 24hours to come up with a comeback, and the best you can do is a quip about my hair during the summer? Welll... I happen to keep myself like that because it focuses attention away from the rest of my oh so brilliant persona. I mean if you could percieve my persona in all its unadulterated glory then your mind could collapse in on itself. So I was doing you a favour really.
I V Stalin
04-01-2007, 15:02
It is if you've already replied once. You've had 24hours to come up with a comeback, and the best you can do is a quip about my hair during the summer? Welll... I happen to keep myself like that because it focuses attention away from the rest of my oh so brilliant persona. I mean if you could percieve my persona in all its unadulterated glory then your mind could collapse in on itself. So I was doing you a favour really.
It was very amusing hair. I sometimes lie awake at night giggling about it.*
And isn't it about time you got round to organising the next NS Meet?
*This is not actually true.
Neo Kervoskia
04-01-2007, 17:47
Where are the latest maps? I'll put them in the OP.
Achillean
04-01-2007, 18:12
Swilatias map (http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7299/nsg2cr2.png)
thats the only other one as far as i know, i'd also like to lay claim to Iceland and Denmark on your map in the name of "The UK in Exile" if your still updating it.
Ladamesansmerci
04-01-2007, 20:20
Intriguging... what does being one of your fiances involve? You make it sound like your fiances are more like concubines.
Feck off. If you're not good enough to corruptly siphon off oil money without me noticing then you're not good enough to run my country!
Well, currently, being my fiance doesn't involve anything. But if I'm broke or hurt one day, you might be called on for assistance. Right now, the fiances have their names compiled onto a list, and I am waiting until I have 50 of them to have a wedding feast.
*sigh* and here I was, thinking an open negotiation would work. I guess no more nice girl who bakes everybody cookies and compliments their new clothing. *starts plotting*
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 21:23
Where are the latest maps? I'll put them in the OP.
are you talking about mine.
Harlesburg
04-01-2007, 21:25
ZOMG that reminds me:
I claim Easter Island!
*excited*
Damn you!:(
*Claims New Caledonia*(On The Pole's Map)
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 21:28
andorra kicks ass! (it does now, with me a as lifelong (and possible immortal) dictator)
no, because it's a tiny country.
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 21:29
Swilatias map (http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7299/nsg2cr2.png)
thats the only other one as far as i know, i'd also like to lay claim to Iceland and Denmark on your map in the name of "The UK in Exile" if your still updating it.
but iceland is taken and you already have denmark!
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 21:35
latest version of my map (http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4784/nsg2rr8.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
Kiryu-shi
The Infinite Dunes
Neo Kervoskia
Eltaphilon
Babelistan
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 22:11
A comeback one day late is not much of a comeback at all.
true.
Achillean
04-01-2007, 22:35
no, on the OP's map, eggs in one basket and all that.
Eltaphilon
04-01-2007, 22:42
latest version of my map (http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4784/nsg2rr8.png)
I don't want to be annoying or anything, but could I also add Cameroon to my "conquests"?
Swilatia
04-01-2007, 22:47
I don't want to be annoying or anything, but could I also add Cameroon to my "conquests"?
sure. anything to stop IV Stalin from having all of afrika.
I V Stalin
05-01-2007, 11:14
sure. anything to stop IV Stalin from having all of afrika.
Boo! :p
I'm moving.
Can I have Paraguay, Uruguay, Venezuela, Columbia and Bolivia, please?
United Guppies
05-01-2007, 13:18
latest version of my map (http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4784/nsg2rr8.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
Kiryu-shi
The Infinite Dunes
Neo Kervoskia
Eltaphilon
Babelistan
I want Spain and Portugal, please.
Swilatia
05-01-2007, 13:25
Boo! :p
I'm moving.
Can I have Paraguay, Uruguay, Venezuela, Columbia and Bolivia, please?
um... you have quite enough land. if you take a look at te latest version, I gave you more to get yoo to stop asking for more, but you still are. if you still need more land, start a war or something.
I V Stalin
05-01-2007, 13:47
um... you have quite enough land. if you take a look at te latest version, I gave you more to get yoo to stop asking for more, but you still are. if you still need more land, start a war or something.
I don't have as much land as whoever it is who owns Russia...
