NationStates Jolt Archive

<Gehenna> We have comfy racks...um...rooms.
* BodyguardBarry leans his head on Gehenna's rack.
<BodyguardBarry> ...I mean room.

lmao :lol:

"I'm fed up of death being personified, it's such a cliche nowadays! The guy has a big enough job without people going round pretending to be him!"

-- Forgot Who

[9:43] SlagdorTheKitchenGod: Nathi IS scary.
[9:43] SlagdorTheKitchenGod: And I've spoken to her.
[9:43] SlagdorTheKitchenGod: OUT LOUD.
[9:43] SlagdorTheKitchenGod: And she has a DARTH VADER VOICE.

[9:43] SlagdorTheKitchenGod: Nathi IS scary.
[9:43] SlagdorTheKitchenGod: And I've spoken to her.
[9:43] SlagdorTheKitchenGod: OUT LOUD.
[9:43] SlagdorTheKitchenGod: And she has a DARTH VADER VOICE.

*Hears that being said by Homestar Runner in my head...laughs*

:cry: no quote for norman :cry:

[9:50] SlagdorTheSpiceGirl: Nah.
[9:50] SlagdorTheSpiceGirl: Nathi and I are kewl like dat.
[9:50] SlagdorTheSpiceGirl: Nathi is my domestic counsel.
[9:50] LandHawk: So why is she so horribly evil and cold?
[9:52] * LandHawk prods Slag
[9:52] LandHawk: Answer me, I want to know.
[9:53] SlagdorTheSpiceGirl: Because she sold her soul to Satan in exchange for robot arms.
[9:53] SlagdorTheSpiceGirl: Now she's a machine of infinite destruction.
[9:53] LandHawk: ...
[9:54] SlagdorTheSpiceGirl: And dey don't take nunna yo bullshit.
[9:54] LandHawk: Of all the answers I was expecting, that was not one of them.
[9:54] LandHawk: She needs a heart.
[9:54] SlagdorTheSpiceGirl: She has two kids actually.
[9:54] LandHawk: Someone send her to Oz.
[9:54] SlagdorTheSpiceGirl: She had three, but she ate one.

While there are lots of funny ones on here... I wish to add a serious quote. One I think is excellent.

It is a flawed ideology.
No, the implementation is flawed. The USSR's leadership was corrupted by the power and trust given to them by the public, making it into a sham communist state.

One day there may be a socialist or communist government that does actually work, but now? We are still too power hungry a race of beings to not be corrupted.

Piddly Woo Too.
A mouse ran up his shoe.
He made a big region, and nobody joined
He pissed off the mods, and ended up deat
He's dead meat, very dead meat
Poor Piddly Woo Too.

[5:19] LE: I know! Honey Glazed Gehennas!
[5:19] SlagdorTheCookinator: Yeah, you WOULD like to glaze Gehenna with honey, sicko...
[5:20] LE: Or a chunck of squirrel?

<Treznor> So, what have you been discussing behind my back? :-)
<Firefury> The logistics of moving a shitload of people =p
<Edwin|Sunset> shitload > metric f---ton > assload?
<Makou> I think this goes beyond "shitload"
* SlagdorTheCookinator thinks you should upgrade to HOLY metric f---ton.
<Firefury> Okay, how about "metric gigaf---ton"?
<Makou> And a half
<Imnsvale> Point two.
<James_Starke> and three-quarters
<Makou> Times pi.
<Firefury> Okay, who's posting this to the quotes thread? =p
<SlagdorTheCookinator> Furthermore, nothing to me has even been able to touch "SWEET JESUS EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!"

[5:19] LE: I know! Honey Glazed Gehennas!
[5:19] SlagdorTheCookinator: Yeah, you WOULD like to glaze Gehenna with honey, sicko...
[5:20] LE: Or a chunck of squirrel?
LOL... Slag's the sicko.

<Melkor_> screw the Trium
* BodyguardBarry screws the Trium
<Melkor_> screw them up their stupid asses
* BodyguardBarry starts with Siri


*ahem* edited only slightly for content ... from back during the Melkor vs the UTP and all that mess.

too bad i took the penny and now u have a f--- cat

[07:59] <Rezo> no matter where i go, everywhere trium <.<
[07:59] <Timofeyev> We see -all-
[07:59] <Terr|work> We -are- all.
[08:00] * Timofeyev trips over the ottoman because he wasn't looking
[08:00] * Terr|work levitates and spins. "Joooiiiinnn uuussss..."
[08:00] * Timofeyev does a Dick Van Dyke roll and spreads his arms like a figure-skater. "Ta-daaaa!"
[08:00] * Rezo resumes building his IPCM with the 100Gigaton warhead to use it on titan
[08:01] <Rezo> And you can´t do ANYTHING against it because it´s OMG STEALTHY! *cough*
[08:02] <Timofeyev> Actually... we're OMG STEALTHY! proof.
[08:02] <Terr|work> InterPlanetary Cr00z M1zz1l3?
[08:02] <Timofeyev> It has to be at least OMGZ0RPLEX STEALTHY!!!!11shiftonehelddownwiththeoccasionalampersandfromatwo11!@!!z0rded
[08:03] <Rezo> heh

<Treznor> I still say the official NDA response to the reformation of GDODAD should be "..."


so let it be written, so let it be done. *grins*

We wish to join this august organization!

Führer Smurf
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_evil_smurfs.jpg

Too small.

The SLAGLands is severely disappointed in Automagfreek's new standard for judging nations. Apparently, Smurfs are "too small" to join GDODAD. Well, I'll have you know that these lil' bastards are people, too... creepy blue people, yes... but people...

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p1229.jpg
Wololo
Minister of Smurfing Rights
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

:Limited Edition tag:

And AMFs response to Slag:



The SLAGLands is severely disappointed in Automagfreek's new standard for judging nations. Apparently, Smurfs are "too small" to join GDODAD. Well, I'll have you know that these lil' bastards are people, too... creepy blue people, yes... but people...


OOC:

*Smacks SLAG*

You know what I meant!

Can't forget that.

"Axackal, you're a irradiating crater. Stay in character." -DNS

Note that it's not irritating crater, but irradiating.

Just a note: If you quote yourself, it`s not a quote, but horribly poor.

Bleh, it's "irradiated," not "irradiating."

Nah, he's still in the process of irradiating. It would be irradiated if he stopped pretending to be alive.

Just a note: If you quote yourself, it`s not a quote, but horribly poor.

Sorry, but it's in one of axy's threads, and the odds of most people looking in there are very slim.

*kicks self for not saving the IRC chat about the Amish*

[01:45] <Quin> Hack, frankly your smurf posts are stupid >_>
[01:49] <[hack]> So are your war threads.
[01:50] <Quin> Meh.
[01:50] <Quin> I had a better Casus Belli than some people.

Children...

--Scolo

This thread should be posted to the archive, because it really does rock. :)
It's like a collection of the most memorable chats in NS history :)

This has officially replaced "SWEET JESUS EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!!!" as my favorite thing ever said on this site:

I agree with Normack. SLAGlands is the worst mod ever. Consider these facts:

July 28, 1914, SLAGlands takes a wrong turn while driving Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife Sophie away from assassins in Sarajevo, directly causing WWI.

On November 22, 1963, SLAGlands takes the correct route while driving John F. Kennedy through Dallas, directly leading to the president's assassination.

In the small wee hours of January 26, 1986, SLAGlands turns the AC in his luxury Florida condo way down and then leaves a window open. This air conditions the entire neighbourhood of Cape Kennedy, directly causing the Challenger disaster.

During the Mexico world cup quarter finals, SLAGlands scores a goal by punching the ball into the net, purposefully cheating to defeat England and take Argentina, ultimately, to the finals.

Last week, SLAGlands slaps my pet dog.

During SLAGlands term as moderator, Texas became the most polluted state in the union, and Houston overtook LA as the US's smoggiest city. Also, a prestigious online report shows that the SLAGlands has an IQ of 91, exactly half that of his predecessor, Bill Clinton.

Finally, for years, Marlboro have falsely denied that SLAGlands causes cancer, and have marketed him directly to children.

[01:45] <Quin> Hack, frankly your smurf posts are stupid >_>
[01:49] <[hack]> So are your war threads.
[01:50] <Quin> Meh.
[01:50] <Quin> I had a better Casus Belli than some people.

Children...

--Scolo

Hey... YOU..

I'll go ahead and say it... YOU BITCH!

*hides in fear of DEATion*

This thread should be posted to the archive, because it really does rock. :)
It's like a collection of the most memorable chats in NS history :)

When it's done...and it'll never be done...so no

This thread should be posted to the archive, because it really does rock. :)
It's like a collection of the most memorable chats in NS history :)

Not yet.

This has officially replaced "SWEET JESUS EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!!!" as my favorite thing ever said on this site:

<:lol: snip :lol:>

That was great. Only he forgot "NationStates Number One Leading Cause of Blindness." :twisted:

This has been an OOC post.

This has officially replaced "SWEET JESUS EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!!!" as my favorite thing ever said on this site:

I agree with Normack. SLAGlands is the worst mod ever. Consider these facts:

July 28, 1914, SLAGlands takes a wrong turn while driving Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife Sophie away from assassins in Sarajevo, directly causing WWI.

On November 22, 1963, SLAGlands takes the correct route while driving John F. Kennedy through Dallas, directly leading to the president's assassination.

In the small wee hours of January 26, 1986, SLAGlands turns the AC in his luxury Florida condo way down and then leaves a window open. This air conditions the entire neighbourhood of Cape Kennedy, directly causing the Challenger disaster.

During the Mexico world cup quarter finals, SLAGlands scores a goal by punching the ball into the net, purposefully cheating to defeat England and take Argentina, ultimately, to the finals.

Last week, SLAGlands slaps my pet dog.

During SLAGlands term as moderator, Texas became the most polluted state in the union, and Houston overtook LA as the US's smoggiest city. Also, a prestigious online report shows that the SLAGlands has an IQ of 91, exactly half that of his predecessor, Bill Clinton.

Finally, for years, Marlboro have falsely denied that SLAGlands causes cancer, and have marketed him directly to children.

:lol: god...

"Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name" - IRC User

You are very right SB

Well...uh... :wink:

*shakes head*

SB, you're a gentlemen and a scholar.

*both of these tonight*

[14:21] *** AnthonyMoss has quit IRC (Quit: Read error: Connection reset by Al Qaeda)

OOC: It seems some of you ignorant people are confusing IC with OOC. I don't care about the LAGD, and I don't care about you little June and July nations bitching about this. Your worthless and insignificant to me. Good day.

[fez voice]
OOC: I say good day!
[/fez voice]

I bid one custom nation title! color=white]size=2](Disclaimer: Custom title not guaranteed, offer subject to change without notice, and likely to go unfulfulled because the mods aren't supposed to change the title on even their own puppets!)[/size][/color]

~Evil Empress Rep Prod the size=2]Bastard[/size] Game Mod size=2]from HELL![/size][size and color brackets disabled]

This was made about a week before the new custom title option went into effect. Ironic, no?

<Nathi> So Semir - what exactly set you off so that you felt the need to post ooc spite, eh? Bad form.
<Semir-randil> I felt like it.
<Nathi> So I see. How very ... typical. Ah well.
<Semir-randil> It reinforces the opinions people already have of me, which is quite, quite excellent.

i was in the GDODAD, i wonder if my membership is still valid, turtle?

rofl, its not like a library card Jitano :P

*wallows in self-love*

ew, my love is sticky tbh :/

"For we, when we feel, evaporate; oh we
breathe ourselves out and away." -- Rilke

There's NOBODY more bad-ass than The Robot Pirate Ninja, and that's the bottom line, 'cuz Her Majesty said so!

http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/14737/screens/men_austin.jpg
Queen Cecilia Amarant
High Elven Queen of The Robot Pirate Ninja

OOC: Jesus f***ing Christ, what a hairball. You FKC folks are enough to drive any reasonable person insane.

I have a soft spot for the above quote. I laughed for at least five minutes when I first read it. :lol:

Devil of an angel~
Haraki, Rave Shentavo, Phalanix...

On the Oscar thread by The SLAGLands:*blink*

Ooooookay.......

*backs away slowly**keeps smiling**doesn't make eye contact*The Lord Reaver fights back to the podium.

OH OH! And Crimmond, for the hot weekend on the beach we spent... Oh! Uh.. Uh... Crimmond! For being one of my APTO Gangstas! Yeah. For that...*stops backing away and runs away**far far far away*No details! Look! You've embarrassed Crimmond. Needless to say, there were trout and midgets by the thousands, all of wh9om were hopped up on smack and dressed in leather. It was HOT!

*stops there**Comes back dressed up as Jesus, riding a Panzer*

Ok... time to be quiet, Mr Reaver... I happen to like to get my kicks above the waistline. No offense to midgets, of course.*laughs hysterically* Muahahhahaghahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

Oh my god... MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE STARTED SLAG! FOR SHAME!

I know I'm in it, but hell.... you can't tell me that isn't funny.

*tags*

<Hibba> http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17/place/bfol?_e=3fd2e&_v=3FD2EAE63v4Ba86366C471F6
<Yamatto> shoot me now.
<Yamatto> god almighty that's just bad.
* ZinKarma buys 7.5
<KP> LOL
<KP> OMG @ that toy
<Yamatto> need to email that company "Have you no shame!"

<Adejaani> LOL! http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2288079/ctid/17/INstock/Y/D/484/ls/default Someone post this to General, "how to get your own Army!" LMAO
<Hibba> tehehe
<Hibba> what is it with these people and Sketch
<Adejaani> http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2348839/ctid/17/INstock/Y/D/484/ls/default Build your own Airforce!
<Adejaani> Shoots genuine foam missiles to 40 feet!!!
<Hibba> swooit
<KP> LOL
<Hibba> Adejaani: this is for you http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html?PID=2340439&ctid=17&ls=default
<Adejaani> Does it come in my size?
<Yamatto> *snickers*
* Adejaani is a boy, or so sis claims

<Yamatto> welcome to the world where Dubya is an action figure.
<Adejaani> Does that make Al Gore God? o.O
<The|Walrus> now that's a disturbing thought

<Rezo> the problem is that politically, arda = germany, since arda wants the domination the elves have.
<Yamatto> the FKC is cool
<Yamatto> but the bugf*** craziness would tick me off.
<Tsaraine> if he's Canada he'd be on Kalessin's side, though, if Kalessin is the British Empire.
<Adejaani> And Elves are sorta Aryan. Forgive my ignorance if I use the term incorrectly.
<Rezo> rofl
* Indy is, well, india, assuming that the allies are Arda
<Tsaraine> does the FKC have a map?
<Yamatto> hmm
<The|Walrus> Aryan Elves!
<Rezo> but you`re probably right. Very racistic, the elvves are
<Yamatto> yes they do.
<Yamatto> blonde
<Yamatto> blue eyed
<Rezo> arrogant
<Yamatto> convinced they're superior.
<The|Walrus> you must have pointy ears and blue eyes to be one of us!
<Yamatto> you might be onto something here Adejaani
<Adejaani> LMAO
<Kopinski|Ctan> Speciesitstic if you insist...
* Rezo imagines concentration camps in menelmacar to wipe out the human scum

<Hibba> http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17/place/bfol?_e=3fd2e&_v=3FD2EAE63v4Ba86366C471F6
<Yamatto> shoot me now.
<Yamatto> god almighty that's just bad.
* ZinKarma buys 7.5
<KP> LOL
<KP> OMG @ that toy
<Yamatto> need to email that company "Have you no shame!"

<Adejaani> LOL! http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2288079/ctid/17/INstock/Y/D/484/ls/default Someone post this to General, "how to get your own Army!" LMAO
<Hibba> tehehe
<Hibba> what is it with these people and Sketch
<Adejaani> http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2348839/ctid/17/INstock/Y/D/484/ls/default Build your own Airforce!
<Adejaani> Shoots genuine foam missiles to 40 feet!!!
<Hibba> swooit
<KP> LOL
<Hibba> Adejaani: this is for you http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html?PID=2340439&ctid=17&ls=default
<Adejaani> Does it come in my size?
<Yamatto> *snickers*
* Adejaani is a boy, or so sis claims

<Yamatto> welcome to the world where Dubya is an action figure.
<Adejaani> Does that make Al Gore God? o.O
<The|Walrus> now that's a disturbing thought

<Rezo> the problem is that politically, arda = germany, since arda wants the domination the elves have.
<Yamatto> the FKC is cool
<Yamatto> but the bugf*** craziness would tick me off.
<Tsaraine> if he's Canada he'd be on Kalessin's side, though, if Kalessin is the British Empire.
<Adejaani> And Elves are sorta Aryan. Forgive my ignorance if I use the term incorrectly.
<Rezo> rofl
* Indy is, well, india, assuming that the allies are Arda
<Tsaraine> does the FKC have a map?
<Yamatto> hmm
<The|Walrus> Aryan Elves!
<Rezo> but you`re probably right. Very racistic, the elvves are
<Yamatto> yes they do.
<Yamatto> blonde
<Yamatto> blue eyed
<Rezo> arrogant
<Yamatto> convinced they're superior.
<The|Walrus> you must have pointy ears and blue eyes to be one of us!
<Yamatto> you might be onto something here Adejaani
<Adejaani> LMAO
<Kopinski|Ctan> Speciesitstic if you insist...
* Rezo imagines concentration camps in menelmacar to wipe out the human scum

The fact that they are asking for a map of my region does not bode well..
GWD The parnoid admin of the FKC.... :shock:

[1:29] * Nathi has the odd thought of Rep's fave snack - Mak & Cheese. Thinks she needs more sleep ...
[1:29] * Imnsvale chuckles.
[1:29] Makou: Oh, I know I know

[9:55] * vonKarma steals and markets whatever ceta is thinking about right now
[9:55] * Ceta is thinking about von karma
[9:56] * vonKarma markets more vonKarmas
[9:56] * Nathicana signs up for one or three ... never know when one might come in handy.
[9:58] Nathicana: Hrm ... a Karma for all occasions.
[9:58] Nathicana: Khristmas Karma ...
[9:59] Imnsvale: KWANZAA KARMA!
[10:00] vonKarma: now would you like a Good-Karma, or a Bad-Karma?
[10:00] Nathicana: I want the Karma with the gun.
[10:01] vonKarma: ooooh, thats extra
[10:01] Nathicana: Money is not an issue.

<Vortex> I've found a way to shoot Siri on irc 0.o
<Vortex> \^_^/ * - - - - - - - - ^^~\\

<Vortex> result:
<Vortex> \^*_

<Mikhail> (^-^)
<Vortex> hey look! Misha has the Fat Siri

<Carlos> \*_*/
<Vortex> Blind Siri!

* Carlos curls up on a couch
* Omicron_Blu blows Carlos
<Omicron_Blu> Kisses
<Manmen> LOL
<Vortex> Omicron_Blu blows Carlos. <-- o.0
<Manmen> Fruedian slip, Blu
<Omicron_Blu> Hey, I added a modifier!

