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Just a little idea I had when I was having dinner. I thought to myself, "We have hundreds of people on this forum? How many are single? How many are just looking for a little bit of fun." Then I thought: "NS Dating Service!"

Find your online match...online!

This will be like a personals ad in a newspaper or magazine. You put down your interests, what you are looking for in a boyfriend/girlfriend, and...bingo! Maybe we can get some people to "click"!

Who'd like to start?

NOTE: Don't start with the "OMG u such a nerd, drooling over online gurlz! get a LIFE!!!!!11one!" I don't need that. I just thought this would be a good idea.

Will we have on-line dates?

Don't we already sort of do this though?

If you can find some way to organize that, sure!

(Unless you were being sarcastic...)

If you can find some way to organize that, sure!

(Unless you were being sarcastic...)

It was more like ironic humor, but you can call it sarcasm.

Im looking for someone
with the name Aerou
Is Polish
Lives in the US of A
and likes me! ;)

Can this person be found.

Meh, NS social threads are just one giant orgy anyway.

Meh, NS social threads are just one giant orgy anyway.

That's no lie, you can't participate in one without cybering through innuendo.

(sigh) Failed experiment...Oh well...back to the drawing board!

That's no lie, you can't participate in one without cybering through innuendo.

I agree.

Dear me oh my, my interests~

Well, I am a passionate gourmand, gourmet chef, amateur resturaunt critic and cigar aficionado.

I'm a sensualist romantic degenerate with a streak of narcissism.

I collect designer clothing with an emphasis on handmade garments.

I have broad interests in literature, particularly german literature.

I have a large collection of books and a growing collection of old books and first editions.

My favorite authors are Hermann Hesse, Kurt Vonnegut, Alexandr Solzhenitsyn, Gabriel Garica Marquez, Friedrich Nietzche, HL Mencken and Kyril Bonfilglioli.

The political ideology which most closely approximates my own ideas about how a state is best run is socialism, specifically I favor the scandinavian model.

I am an atheist and identify most with taoism or buddhism.
I am a good writer.

I'm studying finance and several languages and plan to attend law school.

I enjoy travel and fountain pens and am an anglophile.

I have very broad interests in music and frequent the symphony orchestra.

I made up a wonderful list of things that I dont like and posted it in a thread about things that people dont like. It is as follows:

Monkeys i hate more than anything else in the world, it is a physical anger that they inspire in me.

I dont like most americans.

I dont like russians.

I dont like most israelis.

I dont like american christians.

I dont like social conservatives.

I dont like postmodernism.

I dont like contemporary art.

I dont like people who dress like they are playing golf when they arent playing golf.

I dont like conservatives of any stripe under the age of 25.

I dont like protestantism.

I dont like american automobiles.

I dont like americans with accents from the south or midwest.

I dont like the south or midwest.

I especially dont like texas and florida.

I dont like crunk 'music.'

I dont like getting less than eight hours of sleep.

I dont like (or eat) fast food.

I dont like vegans.

I dont like people who won't drink alcohol.

I dont like anarchists.

I dont like libertarians.

I dont like communists.


This is a tremendously long post and I am a tremendously great person.

(sigh) Failed experiment...Oh well...back to the drawing board!

I'm sorry, I'm being an asshole. I should stop posting if I am not participating, so this will be my last.

I don't like communists.

I don't like libertarians.

I don't like hippies.

I don't like right-wing wackos.

I don't like the Jews.

I don't like fascists.

I don't like Christians.

I don't like Americans.

I don't like tater tots.

I don't like innuendo.

I don't like music.

I don't like the internet.

I don't like Nietzche.

I don't like athiests.

I don't like posting on the internet.

I don't like PC advocates.

I don't like racists.

I don't like black people.

I don't like people who claim to be from Djibouti.

I don't like Darwin, evolution, or social darawinism, or creationism. Or science. Or religion. Or philosophy.

I don't like people who don't claim to be from Tajikistan.

I don't like people who write a long list of things they don't like.

And I especially don't like you.

I will go ahead and participate right now, and say that I like everybody, especially beautiful ladies.

snip
Im an angry young man!

Um... isn't there some handy form to fill out? I'm incredibly lazy.

In the lack of the presence of a form:

I'm Calire, and I'm 16.
I love languages: especially Romantic ones; Italian, Spanish, French... I'm learning French, Spanish, and Latin.
I'm a writer and a poet. I aspire to have a novel published and a movie made of one of my screenplays, but I'm counting my chickens before they've hatched. I mainly write poetry like this (http://allpoetry.com/Poem/971301)... I'm quite the poetic person.
I like being a typical American girl... entrepreneuring, ambitious, and independent. I'm also very sarcastic... and my favorite word, sardonic.
I'm vain-- I like to think I'm very pretty, though I'm not photogenic. My best features are my eyes, which change from day to day (grey, green, blue) and my hair, which is currently brown with streaks of blond and red.
I've probably forgotten many things about myself, because I'm very forgetful like that, but you can TM me for more information. ;)

Hell, I started this thing, might as well do my own.

I'm a high-schooler. My interests are gaming, web-surfing, writing (read my stuff on fanfiction.net), drawing, and...learning. I am a student after all. I seem to have a thirst for knowledge.

I'd say I'm good looking...in that "y'know" kinda way.

What I'd look for in a girlfriend? Someone who'd make me laugh, and could laugh with/at me.

Yea sexual orientation probably would help.

Me? Not looking. Single, independant and :fluffles: for all. ;)

Wow. For a moment there, I thought New Granada was my perfect match. Until he/she said they hate Americans and Liberals. :(

Wow. For a moment there, I thought New Granada was my perfect match. Until he/she said they hate Americans and Liberals. :(

He's joking with that stuff... I think.

Wow. For a moment there, I thought New Granada was my perfect match. Until he/she said they hate Americans and Liberals. :(


Eh... I just dont like *most* americans (51+%) and I *am* a liberal (?).

Anarchists and communists arent liberals.

He's joking with that stuff... I think.

Every word I said, I shall have you know, is true.

Every word I said, I shall have you know, is true.

Okay then. It just looked like you were joking is all.

I like hockey and guitar and sleeping (I just named my whole life).


Anybody have the same interests?

I dont like anarchists.

I dont like communists.

But I like you! In a non-gay way.

But I like you! In a non-gay way.

Or so you think...

Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes: boobs, women, nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, sex-haters, religion, this fictional "God" entity, hollywood

Match me up, baby! :D

a 5'2 guy named Eugene..

Yea sexual orientation probably would help.

Me? Not looking. Single, independant and :fluffles: for all. ;)

Single, independant, not actively looking and I agree with Randomea, :fluffle: for all!

I think a certain song by Naked Raygun best sums me up:
"I am a foetus
I am a tumor
I am the local slime mold
Ooooh
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey

I am a pupa
I am a larva
I am Emperor Tojo
Ooooh
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey

Metatastisize
Metatastisize

I am a lizard
I am a nymph
I am a three-toed gecko
Oooh
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey

Metatastisize
Metatastisize

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey"
"Metastasis", by Naked Raygun

Or so you think...

Honey, I just couldn't bear settling for anyone other than you :fluffle:


(You asked for it. Mwaha)

I think a certain song by Naked Raygun best sums me up:
*snip*"Metastasis", by Naked Raygun[/SIZE]

Couldn't have said it better myself. ;)

Hmm... I don't know if I want someone telling me who I match up with. Matchaking never works out.

Single, independant, not actively looking and I agree with Randomea, :fluffle: for all!
Aww, you're not looking? :(
a 5'2 guy named Eugene..
Oh, and I prefer 'em my height or shorter (short, stocky, and busty :D)

And I also like my ladies to be older ;)

Aww, you're not looking? :(

Oh, and I prefer 'em my height or shorter (short, stocky, and busty :D)

And I also like my ladies to be older ;)

Well, not actively. I'm not desperately seeking someone. I've tamed my solitude and quite enjoy it actually.

And a match? I'm such a match to you, you couldn't believe your eyes...
Oh yeah, I forgot, you would believe your eyes! ;)

Well, not actively. I'm not desperately seeking someone. I've tamed my solitude and quite enjoy it actually.

And a match? I'm such a match to you, you couldn't believe your eyes...
Oh yeah, I forgot, you would believe your eyes! ;)
A match to me? How? i'm interested.... ;) :fluffle:

A match to me? How? i'm interested.... ;) :fluffle:

My dearest TPE, I know we've been chatting across many a thread, but surely, you must remember all the fluffling about the pics? :(

*a tear gently slowly rolls down her cheek*


OOC did I mention I like to play a drama queen?

I'll have to fix Pluto up with my sister. She's 5'2", 108 pounds, 38 years old, blond, green eyes, into punk, anarchy, RPG's and kinky sex. I even volunteer to off her husband.

My dearest TPE, I know we've been chatting across many a thread, but surely, you must remember all the fluffling about the pics? :(

*a tear gently slowly rolls down her cheek*


OOC did I mention I like to play a drama queen?
Aww, there there

*hugs TCG lovingly*

I explicitly remember all the fluffling we just had! :) :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Aww, there there

*hugs TCG lovingly*

I explicitly remember all the fluffling we just had! :) :D

:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

*lifts head up with a bright smile*
I just love to get into these little situations...

I'll have to fix Pluto up with my sister. She's 5'2", 108 pounds, 38 years old, blond, green eyes, into punk, anarchy, RPG's and kinky sex. I even volunteer to off her husband.
:eek:

Volunteering to off your sis' husband only makes me want you ;) :fluffle:

*lifts head up with a bright smile*
I just love to get into these little situations...
:fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

:eek:

Volunteering to off your sis' husband only makes me want you ;) :fluffle:

lol

Yes, you would! :)

lol

Yes, you would! :)
I would what?