Swilatia
05-01-2007, 13:48
I don't have as much land as whoever it is who owns Russia...
well, much of russia's land is useless frozen wateland anyway.
United Guppies
05-01-2007, 14:01
well, much of russia's land is useless frozen wateland anyway.
May I have Spain an Portugal, pleeeaze?
Paleoptera
05-01-2007, 14:05
anyone take madagascar? kick back with a pina colada and my hordes of lemur slaves. amazing.
The Infinite Dunes
05-01-2007, 14:42
*prods Kuwait and Saudi Arabia*
Helllloooo, anybody home?
SimNewtonia
05-01-2007, 17:21
anyone take madagascar? kick back with a pina colada and my hordes of lemur slaves. amazing.
Yes.
Sorry... :D
latest version of my map (http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/7973/nsg1jo4.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
I finally have territory! This brings a tear to my eye. Really. I think my first act will be to evict every annoying celebrity out of California. Starting with the Governator.
The Blaatschapen
05-01-2007, 20:05
This is usually done for RPs and such, but I'm ill and have taken tylenol and am now bored. Why don't we have a huge ass map with your NS country on it? I'm far too lazy to make an original one, so we'll use a map of the world. Just name one area/nation as your own.
I renamed the continents.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=59513&d=1167524219
Thanks go out to New Burmesia for his wonderfully detailed map.
Since The Netherlands is already been taken by a tourist :(, I'll take Belgium and Luxemburg.
Oh, and Iceland of course. I've got 8 billion people to spread around :)
Totally disregard the above. I see that Swilatia made another map in which the dutch are free :) I'll take both the Netherlands and Belgium then :)
Anglo Germany
05-01-2007, 21:18
Please may I have Austria, Slovenia, and possibly the Czech Republic?
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 00:10
anyone take madagascar? kick back with a pina colada and my hordes of lemur slaves. amazing.
already taken.
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 00:30
latest version of my map (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6495/nsg2fe9.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
Kiryu-shi
The Infinite Dunes
Neo Kervoskia
Eltaphilon
Babelistan
The Blaatschapen
The Infinite Dunes
06-01-2007, 01:12
latest version of my map (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6495/nsg2fe9.png)
Key:
Eltaphilon
Babelistan
The BlaatschapenYou really shouldn't use any colours that are vaguely gray. It'll just lead to confusion, especially as the key isn't present on the map.
Buristan
06-01-2007, 01:29
I claim it all. Everything.
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 02:40
I claim it all. Everything.
all of what?
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 02:44
You really shouldn't use any colours that are vaguely gray. It'll just lead to confusion, especially as the key isn't present on the map.
there aren't that many colours left.
The Infinite Dunes
06-01-2007, 11:55
there aren't that many colours left.Just reuse the same colour in different parts of the world and put world labels in to indentify each colour that has a double.
Pia Kjaersgaard
06-01-2007, 12:08
Denmark!
Bitchkitten
06-01-2007, 12:11
Some asshole already took Texas.
And to add insult to injury the light just burned out and now I have to crouch over the keyboard to see.
Baratstan
06-01-2007, 12:33
latest version of my map (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6495/nsg2fe9.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
Achillean
Congo--Kinhasa
Harlesburg
Antikythera
Neu Leonstein
Dosuun
I V Stalin
Utracia
Infinite Revolution
Soviestan
Baratstan
The Zombie alliance
SimNewtonia
Kiryu-shi
The Infinite Dunes
Neo Kervoskia
Eltaphilon
Babelistan
The Blaatschapen
Thanks for the land :)
Am I allowed to invade Nicaragua?
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 16:08
Thanks for the land :)
Am I allowed to invade Nicaragua?
you're very welcome to declare war on that greedy bastard IV Stalin if you want more land.
Baratstan
06-01-2007, 16:43
you're very welcome to declare war on that greedy bastard IV Stalin if you want more land.
How much will logistics affect the outcome? Do I need an ally nearby to launch the attack from, or can I go straight across the sea?
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 16:45
How much will logistics affect the outcome? Do I need an ally nearby to launch the attack from, or can I go straight across the sea?
it won;t this is not a formal RP. in fact, for the sake of things being funny, godmoding is allowed.
Bjarne Stroustrup
06-01-2007, 16:46
What's this?
