NationStates Jolt Archive

"Amerigo is a land of contrast".
--Too many people to count.

"We are very Disilplined"
"Are Submarines Are Stealth"
"The Stealth Bombers are Designed to To be more Flat and Avoid Radar"
"They Are Actually Bullet Proof Vest."
--Ziotah

"The Santa Cthulhu pwns j00!"
--Kitsylvania

"Perrier... you're dead. Stay in character."
--The SLAGLands

"Oh my, you are very weird. You are going to regret posting that."
"Yeah, I probably am."
"You are?"
"No, not really."
"Exactly."
--Amerigo and The Damned People, respectively.


Add more!

"YOU ARE DEAT!"
--Islamic Ummah

"Talk to my Dad."
--MagicChina

"Space is banned until further notice."
--Perrier

"YOU ARE DEAT!"
--Islamic Ummah

Don't you mean "YOU ARE A LIAT?"

I am not LOOKING for miss's right, i am looking for miss right Fricken NOW!

-old joke it appears :)

Well, fine.

"YOU ARE A LIAT!"
--Islamic Ummah

"YOU ARE DEAT!"
--Islamic Ummah

Don't you mean "YOU ARE A LIAT?"

He said both, you LIAT! You are DEAT!

"I don't RP, I annex"
--Bisons

--Post Deleted by User--

"This game was so much better before there where mods, but now the neo-nazi, communist, Jew-loving, Arab-hating mods are ruining the game for the rest of us. Deleting us and locking our threads if they don't agree with what we're saying. Ever hear of freedom of speech powerhungry bastards?! I can say what I want, when I damn well want to, and I don't need any pimply faced [violet] a** kissing mods to tell me what to do."
-SilliusSoddus

Gotta love those zany anti-mods. :lol:

"Trekked steps into the Room.greetings.i have finished disarming my Nation of nukes...what about your nations?"
-Kieales

"This game was so much better before there where mods, but now the neo-nazi, communist, Jew-loving, Arab-hating mods.....How can you be a Neo-Nazi and a Jew-lover at the same time? :?

(This is along the lines of that Perrier one...)

"This is IC, [I forgot who] is dead, [I forgot who] better play this ICly!!!!!"
~[Someone else I forgot]

"This is why I'm a bigger nation. I'm bigger."
~[Other person I forgot--- I forgot the names of all of these people.]

"This shouldn't allow space RPers."
"Why not?"
"Because we're not RPing about space."
"But it's there, we can still RP in space."
"But there is no space."
"What space?"
"That space."

"Why don't you come in and have a cup of tea?"

- Nice Satan

I don't know, I just think this is oddly funny in a wierd way, and should be remembered:

"Just Kecha, I have one favor to ask, just don't store the Nova bombs in the Sol system"

"Why, where else would we store them?"
~Thelas and me, respectively.

This one isn't funny or anything, just sounds cool, and I believe it also should be remembered:

"These are not toys, the Nova Bomb is the Ultimate Weapon, the Widowmaker of Billions, the Eater of Worlds."
~Me again.

I perfer this one:

"I quit!"
-Drum Gods

Then this one:

"That is it! I am back!"
-Drum Gods

But then the ever more popular:

"That is it, I am done."
-TSE

But...guess what???

"I am just dropping in to say hello!"
-TSE

"This game was so much better before there where mods, but now the neo-nazi, communist, Jew-loving, Arab-hating mods.....How can you be a Neo-Nazi and a Jew-lover at the same time? :?

hense the point... :roll:

that too should be added as a best quote... :lol:

I am not LOOKING for miss's right, i am looking for miss right Fricken NOW!

-old joke it appears :)

COMMON AND COMMENT ABOUT MINE!

Our navel fleet was shot down. This unknown missle just came from nowhere and blasted 1,000 people dead. 1 Battleships, 5 Destroyers, and 2 Crusiers destroyed. 2 Battleships, 15 Destroyers, and 88 Patrol boats Damaged by the Wild Flames.

Who ever shot this missle, must repair the damage. Or at least wire 6 billion dollars.

- You must not be a Nazi

A requirement in Keyshona's New Jewish Alliance....

:roll: :lol:

"Oh bugger..."
Unkown billions of brits.

"Oh bugger..."
Unkown billions of brits.

Wow, that was really funny. [/sarcasm]

Our navel fleet was shot down. This unknown missle just came from nowhere and blasted 1,000 people dead. 1 Battleships, 5 Destroyers, and 2 Crusiers destroyed. 2 Battleships, 15 Destroyers, and 88 Patrol boats Damaged by the Wild Flames.

Who ever shot this missle, must repair the damage. Or at least wire 6 billion dollars.

:D

Our navel fleet was shot down. This unknown missle just came from nowhere and blasted 1,000 people dead. 1 Battleships, 5 Destroyers, and 2 Crusiers destroyed. 2 Battleships, 15 Destroyers, and 88 Patrol boats Damaged by the Wild Flames.

Who ever shot this missle, must repair the damage. Or at least wire 6 billion dollars.

:D

OOC: OMFG! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Too much!

Ah...the magesty of MagicChina...the nation who bullied me on my frist day of NS....

http://invisionfree.com:54/43/101/upload/p1.gif
Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Empire of Steel Butterfly
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII
Orion Sector Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium)

Ah...the magesty of MagicChina...the nation who bullied me on my frist day of NS....

http://invisionfree.com:54/43/101/upload/p1.gif
Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Empire of Steel Butterfly
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII
Orion Sector Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium) ?

Ah...the magesty of MagicChina...the nation who bullied me on my frist day of NS....

http://invisionfree.com:54/43/101/upload/p1.gif
Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Empire of Steel Butterfly
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII
Orion Sector Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium) ?

self reflection...don't ask....

Ah...the magesty of MagicChina...the nation who bullied me on my frist day of NS....

http://invisionfree.com:54/43/101/upload/p1.gif
Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Empire of Steel Butterfly
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII
Orion Sector Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium) ?

self reflection...don't ask.... Ah, incidentally "?" Is a common quote, the one in the mind of all the NOOBs.

Ah...the magesty of MagicChina...the nation who bullied me on my frist day of NS....

http://invisionfree.com:54/43/101/upload/p1.gif
Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Empire of Steel Butterfly
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII
Orion Sector Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium) ?

self reflection...don't ask.... Ah, incidentally "?" Is a common quote, the one in the mind of all the NOOBs.

:P I understand now...I think...

To Magic China: "What are you going to to do? Invade us with roaches carrying radioactive glass?!"
-I forget who

"I loved the article about the evolution of the blood sacrifice in Earth culture, but that is NOT what the NFL is for..."
-Me, actually.

*backhands Joshua*
SON OF A BITCH!
*laughs*
-Rave Shentavo and Phalanix respectively

"Arcel is now a nuclear crater, with "dung" at the center."
-Omz222

"Klamath accidentally plans to invade Midnight."
-Klamath

"HEIL NIXON!
HEIL HITLER!
HEIL TRUMAN!
HEIL REAGAN!
HEIL EISENHOWER!
HEIL MUSSOLINI!
HEIL MCCARTHY!"
-Ultra Right-Wingers

"1. bend forward. 2. put head between legs. 3 put head to ass. 4. kiss your ass good bye"
-Stromata(to Ultra Right-Wingers)

"if ur not a nudist, then u should die!!"
-Nudist Colonies

"So is Mishakal now a fakey Satanic nation that desperately seeks publicity by any means necessary?"
-The SLAGLands(In response to Marilyn Manson becoming Prime Minister of Mishakal)

"CATS STOLE MY BRAIN AND PENGUINS SOLD IT BACK TO ME!!!!!!!"
-some n00b who lasted ten minutes before being deleted

"i wish i had an underwater bubble...id call him bubble buddy"
-Stekchin

"I need a cookie..."
-I forget who

"*gets paperwork for declaring war out* Let's see, Name of enemy? "[name of n00b]." Reason for declaration of war? "The n00b stepped in it bigtime." Reason for parents death? "Got in my way."

Aw, screw it! This is taking too long! *orders troops to rally and planes to ready for deployment*"
-Baggera

*in the Rose Garden, singing in a high-pitch*
-I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and whitty, and g---
-Your Grace, I apologize for the interruption.
*Lord Ziobius clears his throat, his voice deepens*
.........
-Very well, your Eminence, I'll be on my way then. *steps away*
*looks around cautiously*
-I feel PRETTY! oh so PRETTY! I feel PRETTY, and WHITTY and ---- *pause* oh bother, I've forgotten the words....

OOC: Priceless!!!! Had to get up off the floor to write this :!:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=28387&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=20

This has been an OOC post.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a pic of a domo-kun skating."
- Kitsylvania

I am not LOOKING for miss's right, i am looking for miss right Fricken NOW!

-old joke it appears :)

Gary the Rat, great show. Happy? :P

"My name is Inigo 13572." (or some number like that, I can't remember) "You killed my father. Prepare to die."

-Somebody to Freeb

"Stop being so sarcastic!"
"Of course sir, sorry sir, I'll be sure to be completely serious from now on." *puts on fake frowny face*
"I said stop it!"

-Myself

Paraphrase, as the original is way long:

"We'll ship the unwanted bulk of Venusian atmosphere to Mars, where it's needed."
"You do realise that that's *uberbig number* tons of gas to transport, right?"
"It'll take a long time."

-Myself & Menelmacar

"Jesus- IN A FREAKIN' TANK!"

-Slag? Or someone else.

"Jesus- IN A FREAKIN' TANK!"

-Slag? Or someone else.

That reminds me of this:

http://www.dalliance.net/b3ta/war_statue.jpg

"Jesus- IN A FREAKIN' TANK!"

-Slag? Or someone else.

That reminds me of this:

http://www.dalliance.net/b3ta/war_statue.jpg

While we're on that theme...

"MY STEEL PENISES WILL PROTECT ME!!!!!!"

--Austriain Ontis

"It has already begun. The massive, gigantic, über-huge class vessel Spinny Death has been deployed. It will arrive at your nations momentarily, at which point it will bombard you all with nukes, HOUNDs, death rays, Jesus tanks, M. Bison, and the dreaded...HYPNOTOAD."

-Slagdor

The Most Evilest Cyborg Empire of Billion Point Oh Oh Two People of The SLAGLands

-also Slaggy

The Evilly-Biased Power-Hungry Conservatively-Liberal Rampaging Virginal Sex-Fiendish Homophobic-Bisexual National-Socialisticish DEAT-Happy Judge, Jury, and Executioning Moddom of Neutered Sputniks

-Neut

This has been an OOC post.