Name: Yes, I have one
Age: Old enough better, but too young to care
Sex: Always
Orientation: South by Southeast
Colour: Yes
Height: 6'5
Weight: 82Kg
Likes: Stuff

:eek:

Volunteering to off your sis' husband only makes me want you ;) :fluffle:
But I'm too tall. :(
Though I have better taste in men, so I'd probably want you more than she would. :fluffle:

Um... isn't there some handy form to fill out? I'm incredibly lazy.

In the lack of the presence of a form:

I'm Calire, and I'm 16.
I love languages: especially Romantic ones; Italian, Spanish, French... I'm learning French, Spanish, and Latin.
I'm a writer and a poet. I aspire to have a novel published and a movie made of one of my screenplays, but I'm counting my chickens before they've hatched. I mainly write poetry like this (http://allpoetry.com/Poem/971301)... I'm quite the poetic person.
I like being a typical American girl... entrepreneuring, ambitious, and independent. I'm also very sarcastic... and my favorite word, sardonic.
I'm vain-- I like to think I'm very pretty, though I'm not photogenic. My best features are my eyes, which change from day to day (grey, green, blue) and my hair, which is currently brown with streaks of blond and red.
I've probably forgotten many things about myself, because I'm very forgetful like that, but you can TM me for more information. ;)
In Joey's voice: "How you doin'?" ;)

(Lemme be clear, you're 16, so I'm just playing. I'm sure though that you're going to be quite a catch once you've grown up! :)

But I'm too tall. :(
For you, i'll make an exception
Though I have better taste in men, so I'd probably want you more than she would. :fluffle:
Gooooooood.... :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Oh, did i ever tell you that I have a crush on/thing for you? ;) :D

For you, i'll make an exception

Gooooooood.... :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Oh, did i ever tell you that I have a crush on/thing for you? ;) :D

Cool. I'm not terribly tall, 5'7". And I love younger men. :D

Lakren your poem was very good! :)

Cool. I'm not terribly tall, 5'7". And I love younger men. :D
:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Be nice if you were in minnesota with me... ;) :D :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

For you, i'll make an exception

Gooooooood.... :fluffle: :p :fluffle:

Oh, did i ever tell you that I have a crush on/thing for you? ;) :D
Pluto, you are one stud! You've got 'em coming left and right. :D

Pluto, you are one stud! You've got 'em coming left and right. :D

Well, he's not the only stud, he's just been the only one charming the ladies out of the trees... literally! ;)

Well, he's not the only stud, he's just been the only one charming the ladies off the trees... literally! ;)
Yeah, then there's lascivious maximus. Whoo, he's good!

Well, he's not the only stud, he's just been the only one charming the ladies off the trees... literally! ;)
Would it be inappropriate to ask what the ladies are doing in the trees? Trying to get closer to their roots?

Hmm... I'm about 17, female, rather bookish, but with a sense of humour, which makes being bookish OK. I'm 5"3, have curly blond hair which is often more wavy than curly and very often more messy than wavy. Despite it all, I have been told I'm pretty, but while that is a matter of opinion I can say positivly that I am disease free!

Would it be inappropriate to ask what the ladies are doing in the trees? Trying to get closer to their roots?

*wide eyed vapid look*
Practising our "damosel in distress" routines.

Hmm... I'm about 17, female, rather bookish, but with a sense of humour, which makes being bookish OK. I'm 5"3, have curly blond hair which is often more wavy than curly and very often more messy than wavy. Despite it all, I have been told I'm pretty, but while that is a matter of opinion I can say positivly that I am disease free!

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Lovely to make your aquantence.

Hmm... I'm about 17, female, rather bookish, but with a sense of humour, which makes being bookish OK. I'm 5"3, have curly blond hair which is often more wavy than curly and very often more messy than wavy. Despite it all, I have been told I'm pretty, but while that is a matter of opinion I can say positivly that I am disease free!
ave mademoiselle! *kisses her cheek and gives her a sly little grin*

I'm quite lazy, so I just copied my profile from Face the Jury. Enjoy.

About Me:
Important Info...
Name: Stephie
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 107 lbs or less
Age: 15
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Blue
Status: Single
Sexuality: Bisexual
Nationaliy: Irish-American
Religion: Atheist
Interests: Intelligent people, music, the arts, computers, video games, left wing politics, satiric TV shows, as well as Law and Order and governmental issues in general. Ask me about my views on religion.

What I look for in...
Guys: Nice, long hair. Dark hair. Dark sense of humor. Outgoing. Nice. Pleasant to be around. Intelligence.
Girls: Nice smiles. Nice teeth. Good Personality. Intelligence. Slim build.

Major turn offs... Body hair. Arrogance. Republicans. Ignorance. Those who are overweight. Hyper people. Bible beaters. Christians. People who never learned to type correctly, or use correct grammar. Hicks. Girls who obsess over the dumbest things, especially their latest love interest. Victims of fashion. Slow readers. People who believe they are smarter than they actually are. Those who fail moderate-leveled core classes in High school. High School in general and in its entirety. This little town called Liberty, MO.

Information not found on face the jury...

I'm a Sophomore in High School. I live in suburbia in the middle of the Midwest and hate every minute of it. I play violin, have since the age of 2, and temporarily the drums. I enjoy lots of different kinds of music, but have a great distaste for country. I plan on majoring in Political Science once I get to college.

You can reach me on x ms x cynical x on AIM and SheDevil4908 on Yahoo.

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

Don't come down on my account.

ave mademoiselle! *kisses her cheek and gives her a sly little grin*
Oh no, not French, now I'll have to adore you.

Name: Eugene
Age: 20
Sex: male
Orientation: straight
Height: 5'2
Weight: 100 pounds (US)
Likes: boobs, women, nationstates, nukes, astrology, astronomy, Pluto (the planet), uber-cold weather, ice ages, snow, computers, laziness, tornadoes, natural disasters, atheism, nature
Dislikes: hot weather, summer, sex-haters, religion, this fictional "God" entity, hollywood

Match me up, baby! :D


Wow...rather short and thin for a guy. :eek:

U All Are A Bunch Of Loons This Fourm Stinks
Like ThE people Who Posted On It


Gee, thanks. You know you don't have to go on threads you don't like. ;) We sure won't miss you.

Wow...rather short and thin for a guy. :eek:
Yeah. I should be closer to 5'4 or 5'5 or something like that, but I have multiple scoliosis, two curvatures making up a faint "s", therefor stunting my growth.

And I'm glad I'm short. I love every minute of it :)

Oh no, not French, now I'll have to adore you.
Je suis prêt à vous adorer aussi bien, mon amour! ;)

Yeah. I should be closer to 5'4 or 5'5 or something like that, but I have multiple scoliosis, two curvatures making up a faint "s", therefor stunting my growth.

And I'm glad I'm short. I love every minute of it :)


Oh, sorry. I tend to be blunt. Tough break man. :( Please accept my sincere apology.

I suppose it is time for me to subject myself to this.

Je suis prêt à vous adorer aussi bien, mon amour! ;)
Que, mon chéri, jamais soyons distants!

I suppose it is time for me to subject myself to this.
No need to 'subject' yourself to anything m'dear! The men of NS should be so lucky as to have a girl like you openly looking herin ;)

Oh, sorry. I tend to be blunt. Tough break man. :( Please accept my sincere apology.
No need. I wasn't offended :)

Although it's my weight that tends to be a problem sometimes... :/

Je suis prêt à vous adorer aussi bien, mon amour! ;)

You just use that French like a switch on the ladies, don't you?

Hmm, interesting...
But you're so loveable too :fluffle:

Bonne nuit!

Que, mon chéri, jamais soyons distants!
Embrassez moi bien, mon plus cher amoureux! :fluffle:

You just use that French like a switch on the ladies, don't you?

Hmm, interesting...
But you're so loveable too :fluffle:

Bonne nuit!
(its a shame my French is so awful!)

(its a shame my French is so awful!)
Yeah... right... What you remember seems to be pretty effective!

Yeah... right... What you remember seems to be pretty effective!
Je fais ce que Je peux! :fluffle:

5'7" female 134 pounds
40 year old body (well preserved)with 16 year old mind
Straight dark brown hair
Large blue eyes
high cheekbones
pointy chin
rapidly moving mouth with mobile tongue :D
Liberal catnut
southern accent
Lusts after younger men with all her heart and soul.

rapidly moving mouth with mobile tongue :D
Lusts after younger men with all her heart and soul.
:eek:

5'7" female 134 pounds
40 year old body (well preserved)with 16 year old mind
Straight dark brown hair
Large blue eyes
high cheekbones
pointy chin
rapidly moving mouth with mobile tongue :D
Liberal catnut
southern accent
Lusts after younger men with all her heart and soul.
Jesus christ!

You're the one I"m looking for!

:fluffle: :p :fluffle:

SNIP
wow, we would get along very well

Name: Brian (I prefer Cyrus though)
Height: 6'2.5"
Weight: 163
Age: 18
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue/Green
Status: Single
Sexuality: straight
Nationaliy: Irish-American
Religion: Atheist
Interests: Intelligent people, music, computers, video games, animals

What I look for
Intelligence, good personality, Looks secondary

Major turn offs... Ignorance. Those who are overweight. Hyper people. Bible beaters. Christians. People who never learned to type correctly, or use correct grammar. Hicks. Slow readers. People who believe they are smarter than they actually are. Those who fail moderate-leveled core classes in High school. High School in general and in its entirety.