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 16:48
What's this?
we claim space on a map, and then we can do whatever we want with the land, and can also go to war. It's like an RP, except a lot less serious.
Bjarne Stroustrup
06-01-2007, 16:50
Can I have Danmark?
Baratstan
06-01-2007, 16:57
it won;t this is not a formal RP. in fact, for the sake of things being funny, godmoding is allowed.
In that case, I declare war on IV Stalin. Commencing in an invasion Morocco and/or western sahara. Mwahaha...
Hi! I've been resurrected in Lazarus for a while, but they don't have a map at the moment and I'd like to get some RP going. My preferred claims: Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, West Virginia, Virginia, Washington DC (if not taken already), Kentucky, Tennessee, and North & South Carolina. If it must be less for some chance reason, then just Tennesse and both Carolinas will do instead.
The Infinite Dunes
06-01-2007, 18:01
In that case, I declare war on IV Stalin. Commencing in an invasion Morocco and/or western sahara. Mwahaha...I'll offer support! I shall cower behind Israel, Jordan, Lebanon and Saudi Arabia, and conduct my catapulting campaign from Syria (our pilots are too stupid to be able to fly the planes, so we just load them up with bombs and catapult them into egypt [the planes that is as the pilots don't have good aerodynamics]) and build ships in Turkey and Iran to blockade the Suez and the Indian ocean end of the red sea! Huzzah!
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 18:49
Can I have Danmark?
it's taken.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-01-2007, 19:24
*cough*
Considering that I always knew you were a guy, and that I applied for it dayyyyys ago, and that the person formerly in possession of it (Baratstan) let me have it - could I finally have Bolivia, please?
And Easter Island which I claimed a few pages back.
Thank you. :)
The Plutonian Empire
06-01-2007, 20:44
it won;t this is not a formal RP. in fact, for the sake of things being funny, godmoding is allowed.
Oh, good.
*Kicks out the occupant of minnesota*
Mine, beyotch! :p
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 21:11
Oh, good.
*Kicks out the occupant of minnesota*
Mine, beyotch! :p
like as if it will actually get you anywhere. :rolleyes:
The Plutonian Empire
06-01-2007, 21:14
like as if it will actually get you anywhere. :rolleyes:
:(
I'll take South Africa then. :mad:
Baratstan
06-01-2007, 21:22
I'll offer support! I shall cower behind Israel, Jordan, Lebanon and Saudi Arabia, and conduct my catapulting campaign from Syria (our pilots are too stupid to be able to fly the planes, so we just load them up with bombs and catapult them into egypt [the planes that is as the pilots don't have good aerodynamics]) and build ships in Turkey and Iran to blockade the Suez and the Indian ocean end of the red sea! Huzzah!
Excellent! Your support is much appreciated, and you are now on the official state Christmas card list of Baratstan! There's also a goodie bag in the mail. We just need a name for the alliance...speaking of which, anyone else with territory want to join?
El Scotto
06-01-2007, 21:32
I'll take the Arabian Peninsula, or maybe just Kuwait and Saudi Arabi.
How dare you cut Illinois in half!!?!?! :eek:
Neo Kervoskia
06-01-2007, 21:32
The Confederated Monarchical People's Republic of Kervoskia offers $200,000,000 to a potential ally if they'll join in a war against Germany.
Oh, and for this I purpose I claim Austra-Hungary, you know so it's all attached. If that's possible.
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 21:37
The Confederated Monarchical People's Republic of Kervoskia offers $200,000,000 to a potential ally if they'll join in a war against Germany.
Oh, and for this I purpose I claim Austra-Hungary, you know so it's all attached. If that's possible.
if on my map, then i will join, just to turn the tables (because you all know how many times Germany invaded Poland.
Neo Kervoskia
06-01-2007, 21:38
if on my map, then i will join, just to turn the tables (because you all know how many times Germany invaded Poland.
Aye, on your map.
Hamturwinske
06-01-2007, 21:41
I call Madagascar.
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 21:44
I call Madagascar.
it's already taken.
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 21:45
Aye, on your map.
then I join forces with you!
