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Done!

I've already enggaged in stereotypical faffing around as shown here:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11855915&posted=1#post11855915

That'll teach those long haired rockers, wot wot!

Marvellous, good chap! Honoured to have you aboard!

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

So now I'm a Minister what else can I move up to? I say call me queer but I'm first to move up the rank and file wot wot!

I understand there is a Lord Speaker, Speaker, Chief Whip, Parliamentary Private Secretary, Secretary of State, and the Chairman of Ways and Means.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chairman_of_Ways_and_Means

I like that...

Oh, almost forgot, blasted French!

Jolly Good day to you all!! What what!!

Just come back from wielding the old ash bat and teaching some of the goddamned foreigners a lesson that they shall never forget only to find that I seem to have completely missed such a spiffing party. How remiss!

Do sign me up forthwith, if its not too much trouble, old chap.

And I think this should be our official website - www.nicecupofteaandanicesitdown.com

[SIZE="1"]The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Vodka-stonia CBE OBE MBE Minister for Spirits
Damn Colonial Zouloukistan Governor-General of Canada and Minister for The Eradication of Coffee
Excuse me your lowliness, but thou shalt not appoint a Vodka Stoner as Governor-General of Canada, especially if your goal is to eradicate Coffee!!

I have rallied the troops and have especially enjoyed a heavy recruitment from the patrons of Tim Horton's Coffee Shops. :)

You make pick up your tea at anytime, as it is being dumped in the harbour as we speak. :D

Oh, stop stealing ideas from the Americans. Typical Canadian behaviour, I must say. But once we bring the Rebels under our heel again, who'll be left to provide direction to the Canadians? You'll be queueing up to rejoin the Emparh before the year is out.
[/canada bashing]
OOC: I love Canada, actually. Ever been to Vancouver?

As a closeted coffee afficionado, Tim Horton's brews dreadful coffee-- worse than that of Starbucks. I'm a Seattleite, I know my coffee. To drop the NBIP persona for a moment, Bauhaus Books and Coffee For The Win.

But on to bigger, grander and far more Imperial things, my good chaps. During the discussion of the recent Correct English Bill, it came to my attention that the NSG Parliament has no form of judicial review, and thus there exist no legal precedents for use in the discussions of Parliament.

Does it not seem wise to establish either some kind of precedent insofar as ruling that (insert jurisprudence here) forms the legal precedent of NSG Parliament, or establishing a judicial system of our own?

Excuse me your lowliness, but thou shalt not appoint a Vodka Stoner as Governor-General of Canada, especially if your goal is to eradicate Coffee!!

I have rallied the troops and have especially enjoyed a heavy recruitment from the patrons of Tim Horton's Coffee Shops. :)

You make pick up your tea at anytime, as it is being dumped in the harbour as we speak. :D

You do seem to have misunderstood, good chap. The Lord Sah Vodka-Stonia is NOT also the Governor-General of Canda nor is he Minister for The Eradication of Coffee; those two honours belong to the Damn Colonial Zouloukistan. The Lord Sah Vadka-Stonia is merely the Minister for Spirits; he sees that all alcohlic drinks are suited to British tastes.

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

So now I'm a Minister what else can I move up to? I say call me queer but I'm first to move up the rank and file wot wot!

I understand there is a Lord Speaker, Speaker, Chief Whip, Parliamentary Private Secretary, Secretary of State, and the Chairman of Ways and Means.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chairman_of_Ways_and_Means

I like that...

Oh, almost forgot, blasted French!

I say, dear fellows, what is our stance on such avariciousness? Is it right to request a promotion when so young in the Party?

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

Jolly Good day to you all!! What what!!

Just come back from wielding the old ash bat and teaching some of the goddamned foreigners a lesson that they shall never forget only to find that I seem to have completely missed such a spiffing party. How remiss!

Do sign me up forthwith, if its not too much trouble, old chap.

And I think this should be our official website - www.nicecupofteaandanicesitdown.com

Greetings, good sah! I daresay the Lord Philosophy is busy; in the meantime, help yourself to a biscuit and a nice cup of tea, wot?

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

Jolly Good day to you all!! What what!!

Just come back from wielding the old ash bat and teaching some of the goddamned foreigners a lesson that they shall never forget only to find that I seem to have completely missed such a spiffing party. How remiss!

Do sign me up forthwith, if its not too much trouble, old chap.

And I think this should be our official website - www.nicecupofteaandanicesitdown.com

Welcome, good sah, welcome - you shall be our Minister for Biscuits, wot!

Welcome, good sah, welcome - you shall be our Minister for Biscuits, wot!

Jolly good show, Wenglish sah! Would you please get in some ginger nuts, old chap?

I say, dear fellows, what is our stance on such avariciousness? Is it right to request a promotion when so young in the Party?

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

Don't worry, good sah, this youngun has a lot to prove before he makes a promotion! All in NBIP may reach high office, but only when they are deserving of Her Majesty's praise, wotwot!

I must say, chaps, how glorious it is that our party continues to grow, even after the elections have finished! Huzzah for Emparh!

This Jello Biafra person in particular grows most annoying! Might I request someone who has seen a path to persuading him that I cannot see would go and argue for the cause?

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

Don't worry, good sah, this youngun has a lot to prove before he makes a promotion! All in NBIP may reach high office, but only when they are deserving of Her Majesty's praise, wotwot!

I must say, chaps, how glorious it is that our party continues to grow, even after the elections have finished! Huzzah for Emparh!

Indeed, I feel compelled to compliment you on a terribly good party good sah. Jolly good show, old chap.

I may finally stop fighting! Huzzah!
Congratulations to all, good chaps! The Opposition put up a jolly good fight, but we won eventually! I look forward to hearing the Lady Vacuumhead announce the passing of the Bill!

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

I may finally stop fighting! Huzzah!
Congratulations to all, good chaps! The Opposition put up a jolly good fight, but we won eventually! I look forward to hearing the Lady Vacuumhead announce the passing of the Bill!

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

Buck's Fizz all round!

and of course a good brandy for those who can handle it..

You do seem to have misunderstood, good chap. The Lord Sah Vodka-Stonia is NOT also the Governor-General of Canda nor is he Minister for The Eradication of Coffee; those two honours belong to the Damn Colonial Zouloukistan. The Lord Sah Vadka-Stonia is merely the Minister for Spirits; he sees that all alcohlic drinks are suited to British tastes.

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English
I humbly stand corrected. Thank you. :D

BTW, if you are the Minister for Spreading Proper English, then perhaps you might be interested in the purchase of an Oxford English dictionary. It might help you spell the word alcoholic? :p

Huzzah!! You've made a young man very happy!

Ginger Tea? GINGER TEA?? I'm not sure if there is a place for such foreign muck. Surely a good old fashioned Rich Tea would be more to your taste?

May I propose a motion sah? I think a black armband should be worn to commemorate the fall of such a noble biscuit, that bastion of taste, the dark chocolate HobNob. Its no longer with us. A moment's silence please...

You do seem to have misunderstood, good chap. The Lord Sah Vodka-Stonia is NOT also the Governor-General of Canda nor is he Minister for The Eradication of Coffee; those two honours belong to the Damn Colonial Zouloukistan. The Lord Sah Vadka-Stonia is merely the Minister for Spirits; he sees that all alcohlic drinks are suited to British tastes.

