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Paradise Beach Club is now Open

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Sandy beaches, pool tables, bar, booths, food and drink, beautiful scenery, a Small Casino in the basement, and a subtly placed book of beach hooker numbers. The newly licensed club has it all. Stop by and lay in the sun, enjoy the ocean and stay the night in one of the many cabanas... Or possibly to get totally ratted, cashed, knackered. (Choose your own word.) Enjoy the excellent food, or just chat with friends and enjoy the atmosphere... Indeed, maybe all at once! It’s all good. Feel free to grab a complimentary towel and explore the sun-drenched beaches or fully fitted swimming pool.

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Club Notice: Following the, (Ok, lets just admit it, slight failure to replace the old club), this is to give the old regulars a new place to hang, and for anyone else who wants to get into the legacy of the club. OFFICIALLY LICENSED BY TINK, FOUNDER OF THE PARADISE CLUBS.
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Now run by Staggering Drunks sanctioned by Tink, personally.

'Halloha?'

*Walks into the newly fashioned club.*

Hey everybody.

How's it going my man Stag?

'Poorly, noone pays thier damn tab. Well it might help if I KEEP tabs....but anyway'

*Walks into the new club*

Ooo, shiny and new. Looks nice :)

ooc: On the first page! WOOO!

*Mae went to the kitchen again, this time not wearing much more than a bed sheet and a smile*

ooc: On the first page! WOOO!

*Mae went to the kitchen again, this time not wearing much more than a bed sheet and a smile*

Stag cleared his throat and ran a finger around his collar after seeing Mae
'Oh my, well, is it er, hot in here?' He drank his water and then got up
'I believe I will go and have a cold shower. Or a swim perhaps' He walked outside and calmly walked into the cold wated fully clothed

Not enough strobe lights.

Not enough strobe lights.

We had to take them down, too may seizures

But that was the only way I ever got to bear children!

But that was the only way I ever got to bear children!

I think I failed biology then....because I can't see how anyone could get pregnant by strobe lighting :p

*walks in*

hey, bar guy, get me a vodka....NOW!

*walks in*

hey, bar guy, get me a vodka....NOW!

'There is a certain magic word we use here, and it's not now, or Abra kadabra, care to make a guess?' He chuckled

When they're having a seizure, that's the time to strike!

When they're having a seizure, that's the time to strike!

*Takes notes*

is it...ummm....i dont know.....can i get a different question?

is it...ummm....i dont know.....can i get a different question?

'What is the melting point of lead?'

*walks in*

hey, bar guy, get me a vodka....NOW!
*pounces Dunkum*

i was looking for more of a multiple choice question...you know like....

what color is the sky?
a)10
b) blue
c) circle
d) finger

something like that maybe?

i was looking for more of a multiple choice question...you know like....

what color is the sky?
a)10
b) blue
c) circle
d) finger

something like that maybe?

Finger! Finger!

And all that twitching feels really goo--...

>_>

Thank God it's thursday

Finger! Finger!
really?? :confused: ....i thought it was 10....can i have my drink now?

Thank God it's thursday

It is? Oh ****, it's happened again, I slept a whole week

And all that twitching feels really goo--...

>_>
ooc: That is the kind of sh!t I love to hear.

*Mae wandered back from the kitchen, a half frozen side of beef under one arm and a tub of tarter sauce under the other*

*pounces Dunkum*
AAAAH its tink, someone hide me!

It is? Oh ****, it's happened again, I slept a whole week
<_<

I could have sworn........ you mean it's not? D'OH!

*Wanders back into the club after his random walk.*

Hey everybody, I'm back.

really?? :confused: ....i thought it was 10....can i have my drink now?

'Well, actually we all get our own drinks. The barkeeper left because we kept leaving things under the table. Nasty...nasty things'

AAAAH its tink, someone hide me!
*hides dunkum under his dress*

:mad: ya know, you couda told me that before

stupid people, making me get my own drinks

*walks over to the bar to get some drinks*

ooc: That is the kind of sh!t I love to hear.

*Mae wandered back from the kitchen, a half frozen side of beef under one arm and a tub of tarter sauce under the other*

'You know, most people prefer meat cooked. Not so rare as you can still hear it quietly moo' He smiled

*walks into the club dragging the crowbar*

*hides dunkum under his dress*
you know that ain't exactly the best place to hide someone from me

*hides dunkum under his dress*

That just raises MORE questions!

you know that ain't exactly the best place to hide someone from me
aaah, she can still see me!

*ducks behind the bar*

aaah, she can still see me!

*ducks behind the bar*
*sniff* Yev doesn't want me now you don't want me, next thing LP'll be hiding from me too :(

you know that ain't exactly the best place to hide someone from me
It doesn't hide much at all.......being a guy and all :eek:

*sniff* Yev doesn't want me now you don't want me, next thing LP'll be hiding from me too :(
You'll have to spank me first :D

*sniff* Yev doesn't want me now you don't want me, next thing LP'll be hiding from me too :(
youre the one that pounced on me :fluffle:

How....European?

