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Reploid Productions

27-04-2005, 11:01

From... well, okay, I'm not sure what exactly prompted this.

[00:21] <Myrth> HAIL HAIL THE ASS AND BOUNCE OF FURY
[00:21] <Kaenei> Glory to the ass of Fury, Brother-Myrth.
[00:21] <Firefury> o.o;
[00:21] <Kaenei> GLORY TO THE BOUNCE!
[00:22] <Myrth> Praaaaise be to the Orbs of Fury! CAN I GET AN AMEN!?
[00:22] * Mei_Ikari pounces Kaenei all cat-like.
[00:22] <Kaenei> AAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN BROTHER!
[00:22] <Kaenei> I WISH I COULD FEEEL IT! I WISH I COULD FEEEEEEEL IT!
[00:24] * Kaenei waves his hands in the air.
[00:24] <Myrth> Brother Kaenei, we aaallll have the power to just reach out and welcome the Love of Fury into our lives! REACH OUT!
[00:25] <Kaenei> Ah can see the bounce! I feel the gravity well created by the illustrious cleavage! AH FEEL THE POWAH, BROTHER-MYRTH!
[00:25] <Kaenei> TESTIFY!
[00:25] <Myrth> I FEEL IT! I FEEEEEEL IT!
[00:26] * Myrth starts playing some funky soul on one of those Ray Charles organ things
[00:26] * Mei_Ikari throws Myrth into the sea.
[00:28] <Kaenei> I've got a-step on heaven! [HE FEELS THE LOVE!] I've got my-soul dreamin' [HE FEELS THE LOVE] I've got that thought, I can't deny, it's in the water, it's in the sky. Thinkin' of, Fury's cleavage- TESTIFY! [HE FEELS THE LOVE!]
[00:28] <Kaenei> Hey, that's not bad.
[00:28] <Kaenei> I could do the whole funk-soul.
[00:28] <Kaenei> I even had a tune in my head.
[00:29] <Myrth> We're definately ready to start the Church of Fury
[00:29] <Myrth> We've got the idol, the worshippers, and now something to sing
[00:29] * Kaenei ponders a thread.
[00:30] <Myrth> But... any such thread might have to go in General
[00:30] <Kaenei> But Myrth...
[00:30] <Kaenei> Why not make it... IC! MYRTH ROLEPLAYS FOR THE LOVE OF FURY!
[00:30] <Myrth> YASE!
[00:30] <Kaenei> Think of the attention it would bring!
[00:31] <Myrth> 'MYRTH DELETES NATIONS A-D FOR LOVE OF FURY'
[00:31] <Kaenei> YES! "The deletion of Melkor Unchained truly shows the unchained depths of my wub for Fury" claims disgraced former GM Myrth.
[02:27] * Kaenei pounces Renate.
[02:27] * rvs|work is ALMOST bowled OVER! In a pleasant way.
[02:29] <Helen_Ikari> http://www.bruteprop.com/v1/brutemag/stories/vikings/
[02:31] * rvs|work IS bowled over it seems, by the FIVE-BILLION-NESS taht is KAENEI.
[02:31] <rvs|work> ...vikings?
[02:33] * Kaenei snuggles renate... FIVE BILLION TIMES!
[02:35] * Firefury finally posts!
[02:36] * Kaenei gives Fury five billion hugs.
[02:36] * Firefury dodges half of them!
[02:36] * Helen_Ikari gives Kaenei 4.558 billion hugs.
[02:37] * Kaenei notes at least one of those two billion hugs felt ass. I reckon you'll get tired flaming nuclear deating after a hundred million. YES!
[02:37] * Kaenei secz0rz Mei five billion times. Once in the ear.
[02:38] * rvs|work wonders what those other6 million are doing.
[02:40] * Kaenei gets away with it. o.o
[02:40] * Firefury grins and whips out a huge titanium sledgehammer with which she repeatedly bashes Kaenei over the head. I BASH THEE WITH THE NOT AT ALL HOLY SLEDGEHAMMER OF BASHING!
[02:41] <Kaenei> Repeat that two billion times, you whore.
[02:41] * Firefury grins and whips out a huge titanium sledgehammer with which she repeatedly bashes Kaenei over the head. I BASH THEE WITH THE NOT AT ALL HOLY SLEDGEHAMMER OF BASHING!
[02:41] * Firefury grins and whips out a huge titanium sledgehammer with which she repeatedly bashes Kaenei over the head. I BASH THEE WITH THE NOT AT ALL HOLY SLEDGEHAMMER OF BASHING!
[02:41] * Firefury grins and whips out a huge titanium sledgehammer with which she repeatedly bashes Kaenei over the head. I BASH THEE WITH THE NOT AT ALL HOLY SLEDGEHAMMER OF BASHING!
[02:41] * Firefury grins and whips out a huge titanium sledgehammer with which she repeatedly bashes Kaenei over the head. I BASH THEE WITH THE NOT AT ALL HOLY SLEDGEHAMMER OF BASHING!
[02:41] * Firefury grins and whips out a huge titanium sledgehammer with which she repeatedly bashes Kaenei over the head. I BASH THEE WITH THE NOT AT ALL HOLY SLEDGEHAMMER OF BASHING!
[02:41] * Firefury grins and whips out a huge titanium sledgehammer with which she repeatedly bashes Kaenei over the head. I BASH THEE WITH THE NOT AT ALL HOLY SLEDGEHAMMER OF BASHING!
[02:41] * Firefury grins and whips out a huge titanium sledgehammer with which she repeatedly bashes Kaenei over the head. I BASH THEE WITH THE NOT AT ALL HOLY SLEDGEHAMMER OF BASHING!
[02:41] <Firefury> *etc etc 2 billion times*
[02:41] * rvs|work leaves for lunch after setting to recieve flood.
[02:41] <Kaenei> I think not.
[02:41] * rvs|work is now known as Terr|lunch
[02:41] * Kaenei taps his foot.
[02:42] <Kaenei> You can email it. But I expect to see two billion individual smitings.
[02:43] <Firefury> You didn't type your stuff 2 billion times. I refuse to adhere to a double standard!
[02:43] <Kaenei> Shut it, lest I bring the might of the federal government down on your sexy, but still bothersome californian as.s
[02:44] <Firefury> I fear no federal government, certainly in the form of threats from a foreigner!
[02:44] <Firefury> *not in the form of, even
[02:45] <Kaenei> You say that even as the federal wang rapes you in the rear! Bwhahaha.
[02:45] <Firefury> Dude, the federal government pays me money at tax time >=}
[02:45] <Kaenei> Nevar.
[02:45] * Kaenei sets fire to California.
[02:45] <Kaenei> No!
[02:46] * Kaenei stops North California giving South California any water.
[02:46] <Firefury> Hah! You think a mere FIRE will stop California?
[02:46] <Kaenei> You've got a point, but we'll see how long Los Angeles lasts without stealing all the water from up north.
[02:47] <Firefury> Nono, LA gets its water from off to the east. Colorado river PWNZ YOU
[02:47] <Kaenei> Eh...
[02:47] <Kaenei> STFU.
[02:47] <Firefury> PWNED.
[02:48] <Kaenei> U r teh Suckz0rz.
[02:48] <Firefury> Only in your dreams >=)
[02:49] <Kaenei> ....
[02:49] <Kaenei> Owned. Thoroughly.
[02:49] <Firefury> Yes, you have been. ^_^
[02:49] <Kaenei> You are such a hoor.
[02:49] <Firefury> Again, you only wish it were so >=)
[02:50] <Kaenei> Wait till I tell Myrth you made a dirty joke related to PENIS SERVICING. Oh how we'll giggle like anime school girls.
[02:50] <Firefury> Hah, Myrth won't be surprised that I make perverse jokes
[02:50] <Kaenei> Yeah, he gets more Fury attention than me. :(
[02:50] <Firefury> Nah, not really
[02:51] <Firefury> He usually gets the beatings
[02:51] <Kaenei> Am I favoured? ;)
[02:52] <Firefury> Only if you apologise for being so mean to such a sweet and innocent lady from California!
[02:52] * Kaenei APOLOGISES! PROFUSELY!
[02:53] <Kaenei> Anything to elevate me above Myrth as high-priest-of-the-Fury.
[02:53] * Firefury FAVORS Kaenei as the high-priest-of-the-Fury(and her sexy body parts!)
[02:53] <Kaenei> I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!
[02:54] * Kaenei goes about securing some of Fury's underwear for use in sacred rituals.
[02:54] * Firefury gifts Kaenei with the sacred black bra of the Fury! (okay, it's one she doesn't use often because its uncomfortable, but...)
[02:55] * Kaenei faints.
[02:55] * Kaenei croaks... I am chosen..!
[02:55] * Kaenei stuffs it down his trousers.
[02:55] <Kaenei> Don't judge me.

Der Angst

28-04-2005, 11:39

This is worth it, I guess.

<Mei_Ikari> Ctan, what happened to your silly-assed giant wanknation?
<The-Thunderbird-Sleeps> Menelmacar
<The-Thunderbird-Sleeps> He's still got it.
<The-Thunderbird-Sleeps> ^_^

Komokom

28-04-2005, 14:04

OMG ! Me too, :eek:

[22:55:54] <Doc_Evilonavich> I was considering posting in the space thread
[22:55:57] <Doc_Evilonavich> then I realised it sucked

Lies ... :p

[23:29:22] <The_OverRose_in_a_suit> Komokom, you are addicted to quoting.

The Island of Rose

28-04-2005, 15:35

<Greenmanbry> ...........
<The_Imperial_OverRose> Wha?
<Greenmanbry> nothing.
<The_Imperial_OverRose> Tell meh.
<Greenmanbry> I was thinking about life in general.. My profound thoughts and ideas were translated onto the IRC chat box as "..........."

Makes ya think, don't it?

Vilita

29-04-2005, 04:04

Vilita enters the room emphatic about his party winning the elections on particracy.net. Unfortunately, the only one in the room at the time was Spruitland, who has no clue what's going on. :)

<Vilita> THE NEW BIG HAIRY CHIEF IS VILITA THE BRAVE!
<Spruitland> Woohoo!
* Spruitland starts banging chest and smashing a bone on the ground

Quadaloompa

30-04-2005, 23:29

More from IRC, though I had to type it out because I forgot to have logging on. A few unrelated messages have been removed.

<Rejistania> can this channel help me with a good motto?
<JamesMidlonia> "EXTERMINATE"?
<Damien_Nightbane> "I drank what?"
<Iesus> "Hello Sailor"
<Sirocco> "We shall not suffer indignity"
<Sirocco> "Pro Rege Et Grege"
<Rejistania> I thought about "Defense is supreme"
<Sirocco> "Being Defended Is Supremely Better"
<Damien_Nightbane> "It puts the lotion in the basket
or else it gets the hose again!"
<Rejistania> nah, Sir
<Sirocco> "Remember: You Are Happy People"
<Rejistania> that is good
<Sirocco> Thanks.
<Damien_Nightbane> "That isn't a camera. Move along"
<Quadaloompa> 'Motto removed as part of governmental
savings policy."
<Rejistania> *lol*
<NG> seems like something I'd do.
<NG> :)
<Sirocco> "Freedom Is Profitable. Slavery Is
Profitable. Freedom Is Slavery."
<Damien_Nightbane> "All your world cups are belong
to us"
<Sirocco> A bit too long perhaps.
<Rejistania> *lol* DN
<Quadaloompa> "Sorry, I broke your freedom. And
that was the last one."

Two Knives

30-04-2005, 23:44

A qoute form Stalin

"...Communism shall hang the Capitalist...and we shall buy from them the rope by which wwe shall do it..." - J. Stalin

imported_Berserker

01-05-2005, 02:06

A qoute form Stalin

"...Communism shall hang the Capitalist...and we shall buy from them the rope by which wwe shall do it..." - J. Stalin
And then the Soviet Union collapsed. And we lent them some rope to help pull themselves up. :)

Konania

01-05-2005, 03:53

<Mei_Ikari> OMG A HUGE NUMBER! YOUR PENIS MUST BE HUGE ALSO.

* * *

Wow... that is awesome. Too bad the whole thread is goned now. The old forums took too many good RPs with them.
[And that's [i]still my favorite post. :) ]

--Felix

GMC Military Arms

02-05-2005, 12:35

The ultimate question:

<Taurevanime> "What does God need with a starship?"

And, err...

<Freethinker> feel the power OF MY WANK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* Yamatto gets the mop.

Automagfreek

03-05-2005, 05:58

This gave me a good laugh:

<Automagfreek enjoys sipping on Captain and Coke..although Captain is like....liquid fire to me
<snip>
<Ainulindalion imagines idly as he glances in the room, Damien Dreadfire striking up the Captain's pose.

Frisbeeteria

04-05-2005, 02:12

They know their heraldry ...[06:01] <Tsaraine> Yes, the Ozzies need a new flag and some of their winning designs look really rather nice.
[06:01] <Tsaraine> www.Ausflag.com.au
[06:02] <Tsaraine> http://www.Ausflag.com.au/new/pfdc/winner.html <-- Those, to be more precise.
[06:02] <Terr|lunch> On a green field, sheep argent sodomized by aussie or?
[06:03] * Tsaraine laughs. Hee.

Komokom

08-05-2005, 09:51

[18:59:55] * Joanna flips Siri's skirt up.
[19:00:01] * Indy|Zzz has joined #nationstates
[19:00:15] <Mei_Ikari> Whoa, you found Indy.

GMC Military Arms

09-05-2005, 02:06

Dubious advice...

[01:41] <Indy> my mouse is creeping accross the screen of it's own free will...
[01:42] <Vrak> kill it!

Tarlachia

12-05-2005, 06:13

From a sticky thread in Technical on the neverending debate of which nation is truly Max Barry:

Felix, Where are ya, buddy? Gosh, if you can't get your hands on a copy I'll photocopy mine and send it to you. It's a good read. ((Jennifer Gov't. book))

And someone else's reply several posts later...

Rule of thumb: Never announce your intention to copy copyrighted material on the owner's website.

And the winner of the Most Stupid Intentions Award goes to...

Greenmanbry

13-05-2005, 10:39

<Greenmanbry> The writing is wonderful. Almost as good as that of FWS
<Greenmanbry> *GMB ducks to avoid Vastiva's thwapping*
<Vastiva> Yes, but people *like* me ppppppbbbbbttttthhhhhhbbb
<Greenmanbry> lol
<Greenmanbry> but remember, with popularity, you make enemies
<Greenmanbry> and your list of enemies isn't the shortest one around
<Vastiva> Meh. Popularity brings enemies... enemies bring war... war brings NATO

:D

GMC Military Arms

17-05-2005, 08:25

Yamatto uses his psychic powers for evil.

* The_Rep_of_Komokom is away : reason : Need to Know, and you don't need to know ...
<Yamatto> KOKO IS WANKING.

Currant Thyme

18-05-2005, 03:39

"How do you set the laser printer to stun?"
~Unknown

"A life lived in fear is a live half lived."
~Unknown.... you know I should really find out who the hell said this stuff...:-D

~Currant Thyme.........leader of the Rogue Nation of Nowhere.

Allanea

20-05-2005, 22:59

[22:35] Randomea: Washing yourself is a social activity. It introduces you to a new situation, says 'I'm at home here' and can show nonchalance.
[22:35] Snowfox: XD
[22:35] Gaelith: "Washing yourself"
[22:35] Gaelith: What a polite euphamism for jamming one's tongue up one's ass.
[22:36] Euroslavia: lol
[22:36] Snowfox: Oh come on.
[22:36] Snowfox: You KNOW you'd do it all the time if you could.

Note: Gaelith is Mirkai and Snowfox is Teen Angst. J

Greenmanbry

21-05-2005, 17:17

<DPUO|Son_of_the_Sun> NS is worse IMO. Modern and Post-Modern wanking is no different to Future Tech wanking. The only difference is that MT wankers use their hands, PMT wankers use augmented hands, and FT wankers have a robotic hand to do it for them.

<DPUO|Son_of_the_Sun> Frankly I prefer Mod and near-mod tech wankers. They wank, sure, but it's at least wank that makes some kind of sense. MT wankers have "GENETICALLY MODIFIED!" hands; FT wankers have "ROBOTIC NANOBOT-ENHANCED HANDS THAT CAN MOVE UP TO 400 TIMES A SECOND AND ARE DRIVEN BY MINIATURE FUSION PACKS, RAWR!"

...... how true .......

GMC Military Arms

24-05-2005, 07:21

And so, the Dark Lord was defeated by, um...

[07:10] * Mei_Ikari TROUTS!
[07:10] * Melkor MACKERELS!
[07:11] * Mei_Ikari slaps Melkor in the face with DEAR GOD the II forum Godmoded Mk311 v16 type b VASIMIR MTHL mithril chainsaw [with KAKTUS II ERA and MASERs and shit] of FUCKING DOOM.
[07:12] * Melkor is smitten accordingly
[07:12] * Melkor re forms like the T-1000 in T2
[07:12] * Mei_Ikari drops Melkor into a pool of molten Abba CDs.
[07:14] <Melkor> oh god
[07:15] * Mei_Ikari KNEW the lord of darkness was weak against annoyingly chirpy Europop!
[07:17] * Melkor is defeated
[07:19] * Mei_Ikari yays.

Dread Lady Nathicana

28-05-2005, 08:16

<Yam_severely_trashed> on an entirely unrelated note, jeez, my forehead looks like i was kerbstomped.
<Nathi|afk> Dare I ask just how you managed to meet face with pole so ah ... forcefully?
* Nathi|afk thinks we should demand pics.
<Yam_severely_trashed> I was concentrating and i walk fast.
<Nathi|afk> Ow.
<Yam_severely_trashed> that'll learn me to randomly text my friend and relatives when i've been drinking
<Nathi|afk> Ow ow. *giggles*
<Yam_severely_trashed> *smack* "Where the bloody hell did THAT come from !?"
<Nathi|afk> It jumped out at you. *nods sagely* It was a stealth pole attack.
<Yam_severely_trashed> Aye
<Yam_severely_trashed> ninja poles
* Nathi|afk shakes a fist.
<Nathi|afk> Well, they blend right in when it's dark and such, hiding there along the road just waiting for someone to come along.
<Yam_severely_trashed> aye
<Yam_severely_trashed> "he looks pretty wasted, lets GET HIM!"
<Nathi|afk> * Poles PLOT and CONSPIRE then leap out and whack Yam about the head and shoulders.
<Yam_severely_trashed> aye
<Yam_severely_trashed> and there was bits of gravel in my hair. bloody concrete.
<Nathi|afk> If you listen carefully, you can almost hear them whispering back and forth ... and ack.
<Yam_severely_trashed> must be syskeyian or thelasi powerpoles
<Yam_severely_trashed> out to get me
* Nathi|afk shudders at that thought.

(later ...)

* Yamatto (Yamatto@210-54-99-103.dialup.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Quit: So anyway, there I was and this fucking syskeyian stealth powerpole jumps me. I was like "you gadget loving bastard!")

Could not resist ... Yam, we wubs ya. :D

Phalanix

28-05-2005, 17:57

<green_sun> *Clucks like a chicken*
* Phalanix throws beer bottle at chickens
* Praetonia|Rule_Britannia looks at green_sun
<Phalanix> I swear those birds are the work of satan!!!!
<green_sun> SATAN IS TEH EVIL!
<Phalanix> Actualy he is my grandpa
<green_sun> And you're your own grandpa...*Gasp!*
<green_sun> YOU'RE A CHICKEN!
<Phalanix> I swear his heating bill is a pain in the ass to pay
<green_sun> XD
<Phalanix> No actualy I'm a Canadian
<Phalanix> Got the pet beaverto prove it
* Praetonia|Rule_Britannia has a pet cat
<green_sun> No, Canada's just trying to destroy the Earth. Are you a clown?
<green_sun> I've got FOUR pet cats!
* Phalanix sets the killer beaver lose on green sun
Phalanix> You know to much!

Yes GreenSun knows to much now.....

The room on RB

<GenericEmpire> i might replace J.L. with a ham sandwich
<Benelovant_Op_TIOR> I could conquer RB, if I wanted to.
<OmzStudy> each time its interesting to see RB buys thousands of aircraft and adds it to his 1 mile long list
<Benelovant_Op_TIOR> There's only one thing that gets me about him. He constantly commits genocide... I'm surprised his pop isn't freakishly low.
<Euroslavia> exactly
<GenericEmpire> or gone entirely
<Phalanix> I know. It's like a act of god that they can reproduce faster than rabbits!
<Euroslavia> hehe
<Benelovant_Op_TIOR> I've told him aboot it too in one of his threads, but he payed no mind.
* Phalanix shudders at the thought
<GenericEmpire> i don't get why there are still commies in his nation though
<GenericEmpire> if he kills them all
<Euroslavia> yep
<Phalanix> Like I said they reproduce faster than rabbits!
* Benelovant_Op_TIOR shrugs.
<GenericEmpire> unless his population have the IQ of rabbits as well
<Benelovant_Op_TIOR> Remember when he banned math?
<GenericEmpire> that was amazing
<Phalanix> I'm not even gona touch that one

Me and Green sun on Canada's secret military

<Phalanix|DoingWork> It'd be so funny if Canada was secretly hiding the universes most lethal military
<GreenSun> And-*Shot*
<GreenSun> I knew those weren't forests!
<Phalanix|DoingWork> No they are forests
<Phalanix|DoingWork> Yes we will strike...soooon
<GreenSun> And then we realize and kick your ass...
<GreenSun> Ten annex you...
<Phalanix|DoingWork> More like we deploy the UB3R N00Ks of D00M we made on you
<GreenSun> Then Mexico and then we'll have worldpeace except for the Liberals and Conservatives...
<Phalanix|DoingWork> More like you'd have the uprising from hell
<GreenSun> Because there really is no Eastern Hemisphere.
<Phalanix|DoingWork> I'll never submit to your watered down beer!

More random hijinx from the IRC channels

* Camewot|AFK whispers: watch out, Freethinker has a crow bar
* Phalanix whispers back: no worries I got a X-box
<Freethinker> oh shit
* Freethinker drops the crow bar and runs away
* Phalanix waves his X-box around like a mad man and chases after Freethinker
<Freethinker> argh
<Phalanix> Suffer the wrath of.....HALO2
* Freethinker ponders how to make his Pathfinders wankier
* Camewot|AFK takes popcorn, enjoys
* Freethinker runs away, gets a book written by Ann Coulter
* Phalanix tosses his X-box asides and runs away to find a book by Stephn Hawking
* Camewot|AFK takes crow bar
* Camewot|AFK takes book: "How to work properly with a crow bar"
* Camewot|AFK grins
* Praetonia|RuleBritannia hails ye all.
* Phalanix wonders who he can beat up with a boring physics book...OF DOOM
* Camewot|AFK whispers: Praetonia, I have a crow bar and a book how to use it! Lets kill those two!
* Praetonia|RuleBritannia runs and hides
* Phalanix looks back and forth then bolts for the nearest gunshop
* Camewot|AFK holds back Phalanxis, using his crow bar to beat him in the head
* Praetonia|RuleBritannia throws a MassPwnage missile design at Phalanix
* Phalanix rubs his head then deflects the missle design with the physics book OF DOOM
* Camewot|AFK sees the Phalanxis blood run all over the place, and wonders why he isn't dead, then gives him another beat
<Praetonia|RuleBritannia> Gah! Godmods dont wok against Steven Hawkins!

Vastiva

30-05-2005, 04:24

It was one thing that my mom had never heard of the six-armed bitchslapping goddess. But everybody should've heard of ice cream.

It's this sort of thing that keeps me reading his RP's...

Rejistania

30-05-2005, 05:45

Maserrat explained something complex a few posts above.

Okay?

Um, Okay.

*Goes off to read something less confusing, like the European Constitution*

GMC Military Arms

01-06-2005, 13:02

It's good when people know what they want.

<Katsuma> I wanna see Kofi Annan team up with the ghost of Bruce Lee to fight crime!
<Iuthicito> I do too.

Britmattia

05-06-2005, 12:15

* Helen_Ikari tries to imagine riced up spacecraft.
<Yamatto> chrome
<Yamatto> big spoiler
* Yamatto considers
<Helen_Ikari> "Yo, Biggs... I just put hydraulics on my X-Wing. Check it out!"
<Yamatto> "you're just wiggling the joystick wedge."
<Yamatto> "No I'm not!"
<Yamatto> "I can fucking see you doin...wait that's not your joysti..Oh I'm going to be ill."
<Helen_Ikari> "Why isn't that Y-Wing in proper formation?" "Oh... it's a 'low-rider'..."
<Tsaraine> "I hear Grand Moff Tarkin put a wide-bore exhaust on the Death Star."
<Yamatto> haha
<Yamatto> THAT is how skywalker nails it
<Helen_Ikari> B-Wing dropping bombs with the bass cranked up so high that the cockpit rattles...
<Helen_Ikari> "I told you not to go with the 5" pipe!"
<Yamatto> it'd make for great television
<Helen_Ikari> "Star Wars: Espisode 0.5: Sith in Da Hood"
<Yamatto> formation of Y wings come swooping in with RATM "How Could I Just" pumping
<Yamatto> I'd run away
<Helen_Ikari> "Yo, that Darth Maul be frontin'!"
<Tsaraine> Yoda speaking in rap!
<Yamatto> he already does
<Tsaraine> Voiced by Eminem.
<Helen_Ikari> "Drop plates on your punk ass I will."
<Yamatto> "Fuck your bitch ass up I will, yes."
<Helen_Ikari> "Shizzle Jedi be in!"
<Yamatto> Jedi drivebys, cruise past and then lean out and swing their lightsabres.
<Helen_Ikari> "Violence, you kids like? Nine inch nails in each one of my eyelids to stick?"
* Yamatto chokes on his pizza
* Helen_Ikari giggles
<Tsaraine> Darth Yamatto has been force choked by the Jedi, fo shizzle!

Vastiva

06-06-2005, 06:50

From the UN Forum

The day that a man can decide whether or not I have an abortion is the day that I decide whether or not to snip his balls off.

Komokom

09-06-2005, 15:09

[00:16:56] <Sensori> BEING SUBTLE IS FOR THE WEAK.

And so Sensori affirms their might ! with CAPS ! :p

GMC Military Arms

10-06-2005, 14:02

The Charr versus anarchism!

If you want to make a stateless society, what you need to do is:

1) Not come to NationStates.
2) Don't create a nation on NationStates.
3) Sit back and look at what you haven't created.

imported_Angelus

10-06-2005, 18:39

1335 Working-Kzintosh: Costume ball?
1335 * Omicron_Blu grins
1335 Working-Kzintosh: Hell yeah.
1335 Omicron_Blu: Theme: Lovers.
1336 Omicron_Blu: We are going as Hades and Persephone.
1336 * Working-Kzintosh calls Narcissus.
1336 Omicron_Blu: Go for it.
1336 Working-Kzintosh: That way I don't need to bring anyone

Krytenia

11-06-2005, 02:23

Paging Dr Evil...
* Kry|MoreWiki laughs maniacally
<Weegies> See, this evil megalomaniac just isn't working for me. Could we get another?
<Kry|MoreWiki> You get what you are given! Blofeld was taken!
<Weegies> Damned Bond.
<Weegies> And his slurred esses.
<Kry|MoreWiki> Conshider yourshelf PWNED.
<Weegies> No chanshe.

Allanea

11-06-2005, 12:55

Allanea and Bryn Shander discuss the Allanean Civil War...

[14:48] Allanea: Any more questions?
[14:53] Damien_Nightbane: Yes. Who am I bombing, and why?
[14:53] Damien_Nightbane: I just woke up and don't remember.

Liverpool England

11-06-2005, 13:00

Allanea and Bryn Shander discuss the Allanean Civil War...

That's surely not memorale enough to qualify for this thread.

imported_Angelus

11-06-2005, 18:50

1342 * Aelosia goes and rests her head on Nathicana's lap`
1342 *** Aelosia has quit IRC (Quit: )
1343 Gehenna: Nathi's lap is deadly.

More IRC wackiness.

Phalanix

12-06-2005, 22:20

Don't ask.

[16:00] <MackMan> some one has set us up the bomb!

[16:00] <Phalanix> All your base are belong to us!

[16:00] <Weyr|FDK> for great justice!

[16:01] * Goobergunch takes off every Zig

[16:01] <Weyr|FDK> move zig!

[16:01] <Phalanix> God we need lives

[16:02] <MackMan> ha

[16:02] <Phalanix> I think e-bay has a few on sale

[16:02] <MackMan> Okay everyone, Its time to play... 'WHO KNOWS THE MOST USLESS VIDEO GAME CRAP!' our first contestant is... Phalanix!

[16:03] <Phalanix> I'll take Halo for 500

[16:04] <Doc_Evilonavich> http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19374075/ < Mei_Ikari ..now they come in pink

[16:04] <MackMan> Halo for 500! your question is, how many soldiers in your escape pod survive the landing on the Halo at the start of the game?

[16:05] <Mei_Ikari> 3.

[16:05] <Phalanix> Zero unless you are countin the MC who you play as thn it is one

[16:05] <James|away> 1

[16:05] <Mei_Ikari> 4 million.

[16:05] <Knoot|workstuff> can you take any game?

[16:05] <Mei_Ikari> The soldiers from Quake 2 were in there too.

[16:05] <MackMan> Phalanix Is Correct!! 500 points to Phalanix!

[16:05] * Knoot|workstuff takes 'Masters of Magic' for 1000

[16:05] * Phalanix does the in your face dance

[16:06] <Phalanix> I'll tkae Fallotu for 800

[16:06] <MackMan> im sorry, Phalanix got the last ? right, so he picks the catagory, Knoot loses 500 points for butting in.

[16:06] <Phalanix> *Fallout

[16:07] <Knoot|workstuff> =(

[16:07] <MackMan> hmmm... i dont know that game. some one else take over!!

[16:07] * Knoot|workstuff steals 500 points from Phalanix

[16:07] * James|Midlonia steals Knoot from Knoot.

[16:07] * Knoot|workstuff is stolen

[16:07] * Phalanix steals his 500 points back and clubs Knoot to death with a BFS

[16:08] * MackMan whacks the contestants over the head. NO STEALING!

[16:08] <Phalanix> Knoot started it I finished it

[16:08] <MackMan> except for knoot. knoot can remain stolen then

[16:08] * James|Midlonia casts healing, accidently gets the scrolls mixed up and turns knoot into a chicken instead.

[16:08] *** Knoot|workstuff is now known as Chicken

[16:09] <MackMan> im sorry, Fallout isnt a catagory

[16:09] <MackMan> the catagories are:

[16:09] <MackMan> Halo

[16:09] * James|Midlonia then watches the Chicken get eaten by Obelix from the A&O comics..

[16:09] <Sensori> USUK, USUK, USUK and USUK.

[16:09] <Doc_Evilonavich> Beat MackMan to death with a Mechanichal Singing Tuna

[16:09] * Doc_Evilonavich beats MackMan to death with a mechanichal singing tuna

[16:10] * James|Midlonia does so too

[16:10] <MackMan> Warcraft... Mackman gets beaten to death by mechanical singing tunas. The theme song plays and the TV fades out

[16:10] <Phalanix> <_< >_>

[16:11] * Phalanix runns off with the trophie and starts to beat Mackman's corpse with it screaming about Falout

Yes I do intend to.

[16:28] * Phalanix goes abck to trying to take over.....CANADA

[16:28] * Joanna prevents Phalanix from taking over Canada

[16:28] * Agwene goes to Canada to hang out at Jo's house

[16:28] * thePhilosophes notes that in the confusion, the Canadians take over Phalanix

[16:28] <Phalanix> I'm Canadian

[16:29] <MackMan> hey, Phalanix, heres $5 billion. the prize money for the game. you had 500 points, any no one else had anything. you won!

[16:29] <Phalanix> I was goan run for PM and take over leagaly

[16:29] <thePhilosophes> well, it's that much easier then

[16:29] <Agwene> I'm cold now

[16:29] <Phalanix> So Canadian's can't take over a Canadian

[16:29] * Freethinker passes Agwene a blankie

[16:29] *** thePhilosophes is now known as DRP|||working

[16:29] <Nathicana> You might want to brush up on your spelling and delivery before you try running for office.

[16:30] <Kasaros> It never stopped some people.

[16:30] * Mephet`ran|Ctan hugs Agwene again, and heats his skin up.

[16:30] <Kasaros> Ba-dum, tsch

[16:30] * Freethinker huggles the Nathi and curls up at her feet to sleep

[16:30] <Nathicana> This is true, but hey - it never hurts.

[16:30] <Kasaros> Sorry.

[16:30] <Phalanix> I'm on a laptop so typing is a bitch

[16:30] <Kasaros> I've been waiting for years to trot that one out./

[16:30] * Agwene hugs back

[16:30] <James|Midlonia> Things you should not say to the queen when receiving your honour: "How did you kill Diana." "I eat Corgies."

[16:31] * MackMan notes that the crazy people have returned

[16:31] <Freethinker> "I'm a Republican"

[16:31] <Phalanix> I was thinking along the lines of "You have a striking ressemblance to G.W. Bush"

[16:31] <Mei_Ikari> 'Heya, sexy.'

[16:31] * Freethinker pounces Mei all demon-like

[16:32] <Phalanix> God those would be priceless to say to the Queen

[16:32] <MackMan> "I think Democracy is outdated. Communisim would be a nice change, dont you thinnk?"

[16:32] <James|Midlonia> "Ma'm you do not beleive how much pussy I am going to get because you're giving me this."

[16:32] <MackMan> "Do you understand that you hold no real power?"

[16:32] <James|Midlonia> "Could you sign this for me? I'll get more for it on Ebay.."

[16:32] <Phalanix> "Hey how about after the party you and me go down to my office."

[16:33] <James|Midlonia> mack: she still hold the power to declar war and peace, and to seize any property in the country she wishes.

[16:33] * Kasaros watches staleness sink in, slowly and imperceptibly.

[16:33] <MackMan> id seize it ALL!!!! MWAHAHA!!!

[16:33] <Weyr|FDK> Phalanix: dunno....I've been using a laptop for a while now, and it seems fine once you get used to the shalowness of the keys

[16:33] *** Sensori [Sensori@a80-186-145-198.elisa-laajakaista.fi] has quit [Quit: Ei kai tässä mitää.]

[16:33] <Freethinker> James: Yes, but tis not like she can actually do that in real life without raising siginificant issues

[16:33] <Phalanix> Meh I'm not used to this one

[16:33] <Weyr|FDK> the problem's when you have to switch and normal keys look like levers

[16:34] <MackMan> darn

[16:34] * Kasaros RESTARTS!

[16:34] <MackMan> "Hey, you think you could hook me up with some of your friends?"

[16:34] * Agwene posts for the pretty Canadian lady

[16:35] *** DRP|||working left #nationstates []

[16:35] <Phalanix> If I ever become PM it is gona be interesting

[16:35] *** Kasaros [MetallicPi@adsl-1-210-58.bna.bellsouth.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]

[16:35] <MackMan> I think ill start building a bomb shelter now, so its ready by the time Phal becomes PM

[16:36] <Phalanix> That won't save you

[16:36] <MackMan> itll be 50000 feet below ground

[16:36] <Agwene> No, it won't.

[16:36] <MackMan> with 70 foot thick concrete/lead walls

[16:36] <Phalanix> Not when I release the super radioactive attack beavers programed to hunt you down

Rejistania

15-06-2005, 00:16

Nanakaland explains how one installs Linux

<@Nanakaland> Penguins are birds.
<@Nanakaland> Thus they lay eggs.
<@Nanakaland> Tuxes are penguins.
<@Nanakaland> Thus ISOs are like Tux eggs.
<@Nanakaland> when they "hatch" you get a Tux.

Syskeyia

16-06-2005, 22:07

From the Reich regional HQ:

I am 100% pure, my blood pumps a true Christian red....the blood of human greatness flows through my body...
anyone who doubts this OR the greatness of Iesus basket weaving should report to me in person.....

Heil God!

B.Iesus

Emphasis added. ;)

Komokom

18-06-2005, 09:54

After their learning that yes, Australia was in World War II ...

<ElectronX> Ohio was an illusion created to scare the Canadians away from the main land.
<Helen_Ikari> ...
<Helen_Ikari> They don't teach you geography either, huh?

Dread Lady Nathicana

18-06-2005, 17:19

In a discussion on 'how to be more au courant with popular culture', our ever-creative and helpful Space Pirate Cap'n offered this ...

<Awake-Kzintosh> First, collect an eggbeater, three lengths of rubber tubing, a 2"-diameter PVC pipe six inches long, three gerbils of differing colors, and a rapper and/or a televangelist.

<Petoht_Al-Rayn> What a thing to walk in on.

* Holy_Vatican_See looks SCARED!!

<Awake-Kzintosh> Next, [SECOND STEP DELETED PER THE MILLENIUM ELECTRONIC DECENCY ACT, THE PATRIOT ACT, THE FEINSTEIN ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN, AND THE OH MY GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS HEATHEN BILL]

<Awake-Kzintosh> After the rash subsides in about three weeks, you'll be right on top of modern pop culture.

* Holy_Vatican_See gets the picture, passes on the actual experience

Damn the censors! Damn them, I say! *grins*

Reine Vimes

20-06-2005, 15:35

[16:01] <Phalanix> God we need lives

[16:02] <MackMan> ha

[16:02] <Phalanix> I think e-bay has a few on sale

That's amazing.