Wot, I was at first truely appealed by that accusation, Sir CanuckHeaven! However, I couldn't answer to it, as I was busy spreading tea to those Damn Canadian Natives, sah! I thank very much, Sir Ilaer.

Huzzah!!!!

For the glory of Emprah!!!

I have returned after many weeks of absence to deliver to Her Imperial Majesty the latest in tea growing technology!

We now have the ability to grow our tea cheaply but still maintain the highest standards of Taste. These new strains of teas are a perfect tonic for all of the Citizens of Emprah! From the lowliest jackanape knave serving in the Glorious Royal Navy to the highest levels of society we will all bask in the glory of our great achievements!

HUZZAH!!!!

I propose a inter-national Day of Tea where our superiority will be proven once more!

For Emprah and Her Imperial Majesty!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/0028-0408-1517-3337_SM.jpg

Huzzah!!!!

For the glory of Emprah!!!

I have returned after many weeks of absence to deliver to Her Imperial Majesty the latest in tea growing technology!

We now have the ability to grow our tea cheaply but still maintain the highest standards of Taste. These new strains of teas are a perfect tonic for all of the Citizens of Emprah! From the lowliest jackanape knave serving in the Glorious Royal Navy to the highest levels of society we will all bask in the glory of our great achievements!

HUZZAH!!!!

I propose a inter-national Day of Tea where our superiority will be proven once more!

For Emprah and Her Imperial Majesty!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/0028-0408-1517-3337_SM.jpg

Huzzah!

Old boy, we were starting to worry that the French had got you! And you bring tea? It is truly marvellous to have you back! Pip pip!

Huzzah!

Old boy, we were starting to worry that the French had got you! And you bring tea? It is truly marvellous to have you back! Pip pip!

Sah!!

It was touch and go I will admit but with the cunning of a True Blooded and Right Thinking English Gentleman I was able to defeat the lowly spies sent by Old Boney. Skewered three of the blaggards myself! Huzzah!!!

Now I must off for some wenching! Ahh...Victoria...She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!!

Huzzah!!!

My good sahs and lady-sahs.

I have been gravely insulted (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11862914&postcount=150), as has this Emparh, by one Kinda Sensible People. As befits a gentleman, I have challenged him to a duel (in this case, of wits and historical knowledge rather than swords), which is to take place in this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=504733).

You are invited to watch, but I would vastly prefer it if you did not participate; this is a matter of honour between myself and KSP.

However, I am required to nominate a second. I should request that Lord Sir Ilaer attend in this capacity, since he has proven himself a student of history and posessive of a keen mind.

Wish me luck, my friends. In the name of the Queen. If I am to die, think only this of me, that there is some corner in a foreign field that is forever England...

*coughs*

My good sahs and lady-sahs.

I have been gravely insulted (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11862914&postcount=150), as has this Emparh, by one Kinda Sensible People. As befits a gentleman, I have challenged him to a duel (in this case, of wits and historical knowledge rather than swords), which is to take place in this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=504733).

You are invited to watch, but I would vastly prefer it if you did not participate; this is a matter of honour between myself and KSP.

However, I am required to nominate a second. I should request that Lord Sir Ilaer attend in this capacity, since he has proven himself a student of history and posessive of a keen mind.

Wish me luck, my friends. In the name of the Queen. If I am to die, think only this of me, that there is some corner in a foreign field that is forever England...

*coughs*

Should that fail... *pulls out two swords worthy of only the truest warriors. Gives them to Gurguvungunit and leaves*

Good luck.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

guerilla flufflers ftw!

cuz i know how much you MBOPs love them. haha!

Oh oh do sign me up I say aye wot!
This is indeed the most spiffing political party one could imagine I say, eh old chums? Most spiffingly indeed say ye?

My name is Prime Minister B.D.Jacques, KBE, MBE, OBE, BA, RN, Esquire of Yorkshire. My family was given the peerage in 1649 by Charles II to our ancestor who was brilliant enough to be made Lord Mayor of the said shire.

We in Kotire, my humble abode for the time being, do strongly believe in the reestablishment of the Great British Empire eh wot. and oh yes, I have a box of Yorkshire tea in my cupboard, which was purchased from "Cool Britannia" for real! yes indeed I declair truthfully eh wot!

God save the King!!!!
PM, KBE, MBE, OBE, BA, RN, Esquire of Yorkshire.

Wot, by George! A new member fullfils our ranks! Huzzah!!

Gurguvungunit, ol' chap, I, in the name of Her Majesty and of the Emparh, whish you the best luck. May you defeat this... that... Frenchman!!

guerilla flufflers ftw!

cuz i know how much you MBOPs love them. haha!

Reinforcements have arrived! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:D

Should that fail... *pulls out two swords worthy of only the truest warriors. Gives them to Gurguvungunit and leaves*

Good luck.
Oh!

Most terribly sorry I joined in, then, old chap!

Sorry and such!

Oh!

Most terribly sorry I joined in, then, old chap!

Sorry and such!

*Gives Yootopia another sword of the same caliber*

There you go.

Now...

:fluffle: :eek: ;) :confused:

*Gives Yootopia another sword of the same caliber*

There you go.

Now...

:fluffle: :eek: ;) :confused:
HUZZAH!

Let us vaquish this uneducated fool and show him what for!

HUZZAH!

Let us vaquish this uneducated fool and show him what for!

*is in tank*

You were saying?

*is in tank*

You were saying?
Ah the Challenger MKII, Debate Edition.

May it fire HESH shells of wisdom into the bunker of ignorance in which our foes shelter!

*Fires a HESH shell of wisdom at the NBIP*

t's 2006, not 1706. Get with reality.

*Drives tank around, smashing stuff*

*Fires a HESH shell of wisdom at the NBIP*

t's 2006, not 1706. Get with reality.

*Drives tank around, smashing stuff*
I meant "All your base are belong to Britain".

And this is NSG, and it's whatever year we like, thanks!

(although being a part of the communist party, I have to agree slightly, but we really want the world as a single entity anyway).

I meant "All your base are belong to Britain".

And this is NSG, and it's whatever year we like, thanks!

(although being a part of the communist party, I have to agree slightly, but we really want the world as a single entity anyway).

*Hits Yootopia with the shell of the light of truth.*

See the truth, Brit. The 06 truth.

*Hits Yootopia with the shell of the light of truth.*

See the truth, Brit. The 06 truth.
*deflects the shell with the reactive armour of disinterest*

This forum is a bit of a joke, Yank.

*takes over britain in a surprise amphibious assault*

haha, you never saw that coming! Poisson Power!

unless you saw the other thread <.< >.>

*takes over britain in a surprise amphibious assault*

haha, you never saw that coming! Poisson Power!

unless you saw the other thread <.< >.>
Aiee! Les Poissons!

*drowns*

My good sahs and lady-sahs.

I have been gravely insulted (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11862914&postcount=150), as has this Emparh, by one Kinda Sensible People. As befits a gentleman, I have challenged him to a duel (in this case, of wits and historical knowledge rather than swords), which is to take place in this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=504733).

You are invited to watch, but I would vastly prefer it if you did not participate; this is a matter of honour between myself and KSP.

However, I am required to nominate a second. I should request that Lord Sir Ilaer attend in this capacity, since he has proven himself a student of history and posessive of a keen mind.

Wish me luck, my friends. In the name of the Queen. If I am to die, think only this of me, that there is some corner in a foreign field that is forever England...

