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*pisses himself*


that made me laugh outloud^^^

Chocolate?

*sheds hair*


I am bald!

Good for you! Can I have the eyebrows?

Good for you! Can I have the eyebrows?

*takes his second pair of eyebrows nailed to his head, nails it to TCG's left ear and then shares his baldness with everyone*

RUB A DUB DUB

Feel my naked STUB.

*takes his second pair of eyebrows nailed to his head, nails it to TCG left ear and then shares his baldness with everyone*

RUB A DUB DUB

Feel my naked STUB.

*feels his stub all the while unnailing the eyebrows*
These will make a great gift for Tribes. What do you think Peeches?

*Looks up at the moon*

*Immedieately, the moon begins collecting dust at a rapid pace*

*within a moment, the moon's size starts increasing*

*After a while, the moon is nearly the size of earth, at a radius of 6200 kilometers*

*feels his stub all the while unnailing the eyebrows*
These will make a great gift for Tribes. What do you think Peeches?


*nods* The great Tribes would be pleased my chocolate delight.

(sorry for the delay....someone was shivering me timbers)

*Looks up at the moon*

*Immedieately, the moon begins collecting dust at a rapid pace*

*within a moment, the moon's size starts increasing*

*After a while, the moon is nearly the size of earth, at a radius of 6200 kilometers*


*puts on some Ray Bans*

what a bright night......Eugene must be hard at work*

is the bar still open?

*The moon begins to fall to earth due to increased size and weight, and even faster due to it's increased gravity*

*Concentrates on the center of the moon*

*the core of the moon heats up, igniting geological activity for the first time*

*Increases the speed of the moon, and it eventually settles into a new, faster and closer orbit around Earth, with orbital period of 11.8 days at a distance of 100,000 miles*

*puts on some Ray Bans*

what a bright night......Eugene must be hard at work*

is the bar still open?

If it's not open, we can always... manage. No lock is a match for me.

ooc I have a very early day tomorrow, so ciao everyone, see you tomorrow.

ooc I have a very early day tomorrow, so ciao everyone, see you tomorrow.
ooc agaaaaainn? :(

later :)

ooc i don't know you, but i like that laugh

ic: *she comes down to the main room, a pen and note book in her hands, looking around*

I'm the laughmeister! :)

I am bald!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :p

*eats a Biscuit Under My Power*

*she is sitting at the new bar, oblivious to the world and writing frantically in a journal, a lock of hair hiding the right side of her face.*

*eats his underwear*

*eats his underwear*

*she lifts her head, annoyed*
What is that?
*she turns around and sees Planners eating his underwear. she throws in a box she picked out of thin air*
If you're going to eat underwear, eat these chocolate ones.

*salivates, his eyes role back in his head*

Choco....chocoloco...choco.....chocolate underpants!

*does funny a dance*

Munches on chocolate undergarments.

*salivates, his eyes role back in his head*

Choco....chocoloco...choco.....chocolate underpants!

*does funny a dance*

Munches on chocolate undergarments.

*chuckles and turns back to her writing*
Their daggers were raking the silky skin of their thighs...

*enters with a 12 pack of Peach flavored underwear*

I hope everyone is still hungry....

*enters with a 12 pack of Peach flavored underwear*

I hope everyone is still hungry....

For you, always
*lifts her face with a naughty grin*

*enters with a 12 pack of Peach flavored underwear*

I hope everyone is still hungry....

OOOO.....GOODY...GOODY. Latches on to Peeches leg and starts licking.

For you, always
*lifts her face with a naughty grin*


*takes a pair of peEch flavored panties in her teeth and strolls up to Goddess.....drops them from her mouth to embrace in a long overdue fiery exchange of passion.How she missed the savory, sweet flavor of those lips....*

ok now I have a sweet tooth damnit.

OOOO.....GOODY...GOODY. Latches on to Peeches leg and starts licking.


*looks down at Planners and dangles a pair of them in the air*

sit....stay.......bark......good boy...

*rewards him with the treat*

*takes a pair of peEch flavored panties in her teeth and strolls up to Goddess.....drops them from her mouth to embrace in a long overdue fiery exchange of passion.How she missed the savory, sweet flavor of those lips....*

ok now I have a sweet tooth damnit.

*savouring the last of her saliva on her lips*
You and me both, Peeches. Ain't it lucky we met? *naughty laugh*
*she picks up he edible panties*
Are those for me?
*she proceeds to put them on*

*looks down at Planners and dangles a pair of them in the air*

sit....stay.......bark......good boy...

*rewards him with the treat*

Takes a pair in-between his teeth and then starts twirling in circles.

*turns up, putting the finishing touches on his 2500 word biology homework*

Barkeep?

*since no-one is about, he pulls a pint of methylated spirits and takes it to the fireplace, supping as he walks*

Damn my secret vagrant days. I jsut can't seem to kick the meths...