I'm a Senior in High School. I live in a small in the West, Oregon to be precise. I have a great distaste for country music. I plan on majoring in Zoology.

You can reach me on on AIM or ICQ as deathwitharifle.

(its a shame my French is so awful!)
But I just eat it up mon amoir, and my French is pretty god-awful considering that I started in kindergarten.

Wow...rather short and thin for a guy. :eek:
Damn! That was all kinds of unnecessary.

I think you should post a recent pic of yourself so we can all see what makes you such an authority.

Damn! That was all kinds of unnecessary.

I think you should post a recent pic of yourself so we can all see what makes you such an authority.
No need. He already apologized :)

But I just eat it up mon amoir, and my French is pretty god-awful considering that I started in kindergarten.
I know how you feel! French is mandatorily taken in the Canadian school system until grade nine - I went on into grade ten, but I never had the occasion to use it since - I find myself competing for vocabulary now! I really want to take some language night classes though. Im particularly interested in French, Italian, Japanese, Polish, and Czech. :)

:eek:

Gee, I just meant I talk a lot. :p :D

Gee, I just meant I talk a lot. :p :D
Um.. yeah... heh... I was just thinking... yeah... yeah thats what I thought you meant... I just... oh man.

Gee, I just meant I talk a lot. :p :D
Oh, daarrnn. :D

Golly, ya'll have dirty minds. You should be ashamed of yourselves. :D

I know how you feel! French is mandatorily taken in the Canadian school system until grade nine - I went on into grade ten, but I never had the occasion to use it since - I find myself competing for vocabulary now! I really want to take some language night classes though. Im particularly interested in French, Italian, Japanese, Polish, and Czech. :)
Take Italian, its very seductive (not that you need it love!). I see you are from BC, I'm from Toronto, so we're in the same manditory language boat. I actually go to Quebec all the time, and adore it, but can't get a word of French out when on the spot. It's intimidating.

Golly, ya'll have dirty minds. You should be ashamed of yourselves. :D
*is ashamed*

*goes off to cook some food because he is starving and at home on a Saturday night...*

I know how you feel! French is mandatorily taken in the Canadian school system until grade nine - I went on into grade ten, but I never had the occasion to use it since - I find myself competing for vocabulary now! I really want to take some language night classes though. Im particularly interested in French, Italian, Japanese, Polish, and Czech. :)

日本語が面白いだとおもいましたが。。。　今。。。ちょっと。。。
書道がすきですよ。。。
僕の書道はきれいだそうでした。


je adore le francais, etudie francais pour qoui j'en aime.

"je t'adore, cherie" :)

yo hablo espanol, cuando estaba en escula secundaro estudia espanol por cuatros anos y my espanol, aunque no es perfecto es bien y cuando necesito, puedo comunicar.

My italian is awful, just phrases still, ditto my portuguese.


I know bits (mainly nasty) of mandarin, cantonese, latin, german, arabic and russian.

And my english is flawless and perfect :)

Golly, ya'll have dirty minds. You should be ashamed of yourselves. :D
*Walks away dejectedly*

Take Italian, its very seductive (not that you need it love!). I see you are from BC, I'm from Toronto, so we're in the same manditory language boat. I actually go to Quebec all the time, and adore it, but can't get a word of French out when on the spot. It's intimidating.
Non potrei accosentire di piu con voi! ;)

I am of Italian roots, so I want to learn that language really more than all the rest as it will help me to better communicate with my grandfather. He does speak english, but it is broken and soft (not that his Italian is much better from what I've been told! I guess it doesn't help when youve been in an English speaking country for so long!) I get sooo intimidated when I try to converse with people in another language - in most cases I really try to avoid it. I hope that if I get to know some of these languages better though, that it won't be a problem.

Oh, and thank you for the compliment! That was very kind of you! Its always nice to meet another Canadian in these forums - in particular ones who are as charming as you! :)

quick question...how much of ns is actually women

*is ashamed*

*goes off to cook some food because he is starving and at home on a Saturday night...*

Argh! I'm starving! But alas, the cupboard is bare. I told myself earlier today that I needed to go grocery shopping, but procrastinated too long. Now my roommate with a night job has my car. :( I guess it's Ramen noodles for me. But I may have to do some dishes first, even though it's not my turn. :( I hate that.

quick question...how much of ns is actually women
Just from the people whose sex I know, I would guesstimate about 20%.

Argh! I'm starving! But alas, the cupboard is bare. I told myself earlier today that I needed to go grocery shopping, but procrastinated too long. Now my roommate with a night job has my car. :( I guess it's Ramen noodles for me. But I may have to do some dishes first, even though it's not my turn. :( I hate that.
How do you do your dishes, just rinse 'em off with plain water and put them in a dishwasher, or do you guys not have a dishwasher?

日本語が面白いだとおもいましたが。。。　今。。。ちょっと。。。
書道がすきですよ。。。
僕の書道はきれいだそうでした。


je adore le francais, etudie francais pour qoui j'en aime.

"je t'adore, cherie" :)

yo hablo espanol, cuando estaba en escula secundaro estudia espanol por cuatros anos y my espanol, aunque no es perfecto es bien y cuando necesito, puedo comunicar.

My italian is awful, just phrases still, ditto my portuguese.


I know bits (mainly nasty) of mandarin, cantonese, latin, german, arabic and russian.

And my english is flawless and perfect :)
Thats awesome!!! I have no idea what the first bit says... but I too adore French, and really all latin based languages tickle me a little!! Did you take courses to learn those languages? or did you teach yourself? :)

日本語が面白いだとおもいましたが。。。　今。。。ちょっと。。。
書道がすきですよ。。。
僕の書道はきれいだそうでした。


je adore le francais, etudie francais pour qoui j'en aime.

"je t'adore, cherie" :)

yo hablo espanol, cuando estaba en escula secundaro estudia espanol por cuatros anos y my espanol, aunque no es perfecto es bien y cuando necesito, puedo comunicar.

My italian is awful, just phrases still, ditto my portuguese.


I know bits (mainly nasty) of mandarin, cantonese, latin, german, arabic and russian.

And my english is flawless and perfect :)

Lord, you do take your sexy languages seriously. I'm taking Latin at the moment, though I can't speak it, I can recite the Aenied. I took Spanish for two years, can't remember anything, took Mandarin in grade 4, and can only remember how to sing "the more we get together" in it. Oh, and I know a handful of important getting around phrases in all sorts of langauge. After all, in Toronto, if you can't say "excuse me" in a few different languages, you're going to get crushed.

Argh! I'm starving! But alas, the cupboard is bare. I told myself earlier today that I needed to go grocery shopping, but procrastinated too long. Now my roommate with a night job has my car. :( I guess it's Ramen noodles for me. But I may have to do some dishes first, even though it's not my turn. :( I hate that.
I'm about to make some pasta if you can get here in time! ;)

Golly, ya'll have dirty minds. You should be ashamed of yourselves. :D
I tried to clean mine once, there was a huge mess with soapy water everywhere.

Just from the people whose sex I know, I would guesstimate about 20%.

thats alot more than i wud have thought

Just from the people whose sex I know, I would guesstimate about 20%.
Most of the polls we have had shows about 30% but you can make up your own mind what that means.

Will we have on-line dates?
check the rebel thread.

check the rebel thread.
We arent allowed to cyber any more though m'leige! :(

i missed it though: wuze gonna organize all these awesome prospective online dates? and can we figure out how to make it free of charge?

We arent allowed to cyber any more though m'leige! :(
wait. WHO was cybering?? what?? huh???i guess i should read the 100 pages again because, what ?? are you kidding????




hahahahahhaha. we will stick to blowing things up.

check the rebel thread.
but I cant go in there or peechy will have my scrotum :eek:

How do you do your dishes, just rinse 'em off with plain water and put them in a dishwasher, or do you guys not have a dishwasher?

I have a dishwasher, it's name is Steve, and it's asleep right now.
Actually it's a crappy dishwasher and the dishes have to be pretty clean in the first place. Terry didn't do them yesterday, so Steve doesn't think he should do them today. The rule is that I only go in the kitchen once a week. I do other things around the house, but I have a kitchen allergy. :p

wait. WHO was cybering?? what?? huh???i guess i should read the 100 pages again because, what ?? are you kidding????




hahahahahhaha. we will stick to blowing things up.


^^my kind of person

I have a dishwasher, it's name is Steve, and it's asleep right now.
Actually it's a crappy dishwasher and the dishes have to be pretty clean in the first place. Terry didn't do them yesterday, so Steve doesn't think he should do them today. The rule is that I only go in the kitchen once a week. I do other things around the house, but I have a kitchen allergy. :p
You chastise Steve for his performance, but you know you'd really miss him if something ever happened to the guy. :D

You chastise Steve for his performance, but you know you'd really miss him if something ever happened to the guy. :D

Only because he and Terry are absolutely hilarious. It's like having cloned 6'5" ten year olds.

Thats awesome!!! I have no idea what the first bit says... but I too adore French, and really all latin based languages tickle me a little!! Did you take courses to learn those languages? or did you teach yourself? :)

Ive taken courses in japanese and spanish, the rest i've taught myself (and been taught by friends).

I'm bulking up on my french since i plan to do my senior year in Paris

I have a dishwasher, it's name is Steve, and it's asleep right now.
Actually it's a crappy dishwasher and the dishes have to be pretty clean in the first place. Terry didn't do them yesterday, so Steve doesn't think he should do them today. The rule is that I only go in the kitchen once a week. I do other things around the house, but I have a kitchen allergy. :p
Ah, I see.

