NationStates Jolt Archive

Well I am parading naked here, like I always do... I had panties this morning, but they got eaten... You can share some of your body heat...
*snuggles in tightly and bites his chin*
I've got this thing about chins...
*realises he's holding a hot naked french-canadian*

Why am I not doing anything?

*clothes dissolve*

Folds Calista into a paper airplane and sends her flying to Peech.

I had panties this morning, but they got eaten...
...

sorry bout that love *picks teeth with Calista*

*realises he's holding a hot naked french-canadian*

Why am I not doing anything?

*clothes dissolve*

I really think we need to study a bit more, dearest. I was almost worried there..

*wonders why peech seems to have not noticed that he copulated with her*

*reads from hardback*

Peech, can I borrow Calista? I think I can use her as a bookmark..

*wonders why peech seems to have not noticed that he copulated with her*


notice? I'm ready for 2nds......


*puts on edible chocolate/peech flavored panties*

just in case you need a snack.......

*rolls Calista into a little spit ball and shoots her over to Tribes with a straw*

here love

*reads from hardback*

Peech, can I borrow Calista? I think I can use her as a bookmark..

*slaps Tribes*

Don't touch my back, or I will attack and you won't want that.

*saunters in w/Master S. Just to check on all of you* ;)

What goes on?

*saunters in w/Master S. Just to check on all of you* ;)

What goes on?
Someone set up us the bomb...


...sorry, the grammar style was too similar to resist :)

*saunters in w/Master S. Just to check on all of you* ;)

What goes on?


the usual,chaos,flavored undergarments and a little killing.....Master S is looking rather aggressive tonight......yay!

*reads from hardback*

Peech, can I borrow Calista? I think I can use her as a bookmark..

Ooohh, Tribes, do you know any foreign languages? *her eyes are aglow* Peeches is into reading and studying, my thing is more... tongues.

Someone set up us the bomb...


...sorry, the grammar style was too similar to resist :)

*has 5 minutes for some interaction, if any is desired....* Any takers? Is it all flavored panties or is there room for some pain? *asks hopefully*

Ooohh, Tribes, do you know any foreign languages? *her eyes are aglow* Peeches is into reading and studying, my thing is more... tongues.


*curses at self for not coming up with that line*

*nods @ tongues*

notice? I'm ready for 2nds......
Hmm? :confused:

the usual,chaos,flavored undergarments and a little killing.....Master S is looking rather aggressive tonight......yay!

Yeah... I stuck him in a cage w/out his books while I took a short nap... Now I have only 5 minutes... ten tops... *thinks what to do... what to do...*
Any requests???

*has 5 minutes for some interaction, if any is desired....* Any takers? Is it all flavored panties or is there room for some pain? *asks hopefully*


well last time Planners and I fooled around, he set me on fire.....it was quite nice......he might be up for some assault

here Hype...put these on...*hands her some edible undies*

*curses at self for not coming up with that line*

*nods @ tongues*

ooc i've been thinking about it all day

well last time Planners and I fooled around, he set me on fire.....it was quite nice......he might be up for some assault

here Hype...put these on...*hands her some edible undies*

*Puts on espresso/mocha flavored undies...* He set you on FIRE!!! That deserves some punishment... I also recall Eugene in line for some reason....

Everyone gone? *looks around*

*Puts on espresso/mocha flavored undies...* He set you on FIRE!!! That deserves some punishment... I also recall Eugene in line for some reason....


Straps himself to a bed.....yay.....pain and torture.

Straps himself to a bed.....yay.....pain and torture.

Are you familiar w/the cat? I'm sure you are! *grins* Are you familiar w/Master S.? *grins even more* I'm sure you are...

Hope you like mocha!!! :D

Are you familiar w/the cat? I'm sure you are! *grins* Are you familiar w/Master S.? *grins even more* I'm sure you are...

Hope you like mocha!!! :D

Erm...'ello dere master S, nice to meet ya.
MOCHA....MOCHA......TOCHA.....TOCHA. Playfully, snaps at Hype.

Ooohh, Tribes, do you know any foreign languages? *her eyes are aglow* Peeches is into reading and studying, my thing is more... tongues.
I know a lot of German, some French, a bit of Italian and some swedish :eek:

EDIT: But I have to go. :(

Planners... meet my cat... I call it Cat... *one strike flays 9 think strips of flesh off Planners* Perhaps I should allow Master S. to have some fun with you? *evil laugh*

*Puts on espresso/mocha flavored undies...* He set you on FIRE!!! That deserves some punishment... I also recall Eugene in line for some reason....
what about me? :confused:

ooc... something wrong w/this forum?

ic: *looks at bloody streaks on chest and decides it's not artistic enough... gets some hot turquoise wax from Master S. and pours neatly over the flayed areas* Much better!!!!

what about me? :confused:

Master S.! Tie Planners and Eugene together at the wrists back to back about 5" off the floor! Way to do it! *Flays Eugine's chest as well... lets blood drip into a goblet and has a nice drink*....

I know a lot of German, some French, a bit of Italian and some swedish :eek:

EDIT: But I have to go. :(

ooc DAMN! Don't forget those tongues next time!

what about me? :confused:

I believe you annoyed me on the stairs on my way back to THE DUNGEON last night... when Master S. and I (luckily for you) found our 2nd slave prior to running into you....

Planners... meet my cat... I call it Cat... *one strike flays 9 think strips of flesh off Planners* Perhaps I should allow Master S. to have some fun with you? *evil laugh*

Sticks a finger in a open cut, Ketchup.

*MOCHA.....MOCHA*

*starts squirming on the bed*

*looks in Planners diaper*

oh my....

Whoopsies! :p

Sticks a finger in a open cut, Ketchup.

*MOCHA.....MOCHA*

*starts squirming on the bed*

Recall, you're not ON a bed... YET... You're hanging off the ground back to back w/Eugene by your wrists... both of you having had your first taste of the cat, and my taste of Eugene's blood.... Better be HIV negative!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowlllllllllllllsssssssssss!

Ketchup from a cat? You're deluded already!!!! *flays his legs for that comment* Hmmm... Eugine.... what to do , what to do....

Recall, you're not ON a bed... YET... You're hanging off the ground back to back w/Eugene by your wrists... both of you having had your first taste of the cat, and my taste of Eugene's blood.... Better be HIV negative!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowlllllllllllllsssssssssss!

PURRRRRRRSSSS!!!

MEOW.

Grr.

*effortlessly breaks free of all restraints*

*closes all wounds*

*flat out walks up to hype and punches her in the nose, making it REALLY bloody*

*teleports to 20 feet away*

*leaves Eugine there for Master S. to do with as he pleases.... laughs evilly*

You go Master S.!

*takes Planners off rope, throws him to the concrete and orders him to eat thru my mocha panty's w/a dagger to his head*

*leaves Eugine there for Master S. to do with as he pleases.... laughs evilly*

You go Master S.!

*takes Planners off rope, throws him to the concrete and orders him to eat thru my mocha panty's w/a dagger to his head*

dagger :confused: Nibbles blissfully on the mocha panties, and licks Hype's leg.

What's next mistress?

Grr.

*effortlessly breaks free of all restraints*

*closes all wounds*

*flat out walks up to hype and punches her in the nose, making it REALLY bloody*

*teleports to 20 feet away*

*Master S. tackles Eugene and violently rapes him... Flays him over and over beyond instantaneous healing*

*leaves my pleasureable position for a moment to grind my razor sharp heel into Eugene's eye, while healing self and reminding self to be wary and become ethereal when necessary around Eugene*

It is impossible for you to teleport from Master S. He knows all the arts, all the dark arts, and, well, you don't want to go to THAT DUNGEON and be thrown into the pits of hell to be tormented by Lucifer for eternity, now do you? Or... is Lucifer one of us? Muahahahahahahaaaaa! *Lets Master S. have his disgusting vile way w/Eugine....*

dagger :confused: Nibbles blissfully on the mocha panties, and licks Hype's leg.

What's next mistress?

I will for the moment, ask if you have a request, my pet. You, without being beaten into it, correctly called me Mistress. I am most pleased....

I will take suggestions, but may or may not use them....

*Master S. tackles Eugene and violently rapes him... Flays him over and over beyond instantaneous healing*

*leaves my pleasureable position for a moment to grind my razor sharp heel into Eugene's eye, while healing self and reminding self to be wary and become ethereal when necessary around Eugene*

It is impossible for you to teleport from Master S. He knows all the arts, all the dark arts, and, well, you don't want to go to THAT DUNGEON and be thrown into the pits of hell to be tormented by Lucifer for eternity, now do you? Or... is Lucifer one of us? Muahahahahahahaaaaa! *Lets Master S. have his disgusting vile way w/Eugine....*
OOC: you are REALLY [censored]. I MEAN IT!

IC: ugh.

*fires ignore cannon*

IGNORE!

OOC: you are REALLY pissing me off, bitch. :mad: :upyours: I MEAN IT!

IC: ugh.

*fires ignore cannon*

IGNORE!

ooc. Seriously? It was NOT my intention. I am truly sorry. I guess I went to far with that... *cries* <-- I mean it...

I will for the moment, ask if you have a request, my pet. You, without being beaten into it, correctly called me Mistress. I am most pleased....

I will take suggestions, but may or may not use them....

*takes his big club of fury and slays some peasants*

BBQ...roasts some peasants on some random fire.

ooc. Seriously? It was NOT my intention. I am truly sorry. I guess I went to far with that... *cries* <-- I mean it...
ooc: well, when I ask a question, and people just go ahead and do stuff to me without answering, I get ticked off to no end. Thus, I must also apologize for my (re)action. :headbang:

*takes his big club of fury and slays some peasants*

BBQ...roasts some peasants on some random fire.

ooc. Eugene put me on ignore.... REALLY!!! Called me a bitch... And he can't see that I apologized. I truly feel terrible. :(

Since he can see what you post, will you please tell him I am soooo sorry I offended him. I feel terrible. I'm not truly a mean person... ask Kelley or CG... Damn... I can't get anything right here... :(

ooc. Eugene put me on ignore.... REALLY!!! Called me a bitch... And he can't see that I apologized. I truly feel terrible. :(

Since he can see what you post, will you please tell him I am soooo sorry I offended him. I feel terrible. I'm not truly a mean person... ask Kelley or CG... Damn... I can't get anything right here... :(
ooc: nononono, not that. when i say "ignore" in an IC, that means that I will ignore everything the other person does IC, but "ignoring" someone IC does NOT mean that they are on the ignore list.

things work a little bit... differently here at NS.

ooc: well, when I ask a question, and people just go ahead and do stuff to me without answering, I get ticked off to no end. Thus, I must also apologize for my (re)action. :headbang:

ooc. I thought you were joking about the question, because briefly last night in here, I stopped in, you must have been here for only a second, and you and I had that amicable confrontation and I said we'd have some "fun" next time I ran into you... Your words were "backs away slowly"... I was just continuing...

I thought your question was "Why weren't you included with Planners?" My misunderstanding... I feel just awful I meant no harm, and you don't remember. I should have known because in PC, not two minutes later you asked if we had ever met... I thought you were joking...


Plese forgive me and don't put me on ignore! I was just telling Peeches today how I thought you were one of the coolest guys on the threads! Ask her... I'm not kidding...

ooc. Eugene put me on ignore.... REALLY!!! Called me a bitch... And he can't see that I apologized. I truly feel terrible. :(

Since he can see what you post, will you please tell him I am soooo sorry I offended him. I feel terrible. I'm not truly a mean person... ask Kelley or CG... Damn... I can't get anything right here... :(

ooc: He apologized as well. He just wanted you to answer his question, before doing something to him.

Well I'm glad you kids made up. Eugene is a very cool dude. I'm just trying to get him in touch with his more... primal self. And a bit of poetry on the side...
*smiles sweetly at Gene and blows him a kiss*

ooc... Please don't ignore me IC. That would suck....

IC: *Apologizes to Eugene for the misunderstanding, and takes out my frustrations by beating Master S. senseless... of course he likes it, but it also works for my own frustrations....*

Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? Perhaps special access to some of our toys for your own use? I just feel awful... We did have that convo last night, and you don't remember... It's copasetic for me, I hope it is for you...

ooc. I thought you were joking about the question, because briefly last night in here, I stopped in, you must have been here for only a second, and you and I had that amicable confrontation and I said we'd have some "fun" next time I ran into you... Your words were "backs away slowly"... I was just continuing...

