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I was thinking the same thing.... :) Any ideas how?

Umm... no talking about sympathy or cousins or going to Minnesota or wallflowers.

We'll stop being sarcastic to each other. We'll only say sincere, nice things. :)

Umm... no talking about sympathy or cousins or going to Minnesota or wallflowers.

We'll stop being sarcastic to each other. We'll only say sincere, nice things. :)
Well, I'm gonna miss those good(?) talks about sympathy and wallflowers... :/

Well, I'm gonna miss those good(?) talks about sympathy and wallflowers... :/

Oh, so will I. Maybe we should always make a point to never take each other too seriously?

Oh, so will I. Maybe we should always make a point to never take each other too seriously?
Yeah; especially since this is the INTERNET, and we've never met in RL, so there's no way of knowing who's joking or who's not, so I agree.

The link doesn't work. :(
Philistinic Bastards how dare they mess with the link! :mp5: :mad:
http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif

EDIT: Nope dosent work some Cretan DEATED it!!!! :mad:

Philistinic Bastards how dare they mess with the link! :mp5: :mad:
http://img182.exs.cx/img182/9167/fap1lk.gif
It's still taking me to the front page instead... :mad:

It's still taking me to the front page instead... :mad:
YEAH i edited the post looks like the powers that be KIlled IT!!!1! :sniper: :mad:

I guess ill have to settle for http://www.xtrememass.com/forum//images/smilies/blow.gif
:rolleyes:

YEAH i edited the post looks like the powers that be KIlled IT!!!1! :sniper: :mad:

I guess ill have to settle for http://www.xtrememass.com/forum//images/smilies/blow.gif
:rolleyes:
:eek:

For possibly a more structured thing, try out this site.

http://www.spunge.org/~demortes/dating/

I decided to look at getting a script set up for this, and if it were to be used a good amount, I'd keep it.

Demortes

OMG , u (creator) ar such a pervert . Trying to drool over online girls . C'mon man , get a life n dun be such a sicko pervert ...

Waitwaitwait.

There are GIRLS on the INTERNET now??? When did that happen?

*ignores the fact that she is, in fact, a girl herself*

Um, is it ok to drool over online guys then? 'Cause like... some of them are really hot and witty and evil...

>.>

Waitwaitwait.

There are GIRLS on the INTERNET now??? When did that happen?

*ignores the fact that she is, in fact, a girl herself*

Um, is it ok to drool over online guys then? 'Cause like... some of them are really hot and witty and evil...

>.>
If its ME you're drooling over, go ahead :D

(j/k ;) )

Yeah, you can drool if you want :)

Waitwaitwait.

There are GIRLS on the INTERNET now??? When did that happen?

*ignores the fact that she is, in fact, a girl herself*

Um, is it ok to drool over online guys then? 'Cause like... some of them are really hot and witty and evil...

>.>

I'd let you drool on me, but I just took a shower...

Edit --- Wow, what a way to kill a topic...

Waitwaitwait.

There are GIRLS on the INTERNET now??? When did that happen?

*ignores the fact that she is, in fact, a girl herself*

Um, is it ok to drool over online guys then? 'Cause like... some of them are really hot and witty and evil...

>.>
Its ok Shaed... you can tell everyone that I'm your love-toy sex-slave, I dont mind master...

*Gives Shaed a 'My Little Pony' as fluffle bribe...*

*Pets Lascivious*
Gooooooood boy! :D

:eek:
DAmn TInks :eek: look disapoints me i was hoping for a :cool: look
and now ive got a :( look guess there will be no :fluffle: for me Tonight let alone any http://www.xtrememass.com/forum//images/smilies/blow.gif

DAmn TInks :eek: look disapoints me i was hoping for a :cool: look
and now ive got a :( look guess there will be no :fluffle: for me Tonight let alone any http://www.xtrememass.com/forum//images/smilies/blow.gif
I was just shocked......................http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/5.gif

Its ok Shaed... you can tell everyone that I'm your love-toy sex-slave, I dont mind master...

*Gives Shaed a 'My Little Pony' as fluffle bribe...*

'Master'? But... I'm the sub...servient one? With the... thing? and the... maid?

*utterly confused* (<--- doesn't take much tonight; I was up until 3am this morning writing up an essay. Yuck)

:: clears throat ::

I'm 22, male, and I live in the United States, near Chicago.

I work hard, and I like to play harder when I get the chance, which is rare because I work a 70 hour work week (one week, not two). When I'm not working I like to go to Chicago to see all the different shows available. Shows and clubs (the comedy kind, not dance. I don't do that.) I'm up for trying almost anything, as long as it doesn't put me in danger of looking like a damn fool.

I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs.

:: clears throat ::

I'm 22, male, and I live in the United States, near Chicago.

I work hard, and I like to play harder when I get the chance, which is rare because I work a 70 hour work week (one week, not two). When I'm not working I like to go to Chicago to see all the different shows available. Shows and clubs (the comedy kind, not dance. I don't do that.) I'm up for trying almost anything, as long as it doesn't put me in danger of looking like a damn fool.

I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs.

Oh? A comedien in Chicago?

'Master'? But... I'm the sub...servient one? With the... thing? and the... maid?

*utterly confused* (<--- doesn't take much tonight; I was up until 3am this morning writing up an essay. Yuck)
Oh right right... what was I thinking... Thursday is your turn to be tied up... wait right here, I'll go get the fuzzy handcuffs off the gardener...