So, back on topic...

any single ladies want to take me? :D

Only ........ are absolutely hilarious. It's like having cloned 6'5" ten year olds.
i thought i was the only person who had friends like that! :eek:

Only because he and Terry are absolutely hilarious. It's like having cloned 6'5" ten year olds.
Terry=Fridge? Microwave? Terrycloth? :D

i thought i was the only person who had friends like that! :eek:
They're identical twins, and apparently I'm the only one living who can tell them apart. My cats are more reliable and less messy. My twelve year old nephew is more mature and world-wise. :rolleyes:

Ive taken courses in japanese and spanish, the rest i've taught myself (and been taught by friends).
I think thats awesome! I have a large amount of respect reserved for people who are linguistically inclined such as yourself! :)

How do you do your dishes, just rinse 'em off with plain water and put them in a dishwasher, or do you guys not have a dishwasher?
Please you know she uses Paper plates!-Zoing ;)

Please you know she uses Paper plates!-Zoing ;)


I wish. :rolleyes:
I would if I could afford it. The boys only eat 72 times a day. They weigh about 300 each and wake up hungry. Me, I forget to eat sometimes. Or just can't be bothered. Paper plates sound great.

I wish. :rolleyes:
I would if I could afford it. The boys only eat 72 times a day. They weigh about 300 each and wake up hungry. Me, I forget to eat sometimes. Or just can't be bothered. Paper plates sound great.
Oh well i try!

I wish. :rolleyes:
I would if I could afford it. The boys only eat 72 times a day. They weigh about 300 each and wake up hungry. Me, I forget to eat sometimes. Or just can't be bothered. Paper plates sound great.

Talk about eating... I eat pretty much all day long. When I don't eat, it's usually because I have no food left. Even now I'm starving...

I wish. :rolleyes:
I would if I could afford it. The boys only eat 72 times a day. They weigh about 300 each and wake up hungry. Me, I forget to eat sometimes. Or just can't be bothered. Paper plates sound great.
Ouch.

Talk about eating... I eat pretty much all day long. When I don't eat, it's usually because I have no food left. Even now I'm starving...
Me, I hardly eat anything during the day, except during meals (breakfast, lunch, dinner)

I wish. :rolleyes:
I would if I could afford it. The boys only eat 72 times a day. They weigh about 300 each and wake up hungry. Me, I forget to eat sometimes. Or just can't be bothered. Paper plates sound great.

Haha. That sounds like me. Maybe it's because of our medication. Did you used to cry when you when you were on Wellbutrin? I've been crying 5-6 times a day. I'm crying now. I never cry.

This idiot should be banned for saying that. :mad:
This crank needs a date!

Haha. That sounds like me. Maybe it's because of our medication. Did you used to cry when you when you were on Wellbutrin? I've been crying 5-6 times a day. I'm crying now. I never cry.
Oksana, you should never have reason to cry - youre much too nice a person!
*hugs*

Um... isn't there some handy form to fill out? I'm incredibly lazy.

In the lack of the presence of a form:

I'm Calire, and I'm 16.
I love languages: especially Romantic ones; Italian, Spanish, French... I'm learning French, Spanish, and Latin.
I'm a writer and a poet. I aspire to have a novel published and a movie made of one of my screenplays, but I'm counting my chickens before they've hatched. I mainly write poetry like this (http://allpoetry.com/Poem/971301)... I'm quite the poetic person.
I like being a typical American girl... entrepreneuring, ambitious, and independent. I'm also very sarcastic... and my favorite word, sardonic.
I'm vain-- I like to think I'm very pretty, though I'm not photogenic. My best features are my eyes, which change from day to day (grey, green, blue) and my hair, which is currently brown with streaks of blond and red.
I've probably forgotten many things about myself, because I'm very forgetful like that, but you can TM me for more information. ;)
game. set. match. http://67.18.37.18/html/emoticons/wub.gif

Haha. That sounds like me. Maybe it's because of our medication. Did you used to cry when you when you were on Wellbutrin? I've been crying 5-6 times a day. I'm crying now. I never cry.

I was less hungry on Wellbutrin. And crying can actually be a sign of depression lifting sometimes. When severely depressed I'm too dead inside to cry. I just feel like an empty zombie. I hope you feel better, don't forget to discuss this with your doctor as soon as possible. :fluffle:

I was less hungry on Wellbutrin. And crying can actually be a sign of depression lifting sometimes. When severely depressed I'm too dead inside to cry. I just feel like an empty zombie. I hope you feel better, don't forget to discuss this with your doctor as soon as possible. :fluffle:
I've never cried, save for a few times in high school. And I was BORN depressed, even my wellbutrin doesn't do enough; even on a 300 miligram dose :(

I've never cried, save for a few times in high school. And I was BORN depressed, even my wellbutrin doesn't do enough; even on a 300 miligram dose :(

Anti-depressants never make me not depressed. But if I don't take them I really go off the deep end. They help, but not enough.

As a staunch Republican, I feel it is my duty to say that if this thread is indicative of the youth of today and the future leaders of tomorrow... I hearby support abortion whole-heartedly.

As a staunch Republican, I feel it is my duty to say that if this thread is indicative of the youth of today and the future leaders of tomorrow... I hearby support abortion whole-heartedly.

YAY!...Mmm, where should we start? Is it retroactive? :p

Anti-depressants never make me not depressed. But if I don't take them I really go off the deep end. They help, but not enough.
I agree, from personal experience, I totally agree. (tried to wean off of it, I ended up contemplating suicide)

As a staunch Republican, I feel it is my duty to say that if this thread is indicative of the youth of today and the future leaders of tomorrow... I hearby support abortion whole-heartedly.
Just to let you know, if you think you're better than all of us, think again. You're not. Why? Look at what you just posted: wishing us to have been aborted. That's not the sign of someone who's better than us!

Just to let you know, if you think you're better than all of us, think again. You're not. Why? Look at what you just posted: wishing us to have been aborted. That's not the sign of someone who's better than us!

LMFAO! Fight the POWER brother! Down with the man!

LMFAO! Fight the POWER brother! Down with the man!
Hm? :confused:

I was less hungry on Wellbutrin. And crying can actually be a sign of depression lifting sometimes. When severely depressed I'm too dead inside to cry. I just feel like an empty zombie. I hope you feel better, don't forget to discuss this with your doctor as soon as possible. :fluffle:

Yeah but I'm not on it for depression. I'm on it for Chronic Fatigue. So I don't know.

Yeah but I'm not on it for depression. I'm on it for Chronic Fatigue. So I don't know.
It damn well never made me feel less fatigued. Neither did Effexor, even though my doctor said it would. My doctor never said I had Chronic Fatigue, but it tends to go along with everything else I have.

As a staunch Republican, I feel it is my duty to say that if this thread is indicative of the youth of today and the future leaders of tomorrow... I hearby support abortion whole-heartedly.
Nice one. So the reason why you're an asswipe is because you're a Republican?

As a staunch Republican, I feel it is my duty to say that if this thread is indicative of the youth of today and the future leaders of tomorrow... I hearby support abortion whole-heartedly.

Interesting that you talk like you know how things should be done. You're not even sure what you're talking about. :rolleyes:

Let me see...

I am Heather Stannard, ages 23
I work with Child Care, looking after pre-schoolers.
I enjoy most forms of Music, my favorate Band at the Moment is Greenday, I look after my little Sister full time, who is currently 14 turning 15 this year
I enjoy watching Sci Fi, I collect Warhammer fantasy High Elves and 40k Which Hunters. I am Extreamy Cynical, I Enjoy clothes, very much so, but not the the extent I spend thousands of dollars of them. I like Science, although I do not know much about it besides Common Sense. I did modleing for a while, which was fun, but ended up being to hard to keep up with all the pressures. I just broke up with a girl I had been going out with for Seven months. Oh Did I mention I was a Lesbian?

Cool!

It damn well never made me feel less fatigued. Neither did Effexor, even though my doctor said it would. My doctor never said I had Chronic Fatigue, but it tends to go along with everything else I have.

Yeah, I was on that, too. Didn't help for fatigue. I didn't know it's suppose to. That's what I'm on for depression. They said it would take a few weeks before it would start working. It's been a few weeks. Needless to say it's not working. 5:00 AM and I still haven't gotten to bed. Damn insomnia. Still tired as much as usual. :mad:

hi my name is Huw, i'm a looser. can i have a date please?

hi my name is Huw, i'm a looser. can i have a date please?

Oh, PM, you're not a loser. Ican't say much for Huw though. I don't even know what your real name is. *ponders*

hi my name is Huw, i'm a looser. can i have a date please?
Only if you start spelling it "loser." :p
And stop calling yourself one. :fluffle:

Oh, PM, you're not a loser. Ican't say much for Huw though. I don't even know what your real name is. *ponders*
its Huw ;)


and i he can spell things as he chooses lol

its Huw ;)


and i he can spell things as he chooses lol

and how is that pronounced?

and how is that pronounced?
lol its the Welsh spelling of "Hugh" so say it like that

lol its the Welsh spelling of "Hugh" so say it like that

I see. Well, I'm Allie.

I see. Well, I'm Allie.
nice and pronouncable :D

I suppose I shall have to be original in this personal. . . .

General

I enjoy philosophy (especially of the Classical period); I enjoy chess; also most genres of literature (anything before 1960, really); the study of ancient and Napoleonic history, politics, and science.

