NationStates Jolt Archive

Heh....I love that flash animation.....

Such monumental stupidity should be enshrined in history for all time, so that generations of the far future can look upon it and shrink back in horror.

<Francos_France> the only national leader to use preemptive striking before Dubya was Hitler. the only person before Hitler was Charlemagne.

I'm not even going to touch it. But someone has an awful narrow definition of 'pre-emptive strike'.

Such monumental stupidity should be enshrined in history for all time, so that generations of the far future can look upon it and shrink back in horror.



I'm not even going to touch it. But someone has an awful narrow definition of 'pre-emptive strike'.

Narc. You got around to Bushbashing after I went to bed. Wake me up next time please ;)

RAWR! I'm a gigantic, huge nation that owns THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!But I can't actually access any of that power, so I'm just another schmuck.

Abatoir making fun of Unified Sith and his OMFG Ub3r War Machine!!1!!@

IRC madness, this time in #sport, and a warning to all:

TYPOS ARE FUNNY!


*Starblaydia make snot never to p**s off a Krytenian EVER
<Starblaydia> *note
<Krytenia> lmao@snot
<Krytenia> now that's a typo and a half
<Starblaydia> freudian slip :P
<Krytenia> Base, this is Tango One. Bogey at ten o'clock. Over.

Scolo shares from his vast store of knowledge:
<Scolopendra> Note to self: Ducks live on the moon.

Again, are we really surprised by this one?
<Treznor> Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

Your mods at work:
* Melkor slaps Petoht_Al-Rayn with a chainmail glove ."I demand satisfaction!"
* Petoht_Al-Rayn hands Melkor a Playboy, "Have fun."
<Scolopendra> Just don't satisfy yourself in public is all we ask.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> That's what #nationstates_general is for.

* Scolopendra hands Melk a fur suit. "If you're going to #ns_g, this may be useful."
<Melkor> no, I've already got a radiation suit, goalie pads and hip waders
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> "Melkor, LandHawk. LandHawk, Melkor."
<Melkor> and my baseball bat with the railroad spike in it

Not from Nationstates, but it sounds like it could have been:
* R-Typed is now known as FINLAND
<FINLAND> RARRR * FINLAND INVADES AMERICA WITH TRANSFORMING CARS.

More modly antics:
<Myrth> FUUUUUURRRRRRYYYYYYY!
<Firefury> MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRTH!
* Sirocco looks wildy around the channel for the furry
<Sirocco> WHERE?!
<Sirocco> O_O
* Firefury points accusingly at Myrth in a fur suit
<Myrth> This isn't a fursuit, dammit!
<Myrth> I'm just naturally hairy
<Sirocco> There's nothing natural about your hair.

* Sirocco thinks Myrth looks like a giant sentient tumbleweed

* Sirocco HAS A PLAN!
<Firefury> Does it involve flamethrowers?
* Sirocco sticks a spit in Myrth and gives Fury the thumbs up
<Sirocco> Oh! Even better!
* Myrth sighs, zips up flame-retardant suit
* Sirocco skewers Myrth with his flamethrower
* Sirocco gives Fury the thumbs up
* Firefury loads Myrth onto a linear catapault and flings him into a pool of molten metal

Remember kids, this is one of your Game Mods!
<Melkor> I wish I could GM real life though. that would just be ridiculous
<Melkor> I'd SO kick the United States out of the UN
<Melkor> because we are definately multi-ing
<Firefury> For what? UN multies or stupid proposals? =p
<Melkor> hell, both
<Melkor> then i'd GORT Australia and take the land
<Melkor> actually
<Melkor> fuck it, I'll go for the gold. I'll GORT Asia.