I thought your question was "Why weren't you included with Planners?" My misunderstanding... I feel just awful I meant no harm, and you don't remember. I should have known because in PC, not two minutes later you asked if we had ever met... I thought you were joking...


Plese forgive me and don't put me on ignore! I was just telling Peeches today how I thought you were one of the coolest guys on the threads! Ask her... I'm not kidding...
ooc: Oh, god. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

I am so sorry. :headbang:

I am so stupid. :headbang:

I am so.... ugh. I hate myself. :headbang:

IC: *stops firing the ignore cannon*

*breaks down sobbing*

ooc: He apologized as well. He just wanted you to answer his question, before doing something to him.

OOC. as I said, I thought his question was "Why was he not included w/Planners"... sigh... It's rough in a forum when you can't see peoples facial expressions and read them...

ooc: Oh, god. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

I am so sorry. :headbang:

I am so stupid. :headbang:

I am so.... ugh. I hate myself. :headbang:

IC: *stops firing the ignore cannon*

*breaks down sobbing*

ooc: I even e-mailed Peeches to talk to you for me because I didn't think you could see my apology...

IC. No crying... *gives Eugene tender kiss on the cheek*

ooc: Oh, god. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

I am so sorry. :headbang:

I am so stupid. :headbang:

I am so.... ugh. I hate myself. :headbang:

IC: *stops firing the ignore cannon*

*breaks down sobbing*

Yo, man its cool :cool: and enjoy! If you have lines that you don't want crossed, define them to others :)

what the f happened in here? I leave for 20 minutes to sell some cars and come back to chaos?

youre not supposed to go off the deep end in here without me!

Yo, man its cool :cool: and enjoy! If you have lines that you don't want crossed, define them to others :)

Even us wicked dominatrixs have hearts... sometimes... Of all people Eugene, don't break mine! I can kill, I can torture, I can pleasure, and I can be tender... multifacited... I suppose I went way to far w/Master S. *still flaying his skin off so you see nothing but muscle~ We have ways of healing ourself in THAT DUNGEON if necessary*

I guess I deserve some of this too: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

ooc: I even e-mailed Peeches to talk to you for me because I didn't think you could see my apology...

IC. No crying... *gives Eugene tender kiss on the cheek*
*sniff*

That's okay, hype.

:fluffle:

what the f happened in here? I leave for 20 minutes to sell some cars and come back to chaos?

youre not supposed to go off the deep end in here without me!


ooc: Eugene and I had a misunderstanding... If you look below, I mentioned that I told you I thought he was one of the coolest guys in the forums... And I did send that in an e-mail, did I not Peeches?

Oh, and I can go off the deep end all by myself too! :p

OOC: well, just as all the bad stuff ends and the fun resumes, I'm gonna go eat dinner now.

fuck, i hate being unavailable to/for the ladies. ;)

OOC: well, just as all the bad stuff ends and the fun resumes, I'm gonna go eat dinner now.

fuck, i hate being unavailable to the ladies. ;)

ooc: I also must take my leave...

IC & ooc: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: for Eugene...

IC: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: for Eugene... And that comes few and far between from a dom like me....

*takes the bloody Master S. back to THAT DUNGEON, and works on healing him*

ooc... gtg people... McDonalds is waiting!! :p

OOC: well, just as all the bad stuff ends and the fun resumes, I'm gonna go eat dinner now.

fuck, i hate being unavailable to/for the ladies. ;)


See you later Gene

Before I leave... I just remembered... I've got Planners tied to a bed w/my half eaten mocha underwear on... Someone might as well go entertain him! I'll get you next time Planners!!!! ;)

ooc Ladies, sorry I'm not too available at the moment. I am taking pictures of myself and laughing myself silly at the outcome. I haven't done this in a very long time and SOOOO much fun...

OOC: nevermind! ^.^

I get to stay tonight! :D

Poladsia Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador. he was supposed to be castle reporter, but he cant stay awake.enjoys nudges from razor sharp weapons.


*YAWN* I seem to remember that I became the Apathetic and Eyebrowless but still somewhat dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador to the Dreamla... ZzZzZzzz ?

OOC: nevermind! ^.^

I get to stay tonight! :D

ooc what's that Gene? You're staying with us? Imagine that...

ooc what's that Gene? You're staying with us? Imagine that...
OOC: :( you don't want me to stay? :(

OOC: :( you don't want me to stay? :(

ooc lol i didn't say that... it just seemed odd that you really wanted to stay now... after mentionning pics... which won't be posted here...

ic: just give me a big kiss, some explosions, maybe a supernova, and we can watch the show. i don"t copulate. I do... other things. *evil grin*

ooc... guess who else is still lurking... :p CG, I can't believe you can get good pics taking them of yourself! I look heinous when I try to do that. I always have someone else take mine now, and those don't look so great either, as I'm just one of those "looks like crap in photos" people. If I know I'm having my picture taken, I look stuuuupid.

Erastide posted 2 pics of me today on the pic thread, but they aren't in the "H's" yet... just on the first or 2nd page if you want to check them out...

I love your black and white photos! B&W photos RULE!

ooc lol i didn't say that... it just seemed odd that you really wanted to stay now... after mentionning pics... which won't be posted here...

ic: just give me a big kiss, some explosions, maybe a supernova, and we can watch the show. i don"t copulate. I do... other things. *evil grin*
OOC: just to be sure, what does "copulate" mean?

IC: mmm of course.

*Looks to the mountains*

<NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!>

*A mushroom cloud rises from behind the mountains*

:D

OOC: just to be sure, what does "copulate" mean?

IC: mmm of course.

*Looks to the mountains*

<NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!>

*A mushroom cloud rises from behind the mountains*

:D
ooc you used it first, remember? means to unite sexually. I don't like the word so I don't do that. I do other things

ic: *drops on her pile of tassled pillows, watching the show...*
Very nice, Gene, very nice. You have flair...

Sybalance???? :confused:

Sybalance???? :confused:
@ Hype

:confused: I don't understand

@Gene
Why don't you join me, right here *patting the pillows right beside her*

@ Hype

:confused: I don't understand

@Gene
Why don't you join me, right here *patting the pillows right beside her*


Am I invisible right now? :confused:

@ Hype

:confused: I don't understand

@Gene
Why don't you join me, right here *patting the pillows right beside her*
OOC: don't make me look in the dictionary. :mad: (j/k ;) ) :D

IC: *joins Divine*

Am I invisible right now? :confused:
No... thought you were busy... with Planners... torture and the like.
If you're not, please have a seat, we're waiting for Gene to come back

I see...

