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sorry

S'cuse me, it's not like i don't have a say in this...
*shakes her head*

S'cuse me, it's not like i don't have a say in this...
*shakes her head*

by all means go ahead

I think you have quite enough on your plate, young man!
Maybe. But I was referring to RL. ;)

Maybe. But I was referring to RL. ;)

in RL im with you there

LOL
One of you I can handle... Two? *throws her hands up in the air*

in RL im with you there
Really? 'cause I dont' see you anywhere in my house :p

Really? 'cause I dont' see you anywhere in my house :p


:rolleyes:

LOL
One of you I can handle... Two? *throws her hands up in the air*

two nights ago you pulled out whips

two nights ago you pulled out whips

Yes well, now i've learned not to frighten the mortals too soon if you what them interested... ;) :) :D

Yes well, now i've learned not to frighten the mortals too soon if you what them interested... ;) :) :D

im glad

im glad

:D
Thought you might be! :fluffle:

:D
Thought you might be! :fluffle:

:D
:fluffle: :fluffle:

its so mush harder in RL to do that

its so mush harder in RL to do that
Do what? :fluffle: ? or the whip?

Do what? :fluffle: ? or the whip?

of course :fluffle:

of course :fluffle:
Why is it difficult in RL? Apart from the obvious two yellow dots sorta touching each other...

Why is it difficult in RL? Apart from the obvious two yellow dots sorta touching each other...


yes besides that. its because here everyone judges you by how you act, not how you look

yes besides that. its because here everyone judges you by how you act, not how you look

Depends who you ask.

Depends who you ask.

true

well goodbye *blows her a kiss*

true

well goodbye *blows her a kiss*

*blows a kiss, too*

*looks around*

No girls for me yet... *sigh*

*looks around*

No girls for me yet... *sigh*
Cry me a river...

Cry me a river...
Alright.

*weeps uncontrollably*

*a new river is born in a matter of seconds*

Well i don't want to seem desperate or nothing as i'm not lol but i'm going to do it anyway...
Name: Jodie
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Intrests: Listening to music (Mostly rock)
Chatting on msn
hanging with friends
Making mates laugh (love that :D )
Art i guess
um..... well i can't think of anything else at the mo but you can message me (dont know what its called lol)

Well i don't want to seem desperate or nothing as i'm not lol but i'm going to do it anyway...
Name: Jodie
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Intrests: Listening to music (Mostly rock)
Chatting on msn
hanging with friends
Making mates laugh (love that :D )
Art i guess
um..... well i can't think of anything else at the mo but you can message me (dont know what its called lol)
Welcome and good luck!

Well i don't want to seem desperate or nothing as i'm not lol but i'm going to do it anyway...
Name: Jodie
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Intrests: Listening to music (Mostly rock)
Chatting on msn
hanging with friends
Making mates laugh (love that :D )
Art i guess
um..... well i can't think of anything else at the mo but you can message me (dont know what its called lol)
Greetings, Earthling! :D

Well, another fruitless, err I mean fruitful day spent with friends, practising the art of :fluffle: to perfection. Sadly I take my leave. *looks around* not that anyone will notice. Ah, the single life! :fluffle: to all and to a good... whatever.
*steps of the soap-bx and leaves*

Well, another fruitless, err I mean fruitful day spent with friends, practising the art of :fluffle: to perfection. Sadly I take my leave. *looks around* not that anyone will notice. Ah, the single life! :fluffle: to all and to a good... whatever.
*steps of the soap-bx and leaves*
Later :)

Anyone interested in dating an old, washed up GM?

Hey, TPE -- I can get my mom to go out with you in public if you're interested.

Shall i give her a ring? :p :D

Oh yeah, it's gonna cost a pretty penny but at least you'll get a date. ;) :D

Hey, TPE -- I can get my mom to go out with you in public if you're interested.

Shall i give her a ring? :p :D
I doubt she'd want to fly 1000 miles just to go out with a 20 year old recluse who lives with his parents. :p

And I doubt my parents would let me fly 1000 miles to texas just to see a hot babe who's much older than me. :p

Thanks though :)

*runs desperately into the forum. Looks around.*
*Whispers a prayer into the empty room*
Goddess? I am here.
*looks around*
*lays on the ground and waits for his Goddess to appear*

*runs desperately into the forum. Looks around.*
*Whispers a prayer into the empty room*
Goddess? I am here.
*looks around*
*lays on the ground and waits for his Goddess to appear*
She left already, so you'll have to wait a few hours before her return.

*ignores the intruder and waits for her touch*

*ignores the intruder and waits for her touch*
*loses touch with reality and gives man touch to Suklaa*

*mutters self-depricating insults about himself and his unworthiness*



*Snffs the air for a trace of her chocolatey scent*

Suklaa stole TCG from TPE? :eek:
*gives TPE a hug and a :fluffle: *

*mutters self-depricating insults about himself and his unworthiness*



*Snffs the air for a trace of her chocolatey scent*
*watching from her temporal pocket, TCG is most impressed with this one's... tencity*

*Suklaa feels her smooth touch upon his brow*

*gasps and looks up*
*his face lights up as he inhales her aura*

Goddess, I wanted to show you something.