[14:48] <Sentient Peoples> Bumf*ck does appear to give you the centroid of whatever larger political entity you enter, though.
[14:48] * Nathicana wraps her head around that visual ... shudders.

Names have been changed to CONDEMN THE GUILTY!

Heaping portions of post-upping spam from "Nucular Wars".

]Congratulations! Your post count is now zero.

“guns don’t kill people, little black kids kill people” ROFLMAO

I think i found a new sig...

* Rakoth_Maugrim is back from his cockroach-hunting expedition <Rakoth_Maugrim> I don't their jumping in my hand when I type, but when they start walking all over the monitor, that's were I draw the line...


:shock:

I had forgotten about that! And yes, I still have that roach infestation problem. Only in winter it is not that severe.

See ya on IRC! (as soon as I get back my DSL)

kneel before me and worship me as your leader and i will take mercy on your pathetic nations.Watch and learn people...

We, the government of Crimmond, appointed to speak for the entirity of this galaxy bow before you and declare you ours and the galaxy's leader.

Now, just a rundown of what's been going on....

The GDODAD is back
There is a world wide reccession
There are about 300 wars raging around the galaxy right now
The gateway between Hell and Earth may be thrust open at any moment(if you don't get this, just ignore it)
Pirates are arvaging spacelanes
Lord Melkor seems willing to annex part of Mars and the nations living there
1980's music is making a comeback
The planet is EXTREMELY overpopulated
There are thousands of warships in orbit
The debris from space prgrams clogs orbit and has created a ring of garbage aroung the planet
There are several large radioactive areas of the planet unlivable

Now, may I ask how his mercifullness plans to handle such problems?

Brilliant.

Seconds ago: The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation burped.
Seconds ago: The Free Land of Paris Hiltons ceased to exist.
3 minutes ago: Paris hiltons was ejected from the UN for rule violations.
3 minutes ago: The Empire of Captain James Kirk ceased to exist.
4 minutes ago: Captain james kirk was ejected from the UN for rule violations.
4 minutes ago: The Federation of The Elite Priests ceased to exist.
5 minutes ago: The elite priests was ejected from the UN for rule violations.
7 minutes ago: The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation decided to chow down on some rulebreakers.
7 minutes ago: The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation arrived from The Realm of Ambrosia.

<Tsaraine> If we wanted a steel penis we'd put it in a spaceship bigger than the Moon plated in perfect replicas of the Mona Lisa.

I like this one:



1914: Russia declares war on Germany!

The Tzar: I a77aX w1v 1 000 000 Su 35MKIs with n00kz @ j00!!!!
Germany: Unfair! That's godmoding! This is a closed RP!!!!
Austria-Hungary: Piss off godmoder!
France: Topic locked!

"Go ahead...make my RL day!"

*Stretches*

Prepare, for a Roanian insult, copyrighted by Roania, for use only by Roania, failure to comply with these restrictions will result in premature death.

*Collective Gasp*

Now, tell me the truth, you little weak girly-man. Who let you out of the mines, and why the hell did they give you a computer? For pity's sake! Next you'll be saying that because this is the internet, you deserve freedom of speech.

Well, you don't. So shut the hell up, and stop insulting everyone. I've seen kindergardeners write better, and more meaningful, things than you, you disguting lunatic.

*Applause*

Thank you, thank you.

and my other Insult (note use of the capital letter)...

The following is an insult copyrighted purely by Roania, who is much smarter than the rest of you and should be your God.

My dear sir, as you know, Darwin once described man as the rising ape meeting the falling angel. Now, in your case, the angel seemed to have missed the ape, crashing into that tree over there.

*Points at tree, with angel stuck inside*

Oddly enough, you seemed to have developed the ability to type; quite disturbingly, you have become even dumber than the apes you evolved from, you neanderthalic twit.

Now, go away for 1 million years, and when you develop rudimentary intelligence, then we'll talk.

And I don't know about this one...

Tell me, do you try to be stupid? Or does it come naturally. Very well. I will turn my mensa level IQ, and college education, to the task of insulting a braindead little child once more.

God, this is fun.

Tell me, Richard. Why is it that you are here, insulting us? I mean, there's a whole world out there! Full of people just like you! Now, you know how to get there? You must punch your fist into the monitor, but only after you soak it in water! Then, you will be free! Free, Richard! You will be released from having to deal with us, who are plainly your inferiors!

Quickly, Richard! Time is running out!

Middle one is classic :lol:

Middle one is classic :lol:

Thanks. I'm blushing.

[12:14] <Feaelen|Ctan> On the power armoured dragons.
[12:14] <Feaelen|Ctan> ]"Lavenrunz airport, this is Crocodile Dundee, asking permission to land"
[12:14] <Feaelen|Ctan> "Who?"
[12:14] <Feaelen|Ctan> "Crocodile Dundee. There's some mighty big 'gators in your home, and I'm gonna flay them all, mate!"
[12:14] <Feaelen|Ctan> "Permission granted. Don't forget your tag"

[Regarding the Winterball Thread, Kanuckistani Armored Dragon guards]

"But... it's... Freebodnik, sir. They couldn't protect themselves from a rogue box of Kleenex."

From the mad scientist thread.

* Mikhail thinks that if women were in complete power, the world would be in war every 28 days...

Damn, I have forgotten the context of this phrase! :(
And Mikhail is nobody else but me :wink:

Periods 'tis why.

"Jesus- IN A FREAKIN' TANK!"

-Slag? Or someone else.

That reminds me of this:

http://www.dalliance.net/b3ta/war_statue.jpg

While we're on that theme...

"MY STEEL PENISES WILL PROTECT ME!!!!!!"

--Austriain Ontis

That was Osutoria-Hungarii, jeez, try to remember your quotes Quin.

Forum stuff:
[code:1:48b2e97b61]

Raem:
This is going to be the kind of post you've come to expect from me. Horrifyingly violent and utterly depraved. If you can't handle graphic depictions of insides becoming outsides then zark off. I warned you.

Rejistania: (in the Cherry Cup roster thread)
The Abysmals use this roster to conquer the dead last place of the rankings
Tanah Burung: (in a later post in the same thread)
The Abysmals shall never manage to conquer last place! Not while a single Cassowary draws breath! Last place is and always shall be ours!
(later in the same posting)
Special teams secondaries: whoever is not too tired or stoned to go on the ice at that moment.

Tanah Burung: (The game Rejis vs TB dissolved into an own-goal-goalfest. TB finished his match report with:)
Confused yet? Suffice to say, the Cassowaries ended their third dismal outing on a low note, which was really a high note. In fact, given what they were smoking, a very high note indeed.

Qaaolchoura:
And the best national animal is anything that will get you IP banned, the next best anything that will get you deleted, and the third best is the "gwajhzand conure-hawk".

Lord Christopher Scott:
If there is one thing SATO is good at, it is kissing the posterior region of Sirithil nos Feanor

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IRC stuff (from #nationstates and #wcc):
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< Nikea|> how could chelsea be losing again?
< Nikea|> to aston villa of all teams?
<+commerceheights> Because the random numbers don't like them.

* commerceheights is too busy firing coaches

<@EB|Kaenei> Don't even think about dying
<@EB|Kaenei> becuase TBF gets hostage if you do...
<@EB|Kaenei> And I swear if you die, I'll kill you.

Total_n_Utter_Insanity [ni_penguin@c-67-168-4-210.client.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Read error: Connection reset by Alan Belmore]

<+Vrak> there should, by all rights, be a "junk" ring around NS earth
< Rejistania> I would think so. One of the reasons why Rejis doesn't have a space program
<+Rezo> »Rejistania« The other is that Rejistania is a nation of 50% sportsmen and the other 50% yellow press journalists following said sportsman :P
< Rejistania> Ah, you're exageerating
<+Rezo> slightly.
<+Rezo> perhaps
<+Rezo> Who`s your president? Effenberg? :P

<+Vailphi> I'm going now. Things to see, people to do.

<+Vegana> Religion isn't the opium for the people, it's the crack for the crackheads

* KP gives the forums an Alan Belmore kick!
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[14:04:31] <EB|Kaenei> cricket?
[14:04:46] <EB|Kaenei> I'd rather attach my penis to a clay pigeon shooter and shout "Pull."

'Do you take bribes?' - TBF after drawing Spaam in the Cricket International Championship

[20:11:09] * Rejistania shoots the forums!
[20:11:26] * commerceheights smashes the forums
[20:12:06] <Rejistania> I guess, they are hosted on an outdated 386 PC

[14:04:31] <EB|Kaenei> cricket?
[14:04:46] <EB|Kaenei> I'd rather attach my penis to a clay pigeon shooter and shout "Pull."

'Do you take bribes?' - TBF after drawing Spaam in the Cricket International Championship

[20:11:09] * Rejistania shoots the forums!
[20:11:26] * commerceheights smashes the forums
[20:12:06] <Rejistania> I guess, they are hosted on an outdated 386 PC

LMAO because of the first two and :oops: because of the last one

[22:52] <Rezo> We have no valvinists

DA giving us a briefing on the current status of calvinism in Germany.



[22:53] <Rezo> <Mikhail> now thats a great quote! :D <--- DARE!

*Dared*

The UWB(Underwater Bubble for you newbies) is a lot of fun, but that light bulb at the top is a pain in the ass to change. I did have fun with the billions of people in it though, playing god with the light switch: 'Let there be light!' 'Let darkness reign!' 'Let there be light!'. Blinded most of the people when I turned it back on each time. I should have stopped sooner though. I flicked it one too many times and the bulb shattered, raining sharp glass, darkness and death upon the nations below.

Funny as hell to watch though, through my Uber-Deluxe-Nightvision-IR-Sonar/Rader-Coffee-maker-Swiss Army-Goggles while playing my fiddle.

Priceless, even if I don't have the original to share. BTW, the fiddle is a Nero reference. If you don't know who he is, open a history book about Rome.

Tech-Annihater, do you need any help? I can send up to 8 million troops in two RL days

Armed with pistols, wearing t-shirts and jeans

If the war's over tommarrow, my pants is where the party will be!

Bonstocknian planes swooped from the sky, destroying 12 enemy planes

I need to help defend you so you will defend me

Don't you mods have anything better to do then beat up other nations

What happened to my post? It's gone!

I deleted it.

Ertomia, let me annex you so I can defend you

Let's suspend IC posting in this thread

I demand comphensation for reading this bumblefuck of godmoddery

My penis is larger then yours! My vagina...

:shock:

That's it. This war over who can get the best propaganda TV station must end.

Bonstocknian broadcasters broadcast a news channel. Here is a sample schedule:

0000: Porn movies
0300: Paid programming: how to enlarge a woman's breast
0600: The News, with a naked female reporter
0700: Porn movies
1000: The women of Bonstock
1100: The women of Sino
1200: The women of PRC China
1300: Nude files
1400: Porn movies
1700: The news with a naked female reporter
1800: Porn movies
2100: Porn movies



The President is "So outraged that he can't change the channel."


*Pats his 300 megaton nuke*

ok..... wow, this is a very interesting conversation and obviously a very happy one starting all the way back with the neo-nazi jew-lovers.

"Go ahead...make my RL day!"
*Takes a bow*
Thank you... Thank you... *sniffle*

I hope I'm not giving any ideas from this thread. I'd reroute my First and Second Assault Corps to stop any massive war between Menelemacar and Melkor Unchained.


That would be like devoting the Lichtenstein militia to stop a war between the United States and the Soviet Union in 1965.

I've read this thread a dozen times, but I never actually #tag#ged it apparently...

*waits for semirs quote*

<Semir-randil> It's a blue-troll-thing of indeterminate gender.
...
<Semir-randil> Humans are stupid, by default.
...
<Vortex> <Jo> "His flashing eyes, his floating hair!" --> Elton John
...
<Semir-randil> but one of those words.
<Semir-randil> they're out there.
<Semir-randil> somewhere.
<Semir-randil> hovering.
<Semir-randil> waiting to take over the conversation like some conversational behemoth on amphetamines.
<Map-God> You can't deal with those things, man.
...
<Vortex> pum pum tikky tikky pum pu-pum tikky
...
<Vortex> Knoot, would you hang out with guys that cut themselves for pleasure?
<Vegana> Vortex, do they have to cut themselves while I'm watching?
...
<Aaron_Pierce|CS_6th_Fleet> I mean, there are gay /dolphins/ for crying out loud.

...doesn't this make you want to come visit us on IRC?

;)

<snip>

...doesn't this make you want to come visit us on IRC?

;)

No, but I'm already there so it's a moot point. :wink:

New IRC stuff:
* KP gives the forums an Alan Belmore kick!
* CH|recruiting kicks Alan Belmore

< Vortex> Well, time to get out of the house, drink a lot, make out, and crawl back to home

(I was annoyed by a thing TnUI has written in a thread)
* Rejistania n00kz TnUI
-!- Rejistania was kicked from #wcc by EB|Kaenei [Nookingz Of the OMFG Modz!111 Is GAYZ1111]
(after rejoining)
<+Rejistania> EB|Kaenei: learn to spell!
-!- Rejistania was kicked from #wcc by EB|Kaenei [Destroying the Channel Moderators by nuclear detonation is extremely homosexual, happy?]

<@Oglethorpia> Conservative Heights
(directed to Commerce Heights, he reaceted by)
-!- commerceheights is now known as liberalheights
(now, nick-changing started:)
-!- Oglethorpia is now known as CommunistHeights
-!- Rejistania is now known as commerceLows

(it is a problem to organize a friendly match over IRC if there is a large discussion about rankings going on)
<@Oglethorpia> I wish we'd figure out what ranks we're using.
<+commerceheights> The TnUI rankings. For every time you write an RP, you get ranked higher if TnUI likes you, or lower if TnUI doesn't like you. ;)

<@Oglethorpia> I don't pay attention to Europe :/
* CH|busy slaps Oglethorpia with the European economy
* Oglethorpia slaps CH with the Oglethorpian economy

* Oglethorpia slaps Rejistania with big business
* Rejistania drops miles and miles of red tape on Oglethorpia
-!- Oglethorpia is now known as BBN
<@BBN> Today, miles- or kilometers of red tape were added to the existing system of bureaucracy.
<@BBN> With the surplus of workers hired to counteract the additional bureaucratic measures -- the outlook for the economy in Q4 looks better than ever.
<@BBN> Oglethorpia remains largely unchanged

(refering to bayonets)
<+Revenia> in one of the usual wankedy ways: Monoedged, Super-dense, Chainbladed, Slip Shielded, Vibrating...

<@Oglethorpia> The Uberepublik of Germany

[3:40] Treznor: Is there anything this guy hasn't done?
[3:40] Khen|Paycheck: Well, he hasn't stopped wanking since 1984.
[3:41] Treznor: Point.

* William| grabs Semir's head and embraces his lips with his own, giving him a passionate kiss.
<Semir-randil> you've eaten seafood, I presume.
[NOTE: For the record, I broke William's little finger a few moments after this. The two statements are utterly unrelated, in fact, but don't they go together really well? ;)]

<Semir-randil> Dolphins deserve good sex lives too!
<Semir-randil> k, I'm dipping my toe into the ocean of insanity a bit, here.
<Treznor> ...dipping?

[And now... a ringing endorsement for the British Government!]
<Kopinski|Ctan> Were I, in my IC self, running for election, would you vote for me over Blair, Kal?
<Kalessin> <Kopinski|Ctan> Were I, in my IC self, running for election, would you vote for me over Blair Kal? - yes

<Semir-randil> What sort of constitution gives you the right to bear arms so you can revolt, but puts a death penalty on treason?!

<FelixAvinn|Konania> You know... if you don´t like your government... KILL THEM! <-- that's actually in the constitution

* Oz notes that the largest vessel in The SLAGLands is roughly the size of a luxury liner and is, in fact, the Doc Bunny.

<Oz> Basically, a giant nekkid avatar blasts the target with a big blue gravy gun of d00m.

[After reading through, I still have no idea what this is relevant to...]
<Imnsvale> Never, ever leave a single Bob alive.

<Semir-randil> EOTED could be conquered quite easily, if anyone were to use the brainpower to overcome the defenses.
* Nathicana takes over EOTED with MIND BULLETS. ;)

<Quin> Atef, what's your date?
<Nikea|Tranq> My date is January 2, 2004

How about this? It's one of my own.
"The general thought behind all WMDs is that your enemy will think 'if they know we can destroy them too they won't attack us'. It works great until some jackass actually fires. Then everybody gets blown to hell."

[Following Oz' (who plays TheSLAGLands) decision to do a whole 'Siri dumped Semir' routine (which bore no resemblance to any event in reality, seeing as Siri has never been in a position to dump myself in the first place), I decided to get a little payback - which, incidentally, harks back all the way to early last year, when I tried (unsucessfully) to do this on about twenty occasions in one night - good ol' Oz was too fast on that occasion: but not this time...]

* Semir-randil thinks Oz should do the whole routine again. ;)
* Oz has no desire to do the whole routine again. Check yer damned logs if you want to see it again. I'm tired.
<Semir-randil> Ah, but Morgy didn't get to see it.
* Oz is now known as LadySiri
* LadySiri (<snip>) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Semir-randil)))

[Halftime score: Semir-randil 1, Oz 1]

[OOC:

[This... this is an absolute classic. EOTED was selling the blueprint for their Type II US (ultrasonic) wand, a non-lethal weapon that has proved itself vastly useful in certain combat situations. Something of a bidding war occurred between three nations - one then dropped out, and another nation, Xanthal, leapt into action: bidding nothing less than ten times the currency of the nearest rival bid. Naturally, I was suspicious. So I did a bit of checking around, and decided that Xanthal was a bit... inadvisable... to be selling weapons to, on account of some of their rather 'Over The Top' (to put it politely) weapons and technology. I decided to be polite about the way that their bid was turned down, rather than simply ignoring it, and-]

We'll say right now that if we can't get it for $100 billion or less we won't bother. After that point it will be cheaper to simply develop the same technology on our own.

We are proud to announce that the winning bid is...

Valinon's Nova Technologies with a bid of Rlh7.2billion (US$17.3billion, Imperial £10billion)!

The blueprints will be forwarded once payment is recieved. The Xanthalian bid was rejected following a credit check with the International Credit Scoring Agency.

~ Imperial Defense Forces Spokesman
Ma-tek: Credit check? Um... Okay, whatever. We'll just build our own.
[OOC: OOC explanation: you godmode. I won't sell anything to people who godmode. Tada.]
Ma-tek: I do? How so? Is it my planet- and sun-destroying weapons?

