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What about the sexy five-foot Swede?
Tell me about her sexiness.

+2 :p
+2 for me?:D

Nope. ^_^
No, you aren't? Or no, you won't tell?

I said the humility was temporary, but it is still a cover. If you prefer smugness, I'm gradually recovering that.

Like I said, it's the charm, wit included. That and my dazzling intellect. Much more noticable IRL. No, I haven't met anyone who finds arms particularly attractive. What is it about them that you like so much?

Actually, I find myself caring more and more. But some people need sleep before they die. I'll take my rest after.
I prefer a realistic idea of one's self. Smugness will work in a pinch, I suppose.

LoL. Dazzling Intellect. That sounds like a brand of jewelry "Get your wife a Dazzling Intellect charm bracelet for her birthday!" That or perfume. "You smell lovely." "Why thank you, I'm wearing Dazzling Intellect, by FD Inc" "Oh wow, I hear their stuff is terrific!"

It's important that one have a brain. Too many people are just dumb.

I dunno what I like about them. His were just so well sculpted. Not bulky or overly muscular, just toned. You could tell they were strong, but not in a body builder scary way. In a gently, wrap-me-up-in-your-arms, keep-me-safe kind of way. :( He had good arms.

*blushes a little* I wish I could wait to sleep until I die. But I'm such an enormous bitch when I'm sleepy. I'm not really tired. I dunno. These threads are so damn addictive.

Tell me about her sexiness.
*slaps your hand*
My fantasy! :p
I cannot. She's to precious to me to describe for fear of inadequacy.

No, you aren't? Or no, you won't tell?
I won't tell you.

*slaps your hand*
My fantasy! :p
I cannot. She's to precious to me to describe for fear of inadequacy.
OK.
*Thinks about others*

I prefer a realistic idea of one's self. Smugness will work in a pinch, I suppose.

LoL. Dazzling Intellect. That sounds like a brand of jewelry "Get your wife a Dazzling Intellect charm bracelet for her birthday!" That or perfume. "You smell lovely." "Why thank you, I'm wearing Dazzling Intellect, by FD Inc" "Oh wow, I hear their stuff is terrific!"

It's important that one have a brain. Too many people are just dumb.

I dunno what I like about them. His were just so well sculpted. Not bulky or overly muscular, just toned. You could tell they were strong, but not in a body builder scary way. In a gently, wrap-me-up-in-your-arms, keep-me-safe kind of way. :( He had good arms.

*blushes a little* I wish I could wait to sleep until I die. But I'm such an enormous bitch when I'm sleepy. I'm not really tired. I dunno. These threads are so damn addictive.
Oh, I am realistic. I just prefer the delusions.;)

LMAO You were right. Your intelligence is showing. *blushes*

Well, I've definitely got a brain. Doesn't work quite right, but it does function rather well.

Hmm, I still think mine aren't quite up to your standards, but I could prolly manage the "gently, wrap-me-up-in-your-arms, keep-me-safe kind of way" bit.

Yeah, they are, aren't they? Notice my postcount. Most of that since March. I do sleep some, but not much. Got four hours of the best sleep I've ever had yesterday. Now I don't feel I need to sleep at all. Damn that was good sleep.

+2 for me?:D
Nope. -2 for you.

I won't tell you.
Your loss. It's your one chance to truly humble me.

OK.
*Thinks about others*
My others or your others? o.O

Oh, I am realistic. I just prefer the delusions.;)

LMAO You were right. Your intelligence is showing. *blushes*

Well, I've definitely got a brain. Doesn't work quite right, but it does function rather well.

Hmm, I still think mine aren't quite up to your standards, but I could prolly manage the "gently, wrap-me-up-in-your-arms, keep-me-safe kind of way" bit.

Yeah, they are, aren't they? Notice my postcount. Most of that since March. I do sleep some, but not much. Got four hours of the best sleep I've ever had yesterday. Now I don't feel I need to sleep at all. Damn that was good sleep.
Dont we all (prefer delusions).