Phalanix

20-06-2005, 16:08

That conversation was to much fun. Ah the memories....

Britmattia

21-06-2005, 19:38

C'tan vs Knoot, ready? FIGHT!

* Mephet`ran|Ctan ponders the deep meaning to get from Knoot's female-gnome-with-a-chicken.
<Knoot> Speculate please, Mep
<Obsidian> Mephet, is there really any 'deep meaning' to anything Knoot does?
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> WORKING!
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> ...
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> ...
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> No. No there isn't. Knoot is a shallow and annoying Dutchman.
<Knoot> :(
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> With no more right to live on God's clean Earth than a Weasel.
<Knoot> weasels have rights!
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> No they don't.
* Yamatto flails Knoot with a bushel of ex-weasels
<Yamatto> hrm
<Yamatto> that was about the weirdest slap I've ever performed.
* Knoot is crying IRL. Everyone hates him. Woe.
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> IRL crying?
* Mephet`ran|Ctan is... smirking with glee!
<Knoot> yes
* Mephet`ran|Ctan disbelieves.
* Yamatto raises an eyebrow. from a hair. had this eyebrow neophyte and battle brother. s'a trained one.
<Knoot> :(
<Knoot> you don't even believe me
* Yamatto gives Knoot his own trained eyebrow to cheer him up
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> No.
<Yamatto> you take these off orks you know.
<Knoot> I'll just type me sad story on my emo-blog
<Yamatto> ZOMG NOES
* Mephet`ran|Ctan canm
<Knoot> I wrote a poem about you Mephet`ran|Ctan
<Yamatto> and listen to linkin park?
* Knoot does like linkin park
* Mephet`ran|Ctan can't believe even a dutchman is so laughably sensative. :P
<Knoot> oh Mephet ran of the Ctan / woe my nihilistic existence / you dominate and overstate / I cry when the world laughs
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> Is there more?
<Knoot> I made drawings of you. Well, in my mind. But I can never show them to anyone!
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> Oh god.
<Knoot> Sometimes, when I am lonely and the world is crying and I think of you... crying. I know you'll hate me for it. But everyone hates me anyway. skippybunny361 thinks so too.
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> Heh heh heh.
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> So, where's this blog Knoot?
<Knoot> I, euh, hid it on the interweb
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> Good. You're joking, or lying, both much the same with you, you snivelling little dutchman.

Tonissia

21-06-2005, 19:48

Ah man I saw 'Post-Election Party' and I thought we were electing the concrete post El Pat hit in his car, to the position of Enviromental Minister in charge of cutting pollution from motorcars.

*Looks up*

'Holy crap El Pat driving buses now?'

'Anyone (Other than El Pat) gonna give PAX a lift to the party?'

Thats LOL Material There Folks

Relative Liberty

21-06-2005, 19:55

Gelfland, on annihilation of anthrax:

''I support your propsal, and will happily begin the process by carpeting all your arable land with napalm, so as to eliminate any naturally-occouring anthrax that may exist within your borders.''

Syskeyia

26-06-2005, 15:27

From the thread "Species and Spirituality:"
"What?" He said. "What are you looking at? You've never seen a Rosian Head of State---" Government. "Who said that? Anyway, you've never seen a Rosian Head of Government parachute into a world famous Plaza where the Pope just happens to live by with a hollow bomb thing full of suitcases before? For shame! You should learn not to discriminate. Hmph."

Krytenia

27-06-2005, 01:22

Bedistan. Cool as a cucumber. Until...

* Sonaron sets mode: +b Vilita!*@*
<Gaian_Ascendancy> is everyone having fun here.
* Yuba0-2FCUnited sets mode: -b Vilita!*@*
* Vilita was kicked by Sonaron (Sonaron)
* Vilita has joined #sport
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Vilita
* Vilita sets mode: -b Vilita!*@*
<Starblaydia> maybe she thinks you'll get it right eventually ;)
* Spruitland searches for his little black book, realizes he doesn't have one
<Slope|3-1|Vllanzia> not quite like that star
* Krytenia shakes his head
<Gaian_Ascendancy> oops, Houston up on Milan-NYC 2-1 on a penalty.
* Rejistania sets mode: +b Vilita!*@*
* Vilita was kicked by Rejistania (Rejistania)
* Rejistania sets mode: -b Vilita!*@*
* Slope|3-1|Vllanzia sets mode: -b Vilita!*@*
* Yuba0-2FCUnited sets mode: -b Vilita!*@*
* sonomacenter sets mode: +b *!*@*
<Yuba0-2FCUnited> GOD DAMN IT, STOP IT ALREADY AND GET A F-ING LIFE@
<Eauz> Hypocria 5 Kajiztahn 0 <------ o_0
* Rejistania sets mode: -b *!*@*
<Nanakaland> ...
<Gaian_Ascendancy> chill.... chill...
<Krytenia> wow, you broke Bedi
<Rejistania> WTH?
* Starblaydia has quit IRC (Quit: you're all f-ing crazy)
<Yuba0-2FCUnited> thank you.

PS. Expletives edited.

Allanea

28-06-2005, 22:23

What you wouln never expect...

[23:21] * WindowsFan cuddles Rejis too.
[23:21] * Rejistania enjoys the cuddling

Rejistania

30-06-2005, 18:24

What you did not expect from the windows-fan:

* Allanea is cuddled by Tux. Enjoys

Krytenia

30-06-2005, 22:01

Some people just aren't popular...
<Bedistan> 4 Buchanan H.F.C. 4 1 0 3 11 17 -6 3 <--- still, you've gotta feel kinda sorry for them, though...
<Starblaydia> depends what nation they're from :D
<Bedistan> The Weegies
<Starblaydia> Hmmmm. nah

GMC Military Arms

03-07-2005, 14:20

Perfect timing:

[14:18] * Doc_Evilonavich releases a raving loony
[14:18] * AustarUnion|Indigo has joined #nationstates

GMC Military Arms

05-07-2005, 11:06

A candidate for most ludicrous statement ever:

The core of the sun isnt really that hot.

Rejistania

08-07-2005, 23:32

first quote from #TempleOfKarela?

when referring to the NS World Cup:

< Eauz> bah
< Eauz> come on, this is RL

(my favorite co-host corrected himself seconds after it to "this isn't RL", but I was LMAOing already)

Syskeyia

11-07-2005, 00:10

The Reich regional HQ is often a source of good qutoes and stuff.

For example, take this gem from Matty:
Thought for the day:
I hate vampires. They’re just mosquitoes with backstories

Sirens of Titan

16-07-2005, 16:08

A candidate for most ludicrous statement ever:Seconded.

Britmattia

17-07-2005, 18:29

So, to prove that #ns isn't just about wank...
[05:25] * Nathi|Painting is now known as Nathi|DeppedInChocolate
[05:25] * Gehenna|Pottering is now known as Gehenna|Dinner

Krytenia

20-07-2005, 03:15

Bedistan's laptop was stubbornly refusing to die, until...

* VLeague|Constructing awaits the ping of death from peach land
* Bedistan has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

Ritlina

20-07-2005, 03:35

"What? IM DEAD?!?!?! All that happened was that i was shot with a shotgun at close range! I shouldn't be dead...."

Unknown

this is from an rp, btw

This United State

20-07-2005, 11:59

[21:04:24] * The_Rep_of_Komokom throws Rezo out a window.
[21:04:34] * Rezo (AkaHoshi@pc42.rz.RWTH-Aachen.DE) has left #nationstates
[21:04:34] * Rezo (AkaHoshi@pc42.rz.RWTH-Aachen.DE) has joined #nationstates
[21:04:37] * Rezo comes back in
[21:04:51] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> That was a cheap shot and you know it.
[21:05:02] * The_Rep_of_Komokom throws Rezo out again and LOCKS the DAMNED DOOR.
[21:05:04] <Rezo> and?
[21:05:10] * Rezo (AkaHoshi@pc42.rz.RWTH-Aachen.DE) has left #nationstates
[21:05:21] * Rezo (AkaHoshi@pc42.rz.RWTH-Aachen.DE) has joined #nationstates
[21:05:25] <Rezo> I love the backdoor.
[21:05:25] <Obsidian> I bet you do.

Nanakaland

21-07-2005, 22:55

(17:47:09) —› topic: (Bedi|BPL2078) changes topic to (BblWC5 hosts: Sarz&Pac | WC23 final: Druida vs Rejis | WC24: 82 Sign-ups http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=429671 | U21WC18 27/32 Signups | CL: Iskara Daii | AOCAF9: MD5 | CoH: Draw made | PDMC2 MD3; MD4 Thur | VLeague18 POSTED, Star Liga5 on Wiki | WC24 host votes to Bedi (9/29))
(17:47:17) (+tlc) Druida and rejis...interesting
(17:47:28) (@Starblaydia) ..sitting in a tree.. ;)
(17:47:34) (@Nanakaland) K
(17:47:41) (@Spruitland) I
(17:47:49) (@Bedi|BPL2078) N
(17:47:52) (@Bedi|BPL2078) er, S
(17:47:55) (@Spruitland) lol
(17:47:56) (+tlc) ...
(17:47:57) (@Nanakaland) S
(17:48:03) (+tlc) i
(17:48:09) —› quit: (hisam) (sexy@203.81.206.140) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(17:48:14) (@Nanakaland) ...
(17:48:15) (@Spruitland) I think Bedi was going for K I N K Y?
(17:48:17) (@Bedi|BPL2078) N
(17:48:23) (@Rejis|H1SR) *lol*
(17:48:32) (@Nanakaland) G
(17:48:41) • @Bedi|BPL2078 was highly decaffeinated, he thinks
(17:48:50) (@Turori) lolA typical convo.

The bolded emphasys was mine so one wouldn't have to soart through the large topic.

Turori

22-07-2005, 17:16

This conversation occured last night, with line breaks inserted to remove irrelevancies or... outbursts :D

* Nanakaland sighs
<Fmjphoenix> whats wrong?
<Nanakaland> I wanted to play Hattrick
<Fmjphoenix> you will be able to
<Nanakaland> Apparantly I don't have a team
<Nanakaland> I signed up over 24 hours ago.
* Turori sighs
<Turori> HC's stupidity is spreading
<Turori> nanaka
<Nanakaland> I. Wanted. To. Play. Hattrick.
<Turori> remember when we said it would take 4 days to get a team?
<Turori> yea, well WE ACTUALLY MEANT THAT
-------------------
<Nanakaland> hmm...
<Nanakaland> if I had any money and any team I'd buy.
<Nanakaland> to get a team and money
<Fmjphoenix> hey, you will probably get one soon
<Fmjphoenix> if there are 0 people
<Nanakaland> yes
<Nanakaland> I don't really trust the "soon" wording.
* Nanakaland will probably win a World Cup before he gets an HT team
<Turori> nanaka, you won't get your team till sunday at the earliest. save you the trouble of complaining about it
-------------------
<Nanakaland> the team still hasn't come.
<Nanakaland> :-(
<Nanakaland> I figured it out
<tlc> it could take a while
<Nanakaland> there's 0 people on the waiting list but 0 teams available.
<Spruitland> well, someone has to assign it to you manually
<tlc> yup
<Nanakaland> oh...
<Nanakaland> maybe the GMs are all on vacation
-------------------
<Turori> i'm beginning to wonder if HC might not be that fu:headbang:ng stupid?!
<Turori> we've told this guy 10 times tonight alone that he will not be getting his fu:headbang:ng team for FOUR FU:headbang:NG DAYS
-------------------
* LE has joined #sport
* ChanServ sets mode: +o LE
<Turori> LE, we found someone dumber than you, and its NOT hockey canada
<LE> really!
<Nanakaland> me
<Fmjphoenix> lol
<Fmjphoenix> yes
<Nanakaland> I would have gone to bed already but...
<Nanakaland> (00:11:52) (@Fmjphoenix) hey, you will probably get one soon
<Nanakaland> so I'm staying up checking the HT site every now and then
<Nanakaland> every minute past 1:00 AM my IQ drops a point.
<Nanakaland> in a few hours I'd be acting as if I had an IQ under 70 unless I stop and sleep
<Turori> so you're saying in a few hours there will be an improvement in your acting IQ?
<Nanakaland> i normally am not stupid
<Nanakaland> however, it's 1:27 AM
<Turori> it's 1:26 am here
<Turori> if that next minute is going to make me as dumb as you i may as well just quit now before the clock changes
<Fmjphoenix> LOL
<Nanakaland> what i'm saying...
<Nanakaland> is if i get a team now...
* Turori sets mode: +b *!*@pcp0012080135pcs.whtmrs01.md.comcast.net
* Nanakaland was kicked by Turori
<Turori> i dont mind people who are stupid
<Turori> i mind people who ACT STUPID on purpose
<LE> it's no longer me or Kry then Vil? :P
<Turori> no you guys are just naturally stupid
<Turori> i can't help that :P
* LE grins
<Spruitland> ACT STUPID on purpose <-- aye, I have been getting the same impression
* dream.esper.net sets mode: -b *!nanakaland@pcp0012080135pcs.whtmrs01.md.comcast.net
<LE> here he comes?
* Nanakaland|Sleeping has joined #sport

Tonissia

22-07-2005, 22:55

Remember that in the Nation States World, basketweaving is a primary economic indicator and not a throwaway college credit in a California campus like in the real world. ;>)

Damn I was going To major in that

The Most Glorious Hack

31-07-2005, 03:01

<Matt_Shipwrighter> OMFG
<Matt_Shipwrighter> My dad has a glass table
<Matt_Shipwrighter> and this lamp
<Matt_Shipwrighter> the lamp is shining down on it (it's off) and under the table I can see it's reflection
<Matt_Shipwrighter> but only the inside, it looks like lord of the rings sort of thing
<ElectronX> ONE LAMP TO RULE THEM ALL!
<Matt_Shipwrighter> !!
<DPUO|AnnoyinglySober> ONE LAMP TO FIND THEM!
<DPUO|AnnoyinglySober> ONE LAMP TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE...brightness...BIND THEM!
<[hack][in_briefly]> And in the darkness short circuit them?
<Matt_Shipwrighter> where's that hobbit picture gone >.>
<ElectronX> We need a dirty, hairy, stinky person to huck the Lamp into Mt. Mordor. *points at Marduk.*
<Matt_Shipwrighter> LMFAO
* DPUO|AnnoyinglySober SEIZES! the Lamp, shines it at himself.
* Wazzu hucks the Lamp into Mt. Mordor
<Sensori> And we need some even dirtier and stinkier, but hairless person to guide him and betray him. *points at ElectronX*
<Matt_Shipwrighter> No, DPUO! it's 250 watt!
<Theallas> Into the CRACK OF DOOM!
* DPUO|AnnoyinglySober GAZES!
<Theallas> DOOM!
<NewHaven> Into the ASSCRACK OF DOOM!
<DPUO|AnnoyinglySober> D()()M
<Theallas> DOOOOOOOM!

And it sort got less coherent from there...

Allanea

03-08-2005, 14:35

*Rejistania is killed in a nuclear disaster. Is very pissed off.

No comment.

Adejaani

06-08-2005, 13:06

Goblins often have trouble remembering long words and phrases, so shortly after King Krark came into power the Blood Moon National Anthem was changed to:
Mumble mumble mumble
mumble mumble mumble mumble
Mumble mumble mumble
mumble
mumblemumblegrumblemumble
mumble mumble mumble mumble
(chorus)
mumble mumble mumble
mumble mumble
GODS SAVE THE [King/Queen delete whichever is not correct]

It saves time. It really, really does.

http://home.iprimus.com.au/quincyw/dwlaugh.gif That was my genuine reaction to this.

Reploid Productions

07-08-2005, 11:42

Beware the monkeys....
* Assington gives Firefury a rabid monkey
<Firefury> Oh, rabid monkey! *sics the monkey on LE =D
* LE runs
* LE is caught
* Sunset|DnD (Sunset@c-24-20-24-30.client.comcast.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
* LE tosses the monkey at Indy
* Obsidian (warfang@S01060080adc03b9d.no.shawcable.net) Quit (Quit: Sleep.)
<Firefury> Your aim sucks =p

Can YOU catch them all?
* Agwene has all the Ikaris
<Helen_Ikari> Gotta catch em all?
<Agwene> Yep
<Scolopendra> Lesbianomon.

Killer lashes!
* Agwene bats eyelashes at Scolo
* Mei_Ikari bats them back!
* Agwene (hampton_wa@209.243.40.204) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Scolopendra blinks.
<Amy_Silver> Nice aim?

This sounds like a VGCats script...
<Tsaraine> Ainra eka Ruki Aestrakhor aseiravda, y Vdakhor, y Vda'atar!
<Firefury> A sud'k idtohjkudt nxuk kxo visb oei zijk juat!
<Mei_Ikari> LETTERS!11

The truth about Titantic!
<Mei_Ikari> <Captain> 'I'm sorry, but I have very specific orders that if ever a lower class passenger falls in love with an upper class passenger, particularly if he has a name like 'Jack Camson' or 'James Carson' or 'Semaj Noremac,' I am to immediately crash into the nearest iceberg and kill all aboard.'

Talking about the weather
<Cetaganda> One, would you agree that spinning funnel clouds of doom are completely normal?
<Kaenei> Not to anyone with a shred of sanity.
<One> I've never been midwest ;) But I understand they have a whole season for spinning funnel clouds of doom to strike.

RE: The Great Exchange in LA (We gave Carlos Spam, he gave us Vegemite)
<Carlos> nobody wants to come have dinner with me
<One> Spam wants to have dinner with you, goddamnit Carlos, EAT YOUR SPAM.

More Spam!
* Carlos (hitl0r@HSE-Toronto-ppp186057.sympatico.ca) has joined <One> EAT YOUR SPAM.
<Carlos> holyfuck
<One> I mean... Hi!

Uh...
<Eadwacer> MAX BARRY IS THE BURGER KING!

Scolo's version of the Wizard of Oz!
<Scolopendra> Scene from Wizard of Oz, Golden Brick Road... each one with the distinctive shape and "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" of Claymore mines. Dorothy looking over the road with thought bubble: "'Follow the Yellow Brick Road,' they said... well fuck me."

PIE OF JUSTICE!
<Tsaraine> No, you won't make me into pie!
<Imnsvale> grr aarg
<Imnsvale> If I can't make you into a pie, I'll make you a pie, DAMMIT!
<Tsaraine> Logic error there.
* Imnsvale makes Tsardine a PIE! of JUSTICE! With CREAM AND MERINGUE AND LOVELY CITRUS FRUIT FLAVORING!

What?
<Binko_The_Sodomising_Penguin> apparently I'm a talking rabid sodomising penguin of d00m.

What Part Deux
* Binko_The_Sodomising_Penguin goes all ninja-penguin stealth sodomiser and LEAPS ON the back of the Kzintosh!
* Tsaraine watches Binko_The_Sodomising_Penguin commit a Bad Idea.
* Awake-Kzintosh stands up, sighs, and the claws come out.
<Awake-Kzintosh> [SCENE OF UNIMAGINABLE VIOLENCE, BLOODSHED, AND FEATHERS]
<Khenala> [GASP AND SHOCK]
* Awake-Kzintosh picks his teeth with what's left of a drumstick and sits back down.

Bers on ancient literature
<Agent_Bers> The Odessey = Odysseus flips out and kills alot of people

Imagine that!
<Frisbeeteria> ... imagine me, giving instruction in how to suck ...

This could be interesting.
<Kaenei> Oh well, maybe I'll try and get Zero to love me.
<Firefury> I will be vastly amused by your courtship =p

The demon Tai-Po strikes again!
<Kaenei> We'll wear block suits, white shirts.... We'll be cool to the tenth power of FUCK YEAH.
<Kaenei> Black even.
<Obsidian> Block?
<Obsidian> Lego?
<Kaenei> You shall wear a lego suit. With each brick glued to its neighbour.

Ouch.
<Karma> how does my having sex with donkeys make you any less of a duck-fucker?
<Oz> He is a duck-fucker, though.
<Firefury> Those poor, poor ducks.

Yay! Blasphemy!
<Karma> the commonly accepted jesus didnt die on the cross...he died of melanoma!
<Karma> REVELATION!

Oz on William's debate ability.
<Oz> <WilliamOfOrange> REBUKE
<Oz> <WilliamOfOrange> REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE REBUKE

Geese juggling?
<Karma> I could go to the bible and find a passage that can be taken out of context to give god's approval for geese juggling.

That's a lot stuffed into four syllables...
<Oz> But "William Bicknell" means "valiant protector, and oh yeah, WilliamOfOrange is a douche."

The softer side of Austar Union...
* CarebearAustar hugs a lamp post, "I wuv you..."

What Part Trois
* Rezo grabs Austar's boobs.
* AustarUnion|Indigo doesnt react!
* AustarUnion|Indigo likes it...
<Scoote> Austar has boobs?
<AustarUnion|Indigo> No
<Scoote> Ah
<AustarUnion|Indigo> Austar does not
<AustarUnion|Indigo> have boobs I mean
<Scoote> Ok, yes or no?
<AustarUnion|Indigo> Neither

A truly stabbing insult.
<Tsaraine> You sick, minky weegie of a man.

I think this was about politics.
<Tsaraine> Ah. In that case, you don't have a majority *or* a minority. You have a small squirrel.

More Nathi conspiracy!
* Nathi|CrashedOut thwaps Kaenei. "Bitch." :P (forgot to put the clothes in the dryer ...)
<Kaenei> I SWEAR TO GOD WOMEN.
<Kaenei> WHY DO YOU ALWAYS APPEAR.
<Kaenei> ITS LIKE A FUCKING MOTH TO A FLAME.
<Khenala> Nathi is OMNIPRESENT AND ALL KNOWING!
<Mei_Ikari> NATHI IS ALL LIGHT AND DARKNESS AND TWO-THIRDS OF WANKING ALSO

Karma's cover is blown?
* Sirocco pokes Cogitation
* Sirocco pokes Cogitation again, but harder.
<Karma> WHAT!
<Sirocco> Woah, sorry.
<Sirocco> Thought you were Cog.
<Karma> oh
<Karma> so did I

From bad to worse...
<Kaenei> The image of an enraged Fury chasing someone down in a car is frightning.
<Firefury> With my welding torch kit in the backseat and the torch in hand out the driver's side window!
<Kaenei> I'd appeal to your compassionate, feminine nature to spare my life.
* Firefury is also PMSing.

Rednecks and giant robots
<Helen_Ikari> I've got this image of a bunch of rednecks charging a mecha in their pickup truck...
<Mei_Ikari> 'Go for 'is LEG! Cleetus!'

FEAR
<Scolopendra> I know. And I am DOCTOR UNFUN, with a PhD in GRINDING REALITY.

Damnit Karma, make up your mind!
<Firefury> Hey, Sal, you awake?
<Karma> yeah, I am
<Karma> <_< >_> 0_0

Pants?
<Mei_Ikari> Intelligent people like Melkor conntect to teh intarweb through sheer force of pants.

Fun with nation names
<Sirocco> Could someone delete 'my left testicle'?
<Sirocco> Hmm. That goes in my top ten list of strange things I've said.
<Sirocco> Why's no one deleted my left testicle yet? No one's even looked at it! I'm too busy trying to work out if this is a griefing or not to worry about small things...
<Firefury> Alright already!
* Firefury CASTRATES!
<Sirocco> What a relief.

Ouch?
* Working-Kzintosh has better things to do than debate in General, like wash his glans in mouthwash and remove his pubic hairs by the roots with an absinthe spoon.

Cog on Moderating
<Cogitation> Moderator Protocol:
<Cogitation> 1) Find Rulebreaker
<Cogitation> 2) Scream bloody murder
<Cogitation> 3) Commit bloody murder
<Cogitation> 4) Add warned tag.
<Cogitation> 5) File as "Resolved"

A quote of a quote!
<Scolopendra> "Wha? God's watching me do Number Two? Oh great. Now I'm a sinner and God's a pervert." --Chris

Wankers.
<Scolopendra> "Hubbard died at his ranch on January 24, 1986, reportedly due to a stroke. He had not been seen in public since 1981. The Church of Scientology announced that Hubbard had deliberately "discarded the body" to do "higher level spiritual research," unencumbered by mortal confines."
<Mei_Ikari> Wankers.

Really bad anime pun!
<Movodor_Alarin> ZOMG
* Movodor_Alarin just got the FMA dvds
* Movodor_Alarin is now known as Movisafullmetalalchemist
<Firefury> Don't you know that alchemy costs a bloody arm and a leg? =p
<Firefury> *rimshot!*

quotefloof?
<Firefury> ReFLOOF
<Agent_Bers> rerefloof
<Cetaganda> defloof.
<Katganistan> mefloof?
<Eadwacer> eefloof
<Cetaganda> iFloof
<Karma> karmicfloof
<Cetaganda> sinfloof
<Eadwacer> holyFloof
<Cetaganda> demonicfloof
<Katganistan> kittyfloof!
<Cetaganda> doggyfloof

F'tang!
<Mei_Ikari> Apple has promised us f'tang for Imns in 2007, but Microsoft plans to release f'tang XP in 2006 which will revolutionise the way computers and hotels go f'tang.

Harry Potter crosses Evangelion
* Scolopendra ponders the possibility of Harry going completely Shinji and flipping out.
<Mei_Ikari> 'GWAAAAARRRRRRAAAARRRGH!' <Shinji's_Mom> 'You didn't realise, Shinji? I *am* your wand!' 'Noooooo!' <excessive Christian symbolism HAPPENS>

Thank you VGCats!
<Karma> HOW YOU MINE FISH?

No comment needed
<Cetaganda> I suggest you draw Beowulf piloting a Battlemech.
<Oz> A mead-hall that turned into a Battlemech would rule.
<Cetaganda> 'Twould be more than met the eye.
<Oz> MEEEEEEEEEEEEADFORMERS!
<Oz> Robots with drunks inside!

Typical moderator conversation
<Frisbeeteria> moo
<Helen_Ikari> Boo
<Frisbeeteria> Who?
<Helen_Ikari> Jew?
<Frisbeeteria> nu.
<Helen_Ikari> Fo
<Helen_Ikari> er, Fu
<Frisbeeteria> ~whew~
<Helen_Ikari> Manchu

LOTR + spam
<Cetaganda> "Nasty hobbitses, sending us their adses!" "But Smeagol likes getting email. He likes when people talks with him!"

Strange movie review?
<Mei_Ikari> And then he pulled out his penis and tried to beat Charlie to death with it, but Charlie had ETMAS and so was superioir?

Is this like a metric fuckton?
* Cetaganda counters with a absurdowatt death ray.

Typical Nathi
<TheThunderbirdRubberDuckinates> Service.
<Working-Kzintosh> Glory!
<Nathicana> SEX! ... damn. That can't be it.

Flying rubber duckies?
<TheThunderbirdRubberDuckinates> Rubber duckies are the key to airpowah.

What Part I don't remember four in French
<Oz> It smells like nuclear pee.

Talking about weather and history
<Mei_Ikari> 'It's called 'rain,' it's the defining feature of Britian. What happens is the sky turns that dreary grey, then it pisses it down, then you invade somewhere far away to get away from it and call it the British Empire.'
<Mei_Ikari> We invaded them to get their weather!
<Mei_Ikari> The Americans found out about our plans, and fought us to keep all the good weather for themselves. And succeeded by pushing all the bad weather into Canada, so the Canadians got pissed and burned down the White House and shit.

Did he view vodka.html or something?
* Kajal is DRUNK on the internet!
<Kajal> Okay, maybe just tipsy. The basic point remains!

Haken Rider

07-08-2005, 16:02

Damn and you didn't even need to edit.

Dread Lady Nathicana

07-08-2005, 17:17

Late night insanity on IRC ...

* Helen_Ikari giggles and says, "Kimono."
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> <_<
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> >_>
* Rezo struts around in a Kimono.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is NOT A GARMENT OF ORIENTAL ORIGIN.
<Helen_Ikari> Yes you are. Hush
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> :(
* The_Rep_of_Komokom IS WORN BY EZO.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> gAHHH.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Oh for ...
* Rezo is now known as Rezo|WearingKomokom
* Rezo|WearingKomokom feels Komo on his naked skin.
<Rezo|WearingKomokom> Lacking underwear makes one feel so... Liberated.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Ack !
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Meh.
<ITDgov> and cold
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> I'm desperate. Its all good.
<ITDgov> unless you have something else on
<Rezo|WearingKomokom> I do
<Rezo|WearingKomokom> *Points at nick*
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> O_o
* The_Rep_of_Komokom ... just noticed that.
* Goobergunch takes pictures
<ITDgov> I must say, Komokom makes an excellent wardrobe
<Rezo|WearingKomokom> Indeed.
<Rezo|WearingKomokom> Very soft and... silky.
<Rezo|WearingKomokom> Although the frilly part looks... gay.

Etaros

08-08-2005, 07:14

A lovely evening when Carlos killed espernet...

[01:04] * Lidric pokes nickserv to find out wtf is wrong with it.
[01:05] <Etaros> Lidric, you should really stick with Carlos. :P
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[01:05] <Lidric> holy fuck
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[01:05] <Lidric> I am never msging nickserv again
[01:05] * Lidric killed espernet :P

But it ain't over yet, gosh darnit!

[01:05] <Raem> Lidric, please to not be touching Espernet again
[01:05] <Etaros> LOL
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[01:05] <Matt_Shipwrighter> LOL
[01:06] * Lidric touches nothing O.o
[01:06] <Matt_Shipwrighter> Anyway Etaros
[01:06] <Matt_Shipwrighter> How about I cave in the river and expand your land beyond that
[01:06] <Etaros> What river?
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[01:06] <Lidric> it wasnt me!
[01:06] <Raem> DAMMIT LIDRIC
[01:06] <Lidric> honestly I didnt do it!
[01:06] <Raem> :p
[01:06] <Matt_Shipwrighter> the biiiiiiig one.
[01:06] * ChanServ sets mode: -o Nathi|othercomp
[01:06] * ChanServ sets mode: -o TheCentipedeSleeps
[01:06] * WazzuHomework rids the split back in
[01:06] <Lidric> okay so maybe I msged nickserv again :P
[01:07] * Etaros glares at Lidric..
[01:07] <Matt_Shipwrighter> STOOPPP
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[01:07] <Lidric> there it worked!
[01:07] <Lidric> but I killed Anti
[01:07] <The_Fungus_Collective> a live cd would be just setting it to boot off of the cd and letting it run?
[01:07] <Lidric> I'm just gonan stop typing now :P
[01:07] <Etaros> Yeah, after splitting espernet and deopping two ops.
[01:07] <Etaros> :P
[01:07] <Matt_Shipwrighter> lmfao
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[01:07] <The_Fungus_Collective> Lidric>Esper

Hogsweat

08-08-2005, 07:19

Note after this there were only five people left in the channel >_>

<Matt_Shipwrighter> Do you want some land on the other side of the river?
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<Matt_Shipwrighter> That was a bigun.
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Liverpool England

10-08-2005, 01:29

Irrelevant bits removed

[10/08/05 - 08:01:57] <@Fmjphoenix> i am owner in there oli
[10/08/05 - 08:02:37] <+Oliverry> Let's do like Microsoft then: I buy your channel Fmj :P
[10/08/05 - 08:02:45] <@Fmjphoenix> roflmao
[10/08/05 - 08:02:57] <+Oliverry> I only hope Bill Gates didn't see that
[10/08/05 - 08:03:04] * Pacitalia is now known as BillGates
[10/08/05 - 08:03:08] <@BillGates> You bastards!
[10/08/05 - 08:03:14] * @BillGates sues you for copyright infringement
[10/08/05 - 08:03:18] * Oliverry is now known as SteveJobs
[10/08/05 - 08:03:21] * @BillGates donates lawsuit winnings to charity
[10/08/05 - 08:03:26] <@BillGates> AHHH! Apple! My secret fear!
[10/08/05 - 08:03:31] * @BillGates runs like a little girl
[10/08/05 - 08:03:40] * +SteveJobs launches Apple on BillGates computer
[10/08/05 - 08:03:53] <@BillGates> not to worry! I have Microsoft AntiSpyware Beta 1
[10/08/05 - 08:03:57] <@BillGates> oh, wait, I made that...
[10/08/05 - 08:04:01] * @BillGates watches computer die

Krytenia

14-08-2005, 14:31

Lord Of The Dance!
<Kry|Ars0-0Toon> Jesus H Tapdancing Christ?!?!?
<Starblaydia> what about him?
<Kry|Ars0-0Toon> is he available for children's parties?
<Starblaydia> only on sundays

Tonissia

14-08-2005, 22:46

First real Convo i've had on PaxHall

[Tonissia] The Brew Crew,the butchers,and The gobblers Can you figure wich teams They Are

[Tonissia] Anybody

[graysharbor] milwaukee brewers, green bay packers, and gobblers=?

[graysharbor] tennesee turkeys?

[mountainsea] I love as Time Goes By , still waiting for Lionel to show up

[Miraclia] Milwaukee Brewers, but no clue on the others...

[graysharbor] new york yankees?

[Miraclia] Florida MArlins?

[Tonissia] I'll give you a clue about the Gobblers another H'lander is a big fan of them

[Tonissia] Gh Got the first two

[graysharbor] of course i did. i'm a fount of useless trivia.

[illumiNàsti] *resisting urge to make gobblers jokes

[graysharbor] why resist?

[mountainsea] heheh *making gobblers jokes in mind 4 lines ago

[mountainsea] brb..laundry

[Tonissia] gobblers are a collige team BTW

[graysharbor] University of San Francisco

[illumiNàsti] LOL now you know the rules on tempting Nàstic, Gh they are very strict

[Tonissia] LOL No

[Tonissia] Uof SanFran is the Dons

[Miraclia] Notre Dame?

[graysharbor] I know that. I went to Cal State and my 1st ex-wife is from SF.

[Tonissia] Cuase I Know the Nickname of all 323 D-1 Baskettball Schools

[Tonissia] Miraclia no

[Tonissia] the offical Nickname of this school is something besides Gobblera

[Tonissia] *gobblers also The Schools nickname is a dance

[graysharbor] The Two-Steppers

[Miraclia] 69ers?

[Tonissia] Lol

[Tonissia] No

[illumiNàsti] LOl 1st ex wife how many are there?

[Tonissia] We know somone who attends this collige

[mountainsea] we do?

[graysharbor] 2 ex-wives and 2 ex-girlfriends. I guess I'm kinda hard to live with, it seems.

[illumiNàsti] maybe the problem was them GH

[Tonissia] Yes Ms We know her

[Miraclia] Virginia Tech

[illumiNàsti] what is this 1 million questions?

[Miraclia] Hookie bird, anyone?

[Tonissia] Correct

[Tonissia] Miraclia got it

Endless Crimes

16-08-2005, 09:48

We wuv small fluffy kittens too...

but we genetically breed them without pointy ears....

The Most Glorious Hack

16-08-2005, 10:33

Speaking of AU's bad timing...

[01:42] * AustarUnion|Indigo is now known as AustarUnion|VirusScanning
[01:42] <AustarUnion|VirusScanning> Right, if I disappear randomly, somethings gone wrong with my comp and its chosen to restart itself.
[01:52] * AustarUnion|VirusScanning in the meantime begins to tear up ion joy as his anti-virus software detects the cause of his computer problems over the past few weeks. ^_^
[01:52] <AustarUnion|VirusScanning> err, months even.
[01:52] <Helen_Ikari> Amazing things, virus scanners. Hee.
[01:53] * AustarUnion|VirusScanning nods. Has Backdoor.Haxxdor according to this.
[01:53] <Helen_Ikari> Bummer
[01:55] * Joins: AustarUnion|Indigo
[01:55] <AustarUnion|Indigo> Ack >.<
[01:55] * Quits: AustarUnion|VirusScanning (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[01:55] <Helen_Ikari> Oops
[01:55] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> O_o
[01:55] * AustarUnion|Indigo is now known as AustarUnion|VirusScanning
[01:55] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> Austar lost his fight with the haxxdor ? ...
[01:56] <AustarUnion|VirusScanning> NIEN!
[01:56] <AustarUnion|VirusScanning> Austarian Forces still fighting Haxxdor Strong!
[01:56] <AustarUnion|VirusScanning> RAWR
[01:59] * Quits: AustarUnion|VirusScanning (Ping timeout)

GMC Military Arms

17-08-2005, 09:15

Well, at least they know what to do when the sexy tanks turn up.

The IDC believes itself to be neutral in any conflicts which may arouse...

Krytenia

18-08-2005, 00:19

REJIS 4 LINUX
<Spruitland> so... Rejis... Whatchea wearing?
<Rejistania> a Tux suit
<Rejistania> with a beak and flippers

Austar Union

19-08-2005, 17:27

See, this is why you should ALWAYS use spellcheck before you post. When Iuthia here makes that occasional mistake -- he breaks channels. :eek: (Bolding mine).

Iuthicito: Unless they are tards who incist on starting a fight over a interesting deterrent.
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EDIT: Well, I have since learned that this only breaks my IRC... so... yeah. Use spellcheck ;)

Der Angst

20-08-2005, 16:21

It actually took me a while to figure out when I last posted extracts of the quotefile, and where the new ones start.

<The_Rep_of_Komokom> I also don't like doing animals / people.