Am I invisible right now? :confused:
Correction: You are visible. ;)

OOC: don't make me look in the dictionary. :mad: (j/k ;) ) :D

IC: *joins Divine*

*takes his hand and places it on her thigh*
I thought I'd get that out of the way. And copulate is not the sexy way to invite a woman to... share.

No... thought you were busy... with Planners... torture and the like.
If you're not, please have a seat, we're waiting for Gene to come back

Planners just... disappeared... I left him to whomever wanted him and that was the last I heard of him... He had eaten thru most of my mocha panties and then I had to leave, so I left him to whomever wanted him... never saw him since.... I went and healed Master S. Perhaps Master S. is playing w/him now.... *Master S. is going to get it for not asking his Mistress if he could even LEAVE!!* No Chaos Theory books for him for a week!!!!! :mad:

*takes his hand and places it on her thigh*
I thought I'd get that out of the way. And copulate is not the sexy way to invite a woman to... share.


Yes... copulate is a bit too... technical and biological sounding....

*takes his hand and places it on her thigh*
I thought I'd get that out of the way. And copulate is not the sexy way to invite a woman to... share.
OOC: what is "copulate" anyway? :confused:

IC: So, what IS a sexy way? And what do you mean by "share"?

OOC: what is "copulate" anyway? :confused:

IC: So, what IS a sexy way? And what do you mean by "share"?

Copulate is to f*ck... a sexy way to ask... "Hey hot babe... wanna feel my big hockin' love dang thrusting in you over and over and over...." Not romantic, but hot!!!! ;)

Copulate is to f*ck... a sexy way to ask... "Hey hot babe... wanna feel my big hockin' love dang thrusting in you over and over and over...." Not romantic, but hot!!!! ;)

Aight, so I get off on the "talking dirty" thing... (That was a way mild example..., but ya get the idea...)

Copulate is to f*ck... a sexy way to ask... "Hey hot babe... wanna feel my big hockin' love dang thrusting in you over and over and over...." Not romantic, but hot!!!! ;)
really? I thought copulate was to erm.... reproduce. :D

really? I thought copulate was to erm.... reproduce. :D

Nope... just to f*ck... :)

Copulate is to f*ck... a sexy way to ask... "Hey hot babe... wanna feel my big hockin' love dang thrusting in you over and over and over...." Not romantic, but hot!!!! ;)
OOC: there is NO way i'd get the guts to say that in REAL life. :eek: :(

really? I thought copulate was to erm.... reproduce. :D

Nope! Just to f*ck! :)

Nope... just to f*ck... :)
ooc: no need to censor the cuss words ;) just go ahead and say it. ;) :)

OOC: there is NO way i'd get the guts to say that in REAL life. :eek: :(

ooc... Well, not in a new relationship, but w/a sig other, VERY EASY!! :D

really? I thought copulate was to erm.... reproduce. :D
see post 1072 to unite sexually... in order to reproduce. It's not sex in my head.

Now how to ask? depends on the woman... You have to know your market audience. As TCG for example, I am a slut for chocolate and sweets, so say something like "can I taste your truffle", you pray, you worship, or write me epic intros before you arrive like Tribes. For Peeches, cutting off scrotums and bringing them to her will get you points. See? Know your market audience *smiles sweetly*

ooc: no need to censor the cuss words ;) just go ahead and say it. ;) :)

I thought perhaps these forums or threads were like some I've been to and those words shut it down.... so I can say fuck fuck fuck fuck....! :D WooHAAAAAAAAA! :p

see post 1072 to unite sexually... in order to reproduce. It's not sex in my head.

Now how to ask? depends on the woman... You have to know your market audience. As TCG for example, I am a slut for chocolate and sweets, so say something like "can I taste your truffle", you pray, you worship, or write me epic intros before you arrive like Tribes. For Peeches, cutting off scrotums and bringing them to her will get you points. See? Know your market audience *smiles sweetly*

Dictionary version says strictly SEX... reproduction not necessary...

No one has offered me anything... :(

I thought perhaps these forums or threads were like some I've been to and those words shut it down.... so I can say fuck fuck fuck fuck....! :D WooHAAAAAAAAA! :p
LOL! :D

just don't cuss TOO much. ;)

Dictionary version says strictly SEX... reproduction not necessary...

No one has offered me anything... :(
*cuts off own penis*

*penis grows back* ^.^ :D

*offers old penis to Hype*

:D

I need boy toys and worshipers!!!!!! Do you know what it's like to come in here and see all the worship and sexual shit going on, and no one comes to you? *perhaps my methods are too harsh* Oh that's garbage... If giving scrotums to Peeches ingratiates a guy to her...

Ahhh... perhaps I just don't get a boy toy... I was told we SHARE... hmmm.... But you really all have your own and I have none... Just Master S. I want some too!

ooc. Do I have to be around here longer for anyone to worship me or be my bitch? Or... is it just that no one wants to? :confused:

Dictionary version says strictly SEX... reproduction not necessary...

No one has offered me anything... :(

That because I don't know you well enough to know what you like...

*cuts off own penis*

*penis grows back* ^.^ :D

*offers old penis to Hype*

:D

*excited* Thank you!!! You know this is the first offering I've received here! I'll always remember you as my first Eugene! :fluffle:

I need boy toys and worshipers!!!!!! Do you know what it's like to come in here and see all the worship and sexual shit going on, and no one comes to you? *perhaps my methods are too harsh* Oh that's garbage... If giving scrotums to Peeches ingratiates a guy to her...

Ahhh... perhaps I just don't get a boy toy... I was told we SHARE... hmmm.... But you really all have your own and I have none... Just Master S. I want some too!

ooc. Do I have to be around here longer for anyone to worship me or be my bitch? Or... is it just that no one wants to? :confused:

Give them time. And recently, we've only seen a small group; the others seem to have lost interest...

I know....only a handful of us actually live up to our names. Maybe I should go take the scrotums of the non participants.

Give them time. And recently, we've only seen a small group; the others seem to have lost interest...

ooc: boo! This is my fav forum!!!