*fom the post where Lands of Ages annonces his construction of Jumpgates*

How does a radioactive crater make jumpgates?
-Crimson blades

Better yet, how does a crater that I annexed make jumpgates?
-Seversky

According to recent occurances, the only things the people of your nation will be making anytime soon, will be comprised of sharpened stones attached to wooden rods.
-Crimson Blades

*shivers* I can't sleep *shakes with fear* The clown will eat me!

"Declaring war on Titan??? God god man, why not just tatoo STAMP ON MY TESTICLES FOR FUN! on your forehead!"

--Someone

Dum dee dum dee dum, Mr Goobergunchia meet Mr. Stoneage.

-Hello Mr. Stoneage. How are you today?
-Very well, Lord Goobergunch. And yourself?
-Fine. I just wanted to congratulate you on your confirmation as Culture Minister.
-Thank you!

LBN NEWS BULLETIN

The Goobergunchian High Council has confirmed Jason Stoneage, a popular rock musician, as the Goobergunchian Minister of Culture.

This has been an OOC post.

The World Nation declares war on:

[violet]
[dredd]
[reploidproductions]
Melkor Unchained
Menelmacar
Yavin
Scolopendra
Enodia
Ineptia
Neutered Sputniks
The SLAGLands
TJHairball
[mantle]
The Most Glorious Hack
GMC Military Arms
Karmabaijan
Stephistan
Cogitation
SalusaSecondus
Tiburon
UNAOTO
NATO
Everybody else

-The World Nation (created sometime in September)

OOC: Bonus points to the person who finds out whose puppet this is (Nathi, don't answer)

:shock:

must...have...link....for...purposes...of...wonderment

EDIT: iFind. http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=70546&highlight=

This has been an OOC post.

I killed it...:-(

This has been an OOC post.

OOC: Bonus points to the person who finds out whose puppet this is (Nathi, don't answer)

I'm going to go out on a limb and say... uh... yours.

'Tis official...I am a threadslayer.

Lord Goobergunch, Goobergunchian President
DU Regional Delegate
NPA Member
Killer of Threads

This has been an OOC post.

OOC: Bonus points to the person who finds out whose puppet this is (Nathi, don't answer)

I'm going to go out on a limb and say... uh... yours.

Go. Go out on a limb. And then watch as the limb actually is... the limb of a dragon!!!!!

Also, ya, it's mine. What gave it away? :wink: (The same reasoning that Nathi used).

Lord Goobergunch, Goobergunchian President
DU Regional Delegate
NPA Member
Killer of Threads

That quote works will enough for me.

"Who's your daddy? (RepProd, Melk, SLAG, and Sputniks:)"

- Me 5 seconds ago in the General forum

"YOU ARE DEAT!"
--Islamic Ummah

Don't you mean "YOU ARE A LIAT?"

He said both, you LIAT! You are DEAT!

Ah yes, and then it was overused constantly and became old within minutes of the original quote.



While we're on that theme...

"MY STEEL PENISES WILL PROTECT ME!!!!!!"

--Austriain Ontis

More like the person who started the whole thing, Osutoria-Hangarii.

"Gundams=Topheavy=SuX0rZ"
-The Resi Corporation

Me (note: all of these were posted about 2 minutes apart from each other):

"Leaving. ^_^ See ya!"
"OOC: Hey. I'm back."
"OOC: Leaving. This time, I mean it."
"Back for a sec."
(and finally...) "Leaving for the night. For good. I think. ^_^"

WEZ DECLARE WAR ON JOO NOOBS!!! YA!!! (spelling is variable)
-N00ks and N00bs

"Haraki's not a girl!? :oops: "
-Me :oops:

All of the arrow stuff here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44769&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=20).

WEZ DECLARE WAR ON JOO NOOBS!!! YA!!! (spelling is variable)
-N00ks and N00bs :shock: I'm already in the thread! COOOL!

Efficiency: "I N00K J00!!!!!!!!"

Alpha Centuari: "*crickets chirp*"

--------

And:

Suffocation: "DUDE! NOBODY CARES ANYMORE!"

"14/88, yo!"

~Loop. (takes some thought to get the joke)

"Once upon a time, there was a guy. He died. The end."

Scott had not the room to fully extend his weapon, the Melee rought heights not even he had known. The physical number of Greenskins defied belief, and they had simply forced the Brittanians as far back as they could go.

Scott was already Calf-deep within the freezing murky waters of the Beach, his uniform tunic a drk gray where the filthy water had dishounoured it so. Behind him the desperate splashing of men struggling to stay afloat whilst fighting.

A loud scream of pain brought the total extinction of B Company 1st Platoon, their numbers cut to nothingness as the unstoppable tide of Orcs broke through the left flank now that there was no surviving Brittanians to defend. To his right F Company were being savaged, and though he strained he saw no surviving Command colours within the battling group, only a handful of youthful privates, whose lives were to be extinguished on this land of pure evil.

Now up to his knees within the water the General reeled as he fought one, two, three Orcs simultanously, his personnal entourage gone. His vision passed over the bloodied corpse of his Comm officer, pistol still in had, his gut totally eviscerated. With a grunt he sent his Saber through the skull of an aggressor, before booting it to the ground, and dispatching his accomplice.

Taking a breath brought to him via the lack of Greenskins able to advance due to their crushing size, he looked to the corpse littered ground. A hint of blue and red attracting his attention.

On the ground, still clutched by the severed arm of its holder, the Command Company Standard lay. Dirtied, bloodied and torn, but intact.

Bringing his shoe into contact with the forehead of another Orc, he stumbled forwards, on to the shore and retrieved it. His heart swelled with pride as he slowly swung the Banner upright.

For what seemed like an eternity the fighting stopped. Greenskins paused, the bright colours of the Banner registering on their blood crazed minds, and the beleagured Brittanians shocked by its reamergence.

And then the cries started.

"For Brittania!"

"For Freedom!"

"For All!"

Scott and the rememnants of 1st Attack Wave, Warfleet Alpha ploughed into the Orcs anew, storming from the water to meet their savage foes in glorious battle.

Left and right Orcs fell, gutted, eveciserated, Decaptiated.

But gradually the Brittanians dwindled, no amount of inspiration changing the fact they were outnumbered twenty to one.

Scott was forced to the ground beneath five of the foul Orcs even as he fractured the skull of one and gutted another, his cries of inspiration contuing until a crude Battleaxe crushed his skull against the watery rocks of the bay.




Eventually the last of the Brittanians fell.

Landing Point No. 35 was lost.

Favorite. Post. Ever.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1250365&highlight=#1250365

I dunno, I think I came up with a decent one a while back...

All around Jeff was a world in black & white.
No castle, no sign of any civilisation. Just the land as if it had never been inhabitated. The sky was nothing but fabric going to the infinite.
He could see grey forms apparently aiming in his direction. Seemed like human. Above him was a gigantic and completly dark shape. The shape of a dragon.

(OOC: Welcome to the Dark Path).

"Oh dear god. I'm in purgatory... and I'm not even Catholic."

"The NationStates God has arrived *heavenly music*"
- You know, I never did figure out whose puppet this was

"Kitsylvania sports a Static Reality Amplifier, which protects us from the effects of such godmodingly insane levels of radiation."
-Kits

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=46874

Comment made in reference to the Uber-Caust, which was actually only 5,400 nukes, 5,000 of which were from Garrison II. He holds the record for number of people and nations killed in one attack. The thing about this is... he got away with it! :shock:

"Amazing. I've never felt power like this. I can conquer the world!"
~Someone I know IRL, on throwing a pebble

* Iraqstan uses WMD for many things
<Iraqstan> 1. Cleaning house
<Iraqstan> 2. Cleaning the car
<Iraqstan> 3. Making skin melt off
<Iraqstan> 4. Because it's fun to watch people melt


<Melkor> woah
<Firefury> Woah?
<Melkor>...woah.
<Firefury> ... woah
<Melkor> ...woah.

"A godmoder is strapped to the bottom of the tank. Since a godmoder never dies, the tank floats."


<Scolopendra> MY STEEL PENISES WILL PROTECT ME
<Imnsvale> Never penetrate enemy airspace without protection.



From IRC ^_~

(EDIT: Actually, give me a bit and I'll give y'all a bunch from on IRC ^_~)

Sorry... IRC?

Sorry... IRC?

Internet Relay Chat- a bunch of NS players chat on it ^_~

Ah... that clears things up... ^_^

One of my personal favorites, from the "Sinking of the Liberty thread: )

" I must say, I am looking forawd to seeing one of those, erm, rocket plane doo-dads. We are still looking into that, aren't we?"
"It's not a rocket plane, Wilson. Honestly, it's.. it's..a.. it's not a doo-dad, Wilson!"

"I want <fill in the blank of whichever thing it happens to be> tooooooo!" *pouts* --Sirithil

Okay, gotta add some more =D

"Geez...a bloody damned cult! Do I look like elfy-goddess Sirithil?!"

<BodyguardBarry> Well, fuck me sideways.
* Eadwacer looks for an orifice there, and fails

<Scolopendra> THOU SHALT MAKE IT AS DIFFICULT AS FUCKING POSSIBLE FOR THY ENEMY, THE TECHNICIAN. <Scolopendra> THOU SHALT MAKE THE PART MOST LIKELY TO BREAK THE MOST INACCESSABLE.


*Total_n_Utter_Insanity touches N...
<Iraqstan> quit touching neut
<Neut> wtf?
<Neut> what're you touchin me like that for?

<[hack]> hrm?
<Stephistan> ?
<Firefury> ?
(Isn't it good to know your moderators know what's going on around them? :wink: )

<BodyguardBarry> FIREFURY! GET ME A DANISH!
<Firefury> I am an evil empress, not a serving girl! Get yer own goddamn danish!

Okay, I'll stop now ^_^;

One of my favorites:

"It's obvious. You take your thingy and I'll take my thingy and we''l put them together to make one big thingy, and then we'll thingy the thingies until we can do some thingy. :) "

~I'm pretty sure The Resi Corporation in the "Where Angels Fear to Roam" thread

"I want <fill in the blank of whichever thing it happens to be> tooooooo!" *pouts* --Sirithil

It generally works for her though :p

(These are all 5 minutes ago in the General thread)

"And, yes, I'm proud to turn a controversial thread into a Gundam vs. Transformer thread."
-Me, in the "It's weird but 14 of the 9/11 terrorist went to heaven" thread


<Me>"Hey! What about me? Why don't I get... uh..."ze chicks"?
<Me>No chicks for me?????
<Mezz>Oh, fine already.

*Hugs Tiburon*

Better?
<Me> Uh... thanks... ...