*she comes down the stairs, reading from her diary and chuckling. She notices Tribes near the fireplace and walks gracefully over to him, swaying her hips to show off her edible Peech Panties.*

*she comes down the stairs, reading from her diary and chuckling. She notices Tribes near the fireplace and walks gracefully over to him, swaying her hips to show off her edible Peech Panties.*
*slightly blind (the meths is kicking in) he sees a Goddess wandering over. Tidying up his biology notes (many of which happen to be about copulation, strangely) he tries to stand. And fails*

Evening, my dear. Why do I always seem to miss the fun bits?

*sucks Tribes thumb*

*slightly blind (the meths is kicking in) he sees a Goddess wandering over. Tidying up his biology notes (many of which happen to be about copulation, strangely) he tries to stand. And fails*

Evening, my dear. Why do I always seem to miss the fun bits?

*looks at him sweetly*
Why what ever do you mean?

*sucks Tribes thumb*
*looks at thumb*

Hmm. Something appears to have attached itself to me.

*looks at him sweetly*
Why what ever do you mean?
You're wearing edibe panties supplied by a lovely lady. That sounds like fun to me :)

*looks at thumb*

Hmm. Something appears to have attached itself to me.


You're wearing edibe panties supplied by a lovely lady. That sounds like fun to me :)

I gave my last pair of chocolate panties to Planners, she was kind enough to share hers. We like to share *naughty laugh*

I gave my last pair of chocolate panties to Planners, she was kind enough to share hers. We like to share *naughty laugh*
*imagines*

*goes blind*

I gave my last pair of chocolate panties to Planners, she was kind enough to share hers. We like to share *naughty laugh*


We certainly do.

Tribes should "Read" to us both at the same time.We need to be "educated".

We certainly do.

Tribes should "Read" to us both at the same time.We need to be "educated".

Yes. I heard you "read" very well...
*winks at Peeches*

We certainly do.

Tribes should "Read" to us both at the same time.We need to be "educated".
*borrows a monotonous quote*

*explodes*

*recovers, takes out the huge...biochemistry book under the sheets...that cover his bookcase*

Goddess! Look at the size of that........BOOK!

*drools*

Goddess! Look at the size of that........BOOK!

*drools*

*moans*
I see... That a lot of content to... absorb

*moans*
I see... That a lot of content to... absorb
*and I have so much...science for you to...absorb :p

*chews on Tribes hand*

I dont know if we can finish this all in one night. Its certainly a page turner. God I hope I get a paper cut. *moans*

*chews on Tribes hand*Hmm. He's a tenacious little feller, aint he.

*shakes hand, trying to remove Planners before he severs a tendon*

I dont know if we can finish this all in one night. Its certainly a page turner. God I hope I get a paper cut. *moans*
*resists urge to say another word for cut, possibly loaded with innuendo*

Here, let me tend to that. Papercuts can be nasty...*licks*

I dont know if we can finish this all in one night. Its certainly a page turner. God I hope I get a paper cut. *moans*


Isn't there a saying that goes: do or do not, there is no try? I say we do...

*having tasted the sweet sequelent taste of his moist hand, he turns his attention to chewing on the pages of his book.*

*having tasted the sweet suquelent taste of his moist hand, he turns his attention to chewing on the pages of his book.*
whoa there! That book is for Peech and CG only! And...possibly other people outside the forum...but no-one else!

whoa there! That book is for Peech and CG only! And...possibly other people outside the forum...but no-one else!


Planners...I will read you a bedtime story.

*slays other people outside the forum*
CG and I are territorial

*having tasted the sweet sequelent taste of his moist hand, he turns his attention to chewing on the pages of his book.*

Planners, heel!
*she ruffles his hair*
You can be such a good boy... What some chocolates? *offers 5 different colored boxes: red, gold, white, black and blue.*

Planners...I will read you a bedtime story.

*slays other people outside the forum*
CG and I are territorial
*looks at dead girl he was going to ask out on Monday*

Ah, crap.

Planners...I will read you a bedtime story.

*slays other people outside the forum*
CG and I are territorial

*grins to Peeches*
Aren't we though?

Planners...I will read you a bedtime story.

*slays other people outside the forum*
CG and I are territorial

Sits on peeches head, and playfully starts lighting small strands of her hair on fire.

hey all!

*looks all panicky today*

hey all!

*looks all panicky today*
*stands there, book out, scimitar in each hand, covered in dried blood from slaying armies*

What's to worry about?

*looks at dead girl he was going to ask out on Monday*

Ah, crap.

well she wasnt worthy of you. She only reads the "Cliff Notes" so I hear instead of the actual "novel".
*hopes that Cliff's Notes exist in England and not just the US or Tribes wont know what the hell I am talking about*


Planners-Sits on peeches head, and playfully starts lighting small strands of her hair on fire.

*doesnt worry cause her hair's so long it will take a while before it reaches her face*

You like it hot do you.....

*stands there, book out, scimitar in each hand, covered in dried blood from slaying armies*

What's to worry about?
One of my puppets' regions just got invaded this morning....

>.>
<.<
>.>
<.<

well she wasnt worthy of you. She only reads the "Cliff Notes" so I hear instead of the actual "novel".
*hopes that Cliff's Notes exist in England and not just the US or Tribes wont know what the hell I am talking about*




*doesnt worry cause her hair's so long it will take a while before it reaches her face*

You like it hot do you.....