Political

I am a staunch conservative - too much of Rush Limbaugh, however, is too much. I am a quasi-admirer of George Bush (as long as he remains socially conservative). One of my favorite activities is taking shots at blood-sucking liberals.

I'm pro-life, against gay marriage and euthenasia - in simple terms: I am a staunch conservative, an anti-globalist, and an unshakable idealist. (Ask me why, if you're interested.)

Cultural

Being naturally skeptical, I dislike the concept of "alternative medicine," however, this is not to say that I don't know the FDA is alternatively pocketed by several large drug corporations.

Being an historian, I have been forced into contact with many societies - my principal cultural interests are in modern British and Greek culture. (This is totally disconnected from my history studies, mind you.)

I'm an American citizen, although I have Scottish, French, Spanish, English, Dutch, and possibly Icelandic blood in my veins. (I speak Latin, a little Spanish, and a little French.)

Personal

I'm a hopeless Romantic and I love deep, meaningful, intellectual conversations.

I'm not religious, per se, although I consider myself something of a nominalist, definitely a cohesive realist, and a disciple of Socrates, in many ways.

There's a lot more, but I'll let you go with that for a while. ;)

I suppose I shall have to be original in this personal. . . .

General

I enjoy philosophy (especially of the Classical period); I enjoy chess; also most genres of literature (anything before 1960, really); the study of ancient and Napoleonic history, politics, and science.

Political

I am a staunch conservative - too much of Rush Limbaugh, however, is too much. I am a quasi-admirer of George Bush (as long as he remains socially conservative). One of my favorite activities is taking shots at blood-sucking liberals.

I'm pro-life, against gay marriage and euthenasia - in simple terms: I am a staunch conservative, an anti-globalist, and an unshakable idealist. (Ask me why, if you're interested.)

Cultural

Being naturally skeptical, I dislike the concept of "alternative medicine," however, this is not to say that I don't know the FDA is alternatively pocketed by several large drug corporations.

Being an historian, I have been forced into contact with many societies - my principal cultural interests are in modern British and Greek culture. (This is totally disconnected from my history studies, mind you.)

I'm an American citizen, although I have Scottish, French, Spanish, English, Dutch, and possibly Icelandic blood in my veins. (I speak Latin, a little Spanish, and a little French.)

Personal

I'm a hopeless Romantic and I love deep, meaningful, intellectual conversations.

I'm not religious, per se, although I consider myself something of a nominalist, definitely a cohesive realist, and a disciple of Socrates, in many ways.

There's a lot more, but I'll let you go with that for a while. ;)

Yes and perhaps you could state some of the most helpful information. Like gender and sexuality. Good ad though. :)

I just came to gauge the level of ridiculous innuendo.

And I'm astonished. It's far below usual ns levels, and this thread is designed for it.

Hmmmmm.

I'm a liberal vampire and vant to suck up your corporate kissing blood! :p

I'm a liberal vampire and vant to suck up your corporate kissing blood! :p

See. It's exactly that kind of thing which promotes conservativism.. Who wouldn't want their blood sucked?

this thread needs more fluffles

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh yeah, forgot . . .

I'm male, and I'm straight. :p

PS: I'm fantastically handsome and would love all the fluffles that an intelligent, attractive NS lady has to offer. ;)

Forgot to mention that I can translate quite a few Egyptian hieroglyphs.... :gundge:

*slowly walks away sadly and dejectedly*

No one wants a date with me.... :(

hi my name is Huw, i'm a looser. can i have a date please?
What happened to you and tink? :confused:

What happened to you and tink? :confused:
i was just feeling sorry for myself. nm
dont worry, tink & i are still :fluffle: :fluffle:

i was just feeling sorry for myself. nm
dont worry, tink & i are still :fluffle: :fluffle:
That's good :)

*goes back to walking away sadly and dejectedly, quietly weeping uncontrollably*

Poor baby.
I'll tell you what sad shape I'm in. I've sat around for the last hour thinking "I'm sooo thirsty, I wish I hadn't already drank the last Coke." Then I remembered that I drank the last COLD Coke. Guess what? I have a refridgerator. The part on top makes ice. Yippee!

I don't expect anyone here to be intrested in me, so I'm just posting this because I'm bored and it might be fun to see people's reactions:


I'm a 16 years old male, and I live in Sweden. I'm quite nerdy and very "weird". I have pretty good self-control, something that is neccessary, because if I acted as weirdly as I sometimes think... No comment. (sometimes I wonder whether my thoughts are crossing the border to insanity or not, but if they do, I don't give a damn. In fact, I WANT my thoughts to be a little insane sometimes, as long as I keep them somewhat under control)

It should also be noted that I am extremely absent-minded. For example, I often miss special events in school, since I forget about them just a few minutes after being told about them, and then I don't even think about them again until it's too late. When I'm really intrested in something however, I can remember it for a long time. Heck, I remember the worlds of all intresting games I have played up to this point in fairly good detail. (the same goes for all the intresting game-music I have heard up to this point)

I think logically far more than most people, and while I understand that people react in particular ways to different situations, I fail to understand why, in some situations, "normal" people react in such irrational, and often destructive and pointless ways.

I like altering my thought patterns, since it allows me to change my reactions to different situations however I want. An example of this is nearly completely getting rid of my conscience, which by the way mainly concists of several thought patterns related to guilt feelings. I find feelings of guilt to be completely pointless, and and have therefore replaced them with logical thinking, much like many thought patterns related to pointless, irrational morals that I have been force-fed with until about half a year ago, when I really began thinking independently.

I'm intrested in gaming, programming and scripting, web design, reading fantasy and science fiction, listening to and DSP-processing music, participating in online communities, a little philosophy and psychology, screwing around with my thoughts, fantasizing, and discussing things I find intresting. And that's basically it, with a few small exceptions.

Random things worth mentioning:

In most situations, I'm a loving, caring, and quite emotional person. However, whenever I have a hard time emotionally, most of my emotions and my emotional response to different situations stops functioning, and cold logical thinking takes over.

I have two different world views, but they are slowly fading together. One with a weird spiritual belief that I have been developing myself, (I call it fREaKy Belief) and the other one is made purely using logical thinking from countless different points of view. (according to the second worldview, nothing has any value in itself, btw. I do, howver, concider myself holy just for fun, as well as the fact that doing so gives me another reason to laugh insanely during my freetime. Atleast I think it does)

I try my best to be as open-minded as possible. If someone has anything to say, I will attempt to analyze it from a neutral point of view and then weight it against my current opinion and/or belief, and then change it if I find it better than what I currently believe.

I'm lightly asocial, and like being alone a lot. I do like being together with my (few) friends from time to time however. I'm currently not actively searching for a suitable female with a personality compatible to mine, but I will probably do so in the future, and if I find one, I wouldn't have anything against living together with her. Until then however, once I move in the future, I plan to live partially like a hermit, sitting in front of my computer alone nearly all day, doing various nerdy things, and mainly go out to buy food.

I eat lots of candy, popcorn, and other tasty stuff, and drink lots of soda.

I have asperger, which might explain some of my personality and "weirdness". I also have tourette, but the only way that's noticeable is that I get tics whenever I get unusually happy.

Poor baby.
I'll tell you what sad shape I'm in. I've sat around for the last hour thinking "I'm sooo thirsty, I wish I hadn't already drank the last Coke." Then I remembered that I drank the last COLD Coke. Guess what? I have a refridgerator. The part on top makes ice. Yippee!
That's just a short term thing. I'm in the long term thing, unfortunately.

I fall asleep...I come back...woah!

I had no idea this thread would get this big.

I fall asleep...I come back...woah!

I had no idea this thread would get this big.

Hey, why do you get to sleep? I've been up all night and am fixing to go out to breakfast. See ya.

Hey, why do you get to sleep? I've been up all night and am fixing to go out to breakfast. See ya.
Later, BK :)

I'm quite lazy, so I just copied my profile from Face the Jury. Enjoy.

About Me:
Important Info...
Name: Stephie
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 107 lbs or less
Age: 15
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Blue
Status: Single
Sexuality: Bisexual
Nationaliy: Irish-American
Religion: Atheist
Interests: Intelligent people, music, the arts, computers, video games, left wing politics, satiric TV shows, as well as Law and Order and governmental issues in general. Ask me about my views on religion.

What I look for in...
Guys: Nice, long hair. Dark hair. Dark sense of humor. Outgoing. Nice. Pleasant to be around. Intelligence.
Girls: Nice smiles. Nice teeth. Good Personality. Intelligence. Slim build.

Major turn offs... Body hair. Arrogance. Republicans. Ignorance. Those who are overweight. Hyper people. Bible beaters. Christians. People who never learned to type correctly, or use correct grammar. Hicks. Girls who obsess over the dumbest things, especially their latest love interest. Victims of fashion. Slow readers. People who believe they are smarter than they actually are. Those who fail moderate-leveled core classes in High school. High School in general and in its entirety. This little town called Liberty, MO.

Information not found on face the jury...

I'm a Sophomore in High School. I live in suburbia in the middle of the Midwest and hate every minute of it. I play violin, have since the age of 2, and temporarily the drums. I enjoy lots of different kinds of music, but have a great distaste for country. I plan on majoring in Political Science once I get to college.

You can reach me on x ms x cynical x on AIM and SheDevil4908 on Yahoo.


:eek: My God where have you been all my life?

I am Bolol...Uh. Well I fit alot of what you're interested in. I'm also a high-schooler.

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Auburn
Religion: Confused and Alienated Catholic
Ethnicity: Irish-American
Sexual Orientation: Confused

Interests: Reading, writing, debate, anime, D&D, video games, law, the occasional pizza, acting, drawing...a good night's sleep (which has been deprived of me for the past few days).