(secretly: ^_^)

"Mezzaluna likes me... Just kidding, Mezzaluna... ^_^

<Mezz> I saw that, Tib!

I like just about everybody, kid.

Just remembered this gem ^_~

"Sir, this Carrier from Reploids apepars to have claimed to have too much time/computing power on its hands, any recommendations?" A communications officer inquired.

"Introduce it to techno porn? That'll consume a lot of its time." The commander snickered.

"Aye, sir." The officer pushed a few buttons.
"Captain Sierra? There are also video files and some form of movie files. As best as I can tell, they're documenting organic reproductive procedures."

"Zeroel... get that filth off screen, please!" Sierra manages to get out. "Why in the hells would Dragonisia send porno to an Arpean military vessel?!"

"Porno?" Zeroel frowns, looking the slang term up in his database. "'Sexually explicit pictures, writing, or other material whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal.' That is what those transmissions are?"

Sierra exhales sharply. "Yes, and generally considered offensive to sensible people, and a hobby of perverts who would likely never be aroused any other way."

"An odd transmission to make to a diplomatic-military vessel in response to what amounts to an instant messenger chat request." Zeroel notes, sounding honestly confused by the concept. "I fail to see what's so fascinating or embarassing about watching organic entities engage in natural reproductive pract-" The EI pauses, reviewing some more of the files. ".... Nevermind that, much of these could hardly be called natural."

"We will destroy Roania, Ell, and Eye Ran!" me, before they destroyed me.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

<SHODAN> Oh, they don't use doors.
<SHODAN> Doors are for non-ninjas.

Slagdor The Mod: I'll be back in a few horus.
Slagdor The Mod: *horus
Slagdor The Mod: *horus
Slagdor The Mod: *hours
Slagdor The Mod: BLAST IT ALL!

Slagdor The Mod: I don't feel like I do enough stuff for the good of art, as weird as that sounds.
Fuzzi: that does sound weird
Fuzzi: i think youre a lesbian
Slagdor The Mod: ...I think I am.

Me again:

"Tiburonese parliamentary decision E236-MDY100603-TEM202-L8:

The Republic of Tiburon is officially hungry."

(These are all 5 minutes ago in the General thread)
<snip>


No offense, Tib, but I think this thread was intended for IC NS quotes, not stuff from IRL or the General Forum. Maybe start a thread over in General for General quotes?

~Rep

Um... okay.

OOC: I would, but I'm leaving, extremely soon, so... I'll do it probably tomorrow. (today?) See ya! ^_^

This may very well be my favorite...

<Ziotah> BB
<Ziotah> just Face it
<Ziotah> Im Owning You

This came, of course, while he was boasting about his ability to hide his puppets from the mods... :twisted:

<Scolopendra> Zero-One is ranked 11th in the region and 73,043rd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
<Scolopendra> BIGGER ASSHOLES THAN ANGELUS! OOOOH-YEAH!

*ducks, runs in serpentine fashion, quickly*

(taken out of context in a discussion on ratings, btw ...)

This may very well be my favorite...

<Ziotah> BB
<Ziotah> just Face it
<Ziotah> Im Owning You

This came, of course, while he was boasting about his ability to hide his puppets from the mods... :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO!

Some interesting moments from Enodian history:
Preparations for the funeral of Grand Duke Dmitriy (which never really got RPed in the end).
Smisekistan: We spit on the grave and urinate on the bones of Grand Duke Dmitriy VII.
We pray for the rapid death of all who follow him!!

Ineptia: Ineptian dignitaries will also attend the funeral services, but will be sure to stand well clear of the Smisekistan delegation.

Enodia: The Smisekistan delegation will probably be stopped at the border after a comment like that.

The first communication ever received from MagicChina
MagicChina: i DECLARE WAR on everybody.....even tho i want to join the UN i still do it for needs of my allies so everybody.....I DECLARE WAR

This one's from Liverpool England, I still rate it as one of the greatest posts I've seen:
President Goh leaves for Iesus Christi to sign the Charter in 20 mins.

Later ... --Iesus Christi

*Plane touches down*
President Goh walks into the Airport Building as the Plane Explodes in Flames

We stress. This is not a war. This is not an invasion. This is a peace keeping mission.
-Me, in response to MagicChina's request that a peacekeeping mission "stop and confirm this war".

Pretty much anything from the "Uproar in Spear Chuckas" thread was fun when it happened - as well as Klamath's pioneering work with the "peacekeeping Spetznatz".

OOC: Leaving (now). See ya! ^_^

[bump cause this thread r0xors.]

One of my favorites:

"It's obvious. You take your thingy and I'll take my thingy and we''l put them together to make one big thingy, and then we'll thingy the thingies until we can do some thingy. :) "

~I'm pretty sure The Resi Corporation in the "Where Angels Fear to Roam" thread

Hmm... I did something similar.

Yeah. You thought about the thingy we discussed yet?
Yes, I thought we already agreed on that. My thingies will move into your big dimensional thingy and then we will thingy the thingies together... :P

Though the person that laughed was Wombat News / AM, not you.

Nice thread this is btw.

Since other people are quoting themselves:

"Bear in mind that your population now consists of eleven people and a two-headed cow, and your sole export is glass."

- me to Magicians of Knights

Since other people are quoting themselves:

"Bear in mind that your population now consists of eleven people and a two-headed cow, and your sole export is glass."

- me to Magicians of Knights

YESES! BESSIE THE TWO-HEADED COW!

Since other people are quoting themselves:

"Bear in mind that your population now consists of eleven people and a two-headed cow, and your sole export is glass."

- me to Magicians of Knights

YESES! BESSIE THE TWO-HEADED COW!

Word. :lol:

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happyhitler.gif Hitler says: Ach! My plan is succeding! Soon my super-nazi-men will role the world!

http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/xerx/happystalin.gif Stalin says: Dude, youve been dead for most of the century.

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happyhitler.gif Hitler says: Well, thats not about to stop me.

http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/xerx/happystalin.gif Stalin says: Stopped Lenin cold.

http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/contrib/xerx/happylenin.gif Lenin says: Must...destroy...capitolism...

http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/xerx/happystalin.gif Stalin says: See?

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happyhitler.gif Hitler says: DONT DISCOURAGE ME! I might have to shoot something! *waves gun*

http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/xerx/happystalin.gif Stalin says: Ummm...reminder: Were dead.

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happyhitler.gif Hitler says: Oh yeah...

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/xerx/happyhochiminh.gif HoChiMinh says: haha! You all suck!

http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/xerx/happystalin.gif Stalin says: Ahhh, my brother Communist!

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/xerx/happyhochiminh.gif HoChiMinh says: No! You stay here! I laugh at you!

THE best use of smiles.

<Agent_Bers> The Unholy of movies
<Scolopendra> Event Horizon?
<Agent_Bers> Starts with a Battlefield and ends with John Travolta sucking

<Cetaganda> don't worry, I won't let it kill Earth
<BodyguardBarry> You damn well better not...
<Cetaganda> unless Bers pisses off the queen before my countermeasure is finished, that is
<BodyguardBarry> He will. Bers is a n00b.
<Agent_Bers> hey ass


We just love each other on IRC...wait, we do...

* Topic is (You can't know the channel name sorry)... now with 9004.6% more innuendo!'*

<Cetaganda> don't worry, I won't let it kill Earth
<BodyguardBarry> You damn well better not...
<Cetaganda> unless Bers pisses off the queen before my countermeasure is finished, that is
<BodyguardBarry> He will. Bers is a n00b.
<Agent_Bers> hey ass

S-14 CONVERSATION!!!!!!

So you want IRC quotes? Bah, I have millions.

<Vthnaar> SHINING FINGER TO YOUR ANUS!

<SimZensusTraktat> * Raslin|chellis fists himself to naked cat porn <Raslin|chellis> hey! <Raslin|chellis> only catwomen! <Raslin|chellis> or catmen... <Raslin|chellis> but not just cats! <SimZensusTraktat> ERM

<Masta_Idla> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. <Ur-Draco> Ah, but the two eyed man is God. <Vthnaar> No he isn't. <Vthnaar> He's just the second king, with depth perception. <Vthnaar> The one with LASER eyes is God.

<Vthnaar> Hrm.. In the land of the blind, eh. <Vthnaar> In the land of the sighted, the one-eyed man is a pirate. <Vthnaar> Yar. <Masta_Idla> ARRR

<Obsidian> Well... What about the guy with five eyes and two laser eyes? <Vthnaar> To be honest, if the guy has three regular eyes, and two laser eyes, he'll just have to fight to the death in the laser eye god arena.

<Glaug-Eldare> IN THE GHETTTOOOOOOOOOOO <EOTEDdy> is 'IN THE GHETOOOOOOOO' like "In the navy..."

* SHODAN is now known as SpeakerToAnimals <Tsaraine> SpeakerToAnimals? Excellent, we now have someone who can converse with RF.

<Godfrey> You mean I can't get sued for large amounts of money by metallica? <Godfrey> Damnit <Godfrey> :( <Mustrum_Ridcully> thats a bad thing? <Godfrey> I can then wear my "I got sued by the big M" T-shirt with pride.. <Glaug-Eldare> Big M <Glaug-Eldare> more like BM am i rite

<Zhakarov> Force of habid <Vthnaar> Damn that habid. <Vthnaar> Always forcing people <Vthnaar> His full name is Habid al'Forceed.

* Raslin REALLY wants a girlfriend <Rabbi-Shmuel> then stop fisting yourself to cat porn <Rabbi-Shmuel> (NAKED cat porn, btw

<RazielHex> Moroni is the angel who, according to the teachings of the Mormon Church, appeared on September 22nd, 1827 to Joseph Smith, the Founder <Vthnaar> Oh, yeah. <Vthnaar> The one with the golden tablet or whatever? <Sgt-Ishii> I believe it was a gelcap

<Gen-Veers> well, we've had 30+ years of giant robot anime, and not a single giant robot <Chibi-Shiratori> giant robots are a little hard to produce apparently <eluspac> not true <eluspac> we do have a giant robot <eluspac> Al Gore <eluspac> arnold would count, but he's a cyborg

<Vthnaar> My room used to be a mess, then I got a girlfriend. <Vthnaar> Then I'm like, bitch, clean the room!

* Sirithil looks around. "Where'd the communist go? <InDaButt> Sir read my name, thats where

<MiniPresidentD`ron> The corect poem is: "Johnny wanted a drink, but Johnny will drink no more, for what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4. <Tsaraine> MiniPresidentD`ron: there are many different variations. the one I learned is "Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more, for what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4." * Mieka knows it at Mrs. Suzie, not Johnny <Tsaraine> Mrs Suzie was a chemist's son? that's kinda difficult... <Vthnaar> i forget what h2so4 is. <Masta_Idla> hydrogen sulfate <Tsaraine> Vthnaar: sulphuric acid. <Masta_Idla> Let's just say, Johnny got to burning. <Vthnaar> YOU GET TO BURNING! <Masta_Idla> YES! Only Johnny got to burning. <Vthnaar> Johnny's lucky.