Amy_Silver: Oh dear, yet another variable in the quantifying of the fuckton
Imnsvale: Metric or avoirdupois fuckton?
Imnsvale: Short or long fuckton? :P
Petoht_Al-Rayn: All-night fuckton?
Treznor: Bigger. NATHI fuckton.
Imnsvale: 24 hour fuckton?
Petoht_Al-Rayn: Til-you-pass-out fuckton
Imnsvale: Fucton till you drop?
Petoht_Al-Rayn: The Kids Are Away Fuckton
Imnsvale: By yourself fuckton?
Petoht_Al-Rayn: That's less fun.
Amy_Silver: The Parents Are Out Of Town Fuckton?
Petoht_Al-Rayn: I Finally Got My Own Pad Fuckton
Imnsvale: Ribbed fuckton?
Petoht_Al-Rayn: Did You Remember Your Pill? Fuckton.
Oz: Til-The-Chaffage-Makes-It-Fall-Off Fuckton
Oz: Kama Sutra Fuckton?
Petoht_Al-Rayn: Tantric Fuckton
Imnsvale: The Joy of Fuckton?
Oz: Are You Being Fucktoned?
Petoht_Al-Rayn: hee... The Tao of Fuckton
Oz: Zen and the Art of Fuckton Maintenance?
Petoht_Al-Rayn: Chicken Fuckton For The Soul
Petoht_Al-Rayn: Or, Fuckton Soup if you prefer.
Oz: I ALWAYS prefer Fuckton Soup.
Petoht_Al-Rayn: So you sleep in the wet spot?
Oz: No, I get her wet in the sleep spot.
Oz: *ahem*
Petoht_Al-Rayn: o.O
* Oz straightens his tie.
* Treznor applauds.
* Oz bows.
Treznor: It helps.
Oz: It better. That's the last great comeback I'll ever be able to make in my life.
Oz: It's all downhill from here.

Hee, from II:

I'm amazed people still try to RP with Sephrioth. It must be like trying to sing a duet with a lawnmower.

And from IRC:

<Sirithil> Sysk is asking me for help. :/
* Emily_Anderson hands Siri a polaroid of Benedict Micheal Sukothai with 'Don't believe his lies. He is the one. Kill him.' written on the back.
<Emily_Anderson> 'Sirithil, I know you're an evil sapphist heathen who uses unGodly magic and the Bible states that humans are greater than all other creatures so really I shouldn't even be talking to you, but if you help me I'll have our schoolchildren pray that you and the rest of your mongrel species get a really *nice* part of hell to burn in.'

More mod madness from IRC!

<Salusa> thanks
<Salusa> don't touch it
* Sirocco nods
<Salusa> How about now?
<Sirocco> Perfect. :)
<Mei_Ikari> Is there something going on between you two we should know about.
<Mei_Ikari> ?

:( :( :(

You guys are making me sad.....I miss Kits, I miss Marathon, I miss my first oppressed nation, Makind United. Oh MU, why did I ever let you go? OH Kitsy, I pine for j0000!

And of course I miss Magic China, Perrier, and all the other old school idiots. :D

Remember WMNK? Them was the days...

Just some humble contributions;

1)OH, REALLY?
:x :x :x

I'd be more than happy to demonstrate to you just how much power GDODAD has, any time, any place, pal.
Now go crawl back into your hole before you get hit with a pointy stick

....I am Natalya's fuming pride....

..........cause I came across it the other day, and made myself laugh, which is kind of cool.

2)Hello, my friends!

I am pleased to announce that the Democratic States of GDODAD is now opening its borders to the international world and spreading our message of peace, love, and understanding to all peoples!

Here in GDODAD--an acronym my father created that means Good Deeds Open Doors to All Democracies--we believe in the shared happiness and joy of all people. We believe that there are few problems that can't be solved with a big bowl of ice cream, a few verses of "Kum Bye Ya," and by golly-gee, just a little sharing and a great big hug! Are these things too much to ask for on the international scene?

So join hands with me, my friends and neighbors. Together, we can make this world a wonderful, joyous place again!

http://www.pbs.org/parents/images/tvprograms/info-rogers.gif
President Fred Rogers
All-Around Nicest Guy in the Democratic States of GDODAD

..........cause that made me laugh, really hard.

3)We are annoyed, though I am, admittedly, quite amused also. This is obviously a prank.
We could destroy it with the press of a button, but what would be the point? To prove a point? There's no point...

:D

<Oz> What I'm saying is that I've played before with people who do nothing with a character but give it omgkewlpowrz.
*Mei_Ikari MAGICS! Oz.
* Oz POLYMORPHS!
* Oz is now known as duck
<duck> quack.
<Obsidian> :O
<Obsidian> Quack quack?
<duck> quack.
* NWLiang FRIES! duck
<Obsidian> Quackquackity quack quackers?
* duck is now known as fried_duck
<fried_duck> sizzle
<Obsidian> :O
* Obsidian eats fried_duck.
* fried_duck is now known as digested_duck
<digested_duck> fart
* Obsidian poops out digested_duck.
* digested_duck is now known as Oz
* Oz EMERGES!
<Obsidian> Ow.