Der Teutoniker
06-01-2007, 21:47
I suppose Germany is taken (I'm not going to read through all 63 pages to check) if not by some random miracle ich moechte es hab'n (that means I would like it please)
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 21:49
I suppose Germany is taken (I'm not going to read through all 52 pages to check) if not by some random miracle ich moechte es hab'n (that means I would like it please)
then I will grant you a Portion of it after me and NK invade and Partition the counry
Der Teutoniker
06-01-2007, 21:52
then I will grant you a Portion of it after me and NK invade and Partition the counry
I'm not too picky, but preferably something good like Prussia :D
Ich werde die neue Eisenkanzler sein!
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 21:53
then I will grant you a Portion of it after me and NK invade and Partition the counry[/QUOI'm not too picky, but preferably something good like Prussia :D
Ich werde die neue Eisenkanzler sein!
where is Prussia? but anyway we will decide the partitions after we have the country.
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 21:53
latest version! (http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1038/nsg2fs8.png)
and after all these complaints, I have moved the key to the map.
Neo Kervoskia
06-01-2007, 21:54
then I join forces with you!
50,000 Delicious* soldiers are marching towards the southern German border.
*In Kervoskian, there is no way to say 'Kervoskian', so to be Kervoskian is to be Delicious.
Der Teutoniker
06-01-2007, 21:57
where is Prussia? but anyway we will decide the partitions after we have the country.
well, since this newest map has modern day borders Prussia will be split up between Germany, Poland, and that little slice that Russia gets... stupid Russia and Poland....
Which makes Prussia in the North, and East part of of Germany, and continuing through North Poland pretty much
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 21:59
50,000 Delicious* soldiers are marching towards the southern German border.
*In Kervoskian, there is no way to say 'Kervoskian', so to be Kervoskian is to be Delicious.
well! 75 000 Polish-Baltoslavian Soldiers marching toward west border of Germans. also cannons of ignore are being stationed at border for reason defensive [/bad translation]
Swilatia
06-01-2007, 22:01
that little slice that Russia gets...
are you talking about kalingrad? that's Polish terroritory now.
Neo Kervoskia
06-01-2007, 22:05
are you talking about kalingrad? that's Polish terroritory now.
http://www.geocities.com/regenwalde/maps/prussia.jpg
That's about what Prussia looks like.
The Infinite Dunes
06-01-2007, 22:42
Excellent! Your support is much appreciated, and you are now on the official state Christmas card list of Baratstan! There's also a goodie bag in the mail. We just need a name for the alliance...speaking of which, anyone else with territory want to join?It better be good Xmas card or you can kiss our support for your war goodbye. It should have glitter and other neat stuff on it. If I'm going to send my men into battle I want them dying for a worthy cause.
As for a name for the alliance... um... I'll get a think tank or focus group on it.
Baratstan
06-01-2007, 23:20
It better be good Xmas card or you can kiss our support for your war goodbye. It should have glitter and other neat stuff on it. If I'm going to send my men into battle I want them dying for a worthy cause.
As for a name for the alliance... um... I'll get a think tank or focus group on it.
The Christmas card has not only glitter, but an inbuilt air freshener. It's also printed on gold leaf.
Regarding the name, I think it should sound good as an acronym, and also needs to be somewhat terrifying. I suggest anyone with ideas to post them.
The Infinite Dunes
06-01-2007, 23:46
How about -
Association of Murdering And Maiming Arab Mystics And Mexican Atheists Mainly Aimed at Meddling Accountants or AMAMAMAMAMAMA for short.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-01-2007, 23:51
latest version! (http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/1038/nsg2fs8.png)
and after all these complaints, I have moved the key to the map.
Wow, you REALLY don't like me.
The Infinite Dunes
06-01-2007, 23:57
the Nicaraguans and Arabs Terrific Intentions to Obliterate the New and Sickening Takeover of African Territory Exclusively by Stalin
otherwise known as - NATIONSTATES
The Infinite Dunes
06-01-2007, 23:59
Wow, you REALLY don't like me.Spam a page of this thread. He'll have to take notice of you then.
Baratstan
07-01-2007, 00:04
How about -
Association of Murdering And Maiming Arab Mystics And Mexican Atheists Mainly Aimed at Meddling Accountants or AMAMAMAMAMAMA for short.
I like it :), although it is a bit negative about the alliance.
Whereyouthinkyougoing, want to join the alliance?