:lol:

President D'Ron,Matthew Iesus, Empress Aurora, Sirithil nos Feanor, Emperor Treznor, Dread Lady Nathicana, President Albert and Jaar stood looking at the carnage around them. They had at last brought Count Mirbach to bay, and with dread waited to hear what he would say. But suddenly, Nathicana grabbed his blonde hair and pulled it! Off came his face--it was just a mask.
They all gasped in shocked. "Old man Theallas! It was you all along!" exclaimed Aurora.
"Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids and your dog!"
"Rerves you rrright!" chuckled Matthew Iesus. "Ehehehehehehehee!"
"Well, kids, you saved the day." said Sheriff Rialla, arriving on the scene at last.. "C'mon Mr. Theallas--you're goin' back to New York to face them charges."

OOC: For me, the view of The Reich has changed. :P

Just ignore this. At least the oldies can RP. Unlike the November 2003 newbie idiots out here. Seriously ignore me because i can so easily crush your nation and no one would care about it.

See this is why i like every oldie here. Frickin newbs just screw everything up.

Whoever knows RF, knows why this is my personal quote of the day.

Don' mock the cokkoo clock!!! :x

Can't remember who

A motto for SATO: the more hilarious suggestions on IRC:

* Hans_van_Mierlo considers using the boy scouts motto for SATO... rejects it

Hans_van_Mierlo> Bonitas non est pessimis esse meliorem.
<Hans_van_Mierlo> It is not goodness to be better than the worst.
<Joanna> I have a better translation.
<Joanna> "We're No Worse Than Anyone Else"

* Angaste_Jhalavar suggests 'We bomb you with PBC' [Pink Bunny Cola]

oderint dum metuant: Let them hate so long as they fear. (A favorite saying of Caligula.)

<Herufiriemmolie> [13:58:24] <Mikhail|Freelancer> "For Peace and Prosperity" ? <-- What are we? The United Federation of Planets?

<Feaelen|Ctan> "Don't return fire, it might provoke them!"

<Semir-randil> Possible SATO motto: "A bomb in the Reich is worth two in the bush."

* Herufiriemmolie ponders suggesting officializing the existing unofficial motto: You Fuck With Us, We Fuck You Up.

<Semir-randil> How about, "Yes, that is my boot in your neck."

<Semir-randil> "United we stand, divided we still kick ass!"

<Semir-randil> "Trust us; we just love kittens so very much."

<Mikhail|Freelancer> "SATO lived, SATO lives, SATO will always live!" - based on 'Lenin lived, Lenin lives, Lenin will always live!"

<NewYorkandJersey> "SATO, Coming to an intervention near you."

<Semir-randil> "Objects in the rear view mirror may appear to be SATO tanks."

<Semir-randil> No, better: "One mouth, many teeth"
<Mikhail|Freelancer> Many fangs :\
<William|> "Sato, standing together, for the better." ???
<Mikhail|Freelancer> Fine commercial ^-^
<Nathicana> "Foot firmly between them?" ;)
<Mikhail|Freelancer> "SATO, where no hostile hand ever sets foot!"
<NewYorkandJersey> SATO, Like a rock.

<Semir-randil> "With teeth we shred"

<Semir-randil> "One cannot conquer all - but we'll give it a good try.”

I loved this one best:
<Nathicana> SATO - "Do you believe in situational ethics?" ... "Depends."

<NewYorkandJersey> "We dont bomb hostile nations,we liberate them from oppression

Ma-tek: I do? How so? Is it my planet- and sun-destroying weapons?I don't deny my uber-tech. I'm of the knowledge that they will get me ignored by many people, but I'm okay with that. I just don't like people who beat around the bush about it. Say you're ignoring me, say why, and we're cool. I don't begrudge people the right to not play with me.

* Kajal punts the NS server.
* Melkor receives the punt
* FelixA stands at the other end of the field with a rifle. Waiting.
* Melkor cuts to the left and burns through the other team's players
* Melkor goes for a touchdown
* FelixA fires
* Melkor spkies the ball, and it takes a freak turn, intercepting the bullet, sending it on a slightly altered course, where it goes through Kajal's head

mmm.... irc....

I still feel sorta honored that one of mine got in on page 8. :lol:

A few more of my favs:

Some n00b with a storefront:How many you want?
Some nation with a smartass player: I'll order -500. You own me 100,000,000 USD. Pay up.
N00b: I'm not that good at math... so, I guess that's okay. Money wired.
Smartass: Damn but you're stupid...
N00b: What do you mean?

My Cannon has a first name. It's I-G-N-O-R-E.
-Pic of Orbital IGNORE

Arcel 2: I have half a brain...
Arcel 3(a n00b imitating a n00b): I have 1% of a brain *drool*

When me and Slag were talking to Russian Forces.

(OOC: You know, it's pretty sad when your nation's leader is being shot down by a pro wrestler and a dog in a body cast...)

Some n00b with a storefront:How many you want?
Some nation with a smartass player: I'll order -500. You own me 100,000,000 USD. Pay up.
N00b: I'm not that good at math... so, I guess that's okay. Money wired.
Smartass: Damn but you're stupid...
N00b: What do you mean?


*LMAO*
*head hits the table several times, because of so much stupidity*

Background: Maniaca is collaborating with a few other nations IRL to make a tank. These are the n00bs' suggestions about the tank.....

n00b 1: Hey, you should make a pedal powered tank. You could get like a million people to pedal it, and they would all have guns, and it would be so fast it could outrun a cruise missle.

n00b 2: Yeah, and it could have like no electronic stuff, so it couldn't be honed in on.

Me: That's stupid. Where are you gonna' get so many people to pedal a tank.

n00b 1: You just do!

Me: How about the infantry come up and chuck grenades at all the drivers, or lay down minefields if they're not in the UN?

n00b 1: There would be no infantry because they would all get shot!

n00b 2: How about this? You make a tank with a nuclear generator, and drive it into their nation. That way if they shot it, it would blow up and their country too!

Me: That's stupid. What about the other tanks?

n00b 2: You don't need any other tanks! Their whole country would blow up!

Me: What about the drivers?

n00b 2: They know what they signed up for!

One of mine

Your society runs like a pig farm. The farmer which is the dictator and the pigs which are the politicians and the food is the people.

Edited for Content:

<Iesus> ok, beach calls
<Iesus> Cheerio chaps and chappettes
<NewYorkandJersey> Fvck you Matty. I hope winter hits you with a bat in the nuts.
<Iesus> NY...mmmmm sunny day...in my togs already....oh yeah....sunny lazy days of summer..perfect nz beach ....here i come!
* Iesus has quit IRC (Quit: Joy to the world!)

Upon seeing the rankings today ... sorry, could not resist.


* Feaelen|Ctan ponders how she got to be considered so anti enviroment.

* Feaelen|Ctan corners a minion, "Have you been ordering the forests nuked again?"

<Alysa_Anderson> Minion: "Sir, no sir!"

<Feaelen|Ctan> Toxic waste?

<Alysa_Anderson> Minion: "Sir, not lately Sir!"

<Feaelen|Ctan> Then what have you been doing?

<Alysa_Anderson> Minion: "Sir, blood sacrifices to Shub-Niggurath Sir!"

* Feaelen|Ctan kills the minion.

* Feaelen|Ctan has a zero tolerance lovecraft policy.

<Alysa_Anderson> * Minion dies, "I REGRET NOTHING!"

This is my favorite so far:

"That is it, I am done."
-TSE

But...guess what???

"I am just dropping in to say hello!"
-TSE

Ruhr posted that way back on page 2. :lol:

I can strip you of your ozone. I can nuke you. I can sentence you to obital bombardment. I can fill you with Jello.

one of the few times my funny side actualy get's caught on film. Congrats, Crimmond, it's like capturing Bigfoot on film. Kind of sucks that that is my only quote on here
(I'm egotistical, SO WHAT?!?!
I DEMAND MORE QUOTES OF ME. WORSHIP ME DAMNIT!!!!!! :twisted: :evil: )

anyway, I like this 2 from Slag (the cola wars joke):
I LAUNCH MY COLA BOMBS AT YOU! *shows pic of coke exploding*
and
START FIGHTING, BITCH! :twisted:

also on the subject of Cola Wars, another nation got involved
nation: you will never defeat the Mountian Dew! *shows pic of Mountian Dew army*
Slag: That's not cola!
nation: oh great, you pi.ssed of the general! *shows pic of Mountian Dew Livewire*

"Bugger"
United Rebels famous quote when madley out-numbered (which was a lot), a dead nation now but its player is 'Trixia'

I like these: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=109457&highlight=

<Iesus> No Voices OOC
<Iesus> <-is SANE
<Iesus> now, Jo. Listen to the voices...I mean..god!
<Iesus> Yes....listen to god...
<Yamatto> Iesus <- damn liar. no liberal is sane
<Joanna> LOL!
<Iesus> Pift!

from IRC ...


* Melkor is astounded by his own genius

<Melkor> ASTOUNDED I tell you

<President|Albert> I'll probably regret this, but what is this amazing idea?

* Melkor couldnt begin to explain it unless you've read the attendant thread, which is INSANELY LONG

* Melkor cant be arsed to read it all, I got the Cliff's notes

<Joanna> Melkor, this habit you have...of saying "Wow, what a great idea" and then not telling anyone anything...

<Joanna> Is the equivalent of saying, "Wow, I'm a great lay" and doing nothing but masturbating.

right hope no-one said this already (no offence i couldn't be arsed to read it all).

"who wants to fight pansys i have 1 billion peopl and nuleur bombs lets fight rspond to me"
-Raging Peguins

Here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=112952&highlight=) is the link if you dont belive me.

For sheer stupitidty:
"I AM AT WAR WITH A COUNTRY FAR LARGER THAN MYSELF AND I NEED YOUR HELP. THE COUNTRY HAS OVER 20 TIMES AS MANY PEOPLE AS ME AND WILL CRUSH ME LIKE A FLY. IF U WANT 2 HELP THE COUNTRY IS MARTONIAN"
-Carlopia

Again here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=117377&highlight=) is the link

I think this is a good time for Archive.

"This game was so much better before there where mods, but now the neo-nazi, communist, Jew-loving, Arab-hating mods.....How can you be a Neo-Nazi and a Jew-lover at the same time? :?

Sharon of Israel is one!

"This game was so much better before there where mods, but now the neo-nazi, communist, Jew-loving, Arab-hating mods.....How can you be a Neo-Nazi and a Jew-lover at the same time? :?

Sharon of Israel is one!

I think this is a good time for Archive.

Perhaps start a second thread?

<Skullzz> If any of you leaks word that Skullzz, the evil sadistic dictator, misses his fluffy kitten (http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload9/sit.JPG), I will hunt you down and kill you with my bare hands.

<Attika> Skullzz, the evil sadistic dictator, misses his fluffy kitten.

<Skullzz> EVIL DICTATORS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE A KITTY SOFT SPOT TOO!!!!! >:|





The moral of this story? Never offer folks an opening like that. :P

<Joanna> Melkor, this habit you have...of saying "Wow, what a great idea" and then not telling anyone anything...

<Joanna> Is the equivalent of saying, "Wow, I'm a great lay" and doing nothing but masturbating.

Oh god....hahaha....that's great :lol:

Perhaps I'm just tired...but...

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<Skullzz> If any of you leaks word that Skullzz, the evil sadistic dictator, misses his fluffy kitten (http://upl.mine.nu/uplfolders/upload9/sit.JPG), I will hunt you down and kill you with my bare hands.

<Attika> Skullzz, the evil sadistic dictator, misses his fluffy kitten.

<Skullzz> EVIL DICTATORS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE A KITTY SOFT SPOT TOO!!!!! >:|





The moral of this story? Never offer folks an opening like that. :P

Everything except the picture is a pack of vicious lies and slander! So yeah, don't believe her. Seriously.

Perhaps I'm just tired...but...

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OOC: *sniff* No one takes me seriously as an artist... ;)

Also thoroughly enjoyed this one, courtesy of everyone's favorite NationStates oracle... The NationStates Oracle!

Almighty Oracle invested with the knowledge of the universe and the mighty powers of zottage, I beg of you to hear my plea, and to gift this unworthy one with your answer!

Did the hamster that runs in the little wheel that powers the forum server die, causing the recent suckage of the forums?

~Evil Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod (and petitioner for knowledge)

That fat chick from the last question ate the hamster.

You owe the Oracle one hour's access to the Mod Centre.

Oh please add this one. It's more of a serious rp commen then a funny one.

Let us not forget that The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the elve.

-Diminix

Persecuted Redeemed: Difference between coke and Jesus. Coke screws with your brain. Jesus offers to save your soul and fill your life. God is beyond incredible.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2

Freddy is at a party and is cutting up the innocent teenagers. He gets them all cornered into a fence, then a would be hero steps forward to stop Freddy.

Hero: "It's alright. We're not going to hurt you...... It's ok, you'll be ok...... We're here to help you."

Freddy: "Help yourself fvcker!"

Freddy then guts our hero with his knives.

Does anyone else find that bloody funny?

Does anyone else find that bloody funny?

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf200/f287/f28765qfmrt.jpg

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/2up.gif

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/nutty.gif

Feel the wrath of the smilies then! :lol:

The most memorable World Cup post ever IMHO...
By Kingsford:

VH2 Presents:

Behind the Country: A look at The Belmore Family

http://www.arrl.org/sections/maps/WV.gif

For centuries, the Belmorian Counties have sat without contact from the rest of the world, perched in the appalachian mountains. But only recently, has athletic director Alan Belmore expanded outwards.

http://www.gramex.com/assets/images/redneck.gif
Athletics Director Alan Belmore

"I was a thunkin that a peepol mite lut us bee on sum counsells or ko-meeties if wes a joinud up sume sports er sumethenn.

So Iza callud ump mer perzudunt, Alan Belmore, and heda taukud tu mer."

http://www.gramex.com/assets/images/redneck.gif
President Alan Belmore

"Yearh, I gets a cull formm de budeie Alan sayun tat we neades a sperts teem. I sed yes, erf cerze."

http://www.gramex.com/assets/images/redneck.gif
Star Striker Alan Belmore

"Who dat? Who derr?"

So there you have it, Alan Belmore, Alan Belmore, and Alan Belmore on the history of Belmorian football.

Saint Alan Belmore on his impending assassination:

Pl3353 D0NT K1LL M33!!!!!!11!!!11111!1111one111!!!!

<Sirithil_nos_Melkor> "You see, I was kinda drunk..."
<Sirithil_nos_Melkor> "And we were in Las Vegas..."
<Sirithil_nos_Melkor> "and I looked over at Melk--who had just done another eight-ball--and said:"
<Sirithil_nos_Melkor> "'Gee, wouldn't it be just nuts if we got married? People would flip!'"


Where's Wombat News? Maybe it's time for a followup to the Siri and Melkor nude beach story! :lol:

"Space is banned until further notice."
--Perrier

I miss Perrier. He was funny.

Just a humble tag, folks. Nothing to see here. Move along...

Ditto.

superTag

* Rezo ortilleries Britmattia
* Yamatto ortilleries Rezo right the [heck] back. only using asteroids instead of missiles.
<Yamatto> well now that we've devastated our main nations *flees to his space station puppet*
* Rezo rebuilds.
* Yamatto evacuates said space station and OMG DROPS IT ON REZO
* Yuri_Shirow drops Rezo on Yamatto! OMG!
<Yamatto> thing is
<Yamatto> the last however many lines
<Yamatto> are actually better rped than most of II
<Yamatto> and there's been no accusations of godmodding either
<Yamatto> :o

...

* Rezo goes to general
<Yamatto> fool
* Yamatto declares victory on account of Rezo clearly becoming dangerously insane

[10:49:27] <Cockbill_Street> now, how the hell do you score imaginary goals...

[11:05:01] <Rejistania> San Marino lost 0-10 against *Norway*?
[11:05:07] <Cockbill_Street> yup
[11:05:09] <Cockbill_Street> :D
[11:05:30] <Cockbill_Street> it has to be said, they used suicidal offensive tactics (like using their backs like Roberto Carlos)
[11:05:32] <Rejistania> ouch!
[11:05:58] <Rejistania> I guess that was a day of mourning for San Marino
[11:06:20] <Cockbill_Street> not really, just a normal day at the office

I love the IRC!

<@KP> D2R could become the first newbie in 20 IC years to make the finals
<@Rejistania> Does that have anything to do with the fact that D2R is your friend ;)
<@Rejistania> Damn, I have just spoiled any chance to win any match after this
<@Dance2Revolution> Rejis...isn't it Lemmy who are doing the scores?
<@Rejistania> But KP posts them
<@KP> you think I switch the numbers???? :O
* Dance2Revolution accuses Rejistania of accusing KP of changing scores
<@KP> I wish D2R had gone 0-0-12 like Hash n Beans now :D
<@Rejistania> Of course I would never accuse you of such things, you post the scores ;)
<@KP> you would change the results... to Abysmal 0 opponent 10
<@KP> or Abysmal -2i opponent *number of attacks*
< Cockbill_Street> now, how the hell do you score imaginary goals...
* Rejistania wonders how to score *-2i* goals
<@Rejistania> Hey wait, the wembley goal was one!
<@KP> CS: my formula uses a square root so negative RP bonuses would cause problems
< Cockbill_Street> yes. the question was how to handle them ICly
< KOR3A> you'd need a cubic playing field to handle imaginary goal
-!- Cockbill_Street is now known as commentator
< commentator> and that's Axewielder, he passes up to Lehrer, Lehrer shoots down, that's a complex goal!
< commentator> Cockbill Street now lead by (3, 2.1841i) to (2, -4.1952i)

*LOLPIMP*

Concerning the region of Hell:
Or it happened about an hour ago in Hell :?
Those who yabs after little may choke on the cookie. But Neut looks pretty cute up there as Satan.

"Yet as I Move Forward in life, I cannot help but look behind me, realizing just how long that One Set of Footprints is in the sand."

"For Honor and Glory, May you Rest in Peace."

"Come Together as One, Brothers, and Follow me into a New Age of Hope."

"Do NOT touch that red button."

"I can't help BUT press buttons."

"Oops.....did it again...."

who cares how many people are in his army!!
I care. I need to know how many caskets to send to his nation.

:lol: On some nation declaring war on the Pacific, then a post-fest regarding military numbers compared to population.

"Amerigo is a land of contrast".
--Too many people to count.

"We are very Disilplined"
"Are Submarines Are Stealth"
"The Stealth Bombers are Designed to To be more Flat and Avoid Radar"
"They Are Actually Bullet Proof Vest."
--Ziotah

"The Santa Cthulhu pwns j00!"
--Kitsylvania

"Perrier... you're dead. Stay in character."
--The SLAGLands

"Oh my, you are very weird. You are going to regret posting that."
"Yeah, I probably am."
"You are?"
"No, not really."
"Exactly."
--Amerigo and The Damned People, respectively.


Add more!

"Amerigo is a land of contrast".
--Too many people to count.
"War is Peace Freedom is Slavory Ignorance is Strength"


"We are very Disilplined"
"Are Submarines Are Stealth"
"The Stealth Bombers are Designed to To be more Flat and Avoid Radar"
"They Are Actually Bullet Proof Vest."
--Ziotah

"The Santa Cthulhu pwns j00!"
--Kitsylvania

"Perrier... you're dead. Stay in character."
--The SLAGLands

"Oh my, you are very weird. You are going to regret posting that."
"Yeah, I probably am."
"You are?"
"No, not really."
"Exactly."
--Amerigo and The Damned People, respectively.


