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screw that
*opens beer*
*tosses one to LP*
why do you have chocolate on you?
*raises eyebrow*
*pops the cap*

Nope.... that would be Arridia

*points to the fly covered figure*

*proceeds to bat away the flies with his penguin*

"Bah."

*pops the cap*

Nope.... that would be Arridia

*points to the fly covered figure*


well yes i saw him dump chocolate on himself.... but why is there some on ... you


*walks to fridge to get another beer*

well yes i saw him dump chocolate on himself.... but why is there some on ... you


*walks to fridge to get another beer*
where?

*looks on his ass*

*shimmers, and vanishes*

*A puddle of chocolate falls to the floor. When he re-appears, there is no more chocolate on him.*

*nods to the others with as much dignity as he can muster*

If you will excuse me, I will now alter myself so that my flesh has the scent and taste of chocolate. And if that doesn't work, I will do something else equally as bizarre. For now, I bid ye good night.

*hammers the nearest person into the wall with his penguin, and walks out*

Rolls down stairs............

SMoochies back......

*shimmers, and vanishes*

*A puddle of chocolate falls to the floor. When he re-appears, there is no more chocolate on him.*

*nods to the others with as much dignity as he can muster*

If you will excuse me, I will now alter myself so that my flesh has the scent and taste of chocolate. And if that doesn't work, I will do something else equally as bizarre. For now, I bid ye good night.

*hammers the nearest person into the wall with his penguin, and walks out*
interesting blunt intstrument he has

*she watches from her tassled pillow pile, listening to her castlemates having fun, spying on a few peasants and *sigh* answering a few prayers*

Rolls down stairs............

SMoochies back......

*sends Planners a very long Frenchkiss on his youthful lips... cause she missed him*

*blinks and looks around, unsure of how he got here. Drops a toddler who's now missing a leg and looks around again*

...I don't fit in here.

*just sits and watches*

*blinks and looks around, unsure of how he got here. Drops a toddler who's now missing a leg and looks around again*

...I don't fit in here.

*just sits and watches*
*she looks at the newcomer with mild interest*
And why don't you fit here, dear...

*burp*
*sits on throne*
*drinks absinthe*

*burp*
*sits on throne*
*drinks absinthe*

*she slowly opens her eyes, knowing full well he is in the room. drinking.*
*in a lazy voice, stretching on her pillows*
Are you going to share that?

Frenchkisses a piece of chocolate, yum.... *steals toddler gimp*

*Somewhere far away Jocabia is running across a plain chasing his dinner. His naked body glistens in the morning sun. Suddenly, he notices something has changed. He stops and sniffs the air. His faces changes from determination to slightly masked glee.*

*He changes direction and sets out at a blistering pace. Suddenly he sees a flash in front of him and he trips on a rock and falls into the position of the flash... and disappears.*

Count me in :headbang:

*Somewhere far away Jocabia is running across a plain chasing his dinner. His naked body glistens in the morning sun. Suddenly, he notices something has changed. He stops and sniffs the air. His faces changes from determination to slightly masked glee.*

*He changes direction and sets out at a blistering pace. Suddenly he sees a flash in front of him and he trips on a rock and falls into the position of the flash... and disappears.*

*free falling, he quite suddenly is awash in chocolate scent and lands in her lap yet again. she smiles*
We have to stop meeting like this...*naughty grin*

*she caresses his cheek with her thigh*

Frenchkisses a piece of chocolate, yum.... *steals toddler gimp*

*licks his cheek*
Naughty children are so delish!

*free falling, he quite suddenly is awash in chocolate scent and lands in her lap yet again. she smiles*
We have to stop meeting like this...*naughty grin*

*she caresses his cheek with her thigh*

OOC: That was exactly what I was going to do. Great minds think alike.

IC: Well, that was improbable. *He puts his head down and fluffles her.*

OOC: That was exactly what I was going to do. Great minds think alike.

IC: Well, that was improbable. *He puts his head down and fluffles her.*

OOC i saw you coming for miles, Joc... i know how you think now... that could be dangerous.. for you, anyway. lol

IC: *bites her lip and smiles, ruffling his hair*
Erm... how was the flight?

OOC i saw you coming for miles, Joc... i know how you think now... that could be dangerous.. for you, anyway. lol

IC: *bites her lip and smiles, ruffling his hair*
Erm... how was the flight?

*looks up.*

Oh, did you want to talk? *Sits up and lays next to her*

Surprisingly pleasant, like a conversation with Legless Pirates. You're pretty sure you should be uncomfortable, but instead you're kind of relaxed.

*Grins*

*she slowly opens her eyes, knowing full well he is in the room. drinking.*
*in a lazy voice, stretching on her pillows*
Are you going to share that?

come get some

*looks up.*

Oh, did you want to talk? *Sits up and lays next to her*

Surprisingly pleasant, like a conversation with Legless Pirates. You're pretty sure you should be uncomfortable, but instead you're kind of relaxed.

*Grins*

*hiding her grin*
M'k, enough talk...
*frenchkiss*

come get some

Oh, now you offer some...
*she calls the bottle to her and pours a glass and sips*

*hiding her grin*
M'k, enough talk...
*frenchkiss*

*tries desperately to breath through the nose that's smashed against his face (his not hers). Decides he doesn't kiss and melts into her kiss. Overwhelmed by it. A single tear runs down his face and lands on her lips. It sparkles in the candlelight, alone and beautiful.*

Oh, now you offer some...
*she calls the bottle to her and pours a glass and sips*
*having not let go the bottle, stares at her quite unamused*
ok that's not funny, put me back on my throne.... or errrrmmm no more stories *grins*

*tries desperately to breath through the nose that's smashed against his face (his not hers). Decides he doesn't kiss and melts into her kiss. Overwhelmed by it. A single tear runs down his face and lands on her lips. It sparkles in the candlelight, alone and beautiful.*

*she licks his single tear, salty and blissful. she breathes air into his struggling lungs, sweet and pure, then releases her grip, licking his lips on last time*

*having not let go the bottle, stares at her quite unamused*
ok that's not funny, put me back on my throne.... or errrrmmm no more stories *grins*

*her head tilted back, she returns him to his throne with a wicked smile*

*her head tilted back, she returns him to his throne with a wicked smile*
*spanks you*

*spanks you*
Boy, you sure have a long arm...

Boy, you sure have a long arm...
well duh I am Mr. Fantastic!




im not sure if i want anyone to get that referance

*she licks his single tear, salty and blissful. she breathes air into his struggling lungs, sweet and pure, then releases her grip, licking his lips on last time*

*he gazes into her eyes and he can't look away. He tries to smile but he feels like he doesn't have the strength. His thoughts won't form into words and finally out of desperation he kisses her again.*

well duh I am Mr. Fantastic!




im not sure if i want anyone to get that referance

OOC: Too bad. There's a movie coming out.