I'm laughing my ass off right now...

fresh from the NATO board


Automagfreek-Charlton Heston stole my socks
Celack-*stupid drivel*
Hamptonshire-[Jerry Seinfeld Mode]
What's the deal with White Blood Cells? Why do they attack bacteria? Did the bacteria do something bad to them when they were growing up?
I just don't get it.
[/Jerry Seinfeld Mode]
Automagfreek-Breath mints make lovely pets.
Hamptonshire-Pets make lovely breath mints.
Automagfreek-Touche.
Hamptonshire-Cliché

Vilita's crappy connection caused some fun in #sport, he kpet on pinging out and re-joining:
(talking about the time a website needs to load in 14.4kB/s)
<@commerceheights> oh, right, <16s :P
-!- Vilita has joined #sport
<@commerceheights> Anyway, it's not like it could be smaller ;)
* Vilita asks CH to stop talking about personal things

<@Rejistania> and since 1 USD is 1100 lil'kansu'ny it might be possible without imploding your economy (even more)
< Krytenia> 1100? Do you accept cash?
<@Rejistania> of course
* Krytenia reverses the 18-wheeler full of cash into IRC
<@Rejistania> caution that it doesn't crash on the channel limits
* Krytenia reverses VERY CAREFULLY......what was that crunching noise?
-!- Vilita has quit [Ping timeout]
<@Rejistania> You killed Vilita

* Rejistania holds a crucifix in Eauz's direction "vanish satan!!!"
04:15 -!- Vilita has quit [Ping timeout]

