NationStates Jolt Archive

*Walks in and sits in a comfortable chair.*

What's this about Rambo giving me advice I heard?

Rambo is the last person I need advice from, that's the last resort I'd go to. If I needed advice from him, I'd just jump off my cliff head first.

*Walks over and pours himself several shots and downs them in quick succession.*

'Food? Well thats certainly no problem' He chuckled
'But I think we may draw the line at puppies, they may be the other white meat, but the RSPCA is still on our backs'
I do better when the food is still alive. People, cat, anything as long as its alive.

*puts the sunglasses on* Thanks Orchid. It was too damn bright in here.

*Meg glanced over to Cuneo and smiled softly*

'well if you seriously hurt him, I wont accept you anymore' she said,

'he's a man with a confused heart, i'd rather you go and talk to the man, offer support, he needs friends right now' she said, kissing him long and hard.

'life is too short to hold grudges' she said softly after pulling away,

*sighs long and hard*
alright i'll talk to him again.....if that doesn't work though......
*kisses her hard*
*his hand starts twitching again at wha cuneo said*

*Takes the carcass of whatever it is Mae has and takes it to Tull.*

Sorry.....it's dead and skinned, but at least its food.....I'll find you something later...like I did before....

*Goes back outside to Mae....*

What is that meat you have there.....shall I take it in to him?
It's a side of beef. *Hands it to Orchid along with the tub of tartar source*

I think he means it...He's going to kill me somehow so I can't come back again. For being an idiot he's gotten alot smarter.

*Tries to contain himself.*

Rambo, I suggest you see a neurologist about that hand twitch. And if it's meant to scare me, see a psychiatrist instead.

*Sees Meg's smile and forces a smile back.*

*Takes the carcass of whatever it is Mae has and takes it to Tull.*

Sorry.....it's dead and skinned, but at least its food.....I'll find you something later...like I did before....

Ugh! I hate tartar sauce. Thanks though.
*Digs into the side of beef*

Meg got up and walked over to Cuneo.
*she put her hand tightly over his*

*Jon sighed as he left the room where the CCTV camera's operated, having recorded what he wanted to. He put it all on one tape, put a large truncheon in with it, tied it up with string, attached a note and left*

*one hour later a delivery guy walked in and handed the package to Rambo*
This is for you, came from somebody at this club, completely anonymous. No idea who it might be.

*in the meantime, Jon was sleeping back in his Cabana*


OOC: Rambo, TG.

*Quickly mixes a couple of drinks, then smoothly steps between Rambo and Cuneo, shoving a drink in Cuneo's face*

Would you like something to drink?

*Smile*

What Meg? Are you sure you should have your hand on me with tough guy right over there?

*Fake shiver.*

Sure Lush, I could use a drink right now.

*Takes the drink.*

What is this anyway?

OOC: I have to go, so I'll see you all later :D

It's a side of beef. *Hands it to Orchid along with the tub of tartar source*

I think he means it...He's going to kill me somehow so I can't come back again. For being an idiot he's gotten alot smarter.
*Standing with her back to the wall, Orchid remembers the cold touch of this woman.....and the screams back at the caves!*

So how came you to be back this time hun?

OOC: I have to go, so I'll see you all later :D
Have a good one!

OOC: I have to go, so I'll see you all later :D
OOC: See ya round Stag.

OOC: I have to go, so I'll see you all later :D
OOC
Bye Stags....

IC
Thanks for your help.....

'I just....I dont know...I cant do anything right, him over there gets stressed when I just talk and you are treating me like crap just because i said no' she said.

'Thats...why...I wanna leave' she said quietly.

*Standing with her back to the wall, Orchid remembers the cold touch of this woman.....and the screams back at the caves!*

So how came you to be back this time hun?
I don't know. I think I've always been here, waiting for dumbass to come to his senses and return to our home. We've got a kingdom to rule, and heirs to make. If he could drop this I'm a troll foolishness, he just a normal Prince. Granted he comes from an old line surrounded with horrible stories but I've never believed them.

*Jon sighed as he left the room where the CCTV camera's operated, having recorded what he wanted to. He put it all on one tape, put a large truncheon in with it, tied it up with string, attached a note and left*

*one hour later a delivery guy walked in and handed the package to Rambo*
This is for you, came from somebody at this club, completely anonymous. No idea who it might be.

*in the meantime, Jon was sleeping back in his Cabana*


OOC: Rambo, TG.

*he opened the box, saw what was in it, read the note and put the note in his pocket and the box behind the bar*

him over there gets stressed when I just talk
OOC note: You may not want to lie to Rambo about that, the tapes Jon sent include four instances of you and Cuneo kissing. For some reason Rambo isn't opening them, but if he does, lying won't help.

I don't know. I think I've always been here, waiting for dumbass to come to his senses and return to our home. We've got a kingdom to rule, and heirs to make. If he could drop this I'm a troll foolishness, he just a normal Prince. Granted he comes from an old line surrounded with horrible stories but I've never believed them.
So he's not really a troll!

I never realised......

*Goes back into Tull.....*

I'm glad that Stag made you feel better....but i have to go and wake Jon up now......I know you'll understand!

Don't do anything drastic to Mae just yet though will you?

*Goes back outside.*

I think you should just go stay in a different cabana for now...I'll see what I can do about you later...but I must go see Jon now....I know you'll understand...

What Meg? Are you sure you should have your hand on me with tough guy right over there?

*Fake shiver.*

Sure Lush, I could use a drink right now.

*Takes the drink.*

What is this anyway?

Just a Long Island Iced tea...