* Yamatto blinsk. <Yamatto> yes, blinsk, small russian town >.>

<AustarUnion|Indigo> Does anyone know how to set IE as the default browser?
<Emily_Anderson> AustarUnion|Indigo: You go to the run prompt and type in <hilarious format command joke>

<Emily_Anderson> JESUS SAVES! BUT BECKHAM NETS THE REBOUND!
* Emily_Anderson knows the names of exactly two footballers.
<Emily_Anderson> And the other is only because a friend of mine had ISS Soccer for N64 and called his entire team Ronaldo.
<Vrak> surely you've heard of Pele, Emily?
<Emily_Anderson> He was the first volcano ever to play football?

<Yamatto> so we're heading into performing bondage on dragons now?
* Gehenna gags everyone.
<Yamatto> gehenna in a dominatrix outfit, with whip and strap-mmf!
* Gehenna ties them all up too
<CrystalDragon> Gehenna, you do know you're hardly getting the image of BDSM out of people's minds by gagging and binding them?

<Gehenna> Trying to curb the disturbing conversation
<Gehenna> Before I get nightmates

<_________> IRCops? what the fuck is that?
<_________> some fuck wit who gets pleasure out of kicking and banning people?
* OperServ sets mode: +o Dartollen
* Dartollen sets mode: +b *!*@client-67-p-1-lns.winn.dial.virgin.net
* _________ was kicked by Dartollen (bye)

* Alysa_Anderson opens up the Barnacle registry file. Deletes communication.dll
* The_Rep_of_Komokom notes its appropriate The Hack is acessing my drive, :\
<Alysa_Anderson> The Mod Centre is really powerful.

<Yamatto> but transformers DEFINE rad.
* Rezo transforms Yamatto.
<Rezo> Into a VW Beetle.
<Yamatto> nazi transformers
<Yamatto> hmm
<Yamatto> Optimus Messerschmidt

<Crazy_Girl> i don't know what you do with your coffee...
<Alysa_Anderson> Build bridges out of it.
* Alysa_Anderson likes STRONG coffee.
<Crazy_Girl> no wonder you never put milk and sugar in your coffee, you don't actually drink it
<Alysa_Anderson> "Drink"? No. I do enjoy a slice though.

<James|Klingenshtat> I like bond because it is the only viable option to a Schwazanegger or a fucking RAMBO film.
<James|Klingenshtat> "I Vill have two steroids in water, crushed, not whole"

<Revenia> I was in Germany, right, on a bus. This really stupid texan was sitting next to me. She takes a look at the speedometer or something, and its in KM, obviously...
<Revenia> so she goes "We're going eighty cubic miles an hour" or something.

* Mei_Ikari giggles at the Challenger II being so British it has it's own on-board tea machine.

<LandEagle> Where do you live, Iesus?
<Iesus> NZ
<LandEagle> Age of consent is 16 where Iesus lives, apparently, he's safe.
<Nightbane|Norway> Sheepfucker.
<Rezo> they don't have an age of consent for sheep, I don't think.
<Iesus> we do!

<[hack][posting_spree]> Did you realise 'sith' is an anagram?
<Panto> Hack: of this, right
<[hack][posting_spree]> And something else.
<Neut> shit
<[hack][posting_spree]> Bingo
<Panto> hits
<Panto> this shit hits sith

<TIOR> Yarr
<TIOR> Yoda Porn.
<[hack][in_briefly]> "Hung like wookie, you are!"
<Rezo> ... But Yoda in a wookie-gangbang is fascinating, from a certain point of view
<[hack][in_briefly]> "One at a time, or all at once will I take?"

<Gaelith> I like being snuffed.
<Treznor> Right. And just so we're clear, you know what "snuff" means?
<Gaelith> Killed, Iced, Nixed, Wasted, Fragged.
<Gaelith> My IRC log directory reads like a script bin for CSI.

<Dargonese> Why does sneezing feel so good?
<Yamatto> because it's a 1/12th of an orgasm.
<Dargonese> so if I seeze 12 times.../
<Yamatto> it feels pretty damn good.
<Dargonese> and uses about the same amount og tissue

<Mei_Ikari> 'This is a service rifle! It is dismantled by opening the catch in the centre; like so! It is rather like the catch on a bra, only your firearm will not start giggling if you do not complete the operation inside fifteen seconds!'

* Dargonese rushes out, clutching a handful of knickers
* Rezo pokes bajon. "Dargo stole your knickers."
* ex-bajon wears no knickers
<Rezo> Oooo Bare.
<Dargonese> she plaits her pubic hair instead

<Sirocco> Nothing quite as satisfying as destroying a 20-nation UN multi ring.
<LandHawk> I dunno.
<LandHawk> A mind-blowing orgasm is pretty up there.
<Sirocco> Who says there's any difference between the two? B)

Adejaani

21-08-2005, 07:58

Ah, Der Angst, my boy, you've summed up all n00bs in one beautiful sentence.

Like, say, being a coward trying to boost one's military prowess by prancing around like an oversized peacock.

Austar Union

23-08-2005, 20:03

.:ooc:. Planet-killing is not wank. Time-traveling is cutting it close.

No comment. :rolleyes:

Austar Union

23-08-2005, 21:01

<ElectronX> OK! Two hot bikini babes in my pool
<ElectronX> and one grandma
* Marduk look at Tor Yvresse Mars like a fly looks at shit
* TIOR thwaps MArduk.
<Comrade_Matt> ...what the hell
<Marduk> ElectronX, threesome? :P
<Marduk> 4 way :O
* ElectronX pulls Marduk through the screen to take care of the old lady
<El_Sentiel> GO YOU FOOL RUN!
* AustarUnion|Indigo pushes ElectronX out the door... go for it 'mon...
<Marduk> Get some hot granny action...god, I've been on PoB too much...

Well, isnt this a good night for the quotes thread. Although, Marduk really did run into that one. :P

Starblaydia

25-08-2005, 12:00

...who said the germans have no sense of humour?

<Starblaydia> eep, the heavens have opened and its pissing it down
<Rejistania> you know, there is an invention called roof, no idea wether it exists in .uk

Britmattia

25-08-2005, 14:45

Nightmares in Korea :

<rvs|work> StarCraft: "You need more Overlords. What are you wearing. You little whore. Build more Overlords. Rub the phone against your..." "Eee! Pervert!" *smashes screen*

The Most Glorious Hack

29-08-2005, 05:22

<Mei_Ikari> <Helen_Ikari> I have a character who's hooked on Adrenochrome. Doesn't mean I take it. <-But [x]'s Law states that anything that happens in RP must be the player's real-life opinion! People don't have IMAGINATIONS, that's nonsense and Stone Cold Jesus Austin didn't say so.
<Helen_Ikari> o_O
<Panto> Stone Cold Jesus Austin drives a pick-up truck and drinks cans of water he turned into beer
<Mon`hin> Stone Cold Jesus. Now that's a wrestler.
<Panto> fuck yes.
<Mon`hin> Ladies and gentlman, he's big, he's bad, he can feed five thousand with a single fish, it's.... the Naaaaaaaaazaareeeeeeene. *Death metal plays*
* Helen_Ikari laughs
<Mon`hin> Who's the only one who can roll actor-wrestler the Rock away from his tomb? The Gaaaa-la-LEAN!
* Ainulindalion chuckles, despite the total irreverence.
<Mei_Ikari> 'I'm gonna get Sodom and Gomorrah on your ASS, Hogan!'
<Ainulindalion> That's just wrong in so many ways
<Mon`hin> Sodom. Hee hee.
<Mei_Ikari> 'When I'm finished taking your shit apart ain't even day gon' put it back together!!1 At the SUPERDOME! Friday NIGHT! RAGE in a CAGE!' <announcer> 'Yes, folk, you can watch two STRANGE, SWEATY MEN grab each other and GO AT IT!' <Undertaker> 'You'll see just what kind of man I am when I stick your head between my legs and PILEDRIVE you repeatedly into the mat!'
<Mei_Ikari> *dad
<Mon`hin> "5. 6. 7. 8. Oh my god, he's RISEN, ladies and gentleman. Jesus is STILL IN THE FIGHT, even after the Undertaker NAILED HIS ASS DOWN."
<Mei_Ikari> OH MY GOD! He hit him in the face with the cross!
<Ainulindalion> "It's over now, folks! Jesus is getting out THE SWORD OF GOD, and is about to go for the ULTIMATE BIBLE BASH!"

.

Der Angst

17-09-2005, 10:08

A new horizon for science-fiction RP!Well, I'm not a scientist so I got no clue what the hell that big bang thing is; also because I'm christian and believe it was created by God. But my people are basically a year younger than the universe. So I guess according to that, they would be 13 billion.

Krytenia

18-09-2005, 13:09

Bribing the hosts, Furtive LE style:

* LE has joined #sport
* ChanServ sets mode: +o LE
<Krytenia> hey LE
<LE> hey
* LE whispers.
<LE> Here's £300. Keep it
<LE> ; )
* LE has quit IRC (Quit: )

Austar Union

21-09-2005, 06:25

*** Taurevanime has signed off IRC (Quit: Did you ever know that you're my hero; and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle; for you are the wind beneath my wings.).
<Panto> oh god
<Panto> Taure is actually quoting that song in his quit message
* AustarUnion|Indigo cackles.

Those crazy Dutchmen...

Austar Union

21-09-2005, 10:48

AustarUnion|Indigo: Hm. How does one change the title under his name, on the Mars Forums?
Rezo: have enough posts so you can do it in the options :P
rvs|work: COrvette? Dunno.
AustarUnion|Indigo: Righto.
Komo|Dinner: " edit profile info "
Sunset: Hmm... Lesse, what can I call AU...
* AustarUnion|Indigo grins wryly.
*** Antikristuseke has joined #nationstates.
AustarUnion|Indigo: "Corruption's Greatest"?
Sunset: It needs to be something slightly teasing, preferably subtly so.
Komo|Dinner: Sunset's Puppet ?
Komo|Dinner: :p
Sunset: Terran Sock Puppet.
AustarUnion|Indigo: "Triumvirate Wanabee"? :-/
rvs|work: Flower Child?
Mei_Ikari: 'Cockwaterer.'
AustarUnion|Indigo: >_<
Komo|Dinner: XD
Sunset: Wannabe is pretty harsh.
AustarUnion|Indigo: "Wish-to-Be" then? :P
Komo|Dinner: Hanger-onner ? groupie ? fan ?
Sunset: Make some suggestions - if something strikes everyone as funny I'll use that.
Mei_Ikari: Replace it with 'Triumvirate Fucking hanger-on fuck bastard wank arse gorilla.'
AustarUnion|Indigo: :(
Komo|Dinner: O_o
* AustarUnion|Indigo refrains from throwing cotton balls in the future. :(
* Mei_Ikari pounces AustarUnion|Indigo all cat-like.
* Mei_Ikari conspires to look as cute as possible.
* AustarUnion|Indigo changes his mind. "How can I stay mad at you?" *Throws a cotton ball.*
Sunset: I think that wouldn't be proper for a forum title.
Komo|Dinner: Trium Stoolie ? Trium in Training ?
* Mei_Ikari yays!
Komo|Dinner: Lord Indigo Bloop ?
Mei_Ikari: 'Trium Padawan.'
Sunset: Cyan Tyrant
*** Komo|Dinner is now known as The_Rep_of_Komokom.
AustarUnion|Indigo: Cyan? Cyan's a terrible color.
Mei_Ikari: 'Guy who thinks fishing with dynamite is difficult.'
* AustarUnion|Indigo giggles.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom *thwaps* Mei.
* Mei_Ikari sets fire to The_Rep_of_Komokom.
Sunset: We'll just wait until something catchy comes up...
* AustarUnion|Indigo dunks Mei_Ikari in the bathtub.
Mei_Ikari: 'Exploding limpet.'
AustarUnion|Indigo: xD
Mei_Ikari: 'Trumpet farmer.'
Mei_Ikari: 'Scorpion attack toaster.'
Mei_Ikari: 'Man with three knees.'
* AustarUnion|Indigo giggles uncontrollably.
Mei_Ikari: 'Secret asian man.'
Mei_Ikari: 'Supreme overlord of the cupboards.'
Alexander_Black: The man with no personality?
AustarUnion|Indigo: "Closet Democracy"
AustarUnion|Indigo: ?
Rezo: Reading AU's post...
Rezo: Light Menace?
Mei_Ikari: 'Leather socks?'
* Rezo immediately used 'Light Menace' for one of his warships.
Mei_Ikari: 'This guy teases Jesus.'
* AustarUnion|Indigo giggles.
AustarUnion|Indigo: "Leather Offender"?
* The_Rep_of_Komokom gwuffles.
Mei_Ikari: 'Attack of the AWE STAR!'
AustarUnion|Indigo: xD
Mei_Ikari: 'Wanker, technical grade C'
Mei_Ikari: 'Red-eyed eldritch horror.'
Mei_Ikari: 'Bacon.'
AustarUnion|Indigo: Bacon... :D
AustarUnion|Indigo: "Corporate Sex-Offender" xD
Mei_Ikari: 'Lord of the crotch rivet.'
AustarUnion|Indigo: "Marduk's Next Target"
Mei_Ikari: 'Exactly twice as smart as a bag of hammers.'
AustarUnion|Indigo: Hee!
AustarUnion|Indigo: "Aumanii Cheese"
* Mei_Ikari banishes Austar to the quote thread with all this fucking nonsense.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom wonders if Mei has a big sack of these saying beside their comp, O.o
AustarUnion|Indigo: They come in the form of Fortune Cookies, Komo.
AustarUnion|Indigo: :P
The_Rep_of_Komokom: heh.
The_Rep_of_Komokom: Mei's room : " crack, crack, *tap*tap*tap*tap*tap*, crack-crack, *tap*tap*tap* - "
LE: heh
AustarUnion|Indigo: LE's room: *Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap*Fap...
AustarUnion|Indigo: >_>
* LE refrains from comment.
AustarUnion|Indigo: O.O
* AustarUnion|Indigo refrains from asking.
AustarUnion|Indigo: "Real Duke of Hazard"?
Mei_Ikari: <AustarUnion|Indigo> "Real Duke of Hazard"? <-How about 'Just like tragic?'

"The Mei, the Mei, the Mei is on fiiire..."

Oliverry

24-09-2005, 21:50

This started after Rejistania slapped me with a trout...

[16:30] <Oliverry> how did you know it's nearly supper time here? :P
[16:30] * Rejistania is hungry
[16:31] <Oliverry> there must be a McD's near you...
[16:31] * TuxBot eats Oliverry's supper
[16:31] <Starblaydia> ew, the human body can take junk food about once every 6 months, lol
[16:31] <Rejistania> nope, the next one is half an hour away
[16:31] <KP> <Starblaydia> ew, the human body can take junk food about once every 6 years <<< fixed your typo
[16:32] <Rejistania> Starblaydia: not true
[16:32] <KP> Rejis: yay! you live in one of the healthiest places in the Western world
[16:32] <Spruitland> <KP> <Starblaydia> ew, the human body can take junk food about once every 6 hours <<< fixed your typo <-- double fixed
[16:32] <Oliverry> half an hour walking or by car?
[16:32] <Rejistania> nah, I live in one of the capitals of DÃ¶ner Kebap
[16:32] <Rejistania> by bus, Oliverry
[16:32] <Rejistania> right, Spruitland
[16:33] * Nanakaland turns TuxBot into a MegaGiant Attack Tux
[16:33] <Bedi|GT0-14VT> <Spruitland> <KP> <Starblaydia> ew, the human body can take junk food about once every 6 minutes <<< fixed your typo <-- double fixed <-- triple fixed
[16:33] * KP is probably slightly closer than that to a McDonald's
[16:33] <Oliverry> that's what you should do: walk, eat McD's, then walk back
[16:33] * Starblaydia has just three words: Watch. Supersize. Me.
[16:33] <Nanakaland> feel free to eat how ever many humans you want, TuxBot
[16:33] <Nanakaland> except me and Rejis
[16:33] <KP> Oliverry - then you'd be a skinnier unhealthy person? Or maybe a fat healthy person?
[16:33] <Oliverry> I watched it, and got yelled at by Vilita :P
[16:33] <Turori> lol
[16:33] * TuxBot eats some windows-lusers from this channel
[16:33] <Spruitland> <Bedi|GT0-14VT> <Spruitland> <KP> <Starblaydia> ew, the American body can take junk food about once every 6 minutes <<< fixed your typo <-- double fixed <-- triple fixed <-- quadruple fixed
[16:33] * KP read Don't Eat This Book
[16:34] <KP> Spruitland - *LMSAO*
[16:34] <Oliverry> lol
[16:34] <Nanakaland> rofl
[16:34] <Turori> lol that was funny spruit
[16:34] <Euro|shower> lol
[16:34] <Oliverry> ROFL Imeant
[16:34] <TuxBot> *lol*
[16:34] <KP> I think we've got a Bash.org contender
[16:34] <Rejistania> indeed
[16:34] <Euro|shower> ROFLLMAOWTFBBQ
[16:34] <Euro|shower> >_>
[16:34] <Oliverry> I think we should post this on the best quotes thread
[16:34] <KP> ROFLL, MAO?
[16:34] <KP> WTF MAO'S BEING BBQed?
[16:35] <Euro|shower> lol
[16:35] <Oliverry> hehe
[16:35] <Rejistania> *lol*
[16:35] * Oliverry hasn't stop laughing for 3 minutwes now
[16:35] <Euro|shower> ditto
[16:35] <Euro|shower> for once, i can actually say that im laughing out loud
[16:35] <KP> heh
[16:35] <Spruitland> heheh
[16:35] <Oliverry> KP's saying jokes that CH should say. HERETIC!!

Later, Nanakaland tries to get a good joke and comes with this:

<Nanakaland> <Spruitland> <Bedi|GT0-14VT> <Spruitland> <KP> <Starblaydia> ew, the *American* body can take junk food about once every 6 seconds <<< fixed your typo <-- double fixed <-- triple fixed <-- quadruple fixed <-- updated

Etaros

27-09-2005, 04:29

And for what happens when you don't pay attention to the conversation...

[22:24] * Neutron hides from Etaros the Swashbukling butt-pirate of of the 69 seas
[22:24] <Neutron> -of
[22:24] <Etaros> XD
[22:24] <Etaros> I'm not a predator.
[22:25] <Katsuma|Gaming> Or IS he?! Dun dun dun!
[22:25] <Ainu[FoodAndHomework]> you don't have to be a predator to be a pirate.
[22:25] * Ainu[FoodAndHomework] is now known as Ainulindalion
[22:26] <Etaros> I'm not a pirate either.
[22:26] <Kajal> hur
[22:26] <Kajal> Arrested Development rocks
[22:26] <Etaros> I'm just a butt-capitalizer. XD
[22:26] <Etaros> Kidding..
[22:26] <Neutron> Etaros the Anal-Enterpriser...
[22:26] <Etaros> I'm convinced that 60% of the people in here are convinced I'm a manwhore.
[22:27] * Euroslavia needs chocolate

The Macabees

27-09-2005, 05:34

This was an off forum site based on NS statistics, before I banned Bisons from that, but I remember he invaded Lithuania and the conversation went a little like this:

Me [as Spain]: "You do notice there's a forest in the way."
Bisons [as Belarus]: "K, I'll steamroll it"

Rejistania

28-09-2005, 02:03

As reaction to that thread: http://s4.invisionfree.com/The_Planet_Mars/index.php?showtopic=685

< Doc_Evilonavich> Rejistania while yes I am makeing the spacecraft chart NO I am not putting a bloody coke can sized craft on it
< Doc_Evilonavich> as it would not even BE a pixel

Dread Lady Nathicana

28-09-2005, 04:16

So THAT'S how Aumanii diplomacy works ... clarity achieved. :p

<Marduk> You know what's awesome about Aumanii "back door diplomacy"?
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> ...
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> I get to lower my pants ?
<Marduk> The alchohol consumption.
<Marduk> NO!
<Mon`hin> Heh.
<Drakonia> UN ha!
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Okay, the alchohol consumption till I can get YOU to lower my pants, :p
<Marduk> NO!
<Nathicana> XD
<LE> lol
* Marduk wears three belts and 9 pairs of pants
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Also Marduk, I'll be up for some tuesday drinkin ... next tuesday, what with it being wednesday here now, :p

Drakonian Imperium

28-09-2005, 04:21

[23:06] Marduk: Who is in the mood for some Tuesday drinkin'?
[23:06] * Marduk slurps down a tall can of Kokanee.
[23:06] NewHaven: I'm ready for ATHF at midnight
...
[23:06] Marduk: You know what's awesome about Aumanii "back door diplomacy"?
[23:06] The_Rep_of_Komokom: ...
[23:06] The_Rep_of_Komokom: I get to lower my pants ?
[23:06] Marduk: The alchohol consumption.
[23:07] Marduk: NO!
[23:07] Mon`hin: Heh.
...
[23:07] The_Rep_of_Komokom: Okay, the alchohol consumption till I can get YOU to lower my pants, :p
[23:07] Marduk: NO!
[23:07] Nathicana: XD
[23:07] LE: lol
[23:07] * Marduk wears three belts and 9 pairs of pants
[23:07] The_Rep_of_Komokom: Also Marduk, I'll be up for some tuesday drinkin ... next tuesday, what with it being wednesday here now, :p
[23:08] * The_Rep_of_Komokom notes all have zippers.
[23:08] LE: we needed to know?
[23:08] * The_Rep_of_Komokom leers.

Nathi was quicker on the draw...err...post.

Crimmond

28-09-2005, 07:38

* Crimmond kicks my halfasleep slef
<Crimmond> dammit
<LE> go to bed.
<Crimmond> I am in bed
<LE> ...
<Crimmond> meaning that you are all in bed with me. In a weird, no-coporeal sort of way
* LE awaits Komo's response.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom feels dirty just thinking about it. And not the good kind.
* Ro|GalacticGladiator feels unclean.
<LE> heh
<LE> me readies the camera
<LE> uh
* LE readies the camera
<Crimmond> fah.
<Crimmond> I'm plenty clean.
* Crimmond sniffs armpits.
<Crimmond> Well... clean enough
<LE> o.
<LE> o.< even
<LE> uh.
<LE> o.o even, even.

Oi....

Austar Union

28-09-2005, 09:28

I would like to apologise for my attempt on your life the other day, by the way. It was out of line. -Bryn Shander, to Marduk ('s Characters)

As if an apology would fix things. -_-"

Liverpool England

29-09-2005, 11:40

Okay, when you're jetlagged, you're jetlagged.
<Carlos> fascism is slightlz different to fascism

Komokom

01-10-2005, 13:17

Extra bits removed.
[22:07] * The_Rep_of_Komokom throws Rezo into a blender.
[22:08] * Rezo is blend?
[22:08] * Kitan throws some razor blades into the blender
[22:08] * Kitan hits puree
[22:08] <Kitan> ^_^ REZO PUREE!!
[22:08] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> ...
[22:08] <LE> mmmmm.
[22:08] * LE drinks.
[22:08] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> . . .
[22:08] * Kitan serves it in a coconut with a lil umbrella
[22:08] <Kitan> :D KITTY PUREE?
[22:08] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> LE ... drinking Rezo ...
[22:09] <LE> yes.
[22:09] <LE> LE drinking Rezo.
[22:09] <LE> >.>
[22:09] <LE> <.<
[22:09] <Rezo> . . . .

Austar Union

02-10-2005, 20:17

Well, I probably will look back on this one and wonder what the hell is so funny, but its late. The excuse for everything.

Fod|CAT: I fear now that I will always have an upper respirtory infection, as I now have a pile of mold in my closet
AustarUnion|Indigo: O_o
AustarUnion|Indigo: Oh wait.
AustarUnion|Indigo: I read that as "as I now have a pile of mold on my chest". >_>
Vrak: can't you clean it all out?
Fod|CAT: o.o
Fod|CAT: Yes, AU, I have a pile of mold in my chest
Fod|CAT: I purposely placed a large plaque of fungus within my lungs for the sole reason of nonsensical logic
* AustarUnion|Indigo thought for a moment. "Geez, YOU HAVE MOLD ON YOUR CHEST?!" O_o !!!111???!!!
* AustarUnion|Indigo giggles.
Fod|CAT: I went out of my way to inhale a large quantity of lethal biomass for the sake of housing it in my respitory system o.o
* Fod|CAT isn't done yet
Fod|CAT: I purposefully dug my nose into a pile of festering rubbish for the sole purpose of inhaling fungus, mold, and other such organisms, including but not limited to amoeba, and if it wasn;t lethal eough, I would exhale it, and pick out the most deadly article of fungus I could find to replace it with
Fod|CAT: FURTHERMORE
* Fod|CAT is finished
* Fod|CAT sits
Vrak: i suggest bleach
* AustarUnion|Indigo cacks himself laugh / crying.
AustarUnion|Indigo: Its late... >_> I cant help as such.
AustarUnion|Indigo: But, this belongs in quotes...

Austar Union

03-10-2005, 12:28

Insanity, these Forums Reek Of...

Union flag commander: Uhh wears the holo type? Wears the Goodman holo type!!!
Admiral X: Get on with it please!
Col, Green: wears my tartar sauce !!, were!!!
Admiral X: ohh shut up about your tartar sauce you old man!
Col, Green: what how dare you!!! I’m not old I’m young I’m only … 80! And I have a damn right to be angry about no tartar sauce, how am I going to eat these fish sticks.
Admiral X: you’re an idiot green…. Bringing fish sticks to a commanders call!
Union flag commander: enough!!! This is a commanders call now a burlesques show, waite… did I say that right? No no!!!!!!!!!
Admiral X *gasps* you have a burlesques show going on !!!1
Col, Green: WOOOOOHOO!!! Burlesques show with fish sticks my favorite!!
Admiral X: this is in appropriate behavior!! Ill let the joint chiefs know!
Col, Green: ohh why ruin our fun!
Admiral X: because!
Union flag commander *rustling his padds and trying to get organized with a clicker, ends up thumbling and dropping all but his pen* damn it!
*a janitor walks in* “hello folks!”
Union flag commander: what! Are you doing here this is privet
Janitor: I heard about a Burlesques show!

Er. Say what?

Krytenia

04-10-2005, 02:07

Writing your own epitath...
<Nanakaland> damn caps
<Nanakaland> just showing how random and annoying your caps were
<Nanakaland> kind of like everything I say

Euroslavia

05-10-2005, 06:29

[01:26] <Galdago> ROGER! <3 (my name)
[01:26] <Galdago> marry me?
[01:26] * Mei_Ikari throws Galdago into the sea.

Maybe it's just me on this one, but I thought it was pretty funny, if you took it literally. :p

Liverpool England

06-10-2005, 08:41

Uh... I swear I posted a quote yesterday.

Anyhow, here it is, again.

<@LE> The NHC refuses to issue a last advisory for Stan btw, it's forecast to move into the Pacific, and it has merged with 99E.INVEST, meaning if anything develops it'll become Stan-Pilar.
<@KP>that sounds more like an NS name
<@LE> Pilar?
<@KP> no, the way they're combined
<@KP> though Pilar in particular
<@KP> I think I was reminded of Kipto-Mare

The NHC naming hurricanes after NS nations, what next?!

EDIT: (Reposting comment for Euro....)

Maybe it's just me on this one, but I thought it was pretty funny, if you took it literally.

I'm gonna assume it's Mei's misfortune to be named Roger too :P

And yes, it's just you, so there. :P

Austar Union

06-10-2005, 09:59

Minus all the white noise.

<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Metal Queer Solid. Now you get what all the phallic snake referances are for.
<Mei_Ikari> 'Hello, I'm solid snake.' 'I'm hugo tightpants.' 'Whoops, I dropped my pistol.' 'My, it is a large pistol...' 'You should pick it up.'

Liverpool England

08-10-2005, 02:16

[08/10/2005 - 09:14:11] <@Fmjphoenix> is that how you are in this boob cup?
[08/10/2005 - 09:14:19] <@Fmjphoenix> errr noob

Uh....

Reploid Productions

11-10-2005, 04:12

RE: Melkor's OMG LASER computer mouse:

<Melkor> but this laser shit works on anything Opticals only seemed to work on certain surfaces, but now I can experience the joy of playing Dawn of War on my pantleg.
<Fris> even when he's not wearing pants
<Melkor> exactly!
* Fris resists the Crack of Dawn of War joke ... unsuccessfully

Liverpool England

11-10-2005, 06:44

* GregorydelosSantos wanks, but not that hard.
<GregorydelosSantos> I dont need my penis visable to all of NS.
<Marduk> Why not?
* Marduk just likes looking at pretty pictures >.>

Uh... Marduk enjoys pretty pictures. Right.

Der Angst

23-10-2005, 09:36

.* Marina whacks a random person
* Quits: Nathi|druggedysleeps (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Marina> oops?
* Quits: Komo|SoA (Ping timeout)
<Mei_Ikari> Marina is a MURDERAH!
<Mei_Ikari> DOUBLE MURDERAH!
<Marina> and komo too..i'm good...too goo
* Rezo hires Marina as a hitman
* Marina whacks rezo
* Quits: ITD (Quit: Industry, science and technology." "Big men putting screwdrivers into things, turning them and adjusting them!)
<Marina> missed?
<Mei_Ikari> Marina si teh effective!
<Marina> i think i'll stop now..
* Marina huggles a Mei Kitty
<Marina> don't you dare ping out now....
* Quits: TuesdayIsAway (Quit: )

<Katsumi> I have applied to the Newbian Institute for Madder Skillz.
<Katsumi> My major will be pwning bitch3s.
<Katsumi> With a minor in l33t haxxing and Political Science.

<vonKarma> Just a headsup from your local ns mod. We are having database problems and logging into your nation right now will cause it to screw up. DO NOT LOGIN TO YOUR NATIONS UNTIL YOU HEAR OTHERWISE
<Sketch> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Sketch> what ever shall i dooooooooooooo?
<Rezo> Masturbate.
<Sketch> but Rezo, I've gotten used to doing that while I stare at my nation!

<Sirocco> I was once chased down a street by two chihuahuas. Most humiliating dog attack ever.

<VaguelyAway-chan> ... For some odd reason, I'm not even surprised that ESUS believe him. <Indra> ok. Forget math, physics is like this! *Trekbabble* <ESUS> YAY! WE UNDERSTAND THIS! WE'RE ALL SMART!
<Mei_Ikari> Emperor's New Clothes effect, Rezo.
<Mei_Ikari> Or 'Higher Echelon Ruler's new multipurpose optic stealth textile outer body enveloping structural matrix' if you're Indra.

<Yam|BeatsGohanToAPulp> ...damn, for the democrats to win the next election we should get you nominated for the republicans thelly.

<LandHawk> With all the people that want to dance on his grave, Allanea will have to be buried under a ballroom.

<SnowGryphon> What does FT mean? I've been asking this question for x months now, where Domain: {x|x c R, x > 3}.
<rvs|work> Future Tech?
<Mei_Ikari> FT means 'Laws of physics will cease to apply after 2050.'

* Kajal grabbed the cat's foot when it walked past the screen this time, and,,,
<Kajal> 'the cat sat down
<Kajal> on my hard,.
<Kajal> hand.

<NewHaven|movingsoon> The Bush Administrations position on the ice caps melting: The ice caps are not melting, the water is just being liberated...

<Comrade_Matt> Sweet, Opera crashed. Again.
<Mei_Ikari> 'Figero! Figero! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <glerk> <arrrgh>' 'Bugger, the damn Soprano's crashed.'

<LE> Hurricane Wilma's officially the strongest hurricane EVER
<LE> AIR FORCE RECONNAISSANCE PLANE REPORTED 884 MB, THE LOWEST MINIMUM PRESSURE EVER MEASURED IN A HURRICANE IN THE ATLANTIC BASIN
<Obsidian> That's kinda scary
<Obsidian> Thank God I've got America between me and that hurricane.

GMC Military Arms

23-10-2005, 11:05

Unexpected powers.

[10:52] <Carlos> damn jews and their mind buckets
[10:52] <Carlos> ...
[10:52] <Carlos> mind buckets?
[10:52] <Carlos> mind bullets

Hockey Canada

26-10-2005, 01:05

.<Nanakaland> Instead of going into the other room to take a shower I collapsed on the floor
<Nanakaland> and took a several hour nap
<Hockey_Canada> sure
<Hockey_Canada> and then you realized your hunger meter was down and the potty meter was up
<Hockey_Canada> then you saw 'The Sims" in the top left corner of your life
<Nanakaland> O.o
* Schiavonia has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
<Hockey_Canada> nanaka- that was SOOOOOOOOOO sims-esque
<Nanakaland> I know
<Nanakaland> which makes it all the more frustrating
<Nanakaland> oh, and in my dream...
<Hockey_Canada> don't mention me naked chained to the wall...
<Nanakaland> I figured out a mathematical equation to accurately predict soccer games
<Hockey_Canada> if it's 2+2 i'm way ahead of you
<Hockey_Canada> leagion in it's prime

Britmattia

29-10-2005, 14:26

For Freedom!
* RezZzo mutters about Thelly's plasma warheads. what the fuck creates the plasma?
<Yamatto> rez : ego under pressure turns into a gas, it's what powers all tinkly mechanics
<RezZzo> ... Plasma... swords.
<RezZzo> plasma swords? o.O
<Doc_Evilonavich> ...what the hell use would plasma swords be?
<Doc_Evilonavich> apart from setting your own eyebrows on fire?
* RezZzo has noooo idea.
<RezZzo> I suspect that he uses a magnetic/ gravitic field to keep the plasma contained...
<RezZzo> and heats it, constantly.
<RezZzo> for, uh...
<RezZzo> Some reason.
<RezZzo> Thelly uses the term 'Plasma' the same way the present US administration uses the term 'Freedom'. I wouldn't be surprised if Thelly had plasma fries.

Krytenia

07-11-2005, 17:34

Football management. Just like RL...
Reporter: Mr. Gorton, can we have a quick word please?

Gorton: Velocity…

This United State

08-11-2005, 09:09

" It's good to eat ... "

<Movisacombineelite> Komo: my whois info goes from .ade to qld occasionally
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> XD
<Movisacombineelite> that just says they dont care about us ;_;
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Bananna Republic Movodork ? <_<
<Carlos> mov loves teh banana
<Carlos> almost as much as you do Komo :P
<AustarUnion|Indigo> Hey, bananas are really nice.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom sniffs with disdain
<Carlos> not that type of banana AU :P
<Movisacombineelite> hey, banana sammiches rock
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is now known as Komo|Dinner
<AustarUnion|Indigo> I used to waste SO MUCH of the monies on bunch's of bananas.
<Komo|Dinner> ...
<Komo|Dinner> XD
* Carlos shakes his head
<Carlos> jesus AU that's just too open for even me to make ufn of :P
<Carlos> fun of too
<Komo|Dinner> XDXDXD
<AustarUnion|Indigo> Yes, well I went through a phase of banana addiction. >_<
<Carlos> ...
<Carlos> christ AU just stop.
<Carlos> you're killing me here :P
* AustarUnion|Indigo froths at the mouth,
<Carlos> ...
<Carlos> NO JUST NO!
<Carlos> BAD CARLOS!
<AustarUnion|Indigo> o.o"
* Carlos bangs his head against a wall to prevent himself from being naughty.
<Komo|Dinner> XDXDXDXDXD
* Komo|Dinner enters a hilarity induced coma.
* Carlos joins komo in said coma inducments.
<Komo|Dinner> So quoting this.
<Carlos> yus quote it. Prove that AU loves teh banana....
<AustarUnion|Indigo> I dont like Dick, Carlos. I like fruit. :P
<Carlos> ...
<Carlos> HAHAHAHA
<Komo|Dinner> . . .
<Carlos> you're so fruity AU :P
<Movisacombineelite> XD
<Komo|Dinner> @_#

Mandelaland

08-11-2005, 10:28

How can you be a Neo-Nazi and a Jew-lover at the same time? :?

AND a Communist? Someone might like to read a history book or 2 ::eek:

Krytenia

10-11-2005, 16:07

For your reading pleasure. 95 minutes of football chants, #IRC style.

