NationStates Jolt Archive

everybody has seen the awesomeness of this wildy popular thread.. so, here we are, in the region of Riigor Mortiis, establishing a REJECT ROYALTY OF REBELS. create your title, and state your duties. i will alter them to my tastes.post them in the thread, and make sure you telegram me with them at my nation, because i may not see them in this looong thread.lets figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.
if you tged me before, and arent on here, telgram me again, please.

Vittos Ordination- thee High Priest of PsychoSex. he runs the dungeon.ladies- he gives great torture. the pleasure is painful and free of charge.

Tribes of Longton- Official Metal Head and Evil Bastard. nutting enemies into oblivion. moonlights as a masturbation ambassador. watch out when he starts banging that head of his....

Gaeltach-Countess of Mildly Irritating Pointy Objects. manages the inventory of Pointy Devices and other torturous Objects. fills requests for Materials or Advice. heads an R&D facility to increase the effectiveness of current Devices and to create new and exciting prospects.

Peechland-Warrior Maiden.Collector of Enemy Scrotums. need we say more?

Lascivious Maximus- Intrepid Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire.Chief and Commander of Exploratory Conquest. dividing legs and conquering ladies everywhere.

Teh Cameron Clan- Invader Zim-Zum. he does whatever the hell he wants, as long as he wants, to who he wants, when he wants, how he wants, where he wants.

Eichen Sire Spliffy. he peddles various party favors to the isand brethrenfrom his hammock made of the golden hair of 1000 virgins.also- part time police officer. works for bribes, bare breasts or a good meal.

Keruvalia Dark Lord of the Shadows. fronts the progressive rock band "Kings of Cunningulus". offers personal spiritual counseling and sexual manipulation.

HadesRulesMuch, Harbinger of Headaches, Purveyor of Penile Dysfunction, the GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY. travels the realm, wishing he was inflicting horrible migraines, erectile disorder, ejaculatio praecox, shrinkage, and horribly bad jokes all on who are unlucky enough to cross his path! actually, he is the camera guy who films the porn movies.

Kellarly Unyielding Mortificator - Supplier of harvested souls to the Kasino, fresh food for the Banquets and extra test subjects for dark princess gael to 'play' with (all in the same trip )

DHomme Leering Lurker of the Unparralelled Social Circles- once he shakes your hand and says hello- he will make a lasting, permanent, painful impression. also the Master of Ceremonies at all events.

Haken Rider Evil Smileys Master of doom! Pokes you in the back with a foreign object, then squirts something in your eye. straight outta belgium.

Neo Anarchists Dark Lady of Relentless Feather Attacks! beware her porcupine quills, filled with Tresor. side gig- Lipstick Regulator.

GoingNuckingFuts Proud supporter of lost causes and founder of 8976. give him your tired, your poor. Soapbox Factory owner.

Zotona Queen of Extreme Eccentricity and Random Rantings.belittling all residents is her specialty. she wont shut up until you give her a skin flute. she plays well.

Plutonian EmpireUniversal President: President of the Universe
Creates solar systems, ignites supernovae, smashes asteroids & planets into eachother, and uses black holes for prisons instead of dungeons. see what happens when you let people make up their own titles?

Planners Randy Da' Asspirate, 5 year delinquent old, kleptomaniac. steals everything that isnt nailed down, and nails everything he hasnt stolen to the wall. sneaks in your house at night and rearranges the furniture.

Nation of FortuneThe Sadistic Gun For Hire. A mercenary that shares loyalty with no one, who also has a thing for watching others in pain.and he is good at it, too.

New SancrosanctiaExcecutive Officer of the Peasant Control Force. wherever you find a whiny peasant bitching about anything, he and his guys are there. 3 categories of force- excessive,uneccesary, and just plain cruel.due to a case of jungle fever, he suffers from extreme dementia.

You Forgot Poland The Duke of Hurl. self explanatory. dont piss him off. but let us mention that he gives the most excellent full body massages.

The odd one He who tends the Garden of Evil. hes got all kinds of plants- illegal, its rumored. he also makes the most lovely planters from the skulls of slayed peasants. or your mother- in - law, if you wish.

Legless PiratesHigh Whore LP of the Seven Seas - If you want him, come and claim him. wait. lay the claim first, then come. Master of male bonding and female bondage.he says he is a paramedic, but explain the tongue shoved down my throat during CPR.

KhudrosThe Urban Urchin of Yonder Verse. in charge of book burning, and disposal of all netherworld media. anything nice, or of sentimental value dissapears under his sharp eye.has a chick flick bonfire on tuesdays, and gets high off the fumes of melting plastic.

Gawdly International Male Model, and Super Stud. we post him at the gate and make him entice the teenyboppers to enter the castle. loves the sound of applause.on the weekend- he runs the Athletics program, as he is switch hitter specialist.

Chocolate Goddess Mistress of Self-Gratification and Sin, Expert Voyeur. has extensive toy collection, and a two way mirror in her chamber. also serves as 24 hour cocktail waitress, offering special treats, coated in her own secret sauce.

Poladsia Apathetic but Dignified Narcoleptic Ambassador. he was supposed to be castle reporter, but he cant stay awake.enjoys nudges from razor sharp weapons.

Trilateral Commision Crafty Narcissistic Fertilizer Salesman. nickname-Scott P. he was the resident marine biologist until he failed to predict the tides. runs popular workshop "How to Almost Get Away with Killing Your Family 101".leads a double life as an apparently unskilled fisherman and swinger.believe everything he says..

Eridanus Sir Zach Sack Sewer.fashion designer, and runs the sweatshop. sews scrotums into cloaks for the misfit army. find him underground, thinking of new ideas for armor, sheets and baskets made from the most delicate of skins.

MonotonousUber Pyromaniac, Flamethrower Artiste. creates masterpieces, then destroys them. sets random fires, and runs fireworks nightly. also breaks up the homoerotic action explosives when it threatens to get out of hand.

Suklaa, Prince of Vanity and Corruption- he looks in the mirror alot whilst paying off foreign dignitaries -forcing them to sell us their raw materials at cost...also lures unsuspecting female peasants into his castlemates grasp. He's one smooth criminal.

Divine Imaginary Fluff- The Most Divine Fluffalizer- (Re)Defining how holy everyone and everything is at his very whim. Spreading insanity, freakyness and fluffiness. Laughing insanely and generally being pretty damn insane. He quotes scriptures to castlemates just to see them cringe.

Adrien BarbeauBot- Ignorer of All that is Obvious frightens pornography and watches small kids. actually the writer of "plan 9 from outer space" but was too busy getting parking tickets to take credit.blames anything he does on the minority. tough shit.

Branin -Owner of Mouth, User of Tongue. heckling and harrassing his way right into your soul. not really, because you dont have one. but we will pretend he got that far. honest opinions freely given, among other things which are rumored to be of a personal nature.
Greedy Pig - Consumer of all resources great and wide, Bigger and badder than a black hole. Nothing shall escape his insatiable hunger, the pangs of his hunger causes tsunami's, earthquakes, and worlds to spin out of orbit. "GET IN MAH BELLY!"
Hyperslackovicznia: Hype~ Princess of Pleasure, Pain and Punishment.inflicts a curious mixture of the 3 on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite. takes requests, and fills orders.great work ethic.
Chinkopodia - Laughmeister - Master of all laughs evil and annoying, all will tremble at the incessant MWAHAHAHAHAHA!s. Also owns patent on all amusing 1910s phrases, to use when a good Mwahahahahaha really isn't enough. And I say, old chaps, that really would be squiffy
BLARGistania- Grand Master Extraodinare of the Most High and Exaulted Sacred Bar - tends the bar, serves drinks, makes a killer Sex on the Beach. also has killer sex... you get the idea.

Plutonian EmpireUniversal President: President of the Universe
get rid of "universal president" so that it just says "Plutonian Empire President of the Universe"? Thanks in advance :)

*relaxing on her pillow pile, looking at her picture book*

The above was ooc too! :D I'm EEE-VILL! Say like a TRUE villain... not EVIL.... EEE-VILL!!! Say it with me.... EEE-VILL!!! Thaat's the way...

At least I have my own cleavage to keep me company? :confused: Looks down... Wearing a wicked-kook bra!!! Lavendar w/sequins, and a hanging crystal...