*wakes up out on the beach*

*stands up and walks inside*

*Walks the short distance to Jons cabana...creeps into the room and jumps on his head.....*

Come on....you sleep far to much...wake up!

So he's not really a troll!

I never realised......

*Goes back into Tull.....*

I'm glad that Stag made you feel better....but i have to go and wake Jon up now......I know you'll understand!

Don't do anything drastic to Mae just yet though will you?

*Goes back outside.*

I think you should just go stay in a different cabana for now...I'll see what I can do about you later...but I must go see Jon now....I know you'll understand...
Okay..Tell him I said hello.
*pulls himself out of bed. For not having legs, he was still almost 6' tall. Tull dragged himself out the back door and down to the river*

Okay..Tell him I said hello.
*pulls himself out of bed. For not having legs, he was still almost 6' tall. Tull dragged himself out the back door and down to the river*
OOC
You should ask LP for a couple of tips.... :D

*puts his shades on and watches the two talk*
OOC:TG nightfox

Meg I treat you as best I can, it's just hard when you hurt my feelings okay.

What's this about tapes they have.

*Takes the video camera from John and throws it against the wall.*

*Tullamore dragged himself into the river and quietly submerged*

OOC: GTG. Have a good weekend everyone.

*Walks the short distance to Jons cabana...creeps into the room and jumps on his head.....*

Come on....you sleep far to much...wake up!
OUCH! You are not into gentle awakenings are you?
*puts the pillow over his head and pretends to ignore her*

*Tullamore dragged himself into the river and quietly submerged*

OOC: GTG. Have a good weekend everyone.
OOC
Thanks...you too.... :fluffle:

'I dont know' she said clueless.

she whispered in his ear.

'i still love you as my friend and for now thats all it can be, you understand?' she asked firmly.

What's this about tapes they have.

*Takes the video camera from John and throws it against the wall.*
OOC: No offence, but you're an idiot. Its CCTV camera's, and Rambo already got hold of them, they are in his possession, you have no idea what they contain, and you have no idea Jon is involved.

OUCH! You are not into gentle awakenings are you?
*puts the pillow over his head and pretends to ignore her*
*Bounces up and down pulling at the pillow....*

Wake up....I've been awake for ages....and doing good turns for friends....all you've done for at least.....ummm.....4 hours... is snore.....

soap opera still on. I thought I changed the channel.

soap opera still on. I thought I changed the channel.

No. It's one of those TV's that gets stuck on one channel, and can never be turned off, try as you might.

*Bounces up and down pulling at the pillow....*

Wake up....I've been awake for ages....and doing good turns for friends....all you've done for at least.....ummm.....4 hours... is snore.....
4 hours?!?!?! 4 F-CKING HOURS? I have at least eight more to go then.
*pulls the covers over his head, and gives fake snores*

No. It's one of those TV's that gets stuck on one channel, and can never be turned off, try as you might.
OOC
You did change channels...one of the soaps is a different one....
:D

OOC
You did change channels...one of the soaps is a different one....
:D

OOC: Haha, no, that TV just shorted out. This one is on a different set ;)

4 hours?!?!?! 4 F-CKING HOURS? I have at least eight more to go then.
*pulls the covers over his head, and gives fake snores*

If it's only 4 hours thats your fault....
;)
*Pulls the cover down.....and starts to pound his chest with the pillow.*

Wake up.....or it'll be the cold water again!

OOC: Haha, no, that TV just shorted out. This one is on a different set ;)
OOC
One of them has too many repeats......

No. It's one of those TV's that gets stuck on one channel, and can never be turned off, try as you might.

I hate that TV. :mad:

Everyone should come out and sit in the sand with me and relax.

OOC
One of them has too many repeats......

OOC: Yeah...and not enough commercials...

If it's only 4 hours thats your fault....
;)
*Pulls the cover down.....and starts to pound his chest with the pillow.*

Wake up.....or it'll be the cold water again!
Well what could I do, I was in bed with a beautiful woman the whole night. *mutters something that sounds like, "given the choice, anyone would have chosen less sleep"*
*hears the second sentence and dives out of bed for his clothes*

Meg noticed that Cuneo had disappeared, she walked over to Rambo.

'God I am exhausted, I need some fresh air' she said flopping onto the sofa next to Rambo, she then snuggled up close.

'no matter what Cuneo says, I love you, i adore you- dont ever forget that' she said.

Well what could I do, I was in bed with a beautiful woman the whole night. *mutters something that sounds like, "given the choice, anyone would have chosen less sleep"*
*hears the second sentence and dives out of bed for his clothes*
*Sits on the side of the bed watching as he pulls his clothes on.*

Your scars are clearing nicely.....

Want a cuppa?

Hello?

*swaggers into the bar*

Hey LP, welcome back

Hello?

*swaggers into the bar*
OOC
Quick party!

Meg noticed that Cuneo had disappeared, she walked over to Rambo.

'God I am exhausted, I need some fresh air' she said flopping onto the sofa next to Rambo, she then snuggled up close.

'no matter what Cuneo says, I love you, i adore you- dont ever forget that' she said.

i could use some fresh air too
*takes her by the hand and walks outside*
OOC:bb in 10

We'll be right back, after this!
*scene switches from PC to a man at the wheel of a car*
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OOC
ROFLMAO

*Decides against entering the club and diverts to the elevator and goes up to his penthouse.*

*Sees his gun and picks it up.*

*Sits on the side of the bed watching as he pulls his clothes on.*

Your scars are clearing nicely.....

Want a cuppa?
Hm? Yeah, sure, I'll be along in a minute ok? Get us a table by the window;)
*goes into the bathroom to shave*

Meg sat on her favourite rock and helped Rambo up to sit with her.
'this is so beautiful' she sighed.