[11:15] <Ren|Zvarinograd> Speaking of German, LONG LIVE THE LUFTWAFFEL!@
[11:15] <Tsaraine> indeed!
[11:15] <Alysa_Anderson> Luft Waffle?
[11:15] <Tsaraine> luftwaffel, Alysa. From Polymer City Chronicles, a webcomic.
[11:15] <Tsaraine> 'Tis a flying remote-controlled waffle.
[11:16] * Rezo contemplates having Lunar Rheinlands space for use that name. Luft waffel.
[11:16] * Alysa_Anderson imagines Luft syrup, too.
[11:16] <Rezo> Luft Napalm.
[11:17] * The_Rep_of_Komokom now has craving for hot waffle and vanila ice cream, since no waffles available, hopes you all burn tonight.
[11:17] * Alysa_Anderson has no waffles either.
[11:19] * Emily_Anderson deploys the Luftwaffle's nemesis, the deadly KriegsMacaroon.
[11:20] * Ren|Zvarinograd counters! with Pea-Day.
[11:20] <Rezo> deadly?
[11:20] <Rezo> Macaroon == italian...
[11:20] * The_Rep_of_Komokom deployes mugs of hot chocolate in a maginot line style defence.
[11:20] * Tsaraine runs from mug to mug draining them of hot chocolate.
[11:20] * Rezo watches the Macaroons beaten to death by Fish'n'ships...
[11:21] * The_Rep_of_Komokom foils them with multiple marshmellow bombardments.
[11:21] <Tsaraine> do they have OMG froth?
[11:21] * The_Rep_of_Komokom nods.
[11:21] * Tsaraine intercepts the marshmellows with his mouth.
[11:21] <Ren|Zvarinograd> Foodfight, in the entirely different sense of the word.
[11:22] <Ren|Zvarinograd> Tsaraine's going to get fat if this continues..
[11:22] <Emily_Anderson> Hell, you try turning 'Kriegsmarine' into a food and we'll see how well you do.
[11:23] <Tsaraine> Ren: Highly unlikely, I have teh OMG SUPERCHARGED metabolism. I burn fat almost faster than I eat it ... if I didn't eat lots of junk food, I might actually get thinner.
[11:26] * The_Rep_of_Komokom steals Tsars metabolism ...
[11:27] <Tsaraine> Komokom: Oh no you don't. If I didn't have my metabolism, I'd have to eat salad to stay thin.
[11:31] * The_Rep_of_Komokom does steal the sacred metabolism, and does leave a metric ton of salad in its plac.
[11:31] * Tsaraine points his IRC Remote at Komokom and presses "emergency eviscerate".
[11:32] * Tsaraine takes his metabolism from the steaming, splattered remains of Komokom. No stealing, biatch.
[11:34] <Ren|Zvarinograd> Naw, shoulda taken it while he was still digesting that metric ton of salad.
[11:34] <Tsaraine> huh? salad is easy to digest. Lettuce is mostly cellulose, so it goes straight through.
[11:34] * The_Rep_of_Komokom splattered, steams.
[11:35] <Ren|Zvarinograd> Yeah, but a metric ton?
[11:35] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> Fine then , I should have done it when your on the bog dumping out the lettuce.
[11:35] <Tsaraine> Seriously, if the human race had derived value from eating leaves we'd still have useful appendices.
[11:36] * The_Rep_of_Komokom turns to his Appendix.
[11:36] <Tsaraine> Since the appendix is what breaks down cellulose.
[11:37] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> When Appendices Attack !
[11:38] <Rezo> Tonight, at eleven!
[11:38] <Rezo> DON'T MISS IT!
[11:38] * The_Rep_of_Komokom contemplates watching Godzilla fighting a 50 ft Appendices swarm.
[11:38] * Rezo ponders appendix hentai.
[11:39] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> ...
[11:39] <Kestrel_Amea> o.O
[11:39] * The_Rep_of_Komokom * blinks *
[11:39] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> Well, it is probbly all wet and squishy already ...
[11:39] <Emily_Anderson> 'Oh sempai, such a sexy appendix?'
[11:40] <Tsaraine> Rezo: the problem with this is that the appendix is on the inside of the body, and is meant to stay there.
[11:41] <Rezo> well, yes.
[11:41] <Rezo> But imagine the romances between the appendix and the liver, while all the other organs mock the appendix for being so useless...
[11:41] <Rezo> like romeo and juliet.
[11:41] * Rezo sheds a tear.
[11:42] <Tsaraine> Rezo: Uh, that isn't exactly what Romeo and Juliet is about. A romance between the left lung and the lower intestine, now, opposing the respiratory/circulatory system and the digestive system...
[11:42] <Tsaraine> Holy shit this is getting surreal.
[11:43] <Tsaraine> "Two bodily systems, both alike in vitalness..." Shit, "vitalness" isn't a word. What the hell do you call it?
[11:45] <Tsaraine> Hrrm. The brain can be the Duke of Verona.
[11:47] <Tsaraine> I think we'd need to make the Montagues the digestive system, it has more seperate organs and there are more Montague characters than Capulets. I think. 'Twas a while since last I read the Bard's famed tale...

Here's an oldie but goodie:
It was a busy day in the Angstian embassy. Mollari was busy preparing, or rather, organising, talks with Mirbach, after Clark had quite literally kicked his ass, when he heard of the Syskeyian... statement.

Of course, he was fairly... confused, to say the least. "World War II? Holocaust? Nazis I know, but a nation called 'Germany'? Whats that?"

Neither his aides nor the history books could tell him more... Finally, he found out that the Syskeyians gain their historical knowledge from a strange, yet fairly popular nation simulation game on the net, called The Real World

Of course, for his NationStates politics, said game was utterly, completely irrelevant, but he presumed that the Syskeyians really, really liked that game...

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

Amazingly enough, I agree with EU-topia.
A sign of the apocalypse has been fufilled.

http://merit.jink.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=4718&st=52

then later, on IRC....

[16:43:37] <EU-topia> You can have fun away from the computer?
[16:43:40] <NationStates> Sigh, I'm just so apathetic that it's not funny.
[16:43:43] <Goobergunch> meh, I would have e-mailed you if the nation had been active....
[16:43:48] * Goobergunch concurs with EU-topia.
[16:44:01] <NationStates> I mean with the invaders.
[16:44:14] <Goobergunch> meh, they're gone now[
[16:44:19] <EU-topia> it seems we just never stop agreeing these days
[16:44:24] <NationStates> Oh.
[16:44:27] <Goobergunch> hehe