*The abundant supply of fuel creates a nice little fire, he roasts some marshmellows* *nods* hot is good

hey all!

*looks all panicky today*

Hey Gene! Chocolate?

@ Tribes
Now where did all that blood come from? Did you paint another scene for me?
*eyes fluttering*

well she wasnt worthy of you. She only reads the "Cliff Notes" so I hear instead of the actual "novel".
*hopes that Cliff's Notes exist in England and not just the US or Tribes wont know what the hell I am talking about*
OOC: Depends - I have a book about Lord of the Flies that discusses what the writer is trying to convey in certain passages - is it like that? :confused:

IC: Yeah, well. It's hard to meet good looking science girls who don't have rugby player bfs in my neck of the woods (being the dark, overgrown neck, full of animals with sharp teeth)

One of my puppets' regions just got invaded this morning....

>.>
<.<
>.>
<.<


who was it Eugene?...Goddess and I will go handle it. *gets out new platinum coated saber and packs a bag full of scalpels and push pins*

lets go...

Hey Gene! Chocolate?
sure.

OOC: Depends - I have a book about Lord of the Flies that discusses what the writer is trying to convey in certain passages - is it like that? :confused:

IC: Yeah, well. It's hard to meet good looking science girls who don't have rugby player bfs in my neck of the woods (being the dark, overgrown neck, full of animals with sharp teeth)


OOC: Yes...its a little yellow book that summarizes the story.....a short cut if you will. (and you know you like women who take their time with your lengthy novel)

IC: I bet youre a fox in a box


*pours barrel of water on flaming head*

Oh Plannerrsssssss......come here lad.......

sure.

There you go Gene... Where's the battle again? *she grabs her battleaxe from the air*


OOC Tribes, poor dear... maybe you should be hunting a bit farther afield...

OOC: Yes...its a little yellow book that summarizes the story.....a short cut if you will. (and you know you like women who take their time with your lengthy novel)

IC: I bet youre a fox in a box


*pours barrel of water on flaming head*

Oh Plannerrsssssss......come here lad.......


Ahh Peeches... you now, the division of males... Planners seems to like very much... maybe you should take him...

Ahh Peeches... you now, the division of males... Planners seems to like very much... maybe you should take him...
Ah. Small problem there. It's half twelve and I have college at nine. So you'll have sliiiiightly less choice in this matter.

*looks ashamed*

*watches Guest House Paradiso*

*looks ashamed*

OOC: Yes...its a little yellow book that summarizes the story.....a short cut if you will. (and you know you like women who take their time with your lengthy novel)

IC: I bet youre a fox in a box


*pours barrel of water on flaming head*

Oh Plannerrsssssss......come here lad.......

*upset he sticks his marshmellows in her hair and then jumps into her arms*

Ahh Peeches... you now, the division of males... Planners seems to like very much... maybe you should take him...


I dunno....he just set fire to my hair. Either hes in love with me, or he's plotting my death. Lets just share them all lover.

Ah. Small problem there. It's half twelve and I have college at nine. So you'll have sliiiiightly less choice in this matter.

*looks ashamed*

*watches Guest House Paradiso*

*looks ashamed*


*playfully pouts*
You're such a spoilsport...

*swallows the chocolate whole*

can someone help me? a puppet of mine's region just got invaded.

*swallows the chocolate whole*

can someone help me? a puppet of mine's region just got invaded.


tell me what that means and I'll go beat the crap out of them.

I dunno....he just set fire to my hair. Either hes in love with me, or he's plotting my death. Lets just share them all lover.

With you, I share everything. *lifts the mass of curls to lick the back of her neck, while picking out the marshmallow pieces*

*upset he sticks his marshmellows in her hair and then jumps into her arms*


Like I havent had enough white sticky stuff in my hair already.
Now youre gonna have to steal some more shampoo for me.

With you, I share everything. *lifts the mass of curls to lick the back of her neck, while picking out the marshmallow pieces*


*shivers with delight*

You know.....I think he hid some marshmallows somewhere else.......*looks innocent*

tell me what that means and I'll go beat the crap out of them.
the region is minnesota. a bunch of drunks took over basically.

*shivers with delight*

You know.....I think he hid some marshmallows somewhere else.......*looks innocent*

Mmmm, he seems to like hairy places doesn't he?
*she starts inspecting and licking the marshmallow pieces. when there isn't any, she just sticks back a piece she took from her hair and licks and eats*

Licks Peeches and CG, yum, yum sugary goodness,

We are all going to get cavities if this keeps up.

Oh well.....

*continues to have a sweet tooth*

*enters scene*

*leaves*

We are all going to get cavities if this keeps up.

Oh well.....

*continues to have a sweet tooth*

ooc sent you mail yesterday btw - hotmail

ooc sent you mail yesterday btw - hotmail



OOC: sweet lord! Did you? *sprints to hotmail account*

Ive only had that email addy for like 4 days.....I forgot to check it! Only got it so I could get on MSN....which btw likes to kick me off or anyone who is trying to chat with me. So I'm yahoo-ing it mostly. But now I have chocolate mail! :eek: :fluffle:


*slays something*

hey you guys go take PM's personality test......its frightenly accurate.

big D is a minute man? :eek:

who's big d?