Add more!

You know, MJ is a moron, but you have to admit, it takes dedication to be that ignorant.

Never was a truer statement uttered.

I remember reading somewhere....

"...all of these cute and cudley animals shall receive drops of acid in their eyes in the name of a safer fabric softener! There is only one important creature to us, and that is the consumer!..."

This was written on the Imperial Germany Civil HQ after some n00b in the USSR (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=ussr) threatened to use nuclear weapons against Imperial Germany (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=imperial_germany), which is set in 1912...
Why the USSR an IG are always at each other's throats RPly is beyond me especially since the USSR is Modern Tech and IG is set Pre-WWI. if an RP war ever happens (which has almost happened several times in the past two months) it would be interesting to say the least...

They are planning to use nuclear weapons on Imperial Germany?

That's fine, but first, what are nuclear weapons? Surely these strange weapons, if they are indeed weapons at all, cannot stand against the power and might of the many dreadnoughts of the Imperial German High Seas Fleet. If the Commie cowards dare use any weapons against us, they shall be on the receiving end of our 12-inch main battery!

Kw.II

*dies laughing*
I actualy read through the whole damn thread for once hehehe and in a moment of ego-stroking goodness I must post one of my fave posts I did. Most of the -really- good ones are long gone now, but I saved this. It was from back when everyone was selling religious icons. I figured I'd join in the bandwagon for shyts and giggles:
-----

We have some nails from some rotted cross around here somewhere... *head scratch* we think they might be Christian.... As far as well can tell they have no magical properties at all... some guy named Jesus-something-or-other had them driven through his wrists and feet at some point... we found them rather disgusting. *makes a face* now where did we put those....
Calisto, the Head of Temple Management has just informed me that she has them currently. She's been using them as darts in the den....