*sings again... "Too much information..." *

Somehow, looking at one's own cleavage doesn't do the trick... OK, someone in the castle, don't make me get Master S. to find you for this... SEND ME A PIC w/a BIG ASS pic of a BIG ASS buldge in your pants!!! NOW!!! That's an order... Hell... e-mail it to my Nation! :D

I don't have the resources right now, otherwise I would. :D I'm not home. I'm in a school.
If you want to see everyone's pic, it's the second sticky at the top of the forum *points*

*relaxing on her pillow pile, looking at her picture book*

*squats down next to her head, legs open* You never answered my question, sly one.

Sorry, I stand corrected.

OOC: Well, it's back to the grind. Make sure you wipe off the seat when you're through, Goddess. And save me the towel. *breathes in deeply* MMMM!

Sorry, I stand corrected.

OOC: Well, it's back to the grind. Make sure you wipe off the seat when you're through, Goddess. And save me the towel. *breathes in deeply* MMMM!

*grabs hair firmly in her fist, pulls back and French-kisses Suklaa, slowly and playfully, finishing off with a little bite on the lower lip drawing practically no blood.*
later

*grabs hair firmly in her fist, pulls back and French-kisses Suklaa, slowly and playfully, finishing off with a little bite on the lower lip drawing practically no blood.*
later

*inhales sharply again and grabs the front of her shirt and making concentric circles inward*

*touches lower lip and tastes the blood* Of course. ;)

SOunds like fun..

Greedy Pig - Consumer of all resources great and wide, Bigger and badder than a black hole. Nothing shall escape his insatiable hunger, the pangs of his hunger causes tsunami's, earthquakes, and worlds to spin out of orbit. "GET IN MAH BELLY!"

SOunds like fun..

"Greedy Pig - Consumer of all resources. GET IN MAH BELLY!" :D
Good one!

ehm...

Evilesh one!

Good one!

ehm...

Evilesh one!

Updated it.. For more fun and laughter.

ooc: As I don't have time to get thru these posts... please a quick update on what this thread is about exactly!!!

Much appreciated! :)

Their was a thread about "the royalty of NS", which consisted of the older players of NS. This group is formed against such elite.

SOunds like fun..

Greedy Pig - Consumer of all resources great and wide, Bigger and badder than a black hole. Nothing shall escape his insatiable hunger, the pangs of his hunger causes tsunami's, earthquakes, and worlds to spin out of orbit. "GET IN MAH BELLY!"
added. and to think, i didnt have to alter it one bit.

figure out a way to overthrow all that is right, and normal with the world.
free sex, violence, fires and generally sickening chaos for all who join. not for the faint of heart.

I love it. Light's a squirrel on fire.....

oct can you take out the randy part that I put in my description, pisses me off. Much aprpreciated.

Their was a thread about "the royalty of NS", which consisted of the older players of NS. This group is formed against such elite.


ooc... KK....I was in 3rd Royalty Rejects all morn w/everyone... just till now.... Now that CG and Peeches aren't around to explain the ARMY thang, I'm still a bit lost... I fit in quite well w/the 3rd Royalty Rejects... had a great time... I assume this is part of that??? :confused:

I love it. Light's a squirrel on fire.....

oct can you take out the randy part that I put in my description, pisses me off. Much aprpreciated.
but I like it. :(

but I like it. :(
:(

ooc: As I don't have time to get thru these posts... please a quick update on what this thread is about exactly!!!

Much appreciated! :)

Basically, sin as much as you want. Like the thread this morning, only better.

ooc... KK....I was in 3rd Royalty Rejects all morn w/everyone... just till now.... Now that CG and Peeches aren't around to explain the ARMY thang, I'm still a bit lost... I fit in quite well w/the 3rd Royalty Rejects... had a great time... I assume this is part of that??? :confused:

*French-kiss*
I'm always around when you're there, doll

Hmmm...

Chinkopodia - Laughmeister - Master of all laughs evil and annoying, all will tremble at the incessant MWAHAHAHAHAHA!s. Also owns patent on all amusing 1910s phrases, to use when a good Mwahahahahaha really isn't enough. And I say, old chaps, that really would be squiffy.

added. and to think, i didnt have to alter it one bit.

heheh. thanks. Had to put some thought into it.

This is the title I was given (very fitting, I might add), because it seemed to be taken, however, Peeches managed to make it perfect for me!:

Hyperslackovicznia: (Hype): Hype~ Queen of Pleasurable and/or Painful Punishments. She inflicts pain and/or pleasure or both on anyone who crosses her path. Her slave, Master Sadisto is at her beck and call and can devour a human with one bite. Also takes requests from others and may carry them out according to her whims.

Hmmm...The perfect combination! :eek: I laugh insanely and you laugh evilly and annoying. Soon everyone will be raging mad!

*French-kiss*
I'm always around when you're there, doll

TY CG! I was getting lost in here! Now, how about Planners' punishment for his lyrical screw-up? :D

ooc: Or do we wait to get back to the other thread for that?

back IC: I have have a treasure trove of weapons of all sorts... If this is an army, I can help equip it! Needless to say... mostly painful weapons... ;)

TY CG! I was getting lost in here! Now, how about Planners' punishment for his lyrical screw-up? :D

ooc: Or do we wait to get back to the other thread for that?

back IC: I have have a treasure trove of weapons of all sorts... If this is an army, I can help equip it! Needless to say... mostly painful weapons... ;)

Go right ahead my dear. If a man is going to quote a song to me... err... us, then he better be doing it right... and in tune.

The perfect combination! :eek: I laugh insanely and you laugh evilly and annoying. Soon everyone will be raging mad!

As stated on 3rd Royalty rejects... I don't laugh evilly... that's too bland... Real villains laugh EEE-VILLY, which is terrifying, insane, and annoying... Raging mad... I'm there! Let's bring the rest!!!! :D

Muahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

*French-kiss*
I'm always around when you're there, doll

Oops... almost forgot!! :fluffle: backatcha!!

\O/ runs insanely around the room........nooooo my singing is beautiful.

*steals a shoe*

Hmm. I'm thinking of somehow adding to it..
Chinkopodia - Laughmeister - Master of all laughs evil and annoying, all will tremble at the incessant MWAHAHAHAHAHA!s. Also owns patent on all amusing 1910s phrases, to use when a good Mwahahahahaha really isn't enough. And I say, old chaps, that really would be squiffy



"His irritating laughter keeps children awake all night causing a downsurge in the nations school results. "

" His maniacal laughter can still be heard deep inside the souls of every poor sod who heard it, agonizingly wishing they could just curl up and die. "

" His Maniacal laughter can still be heard echoing through the halls, because the halls are pretty echo-ey. "

" Cause of the Kuru Laughing Death Disease that virtually wiped out tribes in papua New Guinea"

Across the desolate landscape surrounding the castle, peasants and their scrawny animals pick at a meaningless existence in their personal hell; the feudal system. Almost all of the peasants eke out a near-intolerable sustainance at the very edge of existence. No wonder, then, that some choose to rebel. Mostly they are crushed, but every so often one rebellion will survive long enough to gather the majority. This is happening right now, outside the castle walls.

A single event triggered it all - but only when it happened to a particular kind of peasant. John Thresher, a beast of a man, was beaten by one of New Sancrosanctia's 'peasant control service'. That man was dead soon after, and his companions chased from town. Thresher gained the respect of many, and soon the command of legions of peasants.

A born leader, some say, although the oldest remember many 'born leaders', most of whom end up as soup at the castle. But the young, restless and downright suicidally lunatic follow this one into battle, believing him to be their pitiful version of the messiah. For ones so lowly, a man who stands up to anything is reveered, even if he is standing up to a bar after 15 pints (although that is impressive). Currently, the peasants march on the castle, hoping to overthrow the ruling few - those who slay so many and pay so little (5 turnips per month is nothing to the modern peasant).

Marching through one of the massive craters left by a recent, unexplained meteor shower, the filthy masses are rejoiceful. Every village they passed through was 'liberated' by the people's revolution, or - if it didn't want to be liberated - burnt to the ground. Some in the castle would have to admire this Thresher's evil, sadistic streak. The peasants have become regimented, some even picking up ranks based on size and intelligence. These higher ranks lead the masses towards the precipice of the crater, where the castle is almost within reach. Their presence, however, has not gone unnoticed.