'You know, most people prefer meat cooked. Not so rare as you can still hear it quietly moo' He smiled

He likes it best when it still screaming and kicking,*the glassey far away look in her eyes still hadn't changed.

How....European?
And loving it ;)

You'll have to spank me first :D
:eek:

youre the one that pounced on me :fluffle:
in a friendly way!! :fluffle: :fluffle:

*walks in*

Hi!

in a friendly way!! :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle:

so how you been tink

*gulps down vodka*

thia tastes like sh*t

Is there anywhere nearby that sells live animals...goats or sheep would be best, dog if need be or even horse?

:eek:
...and then I'll consider it. I love hide and seek. Then when you find me you can spank me again.

*Walks into the newly fashioned club.*

Hey everybody.

How's it going my man Stag?

Meg came into the club sobbing into her tissue, she was wearing messy jods and her hair was rough and dishevelled.

*walks in*

Hi!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!! *tacklehugs* havn't seen you in ages! you're never on at this time!

:fluffle:

so how you been tink

*gulps down vodka*

thia tastes like sh*t
ok thanks, you?


drink a few more glasses and you won't care!

...and then I'll consider it. I love hide and seek. Then when you find me you can spank me again.
kinky sod

*Runs over to Meg.*

What's wrong sweetie?

*Puts a comforting arm around her.*

ok thanks, you?


drink a few more glasses and you won't care!
pretty bored....had to get up in the morning today :mad:

*mixes random drinks together*

maybe thisll taste good...or get me wasted, whichever

Meg came into the club sobbing into her tissue, she was wearing messy jods and her hair was rough and dishevelled.

Is it your horse, does it need to be put down, I'll takeitifneedbe! *Mae seemed a bit excited, almost dropping the tartar sauce and side of beef*

pretty bored....had to get up in the morning today :mad:

*mixes random drinks together*

maybe thisll taste good...or get me wasted, whichever
woah, that sucks!

'It's Merry, he....he's broken his leg and...he has to be shot' she said her body shaking.

kinky sod
You're giving me all kinds of creative ideas :p

OOC: i fucking bet LP...care to share? ;)

woah, that sucks!
yea...well, bottoms up

*drinks down mixture*

whoa....that was wierd....i think ill have another..

now what did i put in there?

*walks in*

Hi!

SQUORN!!!!!

You're giving me all kinds of creative ideas :p
lol, i think you'll have to go into further detail with these ideas a bit later on when we're alone and can concentrate

lol, i think you'll have to go into further detail with these ideas a bit later on when we're alone and can concentrate
:eek:

lol, i think you'll have to go into further detail with these ideas a bit later on when we're alone and can concentrate
I'll write some down so I won't forget

*starts to write furiously on his hand*

OOC: lol :eek:

:eek:
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/monkeysmile.gif

I have connections Meg, I can hook you up with the best veterinarian in the area, we'll get that horses leg fixed somehow.

*Gives her a kiss.*

I have connections Meg, I can hook you up with the best veterinarian in the area, we'll get that horses leg fixed somehow.

*Gives her a kiss.*
ooc: i dont think it works quite like that

'no...its not fair, if he's in pain, I don't want to make him suffer' she said

*hears the gunshot and goes silent for a bit*

she snuggles up close and sobs.

http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/monkeysmile.gif

Haha, I like that

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!! *tacklehugs* havn't seen you in ages! you're never on at this time!

Yeah, I've become kind of nocturnal lately

ooc: i dont think it works quite like that

OOC: yeh....it doesnt work like that, if a horse breaks its leg...well it hasnt got much chance.

whats this about a horse.....sad news that.....

now where did i leave that whiskey..

Yeah, I've become kind of nocturnal lately

*Poke poke*

Haha, I like that
hehe, thanks

Yeah, I've become kind of nocturnal lately
well don't be!

OOC: I've been around plenty of ranches, they fixed a race horse's leg at one of them.

Well, just trying to help. I know it may not seem to make it better right now, but you can have my horse Meg.

*Holds her tight and comfortingly.*

'thank you' she said muffled and softly, she sat with Cuneo for a while

she dried her eyes.

'so...you found any other women you like?' she asked.

SQUORN!!!!!

Hi! Haven't seen you in a while!

alrisht people, yall havfffun there, i goshta go

*passes out on the floor*

Hi! Haven't seen you in a while!

Yeah, I've been...Not here. Even got my nation deleted for a bit for not logging in.

How the heck are you?!

Not really. I mean, something could have happened with Cara, but she had to go back to Madrid.

I like you, but you're not available.

Then there was Tink, thought of wanting to relive the old days, but we're pretty much done with each other.

'well you still have my love as a friend' she said.

'...not that might matter to you' she added.

*Poke poke*

grrr

*Enters the bar with a happy smile on her face.*

Hello all....

So what's happening?

grrr

*Grins*

*Enters the bar with a happy smile on her face.*

Hello all....

So what's happening?
hey! you're looking very cheerful this evening!

hey! you're looking very cheerful this evening!
Thats because I'm feeling very cheerful....
;)

How's you Tink?

Hi Orchid

*waves*

Of course it matters to me Meg. It's just not fully satisfying what I was looking for with you.