Nia Starr
Head Assistant to Chaos
Empire of Eris Kallisti
-----

They were bought for like 6 billion dollars by someone eventualy hehe
http://www.cybersluagh.com/lynn/lynnsm.jpg
~~~IvyLynn~~~
~Eris's Player~
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

From the "Race To The Stars" thread, by Falsamayon:

The Horus aproached the Nike, the sleek skinny oval shaped ship used an old race tatic, fly directly behind the other guy, beacue they become a wind shield.
Next post:

(OOC: We're in space, not in an atmosphere...)

"You've been a fantastic audience, may God bless you, adios" -
Elvis Presley, June 1977 at the end of his last concert.

Taken from irc during a discussion of Thelasi fleets presence near Lavenrunzian waters...

<+rvs|sporadic> Ithenril: You have me confused with someone who is unable to track stealthwank down and shoot it.

Gahh tried to post this twice, and the Capitalists' beloved Microsoft's windows crashed Firebird and cleared my Clipboard, forcing me to type it twice, even though I made triple sure to copy. :evil: happend again just after I hit submit. I even tried pasting it before the crash to make sure, and sure enough it was lost. I'm so glad that I squeaked it by


At any rate basically my original post.:

I only have two quotes? :? :( ;) :P

My personal favorites were from a thread on religion (these may not be exactly right, but you'll get the idea):
"6,000 years of human civilization, and we're stil fighting over who ha the best imaginary friend" and "To the contrary, it is not healthy to belive that an invisible being is watching, stalking, and judging you."
-I forget

My other favorite one:
"A life, what's that? Where can I download one?"
-I forget, somebody on Enodia's resignation thread

"Who the hell neuters a sattelite anyways?"
-Neutered Sputniks

"I forgot about this thread. :shock: "
-Normack, in The thread that Norm forgot

"I guess I got a bit carried away."
-Sirocco, after having RPed attacking me with a sword, ax, chainsaw, and burning pitch in response to some ice cubes I RPed dropping down his back.

"You can just call me 'Sir' 8) "
-Sirocco, after I coined and began using the nickname "Siro" for him.

"They really can fly"
-Sirocco on Flightless Hippos

"Hey Normack, you've lost weight. You been laying off the spam?"
-Sirocco, after the great General purge.

"*points the the shriveling wreck in the corner*
He'll recover. . .
. . . eventually"
-Sirocco, after I commented on hios above comment

"It's not how many posts you have, but how well known you are. Take Cogitation. Just over 300 posts, but everybody knows him."
"Who's Cogitation?"
-Sirocco, me(Qaaolchoura), in the conversation that conviced me to begin reading Nuts & Bolts

"I'm gonna have a heart attack every time I quote you"
-somebody, I forget whom, to Corinthe

"Christofi for President."
-Jewel Island

"Jewwel Island turns me on."
"No, I'm talking about the n00b, Jewel Island. Radicals says that she nominated Christofi for president."
"Yeah her, she turns me on. :o "
The Palestinian Empire, Qaaolchoura, The Palestinian Empire

(I may not have the wording here exactly right either)
"Multiing's illegal"
"For your information, I created my multi to help you in your counter-invasion of the United States. I'll really like the irony if you lose the delegacy next update by one vote because the mods kicked my nation out of the UN. But I don't really care. The mods can delete my twoUN nations, I'm done with them and don't care about them. Just don't delete Dormatrako, it's my oldest nation, and I'll be really ticked off if you delete it."
"Since you've admitted that you don't care if your UN multiis are deleted, it won't be enough to punish you"
-Some minor invader, Dormatrako, Neutered Sputniks.

"I haven't had any problems with the mods. I have had problems with Marathon who thinks he's a mod, but that's a different story."
-Me, one of the few things that I ot right as a n00b.

"*pokes board*"
"*pokes back harder*"
"Men"
-My puppet- Qafi, On of Hack's puppets, Cg's puppet- Chibi chibi, on the TPOT Civil HQ.

"*Zab pokes board*"
"*PacificFreedom hits Zab*"
"*Zab n00ks Pacific Freedom*
Hey, he's not *that* much bigger than me.

*Zab becomes a radioactive crater*
Oops, I forgot that I need a delivery system"
Another of my puppets- zab, Myrth's UN Nation, Zab, on the Lazarus Civil HQ.

"Marathon hated everybody."
-Kitsylvania

"And everybody hated Marathon. :D"
-Myrth

A tiny snip-it from one of the most entertaining IRC conversations I've seen in a while. Thanks for the fun, Eniqcir.

<GregorydelosSantos> You take your eye off of Eniqcir for ONE moment, and he tries to move Mars.

No, really he did...and Venus as well. See here: CMC, Oren Moore Announce Planetary Engineering Project (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135798)

Jesus baby bouncing Christ!

Hogsweat, I'm speechless...

I hope you have your cartographers shot for that, seriously, kill their families too

in relation to


http://picserver.org/view_image.php/5L771Q8Y7H99/picserver.jpeg

I personaly think its funnier this way, then in a link, since you cant see it...if there are complaints about the size, please, let me know,a nd ill remove

does anyone have any idea how i can scale it down

<GregorydelosSantos> You take your eye off of Eniqcir for ONE moment, and he tries to move Mars.

No, really he did...and Venus as well. See here: CMC, Oren Moore Announce Planetary Engineering Project (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135798)
No, he claims it. That doesn't mean anyone is paying attention. As far as I'm concerned, Mars is in the same orbit it was before.

More fun from IRC...
<Indy> neight of mine died either, but one has since died.
* Indy wonders just what language he's trying to communicate in, as it's obviously not english...
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Indy: "Rezoian"
<Rezo> »Indy« I understand you perfectly..
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> See?
<Rezo> OUTTA MY HEAD, BITCH!
<Indy> wahahaAnd in responce to me posting this:
* Rezo KILLS! pethot. Again.

*kills Petoht once more*

Couple of random additions:

<Roania> 1 m = 3.2808 ft.
<Roania> 1 metre is 3.3 feet,
<Roania> Then 3 metres is 9.8 metres.

<Yamatto> fuck off Allanea
* Allanea appeals to the mods...
<Yamatto> just because they let you out of II and onto irc doesn't make you human.

<Treznor> Anyway, that's enough wanking for one night. I'm off to bed.

<Vortex> Thelas is located in the dark, unknown region, that some unfortunate explorers have dubbed "Siri's Ass"

<Chimaea> meh, i can't be bothered much with that stuff anymore. I've redefined my entire life
<Rezo> you switched sides and prefer men, now?
<Jaar> sheeps? after all you're an aussie
<Chimaea> no that's new zealander's. we have cattle ^^

<Tsaraine> I suspect Venus was hit by something massive some time in the past.
<Total_n_Utter_Insanity> Venus was hit by Siris ego?

<Vegana> Go there to vote, and bring your friends, your newborns, your dead and your pets

* Indy points at that guy Siri and Morgy worship.
<Indy> Tolk-something
<Nikki_ODonell> Tolk-Shirow?

* Carlos|UnderaCoolabahTree sends emus and kangaroos after Nathicana. "WE WONT GO BACK!"
joins: Vortex
* Nathicana shoots 'em.
* Quits: Vortex (Quit: )
* Nathicana .. misfired?

<Carlos> I am not soft spoken damnit! I'm Australian! I'm tough! and gruff! and manly!
<Rezo> and your most famous artist is a drag queen.
<Carlos> dude stfu :P
<Carlos> but jesus talk about pwnz0red :/

<KitBox> Territorial waters is 12 nautical miles. <KitBox> China claims 20, but everyone is just 'STFU Nub!'

<Marduk> oh man...my ex-girlfriend is out on "Maneuvers" while Im sitting at home waiting for her to get back, talk about role reversal eh?
<Rezo> I would suggest you begin to wear panties.
<Marduk> ...she suggested that once

<Feaelen|Ctan> As I thought, Sagan did indeed disclaim Nuke-Winter in a 1990 article in /science/
<Feaelen|Ctan> The maximum drop is, according to him, 36 degrees in northern climates.
<Feaelen|Ctan> A nuclear autumn at best.

<Grays_Hill> my good friend named Chris died. He was Walten on NS <Grays_Hill> he died in a terrible car accident [...]
* Vortex stabs the already dead body of the conversation. Because I can. <Grays_Hill> lets not talk about death? *tear*
* Vortex talks about life...oh life...oooh lihihife....oh life...dudu du dub du

<Vortex> a tampon with itching powder...now THAT's an inside joke

<Plato> So, is their some sort of IRC rule that everything will eventually degrade into a conversation about masturbation?
<Rezo> »Plato« yes.
<Vailphi> Yes, Plato
<Vortex> Plato, yes

* Plato sees another opertunity and thinks about registering halflingporn.com
<Vortex> cavetrollporn.com

* Revenia -will- kidnap a planet.
<Rezo> SATURN!
<Revenia> Gas Giants are tougher to move than normal planets.
<Revenia> I guess we could anchor the chains to the rings...

<Ithenril> Okay... pizza, the all american meal...
<Joanna> I wouldn't know. I'm Canadian.
<Ithenril> Joanna where do you live (aka what country?)

<Marduk> I have to say...my region is filled with the most completely useless assholes ever
<Marduk> They're all my friends in RL

<Gehenna> I know nothing about football
<Gehenna> Except the offside rule

<Vrak> since I look to define the difference between "bread" and "doughnut"
<Vrak> you may wonder why I pursue this line of inquiry
<Vrak> let me tell you, when you get married you will sometimes argue over the dumbest things known to man

<Iesus> 10 seconds? including the foreplay I see

<Taurevanime> reeducating Americans? Are you mad!?
<Knoot> ok... educating. Scrap the "re"
<Ithenril> Hey, I am an Amerian...

<Taurevanime> Okay lets discuss Balrog penis size instead then.
<Kopinski|Ctan> One foot.
<Obsidian> Bah, four

* Tactical_Grace ponders the pop. 8m UN nation "The Republic of UN Multi", default flag, motto "There are many more like me", sitting in a griefer region.

* Avatar|GodKiller wants to be voiced
* Avatar|GodKiller was kicked by Oz (Oz)

* Avatar|GodKiller has an announcement concerning UNAOTO
<Nathicana> .. it's dead, Jim?

<William|> Elves make better pets then dogs ;)

* Vailphi dances over Rezo's corpse.
* GhostRez giggles, as he can see Vailphi`s underwear. No, wait, drow do not use underwear...
<Ainulindalion> Yeah, Rez... some drow where -only- underwear, as oppose to not wearing it.
<Vailphi> Exactly.... HEY! =_=


<Awake-Kzintosh> WANCRAG: World Alliance of National Coalitions: Reich-Arda-GDODAD
<Awake-Kzintosh> Strategic Coalition of Unified Militaries: Reich-Arda-GDODAD
<Awake-Kzintosh> S.C.U.M.R.A.G.
<Awake-Kzintosh> Pan-Ardan National Self-Ignoring Etente
<Awake-Kzintosh> PANSIE :)

<Oz> Special forces... so that's like when you bend your [enemy] over and [invade] him in the [southern part of his country]?

* Ainulindalion points out he isn't going to sleep with his father.
<Treznor> I'm sure he's terribly disappointed.

<WhisperingVoices> Automagfreek is the lamest thing since Hetty the One-Legged Squirrel went and hopped into a threshing machine

* Yamatto would prefer to participate, but sucks at dancing. too white or something.

* Nikki_ODonell also notes that kilometres are shorter than miles so Imperial things are bigger. <Nikki_ODonell> A mile is longer than a km, therefore Enlgand is bigger than Germany. It's basic maths.

<Kopinski|Ctan> Matty, face it, you're desperate enough to do it with a living cactus.

<Vortex> yes...'she'...as in 'hey...i don't have a penis'

My apologies If I posted some of them earlier (Page... 9 or so), wasn`t entirely sure which one I had last time, and besides, they aren´t exactly in chronological order <.<

This quote actually made it onto www.bash.org, and it was a discussion about a surprising accident revelation


<RazielHex> Whaddya do if you see a friend's picture in a porn site?
<Yamatto> you link us for a start.

Kinda egotistical, but why not...
<+Yamatto> i don't have a problem with general. every society needs it's ghetto.

Sorry x

to Bigga Boobies:

These are quotes from in NationStates. Not out of it.

to Bigga Boobies:

These are quotes from in NationStates. Not out of it.

Sorry. I have removed it.

heh, more IRC goodness


* Carlos sniffs at Blu
<Carlos> you smell of meatbag.
<Yamatto> that'd be you Carlos

Oh my. That's all for today. :p

*grin* hoorah IRC

Ok, I lied. More IRC stuff.


<Hogs|Pooky> i seem to be firing at least 20 highly accurate Kar98 rounds into this germans face. He has not yet died. Damn hard mode, damn it tohell!
<Yamatto> you're clearly a sissy
<Yamatto> hit him with the rifle till he falls down
<Hogs|Pooky> lol
<Hogs|Pooky> no, hes in a house and im outside
<Hogs|Pooky> and its at range
<Yamatto> charge you pussy
<Hogs|Pooky> hes in teh top of the house
<Tsaraine> then use a bigger gun. There's no way that house can withstand a shell from a battleship's 12" gun.
<Hogs|Pooky> lol

More from IRC!

* Treznor deepthroats the trout.

<Melkor> [sex] me running
* Indy refrains :p
<Firefury> Wouldn't that be rather awkward?
<Melkor> not really. ever tried it?

<Eadwacer> Oh god, I love the idea of an overclocked vibrator


* Eadwacer ponders how many commandments "coveting thy neighbor's wife's ass" would qualify for

<Oz> Bers is studying ass?
<Freebs> Scolopendra ass?
<Oz> I thought you were telling him to STOP being pervy...
* Eadwacer hides his ass
* Nathicana shakes hers.

<Nathicana> Look folks ... it's true. Sex really ain't that complicated. *gets the giggles again, thwaps Ead*
<Freebs> You're all, like... OLD
<Freebs> and you're, like, giggling about sex!
<Bers|Studying> It's just like assembling legos
<Bers|Studying> stick peg into hole
<Scolopendra> Well, I -was- trying to keep the discussion moderately mature. Screw that.

<Freebs> I'd make an emoticon, but it appears that my keyboard has run out of symbols to express the expression on my face.

* Rezo nukes Carlos. With flying gerbil suitcase nukes

<Firefury> Mmm... blasphemy is a nice side dish to a good ham 'n swiss sub =9


<Scolopendra> At that point, the Mesioiach is supposed to show up.
<EultideJoy> The who?
<Scolopendra> That's either your Jewish Messiah, Jesus Mark II, or the Islamic Mahdi

* Treznor glories in his 1338ness.

<Sakkra> I'm Siri's ass?

<Mei_Ikari> Police sting operation; 'Would you like ketchup on that, sir?' 'Oh, sure.' 'Pervert! ARREST HIM!'
<Helen_Ikari> Heh... "So it's okay for me to marry my cat, but I ketchup on a hotdog is a capital offence?" - "President Solis never claimed to be sane, sir."


<Sakkra> I wonder if there was some way to pie the leader of Sketch? What a coup!
<Sakkra> "Sketch Pied! Billions get the giggles!"
<Ceta> perhaps a stealthed drone of some sort? <Firefury> One of Shodey's uberninjas?
<Firefury> What about an orbital-deployed pie? Would that work? =p
<Sakkra> "PIE-tillery away!" "We have confirmed splat!"
* Nathicana watches certain bastards get ... creamed?
<Firefury> Oh! Oh! A giant oven-shaped launcher!
<Sakkra> E-Z Bake launch system?

<Rezo> why does my typing get worse every day?
<Carlos> because you suck? :P
<Chimaea> 'cause of the influence of AOL, reaching out to claim you.
<Rezo> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<Carlos> and HOLY shit
* Carlos ducks from the lightning
<Sunset> And the hand of god goes after Carlos...

* Tsaraine gets bored of these stopgap tactics, and fires OMG LESBIANS at Mei_Ikari.
* Helen_Urbanik flies through the air.

* Treznor kisses Carlos passionately.

<SHODAN> My greatest works in cyborganics and genetic engineering... and they're both ludicrously horny.

<Kaenei> Woah. Like information superhighway pile up! DUDE.
<Firefury> DUDE!
<Scolopendra> SWEET!
<Nathicana> Dude ...
<Firefury> Totally!
<Scolopendra> Righteous!
<Firefury> Like, DUDE, y'know?

<SHODAN> Rowww roww, row row rowwwwr
<Sunset> Oooo Oooo, Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooooooo...

<Freebs> Y'heard? I declared war on sanity.
<Sunset> Our intelligence indicated this was a likely move years ago... ;)

<Nikki_ODonell> Fury, it was the observation that since the last time June met Zeroel he was barely sentient it would be like a grown woman falling for a schoolboy.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> JUNE SI TEH PEDOFILE!
<Firefury> Now he's in more of that angsting teenager phase XP
<Nikki_ODonell> While she's a sensible, calm adult. Akk, the romantic adventures of Shinji the spaceship...
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> As long as he doesn't charge up to Josef and scream, "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BUILT, YOU KNOW!" it'll be okay.

* Sakkra yells out "You're the freak! not me!"
<Cetaganda> sakkra, talking lizards really can't call other people freaks

[15:21] * Kaenei|Sara updates Norton.
[15:21] * Kaenei|Sara feels safer.
[15:22] * Kaenei|Sara has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

* Theallas continues to brush, pet and cuddle the wombat that is in her lap, she is looking like a proper elven queen, exept for the furry marsupial in her lap

<Ithenril> (DAMNIT)

* Parts: Theallas

(for those who aren't aware, both are Thelas' characters. Bit of identity crisis there ... )

CLARIFICATION: Both Theallas and Ithenril are Thelas characters. The Wombat is of course, a force unto himself. Much apologies for any confusion. *ahem*

Wombat News is delighted to announce a new line in day wear for ladies - the Dread Lady Knickers - guaranteed to get your own way!

WN

Freebs: I assure you, if you invade us, there'll be LITIGATION to see!
Freebs: AND an angry email!
Freebs: AND a sit-down strike at the library!
Freebs: INDEED! A SIT DOWN STRIKE!
Angelic_Skies: NOOOOO
Angelic_Skies: NOT A SITDOWN STRIKE!
Freebs: You shan't be able to check out ANY BOOKS AT ALL!
Freebs: MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!
* Angelic_Skies huddles in the corner, overcome with the horror of it

[23:40] <Firefury> Post to Journey!
[23:40] <Scolopendra> :D
[23:42] <Eadwacer> Yay!
[23:42] <Firefury> Lesee... think I'm due for a Far-Searcher post, too *looks for the thread*
[23:44] <Eadwacer> So . . . do we think we see something between Gregor and Sierra? They make such a /cute/ couple
[23:46] <Scolopendra> <Gregor_Pandousco> *thinking--not in uniform, geez, not while in uniform...--thinking*
[23:46] * Firefury snickers
[23:46] <Bers|Studying> no sex in uniform?
[23:47] <Firefury> Ur....
[23:47] * Firefury looks at Scolo. "Is Sierra's new avatar thingie even equipped for anything vaguely resembling sex? o.O"
[23:47] <Eadwacer> I'm pretty sure I recall her being fully operational
[23:47] * Scolopendra coughs and refers back to that whole conversation between Shodey and Sierra.
[23:47] <Eadwacer> sorry, "fully functional"
[23:48] <Scolopendra> So, in the end, your call. It is however, ahem, possible.
[23:48] * Scolopendra turns off the Oh So British switch.
[23:49] <Firefury> Prolly not then =p Sierra didn't exactly plan on that sort of romance when she and Shodey had that chat XP
[23:49] * Scolopendra nods. "Right then."
[23:50] * Eadwacer checks the thread . . . I could have /sworn/
[23:50] * Nathicana rather thought so too. Go fig.
[23:50] * Scolopendra probably could have too, but again this is Rep's character and he's just acting as plot device and thus is -not- going to question.
[23:50] * Bers|Studying figures if it's going to be "fully functional" it should have such, er, capacity
[23:50] <Bers|Studying> always be prepared ans such
[23:50] <Nathicana> That whole 'options to upgrade' interior bits and all later etc.
[23:51] <Nathicana> heehee
[23:51] <Scolopendra> Either way, posted to Journey.
[23:52] * Sirithil is now known as Sirithil|DoingOtherStuff
[23:52] <Firefury> *snicker* Sierra's got one kid, I don't think she had any plans for engaging in activities that generally related to kid-making =p
[23:52] <Scolopendra> What, like buying baby-name books? :P
[23:53] <Firefury> You know damn well what I mean XP
[23:53] <Scolopendra> Sorry, couldn't help but to tease.
[23:53] <Nathicana> Aye, but that doesn't preclude the usual form bits, just internal stuffs and all. *grins impishly*
[23:53] <Bers|Studying> well, it doesn't have to be that functional
[23:53] * Oz has quit IRC (Quit: I'm going home! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!)
[23:53] * Firefury snickers
[23:53] <Scolopendra> Probably can't be, not without in vitro... *shakes head to avoid working on thought problem*
[23:54] <Eadwacer> It's delightfully ambiguous.
[23:54] <Firefury> Well, the form bits... wouldn't that get messy? =p
[23:54] <Eadwacer> All it says it that she won't have menses or associated conditions
[23:54] <Bers|Studying> just the parts for, um, fun, not reproduction
[23:54] * Makou|Generations is now known as Makou
[23:54] * Firefury ponders how to put this delicately
[23:54] <Nathicana> Messy? pfft.
[23:55] <Eadwacer> Messy?
[23:55] <Firefury> The male half of that kind of fun kinda... y'know... ._.;
[23:55] * Scolopendra is running out of practical experience in which to base analyses and evaluations on but will restate that essentially any biological function desired to be replicated can be.'
[23:55] * Nathicana snorts.
[23:56] * Freebs has joined #scoloscrib
[23:56] * The_Tank sets mode: +v Freebs
[23:56] <Freebs> Wusabi
[23:56] <Nathicana> No more messy than usual, I'd imagine. *wry grin*
[23:56] <Scolopendra> Well... if you put it that way, Nathi's not had any problems along those lines.
[23:56] <Scolopendra> Hi Freebs
[23:56] <Firefury> Nathi's a special case XP
[23:56] * Nathicana gets the giggles.
[23:56] <Eadwacer> Hi Freebs
[23:57] <Eadwacer> You just walked in on an /odd/ conversation