*Thinks about whether to point the gun at himself, or at Rambo.*

We'll be right back, after this!
*scene switches from PC to a man at the wheel of a car*
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*Presses 2*

Hey there Lu.......something..... I'm bad with names.

*thinks*

Damnit

Hm? Yeah, sure, I'll be along in a minute ok? Get us a table by the window;)
*goes into the bathroom to shave*
Ok...wil do.....

*Walks into the bar....and finds a table next to the window.*

evening all.....nice night!

We'll be right back, after this!
*scene switches from PC to a man at the wheel of a car*
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Oooo, car. . . .

*drools*

Hey Orchid

*waves....again*

Hey there Lu.......something..... I'm bad with names.

*thinks*

Damnit

*Smiles*

No worries. Call me Lush :)

Hey Orchid

*waves....again*
*Waves*
Hey LP...Tull might need some advice from you!

*a heavy mist descended, and in the fog, Meg and Rambo heard a noise of creaking timbers and finally, a crash. The fog cleared as suddenly as it had arrived, leaving behind it a ship, with a hole in the side, rapidly sinking into the cove*

OOC: The old ghost was a bit boring, time for a new character.

OOC: Nightfox, rambo's away at the minute, ill tell him whats happening wen he comes back. ;)

Lush it is. Hello.

*makes a little bow*

Tull is back? When? Where?

*Gets up and walks to the door*

Goodbye all, have a good night!

OOC: I'm off to work

Lush it is. Hello.

*makes a little bow*

Tull is back? When? Where?
Someone cut his legs off....

OOC: I'm off to work
OOC:
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See you Lush;)

*Gets up and walks to the door*

Goodbye all, have a good night!

OOC: I'm off to work
OOC
Ooh bad!!!!
See yas.....

*Walks downstairs, gun in his suit pocket.*

*Mumbles under his breath.*

If the idiot wants to play that game, I've got my weapon for protection.

OOC: have fun Lush

IC: What?!? Why?

And how can I help? He still has one

Meg sat on her favourite rock and helped Rambo up to sit with her.
'this is so beautiful' she sighed.

yeah it is.......i love it
it's so tranquil

*the ship sank, and before it did, a clear view of it could be seen. Once a proud battleship, but many years ago. As Rambo and Meg looked on, the timbers turned old and the iron rusted, the ship reverted to would have looked without any of the loving restoration it had been given. Or had it? Somewhere, there had been an illusion....*

OOC: have fun Lush

IC: What?!? Why?

And how can I help? He still has one
no both of them are gone......he might need you to tell him how to manage.....without so to speak....

'I am sorry about this business with Cuneo, I suppose...I shouldnt have lead him on in the early stages' she said.

'Rambo, I want to leave if this gets any worse' she said quietly.

*Orchid goes out to make some tea for herself and Jon...*

any one else want tea?

'I am sorry about this business with Cuneo, I suppose...I shouldnt have lead him on in the early stages' she said.

'Rambo, I want to leave if this gets any worse' she said quietly.

we will, i promise you

no both of them are gone......he might need you to tell him how to manage.....without so to speak....
My god...... that IS terrible....

How did he get here?

*joins Orchid at her table*

OOC: Rambo, TG.

IC:
*Jon stepped out of the bathroom, put on some clothes and headed into the Cabana. He stepped out of the way as Cuneo walked past, he cocked an eyebrow, shrugged then walked over to where Orchid sat*
Hey, now that I'm as awake as I'm going to be, how are you?
*hugs her gently, then sits down, scratching his lower back where the scars were*

'I just want to be friends with Cuneo, why cant he see it' she sighed, she curled up tight to him to preserve heat.

My god...... that IS terrible....

How did he get here?

*joins Orchid at her table*
I don't know.....

Stag and myself went in to help him...he was badly burned...Stag healed him.....

*walks in dragging the crowbar*

Hey everyone, any exciting news today?

'I just want to be friends with Cuneo, why cant he see it' she sighed, she curled up tight to him to preserve heat.

*wrapped his arm around her*
i'm getting an uneasy feeling about cuneo and his attitude

OOC: Rambo, TG.

IC:
*Jon stepped out of the bathroom, put on some clothes and headed into the Cabana. He stepped out of the way as Cuneo walked past, he cocked an eyebrow, shrugged then walked over to where Orchid sat*
Hey, now that I'm as awake as I'm going to be, how are you?
*hugs her gently, then sits down, scratching his lower back where the scars were*
I'm great....and I have bits of news for you.....

*Scratches his back for him*

*Walks in, sees POKER!!!!*

Am I interrupting? Hi Jon.

*goes outside again and lies down on his back in the sand*

'Uneasy...if he gets near you with a gun, I'll get him first' she said sliding her trousers up to reveal a pistol strapped to her leg.

'I dont want to loose you' she said.

I'm great....and I have bits of news for you.....

*Scratches his back for him*
Oooh, news is always good. Unless its bad I suppose. But its probably gossip anyway. So what is this news? Or is it gossip? I'm confusing myself, am I confusing you? :p

*walks in dragging the crowbar*

Hey everyone, any exciting news today?
Hey Sage.....still got the crowbar then!

Wow, see what happened. Rambo started crap about his gun, so then I got my gun for protection. Now Meg gets her gun.

See what you've started Rambo.

*Chuckles.*

Idiot.

No LP.....you aren't intruding.....


Oooh, news is always good. Unless its bad I suppose. But its probably gossip anyway. So what is this news? Or is it gossip? I'm confusing myself, am I confusing you? :p

Yes Jon you are confusing me.....
Not all gossip....The Lush guy was doing a sketch of me!