Well that's only quotes from #nationstates, I have a lot more from different channels.

Or the other time...
<Me> SO what did I miss over the weekend, and whats this about a movie in the topic?
<Others> We made a movie
<Me> What kind of movie?
<Others> We're not at liberty to say
<Me> Aw damnit....

An odd example of channel causality in action:

<Imnsvale> Hail!
<Makou> Hail?
<Imnsvale> Yes.
<Imnsvale> White balls of ice, falls from sky, formed in the cloud...
<Imnsvale> Usually about the size of a small grape.
<Nathicana> I don't know where you live Imns, but Hail is not usually that big.
<Imnsvale> Tucson, AZ
<Imnsvale> And, I said samll grape
<Imnsvale> small
<Imnsvale> ;-)
<Eulalia> A tiny pellet.
<Nathicana> That's still big.
<Eulalia> Not much larger than a bb pellet.
<Nathicana> much smaller. like yeah.
<Imnsvale> That kind of hail just melts on the way down down here. :P
<Eulalia> Unless it's the hail that hails from some wierd region where they get hail the size of footballs and stuff.
<Imnsvale> That would suck.
<Imnsvale> Skull-indent-z0r.
<Makou> Those are classified as cannon balls, I think
<Eulalia> Ceiling-holez0r
<rvs|crashed> Rawr!
<Imnsvale> Car-crush-z0r
<Imnsvale> Hail!
<Eulalia> HAIL!
<Eulalia> Hmm.. what's the german word for hail?
* rvs|crashed hails.
<BodyguardBarry> HEILSTORM!
<rvs|crashed> Dunno.
<Imnsvale> Hagel
<Eulalia> Bagel?
<Imnsvale> Mmmmmmm, bagels....


Cantrell: Banana.
Orozco: Strawberry.
Ferverre: Chocolate.
Beefeeted: ELF'S BLOOD!

Aww, you didnt even use my best quote(me being raslin)

(note: may not be 100% accurate, but gets the jist of the quote)

"Dude, I could pwn you"
"Ya right"
"How would you like it if one of my soldiers shot thier kunt into the face of one of your uruks? wouldnt be smiling then, eh?"

Chellis and melkor respectivly

(the kunt part is kinda an irc inside joke)

Aww, you didnt even use my best quote(me being raslin)

(note: may not be 100% accurate, but gets the jist of the quote)

"Dude, I could pwn you"
"Ya right"
"How would you like it if one of my soldiers shot thier kunt into the face of one of your uruks? wouldnt be smiling then, eh?"

Chellis and melkor respectivly

(the kunt part is kinda an irc inside joke)

Some interesting moments from Enodian history: This one's from Liverpool England, I still rate it as one of the greatest posts I've seen:
President Goh leaves for Iesus Christi to sign the Charter in 20 mins.

Later ... --Iesus Christi

*Plane touches down*
President Goh walks into the Airport Building as the Plane Explodes in Flames

LOL how long ago was this, Enodia? Laughing at it... :P

"Someone throw a stick at him."
-Unknown (Inspired the X-9 Laser Guided Stick)

Aww, you didnt even use my best quote(me being raslin)

(note: may not be 100% accurate, but gets the jist of the quote)

"Dude, I could pwn you"
"Ya right"
"How would you like it if one of my soldiers shot thier kunt into the face of one of your uruks? wouldnt be smiling then, eh?"

Chellis and melkor respectivly

(the kunt part is kinda an irc inside joke)

Oh you want it? Here is is. Along with more. One is actually blackmail quality against Scolo. 8)

<Scolopendra> Raslin: A suggestion. <Scolopendra> Shut up before you dig your grave any deeper. <Raslin|chellis> what did i say? <Raslin|chellis> about my kunt going in a uruks mouth?

<SimCensusTract> :(FOOD GOES HERE) <SimCensusTract> INSERT FOOD <SimCensusTract> HEAR <Masta_Idla> INSERT PAY~NIS * SimCensusTract chew * SimCensusTract spit * SimCensusTract grimace

<Scolopendra> I think I prefer the COCK.

<Scolopendra> Hey, Karma vouch for me--I'm not gay. * Karma|Chameleon hesitates <Scolopendra> Yeah, thanks Karma. <Karma|Chameleon> he uh, isnt <Raslin|chellis|a> i love the An-22 "cock"

* Raslin|chellis fists himself to naked cat porn

<SimZensusTraktat> 38° 53' 30" N : 76° 46' 47" W <- DONT NOOK PLZ KTHX * Melkor_ scribbles that down on a sheet of paper <Melkor_> heheheh <Masta_Idla> har

<Masta_Idla> wut r u on <Sgt-Ishii> dunno <Sgt-Ishii> I just take whatever's in the pillbox

"YOU CAN ALL BLOW ME!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
-my young n00bish self in 9th post ever

"Liberals of the world. Blow me."
-my older n00bish self

I just thought these were funny.

"We will destroy Roania, Ell, and Eye Ran!" me, before they destroyed me.

That was a classic. Here's some from To Fight The Darkness:

"I'm no demon dumb ass," Eric says "Does the term augmented defect mean anything to you morons?"

"No, not really." They look at each-other confused. "Nope."

"Well lets start with. I'M PURE HUMAN YOU LOWLY PIECE OF *Bleeped for kindness*!!!!!" Eric shouts

They look pointedly at his arm.

"That would be the defect," Eric says as he starts trying to cover it up again

They look at each-other. "No, we think you're a demon. Please come with us."

The n00b's order:

The empire of Spellfall and the Holy Empire of Cow Monkeys are here to create a new world order and conquer other nations. Join us and we will conquer all. If you join us today than you will be benefitted greatly. Wire me a telegram and I will join you. If you do not join then I will vanquish you. We will conquer the nations and create anew world order.

Help our cause
Join or Die!!!!

And the answer:

1. Go find Siri
2. Stand in a long line
3. Roughly 29 hours later, you get a chance to meet Siri
4. (Literally) kiss her ass.
5. Repeat steps 2-4

I made a long list of good quotes and the forum ate them. It's funny how that always seems to happen only when I forget to copy the text.

I made a long list of good quotes and the forum ate them. It's funny how that always seems to happen only when I forget to copy the text.

That should go on the list, actually, just because it's true.
The forum hungers, I tell you!! It HUNGERS!!!

I made a long list of good quotes and the forum ate them. It's funny how that always seems to happen only when I forget to copy the text.

That should go on the list, actually, just because it's true.
The forum hungers, I tell you!! It HUNGERS!!!

That reminds me. I need to make a sandwich.

I made a long list of good quotes and the forum ate them. It's funny how that always seems to happen only when I forget to copy the text.

That should go on the list, actually, just because it's true.
The forum hungers, I tell you!! It HUNGERS!!!

That reminds me. I need to make a sandwich.

With spicy meatballs?

http://www.allesoverballen.com/sounds/spicymeatball.wav

actually, it had [I'm eating the last of it now--mmmm... sandwich...] salami, pastrami, ham and swiss cheese. On toasted rye. With good deli mustard.

*stomach growls*

Damn it... now I want another one.

actually, it had [I'm eating the last of it now--mmmm... sandwich...] salami, pastrami, ham and swiss cheese. On toasted rye. With good deli mustard.

*stomach growls*

Damn it... now I want another one.

OOC: Rub it in, eh! :) I can't find a decent swiss cheese anywhere.

Want logs eh? Take a look at this doozy.

<RegentKafelnikov> Melkor?
<Melkor_> Yes?
* United_Gimps has quit IRC (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
<Melkor_> what you want regent?
<RegentKafelnikov> Brotherhood seems to be attacking another Austro-Hungarian nation
<RegentKafelnikov> Have you been keeping up on that?
<Melkor_> nah, I have been submitting to the will of Karmabaijan and Scolopendra
<RegentKafelnikov> Hm.
<Melkor_> they are so much better than i am
<Melkor_> and much more awesome
<RegentKafelnikov> It seems agents of his detonated a car bomb (not the weak kind Iran has) or something like that at Austria-Hungary-Turkey's chief auto manufacturing offices
<Melkor_> I am giving all my military to Karmabaijan
<Melkor_> i am now an agent OF JUSTICE!
<RegentKafelnikov> Excellent
<Melkor_> THROW YOUR LIVES AWAY FOR JUSTICE!
<RegentKafelnikov> However, you no longer have the ability to abuse your relationship with Nod?
* Melkor_ notices camo paint smearing
<RegentKafelnikov> In my favor, that is
* Melkor_ is now known as Karmabaijan
<Karmabaijan> oops
<Karmabaijan> hehe
<Karmabaijan> lol
<RegentKafelnikov> LOL
* RegentKafelnikov = idiot
* RegentKafelnikov = careless
* RegentKafelnikov = not observant
<Karmabaijan> ahh the joys of social engineering

actually, it had [I'm eating the last of it now--mmmm... sandwich...] salami, pastrami, ham and swiss cheese. On toasted rye. With good deli mustard.

*stomach growls*

Damn it... now I want another one.
And Melkor, the bane of the Noldorin, the creator of Discord in the Harmony, fallen of the Valar, He Who Arises In Might did stand from his throne, raising Grond, Hammer of The Underworld upon high. With a mighty rumble arising from his stomach, he joined in with his fell voice, rumbling through the hollows, making all of Angbad shake and tremble with the sound of his terrible speech.

And lo, he said:

"MAKE... ME... A SAMMICH!"

ROFL.
That's beautiful there.

<Brett> Siri is Siri
<Brett> Siri can do whatever she wants
* omz launches a 200,000,000-gigaton n00k at "him", wiping out the entire Earth
<omz> :P
*** Brett is now known as Siri
*** Sirithil has joined #nationstates
*** Morgoth_Bauglir sets mode: +v Sirithil
*** Scolopendra sets mode: +v Sirithil
<Imitora> any one here got any close ties to Deazeman?
<Siri> That is right! I Can do whatever I want!!!1! My gravfleets will wipe your puny nation from the face of the earth
<omz> lol
<Siri> Oops....that came at an opurtune time
*** Siri is now known as Ruhr
*** Ruhr is now known as Even_Quieter_Ruhr
<Sirithil> And... you wanted to join CENNA, I thought?
<Quin> LOL
* Adejaani roars with laughter "BUSTED!"