*excited* Thank you!!! You know this is the first offering I've received here! I'll always remember you as my first Eugene! :fluffle:
:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

You're done for now Hype. Gene is French kissing you...


ooc: just finished downloading the pics... lol it's hilarious....

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Woohoo!!! From the dude who wanted to kill me earlier! ;) :fluffle: backatcha!!!

I had to delete some of your fluffles or this wouldn't post... otherwise I would have posted more myself!

You're done for now Hype. Gene is French kissing you...


ooc: just finished downloading the pics... lol it's hilarious....
ooc; can we see? :D

ooc; can we see? :D
ooc LOL.. I promised Peeches eyes, and I have eyes; I have breast that no one will see LOL too funny; and a few ok headshots that i'm still not sure about... let me see...

ooc LOL.. I promised Peeches eyes, and I have eyes; I have breast that no one will see LOL too funny; and a few ok headshots that i'm still not sure about... let me see...

I'd like to see some too!!! :)

ooc LOL.. I promised Peeches eyes, and I have eyes; I have breast that no one will see LOL too funny; and a few ok headshots that i'm still not sure about... let me see...
OOC: a boobie no one will ever see? Awwww, shucks! :D

Wow... where did everyone go????

OOC: a boobie no one will ever see? Awwww, shucks! :D

almost ready to post Gene, Hype... ;)

I've been missing everyone...!!! :eek:

OOC... what does the + mean after your names in the Jolt section... I noticed that Gene, Celeste, and Peaches... you all have that + ... What does it mean?

I've been missing everyone...!!! :eek:

OOC... what does the + mean after your names in the Jolt section... I noticed that Gene, Celeste, and Peaches... you all have that + ... What does it mean?

ooc... I know I've been e-mailing you all to death being a newb, there is so much I don't understand. Sorry for being such a pest, but I HATE being in the dark... (Well not literally! ;) ) But you know what I mean... I feel like I'm not picking up on a lot of things I should be... And PC is the most daunting place I've ever been... talk about lost! :confused:

I hearby swear not to hijack any threads ever again. I wasn't quite aware I was doing so until it was pointed out to me... :)

I hearby swear not to hijack any threads ever again. I wasn't quite aware I was doing so until it was pointed out to me... :)

ooc. I will be leaving for a month or so...

IC: you all better be as perverted and twisted as you are now, or when I get back w/renewed energy, you'll have to deal with a well rested Mistress Hype and Master S. !

*Master S. picks up the exhausted Mistress Hype and cradles her in his strong arms. He carries me to THAT DUNGEON where we will spend our month or more hiatus in coffins, drinking the blood of recent victims to gain strength and rejuvination for a month or so.* We will be back more wicked and stronger than ever... so be prepared... :D *our evil laughter echoing thru the stone walls of the castle*...

ooc. I will be leaving for a month or so...

IC: you all better be as perverted and twisted as you are now, or when I get back w/renewed energy, you'll have to deal with a well rested Mistress Hype and Master S. !

*Master S. picks up the exhausted Mistress Hype and cradles her in his strong arms. He carries me to THAT DUNGEON where we will spend our month or more hiatus in coffins, drinking the blood of recent victims to gain strength and rejuvination for a month or so.* We will be back more wicked and stronger than ever... so be prepared... :D *our evil laughter echoing thru the stone walls of the castle*...
OOC: where you going?

OOC: where you going?

ooc: I'm a bit ill and severly exhausted... I can hardly see... I sent you an e-mail I think....

ooc: I'm a bit ill and severly exhausted... I can hardly see... I sent you an e-mail I think....
OOC: yeah, you did. just replied.

Copulate is to f*ck... a sexy way to ask... "Hey hot babe... wanna feel my big hockin' love dang thrusting in you over and over and over...." Not romantic, but hot!!!! ;)
Thank you, may I have another? ;)

ooc LOL.. I promised Peeches eyes, and I have eyes; I have breast that no one will see LOL too funny; and a few ok headshots that i'm still not sure about... let me see...
Not even lil ol' me? *bats eyes*

Not even lil ol' me? *bats eyes*

LOL. *gets in really close* and...err... what makes you so special?

LOL. *gets in really close* and...err... what makes you so special?
you like him more than you like me, I believe. ;)

you like him more than you like me, I believe. ;)

LOL! No one sees the nice red lace bra...and the round curve of my... and the silky smooth skin and...

LOL! No one sees the nice red lace bra...and the round curve of my... and the silky smooth skin and...
heh heh. lol

heh heh. lol

*big lick on the cheek*
So, where is that "hear me roar" attitude?

*big lick on the cheek*
So, where is that "hear me roar" attitude?
"hear me roar" attitude?

You mean like when I punched you and hype earlier?

"hear me roar" attitude?

You mean like when I punched you and hype earlier?

err... no. why did you punch me anyway?

err... no. why did you punch me anyway?
Oh? what' did you mean by hear me roar attitude anyway?

Ugh. already, I don't remember much.

Oh? what' did you mean by hear me roar attitude anyway?

Ugh. already, I don't remember much.

I meant that assertive side I have been trying to coach, coax out of you.
I don't mind that you punched me, in RP anyway, I mean good for you. I just want to know why you did it...

I meant that assertive side I have been trying to coach, coax out of you.
I don't mind that you punched me, in RP anyway, I mean good for you. I just want to know why you did it...
well, I do remember being pissed at you for something. may have something to do with... ummm..... :hmm:

well, I do remember being pissed at you for something. may have something to do with... ummm..... :hmm:
*raises hand*

With me?

well, I do remember being pissed at you for something. may have something to do with... ummm..... :hmm:

... *waiting for a response* ...
Just tell me. don't worry how it comes out

*raises hand*

With me?

Hey LP *wipes the drools from her naked chest* if Peeches has you, can I have Not Legless Pirates?

... *waiting for a response* ...
Just tell me. don't worry how it comes out
OOC: hold on while I look for the page where I punched you...

Hey LP *wipes the drools from her naked chest* if Peeches has you, can I have Not Legless Pirates?
Let me get that

*licks off drool*

You can, but he's not around much...... And I thought it was agreed that I'm am common property :p :confused:

OOC: hold on while I look for the page where I punched you...


Come on TPE, you punched me in the nose, blood gushing all over and you don,t remember why? i'm crushed. really. i am.