Hurrah! At last, the tables are turned and I have made you blush. Next step: world domination.

I've no doubt you could.

7,000 since march? surely u jest. Last time I slept, I dreamt I said something in French. I took 3 years of French but def don't speak it. It was crazy.

Personality definately has an effect on the attractiveness of a person, which I think most people just generally think of as looks. I don't find a hot asshole all that attractive, but a somewhat homely but very nice, smart, funny guy can be irresistable.

I think as long as the person has some redeeming physical attribute, like the nice ass your friend has, or a charming smile or something, then usually their personality can make up for a lack of other good looks, presuming they have a good personality.

I don't think I'm in the majority in thinking this,though.

Exactly what I was thinking, except worded better.

Dont we all (prefer delusions).

Hurrah! At last, the tables are turned and I have made you blush. Next step: world domination.

I've no doubt you could.

7,000 since march? surely u jest. Last time I slept, I dreamt I said something in French. I took 3 years of French but def don't speak it. It was crazy.
Yes, I suppose we do. *refrains from further comment*

Mmm, world domination. Kinky.;)

You sure? I'm not.

No, I do not jest. Well, I do, but not about the postcount. I usually post over 200 a day now.

Exactly what I was thinking, except worded better.
Where were you when I posted the very same thing, but worded better still, in other threads?

Where were you when I posted the very same thing, but worded better still, in other threads?

Probably asleep.

Probably asleep.
*sigh*
Yeah, prolly. No one appreciates my serious posts. :(

Nope. -2 for you.
Nope, -2 for you!

Nope, -2 for you!
-15425 for you.

Your loss. It's your one chance to truly humble me.
It ain't you.:)

-15425 for you.
Godmode!

It ain't you.:)
What was the question? :confused:

Godmode!
Godmod! :p

What was the question? :confused:
I am being extremely subtle in my vagueness.:)
Maybe even extremely vague in my sublteness...

I am being extremely subtle in my vagueness.:)
Maybe even extremely vague in my sublteness...
So why is it that you envy me again?

Godmod! :p
See that doesn't actually make any sense.

So why is it that you envy me again?
I ain't telling.:p

My others or your others? o.O
Maybe we share others?

*sigh*
Yeah, prolly. No one appreciates my serious posts. :(

Actually, I never saw your other post on the same subject. So don't think I was trying to steal your glory or anything, I just had thoughts on the issue from personal experience. I have a bad habbit about just jumping on a forum and posting whatever in the middle of it... especially if the thread gets really long, like 50 pages or whatever this one is running now, I don't necessarily want to read all that. It would be easier if I could make it all go on one page... but I don't know how to do that. Actually, I may know how to do that, or think I do, but firefox is being screwy, so when I click on what I presume to be a drop down menu that would allow me to use the forum that way (all on one page) it doesn't do anything at all.

I'll join you soon.
*Blushes*

Wow, this thread is really long. Of course it could never rival that of the most recent paradise beach club...
Cabra West, I'm glad that you finally realised that looks matter. Generally, people who say otherwise are in denial or being very phony.
Well, duh. Hell I even deliberately pick out the cutest grocery cashier, even if it's not the shortest line, just so I can at least talk to someone pretty while shelling out money for food.

Nothin' wrong with admiration of beauty and nothin' wrong with wanting to surround yourself with beautiful things.
That's why I can't get a summer job, because nobody would go to my cash register...

See that doesn't actually make any sense.
I'm not sure what your point is.

I ain't telling.:p
If you did, I would be humbled, which is a once-in-a-lifetime accomplishment for most people, but as it is, I shall not be.

If you did, I would be humbled, which is a once-in-a-lifetime accomplishment for most people, but as it is, I shall not be.
You certainly need it.