What i'm looking for: Just someone who is all around fun to be with, and someone who I can easily converse with.

Turn offs (in no particular order)

1. Ignorant people who are blissfully unaware of their idiocy.
2. Ignorant people who know they are idiots and embrace it.
3. Intolerance.
4. Those who jack-off to the Bible.
5. Hicks. (same reason as you probably)
6. Stuck-up, snotty people who think they own everyone (See under: "preps")

I live in a wee town in New England, the boonies...yep. I'm currently working towards graduation, while taking pit stops to work as SPL of my Boy Scout troop, heading to the school Anime Club, or acting in the school play. I hope to major in law and work for the state as a prosecutor.

I'm quite lazy, so I just copied my profile from Face the Jury. Enjoy.

About Me:
Important Info...
Name: Stephie
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 107 lbs or less
Age: 15
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Blue
Status: Single
Sexuality: Bisexual
Nationaliy: Irish-American
Religion: Atheist
Interests: Intelligent people, music, the arts, computers, video games, left wing politics, satiric TV shows, as well as Law and Order and governmental issues in general. Ask me about my views on religion.

What I look for in...
Guys: Nice, long hair. Dark hair. Dark sense of humor. Outgoing. Nice. Pleasant to be around. Intelligence.
Girls: Nice smiles. Nice teeth. Good Personality. Intelligence. Slim build.

Major turn offs... Body hair. Arrogance. Republicans. Ignorance. Those who are overweight. Hyper people. Bible beaters. Christians. People who never learned to type correctly, or use correct grammar. Hicks. Girls who obsess over the dumbest things, especially their latest love interest. Victims of fashion. Slow readers. People who believe they are smarter than they actually are. Those who fail moderate-leveled core classes in High school. High School in general and in its entirety. This little town called Liberty, MO.

Information not found on face the jury...

I'm a Sophomore in High School. I live in suburbia in the middle of the Midwest and hate every minute of it. I play violin, have since the age of 2, and temporarily the drums. I enjoy lots of different kinds of music, but have a great distaste for country. I plan on majoring in Political Science once I get to college.

You can reach me on x ms x cynical x on AIM and SheDevil4908 on Yahoo.

:eek: get off her Bolol, she's mine ;)
well, Tink's the only girl for me :) but i'll make one of these anyhow

Name: Huw
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 15 stone :(
Age: 19
Hair Color: Dark brown (been told its a nice 'rich' colour, and its long :))
Eye Color: Browny-green
Status: Single
Sexuality: Straight
Nationaliy: European (50% welsh, then some random mix of German, Polish, Norweigan & Russian... born in England tho :rolleyes: )
Religion: Agnostic
Interests: Intelligent people, music (listening, writing & production), computers, the net, video games, left wing politics, satiric & comedy TV shows, philosophy, debate, weed

What I look for in...

Girls: Nice eyes. Nice smiles. Good Personality. Intelligence & conversational. Petite.

Major turn offs... Arrogance. Ignorance. Hyper people. Bad teeth. Victims of fashion. Closed-mindedness. An interfering nature. People who are 'overly happy'


I'm a uni student studying for a BScEcon in Politics at Cardiff Uni, Wales, UK. Ultimatley i want to do a postgraduate degree, probably a Masters, though i wouldn't mind trying for a Phd, in Political Theory/Thought.
I'm a stoner, i love smoking weed but i try not to let it interfere with my uni work. I failed the year last year, studying Economics then, cos of that :(
I'm depressed and a bit screwed up i think. I don't really think i'm worthy of anyone's love :(

An NS dating service? AHHAHAhahahahhahaha! [/cynicism]

:eek: get off her Bolol, she's mine ;)
well, Tink's the only girl for me :) but i'll make one of these anyhow


Hmm...

Hmm...
:confused:

:confused:

(Holds up hand of peace)

We shall let the lady decide, once she returns comrade. Holster your sidearm.

(Holds up hand of peace)

We shall let the lady decide, once she returns comrade. Holster your sidearm.
ah i have Tink, you are welcome to try your luck with Clovers and Luck :)

after all, i've already got the most fluffletastic NSer there is :)

I'm thinkin' there's only 1 person from here I'd actually have anything to do with in real life involving a "dating" capacity, and I ain't namin' names - she probably knows who she is - so that's that.

ah i have Tink, you are welcome to try your luck with Clovers and Luck :)

after all, i've already got the most fluffletastic NSer there is :)
And I have NO lady with me.....

*weeps uncontrollably*

And I have NO lady with me.....

*weeps uncontrollably*


Aw, come here ya poor bastard give me a hug!

:fluffle:

And I have NO lady with me.....

*weeps uncontrollably*
gah now i've made you feel bad :( :headbang:

umm, have a (manly, non-gay) fluffle :fluffle:
and a cookie :)

gah now i've made you feel bad :( :headbang:

umm, have a (manly, non-gay) fluffle :fluffle:
and a cookie :)
:fluffle:

Thanks....

*swallows the cookie whole, chugs 34 gallons of chocolate milk*

....

*continues to weep uncontrollably*

Wow, I never thought anyone would take interest in my profile. I just put it up last night because some crazy girl called me and woke me up to yell at me for calling her sister a bitch =/.

Anywho, Bolol, nice to meet you. Hm... I don't know where to go from here. I'd tell you more about myself but I already told most of NS my life story. So, IM me?

Female, straight, 20, social liberal, fiscal conservative, would call myself a libertarian if forced to choose. I'm an International Relations major at a small university in Canada but live in New Hampshire. (More of a realist than an idealist though.) Went to prep school for two years in Maine. I probabally ski better than you, and if I don't, we should talk. (Guys that ski well = hot) I hardly ever check the NS message board, so talk to me on AIM at halydia. Currently bored out of my mind and putting off studying for a French exam.

Loves: Skiing, Spanish, comfortable dorm beds, lame movies, trashy magazines, travel, New England & Atlantic Canada, winter/cold, swimming
Hates: Anime, the Free State Project, idealism, the French language, multiple choice exams, Massachusetts, summer/hot weather

Glad to see I'm not the only one who hates warm/summer and loves cold/winter! :D

Wow, I never thought anyone would take interest in my profile. I just put it up last night because some crazy girl called me and woke me up to yell at me for calling her sister a bitch =/.

Anywho, Bolol, nice to meet you. Hm... I don't know where to go from here. I'd tell you more about myself but I already told most of NS my life story. So, IM me?

Well, my IM ain't working so this may have to do for now.

Mmmk. So, have a picture then?

Here's one of me:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/shedevil4908/Picture80.jpg

Glad to see I'm not the only one who hates warm/summer and loves cold/winter! :D

I'm glad to hear I'm not alone! :D

Female, straight, 20, social liberal, fiscal conservative, would call myself a libertarian if forced to choose. I'm an International Relations major at a small university in Canada but live in New Hampshire. (More of a realist than an idealist though.) Went to prep school for two years in Maine. I probabally ski better than you, and if I don't, we should talk. (Guys that ski well = hot) I hardly ever check the NS message board, so talk to me on AIM at halydia. Currently bored out of my mind and putting off studying for a French exam.

Loves: Skiing, Spanish, comfortable dorm beds, lame movies, trashy magazines, travel, New England & Atlantic Canada, winter/cold, swimming
Hates: Anime, the Free State Project, idealism, the French language, multiple choice exams, Massachusetts, summer/hot weather

I used to ski lots, but due to studies and other distractions (playing guitar in a band and partying) havent been much for 2 years, but does that still count?? :D
havent been to canada, but definatly want to, all canadians i have met so far are A.) wicked people and B.) hot.

btw im a 20yr old straight (i hope) male

Wow, I never thought anyone would take interest in my profile. I just put it up last night because some crazy girl called me and woke me up to yell at me for calling her sister a bitch =/.


Be nice to people, child.

Be nice to people, child.

Yes,listen to your own advice :p

Yes,listen to your own advice :p
I'm not following...

I'm not following...

dont worry, its 4am here and I have calculus in 4hrs, brain has switched off, I was only kidding :fluffle:

dont worry, its 4am here and I have calculus in 4hrs, brain has switched off, I was only kidding :fluffle:
Well yeah, the ":p" gave that the kidding part away.

Mmmk. So, have a picture then?

Here's one of me:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/shedevil4908/Picture80.jpg

Sorry, I don't have a pic.

I'm 5, 10'. Medium build...auburn hair, brown eyes, medium length hair. Not much more to say than that.

Do you use AIM?

AIM: x ms x cynical x
Yahoo: SheDevil4908
I can do IRC if you must.

Name: Amy
Hair: Fairly long, dark blonde and very curly
Eyes: Change from brown to green but generally hazel. I usually wear glasses but sometimes wear contacts.
Figure: 5' 6", curvy figure, 9st 9(ish)
Nationality: British
Religion: Agnostic
Political Leaning-Left definitly with a mix of democratic, socialist and liberal views....
Music tastes-Very very wide range, the only thing that really annoys me is opinion stated as fact and I tend to lean away from pop music.