Come on TPE, you punched me in the nose, blood gushing all over and you don,t remember why? i'm crushed. really. i am.
ooc: no, i don't. I only remember parts of it. sometimes, my memory is great, other times, it is nearly a total blank.

Let me get that

*licks off drool*

You can, but he's not around much...... And I thought it was agreed that I'm am common property :p :confused:

Well... yes... we do share... everything...
*nasty grin*
Are you still good with those parallel bars?

ooc: no, i don't. I only remember parts of it. sometimes, my memory is great, other times, it is nearly a total blank.

hope it was fun?... Was I being a b with an itch to you?

Well... yes... we do share... everything...
*nasty grin*
Are you still good with those parallel bars?
I'm a little out of shape.... I should practice again

*looks around to find himself in TCG's bedroom*

hope it was fun?... Was I being a b with an itch to you?
IC: maybe. LP was being all slobery and gay with me, and I lost it when you laughed and said, "That was so naughty and disturbing... Do it again!" That is why I slugged you. And you choosing some other guy over me to be your "muffin" also played a role. Somewhere along those lines.

IC: maybe. LP was being all slobery and gay with me, and I lost it when you laughed and said, "That was so naughty and disturbing... Do it again!" That is why I slugged you. And you choosing some other guy over me to be your "muffin" also played a role. Somewhere along those lines.

*French-Kiss and great hair mussing going on*
Does that make it better
*fluttering eyelashes*

LOL! No one sees the nice red lace bra...and the round curve of my... and the silky smooth skin and...
You're going to give me a melt down, woman. *stands there shaking*

You're going to give me a melt down, woman. *stands there shaking*

Gives him a nice warm hug.

IC: maybe. LP was being all slobery and gay with me, and I lost it when you laughed and said, "That was so naughty and disturbing... Do it again!" That is why I slugged you. And you choosing some other guy over me to be your "muffin" also played a role. Somewhere along those lines.
You should lighten up man. Heterosexuality is frowned upon in the Kazoo

You should lighten up man. Heterosexuality is frowned upon in the Kazoo

*nods*

*French-Kiss and great hair mussing going on*
Does that make it better
*fluttering eyelashes*
uhh....... :D

IC: maybe. LP was being all slobery and gay with me, and I lost it when you laughed and said, "That was so naughty and disturbing... Do it again!" That is why I slugged you. And you choosing some other guy over me to be your "muffin" also played a role. Somewhere along those lines.


He's slobbery and gay with me all the time.....enjoy it Eugene!

Gives him a nice warm hug.
You know, I knew I was going to leave for a second and come back and be man-molested. Goddess, can you keep your other minions under control please?

You should lighten up man. Heterosexuality is frowned upon in the Kazoo
really, I don't care. I am avowedly heterosexual.

He's slobbery and gay with me all the time.....enjoy it Eugene!
wtf are you talking about? I'm male, you're female. how in the world is it gay to get it on with you? :confused:

You know, I knew I was going to leave for a second and come back and be man-molested. Goddess, can you keep your other minions under control please?

Okay, then
*looks at Planners with wicked grin*
I have chocolate panties for you...

I should enter properly....

*arrives at the castle dragging a dead hitchhiker*

Can you believe this guy tried to mug "ME"??

*tosses carcass in the pile*

really, I don't care. I am avowedly heterosexual.
Ever heard that saying about people who yell the loudest that they aren't something?

*shakes head*

Gene, you still have so much to learn

Ever heard that saying about people who yell the loudest that they aren't something?
actually, i've never heard of it. what does it mean?

I should enter properly....

*arrives at the castle dragging a dead hitchhiker*

Can you believe this guy tried to mug "ME"??

*tosses carcass in the pile*

*attempts to mug peeches, groping for anything worth touching before he dies* Hiya Peeches!

wtf are you talking about? I'm male, you're female. how in the world is it gay to get it on with you? :confused:


surely to god you know by now that every word i type on here is jokey and sarcastic.

but we are way kinky so we can pull off gay sex believe it or not ;)

surely to god you know by now that every word i type on here is jokey and sarcastic.

but we are way kinky so we can pull off gay sex believe it or not ;)
Not me, everything I type is truth. *glances at the pile of dead peasants by his desk*

*attempts to mug peeches, groping for anything worth touching before he dies* Hiya Peeches!


You know I never harm my castlemates(well only in the bedroom)....so take what you want.....but really all I have are a few sharp pointy objects and some chocolate and peech flavored panties on me. Have at it

You know I never harm my castlemates(well only in the bedroom)....so take what you want.....but really all I have are a few sharp pointy objects and some chocolate and peech flavored panties on me. Have at it
I was going for better rewards...oh, what's this here? *rubs curiously*

actually, i've never heard of it. what does it mean?
*sigh*

Get out! Watch movies! Read books! Don't wither away in ignorance of the world around you

*goes to her alchemist table, rummages around and comes back with a vial*

Take this Gene, say beu bye to those inhibitions and call me.

You know I never harm my castlemates(well only in the bedroom)
*wanders off painfully bent over*

*wanders off painfully bent over*

Ah, LP, I can... fix that for you...
*naughty smile*

Ah, LP, I can... fix that for you...
*naughty smile*
*stands up straight wincing*

Do it quickly

Ah, LP, I can... fix that for you...
*naughty smile*


Goddess....I have something you can fix. I seemed to have pulled a muscle *points down* right here. I think I 'll go laydown and wait for your professional medical services.

*stands up straight wincing*

Do it quickly


*starts to firmly massage the pain away, increasing the rythm as she goes along*

Straps on some latex gloves to his hands and feet. Doctor is in the dungeon.....chases peech.

Goddess....I have something you can fix. I seemed to have pulled a muscle *points down* right here. I think I 'll go laydown and wait for your professional medical services.

Are we playing doctor again? Yummy!
*grabs a white doc's surcoat, 2 sizes to small, lickes LP and goes to her next patient*
The pain... is it here?

*starts to firmly massage the pain away, increasing the rythm as she goes along*
* "stands" up firmer and firmer, wince turning into a big teethed grin*

Straps on some latex gloves to his hands and feet. Doctor is in the dungeon.....chases peech.

*feels the whip crack just above his head*
If you want to play, be the nurse.
*changes his clothes to a nurse uniform*

*goes to her alchemist table, rummages around and comes back with a vial*

Take this Gene, say beu bye to those inhibitions and call me.
Inhibitions? what inhibitions?