Click here. Type in my name for the finnish to english. You really ARE my Goddess (http://www.freedict.com/onldict/fin.html)

*gasps and looks up*
*his face lights up as he inhales her aura*

*sits beside him*
Been here long?
*eyes fluttering*

I've been here hours. But it was worth it. Now atleast. I was afraid you wouldn't come.

Goddess, I wanted to show you something.

Click here. Type in my name for the finnish to english. You really ARE my Goddess (http://www.freedict.com/onldict/fin.html)

*There is a sharp intake of breath as surprise registers in her soft, green eyes*
Oh my...
:fluffle:

:cool: Oh, yeah, I'm in there... :fluffle:

I've been here hours. But it was worth it. Now atleast. I was afraid you wouldn't come.

The duty of a Goddess is never done. *sighs* I do not entirely belong to myself, but to my worshippers...

I won't be a burden. *smirks* I promise.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8524853&postcount=26

The true name is raped
Of a t and a y
Though it's not original
It still passes by

I won't be a burden. *smirks* I promise.

Well, you are patient... and you did use the PROPER from of address (hint, hint)... and you don't ask for the impossible... ;) :) :D

Goddess, my Goddess,
I must depart *looks crestfallen* I would like to have the honor at some point, though, of entertaining you.
*whispers in her ear* Would you join me at the 55 sometime soon?

Goddess, my Goddess,
I must depart *looks crestfallen* I would like to have the honor at some point, though, of entertaining you.
*whispers in her ear* Would you join me at the 55 sometime soon?

*whispering back, her breath caressing his neck*
Ask me again... at some point.
I shall await your next prayer with... great anticipation.
:fluffle:

;) *shudders in ecstasy*

*nibbles her ear, stands and bows*

If you hear my screams in the night, it is because I am dreaming of you, My Goddess.

*smirks and winks*


OOC: I should be on tomorrow morning 20 hours from now, whatever time it is there. ;)

;) *shudders in ecstasy*

*nibbles her ear, stands and bows*

If you hear my screams in the night, it is because I am dreaming of you, My Goddess.

*smirks and winks*


OOC: I should be on tomorrow morning 20 hours from now, whatever time it is there. ;)

*she looks at him as he leaves, a playful smile on her lips. summoning forth her pen and calendar, she writes down the time for their next meeting, closes the book and sighs*

I didn't miss much, I see. :p

*she looks around, then down at her watch...*
I guess TPE is right nothing changes here.
*looks around again, then decides to go have a drink*

*looks at watch* Son of a... Late!

My Goddess are you here?

My Chocolate Goddess! Come back please!!! I beg of you!

*drops to knees*

My Chocolate Goddess! Come back please!!! I beg of you!

*drops to knees*
*comes back with a large hot chocolate underneath a mound of whipped cream.*
Dropping down on knees is impressive, but be careful not to hurt yourself.

*smiles looking relieved* You know, I love mounds of whipped cream. They're so handy. I really must apologise, my worthless self overslept. I am not worthy.

*walks around dejectedly*

I wish I had a goddess I could keep to myself... ;) :fluffle:

*smirks at the sight of TPE*
*whispers* He looks like a lost puppy dog.

*walks around dejectedly*

I wish I had a goddess I could keep to myself... ;) :fluffle:

As I recall, you had a Goddess AND a few mortal women in your back pocket... all at the same time. You dog! ;)

*blows in Goddess's ear and swirls his finger in the chocolate*

*smiles looking relieved* You know, I love mounds of whipped cream. They're so handy. I really must apologise, my worthless self overslept. I am not worthy.

*waves graciously*
Nonsense. I wouldn't be here otherwise. And yes, whipped cream is most... versatile. And tasty.

*takes a spoonful*

As I recall, you had a Goddess AND a few mortal women in your back pocket... all at the same time. You dog! ;)
Huh? When? Where?

*tickles Goddess's thigh to distract her from TPE*

Huh? When? Where?

ooohhh i'd say in the last few days. they've been quite eventful... ;)

*tickles Goddess's thigh to distract her from TPE*

You know, I'm constantly being bombarded with requests and such, it comes with the job. Which means it takes a lot to distract me... thought you should know.

ooohhh i'd say in the last few days. they've been quite eventful... ;)
any examples?

*smiles innocently* Whatever do you mean?

alright, so just jumping on the end aftre reading teh first 2 pages:

whats with all the communist bashing, youd better all live in america, coz i dont want to have to save up for 2 trips.

i mean, its $2500 to canada, so that i can get into yankland undetected, and then another $2500+smuggling costs for a dragunov. its insane how much money i have to save before i can kick their asses. why dont they jsut do us all a favour and launch their nukes at themselves

*looks over at the goose-stepping ranter and points to the door* Wrong soap box, fool.

*smiles innocently* Whatever do you mean?


*looks at him with a mischievious grin*
The tickling and ear blowing, although very enjoyable, don't overcome my other senses enough... to ignore my surroundings.

*looks confused* I don't know what you mean by that my Goddess. *grins* I am merely enraptured.