And we found Tull......

Am I interrupting? Hi Jon.
Nah, not at all, stay. Hows life treating you LP?

Hey Sage.....still got the crowbar then!
Yup...self defense

*hears Cuneo talking, and walks over in front of the man, throwing the crowbar onto his shoulder*

Listen Cuneo, you don't need to get hostile or anyting. We don't want any fighting. I've been known to...break...up fights, if you get what I mean.

*sits up when he hears Cuneo talk*

what do you plan to do with that Cuneo?

I'm okay.....better than Tull by the sound of it.

'Uneasy...if he gets near you with a gun, I'll get him first' she said sliding her trousers up to reveal a pistol strapped to her leg.

'I dont want to loose you' she said.

*smiles at the fact that she has a gun*
when did you get that.......was that from my gun room at my house?
if anyting i'd take a bullet for you

*Watches the guys getting tough, and prepares to jump behind the bar....again.....
Checks bag for sandwiches and bottled water*

*Stops playing poker after a tournament, walk outside, looking for babes.*

Rambo has been indirectly threatening to kill me for two days now. So I got a gun for protection, after he already had one ready. So then as if we need another gun in the mix, Meg got one.

I'll be the first to turn mine in.

I'm sure Meg would be okay with doing that too. And Rambo, don't resort to violence all the time. Let's give Sage our guns.

*Hands his gun to Sage.*

I don't want violence in the club either.

I'm okay.....better than Tull by the sound of it.
Yes poor guy....I think Mae has been poisoning him....she is totally mad of course!

Good descision Cuneo.

*relaxes and lays back down in the sand*

*Hands his gun to Sage.*

I don't want violence in the club either.
:eek:

Rambo has been indirectly threatening to kill me for two days now. So I got a gun for protection, after he already had one ready. So then as if we need another gun in the mix, Meg got one.

I'll be the first to turn mine in.

I'm sure Meg would be okay with doing that too. And Rambo, don't resort to violence all the time. Let's give Sage our guns.

*Hands his gun to Sage.*

I don't want violence in the club either.
*takes the gun from Cuneo*

Thank you Cuneo, I knew you could come to your senses.

*turns to Rambo and Meg*

Now, I don't want any violence going on in here ok? Thats strictly my job, to cause violence. I will also break up violence though. I do not like you bickering amongst each other.

*turns back to Cuneo, aims the gun and fires, the bullet busts through the floor right beside the man's feet, Sage then raises the gun and fires the rest of the round into the ceiling*

Now Rambo, Meg, give me your weapons.

'Rambo!, I am not letting you die for me, take that back now, if we are to die, we die together - get it?' she said, taking his hand and squeezing.

'me? take from your gun house....i would never do that' she said winking slyly, kissing him lightly.

OOC: rambo and meg are outside

Yes poor guy....I think Mae has been poisoning him....she is totally mad of course!
What the..... Mae?

*thinks furiously*

Why?

*she strolls on the beach, humming an old hymn, the oldest hymn actually... she laughs at her own sentimentality... and slowly she makes her way to the bar. she looks up as she enters, smiles to everyone and goes to sit on a stool, still humming*

*jumps up at the gunshots*

damn Sage! Couldn't you just pull out the clip. Gave me a friggin heart attack.

*lies back down*

What the..... Mae?

*thinks furiously*

Why?
When she touched me...she is cold like ice....like a corpse.....
And I think I remember her being killed in the caves.....

What do you call those people who come back from the dead?

*she strolls on the beach, humming an old hymn, the oldest hymn actually... she laughs at her own sentimentality... and slowly she makes her way to the bar. she looks up as she enters, smiles to everyone and goes to sit on a stool, still humming*
hey Celeste

*waves from the table*

'Rambo!, I am not letting you die for me, take that back now, if we are to die, we die together - get it?' she said, taking his hand and squeezing.

'me? take from your gun house....i would never do that' she said winking slyly, kissing him lightly.

OOC:btw meg and i are out far away from the club on a rock by the ocean

IC:no i won't take it back, i'll die so you can live
promise me you will run if anything happens to me

*she strolls on the beach, humming an old hymn, the oldest hymn actually... she laughs at her own sentimentality... and slowly she makes her way to the bar. she looks up as she enters, smiles to everyone and goes to sit on a stool, still humming*
*Waves*

Hi celeste......

*she strolls on the beach, humming an old hymn, the oldest hymn actually... she laughs at her own sentimentality... and slowly she makes her way to the bar. she looks up as she enters, smiles to everyone and goes to sit on a stool, still humming*

*Walks inside, sits down next to Celeste*

'Hey, sexy' ;)

OOC: rambo and meg are outside
(OOC: Okkk...)

Sorry Squorn.

*walks outside to Rambo and Meg*

Cuneo gave up his gun, and I ask you surrender your's to me as well.

My name is Hans Briggs. I work for the Grand Republic Intelligence Division. Officially, I don't exist in any record or government database; I'm not paid through regular means, I have no military record; I don't even have a date of birth or a birth certificate. Like I said, officially, I don't exist. Unofficially, I work for the Republic and its shadier agencies that work to protect the Republic and its citizens from dangers they'll never even know about.

I climbed over a fence, landed softly, made very little noise. I looked out on the target area; 'Paradise Club'. Some kind of beach party with a bar attached. So innocent, so...naive. But, I'd been given my orders. Terminate target on sight with extreme prejudice. I don't know who the guy was, but he must have pissed someone off a lot to be the subject of an 'Extreme Prejudice' order. I shrugged mentally; it really wasn't my place to question orders. Instead, I moved to a nice, closed off sand dune about three hundred metres from the main beach hut, where I'd been told the target would be. I quickly set up the sniper rifle on the soft sand, a ghillie blanket to support its weight. It was a Barrett .50 Calibre, a deadly weapon that would rip someone open like a melon when the round hit. I put the heavy barrel down, for now, as its not time for the shooting to begin for quite a while.