[23:57] <Nathicana> Well hell, Fury - we're not talking a walking blow-up doll here.
[23:57] <Freebs> ...
[23:57] <Freebs> Indeed it appears I did.
[23:57] * Scolopendra has officially run out of experience to base any sort of statement on.
[23:57] * Firefury has absolutely no experiance to base any analysis on, either
[23:57] <Scolopendra> Actually, I ran out quite some time back.
[23:57] <Eadwacer> If you want to go for efficiency, you could just nano-wank (no pun intended) process it just like food imput for more raw materials. Tada! No cleanup!
[23:57] <Bers|Studying> Hehe, dangly parts
[23:58] * Firefury chokes laughing
[23:58] <Freebs> ...
[23:58] <Scolopendra> That's -doable- ...
[23:58] <Eadwacer> To quote a good friend of mine: "Genitals! They're the feel-goody bits!"
[23:58] <Freebs> What in the name of Ahura-Mazda are you all talking about?!
[23:58] <Scolopendra> Freebs... I'm not entirely sure anymore.
[23:58] <Firefury> About whether or not a dead woman can have sex or not, I think =p
[23:58] <Eadwacer> Yup!
[23:59] * Scolopendra nominates Nathi as his Sexuality Advisor and authorizes her to clarify whatever is necessary.
[23:59] <Bers|Studying> Sex
[23:59] <Bers|Studying> Intercourse
[23:59] <Bers|Studying> doing the horizontal (insert dance style here)
[23:59] <Scolopendra> Bers, stop being pervy and get back to studying
[23:59] <Scolopendra> Ass.
[23:59] <Freebs> I'd make an emoticon, but it appears that my keyboard has run out of symbols to express the expression on my face.
[23:59] <Eadwacer> <Scolopendra> Ass. <= Not my style
[23:59] <Nathicana> Sexually capable biomech bits for Sierra, dead, but not whilst contained in this magitech deal. Yes?
[00:00] <Scolopendra> Essentially, ya, Nath... and way to take out of context, Ead.
[00:00] * Nathicana gets the giggles ... a lot over that last bit, thanks EAd.
[00:00] <vonKarma> anyone seen Space Truckers?
[00:00] * Firefury is cracking up IRL at this XP
[00:00] * Eadwacer is as well
[00:00] <vonKarma> anyone seen Space Truckers?
[00:00] <Bers|Studying> jeez, its sex, not rocket science
[00:01] * Firefury falls off her chair laughing
[00:01] <Nathicana> Fury - can guarantee, with how Shodey explained and all, yes, if you chose that route, no muss, no fuss, fully capable/functional, enjoyable, what have you great.
[00:01] <Bers|Studying> Rocket Science is hard
[00:01] <Bers|Studying> wait
[00:01] <Bers|Studying> damn
[00:01] <Scolopendra> Well... it -could- be rocket science, depending how analytical one is and what kind of jargon one uses.
[00:01] <Firefury> I dunno, in Sierra's case, it's more rocket science than sex =p
[00:01] <Nathicana> All the good and none o' the bad. DAMN. unfair.
[00:01] * Khen|AtWork slash-clears several times. :P
[00:01] <Eadwacer> I have to agree with Nathi
[00:01] <Nathicana> And no, Karma - don't think I have.
[00:01] <vonKarma> Space Truckers: Gas powered /replacement bits/
[00:01] <Freebs> A calculus teacher was explaining something to his students one day, and they just wouldn't understand. Finally, exasperated, the calculus teacher throws up his hands and says, "For god's sake, it's not rocket science!"
[00:01] <Nathicana> woo!
[00:01] <vonKarma> including pull start
[00:02] <Eadwacer> OW!
[00:02] <Nathicana> "Fire it up, baby - I'm ready to go!" *giggles*
[00:02] <Nathicana> ow .. my sides ...
[00:02] * Nathicana snickers
[00:02] <Eadwacer> "Do you smoke after sex?" "Only if the petrol is low octane."
[00:02] <Freebs> Geez... and I'm supposed to be at the age where I act like this often...
[00:02] <Nathicana> Look folks ... it's true. Sex really ain't that complicated. *gets the giggles again, thwaps Ead*
[00:02] <Freebs> You're all, like... OLD
[00:02] <Freebs> and you're, like, giggling about sex!
[00:02] <Nathicana> ... I am not old. Dammit.
[00:03] <vonKarma> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120199/
[00:03] <Eadwacer> I'm not old. I'm only 21
[00:03] <Freebs> >.0
[00:03] <Scolopendra> We aren't giggling.
[00:03] <Nathicana> Well hell, Freebs - you've gotta have a sense of humor about sex.
[00:03] <Scolopendra> We're having a good laugh.
[00:03] <Bers|Studying> It's just like assembling legos
[00:03] <Scolopendra> Nathi, out of he... er... just stay in there.
[00:03] <Bers|Studying> stick peg into hole
[00:03] <Nathicana> Not even that hard, Bers.
[00:03] <Scolopendra> Anyway, Nathi's right. The technology is advanced enough to deal with any circumstance required...
[00:03] * Nathicana grins, kicks back in a recliner, and takes up residence.
[00:03] <Eadwacer> <Nathicana> Not even that hard, Bers. <= That's a cruel statement
[00:03] <Nathicana> ... *gigglesnorts*
[00:04] <Freebs> I guess you don't really understand this kind of stuff till you get laid...
[00:04] <Nathicana> out of context!
[00:04] <Sakkra> BUMPIN UGLIES!
[00:04] * TheOzManComputerLabbeth already misses sex. =P
[00:04] * TheOzManComputerLabbeth is now known as Oz
[00:04] <Nathicana> tap A into slot B ... simple. ;)
[00:04] <Bers|Studying> Having sex is easy, it's the being good at it that is hard
[00:04] <Nathicana> tab even. oi. bad typing.
[00:04] <Oz> Having sex isn't easy the first time.
[00:04] <Nathicana> Nah, Bers ... just practice.
[00:04] <Scolopendra> Well, I -was- trying to keep the discussion moderately mature. Screw that.

Sakkra attempting to dissuade Credonia from his consideration of himself as superpower (with 1964865615684684654651 n00kz!!!11!). This was right after he dared her to a wargame.

You would be wise to hold your tongue against your betters, whelp. Your economy is inferior to ours, your technology and training is second-rate, and your hygiene leaves much to be desired, smelly ape-thing.

IRC strikes again:
<Mei_Ikari> 'Thelassie!' 'Woof' 'What's that, girl? Your gravships are stuck down the mine?'

... yeah. We need to register the domain "nsbash.org" ;)

--Felix

Snubby, the president of the World Cup Committee made a good posting about the forums, which is perhaps also funny for you non-WClers:

This space reserved for a little whine. no, not "wine" - "whine".

The forums ________________ (insert several (at least 3) of your favorite descriptive expletives here)!!!

By the time I finally get here, and then deal with "invalid-post" and "no post method specified" and "can't find server", and all the other ________ (insert one of your favorite noun-form expletives), I've used up the majority of the time I have to be here.

Then we deal with some administratve stuff - a rule here, a committee there, etc, etc.

Has anyone noticed that Margaret, Ben, Eileen, Justin, thousands of ministers, et al, have been rather absent lately?

eh...

<Zvarinograd> By the way, are the mods sure the pop. bug is dead for good?
<+Mei_Ikari> Um, maybe.
* +Mei_Ikari has had it, so...
<[Doujin][AOM]> sak the tech person :p
<[Doujin][AOM]> them mods dont know jack
<[Doujin][AOM]> they are all idiots
<+Yamatto> rofl
<+Yamatto> yes
<+Yamatto> they sure are.
<+Yamatto> aren't they Mei
<+Mei_Ikari> Yes, we are.
<[Doujin][AOM]> pfft
<[Doujin][AOM]> like your a mod
• Yamatto cackles
<+Mei_Ikari> Hm....You nation is called Doujin?
<[Doujin][AOM]> no it isnt
<[Doujin][AOM]> its um
<[Doujin][AOM]> Whittier
<[Doujin][AOM]> yea
<+Mei_Ikari> CHeck your telegrams.
* [Doujin][AOM] is now known as Whittier
<Whittier> See

For those who don't know Mei_Ikari = GMC and thus MODLORD. or some shit.

Why you shouldn't mess with IRC Services:

[18:53:32] * Creddy is now known as God
[18:53:36] <God> :-D
[18:53:40] <God> my true title
[18:53:41] <God> :-D
[18:53:42] * Lord_Nebuzzaradan is now known as General_Nebuzzaradan
[18:53:44] * Goobergunch waits for the kill.
[18:53:50] <Obsidian> wowz0rz, u r so cretive, u r kewl!
[18:54:02] <General_Nebuzzaradan> y ur dah coolest1
[18:54:17] * Ithenril has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[18:54:20] * God raises an eyebrow
[18:54:32] <Goobergunch> Only a few more seconds....
[18:54:34] * God has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced)))
[18:54:38] <Goobergunch> XD
[18:54:40] <crim|StudyingInstructions> mwaha
[18:54:41] <Scolopendra> Bitch.
[18:54:44] * Obsidian high-fives Goober
[18:54:51] * Iuthy Zero Cool
[18:55:04] <Goobergunch> It bears noting that the nick "God" is prohibited on EsperNet.
[18:55:08] <Obsidian> Heh
[18:55:09] * god_almighy has joined #Nationstates
[18:55:11] <god_almighy> MOFO
[18:55:13] <Iuthy> damn, I can't be Zero Cool
[18:55:13] <god_almighy> who did that
[18:55:22] <Iuthy> hack the planet!
[18:55:22] <Scolopendra> Who do you think?
[18:55:24] <god_almighy> grrrrrrr
[18:55:28] <Scolopendra> <Goobergunch> It bears noting that the nick "God" is prohibited on EsperNet.
[18:55:29] <Goobergunch> [18:55:04] <Goobergunch> It bears noting that the nick "God" is prohibited on EsperNet.
[18:55:34] <Goobergunch> (bloody lag)
[18:55:37] <Obsidian> Wow, so many 'r's, he must be angry!
[18:55:41] <Scolopendra> I'm not above getting IJ to pay you a little visit.
[18:55:45] <Scolopendra> Now behave.
[18:55:49] <Kwangistar> Capitalist Paradises of the world unite!
[18:56:01] <Kwangistar> We must free the proletariat from the chains of Scandinavian Liberal Paradises!
[18:56:02] <god_almighy> i am behaving...
[18:56:07] * god_almighy didnt do nuttin
[18:56:16] * Scolopendra sighs.
[18:56:19] <Scolopendra> To repeat again.
[18:56:19] <god_almighy> i didnt
[18:56:20] <Scolopendra> <Goobergunch> It bears noting that the nick "God" is prohibited on EsperNet.
[18:56:23] <god_almighy> yes yes
[18:56:24] <General_Nebuzzaradan> String up the usurper!
[18:56:25] <Scolopendra> You are on Espernet.
[18:56:26] <Iuthy> hm... in a mathematical sense that means you did something.
[18:56:33] <General_Nebuzzaradan> Offer him as sacrifice to the Noble God Marduk!
[18:56:39] * Scolopendra points at the nick "god_almighy"
[18:56:50] <Scolopendra> You are, in fact, doing something right now.
[18:56:54] * god_almighy snarls n goes to change name
[18:57:02] * [Doujin] is now known as En
[18:57:04] <Iuthy> heh, at least it shows he isn't the god of spelling.
[18:57:07] * En is now known as En_Sof
[18:57:09] <En_Sof> THere
[18:57:09] <god_almighy> technically.....doing nothing is doing something :p
[18:57:11] <Scolopendra> Spelling?
[18:57:13] <god_almighy> :-D
[18:57:21] * god_almighy is now known as Creddy

The moral of this story: never type --> /nick God <-- on EsperNet.

"Are you the fitzgerald kanosis?"
"No just A Fitzgerald Kanosis. Didn't you hear? I come in 6-packs now."
-minor character in one of my rp's upon learning that Kanosis, who everyone thinks is dead, is actually alive and Kanosis' response.

your aircraft carrier will hit my land mines


:lol:

On the NationStates region's doohickey today:

<Some region hopping nation> Hello, I've just joined this region! I've decided to take over Arms Manufacturing for the region!

<Krytenia> Well, as we are a pro-peace region, you are now the proud owner of four pointy sticks and a brownie-toasting fork. N'joy!

This week in news:
Presented by the Kingsford Today Newspaper
---

From Kingsford:
Alan Bemore: Inbred Scorer

Many of you Kingsforders were watching the Oglethorpia - The Belmore Family match, however you disagreed with this statement:

"I was movin' downfield, seeing the Belmorian keeper going after the ball; then I saw Alan Belmore, and seconds later, I heard this loud cheer. Torrence then told me that Alan Belmore had just scored on his own keeper. I was shocked."

During the match, Kingsford Correspondant Nick Lavalais, who was at that game, had this to say during the Athletic Review:

"The match was one sided. The Belmore Family was failing to do pretty much anything because of their many disorders due to being inbred. Then, in the 72nd, Alan Belmore (Star Striker, Star Field Hockey Player (he wears a skirt!), and President) picked up the ball with his hands inside the Oglethorpian box and started running. Officials didn't blow the whistle because they wanted to see what this inbred would do. After three gene-related seizures, he eventually reached the Belmore box and threw it into the goal. Covered in his own drool, he lied on the ground, half seizuring, half watching the ball bounce in."

Oglethorpian players swarmed Alan Belmore, trying to lift him up in the air, but he was too drool covered and smelled of feces, and they backed away. Oglethorpia went on to win the match on the... hands of their star striker, Alan Belmore.
---

your aircraft carrier will hit my land mines


:lol:

Perhaps it is an amphibious carrier.

Names have been changed to protect the guilty

* Mr. Bitter will strive to live up to to RP standards of Mr. Demonic: ""An 'accidental' beheading would be sure to liven things up," Lord Egotistical muttered to himself. He had a wine glass in hand, swirling the last bit of wine around the bottom."
<Miss Opinionated> I know. I'd like to request that said 'accidental beheading' is his own.
<Miss Opinionated> There is that knife floating about now ...
<Mr. Bitter> heh
<Miss Opinionated> "Whups! Oh bloody hell ... color me embarrased for this lil international incident ... whoopsie!"
* Mr. Bitter sighs, "Dammit..." calls out to the kitchen, "Honey! Does demon blood stain?"
<Miss Opinionated> "Oxyclean. Takes care of just about anything. It's not the stain that's the problem though - you'll never get the smell out."
<Mr. Bitter> "Fuck... well, never liked this tux anyway." Sighs.
<Mr. Aussie> nappysan
<Miss Opinionated> nighties!
<Mr. Aussie> it cleans whites, brightens colours and removes unwanted odours.
<Mr. Bitter> Seeja Mr. Aussie.
<Mr. Aussie> erm
<Mr. Aussie> nappysan = clothes washing powder...
<Mr. Bitter> Oh.
<Mr. Aussie> it's an Australian washing powder :P
* Mr. Bitter thought it was a Japanese phrase for "good night"
<Miss Opinionated> oh ... *chuckles*
<Mr. Aussie> lol no
<Mr. Aussie> would have to ask Miss Otaku for that one :P

[21:47:00] <Eauz> ¤ @H00kd-on-c0mUniZum-werkz-4-meh: will you guys be getting rid of Blair soon?
[21:47:09] <The_Belmore_Family> What??
[21:47:13] <The_Belmore_Family> and have howard in
[21:47:15] <The_Belmore_Family> No way!

Pong.

If you don't get it, too bad. If you do, laugh.

---------

are you(my friend)? :cry:
I have no idea who you are.

Straight out of Forum 7!

OMG, [violet] is orangetexting over the General Forum.

The Rapture is here!

OOC: Getting tempted to post a bizarre IRC story that Rezo and myself composed.

[ quote = "monkeypimp"] iam am evil[/quote]

Fascist White States
Senator


Founded: 10 May 2004
Posts: 847

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 12:04 am Post subject: ALPHA-OMEGA EXPLODES

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YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...

I know that I'm not supposed to post my own quotes, but I really like this one. It's from the thread that this YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water... came from:

Sigma Octavus: Silly n00b, nukes are for good roleplayers.

OOC:

Don't forget his other one...


Fascist White States
Senator


Founded: 10 May 2004
Posts: 858

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 12:34 am Post subject:

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After 93 years my people all emerge from their bunkers... Well their grandchildren and great grandchildren emerge...

Joseph Cannon III: "Now the world has been wiped clean of the plagues, we aryans will populate it all."

YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That beats out the Rockaway Beach/Stupid White Boys thread, hands down.

FWS got 3 in here....man, thats really bad!

<+Tsaraine> rvs|work: technically it's an acronym ... shouldn't either be applicable?
<+rvs|work> Tsaraine: A graser is a gamma-ray laser. A GRASER is an infinitely capable weapon covered in Whisper's semen.
<+Tsaraine> ah.
:lol:

[15:55] <Rezo> 6km engagement ranges? That´s Thushima, not spacedy.
[15:56] <Yamatto> hell at 6km you may as well put on a space suit, float over and punch the f*cker inna face.

Eulalia: Anyhow, Myrth, you should live up to your name! Be mirthful!
Eulalia: Take it easy!
* Khen|Work is now known as Khenala
Eulalia: In other words - become an anarcho-communist-environmentalist-radical like me!
Eulalia: ^_^
* Khenala sprays Eulalia with a waterhose, connected to a bleach hydrant.
Eulalia: Bwwwwaaah!
Eulalia: Hey!
Eulalia: This isn't "Girls Gone Wild"!
Khenala: EAT CHEMICAL DEATH, COMMUNIST SCUM!
Khenala is now known as Captain_Clorox
* Captain_Clorox saves teh Day!
Eulalia: Nnnoooo!
Eulalia: Siri! Get me that pool of hydrochloric acid!
Captain_Clorox is now known as Khenala
* Eulalia dives into Siri's personal Iraqi torture pool of HCl
Khenala: Siri only gets Danishes, silly.
Eulalia: Ahhhhh....
* Eulalia steps out of the HCl, t-shirt dripping wet.
Eulalia: Darn it, Khen! My ridiculously-tiny polyester top is dripping with corrosive chemicals.
Khenala: Then my job here is done.

More from IRC!

<Carlos> link in soul calibre 2 is hot!
* Firefury spreads propoganda that Carlos Quil'Raya is a closet homosexual =p
* Carlos DENIES it
<Scolopendra> Well, he does sound sorta like General Tightpants at times...


<Carlos> you cant kill me! I'm the gingerbread fascist!


* Firefury builds a really big catapault with OMG LAZER PRECISION GUIDANCE and uses it to lob a intercontinental ballistic banana cream pie over to Iraqstan, through Carlos's open window, and creams the bastard

<Scolopendra> ph334r my underwear laser
* Scolopendra wonders if duct tape was the best thing to use to affix the pocket maglite to his wang.
<Scolopendra> That's probably gonna sting when I remove it.
* Scolopendra notes that, unlike masking tape, it isn't just going to dry out. At least, not for a few years.
<Alysa_Anderson> Alcohol?
<Emily_Anderson> Yeah, get drunk before you take that off.
* Scolopendra one ups that and immerses his wang in acetone <Scolopendra> -eep-

<Sakkra> You vaporized his WANG!?
<Firefury> ... What a line to walk in on

<Sakkra> Have fun storming the castle.
<Imnsvale> That'd be a good innuendo.
<Imnsvale> "Hey Joe, I'd storm HER castle."
<Sakkra> Oh, lord......
<Scolopendra> Say nothing of battering rams and gates.
<Nathicana> All your ass are belong to us?
<Sakkra> So laying siege to her castle might work as a pick-up line?
<Imnsvale> Fetch the hot oil"?
<Mei_Ikari> 'Hiya honey, mind if I pull up my trebuchet?'
* Sakkra waits for this train of thought to derail in a loud, bloody mess.
<Mei_Ikari> 'Check out my siege tower! I'ma storm yo' battlements!'
<Imnsvale> "My, your seige tower is so tall..."
<Nathicana> Scope them flying buttresses ...
<Mei_Ikari> 'And full of my little men!'
<Imnsvale> "Is your moat filled with alligators?"
<Mei_Ikari> 'No, I got some cream for that.'

<Tactical_Grace[Snack]> Euro-pop disco! Yeah! Boogie-woogie-woogie! [CrashTinkle of mirrorball falling on my head as I strike a particularly flamboyant pose]
* Firefury performs the ancient technique of Smacking Someone Upside The Head For Looking Like An Idiot

<Yamatto> Honour is being nice to women and such. getting pasted from orbit is silliness.


* Terse pulls out Wanker Plasma Rifle. "Say hello, to my little friend' s big brother!"
<Rezo> ... plasma sperm?
* Rezo dodges, wearing a full body condom.

<vonKarma> CL=W/(rho V^2 (S/2))
<Scolopendra> Dude, rho(V^2)(S/2) == qS
<vonKarma> fine then
<vonKarma> I used standard atmo
<vonKarma> fuck your "real" conditions
<Scolopendra> q = (rhoV^2)/2
<Scolopendra> q = dynamic pressure
<Scolopendra> Jeebus H Hyskos, we're nerds.
<Treznor> What, the fact that you can do advanced physics while drunk?

* Carlos licks Treznor
* Treznor licks back.

<Kaenei|InTheSkyTonight> where exactly did he get this massive penis extension from?
<Scolo|OMGERRANDS> His ass.
<Scolo|OMGERRANDS> that just seems to work so well.
<Scolo|OMGERRANDS> He's a self-gratifying wanker who pulls his own penis extensions out of his ass. Talk about desperate.
<Scolo|OMGERRANDS> New definition to the term "circle jerk"

<SalusaSecondus> HOLY FUCK! I'M A GAME ADMIN!!!!

<Cogitation> Tactical Grace: "No post mode specified" is probably an error generated when one subroutine fails to properly communicate with another subroutine.
* Tactical_Grace grabs SQL thingy, drags it into an alleyway and administers a violent pipe beating, leaving it lying bleeding in the gutter, in the rain, at night.
* Myrth connects slap subroutine with Tactical_Grace subroutine

<Treznor> I always thought being in GDODAD was like wearing your mother's dress. Everybody's done it, but nobody wants to admit it.

<Sirocco> MYRTH! STOP HUMPING THE FORUMS!

<Oz> Gotta write.
<Oz> It's starting to come.
<Oz> When it comes, it just gushes out sometimes. If I don't take care of it, it can be a mess to clean the piece up later on.
<Oz> ...okay, I swear to God and sunny Jesus, the innuendo of that last sentence was entirely, completely, 100% unintentional.

<Sakkra> I am the Wang Officer. It is my sworn duty to uphold the WANG quota.

Of course I'm new! I started my nation two days ago and have only posted 3 times previous to this. It sounds very condescending that you said, "You are obviously new". I know I'm new; you don't have to tell me that. We were all new at one time or another.

Sorry, I just found this hilarious. :lol:

A behind the scenes look at Max and the Mods! (Please note that none of this is to be taken seriously- we were all dorking around being silly in the Evil Lair ^_^)

<Firefury> The boss has been duly informed that yer back on the team =p
<Oz> Okay.
<Max> heyyyy
<Max> slaggy?
<Oz> Oh. It's the boss.
* Oz makes note: look at nick list next time.
<Max> hiya
<Oz> How's stuff?
<Max> So they tell me you want to come back