Are we playing doctor again? Yummy!
*grabs a white doc's surcoat, 2 sizes to small, lickes LP and goes to her next patient*
The pain... is it here?


not yet...but I'm hoping it will be soon.

Inhibitions? what inhibitions?
YAY!

*puts an arm around Gene again*

Wanna pick up where we left off yesterday?

*feels the whip crack just above his head*
If you want to play, be the nurse.
*changes his clothes to a nurse uniform*

This cleavage is itchy.......pulls out an uber large syringe....hahaha...ready.

Inhibitions? what inhibitions?

tg me. i'll try to explain. without being punched in the nose.

This cleavage is itchy.......pulls out an uber large syringe....hahaha...ready.


How large are we talking? *drools*

How large are we talking? *drools*

Stares at Peech...*slobbers* Erm......its size shames me!

not yet...but I'm hoping it will be soon.

Now were is that other nurse that was attending to you?
*looks around*
*she starts to manipulate the sore spot*
Tell me when it gets to sensitive. I'll be more forcefull.

YAY!

*puts an arm around Gene again*

Wanna pick up where we left off yesterday?
OOC: No, goddamn it. NOT until my QUESTION has been ANSWERED.

OOC: No, goddamn it. not until my QUESTION has been ANSWERED.
:rolleyes: look a few posts up # 1176

OOC: No, goddamn it. NOT until my QUESTION has been ANSWERED.
I thought it was a rhetoric question

tg me. i'll try to explain. without being punched in the nose.
ooc: tg sent.

:rolleyes: look a few posts up # 1176
OOC: and yes, that tg was sent BEFORE you made the quoted post ;) :D

ooc: tg sent.

good. i'll answer later. now play goddamnit

*jumps into a nurse's smock and pulls out a feather* Doctor, I think this might help.

*jumps into a nurse's smock and pulls out a feather* Doctor, I think this might help.

Dammit, I am the nurse! Sticks his syringe in SUK's eye withdrawing the fluids.

YAY!

*puts an arm around Gene again*

Wanna pick up where we left off yesterday?
Ah Gene, where were we?

Dammit, I am the nurse! Sticks his syringe in SUK's eye withdrawing the fluids.
AHHH! BITCH! *kicks him in the bad place and rakes nails back and forth trying to claw something*

*sneaks around hiding from Peech*

good. i'll answer later. now play goddamnit
Good. I'll play later. it is now time for me to go, as luck would have it. :D

Good. I'll play later. it is now time for me to go, as luck would have it. :D
Crap :(


*pinches blind Suklaa's ass*

AHHH! BITCH! *kicks him in the bad place and rakes nails back and forth trying to claw something*

Stop tickling...hahahah...plz...oooo...plz hahaha. sticks a finger in SUK's other eye.

*pinches blind Suklaa's ass*
How would you like a little gangrene in your stumps, gimp?

*sneaks around hiding from Peech*


*throws chinese fighting scalpels at Finde , nailing him to the wall mid-air*

That should hold you til I'm finished with *moans* this medical attention. I'll get to you in a minute.

How would you like a little gangrene in your stumps, gimp?
I love it when you talk dirty

*grabs butt with both hands*

Stop tickling...hahahah...plz...oooo...plz hahaha. sticks a finger in SUK's other eye.
Son of a...*rubs eye as it starts to water* OK, ladies. *stands waiting for the next attack*

*grabs butt with both hands*

*whacks LP in the head and maggots appear*

*throws chinese fighting scalpels at Finde , nailing him to the wall mid-air*

That should hold you til I'm finished with *moans* this medical attention. I'll get to you in a minute.

Getting sensitive is it? Good.
*applies a bit more pressure, a few drops of self-warming lube, and slightly increases the rythm of her manipulations*

*whacks LP in the head and maggots appear*
*looks at maggots on the ground*

*shrugs*

Harder baby

Hey Deathadder help me

*huge dragon flys in and pulls Finde from the wall and flee's*

And LP, even if i drink that vial, i'll still not gonna get all homo with you. I'm sorry. it just the way I am.

Bye all!

*Teleports out*

*straightens his skirt* All I wanted to do was play with peeches. *looks at crumpled feather, sniffs* But you two RUINED it!!! *Storms off*

OOC: Sorry, gotta go. Lectures starting. WEEEEEE!!!

Getting sensitive is it? Good.
*applies a bit more pressure, a few drops of self-warming lube, and slightly increases the rythm of her manipulations*



Peech's body begins to move in sync with the Dr's motions. Its....getting.....right.....there...yes....yes.....YES!!

I'm healed by Goddess......*wipes sweat from face and neckline*

Can I sign up for regular therapy sessions please? *cant walk cause knees are so wobbly*

*runs into doorpost on way out*

I'm back!! did you miss me? I come bearing gifts

Peech's body begins to move in sync with the Dr's motions. Its....getting.....right.....there...yes....yes.....YES!!

I'm healed by Goddess......*wipes sweat from face and neckline*

Can I sign up for regular therapy sessions please? *cant walk cause knees are so wobbly*

Would you like group therapy or private sessions? Group therapy, every weekday morning. Private on appoinments only.


ooc Well, this has been a freaky 15 minutes...

*opens up a passage through the barrier of compressed fluff surrounding the room, exits it and fills the hole with fluff again*

Now, I need something tasty... I know; TCG's chocolate! *laughs insanely*

*sneaks around, avoiding attention and goes to the nearest place infested with big amounts of TCG's chocolate, steals a huge amount of it and heads back...*

*opens up the hole, goes in and fills it with fluff again*

Hopefully she won't notice...

I'm back!! did you miss me? I come bearing gifts


*drops saber and runs to the odd one*

whadya get me?!!

Why are all the guys leaving?

*drops saber and runs to the odd one*

whadya get me?!!
you can choose from any one of these random objects that i don't know what they are. :)

Eats random object.

you can choose from any one of these random objects that i don't know what they are. :)


well make up something!


*looks in odd's bag*

OHHHH! A gold plated saber and some more ball gags!

I'll talk you around Gene. Just you wait


*laughs maniacally*

well make up something!


*looks in odd's bag*

OHHHH! A gold plated saber and some more ball gags!

mostly it's just pieces of string and sabres, but i thought if everybody was distracted for long enough i could escape with these suspiscious stalks that are in that cart behind me.

mostly it's just pieces of string and sabres, but i thought if everybody was distracted for long enough i could escape with these suspiscious stalks that are in that cart behind me.


wel we've missed you.....time for you to join in the slaying and whatnot...