Greetings all! :D

ooc: Peeches... can you call??? :confused:

OMG that test is funny
The Poolboy or the Playboy?


The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDf)

Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.

Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.

Your exact opposite:
The Battleaxe

Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy and The Playboy.


BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger

Hey CG! :) Guess I have to find the test!

big D is DHomme
Eugene , you never told us how to help with your invasion.

Hype- im calling you in 10 minutes.....be ready.

big D is DHomme
Eugene , you never told us how to help with your invasion.

Hype- im calling you in 10 minutes.....be ready.

aight! I'm actually awake... :p

big D is DHomme
Eugene , you never told us how to help with your invasion.

Hype- im calling you in 10 minutes.....be ready.
whoops. who here has a puppet in the UN? mine is denver city. simple. just move that un nation into minnesota, and reelect Bedotopia as the minnesota delegate. could this work?

Never anyone around when you want to play...

*poof*

*appears in a puff of smoke, shakes his money-maker*

Anyone order a studmuffin?

*looks around, scratches himself*

*poof*

*appears in a puff of smoke, shakes his money-maker*

Anyone order a studmuffin?

*looks around, scratches himself*
*slips money into Gawdly's underwear*

Keep shaking

LOL
Ask and you shall receive...
I'm ravenous this morning. Definitely need a studmuffin.

LOL
Ask and you shall receive...
I'm ravenous this morning. Definitely need a studmuffin.

*checks himself over* One studmuffin, made to order.

*winks*

Keep in mind, THIS studmuffin is made of bran...I'll go right through you!

*makes gassy nosies*

*fears he may not be a studmuffin* :(

*claps her hands in excitement*
High fiber or...
@Suklaa
what kind are you again?

*fears he may not be a studmuffin* :(

Guess the muffin I have in my hand?
*wicked laugh*

Guess the muffin I have in my hand?
*wicked laugh*
it's not me?

*claps her hands in excitement*
High fiber or...
@Suklaa
what kind are you again?

What else for my Chocolate Goddess? Chocolate chip, of course.

What else for my Chocolate Goddess? Chocolate chip, of course.

Well, double chocolate would have been better, but that's close enough.Not what I'm eating right now, but... *grin*

Well, double chocolate would have been better, but that's close enough.Not what I'm eating right now, but... *grin*

Mornin' by the way. I see you made it back *flicks tongue at her*

Mornin' by the way. I see you made it back *flicks tongue at her*

What was that? You'll need to get closer if you want a lick... of my unidentified muffin.

*walks away dejectedly*

*walks away dejectedly*

*blows a kiss at TPE*

What was that? You'll need to get closer if you want a lick... of my unidentified muffin.

Your muffin is lookin a little beat up and battered today. Did you dip it in something?

*walks away dejectedly*
*puts an arm around TPE's shoulder*

Cheer up mate. There's plenty of fish in the sea

*blows a kiss at TPE*
*turns around*

thanks. :)

*starts walking away again*

*puts an arm around TPE's shoulder*

Cheer up mate. There's plenty of fish in the sea
Of course. Just gotta wait patiently.

OOC: I seem to have a hard time doing that in real life ;) :D :(

Of course. Just gotta wait patiently.

OOC: I seem to have a hard time doing that in real life ;) :D :(

OOC: don't we all, Gene?... I feel your pain

Your muffin is lookin a little beat up and battered today. Did you dip it in something?

Yeah, some juice. You shouldn't play with your food... but I did.

Yeah, some juice. You shouldn't play with your food... but I did.

Mmm, muffin...

Of course. Just gotta wait patiently.

OOC: I seem to have a hard time doing that in real life ;) :D :(
Yes..... Wait..... oooooooor.......

*tickles TPE on the back of his head*

OOC: don't wait, that's the worst thing you can do

OOC: don't we all, Gene?... I feel your pain
ooc: thanks :)

Yes..... Wait..... oooooooor.......

*tickles TPE on the back of his head*

OOC: don't wait, that's the worst thing you can do

LP is right. Why do you think I had the whip on the Dating thread when I was talking to you? No more wallflowers! Of course, there was that kiss at PC... that wasn't bad Gene. But you've reverted to your former self. *whip cracks*
Tsk tsk after all my efforts...

Yes..... Wait..... oooooooor.......

*tickles TPE on the back of his head*

OOC: don't wait, that's the worst thing you can do
whee hehehehehehe! that tickles! :D

OOC: NOW you tell me. :p :D j/k

whee hehehehehehe! that tickles! :D

OOC: NOW you tell me. :p :D j/k
*leans in*

Want me to stop?

OOC: Isn't it common sense? :confused: :p

*hands TPE a pitchfork* Let me show you the way to Goddess's heart. *grins* PEASANTS!!!
*10 peasants apear*

*holds pitchfork out* Two of you, let's go!

SPLAT! SPLAT! *screams*

*leans in*

Want me to stop?

OOC: Isn't it common sense? :confused: :p
yes please.

OOC: i didn't know that (basically) until you told me. ;)

yes please.