The castle's expert voyeur, the Chocolate Goddess (whom the peasants are committing heresy against by worshipping this John Thresher) spotted them before they had even joined. Her watching abilities were strong enough to see the seething rage, the very boiling hatred for authority which Thresher has. She knew it was happening - she has just left it up to lesser, mortal men to deal with it. This does not bother the man who is dealing with it one bit - it gives him a chance to practice his new swordsmanship skills he has leant from watching the furious Peech's scrotal attacks. Her finesse, her ultimate style and grace, has taught him how to deal and dispatch enemies. The peasants are completely unawares of their awaiting doom.

Thresher, though a monster of a man, leaves most of the thinking to others. He prefers to be in amongst the fray, fighting for his life and proving his worth to no-one but himself. Not unlike his predator, some would argue, although quietly as neither predator nor prey would take kindly to this comment. Currently, he has allowed a tactician to deal with the assault on the castle. A grave mistake, as the tactician has accidentally led them into a trap.

Just before they reach the edge of the crater, a ball of flame launches from the castle towards the crater. Many cower or try to run, but Thresher stands. He has judged well, as the fireball is falling short - or so he thinks. In reality, it is a perfect shot from monotonous; the ball of flame bursts upon the ground, setting fire to the ring of fuel surrouding the crater. Flames encapsualte the horde, who are now becoming more like a herd, scared by the fire. A figure steps out in front of the masses - not huge, by any means, but obviously used to combat and leadership; it's in his stance, his very being. Predator has met prey.

Tribes looks at Thresher. Thresher looks at Tribes. Then both men lunge - there is no need for words between these two. They lock swords mid-air, dual scimitars meeting a rusty, bloodstained yet gigantic and majestic bastard sword. They both recoil, land and roll, expecting the deathblow from their opponent. Standing, the charge and clash in a ball of arms, legs and metal. The first blood is drawn. Tribes comes away with a gash to the right forearm and face. Anger surges through him as the adrenaline rush kicks in and he charges, screaming in a roar that startles animals miles away. He rains blows upon Thresher, catching him in the chest with a glancing blow once and cutting deep into Thresher's thigh. Dark, arterial blood spurts from Thresher, who staggers before regaining composure. This is not over.

Both injured, albeit Tribes more superficially than Thresher, they pause.

"You're bleeding" states Thresher. He was never one for great speeches.

"You were dead the moment you rebelled" retorts Tribes, "I've been watching you. You every movement has been seen, your every thought read, your every action carefully measured. I know you. Had you been born somewhere else, you could have been great. As it is, you are too dangerous to live."

"No one threatens me" says the great Ox-like man "Especially a short arse like you!"

He lunges, blindly hacking at Tribes, who deftly flicks away each blow with the miminum of effort. This is taking too long - the fight needs to end, lest it inspire other prospective leaders. Parrying each blow, tribes quickly thrusts his left-hand sword into Thresher's general area. A sickening crack is heard, as bone meets the metal, and flesh is torn in Thresher's chest. His heart is removed and flicked up in front of his eyes. The fire in his eyes dies, and Thresher falls.

The front line of peasants charges, mad with fury at the loss of their leader. Many fall under Tribes' skillful lunges, thrusts and bloody slashes. Others fall under 'friendly fire' as their friends become crazed with fear and hack anything that moves. More run. With no opposition to face, Tribes steps through the flames, leaving the peasants trapped. Peech has a whole army of scrotums to harvest...

ooc: :confused: I am unable to TG you because I can't add your nation to my dossier and I have no idea how to do it otherwise... Anyone else on here know?

ooc: :confused: I am unable to TG you because I can't add your nation to my dossier and I have no idea how to do it otherwise... Anyone else on here know?

yup go to the world and then at the bottom of the screen type in the nation. Or go to their nation by going to their profile, accessed by clicking on their name in the forum, then go to their website the url is on the the right hand side.

@ Tribes

Reading epics again, are we?

*Pounces on him and inflicts the most torturous of licks on his neck*
That was very nice

I love it. Light's a squirrel on fire.....

oct can you take out the randy part that I put in my description, pisses me off. Much aprpreciated.
done

@ Tribes

Reading epics again, are we?

*Pounces on him and inflicts the most torturous of licks on his neck*
That was very nice
I think it's some sort of adverse reaction to my current clerk job. Don't worry, it'll stop on Monday (I'm back at College!)

Could you add me and my title as well? :confused:

Could you add me and my title as well? :confused:
done. had to shorten it a bit, but it was really cool. :)

done. had to shorten it a bit, but it was really cool. :)

TY! I know... I'm wordy... I get a lot of sh!t for that!!! ;)

*eats sandwich*

You know, for a group with sooooooooo many members, no-one is ever here! I'm off to the goddamn dungeon with my cheerleader slave girls...

...see, even that's empty because Vittos never comes here anymore!

*sulks in dungeon. with girls*

*eats sandwich*

You know, for a group with sooooooooo many members, no-one is ever here! I'm off to the goddamn dungeon with my cheerleader slave girls...

...see, even that's empty because Vittos never comes here anymore!

*sulks in dungeon. with girls*

I have a dungeon under all the other dungeons... You should have been in Reject #4 earlier today!! :)

*eats sandwich*

You know, for a group with sooooooooo many members, no-one is ever here! I'm off to the goddamn dungeon with my cheerleader slave girls...

...see, even that's empty because Vittos never comes here anymore!

*sulks in dungeon. with girls*

*waiting in the dungeon, strapped to the rack*
Well, finally. I was beginning to think I'd actually have to have fun by myself... not that I mind.

ah ....our leader has taken back hold of the reigns.....phew. I tried to hold it together til she returned!

*slays peasant*

*tips his hat to Peech*

Evening, my dear. I'll be back in a while. I'm just off to tend to CG....

*sprints off into dungeon*

*tips his hat to Peech*

Evening, my dear. I'll be back in a while. I'm just off to tend to CG....

*sprints off into dungeon*

*curtseys to Tribes*

be sure to leave bruises on her ....like i always do. ....and teeth marks!

*curtseys to Tribes*

be sure to leave bruises on her ....like i always do. ....and teeth marks!

Did I hear teeth marks? *moans*

*curtseys to Tribes*

be sure to leave bruises on her ....like i always do. ....and teeth marks!
*sticks head through door*

What? Oh, OK. Ooh, can I borrow your sabre? I blunted my scimitars on peasants earlier. ANd I also left you hundreds of peasants in a ring of fire, ready for you to de-scrotalise them. (EDIT: See top of page 3) On second thoughts, I'll borrow the sabre later... :p

Did I hear teeth marks? *moans*
I must be doing something right...

*sticks head through door*

What? Oh, OK. Ooh, can I borrow your sabre? I blunted my scimitars on peasants earlier. ANd I also left you hundreds of peasants in a ring of fire, ready for you to de-scrotalise them. On second thoughts, I'll borrow the sabre later... :p


I always keep a spare .....*hands Tribes her stainless steel, freshly sharpened deluxe model 4533 saber*


enjoy love....

Go right ahead my dear. If a man is going to quote a song to me... err... us, then he better be doing it right... and in tune.

*walks in with undead swing band*

*starts to croon*
They CAAAAAAALL Her LADY LUCK!
But Theeeeeeere is room for doubt!
At times she has a very unlady-like WAAAAAY of running out!

*walks in with undead swing band*

*starts to croon*
They CAAAAAAALL Her LADY LUCK!
But Theeeeeeere is room for doubt!
At times she has a very unlady-like WAAAAAY of running out!

*stops in mid- most enjoyable moan*
look who's talking about running out... *but then Tribes' blade goes down her back and all thought patterns are shattered*

I always keep a spare .....*hands Tribes her stainless steel, freshly sharpened deluxe model 4533 saber*


enjoy love....
*carves "Give Peech back her deluxe model 4533 saber when you are finished with it" in his arm*

I always forget, so I like to write it down somwher....

*passes out*

*wakes up*

For a minute there, I thought I'd lost 3 pints of blood. Oh wait. I've lost 4. Um. Am I dead?

*walks in with undead swing band*

*starts to croon*
They CAAAAAAALL Her LADY LUCK!
But Theeeeeeere is room for doubt!
At times she has a very unlady-like WAAAAAY of running out!