*coughs*

Why, good sir Gurguvungunit, I am truly honoured to be nominated as your second! If ever you feel that I will be of use then I place myself wholly at your service!

To CanuckHeaven: I note your point. I must admit that I while I am a rather brilliant student of the English language (very modest, am I not? :)) I am, alas, only human and am quite prone to typos. Were I to browse through your own posts I am sure that I would find many of the same, as with any forum member's. Unfortunately we do not yet have perfect keyboards; until then I must watch out for the sneaky typo. Thank you for pointing out my inadvertent mistake.

Awesome Rays: That is nothing more than a brand of spam. I request that you would not perpetrate such a crime.

Minaris and Yootopia: You seem to be getting a bit childish. Do such things in another thread, please.

I apologise for my brief absence, by the way; I was present for an entire day at Alton Towers which I rather enjoyed, despite being scared out of my wits by rollercoasters before then. Now I am practically a fanatic! :)
Huzzah for Alton Towers in England!

Huzzah for the Emparh!

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, OBE, MBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

Tea, anyone?

With a sugar please, thank you.

Cumcumber sandwiches?

I should hope so, sah.

My fight against the darkness of revisionism and progressivism goes well! Or at least, not badly!

Huzzah?

*eats tea, drinks sandwich*

*realizes problem outlined therein*

*retries*

I say! A duel! Most excellently honourable and spiffing, sah! I would be happy tp provide you with an ancient British sword soaked in the blood of mutineers and frogs, but I see you, as a noble academic, shall triumph by power of wit and reason. And let's face it, anyone who can't see the fundamental logic behind our Empahr is either 1) A non-European in need of education by induction into our glorious Empahr 2) An insidious anti-British commie traitor, or 3) A godless continental like Bonepart!

Anyway, any surprise amphibious assault on our shores will fail by virtue of our invincible navy, even one using the foul trick of poisen, since we will all drink vast quantities of nature's finest antidote to everything, tea! And what's more, the Challenger 2 debater's edition is, like all Challenger tanks, British, yankee swine, BRITISH!!!

*Taps buttons hidden on shoulderboard insignia*

I say, Charlie, the chap driving you seems to be acting rather rash. Eject him, if you please.

*Charlie the Challenger hurls Minaris from cockpit*

Now enough of the silliness, don't you see we have more important things to do, like smiting CWP!

Now enough of the silliness, don't you see we have more important things to do, like smiting CWP!

Smiting us? We're not the real enemy. ;)

Smiting us? We're not the real enemy. ;)

Aren't you, by God, aren't you! Well, what are you, then, I ask you!

Now, where was I... ah yes! I have a proposal for an ammendment to our manifesto! You see, the battles of Trafalgar, Waterloo, and Agincourt are all highly spiffing and British, but our selfless and heroic defence of all Europe from the foul forces of frenchness at Blenheim deserves a mention too, don't you think?

Good day sah's and lady lords I wish to join and being of nobility not a commener or one of these damn colonials and foreigners I wish to donate several gunboats to the emparh please issuse me with a long winded title my good sahs if you think me worthy thank you.


P.S. I have given this thread a deserved top rating huzzah

Good day sah's and lady lords I wish to join and being of nobility not a commener or one of these damn colonials and foreigners I wish to donate several gunboats to the emparh please issuse me with a long winded title my good sahs if you think me worthy thank you.


P.S. I have given this thread a deserved top rating huzzah

Welcome to the Party, old boy! A long winded title, eh? Consider yourself made the Minister for The Furtherment of Enjoyment of all Good People in Her Majesty's Emparh!

*Sidles into thread to have a shufti at things.*

*Considers his options.*

*Slips over to the food, fetching tea and a sandwich. Drinks tea, eats sandwich.*

*Wanders over to main desk, requests membership*

Greetings. I have briefly looked into your most noble of parties, and feel that it is quite dazzlingly suited to my personal opinions. Therefore, I wish to request the honour of membership, if I may. Incidentally, this tea is most delectable. In case anyone is wondering, I got here through the duel.

*Doffs his hat.*

*Sidles into thread to have a shufti at things.*

*Considers his options.*

*Slips over to the food, fetching tea and a sandwich. Drinks tea, eats sandwich.*

*Wanders over to main desk, requests membership*

Greetings. I have briefly looked into your most noble of parties, and feel that it is quite dazzlingly suited to my personal opinions. Therefore, I wish to request the honour of membership, if I may. Incidentally, this tea is most delectable. In case anyone is wondering, I got here through the duel.

*Doffs his hat.*

Welcome, welcome, good sah! A Minister for Cucumber Sandwiches, I believe!

Huzzah!

I do believe I heard mention of tea!

http://www.priu.gov.lk/news_update/Images/tea_cups.jpg

Further to news from the Admiralty I would like to announce the fitting out of our battleships with new tea making facilities in preparation for the International Tea Exhibition!

Our brave sailors will have the best tea on the High Seas!

HUZZAH!!!

Our brave sailors will have the best tea on the High Seas!

HUZZAH!!!

With tea inside them, the best sailors in the world will be even better, wot! It is good to see the Admiralty taking such a positive approach to fitting our vessels with the latest technology in modern warfare, wotwot!

With tea inside them, the best sailors in the world will be even better, wot! It is good to see the Admiralty taking such a positive approach to fitting our vessels with the latest technology in modern warfare, wotwot!

Indeed sah! We will continue to rule the waves in the name of Her Imperial Britannic Majesty!

HUZZAH!!!

I welcome the new additions to the NBIP. Huzzah!

What other party can boast getting so many new members even after the elections are over? None I tell you, they simply cannot compete with the mighty British Emparh wot!

I welcome the new additions to the NBIP. Huzzah!

What other party can boast getting so many new members even after the elections are over? None I tell you, they simply cannot compete with the mighty British Emparh wot!

HUZZAH!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/rourke.gif

This tea-making technology sounds most astoundingly spiffing! It's truly ehxcellent to see that our control of the great oceans remains unchallenged, wotwotwot! Might the British Ahmeh be allowed to aquire a few?

And welcome to all new members! Our ranks swell daily! Huzzah!!!

Huzzah Thank you my good lord philosphy.

Tea biscuits and cucumber sandwhiches all round.

P.S. Shame about this bloody awful weather though

This tea-making technology sounds most astoundingly spiffing! It's truly ehxcellent to see that our control of the great oceans remains unchallenged, wotwotwot! Might the British Ahmeh be allowed to aquire a few?

And welcome to all new members! Our ranks swell daily! Huzzah!!!

Sah!!!

Of course you may outfit the glorious British Army with these technologies!

For the betterment of Humankind and the Emprah!!!

HUZZAH!!!

In all seriousness, my good sahs, the Challenger II is equipped with a heating plate. It is so equipped for the express purpose of tea-making.

Huzzah!

In other news, it seems that KSP, the one with whom I have elected to duel, has abdicated by dint of not posting for several days. I hesitate to claim victory owing to the possibility that he has simply been away. I shall, of course, keep you updated my good sahs.

Hmm.

*sips his Irish coffee.*

In all seriousness, my good sahs, the Challenger II is equipped with a heating plate. It is so equipped for the express purpose of tea-making.

Huzzah!

In other news, it seems that KSP, the one with whom I have elected to duel, has abdicated by dint of not posting for several days. I hesitate to claim victory owing to the possibility that he has simply been away. I shall, of course, keep you updated my good sahs.

