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Meh, no worries. If it makes you feel better, I'll definitely be getting a ("wimpy") snowflake.

Cool, snowflakes look really good and arn't easy to do if they are reasonably intricate

I'd love to! Whatever an e-date consists of . . .
Who knows...? Let's make something up.

Shameless bump :D

Shameless bump :D
My dear TPE, are you looking for a date? ;)

My dear TPE, are you looking for a date? ;)
Mmm.....


Maybe. :D

Mmm.....


Maybe. :D

awww don't get the girls hopes up you player you, TPE = Teh SLUT :D

awww don't get the girls hopes up you player you, TPE = Teh SLUT :D
Perv :D :upyours: :D

Perv :D :upyours: :D
Just cos I know ure game :D :D :D

Just cos I know ure game :D :D :D
lol...

*is still single*

*pouts*

*weeps uncontrollably*

I'm not looking for a date or anything, but if a nice girl comes along I won't complain. And I figured that this can't hurt, so:

Name: Jeffrey
Nationality: Dutch
Age: 20
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight
Length: 1.75 meters
Interests: Life in general, which means in no particular order: Science, philosophy, politics, economy, sociology, girls, music, books, poems, nature, food, drinks and even many sports(to watch). Yes, actually almost anything.

Turnoffs: Obesity, bitchy behaviour, stupidity and ignorance.

Perhaps you should stop crying somuch, TPE.

lol...

*is still single*

*pouts*

*weeps uncontrollably*

*huggles TPE* :fluffle:
Sok single's not that bad... once you get used to solitude...

Perhaps you should stop crying somuch, TPE.
*shoots the SILENCE! cannon*

:D

heh heh hehhhh....

lol...

*is still single*

*pouts*

*weeps uncontrollably*

Man your still great. I hate it when good people arn't given the best. You find your girl man she's just waiting to be conquered ;)

Edit: by the Plutonian Empire of course

*huggles TPE* :fluffle:
Sok single's not that bad... once you get used to solitude...
I AM used to the solitude, i think... :hmm:

I AM used to the solitude, i think... :hmm:

*ponders to self*
Young, wise, sweet as can be...

*eyes TPE*
Well now Gene, why don't we take a stroll... ;)

Man your still great. I hate it when good people arn't given the best. You find your girl man she's just waiting to be conquered ;)
Thanks :)

*ponders to self*
Young, wise, sweet as can be...

*eyes TPE*
Well now Gene, why don't we take a stroll... ;)
Of course... lets go ;) :fluffle:

Thanks :)

Man ne time, the time you have for other people on here warrents (sp?) it alone

Age: 24
Hair Color: Blonde
Makeup: Caucasian
Weight 170-180 (lbs, not kg)
Height 5'8"
Religion: Christian, Protestant.
Politics: Center to right
Glasses: yes
Nationality: Federated Suns
Computer Games: Yes
Fast cars: no
Books: yes
Scifi: yes
Country music: Better than Chinese water torture
Pizza: yes
Chinese Food: yes
Sushi: yes
Skiing: no
Snow: no
TV sports: Better than Chinese water torture
Reality shows: depends
Stargate: yes

Age: 24
Hair Color: Blonde
Makeup: Caucasian
Weight 170-180 (lbs, not kg)
Height 5'8"
Religion: Christian, Protestant.
Politics: Center to right
Glasses: yes
Nationality: Federated Suns
Computer Games: Yes
Fast cars: no
Books: yes
Scifi: yes
Country music: Better than Chinese water torture
Pizza: yes
Chinese Food: yes
Sushi: yes
Skiing: no
Snow: no
TV sports: Better than Chinese water torture
Reality shows: depends
Stargate: yes

Nice to meet you...Mr... The Winter Alliance ;)

Man ne time, the time you have for other people on here warrents (sp?) it alone
Hmm? :confused:

I haver no physical being, I have a fedora though.....that sums it up.

I haver no physical being, I have a fedora though.....that sums it up.
Fedora's are always sexy ;)

What's a fedora?

What's a fedora?
A hat... Dick Tracy mean anything to you?

A hat... Dick Tracy mean anything to you?
I"ve heard of him, but I never read those books.

I haver no physical being, I have a fedora though.....that sums it up.

You're a noncorporeal entity inside of a hat?

I"ve heard of him, but I never read those books.

Picture gangsters (Al Capone) in your head, you should have a pretty idea what a fedora looks like

Picture gangsters (Al Capone) in your head, you should have a pretty idea what a fedora looks like

Indiana Jones, Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee...

Fedoras man you must have seen them once or twice

Indiana Jones, Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee...

Fedoras man you must have seen them once or twice

Ah yes, Indiana Jones...
*fingers the whip that just appeared at her side*

Ahhh, I see now. Thanks. :)

Ahhh, I see now. Thanks. :)

TPE if I was to come visit you it would take me over 3000 years to reach you at Warp 1 :(

TPE if I was to come visit you it would take me over 3000 years to reach you at Warp 1 :(
600 years. Warp 1 = 5x the speed of light. I read that in a science magazine somewhere, if I remember correctly...