I didn't hear that first part, could you repeat it? :p

*stands and bows* Goodbye My Goddess, it has been fun. Perhaps we'll meet again.
*leaves room*

I didn't hear that first part, could you repeat it? :p

*leaning in, she blows gently in his ear*

*stands and bows* Goodbye My Goddess, it has been fun. Perhaps we'll meet again.
*leaves room*

Always left hanging... *turns her attention to her hot chocolate*

:D

Always left hanging... *turns her attention to her hot chocolate*
*sneaks up behind her*

*suddenly...*
:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

Well it seems like there's quite the enthusiasm for a nationstates dating service.



:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Except this would be more fun if everyone had photos.

*sneaks up behind her*

*suddenly...*
:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

*with fantastic agility, she manages not to spill any chocolate on her*
LOL . you know, where I come :fluffle: s are part of our culture and is therefore engrained in me...

Well it seems like there's quite the enthusiasm for a nationstates dating service.



:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Except this would be more fun if everyone had photos.
Check out the pics thread...

*with fantastic agility, she manages not to spill any chocolate on her*
LOL . you know, where I come :fluffle: s are part of our culture and is therefore engrained in me...
Indeed!

* :fluffle: :p :fluffle: 's TCG very heavily* :D ;) :D

Indeed!

* :fluffle: :p :fluffle: 's TCG very heavily* :D ;) :D

Upon waking up, what more can a woman want?

Upon waking up, what more can a woman want?
:D

But alas, I too must leave... :( :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

:D

But alas, I too must leave... :( :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

*shoulders droop, she looks at her hot chocolate*
Well, at least you can't run out on me...
*big gulp*

*shoulders droop, she looks at her hot chocolate*
Well, at least you can't run out on me...
*big gulp*
What makes you think that? ;)

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: http://img88.exs.cx/img88/3416/smilieclosed8jc.gif

OOC: I'll leave it up to your imagination... :D

IC: *one hour later*

Later, TCG ;)

*teleports out*

*walks in and looks around*

*sighs*

*walks back out*

OOC:ha found it


now where were we celeste two days ago

*bump*

Anyone interested in dating an old, washed up GM?
Hee.
...wait...

Neutered Sputniks?
O.O
I thought you were long gone before I even started playing!

Wow. Cool.
Assuming I was right with the "you having left" thing:
Welcome back!
:fluffle:

I figured i'd delete my profile, give it an overhaul, and repost it ;)

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Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes: boobs, women, nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature, atheism, "The Day After Tomorrow".
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, hollywood
Other: Is open to a girl of any height (taller or shorter, doesn't matter), age (younger or older, doesn't matter), weight (may get a little intimidated by those over 210 pounds), and those with different likes, dislikes, etc, but ending at religion and "god". Doesn't smoke, but is open to those who do.

Match me up, baby! :D

*counting the tumbleweeds rolling by*
178456285, 178456286, 178456287, 178456288...

*counting the tumbleweeds rolling by*
178456285, 178456286, 178456287, 178456288...

Psst, TPE, you have to get up on the soapbox, remember? No wallflowers?

OOC: Hey, chocolatey goodness (sorry, meant goddess) did you get my email or am I wasting my time? :p

OOC: Hey, chocolatey goodness (sorry, meant goddess) did you get my email or am I wasting my time? :p

ooc: let me check *runs to check*

OOC: now I feel important, she ran out and CHECKED! *puffs out chest*

"Find your online match...online!"

Where else would I find my online match?

J/K

mattr0cka

I'll give you a match...My face and your butt...No, wait, I mean...

OOC: now I feel important, she ran out and CHECKED! *puffs out chest*


ooc: *sighs* no. you never call, you never write... and when you do, it doesn't get here *sighs*

Darling, I must apologise, I didn't mean to disappoint you. Hope I made it up to you.

Darling, I must apologise, I didn't mean to disappoint you. Hope I made it up to you.

ooc look (at the profile) and try again... ;)

Man, I'm just flubbing everything up, aren't I?

I sent you a message to your country with email address on it. Please feel free not to send it to all the porn mass mailers. :D

Man, I'm just flubbing everything up, aren't I?

I sent you a message to your country with email address on it. Please feel free not to send it to all the porn mass mailers. :D

oh thank you for your gracious permission... did you think i actually needed it? ;)



and after all this time, no date to the restaurant or movies or anything... that's disappointing...

I asked for the date and got shot down. What was I to do?

Just thought I'd put that about the mass mailing. You seem like the type that would do that just to get a laugh out of it. ;)

*sigh*

*grin*

I asked for the date and got shot down. What was I to do?

Just thought I'd put that about the mass mailing. You seem like the type that would do that just to get a laugh out of it. ;)

I didn't shoot you down... I just postponed it... to prolong the pleasure...
No one understands me.

It's these #&*% message boards, so much is missed. I recommend vis à vis. :D Perhaps if I try harder *concentrates really hard*

*gives TCG a chocolate Easter egg and a hug*
Guys just don't get it do they?

*gives TCG a chocolate Easter egg and a hug*
Guys just don't get it do they?

*takes the egg and takes a bit*
Thanks Randomea.
Sometimes, it's enough to make you wonder if you just shouldn't switch team... *grins*

*would probably encourage Goddess to switch teams if he could watch* :p

*would probably encourage Goddess to switch teams if he could watch* :p

oh what a surprise... still waiting for that date... and it better be good to appease my displeasure at all this waiting...