A cowardly cur? A robust ruffian? A notorious knave? Please Sah! Enlighten me...I have been abroad just recently!

In all seriousness, my good sahs, the Challenger II is equipped with a heating plate. It is so equipped for the express purpose of tea-making.

Huzzah!

In other news, it seems that KSP, the one with whom I have elected to duel, has abdicated by dint of not posting for several days. I hesitate to claim victory owing to the possibility that he has simply been away. I shall, of course, keep you updated my good sahs.

Pre-emptive huzzah for your inevitable defeat of those cowardly "intellectuals"! Physically and philosophically, are Empahr remains undefeated!

And indeed, the engine arrangement of our armoured mainstay is cunningly designed in this fashion, but let us not forget the brave men and women who man our Warriors, Sabres, AS-90s, AVREs... Challenger 2s, glorious symbol of Empahr and ahmeh's might as they may be, are only one of the many elements making up the nigh-unstoppable fighting machine that is an armoured battlegroup! Therefore, I am most grateful that Admiral of the Fleet The Right Hon. Lord Sir Rubiconic-Crossings CBE OBE MBE has provided this device to my troopers, wotwot!

And I agree with Armed Public. It really is bloody awful weather right now, isn't it?

I say chaps the thread seems to be slowing down? shame as it is such a good laugh how about an offer of tea and cucumber sandwhiches what does everyone say to that.

I say chaps the thread seems to be slowing down? shame as it is such a good laugh how about an offer of tea and cucumber sandwhiches what does everyone say to that.
HUZZAGH!

ham and tomato or nothing o_0

Threads are meant to die...

Threads are meant to die...

Never! The sun never sets on Her Majesty's Emparh thread, wot!

I say chaps we cant let this thread close for the glory of the emparh! where is everyone at where are our mp's how is parliment going for you?

I say chaps we cant let this thread close for the glory of the emparh! where is everyone at where are our mp's how is parliment going for you?

I say! Learn the Queen's language, wot! Your second 'sentence' should be:

At where is everyone? Where are our MP's? How is Parliament treating you?


Learn your English, lest you be a chav!

Minaris how can you be so picky aren't you a damn colonial everyone makes mistakes and I also happen to be dyslexic so it takes me effort to write things that make sense damn colonials and foreigners I purpose we send some gunboats to teach the blaggards manners

Minaris how can you be so picky aren't you a damn colonial everyone makes mistakes and I also happen to be dyslexic so it takes me effort to write things that make sense damn colonials and foreigners I purpose we send some gunboats to teach the blaggards manners

I am an American by birth.

*Turns to back*

Launch the Demons!

*Turns to front*

There. Now you will be pwned by our Air Force.

thought so damn colonials getting a bit uppety these days especially those damn americans cant go five minutes without resorting to violence I put it down to they are all over compensating for something or its all the muck they drink called coffee instead of glorious tea!

Wot!

Oh, no... they are scrambled just in case.

I say good sah minaris enough of this nonsense just because your a damn colonial doesn't mean your not a good chap at heart

** mutters into stereotypical large mustache damn colonials swine the lot of them **

so my good sir lets settle this matter with tea and biscuits

Never! The sun never sets on Her Majesty's Emparh thread, wot!
"Wise men say, only a fool runs an empire without luxuries, king."

Never! The sun never sets on Her Majesty's Emparh thread, wot!

BRITONS!, Nevereverever SHALL hit page five!

I say, what can we do to keep the thread alive... I know! Let's have a parade and fleet review!

Huzzah!

*Runs off to set up huge column of British armoured vehicles**

*This is not, in any way, shape, or form, intended to intimidate MOBRA. Nope, not at all

PS: I say! Page 56! Come on, chaps! Only 44 to go! POST FOR THE EMPAHR!!!!!

I say chaps, is anyone going to make an effigy of Guy Fawkes and toss him on a bonfire tonight? It is always good fun, wot!

*Munches on a toffee apple*

I say chaps, is anyone going to make an effigy of Guy Fawkes and toss him on a bonfire tonight? It is always good fun, wot!

*Munches on a toffee apple*

Not quite, good sah, although I had a jolly good time at a proper British fireworks perty, wot!

Well, KSP seems to have given up. He fought well, and in the face of far too many foes. I must say, there was no honour gained in this... affair of honour; I was backed by several intelligent people, and he fought alone.

*salutes*

For the archives, and anyone who is curious:
The Duel (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/Spoat/Vict2BBN-1.png)!

Wot!

Huzzah!

Wot!

Huzzah!

Yeah... Anyway...

1st down, Pats! WOOT!!!

May the NBIP thread RIP. :)

And one last statement: Never again shall Brits rule the world (and thank [insert holy god/thing/etc here] for it). :D

Yeah... Anyway...

1st down, Pats! WOOT!!!

:eek:

*throws a cuppa tea at you*

I say..

:eek:

*throws a cuppa tea at you*

I say..

What? You a Colts fan? :gundge:

What? You a Colts fan? :gundge:

Nay.

Nay.

Well that is something at least. Still you MUST cheer for the Pats! Them losing would make me so depressed. :(

Well that is something at least. Still you MUST cheer for the Pats! Them losing would make me so depressed. :(

I'll have you know, I was at the Pat's stadium this summer.

I'll have you know, I was at the Pat's stadium this summer.

Alright. I certainly approve. Hopefully the stadium sucked you in and made you a fan.

*nods*

That was a Jolly decent shower we had today, sah! Damn bloody canadian weather!

Alright. I certainly approve. Hopefully the stadium sucked you in and made you a fan.

*nods*

Meh.

A goodbye to The New British Imperial Party, wot thread, May it RIP! (as it should. teh brit empire= teh sux0r)

A goodbye to The New British Imperial Party, wot thread, May it RIP! (as it should. teh brit empire= teh sux0r)

Heretic!

Heretic!

Imperialist! :mp5:

Imperialist! :mp5:

Bring it on!

Meh.

Not much enthusiasm there. :(

Not much enthusiasm there. :(

Huzzah!

Huzzah!

*confused, Utracia looks for something to drink*


*finds beer in fridge, hopes for mental clarity*

*confused, Utracia looks for something to drink*


*finds beer in fridge, hopes for mental clarity*

BEER?!

Drink TEA.

BEER?!

Drink TEA.

Ruffy?

Is this really you?

BEER?!

Drink TEA.

Tea: bleh
beer: :)

Bring it on!

:mp5: :mad: :upyours:

Ruffy?

Is this really you?

Sah.

:mp5: :mad: :upyours:

:eek:

:eek:

Ignore the troll.

We demand that the british empire ban the national 'dish' of fish 'n' chips immediately forthwith! We demand that all deceased fish be treated with respect! Fish are to be grilled, baked or smoked! Frying is an outrage and batter an abomination!

-- this is a communique from F.A.C.B. (Fish Against Culinary Barbarism)
registered charity no.08143756103487, The Nomadic Peoples of Awesome Rays

Ignore the troll.

You mean, the colonist.

You mean, the colonist.

Wha?

Wha?

Colon-ist.

Colon-ist.

I see... alright but should still be ignored. Those smilies should be banned. I asked NS Parliament to make a bill to that affect but haven't seen anything.

I see... alright but should still be ignored. Those smilies should be banned. I asked NS Parliament to make a bill to that affect but haven't seen anything.