I stand up, shrug off the sand thats covered me already, and put on the beach clothes next to me, covering the camouflage suit. I then take a deep breath, and stroll down into the Club itself...I hate interacting with civilians, and I finger the combat knife in the inside of my brown combat boot for comfort...

When she touched me...she is cold like ice....like a corpse.....
And I think I remember her being killed in the caves.....

What do you call those people who come back from the dead?
Oh my...... Ghost? Zombie?.....Vampire?

hey Celeste

*waves from the table*

Hi LP... i see you've healed... *smiles*

*Walks inside, sits down next to The Chocolate Godess*

'Hey, sexy' ;)

*she bursts out laughing*
Sorry, hi... i"ve been called many things recently... that's not one of them.
*she beams at him*

Hi LP... i see you've healed... *smiles*
Yes I have

*looks at his own hand*

I told you it was nothing to worry about

'Ok Sage, just dont shoot me' Meg said, undoing the two straps on each leg, she handed two guns to Sage.

'...there...happy?' she asked.

'Ok Sage, just dont shoot me' Meg said, undoing the two straps on each leg, she handed two guns to Sage.

'...there...happy?' she asked.
Yes..now you Rambo

*Waves*

Hi celeste......

*she turns to Orchid*
Hello gorgeous. Had a chance to try the lotion yet?

*she bursts out laughing*
Sorry, hi... i"ve been called many things recently... that's not one of them.
*she beams at him*

*Walks away with tail between legs.*

Oh my...... Ghost? Zombie?.....Vampire?

Zombies!!!!!! Where?!!!!

*grabs a piece of driftwood*

Yes..now you Rambo

i can't give up my guns......
the most i can do is lock them up in my car and promise not to get them

Yes I have

*looks at his own hand*

I told you it was nothing to worry about
*she swivels to keep everyone in view*
i know... i'm just a worrier... i've had loads of practice...

*Walks inside, sits down next to Celeste*

'Hey, sexy' ;)
OOC: OUT OUT OUT! GET OUT! *chases you out with a broom*
Isn't one womanizing git enough?

i can't give up my guns......
the most i can do is lock them up in my car and promise not to get them
Except you go to your car like...everyday, or else it'd serve no purpose. Lets up it this way Rambo. Either you give me your guns, or your car winds up out in the ocean. Which do you prefer? It's not like I'll eat your guns anyways.

Oh my...... Ghost? Zombie?.....Vampire?
Zombie...that's it...I'm sure she's a zombie...

Whilst he was talking she slid her hand in his trouser back pocket and cheekily squeezed his bum.
'yeh, they are rare things arent they' she said, nodding in agreement with Rambo

I go to the bar. Its a ramshackle affair, hardly impressive, and I doubt it would stand a drunken Marine beign thrown through it, which is how I usually rate Bar furniture of most types. I cough, politely, and ask the bartender for a water and lemonade, mixed together, with a twist of barly. No drinking for me; I'm officially on duty now. I just need the drink to 'Mingle' as I believe its termed, and recconoitre the target, make sure he hasn't moved too far.

Zombie...that's it...I'm sure she's a zombie...
OOC: Well, there are the ghouls that run around in the woods... ;)

*she turns to Orchid*
Hello gorgeous. Had a chance to try the lotion yet?
*Winks*

Ask Jon!

*Walks away with tail between legs.*

*she puts her hand on his arm quickly*
I didn't mean to be rude or anything... i was just surprised.
i could never take a compliment...
How about a drink to apologize?
*eyes fluttering*

Rambo be a man, give up your gun. Meg and I did, surprise me for once and don't be an idiot.

Except you go to your car like...everyday, or else it'd serve no purpose. Lets up it this way Rambo. Either you give me your guns, or your car winds up out in the ocean. Which do you prefer? It's not like I'll eat your guns anyways.

i can always get another car
*smiles*

Zombie...that's it...I'm sure she's a zombie...

WHERE?!!!

*looks around franticly*

*runs off onto the beach shouting incoherently*

i can always get another car
*smiles*
Except you're guns will be in the ocean. or do you keep them somewhere else?

*she puts her hand on his arm quickly*
I didn't mean to be rude or anything... i was just surprised.
i could never take a compliment...
How about a drink to apologize?
*eyes fluttering*

*Smiles, sits back down*

'Rambo....give the GUN to him' she said.

OOC: Well, there are the ghouls that run around in the woods... ;)
Well I'm used to Tull the Troll...but Mae the zombie.....

What ghouls? :eek:

Well I'm used to Tull the Troll...but Mae the zombie.....

What ghouls? :eek:
OOC: Sage's 'friends' as Rambo put it

*she swivels to keep everyone in view*
i know... i'm just a worrier... i've had loads of practice...
That's okay Celeste. I know all about that

A.... *lowers his voice* zombie? You really thinkso?

OOC: Sage's 'friends' as Rambo put it
OOC
Sages friends must be ok.....they are Sages friends..... :D

'Rambo....give the GUN to him' she said.

*takes the glock 18c out from his back and slides it down the rock to sage*
there i gave you a gun, happy?

'good boy' Meg said kissing him softly.

Well I'm used to Tull the Troll...but Mae the zombie.....

What ghouls? :eek:
*she turns around very quickly to stare at Orchid*
What do you just say?!!!