OOC: i didn't know that (basically) until you told me. ;)
*noses touch*

So what DO you want to do then?



OOC: :eek: Ah grasshopper, learn much you must still

*hands TPE a pitchfork* Let me show you the way to Goddess's heart. *grins* PEASANTS!!!
*10 peasants apear*

*holds pitchfork out* Two of you, let's go!

SPLAT! SPLAT! *screams*
naw. this is better.

*pulls out chronoscepter*

<BOOM!>

*all 8 remaining peasants vaporised* :D

*looking at dead peasants and a rather close connection between LP and TPE that is arousing her, and Suklaa, ready to lick her muffin*

Gentlemen... all this for me? Where's Peeches when you need her?

Where's Peeches when you need her?

That was my next question. *pushes over peasants and comes over to Goddess's waiting arms*

That was my next question. *pushes over peasants and comes over to Goddess's waiting arms*

*A long, hard, sensuous kiss then she bites his chin, for fun*

*looking at dead peasants and a rather close connection between LP and TPE that is arousing her, and Suklaa, ready to lick her muffin*

Gentlemen... all this for me? Where's Peeches when you need her?
You're not the only one benefitting

*closes eyes and slips other arm around TPE's waist*

*looking at dead peasants and a rather close connection between LP and TPE that is arousing her, and Suklaa, ready to lick her muffin*

Gentlemen... all this for me? Where's Peeches when you need her?


Why right here lover......

*walks in wearing assless chaps and two eye patches as pasties*

Why right here lover......

*walks in wearing assless chaps and two eye patches as pasties*

*wicked laugh*
The only woman for me!
Nice chaps!
*slaps her bottom quite firmly*

*copies the Goddess on Gene*

The only woman for me.......o_O

*slaps lp on the side of his head*

I"m STRAIGHT you silly! :p

*teleports 10 feet away*

*wicked laugh*
The only woman for me!
Nice chaps!
*slaps her bottom quite firmly*

*stands between Goddess and Peeches, soaking up the woman aura* I could die so happy right now.

*drools at all the slapping thats taking place*

Home sweet home....

*stands between Goddess and Peeches, soaking up the woman aura* I could die so happy right now.

Why Peeches, I think one of my worshippers wants to play with you... I mean pray with you

*slaps lp on the side of his head*

I"m STRAIGHT you silly! :p

*teleports 10 feet away*
:(


You damn tease!
*waves fist at TPE*

*looks at fist*

*inserts it into a peasant*
How many fingers am I holding up?

*drools at all the slapping thats taking place*

Home sweet home....
*is offended*

Why Peeches, I think one of my worshippers wants to play with you... I mean pray with you


Then he'd better get on his knees and begin worshipping services.

*sprinkles Suklaa with unholy water*

Why Peeches, I think one of my worshippers wants to play with you... I mean pray with you

What? No! I'm dedicated to you Goddess... *looks Peeches up and down, stopping at the pasties*

:(


You damn tease!
*waves fist at TPE*

*looks at fist*

*inserts it into a peasant*
How many fingers am I holding up?

LOL
That was so naughty and disturbing...
Do it again!

*is offended*


why oh why Genie?

No.

*Walks up to TCG, and flat out punches her in the nose, making it bloody*

*walks back to 10 feet away*

What? No! I'm dedicated to you Goddess... *looks Peeches up and down, stopping at the pasties*

That's all right, Peeches and I share our toys... and our edible underwear *winks at Peeches*, and lotions, and weapons... *drools*

*gets down on knees and holds out hands* Could I have some peech muffins?
*licks lips*

why oh why Genie?
I"m sorry. I just am right now.

*Walks up to TCG, and flat out punches her in the nose, making it bloody*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

No.

*Walks up to TCG, and flat out punches her in the nose, making it bloody*

*walks back to 10 feet away*

*eyes tear up as blood gushes from her nose*
What was that for?

What? No! I'm dedicated to you Goddess... *looks Peeches up and down, stopping at the pasties*


you can look but no touching....only LP can remove these eyepatches since hes the one who put them on me.

He's so creative.....*sigh*

*kisses TCG on her nose*
Your wish....



*waves fist at Gene again*

*notices the peasant still on his hand franticly screaming "Three! Three!" *

ooc I am momentarily reminded of a CSI show where this guy just sprayed his nose blood every where in his apartment... *shudders*

*eyes tear up as blood gushes from her nose*
What was that for?
*fixes her nose with a wave of his hand (like a jedi)* (ooc: i'm the kind of guy that takes full responsibility for doing bad things. ;) )

I'm sorry, I get like this when females choose other guys over me, or when it seems like it. (ooc: really, i just get depressed. ;) )

*glares at TPE while putting ice on Goddess's nose*

See here....we only do that during play time.....

*crawls over to lick blood up that's running down Goddess's body*

*starts just below her belly button*
*slowly works his tongue up to her mouth*

*crawls over to lick blood up that's running down Goddess's body*

*starts just below her belly button*
This part is really sick :p

*shakes the peasant off*
Wrong! It was zero
*slays her*

*fixes her nose with a wave of his hand (like a jedi)* (ooc: i'm the kind of guy that takes full responsibility for doing bad things. ;) )

I'm sorry, I get like this when females choose other guys over me, or when it seems like it. (ooc: really, i just get depressed. ;) )

But we want you to play TPE, but you just fade in the background...