Good idea. ;)

I see... alright but should still be ignored. Those smilies should be banned. I asked NS Parliament to make a bill to that affect but haven't seen anything.

I'll see what can be done, old chap!

And as to you, Minaris, ya damn colonial blighter, your attempts to send our thread to the grave only fill us with new waves of British definace!

Don't let Minaris win! POST FOR EMPAHR!

By which I mean "SPAM FOR EMPAHR!"

Keep those posts rolling, chaps! Minaris has got you all right where he wants you! Don't let up for a second! Spam like your life depends on it (after all, after 20 pages, no one cares if we're off topic or not)!

I say, what has happened? We have slowed yet again. Could the glory days of the thread truly be over, just like the glory days of the Empire? I refuse to consider the possibility!
Huzzah for Emparh!

Oh, by the way, I have acquired a convert! I have informed a friend from school of this glorious party and he is soon to join! The good sir ADFGBAN will soon be at your service, good sirs!

The Right Hon. Lord Sir Ilaer, CBE, MBE, OBE, Lord Chancellor and Newly-Created Minister for Spreading Proper English

Hello old chaps! I shall defend The Queen and her Empire with unprecedented firepower!

Whattho my good chaps, Im here to join this tea party. Tally HO!

Come cheer up, my lads! 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, not press you like slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?

Chorus
Heart of oak are our ships, heart of oak are our men;
We always are ready, steady, boys, steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, we cannot do more.

Chorus

They swear they'll invade us, these terrible foes,
They frighten our women, our children, and beaus;
But should their flat bottoms in darkness get o'er,
Still Britons they'll find to receive them ashore.

Chorus

We'll still make them fear, and we'll still make them flee,
And drub 'em on shore, as we've drubb'd 'em at sea;
Then cheer up, my lads! with one heart let us sing:
Our soldiers, our sailors, our leaders, our Queen.

Chorus

I'm still about, chaps, but incredibly busy at the moment, so you'll have to keep Her Majesty's Greatest Thread going by yourself for a few days!

Pip pip, Huzzah!

Come cheer up, my lads! 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, not press you like slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?

Chorus
Heart of oak are our ships, heart of oak are our men;
We always are ready, steady, boys, steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, we cannot do more.

Chorus

They swear they'll invade us, these terrible foes,
They frighten our women, our children, and beaus;
But should their flat bottoms in darkness get o'er,
Still Britons they'll find to receive them ashore.

Chorus

We'll still make them fear, and we'll still make them flee,
And drub 'em on shore, as we've drubb'd 'em at sea;
Then cheer up, my lads! with one heart let us sing:
Our soldiers, our sailors, our leaders, our Queen.

Chorus


*Applauds wildly*

Come cheer up, my lads! 'tis to glory we steer,
To add something more to this wonderful year;
To honour we call you, not press you like slaves,
For who are so free as the sons of the waves?

Chorus
Heart of oak are our ships, heart of oak are our men;
We always are ready, steady, boys, steady!
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

We ne'er see our foes but we wish them to stay,
They never see us but they wish us away;
If they run, why we follow, and run them ashore,
For if they won't fight us, we cannot do more.

Chorus

They swear they'll invade us, these terrible foes,
They frighten our women, our children, and beaus;
But should their flat bottoms in darkness get o'er,
Still Britons they'll find to receive them ashore.

Chorus

We'll still make them fear, and we'll still make them flee,
And drub 'em on shore, as we've drubb'd 'em at sea;
Then cheer up, my lads! with one heart let us sing:
Our soldiers, our sailors, our leaders, our Queen.

Chorus


Wooooooh! Encore! Encore for the Emparh!

For the Emparh! Whatto! Tally - ho!

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen.
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And give us ever cause
To sing with heart and voice:
God save the Queen!

Dear Land of Hope, thy hope is crowned.
God make thee mightier yet!
On Sov'reign brows, beloved, renowned,
Once more thy crown is set.
Thine equal laws, by Freedom gained,
Have ruled thee well and long;
By Freedom gained, by Truth maintained,
Thine Empahr shall be strong.

Land of Hope and Glory,
Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee,
Who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet.

Thy fame is ancient as the days,
As Ocean large and wide
A pride that dares, and heeds not praise,
A stern and silent pride
Not that false joy that dreams content
With what our sires have won;
The blood a hero sire hath spent
Still nerves a hero son.

O'er The Hills and far away

Hark, now the drums beat up again,
For all true soldier gentlemen,
Then let us 'list and march, I say,
Over the hills and far away.

Refrain:
Over the hills and o'er the main,
To Flanders, Portugal and Spain
King George commands and we'll obey,
Over the hills and far away.

All gentlemen that have a mind,
To serve the King who's good and kind
Come 'list and enter into pay,
Then o'er the hills and far away.

Refrain

Over rivers, bogs and springs,
We all shall live as great as kings,
And plunder get both night and day
When over the hills and far away.

Refrain

We then shall lead more happy lives,
By getting rid of brats and wives,
That scold on, both night and day,
When o'er the hills and far away.

Refrain
-Song of the 95th Rifle regiment

Minstrel Boy

The minstrel boy to the war has gone,
In the ranks of death you will find him,
His father's sword he hath girded on,
And his wild harp slung be-hind him.

"Land of song", cried the warrior bard,
"Though all the world betrays thee,
One sword, at least, thy rights shall guard,
One faithful harp shall praise thee."

The Minstrel fell! But the foeman's chain,
Could not bring that proud soul under,
The harp he lov'd ne'er spoke again,
For he tore its chords asunder,

And said "no chains shall sully thee,
Thou soul of love and bravery!
Thy songs were made for the pure and free,
They shall never sound in slavery!"

-Thomas Moore, in memory of friends dead during the 1798 Irish rebellion.
It's a nice song, eh? Even if it is... bloody Irish.

It's a nice song, eh? Even if it is... bloody Irish.

I say, rather, but it is catchy.

The British Grenadier

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers!

Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball,
Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal.
But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears,
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers!

Whene'er we are commanded to storm the palisades,
Our leaders march with fusees, and we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis, about the enemies' ears.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, the British Grenadiers!

And when the siege is over, we to the town repair.
The townsmen cry, "Hurrah, boys, here comes a Grenadier!
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears!"
Then sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, the British Grenadiers!

Then let us fill a bumper, and drink a health to those
Who carry caps and pouches, and wear the loupèd clothes.
May they and their commanders live happy all their years.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers!

-March of the Grenadier Guards-

I say chaps whats with the song theme? I have been absent recently with pneumonia I blame this bloody awful weather we are having and have we got rid of that damn colonial minars yet?

I say chaps whats with the song theme? I have been absent recently with pneumonia I blame this bloody awful weather we are having and have we got rid of that damn colonial minars yet?

That little blighter never goes away. Minaris claims to wish that this thread would die, yet he constantly bumps it to the top. I am certain that the damn colonial finds great delight in the NBIP.

Oh, nothing much. Just a few little tunes to gladden the heart and suchlike. Tea, anyone?

Rule Britannia

When Britain first at Heav'n's command
Arose from out the azure main;
This was the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain;

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.

The nations not so blest as thee,
Shall in their turns to tyrants fall;
While thou shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and envy of them all.

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.

Still mor majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke;
As the loud blast that tears the skies,
Serves but to root thy native oak.

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame,
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse thy generous flame;
But work their woe, and thy renown.