Want to go for a swim or something? I'm getting tired, I need some cold water to wake me up. Or maybe a nice walk.

All you people and your 'relationships' and whatnot... *chews on a pencil thoughtfully and starts sketching*

Hi Orchid

*waves*
Hi LP.....
:)
*Waves back*
Glad to see the pinky is better!

Hi LP.....
:)
*Waves back*
Glad to see the pinky is better!
I told you it was nothing. Don't worry so much about me.

I'm the worrier.

'yeah, lets go for a walk, i'd like that' she said, forcing a smile, she got up.

'jeez, i smell horsey, be right back' she said, she nipped off and came back with some hipsters and her bikini top on and a baggy cardigan.

'lets go' she said

'no...its not fair, if he's in pain, I don't want to make him suffer' she said

*hears the gunshot and goes silent for a bit*

she snuggles up close and sobs.
*Realy I'll take the crippled horse...It won't suffer well not for too long I need large live animals. *readjusts the side of defrosting beef and tartar sauce*

OOC: Mae, your disgusting :(

Hi LP.....
:)
*Waves back*
Glad to see the pinky is better!


You'll never guess who I found! I need help convincing Meg to let me have her crippled horse! *almost drops the tartar sauce in her excitement, she doesn't even notice that her sheet has dropped leaving her completly exposed*

OOC: What is a cardigan?

IC:

*Holds the door open for Meg and walks out behind her.*

You look beautiful.

*Heads north, walking slowly.*

Thats because I'm feeling very cheerful....
;)

How's you Tink?
excellent! thanks

All you people and your 'relationships' and whatnot... *chews on a pencil thoughtfully and starts sketching*
*Wanders on over to (sorry...) her/him? and peers over shoulder to see what the sketch is about!*

Hope you don't mind me peeping....

OOC: Mae, your disgusting :(
But its for a good cause.

Yeah, I've been...Not here. Even got my nation deleted for a bit for not logging in.

How the heck are you?!

pretty much the same as always. I start college exatly one month from today, but other than that, nothing special going on.

You'll never guess who I found! I need help convincing Meg to let me have her crippled horse! *almost drops the tartar sauce in her excitement, she doesn't even notice that her sheet has dropped leaving her completly exposed*
Meg... please? We can have a BBQ. You can have first pick if you want?

You'll never guess who I found! I need help convincing Meg to let me have her crippled horse! *almost drops the tartar sauce in her excitement, she doesn't even notice that her sheet has dropped leaving her completly exposed*

*Cencored symbol whips across room to cover nakedness*

You'll never guess who I found! I need help convincing Meg to let me have her crippled horse! *almost drops the tartar sauce in her excitement, she doesn't even notice that her sheet has dropped leaving her completly exposed*
*Picks Maes sheet up, and holds it in front of her*

Do you mean you found Tull?

Where was he?
How is he?

OOC: What is a cardigan?

IC:

*Holds the door open for Meg and walks out behind her.*

You look beautiful.

*Heads north, walking slowly.*

OOC: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A CARDIGAN IS?! well lets say Meg is wearing a zip-up hoody

IC:
'thanks Cuneo, this place is beautiful all day round isnt it?' she asked, her hand brushing his.

'Just wish Merry was here to see it all' she said looking down.

'I didnt know him very long, so...i guess we dont have a really close bond, but still' she said.

All you people and your 'relationships' and whatnot... *chews on a pencil thoughtfully and starts sketching*

OOC: Ooo, creepy, I'm sketching right now

pretty much the same as always. I start college exatly one month from today, but other than that, nothing special going on.

Ooo. I go back on August 24th, then classes start the 30th. Where are you going?

*Cencored symbol whips across room to cover nakedness*
Lol Stag...
Hi ....How the hell are you?

OOC: What is a cardigan?

IC:

*Holds the door open for Meg and walks out behind her.*

You look beautiful.

*Heads north, walking slowly.*
ooc: this: http://www.judithglue.com/acatalog/stripey%20fair%20isle%20v%20cardigan%2003-p.jpg is a cardigan

very fetching Charlotte

Lol Stag...
Hi ....How the hell are you?

I am far better with a computor that does NOT smoke gently when I try to use it :p

OOC: ewww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that type of cardigan Elly! more like this (http://www.visionseast.com/images/2AP24247.jpg) look @ her top half - thats what Meg is wearing atm

ooc: this: http://www.judithglue.com/acatalog/stripey%20fair%20isle%20v%20cardigan%2003-p.jpg is a cardigan

very fetching Charlotte
OOC
ROFL

IC
Glad your well Tinks.....things must be looking up .... ;)

ooc: this: http://www.judithglue.com/acatalog/stripey%20fair%20isle%20v%20cardigan%2003-p.jpg
Can I have that one then?

OOC: I'm a guy, I don't know what any kind of clothes item is called hardly. And it's the beach, too hot for hoodies lol.

*Lightly holds Megs hand after he feels it brushing against his.*

I'll do anything I can to help you get through the grief of losing your horse. Like I said, I'll give you Lightning, we can share him.

*After walking longer they come up on a very large house on the cliff.*

See that house up there, that's mine babe.