*he gazes into her eyes and he can't look away. He tries to smile but he feels like he doesn't have the strength. His thoughts won't form into words and finally out of desperation he kisses her again.*

*she smiles through his kiss and gently caresses his back, playfully teasing him with her tongue. she tightens her thighs to his side, wraps one arm around his neck and rolls on top, smiling*

*she smiles through his kiss and gently caresses his back, playfully teasing him with her tongue. she tightens her thighs to his side, wraps one arm around his neck and rolls on top, smiling*

*he pretends to be forced onto his back. He knows she likes the thought of conquering him so he lets her do so.*

Nice weather we're having, huh?

*he pretends to be forced onto his back. He knows she likes the thought of conquering him so he lets her do so.*

Nice weather we're having, huh?

*her smile turns wicked and she licks his cheek and rolls over to grab her absinthe and sip*

*her smile turns wicked and she licks his cheek and rolls over to grab her absinthe and sip*

*he notices that her smile has become wicked and he waits anxiously to find out what is going through her mind. He begins to shiver in excitement.*

OOC: Too bad. There's a movie coming out.
hmm good point i completely forgot about that *runs home to hs fantastic four comics* haha

*wanders around aimlessly*

*wanders around aimlessly*
*molests Gael* howdy? *scampers a safe distance away*

*wanders around aimlessly*

*temporarily leaves his body and floats at the top of the room, looking down Gael's shirt*

*wanders around aimlessly*

Want an asbinthe? or something else dear?

Hey there.

*flings water balloons at Choq and Jocabia*

Want an asbinthe? or something else dear?
Nah, I'm good. I got out of jury duty this morning, so I'm feeling pretty damn good at the moment.

Nah, I'm good. I got out of jury duty this morning, so I'm feeling pretty damn good at the moment.
*sits by gael, looks up at her* good job with the jury duty n wot not
*licks her leg*

Hey there.

*flings water balloons at Choq and Jocabia*

*The water balloon passes through Jocabia's ethereal form as he looks down her blouse one more time and returns to his body*

*sits by gael, looks up at her* good job with the jury duty n wot not
*licks her leg*
*pats Choq on the head*

PUPPY!!

*looks at TCG. Whispers*

Have you seen Gael's rack? It's nice. Really nice.

*Grins at her.*

*pats Choq on the head*

PUPPY!!
*shakes head* im people silly see?
*jumps up, encircles you in arms, kissing your quite thoroughly*
*sits leaving you wavering unsteadly, and nuzzles your leg*

*shakes head* im people silly see?
*jumps up, encircles you in arms, kissing your quite thoroughly*
*sits leaving you wavering unsteadly, and nuzzles your leg*
Puppies get treats.

*grins evilly*

Puppies get treats.

*grins evilly*
woof woof *shakes but trying to wag imaginary tail*

*looks at TCG. Whispers*

Have you seen Gael's rack? It's nice. Really nice.

*Grins at her.*

I can see that *eyeing Gael with admiration*

woof woof *shakes but trying to wag imaginary tail*
Heehee..

*leads puppy off to lair*

Heehee..

*leads puppy off to lair*

*licks and follows* yay i mean err woof!

*blinks and appears again* I feel so out of place. And so non-lewd here.

I disappeared from sleep before. D:

*she turns on her pillow pile*
Well, well, a new castlemate... are you going to disappear again?

I might. *twiddles fingers* Then again, I might just cling to you like a ferret and strike you at the right time.

*raises eyebrows* Did I say strike? I mean "strike". *licks lips*

I might. *twiddles fingers* Then again, I might just cling to you like a ferret and strike you at the right time.

*raises eyebrows* Did I say strike? I mean "strike". *licks lips*

*she tilts her head back and she laughs, a rich soft laughter that catches your breath*

i don't know why you were so worried about fitting in last night... you'll do just fine...
*she gives you a wicked little smile*

*blinks and stares for a moment, only pausing to devour a small child who happened to be passing by*

What do you mean by... fit in? *smiles*

*blinks and stares for a moment, only pausing to devour a small child who happened to be passing by*

What do you mean by... fit in? *smiles*

*wicked laugh*
you will do well here
*she gives you a penetrating look*

Oh, will I? And what makes you think that?

*bats eyelashes and smiles* You're just charmed by my good looks, I bet.

Oh, will I? And what makes you think that?

*bats eyelashes and smiles* You're just charmed by my good looks, I bet.

*she starts laughing and rolls on her tassled pillows pile, her body shaking and her ankle bracelets ringing softly*

I do hope that's a laugh in good nature, missy... *licks lips again, revealing a rather long tongue* Or you might be regrettin' it.

*quietly cracks knuckles and leans backwards, grabbing a pillow to rest his head against*

I do hope that's a laugh in good nature, missy... *licks lips again, revealing a rather long tongue* Or you might be regrettin' it.

*quietly cracks knuckles and leans backwards, grabbing a pillow to rest his head against*
*her eyes take on a dangerous glint and seem to glow in the candlelight*
I never regret anything...

I'll give you something to regret... *gives a 'come hither' look*

I'll give you something to regret... *gives a 'come hither' look*

*she returns his look and calls a glass of her favorite drink. she sips, still giving you a level gaze*

*From somewhere in the room *

Haack!

*she returns his look and calls a glass of her favorite drink. she sips, still giving you a level gaze*

*wanders over towards her, arms folded, still holding her pillow* What'cha want?

*From somewhere in the room *

Haack!
Nekone! come here pussy cat. Let me take care of that fur ball for you...

We've got cats, do we? *raises an eyebrow* I suppose they're intelligent and turn into people as well...

Oh well. *flops on the pillows*

We've got cats, do we? *raises an eyebrow* I suppose they're intelligent and turn into people as well...

Oh well. *flops on the pillows*
Nekone is all feline...*wicked smile*
Come here kitty
*she starts to look under the pillows*

*from somewhere in the room*
Hurrrkkk

*coughs* I'm sure you've got a bit of feline in you too...

*looks under a pillow, and listens for the cat meowing*

Haarrck
*with a wet plop... a hairball lands near Nureonia... (not that close)*

*up in the rafters*
Merrrr :(
[damn... missed. ]

OOC: Brb

*wrinkles nose* You'd be surprised at how much I understand from devouring toddlers... *eyes the hairball suspiciously, coughs a bit, and regurgitates a bone*

*in a mildly amusing Mexican accent* Choo want me throw this at you? Choo wanna die?

*wrinkles nose* You'd be surprised at how much I understand from devouring toddlers... *eyes the hairball suspiciously, coughs a bit, and regurgitates a bone*

*in a mildly amusing Mexican accent* Choo want me throw this at you? Choo wanna die?
*bad mexican accent*

Ooo..I cut choo! I cut choo up so bad..you...you wish I no cut choo up so bad.