I'm empathetic and understanding, a good listener and kindhearted. I'm sensitive but strong-willed and determined. I enjoy simply having a good time. I am sentimental and reflective but also logical and practical. I'm intelligent and like serious discussion but I also enjoy random, friendly chit chat. I'm fairly academic and good at maths and science but also quite creative and enjoy art along with writing poetry and stories. I'm interested in psychology and hope to take a career in that area. I like analysing myself and other people. I enjoy learning new things and like to understand new concepts. I'm always looking forward to new experiences and am a slight thrill seeker. I love sarcasm and irony but also go in for crazy random humour. I like both the romantic and flirtatious side of a relationship. Happiness and friendship are the most important things in my life. I spend far too much time on the computer. I enjoy reading and listening to music. I love walking through beautiful scenery. I'm quite passionate but also slightly lazy and an awful procrastinator. I enjoy clothes but not fashion. I like a wide variety of food, especially spicy food. I don't drink or smoke and wouldn't want to. At the moment I'm pretty happy and content with myself and with life.

I dislike stuck up, bigoted, ignorant, cruel, patronising, bland or shallow people. In a man I like intelligence, good sense of humour, someone who's caring, excitement and mystery.... all those things I can find attractive. I tend to go for men with brown hair or brown eyes. I would need someone easy to chat to and who I feel comfortable around, someone who is interesting to talk to and can deal with all my various sides.

I'm still in school and live in a village in West Sussex, England. I plan to go to a college in a town nearby next year and study Psychology, Health and Social Care and I then have to choose between Maths, Biology, Art, English and Philosophy....

Well, that's about all I can think of for now.

Um... isn't there some handy form to fill out? I'm incredibly lazy.

In the lack of the presence of a form:

I'm Calire, and I'm 16.
I love languages: especially Romantic ones; Italian, Spanish, French... I'm learning French, Spanish, and Latin.
I'm a writer and a poet. I aspire to have a novel published and a movie made of one of my screenplays, but I'm counting my chickens before they've hatched. I mainly write poetry like this (http://allpoetry.com/Poem/971301)... I'm quite the poetic person.
I like being a typical American girl... entrepreneuring, ambitious, and independent. I'm also very sarcastic... and my favorite word, sardonic.
I'm vain-- I like to think I'm very pretty, though I'm not photogenic. My best features are my eyes, which change from day to day (grey, green, blue) and my hair, which is currently brown with streaks of blond and red.
I've probably forgotten many things about myself, because I'm very forgetful like that, but you can TM me for more information. ;)

I forgot to add a few things...
The rest of my poetry is on here (www.allpoetry.com/poets/flaming sky) ... I used to write on fictionpress.com, but that was when I was 13, and that's mostly embarrassing things. Also, I'm a staff writer at my community college... I'm (sort of) authentically published!

The things I look for in a guy are: attractive voice and looks... I'm so shallow... wit, intelligence (so we can have a good conversation), at least some extrovertedness... and other things that may come to me later. Bah, I'm so forgetful.
I love phone conversations, so if you're not afraid of stalkers and/or a large phone bill, you could call me up. One of the things I pay attention to the most in a guy is his voice... and I could listen to a nice one for ages.


Important Information Added Here:
I'm a libertarian...

Lakren! Did you see my profile?

You speak Latin and enjoy a good, intelligent conversation? Wow - you're also sarcastic and sardonic? Amazing!!

I'm not much of an extrovert, but I have so much wit and intelligence, I don't know what to do with it!

Astonishing. . . .

We have a lot of common ground :fluffle:

My name is Ryan ... and I'm an alcoholic. I've been off the wagon for twenty-nine years. Or on it. Or something, I wasn't really paying attention, in fact I am only 17.

Well, I'm not really an alcoholic. In fact, I don't particularly like alcoholic beverages. On special occasions (New Years, birthdays, major events) I like to have a few sips of wine, scotch, or one of the classier alcohols, but I can't stand the flavor of beer. I don't smoke or do drugs or any of that nonsense, as I have never really felt the need. Needless to say, I am not the most Epicurian or Bacchan of fellows you might stumble across.

I speak Spanish semifluently and am teaching myself Japanese. I also know a bit of Old English, for some bizarre reason. I have a tendency to be a bit socially awkward, because most of my mores and ideals are slightly Victorian in relation to popular culture and I have obsessive-compulsive and mildly germophobic tendencies.

My interests are anything that keeps me engaged for more then a few consecutive minutes, as I have the attention span of your average American teenager, which isn't saying much. I like playing, composing, and listening to music, namely Jazz and Classic Rock, though anything that doesn't suck will do nicely.

I'm smart enough to realize that I am not smart enough to know enough about politics to argue about it, so I don't even bother. I don't view myself as conservative, liberal, Republican, Democrat, moderate, third party, or anything of that bullshit. I don't subscribe to the idea of a political spectrum at all, except for the vague purpose of comparison (i.e. "He is more to the left then me"). I also enjoy classical allusions that many people do not quite understand, such as referring to attractive people as Vitruvian.

I am not very photogenic ... or attractive. The Anadyomenian pursuits of many of my teenage peers are beyond my comprehension. In fact, I am not much of anything. I am just tall and obviously of Slavic descent. Although, I must say that I look damn good in a blazer and slacks.

I don't have the initiative or reason to log on to the internet (and thus NS) very frequently, so if I have piqued your interest in any regard, or if you just want to ridicule a Minervan and somewhat socially awkward Czech kid, you can add "Shaka7800" to your Buddy List.

I'm a 22 y.o. male.
My name is Dani and I live in Austin, though I was born in St. Louis.
I write poetry and like Keats a lot.
My favorite writers are Elizabeth Scarborough and Thomas Hardy. Also Walt Whitman, Oscar Wilde, George Sands and Thoreau.
I'm 6'0" and run about 170.
Black hair, blue eyes.
I'm a senior at UTmajoring in Psychology.
I hate dogs and love horses. A friend of mine has a raptor liscence and is teaching me falconry.
I'm gay and recently single.

I used to ski lots, but due to studies and other distractions (playing guitar in a band and partying) havent been much for 2 years, but does that still count?? :D
havent been to canada, but definatly want to, all canadians i have met so far are A.) wicked people and B.) hot.

btw im a 20yr old straight (i hope) male

Haha, ONLY if you ski better than me ;)
Also, sorry to disappoint, but I'm not actually Canadian! I'm only here for four years getting some schooling.

(You said wicked. That's hot.)

Important Information Added Here:
Oh, and I'm a libertarian... goddamn those stupid liberals.
I'll argue politics every day of the week, if you give me a break from it once in a while.

I'm stunned...

I'm stunned...
I apologize for whatever you're stunned about... I had to get it out.

This thing is actually happening? :rolleyes:

What the hell, why not. For shits and giggles.

My name is Frank, I'm a 16 year old Canadian male currently residing in Kingston, Ontario. Looking for, preferably, a 16 year old female ;) I'm still in high school (Grade 11 at the moment) and am, at the moment, single. My politics would be described as left-of-centre (none of the established Canadian parties fit me) and I'm a practising Roman Catholic.

I'm currently studying pretty much everything on my own time, though most of it centres around military history, politics, philosophy and theology. For fiction reading, I'm big into science fiction and alternate history - some of my more favourite authors include Harry Turtledove, Orson Scott Card, David Weber and John Ringo. Big into music (classic rock, preferably), riding my bike and writing everything from love poetry to hard science fiction. I've been known to do pot every once in awhile, but I wouldn't describe myself as a major stoner (minor... maybe).

I'm 6"4, with long-ish (about 8 inches) light brown hair, mud-coloured eyes (they go brown on the outside, to green, to grey, to blue; very weird...) with glasses, a slim figure, strong chin and rather prominent nose. Have a crappy webcam picture: http://img129.exs.cx/img129/9162/picture134wc.th.jpg (http://img129.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img129&image=picture134wc.jpg)

Oh, and Lakren: I'm intrigued... :P

me a few years ago:

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZO8BRG&key=FML

hey n e excuse to ridicule myself :D

That reminds me... this (http://tinypic.com/1fckjp) is me.

I mean I am stunned that you express views so similar to mine - such as your libertarian position.

I mean I am stunned that you express views so similar to mine - such as your libertarian position.
Oh, okay. In that case, excellent! :fluffle:

Oh, and Lakren: I'm intrigued... :P

Good, good. ;)

I spose I should say something more about myself.

My names Rich, I'm 20 and a university student studying Politics and International Relations at the University of Kent, UK.

I'm into rock music in a big way along with Ice Hockey, Pool, Poker, going out blah blah blah.

Along with being a student I'm a full time Chef at a restraunt so I'm handy with some pots and pans. I probably drink too much.

Hmmm what else, I'm 6'3" or 183cm give or take. and well I look like my pic just as long as you add about 3 years onto it. I really should get a better one really.
ahhh well :D

Whereabouts in Kent is the Uni? I don't remember ever seeing it...

Whereabouts in Kent is the Uni? I don't remember ever seeing it...

its up on the hill on the whitstable side of Canterbury

Oh Canterbury. That would be why I've never seen it :rolleyes: I'm a Sussesx girl myself...bred if not born. Born would make me a Londoner..not quite the same class :headbang:

Oh Canterbury. That would be why I've never seen it :rolleyes: I'm a Sussesx girl myself...bred if not born. Born would make me a Londoner..not quite the same class :headbang:

I was born an Essex boy so I know what you mean :D

Name: Amy
Hair: Fairly long, dark blonde and very curly
Eyes: Change from brown to green but generally hazel. I usually wear glasses but sometimes wear contacts.
Figure: 5' 6", curvy figure, 9st 9(ish)
Nationality: British
Religion: Agnostic
Political Leaning-Left definitly with a mix of democratic, socialist and liberal views....
Music tastes-Very very wide range, the only thing that really annoys me is opinion stated as fact and I tend to lean away from pop music.