*pauses momentarily in the doorway...*

wait...

Um, honey, did you want me to get the syrup this time? Last time the bedsheets were such a nightmare to clean up... oh... what was I thinking... how are you supposed to answer me with the gag in your mouth! Silly me... Ill be back in a minute or two sweetie... ;)

ooc: Hope you manage more sleep tonight Shaed! If youre ever too restless let me know, I'll start swimming down there straight away! Oh, and Ill bring the mouse (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/LasciviousMax/mylittlechristmasmouse.jpg) since you like him so much. :D

Oh right right... what was I thinking... Thursday is your turn to be tied up... wait right here, I'll go get the fuzzy handcuffs off the gardener...

*pauses momentarily in the doorway...*

wait...

Um, honey, did you want me to get the syrup this time? Last time the bedsheets were such a nightmare to clean up... oh... what was I thinking... how are you supposed to answer me with the gag in your mouth! Silly me... Ill be back in a minute or two sweetie... ;)

ooc: Hope you manage more sleep tonight Shaed! If youre ever too restless let me know, I'll start swimming down there straight away! Oh, and Ill bring the mouse (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/LasciviousMax/mylittlechristmasmouse.jpg) since you like him so much. :D

Ahh! LASCIV you are naughty! :D

Ahh! LASCIV you are naughty! :D
*points at his chest...*

who? me? ... really? why do you say that?

*puppy dog eyes*

I was just shocked......................http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/love/5.gif
Ill take that as a yes then!

But you know if you smoke after sex your doing it to fast! :eek: LOL

*points at his chest...*

who? me? ... really? why do you say that?

*puppy dog eyes*

You, sir, are a perv. I mean this in the nicest sense possible, of course :D.

You, sir, are a perv. I mean this in the nicest sense possible, of course :D.
Well... um... yah...

*slaps forehead*

DOH!!

Well... um... yah...

*slaps forehead*

DOH!!

I can kick you... If you want, that is. Because I'd never do that to somebody unless they said otherwise. Yeah.

I can kick you... If you want, that is. Because I'd never do that to somebody unless they said otherwise. Yeah.
Really... no...

Id much rather be spanked! :)

*thoughts of Monty Python run rampant through the thread*

Oh wicked evil naughty Zoot!!!

Well, I'm not really looking for anyone since I'm engaged, but hell why not?

Name: Mande
Age: 18
Sex. Orientation: Lesbian
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Sandy Brown and Short
Religion: Kemetic (Pagan)
Height: 5'2
Weight: 125
Marital Statues: Engaged, soon to be married (hopefully)
Likes: Cats, Books, D&D, White Wolf's WoD, Exalted, Online Gaming, drawing, anime, western cartoons, comics, horror flicks, comic flicks, Vin Diesel, colouring, baking, listenen to music, computer games, PS2, Xbox, Animals (except some monkies), rainbows, Liberals, philosophy, psychology, zoology
Dislikes: Conservatives, Religious Fanatics, Anti-Abortionists, Ant-Gay Marriagers (Maybe you shouldn't get married if we can't), Bush, Americans in Denial, Idiots of all breeds, arrogance, closed-mindedness :sniper:

Really... no...

Id much rather be spanked! :)

*thoughts of Monty Python run rampant through the thread*

Oh wicked evil naughty Zoot!!!
*Spanks Lascivious*

:D

Well, I'm not really looking for anyone since I'm engaged, but hell why not?

Name: Mande
Age: 18
Sex. Orientation: Lesbian
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Sandy Brown and Short
Religion: Kemetic (Pagan)
Height: 5'2
Weight: 125
Marital Statues: Engaged, soon to be married (hopefully)
Likes: Cats, Books, D&D, White Wolf's WoD, Exalted, Online Gaming, drawing, anime, western cartoons, comics, horror flicks, comic flicks, Vin Diesel, colouring, baking, listenen to music, computer games, PS2, Xbox, Animals (except some monkies), rainbows, Liberals, philosophy, psychology, zoology
Dislikes: Conservatives, Religious Fanatics, Anti-Abortionists, Ant-Gay Marraigers (Maybe you shouldn't get married if we can't), Bush, Americans in Denial, Idiots of all breeds, arrogance, closed-mindedness :sniper:
Good luck with your marriage! :)

Good luck with your marraige! :)

Pardon me, but what the hell is a "marraige"?

Edit --- Damn you for editing!

*points at his chest...*

who? me? ... really? why do you say that?

*puppy dog eyes*

Oh, now you're mastering tigers and puppies. You're a very skilled man.

Good luck with your marriage! :)

Mmm... she sound perfect to me.

Pardon me, but what the hell is a "marraige"?

Edit --- Damn you for editing!
LMAO! :D

Good luck with your marriage!

Thank you :p

Pardon me, but what the hell is a "marraige"?

Thay my dear is called...a typo. Can you say typo? Yes that happens. Sometimes when you're tired or if your brain just thinks too fast for your fingers. Yes, we humans are fallible, we make typos.


Mmm... she sound perfect to me.

If only I were :D But it's nice I at least SOUND that way

Thay my dear is called...a typo. Can you say typo? Yes that happens. Sometimes when you're tired or if your brain just thinks too fast for your fingers. Yes, we humans are fallible, we make typos.