<Max> frankly I need some time to think about it
<Max> when you turned your back on me, I felt hurt, rejected...
<Oz> Fear of recklessness?
* Firefury snickers
* SalusaSecondus snickers
<Oz> Oh. Jilted ex-boss...
<Max> it was a long time before I could learn to love again
<SalusaSecondus> OUT OF MY HEAD
<Oz> Listen. I loved you, but I wasn't IN love with you.
<Oz> It's not you... it's me.
<Max> I just don't know if I can let you into my heart again
* Scolopendra stops eating before he starts laughing milk out of his nose
* vonKarma wonders what teh brandy would think of this
<Oz> Ummmm... don't worry, it happens to lots of guys.
<Max> ok, so you're back :)
<Max> and I'm very glad :)
<[hack]> Can we still haze him?
<Scolopendra> Max burnt all the stuff you gave him.
<Max> yes
<Oz> Even my fluffy woowoo beary-bear?
<Max> I hate that fucking bear
<Oz> But I WUV my fluffy woowoo beary-bear...
* Scolopendra finds an appropriate Weird Al song
<Scolopendra> That was the first to go.
<Scolopendra> It burned damn nicely
<Oz> So I pulled your name out of my rolodex...
<Oz> And I tore all your pictures in two...
<Oz> And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go...
<Oz> Just because it reminds me of YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
<Scolopendra> Just because it reminds me of YOU!
<Oz> That's right! (That's right!) You ain't gonna see me cryin'!
* SalusaSecondus is laughing so hard that it hurts
<Oz> You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in twooo!
* Firefury is thinking quotes thread fodder
<Oz> 'Cuz I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
<Oz> Tha-an spend... one more minute... with you.
* [hack] nods to Firefury, "Yes, yes it is."

<Max> I still don't really understand how my very amateur code handles 2500 online players without much trouble, but 100 people on the forum bring it down
<SalusaSecondus> Max, it's a combination of the two. Your code is swapping like mad, but is possibly more robust (cause it's simpler)
* Max flexes his robustness.

<Max> I've written to the Nazi guy and asked him to please go away
<Max> Nicest fuck-off letter I ever wrote

<Max> Q.: Do you feel your time as a NationStates moderator has made you more or less tolerant?
<Scolopendra> A: PURGE THE HEATHENS! KILL! KILL! SMASH NAZIS! SMASH MULTIES! GORT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<vonKarma> Max, it has made me fully realize the extent of the plague of stupidity on this earth.

* vonKarma sets timer to first why was the server down thread
<Oz> Crikey...
<Max> That's what happens when you take down the forum...
<Max> Imagine how we'll be at Jolt with a bigger server and NO local forum
* Scolopendra imagines...
<[hack]> "Stable"?
<Max> yes!
<Max> exactly!

<[hack]> Hm. Now that Sal's GA, does he get to read the super-secret admin@nationstates.net e-mail? :P
<Oz> No. That's also Max's top-secret Albanian Lesbian Hooker e-mail account.
<[hack]> Ah, yes. Forgot about the hookers.

Not exactly funny, but evidence that the guilty, in this case Nathi, is not all mean afterall. Of course she'll deny it and then kick you..but here is the proof!

* Nathi|Dreamin admits she's not all Ice Queen, gets it over with, will deny it if ever brought up again, and turns off the damn monitor already. "G'night!"

* Myrth slaps FireFury around a bit with Bas
* Firefury slaps Myrth around a bit with Tuesday Heights
* Myrth slaps FireFury around a bit with Goober
* Zero_X whips both of you with LE
* Firefury slaps Myrth around a bit with LandHawk!
* Myrth slaps FireFury around a bit with vonKarma
* Firefury slaps Myrth around bit with Scolopendra
* Zero_X smacks Myrth with Foe Hammer
* Myrth slaps Fury around with Myrth
* Firefury slaps Myrth around a bit with Cogitation!
* Myrth thinks about this for a moment
* Myrth slaps FireFury around a bit with Neut
* Firefury slaps Myrth around a bit with SalusaSecondus!
* Myrth slaps FireFury around a bit with [violet]!
* Firefury slaps Myrth around a bit with Max Barry!
* Myrth slaps FireFury around a bit with [dredd]!
* Firefury slaps Myrth around a bit with [mantle]!
* Myrth slaps FireFury around a bit with Grated Cheese!
* Firefury slaps Myrth around with her forum admin brackets!

The Nationstates Mods... working hard, as per usual ^_~

* Khenala RETURNS!!, now with 20% less calories!
Nathicana: That's a lot less calories, Khen.
Khenala: Well, what can I say. I'm Khenala Lite. :P
Nathicana: heehee
Nathicana: clue me in how y'all manage that - could use it. ;)
Imnsvale: Unsavory additives?
Nathicana: Somehow I doubt that.
Imnsvale: I can't believe its not Khen?
Imnsvale: (*wink wink*)
Imnsvale: Er, wait.
You are now known as Fabio
Fabio: I can't believe its not Khen?
You are now known as Imnsvale
Nathicana: "Tastes great ... less filling?"
Imnsvale: We pick no Khen before its time?
Nathicana: Sell, Imns. Sell. *grins*
Eadwacer: SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Too much Khenala has been found to cause cancer in lab rats.
Imnsvale: Heehee.
Nathicana: Now, were he a twin ... "Double your pleasure, double your fun" ...
Imnsvale: Hahaha.
Nathicana: "A little dab'll do ya." *giggles*
Imnsvale: Hah!
Nathicana: A day without Khen is like a day without sunshine.
Imnsvale: Its true.
Khenala: :)
Nathicana: .. the San Francisco treat? *chuckles*
Nathicana: A Khen is a terrible thing to waste ...
Imnsvale: HAHAHAHAHAhA.
Eadwacer: A Khenala a day keeps the doctor away.
Nathicana: Bring out the Khen and bring out the best?
Nathicana: Khen - the Breakfast of Champions.
Imnsvale: Khen: Its what's for dinner.
* Khenala is now a consumer cliche'!
* Nathicana just gets the giggles hard.
Imnsvale: Khen - The other white meat.
* Nathicana rolls.
Nathicana: Don't leave home without him.
Eadwacer: Behold, the power of Khen.
Eadwacer: Got Khen?
Nathicana: Oh dear lord .. "Fill it to the rim with Khen".
Imnsvale: Khen: It pays you back for the things you buy anyway?
Nathicana: Khen: Betcha can't eat just one.
Imnsvale: Khen: One you pop, you can't stop.
Nathicana: Good to the last drop ... *more giggles*
Nathicana: How do you spell relief?
Khenala: K-H-E-N?
Eadwacer: There's a party in every Khen.
Nathicana: My sides hurt. *laughs*
Nathicana: Finger-lickin good.
Imnsvale: Khen, with 11 secret spices?
Nathicana: Just do it (er, him). *snickers*
Eadwacer: Khen, like a rock
Khenala: lol
Imnsvale: Built Khen tough?
Nathicana: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."
Nathicana: It keeps going, and going, and going ...
Nathicana: He, that is.
Imnsvale: Where's the Khen?
* Imnsvale lifts bun.
Nathicana: Keeps a licking and keeps on ticking.
Imnsvale: Khen: Strong enough for a man but made for a woman!
* Khenala keeps the licking and the ticking.
Khenala: O_o
* Nathicana giggles
Nathicana: M'm, m'm, good.
Nathicana: Promise her anything, but give her Khen.
Khenala: hehe
Nathicana: Khen: Quality is Job 1.
mnsvale: Every kiss begins with Khen?
* Ceta (Librarian@sdn-ap-025tnnashP0411.dialsprint.net) has joined the channel
Nathicana: Eeexcellent.
* Nathicana has voiced Ceta
Nathicana: Reach out and touch ... *ahem*
Khenala: Part of this complete breakfast.
Imnsvale: Let your Khen's do the walking?
Ceta is now known as Cetaganda
Nathicana: Taste him again, for the first time. o.O
Nathicana: "The best seat in the house."
* Khenala rather likes Nathi's consumer cliche's.
Nathicana: The best part of waking up is Khen in your cup. Or ... hrm ... that one needs a lil work. ;)
Nathicana: Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
Nathicana: Dear lord ... *giggles*
Imnsvale: Taste the Khen?
Nathicana: You deserve a Khen today.
Nathicana: You're in good hands with Khen.
* Khenala detests that motto. :P
Nathicana: Yo quiero Khenala?
Nathicana: When you say Khen, you've said it all.
Imnsvale: Please don't squeese the Khen?
* Nathicana snickers.
Nathicana: Khen: When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
Imnsvale: Sometimes you feel like a Khen, sometimes you don't?
Nathicana: heehee
* Firefury nearly chokes on her root beer laughing
Imnsvale: I'd walk a mile for a Khen?
Nathicana: w00t!
Nathicana: What would you do for a Khen?
Imnsvale: Snap! Crackle! Khen!
Khenala: lol
Imnsvale: Khen: Because you're worth it.
* Nathicana laughs way hard.
Imnsvale: It takes a tough man to make a tender Khen.
Firefury: Khen: The ultimate driving machine
Cetaganda: Behold the power of Khen/
Nathicana: eeeexcellent one.
Nathicana: He's grrrrreat!
Imnsvale: Silly rabbit, Khen's for kids!
Khenala: ...
Nathicana: "True."
Nathicana: Khen inside.
Imnsvale: Heehee.
Nathicana: Gimme a Khen.
Nathicana: TGIK?
Khenala: Khen, the Heartbeat of America.
Imnsvale: Fly the friendly Khen?
Imnsvale: You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the Khen?
Firefury: A Khen is forever?
* Nathicana is still giggling.
Cetaganda: There's some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Khen.
Imnsvale: Khen: For work or play, no matter where you work or how you play!
* Firefury damn near dies laughing
Imnsvale: Hahahaha.
Nathicana: ow ... sides ... ow ... *giggles*
Nathicana: "What's in your wallet?" only that needs to be somewhat switched there ...
Imnsvale: I lost 16 pounds on the Khen plan!
* Firefury grins
Oz: "I'm Khen, and I approve of this message."
Nathicana: "Just more fun."
Firefury: Everything's better with the Khen!
Imnsvale: Khen: Drink young?
Oz: Bababababa, I'm Khennin' it!
Firefury: Khen version Nine-Point-Oh, now with new features!
Firefury: Yeah... we entertain waaaay too easily
Oz: "Parental controls help protect my Khens!"
Nathicana: When only the best will do.
Imnsvale: Khen with wings, for extra protection.
* Nathicana nearly chokes on her dinner.
Firefury: ORO!
Oz: Oro indeed.

There was some uranium, like below this rainforest, and we are very used to nuclear energy and stuff.. (we have 52 reactors and are building more as needed) So, we thought we could make some bombs and after a few prototypes we made 6 bombs and 8 intercontinental nuclear warheads. Disagree? Like I care...

How rare! :)

And no I'm not selling... It's just "in" to have these things, you know? :O This amuses me.

Khen jokes


Holy crap that was funny.

"We make our Khen the old fashioned way: we earn him."

I'm almost surprised Nathi didn't say:

"Khen: Obey Your Thirst."

From a thread about the Abortion UN Resolution:

The men should be able to decide. The babies also make good food and can be used in recreational sports. Women should have no say in this. Just because they have to carry it around for a few months doesnt give them the right to whine. GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN WOMEN! MAKE ME A DAMN SANDWICH! I think that ill make a proposal that all women with small titties should have a required tittie enlargment, paid for by the governmentYour ideas interest me and I would like to subscribe to them. May I also add that ugly girls must have a face transplant paid for by the state as well.

Sexist... but funny nonetheless.

"There's no 'I' in 'Idiot'"
-Me

From this topic (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=149035):

Sorry, found the answer.

22 minutes ago: The Kingdom of Fifekirkaldy ceased to exist.
23 minutes ago: Fifekirkaldy was ejected from the UN for rule violations.
23 minutes ago: The Sultanate of Jipo ceased to exist.
yes it looks that way.as i said i have not been on for one year and it look's like rules have changed.so without being warned i have been deleted.but i have contacted the mods and the person who possible gave false info about me will be deleted them self.this matter is beeing taken to the highest level.i remember just 12 month's ago i was about to become a mod so i know all the rules and relegations.but never mind we will have this sorted out in about 42 hours

I rather liked my reply. ;)

"[enter name here] is unfair, unjust and completely callouse."

-JRV Foreign Minister

Wormia-Covenant War
Alien Covenant:
"Are we to take Wormia's intervention as a direct challenge to covenant Sovreignity?"

Wormia:
"I'm tempted to reply that Wormia's intervention is as a direct attack on Covenant existence."

OOC Reply in the same war
CorpSac
"OOC: i could always force a surrender to lower the amount of people we will lose."

Wormia:
"OOC: With 42.9 million soldiers at Wormia's whim, so could I... soooo could I...."

Khen jokes


Holy crap that was funny.

"We make our Khen the old fashioned way: we earn him."

That was increadibly and outrageously funny.

I can't think of any good Khen jokes though :(

"This message was brought to you by the Association for a Drug Free Khen."

That's not that funny, but of course, all the funny ones were taken.

One that just popped up:

Berserker: Khenala Maaannnn!!!
Scolopendra: America's Most Trusted Khen.

"Oh bugger..."
Unkown billions of brits.

Wow, that was really funny. [/sarcasm]

Oh yeah and the text based sarcasm ws hilairious. Yes i am aware of my own sarcasm in critisizing yours.

:HO Channel 2 News::

Tom: Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker,
...

Tom: Next up, does staring at breasts burn more calories than running? Find out after this...

I am starting my new exercise regimen today :lol:

More from IRC...

* Raem clutches a cup of coffee, hissing something about "precious".
<Emily_Anderson> 'This ale is mine! My own! My...Precious...'
<Raem> It burns us! Tricksey false coffee. We should let it cool.
<Alysa_Anderson> Drink it hot, bitch.
<Raem> That sounded so wrong

Random IRC non sequitor...

<Emily_Anderson> 'Falling asleep, drinking coffee or masturbating during seppuku is considered highly dishonourable...'
* Alysa_Anderson blinks. Laughs.
* Nathi|Miserable nearly chokes on her water.

IRC gives us some damn fine material. From the same room that brought you "Every Corporate Slogan We Can Think Of That Becomes a Double Entendre When Khenala Is Involved" comes...
[11:19] * Scolopendra hums the QACF's new battle anthem, which sounds a lot like AC/DC's "I've Got Big Balls"
[11:19] <vonKarma> I've got big spheres?
[11:20] <Nathi|ComfortablyNumb> Rawr and Huge and all that.
[11:20] <Eadwacer> I like
[11:20] <vonKarma> SHOWER! NOW!
[11:20] <Nathi|ComfortablyNumb> c-clang boomity yar etc.
[11:20] * Mak[Sleep] is now known as Makou
[11:20] <Scolopendra> And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but I've got the biggest BALLS OF THEM ALL!
[11:21] <vonKarma> Ever upper class hig society?
[11:21] <vonKarma> Gods gift to ballroom notoriety?
[11:21] <Scolopendra> Yup.
[11:21] <Cetaganda> well, seeing as Shodey is high society...
[11:21] <Cetaganda> and everyone else is dirt poor...
[11:22] <Scolopendra> Hasn't actually hosted any balls, though.
[11:22] * vonKarma likes to bring Bawls to balls
[11:22] <Scolopendra> We have plenty of blue Bawls at all our balls
[11:22] <vonKarma> excellent
[11:23] <vonKarma> I will like to place the Bawls in my mouth, thusly enjoying the ball
[11:23] <Scolopendra> I must say that seeing people enjoy my balls gives me great pleasure.
[11:25] <Nathi|ComfortablyNumb> ...
[11:26] * Nathi|ComfortablyNumb shows amazing restraint all things considered, and commenteth not.

*Fast. The aircraft is expected to achieve 'supercruise' speeds, travelling faster than the speed of light without the use of afterburners

:lol: :lol: :lol:

While I hate posting my own things, this was just a little too odd to not post. And, hey, everybody loves five-dollar words...


* Oz resists the urge to create Holy Compton See.
* Alysa_Anderson TEMPTS! Oz.
* Oz shrugs and has sex with Alysa.
<Alysa_Anderson> Give in to the South Side, yo.
* Alysa_Anderson RESISTS!
* Oz resumes resisting the urge to create Holy Compton See.
* Oz resists the resistance.
* Alysa_Anderson eschews the resistance of the resistance.
* Oz disbands the eschewance of the resistance of the resistance.
* Alysa_Anderson disarticulates the disbanding of the eschewance of the resistance of the resistance.
* Oz discombobulates the disarticulation of the disbanding of the eschewance of the resistance of the resistance.
* Alysa_Anderson obfuscates the discombobulation of the disarticulation of the disbanding of the eschewance of the resistance of the resistance.
* Ren|Zvarinograd facepalms.
<Roania> ...
* Oz loses.

Not a postwhoring, but rather a legit reation: Oy.

"Boy I'm tired of being right all the time."

* Iuthia wonders about all the picture we will never see...
<Alexander_Black> You mean the naked pictures that Siri, Malissa, Taurevarnime, and Nathi posed for?
<Iuthia> something like that.
* Taurevanime glares at Alex.
<Alexander_Black> Or the ones that Kestrel and Alexey did?
* Alexander_Black looks innocent.
<Alexander_Black> Hey, I'm already trapped for all eternity in hell.
<Alexander_Black> What more can you do?
<Ren|Zvarinograd> Be the one to punish you in Hell?
<Jamez> burn?
<Alexander_Black> She'd be an improvement.
* Alexander_Black shudders.
* Taurevanime gets out a whip and whips Alex with it.
<Alexander_Black> Attornies...
<Alexander_Black> hundreds of attornies...
<Alexander_Black> Ah...sheer bliss.
<Iuthia> Whips may be a good thing...
<Iuthia> concidering the alternative.
* Taurevanime makes sure to a use a barbed whip and whips Alex with it.
<Alexander_Black> Anything is a good thing. They once had me stuck in a conversation between two economists.
<Alexander_Black> THE MONSTERS!...oh, that's relaxing.
* Taurevanime ponders.
* theatheistsreality thinks fortune is so another wolf
<Jamez> they'll be there, just gotta sort out another 3 pages of ooc bitchyness
* Taurevanime gets out a meat tenderiser and starts doing the classical ballet piece the nut cracker on Alex's nether region.
* Alexander_Black demateriales.
<Alexander_Black> *dematerialises.
<Alexander_Black> And no Bajon with that accursed ghost-buster toy.
<Alexander_Black> ^_^
* Taurevanime will now give Alex the ultimate torture.
<Alexander_Black> Oh?
* Taurevanime pulls in a big screen TV.
<Alexander_Black> Worse than the attornies or the economists?
<Alexander_Black> Worse than being stuck in a US senate meeting?
<Alexander_Black> Hah.
<Alexander_Black> Bring it.
* Taurevanime turns on the TV on a 24/7 Barney marathon.
<Alexander_Black> ...
* Alexander_Black shudders, violently.
<Taurevanime> Yay! I still got it!
<Alexander_Black> Neep...I've done so much...
<Alexander_Black> so much evil...
<Alexander_Black> but *you*...
* Alexander_Black looks at Taur, disgusted.
<Alexander_Black> You sicken me.
<Alexander_Black> Get away!
* Taurevanime smiles happily \^_^/
* Zero_X is now known as ZX|SleepitySleepings
* Iuthia likes something with a nice pace, like Zvarinograds war.
<Alexander_Black> God...I started a landwar that killed thousands. I butchered hundreds of prisoners, and used their blood to decorate several rooms in my palace. I spat on bibles. But I never.
<Alexander_Black> Ever.
* Aerion has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Alexander_Black> Did anything as evil as that.
* Alexander_Black blasts the TV with black fire.
* Alexander_Black rounds on Taur.
<Taurevanime> 6The TV is indestructable.
<Alexander_Black> But you aren't.
<Taurevanime> Eep!
* Taurevanime hides behind Mephet'ran.
<Alexander_Black> Coward.
<Alexander_Black> Stand and die like a man!
<Alexander_Black> Elf!
<Alexander_Black> Woman-thing with big ears!
<Alexander_Black> ...
<Alexander_Black> Hrmm.
* Taurevanime giggles.
<Alexander_Black> Um...what are you?

" :D Have a nice revolution :D "

I'm new, so forgive me if this is a duplicate.

"... Then you have a choice no man should face: You have your fears, which may become reality... And you have Godzilla, which is reality."

<Sirocco> Any sight of Magical Vaginas?

It seems everyone's favorite mode has taken up an interesting pastime...

* Myrth changes topic to 'MYRTH ROCKS'
* Quin changes topic to 'MYRTH SUCKS HIS MOTHER'
* Goobergunch changes topic to 'MYRTH DOESN'T ROCK'

* Khenala bets Trez can't PWN him. :P
* Khenala slaps Treznor around a bit with a large trout
* Treznor pats Khenala on the head.
<Treznor> Karmabot, Khenala needs a 1 minute time out.
<Treznor> Karmabot, Khenala needs a 1 minute timeout.
<Treznor> Karmabot, commands
<Nathicana> karmabot, Treznor needs a 1 minute break
* KarmaBotXIXi sets mode: +b *!*@203.214.2.144
* Treznor was kicked by KarmaBotXIXi (Temp ban placed. You have been banned for 1 minutes.)
* Nathicana PWNS!

* Siroc wanks his GM statue.
Siroc: I mean, status.
Siroc: Damn it.

»»»» Myrth changes topic to 'When all else fails, VoM it! | Let's all do the cop out dance again! | Let us all join hands and sing 'Imagine''
»»»» Emily_Anderson changes topic to 'When all else fails, VoM it! | Let's all do the cop out dance again! | Let us all join hands and sing 'Imagine' | Imagine sucks. Let's sing Bohemian Rhapsody.'
<@Myrth> Agreed.
* @Myrth dons a Wayne's World wig
<@Siroc> SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?!
* @Emily_Anderson HEADBANGS!

*backhands Joshua*
SON OF A BITCH!
*laughs*
-Rave Shentavo and Phalanix respectively


Ah don't you miss those times.

"Ah not another civil war. Why can't I just sleep in."
-Several million people in Phalanix

Heh... yeah... more from the evil secret mod base...

The mundane...[21:27] * Scolo eats ice cream with mixed feelings. "Drumsticks are okay but I want Choco Tacos."
[21:27] <Melkor> dude whatever Drumsticks rock
[21:27] <Scolo> They do but Choco Tacos are better
[21:27] <Melkor> eh, its a tough call
[21:28] <Scolo> Choco Tacos have better ingredient density--same flavor throughout. Drumsticks, all the nuts and fudge and stuff is limited to the top. Once you get to the waffle cone...
[21:29] <Melkor> Scolo: true, I suppose. But I always found choco tacos to be rather needlessly messy