I'm empathetic and understanding, a good listener and kindhearted. I'm sensitive but strong-willed and determined. I enjoy simply having a good time. I am sentimental and reflective but also logical and practical. I'm intelligent and like serious discussion but I also enjoy random, friendly chit chat. I'm fairly academic and good at maths and science but also quite creative and enjoy art along with writing poetry and stories. I'm interested in psychology and hope to take a career in that area. I like analysing myself and other people. I enjoy learning new things and like to understand new concepts. I'm always looking forward to new experiences and am a slight thrill seeker. I love sarcasm and irony but also go in for crazy random humour. I like both the romantic and flirtatious side of a relationship. Happiness and friendship are the most important things in my life. I spend far too much time on the computer. I enjoy reading and listening to music. I love walking through beautiful scenery. I'm quite passionate but also slightly lazy and an awful procrastinator. I enjoy clothes but not fashion. I like a wide variety of food, especially spicy food. I don't drink or smoke and wouldn't want to. At the moment I'm pretty happy and content with myself and with life.

I dislike stuck up, bigoted, ignorant, cruel, patronising, bland or shallow people. In a man I like intelligence, good sense of humour, someone who's caring, excitement and mystery.... all those things I can find attractive. I tend to go for men with brown hair or brown eyes. I would need someone easy to chat to and who I feel comfortable around, someone who is interesting to talk to and can deal with all my various sides.

I'm still in school and live in a village in West Sussex, England. I plan to go to a college in a town nearby next year and study Psychology, Health and Social Care and I then have to choose between Maths, Biology, Art, English and Philosophy....

Well, that's about all I can think of for now.
Glitz, :fluffle:

Late on the post, this is kind of a waste of space, but meh.

I don't like anyone.
I don't like you.
I don't like your sister.
I don't like your cousin.
But I do like your mom! ;)

Heh, sorry. Just out of pure spite, I'll be serious about this. (Spite meaning, I hate relationships, not the guy or gal who started this thread.)

I'm a nerd, 13, I'm short. I have auburn hair, hazel eyes, pale skin. My hobbies include computers and being a lazy jackass.

Oh, okay. In that case, excellent! :fluffle:

:fluffle:

:fluffle:
Let's go on an e-daaaaaate! :p

....studying Politics and International Relations...
I'm into rock music in a big way ....Along with being a student I'm a full time Chef at a restraunt so I'm handy with some pots and pans. I probably drink too much...Hmmm what else, I'm 6'3"

Marry me?

Marry me?
well i gotta say Iwasn't expecting that :D

of course ;) :fluffle:

But you cook, you drink, you're tall, like rock and politics, and probabally have a great accent... What were you expecting!? ;)

I'd love to! Whatever an e-date consists of . . .

But you cook, you drink, you're tall, like rock and politics, and probabally have a great accent... What were you expecting!? ;)
Dunno really. So how would you describe yourself

Oh dear,
I'm a short (5'1"!) American studying International Relations (leaning towards a minor in either psychology, sociology, anthropology or Hispanic Studies) in Canada. I went to private school for two years and had the time of my life. I like to ski. I like comfortable beds and not wearing pants, in the most innocent way possible. I listen to music from ska to country to punk to metal to celtic, depending on my mood. I'm a realist and often get frustrated by idealism. I'm sick of anti-Americanism. I'll be getting at least one tattoo in the near future. I'm bored out of my mind and should be studying for a french exam. I'm very, very, good at procrastinating. I'm the president of my residence next year. I'm a miserable cook but I can grill a good steak - as long as you like it rare. I like beer. I firmly support Julia Child's ultimate meal of "red meat and a bottle of gin."

In short, I'm different I guess.

You had me at the part about not wearing pants.

I figured no girl would want me, it seems... :(

I am a mysterious, unfathomable, confusing and intriguing individual that no woman could possibly ever figure out.

Behold the power of a challenge.

I am a mysterious, unfathomable, confusing and intriguing individual that no woman could possibly ever figure out.

Behold the power of a challenge.
For a minute I thought you were a woman!! (j/k! Pleased to meet you, Im Lasc :) )

Marry me?
well i gotta say Iwasn't expecting that :D

of course ;) :fluffle:
yay! another happy NS couple :p


*far off gaze*

ah this is how Tink & i met... :cool:

yay! another happy NS couple :p


*far off gaze*

ah this is how Tink & i met... :cool:
'Second time that's happened now.

Third time's a charm. I wonder who's next... :rolleyes:

'Second time that's happened now.

Third time's a charm. I wonder who's next... :rolleyes:
oh yeah... and i'm Tink's thrid e-hubby anyway :p

oh yeah... and i'm Tink's thrid e-hubby anyway :p
(third and favourite :fluffle: )

I figured no girl would want me, it seems... :(

dude, chicks dig self confidence. Altho arrogance is bad.

Gotta love yourself before you can love another. When you wake up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and say "damn I'm fine". Give it a week and the ladies will be all over you.

Another tip, chicks relate your dancing moves to your bedroom moves, so if u learn to shake it on the dance floor that will help with the hotties ;)

dude, chicks dig self confidence. Altho arrogance is bad.

Gotta love yourself before you can love another. When you wake up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and say "damn I'm fine". Give it a week and the ladies will be all over you.

Another tip, chicks relate your dancing moves to your bedroom moves, so if u learn to shake it on the dance floor that will help with the hotties ;)
I have a mirror (a big one) in my bedroom, so that's easy. I do that once in a while :)

Dancing?!

At prom, my dancing was pretty repetitive, even though I did my best to randomize it. Basically: I'm screwed :D

Oh dear,
I'm a short (5'1"!) American studying International Relations (leaning towards a minor in either psychology, sociology, anthropology or Hispanic Studies) in Canada. I went to private school for two years and had the time of my life. I like to ski. I like comfortable beds and not wearing pants, in the most innocent way possible. I listen to music from ska to country to punk to metal to celtic, depending on my mood. I'm a realist and often get frustrated by idealism. I'm sick of anti-Americanism. I'll be getting at least one tattoo in the near future. I'm bored out of my mind and should be studying for a french exam. I'm very, very, good at procrastinating. I'm the president of my residence next year. I'm a miserable cook but I can grill a good steak - as long as you like it rare. I like beer. I firmly support Julia Child's ultimate meal of "red meat and a bottle of gin."

In short, I'm different I guess.

Not that different, we practically do the same subject, I used to be able to ski but I'm not allowed to anymore because of my leg. Comfortable beds are all good. I'm also a realist. I have 2 tattoos. I'm not a pro procrastinator like yourself but ill give it a go :D. I love steak rareand theres nothing wrong with gin

I have a mirror (a big one) in my bedroom, so that's easy. I do that once in a while :)

Dancing?!

At prom, my dancing was pretty repetitive, even though I did my best to randomize it. Basically: I'm screwed :D

I hate dancing, it is clearly popular for people who just wanna make me look stupid ;)

dude, chicks dig self confidence. Altho arrogance is bad.

Gotta love yourself before you can love another. When you wake up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and say "damn I'm fine". Give it a week and the ladies will be all over you.

Another tip, chicks relate your dancing moves to your bedroom moves, so if u learn to shake it on the dance floor that will help with the hotties ;)
great, i'm boned :(
fuckin self-confidence :mp5:

(third and favourite :fluffle: )
:fluffle: :fluffle:

Not that different, we practically do the same subject, I used to be able to ski but I'm not allowed to anymore because of my leg. Comfortable beds are all good. I'm also a realist. I have 2 tattoos. I'm not a pro procrastinator like yourself but ill give it a go :D. I love steak rareand theres nothing wrong with gin

Haha, yesssssss.. :D
What are your tattoos of?

great, i'm boned :(
fuckin self-confidence :mp5:


:fluffle: :fluffle:
i still like you a lot, self-confidence or no self-confidence!

i still like you a lot, self-confidence or no self-confidence!
w00t! a boost to my, uh, self confidence ;) :D

You had me at the part about not wearing pants.

Haha, it's the same with my whole section in my residence. You knock on a door and it's "Hold on a sec, I need to put on pants!"

I love my section :)

Haha, yesssssss.. :D
What are your tattoos of?

One of thems really corney, my dad is very family orientated and likes his family history so I got my family crest on my upper right arm. The other is two Ice hockey sticks crossed over with a goal in the background on my upper left arm.

One of thems really corney, my dad is very family orientated and likes his family history so I got my family crest on my upper right arm. The other is two Ice hockey sticks crossed over with a goal in the background on my upper left arm.

Nice. I wouldn't say the family crest is "corney." Hell, I'm thinking of getting my state motto done. :D

Name: You'd really like to know.
Age: Unimportant.
Sex: Male.
Orientation: Straight.
Interests: Women, lesbians (because I'm a sick perverted bastard), various bodily parts found upon said women and/or lesbians, writing, reading, people who can spell and are not retards, let me think, women again . . . the best word(s) to describe me is 'male chauvinist pig'. And proud of it! I'm a slightly leftish Republican and a Christian to boot, but I'm not a very good one, so don't worry, I won't yell about you going to hell.

I like my women hot with breasts that proportionally fit their body, are smart, affectionate, and aren't utter bitches.

Major Turn-Offs: Other men. Bitches.

Nice. I wouldn't say the family crest is "corney." Hell, I'm thinking of getting my state motto done. :D

LOL

No it just looks corney thas all

Haha, it's the same with my whole section in my residence. You knock on a door and it's "Hold on a sec, I need to put on pants!"

I love my section :)

Where's your residence again? *rushes to find car keys*

LOL

No it just looks corney thas all

Meh, no worries. If it makes you feel better, I'll definitely be getting a ("wimpy") snowflake.