One of my favorites from the IRC chat. :lol:

Ell: Order confirmed. Because of the large order, a 20% discount. 8 billion please. Aircraft will be wired.

Indra: Five of each aircraft comes to..... 6.86 billion.

Prod rights are:
B-2: 600 mil
Blackhawk/Chinook/Longbow/Harrier: 50 million
767-Series/C-5C: 100 mil

Wow, that's advanced, wiring aircraft. Anyway, $8bn has been delivered to the accoutns.

My n00bness at trying to run the store. "Aircraft wired". :oops::P

"Bison - stay in character - you're a glass-bowl"

Everyone.

"Bison - stay in character - you're a glass-bowl"

Everyone.

Glass bowls are nice.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=79023

YES!


Taking to the podium, he squints. The intense beam that shines from the spotlights conspire to annoy him even further than his collar, which was ridiculously tight.

Shuffling the papers he held in his sweating palms nervously, he coughed.

I'm honoured..." he began, faltering after only two words.

"To finally reach such a milestone, it really does leave an impression on you, it affects you....just like the eight shots of Vodka I had before I came on..."

Absolute silence, that did not go well.

"Moving on..." he chirped nervously, tugging at his collar once more.

"I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible, theres....um...welll..."

Trailing off, he rummaged through the notes, his eyes widening in terror as the lead rubbed off from the sweat-stained paper and on to his trembling hands.


"Get on with it, I've got a nation to rename!" yelled Slagland, flinging a spoonful of tapioca stage-wards.

Gasping as the cooling pudding impacted on his forehead, he threw the notes to the floor, electing to do as all great speakers do, and "wing it."

He failed.

"Seriously though, Since turning one billion I feel a new sense of maturity, I can't even remember the last time I tried to urinate on Mishakal....wait, that was last week- but other than that, Im right up there with Scolo and that other one who sounds like a film company..."

Again, his amusing tales were delaying the inevitable heckling. Slag had finished her tapioca, and her Semolina was late, she wanted blood.

"Get off you newbie scumbag!"

"Heh...." he stifled out, his forehead disappearing in a rapidly growing sheen of sweat.

He was about to pull out his special "How rule with an Iron head" story when he felt a heavy object smack right into his temple.

And then he knew no more.


Skipping on to the podium, -taking care to stand on the prone body- Slag, resplendid in her checked country dress, retrieved her pudding bowl.

As attendants struggled to pull EBs heavy form from the stage, The lights dimmed and the audience hushed, as Melkor strolled on stage...

"Whoot! tell the one with Rep getting stuck in a phonebox!" shouted Slag, high on Semonlina and raspberry suprise.


The high lord of Arda, he who arises in darkness cleared his throat, and his booming voice rolled over those present-


Boy, I just flew in from the eternal fires of Morgoth...and heck are my arms tired"


OOC:YAY! One Billion! :D

* Raslin|chellis fists himself to naked cat porn

Okay, pally... that's a bit over the line there.

"Doo Doo Poo Poo invading Land-o-Eric... This is like watching 2 paper machete armies fighting"
-Federation of Of the Council of clan

Every single thread between me and Kaukolastan.

Rockaway Beach's response to being told he was too young to have nukes:

i played with unstable isotopes in my mothers womb.

Rockaway Beach is rapidly becoming my favorite newbie.

“Adding "zered" to the ending of any word is great.

Killzered, Nukezered, Gaymodswhodon'tknowanythingzered,”

“A sept 2004 nation can "fairly" defeat you if they wanted to. "Derr my Ion Cannons blowz up da zun n k1llz hall fa pople!"-Ignoredzered...<Gay RP mod steps in> "Blah blah no ignore fair fair fair, you dead. -second ignoredzered issued”

Rockaway Beach's response to being told he was too young to have nukes:

i played with unstable isotopes in my mothers womb.

I LOVED THAT ONE!

<Esmerelda> "lol tihs iz t3h volatoin uv teh frespech!!!!!1111" says acclaimed Internet RPG guru Hack Utopia. "i thnk u shuld giv us mor inrtnt so we do thngs betr 4 evry dya!!!!1111"
<Esmerelda> "Elections have been outlawed, the alarmingly racist 'Bigtopians Say the Darnedest Things' is a hit, meat-eating is frowned upon, and u gav tehm mor inrtnt 4 godo thngz."

Dug into my post archives for this one. Man, is it wierd to look back on.

While the Empire of Sakkra has not come across any Smurfs or Precious Moments Children, we have run afoul of some Care Bears attempting to sneak into one of our island regions. They have been since dispatched, with one of our troopers being mentally assaulted by their cowardly Care Bear Stare. Their skins are now being made into new flags with their heads still attached.

Ah, the hilarity.

Here's one. I posted this when some newbie kept asking dumb questions about how to declare war and such.

***HERE'S WHAT YOU DO***

First, shave a weasel. Then, run around your backyard naked while rubbing blueberries on your nipples and screaming like a madman. Then, buy 100,000 moist towelettes and donate them to charity. Once you accomplish this objective, your next mission will be given to you.

Now that you remind me, as silly as it may seem, I got the stupid-giggles off this gem:

I was sitting around the launch buttons for the 30 nukes Neo-Wu gave me when I accidentally fell asleep and they all fell on StupidWhiteBoys.

SWEET JESUS EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!!!!

And now from my first conflict on NS:
Will someone please think of the chickens?

<Tsaraine> Every time you say that, you kill a kitten.
<Raem> Teh.
<Tsaraine> YOU KILLED A KITTEN! YOU *******!

Later

<Raem> I'm DE. I don't care about kittens.
<Tsaraine> Fine. Every time you say that, a square kilometer of Hide will become a meadow of flowers, with butterflies and unicorns.
<Raem> Het.
<Tsaraine> You just resurrected a kitten.
<Raem> Tehet.
<Tsaraine> ... Meadow filled with poisonous flowers and pihrana butterflies.
<Raem> Not to mention evil undead kittens.


Also, the entire Tehet thread.

lim (x->0) 1/x

oops. Wrong initial equation.

No limit.

Good.


Try this one then...

Derive:

1/e^x

Lim (x->0) of 1/e^x is 1.
(1/(e^0))=1/1=1

Hmmm, dammit. Just getting into derivatives (and I haven't done exponents, let alone e in a while)...lemme see what I can do. Ok, it has a derivative (has limits, has no jumps or sharp angles...zooming would yield a fairly 'flat' line)

Lim (h->0) of [f(x+h)-f(x)]/h.

= Lim (h->0) of [(1/(e^(x+h))-(1/e^x)]/h
= Lim (h->0) of [(e^-(h+x))-(e^-x)]/h
= Lim (h->0) of [(e^(-x-h))-(e^-x)]/h
= Lim (h->0) of [((e^-x)(e^-h)-(e^-x)]/h
= Lim (h->0) of [(e^-x)((e^-h)-1)]/h
= Lim (h->0) of [(e^-x)((e^-h)-1)]/h

damn. That's as far as I can go for now. :D

I hand the crown to Ell.

Me, now and far far too many times before: "Damn it! It ate my post."

Official Statement from the Trousinian Government:

"Die space monkey die!"

"If it's so danm important, who the hell are Woodward and Bernstein?"

<WeblionX> Floating Fire Escapes braindude!

"Perrier... you're dead. Stay in character."
--The SLAGLands

That's what I was thinking of when I read the title! Best. Quote. Ever.

"Oh my, you are very weird. You are going to regret posting that."
"Yeah, I probably am."
"You are?"
"No, not really."
"Exactly."
--Amerigo and The Damned People, respectively.

Woohoo! I made it in. By the way, I was the one who said lines 2 and 4.

-Nik

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82822

That entire thread.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82822

That entire thread.

Umm...

Anyway, I thought up one of the most timeless quotes of all time:

"Wouldn't it be wierd if Kits was a girl?"
-Mankind United

-Nik

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82822

That entire thread.

Umm...

Anyway, I thought up one of the most timeless quotes of all time:

"Wouldn't it be wierd if Kits was a girl?"
-Mankind United

-Nik

Aah... the post that launched the first great Uberthread of the forums. Oh, how I miss the days of the Eternal Thread!

Well, I have to be a good sport about this.

Go ahead somebody, post what I said in IRC. Now remember, I am willing to go to IC war over an OOC comment :)

#Taaaaag!#

I said this ages ago...

Moebius: Let your conscience be your guide! Then stab him in the back and steal his wallet....

[17:32] * Jonkrak_Urkjackovnas is the Minister of Whatchamacallit of Omz!
[17:33] <Jonkrak_Urkjackovnas> OMZ IS NOW AT WAR WITH RUHR
[17:34] <Jonkrak_Urkjackovnas> I AM NOW THE PREMIER OF THE OMZIN WHATAEVER REPUBLIK.
[17:34] <Jonkrak_Urkjackovnas> I have successfully assassinated Omz's leadership.
[17:36] <Jonkrak_Urkjackovnas> As my first action as Omzian Premier, I give all my people to the great nation of Oglethorpia!
[17:38] <Jonkrak_Urkjackovnas> VOTE FOR JONKRAK URKJACKOVNAS!

---Oglethorpia, on #Nationstates IRC Channel

:lol:

aight ... Just moments ago on IRC, whilst talking about Iesus Christi and that twisted little monkey, Matty-boy ...

<Brother-Brett> In here, I enjoy Matty
<Nathicana> unfortunate wording there, Brett. *chuckles*
<Brother-Brett> shit
<Vortex> logged & saved
<Semir-randil> I reckon you should add that to the topic, Nathi.
<Nathicana> Quite. *posts to the greatest quotes thread*

Yay Ruhr! Immortalized! Now pardon whilst I go beef up my defenses. :P

I so have to get IRC....

This has been an OOC post.

I so have to get IRC....

This has been an OOC post.

That's a good one.

-Nik

I so have to get IRC....

This has been an OOC post.

That's a good one.

-Nik

And that one too.

-Nik

I so have to get IRC....

This has been an OOC post.

That's a good one.

-Nik

And that one too.

-Nik

And tha-... what the hell! Let's just start a massive quote pyramid!

-Nik

Let's not, and use the thread for the quotes.

Let's not, and use the thread for the quotes.

*Hold for applause*.

-Nik

"I have to pick my battles carefully. Congratulations, you've been picked!"

-Menelmacar

"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

That's an ooooooooold one. I think it was Rep before he became a mod.

-Nik

"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

That's an ooooooooold one. I think it was Rep before he became a mod.

-Nik

She :wink:

"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

That's an ooooooooold one. I think it was Rep before he became a mod.