OOC please don't fix my nose, I like the attention.

*:headbang:'s*

I see. Well, I'll refrain from punching.

Fade into the background?

OOC: alrighty then.

*:headbang:'s*

I see. Well, I'll refrain from punching.

Fade into the background?

OOC: alrighty then.

Yes, in this place you have to be assertive, kinky, voyeur, violent (I think you get that one right)...

Yes, in this place you have to be assertive, kinky, voyeur, violent (I think you get that one right)...

And Goddess is SUCH a good teacher.

I see...

*:headbang:'s*

I see. Well, I'll refrain from punching.

Fade into the background?

OOC: alrighty then.


*grabs TPE from the background and french kisses him with ice in her mouth*

funny how quickly that melts when you do stuff like *that* ay? ;)

And Goddess is SUCH a good teacher.

I really hope that was not sarcasm...

*grabs TPE from the background and french kisses him with ice in her mouth*

funny how quickly that melts when you do stuff like *that* ay? ;)
*Libedo starts acting up*

I... see.....

*Swallows the water*

Yum.... ;)

I really hope that was not sarcasm...

*blinks* Have I not been learning? *grabs a peasant girl by the hair, yanks her over and slits her throat with a pocket knife*
*rubs her blood down his chest

I really hope that was not sarcasm...
*cheers*

Pu-nish! Pu-nish!

*grabs TPE from the background and french kisses him with ice in her mouth*

funny how quickly that melts when you do stuff like *that* ay? ;)

That was so hot...*drools*

I need a bucket of ice to seat on right now...

*blinks* Have I not been learning? *grabs a peasant girl by the hair, yanks her over and slits her throat with a pocket knife*
*rubs her blood down his chest

... maybe... you are rough around the edges... just the way I like them. How is your skin btw? are the burns from the dancing inferno last week fading ?

That was so hot...*drools*

I need a bucket of ice to seat on right now...

*Shows her the bag of ice he has shoved in his pants for just such an occasion* Have a seat! :D

... maybe... you are rough around the edges... just the way I like them. How is your skin btw? are the burns from the dancing inferno last week fading ?

*glowers at the comment* I'm getting over them. *scratches at dead skin*

*Shows her the bag of ice he has shoved in his pants for just such an occasion* Have a seat! :D

*climbs into his pants*

Oooooo roomy.

*Shows her the bag of ice he has shoved in his pants for just such an occasion* Have a seat! :D
*pokes*

That was pretty stupid. Did you feel that at all?

*checks watch*

Well, I must be off.

Later all!

*teleports out*

*leaves a :fluffle: behind for all the females of the NS reject royalty*

That was so hot...*drools*

I need a bucket of ice to seat on right now...


I have no idea *lies* why I'm having such erotic images such as that right now.

*pokes*

That was pretty stupid. Did you feel that at all?

Nope, but I'm sure Goddess's hot muffin will melt it in no time. *plucks planners out by the scruff of the neck* Thanks for that. :p

I have no idea *lies* why I'm having such erotic images such as that right now.

Something about Goddess bending over in a short skirt, perhaps, cause that's what I'm thinking... :eek:

Keep it out of trouble Gene

;)

Nope, but I'm sure Goddess's hot muffin will melt it in no time. *plucks planners out by the scruff of the neck* Thanks for that. :p

Any time....

Crawls into a corner to play with himself.

I pull of of my most sensual moves on TPE and he leaves......wtf.....am I losing my touch?

I pull of of my most sensual moves on TPE and he leaves......wtf.....am I losing my touch?

I don't know, try it on me... :D

I don't know, try it on me... :D
*slaps Suklaa's butt and pulls himself close*

*slaps Suklaa's butt and pulls himself close*

I already told you, no thanks, buddy. *goes back to admiring his Goddess*

*strides up to SUK in a smoking coat, a large moustache and his pipe*

Hello there, is that ice in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

*bubble.....bubble*

*strides up to SUK in a smoking coat, a large moustache and his pipe*

Hello there, is that ice in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

*bubble.....bubble*

Yes, and no, but I appreciate the interest. *pushes him aside* you're blocking my view.

I already told you, no thanks, buddy. *goes back to admiring his Goddess*


dudes....I dunno why y'all keep turning LP away......he's got skillz like you wouldnt believe. *shivers*

Yes, and no, but I appreciate the interest. *pushes him aside* you're blocking my view.

*climbs back into SUK's pants*

Oooooo these ice cubes are soooooo frosty....starts rubbing them on SUk's back.

Yes, and no, but I appreciate the interest. *pushes him aside* you're blocking my view.

ooc sorry got called into a meeting... if somebody says I look flushed one more time I'll scream...

*ice melts and water drips along her legs*

Now that was refreshing...

dudes....I dunno why y'all keep turning LP away......he's got skillz like you wouldnt believe. *shivers*

Come on LP, Peeches and I will take care of you.

*climbs back into SUK's pants*

Oooooo these ice cubes are soooooo frosty....starts rubbing them on SUk's back.