I cut choo. *thinks about it, eyes Gael* Naw. I cut choo clothes. Much better.

(OOC: Is anyone else having trouble viewing profiles/AIM/MSN things? I can't view anyones -- it gives me a blank screen.)

My clothes, eh?

*snip snip* :D

OOC: Yes, it's been like that since all that trouble a while back. At least for me.

Yes, choo -- *is momentarily distracted*

(OOC: Arghflargle. People who are in this thread, don't be surprised if I telegram you asking for contact information.)

*shakes head* You know my weakness.

*A small black kitten drops from the rafters and into the cushions.*
Meeeerrrrrroooooowrrr :D
[Baaaannnnnnzzzzzaaaaiiiii]

*A tiny Jocabia appears in the corner and begins to grow until he is full size*

Oof! That only happens at night. Stupid goofy moonlight.

*blinks, shakes head*

What the devil...

*goes back to 'sleeping', buried under cushions*

No women here? Good. *scratches balls and farts* I've been wanting to do that in the castle for months ;)

*A tiny Jocabia appears in the corner and begins to grow until he is full size*

Oof! That only happens at night. Stupid goofy moonlight. :eek:
meow!
[Wow, Growth spurt!]

No women here? Good. *scratches balls and farts* I've been wanting to do that in the castle for months ;)Mrrrr?
[You've been holding your fart in for months? Sounds painful.]

Mrrrr?
[You've been holding your fart in for months? Sounds painful.]

*Smiles and throws him a treat*

Look at how much less bloated I look.

*Smiles and throws him a treat*

Look at how much less bloated I look.*Thinks for a moment...*
mew :rolleyes:
[why not...]

*licks balls... then farts.*

Mew :D
[Wow... that did feel good.]

*steals nekone away*

*steals nekone away*
Mew?
[who?]

*twists around*

MEW! :D
[Gael!]

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

All these people show up when i am away... what's up with that? Is it something i said?

*drops on her tassled pillow pile and toys with the frosted glass that appears in her right hand, sighing*

All these people show up when i am away... what's up with that? Is it something i said?

*drops on her tassled pillow pile and toys with the frosted glass that appears in her right hand, sighing*

*A cloud a foul-smelling gas appears near TCG and when it clears she sees Tribes. She crinkles her nose and reaches out to touch him and he melts away. Suddenly she looks down and realizes that Jocabia is lying face down in her lap again, but in her distraction she didn't notice him arriving.*

*A cloud a foul-smelling gas appears near TCG and when it clears she sees Tribes. She crinkles her nose and reaches out to touch him and he melts away. Suddenly she looks down and realizes that Jocabia is lying face down in her lap again, but in her distraction she didn't notice him arriving.*

*realizing Joc is playing, she goes with his distraction and giggles*
Trying to sneak up on a Goddess, are you? Tsk, tsk... you should know better, my Champion.
*she caresses his cheek with her knee*

The room suddenly heats up to an almost unbearable temperature before dropping to normal, except for a large flame that appears in the centre of the room. It flares up and then vanishes, to be replaced with an extremely sooty and dirty Skinny87, covered in dark grime. His glasses are askew, a large grin is plastered on his face, and he holds a bottle of Jack Daniels in his left hand. In his right he holds the charred remnants of a bikini top. He wears nothing but a smile and a pair of socks.

*Puts down JD and pulls out a cigar - from where no-one knows - lights it and takes a pull before looking around the room*

"Guess where I've been!"

*realizing Joc is playing, she goes with his distraction and giggles*
Trying to sneak up on a Goddess, are you? Tsk, tsk... you should know better, my Champion.
*she caresses his cheek with her knee*

*holds hand behind his back.* How many fingers am I holding up?

The room suddenly heats up to an almost unbearable temperature before dropping to normal, except for a large flame that appears in the centre of the room. It flares up and then vanishes, to be replaced with an extremely sooty and dirty Skinny87, covered in dark grime. His glasses are askew, a large grin is plastered on his face, and he holds a bottle of Jack Daniels in his left hand. In his right he holds the charred remnants of a bikini top. He wears nothing but a smile and a pair of socks.

*Puts down JD and pulls out a cigar - from where no-one knows - lights it and takes a pull before looking around the room*

"Guess where I've been!"

Something to do with the bikini, i'd wager...
*chuckles*

In a much less impressive display than a burst of flames, merely a shimmer of blue-white light, Aridd appears out of thin air behind the Goddess, his eyes flashing red then softening slightly as he looks at her. He puts down his penguin with a thud, and kneels down to whisper, his warm breath tickling the Goddess' ear:

"Bonsoir..."

*holds hand behind his back.* How many fingers am I holding up?

*she squirms*
well, i can feel three right now... *wicked grin*

In a much less impressive display than a burst of flames, merely a shimmer of blue-white light, Aridd appears out of thin air behind the Goddess, his eyes flashing red then softening slightly as he looks at her. He puts down his penguin with a thud, and kneels down to whisper, his warm breath tickling the Goddess' ear:

"Bonsoir..."

*tilts her head back to one side so his lips are barely touching her neck... she whispers back*

Bonsoir...

*she squirms*
well, i can feel three right now... *wicked grin*

WRONG! Four. How can you not feel that? *grins back*

WRONG! Four. How can you not feel that? *grins back*

Where is your pinky?

*tilts her head back to one side so his lips are barely touching her neck... she whispers back*

Bonsoir...

*brings his lips just a little closer, so they're brushing against the soft skin of her neck without actually kissing her*

*whispers* : "Your glass appears to be empty."

*brings his lips just a little closer, so they're brushing against the soft skin of her neck without actually kissing her*

*whispers* : "Your glass appears to be empty."

*her glass refills and she produces another one for him*
Care to join me? The Divine Kiss... it's exquisite.

Question: As far as I can tell, i am the only Divinity here, and yet, almost everyone, more specifically you guys, has this pyrotechnic, special effects laiden entrance? Where do you get all that power?

Where is your pinky?

You can't tell?

*her glass refills and she produces another one for him*
Care to join me? The Divine Kiss... it's exquisite.

*smiles, and accepts a glass*

*stays kneeling just behind the Goddess*

Why is it called a Divine Kiss? Or do I have to taste it to find out?

Question: As far as I can tell, i am the only Divinity here, and yet, almost everyone, more specifically you guys, has this pyrotechnic, special effects laiden entrance? Where do you get all that power?

Oh, that. *shrugs*

I prefer to show you rather than tell you. But not just yet.

*smiles, and accepts a glass*

*stays kneeling just behind the Goddess*

Why is it called a Divine Kiss? Or do I have to taste it to find out?

Named after me... *smug smile* It's the best my followers could come up with... which is pretty good, considering the limitations...