-Nik

She :wink:

Shut it. Wouldn't it be wierd if Rep was a guy?

-Nik

"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

That's an ooooooooold one. I think it was Rep before he became a mod.

-Nikactually it was Automagfreek

"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

That's an ooooooooold one. I think it was Rep before he became a mod.

-Nik

She :wink:

Shut it. Wouldn't it be wierd if Rep was a guy?

-NikWoukdn't it be wierd is bisconia came in and started flaming us?

"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

That's an ooooooooold one. I think it was Rep before he became a mod.

-Nik

She :wink:

Shut it. Wouldn't it be wierd if Rep was a guy?

-NikWoukdn't it be wierd is bisconia came in and started flaming us?

It would lead to another uber thread. That was a good thread.

-Nik

<Kitsylvania> Defensive lines tend not to work when the invading army goes around them.

<Sea_Cucumbers> Decloration of War!

<Wazzu> Well, orcs have a tendency to die real quick...not quite sure why...

<Unity> Another nice name: The "Dionysus"! <Rezo> *suddenly says something* Yellow spaceship? <EOTED> we all live in a yella sub-orbital weapons platform carrying nuclear devices *sings*

* Scolopendra smashes another country * Rezo classifies Scolopendra as WMD <Nathicana> Isn't that MMD? Mod of Mass Destruction?

<Klamath> im fine.. so fucking hot in here:( godmod sun

* Klamath slaps Rezo a bit with a large laser guided trout

<Communist_Attack> who would win a war europe or america <TheEasternHemisphere> China

<Iesus_Christi> Having filthy anime material that contains stuff like teenage girls in giant robot suits with spookly large eyes who must save the world while wearly there catholic schoolgirl uniforms will get you a death sentance in Iesus Christi! <Sigma_Octavus> May a thousand chibis kill you by singin jpop at high volumes.

<Terrian_States> Federation of Terrian States Annouces New Supper Tank!!

<Iraqstan> mummy whats that big thing flying at us from the sky? <Iraqstan> Mum: I dont know Dea...OH MY GOD RUN ITS THE REALLY FREAKING HUGE CANNONBALL OF JUSTICE!

<Klamath|A> back <Klamath|A> \nick Klamath <Klamath|A> \nick Klamath <Klamath|A> wtf

<Celdonia> Iesus Christi is beginning to lose leaders like some people lose socks.

<Chimaea> You're all a bunch of prOnMonkies!!! <Raevyn> I prefer to think of myself as a "hentai lemur."

<Jhes_Stasis> Siri-sama! ^________^ <Territory> Oh god, it's the SD Yuri Bonus Theatre.

<Rezo> The prussians were notonly great soldiers, but also great lovers... * Nathicana arches a brow interestedly

* Iraqstan is building up for the greatest offensive of all time.... * Iraqstan lets loose his 200 million infantry droids and all his iraqstani people including babies that crawl around with C4 strapped to their back

<BuzzMcCool> Too many people with small penises, going on and on about their militaries <BuzzMcCool> "I boosted military funding, so why isn't it longer?! I'm worried!"

<Tsaraine> why would I want Christian Soldier Matt porn? <Territory> 'Cause Matt looks good in tight pants.

<Treznor> Okay, people. People, pay attention! The forum is dragging. Please log out so I can browse comfortably. Thank you!

<GermanicOrder> If anything, I'd say target shooting probably relieves stress for many people. <Kitsune> Just like violet video games! XD <Kitsune> *violent, even (Read twice)

* Kitsune makes a voodoo doll of himself and surrounds it with lots of female voodoo dolls.

<Asheria> Also, 90% of Europe's Jews disappeared in a series of unfortunate accidents between 1941 and 1945.

<Sirithil> By anti-elf weapons, of course, I'm referring to anything specifically designed to target the species. * Fluffy_Kitty hides the point-ear profile seeking missile heads

* Obsidian pulls out a map of Earth and a handful of monopoly hotels, "Can I stick embassies in your nations?"

<EOTED> 400 + (150+50) = 700

<WhisperingVoices> omg omg breasts on the forum <Tahar_Joblis> link

* Iraqstan points out that getting a katana onto a plane to australia is about as hard as getting a potatoe up ones ass <Tahar_Joblis> you tried both? <Iraqstan> only the potatoe

<WhisperingVoices> Mean-ness to Siri is in the Dominion charter.

* WhisperingVoices has an amazing plan * WhisperingVoices makes Siri clones and markets them as sex toys

* Rakoth_Maugrim is back from his cockroach-hunting expedition <Rakoth_Maugrim> I don't their jumping in my hand when I type, but when they start walking all over the monitor, that's were I draw the line...

<Knootoss> Being Dutch has the advantage of being EXACTLY like the germans exept nobody hates you

<Vegana> I seee that Whales are the new elves... <WhisperingVoices> whales are smarter and more hygenic

<Iraqstan> leia shoulda been luke <Iraqstan> and luke leia <Iraqstan> though I'd prefer leia in a slave dancers outfit than hamill...... * Iraqstan would also of liked to see han in that outfit.......

<Iraq|Bed> anyways bed <Iraq|Bed> the sun is rising :P

<Iraqstan> i wonder if i could get away with using a picture of hitler for the minister for enthnic minority integration

* Vortex cums to Mikhail <Vortex> *comes

<Mikhail> Nuking whales <Rezo> bisons does it <Mikhail> He should start hunting Mosqutoes with SAMs

* Mikhail thinks that if women were in complete power, the world would be in war every 28 days...

* Sirithil tries valiantly to care about soccer. Fails. <LSD|WorldCup|USA-vs-Sweeden> Football. * Sirithil compromises, and goes with 'Euro-football'

<WhisperingVoices> Siri has more testosterone than a room full of marines.

<Tsaraine> remind me to "aquire" Raevyn's DNA for cloning. We ought to be able to lift an entire *warfleet* on that ego! <Tsaraine> Rezo: imagine. ships - steel penises, I should say - moved by the Mythos Drive and provided with lift by Raevynite Ego Propulsion.

<Joanna> Actually, Siri's elves are all part dwarf. <Joanna> "Gooooooooooollllld!!!!!!"

<Tirest> Siri's ego is currently busy trying to figure out how to get credit for writing the Bible.

<Zhakarov> pick a number between 1 and 105 <[hack]> Pi

<Rezo> Quote» <Joanna> Actually, Siri's elves are all part dwarf. <Joanna> "Gooooooooooollllld!!!!!!" ««

<Vortex> lol @ rezoquote

<Brother-Brett> Heh...@ rezo

<Pilias> lol

<Semir-randil> That explains the beards.

"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

That's an ooooooooold one. I think it was Rep before he became a mod.

-Nikactually it was Automagfreek

Yes, twas me.

Meh, forgot this one:

<Sirithil> I'd rather ass-lick Bush, then ass-lick Saddam. <Sirithil> *than

Meh, forgot this one:

<Sirithil> I'd rather ass-lick Bush, then ass-lick Saddam. <Sirithil> *than


:D :D :D

Another:

"I just realized my nation's name contains an expletive in it. Maybe I should delete myself." -Me (of course)

-Nik

<Nathicana> Yup, ya got me. I'm really a greasy, long-haired Italian with six chins, plumbers ass, and a thing for younger men sitting here wankin' off to all this. Yup.
<BodyguardBarry> Hey, weird! I'm really a slender Swedish chick with a heaving bust, legs till Tuesday, and a thing for older women sitting here thinking I'm a starving college student!

I'd like to say I made this up, but...

Sirocco's one billionth citizen was born today

Welcome aboard, n00b ..

On the League of Extrodinary Gentleman and Ladies thread:

Name: Hugh Jass
League Name: Butt Weight Lifter
Ability: Hugh Jass was born, as his name implies, with an unusually large ass, capable of lifting one hundred pound weights. When he turned 20, he used his powers to hurl a toliet at a robber, while he was using the bathroom. He can also use his butt to jump up and down, like a pogo stick. Since then, he's been the police chief of Happy Town and has a supermodel wife and three children.

New Genoa: Excluded by default on basis of stupidity. We're not about to have some guy hurling toilets.

-Nik

New Genoa: Excluded by default on basis of stupidity. We're not about to have some guy hurling toilets.OOC: Ok, ok, I'll put in a serious one.

IC:
Name: Caligula
Sex: Male
League: Fastest man on Earth
Ability: <sniped as this isn't the funny part>

NOTE: He can also hurl toliets with his abnormally strong butt, too, although he rarely uses that power. :wink:

Stop With the F*****g toilet thrwoing!!!

tag

"ich bin der huhnhund!"

On a thread talking about post counts.

Crimmond, at 5000 you'll hit Postmaster-General.Great...

http://www.cinemascreen.co.uk/images/photos/movies/02/03/17mib201.jpg

Bump away!

-Nik

Nathi 2: The return of Nathi

and for the love of GOD chech the spelling and grammar.

Ranting about the n00bs.

Do they have to be related to NationStates directly, 'cuz I got a bunch :D

*thread Bimped*

The bizzare thing about it was, it was a topic about hot air balloons... the brain makes mistakes in funny ways, eh? :D

OMG 100th post :D

"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

And the followup:

"Fire the Ignore cannon Mr Sulu!"

"My name isn't Sulu, It's George Takai!"

"I said fire the Ignore cannon, Mr Sulu!!!"

*fires cannon* "Moron..."

Kits, Me, AMF, a few others... all against the Crater we all loved to hate.

That being Ziotah. Funny, if you rearrange the letters his name spells Idiot.

-Nik

That being Ziotah. Funny, if you rearrange the letters his name spells Idiot.

-Nik

Izahot == Idiot :?:

This has been an OOC post.

That being Ziotah. Funny, if you rearrange the letters his name spells Idiot.

-Nik

Izahot == Idiot :?:

This has been an OOC post.

You don't get it.

-Nik

That being Ziotah. Funny, if you rearrange the letters his name spells Idiot.

-Nik

Izahot == Idiot :?:

This has been an OOC post.

You don't get it.

-Nik

Ah well, Ziotah was before my time....

This has been an OOC post.

"50,000 people? Somebody call Guiness. That has to be a new record for Most People in a Phone Booth."

-Kitsylvania, to Psycho Retards

*backhands Joshua*
SON OF A BITCH!
*laughs*
-Rave Shentavo and Phalanix respectively


I remember something like this.