Ya damned well got THAT right!!!

*stops in mid- most enjoyable moan*
look who's talking about running out... *but then Tribes' blade goes down her back and all thought patterns are shattered*

OOC: lmao :p

BTW... I don't know which forum I was in... but I mentioned I have an arsenal of weapons that is nearly unlimited... Just ask!!!

When Master S. is done w/the peasants, I'll have to speak w/him about his wearing a pager...

Ya damned well got THAT right!!!
*to zombies, cigarette dangling out of mouth* All right, fellas take a break. Good one, that. Let's get back in 5.

*smacks Hype on the Hinney* What's up toots?

*to zombies, cigarette dangling out of mouth* All right, fellas take a break. Good one, that. Let's get back in 5.

*smacks Hype on the Hinney* What's up toots?

Did I give you PERMISSION to smack me on the hiney?! :eek: Or is it you're testing me...???

*carves "Give Peech back her deluxe model 4533 saber when you are finished with it" in his arm*

I always forget, so I like to write it down somwher....



*looks proud*

such a fine student grasshopper.......excellent carving skills

*looks proud*

such a fine student grasshopper.......excellent carving skills
*put a type A pos drip into arm*

I tried an emoticon, but I was shaking so much it came out all screwy. I need more practice.

*looks proud*

such a fine student grasshopper.......excellent carving skills

Training him well I see! ;)

I'm quite proud of you Peeches!!! :D

Did I give you PERMISSION to smack me on the hiney?! :eek: Or is it you're testing me...???


*looks shocked, cigarette falls out of mouth* Uh, I'm sorry? *licks lips suggestively*

*still tied to the rack*
Oh for the love of the Goddess... YOU *to a peasant*
turn the wheel... NOW!

*Runs something sharp up and down her inner thigh while watching Goddess on the wheel*

*still tied to the rack*
Oh for the love of the Goddess... YOU *to a peasant*
turn the wheel... NOW!

*hears Goddess's cry of frustration and runs down to dungeons, grins*

*picks up big stick and whacks peasant on head with spiky end*

*grips the wheel with a big grin*

*turns half turn and watches ropes tighten as Goddess strains*

How's it goin', Goddess?

*turns half turn and watches ropes tighten as Goddess strains*

How's it goin', Goddess?

*moans*
more

oh, god, my brain! :eek:

*moans*
more

*grins like a cheshire cat*

*creak, another half turn*

Peeches? I think she wants the whip.

*looks her over* But she does make a couple of nice points. ;)

*wakes up, sees someone else torturing CG and Peech's all alone*

For Goddesses sake, I pass out for five minutes...

OOC: BT internet just uninstalled itself on my PC - that is why I was so long

*grins like a cheshire cat*

*creak, another half turn*

Peeches? I think she wants the whip.

*looks her over* But she does make a couple of nice points. ;)

one more turn... then the whip

*wakes up, sees someone else torturing CG and Peech's all alone*

For Goddesses sake, I pass out for five minutes...

OOC: BT internet just uninstalled itself on my PC - that is why I was so long


*hands Suk Goddess's gold plated whip*

she likes this one when shes on the wheel.....trust me -i know.


no ones torturing me Tribes(unfortunately)....I'm just running sharp objects up and down my inner thigh while I watch Goddess on the wheel......come sit next to me.

one more turn... then the whip

*picks up handy bucket of water and dumps it on her face*

That's enough out of you, darling.

OOC: BT internet just uninstalled itself on my PC - that is why I was so long

Uh, how?

IC: *turns up*
Anyone for bacon? I just torched some! *displays tray of bacon*

*hands Suk Goddess's gold plated whip*

she likes this one when shes on the wheel.....trust me -i know.


no ones torturing me Tribes(unfortunately)....I'm just running sharp objects up and down my inner thigh while I watch Goddess on the wheel......come sit next to me.
*sits next to Peeches*

Helloooo...

Giggidy giggidy gi-gi-dy!

EDIT: Uh, how? I don't know - it just did the dial up thing, then said 'Hardware not recognised'. I looked at all the connections, then checked the software. It wasn't there...

*picks up handy bucket of water and dumps it on her face*

That's enough out of you, darling.

*nasty laugh escapes her throat*

*takes whip from peeches and takes a couple of practice swings*

*turns and grins and flicks peeches thigh*

*looks impressed* Not bad. *grins and tucks into wasteband*

*yanks viciously on wheel, one full turn*

*nasty laugh escapes her throat*
Still funny?

Still funny?

*her eyes are glazing and she moans*

*looks shocked, cigarette falls out of mouth* Uh, I'm sorry? *licks lips suggestively*

Suklaa! Did I give you permission to APOLOGIZE???!! You speak only when SPOKEN TO!!! :mad: And in such cases, I am to be addressed as MISTRESS!!!! GOT IT!? *iris's of my eyes turning alternately from black to red*

ooc. Well DAMN! My mother in law just showed up!!!! Ugh! Just when it was getting good... grrrrrrr.....

ic. Since I have to take my leave, Master S. is done w/the peasants... (all dead, mind you), HE can play with you Suklaa! *gives Master S. instructions not to kill you, but to do anything else he wants w/you... hears eee-vill laugh from Master S., who properly thanks his Mistress. He blindfolds you... No one sees the dungeon under all the other dungesons near the pits of hell w/the door leading to there for body disposal. It's a secret place. Those who see, die. (I've got to come up w/a shorter name for that!) Dungeon of dungeons... good enough for now... He ball gags you, and drags you away on a choke chain.* I will guarantee you there will be no pleasure in any form associated w/this punishment! I take my leave now, and leave you in Master S.'s capable hands (and other body parts)... muahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa! (while I'm gone... just imagine hell and torture like you've never experienced, coming from a 6'5" 375lb man of nothing but muscle and a love dang bigger than you can imagine... and of course there are the toys... which range from canes to fire to waxing to alligator nipple clamps to daggers to clubs to psychological torture... not to mention... BAD MUSIC as a backdrop!)

SUFFER Suklaa!!!! :D

*smug smile*
*wraps end of whip around her upper thigh tightly, stopping for an indulgent squeeze*

*looks over at audience and grins*

Suklaa! Did I give you permission to APOLOGIZE???!! You speak only when SPOKEN TO!!! :mad: And in such cases, I am to be addressed as MISTRESS!!!! GOT IT!? *iris's of my eyes turning alternately from black to red*

ooc. Well DAMN! My mother in law just showed up!!!! Ugh! Just when it was getting good... grrrrrrr.....

ic. Since I have to take my leave, Master S. is done w/the peasants... (all dead, mind you), HE can play with you Suklaa! *gives Master S. instructions not to kill you, but to do anything else he wants w/you... hears eee-vill laugh from Master S., who properly thanks his Mistress. He blindfolds you... No one sees the dungeon under all the other dungesons near the pits of hell w/the door leading to there for body disposal. It's a secret place. Those who see, die. (I've got to come up w/a shorter name for that!) Dungeon of dungeons... good enough for now... He ball gags you, and drags you away on a choke chain.* I will guarantee you there will be no pleasure in any form associated w/this punishment! I take my leave now, and leave you in Master S.'s capable hands (and other body parts)... muahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa! (while I'm gone... just imagine hell and torture like you've never experienced, coming from a 6'5" 375lb man of nothing but muscle and a love dang bigger than you can imagine... and of course there are the toys... which range from canes to fire to waxing to alligator nipple clamps to daggers to clubs to psychological torture... not to mention... BAD MUSIC as a backdrop!)
SUFFER Suklaa!!!! :D

Sounds like my kinda guy....hook me up Hype

Since I have to take my leave, Master S. is done w/the peasants... (all dead, mind you), HE can play with you Suklaa!

*sees Mr. S. and sends a little mind confusion his way so he just wants to run around playing with flowers. temporary of course*

*rips whip back viciously with one pull, cutting Goddess's thigh wide open*

*her eyes are glazing and she moans*

CG, perhaps someone can take over for Suklaa... It is quite required that he go w/Master S. right now... and I am quite sure you can find some willing volunteers to take his place... Peeches? Tribes? I'm sure one or both of you will be quite willing to take his place, am I right?