*looking stressed and strained throws up hands and mutters* Yes, dear...guess I'll start checking those flight schedules...uh, where am I going again... ;)

*looking stressed and strained throws up hands and mutters* Yes, dear...guess I'll start checking those flight schedules...uh, where am I going again... ;)

... you could always send me the ticket...

Yes, but from where?

*takes the egg and takes a bit*
Thanks Randomea.
Sometimes, it's enough to make you wonder if you just shouldn't switch team... *grins*
But then you have to work out who to corrupt too, as far as I know there's more straight men than gay girls so I'll stick with the former...but if it makes Suklaa jealous... ;) :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Trust me, girls making out is not going to make me jealous... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

But then you have to work out who to corrupt too, as far as I know there's more straight men than gay girls so I'll stick with the former...but if it makes Suklaa jealous... ;) :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Wise, as always.

@ Suklaa
My, aren't we interested... I thought everybody knew: CANADA.

I've thought about switching teams before......hmm.....

And me, but I'd rather be a guy

I've always liked the power that comes with being a woman. ;)

And me, but I'd rather be a guy


If I switched teams, I'd still be a woman....I'd just be with a woman too.

If I switched teams, I'd still be a woman....I'd just be with a woman too.

*shivers* :D

If I switched teams, I'd still be a woman....I'd just be with a woman too.
:eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....*gasp*....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If I switched teams, I'd still be a woman....I'd just be with a woman too.

Switching teams makes it sound like a competative sport, where the winner takes all and the loser is left bruised, disheartend and with nothing...wait, slowely metaphor, sinking in...

:eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....*gasp*....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


lol.....I'd have you tucked away in my nightstand .....for those nights I want to go back to my "old team".

:eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....*gasp*....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But LP you could switch teams and you would technically be a woman. Think about it. Remember of cute of a Dutch girl you made? Or bunny? ;)

Switching teams makes it sound like a competative sport, where the winner takes all and the loser is left bruised, disheartend and with nothing...wait, slowely metaphor, sinking in...


How would you see yourself if all the ladies went away?

For old times sake :p ;) :fluffle:

And I still don't want to switch teams

Ah yes, the two options:
To change gender.
To change who you're attracted to.

You forgot one, Randomea:
To enjoy what you do best.

How would you see yourself if all the ladies went away?

I have no strong opionions either way, I wouldn't necessaryliy shut the door on any 'gentalmen callers' who came to my door. But that said I do think that getting a good 'innings' in the all male legue would be painfull and unpleasant and for the 'wicket keeper' and as such I'd have to be the bowler. :p

Ah yes, the two options:
To change gender.
To change who you're attracted to.

Unless you are truly transgendered (I may not have seen those posts) I wouldn't advise you to. You shouldn't change your gender to fit your attractions, if that is the case. Besides, what if the right girl did come along and you did change but she was a lesbian...

I have no strong opionions either way, I wouldn't necessaryliy shut the door on any 'gentalmen callers' who came to my door. But that said I do think that getting a good 'innings' in the all male legue would be painfull and unpleasant and for the 'wicket keeper' and as such I'd have to be the bowler. :p

Not an option. I'm just going to keep my fingers crossed and be nice to the womenfolk.

Unless you are truly transgendered (I may not have seen those posts) I wouldn't advise you to. You shouldn't change your gender to fit your attractions, if that is the case. Besides, what if the right girl did come along and you did change but she was a lesbian...
Well no loss to me, because from having seen some girl-girl stuff and not giving a damn, I can safely say I'm 100% straight :D

Not an option. I'm just going to keep my fingers crossed and be nice to the womenfolk.

Such enthusiasm... :rolleyes:

Am I SUPPOSED to be enthusiastic about it? Sorry, just not my bag, baby. *shakes head violently back and forth*

Am I SUPPOSED to be enthusiastic about it? Sorry, just not my bag, baby. *shakes head violently back and forth*

I understand about "Not an option". (very glad about that in fact)

I was referring to keeping you fingers crossed and being nice to womenfolk. I've been working on getting the guys out of the wallflower mode... it doesn't seem like i'm having much success.

What?!? How was that wallflower mode? I protest the accusation! I just have my eye on a current target and it doesn't involve a hairy chest or stubbly cheeks (I hope) :p

What?!? How was that wallflower mode? I protest the accusation! I just have my eye on a current target and it doesn't involve a hairy chest or stubbly cheeks (I hope) :p

*sigh of relief*
Well, thank the Goddess. oh, and btw, it'a all silky smooth. ;)

What? Oh, I was talking about somebody else. *blushes and goes and stands next to the wall, imagining silky smooth...* :D

Great. My profile is buried under 2 new pages. Now how am I supposed to get Bitchkitten's attention? :p

I figured i'd delete my profile, give it an overhaul, and repost it ;)

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Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes: boobs, women, nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature, atheism, "The Day After Tomorrow".
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, hollywood
Other: Is open to a girl of any height (taller or shorter, doesn't matter), age (younger or older, doesn't matter), weight (may get a little intimidated by those over 210 pounds), and those with different likes, dislikes, etc, but ending at religion and "god". Doesn't smoke, but is open to those who do.