...

Thank you :p



Thay my dear is called...a typo. Can you say typo? Yes that happens. Sometimes when you're tired or if your brain just thinks too fast for your fingers. Yes, we humans are fallible, we make typos.



If only I were :D But it's nice I at least SOUND that way

What? :confused:

...


Eh, my apologies. That is my 6:42 am brain kicking in when it hasn't been to bed yet ^_^

In theory this is a good idea, but I saw there are over 500 replies, now who is going to sit here and read all of them looking for a match?

Eh, my apologies. That is my 6:42 am brain kicking in when it hasn't been to bed yet ^_^

You have a brain?

:D

You have a brain?

:D


Only Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. ;-) I go on vacation mode the rest of the week. :p

Only Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. ;-) I go on vacation mode the rest of the week. :p

You get vacations? NO FAIR!
*whines*

Only Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. ;-) I go on vacation mode the rest of the week. :p
Next time you go on "vacation mode", think you can find me some good looking single females? :D (i'm a guy, just so you know)

In theory this is a good idea, but I saw there are over 500 replies, now who is going to sit here and read all of them looking for a match?

A lot of people on this thread managed to find their own match. I thought about helping Bolol but I didn't get a tg back. Oh well. It doesn't matter to me. I know which NSer I'm destined for. :)

A lot of people on this thread managed to find their own match. I thought about helping Bolol but I didn't get a tg back. Oh well. It doesn't matter to me. I know which NSer I'm destined for. :)
How can one "know" which NSer they're destined for? I"m curious... :)

How can one "know" which NSer they're destined for? I"m curious... :)

Well I don't, but if I do have a match on NS, it's obviously only from a select few. You actually have to be at a significant level with someone if you're a match. :)

Well I don't, but if I do have a match on NS, it's obviously only from a select few. You actually have to be at a significant level with someone if you're a match. :)
Meaning I've got to know them a little bit, right?

Meaning I've got to know them a little bit, right?

Of course.

Of course.
I see... thanks. :)

Oh, and I prefer 'em my height or shorter (short, stocky, and busty :D)

I'm with you, man. ;) And with a name like Chocolate Goddess or BitchKitten, they gotta be hot. They've got attitude, that's all that really matters. :cool:

I'm with you, man. ;) And with a name like Chocolate Goddess or BitchKitten, they gotta be hot. They've got attitude, that's all that really matters. :cool:
Actually, Bitchkitten's taller than me. I dunno about Chocolate goddess though...

I'm Myszka, of Ferantia in NS.
I am Italian, having lived for a short while in the USA (I loved for example Colorado, but having been there just for a while), and for a long time in Italy.
I'm a wannabe-lot-of-things, writer for example.
I don't manage myself with american inches, so I'll say I'm 170 cm x 70 kg.
I love Pen&Paper RPG, Ursula K. Le Guin, J.L. Borges, Kurt Vonnegut, ancient history (my major), karting outdoor, breathing...

What else? Here I am.

Well, I'm not really looking for anyone since I'm engaged, but hell why not?

Name: Mande
Age: 18
Sex. Orientation: Lesbian
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Sandy Brown and Short
Religion: Kemetic (Pagan)
Height: 5'2
Weight: 125
Marital Statues: Engaged, soon to be married (hopefully)
Likes: Cats, Books, D&D, White Wolf's WoD, Exalted, Online Gaming, drawing, anime, western cartoons, comics, horror flicks, comic flicks, Vin Diesel, colouring, baking, listenen to music, computer games, PS2, Xbox, Animals (except some monkies), rainbows, Liberals, philosophy, psychology, zoology
Dislikes: Conservatives, Religious Fanatics, Anti-Abortionists, Ant-Gay Marriagers (Maybe you shouldn't get married if we can't), Bush, Americans in Denial, Idiots of all breeds, arrogance, closed-mindedness :sniper:

Damn, too bad I'm not a lesbian. You sound like my kind of people. I could bring you a couple of cats as a wedding present.
And Vin Diesel-yick.

Actually, Bitchkitten's taller than me. I dunno about Chocolate goddess though...

Makes you wonder, doesn't it? ;)

Hm-hm-hm

I'm with you, man. ;) And with a name like Chocolate Goddess or BitchKitten, they gotta be hot. They've got attitude, that's all that really matters. :cool:

*bows*



and then some

I wouldn't expect any less. ;)

I guess I should take a bow too. Or I could be old fashioned and curtsy. :D

You could just prove me right and scream at me and call me a &#$^%head. :D

I guess I should take a bow too. Or I could be old fashioned and curtsy. :D

*while BK curtsies, TCG applauds*

You could just prove me right and scream at me and call me a &#$^%head. :D

*fingers the whip on hip*
There are others ways to straighten you out...

*bows head* I probably deserve it...

*bows head* I probably deserve it...

If you meant " *bows head meekly*..." then *TCG pats his head*


If you meant " *bows head* i probably deserve it... *with a sly grin* ", then *TCG laughs wickedly and unleashes her chocolate whip*

Maybe I should start flinching. *smirks*

Maybe I should start flinching. *smirks*

*spark of interest*
impressive, one of the few who doesn't run away screaming at the mere mention of the whip...

:D

You learn to like it after a while...

You learn to like it after a while...