Plus, that is just my RP'd location. I'm currently really in Minnesota, USA right now. ;)

Age: 24
Hair Color: Blonde
Makeup: Caucasian
Weight 170-180 (lbs, not kg)
Height 5'8"
Religion: Christian, Protestant.
Politics: Center to right
Glasses: yes
Nationality: Federated Suns
Computer Games: Yes
Fast cars: no
Books: yes
Scifi: yes
Country music: Better than Chinese water torture
Pizza: yes
Chinese Food: yes
Sushi: yes
Skiing: no
Snow: no
TV sports: Better than Chinese water torture
Reality shows: depends
Stargate: yes


WHAT!?!? THERE'S SOMEONE WHO IDENTIFIES AS "RIGHT LEANING" IN VERMONT!?!?! :eek:

Age: 24
Hair Color: Blonde
Makeup: Caucasian
Weight 170-180 (lbs, not kg)
Height 5'8"
Religion: Christian, Protestant.
Politics: Center to right
Glasses: yes
Nationality: Federated Suns
Computer Games: Yes
Fast cars: no
Books: yes
Scifi: yes
Country music: Better than Chinese water torture
Pizza: yes
Chinese Food: yes
Sushi: yes
Skiing: no
Snow: no
TV sports: Better than Chinese water torture
Reality shows: depends
Stargate: yes

WHAT? THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE WHO WATCHS STARGATE!!!

lol

Perhaps you should stop crying somuch, TPE.
And pouting...

Yeah, maybe I should.

But then I won't get the sympathy I want :( :D :(

Yeah, maybe I should.

But then I won't get the sympathy I want :( :D :(
To be honest, it gets tiresome to girls for a guy to be crying... that's the job of the female. ;)

To be honest, it gets tiresome to girls for a guy to be crying...
IF he does it too much, THEN the girls get tired of it.
that's the job of the female. ;)
Of course. :p

Yes, like I said... if he does it too much, then they get tired of it.

Yes, like I said... if he does it too much, then they get tired of it.
Of course.

*goes to the corner and plants wallflower seeds* :D

Guys crying makes me nervous. Of course, so do crying girls.

Yeah, maybe I should.

But then I won't get the sympathy I want :( :D :(

Yes but there are guys on NS who cry less than you but get more sympathy then you.

Yes but there are guys on NS who cry less than you but get more sympathy then you.
Of course.

Guys crying makes me nervous. Of course, so do crying girls.
I have to agree...

Of course.

Perhaps if you weren't so discriminate towards who gives you sympathy, you might be getting more. :rolleyes:

Perhaps if you weren't so discriminate towards who gives you sympathy, you might be getting more. :rolleyes:
Whoops. :headbang:

edit: such as?

I'm thinkin' there's only 1 person from here I'd actually have anything to do with in real life involving a "dating" capacity, and I ain't namin' names - she probably knows who she is - so that's that.
I'm thinkin' there's only 1 person from here I'd actually have anything to do with in real life involving a "dating" capacity, and I ain't namin' names - he probably knows who he is - so that's that.

wow, the sheer subtleness... :p

wow, the sheer subtleness... :p
we are experts.

we are experts.

at sledge hammer subtlety (sp?)? I agree ;) :D

at sledge hammer subtlety (sp?)? I agree ;) :D
i love that. i love love love that. if you say something more fluid about it, i will put in my sig.
hint hint hint

i love that. i love love love that. if you say something more fluid about it, i will put in my sig.
hint hint hint

Occidio Multus, she is to subtlety what sledgehammer is to car maintainence.


hmmm, this is fun :D

Occidio Multus, she is to subtlety what G.W.Bush is to word manuipulation.

Occidio Multus, she is to subtlety what a carefully placed bird is to a jet engine.

Occidio Multus, she is to subtlety what old people are to all in wrestling.

I'm thinkin' there's only 1 person from here I'd actually have anything to do with in real life involving a "dating" capacity, and I ain't namin' names - he probably knows who he is - so that's that.

:D There is nothing in the world better than mutuality.

Glitz, :fluffle:

Hehe :fluffle: And all this lack of self-confidence... I know what it's like to feel like that but you are a fantastic person... funny, sweet, gorgeous and with the added bonus of having great music taste ;) And hopefully one day you'll realise all that :fluffle: But most people here have already realised that and agree with me I'm sure so keep smiling and remember to always keep hope :)

Hehe :fluffle: And all this lack of self-confidence... I know what it's like to feel like that but you are a fantastic person... funny, sweet, gorgeous and with the added bonus of having great music taste ;) And hopefully one day you'll realise all that :fluffle: But most people here have already realised that and agree with me I'm sure so keep smiling and remember to always keep hope :)
*blushes*

:fluffle: :fluffle:

:)

I like hats.

and cake.

*blushes*

:fluffle: :fluffle:

:)

Yay! Smiling is good :D Always nice to make people smile :) :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yay! Smiling is good :D Always nice to make people smile :) :fluffle: :fluffle:
:) <--- smile :D

Sounds good to me.
28 yr old lady seeks younger (not skinny) lad. Must like Most Haunted, Goodfellas, Electric Six and be close to family and friends.

Damn... if only I wasnt skinny! *snaps* :p

27 yr old, self employed lady, 5'9", cuddly build, pretty face. Likes animals, reading, writing, Sci-fi and other weirs stuff, computers and films. Seeks gentleman up to 40. Must be confident/self assured and solvent.

Come on now, ordely queue please, take a number, no pushing lads!

(I have a link to really old photo available if necessary)

Can I be number one? :D

20 Year Old looks for a very special lady that can cook, clean, do the dishes, bring the beer, swallows, and loves watching football.

Can I be number one?

Well o'course you can, sugar! ;)

Now for the interview (did i not mention that? :eek: )

Name
Age,
location
Job title
wage
marital status
children
hobbies/interests
prospects in life
views in euthenasuia
views on the meaning of life
what would you do with £1,000,000 ($1,500,000)
Cats or dogs
how would you be a good husband to me?
How would you keep six children under 6 in line?
Do you mind your wife seeing other men?
Do you think you are the be all and end all?
what side of the bed do you prefer?