Ooo. I go back on August 24th, then classes start the 30th. Where are you going?

Georgia Tech

OOC: ewww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that type of cardigan Elly! more like this (http://www.visionseast.com/images/2AP24247.jpg) look @ her top half - thats what Meg is wearing atm
that's not a cardigan

Ah the cardigan...bane of grandchildren everywhere

OOC: LP, i'll knit u one ;)

IC:
'oh cool, I've moved into Rambo's place now, its nice' she said, she said slightly holding his hand more.

'thanks, i need as much support as i can' she said

I totally DO mind, because I was totally sketching you before you moved! *an faux-annoyed glare at Wild Orchid*

OOC
ROFL

IC
Glad your well Tinks.....things must be looking up .... ;)
looks that way *looks at LP and smiles*

Can I have that one then?
i'll get knitting!

OOC: That looks nice.


IC:

Oh, you moved in with Rambo. Congratulations, I bet his house isn't quite as nice as mine.

*Laughs.*

So, what shall we do, would you like to go for a swim? Go inside my house?

I'll do anything babe.

Georgia Tech

Ooo, down south, eh? I'm going all the way down to Memphis, which is very south for me.

looks that way *looks at LP and smiles*
So looking down? ;)

*smiles at Tink*

*Picks Maes sheet up, and holds it in front of her*

Do you mean you found Tull?

Where was he?
How is he?

Not well at all! Thats why I need the horse! I can't seem to get him to eat, well he did eat the puppy but...He's about half the man he used to be...

I'll be right back...I've got to try and force feed him the side of beef, the tartar sauce will make it go down easyier!

' i bet you would' she said smiling.

'I just wanna sit on the rocks and listen to the sea - if...you don't mind?' she asked.

So looking down? ;)

*smiles at Tink*
are you being rude young man?

OOC: Tink was ill? Whats this? Arg, out of touch :(

are you being rude young man?
No I'm being short, lass :p

Okay, we'll sit on the rocks and listen to the sea. Though the sea doesn't have much interesting sound, but I'll do anything for you.

*Takes off his shirt revealing his nice upper body and abs, thinking maybe Meg will show off her bikini if he does it.*

Ooo, down south, eh? I'm going all the way down to Memphis, which is very south for me.

Well, I live in Florida, where you have to go North to get to "the South"

Stag tried- and faied desperatly to keep the image of a force fed side of beef out of his mind

I totally DO mind, because I was totally sketching you before you moved! *an faux-annoyed glare at Wild Orchid*
Ooops, sorry...
any way...if thats me, I like the way you got the smile.....a bit like the Mona Lisa.....

*Giggles*

OOC: Tink was ill? Whats this? Arg, out of touch :(
ooc: yeah, flu, but i'm mostly feeling better now, cept my throat and chest, they still hurt like hell

ooc: yeah, flu, but i'm mostly feeling better now, cept my throat and chest, they still hurt like hell

OOC: Aww, well I won't turn cyber granny on you. But-
*Cyber lozenge* :D

'isnt it just beautiful here, the sea and the sky and the soft warm breeze' she said untying her hair.

No I'm being short, lass :p
lol

ooc: yeah, flu, but i'm mostly feeling better now, cept my throat and chest, they still hurt like hell
OOC: :eek:

*coughs*

uh oh :p

Stag tried- and faied desperatly to keep the image of a force fed side of beef out of his mind
OOC
Well if he's only half a man....... :eek:

OOC: ITS SPREADING! argh...umm...yes

Stag tried- and faied desperatly to keep the image of a force fed side of beef out of his mind
ooc: he does have a big mouth. And it could be worse!
so much worse...shudder...

OOC: party time. I'll be back later.... a little more incoherant :D

:fluffle: s to all

*Puts an arm around Meg.*

Yes, it's beautiful, that's why I chose to put my house above this spot. Unfortunately I can't appreciate the beauty very much, as something much more beautiful is here now.

Seriously how can you stand to be in that sweater in this heat though?

OOC
Well if he's only half a man....... :eek:

OOC: Whatever the other half is, I hope it's hungry :eek:

'nice try' she said smiling.

'the sea breeze is keeping me cool' she added, prodding him playfully.

Ooops, sorry...
any way...if thats me, I like the way you got the smile.....a bit like the Mona Lisa.....

*Giggles*

Well, that's sort of what I was going for -- hold on. Can you hold that giggly pose for a moment?

*starts sketching madly*

OOC
Have a good time LP
:fluffle:

Well, I live in Florida, where you have to go North to get to "the South"

Haha, ah. I'm from Chicago, so usually anywhere I go, I'm just going "over". Going to Memphis is pretty far south for me.

OOC: Whatever the other half is, I hope it's hungry :eek:
OOC: and limber

OOC: Bye El peeeeeee!!! :D

Well, that's sort of what I was going for -- hold on. Can you hold that giggly pose for a moment?

*starts sketching madly*
*Thinks about Stags last comment.....giggles even more.*

OOC
Still don't know if you're m/f!!! :confused:

I suppose it's my job to make you hot then.