*plucks Planners back out and puts a big lock on his fly*

*saves the key for goddess*

This thread needs homosexuals *nod*

This thread needs homosexuals *nod*

Looks like you and planners could hit things off. :p

Looks like you and planners could hit things off. :p
He smokes..... ick

:p

This thread needs more big black cock.

*plucks Planners back out and puts a big lock on his fly*

*saves the key for goddess*

*takes the key with a naughty grin and puts it in her mouth*
Thanks lover. Now you'll to come and get it yourself when you need it

He smokes..... ick

:p

*sticks his bubble pipe in an orafice*

Put that in your pipe and smoke it......

This thread needs more big black cock.
http://www.briantimms.com/pubsigns/pubsignsimages/pub%20signs%20ready/blackcockbroughtoncumbria.gif

*takes the key with a naughty grin and puts it in her mouth*
Thanks lover. Now you'll to come and get it yourself when you need it

Nah, all I need is some good friction. :p

This thread needs homosexuals *nod*


I know....right now its just goddess and me and our bisexual tendencies.....you fellas need to step up to the plate

I know....right now its just goddess and me and our bisexual tendencies.....you fellas need to step up to the plate

*shrugs* I can't switch hit. Just not in the cards. *goes to take a couple practice swings* AHHH!

SUK's been rejecting me :( .

*gives him a big lick along the spine*

I know....right now its just goddess and me and our bisexual tendencies.....you fellas need to step up to the plate
Not me.

*lazes at the table with Peech and Goddess*

I know....right now its just goddess and me and our bisexual tendencies.....you fellas need to step up to the plate

It's because we're mesmerizing Peech. We're every straight guy's fantasy come through. And you're this straight girl's fantasy so...

Not me.

*lazes at the table with Peech and Goddess*


lets get drunk and play strip poker

lets get drunk and play strip poker

i'm in... wait, I only have edible peech panties on!

lets get drunk and play strip poker

*looks down*

Whoops, I already lost!

It's because we're mesmerizing Peech. We're every straight guy's fantasy come through. And you're this straight girl's fantasy so...
Not quite true...Goddess=fantasy girl, Goddess+Peeches=dreams come true... :D :D :D :eek:

lets get drunk and play strip poker
That would be a quick game.... I can only lose one hand :eek:

That would be a quick game.... I can only lose one hand :eek:

Quick hands are always good

Quick hands are always good
I would have been a magician if I only didn't have these small hands ;)

It's because we're mesmerizing Peech. We're every straight guy's fantasy come through. And you're this straight girl's fantasy so...


well they can be straight all the time if they like.....I will indulge in my chocolate pleasures.


"Life is like a box of chocolates........and I wanna taste life.

thats half Forrest Gump half Peechisms

well they can be straight all the time if they like.....I will indulge in my chocolate pleasures.


"Life is like a box of chocolates........and I wanna taste life.

thats half Forrest Gump half Peechisms

*Takes a peasant shoves its head in Peeches mouth*

Taste its ALIVE!

I would have been a magician if I only didn't have these small hands ;)


*would like to see your magic wand*


someone had to say it

http://www.briantimms.com/pubsigns/pubsignsimages/pub%20signs%20ready/blackcockbroughtoncumbria.gif
http://www.ukblackout.com/sexy-black-men/tiger-tyson.jpg

I would have been a magician if I only didn't have these small hands ;)

small hands... *drools*
You can show us a few tricks, if you like... *evil grin*

*Takes a peasant shoves its head in Peeches mouth*

Taste its ALIVE!


*chews on peasant*

Hes not as tasty as you guys.

*spits peasant out on the ground*

http://www.ukblackout.com/sexy-black-men/tiger-tyson.jpg


Ooohhhhh... hello there.

*Goddess= short attention span*

*chews on peasant*

Hes not as tasty as you guys.

*spits peasant out on the ground*

*eats peasant*

Tastes like ketchup.

*makes a pearl necklace for Peech with his magic wand*

*makes a pearl necklace for Peech with his magic wand*

*eats pearl necklace*

Tastes like broken enamel.

*makes a pearl necklace for Peech with his magic wand*


He certainly knows the way to a womans heart.......erm.....jewelry...yeah thats it. *loves symbolism*

*eats pearl necklace*




kinky. .......thats the spirit!

He certainly knows the way to a womans heart.......erm.....jewelry...yeah thats it. *loves symbolism*
I'm a generous person ;) :p

I'm a generous person ;) :p


*nods*

*takes advantage of LP's generosity*

*sighs*
I seem to have lost my worshipper...

*sighs*
I seem to have lost my worshipper...

I'm right here, Goddess, I'm just worshipping from afar. Not really seeing an entrance.

*sighs*
I seem to have lost my worshipper...

kneels down in front of Goddess, waving an overly large fan.

Worship........Worship.........

*sighs*
I seem to have lost my worshipper...


I wonder where he went?


*looks in her peech flavored panties*

Nope,,,,no one but LP down here.

*nods*

*takes advantage of LP's generosity*
*takes advantage of peech taking advantage*


*....and all is unwell in the Kazoo*

kneels down in front of Goddess, waving an overly large fan.