;)

Name: Lyle

Age: Old enough to know what Im doing, young enough to do it well ;)

location: Canada, land of maple syrup, beavers, and beer

Job title: Engineering Technologist

wage: I would prefer to be paid in Love, it's all you need.

marital status: Single and love to mingle

children: none

hobbies/interests: Providing multiple orgasms

prospects in life: Travel and see the world, all of it.

views on euthenasuia: Trick question? or Tricky question?

views on the meaning of life: Love.

what would you do with £1,000,000 ($1,500,000): Travel, spending my free time (which would be abundant) helping the needy in the countries to which I journey

Cats or dogs: Dogs are a mans best friend, sorry!

how would you be a good husband to me? : Oh my! So sudden?

How would you keep six children under 6 in line? By lining them up and telling them to stay in line?

Do you mind your wife seeing other men? Not if she doesnt mind me seeing other men! :p

Do you think you are the be all and end all? No, are you?

what side of the bed do you prefer? It doesnt really matter, on the top, on the bottom, from the side, from behind... I can do it all!

;)

Sweet Jesus! If someone doesnt snatch Lasc up soon....it must mean the world is full of crazy women. Well, I know we are crazy anyway...but sheesh!

Ladies.........he's THE man.

Sweet Jesus! If someone doesnt snatch Lasc up soon....it must mean the world is full of crazy women. Well, I know we are crazy anyway...but sheesh!

Ladies.........he's THE man.

Mmmm, he sure is!

*Is the line here? ;) *

Aww! Im blushing girls! :fluffle:

Very good answers Lascivious Maximus. Thank you for coming in. I shall consider you for the position as my potential husband and you will receive my decision within two weeks. :D

One further question, would you relocate to a country aproximatly 8000 miles way?

Next! Number 2? Where's number 2? please step forward now sir!

(bugger, i think i scared the rest off! ;) )

Very good answers Lascivious Maximus. Thank you for coming in. I shall consider you for the position as my potential husband and you will receive my decision within two weeks. :D
Oh, well in that case I look forward to a response! ;)
(perhaps you might post a little more about yourself first? Haha!)

One further question, would you relocate to a country aproximatly 8000 miles way?
Hmm... would you? :p

(perhaps you might post a little more about yourself first? Haha!)

Well currently you know more about me so you have the edge, so to speak ;)

Hmm... would you?

depends on the guy, or gal.

Well currently you know more about me so you have the edge, so to speak ;)

Not really... all of my info is listed in either the profile or pic thread, so indeed... it would appear that you have the edge!

Unless that is, you post some pics and fill out survey of your own! ;)

Can I just just post for "Adonis de service recherché" ? Basically, a love slave who can handle voluptuousness? ;)

:) <--- smile :D

Wahoo! :D making people smile makes me smile :D so :fluffle: for making me smile :)

Basically, a love slave who can handle voluptuousness?

Hmm, nice request... may have to get myself one of them ;)

Wahoo! :D making people smile makes me smile :D so :fluffle: for making me smile :)

glad to be of service ;) :fluffle: :fluffle:

glad to be of service ;) :fluffle: :fluffle:

hehe and it's such a good service you provide :fluffle: :D official smile maker.... :p

hehe and it's such a good service you provide :fluffle: :D official smile maker.... :p
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-025.gif

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-025.gif

wow... huge smile! Fantabulous :D Just like you :fluffle:

Edit: And yay for your location! Hehe :fluffle:

Edit: And yay for your location! Hehe :fluffle:
;) :D

Now every time I see your location I smile! :D Amazing... ;) you just get better and better at your job :fluffle:

Not really... all of my info is listed in either the profile or pic thread, so indeed... it would appear that you have the edge!

OH NOOOOOO! You're younger than me! I cannot be a cradle robber, sorry (or a grave robber, just for the record)

Unless that is, you post some pics and fill out survey of your own!

This used to be my home page. the pic is about 6 yrs old and the info probably 4 yrs old. http://www.cyberturf.com/catsfanfic/aboutme.html

Now every time I see your location I smile! :D Amazing... ;) you just get better and better at your job :fluffle:
well the Official Smile Maker is always on duty :D




http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s27/smilies-23601.png

OH NOOOOOO! You're younger than me! I cannot be a cradle robber, sorry (or a grave robber, just for the record)



This used to be my home page. the pic is about 6 yrs old and the info probably 4 yrs old. http://www.cyberturf.com/catsfanfic/aboutme.html
Haha! Aww shucks! And youre such a cutie too! *snaps*

Better luck next time m'dear, and happy hunting! ;)

well the Official Smile Maker is always on duty :D




http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s27/smilies-23601.png

:D Can't go disobeying you now... couldn't if I wanted-in a smiley mood now-thanks! :D :fluffle:

Oo this reminds me of a poem I found.....

Smiling is infectious
You can catch it like the flu
When someone smiled at me today
I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner
And someone saw my grin
When he smiled I realised
I'd passed it onto him.

I thought about that smile
And realised its worth
A single smile, just like mine
Could travel round the earth.

So if you feel a smile begin
Don't leave it undetected
Let's start an epidemic quick
And get the world infected.

Everybody needs to smile
It wipes away the pain
Just shout out hip hip hooray
And smile some more, again!

So cheesy but simply fantastic! :D

:D Can't go disobeying you now... couldn't if I wanted-in a smiley mood now-thanks! :D :fluffle:

heh my work is done ;)
and you know what? i'm in a smiley mood too now :p yay!

awesome poem btw :D (and true)


night :)

heh my work is done ;)
and you know what? i'm in a smiley mood too now :p yay!

awesome poem btw :D (and true)


night :)

Indeed ;) :fluffle:

Yay! <lowers voice> my work as the undercover secret smile maker is done....