Actually, I never saw your other post on the same subject. So don't think I was trying to steal your glory or anything, I just had thoughts on the issue from personal experience. I have a bad habbit about just jumping on a forum and posting whatever in the middle of it... especially if the thread gets really long, like 50 pages or whatever this one is running now, I don't necessarily want to read all that. It would be easier if I could make it all go on one page... but I don't know how to do that. Actually, I may know how to do that, or think I do, but firefox is being screwy, so when I click on what I presume to be a drop down menu that would allow me to use the forum that way (all on one page) it doesn't do anything at all.
No worries. Those posts were a long time ago mostly. There was one in here somewhere, but the important thing is that you understand.

Wow, this thread is really long. Of course it could never rival that of the most recent paradise beach club...
Cabra West, I'm glad that you finally realised that looks matter. Generally, people who say otherwise are in denial or being very phony.

That's why I can't get a summer job, because nobody would go to my cash register...
Give it time. It'll grow. We had one that would have, but the ThreadMaster had the mods lock it.:(

And I'm sure you don't look that bad. I do, but prolly not you.

You certainly need it.
Yeah, and one that didn't completely destroy me this time would be nice.

Yeah, and one that didn't completely destroy me this time would be nice.

I think I know why he envies you. *points and laughs*. I'm not gonna tell tho, his secret.

I think I know why he envies you. *points and laughs*. I'm not gonna tell tho, his secret.
The only thing I can't think at the moment is the last couple of links in my sig....

The only thing I can't think at the moment is the last couple of links in my sig....
Was that a sentence? What is it supposed to mean? I'm so confused!

See, I told you - blonde.

Was that a sentence? What is it supposed to mean? I'm so confused!

See, I told you - blonde.
Nevermind. It really didn't say what I wanted it too, but it is a sentence and does make sense. But you are confused enough to speculate on his envy, methinks. Not tell me, just...speculate.

I don't think looks matter... and if you had seen some of the girlfriends I've had in the past, you'd know I'm not lying about that. ;)

Honestly, though... I find that if I know someone and I like their personalities, they often just seem to become beautiful regardless of how they look.

I don't think looks matter... and if you had seen some of the girlfriends I've had in the past, you'd know I'm not lying about that. ;)

Honestly, though... I find that if I know someone and I like their personalities, they often just seem to become beautiful regardless of how they look.
That's what they all say!
*summons the guard to take you back to you cell full of fugly, pre-op. transvestites*

Nevermind. It really didn't say what I wanted it too, but it is a sentence and does make sense. But you are confused enough to speculate on his envy, methinks. Not tell me, just...speculate.
LOL, ooooo I get it now. hehehehe. Well, he may be envious of your travel plans, as well, but methinks I know the original cause of his envy.

And it may've been a sentence, but I assure you it did not make sense, at least not to me. And I read it at least 3 times.

LOL, ooooo I get it now. hehehehe. Well, he may be envious of your travel plans, as well, but methinks I know the original cause of his envy.

And it may've been a sentence, but I assure you it did not make sense, at least not to me. And I read it at least 3 times.
Oh, it makes sense, in what my English 110/204 teacher calls a "Randy-esque" way.

Now's the part where you speculate.

That's what they all say!
*summons the guard to take you back to you cell full of fugly, pre-op. transvestites*

... who would all be strangers, and thus probably wouldn't stand a chance in hell. I don't think I've ever gone out with anyone I haven't known for less than a year as a friend. ^^'

Edit: Hmm... or are you saying I'm an ugly, pre-op transvestite? It's hard to tell due to the fact that your grammar, well... sucks. ^^'

... who would all be strangers, and thus probably wouldn't stand a chance in hell. I don't think I've ever gone out with anyone I haven't known for less than a year as a friend. ^^'

Edit: Hmm... or are you saying I'm an ugly, pre-op transvestite? It's hard to tell due to the fact that your grammar, well... sucks. ^^'
You misunderstand my point. You aren't the only one who thinks as much, but people well tell you you're full of shit.