*Smiles at her.*

*Leans in and gives her a nice, long kiss.*

Hope I've cured that sea breeze.

*Runs his hand down her stomach, tickling it.*

OOC: party time. I'll be back later.... a little more incoherant :D

:fluffle: s to all
ooc: have fun! :fluffle: :fluffle:

*Thinks about Stags last comment.....giggles even more.*

OOC
Still don't know if you're m/f!!! :confused:

Perfect.

*is male!*

'Cuneo!' she said giggling, then looking serious.

'stop it' she said, moving slightly away from him.

*Thinks about Stags last comment.....giggles even more.*

OOC
Still don't know if you're m/f!!! :confused:
ooc: he's VERY much male!

ooc: he's VERY much male!
OOC
Couldn't see from here!
;)

*Stops.*

I'm sorry Meg.

*Looks down at the sand.*

ooc: he's VERY much male!

OOC: Oh I'm all aflutter :p
Oh wait...I'm male too
DAMN
The net did it to me again :(

Tink knows from "experience". :fluffle:

'don't....just don't' she said, slipping off the rock and walking *slowly* back, she looked back every so often.

*Mae returns crying. She runs up and gives Orchid a hug, nearly crushing the poor woman's torso*

Where are you going Meg?

*Mae returns crying. She runs up and gives Orchid a hug, nearly crushing the poor woman's torso*

'Good grief, give the woman some air! Whats wrong?'

Tink knows from "experience". :fluffle:

*points wildly*

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

'I don't know, I wanna see Rambo, then I...I dont know where after that' she said, her voice slightly shaky.

*Runs after Meg and catches up with her.*

Meg, please. I didn't mean to make you nervous. Stay with me, you don't need Rambo.

*Mae returns crying. She runs up and gives Orchid a hug, nearly crushing the poor woman's torso*
Mae...Mae...What ever is wrong?

*Hugs the distraught woman*

'dont tell me whats good for me, I know what I am doing' she snapped.

'to me, he is perfect, I love him' she added.

'cant you handle me loving you as a friend, you should be grateful for what you can get at the moment' she snapped again.

Right now a friend is not what I need. I need more than that.

Rambo isn't good enough for you Meg.

'says who? I dont care what others say, what Rambo and I have is special, just....just leave me' she said, slopping along in the sand, her head whirring.

I said he's not, that's who. He's hardly even ever her to hang out with you, he's not comitted, and he can't provide for you what I can.

You may love him more right now, but I'm just telling you, I'm the better guy.

Mae...Mae...What ever is wrong?

*Hugs the distraught woman*
He won't eat and he started yelling at me. Saying how this time he'll make sure I can't come back and that he never loved me and he'd rather starve then owe me anything. *sobbs somemore, her body oddly cold to the touch*

'i would rather live on the street with Rambo, then live in your mansion, I dont care if hes not around much, it makes the time we do have together even more special' she said, she found herself standing in front of him close.
wtf...how did i end up here, i thought i was walking back? grrrrr

He won't eat and he started yelling at me. Saying how this time he'll make sure I can't come back and that he never loved me and he'd rather starve then owe me anything. *sobbs somemore, her body oddly cold to the touch*

'I could....hmm...I could lay him out unconscious for you, would that help? Well it would mean you could feed him at least' He smiled weakly

Without you, my near eight figure priced mansion is nothing. And why on earth would a beautiful girl like you want to live in the street?

*Looks down at her and kisses her.*

I need you.

'but even if i was with you, you'd still flirt like mad with the other girls, at least I know Rambo wouldnt do that' she said angrily.

I flirt with other girls because I don't have anyone.

If I was with you, I'd only be with you. I'm not with you yet though, so I'm not going to be entirely loyal as the second guy. That hurts.

Rambo wouldn't flirt with other girls because no one would if they had you. And besides, he wouldn't have that much success anyway. I don't want to keep attacking Rambo though, he's nice to me.

If I had you, I'd be just like Rambo, but better. I flirt with other girls because you're not mine yet.

He won't eat and he started yelling at me. Saying how this time he'll make sure I can't come back and that he never loved me and he'd rather starve then owe me anything. *sobbs somemore, her body oddly cold to the touch*
Oh my...how do I handle this one?

I'm sure he never meant it hun....maybe he is in pain or something....we all say things we don't mean when we have pains!

My god, she feels like...as if....almost like she's dead!

*Has a flashback to one time in the caves....shouting and Tull....*

Oh shit.....

*she hugs him tight and kisses him on the cheek*

'I dont know' she said, sitting on the sand looking out to the sea.

'I could....hmm...I could lay him out unconscious for you, would that help? Well it would mean you could feed him at least' He smiled weakly
I wouldn't try that...he'd probably eat your arm...at least your arm. He likes it when his food kicks and screams.

Oh my...how do I handle this one?

I'm sure he never meant it hun....maybe he is in pain or something....we all say things we don't mean when we have pains!

My god, she feels like...as if....almost like she's dead!

*Has a flashback to one time in the caves....shouting and Tull....*

Oh shit.....
I think he means it this time.

I don't know either. All I know is that you're amazing, and I can't be the second guy forever.