I know :D Night night, sweet dreams :fluffle:

Dear Mssr. Elegante,
You left your pocketwatch in the hot tub. When will you be
Back to retrieve it?
-128 Hot Katies

]My Katies 1-128,
Good to hear from all y'all (especially you, Katie 80). When
my raucous schedule permits, I will triumphantly/abundantly
return to the chateau for my ruby-encrusted pocketwatch.
I have plans tonight, however, but I will, furthermore,
heretofore, be back on morrow next. Please tell Adelaide
that the poached eggs were tremendous.
Forever Young,
Chester Elegante

]My Katies 1-128,
Good to hear from all y'all (especially you, Katie 80). When
my raucous schedule permits, I will triumphantly/abundantly
return to the chateau for my ruby-encrusted pocketwatch.
I have plans tonight, however, but I will, furthermore,
heretofore, be back on morrow next. Please tell Adelaide
that the poached eggs were tremendous.
Forever Young,
Chester Elegante
:confused: :confused:

All this love going around makes me smile

:)

Still no takers for me, huh?

Oh well. *shrugs* That's life. *shrugs again*

Who wants a date? (http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingredients/produce/fruit/images/date.jpg)

TPE, why have one when you can have any of us singletons? ;) :fluffle:

All this love going around makes me smile

:)

Still no takers for me, huh?

Oh well. *shrugs* That's life. *shrugs again*

Don't want to spoil the party, but isn't this the wrong thread to "spread the love"?.

And by Goddess, take charge! ;)

Do you see anyoe queueing up over here?

TPE, why have one when you can have any of us singletons? ;) :fluffle:
Eh? :confused:

Don't want to spoil the party, but isn't this the wrong thread to "spread the love"?.

And by Goddess, take charge! ;)

Do you see anyoe queueing up over here?
"queueing"?

"taking charge"?

:confused:

I think she's saying all your suitors have been shunted out of the way so she keen monopolise you.

I was saying don't settle for one girl. Take us all. :p

:fluffle:

:confused: :confused:

i think i'll shut up now

:confused: :confused:

i think i'll shut up now
About what?

About what?

About giving advice and steering people in directions they may not want to go.
Randomea, there are a lot of us singletons to choose from. So if they don't go to you, unleash that charm and fluffle them into it.

;)

I'm afraid to disappoint my fellow NSers but I think my heart's been stolen away...I'll have to wait and see on Thursday though...a lot can change in 5yrs and the person at the other end of a computer isn't always as lovely as they seem...

If Cupid wants to make me fall in love he's gonna have to go from a bow & arrow to a high-velocity sniper rifle

I'm afraid to disappoint my fellow NSers but I think my heart's been stolen away...I'll have to wait and see on Thursday though...a lot can change in 5yrs and the person at the other end of a computer isn't always as lovely as they seem...

:(

Well I did warn TPE...loyal to the extreme.........

I'm afraid to disappoint my fellow NSers but I think my heart's been stolen away...I'll have to wait and see on Thursday though...a lot can change in 5yrs and the person at the other end of a computer isn't always as lovely as they seem...


*huggles*
I am happy for you and I hope it works out. :)

I'm afraid to disappoint my fellow NSers but I think my heart's been stolen away...I'll have to wait and see on Thursday though...a lot can change in 5yrs and the person at the other end of a computer isn't always as lovely as they seem...
Well, I must admit... it almost breaks my heart to hear it reiterated, but if this chap is even a modicum of the gentleman he ought to be in order to impress a girl like you - then youre well suited indeed! I wish you both nothing but the best - and I truly hope that everything works out well for you! Youre an amazing girl - dont ever accept anything but the best! ;)

Well, I must admit... it almost breaks my heart to hear it reiterated, but if this chap is even a modicum of the gentleman he ought to be in order to impress a girl like you - then youre well suited indeed! I wish you both nothing but the best - and I truly hope that everything works out well for you! Youre an amazing girl - dont ever accept anything but the best! ;)

:fluffle: just because i read that

*waits around with her hands in her pockets*

Aw....I feel really bad telling you now...maybe you should stay blissfully ignorant....it's not true! It's all a lie! Honestly!
Bah I suck at lying.
Sorry... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :(

*waits around with her hands in her pockets*
No need to wait m'dear! There should be no waiting when Im around! Now... where are we off to? :)

Aw....I feel really bad telling you now...maybe you should stay blissfully ignorant....it's not true! It's all a lie! Honestly!
Bah I suck at lying.
Sorry... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :(
No need to be sorry at all! The only things in this life ever to be sorry for are regret! Now dont waste a second - get yourself that man!! ;)

Aw....I feel really bad telling you now...maybe you should stay blissfully ignorant....it's not true! It's all a lie! Honestly!
Bah I suck at lying.
Sorry... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :(

*throws pillows at you*


*did I mention they were extra soft?* ;)


Come, join in a drink to single life... and the love we 'll eventuallly find in the aisles of the local supermarket when he comes up to ask for help in finding the radicchio (sp?)

*throws pillows at you*


*did I mention they were extra soft?* ;)


Come, join in a drink to single life... and the love I'll eventuallly find in the aisles of the local supermarket when he comes up to ask me if I can help him find the radicchio (sp?)
Perhaps you should be asking him if you can help him find the cucumber? That might speed things up!! ;)

Walks in, speech prepared:

Riiiiiight......dating service....like I suck at getting a girl in PERSON already...

END OF SPEECH

Perhaps you should be asking him if you can help him find the cucumber? That might speed things up!! ;)
You're so wicked... it's very appealing. :fluffle:
I was almost going to answer that, but I've already attracked enough "divine" attention with my wicked thoughts ;)

Walks in, speech prepared:

Riiiiiight......dating service....like I suck at getting a girl in PERSON already...

END OF SPEECH
:fluffle: these might help...