Question: As far as I can tell, i am the only Divinity here, and yet, almost everyone, more specifically you guys, has this pyrotechnic, special effects laiden entrance? Where do you get all that power?

There is a lot of power in the world that has nothing to do with deities. In fact, I've defeated a few deities in my time. They are not actually immortal you know. Just REALLY hard to kill.

Some things are magic *makes a chocolate covered strawberry appear in TCG's belly button.*

Some things are illusion *briefly Jocabia appears to be covered in blue paint and then he appears normal*

And some things I will never explain to you *She suddenly feels a wave of pleasure* Just enjoy them when you can and be glad that life offers mysteries.

*Look satisfied*

Named after me... *smug smile* It's the best my followers could come up with... which is pretty good, considering the limitations...

Indeed?

*shimmers, vanishes, and reappears on the other side of the Goddess*

*presses his lips against her neck, and kisses her softly, then sensuously*

*whispers* And is drinking it anything like being kissed by you?

There is a lot of power in the world that has nothing to do with deities. In fact, I've defeated a few deities in my time. They are not actually immortal you know. Just REALLY hard to kill.

Some things are magic *makes a chocolate covered strawberry appear in TCG's belly button.*

Some things are illusion *briefly Jocabia appears to be covered in blue paint and then he appears normal*

And some things I will never explain to you *She suddenly feels a wave of pleasure* Just enjoy them when you can and be glad that life offers mysteries.

*Look satisfied*
*bursts out laughing, picking the strawberry and licking and eating it slowly...*

Indeed?

*shimmers, vanishes, and reappears on the other side of the Goddess*

*presses his lips against her neck, and kisses her softly, then sensuously*

*whispers* And is drinking it anything like being kissed by you?

Well, both Tribes and Joc have had the pleasure of a variety of kisses: Kiss of Life, Kiss of Breath, Kiss of Passion... Healing Kiss... They seemed to have enjoyed it.

The drink offers a little kick, a wave of desire, but it dissipates quickly... I, on the other hand, can make it last much longer... as Peeches has felt on numerous occasions...
*thinking of her favorite lover, her face becomes sad and longing*

*bursts out laughing, picking the strawberry and licking and eating it slowly...*

I love watching you eat *grins and sits back as she finishes the strawberry*

*walks in naked except for some meat and two veg he happens to be carrying in front of his crotch*

Afternoon.

*looks around suspiciously. Then looks around for the drinks fridge*

*walks in naked except for some meat and two veg he happens to be carrying in front of his crotch*

Afternoon.

*looks around suspiciously. Then looks around for the drinks fridge*

What? No grandiose entrance of epic proportions? You've been slacking... but i still missed you *impish grin*

I love watching you eat *grins and sits back as she finishes the strawberry*

*naughty laugh*
Yes, i've noticed that...
*she produces another chocolate strawberry and eats it slowly, nibbling the tender flesh, before biting hard into it*

What? No grandiose entrance of epic proportions? You've been slacking... but i still missed you *impish grin*
Bah. I can't think at the moment. All time is consumed by revision.

*shakes fist at the sky*

Why did I have to choose 4 A-levels! WHY!!!

*weeps in a corner. Still entirely naked, in case some had forgotten. And vulnerable* ¬_¬ Can't blame a guy for trying...

Well, both Tribes and Joc have had the pleasure of a variety of kisses: Kiss of Life, Kiss of Breath, Kiss of Passion... Healing Kiss... They seemed to have enjoyed it.

The drink offers a little kick, a wave of desire, but it dissipates quickly... I, on the other hand, can make it last much longer... as Peeches has felt on numerous occasions...
*thinking of her favorite lover, her face becomes sad and longing*

My Goddess, my kisses may not be magical or divine, but I hope to ease the sadness from your face.

*kisses her neck and shoulder several times, softly*

*caresses the Goddess' back; slowly, she feels his hand seem to merge with her flesh, causing a pleasant, sensuous tingle to course through her body*

*He keeps it there only a moment, then pulls away and smiles slightly, looking at her; he stands*

Well, I suppose I should find somewhere to store my penguin.

Bah. I can't think at the moment. All time is consumed by revision.

*shakes fist at the sky*

Why did I have to choose 4 A-levels! WHY!!!

*weeps in a corner. Still entirely naked, in case some had forgotten. And vulnerable* ¬_¬ Can't blame a guy for trying...

*she gets up and goes to Tribes to console him*
Here, let me take that carrot from you
*starts to nibble on it*
Why don't you charm me with your language skills... you know i love your tongue

*naughty laugh*
Yes, i've noticed that...
*she produces another chocolate strawberry and eats it slowly, nibbling the tender flesh, before biting hard into it*

Ooh...

*stops, and stares*

Such a sharp bite... Do you always do that after nibbling softly?

Ooh...

*stops, and stares*

Such a sharp bite... Do you always do that after nibbling softly?

Depends what i am nibbling on... or whom... ;)

Depends what i am nibbling on... or whom... ;)

*grins*

I'm sure it does... I hope I can provide you with something... worthy of your bite.

*takes a sip of the Divine Kiss*

*grins*

I'm sure it does... I hope I can provide you with something... worthy of your bite.

*takes a sip of the Divine Kiss*
*a wave of heat and desire washes over you and she smiles, knowing*
I'm sure you'll think of something... you seem quite resourceful

*a wave of heat and desire washes over you and she smiles, knowing*
I'm sure you'll think of something... you seem quite resourceful

*shivers with desire as the drink takes effect*

And this is less powerful than an actual kiss?

*smiles, and thinks*

*looks over at his concrete penguin* Uhm, no... Not that.

Hmm... How about...

*smiles slyly*

Goddess... *whispers, and moves closer to her* Have you ever thought to combine the pleasures of...

*leans in, and kisses her... Suddenly, his lips taste like chocolate, the scent and taste of delicious chocolate overwhelming her as he kisses her hard, passionately*

*shivers with desire as the drink takes effect*

And this is less powerful than an actual kiss?

*smiles, and thinks*

*looks over at his concrete penguin* Uhm, no... Not that.

Hmm... How about...

*smiles slyly*

Goddess... *whispers, and moves closer to her* Have you ever thought to combine the pleasures of...

*leans in, and kisses her... Suddenly, his lips taste like chocolate, the scent and taste of delicious chocolate overwhelming her as he kisses her hard, passionately*

*she loses herself in his scent and taste, her own scent mingling with his, melting in his kiss*

*pulls in a peasant by the toenails*

*she loses herself in his scent and taste, her own scent mingling with his, melting in his kiss*

*he kisses her passionately, holding her close, her kiss far more powerful and intoxicating than the magic drink, her kiss and scent overwhelming, as he lets her fully savour the chocolate taste and scent and feel of his lips...*

*breaks away and looks at her a moment, a little breathless; smiles*

*whispers sensuously* Aren't you going to bite?

*he kisses her passionately, holding her close, her kiss far more powerful and intoxicating than the magic drink, her kiss and scent overwhelming, as he lets her fully savour the chocolate taste and scent and feel of his lips...*

*breaks away and looks at her a moment, a little breathless; smiles*

*whispers sensuously* Aren't you going to bite?
I am

*bites Ariddia in the calves*

*pulls in a peasant by the toenails*

*she hears something dragging on the ground and looks around*
LP! Where have you been, doll? Torturing peasants? want to borrow my guillotine?

*she nibbles and bites Ariddia on the neck*

*she hears something dragging on the ground and looks around*
LP! Where have you been, doll? Torturing peasants? want to borrow my guillotine?

*she nibbles and bites Ariddia on the neck*
He needs his toenails clipped..... so the guillotine would come in handy

I am

*bites Ariddia in the calves*

*smashes his concrete penguin down on LP's foot*


*she hears something dragging on the ground and looks around*
LP! Where have you been, doll? Torturing peasants? want to borrow my guillotine?

*she nibbles and bites Ariddia on the neck*


*smiles, kisses the Goddess one last time, then his lips return to normal*

The drink was poorly named. It cannot hope to compare with your kiss.

*looks around to see if anyone else's feet need crushing*

*smashes his concrete penguin down on LP's foot*
*looks at his severed leg with a penguin on it*

Hey! I wanted to keep that

*Puts out cigar on the aforementioned peasants head before striking a match on its stomach, in turn lighting yet another cigar. Just for the hell of it*

My powers, TCG? Smokebombs, a small, portable flamethrower and the ability to run away at high speeds from extremely irate boyfriends. Rather useful actually...

*looks at his severed leg with a penguin on it*

Hey! I wanted to keep that

You can. *smirks*

*looks at the peasant's legs, and wields his penguin thoughtfully*

*brushes off his leg*
damnit

*proceeds to seat the peasant on the guillotine*

Keep your feet still

*Pulls the chord and the blade drops, chopping off the peasants toes*

You moved!

Unnecessary violence! Yay! *pulls out two assault rifles and kills hordes of peasants* Die, peons, die!

yay! the gang is almost here again!

*she plops herself on her tassled pillow pile and drinks, spying on her castlemates*

Can I have a drink too?

Can I have a drink too?

*another glass materializes in her hand*
Be my guest...
*she hands him the glass*
Be careful... it sort of has a kick at the end

Now your fingers....

*straps the hands of the screaming peasant under the guillotine*

*downs the drink*
Kick... hah. There's nothing... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaah.
*faints*

*downs the drink*
Kick... hah. There's nothing... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaah.
*faints*

*chuckles and licks his face*
I love it when they do that...

@LP
Can i have a finger? a few if you can spare them?

@LP
Can i have a finger? a few if you can spare them?
*flips Goddess the finger* :eek:

*pulls the chord amazingly just cutting the nails from the fingers*

Better.....

*hacks off the fingers with a spork*

OOC: Dang, I missed Tribes. He's never around to screw around anymore. Someone needs to get that boy a break.

IC:

*Jumps up from the pillow pile, pulls LP's hair. Runs*

IC:

*Jumps up from the pillow pile, pulls LP's hair. Runs*
*pulls up his pants*

Damnit Joc. That hurt

*flips Goddess the finger* :eek:

*pulls the chord amazingly just cutting the nails from the fingers*

Better.....

*hacks off the fingers with a spork*

* :eek: he feels a hard bite on his birdy finger, drawing blood*
*she smirks*

* :eek: he feels a hard bite on his birdy finger, drawing blood*
*she smirks*
ouch...... *puts the finger in his mouth*

That's not very nice..... kiss it better

*holds up the finger in front of Goddess' face*

:D

caffeineCAFFEINECAFFEINE *drinks coffee*
Whyiseverythingsoslow? Hahahahahahahaha. Sooooooooooosloow. *twitches nervously* Needmorecoffee.Coffeecoffeecoffee! *drinks 12 pots of coffee*

*pulls up his pants*

Damnit Joc. That hurt

OOC: soda in my nose again

IC:

*continues to run and giggle like a girl. Doesn't notice no one is chasing him*

ouch...... *puts the finger in his mouth*

That's not very nice..... kiss it better

*holds up the finger in front of Goddess' face*

:D

*she licks it and swirls it in her mouth, sucking on the blood*

Ok, LP, now give me your finger...

Jocabiaisrunningaway!*tackles Jocabia*
Norunningaway. Nowfetchmemorecoffee! I'm...running...low...on...energy. Extra sugar!

*she licks it and swirls it in her mouth, sucking on the blood*
Strange kiss that...... but it DOES feel better

I also have this other wound.....

*unzips his pants*

...which has been bugging me for a very long time....

*drops his pants*

...So I was wondering if you could take a look at it

*moons Goddess and runs, pulling up his pants*

Jocabiaisrunningaway!*tackles Jocabia*
Norunningaway. Nowfetchmemorecoffee! I'm...running...low...on...energy. Extra sugar!

*stops giggling. Stares blankly. When Monotonous looks confused, Jocabia points the other direction and then slips away and starts running and giggling again*

Strange kiss that...... but it DOES feel better

I also have this other wound.....

*unzips his pants*

...which has been bugging me for a very long time....

*drops his pants*

...So I was wondering if you could take a look at it

*moons Goddess and runs, pulling up his pants*

Nice white ass, dear...
*she sends him a telepathic slap on the arse*

*moons Goddess again and again and again and again*

I've been a baaaad boy

*see's LP pull his pants down and pulls his hair again*

*decides to join the fun and moons TCG as well. His ass is tanned and taught*

*moons Goddess again and again and again and again*

I've been a baaaad boy

*she gets comfortable and keeps slapping LP's white butt, alternating between cheeks so as not to bruise him too early*

*see's LP pull his pants down and pulls his hair again*

*decides to join the fun and moons TCG as well. His ass is tanned and taught*

*she looks at him and bursts out laughing*
*she gets the switch out and gives him a few lashes*

*she looks at him and bursts out laughing*
*she gets the switch out and gives him a few lashes*

Yipe! *pretends to be hurt. Runs around in a circle and moons her again. LP runs by and Jocabia reaches out and smacks his ass. Then he tries to hide the fact that he sniffs his fingers*

(silently as if to him self) what do you know? it does smell like roses.

*spins around in a circle... for hours*

*spins around in a circle... for hours**falls off of rafters and down onto the pillow because he got dizzy watching Nureonia spinn around for hours.*

*falls off of rafters and down onto the pillow because he got dizzy watching Nureonia spinn around for hours.*

*she catches Nekone as he falls and cradles him on her chest, licking his head and snuggling to his fur*

*she catches Nekone as he falls and cradles him on her chest, licking his head and snuggling to his fur*Mew
[am I dreaming???]


Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
[Guess not]

Mew
[am I dreaming???]


Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
[Guess not]

Nekone, my little kitty.. how have you been?

Nekone, my little kitty.. how have you been?
Merower....
[same ole same ole... overworked... underpaid... tired...]

Merower....
[same ole same ole... overworked... underpaid... tired...]

m'k, i can sympathize with that... and just to think that i have to work tomorrow on a day off... *shudders*

m'k, i can sympathize with that... and just to think that i have to work tomorrow on a day off... *shudders*Merrr? :D
[What's 'Day off'?]

I make people dizzy.

*spins*

I make people dizzy.

*spins*
Mew :(
[And Cats...]

*covers Eyes with Paws so he doesn't watch Nureonia Spin.*

Mew :(
[And Cats...]

*covers Eyes with Paws so he doesn't watch Nureonia Spin.*

:eek:
No one?
No one came in today?!!!
*groans and faints on her tassled pillow pile*

OOC sorry Nekone, but you were here sooooo early and then... *crickets*

*Falls out of cupboard smothered in clothing*
Wow, once size really DOESNT fit all

Yipe! *pretends to be hurt. Runs around in a circle and moons her again. LP runs by and Jocabia reaches out and smacks his ass. Then he tries to hide the fact that he sniffs his fingers*

(silently as if to him self) what do you know? it does smell like roses.

*Tosses cookies*
Oh lord man, no!
*Tosses more cookies*

*Tosses cookies*
Oh lord man, no!
*Tosses more cookies*

*her eyes flutters as she hears a voice. she raises from her pillow pile and looks around*

ooc: that was a truly nasty comment by Joc... even if he was talking about a fellow castlemate *shudders*

*her eyes flutters as she hears a voice. she raises from her pillow pile and looks around*

ooc: that was a truly nasty comment by Joc... even if he was talking about a fellow castlemate *shudders*

OOC: You're telling me!
*Oh look, more cookies*

IC:

Yep, just me and this oversized moth smelling garment here

OOC: You're telling me!
*Oh look, more cookies*

IC:

Yep, just me and this oversized moth smelling garment here
Why are you wearing that?

Why are you wearing that?

I'm less wearing it and more inhabiting it
*Shakes off*
I was in there for three days I tell you, people should give you directions to the bathroom at night

*singing echoes through the halls*

Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's growin strong
Was in the spring, then spring became the summer, who'da believe you'd come along?
Then, touchin hands, reachin out, touchin me, touchin youuuuuuuuuuuu!

*singing echoes through the halls*

Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's growin strong
Was in the spring, then spring became the summer, who'da believe you'd come along?
Then, touchin hands, reachin out, touchin me, touchin youuuuuuuuuuuu!

*Applauds quietly*

*Jumps out in front of TCG in a melodramatic serenading pose*

Sweet Caroline! Good times never seem so good! I've been inclined to believe it never would

And now I, I look at the night, whooo
And it don't seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two, oh
And when I hurt
Hurting runs off my shoulder
How can I hurt when holding you

*Comes in holding cricket in mouth.*
Meff?
[someone wanted a cricket?]

*Comes in holding cricket in mouth.*
Meff?
[someone wanted a cricket?]

Oh, well er, no thanks. Big lunch and all. Put it in the fridge for later though.

Oh, well er, no thanks. Big lunch and all. Put it in the fridge for later though.
*Puts cricket down and chases it out of the room*

*Puts cricket down and chases it out of the room*
*she zaps the cricket*
*smile sheepishly at Nekone*

Meow! :eek:
[remind me never to get you mad at me.]

*she zaps the cricket*
*smile sheepishly at Nekone*

Poor cricky- I knew him well
*Pauses*
I'm quoting shakspear to a bug?
*Tosses bug corpse away*

Meow! :eek:
[remind me never to get you mad at me.]

*she pets him and licks his head*
you don't have to worry too much...

*she pets him and licks his head*
you don't have to worry too much...

And now I'm jelouse of a feline. Well, life is good.
*Curses life*

And now I'm jelouse of a feline. Well, life is good.
*Curses life*
*licks his face*
I have enough licks to share...
*naughty smile*

*sniffle*

You no like my song?

*licks his face*
I have enough licks to share...
*naughty smile*

Well, they do always tell you to share
*Grins*
Oh, but in return?
*Slurps TCG face*
Hahaha

*sniffle*

You no like my song?

Song? Where?!

*sniffle*

You no like my song?
*licks her face*
I did... i do love songs...

Well, they do always tell you to share
*Grins*
Oh, but in return?
*Slurps TCG face*
Hahaha

*giggles*
that tickles

*Walks in with Master S.*

"Greetings freaks! Have some peasants!" *throws a pile of peasants at everyone* "Sing to them and make them suffer! Umm... sorry some are used..."

"Later!"

*Leaves with Master S. on his leash as usual.*

"Ciao!"

*Walks in with Master S.*

"Greetings freaks! Have some peasants!" *throws a pile of peasants at everyone* "Sing to them and make them suffer! Umm... sorry some are used..."

"Later!"

*Leaves with Master S. on his leash as usual.*

"Ciao!"

Thanks Hype!

mew
[so sleepy... nite all.]

Thanks Hype!

Indeed!

*tosses his penguin to flatten a few random peasants, just to keep himself busy*

*looks at the Goddess*

*walks over and tickles her face with his tongue*

Indeed!

*tosses his penguin to flatten a few random peasants, just to keep himself busy*

*looks at the Goddess*

*walks over and tickles her face with his tongue*

*giggles and falls back on her tassled pillow pile to further explore the sensations related to tickling...*

*giggles and falls back on her tassled pillow pile to further explore the sensations related to tickling...*

*falls onto the pillow pile with her, and proceeds to help her explore those sensations*

I hope you're not too ticklish? ;)

*falls onto the pillow pile with her, and proceeds to help her explore those sensations*

I hope you're not too ticklish? ;)
That would be me

*raises hand*

*falls onto the pillow pile with her, and proceeds to help her explore those sensations*

I hope you're not too ticklish? ;)

Terribly... especially behind the knees... so don<t go there if you don't want a knee in the face or elsewhere...

Terribly... especially behind the knees... so don<t go there if you don't want a knee in the face or elsewhere...
Behind the.....


o_O



Another sensation I'll never have

Behind the.....


o_O



Another sensation I'll never have

*she hears his voice and jumps up to run and tackle him...err... to the ground*

Terribly... especially behind the knees... so don<t go there if you don't want a knee in the face or elsewhere...

I won't go there... yet.

*starts on the face, his tongue tickling and licking her, then... helps her explore just how ticklish she really is*

*she hears his voice and jumps up to run and tackle him...err... to the ground*
Ref! Foul! I didn't even have the ball

*pulls his tongue back, disappointed, as the Goddess moves away*

Ref! Foul! I didn't even have the ball

*picks the Goddess up and puts her back on her feet*

Now, now; that was a definite foul! Do you want to be punished?

Ref! Foul! I didn't even have the ball
How the hell can you play football? You have no feet!

How the hell can you play football? You have no feet!
Football? We're playing waterpolo

Ref! Foul! I didn't even have the ball
Well, let me get one for you then...
*she looks around the room, sees 3 peasants cowering in the corner. she smiles an evil smirk. she grabs her trusty battleaxe from the air. approaches the now terrified peasants and lops the head off the young peasant girl. she picks up the head by the hair and throws it at LP*
Here, catch.

Football? We're playing waterpolo
Ah. That would explain why CG ran to tackle you.

Football? We're playing waterpolo

Last one in... gets his head lopped off

*with that, she runs and jumps into the pool*

Well, got to go.

*gives the Goddess one last lick... behind the knee... then picks up his penguin, grabs a couple of peasants by the hair, and walks out*

Ah. That would explain why CG ran to tackle you.

I didn't tackle... i ..erm... tripped!
*she swims with effort, still carrying her battleaxe*

*dives in with the girl's head*

The moat is getting all bloody


Huzzah!

*passes it to Longton*

Well, got to go.

*gives the Goddess one last lick... behind the knee... then picks up his penguin, grabs a couple of peasants by the hair, and walks out*

*she licks Ariddia's arm and hand as he leaves*
Bye

*dives in with the girl's head*

The moat is getting all bloody


Huzzah!

*passes it to Longton*
*takes a bite*

Mmm, I love the taste of warm peasant brain.

*looks at the annoyed faces*

Oh, waterpolo. Right. Sorry.

*throws it back to LP, smacking him in the face*

*takes a bite*

Mmm, I love the taste of warm peasant brain.

*looks at the annoyed faces*

Oh, waterpolo. Right. Sorry.

*throws it back to LP, smacking him in the face*
Dude.... learn to throw

*dives up the head*

Okay.... who ate the ball?

Dude.... learn to throw

*dives up the head*

Okay.... who ate the ball?
*cannot talk because he's busy rogering a beautiful blonde peasant girl*

*finishes*

Sorry, what? Oh, I ate it. Sorry...

*cannot talk because he's busy rogering a beautiful blonde peasant girl*

*finishes*

Sorry, what? Oh, I ate it. Sorry...
Damnit..... you're off the team! So there :p

*Makes a new ball from a peasant's blatter*

I guess it's one on one now Goddess ;)

Dude.... learn to throw

*dives up the head*

Okay.... who ate the ball?

*watches them play and burps loudly. gives an impish grin*
Sorry.. didn't have breakfast and Tribes seemed to like it...

Damnit..... you're off the team! So there :p

*Makes a new ball from a peasant's blatter*

I guess it's one on one now Goddess ;)
Fine! I don't care that I'm off the team! I'm just going to go have a 20 hour sexually perfect orgy with the all the girls from hollyoaks under 30 and above 16! Except Zara, I'd have to be quite drunk before I got with that gobby cow!

*storms off, being orally pleasured by three girls at once. I'm not sure how - maybe they take it in turns...*

Damnit..... you're off the team! So there :p

*Makes a new ball from a peasant's blatter*

I guess it's one on one now Goddess ;)

It"s the best way to play... my favorite sports are all one on one...
Give me your best shot, lp

It"s the best way to play... my favorite sports are all one on one...
Give me your best shot, lp
*dives out of the water with a salto and throws the ball towards the goal*

*dives out of the water with a salto and throws the ball towards the goal*

*she anticipates his moves - ahh to be a goddess - and she propels herself ou of the water with great force and blocks the shot. she drops back down in the water without much of a splash and looks at lp with a wide grin*



ooc; i have no idea how to play waterpolo btw

*she anticipates his moves - ahh to be a goddess - and she propels herself ou of the water with great force and blocks the shot. she drops back down in the water without much of a splash and looks at lp with a wide grin*



ooc; i have no idea how to play waterpolo btw
OOC: like handball, but in the water basically

IC:
*picks up the ball again and dives*

bubble blob blublble blel

OOC: like handball, but in the water basically

IC:
*picks up the ball again and dives*

bubble blob blublble blel

ooc: yeah, that helps alot cause i know what handball is


*she puts her head int he water to watch the sneaky pirate...*
what is he up to?

ooc: yeah, that helps alot cause i know what handball is


*she puts her head int he water to watch the sneaky pirate...*
what is he up to?
OOC: HEATHEN!

Waterpolo:
http://www.lschs.org/athletics/waterpolo/images/waterpolo-03.jpg
http://www.bgs.qld.edu.au/edprog/extrac/waterpolo/picture.jpg

Handball:
http://jason.rte.ca/a/Flensburg/46-Handball.JPG

IC:
*suddenly surfaces very close to Goddess, throwing the ball right past her ear*

eat that!

OOC: HEATHEN!

Waterpolo:
http://www.lschs.org/athletics/waterpolo/images/waterpolo-03.jpg
http://www.bgs.qld.edu.au/edprog/extrac/waterpolo/picture.jpg

Handball:
http://jason.rte.ca/a/Flensburg/46-Handball.JPG

IC:
*suddenly surfaces very close to Goddess, throwing the ball right past her ear*

eat that!

ooc: hey talk to me about ice hockey... and figure skating... and speed skating and skating in general... or bobsleiding...

and were you not reading when i specifically reminded you of my divinity... and the fact that i am watching you? *sigh* oh all right...

ic:
*she waits til he throws the ball and then, with all her considerable strength and with all her weight... she ducks him under the water and keeps him there, giggling*

ooc: hey talk to me about ice hockey... and figure skating... and speed skating and skating in general... or bobsleiding...

and were you not reading when i specifically reminded you of my divinity... and the fact that i am watching you? *sigh* oh all right...

ic:
*she waits til he throws the ball and then, with all her considerable strength and with all her weight... she ducks him under the water and keeps him there, giggling*
He shoots! He sco...


*trashes in her grip*

blub bloobbblyblobele

He shoots! He sco...


*trashes in her grip*

blub bloobbblyblobele

*she lifts his head above the water by the hair so he can catch his breath*
how you doin there, LP?

*she lifts his head above the water by the hair so he can catch his breath*
how you doin there, LP?
*gasps*

I'm winning!

*gasps*

I'm winning!

*shakes her head and ducks his head in the water again*

*she then calls the bobbing head to her hand and throws it in the opposing net*

*shakes her head and ducks his head in the water again*

*she then calls the bobbing head to her hand and throws it in the opposing net*
Re...

bloblllybuble blelb belb blubbo boubleleb

Re...

bloblllybuble blelb belb blubbo boubleleb
*sticks his head through the doorway*

Will you be quiet in there! It sounds like Bill and Ben getting it on and it's really putting me off my sex slaves!!!

*slams the door*

*Suddenly, a message, written in pure fluff, appears on one of the walls:*

"Due to limited time in combination with other things, I have been unable to keep spreading my insanity, holiness and fluffiness throughout the castle for some time. For now, I am leaving. One day, I might return to further fluffalize you all. You never know. It could happen... anytime. Mwahahaha!

Now, I must leave. My hentai collection is waiting, and I don't think I can stay much longer. Too bad I'm out of chocolate. Oh well... *deranged mumble* Bye... for now."

*A hysterical giggle is suddenly heard. It grows increasingly insane as well as evil for a while, and then fades away...*

*sticks his head through the doorway*

Will you be quiet in there! It sounds like Bill and Ben getting it on and it's really putting me off my sex slaves!!!

*slams the door*

Oh tribey, don't be that way... i'll make you sandwiches?

Re...

bloblllybuble blelb belb blubbo boubleleb

*she remembers she is still holding LP under water, so she pulls him out by the hair again to let him breath*

*then she Frenches him*

*she remembers she is still holding LP under water, so she pulls him out by the hair again to let him breath*

*then she Frenches him*
*coughs up water all over Goddess*

Thanks for the CPR

*appears suddenly in the pool, shimmering out of thin air, holding his concrete penguin and a peasant girl*

*ties the frightened, struggling peasant to his penguin, and lets it sink to the bottom of the pool for now*

*picks up the ball/bladder while the Goddess and LP are playing around, and tosses it into the net*

One-nil.

*The water from the pool shoots into the air and arcs toward the southward side of the pool. By the time it has formed into a seven-foot-tall by three feet in either direction block of ice that lands neatly on the deck and slides across into the corner where it stops.*

*While the other look on, pieces of ice seem to fall away as if someone is carving the ice into a a shape. Slowly the icecube begins to resemble a large man.*

*Water shoots up again in two large sections landing in opposing corners of the northward part of the deck. They land and quickly chip away to form the words...*

GOOD MORNING *Jocabia bursts forth from his casing within the ice*

Brrrr... sure is chilly this morning. I'm never falling asleep in the frozen tundra again. *starts to walk toward TCG and trips ending up face down in her lap*

*YAAAWWWWNNN...*
anyone up for fun?

<snip>

Brrrr... sure is chilly this morning. I'm never falling asleep in the frozen tundra again. *starts to walk toward TCG and trips ending up face down in her lap*

*a warm soft laugh excapes her lips. she bends down and takes his head between her hands and plants a firm and sensual kiss on his lips to warm him up*
Been playing again... in the tundra, no less?
*she licks her lips and munches on a piece of ice she picked up from his cheek*

*a warm soft laugh excapes her lips. she bends down and takes his head between her hands and plants a firm and sensual kiss on his lips to warm him up*
Been playing again... in the tundra, no less?
*she licks her lips and munches on a piece of ice she picked up from his cheek*

*Suddenly Jocabia is flushed*

Is anyone else warm? *he grins at TCG*

How are you?

*Suddenly Jocabia is flushed*

Is anyone else warm? *he grins at TCG*

How are you?

*she gives him a little naughty grin*
I am well. i am always well when you drop in, dear.
Been attacking any peasants, dragons... Tribes lately?

*she gives him a little naughty grin*
I am well. i am always well when you drop in, dear.
Been attacking any peasants, dragons... Tribes lately?

*looks sad*

No

*looks sad*

No

*touches his forehead in concern*
Are you unwell?

*she reaches into her tassled pillow pile and retrives adark vial containing a thick syrupy liquid. she douses quite liberally Joc with the vile, too sweet liquorand then closes his mouth and pinches his nose to ensure he swallows it all, struggling to keep her hold as Joc tries to push her away. fire courses through his veins, but not the pleasant sensation of the Divine Elixir, but rather a scorching heat that seems to want to melt his insides. Then every pore on his body seems to open up and let out a long sigh of relief. he finally stops trashing and she releases him*

That should take care of whatever is ailing you. I know, it's vile but it works. I think humans have something similar... Buckley's i think they call it... *she pets his hair, resting his head in her lap once more* You'll be up in no time.

OOC: well i am off this weekend as well, so please play nice and don't forget this place. We are nearing the end of the thread... i'll try to get on and make a new one, but chances are slim to none. so... enjoy! back on Monday night (because i cannot log on during daytime anymore *sigh*) Have a good weekend y'all!!!

*punch to the stomach & frenchkisses to all weekend visitors... i'll carve TCG and Peeches miss you on everyone's left thigh*

*she reaches into her tassled pillow pile and retrives adark vial containing a thick syrupy liquid. she douses quite liberally Joc with the vile, too sweet liquorand then closes his mouth and pinches his nose to ensure he swallows it all, struggling to keep her hold as Joc tries to push her away. fire courses through his veins, but not the pleasant sensation of the Divine Elixir, but rather a scorching heat that seems to want to melt his insides. Then every pore on his body seems to open up and let out a long sigh of relief. he finally stops trashing and she releases him*

That should take care of whatever is ailing you. I know, it's vile but it works. I think humans have something similar... Buckley's i think they call it... *she pets his hair, resting his head in her lap once more* You'll be up in no time.

OOC: well i am off this weekend as well, so please play nice and don't forget this place. We are nearing the end of the thread... i'll try to get on and make a new one, but chances are slim to none. so... enjoy! back on Monday night (because i cannot log on during daytime anymore *sigh*) Have a good weekend y'all!!!

*punch to the stomach & frenchkisses to all weekend visitors... i'll carve TCG and Peeches miss you on everyone's left thigh*

Uh, thanks, but I wasn't sick. Just bored. The world has become a dreadfully boring place now that many of our friends seem to have disappeared. Tribes, Peech, you (half the time), Occy, et al. So I'm sad and no elixer will fix it.

*Runs straight at the wall and appears to pass through it and disappear*

Bah... Where did all the water from the pool go?

*fetches his penguin from the bottom of the pool; finds that the peasant girl tied to it is still alive*

*pulls them both out of the pool, and sits down on its edge*


OOC: well i am off this weekend as well, so please play nice and don't forget this place. We are nearing the end of the thread... i'll try to get on and make a new one, but chances are slim to none. so... enjoy! back on Monday night (because i cannot log on during daytime anymore *sigh*) Have a good weekend y'all!!!

*punch to the stomach & frenchkisses to all weekend visitors... i'll carve TCG and Peeches miss you on everyone's left thigh*

*rubs his stomach after the punch*... but your kiss is enough to make anything better.

*frenchkisses her back as she leaves*

*waits by patiently to have his thigh carved up*