Swilatia
07-01-2007, 00:06
http://www.geocities.com/regenwalde/maps/prussia.jpg
That's about what Prussia looks like.
well, we will give him west prussia maybe? well, we'll think about it, and have something down on this thread once we have germany.
The Plutonian Empire
07-01-2007, 00:24
Wow, you REALLY don't like me.
swilatia actually hates you? :confused:
Harlesburg
07-01-2007, 01:09
Iran is making moves on Israel!:eek:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6794/390/400/iran.0.jpg
The Infinite Dunes
07-01-2007, 01:14
Iran is making moves on Israel!:eek:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6794/390/400/iran.0.jpgLies! That image has obviously been photoshopped. I have no intention of invading Israel. Infact I've been ever so courteous as to not fly my planes over Israel. I am instead catapulting them over Israel.
The very idea!
Neo Kervoskia
07-01-2007, 01:24
well, we will give him west prussia maybe? well, we'll think about it, and have something down on this thread once we have germany.
Perhaps, but first onward to Germany!
The tanks are rolling in.
Swilatia
07-01-2007, 01:30
Perhaps, but first onward to Germany!
The tanks are rolling in.
yes. and I have my ignore cannons around the whole Poland-Baltoslavia/Germany border, sao that any german attacks will be instanly stopped. I can sell you some of the extra ones, if you would like some.
Neo Kervoskia
07-01-2007, 01:32
yes. and I have my ignore cannons around the whole Poland-Baltoslavia/Germany border, sao that any german attacks will be instanly stopped. I can sell you some of the extra ones, if you would like some.
How much?
Swilatia
07-01-2007, 01:35
How much?
about 5 000 000 PBZ (Polish-Baltoslavian Złoty) each
Neo Kervoskia
07-01-2007, 01:37
about 5 000 000 PBZ (Polish-Baltoslavian Złoty) each
I'll take 4....we need more allies.
Hamturwinske
07-01-2007, 01:39
Phillipines?
Swilatia
07-01-2007, 01:41
I'll take 4....we need more allies.
okay they should arrive in Austria-Hungary soon.
Outer Kharkistania
07-01-2007, 01:50
May I please have Tajikistan, Kygyrzstan, and Afghanistan?
Buristan
07-01-2007, 02:04
all of what?
the world.
The Infinite Dunes
07-01-2007, 02:09
May I please have Tajikistan, Kygyrzstan, and Afghanistan?Noooo! *cries bitterly*
Swilatia
07-01-2007, 02:16
Noooo! *cries bitterly*
how is that such a problem?
The Infinite Dunes
07-01-2007, 02:39
how is that such a problem?They're my little babies. They were meant to join the rest of Central Asia. :(
Swilatia
07-01-2007, 15:43
the world.
most of it is taken though.
I'll take 4....we need more allies.
*genocides*
Swilatia
07-01-2007, 16:24
*genocides*
WTF?
I want to claim Missouri, in the US. and, can I be purple?
score.....
WTF?
I just committed a mass genocide against Neo-K's citizens. They were less than human.
Swilatia
07-01-2007, 17:33
I just committed a mass genocide against Neo-K's citizens. They were less than human.
no you did'nt he prolly defended himself with the ignore cannons I sold to him.
The Plutonian Empire
07-01-2007, 17:35
*Prepares for War*
*Brings in reinforcements from Pluto*
50,000 plutocons, 80 tri-ships, and 8 chronobombs capable of wiping out australia in one shot
*Hides them on the far side of the Earths' moon, while sending 3000 plutocons to patrol South African airspace*
Imperial isa
07-01-2007, 17:43
*Prepares for War*
*Brings in reinforcements from Pluto*
50,000 plutocons, 80 tri-ships, and 8 chronobombs capable of wiping out australia in one shot
*Hides them on the far side of the Earths' moon, while sending 3000 plutocons to patrol South African airspace*
ha shield's are up and you move right in to one of my Fleet's
*destory's ship's with first Fleet*
*destorys Pluto with second Fleet*
Swilatia
07-01-2007, 17:44
*Prepares for War*
*Brings in reinforcements from Pluto*
50,000 plutocons, 80 tri-ships, and 8 chronobombs capable of wiping out australia in one shot
*Hides them on the far side of the Earths' moon, while sending 3000 plutocons to patrol South African airspace*
WTF?