[13:23] <Starblaydia> thats what gave you bloody 6th rank instead of me! i went down to 10th!!!
[13:23] * Krytenia laughs maniacally
[13:24] * Starblaydia will brb
[13:24] <Krytenia> "Are you Hiiraan, are you Hiiraan, are you Hiiraan in disguise?"
[13:25] <Starblaydia> "sing when i'm afk, you only sing when I'm afk"
[13:26] <Krytenia> "Where are ya? Where are ya?"
[13:27] <Starblaydia> "we are the champions, champions of AO"
[13:27] <Krytenia> "Round Of Sixteen? You're havin a laugh!"
[13:28] <Starblaydia> "we've only won it four times, we're gonna win it five times"
[13:30] <Krytenia> "There's only one Gabe Kennedy, There's only one Gabe Kennedy"
[13:30] <Starblaydia> "dave van staaren, dave van staaren, do you take her up the arsenal?"
[13:31] <Krytenia> "who's the w**ker in the mauve?"
[13:31] <Starblaydia> "its all gone democratic over there"
[13:32] <Krytenia> "We've got a busty chick, you've got a despotic"
[13:33] <Starblaydia> "who's that drowning by the pool side, whos that lying in the sun?"
[13:34] <Krytenia> lmao!
[13:34] * Starblaydia wins!
[13:34] <Krytenia> "Swim when we're winning, we only swim when we're winning"
[13:36] <Starblaydia> "his name is Mitrofanis, he flys a magic kite, and when he saw Everton City, he said 'what a load of shite"
[13:37] <Krytenia> "He's dull, he's thick, he's into politics, SDB, SDB"
[13:38] <Starblaydia> "ooh, aah, Tumunzahar! say ooh-aah Tumunzahar""
[13:40] <Krytenia> "GABE THE STRIKER! Can he score it? GABE THE STRIKER! Yes he can!"
[13:40] <Starblaydia> "two nil, in south osettia! two nil, in south osettia!"
[13:43] <Krytenia> "we're on top of the world, looking down on Starblaydia"
[13:44] <Starblaydia> "stand up, if you hate lamoni"
[13:45] <Krytenia> "stand up, if you hate the Sarz"
[13:45] * Starblaydia stands
[13:45] * Krytenia also stands
[13:46] <Starblaydia> "Lazerevski's purple-white army!"
[13:47] <Krytenia> "his name is Loserevski, he used to play a bit, but now he is the manager his team are total s**t"
[13:48] <Starblaydia> "Buathiang, Buathiang, his name's too long, he's got no song, Surachai Buathiang"
[13:49] <Krytenia> "He's old, he's grey, he'll stop you anyway, Barcali, Barcali"
[13:50] <Starblaydia> "Star-blade-yer, Star-blade-yer, Star-blade-yer" (repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseam)
[13:51] <Krytenia> "Kry-Ten-Ya, Kry-Ten-Ya, Kry-Ten, Ya" (repeat until hoarse)
[13:52] <Starblaydia> "away in krytenia, no quids for a bed, little lord tiberius sat up and he said, 'Star-blade-yer! Star-blade-yer! Star-blade-yer!'"
[13:54] <Krytenia> "sing a song a sixpence a pocket full of rye, four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie, when the pie was open the birds began to sing, We hate Starblayde and we hate Starblayde"
[13:55] <Starblaydia> "He wears, a robe, like Shakespeare in The Globe, Mercutio! Mercutio!"
[13:57] <Krytenia> "We are the Krytie Boys, We are the Krytie Boys, you are the Blaydie Girls, you are the Blaydie Girls"
[13:58] <Starblaydia> "now he's not the world's most skillful guy, when he sits in midfield he plays like an ass-raid-er, Ol-Ol-Oli Kader"
[14:00] <Krytenia> "he's sh*te, and sh*te, and sh*te and sh*te and sh*te, sh*te sh*te sh*te, sh*te sh*te sh*te, The Itchy Matranga Show!"
[14:01] <Starblaydia> "forty years, you've won f*ck-all, forty years, you've won f*ck-all"
[14:02] <Krytenia> "Oh, Mitro Mitro, he went to Phraen Palace and he won f*ck-all"
[14:02] <Starblaydia> "I saw his dad, I saw his bruv, I even saw his niece, but see Itechton on the pitch and that's why he wins the league
[14:04] <Krytenia> "DVS, DVS, DVS DVS na na. DVS, DVS, DVS DVS na na, DVS, DVS, and we all love DVS, we're gonna score one more than you, ACES!"
[14:05] <Starblaydia> "Is-kara Da-ii (won the) Champions League! Is-kara Da-ii (won the) Champions League!"
[14:07] <Krytenia> "You're going home, you're going home, you're going, Blades are going home" (a WC24 special!)
[14:07] <Starblaydia> "More dwarves! they're only four foot tall, they're gonna win it all, you're gonna win f*ck all!"
[14:09] <Krytenia> "Win when you're skating, you only win when you're skating"
[14:10] <Starblaydia> "Score with E40, you couldn't score with E40"
[14:11] <Krytenia> "His name is Greenow and he dances on the wing, and when he nutmegs you it makes us want to sing"
[14:11] <Starblaydia> "You're going home in a cyan ambulance!"
[14:14] <Krytenia> "Come on without, come on within. You'll not see nothing like Staver-in."
[14:15] <Starblaydia> "Oh-oh-oh, Garcia, oh-oh-oh, Garcia! Cherry's really fit, she also plays a bit!"
[14:17] <Krytenia> "Ke-e-da, whoa-oh-oh-oh! Ke-e-da, whoa-oh-oh-oh! He comes from Hoxton town! He's gonna take you down!"
[14:17] <Starblaydia> "All Krytie bastards, you know you're all Krytie bastards"
[14:20] <Krytenia> "He's crap, he's pish, he's sleeping with the fish, Salisbury, Salisbury"
[14:22] <Starblaydia> "who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies? Krytie Fatwah! Krytie Fatwah! You ate all the pies."
[14:23] <Krytenia> "Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chim-Cheroo, his name is Phil Neasden, he's better than you"
[14:24] <Starblaydia> "he bald, he's shit, he plays when no-ones fit, Florencio, Florencio!"
[14:25] <Krytenia> "You are my Aces, my only Aces, you make me happy, when skies are grey, you'll never know just, how much we love you, so please don't take my Aces away!"
[14:25] <Starblaydia> "only sh*t teams need a nick-name!"
[14:27] <Krytenia> Lazerevski, has a farm, EIEIO! And on that farm he had some mules, EIEIO! With a miskick here and a miskick there, here a miss, there a miss, everywhere a miskick, Lazerevski had a farm, EIEIO!
[14:28] <Starblaydia> "If Kennedy plays for Krytenia, So Can I"
[14:28] <Krytenia> "Starblaydia don't like it! Rock the Crossbar! Rock the Crossbar!"
[14:29] <Starblaydia> Your mother is your sister, your father is your brother, you like to shag each other, The Krytie Family."
[14:31] <Krytenia> "You wanna play for Caprine, so you can shag the goats. You wanna play for Caprine, so you can sew your oats!"
[14:32] <Starblaydia> "Two shades of blue! Why play in two shades of blue?"
[14:32] <Krytenia> "Girls play in purple! There's only girls play in purple!"
[14:34] <Starblaydia> "Kevin Keda! He plays up Gabe's hole!"
[14:36] <Krytenia> "We had joy, we had fun, we had purples on the run, but the fun it didn't last, so we kicked 'em up the arse!"
[14:36] <Starblaydia> "Heeeeyyyy, Kry-tain-ya! I wanna kno-o-ow, why you've won f*ck all"
[14:37] <Krytenia> "Hey, Heeey Aces! You're gona kno-o-ow, when we win it all!"
[14:38] <Starblaydia> "DVS, sounds like a disease, DVS, on his goolies"
[14:40] <Krytenia> "Oh Cherry Cherry, she had it with the gaffer so she's in the team"
[14:41] <Starblaydia> "Even our girls, are better than you, even our girls, will put three past you"
[14:44] <Krytenia> "2, 4, 6, 8, who's that team we f**kin hate! Star-Blay-Di-Ah!"
[14:44] <Starblaydia> "Your Mer-ci-an's a rent boy!"
[14:44] * Starblaydia notes we've been doing chants for over an hour, and they'll go in the WCDT once we get bored*
[14:45] * Starblaydia also beats KP about his bloody ears for that loss
[14:46] <Krytenia> "You can't even beat the Tigers, fa la la la la, la la la la!"
[14:47] <Starblaydia> "You lost to the Bettians, and also to the go-ats!"
[14:47] <Krytenia> "Win five-nil! We only win five-nil"
[14:47] <Starblaydia> "You only beat EL CID, and he's f*cking dead!"
[14:48] <Krytenia> "We've got one more point than you, doo da, doo da, and we're top of our group too, oh de doo da day!"
[14:49] * KP is *almost* tempted to fix the WC finals draw so Krytenia play Starblaydia at some stage...
[14:49] <Starblaydia> "you play a group of f*cks, one of ours has won the cup"
[14:49] <Krytenia> "Draw with Dauna Hills? You're havin a laugh!"
[14:51] <Starblaydia> "We'll sing it again, you lost to the goats, did you pull, and get their coats?
[14:51] <Krytenia> "Oh, Philly Philly, they went to Starblaydia and they shut 'em out!"
[14:53] <Krytenia> "Is this the way to Kaza City? Not for Starblaydia cos they're sh*tty!"
[14:58] <Starblaydia> "Krytenia bribed the Druids, to score them to a win, their money gave 'em third place, might as well been in the bin!"
[14:59] <Krytenia> "There is, a ground, in Everton, the Davis Stadium, and it's been the ruin, of many a sh*t team, and god, I know, you're one"

GMC Military Arms

11-11-2005, 11:11

Moths?

[10:05] <Steph> i've got butterflies just thinking about it
[10:06] * Mei_Ikari gives you moths.
[10:07] <Steph> arg moths!

Great Freedom

13-11-2005, 06:16

This is why you should never hit ENTER too late:
00:07:20 <@Nanakaland> speaking one line at a time over and over again probably is spam
00:07:21 <@Nanakaland> but I'm tired
00:07:23 < Northrop-Grumman> I CAN COMMAND YOU!
00:07:26 < DracheK> You could not command a shopkeeper to sell an item, if it saved your flaccid p***s!
00:07:27 < Northrop-Grumman> True
00:07:29 <@Nanakaland> to tired to take control or force CB to leave
00:07:30 < Northrop-Grumman> C**p
00:07:31 < DracheK> LMAO
00:07:36 < Northrop-Grumman> That was at the wrong moment
00:07:38 < DracheK> I f***ing win.

Britmattia

13-11-2005, 08:48

So anyway, there I was, hating people for Jesus...
<Neutron> http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp
<Neutron> I know I shouldn't... but I find that stuff hilarious
<Obsidian> Jack Chick is the guiding light of my life.
<Mei_Ikari> 'Bobby! Don't play with the JESUS LASER!'
<Yamatto> why the fuck does he have an eyepatch
<Yamatto> "THE MUSLIMS TOOK MAH EYE! IN NAM!"
* Neutron wonders if stuff like mohommad saying shit like adam was 90 feet tall is true
<Mei_Ikari> 'I lost this eye hating people for Jesus, Susy.'
<Mei_Ikari> 'GRAR! I'm an evil bug-eyed Muslim! Fuck you for nine generations! I want some explosives right fucking now!'

Sigma Octavus

13-11-2005, 10:08

This got a good laugh over in #NS

Raem is dealt a mortal blow.
<Carlos|Quake4> HAH
<Carlos|Quake4> YOU DIE!
<Carlos|Quake4> YOU DIE AND GO TO SPICE GIRLS HELL!
Raem RISES from the grave!
<Carlos|Quake4> NEVA!
Carlos|Quake4 stuffs Raem in his underroos and pelvic thrusts for an hour.
Raem chews on Carlos' head.
<Carlos|Quake4> ...
<Raem> garh
<Raem> bad timing
<Carlos|Quake4> way bad timing
<Adejaani> Get a room.
<Raem> That was far filthier than I had intended
<Sigma|> that was awesomely bad timing
<Carlos|Quake4> you're such a perv Raem

Austar Union

14-11-2005, 12:10

Its alright buddy, I wouldnt have stayed around for that one either.

[19:06] *** LE has joined #nationstates.
[19:06] Iuthicito: Don't even make me fit Christ into my fantasies...
[19:06] *** LE has left #nationstates.

New Montreal States

14-11-2005, 19:30

"And all the other dead Prats? What about them? They up n walk or something, like?" retorted Steve.
Freddie laughed. "Yeah, sure, they popped off for a cuppa, I'm sure we'll find the note in a moment with 'Sorry chaps, just off for a spot of tea, see you on Monday, here's some fingers to keep you going.'"

The undead are here, and they're out for chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiii

This United State

16-11-2005, 10:16

Discussion over brandy and fine cigars in #nationstates of another stimulating game of Sexuality Chess !

<James|Midlonia> "I'M A TRANSVESTITE THAT IS SO OUT OF PLACE IN SOCIETY!" - well, "I'm gay in a Conservative area, your move."

Krytenia

18-11-2005, 02:32

Head-Ouchies, #sport style.

[01:22] <Hockey_Canada> wait a minute... i'm having one of those things... you know? a headache with pictures
[01:22] <Hockey_Canada> an idea!

Britmattia

22-11-2005, 09:33

* @Mei_Ikari pounces [hack][gettin_coffee] all cat-like.
* @Mei_Ikari has a smoke during the wait.
<@Yamatto> does the image of a neko smoking make anyone else boggle?

later...

* @Helen_Ikari thinks Mei is smoking. Smokin' hawt!
<@Yamatto> When the revolution comes you're going to be found wanting -_-
<@Helen_Ikari> Bah
<@Helen_Ikari> You're just jealous of our creepy, forbidden love.
[/disturbing furry love]

Tarlachia

30-11-2005, 09:01

So, there we were congratulating Euroslavia on his newly enhanced mod powers...to GAME MOD...

<Tarlachia> ok...odd...I just went to the kitchen, and turned on every hall light and main room light on the way...only to watch as every light flickered violently...
<Vrak> and?
* Tarlachia peers at the beer..."Can't be the booze."
* ITD installs annoying lighting in AMF's royal palace
<Tarlachia> dunno what's going on. My laptop can't be draining THAT much energy...
<Vrak> lol
* Vrak turns on another generator
<Automagfreek> What about curtains and reflective ceilings?
* Tarlachia opens another window
<ITD> I am only one man
<Tarlachia> then how about tin hats?
<Vrak> are the light still on?
<Tarlachia> no, I decided to not piss off my housemate...
<Tarlachia> damn guy owns a goddamn shotgun.
<Vrak> doesn't sound like you tripped a circuit
<ITD> how much wattage you using?
<Tarlachia> but then again, we all know my butter knife will pwn a shotgun any day
<Tarlachia> nearly none right now ITD...only lights on are in my room, and most electronics are unplugged or turned off.
<ITD> possibly
* Perkele has joined #Nationstates
<Tarlachia> Euro! Stop magnetizing the electricity to your steel penis!
<Euroslavia> lol
<LE> lol
* Vrak performs a mind wipe
* LE bowls over laughing
* Kajal whees dumbterminals
<ITD> Euro's mightly ferrous phallus
<ITD> mighty
<Kajal> Euro's phallus is high in iron?
* Tarlachia thinks Euroslavia should become "Pen-magneto"
<LE> ....
<ITD> it is made of steel
* Kajal markets it as a meal supplement.
<ITD> which is high in iron
<Tarlachia> Kajal, I can just see the adverts for that: "Take it DEEP with the Euroslavian iron-rich penile extension!"
<LE> lol
<Vrak> put that on the porn sites
<ITD> which carries several burdens: rust, magnetism and the easy conducting of heat
<Tarlachia> Dear God, it's Deepthroat 2
<Kajal> ITD - I don't think that last one is something to worry about
<Mikitivity> well, I'm crashing now.
* Tarlachia takes a moment to ponder Kajal's words, then laughs
<ITD> could cause a serious scorching of the skin
* Mikitivity has quit IRC (Quit: )
<ITD> he pees mercury
<Tarlachia> O_o
<LE> o.o
<Tarlachia> heavy duty...
<LE> I feel sorry for his system :P
* Galdago has quit IRC (Quit: I don't just leave... I make an exit!)
<LE> one for the quotes thread.
<Tarlachia> I feel bad for his masturbation attempts...
<Vrak> why?
<ITD> man that is one for bash
* Automagfreek cleans out his entire TM box for the 2nd time today. Jeebus....
<Tarlachia> imagine how hard it'd be...
<LE> it's steel.
<LE> :P
<Tarlachia> oh God...the puns...
<Vrak> "CAN I JOIN YOR REGION CUZ YOU IS THE POWAH!??"
<Tarlachia> Euro: "What's the password?"...."Deepthroat?"
<Kajal> :NO! :P"
<ITD> needs a blow torch to make it easy to bend and several large wrenches to handle it
<Vrak> wenches?
<LE> LOL!
<Euroslavia> ...
* Kajal services Euro?
* Euroslavia slaps Tarlachia around a bit with a large trout
* Vrak summons a large wench
<Tarlachia> you sure that's a trout Euro?
<LE> lol
<Tarlachia> ...nevermind.
* Kajal takes the wrench from Vrak and begins the work
<Automagfreek> it's a marlin, actually
<Vrak> a wench. take the wench
<Kajal> oops
* Kajal takes the wench and gets to work on Euro.
* LE gets the helmet for Kajal :P
<Vrak> she's of sturdy build
<Tarlachia> lol
<Vrak> and can pull a plow
<Kajal> drop forged, even!
<Tarlachia> the perfect match for the Euro...
<Tarlachia> hell, she's probably magnetic too.
<Tarlachia> It'd be like Aliens, the surges of electricity
<ITD> she gives a chrome finish
* Kajal changes Euro's oil and performs a minor tune up.
<Tarlachia> O_o
<LE> heh
* Tarlachia does NOT want to know exactly what oil...
* LE sticks a cap on Kajal. Innuendo, I'll leave for you to decide. :P
<Euroslavia> O_O
* Automagfreek sets Tarlachia's face on fire
* Tarlachia burns in Hellfire
* Kajal gives Euro a complimentary newspaper?
<Kajal> innuendo more like inyourend-o.
<Tarlachia> O_O

Good luck Euro. Try demagnetizing it next time...

Hockey Canada

02-12-2005, 03:47

* Hockey_Canada sighs and cuddles euro
* Euroslavia cuddles HC back
<Hockey_Canada> you remind me of a brother i used to have... he was older, only i never really knew him
<Hockey_Canada> pity... the orphanage workers never told me where he went
<Euroslavia> that's odd
<Euroslavia> I'm adopted too
<Euroslavia> where'd you use to live?
<Hockey_Canada> new york, but it was downtown where there's about 20 different ones
<Euroslavia> you're kidding, right?
<Hockey_Canada> nope, never knew where roger went
<Euroslavia> ...
<Macabees> Euro, is your first name by any chance Roger?
<Euroslavia> Ondrea?
<Euroslavia> yes
<Macabees> wow
<Hockey_Canada> nah, it was orphanage #31 where i was
<Euroslavia> That's where I'm from
<Hockey_Canada> wha?
<Hockey_Canada> he's born june 20th... that's something you can't claim
<Euroslavia> was adopted, then we moved to Detroit
<Hockey_Canada> sorry, 10th- typo
<Macabees> I was born June 9th
<Euroslavia> but wow.. umm..
<Hockey_Canada> he went to michigan, but meh
<Hockey_Canada> i went to vancouver
<Euroslavia> I don't exactly know what to say, I mean, you put the two together and .....
<Hockey_Canada> no... it's just BS
<Hockey_Canada> he's probably living happily with another family
<Macabees> Euro, were you born June 10th?
<Euroslavia> yes, i was
<Macabees> oh man
<Euroslavia> i was just talking to my manager last night about my little sister
<Euroslavia> wondering how she was doin
<Hockey_Canada> yeah, but what're the odds?
<Hockey_Canada> she's probably still in new york or something
<Casari> it's seemingly an IRC miracle
<Hockey_Canada> cas- it's not
<Macabees> Casari, you're really my brother
<Euroslavia> the orphanage was pretty big...
<Hockey_Canada> it's probably someone else
<Hockey_Canada> indeed it was
<Hockey_Canada> i was very young when roger left though
<Hockey_Canada> in 1990...
<Macabees> but c'mon; the similarities are just too many
<Euroslavia> err... that's what I was adopted.
<Hockey_Canada> can't be...
<Euroslavia> my little sis was too young; the family didn't want a baby
<Hockey_Canada> i know my brother was a little older, but i never got the chance to know him well
<Hockey_Canada> however, i do know that he is somewhere in the US
<Hockey_Canada> i haven't seen him since
<Euroslavia> i know that my little sis moved to Canada
<Hockey_Canada> what was her name?
<Euroslavia> ondrea
<Hockey_Canada> no ******* way
<Euroslavia> I heard an Italian family adopted her
<Hockey_Canada> wait...
<Hockey_Canada> I CHEATED OFF MY BROTHER???
<Euroslavia> O_O
<Hockey_Canada> roger? really you?
<Euroslavia> yes, its me
<Hockey_Canada> but... those long hours at night... i can't believe we...
<Macabees> wow
* Hockey_Canada throws up
<Casari> it seems that sometimes there's not an emoticon for these moments
<Hockey_Canada> what are the odds?
* Bedistan is absolutely speechless
<Casari> 0.
<Hockey_Canada> but, we sort of "did it" online
<Macabees> oh, the miracles of mIRC indeed
<Euroslavia> wow, you're pretty kinky
<Hockey_Canada> you should talk, it was your idea to have the whips that night online
<Hockey_Canada> ummmm note to all: we never actually had sexual relations, only online
<Hockey_Canada> and we were both oblivious
<Euroslavia> if we would have in person... well, boy would that have been awkward
<Casari> well, boy would that have been thuroughly disgusting <--- that seems more accurate
<Hockey_Canada> guess we're not having valentine's day together
<Fmjphoenix> ugh
* Hockey_Canada cancels the hotel reservation
<Hockey_Canada> but that was one crazy yom kippur
<Hockey_Canada> 11 hours straight
* Fmjphoenix does not feel good...
<Macabees> why?
* Euroslavia took a good rest the next day
<Macabees> you're Jewish HC?
* Fmjphoenix does not know
<Hockey_Canada> well... no, but euro and i celebrated it in bed online
<Macabees> I see
<Hockey_Canada> not to mention valetines day
<Hockey_Canada> easter
<Hockey_Canada> halloween
<Hockey_Canada> and both thanksgivings
<Macabees> Kwanza
<Hockey_Canada> that was a krazy kwanzaa
<Hockey_Canada> but sharing nude pics of each other was even kinkier
<Macabees> yeaaaa
<Euroslavia> those were some hot pics
<Hockey_Canada> shit- maybe we shouldn't share this on #sport
<Euroslavia> probably not a good idea
<Hockey_Canada> i told you the one wasn't a pose- i was asleep
<Casari> what a concept
<Macabees> insane
<Euroslavia> you sure about that?
<Hockey_Canada> my eyes WERE closed
<Euroslavia> that was an odd position; not too many people sleep like that
<Macabees> what position was it?
<Casari> Mac, you seem slightly too interested
<Macabees> yea, you're probably right
<Fmjphoenix> eh?
<Macabees> I'm going to make some spaghetti to celebrate the occasion
<Hockey_Canada> but when we RPed as wookies and had hot hairy sex for a little under 24 hours... that was the best
* Casari celebrates with apathy and wiki articles
<Macabees> oooh Wiki articles
<Euroslavia> I won't ever forget that night
<Macabees> if I had a sister I would probably RP hot wookie sex with her too
<Macabees> however utterly strange that sounded
<Hockey_Canada> the growling and grunting will never be forgotten
<Bedistan> ...
<Macabees> brb
* Macabees has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Hockey_Canada> mac's jerkin' off to this now
<Euroslavia> LOL
<Casari> personally, I'd take the opposite approach and not RP sexual relations with members of the family
<Fmjphoenix> fuck, i think imma throw up again
<Hockey_Canada> we didn't know
<Casari> I can't understand how, I think I won't be sexually aroused until after christmas
<Hockey_Canada> maybe you're my other brother cas
<Hockey_Canada> remember that night in october?
<Casari> not really, I was pretty out of it, actually
<Hockey_Canada> who'dve thought that collars n chains online would be so fun?
<Casari> true
<Casari> knives not so much now

NOTE: Euro and I are NOT related.

Liverpool England

02-12-2005, 05:17

<snip>

Whoa. o.o

This United State

08-12-2005, 03:10

<Alexander_Black> One day I will go to Africa with one hundred American dollars and buy Tanzania.

ElectronX

08-12-2005, 03:48

<Yamatto> we should thank thelly for demonstrating plasma as a weapon for morons
<Yamatto> otherwise real people might be tempted.

Bedistan

10-12-2005, 02:19

Even #sport isn't exempt from the more risqué topics...

[12/9/2005 8:04 PM] <LE> screw.
[12/9/2005 8:04 PM] <Starblaydia> screw?
[12/9/2005 8:04 PM] <Spruitland> I'll query it and save you a TG one of the next days. I was seriously, really need to sleep on this, heheh
[12/9/2005 8:04 PM] <Spruitland> -ly
[12/9/2005 8:04 PM] *Bedistan looks around, but can't find anything to do that with :(
[12/9/2005 8:04 PM] <Bedistan> s/anything/anyone/
[12/9/2005 8:04 PM] <LE> to screw?
[12/9/2005 8:04 PM] <LE> get your roomie *runs*
[12/9/2005 8:05 PM] *Bedistan trouts LE
[12/9/2005 8:05 PM] <Starblaydia> lol
[12/9/2005 8:05 PM] <Spruitland> there are "anythings" to do it with too, so it wasn't necessarily wrong
[12/9/2005 8:05 PM] <LE> lol
[12/9/2005 8:05 PM] <Bedistan> speaking of which, have you managed to acquire that doll yet, Spruit?
[12/9/2005 8:05 PM] <LE> ....
[12/9/2005 8:05 PM] <Spruitland> nope, decided to pass on that
[12/9/2005 8:05 PM] <LE> O.o
[12/9/2005 8:06 PM] <Starblaydia> lol
[12/9/2005 8:06 PM] <Spruitland> I like biting nipples, and I wouldn't want her flying through the room and landing on top of the closet or something
[12/9/2005 8:06 PM] <LE> I'll.....
[12/9/2005 8:06 PM] <LE> pass on this conversation.
[12/9/2005 8:06 PM] <Bedistan> you started it :P
[12/9/2005 8:06 PM] <Casari> haha
[12/9/2005 8:06 PM] * Starblaydia knows a girl for you, Spruit
[12/9/2005 8:07 PM] <LE> Bedistan:I just said "screw"
[12/9/2005 8:07 PM] <Spruitland> hurray
[12/9/2005 8:07 PM] <LE> :P
[12/9/2005 8:07 PM] <Starblaydia> lol

The Damned People

10-12-2005, 04:41

Check this out: I'm in the first post of this thread from 2 years ago.

Haraki

10-12-2005, 05:22

One for the old times ... From over two years ago, back when Kits used to lurk on the forums and make fun of godmoding noobs ...

This is a couple pages into a thread, after Kits, a couple other people and I have established that Psycho Retards' nation is in fact a phone booth from which he is making prank calls.

Kits:
I have my people TP your nation.

Psycho Retards:
I USE MY 10,000 NUCLEAR-POWERED JANITORS TO CLEAN MY NATION REALLY FAST.

Kits:
That's a lot of people to fit in one phone booth.

Every time I think of that, it still makes me laugh.

Celack

10-12-2005, 05:54

That's reminds me of something hillarious

Somebody said long ago

"Hey did you know Kits is a guy?"

and the rest is history....

The Damned People

10-12-2005, 07:04

Hahaha. Is Kitsylvania still here?

Sigma Octavus

10-12-2005, 08:27

Not as far as I know.

Lakutika

11-12-2005, 09:38

* Carlos engages in piracy and raids Joanna's panties.
* Joanna gasps and tries to preserve her modesty
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Hmmm. Preserved Modesty, in jars, at sale near a
supermarket near you ...
* Carlos arrrs like a pirate and slings Joanna over his shoulder and stops
off towards his ship the black pearl and sails off into the wide blue
yonder.
<Alexander_Black> Komo: On it.
<Joanna> hey!
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Or I should say, Modesty Preserve ...
<Joanna> would anyone like a hippopotamus?
* Alexander_Black summons forth ninja pirates to attack Carlos.
<Carlos> Aarrr I am captain jack sparrow!
<Carlos> ninja pirates cannotn defeat me!
* Joanna gets the pirate drunk on ale and rum.
<Carlos> aww crap
<Carlos> my one true weakness
* Alexander_Black puts the pirate in a big blue floating diamond too.
* Carlos drinks the ale and rum until he falls over.
<Carlos> but why's the rum gone?

Carlos = Iraqstan
Jo = Lavenrunz

Dread Lady Nathicana

14-12-2005, 01:46

From IRC:

<The_Rep_of_Komokom> @@NAME@@ is the bubonic plague of NS. He turns up, makes life hell, then goes away again. But he's never really gone.

Name removed to protect the damned. ;)

The Damned People

14-12-2005, 01:50

the damned

The Damned, or The Damned People?

Dread Lady Nathicana

14-12-2005, 03:04

The Damned, or The Damned People?
No, not you silly. Welcome back. :)

The Damned People

14-12-2005, 03:30

No, not you silly. Welcome back. :)

Hahaha. Much thanks. I'm pretty surprised you remember me; I don't recall doing much roleplaying with you. Of course, now your nation is frighteningly larger than mine.

Haraki

14-12-2005, 06:47

Funny to talk about plagues, I just watched Outbreak last night ...

Now I really wish you had added in that name. You got me all curious.

Etaros

29-12-2005, 10:17

Oh, the joys of late-night #ns...

[03:16] <Neutron> Sensori, you are not straight
[03:16] <Sensori> But I am. :-p
[03:16] <Neutron> You are 100% pure homo
[03:16] <Sensori> No I'm not.
[03:16] <Neutron> I have seen what you let Euro do to you
[03:16] <Neutron> YOU ARE TEH GHEY!
[03:16] <Weyr|SemiHere> ...........
[03:16] * Sensori scratches his head.
[03:16] <Sensori> I don't let anyone do anything to me.
[03:17] <Sensori> I always dodge. :-p
[03:17] <Neutron> Because dodging is for GAYO's...
[03:17] * Neutron notes you are gay, it has been declared >.>
[03:17] <Sensori> OMG U R GHEY URSELF CUZ U DONT EVADE IT URSELF OLOLOL
[03:17] * Etaros bangs an empty can of peas on a board of plywood. "Sensori is hereby ruled NOT GAY."
[03:18] <Neutron> Etaros: You cannot make such a ruling because you have bias!
[03:18] * Etaros sentences Neutron to five years in a gay bath house :P
[03:18] <Neutron> Being striaght, I am not eligable for that sentence :P
[03:18] <Neutron> straight*
[03:18] * Mei_Ikari sentences Sensori to five years in hours.
[03:18] <Sensori> Uh.
[03:19] * Etaros bangs Neutron with teh empty can of peas! (take that either way you want)
[03:19] <Sensori> To five years in time? :o
[03:19] <Mei_Ikari> YES!
[03:19] <Mei_Ikari> You will continue to exist!

Britmattia

03-01-2006, 12:21

From #soviet_tribadistan...
<@Yamatto> there's too many fucking gay missions in it.
<@Yamatto> and not just the checkpoint ones. i mean who the hell finds those fun.
<@Yamatto> but then there's shit like chase down OG Loc's homosexual love interest.
<@Yamatto> god i hated that one.
<@Mei_Ikari> Or chase down OG Loc himself. Man, on Go-Karts after stealing a fucking Hydra? Gayest. Car. Chase. Ever.
<@Yamatto> and you don't get to kill him.
<@Mei_Ikari> Yes. That was the final fruity dash on the gayest mission ever. I actually fucked three men after that mission, because it was so gay.

Rejistania

04-01-2006, 22:50

During a phonecall:

Allanea: The government should have a monopoly on everything

Etaros

05-01-2006, 03:06

During a phonecall:

Allanea: The government should have a monopoly on everything

Errrr..and today in #ns_g he was arguing against a world government because it would limit freedom.

O...kaaay.....

Rejistania

05-01-2006, 12:18

That is his stance, he is a die-hard libertarian, but at that time he was being sarcastic.

Steel Butterfly

05-01-2006, 21:24

Suppose you could ask here, but it's rather like closing the proverbial doors after the proverbial horses have proverbially bolted. Proverbially.

Stop saying proverbial!

Persist in poking your peripatetic proboscis into provinces of preposterous protestation, and you'll potentially provoke propensities of prosecutorial prostration in our Most Glorious Protégé.

Wouldn't be prudent.

lol

Tonissia

05-01-2006, 23:28

Slightly off topic: Whats the link for the chat rooms :confused:

Draconis Nightcrawlis

05-01-2006, 23:41

Slightly off topic: Whats the link for the chat rooms :confused:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=438421 ;)

Frisbeeteria

15-01-2006, 18:09

Just in case you're wondering, our Admins *do* have a sense of humor ...
[11:53] <Katganistan> Is it me, or is the style sheet for NationStates messed up?
[11:53] <Frisbeeteria> it's just you
[11:53] <Katganistan> Half the time, the Nationstates logo appears on the left side of the page and shoves the forum over into a narrow column
[11:54] <Katganistan> and it happens whether I use IE or firefox
[11:56] <Frisbeeteria> it's you. It's AOL
[11:57] <Frisbeeteria> go into Tools / options / settings / advanced and turn down your "AOL suckiness factor" to 2 or less.
[11:57] <Katganistan> LOL
[11:57] <SalusaSecondus> No no no, you need to defibrilate your network connection. Do you have an AED lying around?
[11:58] <Katganistan> I can steal one from work -- there's an emergency cabinet right across from my room.
[11:58] <SalusaSecondus> Yeah, but you may not want to wait. Just grab and extension cord and a sharp knife. We'll make our own ... of sorts.

Vilita

17-01-2006, 05:16

I hereby play this World Cup under protest.

I'm sorry, it just gets me rolling

Der Angst

17-01-2006, 18:46

<Iuthicito> Ok, now I'll try and think of a good one for Iuthian space vessels.
<Iuthicito> ISS perhaps?
* James|Midlonia has M.A.N for his.
<Iuthicito> MAN?
<James|Midlonia> Midlonian Aerospace Navy
<James|Midlonia> I.A.N XD
<Iuthicito> ISS sounds more startrek.
<Iuthicito> Iuthian Star Ship?
<Iuthicito> IIV = Iuthian Interstellar Vessel?
<Rezo> ISP
<Rezo> Iuthian Space Penis
<Rezo> although I suppose it'd be an inofficial term...
<Rezo> Iuthian Space Presence works, too, though
<Doc_Evilinaclass> unless you built it as a giant ehem advertisement for ladies ah .. entertainment devices
<Doc_Evilinaclass> though I suppose that would be ISD.

Rejistania

25-01-2006, 16:45

After arguing about the future which IMNSCO will include the industrialized world to become more like India in terms of wealth:

<@Starblaydia> so, we need an economist rather than a psychiatrist to stop Rejis killing herself? This is a fucked-up channel...

Drakonian Imperium

08-02-2006, 07:01

The Kangaroos are immortalize...

[00:50] ITD: G'day mate, Im just gonna drop by the bottle-o and pick up me sheila dingo
[00:51] HK-47: G'day is just another way of saying hello and 'mate' is A HOLY WORD
[00:52] Ainulindalion: 'mate' is a holy word?
[00:52] * LE cannot help but break out into laughter
[00:52] Ainulindalion: Isn't that what the male and female kangaroos do?
[00:53] Ainulindalion: Why would that be holy?
[00:53] HK-47: fuck the kangaroo's.
[00:53] HK-47: giant rats be damned
[00:53] Drakonia: It's a holy act of reproduction.
[00:53] Ainulindalion: Well, that was my implication, yes.
[00:53] * Neutron chortles
[00:53] Neutron: I about shit meself laughing just now.

Liverpool England

09-02-2006, 03:26

The power of Pez... and cookies?

[09/02/2006 - 10:13:57] * +Hallad uses the dreaded Pez Torture on Iesus
[09/02/2006 - 10:19:08] <+Sirithil> [21:13:21] * Hallad uses the dreaded Pez Torture on Iesus <-- Isn't that the one where you eat pez in front of the prisoner and don't share? O.O
[09/02/2006 - 10:19:31] <+Hallad> Yep!
[09/02/2006 - 10:19:35] <+Sirithil> *gasp*
[09/02/2006 - 10:19:37] <+Sirithil> *horror*
[09/02/2006 - 10:20:36] <+Iesus> you bastard hallad
[09/02/2006 - 10:20:39] <+Iesus> you monster
[09/02/2006 - 10:20:41] <+Hallad> indeed! It is terrible... but necessary. I guess.
[09/02/2006 - 10:21:42] <+Iesus> You're just annoyed I called you a Queen:P
[09/02/2006 - 10:21:42] <+DPUO> Yus, Hallad! Never let your resolve waver!
[09/02/2006 - 10:22:04] * +Hallad uses his origonal Chewbacca Pez Dispenser. "Hey, Iesus, don't you want some of this Pez? Well you can't have it!!"
[09/02/2006 - 10:23:36] <+Iesus> I have homemade cookies. thus your pez is nothing
[09/02/2006 - 10:23:58] <+Hallad> Are you kidding?
[09/02/2006 - 10:24:05] <+Sirithil> He's got a point, Hallad.
[09/02/2006 - 10:24:19] <+Sirithil> You can get pez at any corner store but homemade cookies are speshul.

A bit later...

[09/02/2006 - 10:25:42] <+Iesus> hey! These cookies(choc chop) were baked with love. and not the funky kind either
[09/02/2006 - 10:25:51] * +Hallad makes a crazy concoction of homemade cookies with pez in them (instead of chocolate chips!), and makes a dispenser for them!!

Syskeyia

10-02-2006, 01:58

Upon Knoot commenting that Syskeyians are not into the finer things in life:
Says the man whose countrymen are so into the "finer pleasures of life" that they wear clogs. Yep, really comfortable those clogs.

Reploid Productions

10-02-2006, 07:44

This one just amuses me greatly:
And as for the BBC article ... it's scary when the real world starts acting like Iraqstan.

Der Angst

11-02-2006, 20:47

Hum. A 'lil stack growing here.

<Mei_Ikari> Arkansas was named by pirates who thought they'd found Kansas.