'I bet you say that to all the girls' she said, getting up and walking back to the club.

I wouldn't try that...he'd probably eat your arm...at least your arm. He likes it when his food kicks and screams.

'Well, becoming the entre never has been my aspiration...I think he needs to be looked at personally. Where is he?' He caught her expression
'I won't hurt him, honest. Or rather I'll try and make sure he won't hurt ME'

I think he means it this time.
Would you like me to come with you, and see if he'll take some food from me?
He might even listen to me....

Probably he won't though....

'Well, becoming the entre never has been my aspiration...I think he needs to be looked at personally. Where is he?' He caught her expression
'I won't hurt him, honest. Or rather I'll try and make sure he won't hurt ME'
Maybe we could all three go together!

*Throws a rock hard into the ocean.*

Only the ones I've had feelings like this for, and been the second guy.

Maybe we could all three go together!

Stag ferverently hoped this meant safety in numbers rather than a larger meal for Tull

*doesn't have the slightest clue who "he" might be*

*walks out onto the beach and sits down in the sand*

Meg stopped as she heard him mutter.

'pardon...?' she asked.

Stag ferverently hoped this meant safety in numbers rather than a larger meal for Tull
Orchid frevently hoped that Tull prefered his meat before he became friends with it...

*doesn't have the slightest clue who "he" might be*

*walks out onto the beach and sits down in the sand*
OOC
'he' is Tull...who is a troll and married to Mae....

I said that I would only say that to a girl I had feelings for, to whom I was in second place. And if I've ever had to say it before it would have been worded differently.

I'm not the womanizing jerk you think I am. I have feelings too Meg.

*Walks off the other way angrily, towards his mansion.

*she goes to walk away and thinks she should apologise- she sighs*
'Cuneo....wait' she said running after him, she grabbed his arm tight.

*Spins around quickly to face Meg.*

What do you want know?

You've already finished me off, I have nothing left to say.

*Keeps walking.*

Maybe we could all three go together!
Okay...but you know how ornery he can be. He's in my cabana.

Okay...but you know how ornery he can be. He's in my cabana.

'To the cabana then' He shook off the temptation to look for protective clothing

*Walks outside and stands on the beach next to Squorn*

It's like watching a soap opera, isn't it.

OOC
'he' is Tull...who is a troll and married to Mae....

OOC: I see

IC:
*closes his eyes and relaxes, listening to the ocean*

'at least...let me hug you....I am freezing' she said, spinning him around

*Walks outside and stands on the beach next to Squorn*

It's like watching a soap opera, isn't it.

OOC: Hmmmm, I don't know....soaps usually have lower budgets than this.....

OOC: Stag! lol :rolleyes: :fluffle:

*Walks outside and stands on the beach next to Squorn*

It's like watching a soap opera, isn't it.

*doesn't open his eyes*

two of them.

Okay...but you know how ornery he can be. He's in my cabana.
Right.....lead on then hun.....

You coming Stag?

*Looks at Stag, and nods towards the bar, where she knows he keeps a gun...just in case.*

'To the cabana then' He shook off the temptation to look for protective clothing
*Mae led them to her cabana. On the bed lay a charred, legless, faceless body. As everyone entered, the head moved, almost looking at them*

Of course Meg.

*Hugs Meg tightly, trying to warm her up.*

I'm sorry if I've been a jerk today. I just can't contain what I say when I want something this badly.

*walks in* hey everybody what's up?

OOC: Hmmmm, I don't know....soaps usually have lower budgets than this.....
OOC
Much lower.....this so far has cost me two new batteries for my mouse, and a fingernail!
:(

Right.....lead on then hun.....

You coming Stag?

*Looks at Stag, and nods towards the bar, where she knows he keeps a gun...just in case.*

'Oh, oh that?' He cleared his thraot and lowered his voice
'Er, it's for show, it doesn't have any...bullets as such. But we could beat him over the head with it' He brightned up slightly
'But don't worry, we had trolls where I came from, I can handle it no problem' He kept the I hope part out of his sentence

*Mae led them to her cabana. On the bed lay a charred, legless, faceless body. As everyone entered, the head moved, almost looking at them*
Hiya Tull......it's me...Orchid!

OOC
I have an urge to say something......*Bites tongue*

*loves the hug*
'well...its the time Rambo said he'd be here, come into the club, dont dwell in your house' she said, taking his hand, taking him back the club.

she came past the stable and started sobbing, she walked in with a few little tears running down her face, she saw Rambo and smiled and went and hugged him.

*doesn't open his eyes*

two of them.

*Chuckles* Indeed

*Turns and sees Rambo walking in.

Hiya *waves*

Meg, what business do I have in this club.

*Walks out the front door, gets in his Ferrari. And slams on the gas driving towards his house.

*Tull? sat up in bed looking with eyeless sockets at the trio*
What do you want?

'Oh, oh that?' He cleared his thraot and lowered his voice
'Er, it's for show, it doesn't have any...bullets as such. But we could beat him over the head with it' He brightned up slightly
'But don't worry, we had trolls where I came from, I can handle it no problem' He kept the I hope part out of his sentence

*stands up*

I have one if you'd like to borrow it

*Tull? sat up in bed looking with eyeless sockets at the trio*
What do you want?
We just came to visit a friend....and help Mae with your meal.....