That's okay Celeste. I know all about that

A.... *lowers his voice* zombie? You really thinkso?
How else would a woman who hugged me feel as cold as marble?

*Winks*

Ask Jon!
*sniffs her neck*
Mmmmm... grapefruit am I correct? Smells lovely, nicely done Celeste :)
*puts an arm around Orchid*

*takes the glock 18c out from his back and slides it down the rock to sage*
there i gave you a gun, happy?
A gun yes, but do you have others?

*turns around and shouts*

Hey Cuneo! Are you guys gonna forfeit all your guns or just one?

*she turns around very quickly to stare at Orchid*
What do you just say?!!!
Ummm....ghouls....Trolls....Zombie?

Sage, if necessary, you give me that crowbar and I'll screw up his piece of crap car.

Ummm....ghouls....Trolls....Zombie?

Agh! Where?!

*Runs past Meg, Rambo and Sage shouting*

Watch out for the zombies guys!

continues to run down the beach.

*sniffs her neck*
Mmmmm... grapefruit am I correct? Smells lovely, nicely done Celeste :)
*puts an arm around Orchid*
*Nuzzles in closer.....*

;)
Yes thanks Celeste....
mmmmm

Sage, if necessary, you give me that crowbar and I'll screw up his piece of crap car.
Oh if I wanted to screw up his car I could do it myself...which I might do.

*sneaks up behind LP, puts her hands over his eyes and whispers in his ear* guess who....

*Runs past Meg, Rambo and Sage shouting*

Watch out for the zombies guys!

continues to run down the beach.
Ok, don't worry, I'll keep an eye out!

'crap....pffft....umm its a Lotus 340r, i hardly think its crap' Meg said, smiling evily.

'crap....pffft....umm its a Lotus 340r, i hardly think its crap' Meg said, smiling evily.
*Sigh*

Remember my morgan......Jon....LP.....
:(

*Nuzzles in closer.....*
Its brilliant, complements you perfectly.
*squeezes her slightly*

'good boy' Meg said kissing him softly.

good? oh.....
*smiles and kisses her back*

How else would a woman who hugged me feel as cold as marble?
Why does she hug then..... All I heard about zombies is that they eat brains....all the time

*sniffs her neck*
Mmmmm... grapefruit am I correct? Smells lovely, nicely done Celeste :)
*puts an arm around Orchid*

*she winks at JOn*
I have more.. come over anytime...

'after all this do you fancy an early night' she whispered softly, her warm breath tingled his cold ear.

Why does she hug then..... All I heard about zombies is that they eat brains....all the time
OOC: Man, zombies only eat sweet love all the time :P

*sneaks up behind LP, puts her hands over his eyes and whispers in his ear* guess who....
My Santa.... what a high voice you have

I know you could screw it up yourself, but it would deny me so much pleasure.

A Lotus, ooh, big deal.

I drive a Ferrari, and I have a Lotus too, and a few Jags.

So hurry up and both of you give up all your guns. I only have one, as only one gun is required to shoot someone.

Its brilliant, complements you perfectly.
*squeezes her slightly*
Celeste did ask me if I wanted to be a kind of a guinea pig...and test out her lotions and potions?
At the time...I thought you were dead....so I declined.....

'after all this do you fancy an early night' she whispered softly, her warm breath tingled his cold ear.
Oh, I'm not even finished, so we can't possibly be done. Rambo, I'd like you to forfeit all your guns.

*Sigh*

Remember my morgan......Jon....LP.....
:(
Yes.... hard to forget it. What car do you have at the moment? I don't have one.....

*Sigh*

Remember my morgan......Jon....LP.....
:(
Was that one of the horses?

*abruptly trips over something*

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! DIE ZOMBIE!!!!!

*swings his driftwood and knocks over what happens to be a very nice looking sniper rifle*

. . . .

*runs back down the beach as fast as he can*

I know you could screw it up yourself, but it would deny me so much pleasure.

A Lotus, ooh, big deal.

I drive a Ferrari, and I have a Lotus too, and a few Jags.

So hurry up and both of you give up all your guns. I only have one, as only one gun is required to shoot someone.
Oh, I used to have a jeep................................................................................................ ............................................................then I blew it up

Yes.... hard to forget it. What car do you have at the moment? I don't have one.....
I have no car........

OOC: lol @ Techon :D

I have no car........

I have a rover metro GTA city, its an M reg and is red and is called Connie :rolleyes:

Was that one of the horses?
*Slaps*

You drove it enough...I wanted you to own it.....remember.....

OOC: lol @ Techon :D
OOC: Jesus! Why do people always laugh at me!?

I have no car........
Well, hows about tomorrow we go out together and buy a car? I believe we only need one between the two of us. We'll go and pick a car if you want :)
And before you mention it, I'm paying;)

OOC: Jesus! Why do people always laugh at me!?
Aww Sage....
*Pats his shoulder.*

*Slaps*

You drove it enough...I wanted you to own it.....remember.....
And if it was up to me I would have put it in some bomb shelter so you'd still have it right now. :p

My Santa.... what a high voice you have
well then, i suppose you won't be wanting your special present? shame, i'd have loved to see the smile on your face when you unwrapped it

My Santa.... what a high voice you have
OOC: When I first read that I thought "The hell do I have to do with this?":p

OOC: awww Sanc how kind :D

OOC: awww Sanc how kind :D
OOC: Well you know, some express their love in ridiculous amounts of sex, some by actually paying attention to their partner. It varies ;)

Well, hows about tomorrow we go out together and buy a car? I believe we only need one between the two of us. We'll go and pick a car if you want :)
And before you mention it, I'm paying;)
*Her eyes go as big as saucers....*
You mean it?