Walks in, speech prepared:

Riiiiiight......dating service....like I suck at getting a girl in PERSON already...

END OF SPEECH


we have something in common :(

I'm afraid to disappoint my fellow NSers but I think my heart's been stolen away...I'll have to wait and see on Thursday though...a lot can change in 5yrs and the person at the other end of a computer isn't always as lovely as they seem...
:(

we have something in common :(

Gentlemen! Really! I think we need a thread on charming the ladies...

:fluffle: for you too.

Gentlemen! Really! I think we need a thread on charming the ladies...

:fluffle: for you too.


its easier to charm someone in NS than in person

its easier to charm someone in NS than in person
That's true. I fear that the spark i may have had with someone here on NS may turn out to be a complete fizzle or dud in real life. :(

Holy jesus there have been a ton of additional posts to this thread since the last time I checked it.

Every one scroll back and read my info ^^.

Holy jesus there have been a ton of additional posts to this thread since the last time I checked it.

Every one scroll back and read my info ^^.

where is it about?

That's true. I fear that the spark i may have had with someone here on NS may turn out to be a complete fizzle or dud in real life. :(


its sad, you make a connection, then lose it in a few seconds in real life :(

*thinking of whips, they appear in each hand*

Crack!
I think you men need to be prepped and whipped into shape

today: whimp, shy, self-effacing (and i mean that in the nicest way, oh god...)
tomorrow: love machines
*

ooc i really shouldn't post everyting i think :rolleyes:

*thinking of whips, they appear in each hand*

Crack!
I think you men need to be prepped and whipped into shape

today: whimp, shy, self-effacing
tomorrow: love machines

ooc i really shouldn't post everyting i think :rolleyes:
I'm pretty well trained but can you whip me n e way

ooc i really shouldn't post everyting i think ;) :D :fluffle:

Holy jesus there have been a ton of additional posts to this thread since the last time I checked it.

Every one scroll back and read my info ^^.
One way to get attention is to go back to that page, copy the link in the address bar, and put it in your sig.

Erm sorry, that is a bit important. It's quoted on Page 12.

*thinking of whips, they appear in each hand*

Crack!
I think you men need to be prepped and whipped into shape

today: whimp, shy, self-effacing (and i mean that in the nicest way, oh god...)
tomorrow: love machines
*

ooc i really shouldn't post everyting i think :rolleyes:


no thanks :eek:

I'm pretty well trained but can you whip me n e way

ooc i really shouldn't post everyting i think ;) :D :fluffle:

LOL... that's all i can do
You're as wicked as Lasc. I love it! :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

LOL... that's all i can do
You're as wicked as Lasc. I love it! :fluffle: :p :fluffle:



I have seen a side of you that i do not really like


Ooc:*is not interested in those kinds of girls*

I'm quite lazy, so I just copied my profile from Face the Jury. Enjoy.

About Me:
Important Info...
Name: Stephie
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 107 lbs or less
Age: 15
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Blue
Status: Single
Sexuality: Bisexual
Nationaliy: Irish-American
Religion: Atheist
Interests: Intelligent people, music, the arts, computers, video games, left wing politics, satiric TV shows, as well as Law and Order and governmental issues in general. Ask me about my views on religion.

What I look for in...
Guys: Nice, long hair. Dark hair. Dark sense of humor. Outgoing. Nice. Pleasant to be around. Intelligence.
Girls: Nice smiles. Nice teeth. Good Personality. Intelligence. Slim build.

Major turn offs... Body hair. Arrogance. Republicans. Ignorance. Those who are overweight. Hyper people. Bible beaters. Christians. People who never learned to type correctly, or use correct grammar. Hicks. Girls who obsess over the dumbest things, especially their latest love interest. Victims of fashion. Slow readers. People who believe they are smarter than they actually are. Those who fail moderate-leveled core classes in High school. High School in general and in its entirety. This little town called Liberty, MO.

Information not found on face the jury...

I'm a Sophomore in High School. I live in suburbia in the middle of the Midwest and hate every minute of it. I play violin, have since the age of 2, and temporarily the drums. I enjoy lots of different kinds of music, but have a great distaste for country. I plan on majoring in Political Science once I get to college.

You can reach me on x ms x cynical x on AIM and SheDevil4908 on Yahoo.
There you go a little present :)

I have seen a side of you that i do not really like


Ooc:*is not interested in those kinds of girls*
:)
Well, now, we haven't sat down with a bowl of hot chocolate and talked, so how would you know?

ooc in here, you can't make assumptions about anything and shouldn't judge or make decision without all the facts. ;)

:)
Well, now, we haven't sat down with a bowl of hot chocolate and talked, so how would you know?

ooc in here, you can't make assumptions about anything and shouldn't judge or make decision without all the facts. ;)

idk, i guess im guessing under fear of you whipping me


ooc:true

*thinking of whips, they appear in each hand*

Crack!
I think you men need to be prepped and whipped into shape

today: whimp, shy, self-effacing (and i mean that in the nicest way, oh god...)
tomorrow: love machines
*

ooc i really shouldn't post everyting i think :rolleyes:
Whips?

*slowly backs away nervously*

Heh.... :D

Whips?

*slowly backs away nervously*

Heh.... :D
don't worry it doesn't hurt THAT much unless you clean the wounds with alcohol

Whips?

*slowly backs away nervously*

Heh.... :D



im with you

*eyes whips*

don't worry it doesn't hurt THAT much unless you clean the wounds with alcohol

*bats her eyelashes*
Is my reputation ruined?!!!
:eek:

Wow ... this is still goin' on, eh?

Fun!