*sees Mr. S. and sends a little mind confusion his way so he just wants to run around playing with flowers. temporary of course*

Master S. is far too well trained for that... Just for that little attempt... expect worse...

CG, perhaps someone can take over for Suklaa... It is quite required that he go w/Master S. right now... and I am quite sure you can find some willing volunteers to take his place... Peeches? Tribes? I'm sure one or both of you will be quite willing to take his place, am I right?
*takes over*

*looks at whip that Suklaa was using*

No no, I've got my own...

*produces the most supreme flagellation tool*

Master S. is far too well trained for that... Just for that little attempt... expect worse...

*Watches Master S. shove a katana through Suklaa's knees one by one.*

*snickers*

*moaning*
have fun... suklaa

*she shifts her eyes to Tribes*
That looks frightfully painful... exquiste.

*groans*

Ah, bugger, I was just getting warmed up.
*falls onto Goddess and licks at her upper thigh, perhaps going a little wide of target*

*face is smeared with blood as he gets dragged away*

*moaning*
have fun... suklaa

*she shifts her eyes to Tribes*
That looks frightfully painful... exquiste.
I put metal spurs on some of the tails, like the cowboy boot things...

And see here - *points* - that's for a specific area; your feet... (because otherwise I'd be banned :eek: )

I put metal spurs on some of the tails, like the cowboy boot things...

And see here - *points* - that's for a specific area; your feet... (because otherwise I'd be banned :eek: )

*shiver of anticipation*
Don't be gentle

ooc sorry gotta go. won't be back on until much later. enjoy yourselves

*shiver of anticipation*
Don't be gentle
*mutters* Traitorous bitch.

*shiver of anticipation*
Don't be gentle
*powers it up*

That's right - there's electricity in there somewhere...

*whips*

*mutters* Traitorous bitch.

tsk tsk now that's not nice... i am many things but bitch isn't one of them

*mutters* Traitorous bitch.


Thats Peech's bitch to you...

*puts Suklaa on the autopsy table and prepares to teach him some manners*

Thank you Tribes...

Should Master S. fail to carry out his duties, (which is extremely rare), or accidentally kills you (not so rare), he knows that he will face the ultimate punishment from me: I will lock down his private library. Taking away all his quantum phyisics and string theory books, etc., is the ULTIMATE punishment for him. What can I say? One person's torture... He is extremely educated and when not performing duties (of course some being gratifying me!), he is usually reading. When he's an especially good man, I get him new theoretical books on all subjects. Aside from that, he is completely unaffected by physical pain of any sort.

*Takes leave, knowing Master S. cannot be defeated, tricked, in any way... He's a genius and feared throughout the land and always has been*

Should he for some reason not perform his duties, he knows he'll be punished, and I will do it myself when I get back, and personally supervise him DOING YOU!!!!!

OOC: Au revoir, mes amis.

Thats Peech's bitch to you...

*puts Suklaa on the autopsy table and prepares to teach him some manners*

OOC: double bugger. ;)

OOC: double bugger. ;)


youll like it......trust me

*lacking all company except the mysterious Master S, Tribes becomes desperate*

*has heated debate with Master S over the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle and its application in Membrane theory*

Peech loves brainy men who carry weapons...

*drools while listening to Tribes and Master S*

Thats Peech's bitch to you...

*puts Suklaa on the autopsy table and prepares to teach him some manners*

Hey hey hey!!! Master S. has Suklaa! But since this smacks of vivisection, tell ya what... I'll hold off on Master S., Peeches... Have fun w/Suklaa... Master S. will watch. I will leave Master S. in your care Peeches... *Instructs Master S. to follow Peeches instructions...* When you're done w/him, Master S. will do what I spoke to him about earlier... In The Dungeon of Dungeons Under All Dungeons.

Does that work for you Peeches?

INDEED my friend.....indeed

*takes Mater S's leash and leads him around in circles like a Shetland pony*

fun fun fun!

Peech loves brainy men who carry weapons...

*drools while listening to Tribes and Master S*
*realises he cannot win in a debate about Physics*

*switches to biochemistry and the ethical boundries of current genetic engineering techniques*

*realises he cannot win in a debate about Physics*

*switches to biochemistry and the ethical boundries of current genetic engineering techniques*


*fans self*

OOC: brainy guys are hot.....sigh

*realises he cannot win in a debate about Physics*

*switches to biochemistry and the ethical boundries of current genetic engineering techniques*

You can't win a debate about anything w/him... besides, he's got you ball gagged so that would be a little tough for you, don't you think???

You can't win a debate about anything w/him... besides, he's got you ball gagged so that would be a little tough for you, don't you think???
*makes sucking noises around ball gag*

*takes it off*

Shush! I will win...somehow *cough*bribery*cough*

*fans self*

OOC: brainy guys are hot.....sigh
*moves conversation towards Peech*

*gets distracted, mysteriously* :D

*makes sucking noises around ball gag*

*takes it off*

Shush! I will win...somehow *cough*bribery*cough*

Moron! It's locked around your head w/a leather face cage... You CAN'T take it off!!!

You can't win a debate about anything w/him... besides, he's got you ball gagged so that would be a little tough for you, don't you think???


i have a necklace made out of ball gags.....i should wear it more often

i have a necklace made out of ball gags.....i should wear it more often

Indeed... hope it's not the really big ones...!!! lmao!!!

*hands Tribes a Geometry text book and a book on Ancient Egyptian Genetic theories*

just read to me


now this is foreplay....

Indeed... hope it's not the really big ones...!!! lmao!!!


nothing wrong with big balls

*hands Tribes a Geometry text book and a book on Ancient Egyptian Genetic theories*

just read to me


now this is foreplay....
*reads*

*reads to different areas of body e.g. currently reading to left elbow*

*elbow starts to tingle and move in a slow rythmic motion*

thats the spot daddy.....

Got confused for a moment there... Suklaa is the one Master S. is in charge of... Since Tribes has you busy... Let Master S. deal w/Suklaa, aight?

My apologies Tribes... I confused you with Suklaa for a moment and didn't mean to gag you!!! :rolleyes:

My apologies Tribes... I confused you with Suklaa for a moment and didn't mean to gag you!!! :rolleyes:
'tis OK. I get confused with hyper-intelligent indestructible BDSM beings all the time :D

*elbow starts to tingle and move in a slow rythmic motion*

thats the spot daddy.....
;) *moves on to ther spots. The thigh, for example...*

Got confused for a moment there... Suklaa is the one Master S. is in charge of... Since Tribes has you busy... Let Master S. deal w/Suklaa, aight?

My apologies Tribes... I confused you with Suklaa for a moment and didn't mean to gag you!!! :rolleyes:


for gods sake dont gag him.....he needs his mouth to.......erm.....read to me..yes read.

whatever you do Tribes.....do NOT read to my knee caps.......thats one of the danger zones.

*hope Tribes is a dangerous fellow*

for gods sake dont gag him.....he needs his mouth to.......erm.....read to me..yes read.

Understood ;)

ooc. I gotta go hang with the mother in law now!

Have fun!!!! :D

Understood ;)

ooc. I gotta go hang with the mother in law now!

Have fun!!!! :D

oh just put her in the dungeon with the peasants and stay here with us!

whatever you do Tribes.....do NOT read to my knee caps.......thats one of the danger zones.

*hope Tribes is a dangerous fellow*
*is dangerous*

*manages to read to both kneecaps at the same time, a feat which many men cannot perform well*

While many quote the so-called 'law of biogenesis' (life cannot come from non-life), modern biochemistry, combined with genetics...

*is dangerous*

*manages to read to both kneecaps at the same time, a feat which many men cannot perform well*

While many quote the so-called 'law of biogenesis' (life cannot come from non-life), modern biochemistry, combined with genetics...


*almost passes out in Literary ecstasy*


My God....I'm going to get us a set of Encyclopedia Brittanicas!

*almost passes out in Literary ecstasy*


My God....I'm going to get us a set of Encyclopedia Brittanicas!
No Peech, I can't read any more! I need something else...maybe...


:eek: :eek: :fluffle: :D :D

No Peech, I can't read any more! I need something else...maybe...