*Throws her arms around his neck......*

Oh I missed that ole car of mine....

*Hangs her head*

And the horses...... :(

well then, i suppose you won't be wanting your special present? shame, i'd have loved to see the smile on your face when you unwrapped it
But I do... I swear I have been good this year

OOC: are you having a dig at moi? ;)

*runs up to Sage completely out of breath and grabs his shoulder, talking between breaths*

Forget about Rambo man, I just found a sniper rifle up in the dunes. We need to go inside and ask some people some questions.

And if it was up to me I would have put it in some bomb shelter so you'd still have it right now. :p
Thats a kind though LP....I would rather forget now....specially Spirit and Ghost.....they were the horses.....

But I do... I swear I have been good this year
i think we both know that's not true

'after all this do you fancy an early night' she whispered softly, her warm breath tingled his cold ear.

i could go for that
*picks her up and jumps off the rock and heads tword the parking lot showing off his degale and five-sevens*
i think i should take my car home too, before something happens to it
*puts her in her car then goes to his car*
meet you at the house
*gets in and sqeals the wheels off of the parking lot, muffler roaring and the blow-off valve going off*

*she goes behind the bar to mix her drink, her mind reeling from all she's heard...and she thought she'd given up the guns...*

Thats a kind though LP....I would rather forget now....specially Spirit and Ghost.....they were the horses.....
I'm sorry Orchid

*turns to Tink*

I tried to be anyway, but it's just too damn hard in this place. Hey Tink

*hugs*

*Her eyes go as big as saucers....*
You mean it?

*Throws her arms around his neck......*

Oh I missed that ole car of mine....

*Hangs her head*

And the horses...... :(
OOC: wouldn't dream of it ;)

IC:
*smiles and hugs her back*
Yes, I mean it. If thats what you want, we can get another Morgan, same colour and everything. It depends on what you want. :)

I can't replace your horses of course, nor will I magically invent that I have one just to please you (ooc:again, not a dig at anyone *cough*Cuneo*cough*), but if you do want to get a new horse, we could look around and see if anyones selling one? Again, my treat, but that is stretching my budget to its limits!

*Meg blasted the Dodge Ram out of the car park quickly following Rambo*
fucking hope nothing happens to him she thought to herself, her heart booming

OOC: wouldn't dream of it ;)

IC:
*smiles and hugs her back*
Yes, I mean it. If thats what you want, we can get another Morgan, same colour and everything. It depends on what you want. :)

I can't replace your horses of course, nor will I magically invent that I have one just to please you (ooc:again, not a dig at anyone *cough*Cuneo*cough*), but if you do want to get a new horse, we could look around and see if anyones selling one? Again, my treat, but that is stretching my budget to its limits!
NO
No more animals....

But a car....

A small car I think......not a Morgan....

I know....

what about an old mini...like the ones in The Italian Job....yes...a mini....

*Hugs Jon all over again!*

I'm sorry Orchid

*turns to Tink*

I tried to be anyway, but it's just too damn hard in this place. Hey Tink

*hugs*
*hugs* well, since it was my fault for leading you astray i may just let you have it anyway ;)

*runs up to Sage completely out of breath and grabs his shoulder, talking between breaths*

Forget about Rambo man, I just found a sniper rifle up in the dunes. We need to go inside and ask some people some questions.
Go ahead and do that mate, I've promoted you to second in command!

*hugs* well, since it was my fault for leading you astray i may just let you have it anyway ;)
Whoo!

*tries to look behind her back*

Where is it... Do I have to look for it?

Whoo!

*tries to look behind her back*

Where is it... Do I have to look for it?
it's probably best if i don't give it you here in front of so many people

NO
No more animals....

But a car....

A small car I think......not a Morgan....

I know....

what about an old mini...like the ones in The Italian Job....yes...a mini....

*Hugs Jon all over again!*
Ok, got it, no more animals :)

Hm, mini, they could be slightly harder to find, but I shall see what I can do. You definitely want an old one yes? A new version might be easier to find, and more practical too :s But if you want an old mini, old mini you shall get :)

it's probably best if i don't give it you here in front of so many people
<_<

how about some place else then?

OOC: LP...heres your cardigan *hands over*

Ok, got it, no more animals :)

Hm, mini, they could be slightly harder to find, but I shall see what I can do. You definitely want an old one yes? A new version might be easier to find, and more practical too :s But if you want an old mini, old mini you shall get :)
Yes...definiately an old one....smaller and cosy..... ;)

And they do a lot of miles to the gallon.....being mean too you see!

*Meg blasted the Dodge Ram out of the car park quickly following Rambo*
fucking hope nothing happens to him she thought to herself, her heart booming

I hope he dies, slowly and painfully, I've hated him for years.

Yes...definiately an old one....smaller and cosy..... ;)

And they do a lot of miles to the gallon.....being mean too you see!
Ok, we have a deal, old mini it is.
*smiles and hugs her again*
If you will all excuse me, I will now go to the computers and try find an old mini going for sale in the area.
*kisses Orchid and departs*


OOC: Back soon.

OOC: LP...heres your cardigan *hands over*
OOC
Tinks...you are a fast knitter!

I hope he dies, slowly and painfully, I've hated him for years.
OOC: Same way you hate Vex? Same way you hate a lot of people? Ever thought it might be you doing something wrong?