Tsk.

you're not supposed to admit it. it spoils the fun.

*sighs*
oh well, back to the classifieds

Doh!

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hurt me.

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No.

And I was having so much fun, too. :headbang:

Doh!

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hurt me.

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No.

lol
well, you do know how to play after all! yummy! :fluffle:

*spark of interest*
impressive, one of the few who doesn't run away screaming at the mere mention of the whip...

:D

I like it when they try to run. Like all cats, my predatory instincts click on then. I can be pretty fleet of foot when I have incintive. :D

I must apologise for my indiscretion...Goddess.

Any room for adulterers here? :D

I like it when they try to run. Like all cats, my predatory instincts click on then. I can be pretty fleet of foot when I have incintive. :D

lol
you're my kind of woman, BK.

I must apologise for my indiscretion...Goddess.

ah.... submission. it has it's uses. :fluffle:

Any room for adulterers here? :D
The more, the merrier, i always say.



or is that messier?

Of course. :fluffle: :fluffle: ;) :) :D :fluffle:

Of course. :fluffle: :fluffle: ;) :) :D :fluffle:


So... what are you offering Suklaa? Aside from total and complete submission?

Total submission isn't really my thing. I'm more into seduction and intrigue. So if you think you hear me laughing at your angry whip, I probably am.

Total submission isn't really my thing. I'm more into seduction and intrigue. So if you think you hear me laughing at your angry whip, I probably am.

:rolleyes:
i'm crushed. really.

No need to be. I can be charming. And I LOVE brunettes. ;)

No need to be. I can be charming. And I LOVE brunettes. ;)

err... charm... m'k

We'll see ;)

5'9", 185 pounds, in the Navy, 25, black hair with some grey (I'm a freak, but I swear I'm 25), Brown eyes (chocolate brown, maybe it's fate?) white guy (look puerto rican, no one believes I'm white), I'm smart, cynical, and very witty (atleast I think so.) I hear I have a nice butt too.

5'9", 185 pounds, in the Navy, 25, black hair with some grey (I'm a freak, but I swear I'm 25), Brown eyes (chocolate brown, maybe it's fate?) white guy (look puerto rican, no one believes I'm white), I'm smart, cynical, and very witty (atleast I think so.) I hear I have a nice butt too.

is that an invite for me to spill my guts? or is it that, being the polite young man that you are, you've researched me as much as you could and thought we should start afresh?


*batting her eyelashes *
is that too much attitude? ;)

*grins* Polite, yep. You got it. I didn't do any research except see your pic, though, dear. It's more fun this way. I like suprises.

Any room for adulterers here? :D
For you? Not a moments hesitation! :fluffle:

5'9", 185 pounds, in the Navy, 25, black hair with some grey (I'm a freak, but I swear I'm 25), Brown eyes (chocolate brown, maybe it's fate?) white guy (look puerto rican, no one believes I'm white), I'm smart, cynical, and very witty (atleast I think so.) I hear I have a nice butt too.

Well, Mr. Navy man, I'm... shorter than you, i'm (somewhat) older than you, and i plucked the first grey hair i saw last week (although i find it very attractive on men). i am going back to being a brunette (people think the bright red and the tude are just too much); i have green eyes; i'm smart, sarcastic, but i'm also kind, friendly and loving... depends on the mood; i think i have a peculiar sense of humour, but that may be a language thing. and no, whips are not part of my usual accoutrements.


Didn't I fill this out already?

*chuckles* There, was that so hard? What language? And no whips? :(

*chuckles* There, was that so hard? What language? And no whips? :(

French. *naughty smile* and i said usual...

Took three years of French in school. (please stop rolling your eyes at me.) I actually got pretty decent at it, though it's been a couple years. Couldn't keep up now at all, though. Although I'm sure with a few in depth lessons...

Took three years of French in school. (please stop rolling your eyes at me.) I actually got pretty decent at it, though it's been a couple years. Couldn't keep up now at all, though. Although I'm sure with a few in depth lessons...

lol
i'm not rolling my eyes. i swear... I swear!
You'll find many ladies here willing to... further you education. I may be one of them... ;)

Hmmm. Read through some of your posts on this thread. Hmmm...
I guess I read about you and BitchKitty and just got distracted and posted without reading the rest. Love slave to voluptuous lady? Hmmm...

Hmmm. Read through some of your posts on this thread. Hmmm...
I guess I read about you and BitchKitty and just got distracted and posted without reading the rest. Love slave to voluptuous lady? Hmmm...

So that's what you've been doing! lol
Careful, the charm is starting to show... ;) :) :D

Gotta go out for a while. I'll try to catch you later on... maybe ;)

Might see you tomorrow, goddess. Taking off. :cool:

I am looking for a girl named Peech who likes to kill peasants with me.

I am 6'0 185 lbs., I am a workout fanatic, mainly because I have to be to drink as much as I do without getting a beer gut. I love to drink beer, whiskey, and cheap vodka. I hate wine. I live at the beach, I love to have fun, I love dancing with women, particularly in clubs, and I surf. I ride a 6'4 funfish Dan Taylor.

I am looking for a girl named Peech who likes to kill peasants with me.

I am 6'0 185 lbs., I am a workout fanatic, mainly because I have to be to drink as much as I do without getting a beer gut. I love to drink beer, whiskey, and cheap vodka. I hate wine. I live at the beach, I love to have fun, I love dancing with women, particularly in clubs, and I surf. I ride a 6'4 funfish Dan Taylor.