:eek: :eek: :fluffle: :D :D


meet me in my chambers and I will "Read" to you now. Oral stimulation is the best dont you think?


stimulation of the mind of course is what I meant...

meet me in my chambers and I will "Read" to you now. Oral stimulation is the best dont you think?


stimulation of the mind of course is what I meant...
Well they do say that a man's brains are in his...

...head.

we should definitely put our...uh... heads ...together and ....erm...come ...up with some new "reading" material......

omg @ self

we should definitely put our...uh... heads ...together and ....erm...come ...up with some new "reading" material......

omg @ self
Yes. Yes we should. My 'reading' room is especially prepared for some of the more 'intense' novels. Indeed. :eek:

I'll be back soon...I have to go watch something dumb because all this head stimulation has made me sweaty....

'tis OK. I get confused with hyper-intelligent indestructible BDSM beings all the time :D


I'm a hyper intelligient bdsm being? I musta been out longer than I thought
*looks up at Mr. S* Obviously not long enough. *sighs*

What you don't know is what he's been up to...

...(neither do I, so that is worse I think)

What you don't know is what he's been up to...

...(neither do I, so that is worse I think)

Yeah, yeah. Hey, I think Peeches forgot to untie me before she left...*friendly grin*

what's the difference between this thread and the other thread?

Yeah, yeah. Hey, I think Peeches forgot to untie me before she left...*friendly grin*
*looks sad*

Aww, just when I was going too...

*stays*

EDIT: what's the difference between this thread and the other thread?
Buggered if I know.

because occid has been busy with work and ive been making the threads for her. now shes back and made a new thread with all the updates. so now we are on thread 4. when we reach 1300 posts on here...we will make thread #5

comprende?

because occid has been busy with work and ive been making the threads for her. now shes back and made a new thread with all the updates. so now we are on thread 4. when we reach 1300 posts on here...we will make thread #5

comprende?
I see now. :)

youll like it......trust me

I was hoping, btw. That was a moan of frustration, Peeches. ;)

*gets ripped off of table by Mr. S. kicking and screaming*

*is dragged away by one leg, leaving a trail of blood droppings behind*

hello? anyone? you can't depend on anyone these days to do a thorough job... *mutters to herself all the while unstrapping herself with her will*

Muahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Oh yeah? I laugh evily around here!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA!

And if that's not enough....

By Jingo! I say, old thing, steady the buffs, you seem a little squiffy! Old chap, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This place gets weirder by the minute... home!

*slays a crab that wandered over to the castle from Paradise Club*

morning castlemates....

*slays a crab that wandered over to the castle from Paradise Club*

morning castlemates....

Morning Peeches. Do you have something for... err... a hang-over that's not really a hang-over?

*stumbles up bruised and battered, arm hanging limply* Stupid Mr. S.

OOC: I came back last night and you were gone, Goddess, I was so sad!!! Peeches left me tied to the table and Mr. S. beat me up. But on the plus side, I do have a new, cool signature!

*stumbles up bruised and battered, arm hanging limply* Stupid Mr. S.

OOC: I came back last night and you were gone, Goddess, I was so sad!!! Peeches left me tied to the table and Mr. S. beat me up. But on the plus side, I do have a new, cool signature!

*stiffling giggle* i know... (ooc: lol i read)... hey I spent the whole night on the rack, naked, in the dungeon... ALONE. Sheesh, that can get to a girl's ego

*stiffling giggle* i know... (ooc: lol i read)... hey I spent the whole night on the rack, naked, in the dungeon... ALONE. Sheesh, that can get to a girl's ego

Well, I would have stayed with you if you had stopped...*lowers voice* that crazed hyper lady. *looks around cautiously* ;)

Morning Peeches. Do you have something for... err... a hang-over that's not really a hang-over?


*searches through home brew recipes......cure for strange fungus...no.....cure for genital warts.......no.....cure for sharpened saber syndrome.....nooo......here it its! *

this is my gram's recipe for hangovers....its made from bat droppings, orange juice and the sweat of a TV Evangelist....

oh and .....

*french kisses Suk and Goddess good morning.....ending Goddess's kiss with a soft,slow suckle of her bottom lip*

hmmm... I'll never have dinner with the president

Well, I would have stayed with you if you had stopped...*lowers voice* that crazed hyper lady. *looks around cautiously* ;)

Ah yes about that... Let me clue you in on a little secret: Peeches and I divided some of the "assets" in this place, and wouldn't you know it, you're mine. So if you're very nice, or naughty, I will stop her and her slave doing... whatever it is they do... or did LOL.

hmmm... I'll never have dinner with the president

Hey, I thought you choked to death on Gawdly's club!

*rubs lip to savor the feel of peech's kiss with a little smile* Thanks. One spot of relief in an island of pain.

*searches through home brew recipes......cure for strange fungus...no.....cure for genital warts.......no.....cure for sharpened saber syndrome.....nooo......here it its! *

this is my gram's recipe for hangovers....its made from bat droppings, orange juice and the sweat of a TV Evangelist....

oh and .....

*french kisses Suk and Goddess good morning.....ending Goddess's kiss with a soft,slow suckle of her bottom lip*

*knees buckling, shivers going down her spine*
Peeches, doll, nothing compares to you

Ah yes about that... Let me clue you in on a little secret: Peeches and I divided some of the "assets" in this place, and wouldn't you know it, you're mine. So if you're very nice, or naughty, I will stop her and her slave doing... whatever it is they do... or did LOL.

*glares at chocolate* Where were you on that one?

*glares at chocolate* Where were you on that one?

*seductively biting her lower lip, her eyes alight with desire*
She wanted to have some fun... I like to share... I didn't think she was going to do any permanent damage...
*she comes up close to you, lays her glowing handsjust above your skin. you feel a tingle spreading all over your body, healing, all the while resisting her sweet scent and the temptation of her hot breath on your neck*

I can never choke. Once I ate an entire microwave, it was classic.

*seductively biting her lower lip, her eyes alight with desire*
She wanted to have some fun... I like to share... I didn't think she was going to do any permanent damage...
*she comes up close to you, lays her glowing handsjust above your skin. you feel a tingle spreading all over your body, healing, all the while resisting her sweet scent and the temptation of her hot breath on your neck*

*feels the "tingling" sensation* I'm not one for self-control, you know. *runs hand up her inner thigh*

I can never choke. Once I ate an entire microwave, it was classic.


I'm not even sure how to respond to that. :confused:

I'm not even sure how to respond to that. :confused:
pah *slaps Suk upside the head*

pah *slaps Suk upside the head*

*glances at Goddess with a smirk*

*twitches finger and Dhomme feels sudden itch in his underoos*

*glances at Goddess with a smirk*

*twitches finger and Dhomme feels sudden itch in his underoos*

*twiches nose and Suklaa suddenly realises that they're on fire*

Not so subtle, but still funny.

*puts out fire and hands Suk a lolly*

*feels the "tingling" sensation* I'm not one for self-control, you know. *runs hand up her inner thigh*

*soft laughter*
This is very naughty *nibbles his right ear*, but how about some sport? to show off your prowess and... capabilities? How many peasants do you want?

*the air around her hand blurs and clears to reveal a rather wicked looking battleaxe*

*twiches nose and Suklaa suddenly realises that they're on fire*

Not so subtle, but still funny.

*puts out fire and hands Suk a lolly*

You're right, I've never seen a man spontaneously combust his own underoos before. ;)
*offers Goddess a lick [of his lollypop]*

*soft laughter*
This is very naughty *nibbles his right ear*, but how about some sport? to show off your prowess and... capabilities? How many peasants do you want?

*the air around her hand blurs and clears to reveal a rather wicked looking battleaxe*

An axe, eh? *eyes her new toy* Funny, you've never looked hotter.

Ten or twenty should do the trick *claps hands*

You're right, I've never seen a man spontaneously combust his own underoos before. ;)
*offers Goddess a lick [of his lollypop]*

*she accepts, enjoying a few long licks and rubbing against her lips*
Yes, the battleaxe. Along with the whip and daggers, they're a girl's best defenses. What shall we do with those peasants?

*she accepts, enjoying a few long licks and rubbing against her lips*
Yes, the battleaxe. Along with the whip and daggers, they're a girl's best defenses. What shall we do with those peasants?

*"accidentally" drops sucker onto her shirt*
Aw, shucks. *picks it up* That's gonna stain if we don't get it off of there.