And take it as you like. That's what's so awesome about my grammar: it's completely open to interpretation. Makes conversations fun and last a long while.

... who would all be strangers, and thus probably wouldn't stand a chance in hell. I don't think I've ever gone out with anyone I haven't known for less than a year as a friend. ^^'

Edit: Hmm... or are you saying I'm an ugly, pre-op transvestite? It's hard to tell due to the fact that your grammar, well... sucks. ^^'
see! He agrees with me! Your sentence structure is impossible to understand, Monsieur Graduate Level Papers!

not to nitpick so much as to educate, a transvestite is one who wears clothing that is traditionally worn by the opposite sex. A transvestite would not have an operation. I think Sinuhue started a thread on it. (yes im hiding it in white cuz its still sort of nitpicky)

Oh, it makes sense, in what my English 110/204 teacher calls a "Randy-esque" way.

Now's the part where you speculate.
I actually went back to the sentence and began to break it down to show you that it does not in fact make sense, and then I thought, "what in the hell am i doing?" cuz even if I show you how it is incredibly unclear, u wont admit I'm right anyway.

I speculate your name is Randy, since I don't know of any famous authors named Randy. I also speculate the prof was crazy.

Somehow I typed prof and my mind made a link to pie, and I started thinking, oooo pie. Now there's something worth speculating over

see! He agrees with me! Your sentence structure is impossible to understand, Monsieur Graduate Level Papers!

not to nitpick so much as to educate, a transvestite is one who wears clothing that is traditionally worn by the opposite sex. A transvestite would not have an operation. I think Sinuhue started a thread on it. (yes im hiding it in white cuz its still sort of nitpicky)
I know it's impossible to understand. I can't help it. I've always been told that, too, so it's nothing new to me.

That's why they're transvestites, dear. They haven't gotten the operation yet.

I actually went back to the sentence and began to break it down to show you that it does not in fact make sense, and then I thought, "what in the hell am i doing?" cuz even if I show you how it is incredibly unclear, u wont admit I'm right anyway.

I speculate your name is Randy, since I don't know of any famous authors named Randy. I also speculate the prof was crazy.

Somehow I typed prof and my mind made a link to pie, and I started thinking, oooo pie. Now there's something worth speculating over
I know it's unclear, but it still makes sense. Not in the way I had intended, but it does.

LOL Yes, it is. And no, she wasn't, actually.

Maybe after you speculate about the envy, I'll take a moment to speculate with you about cherry pie.;)

I know it's unclear, but it still makes sense. Not in the way I had intended, but it does.

LOL Yes, it is. And no, she wasn't, actually.

Maybe after you speculate about the envy, I'll take a moment to speculate with you about cherry pie.;)
riiiight. whatever u say

All teachers are crazy. Or, at least, they should be. The crazier they are, the better teachers they tend to be. At least, in my experience.

All you have to do is read the conversation leading up to him saying he's envious of you. Unless I'm completely wrong (wouldn't be the first time. Second or third, more like), its fairly obvious. Even to the girl who cant figure out how your sentences make any kind of sense.

Man, you had to take my pie and make it sexual. I want strawberry rhubarb pie. mmmm rhubarb pie. My dad made cherry pie, but it was not sweet enough, i thought. I like apple pies in the fall. Man, I hate those prepackaged pies tho. ugh. Such a desecretion of something otherwise so delicious.

I was gonna go on about how strawberries and whipped cream is the best dessert of all time, more or less, and then I thought about how that was gonna become even more sexual than my pies.

Man, now I'm hungry for some strawberries.

I feel like I should post something on-topic. Looks matter. so does personality. So does scent, I believe. No one wants to be around someone stinky. And there are some colognes men wear and they walk past you, and you just want to grab him and find the nearest closet. Are guys the same way? Or is this a girl thing? Or is it not a girl thing, just a me-thing? On the otherhand, cigarette smoke is stinky and gross. Definately unattractive. Unless it leads to showering to remove the smell. But generally unattractive. I bet few people in the last 50+ pages talked about how smell causes attraction.

riiiight. whatever u say

All teachers are crazy. Or, at least, they should be. The crazier they are, the better teachers they tend to be. At least, in my experience.