Worship........Worship.........

*takes his little face in her hands and licks the let side of it*
*drops on her tassled pillow pile and enjoys the fanning*
You'll do nicely *evil grin*

*takes advantage of peech taking advantage*


*....and all is unwell in the Kazoo*

*crawls out of a Kazoo*

Hello there, I think I made a wrong turn.


*evil laugh*

*Eats chocolate panties*

*crawls out of a Kazoo*

Hello there, I think I made a wrong turn.


*evil laugh*

*Eats chocolate panties*

*a box full of choc panties appears nearby*
I think I'm going to need more.

I'm right here, Goddess, I'm just worshipping from afar. Not really seeing an entrance.

Entrance? is that what you call it? Never thought it was that big, really

*a box full of choc panties appears nearby*
I think I'm going to need more.

*rubs painfully at zipper lock*

*rubs painfully at zipper lock*

*she opens her mouth, the small key is on her tongue. then she closes it and smiles sweetly*

Entrance? is that what you call it? Never thought it was that big, really

*looks slightly relieved* Didn't really intend that to go that way, but I was afraid someone else was gonna pick it up. (Like LP or Planners)

*she opens her mouth, the small key is on her tongue. then she closes it and smiles sweetly*

*shakes head* You are depraved in so many ways. *grins*

*walks in carrying a case of peAch and chocolate flavored panties *


I figured we might need these Goddess......they seem to be a big hit

*puts a pair of each on*

*looks slightly relieved* Didn't really intend that to go that way, but I was afraid someone else was gonna pick it up. (Like LP or Planners)

Yeah. right. sure you didn't.

It just took me longer because I was busy "elsewhere"...

*walks in carrying a case of peAch and chocolate flavored panties *


I figured we might need these Goddess......they seem to be a big hit

*puts a pair of each on*


Throw me one, Peeches my lass. I think Planners is just about... *moans* yeah, he's done.

Throw me one, Peeches my lass. I think Planners is just about... *moans* yeah, he's done.

*burp*

More.....More....starts eating panties at will.

*POOF*

*Appears yet again, wearing nothing but a smile*

Just in for a quickie...

*Disappears*

Yeah. right. sure you didn't.

It just took me longer because I was busy "elsewhere"...
You know, sometimes I just like to be nice and straightforward. *smirks* But now is not one of those times. *smacks lips* I could use some chocolate panties. I'm so starved for them. :p

You know, sometimes I just like to be nice and straightforward. *smirks* But now is not one of those times. *smacks lips* I could use some chocolate panties. I'm so starved for them. :p

*pouts*
But I'm wearing peeches'n choc panties now...
*biting her lower lip*

*POOF*

*Appears yet again, wearing nothing but a smile*

Just in for a quickie...

*Disappears*

That man has style...

*pouts*
But I'm wearing peeches'n choc panties now...
*biting her lower lip*

*shrugs* Close enough. *starts at the waist of the panties and chews his way down, missing the center*

OOC: I gotta admit, My Goddess, both you and peeches are in a much nicer mood today. I don't know if I can handle it. :p

OOC: I gotta admit, My Goddess, both you and peeches are in a much nicer mood today. I don't know if I can handle it. :p

*evil grin*
We can always revert to the rack, if you like. My whip is just a flick of the wrist away...

*evil grin*
We can always revert to the rack, if you like. My whip is just a flick of the wrist away...

*goes back to quietly chewing on panties, looking lovingly up into Goddess's face with his big brown puppy dog eyes*

*goes back to quietly chewing on panties, looking lovingly up into Goddess's face with his big brown puppy dog eyes*

*her eyes tear up*
have I finally broken your spirit? *lower lip trembles* Nooooooo! you can't be gone!

*her eyes tear up*
have I finally broken your spirit? *lower lip trembles* Nooooooo! you can't be gone!

*bites deliberately a little too hard and grins, then licks the bite mark* Don't count on it.

OOC:I'll be back...I dont feel so well right now.

*bites deliberately a little too hard and grins, then licks the bite mark* Don't count on it.

*sigh of relief*
*with her thighs holding his head firmly in place, she turns and stands at a kneel position, forcing Suk to lie on his back*
Now that's better *smiles*

Peeches? LP? Planners? Where the hell is everyone?

OOC:I'll be back...I dont feel so well right now.

ooc m'k take care Peech

*sigh of relief*
*with her thighs holding his head firmly in place, she turns and stands at a kneel position, forcing Suk to lie on his back*
Now that's better *smiles*


*grunts as his neck is twisted, then happily goes back to his chocolatey peechy dessert*

OOC: I think I'm seeing a trend here, darling... :p

OOC:I'll be back...I dont feel so well right now.

ooc: get well soon!

*grunts as his neck is twisted, then happily goes back to his chocolatey peechy dessert*

OOC: I think I'm seeing a trend here, darling... :p

ooc you do? where? *looks all around* does the word goddess shed any more light on your assumptions?

*grunts as his neck is twisted, then happily goes back to his chocolatey peechy dessert*

*finishes off the chocolate-peech undies and starts on the chocolate muffin with delight*