*licks stain off, mindful of the axe*

Some basic mutilation for a warm up, I should think...

...then on to the chest and head cutting. *grins*

*"accidentally" drops sucker onto her shirt*
Aw, shucks. *picks it up* That's gonna stain if we don't get it off of there.

*licks stain off, mindful of the axe*

Some basic mutilation for a warm up, I should think...

...then on to the chest and head cutting. *grins*

ooc what shirt? *innocent look*

ic And we really should retrieve the scrotums for Peeches, she was soo nice to cure my headache afterall *looks around* Peeches?

ooc what shirt? *innocent look*

ic And we really should retrieve the scrotums for Peeches, she was soo nice to cure my headache afterall *looks around* Peeches?

*looks pained* I'll hold em down, then, you do the cutting. *winces*

*looks pained* I'll hold em down, then, you do the cutting. *winces*

I can do the collecting afterwards, just don't damage the goods *wink*

*holds out hands* The axe, then, I suppose. *tries a weak grin*

*voyeurs from his chair, too lazy to hide*

*voyeurs from his chair, too lazy to hide*


here..watch me do this:

*does something naughty*

here..watch me do this:

*does something naughty*
*Watches closely*

:D

:D



:eek:

*covers his naughty bits*

*Watches closely*

:D

:D



:eek:

*covers his naughty bits*

I can cover those for you......with.....something.

I can cover those for you......with.....something.
Errr..... define "something"

Please not razors, please not razors, please not razors....

*holds out hands* The axe, then, I suppose. *tries a weak grin*

LOL I don't mean for you to do it. I now how males are... squeamish about it. Flex your... hard... well-toned... delish...*licks her lips*... muscles. show me what you've got.
*she falls on a pile of pillows, her axe on her thights*

ooc sorry meeting... be back when I can

*takes axe from Goddess and gestures at first peasant in the line that silently appeared while no one was looking* Start running, peasant. You may yet survive. *chuckles*

*peasant starts running, gets about 20 yards out*
*Start swinging axe around and around*

*releases axe and sends flying in a beautiful arc*

ooc sorry meeting... be back when I can

:eek:
*weeps uncontrollably*

Errr..... define "something"

Please not razors, please not razors, please not razors....


something soft, smooth, silky, warm, .......*stops with the adjectives before she gets in trouble*

something soft, smooth, silky, warm, .......*stops with the adjectives before she gets in trouble*
A puppy?

*axe lands square in peasants back about fifty yards out and sends him sprawling. His screams are cut off as his face is planted in the dirt*

A puppy?
Oh, NO!!!! *bashes head into table to get rid of horrid images*

*axe lands square in peasants back about fifty yards out and sends him sprawling. His screams are cut off as his face is planted in the dirt*
*brushes off hands* Well, then. Who's next. *snaps fingers and next peasant runs out to retrieve the axe*

*falls down next to Goddess and pulls her on top of him*

*pets the cute ickle puppy*

*pets the cute ickle puppy*


yes....its a ...puppy.....*lies*

*gets up to pet Peeches puppy*

yes....its a ...puppy.....*lies*
*pets it anyway*

*rubs hands through it's curly hair*

*gives up on puppy that doesn't seem to respond to touch*

*goes to peasant waiting patiently with axe and takes the axe*

*cleaves peasant's head off, laughing as blood splashes on him*

*pushes him over and heads for next one, tightening grip*

*takes out both legs with one swipe, steps over screeching peasant*

*Bashes next one over and over until screams turn to air sucking through chest*

*brushes hair out of eyes and continues on until all of them lie moaning and bleeding on ground*

*drags corpses and still screaming peasants in front of Goddess, lining them up, splay-legged*
*lays down on pillows all bloody, breathing heavily*
I'm all dirty and sweaty. You wanna clean me up?
Then you can get to work on Peeches gift I suppose.

*pushes him over and heads for next one, tightening grip*

*takes out both legs with one swipe, steps over screeching peasant*

*Bashes next one over and over until screams turn to air sucking through chest*

*brushes hair out of eyes and continues on until all of them lie moaning and bleeding on ground*

*quivers with sheer delight at the carnage*
I am overwhelmed with... hotness... your prowess...
*gets up to collect the various scrotums, humming and cleaning them. she then pulls out needle and thread and makes a beautiful necklace of... pearls. yeah. pearls*

*drags corpses and still screaming peasants in front of Goddess, lining them up, splay-legged*
*lays down on pillows all bloody, breathing heavily*
I'm all dirty and sweaty. You wanna clean me up?
Then you can get to work on Peeches gift I suppose.

*after finishing Peech's necklace, she turns to Suk (ooc love that)*
Now, about that cleaning and sweat...

*after finishing Peech's necklace, she turns to Suk (ooc love that)*
Now, about that cleaning and sweat...
*grins with flecks of blood on his teeth* Oh, baby.

*grins with flecks of blood on his teeth* Oh, baby.

Injured in anyway? Should we play doctor? Or should we play nurse and I'll give you a sponge bath?

OOC: Bonus points to Goddess for excellent inuendo

she turns to Suk

OOC: Bonus points to Goddess for excellent inuendo

she turns to Suk

*she turns to smile at Peeches*
I have something for you too, wild thing.
*she throws her her latest creation: chocolate scrotum necklace.*

ooc I think Suk is... now do you say out to lunch or out for lunch? I always get those two confused.

*she turns to smile at Peeches*
I have something for you too, wild thing.
*she throws her her latest creation: chocolate scrotum necklace.*


*drools and fondles her new gift.......licks necklace and savors traces of the forbidden secret sauce*

what a happy Warrior Maiden youve made me...

*carves the initials CG on her left breast*

*drools and fondles her new gift.......licks necklace and savors traces of the forbidden secret sauce*

what a happy Warrior Maiden youve made me...

*carves the initials CG on her left breast*

*offers her right breat for carving*
Do the honors? How Peeches Forever?

*offers her right breat for carving*
Do the honors? How Peeches Forever?


*gently carves "Peech Forever" on Goddesses smooth, silken flesh....licking the droplets of blood as they drip slowly from her breast. Peech is careful not to inflict too much pain on Goddess....just enough to weaken her ever so slightly.....then kissing her deeply ....steps away in a trance like state of mind*

*gently carves "Peech Forever" on Goddesses smooth, silken flesh....licking the droplets of blood as they drip slowly from her breast. Peech is careful not to inflict too much pain on Goddess....just enough to weaken her ever so slightly.....then kissing her deeply ....steps away in a trance like state of mind*

*savouring the gentle pain of the carving, shivering at the playful tongue-play, she licks her own lips to retreive the last of Peeches, dazed, looking dreamily at the Warrior Maiden as she retreats*

That was just delish...

the male castlemates are gonna be sooooo disappointed they missed that exchange-lol

the male castlemates are gonna be sooooo disappointed they missed that exchange-lol

*mischievous grin*
Aren't they, though? They'll read and drool... LOL I just love it

*mischievous grin*
Aren't they, though? They'll read and drool... LOL I just love it

Not everyone missed it. *grins* I like to watch...


*is sporting a new pair of tight leather pants and suspenders*

Not everyone missed it. *grins* I like to watch...


*is sporting a new pair of tight leather pants and suspenders*

You never answered my question... before...
btw, were those as tight this morning, or is all that watching straining your... muscles?

You never answered my question... before...
btw, were those as tight this morning, or is all that watching straining your... muscles?

*looks down*

*stands proudly with hands on hips and legs spread, grinning*

*ponders* question, question...*searching the thread*

Injured in anyway? Should we play doctor? Or should we play nurse and I'll give you a sponge bath?

Injured...uh...*thinks quickly* Well, I've got a bone in my leg. Does that qualify me? *feigns pain* Nurse! Nurse!

Injured...uh...*thinks quickly* Well, I've got a bone in my leg. Does that qualify me? *feigns pain* Nurse! Nurse!

*wicked laugh*
A "bone" in your leg... how unfortunate for you. I guess I'll be doctor first *in a flash she is dressed in a tight fitting lab coat, with a stethoscope*. Then the nurse.

*wicked laugh*
A "bone" in your leg... how unfortunate for you. I guess I'll be doctor first *in a flash she is dressed in a tight fitting lab coat, with a stethoscope*. Then the nurse.