Match me up, baby! :D
Great dude, so i'm gonna bump it so he can get bitchkittens attention ;) :p ;)

Make it another a link in your sig of course TPE.

thanks, gataway :)
Make it another a link in your sig of course TPE.
I already did. click it. It'll take you to the page it is on. Is that enough, or would it be better for me to link it to the post itself?

thanks, gataway :)

I already did. click it. It'll take you to the page it is on. Is that enough, or would it be better for me to link it to the post itself?
No worries man :)

No worries man :)
excellent.

*Prays for a REALLY good reaction from BK (you know what I mean... http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif :D ;) :D )*

excellent.

*Prays for a REALLY good reaction from BK (you know what I mean... http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif :D ;) :D )*
*prays for TPE's success*

Hey it can't hurt ;)

*prays for TPE's success*

Hey it can't hurt ;)
Praying is always good... ;)

It's fine.

Praying is always good... ;)
ah so you heard.
Are you going to answer my prayer?

ah so you heard.
Are you going to answer my prayer?

Ah, you were praying to me? Sorry, it got drowned out. what can i do for you?
*eyes fluttering*

*prays for TPE's success*

Hey it can't hurt ;)
Thanks :) :fluffle:

Praying is always good... ;)
;) :)

Ah, you were praying to me? Sorry, it got drowned out. what can i do for you?
*eyes fluttering*

Well for a start could you help TPE in his quest

then could you accept my gracious :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: ?

Well for a start could you help TPE in his quest

then could you accept my gracious :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: ?

I'm working on TPE and I accept. That was easy.

I'm working on TPE and I accept. That was easy.

I am forever indebted :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I am forever indebted :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

and a goddess never forgets.

and a goddess never forgets.

I hope not :fluffle:

Me, being in no position to date, will certainly do anything I can to help hook anyone up! (Although I know just about no one, so that makes me rather useless, doesn't it? :rolleyes: )

However, I have been given permission to have another husband if he has lots of money... (Of course a good share goes to my current husband and I...)

So, I don't know if that means I'm looking... hell... maybe just a few fluffles :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: and .... ah whatever...

Good thing I'm married... some of the guys around here are beginning to fear li'l ole me.... *bats eyelashes* (...like Inspector Clouseau's boss... and yeah... I can really do that!) And of course there are the unmentionables... What more could a gentleman want? :fluffle: ;)

Some particular reason for that? I thought it was funny! :D

Some particular reason for that? I thought it was funny! :D
Alright.

*Is thankfull that he doesn't have any money at all*Better? :D

Alright.

Better? :D

Much! Keep your sense of humor!!!! :D

Hype- will you go out with me?


seriously...can I call you now or should I wait til tomorrow?

I just had the funniest idea!!! LOL!!!!

I just had the funniest idea!!! LOL!!!!

what?

Hype- will you go out with me?


seriously...can I call you now or should I wait til tomorrow?

Sure I'll go out with you!!!

And yeah, you can call me.... Tomorrow is best... I'm dead corpse tired!

But yeah, call! :D

what?
Well, I'm the admin of my plutonian empire forum, right?

Now, I'm just about to post a duplicate dating service thread ( :D ) on my imperial forum, when I suddenly thought of the show "desperate housewives", and just as I realized I'm an admin posting a dating profile, I came up with...

"Desperate Admins"

:D

Well, I'm the admin of my plutonian empire forum, right?

Now, I'm just about to post a duplicate dating service thread ( :D ) on my imperial forum, when I suddenly thought of the show "desperate housewives", and just as I realized I'm an admin posting a dating profile, I came up with...

"Desperate Admins"

:D
Are you THAT desperate???!!! :confused: Sounds pretty damned funny though! :D

Well I should put on a diaper and get a bow and arrow because I can hook you alllll up. I have lots of single friends who are some of the greatest people ever created. Name your poison and I probably have a match. :fluffle:

Well I should put on a diaper and get a bow and arrow because I can hook you alllll up. I have lots of single friends who are some of the greatest people ever created. Name your poison and I probably have a match. :fluffle:
Look up my profile from a few pages ago ;)

You know...I should just start an online business so I can make some cha-ching from my skillz.

I'm on it Eugene!

You know...I should just start an online business so I can make some cha-ching from my skillz.

I'm on it Eugene!

ahhh... an entrepreneur! A woman of many talents!!! :D

You know...I should just start an online business so I can make some cha-ching from my skillz.

I'm on it Eugene!
Thanks peech. You definitely live up to your nationname ;) :)

ahhh... an entrepreneur! A woman of many talents!!! :D

Oh Hype...my friend....if you only knew ;)

I truely believe that there is someone out there for everyone. So many soul mates.....so little time. Love rocks!

Oh Hype...my friend....if you only knew ;)

I truely believe that there is someone out there for everyone. So many soul mates.....so little time. Love rocks!

Indeed and agreed!!!! Love, at least mine, is eternal......

(I have my own talents as well... ;) )

Hype- will you go out with me?


seriously...can I call you now or should I wait til tomorrow?

AHA! And you said there was nobody else! :o

AHA! And you said there was nobody else! :o
There is! heheheheh!!! ;)

There is! heheheheh!!! ;)

So it seems... but it's hard to be mad at Peech. ;)

Peeches...