Ok, we have a deal, old mini it is.
*smiles and hugs her again*
If you will all excuse me, I will now go to the computers and try find an old mini going for sale in the area.
*kisses Orchid and departs*


OOC: Back soon.
*Drinks her tea...even though it got cold......*

*slows down so meg can catch up*
*reaches their house and steps out of the car*
i can't belive them

OOC: here here Sanc, how come we never find the people you find annoying, annoying, must be something to do with u :( sorry

Go ahead and do that mate, I've promoted you to second in command!

*grins*

sounds great.

*runs inside and looks around*

*mutters*

that's odd, there's no one in here I don't know

I hope he dies, slowly and painfully, I've hated him for years.
I've been eating toast for years...

mmm toast.

*Puts the guns in his pockets and rests the crowbar on his shoulder again, walking off down the beach*

That's two people. And I don't really hate Vex, just find him annoying.

Rambo's a cool guy sometimes too, but sometimes he's really immature, gun-obsessed, and obstinate.

I guess I don't use hate as a word as strong as you would construe it.

OOC
Tinks...you are a fast knitter!
OOC: Thanks MEG :p

<_<

how about some place else then?
wow LP, you are one smart cookie, where do you come up with these plans? :rolleyes:

'thanks, u didnt have to slow down, i was fiddling with the radio, i was gonna overtake you' she giggled, hugging him tight.

'I am never letting you go....never' she said, looking up into his eyes.

OOC: Thanks MEG :p

OOC: its okLP, I can knit you a whole wardrobe *blushes* yes.....

OOC: Thanks MEG :p
OOC
OOPs....... :headbang:
Somethings affected my eyesight..... :p

I hope he dies, slowly and painfully, I've hated him for years.

You hate every male who has ever walked into one of these clubs. Go complain somewhere else.


*continues to look around inside*

OOPs....... :headbang:

OOC: its understandable....its late....well its like nearly midnight in d UK...but yeh its late *pats Orchid on the back* :rolleyes:

OOC: here here Sanc, how come we never find the people you find annoying, annoying, must be something to do with u :( sorry
OOC: I find a lot of people annoying, I just hide it :p

I WUB YOU SANC!

That's two people. And I don't really hate Vex, just find him annoying.

what was it you said yesterday.....?.....oh yes! something along the lines of 'I hate him [Vex] with a passion

wow LP, you are one smart cookie, where do you come up with these plans? :rolleyes:
oh. Is is gonna be like that?

*lift Tink over his shoulder*

Later everyone

*walks out onto the beach towards his cabana*

OOC: here here Sanc, how come we never find the people you find annoying, annoying, must be something to do with u :( sorry
Ummm...
Sorry...but Who is the we here......

And it has to be Meg who is the fast knitter........

'thanks, u didnt have to slow down, i was fiddling with the radio, i was gonna overtake you' she giggled, hugging him tight.

'I am never letting you go....never' she said, looking up into his eyes.

oh yeah i'm so sure
*smiles, looks back into her eyes and kisses here long and hard*

OOC: its understandable....its late....well its like nearly midnight in d UK...but yeh its late *pats Orchid on the back* :rolleyes:
Might be the wine too....nah.....not the wine.....

*she tingles all over her body*

'thank you for looking after me today, you cudda just run off and left me to be assaulted by Cuneo' she said, yawning.

'I am so tired its unreal' she said, her eyes looked heavy and tired.

Might be the wine too....nah.....not the wine.....

OOC: dont dig a hole orchid....just stop there :p ;)

oh. Is is gonna be like that?

*lift Tink over his shoulder*

Later everyone

*walks out onto the beach towards his cabana*
eek! bye everyone

OOC: I find a lot of people annoying, I just hide it :p

I WUB YOU SANC!
OOC
My sentiment exactly.... :D

Yeah, like I would have assaulted you, sure Meg.

OOC: dont dig a hole orchid....just stop there :p ;)
OOC
*Stops digging......*

OOC: Wub you too Sage;)
And definitely wub you Orchid :p

:fluffle: to you both.

OOC: Wub you too Sage;)
And definitely wub you Orchid :p

:fluffle: to you both.
Thank you.......
:fluffle: you right back.....

eek! bye everyone
*feels around for his keys*

*tries the knob*

*the door opens*

*sighs*

*puts Tink on the table, kicking the door shut*

*kisses her*

Hey Tink

OOC
*Stops digging......*

OOC: stop digging and have a glass of wine with me *gives Orchid some wine*

Well everyone is in a lovey dovey mood tonight...
*she gulps down her drink and settles in a longchair*

OOC: stop digging and have a glass of wine with me *gives Orchid some wine*
OOC
You will have to twist my arm.....
I already had three glasses.........

*feels around for his keys*

*tries the knob*

*the door opens*

*sighs*

*puts Tink on the table, kicking the door shut*

*kisses her*

Hey Tink
*giggles* hey there

*she tingles all over her body*

'thank you for looking after me today, you cudda just run off and left me to be assaulted by Cuneo' she said, yawning.

'I am so tired its unreal' she said, her eyes looked heavy and tired.

me? run? never!
lets go inside then
*walks inside letting her in first, the dog sits at the doorway*
wow chaos you didn't jump on me this time
you really are good luck hunny!

*giggles* hey there
I beleive something needs unwrapping

I beleive something needs unwrapping
*kisses him* you best get unwrapping then!

she walked in and gripped his hand tightly at the first opportunity,
'you are not going out my sight' she said.

'awww Chaos, what a booful dog wog' she said ruffling his coat and kissing him.

'you shouldnt leave him here all day, how about when i am down at the club i let him out on the beach?' she asked.

Well everyone is in a lovey dovey mood tonight...
*she gulps down her drink and settles in a longchair*
*Goes over to Celeste...while waiting for Jon to return....*

Don't you just love it when they start on at each other.....
:rolleyes: