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*@ Gael*

Ouch. Can't be that bad, surely? If it is, vodka is a good cure.


*Back in the Castle*

*Mac, so stunned that Peech didn't like the blood off, is hit by the two halves of the peasant corpse, and knocked backwards out the window into the moat below*

OOC: cheese-o-meter-lol.......you kill me

*her spiderlike slaughtering sense turns on...........her saber appears in her hand and slices a hurling peasant in half, his scrotum in tact hangs from the tip of her blade..............she looks confused and invigorated*

I guess I have no choice in the matter.

*for the first time she doesnt lick blood from her saber*

to be continued.............
*tribes watches as the blood congeals, then dries, on the blade. Watches in abject horror, that is*

P..PPeppeeecp *loses the ability to speak through shock*

*has to have a cup of tea to calm his nerves*

PPppppPPEeech? Yyou mmmissssssssssed tthhe bllb..bllb.bbblllll.bbbllllood!

You ok?

EDIT: *watches as the thread dies a slow, painful death at his hands. Watches while getting drunk*

*tribes watches as the blood congeals, then dries, on the blade. Watches in abject horror, that is*

P..PPeppeeecp *loses the ability to speak through shock*

*has to have a cup of tea to calm his nerves*

PPppppPPEeech? Yyou mmmissssssssssed tthhe bllb..bllb.bbblllll.bbbllllood!

You ok?

EDIT: *watches as the thread dies a slow, painful death at his hands. Watches while getting drunk*

*Runs through the room completely naked with 'Tribes is gonna be a bunch of jock straps' painted on his back in woad. Tribes hurls rotten fish at him, but each misses and smashes against the wall, leaving behind a horrendous smell.*

*Runs through the room completely naked with 'Tribes is gonna be a bunch of jock straps' painted on his back in woad. Tribes hurls rotten fish at him, but each misses and smashes against the wall, leaving behind a horrendous smell.*
OOC: I have just found an horrible picture. It's a photoshop remake and it isn't a 'rude area' or anything, but it is the first time in many years that an image has made me want to retch. Care to see it?

IC: Oh bugger. Now the walls are covered in rotten peasant flesh and rotten fish.

*gets out the 'cleansifier 9000', sets to work on the walls. One of the weaker walls simply dissolves*

OOC: I have just found an horrible picture. It's a photoshop remake and it isn't a 'rude area' or anything, but it is the first time in many years that an image has made me want to retch. Care to see it?

IC: Oh bugger. Now the walls are covered in rotten peasant flesh and rotten fish.

*gets out the 'cleansifier 9000', sets to work on the walls. One of the weaker walls simply dissolves*


speaking of pictures........

*decides drastic measures are called for*
*gets her dragon to drop in a couple of virgins, a Catholic priest and a white dress*
*puts them in a room together with Peech*
*waits*

OOC: I have just found an horrible picture. It's a photoshop remake and it isn't a 'rude area' or anything, but it is the first time in many years that an image has made me want to retch. Care to see it?

IC: Oh bugger. Now the walls are covered in rotten peasant flesh and rotten fish.

*gets out the 'cleansifier 9000', sets to work on the walls. One of the weaker walls simply dissolves*

OOC: sure

OOC: cheese-o-meter-lol.......you kill me

*her spiderlike slaughtering sense turns on...........her saber appears in her hand and slices a hurling peasant in half, his scrotum in tact hangs from the tip of her blade..............she looks confused and invigorated*

I guess I have no choice in the matter.

*for the first time she doesnt lick blood from her saber*

to be continued.............

Hmmm... Is this the end of the warrior maiden as we know and love her?

*she looks at her lover, wide eyed... then her eyes narrow dangerously, and her face becomes cold*

OOC: I have just found an horrible picture. It's a photoshop remake and it isn't a 'rude area' or anything, but it is the first time in many years that an image has made me want to retch. Care to see it?
IC: Oh bugger. Now the walls are covered in rotten peasant flesh and rotten fish.

*gets out the 'cleansifier 9000', sets to work on the walls. One of the weaker walls simply dissolves*

Yes, i think that was part of the bargain, was it not?

*she looks at her lover, wide eyed... then her eyes narrow dangerously, and her face becomes cold*

*Jocabia looks back*

*slaps Jocabia for daring to raise his eyes to the goddess's face*

*slaps Jocabia for daring to raise his eyes to the goddess's face*

*enjoys it*

*slaps Jocabia for daring to raise his eyes to the goddess's face*

*caresses Randomea's body with her eyes appreciatively*

At the Elysian Caves, she see's the Royalty having their annual celebration. She spies on her numorous potential victims and sorts them out carefully. In a stealth like mode, she approaches the caves with her freshly sharpened saber, when suddenly she feels a hand over her mouth and her arms being confined. "Warrior Maiden.....how nice of you to join us. We've been expecting you."

*They take her into the lower levels of the cave and bind her arms and legs. Someone from a dark corner emerges.......they are wearing a black hood with an odd red symbol embroidered on it. "I have been admiring you from afar m'lady" The voice is familiar, but muffled from the hood. "I enjoy watching you work.....your murdurous talents are far greater than I ever imagined ......but I think its time you 'retire" for a while.

"Never!" Peechland says. "Who are you and what do you want?" "Do you realize my castlemates will be here soon to end your life and the lives of your weak pathetic followers??"

"Patience Warrior Maiden.......perhaps you need some ......shall we say....persuasion?"

*4 men grab Peechland and force open her mouth......she struggles but cannot muster enough strength to break herself free. She tastes a bitter-sweet substance on her tongue....*


*Peech sits up in her bed ......dripping with sweat and breathing heavily. She looks around....."I'm in my room.......the castle is quiet....it must have been....... a dream.*

*She puts on her robe and goes downstairs quickly to see if anyone is awake......*

she spots tcg....


thank Goddess youre awake.........I just had a horrible nightmare....

<snip>
*Peech sits up in her bed ......dripping with sweat and breathing heavily. She looks around....."I'm in my room.......the castle is quiet....it must have been....... a dream.*

*She puts on her robe and goes downstairs quickly to see if anyone is awake......*

*she slumbers on her pillows but wakes up at the sound of light feet coming down the stairs. she lights the candles with her mind, a big smile on her face because she knows who is coming.*

*As Peech appears on the landing, TCG's smile turns to horror. Her lover stands before her in a white lace short nightgown, covered in a snowy white cotton robe, all nice and dainty*

What the hell is that? What in the Goddess name are you wearing?

*Horror turns to concern, and she quickly gets up and checks Peech for fever. but she feels normal. Horror floods her features again.*

Peech where did you get that?

*bites her lip*




(ooc: post number 1234 for me!)

*she slumbers on her pillows but wakes up at the sound of light feet coming down the stairs. she lights the candles with her mind, a big smile on her face because she knows who is coming.*

*As Peech appears on the landing, TCG's smile turns to horror. Her lover stands before her in a white lace short nightgown, covered in a snowy white cotton robe, all nice and dainty*

What the hell is that? What in the Goddess name are you wearing?

*Horror turns to concern, and she quickly gets up and checks Peech for fever. but she feels normal. Horror floods her features again.*

Peech where did you get that?


*Peech looks down at her clothing......her eyes widen and she feels a rage from within*

MY GODDESS! What is this???? *she rips the lace robe from her body and throws it out the window into the moat......*

I....I dont know........I dont know how I got those clothes. I had this horrible nightmare about the Elysian Caves...and I was taken into a dark place and.....


*she runs to Goddess and kisses her deeply.......bliss..... the same tingling sensation she always feels, courses through her veins and makes her steamy hot*

I think I will sleep with you tonight lover.....I'm not going back to my chambers for a while.

*Peech looks down at her clothing......her eyes widen and she feels a rage from within*

MY GODDESS! What is this???? *she rips the lace robe from her body and throws it out the window into the moat......*

I....I dont know........I dont know how I got those clothes. I had this horrible nightmare about the Elysian Caves...and I was taken into a dark place and.....


*she runs to Goddess and kisses her deeply.......bliss..... the same tingling sensation she always feels, courses through her veins and makes her steamy hot*

I think I will sleep with you tonight lover.....I'm not going back to my chambers for a while.mwrrrrr :(
[Guess i'm outta a bed tonight...]

*looks at Peeches and TCG...*
mew :p
[oh well... it's for a good cause.]

mwrrrrr :(
[Guess i'm outta a bed tonight...]

*looks at Peeches and TCG...*
mew :p
[oh well... it's for a good cause.]


no no Nekone.....please cuddle up with us. Your purring will soothe me to sleep

no no Nekone.....please cuddle up with us. Youre purring will soothe me to sleep
Merrrr...
[Oh no... I couldn't...]

:headbang:

[what the hell am I thinking]

*hops into bed... *

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D

*<snip>

I think I will sleep with you tonight lover.....I'm not going back to my chambers for a while.

*she takes her lover into her arms and guides her to the tassled pillow pile. she lays her down carefully and drapes with red silk. she lays beside her and Nekone come and cuddles*

Tell me of your dream, my sweet
*stroking her air gently*

*pulls Nekone's tail gently*

*pulls Nekone's tail gently*Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmewrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[huh? yes?]


*nuzzles Peechland's hair.*

*winks at Nekone before hiding underneath a patch of discarded cushions*

*winks at Nekone before hiding underneath a patch of discarded cushions*
:mad:
:rolleyes:
:D
;)
:cool:

*realizes he missed the warrior maiden all dressed in white and he begins to cry, silently so no one knows what a baby he is.*

*realizes he missed the warrior maiden all dressed in white and he begins to cry, silently so no one knows what a baby he is.*he'll cry harder if he knew how quickly she shed her white rainments... best not to tell him. *Nekone curls up and falls asleep.*

*drunkenly crawls into a hole and dies*

*drunkenly crawls into a hole and dies**sniffs out hole...*

Mew
[you ok down there?]

*drunkenly crawls into a hole and dies*

*drops a resurrection potion down the hole and hopes for the best.*

*drops a resurrection potion down the hole and hopes for the best.**Gets up on Hind Legs and Spreads Forepaws out.*
MEEOOWW!
[PHOENIX DOWN!]

*Looks back into hole.* :confused:

I've survived worse. I think. :(

I've survived worse. I think. :(

Good, cuz I'm trying to get my post count up so I can one day look down your blouse /old reference

You have 7600 posts. You could use one of them to tell us about it.

I've survived worse. I think. :(*crawls down hole and curls up by Gaeltach*
Mew
[good... I think that was the last of my Phoenix Downs.]


Merrr?
[Bad day?]

*crawls down hole and curls up by Gaeltach*
Mew
[good... I think that was the last of my Phoenix Downs.]


Merrr?
[Bad day?]

@Gael
Yeah, Merr?

...

This is just like the worst damn day. I'm working a crappy summer job for now, consoled by the fact that 1, it's only for the summer and 2, I might be able to find something better and 3, at least I have a job. But my old job refuses to return my calls, and I got turned down to be a server at Friday's. So I'm utterly miserable this summer, despite my 21st Bday and a 2 week trip to Ireland. I have a year left of school in a major that I hate and was forced to take. And because of that major, I found out today that I'm gonna be a Comm officer for the Air Force, which is just about the 1 job I absolutely didn't want. So I'm stuck doing that for the next 4-8 years of my life. Just shoot me and put me out of my misery. I can't even find a fucking guy who can get past the military thing long enough to get to know me.

...

This is just like the worst damn day. I'm working a crappy summer job for now, consoled by the fact that 1, it's only for the summer and 2, I might be able to find something better and 3, at least I have a job. But my old job refuses to return my calls, and I got turned down to be a server at Friday's. So I'm utterly miserable this summer, despite my 21st Bday and a 2 week trip to Ireland. I have a year left of school in a major that I hate and was forced to take. And because of that major, I found out today that I'm gonna be a Comm officer for the Air Force, which is just about the 1 job I absolutely didn't want. So I'm stuck doing that for the next 4-8 years of my life. Just shoot me and put me out of my misery. I can't even find a fucking guy who can get past the military thing long enough to get to know me.err... bummer... Happy B-day btw. :D
Comm officer... (Communications?) owch!... My sympathies.

and if the guys can't get past the military thing, then they are too shallow.

hmm... you didn't happen to pick up any rocks in Ireland did you? heard some nasty stories concerening people taking rocks from 'farie mounds'

...

This is just like the worst damn day. I'm working a crappy summer job for now, consoled by the fact that 1, it's only for the summer and 2, I might be able to find something better and 3, at least I have a job. But my old job refuses to return my calls, and I got turned down to be a server at Friday's. So I'm utterly miserable this summer, despite my 21st Bday and a 2 week trip to Ireland. I have a year left of school in a major that I hate and was forced to take. And because of that major, I found out today that I'm gonna be a Comm officer for the Air Force, which is just about the 1 job I absolutely didn't want. So I'm stuck doing that for the next 4-8 years of my life. Just shoot me and put me out of my misery. I can't even find a fucking guy who can get past the military thing long enough to get to know me.

1. I used to work as a bartender at Friday's. You're not missing anything. 2. Oddly, I'm posting from a Friday's right now. 3. I think military women are hot *he says as a former Marine.* I'll bet you'll have tons of fun in the air force and if nothing else the food is great. I used to love their chow halls.

The nice thing about bad days is that they usually make good stories and the next day is something to look forward to.

No really, Friday's would be preferable over what I'm doing right now. I wanted to be a Security Forces officer. I have worked security as a line officer or supervisor for the past 3 years. The job I have now they only call security so they don't have to come up with a word for ecology/admissions/parking. We don't even patrol, and the 2 (yes, only 2) supes are the only people allowed to handle anything. I have more damn training than both of them combined. I am honestly considering the Blue to Green program if they will guarantee me an MP position.

No really, Friday's would be preferable over what I'm doing right now. I wanted to be a Security Forces officer. I have worked security as a line officer or supervisor for the past 3 years. The job I have now they only call security so they don't have to come up with a word for ecology/admissions/parking. We don't even patrol, and the 2 (yes, only 2) supes are the only people allowed to handle anything. I have more damn training than both of them combined. I am honestly considering the Blue to Green program if they will guarantee me an MP position.
Let me talk to my friend. he's in Air Force Security and I think he also started in a similar posistion, and I'll ask him how he got to where he is now.

No really, Friday's would be preferable over what I'm doing right now. I wanted to be a Security Forces officer. I have worked security as a line officer or supervisor for the past 3 years. The job I have now they only call security so they don't have to come up with a word for ecology/admissions/parking. We don't even patrol, and the 2 (yes, only 2) supes are the only people allowed to handle anything. I have more damn training than both of them combined. I am honestly considering the Blue to Green program if they will guarantee me an MP position.

Being an MP is overrated. Many of my buddies were MP's and spent most of their time as security forces in places we weren't supposed, unable to defend themselves from openly hostile forces (THANKS, CLINTON!!)

Let me talk to my friend. he's in Air Force Security and I think he also started in a similar posistion, and I'll ask him how he got to where he is now.
There's always cross-training, but if I can get a guarantee over chance...

Jocabia, I happen to be a Clinton supportor, so don't start with me. There's more than a few things that can be said for Bush. And while everyone says ___ is overrated, that's a matter of opinion. If that's what someone wants to do, they're gonna enjoy it. I don't want to do it because Ooo! MP's! Their job is so sexy! I want to do it because I have always wanted to be a cop, and that's where my talents lay.

There's always cross-training, but if I can get a guarantee over chance...

Jocabia, I happen to be a Clinton supportor, so don't start with me. There's more than a few things that can be said for Bush. And while everyone says ___ is overrated, that's a matter of opinion. If that's what someone wants to do, they're gonna enjoy it. I don't want to do it because Ooo! MP's! Their job is so sexy! I want to do it because I have always wanted to be a cop, and that's where my talents lay.

First of all, whether Clinton was a good president has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with GWB. It also does not hinge on his involving the military in several civil wars even though when he was asked to go he said the US shouldn't be involved in civil wars. There are many good things he did. Sending my friends and coworkers to look on while revolutionaries shot at them is not one of them.

Aside from that, I can see why one would be interested in the job, but I think in practice a lot of times, they are used as glorified soldiers.

First of all, whether Clinton was a good president has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with GWB. It also does not hinge on his involving the military in several civil wars even though when he was asked to go he said the US shouldn't be involved in civil wars. There are many good things he did. Sending my friends and coworkers to look on while revolutionaries shot at them is not one of them.
That's neither here nor there, so perhaps we should save this discussion for another time. I would be interested to hear your take on it, although I thought that whole involvement thing was more of a UN mandate?

Aside from that, I can see why one would be interested in the job, but I think in practice a lot of times, they are used as glorified soldiers.
Maybe. I'd honestly be happy there or in Security Forces. I just enjoy law enforcement.

*she looks around confused. Looks at the thread title, looks back at the posts, rubs eyes, looks again*

Things are getting weirder here everyday

*she looks down at the warrior maiden lover with deep concern in her eyes, trying to work out last night's event*

Something is going on here... that just wasn't her...

*she looks around confused. Looks at the thread title, looks back at the posts, rubs eyes, looks again*

Things are getting weirder here everyday

*she looks down at the warrior maiden lover with deep concern in her eyes, trying to work out last night's event*

Something is going on here... that just wasn't her...

OOC: It was my fault. Sorry.

*Rubs his eyes and sees TCG standing in front of him. Assumes he must still be dreaming so he attempts to fly and ends up landing on his head. Rubs his head and looks confused.*

OOC: It was my fault. Sorry.

*Rubs his eyes and sees TCG standing in front of him. Assumes he must still be dreaming so he attempts to fly and ends up landing on his head. Rubs his head and looks confused.*

*she sees Joc and goes to lick his left cheek, then frenchkisses him for a while*

I haven't forgotten your misbehavin', but... *twinkle in her eyes*

*she sees Joc and goes to lick his left cheek, then frenchkisses him for a while*

I haven't forgotten your misbehavin', but... *twinkle in her eyes*

Well, I haven't forgotten that you helped Tribes to win, but... *twinkle in his eyes*

Well, I haven't forgotten that you helped Tribes to win, but... *twinkle in his eyes*

I did no such thing!!! But he did call my name and i just can't help it...
*she eyes him appreciatively*

I did no such thing!!! But he did call my name and i just can't help it...
*she eyes him appreciatively*

I think secretly you wanted him to be your panties. *looks sad*

I think secretly you wanted him to be your panties. *looks sad*

I thought it was nice that someone would actually want to be... but that means giving away my freedom... so those edible panties may not last too long...

*caresses his neck and shoulders with a light touch*

I thought it was nice that someone would actually want to be... but that means giving away my freedom... so those edible panties may not last too long...

*caresses his neck and shoulders with a light touch*

Well... when you put it like that... *starts to melt into her.* Wait, maybe you just had so much confidence that I would allow him to constrain you. And I didn't. Though those poor linebackers will not be allowed to let their boys swing free. *smiles at his joke*

Well... when you put it like that... *starts to melt into her.* Wait, maybe you just had so much confidence that I would allow him to constrain you. And I didn't. Though those poor linebackers will not be allowed to let their boys swing free. *smiles at his joke*

You know *taking him in her arms and nibbling his ear* he won't be constraining those linebackers, right?

You know *taking him in her arms and nibbling his ear* he won't be constraining those linebackers, right?

What? But I tricked him fair and square. He WON. He deserves to get his prize! *forgets what he's talking about* Um... yeah, keep doing that.

What? But I tricked him fair and square. He WON. He deserves to get his prize! *forgets what he's talking about* Um... yeah, keep doing that.

But he prays to me... and i can't let a prayer go unanswered...
*she keeps nibbling his ear and bites his neck*

But he prays to me... and i can't let a prayer go unanswered...
*she keeps nibbling his ear and bites his neck*

*gets on his knees* Dearest Goddess, please let my prayers be answered and allow the Tribes of Longton become what he so richly deserves, the jockstraps of an American football team. I offer myself in tribute for these concessions. A[wo]men.

*gets on his knees* Dearest Goddess, please let my prayers be answered and allow the Tribes of Longton become what he so richly deserves, the jockstraps of an American football team. I offer myself in tribute for these concessions. A[wo]men.

*she smiles sweetly*
you know, once someone prays to me, the soul is mine... i have my claws in you *mischievious grin* and now, you've done it" put me int he middle of you two... that's a very dangerous place to ask a Goddess to be. Not for me of course... *broader grin*

*she goes around to his back and starts massaging the shoulders, to better hide the naughty look she is giving him, suppressing her laughter*

*she smiles sweetly*
you know, once someone prays to me, the soul is mine... i have my claws in you *mischievious grin* and now, you've done it" put me int he middle of you two... that's a very dangerous place to ask a Goddess to be. Not for me of course... *broader grin*

*she goes around to his back and starts massaging the shoulders, to better hide the naughty look she is giving him, suppressing her laughter*

You can have my body. You may not have my soul no matter what you claim your rules are. As you've learned from Tribes you don't wish to cross me. *broad grin*

You can have my body. You may not have my soul no matter what you claim your rules are. As you've learned from Tribes you don't wish to cross me. *broad grin*

*chuckles silently while massaging his head*
Hmmm

*she then taps him on the shoulders and goes to the kitchen to get something to eat*

*chuckles silently while massaging his head*
Hmmm

*she then taps him on the shoulders and goes to the kitchen to get something to eat*

OOC: I LOVE head massages.

*he remains in TCG's pillows, purring (yes, men purr)*

OOC: I LOVE head massages.

*he remains in TCG's pillows, purring (yes, men purr)*

*she comes back with fruit, chocolate, and drinks. she lays the tray on a table and sits ont he window sill, slowly munching, pensive*

*plays with castle echo*

OOC: I LOVE head massages.

*he remains in TCG's pillows, purring (yes, men purr)**wakes up*
[who's purrring here?]
*streatches and pads over to the window.*
*pauses as he listens to the echos of the castle.*

*she comes back with fruit, chocolate, and drinks. she lays the tray on a table and sits ont he window sill, slowly munching, pensive*

*Dips a strawberry in chocolate and eats it slowly, badly imitating seduction.* I love watching you eat.

*Dips a strawberry in chocolate and eats it slowly, badly imitating seduction.* I love watching you eat.

*she gives him a sly glance and a wicked grin*
It's one of the most sensuous pleasures in life... and i like to master thoses...

*suddenly some of the chocolate dissapears, followed by some of the fruit, and then some more chocolate. A few seconds later, a very very small puff of fluff appears out of nowhere in the middle of the room and falls to the ground, followed a faint sound of someone muttering. Another couple of seconds later, a hysterical giggle in heard from somewhere pretty near in the castle*

OOC: Now my internet connection works again! It was malfunctioning for a couple of days...

*plays with Fluff*

*she still sits at the window... and reviews last night's event in her mind. Why was Peech so out of sorts? it made no sense... there had to be something going on here...*

Ouch!
*wakes up as Jocabia's elbow digs into her back*
*rolls out from beneath the cushions*
Greetings mortals....and immortal One!

*wanders into the hall, eating a small russian hamster*

Helloooo?

*wanders into the hall, eating a small russian hamster*

Helloooo?
Mmmmmeeeeeeeoooooooorrrrrrwwww
[Heeeellllllooooooooo.]

*pushes her hair out of her face*
Oh hello to you too.
*tosses Nekone an eyeball to play with*

just so you castlemates dont think TCGand I have been taken prisoner, thought I'd stop by and say hi. She is ....well....has been busy this weekend with friends and I am in the moving process. I have no furniture and I am camping out at my house which the new owners will take possession of at the end of the week. So we miss you guys and will see you soon. Please continue the slayings until we return...........


much love,
TCG and Peech

just so you castlemates dont think TCGand I have been taken prisoner, thought I'd stop by and say hi. She is ....well....has been busy this weekend with friends and I am in the moving process. I have no furniture and I am camping out at my house which the new owners will take possession of at the end of the week. So we miss you guys and will see you soon. Please continue the slayings until we return...........


much love,
TCG and Peech
*slays peasants in Peechland and Goddess' honor*

Return swiftly

just so you castlemates dont think TCGand I have been taken prisoner, thought I'd stop by and say hi. She is ....well....has been busy this weekend with friends and I am in the moving process. I have no furniture and I am camping out at my house which the new owners will take possession of at the end of the week. So we miss you guys and will see you soon. Please continue the slayings until we return...........


much love,
TCG and Peech
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*keeps bed warm for TCG and Peech.*

*slays whoever invented exams*
last exam over! yes!
*slays the only other person who is in the computer lab at the moment*
ahhh! solitude! :cool:

*slays whoever invented exams*
last exam over! yes!
*slays the only other person who is in the computer lab at the moment*
ahhh! solitude! :cool:
Merower...
[don't forget to hand the "maid, please clean room" sign when you leave...]

Merower...
[don't forget to hand the "maid, please clean room" sign when you leave...]
what?!? and risk someone 'cleaning up my fantastic new room decorations! :eek:

im sure somebody will do something when the smell gets too much, but that'll be long enough for my creativity to be appreciated. (by the staff, my fellow students, the police,.....) :p

what?!? and risk someone 'cleaning up my fantastic new room decorations! :eek:

im sure somebody will do something when the smell gets too much, but that'll be long enough for my creativity to be appreciated. (by the staff, my fellow students, the police,.....) :p[ the Judges, the Doctors, the Jury... ]
:D

[ the Judges, the Doctors, the Jury... ]
:D
The nice ladies in the short white dresses with a red cross on it....

*drool*

The nice ladies in the short white dresses with a red cross on it....

*drool*

I miss peech and TCG. *looks sad*

I miss peech and TCG. *looks sad*
Yeah......

*hugs Joc*

Look! a distraction!
*leaves*
everybody's so depressed. :(
*insane ramblings*

Yeah......

*hugs Joc*

That makes me feel better. *Hugs him back, but from behind so he can pretend he's a girl with long hair*

Depression? I have the cure! *holds up a 6-pack of beer*

*3 minutes later*

I'm so depressed! Life sucks! Everything is against me! :(

*another 3 minutes later*

Yeah? Well, yo' momma's so fat... and ugly... I just... AAARGH! *punches the coathanger I'm arguing with*

That makes me feel better. *Hugs him back, but from behind so he can pretend he's a girl with long hair*
*feels Joc unhook his bra*

oh my.......

*falls over in the general direction of LP and Joc*
Hey, funboy, get a room!

*falls over in the general direction of LP and Joc*
Hey, funboy, get a room!
*throws a beer in the general direction of Monotonous*
Hey, drunkboy, get a beer!

*drinks beer*
*smashes bottle over LP's head*
Too many Us, boy!

*drinks beer*
*smashes bottle over LP's head*
Too many Us, boy!
*shakes off the glass splinters*

Us?

Got it. Why don't you just have an easy name? Like Myrth or something

You could always shorten it. Remember, only YOU can prevent bottle-based violence in threads!

You could always shorten it. Remember, only YOU can prevent bottle-based violence in threads!
Monotonou?

*ponders*

yeah. That IS easier.

*a big bear suddenly enters the castle, puts all the bottles in a glass container and then leaves*

The hell...?
*blinks*

*wanders in through the door, ranting at the walls in a quiet, mencaing tone*

Fucking exams....tell ME I have to revise....stick your head in a blen...

*looks up, sees beer and drunk people*

*but no girls*

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

*wanders in through the door, ranting at the walls in a quiet, mencaing tone*

Fucking exams....tell ME I have to revise....stick your head in a blen...

*looks up, sees beer and drunk people*

*but no girls*

Nooooooooooooooooooo!
*quickly turns his back on Tribes*

Better?

*quickly turns his back on Tribes*

Better?
No, because now the confusing thoughts are back...

*runs in circles waving his hands around his head, like a man being attacked by invisible bees. Invisible, homoerotic bees of confusion...*

No, because now the confusing thoughts are back...

*runs in circles waving his hands around his head, like a man being attacked by invisible bees. Invisible, homoerotic bees of confusion...*
*blinks*

Okay. This place needs a woman's hand


And leg and mouth and tongue and butt and.......

*mutters*

*blinks*

Okay. This place needs a woman's hand


And leg and mouth and tongue and butt and.......

*mutters*
Indeed.

Hang on, we are on the internet....

*disappears off to a computer for some time*

*comes back with many many posters of...varying degrees of....positions for women*

I know it's degrading, but I NEED MY FIX!

*sweats profusely and looks crazy. A different kind of crazy from normal*

*looks at posters*

GODDAMMIT!

I think I just peeed my pants.........It's all wet.....but........sticky?

*looks at posters*

GODDAMMIT!

I think I just peeed my pants.........It's all wet.....but........sticky?
I told you that drinking PVA glue was bad for you. :rolleyes:

I told you that drinking PVA glue was bad for you. :rolleyes:
Why didn't the guy in the shop tell me that?

:mad:

Bloody peasant

*takes off pants*

See? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE WOMEN GO! I need something else to pass the time... I know! VIOLENCE! *uses the Force to pick up a lightsaber* *carves random objects, whilst making cheesy sound effects*

Why didn't the guy in the shop tell me that?

:mad:

Bloody peasant

*takes off pants*
DUDE! Hide your...little man!

*looks away quickly*

<not looking at LP> The guy in the shop didn't tell you because it was a sale. And I'd paid him to.

What? I was just as curious as to the effects as you...

...not so much now that the effect is present, though...

See? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE WOMEN GO! I need something else to pass the time... I know! VIOLENCE! *uses the Force to pick up a lightsaber* *carves random objects, whilst making cheesy sound effects*
*helps*

Fwum! ZZZzzhm! Kksch!

*slices open the bottle of glue*
Yay!

DUDE! Hide your...little man!

*looks away quickly*

<not looking at LP> The guy in the shop didn't tell you because it was a sale. And I'd paid him to.

What? I was just as curious as to the effects as you...

...not so much now that the effect is present, though...
I'm pissing fucking glue! Very funny

:mad:

*punches Tribes in the ass*

I'm pissing fucking glue! Very funny

:mad:

*punches Tribes in the ass*
Dude, you're still naked. I don't want anyone seeing this - it could...confuse people.

*glues together an airfix model plane with LP's urine*

Eww... you touched his ass....

Eww... you touched his ass....
He touched my ass and he's naked.

I'm going to boycott you for a while, LP.

*gets Geoffrey Boycott to kick LP's naked ass*

He touched my ass and he's naked.

I'm going to boycott you for a while, LP.

*gets Geoffrey Boycott to kick LP's naked ass*
Hey! No fair! I can't kick back

*runs around naked*

He touched my ass and he's naked.

I'm going to boycott you for a while, LP.

*gets Geoffrey Boycott to kick LP's naked ass*
Kicking! Better. *picks up lightsaber* However... *Looks menacingly at LP, then remembers and turns away* PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

Hey! No fair! I can't kick back

*runs around naked*
Oh. My. God.

*throws LP a towel*

Oh. My. God.

*throws LP a towel*
*throws LP a bra*
Amazing what you can find in the girl's rooms!

*slaps Boycott with the towel and bra*

Thanks guys

Now he's naked and slapping men.

Now he's naked and slapping men.
Yeah........ I'm so happy


*sniff*

thanks you guys

You're welcome. *looks out window* Look! An ICBM!

You're welcome. *looks out window* Look! An ICBM!
Where where. Let me see

*pushes self against Monotonou to look at the rocket*

Damn small windows.


Oh. I see it.

*jumps up and down, excited*

Was there anything you wanted to do before you died, LP?

You're welcome. *looks out window* Look! An ICBM!
Sorry fo leaving that lying about, guys. I'll just dispose of it in the proper manner.

*uses ICBM to effect as a very large club, the warhead blowing up on contact*

Oh fu...

*mushroom cloud*

See! This is why the women should NEVER leave.

Was there anything you wanted to do before you died, LP?
NO! DON'T SAY IT! DON'T SAY IT!

See! This is why the women should NEVER leave.
Shut up, you're dead too

See! This is why the women should NEVER leave.
*shoves two ethereal shotgun barrels into Joc's dead mouth*

I'm still angry with you for your cold, malicious trickery...

*shoves two ethereal shotgun barrels into Joc's dead mouth*

I'm still angry with you for your cold, malicious trickery...
Yay! Violence! *keeps hoping LP won't say it*

*shoves two ethereal shotgun barrels into Joc's dead mouth*

I'm still angry with you for your cold, malicious trickery...

Mmmph!
(Yeah, I get that a lot)

Mmmmmph!
(Dude, that's cold and why is it loaded with pickles?)

NO! DON'T SAY IT! DON'T SAY IT!
*holds back*


hnnnnnggggg





hnnnnngngngng


rrrrrrAAAAAAAAAGH!



YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

:eek:

Mmmph!
(Yeah, I get that a lot)

Mmmmmph!
(Dude, that's cold and why is it loaded with pickles?)
Because I like the way brains look when mixed with shredded pickle - such a beautiful mixture of randomly spattered red, grey and green on a white tile surface....

Besides, there's shotgun shells behind the pickles. Now shut up or I test another point of entry for the pickles.

*Walks into the now radioactive lounge*
:confused: :confused: :confused:
*shrugs and sits on a couch*

*holds back*
YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

:eek:
Heh, I would have been disappointed otherwise. :D

Because I like the way brains look when mixed with shredded pickle - such a beautiful mixture of randomly spattered red, grey and green on a white tile surface....

Besides, there's shotgun shells behind the pickles. Now shut up or I test another point of entry for the pickles.

*Takes the shotgun out of his mouth and shoves his fingers in the end of the barrels just as TTOL pulls the trigger. TTOL's face turns all black and it's splattered with pickles. The shotgun is shredded.*

That's what you get, ethereal boy. And put some clothes on, no one wants to see your ethereal little Tribes.

Heh, I would have been disappointed otherwise. :D
*pants*


Sorry dude..... I had too.....

*Feeling quite left out, opens his knife and throat*
'hey all!'

*pants*


Sorry dude..... I had too.....
S'alright.

*Takes the shotgun out of his mouth and shoves his fingers in the end of the barrels just as TTOL pulls the trigger. TTOL's face turns all black and it's splattered with pickles. The shotgun is shredded.*

That's what you get, ethereal boy. And put some clothes on, no one wants to see your ethereal little Tribes.
*caves Joc's skull in with the shotgun butt*

Lets see you get out of that one.

*awaits the witty riposte, sensing it formulating even as he types this post*

*Feeling quite left out, opens his knife and throat*
'hey all!'
DUDE! Keep the noise down! I just got blown up in a thermonuclear blast and I have a MAJOR headache right now. :rolleyes:

*gives OP a welcoming naked hug*

*Enters the room, wiping bloodstained hands on kilt*

Woo. Wouldn't go to the dungeons for a little while. That one was feisty.


*Notices lack of women*

*Leaves*


*Re-enters with two crates of Newcie Brown and a bottle-opener*

*Throws a bottle to Tribes, smacking him on the back of the head*

Damn, really gotta practice my throws.


Ah well

*Drinks*

Wow. its been days since i've last been here.

what have i missed?

*gives OP a welcoming naked hug*
*drops to the floor and shudders*

.....

never again

Wow. its been days since i've last been here.

what have i missed?
Not much

*hugs TPE*

*Throws a bottle to Tribes, smacking him on the back of the head*

Damn, really gotta practice my throws.

Ah well

*Drinks*
*rubs forehead*

Sod it. At least you don't throw bottles that home in on people's family jewels.

*bites the top off the bottle and drinks the contents, shards of glass and all*

*caves Joc's skull in with the shotgun butt*

Lets see you get out of that one.

*awaits the witty riposte, sensing it formulating even as he types this post*


DUDE! Keep the noise down! I just got blown up in a thermonuclear blast and I have a MAJOR headache right now. :rolleyes:

*Puts his thumb in his mouth which is the only part of his head that is recognizable. He blows hard on his thumb and with a pop his head goes back to normal.*

Man, I love being ethereal. You know what else is fun about being ethereal, Tribes? This still hurts like hell... *Grabs TTOL by the ankles and slams him down on a workbench quickly closing a vise on his dangly parts. He presses the vise completely closed and then locks it in place with a large padlock and tosses the key out the window into the moat where an alligator swallows it.*

Wait, that's not enough. *Lifts tribes up by the scruff of his neck and grabs an excited LP and sets him on the workbench underneath Tribes. Jocabia sets Tribes on LP's lap.*

Hmmm... Yes, much better. That can't be comfortable.

Yeah, that's gotta suck

*Throws Tribes another bottle, and the bottle opener. The bottle smacks him in the forehead as the opener impacts straight in the meat-and-two-veg*

Huh. Who would've thought that was gonna happen.

*Drinks*

Not much

*hugs TPE*
LP!

Hey, how's life?

*Hugs back, kisses cheek (politely, of course :p )*

Hey. Where are the ladies?

*Puts his thumb in his mouth which is the only part of his head that is recognizable. He blows hard on his thumb and with a pop his head goes back to normal.*

Man, I love being ethereal. You know what else is fun about being ethereal, Tribes? This still hurts like hell... *Grabs TTOL by the ankles and slams him down on a workbench quickly closing a vise on his dangly parts. He presses the vise completely closed and then locks it in place with a large padlock and tosses the key out the window into the moat where an alligator swallows it.*

Wait, that's not enough. *Lifts tribes up by the scruff of his neck and grabs an excited LP and sets him on the workbench underneath Tribes. Jocabia sets Tribes on LP's lap.*

Hmmm... Yes, much better. That can't be comfortable.
'thats just kinky.....'

Nah...... it's comfortable

<insult snip>
Dude, we are ghosts. In a place where fetish reigns supreme. Not only can I just become semi-solid and leave the vice and straps, but I've also received far worse at the hands of certain...cocoa based deities. You just aren't trying anymore. What's wrong?

*smacks Joc in the gonads with a meathook*

Dude, we are ghosts. In a place where fetish reigns supreme. Not only can I just become semi-solid and leave the vice and straps, but I've also received far worse at the hands of certain...cocoa based deities. You just aren't trying anymore. What's wrong?

*smacks Joc in the gonads with a meathook*

*becomes semi-solid as the meathook passes through Jocabia and sticks in TTOL's eye.*

Yeah, right, thanks for reminding me. You were still sodomized by LP, and considering the size of his man parts, it couldn't have been pleasant. Besides, you're dead, what do you think I'm going to do to you? Turn you into a bunch of jock straps in your next life? Oh, wait, that's right. I guess it sure sucks that you killed yourself considering where you're headed, huh?

LP!

Hey, how's life?

*Hugs back, kisses cheek (politely, of course :p )*

Hey. Where are the ladies?
I'm the stand in lady for today.


OOC: Peech is moving and TCG had/has a long weekend in New York

*becomes semi-solid as the meathook passes through Jocabia and sticks in TTOL's eye.*

Yeah, right, thanks for reminding me. You were still sodomized by LP, and considering the size of his man parts, it couldn't have been pleasant. Besides, you're dead, what do you think I'm going to do to you? Turn you into a bunch of jock straps in your next life? Oh, wait, that's right. I guess it sure sucks that you killed yourself considering where you're headed, huh?
Meh. I'll be reincarnated with no prior memory of this life. Also, considering I'll be the material for Jockstraps, I don't think I'll actually be sentient. Plus, if I am sentient I'll be able to fix matches by rapidly contracting during crucial plays, causing an entire squad to collapse. I stand to make millions.

...You were still sodomized by LP, and considering the size of his man parts, ....

Well maybe not completely lady......

Meh. I'll be reincarnated with no prior memory of this life. Also, considering I'll be the material for Jockstraps, I don't think I'll actually be sentient. Plus, if I am sentient I'll be able to fix matches by rapidly contracting during crucial plays, causing an entire squad to collapse. I stand to make millions.

Man, you don't remember anything from Elvis, do you? When you are reincarnated as a non-sentient being, then your soul has sentience, meaning that you can think, feel, smell, taste, see and hear, but you have no ability to interact with the world. Thus, the world doesn't know of your sentience. "Have fun tasting balls" is what Elvis would say if he were here.

Man, you don't remember anything from Elvis, do you? When you are reincarnated as a non-sentient being, then your soul has sentience, meaning that you can think, feel, smell, taste, see and hear, but you have no ability to interact with the world. Thus, the world doesn't know of your sentience. "Have fun tasting balls" is what Elvis would say if he were here.
I'll find a way to commit suicide, don't worry...

...I mean, I have to or I'll go insane veeery quickly.

Not much

*hugs TPE*
LP!

Hey, how's life?

*Hugs back, kisses cheek (politely, of course :p )*

Hey. Where are the ladies?

Now that ^^ is a long time between two posts of a double post.

I'll find a way to commit suicide, don't worry...

...I mean, I have to or I'll go insane veeery quickly.

Yes, yes, because you know with no way to interact with the world, it would be very easy to commit suicide *looks disappointed in Tribes* Also, insanity is a product of your body and the way it works. Look even LP is sane now that you killed him. Jock straps can't go crazy. I'm a little sad for you.

Now that ^^ is a long time between two posts of a double post.
lol. sorry. my computer cut off, and that was the time i decided to have a drink and then hang out with my grandmother, who lives with us.

Yes, yes, because you know with no way to interact with the world, it would be very easy to commit suicide *looks disappointed in Tribes* Also, insanity is a product of your body and the way it works. Look even LP is sane now that you killed him. Jock straps can't go crazy. I'm a little sad for you.
*shakes fist at Tribes*

I'm fucking sane!

Yes, yes, because you know with no way to interact with the world, it would be very easy to commit suicide *looks disappointed in Tribes* Also, insanity is a product of your body and the way it works. Look even LP is sane now that you killed him. Jock straps can't go crazy. I'm a little sad for you.
So, what you're actually saying is that you've condemned me to a relatively short life (undergarments wear out too) where I feel indifferent about my surroundings and can't really do anything about them anyway.

You just made me a nihilst. It could be worse.

So, what you're actually saying is that you've condemned me to a relatively short life (undergarments wear out too) where I feel indifferent about my surroundings and can't really do anything about them anyway.

You just made me a nihilst. It could be worse.

I'VE CREATED A NIHILIST?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*shakes fist at Tribes*

I'm fucking sane!

That's right, LP. You're sane and it's his fault. GET HIM!!!

I'VE CREATED A NIHILIST?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*doesn't laugh at Joc because there is no point, as no actions have any bearing whatsoever on the surrounding world*

*shakes fist at Tribes*

I'm fucking sane!
*watches this process with its hilarious consequences*

Hang on, if LP is sane, what am I?

*looks at his hand. It looks back and replies 'Buggered if I know mate'*

*doesn't laugh at Joc because there is no point, as no actions have any bearing whatsoever on the surrounding world*


*watches this process with its hilarious consequences*

Hang on, if LP is sane, what am I?

*looks at his hand. It looks back and replies 'Buggered if I know mate'*

By the way, I didn't say you feel indifferent. I said you couldn't go crazy or interact with the world. It'll still suck. *laughs* Your face is gonna be on a guy's crotch and it's gonna suck. *laughs again at his pun*

By the way, I didn't say you feel indifferent. I said you couldn't go crazy or interact with the world. It'll still suck. *laughs* Your face is gonna be on a guy's crotch and it's gonna suck. *laughs again at his pun*
Yeah, but I think that all emotion is controlled by nervous impulses or similar. Since I'm a jockstrap, I don't have any grey matter or nervous system, so how am I going to feel emotion? Essentially, my view on the whole things is that I will have no view one way or the other on the entire affair. I shall simply 'exist' for ~10 years (tops) and then get reincarnated again.

*watches this process with its hilarious consequences*

Hang on, if LP is sane, what am I?

*looks at his hand. It looks back and replies 'Buggered if I know mate'*
An arse for making me one!

*tries to take off clothes, but is too ashamed to do so*

An arse for making me one!

*tries to take off clothes, but is too ashamed to do so*
*sees an immediate benefit of LP's sanity*

Yeah, but I think that all emotion is controlled by nervous impulses or similar. Since I'm a jockstrap, I don't have any grey matter or nervous system, so how am I going to feel emotion? Essentially, my view on the whole things is that I will have no view one way or the other on the entire affair. I shall simply 'exist' for ~10 years (tops) and then get reincarnated again.

Um, yes, and talking in a result of vibrating vocal cords, yet, here you are explaining this stuff to me. Oh, and thoughts are nervous impulses and yet you're having thoughts, with no grey matter. Wait, wait, why is that? It's because you're ethereal self exists. Soon it will be housed in a non-sentient bit of matter but it will still exists and you will still have all the capabilities you do now only your location will be limited to the bit of matter. Have fun with that.

*sees an immediate benefit of LP's sanity*

*agrees with TTOL. Realizes he is agreeing with TTOL and would assume he was insane, but that's simply not possible*

*agrees with TTOL. Realizes he is agreeing with TTOL and would assume he was insane, but that's simply not possible*
So..... Therefor......... I AM INSANE! :eek: :D

So..... Therefor......... I AM INSANE! :eek: :D

Um, illogical, yes, but insane, no. We see benefits of your sanity and, thus, you cannot be insane as I am never wrong. Just ask TCG, if she were here *tear*

Um, illogical, yes, but insane, no. We see benefits of your sanity and, thus, you cannot be insane as I am never wrong. Just ask TCG, if she were here *tear*
Either that, ooooor........ you are a liar and I AM INSANE! :eek: :D

Um, yes, and talking in a result of vibrating vocal cords, yet, here you are explaining this stuff to me.
We aren't talking, we're communicating. Same area of the brain (little grey cells again, y'see) but different effector.
Oh, and thoughts are nervous impulses and yet you're having thoughts, with no grey matter. Wait, wait, why is that? It's because you're ethereal self exists. Soon it will be housed in a non-sentient bit of matter but it will still exists and you will still have all the capabilities you do now only your location will be limited to the bit of matter. Have fun with that.
Yes, but my ethereal self is entirely different from my physical self. This is just an astral projection of my continuous and everlasting self. When I become jockstrap material, I shall cease to be this 'self' briefly and assume another mentality. It will be loosely based on my soul but I shall be unaware. I shall, therefore, live only to serve my purpose and be unaware of any other purpose. The same reason people rarely remember past lives.

Either that, ooooor........ you are a liar and I AM INSANE! :eek: :D

How dare you? *An ethereal gauntlet appears in the ethereal hand of Jocabia. He slaps LP with it* You have slighted my honor, sir. I will not stand for it. *He slaps LP again* I challenge you to a duel.

How dare you? *An ethereal gauntlet appears in the ethereal hand of Jocabia. He slaps LP with it* You have slighted my honor, sir. I will not stand for it. *He slaps LP again* I challenge you to a duel.
*slaps Joc with the bra*

Challenge accepted

We aren't talking, we're communicating. Same area of the brain (little grey cells again, y'see) but different effector.

Yes, but my ethereal self is entirely different from my physical self. This is just an astral projection of my continuous and everlasting self. When I become jockstrap material, I shall cease to be this 'self' briefly and assume another mentality. It will be loosely based on my soul but I shall be unaware. I shall, therefore, live only to serve my purpose and be unaware of any other purpose. The same reason people rarely remember past lives.

Dude, are you calling Elvis a liar?

*slaps Joc with the bra*

Challenge accepted

*Four swords appear, one in each hand of each man. The proceed to fight but the swords pass through each other and through each man.*

Um, well, you should feel really bad about this anyway. Now, would you please get me a beer? *covers his head and his nuts and waits for the throw*

*Four swords appear, one in each hand of each man. The proceed to fight but the swords pass through each other and through each man.*

Um, well, you should feel really bad about this anyway. Now, would you please get me a beer? *covers his head and his nuts and waits for the throw*
*throws Joc a beer on his toes*

sorry dude

*opens one for himself*

*throws Joc a beer on his toes*

sorry dude

*opens one for himself*

*downs it and makes himself semi-solid so the beer just poors on the ground. He laughs at the puddle as he opens another beer. He shushes LP and both stifle giggles as TTOL walks toward the puddle completely unaware of it.*

Dude, are you calling Elvis a liar?
yes but its ok coz he was the king

*walks in*

Hmm... It looks as though you seriously deranged and worryingly psycopathic people are having fun in here. Mind if I wander round and watch?

*produces his treasured concrete penguin and procedes to whack the nearest person into a bloody, pulp-filled crater with it*

HARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! I am never moving again. UGH this sucks.


*runs in and french kisses and feels up allllllll the menfolk*

though you boys could use a little bit of that.


back soon!

I MISS YOU GUYS!

HARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! I am never moving again. UGH this sucks.


*runs in and french kisses and feels up allllllll the menfolk*

though you boys could use a little bit of that.


back soon!

I MISS YOU GUYS!
Peeeeeeeeeeeech! :fluffle:

Peeeeeeeeeeeech! :fluffle:


:fluffle: snooky wooky! left you a yahoo message....

*adresses penguin from a distance*

Oh great concrete penguin, how great thou art...still and strong...

:fluffle: snooky wooky! left you a yahoo message....
You did? I'm seeing nothing here :confused:

HARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! I am never moving again. UGH this sucks.


*runs in and french kisses and feels up allllllll the menfolk*

though you boys could use a little bit of that.


back soon!

I MISS YOU GUYS!

I need more than french kisses!!!! Tribes killed us all!

I need more than french kisses!!!! Tribes killed us all!
*bats eyelashes*

*bats eyelashes*

*points toward one of the doors and when LP looks he pushes him and runs out another.*

*points toward one of the doors and when LP looks he pushes him and runs out another.*
Oooooh kisschase?

*runs through a door*

Oh Jocy boy

Oooooh kisschase?

*runs through a door*

Oh Jocy boy

*hides behind a wall and as LP runs through trips and runs off.*

*hides behind a wall and as LP runs through trips and runs off.*
Ow...... you like it rough eh?

*follows Joc*

Damn it. I always manage to not be here when the real women show up, and come just in time for LP to start pretending to be one.

Well, beggars can't be choosers

*Chases after LP and Joc*

Ow...... you like it rough eh?

*follows Joc*

*runs around the corner. Breaks a hole through the floor and covers it with a run and runs off.*

HARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! I am never moving again. UGH this sucks.


*runs in and french kisses and feels up allllllll the menfolk*

though you boys could use a little bit of that.


back soon!

I MISS YOU GUYS!

Well, that being the first post after I walk in, it's definitely a warm welcome. ;)

*puts down the concrete penguin long enough to frenchkiss Peeches to death, then picks it up again*


*adresses penguin from a distance*

Oh great concrete penguin, how great thou art...still and strong...


Erm... He can't hear you. He's made of concrete, you know.

*pats his penguin affectionately, and wipes the blood and guts off him*

ooc: I'M BACK!!! YAY!

ic:

*she comes in the castle, a tightness around her eyes and mouth the only outwards signs revealing irritation.*

I didn't find anything... how can that be? Poor Peech... I'll have to keep a close eye on her... things are not what they seem...

*A vaguely demonic-looking man walks up to her, his eyes red, carrying a somewhat blood-stained concrete penguin in his arms. There is a faintly unreal look about him, as though his very presence were but an illusion...*

"Greetings! Is there a spare room for me here? Me and my penguin don't take up much room, and I can wield him to massacre people for your entertainment."

*A vaguely demonic-looking man walks up to her, his eyes red, carrying a somewhat blood-stained concrete penguin in his arms. There is a faintly unreal look about him, as though his very presence were but an illusion...*

"Greetings! Is there a spare room for me here? Me and my penguin don't take up much room, and I can wield him to massacre people for your entertainment."

*she rubs her temple and looks at this stranger... stranger than usual...*
State your title and duties and i'll get to it later... I can give you a closet somewhere...

*she drops on her tassled pillow pile and calls up a drink that she downs in one shot*

GODDESS!

*tackles her and chains her to various heavy objects*

You're never leaving this place again

*she rubs her temple and looks at this stranger... stranger than usual...*
State your title and duties and i'll get to it later... I can give you a closet somewhere...

*she drops on her tassled pillow pile and calls up a drink that she downs in one shot*

*bows*

"Aridd, Wielder of the Concrete Penguin. Neither quite dead nor quite alive, neither real nor unreal, you will find that his penguin is very real indeed when it smashes your skull to pulp.

And a closet will be fine. When I'm not here, I can always switch myself off and fade away. Now, I'll let you rest while I go and break something."

GODDESS!

*tackles her and chains her to various heavy objects*

You're never leaving this place again

*shackles from her arms vanish as she wraps her arms about him and frenchkisses him for a few hours*

Now that is a welcome. Want to shackle me up again? *impish grin*

*shackles from her arms vanish as she wraps her arms about him and frenchkisses him for a few hours*

Now that is a welcome. Want to shackle me up again? *impish grin*
I could do that........... If you promise not to sneak escape again

I could do that........... If you promise not to sneak escape again

*grins even more*
M'k, but only while you are here. I am NOT remaining chained if you leave.

*grins even more*
M'k, but only while you are here. I am NOT remaining chained if you leave.
YAY!

*skips around Goddess attaching shackles again*

YAY!

*skips around Goddess attaching shackles again*

*looks at him skipping*
Is that all? Skipping and shackling?

*looks at him skipping*
Is that all? Skipping and shackling?
*slaps Goddess*

tsk tsk.... no big mouth to the master

*slaps Goddess*

tsk tsk.... no big mouth to the master

*rolls eyes*
Sheesh... fine, fine, your fantasy... master

*rolls eyes*
Sheesh... fine, fine, your fantasy... master
*slaps several times*

What was that? Speak up

*slaps several times*

What was that? Speak up

*she feels the sting on her cheek and licks the blood from her cut lip*
nothing... master

*watches for a few moments, then wanders off and starts forging thick chocolate chains pensively*

*she feels the sting on her cheek and licks the blood from her cut lip*
nothing... master
*spanks Goddess*

it didn't sound like nothing to me. Did you just lie to me?

*spanks Goddess*

it didn't sound like nothing to me. Did you just lie to me?

*hides grin and speaks in a little voice*
Never! i would never lie!

Moo :headbang: :sniper: :p :fluffle: :mp5: ;) :confused: :( :eek: :gundge:

*sigh* nothing better to do?

*sigh* nothing better to do?


sure dont

*seeing as LP as left the building, she unshackles herself from the floor and goes back to her pillow pile and calls up another drink*

*seeing as LP as left the building, she unshackles herself from the floor and goes back to her pillow pile and calls up another drink*
Merrr....merrr.. mrowrer... meeerrrr

[steady.... woah... careful... steady]

*Nekone comes in pulling a small cart with a glass in it... he pulls the cart up to TCG.*


Mewor
[HI... Welcome back.]

*drops the pull string and hops up onto TCG.*

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*starts licking her wounds and welts.*

Merrr....merrr.. mrowrer... meeerrrr

[steady.... woah... careful... steady]

*Nekone comes in pulling a small cart with a glass in it... he pulls the cart up to TCG.*


Mewor
[HI... Welcome back.]

*drops the pull string and hops up onto TCG.*

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*she giggles as his little paws dig into her soft flesh and sends goosebumps up her spine. she licks his head and nuzzles him*

i've misssed you junior

*she scratches his tummy*

*she giggles as his little paws dig into her soft flesh and sends goosebumps up her spine. she licks his head and nuzzles him*

i've misssed you junior

*she scratches his tummy*Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[missed you to... ]

*licks her wounds/welts.*

Mew
[you play to rough.]

*Everyone hears the sound of fireworks outside. As they peer out the window they see, "prepare for the arrival of Jocabia" in a huge fireworks display*

*Suddenly the room fills with smoke and Jocabia comes tumbling in, landing, as usual, face down in between TCG's legs.*

*cough* mornin', love! *cough*

*Everyone hears the sound of fireworks outside. As they peer out the window they see, "prepare for the arrival of Jocabia" in a huge fireworks display*

*Suddenly the room fills with smoke and Jocabia comes tumbling in, landing, as usual, face down in between TCG's legs.*

*cough* mornin', love! *cough*

*she squeezes her tighs*
Mornin'... miss me?
*eyes fluttering*

*continues to rub and snuggle Nekone*

*Everyone hears the sound of fireworks outside. As they peer out the window they see, "prepare for the arrival of Jocabia" in a huge fireworks display*

*Suddenly the room fills with smoke and Jocabia comes tumbling in, landing, as usual, face down in between TCG's legs.*

*cough* mornin', love! *cough*
Mer?
[Dropping in for Breakfast?]

@ TCG
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[oh yea... right there.. ]

*she squeezes her tighs*
Mornin'... miss me?
*eyes fluttering*

*continues to rub and snuggle Nekone*

*all she hears from him is the sound of humming. It's muffled by her thighs.*

Mer?
[Dropping in for Breakfast?]

@ TCG
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[oh yea... right there.. ]

*she giggles and rubs Nekone right there*

*feeling Joc moving, she uncleanches her tighs to let him breathe*
Sorry, i got carried away

*all she hears from him is the sound of humming. It's muffled by her thighs.*
OOC: Sorry... had to dunk my head in Ice Cold water after that post...

*she giggles and rubs Nekone right there*

*feeling Joc moving, she uncleanches her tighs to let him breathe*
Sorry, i got carried away*curls up between TCG's twins... and...*

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*curls up between TCG's twins... and...*

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*she stretches him across her chest and pets his tail and fur... purrrring*

*she giggles and rubs Nekone right there*

*feeling Joc moving, she uncleanches her tighs to let him breathe*
Sorry, i got carried away

Don't apologize. I was enjoying myself. I love a little chocolate in the morning.

Don't apologize. I was enjoying myself. I love a little chocolate in the morning.OOC: ... savored slowly and just as slowly ea.... errr shouldn't complete that thought...



Too late... :(

*runs to take a cold shower.... again.*

Don't apologize. I was enjoying myself. I love a little chocolate in the morning.

I aim to please...
*impish grin*

OOC: ... savored slowly and just as slowly ea.... errr shouldn't complete that thought...



Too late... :(

*runs to take a cold shower.... again.*

*shivers at Nekone's sudden movement. she catches him and licks him throroughly*

*walks in holding new kitten*

looks its lil shit, he's 6 weeks old
look how lickle he is

*walks in holding new kitten*

looks its lil shit, he's 6 weeks old
look how lickle he isMrrrrrrrr :mad:
[this is my territory]

*Lays down possessively on TCG*

Mrrrrrrrr :mad:
[this is my territory]

*Lays down possessively on TCG*


oh? o.O

Mrrrrrrrr :mad:
[this is my territory]

*Lays down possessively on TCG*

*she winces as Nekone's claws dig into her soft flesh*
Ohhhh, Nekone, i like it rough, but...err... could you retract the claws and lick the bleeding*now?

oh? o.O
Merwor
[cats are territorial... very territorial.]


*looks down at what he did...*
Mew...
[sorry]

*begins licking the wounds.*

Merwor
[cats are territorial... very territorial.]


*looks down at what he did...*
Mew...
[sorry]

*begins licking the wounds.*

ooc: we still have to talk about a certain something dear... have you forgotten? *eyes fluttering* cause i'm dying of curiosity and you know what it did to the cat...

ooc: we still have to talk about a certain something dear... have you forgotten? *eyes fluttering* cause i'm dying of curiosity and you know what it did to the cat...OOC: RL Work turned kitty's brain to mush... remind me again... is this the PC thing or something else?

Merwor
[cats are territorial... very territorial.]


*looks down at what he did...*
Mew...
[sorry]

*begins licking the wounds.*

i just gave my cat a lil kitten to keep him company and he took to the lil bastard quite fast... granted he does get quite jealous when i play with the baby, but hey *rubs arm* its cute

OOC: RL Work turned kitty's brain to mush... remind me again... is this the PC thing or something else?

ooc: LOL i dunno, you never told me, just said in PC that you wanted to talk to me about something and that you would tell me later... asked you again a few weeks later.. you said you'd tell me again later... so now is later.

*puts lil shit in a box to play, walks over to cg slowly, drawing her attention, he slips an arm unnoticed behind her until he pulls her against him, looking down at her, he tilts his head, then moves in for the kiss*

*puts lil shit in a box to play, walks over to cg slowly, drawing her attention, he slips an arm unnoticed behind her until he pulls her against him, looking down at her, he tilts his head, then moves in for the kiss*

I can feel quite a ways away dear... you can sneak up if you want...
*smiles and Frenchkisses him*
You haven't practiced in a while

I can feel quite a ways away dear... you can sneak up if you want...
*smiles and Frenchkisses him*
You haven't practiced in a while


i shall have to work on that m'love

ooc: LOL i dunno, you never told me, just said in PC that you wanted to talk to me about something and that you would tell me later... asked you again a few weeks later.. you said you'd tell me again later... so now is later.OOC: *smaks forhead* oh yeah... it was concerning the RP... but since PC died.... no worries... It was to make Nekone forget he was more than a panther... the stress of interacting with humans made him feel even more alone. so he wanted to forget how... unique he was in the world.

however, given time, he might pop into the caverns.

OOC: *smaks forhead* oh yeah... it was concerning the RP... but since PC died.... no worries... It was to make Nekone forget he was more than a panther... the stress of interacting with humans made him feel even more alone. so he wanted to forget how... unique he was in the world.

however, given time, he might pop into the caverns.

are you sure? i know there was some very interesting story line we could have exploited, but i didn't think it had anything to do with PC... ah well...
I might pop in the caves too. Sancty is rather upset i haven't gone yet. He tried to get me in, but then had to leave. I'm at the cave opening right now... waiting

Here doggy doggy doggy.....

Where did she go?

*picks up a stick*

*whistles*

Here doggy

No, no, no... Not like that.

*goes to fetch a bucket filled with liquid chocolate*

*starts painting himself all over with it*

*waits to see if something happens*

*A large swarm of flies enters through a window*

interesting

Here doggy doggy doggy.....

Where did she go?

*picks up a stick*

*whistles*

Here doggy

woof!

woof!
*looks between Choq's legs*

Wrong doggy. Sorry dude.

FETCH!

*throws the stick into the moat*

*looks between Choq's legs*

Wrong doggy. Sorry dude.

FETCH!

*throws the stick into the moat*
screw that
*opens beer*
*tosses one to LP*
why do you have chocolate on you?
*raises eyebrow*