*swoons*

*swoons*
OMG I found you! The dating service works!

*catches Peech before she hits the ground, kisses her passionately, watches attentively to see if that deadly saber comes swinging out of the blue*

Well, Mr. Navy man, I'm... shorter than you, i'm (somewhat) older than you, and i plucked the first grey hair i saw last week (although i find it very attractive on men). i am going back to being a brunette (people think the bright red and the tude are just too much); i have green eyes; i'm smart, sarcastic, but i'm also kind, friendly and loving... depends on the mood; i think i have a peculiar sense of humour, but that may be a language thing. and no, whips are not part of my usual accoutrements.


Didn't I fill this out already?

Oooh, I found three grey hairs last week. And I used to dye my hair red because I thought it fit my temperament, but I've been a natural brunette the last couple of years.
Except I have blue eyes, you just described me. That's just spooky.

Well, Mr. Navy man, I'm... shorter than you, i'm (somewhat) older than you, and i plucked the first grey hair i saw last week (although i find it very attractive on men). i am going back to being a brunette (people think the bright red and the tude are just too much); i have green eyes; i'm smart, sarcastic, but i'm also kind, friendly and loving... depends on the mood; i think i have a peculiar sense of humour, but that may be a language thing. and no, whips are not part of my usual accoutrements.
*looks in mirror*

No gray hair on me. :(

Oooh, I found three grey hairs last week. And I used to dye my hair red because I thought it fit my temperament, but I've been a natural brunette the last couple of years.
Except I have blue eyes, you just described me. That's just spooky.

:eek:
I think if we dig any deeper, i'll become eerie.

*looks in mirror*

No gray hair on me. :(

*chuckles*
That's not the ONLY attractive trait in a man...

*chuckles*
That's not the ONLY attractive trait in a man...
Oh?

What else do you consider attractive traits in a man?

OMG I found you! The dating service works!
Hasn't worked for me--yet ;)

Hasn't worked for me--yet ;)

Depends what you ask for... ;)

Depends what you ask for... ;)
Of course. How so?

Of course. How so?
:fluffle:
It's not for me to tell but you to say.

I'm sure if you think about it, you'll see why...

:fluffle:
It's not for me to tell but you to say.

I'm sure if you think about it, you'll see why...
"depends on what I ask for"?

Hmm.... Yeah, if I ask for too much (be too specific), I won't get a single hit. Very true.

"depends on what I ask for"?

Hmm.... Yeah, if I ask for too much (be too specific), I won't get a single hit. Very true.

It's not any better when you're too vague. Sometimes, you just have to leap.

It's not any better when you're too vague. Sometimes, you just have to leap.
So it would be at least a little bit better if I reposted my profile, this time including a general idea of what I look for in a woman?

So it would be at least a little bit better if I reposted my profile, this time including a general idea of what I look for in a woman?

*chuckles*
Why are you asking me? Is it something you want ME to look at?

Nevermind. I'm most likely to never be more than "just a friend" anyway, apparently.

*doesn't repost his profile*

EDIT: Sorry, no offense. I'm just not feeling too well tonight... :(

who is Lee?

who is Lee?

Isla de Marcano

btw Goddess....Saw your pictures.....you are quite lovely. Love the black and white photos.

btw Goddess....Saw your pictures.....you are quite lovely. Love the black and white photos.

lol

Thanks, I needed that. And I saw yours as well (can't whistle to save my life, but if could...) and the kids... you're a lucky girl.

Thank you! They are the reason I get up each day. I love my baby Peeches!

Thank you! They are the reason I get up each day. I love my baby Peeches!

What's not to love? I envy you. I'm even considering advertising for a... "donor", no strings attached.
:eek:
Maybe this isn't the best place to say that. Meh...

You know, there are some really great guys on here. I know a few I would personally vouch for regarding something as important as that. Now they might want some strings to be attached, being youre such a pretty lady ;)

You know, there are some really great guys on here. I know a few I would personally vouch for regarding something as important as that. Now they might want some strings to be attached, being youre such a pretty lady ;)


Wanna be my agent? ;)

I know there are. And I don't mind the strings, with the right guy. Which, btw, is really an unpopular belief in my neck of the woods...

Wanna be my agent? ;)

I know there are. And I don't mind the strings, with the right guy. Which, btw, is really an unpopular belief in my neck of the woods...


I'll get out my "NS Little Black Book" ;)

I'll get out my "NS Little Black Book" ;)

lol
If this was the "Pass on the Love" thread, I'd praise your sweetness... And I know sweet! Oh, what the hell... :fluffle: anyway

yeah :fluffle: anyway....

yeah :fluffle: anyway....

err... what are you doing in on this thread anyway?

yeah :fluffle: anyway....

(I saw fluffles...)

:fluffle:

err... what are you doing in on this thread anyway?


if its a social thread....I'm there. And cause I wanna see who is hooking up with who on this thread.

(I saw fluffles...)

:fluffle:


speaking of people I'd wanna date if I were datable.....


HEY GRAVY! You feelin' better? I made you some soup, but its cold by now. :(

speaking of people I'd wanna date if I were datable.....