[21:29] <Scolo> That's a downside? Means it takes skillz to eat appropriately.

And the peverted.[21:31] * Firefury always cheats on Drumsticks- bites the bottom of the cone out and sucks all the ice cream out
[21:32] * Melkor isnt sure he could watch a woman do that and not be aroused
[21:32] * Firefury faceplants
[21:32] <Firefury> I walked into that one, didn't I?
[21:33] <Scolo> Yeah, Fury's a right sexy bitch right there.
[21:33] <Scolo> Gives great cone.
[21:33] <Melkor> rofl
[21:33] <Firefury> You know it =p
[21:33] <Melkor> o.O
[21:33] <Melkor> he does?
[21:33] <Scolo> w00t
[21:34] * Cogitation laughs.

*backhands Joshua*
SON OF A BITCH!
*laughs*
-Rave Shentavo and Phalanix respectively


Ah the memorys and the backhands and the time Joshua drille Qui in the balls heh that was great

Oz-Man Productions presents...

Buy My 1337 Techz!!!11!1!111

* Soviet_Bloc converts his AK-47s into AKMs... Then tears them apart in rebuilds them as Romanian AKM WASR-10s.
<Oz> Dude, Bloc.
<Soviet_Bloc> Dude, what?
<Oz> My country has these RPL-14s that are totally bitchin'. You're a military buff, so you've heard of them, right?
<Soviet_Bloc> Actually, no I haven't... What the hell is an RPL-14?
<Oz> Hmmm. I would've thought as a military guy, you'd know that.
<The_Phoenix_Milita> AR-22 pwns all
<Soviet_Bloc> I think I've heard RPL-14 before... But I couldn't tell ya what it is right now
<The_Phoenix_Milita> what is an rpl-14
<Oz> They fire 8.2mm TSL5s at around 400 RPS with 10% probabability of explosion.
<Oz> That's a lower probability than I like, of course, but I'll take it. We arm our JLF Elites with them.
<Soviet_Bloc> Hmm...
<Oz> None of this is ringing a bell?
<Soviet_Bloc> Not really
<Oz> Damn, dude. You're really a n00b at this.
<Oz> Alky, you've got RPL-14s, right?
<Oz> Nathi, I know you've been toying with them, right?
<Nathicana> Oh yeah, Oz. Definitely.
<Oz> I don't know how you can have a military without them.
<Oz> It's like saying you have a duck without wheels.
<Nathicana> I find the kickback on them can be a bit of a pain for those not used to it though.
<Oz> Tell you what, Bloc: I'll sell you some RPL-14s.
<Malal> Oz, got a link?
<Oz> I can produce 10,000 of them for $85,000,000.
<Oz> Not quite, Malal. But I'm sure you, with your sleuthish reserach techniques, can find 'em, right?
<The_Phoenix_Milita> 8.2mm is weak
<Malal> no
<Oz> Not in the RPL-14, it isn't.
<Malal> 8.2mm is inferior to our 7.56mm AVU-96
<Oz> The RPL-14 can cut through TSTS-190's like a hot knife through butter.
<The_Phoenix_Milita> i got 11mm rounds
<Malal> Its range will be shorter, and can carry less ammunition
<Oz> I remember MagicChina tried to pull that TSTS shit on me.
<Oz> And I was like, "HELLZ NAW! PWN3D!"
<Malal> Besides, every Artitsan soldier carries an RPG-22
<Oz> RPG-22 is for weaklings.
<Malal> whats a TSTS
<Malal> HOW IS RPG-22 FOR WEAKLINGS
<Oz> What you really need for your rocket-launching needs is a YJ-381.
<Malal> they pwnz0rz M1A2
<Soviet_Bloc> What are the other specs to this RPL-14?
<Oz> I dunno. What do you want to know, Bloc? I've got it all right here?
<Malal> how it works
<Oz> Well, like this.
<Oz> <Oz> They fire 8.2mm TSL5s at around 400 RPS with 10% probabability of explosion.
<Oz> I already said that.
<Soviet_Bloc> What's a TSL5?
<Oz> The ammunition.
<Oz> TSL5s have 100ng of UlK190^5 in every bullet.
<Soviet_Bloc> Ahh... How heavy is the overall weapon and what's its overall length?
<Oz> That's TOXIC. That's why the TSTS's fall so readily to its might.
<Oz> Very light. About five pounds.
<Oz> Narrow and long, though. Really purdy like that.
<Soviet_Bloc> Hmm... Sounds nice... I guess.
<Soviet_Bloc> I wouldn't have a clue on the flight dynamics of an 8.2mm round
<Oz> UlK190^5 is an alloy that we've invented in The SLAGLands. It's a combination of ulythrium and potassium ions adjoined by 190 x 10^5 hydrogen bonds.
<Oz> They get good range because they're quite aerodynamic.
<Oz> Much more so than the average bullet.
<Oz> By utilizing Heinbrich's principle... you're familiar with Heinbrich's work, right?
<Malal> I need pictures Oz
<Oz> Malal, I don't quite have pictures yet. But I should soon.
<Malal> when you have em
<Malal> lemme know
<Oz> When I get my scanner up.
<Oz> Anyway. Heinbrich.
<Oz> So Heinbrich's principle holds that 58etxn/pi*10^16 = the sum of lift and net force on either side of a gradual planar surface.
<Oz> If we apply these principle to the RPL-14, we can create a bullet that travels over 2.581e nautical miles in only 23.181 parsecs.
<Oz> And I don't know about you... but that gives me the horny.
<Soviet_Bloc> Damn
<Oz> I told you, dude. These things are NUTS.
<Oz> The military stopped making them for fear that bin Laden would get them.
<Oz> But... I think I can let some go for aforementioned price.
* Malal is now known as Malal|OMGZSLEEP
<Oz> From there, you're welcome to reverse-engineer and create your own.
<Oz> So whaddaya say, Bloc-heed? Have we a deal?
<Soviet_Bloc> Yeah, fine, sure, whatever...
<Oz> Great!
* Soviet_Bloc throws money at him... "Take my money!"
<Oz> Excellent! So I can consider the *money wired*?
<Soviet_Bloc> yes
<Soviet_Bloc> Basically
<Oz> "Basically" meaning, pending what?
<The_Phoenix_Milita> give me one of these guns
<Oz> I can't sell you just one, dude.
<Oz> You have to buy them in units of 1,000 a pop.
<The_Phoenix_Milita> ill striaght up trade you
<Oz> Okay, what do you have?
<Malal|OMGZSLEEP> I will buy 10,000 once I see pic
<The_Phoenix_Milita> 1 AR-22
<The_Phoenix_Milita> for 1 RPL-14
<Oz> Bah. I told you, I trump AR-22.
<Oz> With RPL-14.
<The_Phoenix_Milita> the AR-22 is the best
<Oz> It's not a fair trade. I decline.
<Soviet_Bloc> Give me 5000
<The_Phoenix_Milita> do you even know about the AR-22
<Oz> Okay, 5000 it is.
<Oz> I know everything about the AR-22. It wouldn't know Heinbrich if he came back and bit it on the ass.
<Oz> Which, incidentally, it will. And I will laugh. And then who will be victorious, hmmm?
<The_Phoenix_Milita> what caliber is it then
<Oz> Its caliber is immaterial.
<Oz> Okay, I found a pic of one of our JPL Elites using the RPL-14.
<Oz> Check it: http://www.signprint.co.uk/catalog/images/cartoon25.jpg
<The_Phoenix_Milita> lol
<Malal|OMGZSLEEP> :(
<Oz> ...you guys are REALLY freaking gullible. You know that, righT?
<The_Phoenix_Milita> oz
* Nathicana grins at Oz.
<Oz> Heinbrich's principle... cripes...
<The_Phoenix_Milita> i challenge you to a duel
<The_Phoenix_Milita> AR-22 vs RPL-14
<Oz> ...
<Soviet_Bloc> I had wondered about that
<Oz> You... don't get it, do you?
<Soviet_Bloc> Heinbrichs, never heard of it
<Malal|OMGZSLEEP> THE RPL-14 DOES NOT EXIST
<The_Phoenix_Milita> AR-22 vs RPL-14!
<Oz> How many times do I have to tell you, you brain-dead chimpanzee? THE RPL-14 DOES NOT EXIST. THE PICTURE IS ELMER GODDAMN FUDD.
<Soviet_Bloc> Lmfao
<Movodor_Alarin> OMFG FLAMING
<Alkanphel> lol
<Oz> ...TURN THAT OVER IN YOUR HEAD FOR A MOMENT.
* Kestrel_Amea giggles, and gives Oz a hug
<The_Phoenix_Milita> oz
<The_Phoenix_Milita> u know the ar-22 doesnt really exist either
<Kestrel_Amea> 'It's ok. Some people just don't get it.' :P
<The_Phoenix_Milita> i made it up
<Oz> ...
<The_Phoenix_Milita> :P
<Soviet_Bloc> The AR-22 is a grenade launcher
<The_Phoenix_Milita> no its not
<Soviet_Bloc> In real life
<Oz> So the AR-22 DOES exist.
<The_Phoenix_Milita> in my military its a rifle
<Soviet_Bloc> Experimental M-16 style grenade launcher tested by Armalite for the government in the 1970s
<Oz> Wow. The genius just keeps growing.
<Oz> In any case... quote thread now.

" SMACK!"
-Mentholyptus

"Bend over. Grab your ankles. Submit"
-motto of Greater Schisms

"The name of the thread isnt.."ASK THE GUY WHO KEEPS BUTTING IN."
-BackwoodsSquatches

*starts the public flogging*

[21:31] * Firefury always cheats on Drumsticks- bites the bottom of the cone out and sucks all the ice cream out
[21:32] * Melkor isnt sure he could watch a woman do that and not be aroused
[21:32] * Firefury faceplants
[21:32] <Firefury> I walked into that one, didn't I?
[21:33] <Scolo> Yeah, Fury's a right sexy bitch right there.
[21:33] <Scolo> Gives great cone.
[21:33] <Melkor> rofl
[21:33] <Firefury> You know it =p
[21:33] <Melkor> o.O
[21:33] <Melkor> he does?
[21:33] <Scolo> w00t
[21:34] * Cogitation laughs.

So THAT'S why he's called 'Melkor Unchained'!

* Treznor morphs his arm into a broadsword.
* Nathicana eeps.
* Treznor morphs his arm into a <CENSORED FOR THE CHILDREN> and makes it vibrate.
<Obsidian> o.O
<Alkanphel> o.o
Nathicana arches a brow curiously.
<Rezo> *_*
* Mephet`ran|Ctan blinks at Trez.
<Rezo> Competition for Alky?
* Jamez blinks
<Nathicana> Goodgod.
<Treznor> Ribbed, for her pleasure.
<Yamatto> if he uses that on Rezo I shall cry.
* Alysa_Anderson cuts off Trez's arm and runs off with it, giggling.
* Nathicana laughs
<Alkanphel> XD
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> I will never be able to watch Terminator 3 in the same manner now, git.




<----- Oh the fun and games on Late Night IRC.

"Obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken." A.H.

* Nathicana puts herself on the ballots for the next election, running under the premise of "I play a successful leader on NationStates, I could do an even better job in the White House". *giggles*
* Treznor throws his head back and cackles with glee!
<Nathicana> Scary thing is ... I rather think some of us -could- do a much better job of it. But hey.
<Treznor> Hmm...now there's an idea. The next Amendment states: "Candidates must have demonstrated skills running nations in NationStates."
<Nathicana> w00t!
<Nathicana> No Godmodding! XD
<Treznor> Yes, well. The job's a lot less simple when you get into office. ;-)
<Nathicana> "I'm sorry, George. That's cheating. Go to your corner and take 5."
* Treznor laughs.
<Nathicana> "You too, Kerry."
<Treznor> The presidential debates. "U R TEH GODMOD!" "No fair calling damage!"
* Nathicana snickers.
<Nathicana> You know, it would be interesting as hell to see the results of an rp like that ... solid simple players against 'the pros' with none of the players being aware of who was what til afterwards.
* Treznor winks.
<Treznor> "No fair! I wasn't a multi! I want my IP ban lifted!"
* Nathicana gets the giggles.
* Treznor gets a Supreme Court injunction against the ban.
<Treznor> "Mr. Annan, I accuse the US of griefing my region!"
<Nathicana> "My Steel Penises will protect me!" and the ever popular "RAWR, I'M HUUUUUGE!"
<Treznor> Oh, hell yes.
<Nathicana> ow ... my sides ...
<Treznor> "Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Reich?"
* Nathicana pictures Dubya and whatsis, Kim Jong-il pulling that shit. Gets the giggles bad.
<Treznor> "Excessive use of n00ks. Disqualified!"
<Nathicana> "Ew ... French PM is trying to stir things up over in II again. Can we just ingore on principle?"
<Nathicana> "Holy shit - did the Israelis just get GORTED for flaming? *le gasp*"
<Treznor> You think this one ought to go into the Memorable Quotes thread?
<Nathicana> It is a thought ...
<Nathicana> could take out some of the extra giggles perhaps. ;)
<Treznor> They're half the fun!

This one is definitely unmemorable, since just about everyone who was in the thread when I said it is gone, but it's kinda funny.


"I pull Jackie Chan move on j00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Me

Why we hate II:

<Mei_Ikari> http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6627020#post6627020 <----------What is it about II that makes people wank like crazed gibbons?
<Mei_Ikari> Kermethian Cpu R-8 Electronic Armor:
<Mei_Ikari> This Armor Is Made Of A Special Mineral, Recently Discovered Under An Oil Mine, Kermenthl. The Armor Is Electronically Charged, And Will Shift The Armor Strength To The Side That It Decides Is Most Necissary.
<Mei_Ikari> <fap fap fap>
<Yamatto> I Love How Every Word Is Capitalised. Makes It Look Like William Shatner.
<Mei_Ikari> It Makes Every Word Look Important. The Shift Key Give Me Orgasms. Oooo.
<Yamatto> Now that'd be a big selling keyboard.

<Oz> What I'm saying is that I've played before with people who do nothing with a character but give it omgkewlpowrz.
*Mei_Ikari MAGICS! Oz.
* Oz POLYMORPHS!
* Oz is now known as duck
<duck> quack.
<Obsidian> :O
<Obsidian> Quack quack?
<duck> quack.
* NWLiang FRIES! duck
<Obsidian> Quackquackity quack quackers?
* duck is now known as fried_duck
<fried_duck> sizzle
<Obsidian> :O
* Obsidian eats fried_duck.
* fried_duck is now known as digested_duck
<digested_duck> fart
* Obsidian poops out digested_duck.
* digested_duck is now known as Oz
* Oz EMERGES!
<Obsidian> Ow.

Ah, the fun of IRC:

* NWLiang smacks Emily for her blind assholism.

"Kitsylvania sports a Static Reality Amplifier, which protects us from the effects of such godmodingly insane levels of radiation."
-Kits

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=46874

Comment made in reference to the Uber-Caust, which was actually only 5,400 nukes, 5,000 of which were from Garrison II. He holds the record for number of people and nations killed in one attack. The thing about this is... he got away with it! :shock:

saving your and my asses in the process...

god we were pathetic...lol

A glimpse into the Mod Channel on IRC! OMG!


* Joins: Stephistan
* Alysa_Anderson sets mode: +o Stephistan
<Emily_Anderson> OMFG IT STEPHISTAN! BAIL OUT OF THE CHANNEL!
* Emily_Anderson was kicked by Emily_Anderson (Emily_Anderson)
* Joins: Emily_Anderson
* Alysa_Anderson sets mode: +o Emily_Anderson
<Cogitation> If you're so scared, then why not kick her? :p
<Emily_Anderson> ...Oh yeah...
* Stephistan was kicked by Emily_Anderson (NWA HA HA HA EJECT'D!!!1)
* Joins: Stephistan
* Cogitation was kicked by Alysa_Anderson (You kids take your logic and get off my lawn!)
* Alysa_Anderson sets mode: +o Stephistan
<Emily_Anderson> She teh bouncy.
* Joins: Cogitation
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Cogitation
<Cogitation> :p

More mod insanity:

* Emily_Anderson changes topic to 'Is NS funking you up? #TheModCave - For all your funky Moddy needs -- IDLING PROHIBITED | Do NOT come in here to discuss/debate the existing rules.| Please announce your nation name upon entry. SURRENDER OR DIE, FUGITIVE! '
* Myrth changes topic to 'Is NS funking you up? #TheModCave - For all your funky Moddy needs -- IDLING PROHIBITED | Do NOT come in here to discuss/debate the existing rules.| Please announce your nation name upon entry. SURRENDER OR DIE, FUGITIVE! | I'll take what's behind door #3 '
* Sirocco changes topic to 'Is NS funking you up? #TheModCave - For all your funky Moddy needs -- IDLING PROHIBITED | Do NOT come in here to discuss/debate the existing rules.| Please announce your nation name upon entry. SURRENDER OR DIE, FUGITIVE! | I'll take what's behind door #3 | YOU GET AN ANTEATER '
<Myrth> A whole one?!
<Sirocco> Yep.

I know these are mostly funny quotes. But the title says "Most memorable quotes of all time", and I'm going to remember this line for a long time to come.

Fido>Do not go gladly into that good night. The battle may be lost, but the war may yet be won.

Even though I should probably be struck dead for even thinking of putting something written by Sephrioth in here, this one just made me laugh. You know, around the brain hurting.

we use dna encoded nuclear weapons the only affect the target

"Thats 6 nations and a region glassed by me so far"
-me :)

Some more wackiness:

My HIGHLY detailed description of the Iraqstan-Shogunate cold war situation:
<Firefury> Iraqstan pwnz Um Lizaa. Um Lizaa is all "Dude, Carlos bites!" and tries to rebel. Carlos is all "Oh, it's ON, bitches!" and shells Um Lizaan cities and stuff. Everybody else is all, "Uh... dude, that's SO not cool"

Regarding a bright magenta tank:
<Mei_Ikari> That's sure to be well camouflaged if you ever decide to invade the seventies.

Betcha didn't know this about the Pope!
* Holy_Vatican_See is getting quite impatient for Doom3 to ship....
* vonKarma gets that funny mental image he always gets with HVS...this time of the Pope playing doom 3
* Treznor wonders how His Holiness reconciles his religion with his fondess for an extremely violent and blasphemous First Person Shooter game.
* Holy_Vatican_See grins "We leave it to the Cardinals, of course. Everyone knows they're corrupt and hypocritical, yes?"

Aw... feel the love!
<Nathicana> so help me, if I didn't love you guys, I'd shoot every last one of you.

... Are we really surprised by this one?
<Treznor> Resistence is fertile, you will be impregnated?

More holy wackiness:
* FreeKarma comissions HVS to get us all cool Pope-Sticks
<Holy_Vatican_See> errr... "Pope-sticks?"
<Scolopendra> They're like pimp canes... but... um... more holy... ?
<Sirithil> Like that stick. That the pope has.
<FreeKarma> the whip-ass stick teh pope has, that looks like it could be used to beat some serious ass

Elf on the prowl!
* Sirithil is now known as Siri|HuntingHamburgers
<Siri|HuntingHamburgers> Shhhh.
<Siri|HuntingHamburgers> Be vewy vewy quiet.
<Siri|HuntingHamburgers> I'm hunting hamburgers.
* Siri|HuntingHamburgers pulls out a composite longbow and stalks off in the general direction of Wendy's.

The new sound of ph34r...
* Hive_Fleet_Sicarius MEOWS.

Idealism gone wrong...
<Scolopendra> "Wheee killing people is fun! I am death incarnate! Whooooo!" *proceeds to pwn*

The wrath of Mod....
* Firefury sets Ren on fire
<Ren|Zvarinograd> AHH! I'm burninating!

* Holy_Vatican_See is getting quite impatient for Doom3 to ship....
* vonKarma gets that funny mental image he always gets with HVS...this time of the Pope playing doom 3
* Treznor wonders how His Holiness reconciles his religion with his fondess for an extremely violent and blasphemous First Person Shooter game.
* Holy_Vatican_See grins "We leave it to the Cardinals, of course. Everyone knows they're corrupt and hypocritical, yes?"

Ha! The true face of the guy who knocked of JPII in '98 and replaced the Polish Pontiff with yet another Italian shows itself! :D

Personally, I like to play Jedi Outcast, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, and Combat Mission: Beyond Overlord and Afrika Corps. I don't think its hypocritical to go around killing Imperials, Nazis, and evil demons from Hell. :)

(Will post funny quotes later.)

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

This n00b crushing thread continually gives me the giggles. Sure, it's mine, but I figure maybe somebody will enjoy laughing at Shunk's idiocy and DEATion.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=330232

Sakkran newsfeeds begin filtering down information on the events transpiring between Shunk and Cyberutopia. Headlines read "Shunk Declares State of War against Grammar and Punctuation!" Many laugh, few care. *rimshot*

Memerable quote (probably been added before)

"Your dead, stay in-character"
~Sunset?

(Can't remember exactly.) :headbang:

More IRC goodness. Rawr. :P

* Kestrel_Amea idly sings Gollum's Fish Song, awaiting her cooking salmon burgers. ^_^
<Kestrel_Amea> Bwahaha. bet you don't see that every day. :P
* Khrrck contemplates the idea of flaming Kestrel's burgers.
* Khrrck discards the idea as stupid.
* Khrrck contemplates the idea of flaming his stupid ideas.
<Kestrel_Amea> they're being flamed right now... on the grille...
<Khrrck> ....you're grilling my stupid ideas?
<Kestrel_Amea> no... the burgers. :P

Har. Probably not that funny. To you. But we happen to find them amusing. So ha.

"Ok, Lets go on a Qeust!"
"Whene?"
"Thats Classified Information, my friend."
"Where are we going?"
"Thats also Classified."
"What kind of items will we be collecting?"
"I dunno, but they're gonna be great!"
"Who are we fighting?"
"Classified."
"What's the objective?"
"No idea."
"So We're going on a quest at an unknown time and location, we have no idea what we are fighting, and we dont even know the final objective. Are we even fighting in this Quest?"
"I sure hope so!"
~Me and some other guy. God, i wish i knew that guy's name.

"Your dead, stay in-character"
~Sunset?

The SLAGLands, to Perrier.

More IRC goodness. Rawr. :P
uawaiting her cooking salmon burgers.
<Kestrel_Amea> Bwahaha. bet you don't see that every day. :P
* Khrrck contemplates the idea of flaming Kestrel's burgers.
* Khrrck discards the idea as stupid.
* Khrrck contemplates the idea of flaming his stupid ideas.
<Kestrel_Amea> they're being flamed right now... on the grille...
<Khrrck> ....you're grilling my stupid ideas?
<Kestrel_Amea> no... the burgers. :P

Har. Probably not that funny. To you. But we happen to find them amusing. So ha.

I wanted to quote that, but my client, being a piece of junk, doesn't support copy-and-pasting. :(

<CrystalDragon> so, here is the forum. Damn, that is a sweet looking forum you might say. WRONG.

so ruling out trolls invading, the server crashing, meteorites becoming crashed into us, we definitely going to blow ourselves up.

so here we have Snowfox, Melkor, Kittenbot, Wytukaze, Matsu, and Oz. With nukes.

so suddenly one day Oz decides, those furry sons of bitches are going down, and fires a nuke straight at Snowfox.

so the nukes are on their way and Snowfox is like "shit, shit, who is shooting us? Oh well, fire nukes!" - then Merkai and Nathicana think "what the hell", GeneralHessinger is like "AHHH, MOTHERLAND!!" and the Unfree People are like "WHO IZ SHOOTING AT US? FIRE ZE MISSILES!" - "But I am le tired.." "Hm, well okay then, have a nap.. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES! >_<"

then Tactical Grace is like "About that time eh chaps? ... righto." Katganistan is going "what's up, eh?" and PopeHope's just like "WTF? ^^"




<---- could not resist. :D