[17:11:17] <Unfree_People> soooooooooooooooo hot here
[17:11:38] <Unfree_People> woah, where are you agreeing with EU?
[17:11:49] <Goobergunch> http://merit.jink.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=4718&st=52
[17:12:13] <Unfree_People> you should think about getting yourself checked
[17:12:52] <Goobergunch> heh
---off-topicness snipped---
[17:14:11] <EU-topia> Hey, people are always agreeing with me......or else
[17:14:18] <Unfree_People> I disagree
[17:14:38] * CrystalBot has joined #nationstates_politics
[17:14:39] * Unfree_People sets mode: +v CrystalBot
[17:14:54] <EU-topia> Why I oughtta...I oughtta...hmm, I oughtta get some power here and them let you feel my wrath
[17:15:06] * EU-topia was kicked by Unfree_People (good luck with that)

"Where did that shot come from, I knew it came from the direction of Jensin's barrel"
-Mjr. Smarth

"I got asked out today"
"Really, what did you say?"
"I dunno I was already outside so I said, 'uh maybe later'"
-Tom and Jim

* Mephet`ran|Ctan ponders an orc philosopher character, just to be annoying.
<Yamatto> have him being a peacenik defector from Melk
<Yamatto> and/or gay
<Yamatto> ah the possibilities inherent in stereotyping.
* Mephet`ran|Ctan notes that with the general appearance of Orc women, they're probably all gay.
<Treznor> I think someone should join Arda with the intention of seducing Melkor.
<Yamatto> but he's impotent
<Treznor> He's far more RAWR than his Maia, and one of THEM got a woman pregnant.
<Treznor> I have a hard time believing Melkor is impotent.
<Emily_Anderson> RAWR != Potent
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> Yeah, but he burns on contact.
<Ren|Zvarinograd> Melkor is impotent?
• Yamatto notes anyone with a military that big and weapons that phallic is bound to be compensating for something.
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> That and the fact that if properly scaled, his penis would be the size of an outstretched arm with fist clenched.
<Yamatto> thanks for that image C'tan.
<Yamatto> s'probably scaly too.
<Treznor> I don't don't buy it. He wanks too much for me to believe he's impotent.
<Emily_Anderson> 11ft DOOMCOCK!
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> More likely metallic and pointy Yam.
<Yamatto> with flanges
<Emily_Anderson> And SPIKES for added DEATH POWER so he can beat his enemies to death with it.
<Treznor> "Oh yeah, baby. Take that hot plasma vent! Ooh, yeah!"
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> It probably ejaculates some boiling liquid.
<Emily_Anderson> Molten steel would suit Melkor's idiom.
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> All in all... bad image.
<Yamatto> truly.
<Yamatto> quote thread time.

And then it continued with :

<Treznor> Yeah. I still think someone should join Arda to seduce him. Make it a male character, too, just to torque him.
<Ren|Zvarinograd> Eh. Seducing the tin can?
* Mephet`ran|Ctan contemplates scouring HoME for references to hot Morgoth love.
<Ren|Zvarinograd> Oh, there are definately a lot of fetishes out there. You're bound to find hot Morgoth love.
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> Nah. Though of course, Morgoth invents evil mostly because, unlike all the other Valar, he can't get laid :P

Well, these are all funny.

Unfortunately, I don't have mIRC, but there's still a lot of gems from the boards.

From the archived "SATO humor" thread...

LAVENRUNZIAN CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY

You have no cows. You have people to do that sort of thing for you. While technically you do own two cows, and, yes, in fact you are accounted a skilled breeder by some, that's really a matter of tradition, and hardly worth mentioning. Want some milk? There's plenty.

Love it. Dead-on, on-spot parody of Lavenrunz.

And from the old Syskeyia-Reich embassy trials:
[b]THE TRUTH WILL SUCCUMB![/b
The Iesus judge called for silence and a hush covered the court as the lead Prosecutor Ethan Luther stood up and began to address the court
"Friends, Christians, honoured Judges...the case before us is long but not so complicated..in fact it is painfully simple...these syskeyians are murderers! Devil inspired murderers who seek to destroy the Reich!
Let us go over some of the crimes they have committed for their master SATAN....
They incited a riot via their WITCHERY and Then opened fire on UNARMED Christians!
They lured men to the embassy and forced them into ritual satanic sodomy acts!
*gasps of horror from the crowd*
They defiled images of the virgin Mary! They scorned her blessed name!
They in their wickedness sought to undermine Christmas by poisoning lollies and sweeties, and then handing them out to Orphanages!
*screams of hate from men in the crowd*
They bewitched the Nuns of St Marys abbey and forced them to have carnal affairs of the flesh!
*a woman in the crowd screams and faints*
They have killed hundreds, not only during the brave peaceful protestors but hundreds of others in orgies of blood and murder for their master SATAN! *more screams and shocked cries from the crowd*
They stole Children and kittens for vile SATANIC Rituals in their embassy *Gasps from the crowd*
Yes...even Kittens were not safe from the reign of satanic terror inflicted by the Syskeyian Embassy staff!
*the crowds hisses and screams demanding death for the Syskeyians*
Hush Hush fellow Christians! I know....Their crimes are terrible! And rightly so we should now just take them from this place and sent them straight to hell!
But no...citizens...judges..
We are a fair people and Christ demands even these wretches have a trial before we burn their bodies and send them back to their master SATAN!