All you have to do is read the conversation leading up to him saying he's envious of you. Unless I'm completely wrong (wouldn't be the first time. Second or third, more like), its fairly obvious. Even to the girl who cant figure out how your sentences make any kind of sense.

Man, you had to take my pie and make it sexual. I want strawberry rhubarb pie. mmmm rhubarb pie. My dad made cherry pie, but it was not sweet enough, i thought. I like apple pies in the fall. Man, I hate those prepackaged pies tho. ugh. Such a desecretion of something otherwise so delicious.

I was gonna go on about how strawberries and whipped cream is the best dessert of all time, more or less, and then I thought about how that was gonna become even more sexual than my pies.

Man, now I'm hungry for some strawberries.

I feel like I should post something on-topic. Looks matter. so does personality. So does scent, I believe. No one wants to be around someone stinky. And there are some colognes men wear and they walk past you, and you just want to grab him and find the nearest closet. Are guys the same way? Or is this a girl thing? Or is it not a girl thing, just a me-thing? On the otherhand, cigarette smoke is stinky and gross. Definately unattractive. Unless it leads to showering to remove the smell. But generally unattractive. I bet few people in the last 50+ pages talked about how smell causes attraction.
Oh, I thought you meant crazy compared to my standards. Yes, she qualifies as one of those teachers. Passionate, too.

I've thought of going back....but I'm just soooooo lazy....

Eew! Prepacked! *vomits* I like strawberry pie. Mmmm, it's yummy. And the sexualization is to remind me of our travel arrangement....well, that and because I think it's funny.:p And yeah, it would be more sexual, considering that's an aphrodesiac, and a particularly tasty one, at that.;)

Smell is important. I prefer a light fragrance, something mildly sweet. Taste is also importance: strawberries. There's no flavor quite so sexy as a woman who tastes like strawberries. (true, but cookie for the reference)

Oh, I thought you meant crazy compared to my standards. Yes, she qualifies as one of those teachers. Passionate, too.

I've thought of going back....but I'm just soooooo lazy....

Eew! Prepacked! *vomits* I like strawberry pie. Mmmm, it's yummy. And the sexualization is to remind me of our travel arrangement....well, that and because I think it's funny.:p And yeah, it would be more sexual, considering that's an aphrodesiac, and a particularly tasty one, at that.;)

Smell is important. I prefer a light fragrance, something mildly sweet. Taste is also importance: strawberries. There's no flavor quite so sexy as a woman who tastes like strawberries. (true, but cookie for the reference)
I dunno how crazy one would have to be to be crazy compared to your standards, but I have a feeling it is VERY crazy.

lol. Is it really an aphrodesiac? Or does the redness on the lips combined with the pursing of the lips to eat it make women look sexier?

:( I dont know the reference. I was so excited about a cookie, I even googled it to see if I could find out, but google doesnt know either. *hangs head*

Is it important the woman taste like strawberries or like the taste of strawberries. Frankly, I think a person who doesn't like strawberries is a person who ought not be trusted. Chocolate covered strawberries are also divine. I hate shampoos and conditioners that smell like food. My sister has a coconut conditioner. Smells quite good, but makes me hungry when I use it. Same with the peach shampoo. im rambling. (lol, i love how i announce that, like, in case you couldnt figure it out)

I dunno how crazy one would have to be to be crazy compared to your standards, but I have a feeling it is VERY crazy.
I'm honored. *bows*

lol. Is it really an aphrodesiac? Or does the redness on the lips combined with the pursing of the lips to eat it make women look sexier?
:eek: *swoons*