HEY GRAVY! You feelin' better? I made you some soup, but its cold by now. :(

I'd be happy to 'date' you in proportion to your 'datability'... ;)

Feeling some better, thanks... you made me soup.??? :)

I'd be happy to 'date' you in proportion to your 'datability'... ;)

Feeling some better, thanks... you made me soup.??? :)


mhm...home-made......yes I can see you drooling all the way over there. I guess I could send you a picture of it......to add to your collection. ;)

I'll get out my "NS Little Black Book" ;)
An NS black book?

An NS black book?


mhm... ;)

mhm... ;)
I'm sooo scared... :D

*fakes trembling knees*

:D

mhm...home-made......yes I can see you drooling all the way over there. I guess I could send you a picture of it......to add to your collection. ;)

Ooh, yes please... I'd love some pictures of your 'soup'... ;)

Oh, and erm... yes... it was the 'soup' I was drooling over... :)

Ooh, yes please... I'd love some pictures of your 'soup'... ;)

Oh, and erm... yes... it was the 'soup' I was drooling over... :)

lol
With all the innuendo in this place, it's a miracle I understand anything!
...

...

Or maybe not! :eek:

If I didnt already have dibs on Grave...I'd tell you to use your potion on him CG. But I'm keeping him for myself.

*flips through little black book some more*

If I didnt already have dibs on Grave...I'd tell you to use your potion on him CG. But I'm keeping him for myself.

*flips through little black book some more*

;)

You know, there are some really great guys on here. I know a few I would personally vouch for regarding something as important as that. Now they might want some strings to be attached, being youre such a pretty lady ;)
Pshhh. You know I have reserved myself completely and unreservedly to you, Peech. You bring me such joy when we slay peasants together.

Pshhh. You know I have reserved myself completely and unreservedly to you, Peech. You bring me such joy when we slay peasants together.

*eyes fluttering*
I am crushed!

*eyes fluttering*
I am crushed!
You wanted HRM?

You wanted HRM?
LOL
NO, I admire is... a... special talent and... attention to detail when... carving up corpses, but no.

You know, there are some really great guys on here. I know a few I would personally vouch for regarding something as important as that. Now they might want some strings to be attached, being youre such a pretty lady ;)


Eh..you can be my agent too... My love wants kids, adoption is too expensive, so is sperm donorship, and since I'm the only one of us capable of kids..Guess I'm producing them! :) Need a good breeder or two eventually ;-) :fluffle:

Eh..you can be my agent too... My love wants kids, adoption is too expensive, so is sperm donorship, and since I'm the only one of us capable of kids..Guess I'm producing them! :) Need a good breeder or two eventually ;-) :fluffle:

I think if Peeches is looking for another career, she came to the right thread!

Next time you go on "vacation mode", think you can find me some good looking single females? :D (i'm a guy, just so you know)


lol, unfortunately, all of the goodlooking women I know have men :) otherwise I'd toss them your way.

I think if Peeches is looking for another career, she came to the right thread!

True that! :) Start a brand new damn company called "Breeder Association" and you can get your own agent to look for one with your qualities! Open to Lesbians, Bisexuals and Straights alike! :)

Damn, too bad I'm not a lesbian. You sound like my kind of people. I could bring you a couple of cats as a wedding present.
And Vin Diesel-yick.

Mmm...my fiance would have a fit if you were ;-) and as for the cats, Oh please. Egyptian Mau's please....my goddess adores them.

lol, unfortunately, all of the goodlooking women I know have men :) otherwise I'd toss them your way.
Aww... :(

Aww... :(

Oooohhh, poor baby!

*chuckles* My apologies.

Wait a minute --- You wanna move to Pitt, too? Alright!

Oooohhh, poor baby!
Yeah. Poor me :D

@PMSing Female Felines
Know ANY girl who's single? In reality, they don't HAVE to be good looking. Plus, I like 'em older... :D

Wait a minute --- You wanna move to Pitt, too? Alright!


lol, I'll be there the 31 of march, 2005. Going to the Art institute of Pittsburgh :) I was going to ask you the same thing.

Yeah. Poor me :D

@PMSing Female Felines
Know ANY girl who's single? In reality, they don't HAVE to be good looking. Plus, I like 'em older... :D


Mmm...no..not any you'd like I'm afraid.

*chuckles* My apologies.
Heh. No need to apologize. :)

Happens to me ALL the time. ;)

lol, I'll be there the 31 of march, 2005. Going to the Art institute of Pittsburgh :) I was going to ask you the same thing.

I'm hoping to go to Pitt, and possibly have a shot at the football team.

Mmm...no..not any you'd like I'm afraid.
I see. Thanks :)

I'm hoping to go to Pitt, and possibly have a shot at the football team.


When do you plan on coming to Pitt?

I see. Thanks :)

Np, but I'll keep an eye out ;-)

Np, but I'll keep an eye out ;-)
All righty then. :)

When do you plan on coming to Pitt?

Right after I finish High School, which will be next year.

Right after I finish High School, which will be next year.


Ah, well let me know if you get accepted and move here, I'll keep an eye out for ya. I'll be in Pitt for about 4 years or so.

Right after I finish High School, which will be next year.


Well, let me know when you come up here so I can keep an eye out for you.