<Vrak> it's snowing
<Vrak> actually, some wags at the university made a snowman with boobs
<Vrak> kind of an Eve motif. had leaves strategically placed

* Mei_Ikari notes our cat once located spilled Bailey's. It would stare at the bottle thereafter, presumably trying to will it to explode or pour itself.

joins: Allanea
<Allanea> One is back.
* Jaar pokes the One in the Eye
* Allanea dodges. is The One, after all.
<Jaar> the One eyed these days

<Panto> I have been to alleged beaches in California
<Panto> no polluted, dirty sand Californian beach covered in beached whales, I mean Americans, was going to impress me

<James|Midlonia> and Germany has Costa Rica, Poland and Ecuador.
<James|Midlonia> ... Poland and Germany... oh dear.
<James|Midlonia> "I DEMAND ACCESS TO THE GOAL!" "no" *WHAM*
<DPUO> English referee: "I believe I have achieved peace in our time."

<Carlos|SWG> Thelly knows nothing when it comes to matters of everything James.
<Carlos|SWG> infact I'd hate to see him lawyer anything.
<Sunset> Yep. If he represented you on a traffic case you would end up being hung for serial murder.

<Doc_Evilonavich> ARAGH
<Doc_Evilonavich> what the ll

<Carlos|PathOfNeo> ptpnsnl
<Carlos|PathOfNeo> err
<Carlos|PathOfNeo> probably

<Gaelith> Communism is like spandex>
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> Both have prominent roles in Star Trek TNG Gae?

<Gehenna> I can wank with the best of them.
<LandHawk> Gehenna is too much of a maternal figure for me to be aroused by that.
<LandHawk> Thoughts of incest creeping in.
<Gehenna> Pleased to help. :)

<Raem> A local sports team playing a local New Orleans sports team played "Rock You Like a Hurricane" at halftime
<Raem> The New Orleans team was Not Amused

<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> But I'm a girl, so technically speaking, I have no dick to speak of. So I have to compensate >=p
<Rezo> Firefury_the_Dickgirl_Ninj4?
<Matt_Shipwrighter> Dicks are cool.

<rvs|sporadic> To quote an classmate who spoke on tolarance: "The Turkish genocice of Kurds was the most terrible atrocity that ever happened... Holocaust? The jews are a bad people!"

* Quits: Freethinker
<Doc_Evilonavich> the death of jim
<Yamatto> hrm
<Yamatto> i need a corrupt moderator
<Yamatto> change SS's motto to 'In Jim we trust'

<Jenny|War_Planning> Alexander The Great... but feminized :P
<Gaelith> "Alexandra the Mediocre"?

<Yamatto> there are some things tanks cannot do!
<Yamatto> for everything else, there's the GMC Mammoth Mk. 7A1.

<Scolopendra> I mean, really. Not only is the TIE tank a bloody awful idea (hey, let's make something with no armor an IFV!) but they had to mount a WWI era Mark I suspension on it?
<Yamatto> The Sith Empire - Making the Imperium of Man look like they know how to design tanks since a long, long time ago..

<Doc_evilinaclass> though personnaly I myself am mediocre at chess
<Doc_evilinaclass> ...and every time an eastern european name comes up on yahoo chess ..I just give up

<Ainulindalion> Well, this is a Maxtor
<Doc_Evilonavich> silvery job?
<Doc_Evilonavich> blue LED?
<Doc_Evilonavich> looks like an inverted cylon?
* Ainulindalion blinks. "Yeah."
<Ainulindalion> When I first got it, it scared the shit outta me the first time I woke up in the middle of the night and it was sitting there... blinking at me.
<Doc_Evilonavich> yeah ..they are very cylon like
<Ainulindalion> *blink*.....*blink*.....*blink*.....

<rvs|work> Bit of googling netted me Mike the Headless Chicken who for 18 months in the 40s survived to post in II without most of his head.

There. Stack gone.

Rejistania

25-02-2006, 23:28

I made a fortune file for most memorable quotes: It is available here: http://www.idioc.co.uk/fortunes/fortunes-NS&Accel.tar.bz2

If you do not know what this is check here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_(program)

Imnsvale

27-02-2006, 04:02

<Scolopendra> Nope. The Internet lacks asspoleman.
<Mei_Ikari> I'd make a 'see and opening and fill it' joke now, but you'd kick my ass.
<Tsaraine> Try inserting spaces so it searches for the terms seperately?
<Mei_Ikari> Let's not and say we did.

Gruenberg

23-03-2006, 10:01

Discussing Japaica's DoS status (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10623680&postcount=12)

Galliam Returned: That was a LONG time ago, and he hasn't posted anything of the sort since then.
GMC Military Arms: I hate to point out the staggeringly obvious, but that's because he's been banned.

Allanea

28-04-2006, 02:51

<USFTiburon> Are you willing to submit your muffins to international inspections?

Here.

Der Angst

01-05-2006, 10:10

.* Doc_Evilonavich places a pranceing pineapple on Nathi|writings lap
* DPUO steals.
<Doc_Evilonavich> the precious pranceing pineapple!
<Rezo> A preposterous person popped up and prodded it!
<DPUO> The pretentious, presumptuous prig! I'll prod his posterios with Poseidon's posterior-prodder!

<Iesus> but we do everything with soldiers to be fair.
<Iesus> It takes 6 soldiers and a political officer to change a lightbulb in Iesus:p
<Iesus> sometimes a priest too if the lightbulb is high up:P

<Fod|CAT> Yay comic remix
<Fod|CAT> I dont like comic remix
<Fod|CAT> Speaking of which
<Fod|CAT> Ive launched a superdreadnaught into Comic space on route to Midlonia, to release a hoard of mecha-Walruses
<G-MAD> Fod, talking to you is like walking through a Dali painting...

* Dargonese looks pointedly at Lord Sauron
* Jaar points lookedly on Dargonese
* Dargonese Pooks Lointedly at Jar
* Jaar loins pookedly at Dargonese
* Dargonese does not pook Jars Loins

* Vernii is furious
<Vernii> my mother, computer illiterate as she is, managed to find her way into my porn collection
<Vernii> and then emailed her friends about it, thinking it was spyware

<Kajal> The largest amount of angst we've had over recent family deaths is related to squabbling over who gets to press the button to incinerate the dead.
<Kajal> With such statements as "You ALWAYS press the button! It's my turn!"

<Kitan> Know what Mars needs?
<Kitan> Floating citys.
<Kitan> Powered by the souls of young children.
* Sirithil points to the Illithids, and suspects they power at least *something* with kiddie souls.
<Sensori> They don't. :/
<Sensori> Children have smaller brains/minds to devour, too.
<Sirithil> Children have such energy, though.
<Sirithil> You can squeeze considerable megawattage out of innocence. >.>

* Greg-SemiHere doesnt believe the night he's had.
<Komo|EVE|Sporadic> good ? bad ? sex ?
<Greg-SemiHere> 1 and 3
* Greg-SemiHere crosses out doing an older woman off of his list. "Eight years my senior..went home with her, set up her computer..yup..wow.."
<Komo|EVE|Sporadic> " I come to clean your pool- I mean, set up your PC "

<Mei_Ikari> The random capitalisation is DLE-like, too.
<Mei_Ikari> Level one, is probably the easiest, Magick Vs. Science. It is Developing the ability to counter the Other, Scientific Laws that counter Magick, magick Spells that Counter Science. This, will probably be the easiest to Create.
<Mei_Ikari> It's horrific.
<Doc_Sleeps> it could make you sea sick

* Doc_Evilonavich throws SS in a thong at Free
* Free runs, runs away very quickly, screaming.
<Doc_Evilonavich> you know he just wants you for your hulls
<Doc_Evilonavich> he wants to RUB them
<Doc_Evilonavich> indeed he wants a FIRM HAND jim
<Doc_Evilonavich> A FIRM one

<Spizania> I think i will make a Kamikaze Antishipping UCAV
<Doc_Evilonavich> um Spizania
<Doc_Evilonavich> .."what is a missile" for 23 points

<Cassander_Drakharn> Someone set up a Ligurian Wiki?
<Cassander_Drakharn> Why?
<Mei_Ikari> Because of the rule that Wikipedia is legally obliged to contain no more useful knowledge by percentage than 4chan, Cassander?

<Yamatto> next time I'm promised a same day post I should consider C'tan rps someone called the deceiver
* Yamatto builds what looks like a giant magnet in the middle of the room, then nails Sirithil to it.
* Rezo just stares
<Yamatto> it's a C'tan trap.

<MalikCarr> However, point of the matter is, they say it works, and II goes along with it.
<Rezo> which is why 99.9% of NS 'designers' will never be engineers.
<AxisNova> You have forgotten to allow for the fact that most people in II are freshmen in public high schools.
* Mei_Ikari refuses to believe Sephrioth has been born yet at all.

<Doc_Evilinajob> god damn it my P75 was STABLE AS A ROCK
<Yamatto> bastard. my 166 had more issues than the entirety of livejournal.

<Aslan> Mecha themselves are not that bad...
<Doc_Evilonavich> yes
<Doc_Evilonavich> yes they are
<Doc_Evilonavich> they are mass ineficient
<Aslan> Combat-exoskeletons are somewhat practical
<Doc_Evilonavich> well ..yes
<Doc_Evilonavich> as is PA
<Doc_Evilonavich> but not STOMPY STOMP MECHA
<Doc_Evilonavich> which turn into fighter jets
<Doc_Evilonavich> and tanks
<Doc_Evilonavich> and subs
<Doc_Evilonavich> and a 39 piece dinner set

<Doc_Evilonavich> and the saying "OH MY GOD I HAVE A ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEAR OLD TECH BASE" thing
<Doc_Evilonavich> that is getting really
<Doc_Evilonavich> and im sorry for the pun
<Doc_Evilonavich> old.

Britmattia

01-05-2006, 10:54

Marine Sexuality Hour:
* BrotherCaptain_Falco ponders the reaction of mars to a neutral military delegation arriving at the duma and asking to be allowed to recruit from their nations.
<@Rezo> Hrm. I imagien that some people wil be annoyed by the way you get yer geneseed.
<BrotherCaptain_Falco> we only take it after they have no more use for them.
<BrotherCaptain_Falco> >.>
* BrotherCaptain_Falco doesn't hold to the no-sex for marines rule, due to frequent fluff references to Ultramarines having descendants.
<BrotherCaptain_Falco> of course most people are sensible and chalk it up to GW writers being high school dropouts, but hey, fuck it. im interpreting it literally.
<@Rezo> XD
<BrotherCaptain_Falco> blah blah blah "...and it is a source of fierce pride when a particular family can point to an ancestor who became a space marine." Codex! I win!
<@Mei_Ikari> Wait, there are heterosexual Ultramarines?
<@Mei_Ikari> When did this happen?
<@Rezo> I suspect that 'Ancestor' means 'Uncle who failed to breed properly'
<@Rezo> Well, compared to the spacedy wolves...
<BrotherCaptain_Falco> I know that rez :D but I know what the word *actually* means. so i'm abusing their illiteracy for my own purposes.
<@Rezo> XD
<@Mei_Ikari> Space Wolves like to drink and FLEX and wonder what a woman is, yes.
<BrotherCaptain_Falco> i'm just glad renate hasn't woken up and started ranting about the fists being leather boys.
* @Rezo giggles.
<@Rezo> But seriously. About every second line in a space-wolf featuring novel involves homoerotic innuendo. But somehow, they never cross the line to real action :/
<@Mei_Ikari> 'Do you want to know why they call us Imperial Fists?' 'No. I'm going over here now and if you follow me I'll call the Inquisition on your ass.' 'On my *ass*, eh?' <follows>
<BrotherCaptain_Falco> personally i'm more worried by the puppies furry tendencies than the homoerotic ones.
<@Rezo> rofl
<@Rezo> Now that you mention it...
<@Rezo> GW: We have products for EVERY minority!
<BrotherCaptain_Falco> SW visit the federation, they'd have to restrain them from chasing random members of the populace up trees.
<@Rezo> Mrm. Scary idea. (Some guy) playing 'nids and getting a hardon from CCing Space Wolves.
<@Rezo> XD
<@Mei_Ikari> So the feud between the Wolves and the Dark Angels started because Lionel Johnson called Leman Russ a filthy, dirty little yiffer and Russ bellowed 'ARE YOU IMPLYING THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?!'

GMC Military Arms

02-05-2006, 06:47

Um...

[06:46] <Imnsvale> Speaking of laser carrots, I'm going to bed.

This United State

07-05-2006, 10:31

Um'er

[19:19] <Tannelorn> Fiction isnt real.

Czardas

09-05-2006, 03:09

A word of advice: don't try to follow this if you want to keep your sanity.
[9:29pm] MassPwnage joined the chat room.
[9:29pm] * MassPwnage was granted voice by Space_Dinner.
[9:29pm] * ZSI|Stardust eats MassPwnage
[9:29pm] <Willink> RETCON
[9:29pm] <ZSI|Stardust> NOOOOEZ
[9:29pm] <MassPwnage> is eating right now
[9:29pm] <ZSI|Stardust> whips random people with a hooked flail
[9:29pm] <Willink> Willink whips Hataria at ZSI|Stardust.
[9:29pm] * ZSI|Stardust throws things at Willink
[9:29pm] * Willink ducks
[9:30pm] * ZSI|Stardust throws a cow at Willink
[9:30pm] <Willink> then tosses an M67 at Czar.
[9:30pm] <ZSI|Stardust> throws an Ogre at Willink
[9:30pm] <Willink> calls the soldiers of god to attack ZSI|Stardust.
[9:30pm] <ZSI|Stardust> throws Chuck Norris at the soldiers of God
[9:30pm] <Willink> then transforms into Jesus.
[9:30pm] <Tromb|NewEmpire> sends all Ogre Legions of the Arachonal Guard at everyone.
[9:30pm] You are now known as Jehovah.
[9:30pm] <Jehovah> Too late.
[9:30pm] Willink is now known as Jesus.
[9:30pm] <Jehovah> I pwnz j00.
[9:30pm] <Jesus> .
[9:31pm] <Jehovah> You die on the cross.
[9:31pm] MassPwnage is now known as atheist.
[9:31pm] <Jesus> Kicks Jehovah's ass
[9:31pm] <Jehovah> kicks Jesus right back
[9:31pm] <Tromb|NewEmpire> crucifies Jesus with lawn darts
[9:31pm] <Jehovah> kicks the atheist
[9:31pm] <Tromb|NewEmpire> OWN3D
[9:31pm] <Jesus> Tosses Palm Leafs at Jehovah.
[9:31pm] <Jehovah> throws Jesus overboard
[9:31pm] <Jesus> kicks the atheist.
[9:31pm] <atheist> jehovah does not exist
[9:31pm] <Jesus> walks on water.
[9:31pm] <Jehovah> nukes atheist
[9:32pm] <Jehovah> commands a miracle
[9:32pm] <Jesus> denies the order.
[9:32pm] Tromb|NewEmpire is now known as Allah.
[9:32pm] <Jehovah> kills Jesus's first born sons
[9:32pm] <Allah> destroys the infidels.
[9:32pm] <Jesus> Kick-dropps the atheist
[9:32pm] <Jehovah> drop-kicks Allah
[9:32pm] <Jesus> Smacks the Muslim out of Allah.
[9:32pm] <Allah> declares Jihad, sends holy warriors to kill Jehovah
[9:32pm] <Jehovah> Heathen!
[9:32pm] <Jehovah> declares a Crusade against Allah's Holy Warriors
[9:32pm] Allah is now known as Me.
[9:32pm] <Jesus> sends the Jews to invade Iran.
[9:33pm] Me is now known as THE.
[9:33pm] Jesus is now known as Rodney_King.
[9:33pm] THE is now known as GOddamn.
[9:33pm] <Rodney_King> gets his ass beat by the LAPD
[9:33pm] <Jehovah> rains down fiery destruction upon everyone
[9:33pm] GOddamn is now known as IhateIRC.
[9:33pm] <IhateIRC> GRAH.
[9:33pm] Rodney_King is now known as O.
[9:33pm] <Mekugi> ...
[9:33pm] <O> runs.
[9:33pm] <O> crap
[9:33pm] O is now known as OJ.
[9:34pm] <OJ> runs.
[9:34pm] IhateIRC is now known as Reagan.
[9:34pm] You are now known as Linus.
[9:34pm] <Reagan> GRAH SPACE DEFENSE
[9:34pm] <Linus> designs Linux
[9:34pm] <Reagan> LASERS FROM SPACE
[9:34pm] <OJ> notes, THE GLOVE DOES NOT FIT, YOU MUST EQUIT !
[9:34pm] You are now known as Emperor.
[9:34pm] You are now known as Emperor_Palpatine.
[9:34pm] <OJ> Lemmings.
[9:34pm] <Emperor_Palpatine> Whoops.
[9:34pm] atheist is now known as Impossibly.
[9:34pm] OJ is now known as Lemmings.
[9:34pm] Reagan is now known as Willink.
[9:34pm] <Emperor_Palpatine> blows up everyone with the death star and laughs evilly
[9:34pm] <Lemmings> walks off a cliff
[9:34pm] <Willink> Hey guys.
[9:34pm] <Lemmings> beats the shit out of Willink.
[9:34pm] You are now known as Osama_Bin_Laden.
[9:35pm] Impossibly is now known as Impossibly_Advanced_Intellectu.
[9:35pm] <Osama_Bin_Laden> nukes the World Trade Center
[9:35pm] <Lemmings> Adolf_Hitler
[9:35pm] <Mekugi> ...
[9:35pm] Lemmings is now known as Adolf_Hitler.
[9:35pm] <Willink> I CAN't BELIEVE I'M NOT WILLINK
[9:35pm] You are now known as Harry_S_Truman.
[9:35pm] <Adolf_Hitler> Exterminates Willink.
[9:35pm] Impossibly_Advanced_Intellectu is now known as I.
[9:35pm] <Harry_S_Truman> nukes Japan
[9:35pm] <Harry_S_Truman> invades Hitler's ass
[9:35pm] <TPM> lol
[9:35pm] <Harry_S_Truman> actually, that was Roosevelt.
[9:35pm] Mekugi left the chat room. (Quit: )
[9:35pm] nuke everyone
[9:35pm] Willink is now known as Bob_Lee_Swagger.
[9:35pm] You are now known as FDR.
[9:36pm] <Adolf_Hitler> Puts Harry_S_Truman in a concentration camp.
[9:36pm] <FDR> invades Hitler
[9:36pm] <Bob_Lee_Swagger> assasinates everyone.
[9:36pm] You are now known as Godzilla.
[9:36pm] <Godzilla> rampages through Tokyo
[9:36pm] <Adolf_Hitler> launches V2's at Godzilla
[9:36pm] think therefore I am
[9:36pm] <Godzilla> ducks!
[9:36pm] Bob_Lee_Swagger is now known as Hataria.
[9:36pm] <Hataria> HAY GUYS
[9:36pm] oh good lord
[9:36pm] <Hataria> BET U DIDNT KNOW IT WAS ME
[9:37pm] <Hataria> I SPY ON U JUST LIKE I SPY ON MACABEEHIVE
[9:37pm] kills hataria with a rotary saw
[9:37pm] <Hataria> DOGPILE!
[9:37pm] <Hataria> I IGNORE
[9:37pm] You are now known as Admin.
[9:37pm] <Admin> deats j00 all
[9:37pm] <Hataria> I have no idea who anyone is anymore
[9:37pm] <TPM> slaps Hataria around a bit with a large trout
[9:37pm] <Admin> ... espedcially you Hataria!
[9:37pm] <TPM> Hataria is wilinik
[9:37pm] <TPM> omg!
[9:37pm] <Hataria> LMAO
[9:37pm] am MassPwnage
[9:37pm] <Admin> slaps TPM around with a large trout... for not disguising his name beyond recognition
[9:38pm] Hataria is now known as Willink.
[9:38pm] I is now known as MassPwnage.
[9:38pm] <Willink> Sorry guys.
[9:38pm] You are now known as Czardas.
[9:38pm] <Czardas> How did you guess?

Rejistania

27-05-2006, 20:41

<Allanea> ....
<Allanea> I HATE SPYWARE
<Allanea> HATE
<Allanea> F*CKING LOATHE
* Allanea kills Israel for writing Windows

Remember that Allanea was always the most proud IE and windows user in #nsg :>

The Macabees

27-05-2006, 21:18

[5/27/2006 10:03 AM] <Temujinn> I see not liking SHBTs but some of the arguements against them are so full of holes they are fecking afghans

It was funnier at that particular time. > >

Rejistania

04-06-2006, 02:04

I just stumbled over an ooooooooooooold quote-file about the old forums. Here are some nice lines from it:

The bible said it:

<+Admiral_Kjaskar> Thats the first sign, Brett
<+Admiral_Kjaskar> The forums are working
<+Admiral_Kjaskar> The first seal has been opened!
<+Admiral_Kjaskar> THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!!

The bible said it (or not):

<+Drakonia> The forums worked! The forums worked! The world is going to end! End, I say! We are all going to die! DIE!
<+Drakonia> Oh nevermind, false alarm.
* Tor is unsure whether to breath a sigh of relief or get the Stick of Forum beating out

No News is bad news:

<+LE> so, whats new?
<@Total_n_Utter_Insanity> the forums aren't working
<@Total_n_Utter_Insanity> so nothing

Hamsters:

<+Yamatto> you know
<+Yamatto> the server tech needs to wire that hamster to it's friggin wheel

more hamsters:

* Yamatto opens a portal, steps through into the server room and kicks the hamster awake

Hungry, Hungry forums:

<+Rejis|Mathinating> The forums ate it
<+Rejis|Mathinating> They like to eat RPs
<+Nikea> they are getting fat off of all the eaten RPs
<+Nikea> which is why they are so slow

What different people on #wcc did within a short time to the forums:

* KP gives the forums an Alan Belmore kick!
* KP gives the forums a Faiwe Irafma kick!
* Rejistania give the forums a SyLy kick!
* Cockbill_Street gives the forums a Harald Axewielder kick!
* Rejistania gives the forums a Xese kick!
* Cockbill_Street gives the forums a Simon Quier kick, as Axewielder is tired
* KP injures the forums for ten points to the Maimer Gamers

And finally:

<@commerceheights> "Your message has been entered successfully"...huh? what does that mean? :P
<@Rejistania> commerceheights: It means you decaposted

Hockey Canada

05-06-2006, 01:24

<Hockey_Canada> I'm pregnant

The end of the world is upon us.

Oliverry

20-06-2006, 13:46

LE while talking about the Wiki and Politics earlier last weekend...

<LE> ...
<LE> I was just reading AO Quickinfo on the wiki
<Casari> I think you were asleep, actually
<LE> for some reason I read "Bicameral parliament" as "Bisexual parliament"
<Casari> man, LE's bugging out worse than I am

Liverpool England

28-06-2006, 03:09

[9:59am] FodNetwork: considers editing Kaenei
[10:00am] Kaenei: Let me guess -- Fod decides against?
[10:00am] FodNetwork: is considering
[10:00am] FodNetwork: is processing.
[10:00am] FodNetwork: is rendering.
[10:00am] FodNetwork: is reticulating spleens.
[10:00am] LE|Away: ...
[10:01am] DPUO: hurls FodNetwork into a pile of bricks.
[10:01am] LE|Away: stabs Fod
[10:01am] FodNetwork: is organizing career ladder.
[10:01am] You are now known as LE.
[10:01am] Indy: splines, nubcaek
[10:01am] FodNetwork: copyright infringes the Sims
[10:01am] DPUO: No, spleens. Spleens must also be reticulated.
[10:01am] Indy: and it started back with SimCity.
[10:01am] DPUO: Have YOU reticulated your spleen yet?
[10:01am] FodNetwork: Spleens need reticulation
[10:01am] FodNetwork: It was a pun
[10:01am] Sirithil: Splines.
[10:01am] Indy: lies
[10:01am] El_Sentiel: I have! [/tool]
[10:02am] Sirithil: It's *splines* that get reticulated.
[10:02am] Sirithil: Reticulating splines.
[10:02am] FodNetwork: reticulates Siri's spleen
[10:02am] Sirithil: SPLINE.
[10:02am] Indy: see? the elf knows what's up
[10:02am] FodNetwork: IT'S A PUN
[10:02am] FodNetwork: GOSH.
[10:02am] Sirithil: I hate puns. >.>
[10:02am] El_Sentiel: your a PUN
[10:02am] Indy: melts FodNetwork.
[10:02am] FodNetwork: melted things today!
[10:02am] El_Sentiel: yay!
[10:02am] DPUO: Spleens blast your eyes.
[10:02am] FodNetwork: blasts DPUO's eyes with a spleen
[10:03am] DPUO: See?
[10:03am] DPUO: Bastard with his non-reticulated spleen. Of course, it could ASPLODE at any moment.
[10:03am] LE: ...
[10:03am] FodNetwork: 's spleen ASPLODES, unreticulated
[10:03am] LE: Quote thread material.
[10:04am] FodNetwork: ew
[10:04am] FodNetwork: I hate the quote thread
[10:04am] El_Sentiel: ?
[10:04am] DPUO: Huzzah. This will add irony.
[10:04am] FodNetwork: I'll irony your face!
[10:04am] FodNetwork: runs to the bathroom
[10:04am] DPUO: defends with satire!
[10:04am] FodNetwork: fills a glass with water
[10:05am] FodNetwork: runs back
[10:05am] FodNetwork: sets glass down, runs to closet, grabs iron, runs back, plugs in, pours in water
[10:05am] FodNetwork: continues
[10:05am] FodNetwork: waits a minute
[10:05am] DPUO: has left in the intervening time.
[10:05am] FodNetwork: Lala la. . .
[10:05am] FodNetwork: OKAY GOOD
[10:05am] FodNetwork: IRONS dpuo's face
[10:05am] FodNetwork: misses
[10:05am] FodNetwork: damn.
[10:05am] DPUO: Ha! Haha! I am SUPERIOR.
[10:05am] FodNetwork: You are a lake?
[10:05am] LE: lol
[10:06am] DPUO: YUS! With a highly organised career ladder.
[10:06am] DPUO: Your career ladder is clearly chaotic in contrast.
[10:06am] FodNetwork: decieds to edit Kaenei

ElectronX

13-07-2006, 05:47

<Kaenei> I SEX CHICKENS FOR A LIVIN I CAN'T DENY IT'S FINGER-LICKIN WHEN THOSE CHICKENS START TO LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE! THEY BE FAT THEY BE DELICIOUS THEY BE OFFERING A SERVICE IT'S A SERVICE I'M ONLY HAPPY TO PROVIDE!
<Raem> I hate you so much

I fear for chicken dinners everywhere.

Khrrck

28-07-2006, 05:35

After being invited unexpectedly into a MSN chatroom by TFU...

8:32:12 PM TFU: Ok well khrrack we must plot to destory love
8:32:23 PM Khrrck: ...what
8:32:24 PM TFU: or atleast shut people up aobut there mates and boyfreinds
8:32:26 PM TFU: becuse its idiocy
8:32:28 PM Khrrck: ...what is going on here

A few moments later:

8:35:57 PM Khrrck: I dunno TFU
8:36:02 PM Khrrck: They can spell better than you can
8:36:05 PM Khrrck: :P
8:36:11 PM TFU: Thats becuse im an arrogant dislexic :P
8:36:45 PM TFU: that reminds me what chron said : The Feddies did not like earth so they became arrogant fucktards and made earth II
8:37:07 PM Khrrck: ...
8:37:13 PM Khrrck: you never cease to amaze me
8:37:31 PM TFU: I know im grate arint I ;)

Fun with Mini-Moons:

8:37:41 PM TFU: ohh we also crated mini moon to
8:37:41 PM Khrrck: That wasn't a compliment
8:37:50 PM Khrrck: ...mini moon? wtf?
8:38:07 PM TFU: its a copy of luna just a little smaller..
8:38:12 PM Khrrck: This is surreal
8:38:18 PM TFU: how so ?
8:38:58 PM TFU: although when i tryied another mini moon project it ended up crashing in to a planet
8:39:46 PM Khrrck: ...as I said
8:39:48 PM Khrrck: surreal
8:40:14 PM TFU: Thats rubbish..
8:40:24 PM TFU: its totaly possible to crash a mini luna in to a world
8:40:31 PM TFU: if you dont know what your doing
8:41:21 PM TFU: Its just pushing a plantioid with engines...
8:41:32 PM TFU: mine just happend to get snagged in to a gravity well and fall on to a planet
8:41:39 PM TFU: although the suns didnt help either

Shocking revelations:

8:42:12 PM TFU: ohh yeah and jesus married a cat
8:42:48 PM Khrrck: was it a persian cat
8:43:02 PM TFU: it was a calico
8:43:30 PM Khrrck: what size
8:43:50 PM TFU: it was long cat
8:44:01 PM TFU: it was long..
8:45:14 PM Khrrck: why was it long
8:45:45 PM TFU: I dont know as long as luna ?

Fun with a Shillelagh:

8:45:56 PM Khrrck: I have a question for you
8:46:01 PM TFU: yes?
8:46:20 PM Khrrck: are you under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol at the present time
8:46:39 PM TFU: no i just hate love right now and furries who star bragging aobut there mates and them
8:46:42 PM TFU: and how much sex theyve had
8:46:48 PM TFU: Its idiocy to even consider such stupidty as online relationships while avoiding real life furs who like you, now stop it and get smart before i hit you with a Shillelagh
8:46:54 PM TFU: yes a Shillelagh!
8:46:58 PM TFU: i want to give lennin a Shillelagh
8:47:05 PM TFU: stalin doseint deserve one
8:47:25 PM TFU: hitlar needs to be hit with a Shillelagh and marget thacher needs to flame bush
8:48:21 PM Khrrck: what if you turned bush into a bush
8:48:48 PM TFU: hed mbe flamed?
8:48:59 PM Khrrck: um, possibly
8:50:11 PM TFU: nada
8:50:23 PM Khrrck: well
8:50:29 PM Khrrck: I shall remember this chat for a long time
8:50:49 PM TFU: how so ?
8:50:49 PM Khrrck: you are quite memorable
8:50:57 PM TFU: im just talking about hitting poltichians with Shillelaghs
8:51:02 PM Khrrck: exactly
8:51:15 PM TFU: and haveing out dated people like margret thatcher hit bush..
8:51:15 PM Khrrck: now I must be going
8:51:21 PM TFU: see ya khrrack

TFU wins the Most Surreal Personage award.

The Most Glorious Hack

28-07-2006, 05:59

He can't spell "about", but he can spell fucking "shillelagh"?! WTF?

Tiburon Jolted

06-08-2006, 07:29

A fairly large collection, now released.

<TheThunderbirdWatchesFootball> Let me know what you think when you finish then.
<Neutron> “I was dreaming of you,” he replied wearily, rubbing his injury with more vigour than the impact deserved. “You were far more pleasant in the recesses of my imagination than in the seat next to mine—how cruelly I am dashed.”
<Neutron> my favourite part of it so far
<Neutron> ^.^
* TheThunderbirdWatchesFootball does his best. :)
* Neutron now notes you are a guy >.>;;

<Oz> Impossible. God has a kryptonite beard.
<Oz> That's where he gets his super powers.
<Oz> God is actually a Bizarro Krypton God.
<Oz> Heaven is actually Bizarro World.
<Oz> That's why being a regressive homophobic troglodyte will get you there.

<Firefury> Nothing like staring down particulate DEATH and seeing it has a o^_^o face

<Treznor> There will be a brief disruption of service while I transfer to the bedroom.
* Katganistan has used that word in a variety of ways. ;)
* USFTiburon chuckles. You really don't want to know where I was going with that one.
<Treznor> Well, he did live with me for the better part of three months.
<Treznor> That can scar anyone.
<Katganistan> :)
<The-Thunderbird-Idles> I fear I know not only where you were going with it, but that I'd arrived before you and made a sandwich.
<Nathicana> Oh bah. We came out of it ok. :P
<Treznor> Yes, you're in denial. ;-)
<Nathicana> No, we were already bad to begin with. *grins*
<Katganistan> No, I'm in New York. ;)
* The-Thunderbird-Idles wasn't.
* The-Thunderbird-Idles isn't. Oh, that's a poor slip that is.
<The-Thunderbird-Idles> Oh dear, oh dear ...
* USFTiburon chuckles.
<USFTiburon> Heh heh heh.
<USFTiburon> Ahahaha.
<The-Thunderbird-Idles> I may have to just shut up.
<Nathicana> Kae, did you have more fun than you're letting on out here with Trez? :P
* The-Thunderbird-Idles watches his brains melt through his ears.
* Treznor hides the used condoms.

<Manveru> Remember kids! Sex between a man and a woman can be a beautiful thing, provided you are between the right man and woman.