*Tries not to look at him directly.*

'Oh Tull...' He walked over to the his friend and looked down at his now broken from
'What happened to you?' He placed a hand carefully on his shoulder

*loves the hug*
'well...its the time Rambo said he'd be here, come into the club, dont dwell in your house' she said, taking his hand, taking him back the club.

she came past the stable and started sobbing, she walked in with a few little tears running down her face, she saw Rambo and smiled and went and hugged him.

*hugs her back tightly seeing that she's sobbing*
what's wrong hunny? :(

'its....Merry....he had to be shot earlier, he broke his leg' she said breathing unevenly.

'also....Cuneo' she said quietly.

'Oh Tull...' He walked over to the his friend and looked down at his now broken from
'What happened to you?' He placed a hand carefully on his shoulder
*Holds her breath.*

Hiya Tull......it's me...Orchid!

OOC
I have an urge to say something......*Bites tongue*

Oh, I'd get up but someone cut my *$&+ing legs off
*Turns his head in Mae's direction*
You better run girl cus when I get ahold of you, you're gonna wish I'd died in that erupption. Your little friend did a lousey job of buirring me, only took an hour to crawl out.

*stands up*

I have one if you'd like to borrow it

OOC: Whoops, posted too soon. On the other hand, Stag's already in trouble for guns :p

'its....Merry....he had to be shot earlier, he broke his leg' she said breathing unevenly.

'also....Cuneo' she said quietly.

*totally misses the horse part when she said cuneo*
what.....was that last part?

Oh, I'd get up but someone cut my *$&+ing legs off
*Turns his head in Mae's direction*
You better run girl cus when I get ahold of you, you're gonna wish I'd died in that erupption. Your little friend did a lousey job of buirring me, only took an hour to crawl out.
Mae.....go sit outside.....Stag and I can talk to Tull.....

OOC: Whoops, posted too soon. On the other hand, Stag's already in trouble for guns :p

Suit yourself.

*sits down and begins meditating again*

'Cuneo, he...he keeps bugging me to leave you,

'I dont know if i can take much more' she said looking down wringing her damp tissue.

'Oh Tull...' He walked over to the his friend and looked down at his now broken from
'What happened to you?' He placed a hand carefully on his shoulder
Before or after the volcanoe? or was it a nuke, I'm not realy sure. It was bright and hotter than hell. *Sniffs at the arm on his shoulder* Hi Stag...you smell nice.

Stag looked over Tull's wounds and thought for a while, remembering trolls natural healing ability
'Orchid....I'd like to try somthing, it might help Tull. THe problem is it won't be the most pleasant of experiences for me. Sooo, you may have to get me somthing to drink afterwards. Does that sound ok?'

Before or after the volcanoe? or was it a nuke, I'm not realy sure. It was bright and hotter than hell. *Sniffs at the arm on his shoulder* Hi Stag...you smell nice.

He chuckled weakly
'Why thank you. Although the compliment may go down better with Mae' He smiled

Stag looked over Tull's wounds and thought for a while, remembering trolls natural healing ability
'Orchid....I'd like to try somthing, it might help Tull. THe problem is it won't be the most pleasant of experiences for me. Sooo, you may have to get me somthing to drink afterwards. Does that sound ok?'
Of course......do you want me to do anything else?

And what drink would you like?

'Cuneo, he...he keeps bugging me to leave you,

'I dont know if i can take much more' she said looking down wringing her damp tissue.

*reaches for the glock on his back*
where is he?
*his eye twitching*

He chuckled weakly
'Why thank you. Although the compliment may go down better with Mae' He smiled
*Tull smiled, fangs all present and accounted for*

The only thing she can do for me is die. I'd love to have my sunglasses back. I don't know what she did with them.

'Rambo.......' she said, nervously holding his arm.

'last thing i knew he was going home' she sighed heavily.

'dont fucking kill him' she said angrily.

Of course......do you want me to do anything else?

And what drink would you like?
I'd love a Guinness with a shot of Capt. Morgan.

He chuckled weakly
'Why thank you. Although the compliment may go down better with Mae' He smiled
*Whispers*
Be careful...we all like to sniff our food before we eat.... :eek:

I'd love a Guinness with a shot of Capt. Morgan.
I'll fetch you them soon, and some shades.....

Of course......do you want me to do anything else?

And what drink would you like?

'Somthing strong' He said firmly
'And perhaps, to er, catch me. You'll probably see' H looked around and found a sharp meat cutting knife. He drew it across his palm so blood welled up from the cut. He winced from the slight pain but looked at Orchid as he carried on
'Hurts every time. Of course, if any of my clan saw me doing this they'd have my guts for the proverbial garters. All the same..' He hesitantly cut Tulls skin too on the back of his hand, blood flowed there too but less so.
'Ok then' He pressed the cuts together with one hand and gripped the stone he wore around his neck with the other. He could feel his life force rush across the gap into Tull but he didn't let go, after a while he couldn't keep his grip and let go with a gasp. He sank to his knees as the room span
'Orchid, the drink please?' He said in a weak voice before collapsing against the set of drawers near him

*Whispers*
Be careful...we all like to sniff our food before we eat.... :eek:

*a huge smile covered Tulls face*

Orchid, Honey, howmany times have I told you not to wisper? People notice and pay attenion to wispers.