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.

To thee belongs the rural reign;
They cities shall with commerce shine;
All thine shall be the subject main,
And every shore it circles thine.

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.

The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coast repair;
Blest Isle! With matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to juide the fair.

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves:
Britons never will be slaves.

Oh, nothing much. Just a few little tunes to gladden the heart and suchlike. Tea, anyone?

Tea? Spiffing! But I'm running out of patriotic songs. Errrr... I know! I'll list how many times Britain has saved civilised Europe from an insidious damn foreign tyrant!

Spanish Armada: 1
War of Spanish Succesion: 2
Napoleonic wars: 3
WW1: 4
WW2: 6 (counts twice, since we saved the world as well)

There! Six times! I'll wager no other country, nor Minaris, can match that!

Spiffing good thread chaps? More Cheddar anyone?

Sah, bring more tea for Lord Gurguvungunit! He entretains us with the greatest song evah! Huzzah, for Her Majesty!

Huzzar, For Queen and Country Chaps!

MARCH OF CAMBREADTH

Axes flash, broadswords swing
Shining armors’ piercing ring
Horses run with polished shield
Fight those bastards ‘til they yield

Midnight mare, blood red roan
Fight to keep this land your own
Sound the horn and call the cry
How many of them can we make die?

Follow orders as you’re told
Make their yellow blood run cold
Fight until you die or drop
A force like ours is hard to stop

Close your mind to stress and pain
Fight ‘til you’re no longer sane
Let not one damn cur pass by
How many of them can we make die?

Guard your women and children well
Send these bastards back to Hell
We’ll teach them the ways of war
And they won’t come here anymore

Use your shield and use your head
Fight ‘til everyone is dead
Raise the flag up to the sky
How many of them can we make die?

Dawn has broke, the time has come
Move your feet to the marching drum
We’ll win the war and pay the toll
Fight as one in heart and soul

Midnight mare and blood red roan
Fight to keep this land your own
Sound the horn and call the cry
How many of them can we make die?

Axes flash, broadswords swing
Shining armors’ piercing ring
Horses run with polished shield
Fight those bastards ‘til they yield

Midnight mare and blood red roan
Fight to keep this land your own
Sound the horn and call the cry
How many of them can we make die?
How many of them can we make die?
How many of them can we make die?

Up The Irons!

I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
May this fair dear land we love so well
In dignity and freedom dwell.
Though worlds may change and go awry
While there is still one voice to cry:

There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane,
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There'll always be an England
While there's a busy street,
Wherever there's a turning wheel,
A million marching feet.

Red, white and blue; what does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud, shout it aloud,
"Britons, awake!"
The empire too, we can depend on you.
Freedom remains. These are the chains
Nothing can break.

There'll always be an England,
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me.

I really am jolly grateful that all you chaps have so magnificantly risen to your countries call! Minaris is vanquished! Huzzah! Break out the tea and cucumber sandwiches!

Pip pip chaps, just checking in - how are things going here, wot?

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand
Kicked in my face
But I've come through
And I need to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You've brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before human race
And I ain't gonna lose
And I need to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world

We are the champions - my friends
And We'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions


Pip pip chaps, just checking in - how are things going here, wot?

We're just having a jolly good old singsong, wot!

I say, chaps, we seen to have run out of songs...

Any ideas for some more material to carry our thread through these dark days of inactivity?

I say, chaps, we seen to have run out of songs...

Any ideas for some more material to carry our thread through these dark days of inactivity?

Hmmm....

I suppose we can always plan a war, that should keep us occupied wot!

I suppose we can always plan a war, that should keep us occupied wot!
To Belgium!

How about we mock the Argentinians about the Falklands?

Ha! We beat those pigs!

How about we mock the Argentinians about the Falklands?

Ha! We beat those pigs!
Damn right we did!

Big up the 3. Para massive!

To Belgium!
*Burns fields of Brussels sprouts*

Hmmm....

I suppose we can always plan a war, that should keep us occupied wot!

What a truly spiffing idea!

Tally ho, chaps, we're off to France!

What a truly spiffing idea!

Tally ho, chaps, we're off to France!

Huzzah! Bring me back some baguettes, wot!

Rule Britannia and other such stuff.

Anything you chaps want me to vote on? My internet access has been less than spectacular in recent weeks.

I say chaps we seem to have slowed down again!

We should not let those damn colonials and foreigners slow down the glorious thread of our Emparh, wot.

However I do think this bloody awful weather we've been having might have affected every one so how about tea to cheer every one up Huzzah!

Perhaps a new bill is in order?

Perhaps a new bill is in order?

Of course, good sah! Are there any suggestions about what we could propose?

Perhaps it is time to make our move to ban coffee, wot?

Of course, good sah! Are there any suggestions about what we could propose?

Perhaps it is time to make our move to ban coffee, wot?

Oh, rahther, good sah, rahther. A most repulsive drink. I mean what can it do that tea can't? Get yoi up in the morning? Tea with sugar! Buck up your courage? Tea and whiska.

Does anyone know where they grow coffe beans? If it's anywhere in the colonies, I shall have a battalion burn it and establish a tea plantation!

Aust wishes to join, wot. Come on sahs, let your old master back in, wot!

Aust wishes to join, wot. Come on sahs, let your old master back in, wot!

Aust, I say, good Lord! It's is truly an honour to have you back, wotwot! You have been dearly missed - Her Majesty asks about you on many an occassion!

I shall update the membership list immediately; like Praetonia, you qualify, as a former leader, for 'Most Honourable' status, wot!

Perhaps it is time to make our move to ban coffee, wot?

Yes, it must be banned at once!

Of course we will have to build more gunboats to put a stop to coffee smuggling. I like gunboats. :)

Have we proposed a bill that would see NSG recognise Her Majesty as its Queen yet?

Have we proposed a bill that would see NSG recognise Her Majesty as its Queen yet?

Huzzah! An excellent idea, wot!

Perhaps you would like to do the honours of introducing such a bill in the Parliament thread? You can, of course, assume NBIP support straight away, so will only need another five supporters to bring it to vote, wotwot!

Aust, I say, good Lord! It's is truly an honour to have you back, wotwot! You have been dearly missed - Her Majesty asks about you on many an occassion!

I shall update the membership list immediately; like Praetonia, you qualify, as a former leader, for 'Most Honourable' status, wot!

Good greif, do I? Well thats spiffing sah, just spiffing, the lady Aust will be pleased. Please reamber me to our most grecious Queen my dear chap, she cannot have forgotten me already!

Have we proposed a bill that would see NSG recognise Her Majesty as its Queen yet?

I tired that before sah, the commoners didn't like it wot! Damn trators!

I tired that before sah, the commoners didn't like it wot! Damn trators!

What about a motion making VH Queen of NSG?

Did NS apply for Commonwealth Membership yet?

Did NS apply for Commonwealth Membership yet?

We're just putting together a legislative programme now, good sah!

At present, the Coffee Bill is looking for support.

We're just putting together a legislative programme now, good sah!

At present, the Coffee Bill is looking for support.

It is eh? *engages the to parliament teleporter*

Allo chums!
Yore good olde Minister of Spirits is back, Wot!
Been off in South America, traversin the jungles and whatnot, convertin the locals.






I met a few other brits there... tried to talk to them but they were awfully quiet and shrunken-headed...

Oh well, who wants some Whiska!?

Sah!


Just returned from the Western front chaps. Its a bit nippy over there.

Those Alleymen are slightly grumpy today. They blew up our tea supply!

Those Alleymen are slightly grumpy today. They blew up our tea supply!

:eek:

I suggest that we build some armoured tea-trucks, sah!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/NuGo1988/threadlich.jpg, wot.

Sah! We have built the armoured tea - tanks!

Those alleymany got quite a fright when they saw those heading towards them.

Jolly Good show it was chaps!

ooc - good god it still lives!!! LOL

Not only do we have tea tanks....we also have new Fleet Air Arm Tea Torpedo planes and some new Tea Bombers!

Huzza!!!

I say, my fine fellows, but I have returned from my long sojourn without internet access!
I see that a lot of things have been going on in the meantime, what with songs and the Coffee Bill and dear old Aust coming home to the greatest thread on NationStates General, nay, the entirety of Jolt!
I would like to (rather belatedly) welcome the Lord Sir Aust to the Party thread; we have been busy in your absence, and might I say what a glorious job our dear leader Philosophy has been doing.
*Please don't make him stand down*
:D

'Traitors' is spelled thusly, my Lord.

Anyway, I hope to become an active member of the party again soon so expect to see more of me again in future!

And can someone please tell me what happened to the Correct English bill? Did it succeed or not? I never did understand...

The Right Honourable Lord Sir Ilaer, MBE, CBE, OBE, Minister for the Spreading of Proper English

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/NuGo1988/threadlich.jpg, wot

I say chaps, let's drain all the oceans and fill them with tea instead!

On second thoughts, that might be a bad idea. The Earths atmosphere would become steam.

I don't want to be cooked to death! :(

Wotwot!

I say we declare war on a small insiginificant middle-eastern country which has tea in it. Our supplies are running out!


OOC: remind you of anything :rolleyes:

Wotwot!

I say we declare war on a small insiginificant middle-eastern country which has tea in it. Our supplies are running out!


OOC: remind you of anything :rolleyes:

Sah!!!

Our supplies are healthy and of Quality as well. Our foreign Dominions are more than able to cope with supplying the Emprah with tea.

You fail to realise that our Glorious Empress has no wish nor need to take possession of some insignificant territory. Also we would not send our lads on a wild goose stage that would rapidly turn into a rather torrid affair.

Huzzah!!

(OOC - *ahem*)

Sah!

Roger That!

Why don't we create a tea cannon?

Could this be the rebirth of the party? Could it be the rebirth of a long-established yet sadly neglected thread? Yes... It could be!
Our once glorious thread has received very little attention these past few weeks. Philosophy, Aust, Lady Vacuumhead, Lord Gurguvungunit, return to us! Let us make the thread a wondrous and busy place to be again!

The exhausted yet hopeful Lord Ilaer

Bloody quiet in here. I see that you're still hanging about, Lord Sah Ilaer... sah. Oh, if you're interested in a good old-fashioned empire building RP, have a look at A Modern World. It's a region on NS and an RP group (you might see our threads on II from time to time, if you're a roleplaying man). If not, well, chin up sah! By the left!

Let's have some tea, shall we?

Did someone mention tea?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/0028-0408-1517-3337_SM.jpg

Did someone mention tea?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/0028-0408-1517-3337_SM.jpg

*The way the trees rustle in the wind, it's asthough they're trying to grasp it, like some malicious presence dragging hapless souls down to hell. But not a firey hell. A cold, grey hell, horrifying in its emptiness, like the hell of the ancient Greeks. The graves, monuments to great heroes and heroines by day, seem to be rather more insidious in function by night.

Something prickles the hairs on the back of your neck...*

"It's alive!"

Yes, chaps, the thread still isn't dead! Ooh, what a jolly good rhyme if I do say so myself. Three sugahs, for me, Gurguv!

*Adjusts humungous ostrich-feather adorned field-marshalling hat*

Oh, curse! I appear to have posted as my alter-ego, Mr.Bloozie the Sausage-Guzzler! DOn't worry, chaps! It's me, The Friesland Colony!

*Sings "Rule Brittania" just to re-assure everyone that he is an Upright Civilised Briton.

Sah!

Roger That!

Why don't we create a tea cannon?

What a splendid idea Sah!!!

We can build a delivery system to provide nourishing teas to our glorious troops out in the territories. There is nothing like a cup of tea while vanquishing your foes.

Reminds me of the days in the Kalahari Dessert where all we had for liquid was what was found between the toes of snakes! Oh how we dreamed of a refreshing brew during our time in that hell hole.

However being British and Stout of Mind we kept our heads...except for poor Carruthers. Had a run in with a mirage, a vulture and some ants. Nasty business that. Shook the men to the core.

I had to remind the men of the Glory of Emprah and our Duty to Her Imperial Majesty by a good bout of floggings.

Thats what made Emprah great..Tea and Floggings! And of course the Senior Service.

Huzzah!

Glory to Her Imperial Majesty!

Hip Hip Hoorah!

Hip Hip Hoorah!

Hip Hip Hoorah!

More scones Vicar?

*The way the trees rustle in the wind, it's asthough they're trying to grasp it, like some malicious presence dragging hapless souls down to hell. But not a firey hell. A cold, grey hell, horrifying in its emptiness, like the hell of the ancient Greeks. The graves, monuments to great heroes and heroines by day, seem to be rather more insidious in function by night.

Something prickles the hairs on the back of your neck...*

"It's alive!"

Yes, chaps, the thread still isn't dead! Ooh, what a jolly good rhyme if I do say so myself. Three sugahs, for me, Gurguv!

*Adjusts humungous ostrich-feather adorned field-marshalling hat*

Oh, curse! I appear to have posted as my alter-ego, Mr.Bloozie the Sausage-Guzzler! DOn't worry, chaps! It's me, The Friesland Colony!

*Sings "Rule Brittania" just to re-assure everyone that he is an Upright Civilised Briton.

Sah! The best of British Literature to you!

Huzzah!

Verily like the Iberian campaigns we will sweep all before us!

Huzzah!

Tea!

Huzzah!

What a splendid idea Sah!!!

We can build a delivery system to provide nourishing teas to our glorious troops out in the territories. There is nothing like a cup of tea while vanquishing your foes.

Reminds me of the days in the Kalahari Dessert where all we had for liquid was what was found between the toes of snakes! Oh how we dreamed of a refreshing brew during our time in that hell hole.

However being British and Stout of Mind we kept our heads...except for poor Carruthers. Had a run in with a mirage, a vulture and some ants. Nasty business that. Shook the men to the core.

I had to remind the men of the Glory of Emprah and our Duty to Her Imperial Majesty by a good bout of floggings.

Thats what made Emprah great..Tea and Floggings! And of course the Senior Service.

Huzzah!

Glory to Her Imperial Majesty!

Hip Hip Hoorah!

Hip Hip Hoorah!

Hip Hip Hoorah!

More scones Vicar?

Ehxcellent military discipline! I commend you, sah! I was just like to note that that highly British-type radio comedy, the Goon Show, proposed a jet-proppelled guided NAAFI, which was proven to be capable of establishing a tea and biscuits outlet with relaxing piano music in Malaya 12 minutes after leaving the home country!

Huzzah! For British scientific achievment!

Ehxcellent military discipline! I commend you, sah! I was just like to note that that highly British-type radio comedy, the Goon Show, proposed a jet-proppelled guided NAAFI, which was proven to be capable of establishing a tea and biscuits outlet with relaxing piano music in Malaya 12 minutes after leaving the home country!

Huzzah! For British scientific achievment!

Ahhh!! The Goons! Top marks for the reference...We must deploy the JPNAAFI forthwith!

Glory for Emprah!

Uhhhm...

Errrm...

Hmmmh...

Huzzah! Because upright Britons don't need anything original!

Uhhhm...

Errrm...

Hmmmh...

Huzzah! Because upright Britons don't need anything original!

One cannot improve the Goons Sah! ;)

One cannot improve the Goons Sah! ;)

Indeed no sah! Huzzah for Spike Milligan!

Hmm... there isn't much going on... what can we do...

I know! Let's re-take India for the crown!

:(
Well, I suppose it was bound to happen some day.
The thread has been abandoned, or if not quite then almost.
May it rest in peace.

*grieving*

The Right Honourable Lord Sir Ilaer, MBE, CBE, OBE, Lord Chancellor and Minister for the Spreading of Proper English

Loyal NBIP member



The death of the thread:
By all that was graciously given to us, the true British patriots all the world over, we thank thee, deity above, whoever thou might be.
As do all good things come to an end, we, the loyal and true and honourable members of the New British Imperial Party, do solemnly declare our grievance at the death of this finest of parties and do hope that, by some miracle or act of the gods, a revival shall occur and that the sadly lost Thread Upon Which the Sun Was Never to Set shall be resurrected in all its glory.

May we remember those who stood on the Jolt forums, in the elections, in the bills and in the debates; may we remember those who stood and fought for the Empire.

And may they, and the thread that nurtured them, never be forgotten.

The Thread Upon Which the Sun Never Sets

Find me the Parliament thread and I'll propose an immediate dissolution, requiring a new election.

Or better yet, I'll support such a proposal if you make it.

I don't have the power to make any decisions, alas.
In any case, I still live in the hope that the thread will revive itself.

Lord Philosophy! Lord Gurguvungunit! Lady Vacuumhead!
Lords and Ladies everywhere, come, save the thread!


The Right Honourable Lord Sir Ilaer, MBE, CBE, OBE, Lord Chancellor and Minister for the Spreading of Proper English


If really necessary and if no reply is received from the main party members within a reasonable amount of time then I shall have to assume that the thread has been abandoned, and I will regretfully propose the dissolution of Parliament and a new election.

If that is the case then I intend to form a new party based upon the same lines. Hopefully it will never have to come to pass, but if it does then I hope it will have more staying power than this one, though it did exceedingly well.


Lord Philosophy: if you simply do not have the time to administrate the thread then I am sure that the Lady Vacuumhead or Lord Gurguvungunit would take up your post should you offer it to them.

Oh bugger if you dont mind my uncuthness turn my back for a few weeks and what happens the thread dies I blame this bloody awful weather we are having.


But no is that like an englishman do we admit defeat?

never we should do with the thread what we do with our soldiers a swift flogging then a lovely cup of tea you'll see theirs life in the old girl yet.

Whos with me chaps!

p.s. as extra incentive I have just put the kettle on.

Sah!!!

Its those Bally froggies Sah!

They managed to infiltrate our main Strawberry Jam Factory and have started to make Croissants! How they managed this is a Staggering Insult to not only to Her Imperial Majesty's Government (and its sniveling Jack O Nape Official Opposition) its also a slap in the face of Duty! Duty Sah!

Indeed we Failed to protect one of our Mainstays. Our daily life, Sah, is civilized!
We are tidy and clean, Sah! Our daily Cream Tea is the embodiment,Sah, the utter embodiment of this. Everything is Organised and Efficient. Tidy and clean, Sah! Tidy and Clean.

The Croissant however is an Entirely different Matter! It represents the chaos of Commune. Flaky Sah! I say its Flaky! One must have Rules and Emprah! Not flaky beliefs that the Peasant has Rights other than those given him by his Lord. This Evil must be Vanquished. Vanquished Sah!

Remember Calais! We must regain our Pride. Pride in our National Glory. I mean of course our Glorious Imperial Majesty. Our National awaits a call to Duty. Duty, Sah! Rourke's Drift is forever a Symbol of our Duty. We will not shy from giving our Youth a chance at carrying out their Duty to Her Imperial Majesty.

I therefore suggest in the Strongest of Terms that we forthwith mount Various Operations to give the Strongest message to the Bally French, Sah! Various Operations that will give our Emprha ownership of every froggie Onion Farm. Onion Farm, Sah!

In Anger,

The Rt. Hon. Lord Sir Rubiconic Crossings CBE OBE MBE

First Sealord of the Admiralty of Her Imperial Majesty and Minister for Tea

Tunbridge Wells

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/ostard.jpg

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=515228

(shameless self publicist me...)

*sighs*
As the NBIP has long been in a state of dormancy, as has Parliament itself, it has been proposed on the Parliament thread that new elections be held. I have temporarily taken on the role of Acting-President for the NBIP and have declared our party's support for the proposal.
Note that any NBIP member senior (in terms of length of service to the party; members are listed in chronological order on Philosophy's original post at the beginning of this thread) to me may order me to step down at any point and I shall comply; so too may the Lord Gurguvungunit, whom I feel has contributed much towards the party and deserves the utmost respect.
Consider it a temporary and haltable coup, if you will.

Ilaer

I say old bean! Any chance a chap like me could get a cupa around here? Good show and all, i need it what! Bloody weather, i think i'll take two cups in fact!

Good lord! The thread lives! IT LIVES! AHHHHHH!

Terribly sorry, chaps. I've had a bit of a problem with that sort of thing since leading the expedition to defeat the Mahdist Zombies in the Dark Heart of the Dark Continent back in '98. Ah, good days.

So, chaps, is anyone else celebrating Union Day on May 1? Death to the SNP! Glory to the NBP! Union and Empahr!

For the Empahr! However, its now time for tea, so if you don't mind....its buttered scones for I.

Too bad I'm a Yank :-(

Too bad I'm a Yank :-(

I say, old former Damn Colonial! Don't feel you can't take tea with us just becuase your countrymen dumped all that tea in the harbor back in the 18th century! That is, of course, a heinous crime, but you didn't do it! No, your forefathers were doubtless loyal British citizens who chose not to leave for Canada as a gesture that Britain would never be driven from her Empahr!

It's like the Sudan. It may only have taken us 17 years back then, but believe me... we'll be back in America one day! And then you will have your just reward!

I say, old former Damn Colonial! Don't feel you can't take tea with us just becuase your countrymen dumped all that tea in the harbor back in the 18th century! That is, of course, a heinous crime, but you didn't do it! No, your forefathers were doubtless loyal British citizens who chose not to leave for Canada as a gesture that Britain would never be driven from her Empahr!

It's like the Sudan. It may only have taken us 17 years back then, but believe me... we'll be back in America one day! And then you will have your just reward!

Cool...

Do I get to be Guhv'ner of New England? :-P

Ho hum, wot wot! An Imperial party, you say.

I say, might I be considered for an application of membership? I'm frightfully English, wot wot.

:D

So, when does this damn colonial get something goody for being a damn Emparh kiss ass?

Sorry chaps, this party has been merged with the CypsWP.

NBCyIpsWP (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=517747)

Rule Britannia!