Give me a call tomorrow, but not early! I'm going to attempt to sleep past 4:30 or 5:00 am... (sick, huh?) *longs for the good ol' days when I slept untill noon or 3pm on a regular basis*

I must take my leave... I'm exhausted... rough day... :D ;)

So it seems... but it's hard to be mad at Peech. ;)


Its cause of that delicious soup I make you isnt it? ;)

Well I should put on a diaper and get a bow and arrow because I can hook you alllll up. I have lots of single friends who are some of the greatest people ever created. Name your poison and I probably have a match. :fluffle:

Peeches, you're a joy. good luck with that. really.

;)

Peeches, you're a joy. good luck with that. really.

;)


I have a special butter knife that I like to use when I'm spreading joy around. Who needs me to smear some on them?

make a single file line please.

Goddess-you bring me joy daily. We should sooo be real life friends :)

I have a special butter knife that I like to use when I'm spreading joy around. Who needs me to smear some on them?

make a single file line please.

Goddess-you bring me joy daily. We should sooo be real life friends :)
*is first in line* :D

*is first in line* :D

*spreads a very thick layer of joy all over Eugene*

btw-Do you prefer blondes, reds, brunettes-what?

I have a special butter knife that I like to use when I'm spreading joy around. Who needs me to smear some on them?

make a single file line please.

Goddess-you bring me joy daily. We should sooo be real life friends :)

I second the RL friends idea. You may regret it later on, but by then it'll be too late... you'll be snared.

Well, I may not date on the dating thread but I sure make friends... Of course, some of them I just scare to death, but hey, it's something...

*spreads a very thick layer of joy all over Eugene*

btw-Do you prefer blondes, reds, brunettes-what?
Black hair. plain, black hair. ;)

EDIT: Oh, and I went ahead with posting a thread similar to this in my forum :D

Um... isn't there some handy form to fill out? I'm incredibly lazy.

In the lack of the presence of a form:

I'm Calire, and I'm 16.
I love languages: especially Romantic ones; Italian, Spanish, French... I'm learning French, Spanish, and Latin.
I'm a writer and a poet. I aspire to have a novel published and a movie made of one of my screenplays, but I'm counting my chickens before they've hatched. I mainly write poetry like this (http://allpoetry.com/Poem/971301)... I'm quite the poetic person.
I like being a typical American girl... entrepreneuring, ambitious, and independent. I'm also very sarcastic... and my favorite word, sardonic.
I'm vain-- I like to think I'm very pretty, though I'm not photogenic. My best features are my eyes, which change from day to day (grey, green, blue) and my hair, which is currently brown with streaks of blond and red.
I've probably forgotten many things about myself, because I'm very forgetful like that, but you can TM me for more information. ;)

what is funny or sad about all of this is that on the net there is no accountablilty, so 2 people who are supposedly young, interested in each other, and interested in each other physically may well be fat, old men.
I have an assignment for school due very soon on how the internet is really a community, and society, but dating someone you've never met who may be a fat old man, that takes desparation. The girl above, may be as she describes herself, or something very different. plus, the person says they are 16, what if they are , and some wacko pretends to be for a friendship built on deception.

That was kind of depressing.

Goddess? My Goddess?

what is funny or sad about all of this is that on the net there is no accountablilty, so 2 people who are supposedly young, interested in each other, and interested in each other physically may well be fat, old men.
I have an assignment for school due very soon on how the internet is really a community, and society, but dating someone you've never met who may be a fat old man, that takes desparation. The girl above, may be as she describes herself, or something very different. plus, the person says they are 16, what if they are , and some wacko pretends to be for a friendship built on deception.

That's why you swap pictures and have voice conversations, see.

That's why you swap pictures and have voice conversations, see.

And then hijack a plane to get to Londo--... oh, wait, we're talking in general here, right? So I should just... keep my insane ramblings to myself? Righty-o then.

/in joke that a good half a dozen people might get.

But seriously, unless you actually *meet* the other person, or plan to, or start discussing marriage or something utterly moronic like that... so what if either party is lying? Does it really matter? As long as you keep in mind that people CAN lie on the internet, and don't go, like, sending thousands of dollars to someone based on your online relationship with them... where exactly is the problem?

That's why you swap pictures and have voice conversations, see.

Or you just keep horrible images like that out of your head and hope for the best. :D

/in joke that a good half a dozen people might get.


I trust you're going to involve me in that hijacking somehow? :p

That's why you swap pictures and have voice conversations, see.

Exactly... :p
Plus who cares anyway?
The internet can be used for good or bad its up to you how u want to use it :)
I try not to lie but sometimes its so tempting ;)
Anyway i aint no old fat man or a young girl...im neither...
lol i dont wanna date someone over the internet i just wanna have fun...
i hope that sounded dumb :D
Now who wants to date me LOL jk :eek: :rolleyes:

Exactly... :p
Plus who cares anyway?
The internet can be used for good or bad its up to you how u want to use it :)
I try not to lie but sometimes its so tempting ;)
Anyway i aint no old fat man or a young girl...im neither...
lol i dont wanna date someone over the internet i just wanna have fun...
i hope that sounded dumb :D
Now who wants to date me LOL jk :eek: :rolleyes:

Ill date u!!!

16/F/L.A.

LOL!!! I'm so hawt!!!! LOL!!!!