*just stands there watching the insanity unfold*

I know.....I'm not sure what to do next.


*hears a knock on the castle door*

its a girlscout selling cookies

wel we've missed you.....time for you to join in the slaying and whatnot...
damn straight!! i've been away two weeks, it's beyond time for me to kill something.
*Strangles lost peasant*

*opens up a passage through the barrier of compressed fluff surrounding the room, exits it and fills the hole with fluff again*

Now, I need something tasty... I know; TCG's chocolate! *laughs insanely*

*sneaks around, avoiding attention and goes to the nearest place infested with big amounts of TCG's chocolate, steals a huge amount of it and heads back...*

*opens up the hole, goes in and fills it with fluff again*

Hopefully she won't notice...

ooc of course she notices, but RL intrudes and she must attend a meeting about a funeral...

I know.....I'm not sure what to do next.


*hears a knock on the castle door*

its a girlscout selling cookies

*strangles girlscout*
cookies anyone?

*strangles girlscout*
cookies anyone?

ooohhh.. is there chocolate chip?

*strangles girlscout*
cookies anyone?


I love his style!

I'll take 3 boxes of Samoas (mmmm Chocolate, cookies,caramel and toasted coconut)and see if she has anything in Peech flavor.

I love his style!

I'll take 3 boxes of Samoas (mmmm Chocolate, cookies,caramel and toasted coconut)and see if she has anything in Peech flavor.


*eyes flutter at Peech*
Are you going to share

okay, i've made a table out of the girlscout skeleton and im puttin the cookies on the table, take what you want.

oh, does anyone have a use for all this skin and entrails?

okay, i've made a table out of the girlscout skeleton and im puttin the cookies on the table, take what you want.

oh, does anyone have a use for all this skin and entrails?


Well since she doesnt have a scrotum for me to take.....I guess I'll take some of her skin and makes a new sheath for my saber. Thanks love.





Goddess: I share everything with you. I got one box for me, one box for you, and one for us to......use later in a little game I like to call "Find the Cookie"

Well since she doesnt have a scrotum for me to take.....I guess I'll take some of her skin and makes a new sheath for my saber. Thanks love.





Goddess: I share everything with you. I got one box for me, one box for you, and one for us to......use later in a little game I like to call "Find the Cookie"

*eyes glazed over as she fantasizes about the game*
Mmmm... find the cookie... *drool*

:eek: can i play too? ;)

:eek: can i play too? ;)

The more the merrier
*opens her box of cookies and turns to hide a few in various places. she turns back again with a sweet smile*

ooc of course she notices, but RL intrudes and she must attend a meeting about a funeral...
Sounds like a grave matter indeed... *eats the last chocolate*

The more the merrier
*opens her box of cookies and turns to hide a few in various places. she turns back again with a sweet smile*


this game is based on the sense of taste. So you might have to use your tongue. *puts on blindfold*

tastes something......peachy flavored....

No, thats not a cookie, thats me.

*continues search*

this game is based on the sense of taste. So you might have to use your tongue. *puts on blindfold*

tastes something......peachy flavored....

No, thats not a cookie, thats me.

*continues search*

great *joins in* what's this what i'm licking now? it musn't be a cookie, it's all soft...

great *joins in* what's this what i'm licking now? it musn't be a cookie, it's all soft...What the...? Why are you licking on my wall of compressed fluff?

What the...? Why are you licking on my wall of compressed fluff?

*spits out ton of fluff*
sorry, eh... could you point me in the right direction? i think im losing the game.

*spits out ton of fluff*
sorry, eh... could you point me in the right direction? i think im losing the game.


*cheats and puts a cookie in odd's mouth*

You found one!

aawww Peeches, even with a blindfold on I know where the cookies are, and I can sense my way around... *licks Peeches knee for fun*

im bored, im gonna go do some eh... gardening, any body got a lighter?

im bored, im gonna go do some eh... gardening, any body got a lighter?

*flick of her wrist produces a zippo lighter*
Will that do?

Ok castlemates....I'm out early today. Will you guys do me a fav and if you see OCCY, ask her to make a new thread...#5 reject thread because this is apporaching 1300. well she might be busy working. maybe i should go ahead and do it. i dunno

*flick of her wrist produces a zippo lighter*
Will that do?
if it works it'll do, I seem to have mislaid my flamethrower....

thankyou :D

...mislaid my flamethrower....

Is it just me or is anyone else having very VERY sick thoughts?

Is it just me or is anyone else having very VERY sick thoughts?


Constantly LP.......constantly

Constantly LP.......constantly
kinky isn't sick Peech :rolleyes:

*straps Peech to the table*
This is kinky

*puts an apple in her mouth*
And this is sick

*a dim roar resounds around the castle. The drawbridge is dropped and a Harley revs across*

*steps off bike, takes off helmet*

Afternoon all.

*takes scimitars out of custom built rack on side of bike*

Is it just me or is anyone else having very VERY sick thoughts?
wht did i start? i don't get it. :confused:

*a dim roar resounds around the castle. The drawbridge is dropped and a Harley revs across*

*steps off bike, takes off helmet*

Afternoon all.

*takes scimitars out of custom built rack on side of bike*

Hey Tribes. How about some tongues today?
*evil grin*

wht did i start? i don't get it. :confused:
Nevermind :rolleyes:

*continues feasting on Peeches*

Hey Tribes. How about some tongues today?
*evil grin*
*drops to the floor, starts writhing about - speaks in tongues*

*fights*

That's....not.....funny.....Goddess!

*speaks in German mixed with Spanish*

kinky isn't sick Peech :rolleyes:

*straps Peech to the table*
This is kinky

*puts an apple in her mouth*
And this is sick


Damn...that is kinky :eek: *makes note of new piratey moves*



*drools at Tribes in his badass biker image*

Of course now that youre coming Tribes, I am leaving.(god there was another chance for that cheeky line *thrilled*)

*drops to the floor, starts writhing about - speaks in tongues*

*fights*

That's....not.....funny.....Goddess!

*speaks in German mixed with Spanish*

*pouts*
Then maybe you can whisper in all the languages you know while you're looking for cookies?