*bats her eyelashes*
Is my reputation ruined?!!!
:eek:


no....just....playing.....around

please dont be mad


*still backing away*

*bats her eyelashes*
Is my reputation ruined?!!!
:eek:

Of course not, :fluffle:

Of course not, :fluffle:

Fluffling... bliss... it should be a food group... err... if it was edible...

Fluffling... bliss... it should be a food group... err... if it was edible...

*not afraid anymore due to the fact that he cant see the whips*



huh?

No, TCG, your reputation is not ruined :) :fluffle:

*not afraid anymore due to the fact that he cant see the whips*



huh?
*glad you aren't afraid anymore*

:rolleyes:
*filling the blanks*
:fluffle: are bliss they should be a food group all on their own, if they were edible, that is.

Is it worth me reading 18+ pages?

Is it worth me reading 18+ pages?
Yes. That way, you'll know who to hit on, and who NOT to hit on ;)

Aha! Pluto, I knew where I'd find you at this time of the morning. Flirting shamelessly, of course. :D Is there a male version of a hussy?

:fluffle: Have some fun, I'm going to bed shortly. I just thought I'd check up on you first.

Aha! Pluto, I knew where I'd find you at this time of the morning. Flirting shamelessly, of course. :D Is there a male version of a hussy?

:fluffle: Have some fun, I'm going to bed shortly. I just thought I'd check up on you first.
What's a hussy?

I'm gonna go to bed soon as well. ;)

EDIT: Oh, and...

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

:D

"You little hussy" - endearing but annoying girl.

"You little hussy" - endearing but annoying girl.
BK thinks I"m annoying? :confused: :(

BK thinks I"m annoying? :confused: :(

A girl who would have to pay someone to have sex with them. Unless, of course, they're that desperate. In that case, they'd have to sterilize their mattress afterwards. :p

A girl who would have to pay someone to have sex with them. Unless, of course, they're that desperate. In that case, they'd have to sterilize their mattress afterwards. :p
:confused:

:confused:

What's :confused: for? Come on! You can figure it out. You can't be that dense.


EDIT: try using a dictionary

What's :confused: for? Come on! You can figure it out. You can't be that dense.


EDIT: try using a dictionary
A girl who would have to pay someone to have sex with them. Unless, of course, they're that desperate. In that case, they'd have to sterilize their mattress afterwards.
:confused:

5'7" female 134 pounds
40 year old body (well preserved)with 16 year old mind
Straight dark brown hair
Large blue eyes
high cheekbones
pointy chin
rapidly moving mouth with mobile tongue :D
Liberal catnut
southern accent
Lusts after younger men with all her heart and soul.

Wow :)

Wow :)
Wow indeed ;)

...

:(

*teleports to pluto*

*lays in a fetal position on the icy surface*

*falls asleep watching the looooong sunset*

(EDIT: if i remember correctly, I think she likes The Cat-Tribes. not sure though...)

(EDIT 2: Yep, it seems she does: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406692&page=5&pp=15)

What, no response to my piece of crap? I was hoping for at least a slap. Sigh. :(

I might actually have to post something serious about myself.

No need to wait m'dear! There should be no waiting when Im around! Now... where are we off to? :)
Oh, some place expensive, if you're paying. ;) *takes advantage of a nice man, in all ways possible*

Wow! Hardly a single new post here!

Wow! Hardly a single new post here!

Well the same people write on it

but hey

*raises hand*
... still single... over here... All I get are promises of :fluffle: and then...

*raises hand*
... still single... over here... All I get are promises of :fluffle: and then...
:fluffle: SHOW me the way

:fluffle: SHOW me the way
I thought I had, short of of getting... physical.

I thought I had, short of of getting... physical.

the suggestiveness ofthe pause intrigues me :fluffle: :fluffle:

the suggestiveness ofthe pause intrigues me :fluffle: :fluffle:

Aaaahhh, a perceptive man. Now that is sexy. :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Aaaahhh, a perceptive man. Now that is sexy. :fluffle: :p :fluffle:Not as sexy as being a chocolate goddess ;) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Not as sexy as being a chocolate goddess ;) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

And sharing the bounty! :fluffle:

And sharing the bounty! :fluffle:

What coconut aswel whoooooooo hoooooooooo :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :)

*Watches the two lovebirds as he waits for some girl to pick HIM up.*

You gotta pick them up unless they are stronger but hey
Edit:once she was and i stupidly made her prove it

You gotta pick them up unless they are stronger but hey
Edit:once she was and i stupidly made her prove it
LOL

whoops...

correction: *watches the two lovebirds as he waits for some girl to answer to HIS profile*
lol

But seriously she picked me up and threw me across a table that was not good

Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes: boobs, women, nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, sex-haters, religion, this fictional "God" entity, hollywood

Match me up, baby! :D
I figured I'd shamelessly bump my post :D

lol

But seriously she picked me up and threw me across a table that was not good

Poor baby... :fluffle: If you're going to throw a guy around, timing is everthing. But I thought a man pinned to a table would have found the situation interesting...

Poor baby... :fluffle: If you're going to throw a guy around, timing is everthing. But I thought a man pinned to a table would have found the situation interesting...
That would have been a much more agreeable position i'd admit :fluffle:

I figured I'd shamelessly bump my post :D
TPE where are you from?

TPE where are you from?
Born in denver, living in minnesota.

Born in denver, living in minnesota.
dunno y i asked, just generally interested

I live near London

dunno y i asked, just generally interested

I live near London

*eyes quickly empty of intelligence*
The one where English people live?

*eyes quickly empty of intelligence*
The one where English people live?
lol
usually yes ;) . My parents are Irish and canadian tho, so technically I'm an English born Irish-Canadian :confused: but hey :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: for being funny

going to bed now :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: for all

going to bed now :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: for all
Night! :)

*turns to TCG*

*begins flirting shamelessly* :D

lol
usually yes ;) . My parents are Irish and canadian tho, so technically I'm an English born Irish-Canadian :confused: but hey :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: for being funny
And yet more things in common... :fluffle: Sweet Blessings. Maybe we'll play again tomorrow.