I trust you're going to involve me in that hijacking somehow? :p

Uhhhhh... of course. There's still an opening for 'human shield'. Or 'person to buy me tickets so I don't actually need to hijack the plane'. Whichever you prefer is fine by me.

Uhhhhh... of course. There's still an opening for 'human shield'. Or 'person to buy me tickets so I don't actually need to hijack the plane'. Whichever you prefer is fine by me.

*mumbles*

I'll just retreat to my tower and seethe again, methinks. :(

*mumbles*

I'll just retreat to my tower and seethe again, methinks. :(

Awww. Welll... we could start some sort of joint 'escaping Australia' fund. Or something. but you should remember that you're the only one workng currently :p

Awww. Welll... we could start some sort of joint 'escaping Australia' fund. Or something. but you should remember that you're the only one workng currently :p

Drat.

Well, I dunno. Why *should* I buy you that plane ticket? :p

Drat.

Well, I dunno. Why *should* I buy you that plane ticket? :p

Because otherwise you'll have to go up against my full range of feminine wiles?

Because otherwise you'll have to go up against my full range of feminine wiles?

Isn't using femininity to manipulate me a form of extortion? >.>

Isn't using femininity to manipulate me a form of extortion? >.>

Isn't the best way to a man's wallet through extortion?

Isn't the best way to a man's wallet through extortion?
I'm not so easily manipulated. *waves wallet at you* :p

And then hijack a plane to get to Londo--... oh, wait, we're talking in general here, right? So I should just... keep my insane ramblings to myself? Righty-o then.

/in joke that a good half a dozen people might get.

But seriously, unless you actually *meet* the other person, or plan to, or start discussing marriage or something utterly moronic like that... so what if either party is lying? Does it really matter? As long as you keep in mind that people CAN lie on the internet, and don't go, like, sending thousands of dollars to someone based on your online relationship with them... where exactly is the problem?


*gets it* ;)

*gets it* ;)
Painfully obvious, but maybe I'm "in"...

~would ask Shaed or Peech for a date but knows he will get REJECTED!~

Painfully obvious, but maybe I'm "in"...

~would ask Shaed or Peech for a date but knows he will get REJECTED!~

LOL, come on down to the castle.

I'm not so easily manipulated. *waves wallet at you* :p

*steals wallet, buys one-way plane ticket, returns wallet*

Thanks for that ^.^

*gets it* ;)

Hee, someone's being paying attention :p Have a raspberry and vanilla cookie.

someone's[/I] being paying attention :p Have a raspberry and vanilla cookie.

damn I needed that....yummmmm

Shaed is like a Goddess guys....someone should make a statue of her. Its well worth the price of a few plane tickets I tell ya.

*steals wallet, buys one-way plane ticket, returns wallet*

Thanks for that ^.^

*Holds your ponies ransom*

I think you better hand that ticket to me...Uh...despite me not having enough money to pay for that ticket anyway.

*holds scissors threateningly to a certain red-coloured pony* ;)

*donates $1000 to the Aussie flight cause*

That should get one of you....somewhere.

damn I needed that....yummmmm

Shaed is like a Goddess guys....someone should make a statue of her. Its well worth the price of a few plane tickets I tell ya.
:eek: Wow, you weren't kiddin'. I already have my goddess, though...I think...for now... ;)

damn I needed that....yummmmm

Shaed is like a Goddess guys....someone should make a statue of her. Its well worth the price of a few plane tickets I tell ya.

Hehehe. They should indeed ^_^

And photo's don't do her justice. She'll probably slap me for that comment. >.>

*donates $1000 to the Aussie flight cause*

That should get one of you....somewhere.

Wow. That'd probably enough for that one way ticket. :D

damn I needed that....yummmmm

Shaed is like a Goddess guys....someone should make a statue of her. Its well worth the price of a few plane tickets I tell ya.

*blushes*
Flattery will get you nowhere!
...
Oh wait, I mean 'everywhere'. Have a cookie cake (http://www.allabouticecream.com/cakes/cookie_cake.gif).

*Holds your ponies ransom*

I think you better hand that ticket to me...Uh...despite me not having enough money to pay for that ticket anyway.

*holds scissors threateningly to a certain red-coloured pony* ;)

O.O! Not the dragon pony!
*pounces, stabs. Stabstabstab. Rescues pony. Hugs pony. Keeps ticket*

*blushes*
Flattery will get you nowhere!
...
Oh wait, I mean 'everywhere'. Have a cookie cake (http://www.allabouticecream.com/cakes/cookie_cake.gif).

You're so beautiful ;)

:D

O.O! Not the dragon pony!
*pounces, stabs. Stabstabstab. Rescues pony. Hugs pony. Keeps ticket*

*steals ticket once more, and with his dying breath, swallows it.*

bit-o-hijiacking= Cookie Cake! My lil girl used to call those Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies "cookie cakes" because they were round like a cookie but had cake like traits. Isnt that sweet?

*looks at expedia.com for deals to/from Aussie*

Hehehe. They should indeed ^_^

And photo's don't do her justice. She'll probably slap me for that comment. >.>

*notably doesn't slap*
You're just sillay and blinded by my pseudo-British accent. Or something.
^.^

Wow. That'd probably enough for that one way ticket. :D
I know some form of Melbourne->London ticket is like... $2211 or something. Don't know if it was a one-way or a two-way ticket though, or what class that would be, since I wasn't the one looking it up (amazingly enough :p)

bit-o-hijiacking= Cookie Cake! My lil girl used to call those Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies "cookie cakes" because they were round like a cookie but had cake like traits. Isnt that sweet?