:( I dont know the reference. I was so excited about a cookie, I even googled it to see if I could find out, but google doesnt know either. *hangs head*
The 007 movie Goldeneye. Have a cookie anyway.
*tosses you the whole box*

Is it important the woman taste like strawberries or like the taste of strawberries. Frankly, I think a person who doesn't like strawberries is a person who ought not be trusted. Chocolate covered strawberries are also divine. I hate shampoos and conditioners that smell like food. My sister has a coconut conditioner. Smells quite good, but makes me hungry when I use it. Same with the peach shampoo. im rambling. (lol, i love how i announce that, like, in case you couldnt figure it out)
The chocolate covered ones with whipped cream are the real aphrodesiac. And it isn't terribly important, but I like it. And shampoos that make me...hungry could enhance the sensuality.;)

Hunger-inducing shampoos and Goldeneye quotes? Definite signs of insanity. ;)

I'm honored. *bows*


:eek: *swoons*


The 007 movie Goldeneye. Have a cookie anyway.
*tosses you the whole box*


The chocolate covered ones with whipped cream are the real aphrodesiac. And it isn't terribly important, but I like it. And shampoos that make me...hungry could enhance the sensuality.;)
LoL, i didnt know guys swooned!

*impressively catches box. fights urge to yell "ME WANT COOKIES" and inhale the entire box, Old School Cookie Monster style. daintily takes a cookie, dips in milk, eats.*ooo! peanut butter, my favorite! (my stepmother took my box of cookies on her trip with my dad. oh well)
Sean Connery is awesome. I once was making out with my boyfriend, and started talking like Sean Connery. It was so funny we just we laughing on the floor. It is hard to kiss someone while laughing.lol. That was a fun moment, though not really sexy or anything. Sean's voice is sexy, but somehow not coming from a girl. Odd.

We are gonna back slowly away from shower hunger shampoo conversation. Aren't there rules against that on this forum? So far the mods have ignored me (except when debating) and I wanna keep it that way.

Hunger-inducing shampoos and Goldeneye quotes? Definite signs of insanity. ;)
Thank you! *courtsies*

*Sits back and waits*

I feel like I should post something on-topic. Looks matter. so does personality. So does scent, I believe. No one wants to be around someone stinky. And there are some colognes men wear and they walk past you, and you just want to grab him and find the nearest closet. Are guys the same way? Or is this a girl thing? Or is it not a girl thing, just a me-thing? On the otherhand, cigarette smoke is stinky and gross. Definately unattractive. Unless it leads to showering to remove the smell. But generally unattractive. I bet few people in the last 50+ pages talked about how smell causes attraction.


Oh, I so know what you mean. Sometimes there's just this hint of a smell of a guy, a bit of sandalwood and musk, or some warm and leathery smell and it's all I can do to stop myself from grapping him and... *ahem

*blush

I'm off for a cold shower again, methinks

*Sits back and waits*

What are you waiting for, gorgeous?

What are you waiting for, gorgeous?
you... ;)

now where were we... :D

Oh, I so know what you mean. Sometimes there's just this hint of a smell of a guy, a bit of sandalwood and musk, or some warm and leathery smell and it's all I can do to stop myself from grapping him and... *ahem

*blush

I'm off for a cold shower again, methinks
So its not just me?! thats good to know. I dont even know how to describe some of the scents. Sometimes it just makes your knees weak.

Again? How many cold showers have u already had today?

So its not just me?! thats good to know. I dont even know how to describe some of the scents. Sometimes it just makes your knees weak.

Again? How many cold showers have u already had today?
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Hunger-inducing shampoos and Goldeneye quotes? Definite signs of insanity. ;)
You forgot the swooning. :p

you... ;)

now where were we... :D

I seem to remember a massage... *purrrrrr

LoL, i didnt know guys swooned!