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

More from the depths of IRC!

* Myrth fires a nuclear enema at Salusa
* SalusaSecondus shits himself

Scolo dispenses words of wisdom:
<Scolopendra> Assuming makes an ass out of you and me. You for doing it, and me for pointing it out in as obnoxious a manner as I can manage.

Slag on dating:
<Oz> The chick he's going to marry is someone he's going to stumble upon in a field of flowers, glowing sunlight blonde and singing with bluebirds and shooting rainbows out of her tits.

Beware the mod armed with the blowtorch:
<Sunset> Anyone expecting any posts from me?
<Treznor> You were going to post your voluntary annexation as part of my Empire.
<Sunset> Not that tired.
* Firefury randomly ignites Sunset with an oxyacetylene blowtorch
<Sunset> Ah! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

The mandatory pervy Treznor quote:
* Firefury chases Myrth with the aforementioned blowtorch
* Treznor blinks.
<Treznor> At first, I thought I read that you were chasing Myrth with blowjobs.

More of the same:
<Treznor> My pants are down.
<Firefury> Coming from you, that's not surprising.

And more...
* Treznor snuggles Scolopendra.

A homosexual quote that DOESN'T involve Treznor!
<CetaFood> wouldn't Scolo know?
<CetaFood> after all, they do live together.
<CetaFood> i think the rotting corpse smell would be rather hard to miss.
<Mei_Ikari> Oh yes, Scolo is Karma's wife, isn't he?

Uh.....
<Oz> YOU CAN SEE ME!?
<Oz> OH FUCK HIDDEN CAMERAS.
* Oz fucks hidden cameras.
* Eadwacer really didn't need to see that

On solving the world's problems....
<Oz> Okay, Chaniott and I just had a long and exhaustive talk about our problems with the school.
<Oz> We've determined that the only possible way to solve our problems is to blow up the earth.
<Oz> So if you guys want to go ahead and help us out by blowing up part of the earth, that'd be great.

Um... right.
<Sunset> I'm a medium chunky, hot salsa kinda guy. The wife is a watery salsa, only dip the edges kinda girl.

Modly antics!
<Siroc> It was going on about penis enlargements too though. Best left deleted. O_o
<Myrth> LOYAL TO MOTHER RUSSIA
<Siroc> Myrth, you don't need a penis enlargement to be loyal to Mother Russia.

In reference to the above...
<Alysa_Anderson> In Soviet Russia, penis enlarges YOU!

Vilita's crappy connection caused some fun in #sport, he kpet on pinging out and re-joining:
(talking about the time a website needs to load in 14.4kB/s)
<@commerceheights> oh, right, <16s :P
-!- Vilita has joined #sport
<@commerceheights> Anyway, it's not like it could be smaller ;)
* Vilita asks CH to stop talking about personal things

<@Rejistania> and since 1 USD is 1100 lil'kansu'ny it might be possible without imploding your economy (even more)
< Krytenia> 1100? Do you accept cash?
<@Rejistania> of course
* Krytenia reverses the 18-wheeler full of cash into IRC
<@Rejistania> caution that it doesn't crash on the channel limits
* Krytenia reverses VERY CAREFULLY......what was that crunching noise?
-!- Vilita has quit [Ping timeout]
<@Rejistania> You killed Vilita

* Rejistania holds a crucifix in Eauz's direction "vanish satan!!!"
04:15 -!- Vilita has quit [Ping timeout]

I'm still scraping him off my tyres you know.