*looks at expedia.com for deals to/from Aussie*
A "friend" of mine is flying their girlfriend from LA to here for just over $900...

*steals ticket once more, and with his dying breath, swallows it.*

*picks up wallet, uses money to buy new ticket. Moves overseas. Keeps ID from wallet to remember you by*

:p :p :p

*notably doesn't slap*
You're just sillay and blinded by my pseudo-British accent. Or something.
^.^

It's your general awesomeness. Yup, that's it. :D


I know some form of Melbourne->London ticket is like... $2211 or something. Don't know if it was a one-way or a two-way ticket though, or what class that would be, since I wasn't the one looking it up (amazingly enough :p)

If I started saving now...I could have that in about 5 months. Hmm. >.>

It's your general awesomeness. Yup, that's it. :D




If I started saving now...I could have that in about 5 months. Hmm. >.>
Then you can go over there and call Shaed from London and rub it in ;)

Then you can go over there and call Shaed from London and rub it in ;)

Then I could add 'spite' and 'revenge' to my list of reasons to move there. Yay!

ebay has a one way tix from LA to Aussie -starting bid $199


hmm... its a start

Then I could add 'spite' and 'revenge' to my list of reasons to move there. Yay!
Necessity is the mother of invention.

~nods~

Then you can go over there and call Shaed from London and rub it in ;)

Heee. Well, she can always dress up as a...tiger...or something...and come along as a pet.

Heee. Well, she can always dress up as a...tiger...or something...and come along as a pet.
I'm not into bestiality, but I dunno about you :p

Heee. Well, she can always dress up as a...tiger...or something...and come along as a pet.

MMMM....role play. :p

I'm not into bestiality, but I dunno about you :p

MMMM....role play.

I meant her hitching a ride in the cargo department on my ticket, but hey, whatever turns you guys on.

Heee. Well, she can always dress up as a...tiger...or something...and come along as a pet.

What if I dressed as a harem-girl? Do they get to travel free? Or, like, a maid? Surely serving wenches get free travel?

If they don't, they damn well should.

ebay has a one way tix from LA to Aussie -starting bid $199


hmm... its a start

Say, that's not bad at all.

And you can sleep in my shed! How's that, free accomodation and all! :D

Say, that's not bad at all.

And you can sleep in my shed! How's that, free accomodation and all! :D
She can sleep in my bed ;)

What if I dressed as a harem-girl? Do they get to travel free? Or, like, a maid? Surely serving wenches get free travel?

If they don't, they damn well should.

Well...feel free. You'd probably have to play the role of eye-candy/escort for someone richer than me and thus able to afford your plane ticket, though :p

She can sleep in my bed ;)

Pssssh, no deal. I have no urge to be stabbified by your hordes of admirererererers.

She can sleep in my bed ;)

Probably best you got around to changing those sheets, then. :p

What if I dressed as a harem-girl? Do they get to travel free? Or, like, a maid? Surely serving wenches get free travel?

If they don't, they damn well should.

Similar to harem girl idea: Collar and leash along with the harem dress. She'd be a seeing-eye wench? :eek:

Similar to harem girl idea: Collar and leash along with the harem dress. She'd be a seeing-eye wench? :eek:

Best. Idea. Ever.

Free trip to London, here I come.

Kanabia, come here so I can make you legally blind. *readies the sporks*

Best. Idea. Ever.

Free trip to London, here I come.

Kanabia, come here so I can make you legally blind. *readies the sporks*

*shrugs* anything to help.

*looks hopeful* Any "layovers" in U.S.?

Best. Idea. Ever.

Free trip to London, here I come.

Kanabia, come here so I can make you legally blind. *readies the sporks*

*whimpers*

Can't I just pretend i'm blind? Like, drink methylated spirits, or something? That should do it.

*whimpers*

Can't I just pretend i'm blind? Like, drink methylated spirits, or something? That should do it.
good idea
*gives Kanabia Metho*

good idea
*gives Kanabia Metho*

I wonder if the cheap vodka + brita filter = good vodka works in the way that methylated spirits + brita filter = cheap vodka ?

*chugs*

*dies*

I wonder if the cheap vodka + brita filter = good vodka works in the way that methylated spirits + brita filter = cheap vodka ?

*chugs*

*dies*

Looks like she's gonna need a new blind person. *jumps to front of line*

Looks like she's gonna need a new blind person. *jumps to front of line*

*revives*

*projectile vomits in Suklaa's eyes*

*revives*

*projectile vomits in Suklaa's eyes*
Stupid revivals. *wipes vomit out of eyes* :D

Stupid revivals. *wipes vomit out of eyes* :D

I must be losing my touch, I can no longer blind people with my vomit :(

I must be losing my touch, I can no longer blind people with my vomit :(

Don't be to hard on yourself, better people than you have vomited on me.

Don't be to hard on yourself, better people than you have vomited on me.

Liar. I'm the best there is. :p

I try to save vomiting on people for special occasions only. Never on the first date.