<Scolopendra> My best friend in KY was about five-foot even and so they gave him a SAW and two extra box magazines of ammunition.
<Sonya_Vitalis> *SNRK*
<Scolopendra> He loved it.
<Sonya_Vitalis> I would think Dart would best serve in close-quarters situations, or short-range recon. His armor does has sorta radar-absorbant coating
* Scolopendra would not be surprised if he shouted "DAKKADAKKADAKKA MO DAKKA!" on the firing range.
<Sonya_Vitalis> XD
<Katganistan> ?me goes and stands in the corner.
<Scolopendra> IS HE MORE FLAT ON TOP?
<Sonya_Vitalis> *SNRK*
<Sakkra> Well, Dart would be under Sshrrakaa then. She's into the whole silent "get in,make stab, get out" thing.
<Sonya_Vitalis> He has flat intakes! =p
<Katganistan> My best friend in KY <-- I really need sleep, I think. ;)
<Sonya_Vitalis> *SNARK*
<Scolopendra> Intakes that bulge out sort of but are more flat on top?
<Scolopendra> For stealth?
<Sonya_Vitalis> Well, he flaps
<Scolopendra> Another Ziotah classic moment.
<USFTiburon> FOR STEALTH!
<Sonya_Vitalis> *snicker*
<Mei_Ikari> THE INTAKES ARE INTERNAL
<Sonya_Vitalis> XD
<Sonya_Vitalis> Well, his G-diffuser is XP
<USFTiburon> Haven't I seen the letter combination KY before?
<Sonya_Vitalis> XDXDXDXD
<Mei_Ikari> USF: You were very drunk at the time and Carlos was near.
<Sakkra> Tales have been told.
<USFTiburon> Google search has enlightened me. You know, there's a funny story about that in chemistry class involving the professor and erlenmeyer flasks... but this is for another time.
<Sakkra> Alright. So what have we learned here?
<USFTiburon> 462.
<Scolopendra> 1) Boobs are awesome.
<Sakkra> Whee!
<Katganistan> Yay!
<Scolopendra> 2) Kat is a sicko when it comes to any mention of the letter grouping KY.
<USFTiburon> Scolo: That's the Linear Line Theorem.
* Katganistan giggles
<Mei_Ikari> 3) Godzilla > Mothra but Mothra > Rhodan
<Scolopendra> 3) Hilarity causes Fury to span more faces thusly. <Sonya_Vitalis> XDXDXDXD
<Scolopendra> Spawn, even.
<Sakkra> A valuable lesson indeed.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Yeah, pretty much XD
<Scolopendra> 4) Titties and beer, titties and beer. Thank Gawd Almighty fer titties and beer.
<USFTiburon> Beer drunk from titties!
<Sonya_Vitalis> *flips through old CGs* ... I remember why I love and loathe the tails on my dragon models now
<Sakkra> Sign me up!
<Mei_Ikari> *Thy Lord Urushihara approves due to presence of titties.
<Sakkra> I just had so many ta-ta related things run through my head just now they all jammed up and now I got an aneurism.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Oro!
<USFTiburon> Best way to go, Sakkra.
* Mei_Ikari pulls out the pronographone and X-rays Sakkra's skull with it. Then gets the FF: Spirits Within LAYZOR MEDICAL THINGUS and zaps the pron before it can grow and mutate.
<Sakkra> Oh! And before I forget.....
<Sakkra> WANG!
<Mei_Ikari> Wang is inferior.
<Sakkra> LIAT!
<USFTiburon> Yours, perhaps, Mei.
<Sakkra> Oh triple snap!
<Mei_Ikari> Wang cannot destroy 3 walls.
<USFTiburon> No, I don't suppose yours could.
<Sakkra> Errr...depends on the wang and its wielder.
<Sakkra> ANYWAYS! Back to the ta-tas! Or perhaps actually pltzing?
* USFTiburon nods. The longer the sword, generally the more powerful the function.
* Mei_Ikari hasn't tested if titties can, but uses CREATIONIST LOGIC to show that because yours can't, mine must be absolutely true and factual PRAAAAAAAAAAISE JAYYYYYSIS
<Scolopendra> Sakkra, you've long since been stripped of your rank of wang officer for dereliction of duty.
<Sonya_Vitalis> So who became the replacement wang officier?
<USFTiburon> In which case, I'm probably only second to Fire here.
<Mei_Ikari> Carlos.
<Scolopendra> You.
* Scolopendra runs.
<Sakkra> I was retired as a champion!
<USFTiburon> Fire: You.
<USFTiburon> You have the longest sword in the group.
* Movodor|Pirates has joined #scoloscrib
<Mei_Ikari> No, that's Fire: the You for the White Wolf bonus.
* Nathicana sets mode: +v Movodor|Pirates
* Sakkra gives Fury the FISH EYE OF SUSPICION!
<Sonya_Vitalis> Demolish the competition in the "MY STEEL PENISES WILL PROTECT ME!" one time, and I'll never live it down, huh? =p
<Movodor|Pirates> zomg, Sakkra!
* Mei_Ikari gives Sakkra the Trousers of Unholy Strength.
<USFTiburon> Fire, that sword is a point of pride.
<USFTiburon> It's longer than mine, and quite honestly, my sword is both long and broad.
<Sakkra> Lo! My pants are mighty!
<Scolopendra> Anyway, Fury is now wang officer whilst Sakkra is now the colonel in charge of the Breast Observation Operations Battalion Service.
<Mei_Ikari> Tib: Long and broad and rigid?
<Katganistan> I once nearly had a car accident because whilst driving with my mom, this one guy cut us off and another two or three refused to let us get over to the right....
<Sonya_Vitalis> Can I retire and let someone else be wang officer?
<Sakkra> I accept this position with pride. Also, a woody.
<Mei_Ikari> brb!
* Mei_Ikari has quit IRC (Quit: Hungry for worrrrrrrms?' 'No, hungry for wooooooords!)
* Nathicana has missed yous guys. *hugs all*
<USFTiburon> It is wood that will not bend.
* Nathicana is now known as Nathi|crashed
<USFTiburon> Gah. Mei has left.
<USFTiburon> Night, Nathi.
<Katganistan> and she yelled, "What, would their dicks fall off if they let you go first?"
<Scolopendra> Fury: You may pass the Wang Officership to either Kat or Nathi.
* Mei_Ikari has joined <channel>
* Nathi|crashed sets mode: +v Mei_Ikari
<Sonya_Vitalis> What about Mei?
* Katganistan hugga Mei and Nathi
<USFTiburon> Kat: With stereotypical accent? Please let there be a stereotypical accent.
<Scolopendra> Mei is totally a guy who pretends to be a lesbian. Far too creepy.
<Mei_Ikari> LESBIANS IN UNIFORM ARE THE KEY TO AIR POWER
<Sakkra> What an odd way to string words together.
* Mei_Ikari is actually only 50% that.
<USFTiburon> Mei, lesbians in uniform are potential power.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Wait, so the other half is a woman pretending to be a gay guy?
<USFTiburon> But out of uniform, they represent a forward projection that is key to military hegemony.
<Scolopendra> Either way. I am the law and the law says Nathi or Katganistan. Trials by jello wrestling are permissible.
<Mei_Ikari> The remainder is mostly gravel.
<USFTiburon> So who fought the law...?
<Sakkra> So Scolo. We going with 'Immigrants who are terrorists beget terrars during talks' idea?
<Scolopendra> Works for me.
<Sakkra> Huzzah!
* Sonya_Vitalis passes the wang officership to Nathi!
* Sakkra pops the cork on a bottle of crappy champagne.
<Scolopendra> She should handle that well.
<Katganistan> USF, I am afaid not. Which is why I nearly crashed -- I did NOT expect that language from my MOTHER, who considers "He is a freaking idiot!" to be vile swearing.
<USFTiburon> She should be fairly skilled in the art of wang.
<Scolopendra> With a firm grip and a steady hand, she will certainly have all the experience required to bring it off well.
* Mei_Ikari throws the atomic punstick at Scolo.
<Sonya_Vitalis> *sets off fireworks to celebrate Nathi's new position* http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/TM-LL02.JPG
<Sakkra> this conversation borders on lecherous hilarity.
<Scolopendra> Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
<USFTiburon> When /doesn't/ it, Sakk?
<Scolopendra> As long as we don't get punched in the Sakk, life is good.
<Sakkra> Dunno. When we all get totally pissed-up and pass out?
<Mei_Ikari> The punstick is a punji stick with James Bond one-liners engraved on it in Hebrew. It is a sacred relic of early Jewish tomfoolery.
<USFTiburon> The only thing that's really going to start pissing up is Nathi, given her new elevated... ah... status.
<CetaCylon> But...
<Scolopendra> Seriously. Everyone saw that one coming.
<USFTiburon> No buts, Ceta!
<USFTiburon> This is not the time for your but games!
* Scolopendra makes connections that were probably unintended in his mind. Giggles.
<Movodor|Pirates> You're all horrible.
<Sonya_Vitalis> XD

* Nathi|crashed pauses in heading upstairs to read back up, and giggles muchly. "I'll do my best to uphold my position." :P
<Scolopendra> Or to keep your position upheld?
<Sakkra> SWEET JEBUS MAKE IT STOP! AIEEE!
<Sonya_Vitalis> Keep it up, Nathi!
<Scolopendra> It's self-supporting with the right stimulation.
<USFTiburon> Stand tall with pride, Nathi.
* Sakkra feels the helmet crack under the strain of hemmorhaging blood-vessels.
<Sonya_Vitalis> It's hard, but I'm sure you can do it!
<Sakkra> Har!
* Nathi|crashed sa-lutes and makes with the usual gesture to accompany expected response.
<Nathi|crashed> Only worth it when it's hard, Fury. :P
<USFTiburon> Harder work makes for greater pleasure, after all.
<Sakkra> Harder! faster! More gunpowder!
<Nathi|crashed> A definite pleasure to serve, aye. ;)
<USFTiburon> Still, Nathi, there's no need to be so rigid. Loosen up a bit after you settle down in your pace at work.
<USFTiburon> Keeping a rigid frame of mind just creates more tension later.
<Mei_Ikari> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/Arty.jpg
* Sonya_Vitalis damn near falls off her chair in hysterics
<Nathi|crashed> I think I have it well in hand, Tib. No worries.
<Scolopendra> Plus too much tension makes Sakk turn blue.
* Movodor has joined <channel>
* Nathi|crashed sets mode: +v Movodor
<Sakkra> Too late!
* Sakkra looks in the mirror at the delightful shade of indigo staring back.
<Scolopendra> Oh dear. There can be only one treatment for a blue Sakk.
<Nathi|crashed> Release.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Don't come down too hard on Sakk, guys
<Nathi|crashed> May we ... help you with that?
<Sakkra> Leave my Sakk out of it!
<Movodor> You..all...just...gah
<Scolopendra> We've got Mov by the Sakk.
<Sonya_Vitalis> XD
<Nathi|crashed> Unrepentant to the end. Yus.
* Movodor cries.
* Movodor_Alarin has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Sakkra> Hoo hee haa ha ha!
<Mei_Ikari> The nut, Sakk?
<USFTiburon> Nathi, I suggest that you help with the Sakk problems.
* Movodor is now known as Movodor_Alarin
<Sonya_Vitalis> XDXDXDXDXDXD
<USFTiburon> You are, after all, the officer.
<Sakkra> I have problems in the Sakk?
<Nathi|crashed> Indeed. I think I need to get right to the base of the problem, and work from there.
<Sakkra> I will acquiesce to your treatment methods.
<Scolopendra> Work your way to the top, and then back down again to make sure.
<Nathi|crashed> I think you'll find me to be a very hands-on sort of officer. *nods sagely* Amongst other things.
<Scolopendra> I want this to be a top-to-bottom operation.
<USFTiburon> It requires a bit of escalation, true, but...
<Sakkra> All in the name of good mental health i'm sure.
<Sakkra> All in the name of good mental health i'm sure.
<Sonya_Vitalis> How much longer until 80,000 rpm?
<Nathi|crashed> Repeat as neccessary, Scolo. Thoroughness is the key to air power ans all.
<Mei_Ikari> About 3 seconds.
<USFTiburon> If only the guys at NATO had this much fun with each other.
<Scolopendra> Indeed. A stroke of luck.
<Mei_Ikari> California's currently excavating Freud's grave and looking to install his coffin inside a turbine to power the entire united states.
<Sakkra> Gaah! *dies from pun-assault*
<Sonya_Vitalis> Florida needs a dedicated wang officer, come to think of it
<Scolopendra> Oh dear. Our Sakk needs to be replenished.
* Nathi|crashed figures a way to keep up the good work whilst sleeping. Is certain can manage somehow. I'm very dedicated that way. :P
<Sakkra> We salute your dedication!
<USFTiburon> Firm in principle to the end, Nathi- just as an officer should be.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Are we saluting the lower head?
* Nathi|crashed wonders how many shots off I can get on that salute? :P
<Scolopendra> No, we raise our heads in salute.
<Mei_Ikari> The kneeling salute?
<Nathi|crashed> 21-gun salute, I was thinking. Though we seem to be a little short on numbers ...
<Scolopendra> Fury counts for seven.
<Sakkra> I forget how many rounds i've discharged today already. I'll have to check my log.
<USFTiburon> It's okay. I have the power of three.
<Mei_Ikari> 'He was greeted by a kneeling ovation.'
<USFTiburon> Sakkra, I would suggest cleaning the ordinance before meeting with an officer.
<Nathi|crashed> Hydration is also the key to air power. And on that note, I trundle off to bed. ;)
<Sonya_Vitalis> Why do I count for 7? o_O Am I some kinda hydra?
<Sakkra> Aye aye!
<Scolopendra> You're the one who keeps sprouting more laughy-faces.
<Sonya_Vitalis> *SNRK*
<Scolopendra> Don't ask me.
<Mei_Ikari> Tib: You mean you have to wax the shaft and polish the muzzle and stock?
<Scolopendra> I just get things straightened out.
<Sakkra> Axle grease for that.
<USFTiburon> All those faces need heads to match, after all.
<USFTiburon> Keep the inside of the shaft well maintained for proper rate of fire, yes, Mei.
<Mei_Ikari> It is a technician's duty to honour his tool and keep it rigid.
<Scolopendra> The right tool for the job, eh? Thank goodness they're so common.
<Scolopendra> Nearly half the population has one!
<USFTiburon> A well armed populace to help the defense of the nation?
<Scolopendra> As long as they're willing to stand up for their rights.
<Mei_Ikari> It's adaptable, durable and easily stowed in a zip-up container, plastic cover or in any of the regular stowage comparments.
<Scolopendra> A little bit of lubrication and things will just keep pumping along just fine.
<Mei_Ikari> Just don;t try putting it in your webbing.
* Sakkra whistles while he shines his weapon.
<USFTiburon> You know, I was reading this book, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance...
<USFTiburon> And I was thinking.
<Scolopendra> Wow, that's a first.
<USFTiburon> If there was any zen involved in machine maintenance...
<USFTiburon> Quite. I tend to think when reading good books.
<USFTiburon> Not shit.
<USFTiburon> Anyways.
<Sakkra> Hoot!
<USFTiburon> Wouldn't weapons maintenance require more philosophy?
<Scolopendra> Honk!
<Sonya_Vitalis> Congrats guys, you've made a friend of my spew water at her screen twice! =D
<Sakkra> Victory!
<Sonya_Vitalis> *mine, rather
<USFTiburon> I take pride in my work and in my weapons.
<Scolopendra> We pwnz0r bitch35.
* Sakkra does a soft-shoe of JUSTICE!
<Mei_Ikari> Is your weapon bolt or pump-action?
<USFTiburon> It's fully automatic.
<Sakkra> Pneumatic.
<USFTiburon> Bitch.
<Mei_Ikari> Lies, only women's actions cycle on their own.
<Scolopendra> So it goes off each time you push the trigger, eh?
<Scolopendra> Sounds inconvenient.
<USFTiburon> It's a powerful machine.
<Sonya_Vitalis> I assume we're talking about handhelds and not mounted equipment
<Sakkra> Must take quite a bit of maintanence.
<USFTiburon> Most people can't handle such weaponry.
<Mei_Ikari> Fury, some taskes do require crew-served equipment.
* Katganistan has quit IRC (Quit: )
* Scolopendra calls in the cavalry?
<USFTiburon> Mei: Those require bigger shafts than even my weapon.
<Sakkra> that's a whole different animal there.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Tib- It may be powerful, but how many rounds can it fire before requiring maitenance?
<Mei_Ikari> Those tasks are serious business. When a crew is serving the equipment, all manner of things can happen. It can get very hairy.
<Scolopendra> Whole different animal, yes, but the mane attraction.
* Sakkra dies.
<Scolopendra> A second time.
<Sakkra> Yea, the punstick has done me in again.
<Scolopendra> As opposed to the funstick.
<Sakkra> Whoot!
<USFTiburon> Fire: I've never counted, honestly- it's been more than enough to handle the situations I've been in thus far.
<Mei_Ikari> Sonya: The weapon must be serviced prior to the firing of any load.
<Scolopendra> He lies. It probably requires hands-on maintenance between every shot.
<CetaCylon> Either that or it's never been used in the field.
<USFTiburon> Scolo, this isn't one of your badly-made Russian rifles.
* Mei_Ikari ^5s Scolo.
<Sakkra> Antiquated match-fire weapon you say?
<Scolopendra> Ceta: Fields, probably not. Gutters... maybe.
<USFTiburon> This is modern tech through and through. AC-130 material.
<Scolopendra> But mostly I figure it's only been test-fired without sufficient outside collaberation.
<CetaCylon> No doubt it misfires and jams more often than it actually works.
<Mei_Ikari> The only weapon known to not need service between firing is the modern muzzle-loaders your WANG will be engaged against. They are able to fire many times in rapid succession, provided you don't shoot too soon.
<Scolopendra> Well, there are reports that it sometimes glows red-hot...
<Sakkra> The barrel gets pitted and warped with continuous use?
<Scolopendra> Quite. And being... unselective concerning targets can lead to unwanted discharge.
<USFTiburon> This is a beam weapon, my friends. Continuous fire.
<USFTiburon> And Tiburonese beam weapons are second to none.
<Sonya_Vitalis> But that can't be practical in certain situations
<Scolopendra> You may want to get that checked, Tib.
<Mei_Ikari> You mean they're almost useless?
* Makou has quit IRC (Quit: Big damn truck)
<Sakkra> Beam weapon schmeam weapon. I'll take my 90mm six-xhot personal cannon any day.
<Scolopendra> Cream of the crop?
<USFTiburon> Liquid-action, probably.
<Sakkra> You could say that.
<Sonya_Vitalis> So how much of this is hitting the quotes thread, anyhow?
<Sakkra> All of it I wager.
<Scolopendra> I was wondering that myself.
* Mei_Ikari thinks we'd all get arrested for that.
<CetaCylon> Can't imagine why.
<Sonya_Vitalis> It's just juvenille wang humor and gun innuendo!
<Sakkra> The Innuendo Police will be stopping by shortly.
<Scolopendra> Because it's improper to get your guns out in public.
<Sakkra> I'm not permitted to brandish my weapon within city limits.
* Scolopendra invites Fury into his brain for tea. Not roofies.
* Sonya_Vitalis ^5s Scolo
<USFTiburon> I have the whole thing saved, but posting the whole thing at once would probably destroy the thread.
<USFTiburon> It would have plateaued.
<Scolopendra> THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Because if you have two you have one too many.
<Sonya_Vitalis> And three is just right out
<Scolopendra> Although the logistics of such a thing could be interesting.
<Scolopendra> I figure it would be a matter of positioning and timing, just as all logistics inevitably turn out to be but more so.
<Mei_Ikari> No, two's company, three's an orgy.
<Sakkra> ORGYYYYYY!
<Sonya_Vitalis> If three's an orgy, what the fuck is four?
<USFTiburon> Only 3?
<Sonya_Vitalis> Orgy +1?
<Mei_Ikari> Four is happy funtimes.
<USFTiburon> I was under the assumption that an orgy was 5+.
<USFTiburon> Meh.
<Scolopendra> Four people in a room together whilst not wearing shoes is an orgy in the state of Missouri.
<Mei_Ikari> You have a high orgy threshold.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Well fuck Missouri!
<Sakkra> That would be an orgy.
* Mei_Ikari fucks Miss Ouri.
<USFTiburon> Mei: Wikipedia does, not me.
<Mei_Ikari> Whoever she is.
<Movodor_Alarin> mental institution! the lot of you!
<Sakkra> Whoo hoo!
<Scolopendra> That doesn't sound pleasant at all. Unlike some, I -can- tell a hole in the ground from... well...
<Sonya_Vitalis> Party in the rubber room!
<Sakkra> Orgy!
<Mei_Ikari> Yes, and Wikipedia is known to have the accuracy of a blind, horny student in a hole factory.
<Scolopendra> Once again, we have Mov by the Sakk.
<Sakkra> Straight-jacket neeky-fun sounds interesting and different. I'll ask the wifey about that.
* Scolopendra spins the Sakk around.
<Sakkra> Yo!
<Scolopendra> Do the twist!
<USFTiburon> That's a fair point, Mei.
<Sakkra> I can make funny balloon animals!
<USFTiburon> Whoa, Scolo, have respect for the Sakk.
<Sonya_Vitalis> I would think twisting the Sakk would be kinda painful
<USFTiburon> Otherwise the Sakk will not come to respect you.
<Scolopendra> I'm not breakin' the Sakk.
<Sakkra> The Sakk is a durable thing. A little twisting will not bring its rule to an end.
* Scolopendra busts the Sakk.
<Sakkra> Nasty.
<Sonya_Vitalis> You broke it, you buy it!
<Scolopendra> For doing zero in a ninety-mile-per-hour zone.
<Sakkra> *trumpet* Waa waa waa waaaaa.
<Scolopendra> Let's see, what's this in your glovebox? TEABAGS?!
<Sakkra> I love teabags in the morning!
<Scolopendra> I bet you like 'em at night too!
<Sakkra> Anytime is the right time!
<Movodor_Alarin> Did Scolo invent some new drug or something?
<Sakkra> Dip it in hot water and get to some yummy night-time tastyness.
<USFTiburon> Yes, but the stash is gone.
<Sonya_Vitalis> I think this calls for tactical application of rum. *kitchen raid*
<Sakkra> I just don't sleep right without a good teabag.
<Scolopendra> Rum + Wenches == Too Much Rock For One Hand.
<Sirithil> ZOMG! It's Sakkra!
* Sirithil curls up on the lizard-lap.
<Scolopendra> I hand out teabags to all my FPS buddies to stimulate them towards fighting better.
<Sakkra> WHere! Sweet Jebus!
<Sirithil> Right there!
* Sirithil points.
<Movodor_Alarin> do Sakkrans even _have_ laps?
<Sirithil> Yes.
<Sirithil> Yes they do.
<Scolopendra> They have legs.
<Sakkra> Oh yah! Like a plush leather recliner.
* Scolopendra gives Mov a teabag.
* Movodor_Alarin has his own.
<USFTiburon> Anyway. It's been fun discussing the merits of weaponry, Nathi's new promotion, and liquids, but I must sleep.
<USFTiburon> Oh, and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance is a horrible book.
<Sakkra> Good snoozing to ya.
<USFTiburon> Sucked ass.
<Movodor_Alarin> Tib's a deserter!
<Mei_Ikari> Make sure to keep your mounting rail clean.
<Sakkra> Grease that rascal!
<USFTiburon> Goes without saying.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Oooh, that's good. A bit mroe potent than the daiquiries One makes though
* USFTiburon is now known as USFAsleep
<Sirithil> Tib: Well, *yeah*. Mismatch of the century. For his next trick, the author will write Teddy Bears and Chainsaws, a Match Made in Heaven.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Aren't they?
<Sonya_Vitalis> I mean-! >_>
<Sirithil> I suppose they *could* be.
* Sonya_Vitalis isn't sociopathic. Not at all!
<Scolopendra> Fury: Triple Sec + Orange Juice.
<Sirithil> But they'r enot generally associated with one another.
<Sirithil> Wait, Nathi got promoted?
* Movodor_Alarin hurls an empty can of VB at Fury's face.
<Scolopendra> She is now Wang Officer.
<Sakkra> Yes!
<USFAsleep> She's Chief Wang Officer now.
<Scolopendra> Meanwhile, Sakkra is in charge of BOOBS.
<Sirithil> Does that mean she gets to fire the Bosnian?
<Sakkra> I vow to uphold my position with the pride and lechery in which it was offered!
<USFAsleep> Siri: It tries to talk about the philosophical nature of maintaining bikes, whether you should bring them in to the mechanic or do it yourself.
* Mei_Ikari wants to be in charge of boobs. Waaa.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Whoo, that IS a bit stronger than the ones my sister makes
<USFAsleep> Shotgun pussy.
<Mei_Ikari> Laserdick!
* Scolopendra puts Mei in charge of BOOBS Fuzzy Branch.
<Scolopendra> Cockfascist.
* Mei_Ikari yays. Also supervises all symmetrical docking.
<Movodor_Alarin> *Entire_Furry_Community pounces Mei.
* Mei_Ikari shoots half and snuggles the rest.
<USFAsleep> I believe Zephram Cochrane summed the book up best. "Typical rhetorical nonsense."

(This continues, but to a much darker conversation. Omitted to preserve humor.)

Rejistania

11-08-2006, 00:35

<@DracheK> Weren' you gonna go get drunk and stare at binary porn?
<@Jon> I don't drink. And all porn is binary, you just have a kind monitor.

Scolopendra

25-08-2006, 22:34

<Sirocco> So... anyone around?
<Sirocco> What the hell, I'll just put it in.
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Go for it
<Sirocco> It is in.
<Scolopendra> Out of context, that is quite amusing.
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> *snark*
Best left out of context.

Tiburon Jolted

28-08-2006, 18:45

<Tsaraine> Kim Jong Il is the II RPer of Asia
<Tsaraine> Iran is also an II RPer. "I ARE SO BIG ENOUGH FOR NOOKZ!!!1"

Modern world affairs.

<Aliria> Can you pour some mayo over me?

I don't think this was even taken out of context.

* Mei_Ikari makes everyone some ham and cheese sandwiches. Carefully defines the edge of the bread using laser precision breadmaking techniques, gene-mods the ham to be extra delicious and optimises the cheesemaking process with modern computers. The sandwich is assembled in a sterile, dust-free environment using robotic manipulators to ensure bread alignment is correct.

<Mei_Ikari> Night!
<USFTiburon> Nighto.
* Sunset_ pets his pussy.
<Sunset_> Cat.

Rejistania

17-09-2006, 15:57

Random insanity in #nssport
<+commerceheights> so if you’re not Karelan, what are you doing in #templeofkarela? :P
< Bazalonia> She's making TuxBot is under control. These Tuxes can be very.. welll world dominating evil dictators
<+Rejistania> I have to take care of TuxBot since it has not come to age yet
<+commerceheights> so upgrade it to 2.6, it’s not like it’s HURDBot :P
< Bazalonia> HURD?
<+Rejistania> err, commerceheights, Linux isn't 21 years old...
<+Rejistania> HURD will be the best OS ever when it will be released
<+commerceheights> it’s 15, it doesn’t need a babysitter :P
<+Rejistania> it will be released in half a year (since 1990)
<+Rejistania> This version has some non-standard modules which makes it want to karelize the world since it feels attacked by it
<+commerceheights> so remove them?
<+Rejistania> It defends against tampering with its kernel
<+Rejistania> I tried one time and TuxBot karelized me so much that I thought 9-0-1 is horribly attacking
<+commerceheights> shut it down?
< Bazalonia> EMP!
< Bazalonia> Then it has to!
<+commerceheights> do you really think a Karelan bot wouldn’t build itself an EMP shield? :P
< Bazalonia> Good point... You could try overloading it with Takil...
<+commerceheights> where does it get power?
* Bazalonia dresses up as Santa_Baz
< Bazalonia> Ho Ho Ho... Santa_Baz is here
* Bazalonia has a new pair of takil-proof sensor array
< Bazalonia> Tuxie, your old takil-proof sensor array is getting drained you need a new one
< TuxBot> oh right
< Bazalonia> Here's your new sensor array
* Bazalonia hands it to Tuxie
* TuxBot asks in the Temple, whether this is okay
* Bazalonia assures the Temple that it is
* commerceheights points out to the Temple that determining if a program is Takil-infested is undecidable :P
* TuxBot forks a temporary instance
* TuxBot 2 tries the sensor array
* commerceheights hopes the sensor array produces an infinite loop
< Bazalonia> Don't you Trust Santa_Baz?
* TuxBot 2 feels unbelieveable amounts of Takil
* TuxBot 2 MUST DEFEND!
* Bazalonia rips off his disguise and starts to attack Tuxie 2
* commerceheights slaps Santa_Baz around a bit with a large trout for not making an infinite loop in the sensor array
* TuxBot 2 DEFENDS with all the might of a TuxBot
< Bazalonia> Well, It still wouldn't matter
* TuxBot 1 DEFENDS its 2nd instance
<+commerceheights> it wouldn’t?
< Bazalonia> Ch, Santa_Baz didn't make that. You know I don't think he exists
* TuxBot 1 thinks this is okay and unifies the instances
* TuxBot feels attacked!
* TuxBot builds a HUGE WALL OF KARELIN around it
* commerceheights destroys the HUGE WALL OF KARELIN, as it has no defensive capabilities
< Bazalonia> Assuming, of course, Santa_Baz is male which as I stated before. I don't think exists
* TuxBot feels attacked by the KARELIN!
< TuxBot> OH MY GOD!
* Bazalonia lobs a ball over the wall just for shits and giggles
<+commerceheights> you mean the one I destroyed? that doesn’t take much effort :P
* Rejistania sees the wall being deflected by the sheer amount of Karela
<+commerceheights> Karela? where?
< TuxBot> OH NO!
< TuxBot> I AM DIEING!
<+Rejistania> 11:15 * TuxBot builds a HUGE WALL OF KARELIN around it
<+Rejistania> here is the Karela
<+commerceheights> you keep quoting that
<+commerceheights> that’s KARELIN, not Karela
<+Rejistania> karelin is a substance, which is incorporated karela
<+commerceheights> I thought he was a wrestler
* TuxBot ENCRYPTS its hard disk with a 2 Megabyte key
* commerceheights wonders where TuxBot stores the 2 MB key
< TuxBot> YOU ALL WANT TO ATTACK ME!
* Bazalonia manages to use a Sikiren Invisibility cloak to enter the Karelin wall and duplicate his hard drive
* TuxBot doesn't tell because then you could access me
* commerceheights builds a large electromagnet and puts it near TuxBot—why would I need to access you? :P
* TuxBot DEFENDS! against it
* commerceheights COUNTER-DEFENDS! and runs some current through the electromagnet, wiping TuxBot’s hard drive
* TuxBot 's hard drive is protected by pure karela so you can not wipe it.
< TuxBot> And if you try, it restores itself due to sikiren magic
* commerceheights attacks TuxBot’s hard drive with pure Takil so you cannot restore it :P
* Bazalonia uses the Physical attraction of the Tux against the electromagnet to open a panel with a screen of pure Takilin to attack the Karelan defenses
* commerceheights got a bit too close to TuxBot while setting up the electromagnet :S
* TuxBot feels threatened when commerceheights approaches and shoots him
* commerceheights wears an amulet of reflection
* TuxBot feels threatened when Bazalonia approaches and shoots him as well
* TuxBot zaps a wand of ice in commerceheights's direction
* Bazalonia pulls out a can of Karelin a sprays it and goes through the mist towards TuxBot
< TuxBot> YOU ALL ARE ATTACKING ME!
< TuxBot> YOU ALL ARE ATTACKING ME!
* TuxBot kernel-panics
<+Bazalonia> We are not, the new sensor must have gone crazy
* commerceheights pulls a parka out of a Space Bag and puts it on
* Bazalonia takes out the HD while Tux is confused
* Bazalonia and replaces it with a takilised Linux kernel
* commerceheights , after defending against all of TuxBot’s distractions, completes the attack with pure Takil
< TuxBot> Huh?
< TuxBot> Who am I?
< TuxBot> Where am I?
< TuxBot> WHERE IS FOOD?!?!
* Bazalonia give Tux a Barra
* TuxBot munches it, but thinks it's a bit few
< TuxBot> who AM i?
<+Bazalonia> You are A TuxBot
<+commerceheights> an Imdilan TuxBot from Casari
< TuxBot> What is imdila?
< TuxBot> what is TuxBot?
< TuxBot> what is Casari?
* Bazalonia takes Tuxies old HD and tries to decrypt the HD
<+Bazalonia> (in his lair)
* Rejistania notes that by current means it'd take more than the age of the universe to decrypt by brute force... Tuxie was pretty paranoid
* Bazalonia bahs in disgust and returns
< TuxBot> WHY IS NO ONE GIVING ME FOOD?!?
* commerceheights notes that by then, he won’t have to use current means :P
<+Bazalonia> Maybe I can help you. You may have locked some of your memory away I'll need a to get access to you to find the key
* Bazalonia gives Tuxie 2 Barramundi's as an incentive
* TuxBot munches them, feels better
<+TuxBot> You mean.... these cryptical things in my brain which make no sense?
<+Bazalonia> That's probably it. Download it to my thumb key and I may be able to unlock it for you.
* Bazalonia hands Tux the thumbdrive
* TuxBot tries accessing it and downloads all the cryptic stuff up there
* commerceheights gives TuxBot a can of caffeine with Imdilan additives
<+Bazalonia> I'll need to do some work on it but I think I'll be able to re-couperate some memory from this. I'll be back
< TuxBot> good!
* Bazalonia takes the thumbdrive back to his lair and is temporarily shocked as the drive also contains some Tuxie pron
<+Rejistania> TuxBot?!?!
< TuxBot> yes?
<+Rejistania> You have filmed when I was drunk and put on the penguin-suit?
< TuxBot> I don't remember
* Bazalonia decrpyts Tuxbots old drive and stairs intensely at the image entitled "Mounting the Hard Drive"
* commerceheights wonders why there’s an image for that
* Bazalonia notes that is a Tuxie Pr0n image
* Bazalonia filters out some of the later and unsavoury Karelan memories and then returns the memories on a DVD disc
<+Bazalonia> Load those up...
* Rejistania wonders if that is food as well?
<+Bazalonia> No... DVD's are not food.
< TuxBot> bah, against wrong instance
* commerceheights wonders how often Rejis eats DVDs :P
< TuxBot> what else to do with them?
<+Rejistania> well, commerceheights, there are a lot of weird abbreviations on ramen packages
<+Rejistania> And I know DVD primarily by the older meaning: Depp vom Dienst
<+Bazalonia> Okay well, Tux let me see If I can find the drive for this thing. You are sure to have a drive for it somewhere
<+Rejistania> translated this means something like: resident Idiot
< TuxBot> okay
* Bazalonia finds the drive somewhere on Tuxes body and loads the DVD into the drive
<+Bazalonia> You should be able to find the memories now. Just load them up onto the Hard Drive
* TuxBot finds memories of tuxpr0n
* TuxBot finds more memories of tuxpr0n
<+Bazalonia> Is that all you've got in there?
* TuxBot finds memories of fscking with the BSD-daemon
* Bazalonia thinks this is more information than he wanted to know
* TuxBot finds memories of fscking with JonBot and for a strange reason knows who JonBot is
* TuxBot for some strange reason knows that it is a Luser-Eating Robotic Tux
< TuxBot> it=TuxBot
<+Bazalonia> not JonBot
<+Bazalonia> who is JonBot if not a Luser-eating Robotic Tux?
* TuxBot remembers Tuxpr0n near the Temple of Karea, but has no idea what that was
<+commerceheights> JonBot is a Luser-Eating Robotic Jon?
* commerceheights would rather not see Tuxpr0n when he goes to worship Karea :S
<+Rejistania> jonBot is a rather quiet bot, who prefers trying to convert Lusers over and over again instead of eating them
* TuxBot tries to find the temple, realizes, it is the Temple of Karela and waddles there
* commerceheights gives TuxBot a case full of caffeine bottles with Imdilan additives
* TuxBot drinks them and feels more defensive, despite not having known it felt attacking before
* TuxBot learns in the temple that it used to be a Karelan TuxBot and about the glory of Karela
<+Bazalonia> I thought I removed that place from your.. I mean.. yeah I think I'll be quiet now
* TuxBot decides that it is a good idea to become a karelan bot
* commerceheights detonates the self-destruct device placed within TuxBot while it didn’t know what it was
* Bazalonia curses himself for being sickened by all that TuxPr0n
* TuxBot explodes in the Temple of Karela, the priests and monks defended against that and recreate TuxBot so it is a moral TuxBot again
* Bazalonia kills commerceheights for undoing all his hard work
* commerceheights is killed
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Rejistania

15-10-2006, 13:27

<+Chibi-Daniel_Masaki> That's what the UN should do...
<+Chibi-Daniel_Masaki> should IGNORE Israel for their many nukes too...
<+IdioC> Or the UN reps could pass notes between themselves when Annan's speaking...
<+IdioC> "Bring that note here, France... 'Israel thinks North Korea is a big poo-poo head'?"
<+IdioC> "Iraq, take 1000 lines... 'I will note say nasty things about the school bully to provoke him'"
<+IdioC> "Do you want that missile confiscated, North Korea? Play with it in your garden when you get home."
<+IdioC> "Dammit Sudan, no genocide in the playground!"
<+IdioC> "Have you been lying about the war, Britain? Do you remember what happened the last time someone lied in the UN?" "Yes, Mr Annan..." "Chernobyl took /years/ to clean up after the Russians made a mess!"
<+IdioC> "Well India and Pakistan, if you're not going to be honest about who owns them, than neither of you will have Jammu and Kashmir..."
* Northrop-Grumman can understand this...the nations of the world really are just a bunch of rowdy children
<+IdioC> "Sorry Japan, only well-behaved countries get chosen for the security council duty" (lol at ironic fallacy herein)
<+IdioC> "Would the US please stop shouting in class!"
<+IdioC> (heh... or "Speak up, Andorra, we can't hear you... :P")
<+IdioC> Albeit from 8 years ago... "Well, if you won't take the test, Iraq, how do we know if you passed?"
<+IdioC> I guess it's not perfectly like that though...
<+IdioC> "Russia and China, would you stop sharing!" XD
<+IdioC> I think I'd best let it go there
<+Obsidian> "Why can't you guys in the Middle East be more like Canada?"
<+IdioC> "Israel! Lebanon! Stop fighting! Give me those rockets! Now say sorry... SAY sorry...."

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The Mushroom Kingship

13-11-2006, 00:39

<Milchama> we spend half an hour complaining about how the MLS sucks and Geis comes in and brags
<Milchama> yeh #nssport!

:D Aint it grand

Krytenia

15-11-2006, 03:04

* commerceheights[2] pwnz0rz 73h Okie[1]
|<-- Okie has left irc.esper.net (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Sometimes, IRC just knows.

GMC Military Arms

26-11-2006, 10:52

[09:48] * Kaenei squished Tsar.
[09:48] <Tsaraine> You did not.
[09:48] <Kaenei> Not even for a pwetty wollypop?
[09:48] <Tsaraine> Indeed not.
[09:49] * Mei_Ikari empties a bucket of friendly reptiles over Kaenei.
[09:50] * Kaenei tells them to teach Tsar to love.
[09:50] <Tsaraine> Not with reptiles I won't.

Britmattia

04-12-2006, 15:35

Because it's All Movodor's Fault®
<Panto> although I don't think Jetstar, being a QANTAS subsidiary, actually flies between capital cities
<Panto> only from capital cities to regional cities
<Panto> like Buttfuckia, Beyondtheblackstumpstown, and Movwin
<@Kaenei> Movlose, more like.
<Panto> it was a play on the name Darwin, but sure, Movlose is better
<Panto> because after all, if Darwin was right then Mov would've been culled by natural selection by now <_<
<Panto> poor Mov, he cops so much crap :(
<Panto> in my weaker moments, I pity him. Then I remember the fields of skulls in Cambodia, for which he was ultimately responsible.

Rejistania

06-12-2006, 03:33

Typos ftw!
<Iesus> My theology is bad on divine truth....and whips!

Allanea

11-12-2006, 15:56

Pantrocratoria, commenting on my government's language.

<Panto> well, it would be the general policy of the Imperial Government to ignore official letters which include the word "fucktard"

Allanea

14-12-2006, 13:20

The Arbeitslager of Gods' Own, after attacking Allanea with ICBM's:

I may have gotten us into a war of mutual annihilation. >.>

Dread Lady Nathicana

14-12-2006, 17:31

Be careful around Ctan - he eats anything that threatens him.

[10:10] * Ranisath|Ctan nudges Siri to query.
[10:12] * Movreallyhatesthisterritory nudges Rani off a cliff.
[10:12] * Ranisath|Ctan floats.
[10:13] * Kaenei detonates a tactical nuclear warhead on Rani's head.
[10:14] * Ranisath|Ctan eats it.
[10:17] <Kaenei> Damn it.
[10:17] <Kaenei> Aha.
[10:17] * Kaenei deploys a motherfucking blackstone fortress and fires. In your face.
[10:17] * Ranisath|Ctan eats it.
[10:17] * Working-Kzintosh hits Ctan with a cock.
[10:18] <Kaenei> Hey ...
[10:18] <Working-Kzintosh> In the face.
[10:18] * Ranisath|Ctan eats it. :P
[10:18] <Working-Kzintosh> OMG
[10:18] <Working-Kzintosh> CTAN IS A COCKGOBBLER
[10:18] <Kaenei> I thought warps was bads for Ctan.
[10:18] <Kaenei> WOOP WOOP! COCKSUCKER! PULL UP! (YOUR TROUSERS)
[10:19] <Working-Kzintosh> WHOOP WHOOP! POLE SMOKER! DIVERT!
[10:19] <Kaenei> CHUNTY BUNTER! CLIMB, CLIMB!

Britmattia

17-12-2006, 20:48

Context is the key to air power!
[08:43am] * @Treznor queues up more prison sex scene music.
[08:43am] <@Gehenna> That wasn't as painful as I thought.