Night! :)

*turns to TCG*

*begins flirting shamelessly* :D
Now Gene, whatever are we going to do? *eyes batting frantickly*

Night! :)

*turns to TCG*

*begins flirting shamelessly* :D
fair game ;)

And yet more things in common... :fluffle: Sweet Blessings. Maybe we'll play again tomorrow.
I hope so

Now Gene, whatever are we going to do? *eyes batting frantickly*
Start fluffling? :D

:fluffle:

EDIT: Unless, you'd rather have gataway instead of me?

I hope so
;) . Now go to bed!

Start fluffling? :D

:fluffle:

EDIT: Unless, you'd rather have gataway instead of me?

I am a Goddess, my needs and wants and boundless. Start :fluffle:

I am a Goddess, my needs and wants and boundless. Start :fluffle:
:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Why, Gene, you've gone Frenchie on me!
:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

get a room

Why, Gene, you've gone Frenchie on me!
:fluffle: :p :fluffle:
Yes, I have :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

get a room
Maybe we should... ;)

Maybe we should... ;)

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
This is the dating thread. If you want casual loving, you have to "pass the love"... unless you have a certain interest? *arched brow*

This is the dating thread. If you want casual loving, you have to "pass the love"... unless you have a certain interest? *arched brow*
Why include him when we can have eachother all to ourselves? :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

This is the dating thread. If you want casual loving, you have to "pass the love"... unless you have a certain interest? *arched brow*


i dont quite get what your saying explain

Why include him when we can have eachother all to ourselves? :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

My, aren't we greedy :) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

what did you mean by "special intrest"

My legs have lasers attached.

My, aren't we greedy :) :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:D

:fluffle:

Aww, can't we? ;) :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

i dont quite get what your saying explain

I seem to have that effect on you. Not much else, but i'll keep trying. :)

it only seems to be you too

it only seems to be you too

Should I take that personally? I didn't whip him, so it's no like his physically scarred, or anything

Must be my... sense of humour.

Should I take that personally? I didn't whip him, so it's no like his physically scarred, or anything

Must be my... sense of humour.


i didnt mean anything by that, i meant i take alot of things seriously

@TCG
I just noticed something about our nation name initials...

TPE "Tee-Pee-Eee"

TCG "Tee-See-Gee"

sounds like a rhyme. coincidence? :D

i didnt mean anything by that, i meant i take alot of things seriously
Like I said... must be my sense of humour ;)
I get the feeling that i sometimes scare you with my 'extremeness".

@TCG
I just noticed something about our nation name initials...

TPE "Tee-Pee-Eee"

TCG "Tee-See-Gee"

sounds like a rhyme. coincidence? :D

It's written in the stars, TPE

Like I said... must be my sense of humour ;)
I get the feeling that i sometimes scare you with my 'extremeness".

lol,well i got to be headin' in

What's a hussy?

I'm gonna go to bed soon as well. ;)

EDIT: Oh, and...

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

:D

Main Entry: hus·sy
Pronunciation: 'h&-sE, -zE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural hussies
Etymology: alteration of Middle English huswif housewife, from hus house + wif wife, woman
1 : a lewd or brazen woman
2 : a saucy or mischievous girl

:fluffle: :fluffle:

It's written in the stars, TPE
Geeee, what does THAT remind me of? :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Geeee, what does THAT remind me of? :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

i might know

Main Entry: hus·sy
Pronunciation: 'h&-sE, -zE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural hussies
Etymology: alteration of Middle English huswif housewife, from hus house + wif wife, woman
1 : a lewd or brazen woman
2 : a saucy or mischievous girl

:fluffle: :fluffle:
Then yes, ther IS a male version of a hussy: ME! :D

:fluffle: :fluffle:

EDIT: At least, I think there's such a thing as a male version of a hussy... ;) :D

Um... isn't there some handy form to fill out? I'm incredibly lazy.

In the lack of the presence of a form:

I'm Calire, and I'm 16.
I love languages: especially Romantic ones; Italian, Spanish, French... I'm learning French, Spanish, and Latin.
I'm a writer and a poet. I aspire to have a novel published and a movie made of one of my screenplays, but I'm counting my chickens before they've hatched. I mainly write poetry like this (http://allpoetry.com/Poem/971301)... I'm quite the poetic person.
I like being a typical American girl... entrepreneuring, ambitious, and independent. And I'm a libertarian. I'm also very sarcastic... and my favorite word, sardonic.
I'm vain-- I like to think I'm very pretty, though I'm not photogenic. My best features are my eyes, which change from day to day (grey, green, blue) and my hair, which is currently brown with streaks of blond and red.
I've probably forgotten many things about myself, because I'm very forgetful like that, but you can TM me for more information. ;)

Shameless bump, in hopes of a match.

i might know
Ooh, do tell me, o lovely Divine One :)

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Ooh, do tell me, o lovely Divine One

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

*looking at TPE and IdM :fluffle: togther*
Where's my camera when i need?

*looking at TPE and IdM :fluffle: togther*
Where's my camera when i need?
D'OH!!!!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

I thought that it was YOU who posted that, not IdM!

D'OH!!!!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

I thought that it was YOU who posted that, not IdM!

*smiles sweetly*

*smiles sweetly*
I beg for your forgiveness, o Great Goddess!

I beg for your forgiveness, o Great Goddess!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
*looks around*

seems we've got the place to ourselves... http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

*looks around*

seems we've got the place to ourselves... http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Come here, you crusher of stars, you
:fluffle: :p :fluffle:


ooc m'k, now i'm really going...