*impressively catches box. fights urge to yell "ME WANT COOKIES" and inhale the entire box, Old School Cookie Monster style. daintily takes a cookie, dips in milk, eats.*ooo! peanut butter, my favorite! (my stepmother took my box of cookies on her trip with my dad. oh well)
Sean Connery is awesome. I once was making out with my boyfriend, and started talking like Sean Connery. It was so funny we just we laughing on the floor. It is hard to kiss someone while laughing.lol. That was a fun moment, though not really sexy or anything. Sean's voice is sexy, but somehow not coming from a girl. Odd.

We are gonna back slowly away from shower hunger shampoo conversation. Aren't there rules against that on this forum? So far the mods have ignored me (except when debating) and I wanna keep it that way.
This one does, but only for very special ladies. I think you're the second.

Sean Connery wasn't in that one. It was Brosnan, or whatever his name was. And I imagine it wasn't sexy, but it would be funny in a very cute sort of way. I can't do a Connery impression very well, but my Russian impression is so horrible it sounds like a Gaelic accent.

And I dunno what you had in mind with that, but if you wanna discuss it more, we could do so via IM.

Oh, I so know what you mean. Sometimes there's just this hint of a smell of a guy, a bit of sandalwood and musk, or some warm and leathery smell and it's all I can do to stop myself from grapping him and... *ahem

*blush

I'm off for a cold shower again, methinks
I had one of those. Remember what they do for me?;)

So its not just me?! thats good to know. I dont even know how to describe some of the scents. Sometimes it just makes your knees weak.

Again? How many cold showers have u already had today?

If you didn't keep count, I definitely didn't :p

And I go for woody, warm, earthy, oriental smells. Totally.

I seem to remember a massage... *purrrrrr
Mmm, so there was....
*strokes the small of your back*

This one does, but only for very special ladies. I think you're the second.
*Blushes*

Sean Connery wasn't in that one. It was Brosnan, or whatever his name was.
The Halle Berry one was the only non-Connery 007 I remember seeing. That and the little skit I did with some family and close friends. It was hysterical. I was given the role of M.

And I imagine it wasn't sexy, but it would be funny in a very cute sort of way. I can't do a Connery impression very well, but my Russian impression is so horrible it sounds like a Gaelic accent.
lol it was funny. I can't do a Conner impression that well, either, which made it even funnier. Sometimes I adapt odd accents for no apparent reason. After watching Bend it Like Beckham me and my best friend talked in fake british accents the entire afternoon. we werent even consciously doing it at first, we'd just sorta picked it up from the film.

And I dunno what you had in mind with that, but if you wanna discuss it more, we could do so via IM.
No, thanks. There are some things even I am not comfortable talking about. At least, not with strangers I only know from the internet. Nothing personal at all, just a recognition of my own naivety and the dangers of complete internet anonymity. We can talk about pie, though. Or strawberries or sean connery or whatever, though.

Technically, that's not fair. They say that each and every person has an unconscious blueprint in their head of a type of person they would find attractive. For me, it's girls with very very dark hair. You ARE able to judge people based on looks, as long as you judge them equally on character. If one fits but not the other, then it'd be pretty hard to be attracted to them! Don't forget, as arrogant as we are, and almighty as we think we are, we're really just glorified animals. It's really NOT your fault... not only to say that to make you feel better, but also remember, it's true. (Not to mention it's somewhat sobering to think how genetically close we are with animals... chimpanzees... even whales, for that matter! ;)

*Blushes*
You're not the only one. [insert blushing smiley on my computer]

The Halle Berry one was the only non-Connery 007 I remember seeing. That and the little skit I did with some family and close friends. It was hysterical. I was given the role of M.
It was the one with the Russian...nothing you're really missing. It's just mediocre when I'm in a good mood.

lol it was funny. I can't do a Conner impression that well, either, which made it even funnier. Sometimes I adapt odd accents for no apparent reason. After watching Bend it Like Beckham me and my best friend talked in fake british accents the entire afternoon. we werent even consciously doing it at first, we'd just sorta picked it up from the film.
Yeah, I do that, too. Sometimes I'll start with Irish, end up in a British accent or another, and finish with a moderate German accent.