*Backhands Dom*
Dom- "Fuker."
Pheonix- "Joshua told me to do that."
-Me and Phalanix

On a thread entitled: cheap prices that stay low thats comet sence

1 bombs = 50 credits
1 missile = 50 credits
1 smallpox = 50 credits
1 dragon = 5 credits
1 lazer = 100 credits (for retail price)
wolfverine =1 credit (he is only for rent)

On a New Spartha_ thread:

Y'know, the ammount of influence SLAG carries is almost funny. I mean, he completely hijacked a topic with a single word. I wish I had that kind of charisma. :P

Me? Charisma? Bah!

Who wants to get me a danish?
Must resist... must not obey the word of Slag...

HERE IS YOUR DANISH. I AM AT YOUR COMMAND, MY LORD AND MASTER.
*steals danish and runs like hell*
Well, damn...

Who wants to shoot Crimmond for me? *flashes that winning smile*
Gha! Noooo!
*Slag's voice echoes in head*
*attempts to fight it*
*collapses from emotional drain*
http://69.57.141.218/html/emoticons/tongue.gif
*winning smile is too good**shoots self in foot* AAAAAAARRRRGHH!!!!
Daaaaaaniiiiiish!
*throws Sakkra the danish and crawls towards hospital*
*catches the danish*

VICTORY IS MINE! :twisted:

Now WHO WANTS TO GET ME A FRAPUCCINO!?

<Iesus_Christi> Having filthy anime material that contains stuff like teenage girls in giant robot suits with spookly large eyes who must save the world while wearly there catholic schoolgirl uniforms will get you a death sentance in Iesus Christi! <Sigma_Octavus> May a thousand chibis kill you by singin jpop at high volumes.

Holy crap, I forgot that I said that. That was one of my best.

On a thread entitled: cheap prices that stay low thats comet sence

1 bombs = 50 credits
1 missile = 50 credits
1 smallpox = 50 credits
1 dragon = 5 credits
1 lazer = 100 credits (for retail price)
wolfverine =1 credit (he is only for rent)

On a New Spartha_ thread:

Y'know, the ammount of influence SLAG carries is almost funny. I mean, he completely hijacked a topic with a single word. I wish I had that kind of charisma. :P

Me? Charisma? Bah!

Who wants to get me a danish?
Must resist... must not obey the word of Slag...

HERE IS YOUR DANISH. I AM AT YOUR COMMAND, MY LORD AND MASTER.
*steals danish and runs like hell*
Well, damn...

Who wants to shoot Crimmond for me? *flashes that winning smile*
Gha! Noooo!
*Slag's voice echoes in head*
*attempts to fight it*
*collapses from emotional drain*
http://69.57.141.218/html/emoticons/tongue.gif
*winning smile is too good**shoots self in foot* AAAAAAARRRRGHH!!!!
Daaaaaaniiiiiish!
*throws Sakkra the danish and crawls towards hospital*
*catches the danish*

VICTORY IS MINE! :twisted:

Now WHO WANTS TO GET ME A FRAPUCCINO!?

The word, incidentally, was "Pong".

This has been an OOC post.

Not ten minutes ago, this was said in the Mods' Evil IRC Lair...


<SalusaSecondus> Ah, I don't know. I could never marry him
(Talking about Neut :wink: )

Bring
Up
My
Text

"May you stink the stink of a thousand festering toes!"
— ancient Avilion curse.

"I thought that big, red button was for us to request some lunch..."
Missile Corporal Hadrien Enners, XMVII Tac Corps, Telara Border Legion, Avilion Protectorate.
http://home.earthlink.net/~rhydderch/_uimages/Dragonslayer.jpg

Sorry, I know I'm intruding on this thread, but it seems rather amusing to me to see Resi condemn unrealistic RP and use the phrase "morphing plasma gun arm" at the same time.

Classic.

Step 1: Bend over. Step 2: Place head between legs. Step 3: Kiss you sorry ass goodbye. Step 4: Repeat until the weather service indicates the ambient temperature for you major cities to be 10 million degrees Kelvin.

A personel favorite.

.:bumpage:.

On #NationStates a minute ago:

<Vthnaar> I am Barry's illegitimate love child.

<Wazzu> I'm a dirty schoolgirl.


Disclaimer: May not be true.

Can vouch for the Wazzu quote, can't say the same for Vthnaar's revenge.


[8:31] Ainulindalion: Tell your roommate to get off your desk, BodyguardBarry

[8:34] Revenia: ...and don't even get Vth started on the lower portion of his right buttcheek...
[8:34] BodyguardVthnaar: It hurts like hell to remove my chassis.


[8:35] Copiosa_Scotia: Dude, your ventricle is nano-wank.
[8:35] BodyguardVthnaar: QUIET YOU! MY LEFT PINKY IS AN IGNORE CANNON!


[8:37] BodyguardVthnaar: ..I kinda figured the left testicle comment was kind of more quotable though. :P

[8:45] BodyguardVthnaar is now known as JesusInATank

[8:47] Oglethorpia: I believe it's...
[8:47] Oglethorpia is now known as JesusInTheSteelPenis
[8:47] JesusInTheSteelPenis: This.
[8:47] JesusInATank: Oh crap.

[8:48] JesusInATank: Peace be with you...... IN HELL!

Peace be with you...... IN HELL!*remembers that for future use.

No, see, I didn't say that. I'm not that clever.

Peace be with you...... IN HELL!*remembers that for future use.

Hey! It's my line! No stealing!

I'll give you credit for the first five uses.

..royalties!

..royalties!Um... no.

probably 10 minutes ago


http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/hal.jpg
N00b Processing Center Network Core
In service OOCly since April 2003

[9:05] Ainulindalion: [22:03] * BodyguardBarry gropes Nathi. <--- That's rather random.
[9:05] Eadwacer: Ainulindalion, not actually that random
[9:05] Ainulindalion: I suppose not, Ead.

Dear NationStates-
I want to make this clear: my nation will NOT engage in ground combat with homosexuals. There are several reasons for this, both more moral and ethical. It is proven that homosexuals do not follow the rules of combat and that they have a bad sense of military fashion. Therefore, I will not risk the dignity of my men on the battlefield. And enough of my people have AIDS anyway, so we don't need no homosexuals giving us even more health problems.

PRESIDENT
Jesus Domino

And the response:

Homophobia is gay.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/agent283.jpg
Agent 283
Head of Crimmond Intelligence
Master Interrogator

EDIT: Man! Everyone is putting my stuff up.... am I THAT funny?

you have your moments

by the way: :lol:

Gewher has just turned up a few particles of anti-matter in the gigantic particle accelerator at the center of the Phi space platform. We are marketing these particles, but you might want to know some things about them first.
•A tiny ammount of anti-mattter can power a city about the size of New York for one whole day.
•One gram of anti-matter , if it comes into contact with anything-including air- will blow up with a yeild of 20 kilotons (about the size of the bomb that was detonated over Hiroshima)
•Not cheap, not cheap at all
•We're selling these in grams, and no, we will not market the technology for the creation of these dangerous particles.
http://www.unmuseum.org/aatom.jpg
500,000,000,000 USD per gram
You will need to give me a reason why you are buying anti-matter, and I will check your background to make sure I'm not selling to the wrong person.

in a pro wrestling thread

We are entering Bob MacBeattacrapouttayeandeatyerorganz for Heavy Weight.

OOC:

He who controls the spatulas controls the pancakes which controls the loggers who control the trees which control the air.

Oh man! Baggera is going to control our air!

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happyhitler.gifHitler: My secret weapon is complete!

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happystalin.gifStalin: Uh-oh...

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happyhitler.gifHitler: BEHOLD!

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/vindian.gifhttp://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/vconst.gifhttp://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/vcop.gifhttp://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/vbiker.gifhttp://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/vcowboy.gifhttp://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/vsailor.gifVillage People: N-A-Z-I!!!!!

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happylenin.gifGod... save... us...

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happystalin.gifStalin: You ARE crazy!

http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/xerx/happyhitler.gifHitler: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You know you'd be a lot funnier if you posted in the RP thread...

...and yes I said funnier, damnit.

You know you'd be a lot funnier if you posted in the RP thread...

...and yes I said funnier, damnit.I assume you mean the epic one, but I can't. Not until the person I'm interacting with does. Besides, I've hit writers block at the moment. I need more caffine.

You know you'd be a lot funnier if you posted in the RP thread...

...and yes I said funnier, damnit.I assume you mean the epic one, but I can't. Not until the person I'm interacting with does. Besides, I've hit writers block at the moment. I need more caffine.

damn...

go make a new time line or something :roll:

*Breaks into song* It's just a..... bump to the left! So let's do the time warp again!

What was I on.....? :roll:

A scientist sat in a secret labratory miles below ground. In a contained enviroment he sent one million troops from a new nation to take on and conquer a computer-generated nation with a poulation of 1 billion, in another try, he n00ked them with 450723942938741 nookz.

"Interesting, Interesting..." He muttered to himself.

The results were always the same.

So he began to type up a thesis.

Evidence that godmodding causes forum crashes.

In a contained enviroment so as not to affect the NSverse, I have delibriatley godmodded to examine the results, it is always the same.

When godmodding, a vessel attempts to enter into the highly unstable matrix of the godmodding realm, where the laws of physics, common sense, grammar, spelling, and punctuation, cease to exist.

Though it is entirely possible to achieve this speed, since most nations leave there "Ignore Cannons" on automatic, the crossover automatically triggers a massive ignore, the sheer energy from the blasts causes an unstable reaction within the forum level.

It is my belief that when RPing that the attempt to cross these levels, creates a rift that prevents interaction between nations, IE forum crashes.

Signed,
Doctor Otto Octavious. See how dangerous n00bs are?!

* Esmerelda gets out puppets.
<Esmerelda> And now, I present a reenactment of Ainu's comments just now.
* Esmerelda holds out her left hand.
* TheKettle hops down the street nonchalantly.
<Esmerelda> Mr. Kettle was just happy as can be.
<Esmerelda> He loved taking a nice stroll in the park. It was ever so much fun!
* Esmerelda holds out her right hand.
* ThePot trots the other way.
<Esmerelda> Mr. Pot also loved going to the park.
* ThePot bumps into Mr. Kettle.
<ThePot> Well, I do say!
<TheKettle> Hello there, good sir!
<TheKettle> You're looking so very wonderful this evening. Is that a new...
<ThePot> You're black.
* ThePot strolls away.
* TheKettle sniffs. "Behind Blue Eyes" plays in the background.
<PeteTownshend> "No one knows what it's like to be a black pot..."
<PeteTownshend> "To be a black kettle..."
<PeteTownshend> "Behind blue eyes..."
<PeteTownshend> "No one knows what it's like to be spanking... and spacewanking... and send a bajillion troops..."
<PeteTownshend> "But my fleeeeeeeeeets they aren't as helpless as logistics deeeeeem them be..."
<PeteTownshend> "I can mooooooobilize my army..."
<PeteTownshend> "My love is numberwanking... don't you hate meeeeeeeeee?"
* PeteTownshend has quit IRC (Quit: I stopped singing.)
* TheKettle has quit IRC (Quit: I got called black... *sniff*)
* ThePot has quit IRC (Quit: I fuggin' hate that kettle...)
* Esmerelda chucks the puppets into the laundry.
* Esmerelda bows.