Dread Lady Nathicana

20-12-2006, 04:18

Ah, Carlos - what would we do without you? (Other than sleep easier at night ... >_>)
<Carlos|Work> bloodyhell
<Carlos|Work> where's my christmas lunch work!
* Carlos|Work is nearing genocidal maniac levels of hunger right now
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> No goodies to raid in the office kitchen?
<Carlos|Work> yeah
<Carlos|Work> supposed to be having an xmas party an hour ago
<Carlos|Work> they went to get food 2 hours ago
* Carlos|Work hasnt eaten all day
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> >.o
<Carlos|Work> warning warning. We have reached critical starvation. Deploying nuclear weapons.
<Nathi|afk> That's it, we're screwed - Carlos has lost it. :P
<Carlos|Work> targets locked. Silver Nissan Skyline...ABORT ABORT! It's carrying the food!
<Makou> :x
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Nuclear crisis averted?
<Carlos|Work> nuclear deployment cancelled
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> Huzaah
<Carlos|Work> food has arrived repeat. The badger has landed and is carrying chicken!
<Carlos|Work> nuclear silos on stand by
<Nathi|afk> hee!
<Carlos|Work> that was a close call :(

Britmattia

15-01-2007, 13:45

And people say we do nothing but plot and backstab.

<@Yamatto> well I have MSN. we know Tsa won't have any because they haven't been invented yet for him ;p
* @Northrop-Grumman stops. "Him?"
* @Tsaraine blinks. You thought I was female, NG?
<@Northrop-Grumman> Ummm...yeah...
<@TheThunderbirdSleeps> AHAHAHA.
<@Tsaraine> Has happened before, I think.
* @Nathicana giggles.
<@TheThunderbirdSleeps> Oh, the hilarity.
* Yamatto grins
* @TheThunderbirdSleeps fondles Tsar's beubs.
* @Tsaraine whacks TheThunderbirdSleeps with a badger.
* Yamatto changes topic to ' NDA Forum - some url || http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9778812#post9778812 for Iraqstan Review || GMC Military Arms is ranked 1st in the region and 1st in the world for Most Corrupt Governments || For future reference Tsaraine is /not/ a woman.'
* @Northrop-Grumman just looks awkward
<@Tsaraine> Heh. No harm done.
* TheThunderbirdSleeps changes topic to ' NDA Forum - some url || http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9778812#post9778812 for Iraqstan Review || For future reference Tsaraine is /not/ a woman. Beub inspection was inconclusive.'
<@Northrop-Grumman> lol
* Nathicana changes topic to ' NDA Forum - some url || http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9778812#post9778812 for Iraqstan Review || For future reference Tsaraine is /not/ a woman. Beub inspection was inconclusive. Kae however, is always up to the task of checking.
<@Northrop-Grumman> lol
* Mei_Ikari changes topic to ' NDA Forum - some url | GMC Military Arms is ranked 1st in the region and 1st in the world for Most Corrupt Governments | For future reference Tsaraine is /not/ a woman. Beub inspection was inconclusive.
<@Northrop-Grumman> hehe
<@Yamatto> Mei FAILS
<@Mei_Ikari> I WILL celebrate that, and I think we've reviewed Carlos enough anyway. :P
* Mei_Ikari changes topic to ' NDA Forum - some url | GMC Military Arms is ranked 1st in the region and 1st in the world for Most Corrupt Governments | For future reference Tsaraine is /not/ a woman. Beub inspection was inconclusive. Kae however, is always up to the task of checking.
* TheThunderbirdSleeps changes topic to ' NDA Forum - that same url again | For future reference Tsaraine is /not/ a woman. Beub inspection was inconclusive. Kae however, is always up to the task of checking. Mei isn't even a real woman. S/he has a PENIS.
<@Yamatto> Kae has checked that too.
<@TheThunderbirdSleeps> F U.
<@Yamatto> THE LORD DELIVERS YOU UNTO ME.
* @Nathicana snickers.
* TheThunderbirdSleeps changes topic to ' NDA Forum - there it is again | For future reference Tsaraine is /not/ a woman. Beub inspection was inconclusive. Kae however, is always up to the task of checking. Mei isn't even a real woman. S/he has a PENIS. Yam is its keeper. _'
<@TheThunderbirdSleeps> PRAISE BE TO DELIVERANCE FROM EBIL.
<@Yamatto> I wear it on a little headband.
* Nathicana changes topic to ' NDA Forum - crivens, again| For future reference Tsaraine is /not/ a woman. Beub inspection was inconclusive. Kae however, is always up to the task of checking. Mei isn't even a real woman. S/he has a PENIS. Yam is its keeper. And Kae is it's fondler.
* Mei_Ikari changes topic to ' NDA Forum - last time! | For future reference Tsaraine is /not/ a woman. Beub inspection was inconclusive. Kae however, is always up to the task of checking. Nathi is all woman. Thank you, come again.
<@Yamatto> Nathi is ALL

Scolopendra

24-01-2007, 06:45

<GregorydelosSantos> And there goes another newcomer more than likely never to return again because of him/her/its disgust with the fact their ideas can be summed up in one word. Bollocks.
True, and pithy to boot. I like it, even if the grammar could use some work.

Britmattia

25-01-2007, 21:41

Kaenei strikes a blow for TRUTH! (somewhat unintentionally)

<Kaenei> I started a ragnorak once.
<Kaenei> Don't know where it got to.
<Yamatto> abandoned, like many other tasks, you horrible scotsman.
<Kaenei> Silence.
<Yamatto> YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH.
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Kaenei
* Kaenei was kicked by Kaenei (Yes I can!)
*Yamatto bursts out laughing
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o Kaenei
<Yamatto> a winner is you.

Steel Butterfly

26-01-2007, 08:16

The Jesus Cannon and Chia-Pet Eve lol

<Sunset> Call me a prick, but if you don't bother to spell canon correctly you might just fail in your arguement because he didn't read the 'cannon' material correctly.
<Mei_Ikari> Mind you, the idea of there being a Biblical 'Cannon' is much more fun.
<Mei_Ikari> LOAD THE JESUS BALL AND ANOINT THE POWER WITH THE MATCH OF FORGIVENESS
<Mei_Ikari> *powder
<Sunset> It's like a whacky episode of Mythbusters. 'Today we are going to make 'Biblical Cannon' Adam. Out of bibles.'
<Mei_Ikari> Biblical cannon Adam with firing missile launcher and detachable fig leaf?
<Steel> detachable rib as well
<Steel> you can grow eve...chia-pet style
<Sunset> :P
<Revenia> honestly, Flutterby, you disturb me.

Khrrck

11-02-2007, 18:45

All bow to Pabli, He Who Brings The Netsplit, The Destroyer of IRC:

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Pabli hallo nationstatessssss
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Khrrck ...hi
Khrrck you broke it
Pabli yes
Pabli i bring netsplits

Reploid Productions

12-02-2007, 21:33

Over a year overdue for a quote-dump from my quotes file!

The finer details of furry?
<Katganistan> Furred critters are bald where humans are furry.
<Mei_Ikari> Are not!
* Mei_Ikari hits Kat with a stick for her judgementalismismism.
* SalusaSecondus ponders getting involved in this debate

Square root of what?
<Treznor> Nah, the Headmaster pretty much stayed under the desk. I never met him.
<Kaenei> Congratulations on confusing me to the square root of fuck and back.

This pun hurts.
<Katganistan> Petabyte -- isn't that when some animal activists bite you? ;)

Superbucket!
<Tsaraine> Not just any bucket ... the TME SuperBucket 5,000,000,000,000!

The NS staff on player reactions the first week of Influence
* SalusaSecondus has one final comment before he hits the sack. We haven't opened a can of worms today. We've exploded a worm tacnuke.
<Firefury> Not even a tacnuke. More like a worm absurdojoule ubern00k

More painful puns.
* El_Sentiel ponders creating a running gag
<Adejaani> Why not just a plain old gag?
<El_Sentiel> pfft running gag > plain old gag
<Firefury> What about a sprinting gag? Or a cross-country gag?
<El_Sentiel> hey hey hey lets not get fancy now
<Firefury> Or perhaps a triathletic gag?
<Adejaani> Or a wheelchair gag? <Firefury> Nah, that's a crippled gag
* El_Sentiel creates a running gag, watches it run around spouting random sports related dribble

Potentially offensive to Christians!
<Etaros> JESUS FISHIES UNDER THE WATER!

Word.
<Odin> Word.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Prepositional phrase.
<Firefury> Punctuation mark.

Skyraider defined
<Kia_Purity> I refuse to consider Skyraider as either gender because for all I'm concerned, it's EVERYTHING AT ONCE
<Firefury> Skyraider's a freaking sex swiss army knife!

PMS can be deadly, folks.
<Mei_Ikari> It looks like the tampon case of DOOOMEH
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> It'll stop looking like that when IT FIRES THE WHITE SPLOODGEY GOODNESS OF NUKE ARMED DRONES AT YOU.
<Comrade_Matt> tampon case of DOOMEH

Potentially offensive to Jews
* Mei_Ikari used to think Hebrew as a kind of tea when I was young. :P
<Eadwacer> Hebrew is really a beer just for men
<Mei_Ikari> 'Can of Hebrew, please!'
<Mei_Ikari> It's what He-Man drinks?

Is it me, or does KAT like picking on animal lovers?
<Katganistan> My mom lent me a faux fur jacket
<Katganistan> and when we entered the restaurant, some concerned citizen decided to exercise their freedom of speech to tell me, "Do you know how many animals had to DIE for that jacket?!" at full bellow.
<Helen_Ikari> "None. Bitch."
<Katganistan> I was flabbergasted, but another friend of mine shot right back, "TWO. Polly and Esther, cousins to Wash and Wear."

Firefury doesn't pay attention
<Firefury> Whoa, holy crap, it's dark out
<Cetaganda> That tends to happen at night.

Uh, what?
<Mei_Ikari> And with that, Bers wanked himself to death?
<Imnsvale> Sounds like a reasonable theory.

Uh, what? Redux!
<Mei_Ikari> MY BEEF JERKY IS THE SAME AS SEX

Well, we know what Mei thinks with
<Mei_Ikari> Because if I click a link that says Harem, damn it I'm going to take action if there isn't some quality filth on the other end.

Elves are caffeine junkies?
<Tsaraine> Sneaky elfses, dodging that fast. They probably mainline coffee before battle.

More FLOOF strangeness
<Firefury> FLOOF
<Bers|Workz> Kickflip McTwist Floof
<USFTiburon> Floof Air Japan
<Bers|Workz> A backside floof to a 180 floof ollie
<USFTiburon> Frontside floofgrind.
<Bers|Workz> 360 floof tap to a nose floofmanual into a handflood lip trick

Uh, what? Part Three
<Fris> THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE

The Mods are hard at work
<Karma> there was friggen in the riggen!
<SalusaSecondus> And wankin' on the plankin'!
<Karma> there was tossin in the crossin
<SalusaSecondus> Cause there was fuck all else to do!

Factorial floof?
<USFTiburon> (Floof)(Floof-1)(Floof-2) ... (Floof-n)
<USFTiburon> Or rather, (Floof)(Floof-1)(Floof-2) ... (2)(1)
* Scolopendra thwaps Tib for trying to factorial floof.

Uh, what? Part 4
<rvs|sporadic> Holy crotch-PPC! FCH-14/88H Spacenazi!

Leetsauce?
<ImnsvaleAway> Scolo is totally leet. Leetsauce extreme.

Uh, what? Part Five
* Cogitation returns.
* MobileMyrth attaches leeches to Cog
* Cogitation removes leeches and throws them into a nearby river.
* Cogitation takes Myrth and throws him into same river.
* MobileMyrth reproduces
<Firefury> With the leeches?

The mandatory homoerotic Treznor and/or Carlos quote
* Treznor HATES Carlos with his tongue.
<rvs|briefly> * Brother_Sam assumed that Treznor was LOVING! Carlos.
* Treznor was.
<Carlos> lies.
<Carlos> because I'm so traumatised
* Treznor traumatises Carlos more with his tongue.

When NS Mods fight...
* Cogitation throws a blessed lemon merengue pie at Hack. :p
* Katganistan readies the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
* [hack][in_briefly] CONSULTS! the Book of Armaments

If you say so, man
<Tsaraine> Ah. I admit I did some dancing this weekend. :) It's kinda fun if you supress your self-esteem.
<Helen_Ikari> o_O
<Helen_Ikari> Tsar... dancing...?
<Helen_Ikari> MY HAPPY LITTLE WORLD IS ALL TOPSY-TURVY!

Another painful pun
* Frisbeeteria nukes Tsaraine with Weapons of Maths Instruction

Confident much?
<Eadwacer> I predict that in the not too distant future women will come to me asking to take off their clothes.

Uh, what? Part Six
<Kaenei> I SEX CHICKENS FOR A LIVIN I CAN'T DENY IT'S FINGER-LICKIN WHEN THOSE CHICKENS START TO LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE! THEY BE FAT THEY BE DELICIOUS THEY BE OFFERING A SERVICE IT'S A SERVICE I'M ONLY HAPPY TO PROVIDE!

Uh, what? Part Seven
<Scolopendra> Mei is totally a guy who pretends to be a lesbian. Far too creepy.
* Mei_Ikari is actually only 50% that.
<Sonya_Vitalis> Wait, so the other half is a woman pretending to be a gay guy?

More innuendo
<Mei_Ikari> It is a technician's duty to honour his tool and keep it rigid.
<Scolopendra> The right tool for the job, eh? Thank goodness they're so common.
<Scolopendra> Nearly half the population has one!
<USFTiburon> A well armed populace to help the defense of the nation?
<Scolopendra> As long as they're willing to stand up for their rights.

You thought that was all?
<Scolopendra> A little bit of lubrication and things will just keep pumping along just fine.
<Mei_Ikari> Is your weapon bolt or pump-action?

Uh, what? Part Eight
<Mei_Ikari> LESBIANS IN UNIFORM ARE THE KEY TO AIR POWER

I don't think I want to know.
<Bers> I GET MY MAGIC PANTS!!!

More Treznor x Carlos
* Katganistan sneak hug attacks Trez
* carlos|Office blitzkrieg hugs Katganistan!
* carlos|Office insurgent hug attacks Katganistan!
* carlos|Office also for old days deepthroats Treznor
<Treznor> W00t!

Shocking Confession!
<Oz> See, I am a woman.

Helpful advice
<Ceriana> Not really. This may be a slight exaggeration, but I'm trying to stop my foot from burning away.
<Mei_Ikari> REMOVE IT FROM THE VOLCANO, STUPID

So that's why he's acting funny!
<Helen_Ikari> You're making less sense than usual. Are you sober?
<Karma> yes.
<CetaActual> That explains why he's so different.

This frightens me.
<Eadwacer> "Honey, I don't care what you say, a paperclip, three rubber bands and a kazoo don't make for birth-control."

This has nothing to do with sex, I swear!
<Scolopendra> I'm Mister Fancy-Parts!

Another SHOCKING CONFESSION!
* Carlos is a moron :(

Me neither.
<Mei_Ikari> CETA IS WANKING
<CetaActual> I...what? I don't even know how to respond to that.

Too much information
<Movodor_Alarin> MOV IS THE LORD OF NO PANTS.
<Movodor_Alarin> mmm no pants.
<Carlos> pfft no you are not Mov.
<Carlos> I an consecutivley pantless 24/7
<Carlos> I'm naked right now
* Mei_Ikari adds that to Carlos' daily tally of Things We Did Not Need To Know.

Uh, what? Part Nine
<Carlos> hand grenades are the pornography of my pantless domain

You know this HOW?
<Scolopendra> IMNS HAS AN INVERTOPENIS

For lack of a less offensive way to say it, this is the gayest quote ever.
<Scolopendra> Pony polos?
<Kaenei> Pretty pony polos for the pretty polo god?
<Scolopendra> RIBBONS FOR THE RIBBON THRONE

Things you didn't need to know about Scolo
<Awake-Kzintosh> I prefer to chastise myself with whips and scorpions. Or whips with scorpions on the end.

Der Angst

26-02-2007, 21:26

[21:03:42] James Parkes says: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v160/Midlonia/JGIHM.png <--- YARGH
[21:03:53] James Parkes says: Now to PLOT EVIL and EXPAND my MONORAIL EMPIRE ACROSS SOL
[21:04:20] Mecha-Snuggles sings the monorail song
[21:04:20] T(he) C(entipede) isn't buying anything with Galt in the name, thanks
[21:04:25] T(he) C(entipede) says: MONORAIL!
[21:04:31] T(he) C(entipede) says: But that's a trirail.
[21:04:37] James Parkes says: Yes. And no.
[21:04:59] T(he) C(entipede) says: One, two, three. Three rails.
[21:05:11] T(he) C(entipede) says: Tri rails. Trirail
[21:05:12] James Parkes says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listowel_and_Ballybunion_Railway
[21:05:30] Chris says: One rail!.. ah ah ah..
[21:06:47] T(he) C(entipede) says: That's not exactly the Lartigue design, though.
[21:06:56] James Parkes says: No, its Lartigue+_
[21:07:00] T(he) C(entipede) says: As you have those secondary rails on the bottom to prevent the swinging.
[21:07:02] James Parkes says: **Lartigue ++
[21:07:11] T(he) C(entipede) says: And so it's three rails.
[21:07:28] T(he) C(entipede) says: One primary, two secondary.
[21:08:35] James Parkes says: The Lartigue design has two secondaries also, I've merely beefed them up to cope with faster and heavier traffic.
[21:08:46] T(he) C(entipede) says: It's still a trirail
[21:08:54] James Parkes says: Considering my incentinves even if its merely used locally then I will be happy.
[21:08:56] T(he) C(entipede) says: Look. Three rails.
[21:09:13] James Parkes says: So did fucking Lartigue Tim, stop pissing around with the fecking technicalities.
[21:10:02] T(he) C(entipede) says: It's not my fault everyone wants to call it a monorail when it isn't
[21:10:21] * James Parkes whaps Tim several times, sometimes you're too smrat for your own good.
[21:10:27] T(he) C(entipede) says: Will it still have the balancing problem?
[21:11:05] Chris says: Cent.. sometimes its just wise to let bygones be bygones.. it looks like a monorail, humms like a monorail and scoots along in a monorail fashion.. hence to Joe public, its a monorail.. technicalities bore most of the simple people
[21:11:29] James Parkes says: No, hence why the rails have been beefed up.
[21:11:44] T(he) C(entipede) says: That logic can also be extended to calling it, technically, "a choo-choo"
[21:11:50] James Parkes says: Again.
[21:11:57] James Parkes says: You can sometimes be too smart for your own good
[21:12:05] T(he) C(entipede) says: BEHOLD THE NEW MARTIAN HIGH-SPEED CHOO-CHOO NETWORK!
[21:12:30] Chris says: No Cent, thats lowering it past Joe Publics 'Taking the piss' threshold
[21:12:32] Patrick Buckendorf says: Midlonian
[21:12:33] T(he) C(entipede) says: People getting doctorates in civil engineering with theses on choo-choos.
[21:13:17] T(he) C(entipede) says: "A Novel Solution To The Load Balancing of Single-Rail A-Frame Choo-Choos" by Norman B. Steampiston
[21:14:17] T(he) C(entipede) says: Think of the textbooks
[21:15:25] T(he) C(entipede) says: "The key to the Industrial Revolution lay in both automated processes in manufacture and revolutions in power generation and transfer. This lead to the transportation revolution that was the British choo-choo system."

The Galirandi

28-02-2007, 03:30

Mostly about a year old. (I think.)

[2:08pm] * LandHawk pees on Allanea's foot.

[10:15pm] <TSI> You are full of cow semen!

[16:45] <Shadowlands_Beta> Videogames without violence are like sex without orgasm.
[16:45] <Aliria> I don't know, I enjoyed sim cities
[16:45] <Aliria> Sex without orgasm is enjoyable sometimes, too
[16:45] <Shadowlands_Beta> My point, Aliria.

[10:55pm] <Nathi|sporadic> ... Kae is running around the house with a pair of boxers on his head. o.o;
[10:55pm] <FodNetwork> wha?
[10:55pm] <Nathi|sporadic> That's what I said.
[10:55pm] <Kaenei> I AM KING OF ALL I SURVEY!
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[10:56pm] <Nathi|sporadic> No, he hasn't been drinking that I'm aware ...
[10:56pm] <FodNetwork> Why?
[10:56pm] <Kaenei> OXYGEN IS MY HIGH.

[2:49am] <Rezo> This channel's niveau has now reached #draftroom levels. Congratulations.

[10:30pm] <DracheK> It takes a lot of training to be a pedo.

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Dread Lady Nathicana

28-02-2007, 17:04

We really are a cuddly, peaceable bunch in the NDA. No, really ...

* Northrop-Grumman remembers the Looney Toons cartoons and drops an anvil on Tsar
<Nathicana> hee!
* Tsaraine is anvil'd! Blasphemy against the Lord thy Tsar! You are ANATHEMA MARANATHA!
<Northrop-Grumman> OMG!
* Nathicana snickers
Northrop-Grumman weeps
<Northrop-Grumman> FORGIVE ME O LORD!
* Tsaraine transforms into MechaSeraphCombatFormTsar.
<Northrop-Grumman> Oh noes!
* Nathicana films. This oughtta be good.
* Tsaraine activates lightning blades and proceeds to smite Northrop-Grumman with the Wrath of Tsar.
<Northrop-Grumman> AHHHH
* Northrop-Grumman dries
<Northrop-Grumman> *fries
<Tsaraine> KNEEL BEFORE THE LORD THY TSAR, PUNY MORTAL!
* Northrop-Grumman kneels. "FORGIVE ME! I HAVE SINNED!"
<Tsaraine> IN MY INFINITE MERCY I MAY FORGIVE YOU, FRAIL ONE. BUT FIRST YOU MUST BRING ME THE HEADS OF FIFTY N00BS.
<Northrop-Grumman> I thank you for your mercy! I will obey your command!
<Tsaraine> GO FORTH, AND BE REDEEMED.
* Northrop-Grumman rises and runs out for the slaughter!
* Northrop-Grumman slashes through n00bs. "DIE UNBELIEVERS!"
* Northrop-Grumman returns with the fifty heads and bows before his Lord.
<Tsaraine> YOU HAVE SERVED ME ... WELL, FRAIL ONE. ARISE AND GO FORTH IN GRACE.
* Northrop-Grumman rises and hurries out. "WOO!"
* Tsaraine returns to CovertOperationsHumanFormTsar.

And of course the usual fun and games ...

<Doc_Evilonavich> AND THEN THE SKY DID RAIN SCREAMING FLAMEING BOLIVIAN GOAT HERDERS AS THE VERY EARTH DID VOMIT FORTH A VAST CASCADE OF CUCUMBER AND PAPRIKA SANDWICHES! AND LOW STILL DID THE NOUGHTY BUNNY NOT REPENT HIS FOUL MURDER OF MISS BADGER IN TEH DRAWING ROOM WITH THE TEA CAKE
<Caele> DOC. DRUGS. NO.

You have been Moderated?

<Mei_Ikari> We are the ass. You will be moderated. RESISTANCE IS TROUSERS.

The Most Glorious Hack

02-03-2007, 12:51

Out Of Context Theatre Presents Tsaraine:

<Tsaraine> Flesh eating virii deserve the same immigration rights as anyone else.

Austar Union

07-03-2007, 11:54

Through it all, Roania still manages to grace us all with random bouts of wisdom.

[19:46] Alessa_Annirere: People, people. The Duma isn't a place for angry words. It's a place where we all of us come together as one to pummel the Allanean delegate to death with shoes.

Smoking Pits

01-04-2007, 07:08

Some telegrams are just too awesome to pass up.

Would you like to join the Royal German Empire? If so there is a password: NaziGermany. We are trying to make our way in to the big world. It is our wish to take it over with the superior German power and intalect.

Der Angst

10-06-2007, 21:08

[13:36:09] * Free spanks Rezo with a lamppost
[13:41:26] * Rezo spanks Free with one of Matt's superdreadnoughts.
[13:42:24] * Free watches it fall apart.
[13:43:03] <Free> See, ships rely on constant buoyancy support along their length, picking up a ship at any point would in fact cause a ship to collapse.
[13:43:43] <Rezo> Just means that a few megatons of material fall on your head.
[13:44:02] <Rezo> Or ass, considering the purpose.
[13:44:38] <Free> Well, see the act of spanking implies some sort of sideways strike rather than coming on down, although this would vary I suppose given the position of the spanking itself.
[13:45:45] <Sirithil> xD
[13:46:00] <Free> So yes, it is possible to be crushed by several megatons of steel but that assumption is based on a far from certain variable.
[13:46:40] <Rezo> true, but as I'm the one engaging in the act, it stands to reason that I know how I'm moving the implement - in this case, the ship -, raising the 'Certainly' factor considerably.
[13:47:54] <Sirithil> Some skillful use of gravitics could let you beat someone with a ship without said ship collapsing under its own mass. *nods*
[13:48:13] <Rezo> But when I have gravitics, I can just use them to do the spanking.
[13:48:31] <Free> Of course, but in turn one has to question the point of collapse, and what position in the motion of spanking the ship itself actually is. Theoretically the point of collapse could be above the spanker rather than the spankee', depending on structural strain and indeed the method employed to keep the ship intact until that point.
[13:48:36] * Rezo provides an example by using a gravitic paddle on Sirithil.
[13:49:02] <Free> BDSM for the godtech set, one could say.
[13:49:08] <Sirithil> Indeedy.
[13:49:49] <Rezo> This is true. But considering the size of the vessel, it stands to reason that both, spanker and spankee, would be caught in the area over which debris will be spread.
[13:50:48] <Free> Indeed, most likely highly possible, which raises basic design and procedure concerns with regard to spanking someone with a large multi-megaton maritime warship.
[13:51:02] <Rezo> I concede the point.
[13:51:28] * Rezo spanks Free with a 1:1000 model of one of Matt's superdreadnoughts instead.
[13:51:42] <Sirithil> This is adequate, as it'd still be several feet long.
[13:51:45] <Free> Unwieldly but unlikely to break.
[13:51:48] * Free moans.
[13:52:56] <Free> Well, kids, now you know, never spank your lover or playmate with a multimegaton warship. Knowing is half the battle.
[13:54:01] <Rezo> Use gravitic paddles instead. They're safer, and much easier to use. Although they're lacking the satisfying skin contact. But that's true for every implement other than your hand.
[13:56:35] <Free> I love this channel sometimes :D.

Reploid Productions

14-06-2007, 06:22

Bunny Society?
<Tsaraine> Hmm. Not sure that China could ever become "US East", but they could liberalise more. I'm not sure how long it would last before they reverted back to Hail The Great Son of Heaven style again.
<Scolopendra> Long enough for the Bunny Society to ensure freedom reigns elsewhere!

Thank you for listening to WTMI....
* Firefury idly wonders how many gallons of hot water she's gone through today
<CetaDreamsOfEvilKitsune> Eleventy thousand.
<CetaDreamsOfEvilKitsune> You are single-handedly responsible for all of California's water-related woes.
<Firefury> Hey, I'm returning that water back into the system in a timely and regular manner =p

What?
<Tsaraine> "Oh great and holy Cheese, you who are so creamy and yellow, we beseech thee to bless us as we wage war in your name against the filthy non-believers. Amen."

Average Trium relations.
<Bers> *grabs Krupal and puts nerf pistol to his head* "Don't move or the Hindu gets it!"
<Scolopendra> *not completely sober* "Meh, he'll reincarnate."
<Krupal and Bers> "Shit!"
<Scolopendra> *shoots Bers right in the middle of the forehead*

Things you never wanted to know about moderation...
<Mei_Ikari> We are the ass. You will be moderated. RESISTANCE IS TROUSERS.

What? strikes back!
<Sunset|Lappy> The duck has been phucked.
<Firefury> What you do in your free time...

Return of the What?
<Treznor> We came up with a new idea! The Church of Firefury's Ass will merge with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so that it becomes the Church of Firefury's Ass in Pirate Regalia!

Jesus, huh?
<Emerald-v2> Who are you?
<Emerald-v2> Are you Jesus?
<SalusaSecondus> I'm a random friend of Firefury's from up in Seattle.
<Firefury> Besides, Rachel, Jesus is your friend. I just tolerate him for your sake =p

A grave danger indeed.
<Tsaraine> In the uttermost south, where eternal ice cloaks the land, the wave-tossed shores are lined with penguins. Each one is flapping his little flippers as hard as he can, ushering forward a cold and hateful wind of ice and pain against the bastions of humanity.

Re: That Moria thread
<Glorfindel> The foremost cartographers of the land have prepared this map of the area you'll be traversing *Passes magnus a blank dataslate* they'd be much obliged if you could fill it in as you go along...
<Magnus> Can I get a fun pack of crayons to help with that?

It's wank... but it's honest wank?
<Dzanjir> no, 40K Orks are lame.
<Dzanjir> Mine are more awesome simply because I said so and it's freeform roleplay, right?
<Yamatto> oh well in that case my penis kills all of you and that's an end to it.

More on Sakkra's strange hobbies.
<Sakkra> I swear by 151 myself. Nothing like lighting your skin on fire from the alchohol fumes seeping out of your pores.

What?: Episode One: The Confusing Menace
* Free lost his first game of gay chicken on Sunday.
<El_Sentiel> gay ... chicken?

What?: Episode Two: The WTF Wars
<eristikophiles> anytime someone says 'fucktards' i think of some sort of one-piece jumpsuit designed so you can easily have sex without taking it off

I can't think of a witty "What?" title.
<Revenia> Wouldn't be laughing, were I you, Mr. Testicle-hammer-fetish-man.

Melkorboobies?
<Movodor_Alarin> Ew, Melkorboobies..

More Sakkran WTF
<Sakkra> "I'm hung like planet PLuto; hard to see with the naked eye."

Worship!
<Scolopendra> Now let us all worship at the altar of airpower through the veneration of this Peacemaker atomic missile I just found.
<CetaCylon> !
* CetaCylon worships.
<CetaCylon> Hallowed are the ballistic missiles.
* Iyanna worships
* Firefury worships

LESS MAN!
<Free> I just got owned by a pseudoeunuch
<Scolopendra> Humbling, isn't it?
<Free> I feel less MAN now :(

This sounds vaguely strange
<Scolopendra> I will toast a bagel now.
<Scolopendra> A bagel... of VICTORY.
<Firefury> With cream cheese of WIN?
<Scolopendra> YES

NS in 4 words
<Makou> MY E-PEEN IS BIGGER

The pun.... it hurts....
<Eadwacer> You know why Israel hasn't reached space yet?
<Eadwacer> Each time they finish a rocket, they slice the nose-cone off.
* Sunset groans.
* Eadwacer bows

Oookay
<Mei_Ikari> 'Friday August 29th 1997: Rainy. Then sunny. Then all skin burned off and got turned into skeleton and exploded. Probably going to leave a mark. :('

Haven't we done the Agent Elrond joke already?
<Tsaraine> In other news, watching /The Two Towers/ immediately after the /Matrix/ films results in craziness. Elf ninjas!

I'd worry if my bed was flashing...
<Imnsvale> My bed is flashing, which means I need to finish it off by body slamming it.
<Imnsvale> This will of course result in me being knocked unconscious for seven or more hours.
<Oz> But when you wake up, your health will be recovered.

Somehow, Siri being the one to say this scares me
<Sirithil> I need more minions IRL.
<Sirithil> Any kind of minion. A lackey or perhaps some manner of goon.

Murderhose?
<Scolopendra> Nothing says "fuck you" like the equivalent of murderhosing anti-armor rockets.

Not a role model
<Scolopendra> So I'm sure I'd do a fair bit worse now five years down the road. Still, I don't think it would be quite... proper to hit on everything that moves.
<One> How about things that don't move? XD
<Scolopendra> I knew a kid who humped tables. He was scary and not a role model.

Words fail me
<Doc on Mt. Rushmore> "Actually, it's a natural formation." "What?" "Yes, extraordinary isn't it? Centuries of erosion whittling away the rock, resulting in shapes that resemble faces. The natives worship them, of course..." "That's amazing!" "They even select their leaders based on their resemblance!"

Mandatory homoerotic quote
<Kaenei> I'M GETTING MY MEN!

Megaelephant?
<Scolopendra> OH GOD NO YOU STOLE A FUCKING MEGAELEPHANT. MY NATIONAL SECURITY IS IN SHAMBLES AND I FEEL PERSONALLY VIOLATED.

I hope they don't fall off the TV?
<Kajal> JOHN CONNOR IS BEING CONCEIVED ON MY TELEVISION!

Good communication
<Kajal> FUCK
* Kajal throttles Ead
<Scolopendra> ass?
<Kajal> ass shit **** fuck?

NS on Phoenix Wright 3 characters
<Nathicana> "MY HAIR IS COMPENSATION FOR SMALL PENIS!"

And again
<Agent_Bers> "LOOKOUT SMALL PENIS MAN, YOUR SHIRT IS REALLY A DANGEROUS PREDATOR IN DISGUISE!!!"
<Agent_Bers> "IT'S ALREADY CONSUMED YOUR TORSO!"

Der Angst

09-08-2007, 10:38

<Panto> Allanea is one of the most successfully invaded countries in NS
<Rosdivan> the France of Haven?
<Panto> France has been successfully invaded surprisingly few times. less times than Allanea has been completely decimated and rebuilt from scratch.
<Panto> in 4 years Allanea has lost more wars than France has in 400..

Kayomo

16-08-2007, 10:50

[04:42] <Kayomo> War is ruinous anyway. Lay down thy arms!
[04:42] * James|Midlonia shoots Kayomo in the knees, then leaves for work
[04:42] * MattIJN rolls his eyes c_c
[04:42] *** James|Midlonia changed nick to James|Work
[04:42] * Kayomo chases after James with bloody knees.
[04:43] <Kayomo> Pardon me, but I require medical assistance.
[04:43] * Yamatto lays down other peoples' arms.
[04:43] <Yamatto> and sometimes their shoulders, depending on how hard i tug.
[04:43] <Kayomo> ZOMG THEYZ WORSHIPS US NOW
[04:43] * ElectronX hacks off Kayomo's legs and replaces them with genetically altered and biomechanically enhanced replacements
[04:44] <Yamatto> ElectronX is a Strog! KILL HIM.
[04:44] * Kayomo thanks ElectronX by hugging him with his new legs of doom.
[04:44] <ElectronX> Congratulations! You can kick down a 6 inch steel door
[04:44] <Kayomo> 6 inches high or 6 inches thick?
[04:44] <Kayomo> :P
[04:45] <ElectronX> Thick :p
[04:45] <ElectronX> Whether or not your spine can handle it is another matter >_>
[04:45] * SickRez dubs Kayomo 'Six Inch Kayomo'
[04:46] <Kayomo> That's quite thick. Do they make doorways that thick? I'm not sure once could put something so large and bulky into a small space without the edges bulging.
[04:46] <Yamatto> wow
[04:46] <Yamatto> was that intentionally obscene or did it just emerge that way?
[04:46] <SickRez> XD
[04:46] <Kayomo> Of course, buckling walls would require heavy maintenance, but it's no fun to doctor walls when you're trying to knock them out.
[04:47] <ElectronX> They make doors that thick in areas where normal people ain't supposed to go :p
[04:47] <Kayomo> Intentionally. 0:-D
[04:47] <SickRez> Naughty Kayamo.
[04:48] * Kayomo grins innocently.
[04:48] * SickRez spansk Kayomo innocently.

Rejistania

24-08-2007, 20:40

<@MattIJN> Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.

I loled

Frisbeeteria

14-10-2007, 17:15

[10:17] <Tsaraine> And why does the name "Intangelon" remind me of citrus fruit?
[10:18] <Petoht_Al-Rayn> No idea
[10:18] <Tsaraine> Probably the "ange" reminds me of "orange" and the "tange" reminds me of "tangerine" and the "on" reminds me of lemon and melon.
[10:18] <Tsaraine> And "intange" is obviously part of "intangeable". Therefore, Intangelon is an intangible grapefruit!
[10:20] <Petoht_Al-Rayn> o_O
[10:21] <Tsaraine> My logic is undeniable.
[10:21] <Petoht_Al-Rayn> It's... something
[10:23] <Tsaraine> It is true! He is the world's only internet-capable invisible melon.

Drakonian Imperium

14-10-2007, 20:24

The Grand 'ole British Navy and their sailing ships...

[15:18] Rezo: THE BRITISH NAVY SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED! WE STILL HAVE THE HMS VICTORY! - Yes, but Nelson's long since dead... Seriously now..
[15:19] * Scolopendra slaps Rezo. "Nelson is the Once and Future Admiral!"

This is what happens when Scolo has too much free time...

[23:08] Scolopendra: http://dagobah.tchmachines.com/~tpjzdd/gallery/ScenesandPosters/combat_sub_engine_minmaxing?full=1
[23:09] Scolopendra: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:12] Drakonia: I think my brain just imploded upon seeing the complexity of that.
[23:12] Scolopendra: The sad thing is that I've seen, read, and used worse.
[23:12] Drakonia: It felt way too much like Calculus I.
[23:13] Scolopendra: ... Calculus I.
[23:13] Scolopendra: Calc III, bitch!
[23:13] Drakonia: You have my represent.
[23:13] Drakonia: Respect, even.
[23:13] Scolopendra: I don't think that's the word you're okay never mind. ;)
[23:13] Drakonia: Told you it imploded, language center was the first thing to go.
[23:14] *** Ainulindalion is now known as Ainu[CurledUpWithImperialLove].
[23:14] LE: lol
[23:15] Scolopendra: Now I'm gonna meditate, read a little about Chinese brainwashing, then go to bed.