The Plutonian Empire
07-01-2007, 17:50
*quits*
*south africa crumbles into oblivion*
bastards. :headbang:
Neo Kervoskia
07-01-2007, 18:23
I just committed a mass genocide against Neo-K's citizens. They were less than human.
I have citizens?
Swilatia
08-01-2007, 23:13
I have citizens?
well, how can you have a country without them, anyway my troops are now in Berlin, ready to take it.
United Guppies
02-02-2007, 13:11
*Prepares for War*
*Brings in reinforcements from Pluto*
50,000 plutocons, 80 tri-ships, and 8 chronobombs capable of wiping out australia in one shot
*Hides them on the far side of the Earths' moon, while sending 3000 plutocons to patrol South African airspace*
HEY! Pluto is MINE! *destroys the army with my bare hands*
This looks unpleasantly like "Role Play"
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
Swilatia
02-02-2007, 13:13
HEY! Pluto is MINE! *destroys the army with my bare hands*
Why would you want some random comet anyway.
Swilatia
02-02-2007, 13:14
This looks unpleasantly like "Role Play"
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
it's meant to mock them.
Give me Saudi Arabia, or give me death!
Swilatia
02-02-2007, 13:39
Give me Saudi Arabia, or give me death!
it's taken. anyway, the invasion of germany is complete. now who was the other country involved in the invasion?
it's taken. anyway, the invasion of germany is complete. now who was the other country involved in the invasion?
Sorry, I assumed light gray was the universal color for untaken. :(
Dishonorable Scum
02-02-2007, 14:24
Is Luxembourg taken yet? If it's not available, I'll take Montserrat, with the Isles of Scilly as my third choice.
Dryks Legacy
02-02-2007, 14:43
This looks unpleasantly like "Role Play"
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
*washes eyes* *wipes memory*
Daistallia 2104
02-02-2007, 16:57
For NSG purposes, I'll call the Sultanate of Brunei and Singapore. The first isn't taken and it's hard to tell if the later is or not. (And before anyone complains I'm taking two, with people taking continent spanning countries like Aus, why begrudge me two little city states.)
You may call me Sultan Dai. :D
(Second choice Thailand, third, Madagascar.)
Intangelon
02-02-2007, 17:10
latest version of my map (http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/2765/nsg1mr5.png)
Key:
Swilatia
Ifreann
The Metal Horde
imperial isa
Londim
Chandelier
United Guppies
Maineiacs
Taredas
Dinaverg
DHomme
remeber, if you want land on this map. let me know in you post that this is the map you want land on.
I claimed Washington (State) in the USA in post #638.
Is there a link to the most recent map? I want Washington!
Rambhutan
02-02-2007, 17:20
mongolia and siberia please. as long as i get a motorbike too. if not i'll be satisfied with the channel islands (uk) :)
Keep your hands of Guernsey you crappaud
La Habana Cuba
02-02-2007, 20:11
My idea of a Greater La Habana Cuba,
Cuba and the rest of the West Indies islands,
and the state of Florida
Cuba 44218 square miles - 114525 square kilometers
Other west indies islands
46846 square miles - 121331 square kilometers
total 91064 square miles - 235856 square kilometers
The state of Florida
58526 square miles - 151670 square kilometers
Greater La Habana Cuba
149624 square miles - 387526 square kilometers
UN Protectorates
02-02-2007, 20:22
Madagascar for meh. I appreciate these silly topics now and then.
If that's taken I'll just take any small island really.
I wonder who my neighbour will be?
Infinite Revolution
02-02-2007, 20:26
Keep your hands of Guernsey you crappaud
holy crap! i had no idea there were donkeys posting on this forum! :p i've only come across one other crappaud and they only posted a couple of times before buggering off.
okay, you can keep guernsey, but i'm annexing sark :p
Dinaverg
02-02-2007, 20:26
Is Luxembourg taken yet? If it's not available, I'll take Montserrat, with the Isles of Scilly as my third choice.
Yarr, what interest have ye in me pirate land o' Luxembourg?
Ladamesansmerci
02-02-2007, 20:38
Why is this thread alive again?
*looks at Dina suspiciously*
Did you have something to do with this?