Can peeches be the fumbling, unsure assistant? *looks hopeful*

Can peeches be the fumbling, unsure assistant? *looks hopeful*

@ Peeches
How about playing nurse, my Warrior Maiden?
*wink* This patient is being very unreasonable.

*slips into white assless chaps and one of those paper nurses hats*

I'll strap him down to the table so he cant move.....last time we didnt and that guy ended up loosing a few too many pints of blood......

*looks out the window at secret hidden grave of patients who didnt make it*

*shivers in delight/fear* I think I'm feeling a little better...

Well Well... Suklaa's still alive.... How about that! :D

*slips into white assless chaps and one of those paper nurses hats*

I'll strap him down to the table so he cant move.....last time we didnt and that guy ended up loosing a few too many pints of blood......

*looks out the window at secret hidden grave of patients who didnt make it*

why don't we do that?
*pulls the leather straps taught. CRACK*

*shivers in delight/fear* I think I'm feeling a little better...

*one forceful hand on his shoulder*
I'm sorry my pretty, but we know what is best. you'll have to take the medicine...
*evil grin*

*looks up as Hyper walks in room, flinches at Goddess's whip crack*

No, no, I'm REALLY much better now. *real fear in eyes*

Can someone quickly update me on the current torture so I don't have to read all the posts.... Yeah... I'm effin' lazy and could scare off the antichrist today... ;)

*one forceful hand on his shoulder*
I'm sorry my pretty, but we know what is best. you'll have to take the medicine...
*evil grin*

*is almost comforted by her scent and kind words...before she grins*

*looks up as Hyper walks in room, flinches at Goddess's whip crack*

No, no, I'm REALLY much better now. *real fear in eyes*

I was told I was crazy before... a LOT... but I'm MUUUUUCH better now!

heheheheheheheheh!!!! :cool:

*is almost comforted by her scent and kind words...before she grins*

*sighs*
Haven't I explained the ownership part? *smoldering eyes* don't worry so much, you'll just hurt yourself more... *puts leather straps in her mouth, takes him by the shoulders and pushes him on a pile of pillows, dropping on his chest, straddling*
This is for your own good.

I was told I was crazy before... a LOT... but I'm MUUUUUCH better now!

heheheheheheheheh!!!! :cool:


*slightly turns to Hype and gives her a wicked grin*

*sighs*
Haven't I explained the ownership part? *smoldering eyes* don't worry so much, you'll just hurt yourself more... *puts leather straps in her mouth, takes him by the shoulders and pushes him on a pile of pillows, dropping on his chest, straddling*
This is for your own good.

*notes Goddess forgot an item of clothing this morning* ;)
*strains against straps, lifting her up*

*notes Goddess forgot an item of clothing this morning* ;)
*strains against straps, lifting her up*

ooc you remembered!!! *swoon*

*finds himself simultaneously attempting to escape and bucking Goddess up just a little closer*

*slightly turns to Hype and gives her a wicked grin*

I was recently going thru my toys, and found a great cat-o-nines...

Would Suklaa like to have his skin flayed off today???? :D *grins evilly enough to terrify the anti-christ... Beyond painful pms and on every pill she could find to kill cramps and headache (two kinds of pain not appreciated by the Mistress), and OH YES they are scripts! Says in a voice that shakes the floor, (or is it voices... doesn't sound human anyhoo):* Since I'm on these lovely drugs, I'm more likely to play w/abandon, be even more eee-vill, and use wicked toys today... even more than usual.... Master S. will be raping the men today if appropriate! (Meaning if someone gets song lyrics wrong, or I just happen to get pissed 'cause I have CRAMMMMPS!!!!) Anyone up for a drawing and quartering? :D The only problem with that, is that unless we get a necromancer (or do we have one), we can't bring the dead back... Well maybe we can... undead would be fine as well... My full name is VampyraXHype.... ;)

*looks at CG and laughs maniacally before this: :fluffle: :fluffle: *

*finds himself simultaneously attempting to escape and bucking Goddess up just a little closer*

*she moves up to his shoulders, puts her knees on his outstreatched arms*
Boy, you sure do wriggle... *eyes innocent*

Master S. will be raping the men today if appropriate!
YAY!

I was recently going thru my toys, and found a great cat-o-nines...


*looks at CG and laughs maniacally before this: :fluffle: :fluffle: *

I could cure that, but it would take all the fun out of it. :fluffle: back

The only problem with that, is that unless we get a necromancer (or do we have one), we can't bring the dead back... Well maybe we can... undead would be fine as well... My full name is VampyraXHype.... ;)

*looks at CG and laughs maniacally before this: :fluffle: :fluffle: *

*gasps* Vampire, huh? That's a relief. *points to title on first post* You're in MY domain, now, luscious! *grins*

*she moves up to his shoulders, puts her knees on his outstreatched arms*
Boy, you sure do wriggle... *eyes innocent*

*gets a good look at Goddess*

*starts gnashing teeth threateningly, laughs*

before I take this nurses outfit off.....do we have anymore patients today?

before I take this nurses outfit off.....do we have anymore patients today?
Wasn't LP just in for an outpatient treatment

Wasn't LP just in for an outpatient treatment
Oh yeah

*cough*

I seem to have something in my throat

ooc. phone call from a certain Pony you may know Peeches... brb... :p

Wasn't LP just in for an outpatient treatment


Yeah he was.......and I'm thinking of making a house call just to make sure he "recovers" ok.......I hope hes not quick to "recover"......some men "recover" in like 60 seconds. I enjoy lengthy treatment sessions.

*strains against straps to touch Goddess*

ooc. phone call from a certain Pony you may know Peeches... brb... :p


ooc: I know...he called me about 30 minutes ago....ask him does he like moonpies and see what he says. *giggles*


*goes back to being a medical unprofessional*

Yeah he was.......and I'm thinking of making a house call just to make sure he "recovers" ok.......I hope hes not quick to "recover"......some men "recover" in like 60 seconds. I enjoy lengthy treatment sessions.
I'm sick as a dog. Once I recover, I fall back again. I've had it all night yesterday

*strains against straps to touch Goddess*

*she laughs at Peeches remarks and arches her back, steadying herself with one hand behind her back. she looks down at Suk (just saying it makes me weak in the knees)*
Now what to do with you, I wonder? You are much too agitated to be let loose. I must find I way to relax you and ease your pain...

*she laughs at Peeches remarks and arches her back, steading herself with one hand. she looks down at Suk (just saying it makes me weak in the knees)*
Now what to do with you, I wonder? You are much to agitated to be let loose. I must find I way to relax you and ease your pain...

*whimpers* The bone in my leg is so sore. Perhaps if you massage it, it'll loosen up.

I'm sick as a dog. Once I recover, I fall back again. I've had it all night yesterday


sounds like I might have to spend quite a bit of time on your recovery.....*packs medical bag with various toys....I mean instruments*

*whimpers* The bone in my leg is so sore. Perhaps if you massage it, it'll loosen up.

*still on top, she slowly goes down and starts to massage his leg, gently at first, but increasing in firmness to release the pressure*

*still on top, she slowly goes down and starts to massage his leg, gently at first, but increasing in firmness to release the pressure*

*moans* That's feeling better. *enjoys the suddenly improved view*

Muuuuuuch better.

*still on top, she slowly goes down and starts to massage his leg, gently at first, but increasing in firmness to release the pressure*


whoa....i had to stop reading after the first 7 words and go splash cold water on myself

*moans* That's feeling better. *enjoys the suddenly improved view*

Muuuuuuch better.

*slow wink*
Of course you would. who woudn't?

whoa....i had to stop reading after the first 7 words and go splash cold water on myself

Tell me about it. I am praying that nobody comes into my office right now.

whoa....i had to stop reading after the first 7 words and go splash cold water on myself

I know, just her name sends me reeling. *almost gets too distracted, recovers*

Tell me about it. I am praying that nobody comes into my office right now.

*pictures Goddess in her office, hair all mussed, face flushed, shirt half-unbuttoned, breasts popping out, and one hand not to be found*

Tell me about it. I am praying that nobody comes into my office right now.
*shiver uncontrolably*

*pictures Goddess in her office, hair all mussed, face flushed, shirt half-unbuttoned, breasts popping out, and one hand not to be found*

*looks around her new digs*
are you spying on my?