Come here, you crusher of stars, you
:fluffle: :p :fluffle:


ooc m'k, now i'm really going...
:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

OOC: later :)

Yes. That way, you'll know who to hit on, and who NOT to hit on ;)
Eh but its 32 pages now!
i think ill just stay celibate!
http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif :(

Eh but its 32 pages now!
i think ill just stay celibate!
http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif :(
The link doesn't work. :(

Name: Medivh
Status: Single (I'll most likely die single unless you help me ladies.)
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Height: 5'7
Weight: 130 pounds (US)
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Orientation: Straight
Nationaliy: Russian-American
Religion: Satanism (I got bored being a Atheist.)
Likes: Killing people, learning new things, being a Republican, playing jokes on others, being hated, being feared by others.
Looking for: A Liberal women, (They are just sexier then Conservative women most of the time), I'm looking for a person that will respect my views, and I will respect your views, looking for a mature lady that agrees with the old saying "disagreements are the spices of life" like I do, age isn't much of a problem.
Last words: I'm just looking for a nice girl.
Contact me by: Email Medivh@dswebnet.com or telegram me.

Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh

OMG , u (creator) ar such a pervert . Trying to drool over online girls . C'mon man , get a life n dun be such a sicko pervert ...

OMG , u (creator) ar such a pervert . Trying to drool over online girls . C'mon man , get a life n dun be such a sicko pervert ...
We HAVE lives: NationStates. :D

A girl who would have to pay someone to have sex with them. Unless, of course, they're that desperate. In that case, they'd have to sterilize their mattress afterwards.

Once again, you cannot be that dense. Now that you know what a hussy is, why don't you putit together?

EDIT: Now I'm REALLY glad I'm not going to Minnesota.

Once again, you cannot be that dense. Now that you know what a hussy is, why don't you putit together?

EDIT: Now I'm REALLY glad I'm not going to Minnesota.
You reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallly must hate me, don't you? :p

I thought this was supposed to be a friendly little thread where we all got along? Cant we try and do that? I dont like it when people fight! :(

I thought this was supposed to be a friendly little thread where we all got along? Cant we try and do that? I dont like it when people fight! :(
I'm doing my best to avoid it... :(

Once again, you cannot be that dense. Now that you know what a hussy is, why don't you putit together?

EDIT: Now I'm REALLY glad I'm not going to Minnesota.
if thats serious, it doesnt seem very nice to say. and that comment coming from me.... that means its REALLY NOT THAT NICE AT ALL.

if thats serious, it doesnt seem very nice to say. and that comment coming from me.... that means its REALLY NOT THAT NICE AT ALL.
exactly.

if thats serious, it doesnt seem very nice to say. and that comment coming from me.... that means its REALLY NOT THAT NICE AT ALL.

Just as an offshoot in this rather depressing moment...YAY I'm in your sig!! :D

if thats serious, it doesnt seem very nice to say. and that comment coming from me.... that means its REALLY NOT THAT NICE AT ALL.
Agreed.

Agreed.

I'm sorry. :fluffle:

You reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallly must hate me, don't you? :p

No. I don't hate you. I just don't know why I should go to Minnesota. I thought we established that there's no point in me going to Minnesota.

I don't know why you'd say I should go there. :confused:

You say you're scared of me. Then, you say I'm not your type. :confused:

You don't want my sympathy. How am I supposed to be your friend? Aside from being nice and not mean.

I'm sorry. :fluffle:
Thats better :)

Right. I was still insulted a bit, however.
I'm sorry. :fluffle:
Apology accepted :)

Right. I was still insulted a bit, however.

Apology accepted :)

I'm sorry. It wasn't supposed to be sincere or truthful. It was supposed to be sarcastic like you and I are always making fun of each other. You're NOT dense. you're smarter than me so you definitely cannot be dense. :fluffle:

I'm sorry. It wasn't supposed to be sincere or truthful. It was supposed to be sarcastic like you and I are always making fun of each other. You're NOT dense. you're smarter than me so you definitely cannot be dense. :fluffle:
It wasn't sincere? :(

It wasn't sincere? :(

No, the insult wasn't supposed to be sincere. It was supposed to be sarcastic. Theapology was sincere. :fluffle:

No, the insult wasn't supposed to be sincere. It was supposed to be sarcastic. Theapology was sincere. :fluffle:
Oh. I see.

How did this all start? I declined to give you sympathy in that other thread?

Oh. I see.

How did this all start? I declined to give you sympathy in that other thread?

No. You told me I wasn't your type.

Then, I tried to make you feel better about not having a girl.

You wouldn't take my sympathy.

I made fun of you and your cousins.

You said somewhere in the pass the love on thread. That I was a dangerous person. I thought you were sarcastic.

Then, you told me I should go to Minnesota when you were drooling over some girl. I thought you were being sarcastic though.

No. You told me I wasn't your type.

Then, I tried to make you feel better about not having a girl.

You wouldn't take my sympathy.

I made fun of you and your cousins.

You said somewhere in the pass the love on thread. That I was a dangerous person. I thought you were sarcastic.

Then, you told me I should go to Minnesota when you were drooling over some girl. I thought you were being sarcastic though.
I see.

I thought it was all serious, except for the going thru minnesota part. THAT was just for fun.

I see.

I thought it was all serious, except for the going thru minnesota part. THAT was just for fun.

Well, I guess we're just surrounded by misinterpretation and misunderstanding! Perhaps we should start over? :fluffle:

Well, I guess we're just surrounded by misinterpretation and misunderstanding! Perhaps we should start over? :fluffle:
I was thinking the same thing.... :) Any ideas how?