LOL
NO, I admire is... a... special talent and... attention to detail when... carving up corpses, but no.
... :(

... :(

It's nothing personal... Besides, your devoted to Peeches and I much prefer to have the complete attention of my companion. Being a Goddess and all... ;)

It's nothing personal... Besides, your devoted to Peeches and I much prefer to have the complete attention of my companion. Being a Goddess and all... ;)
Can I be your companion? :D

Can I be your companion? :D

It all depends on how you worship me, O President of the Universe! :fluffle:

It all depends on how you worship me, O President of the Universe! :fluffle:
*holds out his hand*

*a platefull of chocolate brownies appears*

How's this for worshiping? :D

*holds out his hand*

*a platefull of chocolate brownies appears*

How's this for worshiping? :D


You know if you can do that...you can worship me...

You know if you can do that...you can worship me...
How so?

How so?


You can make brownies appear...thats enough to win my affection, even if you ARE male.

*holds out his hand*

*a platefull of chocolate brownies appears*

How's this for worshiping? :D

*takes his arm on one side and the plate in the other hand*
Let's talk. :fluffle:

*takes his arm on one side and the plate in the other hand*
Let's talk. :fluffle:


Eh no, you best be sharin' those brownies ;-)

You can make brownies appear...thats enough to win my affection, even if you ARE male.
*puts out other hand*

*another platefull of chocolate brownies appear*

*hands that plate over to PMSing Female Felines*

;)

*takes his arm on one side and the plate in the other hand*
Let's talk. :fluffle:
Skip talking! :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

Eh no, you best be sharin' those brownies ;-)

*smiles impishly*
Wouldn't have it any other way. I am wise and know better than to get between women and chocolate... Let's share.

See TPE, all you have to do is learn their weakness...

:D You all make me smile... and totally crack me up... I love it! I could bet on a few I would find at the end of this thread! :)

Skip talking! :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

LOL I GIVE UP!

*smiles impishly*
Wouldn't have it any other way. I am wise and know better than to get between women and chocolate... Let's share.

See TPE, all you have to do is learn their weakness...


Mmmm..brownies....*Shoves TPE out of the room.* And nwo I can convert you to the dark side of lesbianism *Grins mischeviously.*

I like brownies and chocolate

*runs off to make his own plate of brownies*

Mmmm..brownies....*Shoves TPE out of the room.* And nwo I can convert you to the dark side of lesbianism *Grins mischeviously.*

Why don't we talk about it... over brownies. *grins before bitting in her first heavenly piece*

Mmmm..brownies....*Shoves TPE out of the room.* And nwo I can convert you to the dark side of lesbianism *Grins mischeviously.*

some of us wouldn't take that much convincing ;)

some of us wouldn't take that much convincing ;)

;)

Lol :) Once you get a good romp in the hay, you won't NEED convincing

some of us wouldn't take that much convincing ;)

I know I've said I'm straight over and over in these posts.... but I adore experimenting :)

Mmmm..brownies....*Shoves TPE out of the room.* And nwo I can convert you to the dark side of lesbianism *Grins mischeviously.*


this get more and more confusing, also i doubt she'll do that.

Lol :) Once you get a good romp in the hay, you won't NEED convincing

I this point I wouldn't need that good of a romp...

...

...
Didi I say that out loud? :eek:

Mmmm..brownies....*Shoves TPE out of the room.* And nwo I can convert you to the dark side of lesbianism *Grins mischeviously.*
*falls down stumbling as he's pushed out and the door is locked.*

*walks away dejectedly*

*looks around*

*locates his beloved mile-high Cliff*

*jumps off to his doom*

I know I've said I'm straight over and over in these posts.... but I adore experimenting :)

Isn't it what it's all about?

Lol :) Once you get a good romp in the hay, you won't NEED convincing

:) *grabs PFF around the waist and gives a head nod and a wink to the nearest exit*

*falls down stumbling as he's pushed out and the door is locked.*

*walks away dejectedly*

*looks around*

*locates his beloved mile-high Cliff*

*jumps off to his doom*

Give us a little time... we'll be ready for you in a bit... prepared to be absolutely ravished ;)

*falls down stumbling as he's pushed out and the door is locked.*

*walks away dejectedly*

*looks around*

*locates his beloved mile-high Cliff*

*jumps off to his doom*

* just so happens to be baking the brownies in the same place he jumps off*

that was wierd

this get more and more confusing, also i doubt she'll do that.


Convert? Why do you say that?

Give us a little time... we'll be ready for you in a bit... prepared to be absolutely ravished ;)
:confused:

:confused:

...use your imagination ;)

...use your imagination ;)
I'm more interested in TCG, thank you. ;) :D

:) *grabs PFF around the waist and gives a head nod and a wink to the nearest exit*

*chuckles* I'd probably wear you out ;-)

Convert? Why do you say that?

just a hunch i guess.

*chuckles* I'd probably wear you out ;-)

The only person who wears me out is myself, and I've done that quite a few times.

...Moving along...

I'm more interested in TCG, thank you. ;) :D

aaawwwww :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

*chuckles* I'd probably wear you out ;-)

Mmmm that would be nice ;)

*hears oven ring*

brownies are done! :D

aaawwwww :fluffle: :p :fluffle:
:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

You're MY goddess, no one else's! :D :D

*sweeps her off her feet, and uber-passionately kisses her.* ;)

I'm more interested in TCG, thank you. ;) :D

Alright then... Go get 'em tiger!