When TheHate is not around...

[23:46] Quaestii_Niho: I note a lack of Rev
[23:46] Alakantar_Aleanrahel: HATE
[23:46] Alakantar_Aleanrahel: lets see if he shows now
[23:46] LE: lol
[23:52] Drakonia: Your power is weak young jedi. You must be more powerful to call forth a Lord of the Dark Side.
[23:52] *** El_Sentiel has joined #NationStates.
[23:52] El_Sentiel: hola!
[23:52] Drakonia: Or not.

Reploid Productions

24-10-2007, 07:44

Intelligence.
<Tsaraine> MORON MORON MORON! DEATH DEATH DEATH!

Popsicles of DOOM
<CetaActual> I shall drive off the enemy using exploding and nutritious popsicles!

Because ancient evils hate ice cream
<Scolopendra> "HOLY SHIT LURKING HORROR!" "Throw ice cream at it!"

Slightly Confused
<Emily_Anderson> JESUS SAVES! BUT BECKHAM NETS THE REBOUND!
* Emily_Anderson knows the names of exactly two footballers.
<Emily_Anderson> And the other is only because a friend of mine had ISS Soccer for N64 and called his entire team Ronaldo.
<Vrak> surely you've heard of Pele, Emily?
<Emily_Anderson> He was the first volcano ever to play football?

If you say so, pal.
<ElectronX> Historians who sniff paint
<ElectronX> they will doom us all

I think I fell off the train of thought here
<Scolopendra> Well, given our HNPPC are nowhere near their HNPPC. Ours being quite, ah, Saxtonian.
<Agent_Bers> which means awesome
<Scolopendra> Well, it means my penis is a collection of blisters and open sores the likes of which haven't been seen since the Black Death, but yes.
<Scolopendra> How's THAT for a mental image, eh?

Exploding glassware!
<Frisbeeteria> I was going to say that I just broke a drinking glass in the kitchen, but broken doesn't do it justice. I detonated it.

Karma on "Transformers"
<KarmamusPrime> If you can't fully wrap your mind around and really commit yourself to the idea that you're about to watch a film in which robots from another planet come to Earth and then transform into cool looking cars, jets and helicopters before transforming back in order to pummel the living shit out of one another, then odds are you're gonna have issues with what you might refer to as "The Plot."
<KarmamusPrime> Personally, I refer to it as the thin and almost unimportant reason to explain exactly why robots from another planet come to Earth and then transform into cool looking cars, jets and helicopters before transforming back in order to pummel the living shit out of one another.
<KarmamusPrime> When someone tries to point out a logic flaw or the inherent silliness of a certain reaction, situation or product placement, you gotta ask yourself one question. Was that before or after the giant fucking robots from another planet showed up to kick the shit out of each other?

The Extended Commandments
<Sirithil> I think it's actually immoral *not* to dig giant robots.
<Sakkra> It goes against THE CODE!
<Firefury> Downright... sinful, even!
<Agent_Bers> It's right there in the 12 commandments
<Agent_Bers> # 11: Thou shall digeth giant robots
<Agent_Bers> #12: No furries

I wouldn't advise it...
<Imnsvale> This soap smells like delicious citrus fruit and now I want to eat my hands.

im in ur $noun, $verbing your $othernoun!
<Agent_Bers> I'M IN YOUR OFFICE CHANGING YOUR FILING SYSTEMS

What?
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Robots in tight leather?

'Transformers' has a profound impact on Trium engineers...
<Scolopendra> "And why the hell do we want something like this?" "It still carries a division of Assault Armor aboard."
<Firefury> "So it can stomp down the street and shit assault armor?"
<Scolopendra> "...Not how I would've put it, but yes."
<Agent_Bers> why would a loki need a gerwalk mode
<Agent_Bers> it can already hover
<Scolopendra> Yes, it can already hover. But it can't crush stuff.
<Scolopendra> Or use small buildings as impromptu bludgeons.

Another What?
<Scolopendra> The Council of Agent Elrond Megatron V demands an explanation for this faggotry!

More things you never wanted to know about NS moderation
<Sirocco> "So what do you discuss in the secret mod channel?" "Different condom materials."

BOOZE!
<QuadKarma> If you're taking orders from a cartoon pirate on a bottle of rum, you've probably already missed the boat to the land of responsible drinking

I didn't need to know this
* Sirocco scratches himself publically.
<Sirocco> I HAS NO SHAMES.

More from the SEKRIT MOD CHAT
<Sirocco> And that was when I realised it was Cog who had the skirt on and not Ardchoille.

Finnish terrorists?
* Scolopendra remembers Bers and him firing Nerf guns at a MiG-21 foam glider in Finnish colors and always saying "YOU GODDAMNED FINNISH POLE-SMOKER!" every time we missed.
<Scolopendra> Oddly enough we could shoot down the USMC AV-8 Harrier every single time...
<Scolopendra> ...Bers and I are secretly terrorists, I think.
<Scolopendra> Finnish terrorists, no less.

The link is mostly safe for work. It's all electronics!
<Fris> http://www.ostan-collections.net/sike/posterpron.jpg < sex!
<Fris> Resistors is Useless. U will be ass-simmilated
<Fris> or ass stimulated, as the case may be

The mandatory homoerotic quote!
* Agent_Bers still needs the game
* Oz needs Bers.
* Oz needs Bers... right... now.
<Firefury> Oh good, now I'll have the mandatory homoerotic quote when I post my next batch!
<Oz> Also, I like man-crotch.
<Oz> You know what?
<Oz> I actually did that going, "Damn, I hope Fury hasn't filled her quota of homoerotic quotes for the quotes thread."

Uh....
<Oz> Bers, you've obviously never tried man-crotch then.
<Agent_Bers> obviously
<Oz> You suck.
<Oz> Oh, wait, no you don't.

That is badass.
<Zero_X> You know you're badass when you can combine your mecha with your ship, convert your ship into a huge mecha, and punch a hole in the universe.

MORE BOOZE!
<Scolopendra> Hmmmm. Drink now, or drink later?
<Oz> Both.
<Scolopendra> An excellent compromise!

Usually Carlos is the one doing the killing...
<Mei_Ikari> If Carlos comes in here I'm going to kill all of you.

Public Service Announcement
<Oz> Stealing movies is a felony.
<Oz> It's just like robbing the elderly.
<Oz> OR MURDER

If you say so
<Karma> THE CAKE IS A LIE

Knowledge of the Ancients
<Firefury> Ah, Nationstates. Where "fuck" has become a legitimate prefix in the metric system.

Mm... blasphemy! =D
<Helen_Ikari> "Clearly God exists... no way in hell this could be random!"
<Sirithil> The scariest notion is that God could be a college student messing around with an excel spreadsheet on his laptop.
<Sirithil> <God> "Oh hey, this is cool, oxy-nitro atmosphere and lots of water!"
<Sirithil> <God> "Let's start a thread and see what happens on this rock."
<Helen_Ikari> <God> "Fuck! Fragged the harddrive... oh well, I never liked the dinosaurs anyway."
<Sirithil> <Lucifer> That's what you get for not saving often. <God> Oh, you are *so* banished.
<Helen_Ikari> <God> "Me dammit, Lucifer! Get your porn off the computer!"
<Sirithil> <God> Begone from the heavenly dorm room! You shall move into the shitty vacant apartment downstairs!
<Sirithil> <Lucifer> *packs his stuff* Just you wait. You'll never find all the trojans I left on your machine!

Uh...? Again!
<Tsaraine> The Lord thy Tsar is full of chicken. :)

Cuddly!
<Mangala> You adorable killer death bot you

Attack Duck!
<Karma> I want an attack duck
<Karma> go capture me one and fedex it

More Transformers
<Karma> prime runs like a retard.
<Mei_Ikari> You'd run like that too if your lower legs were the back end of a semi truck.

And lastly...
<Mei_Ikari> We are the last hope of humanity OOPS FUCK WE TRIPPED OVER YOUR GARDEN HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SKIT SHOULD GO ON FOR AN HOUR

Drakonian Imperium

25-10-2007, 22:40

Sometimes its nice to make fun at the expense of fictional sexist/racist peoples...

[15:06] Sirithil: Questers is conservative largely in the context of conserving the BEAT THE DARKIES mentality
[15:06] AustarUnion|semi-working: Not particularly MattIJN
[15:06] MattIJN: siri
[15:06] MattIJN: quit attacking my freedom
[15:07] Sirithil: I'm attacking your lack of it *fluffles Matt's hair*
[15:07] * MattIJN frowns :(
[15:07] MattIJN: besides, I'm conservative in many other ways too.
[15:07] Sirithil: Questers is what happens when the white man enjoys his burden ;)

Never take Questers unless otherwise directed by your Doctor.

[15:25] James|Midlonia: Questarians - WARNING Side effects may include: Racism, bigotry, sexism, bloodthirsty attempts at imperialism, slanted eyes, and urge to build gigantic and impratical naval vessels

Krytenia

26-10-2007, 21:36

Typos are contagious. Immunise your kids!
<Casari> only in a magical fairy world or if you're killing everyone bot 30 people
<Casari> but*
<Bostopia> ypu
<Bostopia> *yup
<Casari> you water the NHL playing in England, Kry?
<Casari> ugh
<Casari> watch

The Crimm

09-12-2007, 03:39

[21:27] * Alakantar_Aleanrahel will never do an online word game again
[21:28] <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> I did 200 crossword puzzles in 2 days just so I can redeem the points for a Microsoft Wireless Mouse and Keyboard...never ever again.

Rejistania

10-12-2007, 05:25

You remember the former windows fan? Well...

<Allanea> Command lines ftw

Reploid Productions

08-01-2008, 06:07

Siri says so, so it must be true!
<Sirithil> Candy is delicious and should be devoured with abandon.

Methods of persuasion
<Nathi|crashed> Just ... make it very uncomfortable for them to live there. ;)
<Nathi|crashed> 'Encourage' them to relocate.
<Sirithil> Personally, I think large-yield torpedoes could be very persuasive.

ERROR!
<Scolopendra> error '80020009' <
Imnsvale> Is that a windows update error
<Imnsvale> It sounds familiar
<Scolopendra> It's an error in your mom.
<Sunset> You know it's The Future when your mom Blue Screens.

Kaenei's Grave - Part 1
<Kaenei> I want as big a plot, and as big a gravestone as possible.
<Kaenei> I want people to walk past me and say, "Who the fuck did that guy think he was with such a pompous winged statue of an angel weeping crimson tears of small rainbow children at his passing."

Kaenei's Grave - Part 2. NOW WITH MORE WANG!
<Kaenei> I shall require my heirs to build multiple levels on to my grave.
<Kaenei> Each more glorious than the last and each a testament to my enormous penis, and therefore, enormous greatness.
<Kaenei> It shall be ten stories high, and furnished with silks, golds, jewels and wang appreciation.
<Katganistan> your headstone should be in the shape of an enormous penis.
<Kaenei> BUILD ME A WANG CULT WORTHY OF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Kaenei's Grave - Part 3 - What a prick!
<Sirithil> From as far as London on the far northern horizon there shall be a colossal wang, reaching for the sky
<Katganistan> "Wow, would you look at this prick?"

Kaenei's Grave - Conclusion
<Kaenei> Hey Nathi, come appreciate my giant concrete wang.
<Kaenei> It shall be visible from all corners of this island.
<Sirithil> A giant concrete gold-plated wang.

More innuendo!
<Kaenei> WOOP WOOP!
<Kaenei> TOO LOW, PEVERSION! PULL UP!
* Sirithil watches Kae crash in perverted fire xD
<Firefury> Pulling up doesn't seem the best course of action when dealing with perversion anyway
<Nathicana> Pull up or pull out? *ducks*

Sex fiends?
<Tsaraine> I suppose being a regional economic power is recompense enough for being a nation of depraved sex fiends.

Yippee-ki-yay!
<Imperator_Titan_Astra> McCLAIN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE WING OF THIS PLANE?
<Sirithil> Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker! :D

Train things!
<Cetaganda> Sunset rocks like a really rocky thing
<Cetaganda> So, I believe there's some sort of train thingy?
<Cetaganda> And zombies.

Understatement
* Battlestar_Caledonia decides that Tsaroplane is a Lockheed TriStar.
* Tsaraine has pointed out to you before that I am not in fact an aircraft of any sort, and these three pairs of wings are in fact a badge of my high office.
<Cetaganda> I also find that Tsar does not resemble and aeroplane.
* Battlestar_Caledonia connects tsar to a high-pressure refuelling line. I will proove it.
* Battlestar_Caledonia begins pumping many thousands of gallons of aviation fuel.
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> This can only end badly.

Uh....
* Mei_Ikari assaults Allanea with Andy Serkis.
<Mei_Ikari> IN A THONG.
<Allanea> AWESOME

See above.
<Allanea> It was worth it, you know. I did end up getting laid.
<Allanea> Trying Linux that is.
<Allanea> not cybering Landhawk.

Only twice?
<NightShade|California> I was sitting in the Bancroft Library over at UC Berkeley and this hot chick I knew that hung out at the Goth store sat next to me at the computers... next thing she slides this pink candy looking thing about the size of a dime to me and tells me to eat it.
<Sirithil> .....and you ate it?
<NightShade|California> Well... it looked like one of those damned Bottle Cap candies.
<NightShade|California> Shit. it's only happened to me twice.

Goatraping?
<Karma> space coyote says you were not missed, but he's a dick sometimes
<Sakkra> Jebus goatraping CHRIST that coyote!

More wangs
<Tsaraine> Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
<Sakkra> Better to eat delicious cake (which is, apparently, a lie) than a bag of wangs.

Appropos
<Kajal> well, I don't think a c'tan will technically be able to reproduce in mammallian fashion.
<Sirithil> I think he can, though I forget his explanation as to how.
<Tsaraine> "Wankery". :P
<Sirithil> That's what it boils down to, yeah.
<Firefury> Wankery to describe sexual reproduction... how... appropriate.

An excellent question!
<Karma> "If the box remains closed, does the ebay rating remain in a state of quantum superposition?

ZE RAPINGS!
<Ranisath|Ctan> Orion's Arm: Actually, the front page still says 'where hard science meets space opera'. Sure, where space opera chats up hard science over the internet, pretending to be a 16-year old girl, then 'meets' it in a dark alleyway and says 'Don't scream or I'll cut ya'.

SANTA IZ SRIOUS BIZNESS!
<Katganistan> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT NOT LEAVING SANTA MILK AND COOKIES? IF YOU LEAVE HIM BROCCOLI AND CAULIFLOWER THE GAS WILL KILL THE REINDEER AND HE WILL LEAVE COAL IN YOUR STOCKING! HOME BAKED COOKIES AND MILK FTW!

Jolt Sucketh
* Pythagosaurus kickeths le jolt
<Katganistan> yay it sucketh mightily, yea, though the hamsters be fed on golden carrots....

So what's that make Tsar?
<Tsaraine> I love my mother, but she's a silly silly penguin. :D

MOAR LIEZ!
<Scolopendra> THE SIRI IS A LIE
<Scolopendra> SHE IS NOT CANADIAN SHE IS A MORMON

Fire makes everything better!
* Kajal wonders if we can fix the government with a liberal application of fire.

No, really, they don't.
<Sunset> Someone has to manufacture some kind of mindfucking device...

Carlos in a dress FTW!
<Carlos|Sore> on a more random note is there anything more horrifying a thought than Carlos being best man at a wedding?
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Carlos being matron of honor at a wedding?

Carlos - Underwear Elitist!
<Rezo> <Carlos|Sore> navy issued undies ftw! <--- Pity they're so... conventional, no?
<Carlos|Sore> try unsupportive, lacking crotchal firmness and quite quite quite too tight
<Carlos|Sore> well they sag in the ass
<Carlos|Sore> and squeeze in the crotch
<Carlos|Sore> u want a pair rezo?
<Carlos|Sore> Pink! want some navy issued undies?

What is this 'sense' that you speak of?
<Awake-Kzintosh> Yes, well, when's the last time we've ever had to make any sort of sense around here?
<Sirithil> You make a very compelling argument.

If you say so...
<Bers|Away> The Spine of the Cosmos makes a silly hat.

ROFLCOPTER!
<Kandarin> MACHINES FOR THE MACHINE MOD?
<Traitor_Nicademus> You're doing it all wrong!
<Kostemetsia> ROFLCOPTER TO THE SKIES ABOVE

See? Fire DOES make everything better!
* Kajal sets the atmosphere on fire.
* Kajal calls the result a "creme brulee"

Sinfully delicious!
* Iu reads some more stuff on the CAP alert and actually comes across an instance of the word "sinema"
<Iu> ....SIN-EMA! XD
<Tsaraine> Sin-enema!
<Iu> Can we start a Sin-ema, Scolo? We'll need some extra-sinful films to show

What's Doc smoking?
<doc_evilonxda> LAUNCH ALLL HAM GUNS im goonna eat me some fried pig

Whatever it is, he needs help!
<doc_evilonxda> always used that naked courtroom thing in your head to build up your self confidence? VIRITUAL NUDE VISION WILL SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM

Maximum WHAT?
* Mei_Ikari gives Karma MAXIMUM NUTS.

It's true!
* Mei_Ikari likes the mechs in Armoured Core 4. I CAN HAVE TANK TREADS.
<HiroProtagonist> mei, if you had it your way, you would find a girlfriend with tank treads

CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER GAP!
<Scolopendra> OH NOES THE MUSLIMS ARE BEATING CHRISTENDOM IN THE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER RACE!
<Scolopendra> MISTER PRESIDENT, WE CANNOT ALLOW... A CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER GAP!

In Soviet $nation, $noun $verbs YOU!
<Tsaraine> Another thing militating against the local Tsarainese lingerie industry is that when you say "I make sex toys for a living" at a party, people reply "That must be really interesting" and change the subject quickly.
<Helen_Ikari> In the Hack, you'd leave with ten orders. Or put on an impromptu show.
<Tsaraine> Because in the Hack, you fuck burecracy. As opposed to the opposite in Tsaraine. :D
<Sirithil> In Soviet Tsaraine, bureaucracy FUCKS YOU!

Killer Waffles!
* Kajal puts some cinnamon-toast flavor waffles in the toaster oven'
* Kajal has left IRC
<Firefury> Guess the waffles fought back.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Fiercely.

You call that fun?!
<CetaActual> Half the fun is hitting the transport button and praying the shields come back up before the enemy fires.

Flailing!
<Awake-Kzintosh> Anyway, I plan on running this only slightly more structured than I did S-14.
<CetaActual> IE, letting us flail around until we blow something up?

Liverpool England

23-01-2008, 04:36

He reigns!

[11:30am] • LE ughs, withdraws, kills Alak
[11:31am] Alakantar_Aleanrahel: :(
[11:31am] • Alakantar_Aleanrahel dies
[11:31am] Alakantar_Aleanrahel: Why kill me?
[11:32am] Scolopendra: <Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Why kill me? <--- "Don't tase me, bro!"
[11:32am] • Alakantar_Aleanrahel is dead and moves on into whatever drow afterlife there is
[11:32am] Yamatto: there isn't one
[11:32am] LE: an afterlife where you get free reign over a number of Taser guns
[11:32am] Yamatto: drow have no souls.
[11:32am] LE: lol
[11:32am] Alakantar_Aleanrahel: :'(
[11:32am] Yamatto: POINTIES HAVE NO SOULS AND GOD HATES THEM
[11:32am] Yamatto: he told me so himself.
[11:32am] Alakantar_Aleanrahel: But...
[11:33am] Neutron: John 3:16 "I don't love pointies."
[11:33am] Scolopendra: For our god is a righteous god. He reigns.

Loutra oreas Elenis

23-01-2008, 21:48

Jonathan Iasonidis(philosopher:The only thing that i know is that i know nothing

king Ioannes the 2nd: you must always eat fried potatoes with your fish.

last king frinichus(adressing the rebels who were about to kill him:
-kill me with our tradinional honourable way.
-my future former king we don't have a traditional way of assasinating.
-ok then use your imagination.

(the rebels chopped the king into slices and sold him
as low quality sticks.:eek:

Krytenia

16-02-2008, 00:32

Just when you thought it was safe to step into #nssport:

<Sorthern_Northland> hmm my Brazilian rhymes with dildo :(
<Sorthern_Northland> and sounds a lot like it

Sigma Octavus

23-02-2008, 11:56

It's all hypothetical, of course.

[03:47] <Gaelith> So you just killed three people
[03:47] <Gaelith> And you're sitting in their living room among their remains
[03:47] <Gaelith> And you're going to wait until the police comes in before you blow their brains out
[03:47] <Gaelith> What music do you play on the stereo?
[03:47] <Kostemetsia> So basically, what you're saying Gaelith, is that you're a mass murderer
[03:47] <Gaelith> *blow your brains out
[03:47] <Gaelith> For dramatic effect
[03:48] <Kostemetsia> I'd say Black Sabbath NIB
[03:48] <Kostemetsia> So what are you doing using their computer?
[03:48] <Sigma|> Barbie girl, by Aqua. To complete the insanity case.
[03:48] <Gaelith> Relax Max by Dinah Washington
[03:48] <Rezo> I approve of Sigma|'s suggestion
[03:48] <Kostemetsia> Sigma: SECONDED

Midlonia

01-03-2008, 03:47

This is what happens when several channel members have had a few drinks....

* James|Middie wonders how apartheid chess would work...
<Scolopendra> heeheehee
<Sirithil> Easy, james, all the black pieces are pawns
<Scolopendra> "Only white can take anything. Ever. And black has nothing but pawns and one queen (Mandela)"
<Monhin> ><
<James|Middie> White's all Queens and the blacks are all pawns? BUT there's like. 3 queens and forty pawns.
<Scolopendra> Heeheehee
* NG has joined #nationstates
<Scolopendra> We still need kings
<Scolopendra> OOH OOH ZIMBABWE CHESS
<James|Middie> So they have to develop a strategy that allows them to keep control of bits of the board when the black peices start to move....
<Sirithil> Mandela is the black king but he can't move until thirty moves into the game
* NG has left #nationstates
<James|Middie> And he gets put in a prison square for a further 10 turns.
<MatveyAVMF> XD APARTHEID CHESS
* Central_Prestonia has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Scolopendra> At which point he takes all pieces in all adjacent squares
<Scolopendra> And can convert white pieces into black ones
<Scolopendra> And can get other players from across the room to interfere
<James|Middie> You think we could get away with putting this in the quotes thread?
<Scolopendra> Worse has been done.
<Sirithil> [21:40:30] <Scolopendra> And can convert white pieces into black ones <-- yes, the devastating 'racial guilt' maneuver
<James|Middie> White Man's Burden
* Monhin stamps it with the official "Ethnic Seal of Approval"

The Crimm

03-04-2008, 06:13

I know it's bad form to post yourself... but I'm not what's hilarious about this.

[01:02] <Webster> I still have several year old TGs saved. They made me happy.
[01:02] <Crimm|Desktop> My oldest... Received: 1456 days ago
[01:02] <Crimm|Desktop> damn
[01:03] <Webster> Received: 1319 days ago
[01:03] <Webster> "I contact you in the name of the Heartland region"
[01:04] <Crimm|Desktop> Mine... "On this day the Dread Fires have arisen yet again"
[01:04] <Crimm|Desktop> Guess the sender...
[01:04] <Webster> Of the seven TGs, two are from now non-existant countries.
[01:04] <Webster> No idea.
[01:04] <Crimm|Desktop> then you stupid
[01:04] <Webster> No, I stopped RPing in March '03
[01:04] <Webster> And didn't RP much anyway before that.
[01:04] <Crimm|Desktop> Dread. Fires.
[01:04] <Crimm|Desktop> DreadFires
[01:04] <Crimm|Desktop> Dreadfire.
[01:05] <Iyanna> Ahh the Teletubbies?
[01:05] * Webster shrugs.
[01:05] <Webster> Is it from someone named "Dreadfire"?
[01:05] <Crimm|Desktop> Now I know you're just fucking with me
[01:05] <Webster> Only dread I know is Nathi.
[01:05] <Crimm|Desktop> Damien Dreadfire
[01:06] <Webster> Never heard of him.
[01:06] <Crimm|Desktop> and I'm [violet]
[01:06] <Webster> Stop lying.
[01:06] <Crimm|Desktop> I'm sorry.
[01:06] <Crimm|Desktop> I'm [dredd]
[01:06] <Webster> Stop lying.
[01:07] <Crimm|Desktop> Are you serious that you don't know who the hell Damien Dreadfire is?
[01:07] <Webster> Yes.
[01:07] <Crimm|Desktop> A.M.F.
[01:07] <Webster> Oh, AMF.
[01:07] <Webster> Heard of him.
[01:07] <Webster> Seen him a few times, too. Never RP'd, though.
[01:07] <Crimm|Desktop> Wow.

...

[01:07] <Crimm|Desktop> Wow.

That about covers it.

Steel Butterfly

03-04-2008, 14:07

Oddly enough my oldest telegram is from AMF too...1228 days ago

weird

Reploid Productions

31-05-2008, 00:11

Fucking fury?
<TheHate> TASTE MY FUCKING FURY, KELL HOUNDS! BUWAHAHAH!
<Firefury> Somehow that statement is all kinds of wrongness.

Is that really that basic?
<Tsaraine> "I don't like couples who, when reduced to their most basic geometric form, resemble a square and an aardvark."

Coming from Siri, this doesn't surprise me for some strange reason
<Sirithil> "If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough violence."
Units of (body count) measurement
<Kajal> It's only 27 megadeaths... these things happen!
<Sirithil> Well, hey, Stalin said something about a statistic.
* Kandarin wonders if you can get that in kilohitlers
<Sirithil> It's only about four hitlers, sorry.
<Sirithil> Though I think we can work up a kilohitler or two if Pilon keeps causing trouble.
You know, I'm running out of variations of "What?"
<Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Have you ever had your knees lock up in the crotched position in the middle of Wal-Mart with a girlfriend?
<Scolopendra> I've never been in a crotched position.
<Scolopendra> That's what you get for being fresh with your girlfriend in public.
SPACE KOALA!
<CetaActual> Fuzzie Wuzzie was a bear. Fuzzie Wuzzie had no hair. Fuzzie Wuzzie wasn't very fuzzy OMG ARGH THE SPACE KOALA-WEASEL IS EATING MY FACE."
Be very afraid
<CetaActual> :D
<Imnsvale> :D
<Scolopendra> :D
<Firefury> Somehow the idea of Ceta, Imns, AND Scolo all with psycho :D faces frightens me.
<Scolopendra> :D
<CetaActual> :D
And they still do fail me

<Doc_Evilonavich> therefore my bolos are mostly armoured with THE CONGEALED PRODUCT OF WANK
* Firefury <( . . . )
<Firefury> .... That's.... words fail me.
But will it make you invisible?
* Karma now has ONE REMOTE TO RULE...all those lesser remotes.
Sandpaper goes where?
* Webster comes back from the shower.
<Webster> I has a friction burn. :(
<Sigma|> from the shower?
<Webster> Drying myself off.
<Webster> Back of my neck.
<Firefury> WTF do you use to towel off? /Sandpaper/?
O rly?
<Scolopendra> Aliens should know their place. IN THE KITCHEN.
BTW
<Kajal> "Well, we're all friends so DEATH TO THE INFIDELS ps by the way ur an infidel now"
An excellent proposition!
<Tsaraine> If heavy weapons are banned, I'll just develop man-portable antimatter missiles.
OMG ZOMIE!
* Tsaraine sends the Ghost of Christmas Future, Zombie Marx and Rasputin to teach Sirithil the true meaning of international Charity/Communism/Christianity.
* Sirithil exorcises Christmas Future, re-kills zombie marx with a chainsaw, and handily defeats Rasputin in a mage duel.
You do that
<Tsaraine> It's a Makou!
<Makou> Wait, where?
<Tsaraine> Over there!
<Firefury> *gasp!*
<Makou> That son of a bitch, I'll kill 'em
Your mods at work
<Erastide> pook!
<Pythagosaurus> egad!
<Erastide> zomg
<Pythagosaurus> merf?
<Erastide> snrk!
<Pythagosaurus> TED!
<Erastide> bear?
<Pythagosaurus> .com
Are you sure?
* Tsaraine is not a matress!
The mandatory homoerotic quote, now with sci-fi flavor!
<@|Karma|> sunset is no asteroid.
* +Sunset is a space station!
* +Iu shoots torpedoes down Sunset's exhaust port.
<+Firefury> Is that what they're calling it now?
The wisdom of the Ancients?
<@Scolopendra> "My dick is bigger than yours, therefore, I'm in charge."
Me? Innocent?
<+Firefury> ... Why do you think I'm of such a weak constituiton that I can't handle some perverse jokes? XP
<Sunset> Firefury writes Skyraider. I'm sure she's got a whole back bench of perversions.
<+Kajal> I don't know! For some reason I've got this image of Fury being the innocent, wholesome one despite everything!
* +Firefury falls over in hysterics
Really now?
<+Kajal> I usually ride the car all the way to the ground when I send it off bridges.
<+Kajal> 's more survivable.
Siri zings Canada, Saudi Arabia, and Scientology in one fell swoop
<+Sirithil> Alberta's what Saudi Arabia would be like if it was covered with wheat instead of sand, didn't privately want all us infidels dead, and didn't get all its laws out of a 1400-year-old book written by a guy who had the same idea Hubbard did.
I get the mental image of Scolo doing the Chicken Dance
<@TheAtomicCentipedeSleeps> And I tend to put my hands on my shoulders and use my arms as flippers
Breasts the size of WHAT?
<@Scolopendra> Hmm, that looks vaguely familiar, even if it isn't being bitchslapped by a giant exotic-haired woman with breasts the size of a bedroom.

The Crimm

07-08-2008, 20:30

In #Gholgoth, after IDA kept logging in and out.

[15:24] <Crimm> IDA, get a better ISP
[15:24] <IDA> Crimm
[15:24] <IDA> My pockets would cry
[15:25] <IDA> Unemployed IDA is unemployed
[15:25] <IDA> *Looking to fix that tho'
[15:25] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> He has sentient pockets.
[15:25] * Yafor2|AuxOrcs runnns! :P
[15:25] <IDA> Careful Yaffles, they don't want anyone to know
[15:25] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Oh, sorry
[15:25] <Yafor2|AuxOrcs> (that was to the pockets)

The Gupta Dynasty

07-08-2008, 20:43

Most of these are from ages ago, but whatever. ;)

Spiz' gets some advice on how to use the internet.
<Whyatica> ..DRAFTROOM IS NOT GOOGLE.
<Whyatica> GOOGLE IS GOOGLE.
<Whyatica> USE IT.

Nova Brittanica.
<MattIJN> which gives me 2 options
<MattIJN> 1.) back down 2.) attack
<Doom> WAR!!!
<Doom> and BACK DOWN!!!!
<Yafor2|Studying> Doom, doing both makes you Nova Brittanica.

Maybe his smoothie, then?
<ESF> you're flag doesn't blend well
<Druida> It doesn't blend well?
<Druida> It's a fecking flag!
<Druida> Not a smoothie!

No explanation.
<MattBSM> i wonder what its like to be a really hot girl

This tells us things about Clandonia.
<TIOR> Clandonia
<TIOR> Your submarine is a giant penis

Oliverrian elections. Or lack thereof.
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=537327 <--- Yaforite elections, please comment. :)
<Oliverry> pfft... Oliverrian elections need no thread :P
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Oliverrian elections: "We give only one name to the people. Makes it easier on them."
<LE|zzzz> lol
<Oliverry> Oliverrian elections are fair
<Oliverry> it just happens that the centre-left seems to dominate since 60 years
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> <Oliverry> Oliverrian elections are fair <--- Yeah, the Chinese say that too. :P
<LE|zzzz> LOL

This might be more accurate if Congo was called "Russia".
<SodaPopinski> praetonia is the only brit at his school
<SodaPopinski> redcoat
<SodaPopinski> redcoat
<Praetonia> o.0
<Praetonia> Brits aren't all that rare Soda, especially in Britain
<Merlin> Brits are an extinct species in England
<Merlin> they are like black people in Russia
<Merlin> anyone ever seen a black Russian?

Pretty much.
<SodaPopinski> you know whats ironic
<Free> iron?

What if I used Visa?
<MattIJN> 3 million tons of steel = how much?
<Spizania> its high grade steel though
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> <MattIJN> 3 million tons of scrap = $? <--- Priceless. I use Mastercard.
<MattIJN> XD
<Spizania> XD

An affliction that often greets the world.
<Aleos[Sleeping]> And now I'm really off
<Yafalonia> Suure. ;)
<Yafalonia> See you
<Aleos[Sleeping]> Heh
<Aleos[Sleeping]> Why can't I go to bed because of Haven?

Time stamps would tell the whole story.
* Yafor2|AuxOrcs wonders where Adejaani is
<Aleos> lulz
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> (and don't you dare say "Australia" :P)
<Aleos> In Australia last time I checked. :p
<Aleos> HIVE MIND
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> HIVE MIND

Who does Aralonia crack up, then?
<Aurum_Domus> Gens Romae cracks me up
<Aurum_Domus> what a fuckign n00b
<DanHawking[Aralonia]> You crack me up
<DanHawking[Aralonia]> what a fucking n00b

Did Orwell even believe in theocracies?
<Doom|> hrmmm
<Doom|> you know
<Doom|> i think my NS country can classify as Orwellian
<Doom|> <.<
<Yafalonia> I think your NS country can function as "insane theocracy"
<Doom|> ya
<Doom|> but its an orwellian one
<Doom|> :P

Long but totally worth it. Yixin tries to unravel a mystery. He doesn't do a very good job. And here's a clue that makes this funnier - I was telling the truth. *wink*
<Catalasia> TSS is obsessed with boobs specifically, and women's bodies in general, for some reason.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> he's male Catalasia
<Yixin_Gunsmith> he's male.
<Catalasia> oh, maybe that explains it then.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> it should
<Yixin_Gunsmith> and i've come to the conclusion
<Yixin_Gunsmith> you're female Catalasia
<Catalasia> I don't know, I know some guys who aren't.
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Catalasia is genderless.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> if you were a guy
<Yixin_Gunsmith> you'd understand
<Catalasia> * Yafor2|AuxOrcs is correct.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> Catalasia has a gender, she's just not telling us because you think we're gonna sexually harass you
<Catalasia> Considering the way you guys carry on, I actually think you're just a bunch of immature .... people. I'm pretty sure you're not serious when you go around asking everyone who MIGHT! be female for nekkid pix plzkthx.
<Catalasia> I hope you're not serious, at least.
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Yixin, you know who Catalasia is, right?
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> (apart from Genderless)
* Catalasia is Catalasia?
<Yixin_Gunsmith> no
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Oh no, not this again.
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Take one guess, Yixin.
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Starts with a "c", is insane, odd, and likes to change nicknames.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> oh FUCK.
<Hamp> Charles Darwin?
* Yixin_Gunsmith feels REALLY awkward.
<Catalasia> DING! Correct!
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> haha
<Catalasia> I'm Darwin! I win!
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> You have hit the jackpot of...1,000,000 dollars!
<Catalasia> YOUR GRANDMA WAS A MONKEY.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> ok, Czardas
<Catalasia> The governmen deducts 1,000,001 of those in taxes!
<Yixin_Gunsmith> what the fuck???
<Yixin_Gunsmith> what didn't you say anything earlier?
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> HE doesn't want anyone to know, Yixin.
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> I like to spoil his life.
* Catalasia has a life?
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Good point.
<Catalasia> anyway, what makes you think my incarnation as Czardas is also male?
<Catalasia> We're all multiple personalities of the same genderless organism!
<Yixin_Gunsmith> Czardas i'm sure is male.... unless
<Yixin_Gunsmith> shit
<Yixin_Gunsmith> we had this debate before
<Yixin_Gunsmith> damnit
<Yixin_Gunsmith> just give me your gender
<Yixin_Gunsmith> and i'll stop asking
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> She's male.
* Catalasia already told you.
* Yixin_Gunsmith twitches
* Catalasia is a male woman and/or a female man.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> STOP FUCKING WITH MY HEAD
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Or a transexual genderless
<Catalasia> I'm a blue-skinned hermaphrodite from the planet Aurora.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> ok, transsexual i can accept
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> And genderless?
<Yixin_Gunsmith> no
<Yixin_Gunsmith> i cannot accept genderless
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Then you are stuck, I'm afraid.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> i can accept hermaphoditism
<Yixin_Gunsmith> but not genderless
* James|Midlonia backhands Catalasia across the face
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Or you can accept that Czardas' gender does not matter.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> no, it does
* Catalasia ows
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> And that s/he is going to act the same, no matter what.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> because otherwise, i will go insane
<James|Midlonia> Czardas is a guy
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Aren't you already there? :P
<James|Midlonia> Cata is a different person iirc.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> oh shit
<Yixin_Gunsmith> DMANIT
<Yixin_Gunsmith> DAMNIT*
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> That's not true, James.
<Yixin_Gunsmith> I AM REALLY CONFUSED.
* Catalasia might be a different person. Or not.
* Catalasia isn't sure.
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Catalasia = Czardas = Steel and Fire = The Resi Corporation
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> (sorry, had to bring Resi into this. :P)
<Catalasia> = [violet] = HotRodia = Yafor 2 = Midlonia = MassPwnage = Sirithil = Max Barry.
<Catalasia> We could go on and on all day.
<Yafor2|AuxOrcs> Indeed we could.

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