You don't have a puppy or two with you? Maybe something in a migrant farm worker or dishwasher?

'Rambo.......' she said, nervously holding his arm.

'last thing i knew he was going home' she sighed heavily.

'dont fucking kill him' she said angrily.

*raises an eye brow at her anger*
you......don't want me to do anything about it then?
*tring to control his temper*

'I'd rather us have an early night' she said smiling.

'but...if you wanna go and blast his brains out FINE!' she said

'Somthing strong' He said firmly
'And perhaps, to er, catch me. You'll probably see' H looked around and found a sharp meat cutting knife. He drew it across his palm so blood welled up from the cut. He winced from the slight pain but looked at Orchid as he carried on
'Hurts every time. Of course, if any of my clan saw me doing this they'd have my guts for the proverbial garters. All the same..' He hesitantly cut Tulls skin too on the back of his hand, blood flowed there too but less so.
'Ok then' He pressed the cuts together with one hand and gripped the stone he wore around his neck with the other. He could feel his life force rush across the gap into Tull but he didn't let go, after a while he couldn't keep his grip and let go with a gasp. He sank to his knees as the room span
'Orchid, the drink please?' He said in a weak voice before collapsing against the set of drawers near him
*Catches Stag before he hits the floor, and sits him in the nearby chair.

Runs to the bar as fast as she can and grabs the bottle of captain morgan and a guiness bottle, as well as her bag.

Dashes back to the cabana....smiles at Mae...and goes inside.*

Huff....heres your...puff.....drinks guys......oh, and I have some shades in my bag Tull......

*Fishes around, and pulls out a pair.*

'Somthing strong' He said firmly
'And perhaps, to er, catch me. You'll probably see' H looked around and found a sharp meat cutting knife. He drew it across his palm so blood welled up from the cut. He winced from the slight pain but looked at Orchid as he carried on
'Hurts every time. Of course, if any of my clan saw me doing this they'd have my guts for the proverbial garters. All the same..' He hesitantly cut Tulls skin too on the back of his hand, blood flowed there too but less so.
'Ok then' He pressed the cuts together with one hand and gripped the stone he wore around his neck with the other. He could feel his life force rush across the gap into Tull but he didn't let go, after a while he couldn't keep his grip and let go with a gasp. He sank to his knees as the room span
'Orchid, the drink please?' He said in a weak voice before collapsing against the set of drawers near him
Sh!t Stag you shouldn't have done that. All I need is food and for that bitch to finaley get out of my life.
*Tulls many wound began to ooze blood and a bit of puss*
Hey then again whatever you just did seems to be ridding my body of all the crap she's been pumping me full of.

*Catches Stag before he hits the floor, and sits him in the nearby chair.

Runs to the bar as fast as she can and grabs the bottle of captain morgan and a guiness bottle, as well as her bag.

Dashes back to the cabana....smiles at Mae...and goes inside.*

Huff....heres your...puff.....drinks guys......oh, and I have some shades in my bag Tull......

*Fishes around, and pulls out a pair.*

'Thank you' He peered at the glass
'Hmm, and as soon as it stops moving I shall enjoy drinking it' He blinked to try and clear his vision
'Feeling better Tull? That should help you heal up a bit. I don't know if it was enough to grow your limbs, but I think I at least kickstarted your natural troll healing a bit'

*Goes back outside to Mae....*

What is that meat you have there.....shall I take it in to him?

'I'd rather us have an early night' she said smiling.

'but...if you wanna go and blast his brains out FINE!' she said

i'm really not in the mood right now to have an early night
but i won't kill him if you don't want me too
*his hand shaking in hers*

*Catches Stag before he hits the floor, and sits him in the nearby chair.

Runs to the bar as fast as she can and grabs the bottle of captain morgan and a guiness bottle, as well as her bag.

Dashes back to the cabana....smiles at Mae...and goes inside.*

Huff....heres your...puff.....drinks guys......oh, and I have some shades in my bag Tull......

*Fishes around, and pulls out a pair.*
I wouldn't turn my back on her. Remember what she did at the caves? She nearly killed us all.

Sh!t Stag you shouldn't have done that. All I need is food and for that bitch to finaley get out of my life.
*Tulls many wound began to ooze blood and a bit of puss*
Hey then again whatever you just did seems to be ridding my body of all the crap she's been pumping me full of.

'Food? Well thats certainly no problem' He chuckled
'But I think we may draw the line at puppies, they may be the other white meat, but the RSPCA is still on our backs'

'well if you seriously hurt him, I wont accept you anymore' she said,

'he's a man with a confused heart, i'd rather you go and talk to the man, offer support, he needs friends right now' she said, kissing him long and hard.

'life is too short to hold grudges' she said softly after pulling away,