*chuckles* I'd probably wear you out ;-)

*shivers with anticipation* Is that a promise? ;)

*brings plate of brownies where everyone is at and sets them on a table*

perfect! :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

You're MY goddess, no one else's! :D :D

*sweeps her off her feet, and uber-passionately kisses her.* ;)

Now, TPE, I am a Goddess and as such, I must have many worshippers... at least until I find one perfect enough to shed divinity for... :p

*shivers with anticipation* Is that a promise? ;)


It would be if I weren't engaged ;-) and madly inlove.

*walks away from brownies and sits on a couch*

It would be if I weren't engaged ;-) and madly inlove.

DAMN!! foiled again!

...how 'bout one of those brownies?

Now, TPE, I am a Goddess and as such, I must have many worhisppers... at least until I find one perfect enough to shed divinity for... :p
"shed divinity"? :(

DAMN!! foiled again!

...how 'bout one of those brownies?

have one of mine i dont mind

have one of mine i dont mind

:) Gracias

"shed divinity"? :(

:rolleyes:
Unless the hypothetical companion wants to share with the rest of the universe, which I doubt? The base of power of a divinity is in the number of worshippers. I person = hiddy biddy divinity = no divinity, maybe?

:rolleyes:
Unless the hypothetical companion wants to share with the rest of the universe, which I doubt? The base of power of a divinity is in the number of worshippers. I person = hiddy biddy divinity = no divinity, maybe?
I'd be willing to share my universe with you... ;) :D :)

It would be if I weren't engaged ;-) and madly inlove.

ok, fine... I respect that... engaged and madly in love are good things to be. :)

I'd be willing to share my universe with you... ;) :D :)
:headbang:
Ouch!

Thanks for the brownies and the hot joking around... :) gotta love it!

ok, e- :fluffle: s to all and to all a good night :)

ok, fine... I respect that... engaged and madly in love are good things to be. :)

Yes they are :)

:headbang:
Ouch!
Huh?

Huh?
*walks away, muttering under her breath*

*walks away, muttering under her breath*
:confused:

:(

*sighs*

*to himself, about himself*
No wonder why I'm still single... :rolleyes: :headbang: :(

*falls asleep on the couch*

OOC:this thread lost its popularity fast

OOC:this thread lost its popularity fast
Don't worry. it's just dormant. that's all ;)

Don't worry. it's just dormant. that's all ;)

Pfft. Dormant.

*pulls a soap-box from the corner and step on it*
SINGLES! GET YOUR SINGLES!

Pfft. Dormant.

*pulls a soap-box from the corner and step on it*
SINGLES! GET YOUR SINGLES!

45's or 78's?

*eats a brownie*

delicious

45's or 78's?

*smiling sheepishly*

SINGLE MEN AND WOMEN, GET YOUR SINGLE MEN AND WOMEN RIGHT HERE!

*smiling sheepishly*

SINGLE MEN AND WOMEN, GET YOUR SINGLE MEN AND WOMEN RIGHT HERE!

Bah, I want records! RECORDS!!!

*smiling sheepishly*

SINGLE MEN AND WOMEN, GET YOUR SINGLE MEN AND WOMEN RIGHT HERE!

your making us sound desperate

*smiling sheepishly*

SINGLE MEN AND WOMEN, GET YOUR SINGLE MEN AND WOMEN RIGHT HERE!
*hands over the money*

Short, stocky, busty, and older, please... :D

your making us sound desperate

*big kiss full on the lips*

I'm sure you make a pretty wallflower, but they don't usually get noticed.

*hands over the money*

Short, stocky, busty, and older, please... :D

yeah, i seem to recall that...

*big kiss full on the lips*

I'm sure you make a pretty wallflower, but they don't usually get noticed.

*is overcome*

uhhhh......

what just happend

what just happend

*eyes fluttering, innocent*
what?

*eyes fluttering, innocent*
what?


THIS!
:fluffle:

hows that!

THIS!
:fluffle:

hows that!

Practice. Definitely. More practice.
:fluffle:

Practice. Definitely. More practice.


:mad:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


haha

:mad:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


haha

LOL, oh don't worry it wasn't that bad... besides i got results!

LOL, oh don't worry it wasn't that bad... besides i got results!


:D

:D
didn't i tell you i was charming?

didn't i tell you i was charming?

i can charm you even better

i can charm you even better

Okay, GO!

Okay, GO!

why celeste your looking more beautiful than ever this evening, your beauty is so strong i cant take my eyes off of you


not my best

why celeste your looking more beautiful than ever this evening, your beauty is so strong i cant take my eyes off of you


not my best

*she nods*
Now were you saying not my best to disprove my earlier assumption, or to qualify this first charming lesson?
*eyes fluttering*

*she nods*
Now were you saying not my best to disprove my earlier assumption, or to qualify this first charming lesson?
*eyes fluttering*

uhhhhh......#2

uhhhhh......#2

I'm sooooo happy you said that. *impish grin*

I'm sooooo happy you said that. *impish grin*

*smiles* :D

*sits in the corner and pouts*

I wish I was as lucky as IdM...

humph! :D

*sits in the corner and pouts*

I wish I was as lucky as IdM...

humph! :D


sorry

*sits in the corner and pouts*

I wish I was as lucky as IdM...

humph! :D

I think you have quite enough on your plate, young man!