'No offense but I am ranked 9 and I am doing crap' - Pure Evil attacks the number-crunching for WC8 qualifying.

Hmmm, Melkor or Siri...

Ah the two extremes...
"One will shoot you and eat you...
The other will send you a bill for the bullet..."

Finally, a worthwhile contribution...

In the Crisis of the Emirates (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=85060) thread.

*Onboard the Trafalgar*
"Captain?"

Captain Petros, turned and saluted to the Admiral, only to have a telescope thrust into his hand.

"Tell me what you see on the Sevastopol."

The Captain put the telescope to his eye, scanning the nearby Battlecruiser, "On the mast." the Admiral prompted.

Petros drew the telescope up, "Ah, a flag Sir, or a series of them....they read...I believe, that the Sevastopol has found the lost city of Atlantis."

"Yes but what does this imply to you Captain?"

"That Captain Sellers has been eating those funny mushrooms again."

"Well...possibly." The Admiral conceded, "But more than that, it seems the Sevastopol is operating without a radio...let us hope that we can fix whatever is broken once we reach Al Anbar."

I AM GONNA RIP YOUR ASS OFF

Hello.

We look for things. Things that make us go. Do you have things? We want them. Our thing is broken. Can you fix it?

http://www.eskimo.com/~bpentium/pakleds/pakled07.jpg
Pakled Commander

Private comment to her son, Lord Maglor:

I remain mystified as to how those people ever achieved interstellar spaceflight.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/sirithil/sirithilnosfeanor.gifLady Sirithil nos Fëanor
Elentári of the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar
Chancellor of CENNA
"We have known freedom's price. We have shown freedom's power. We will see freedom's victory."
~US President George W. Bush
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com)
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"Fire the ignore cannon, Mr. Sulu!" - Someone, I forget who

"Yes, sir! Ignore cannons fired!" - Mr. Sulu

That's an ooooooooold one. I think it was Rep before he became a mod.

-Nikactually it was Automagfreek

And Mr. Sulu was an ooooooooooold puppet of mine.

Whoa, almost left out a damn good one from Marathon's deletion thread...

man, Marathon owned......a blow-up doll of Donald Rumsfeld, we know.

While onroute to LV-492 the LV Sun went Nova unexpectantly.



there where 200 freighters and starships carrying the race known as the Trasians, and over 199 ships where obliterated. the last 4 Vessals made a run for the YW-system where they landed on YW-12 and constructed a settlement, but there is not enough Trasians to ensure their survivial, the Trasians are beacomming a lost race.

OOC: I was wondering where that last sunkiller warhead went...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarium."

-Caesar, talking to his psychologist.

A telegram I recieved from "Yetis in the sun" after I mentioned how I think some skateboarders are illiterate:

skatboardin rulez

u suk

A telegram I recieved from "Yetis in the sun" after I mentioned how I think some skateboarders are illiterate:

skatboardin rulez

u suk

:lol: poor guy. :lol: 8)

On the 'Flicking through TV channels' thread:

BREAKING NEWS from the Skye News Network:

Kobe did it.

*click*

A scifi show comes on. "Captain... could you stop calling me Number One?" "Why is that?" "I overheard an ensign heading towards the bathroom say he was going to do a Riker."

*click*

"Hi! I'm Hans."

"I'm Franz."

(both)"And we're here to pump"*clap* "You up!"

*click*

Sean Connery: "I'll take take 'Trebeck Sucks' fo 3 billion, you damn Canadian."

Trebeck: "Why do you keep coming on this show?"

Connery: "Because I can't verbally abuse you on national TV any other way you little baby girl."

*click*

Vini vidi fugi.

Dang, I hope I said that right. Evil Latin Grammar.

From the thread "Let's all die"...

*smothers self in A1 steak sauce, goes into Oregon, and waits for the bears...*

And a few posts later...

*bears come*


AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaauuuuuuurrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!!



From the same thread

*strolls into the room wearing his best C-4 jacket and det-cord necktie*

Hi guys, did I miss anything?

you're not supposed to come back to the temple with that damn thing on. what happened at the dmv photo center. you were supposed to strike a blow at the heart of satan's empire.

<William|> Just because I am a conspiracy theorist doesn't mean I buy into everything.

<William|> Just because I am a conspiracy theorist doesn't mean I buy into everything.I agree with that statement though...

i heberby give $1.000,000,000,000,000, USD to the team thats losing cuz they suck and i feel bad for u guys u need to get a life these wars are dumb

oh god :roll:

ooc:- Yes you called Steel Butterfly? :P

:lol:

OOC:

M&M is Melkor and Menelmacar.

"Melkor and Menelmacar,
sitting in a tree,
K-I-S..."

*hides under a large rock.*

"Don't look at me like I'm food!"

Best friend from Nowheresville

Melkor
[OOC [for the love of god, OOC]: Come on, if I learned one thing from the Lord of the Rings movies it's this: Elvish chicks stay hot forever! woo hoo!]
(from the Melkor and Siri beach thread)

OOC: Well here is a question what region has the most players quotes on this thread? (FKC! FKC! Ra Ra FKC!)

[23:34] <Carlos> sorry ainu wether your people like it or not your country is at war with mine.
[23:34] <Carlos> Anything originating from it is a target.
...
[23:35] <Carlos> that includes refugee boats, passenger boats, airliners, parachutes and even little children with pacifiers in their mouths
...
[23:35] <Mallberta> the little children could be traps, after all.
[23:35] <Carlos> all have not voiced any dissent of your mercinary involvement
[23:35] <Carlos> and thus are seen to support the conflict
...
[23:35] <Carlos> and thus are supporting your war.
[23:36] <Scolopendra> The little children are probably ebola bombs.

dual post ... nm. *chuckles* place for one later.

Excerpt from the Axackal II Black Empress seeks royal consort thread:

Name: Davion Var'chak

Favorite Colors: Black and Blue(the colors that disobedient slaves seem to turn)

Interests: Shooting random underlings, riding a tank through downtown at rush hour, Russian ballet, writing, designing and crafting blades, being respected and loved by the populace, annexing nations that dare to defy him, sword training.

* Emily_Anderson shoves a walrus up Adejaani's ass.

o.O

I can strip you of your ozone. I can nuke you. I can sentence you to obital bombardment. I can fill you with Jello.

<Scolopendra> Everything is sex. All there is to it. I'd say this room is proof.

<FideloVillanova> Subtle is not telling your opponent before putting ortillery into his capital.

* SpeakerToAnimals avenges Kitty's death by chasing Sput with a fusion-powered plasma flamethrower


... Ah, the weirdness that occurs on IRC... :lol:

The entire "my steel penises will protect me thread"

Maybe not the most memorable of quotes, but IRC usually has at least something along the lines of this.

DNS is god, and thus shoots *random person, but in this case Revenia*

Revenia dodges

DNS shoots again, with a BFG

Revenia dodges

DNS drops an A-bomb on Revenia

Revenia dodges

DNS screws it, and goes back to shooting people in Call of Duty.

Small and Flacid. I had to include my little quote.

*backhands Joshua*
SON OF A BITCH!
*laughs*
-Rave Shentavo and Phalanix respectively

"Isn't Slag Max Barry?"
~Slag/unknown

"*Bip*"
~Underaloz


"I want a cookie"
~ Rave (Crimmond, that was me pestering Sigma ^_^)

Rave, you went "*bip*", don't you remember?

meep...he started it. :P lol...anyway... I don't have that many memorable quotes....

I like your use of bip better. :D You've got plenty of memorable quotes in the Shentavo Academy Movie thread, methinks. But, whatever. Lemme go find some o' my quotes, lol.

DNS-> brings back his diamond chair
DNS-> sits in it
Carlos> carbonates said diamond chair
DNS-> huh?
DNS-> it is carbon
DNS-> ya can't carbonate carbon
DNS-> still is siting in chair, confuzzeled
Carlos> sure you can
Carlos> it's nationstates
Carlos> reality need not apply
Carlos> carbonates the diamond chair
DNS-> 's carbon chair is carbonated
DNS-> 's chair gets larger
DNS-> 's chair becomes a throne
DNS-> 's chair spawns a crown, which falls on DNS's head
Carlos> carbonates the throne and pours it into a bottle and sells it for $5.95 at K-mart
DNS-> ...
DNS-> decarbonates the extra carbon, except for what is nessarasy for the thrown and crown
Carlos> you cant
Carlos> your carbonated
Carlos> stay in character
DNS-> it's nationstates, reality need not apply
Carlos> exactly now get back in the bottle carbonated DNS-
Seed> puts down 6 bucks.
Carlos> SOLD!
Carlos> gives Seed a bottle of carbonated DNS-
DNS-> decarbonates himself
DNS-> shoots seed, and carlos
Seed> chug's the bottle of carbonated DNS-
Seed> ahh
DNS-> blows up in seed's stomac
Seed> I was quicker!!
Carlos> he tastes fruity
Sensori> DNS starts blowing himself in Seed's stomach!1111
Carlos> starts plowing through himself
Rezo> dodges
Carlos> carbonates Copiosa_Scotia
Carlos> get in mah bottle!
Copiosa_Scotia> swears.
Sensori> carbonates Carlos and puts him in a bottle.
Copiosa_Scotia> attempts to wave and stuff.
Carlos> merrily swishes about
Copiosa_Scotia> swears again.
Sensori> stores the bottle in some obscure warehouse that's on some obscure desert.
Carlos> dont drink me!
Carlos> I'm cyanide!
Sensori> SHUT UP! STAY IN CHARACTER!
Carlos> NEVA!
Carlos> bottles about
Sensori> It's Carlos, in a freaking BOTTLE!
goobergunch> is very confused
Carlos> PH34R
Carlos> rolls about in his bottle
Rezo> OMG NOES! I SURRENDER! *ph34rs Carlos bottle*
Seed> starts to hackey sack
Carlos> plays the hokey pokey song
Carlos> yay red hot man love :D

er...what was that discussion about again?

<---- was on IRC when that occured and couldn't figure out WTF that was about

This has been an OOC post.

<Gehenna> We have comfy racks...um...rooms.
* BodyguardBarry leans his head on Gehenna's rack.
<BodyguardBarry> ...I mean room.