No, thanks. There are some things even I am not comfortable talking about. At least, not with strangers I only know from the internet. Nothing personal at all, just a recognition of my own naivety and the dangers of complete internet anonymity. We can talk about pie, though. Or strawberries or sean connery or whatever, though.
Good, 'cause I wouldn't have talked about that. Random other things, sure, but not sexual things. I'd like talking about other things some time. What IM service do you use?

Technically, that's not fair. They say that each and every person has an unconscious blueprint in their head of a type of person they would find attractive. For me, it's girls with very very dark hair. You ARE able to judge people based on looks, as long as you judge them equally on character. If one fits but not the other, then it'd be pretty hard to be attracted to them! Don't forget, as arrogant as we are, and almighty as we think we are, we're really just glorified animals. It's really NOT your fault... not only to say that to make you feel better, but also remember, it's true. (Not to mention it's somewhat sobering to think how genetically close we are with animals... chimpanzees... even whales, for that matter! ;)
I dunno, I've been attracted to tall guys, short guys, thin (not like wiry, but not muscular or beefy), White guys with dark hair, White guys with light hair, Black guys (mostly with hair cut really short tho), Asian guys, somewhat-chunky guys. There really is not a pattern. At least not for looks. Do I have an ideal? Yes - Josh Hartnett. Sean Patrick Thomas is hot, too. Hell, George Clooney and Sean Connery are hot and they could be my father or grandfather.

Don't get me wrong. Looks help, and may be somewhat important. But they are a tenth of the consideration, compared to personality, intelligence, sense of humor, etc etc etc.

You're not the only one. [insert blushing smiley on my computer]


It was the one with the Russian...nothing you're really missing. It's just mediocre when I'm in a good mood.


Yeah, I do that, too. Sometimes I'll start with Irish, end up in a British accent or another, and finish with a moderate German accent.


Good, 'cause I wouldn't have talked about that. Random other things, sure, but not sexual things. I'd like talking about other things some time. What IM service do you use?
My brother will talk in all kinds of accents, but he always ends up with a scottish/sean connery kind of accent. its hilarious.

erm, I use AIM, but i'm not gonna give you my sn. Nothing personal. But theres nothing I wanna say that cant be said on NS general. ya know? please dont be offended.

My brother will talk in all kinds of accents, but he always ends up with a scottish/sean connery kind of accent. its hilarious.

erm, I use AIM, but i'm not gonna give you my sn. Nothing personal. But theres nothing I wanna say that cant be said on NS general. ya know? please dont be offended.
Yeah, mine usually manages to lead back to a Gaelic accent if I don't give up with the German. Usually that one starts to frustrate people.

Not at all. I understand. I don't really say anything in it that I wouldn't say on the forums, but it's just a more convenient form of communication. But that's cool.

I'm not sure what your point is.
Godmode makes more sense because it is a setting like.
Happy Mode
Sad Mode
Angry Mode
I'm gonna kick your Arse Mode.

WTF is a Mod?
Kat,TG,Erastide...

I ain't telling.:p If you did, I would be humbled, which is a once-in-a-lifetime accomplishment for most people, but as it is, I shall not be.
Oh well.

Godmode makes more sense because it is a setting like.
Happy Mode
Sad Mode
Angry Mode
I'm gonna kick your Arse Mode.

WTF is a Mod?
Kat,TG,Erastide...
This is why you fail.
*shakes head in disappointment*

Oh well.
Meh. *shrugs*

try being single (more or less) for 32 years :p ;)
Wow! :eek: I can't imagine a great looking woman like you not having lots of people of both sexes after you.

Wow! :eek: I can't imagine a great looking woman like you not having lots of people of both sexes after you.
Oh, we're all after her; she just can't decide on one.;)