I'm not into swearing, but this from IRC had to be quoted:

<Amadeus_Shelford> aelosians : cool elves who don't support world assholedom

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

Another IRC oddity.

<Lerathen> My economy is all consuming. Therefore I produce all-consuming stuff. Having stuff that consumes-all causes some problems.

More crazy chatter from the mod channel... <_<

* Sirocco beats Myrth with a protractor.
* Myrth beats Sirocco with a tractor
* Sirocco beats Myrth with a tor.
* Myrth runs over Sirocco with a combine harvester
* Sirocco pings Myrth's ear with an elastic band.
* Myrth pings Sirocco's face with his fist
* Sirocco pings Myrth's arse with an atomic bomb.
* Myrth explodes Sirocco
* Sirocco implodes Myrth
* Myrth forms a quantum singularity and sucks in Sirocco's remains
* Sirocco sends a letter to Myrth's parents.
* Myrth sends his parents to Sirocco
* Sirocco sends Myrth to a gay bar.
* Myrth bumps into Sirocco
<Myrth> Fancy meeting you here
<Sirocco> God dammit.

lol sirocco
random seph qoute
live by the light saber die by it

More crazy chatter from the mod channel... <_<
That is funny!

From the Ottoman Khaif marriage thread.

"Well well well," snickered Anton Schützer as he read the message. "Wanting a husband. Whatever next." He read down the profile, sipped on the glass of red wine next to him, and stared at the monitor. Ach, why not? He began to type up a profile.

Name: A. Schützer
Age: 34
Sex: Male (as if I'd be applying if I weren't!)
Eyes: Annoying brown that seems to change to grey for reasons best known to itself
Hair: All in place, seems to be black
Height: 6'1"
Weight (Kg): 67.7
IQ: Varies with time of day - and quantity of alcohol...
Education: Primary, Secondary, University, Honours Degree in something totally unimportant
Speaks: Only when relevant
D.O.B.: 15/6/1970
Place of birth: How should I know? After all, my mother didn't...

He clicked "Submit" and ambled off to browse another page.

More IRC craziness!
[07/09/04 - 12:07:23] * ObsidianNoOni is now known as ObsIsAGiantFugginTeddyBear
[07/09/04 - 12:07:50] <LE> ... should that be read as a giant teddy bear, or a giant fuggin a teddy bear, Obs? :P

[07/09/04 - 12:18:43] <LE> Odds on what LE will cough up next
[07/09/04 - 12:19:06] <LE> Meat 6-1
[07/09/04 - 12:19:21] <LE> Sausage (not considered to be the other meat) 7-2
[07/09/04 - 12:19:27] <LE|2ndHelping|Lunch> place your bets now!
[07/09/04 - 12:20:04] * Etaros goes Puritan, condemns LE to hell for encouraging gambling.
[07/09/04 - 12:20:15] <ObsIsAGiantFugginTeddyBear> Eww
[07/09/04 - 12:20:18] * Etaros goes back to normal. "Indeed it does."
[07/09/04 - 12:20:19] <ObsIsAGiantFugginTeddyBear> LE has meat in his mouth?
[07/09/04 - 12:20:26] <Andvari> ...
[07/09/04 - 12:20:30] <@Nathicana> LE .... ?
[07/09/04 - 12:20:31] <Kestrel_Amea> BETTING ENDS!!
[07/09/04 - 12:20:34] <ObsIsAGiantFugginTeddyBear> Meat AND sausage?!

(All this after talk of innuendo)
(And raw fish.)

And now for the innuendo LE wouldn't share!

It all started off innocently enough...

* Kestrel_Amea throws a fish at Nathi. :P
<Kestrel_Amea> There, enjoy!
<Nathicana> Your loss. *grabs fish, tosses it on the grill, seasons it a bit, and eats*

But then... it got out of hand.

* Andvari stares at Nathi hatefully. She ruinsss it, preciousss, ruins perfectly good fishsesss...
* Andvari starts singing grotesque song while swimming in a lake
* Etaros notes he "ruined" perfectly good fishessss too
* Kestrel_Amea crams a raw Spring salmon into Andvari's mouth. :P
<Nathicana> I've never had much in the way of sushi yet.
* Andvari eats with disgusting manners.
<Andvari> Yesss, precious, give it to usss....RAW.....
<Etaros> If I were a pervert, I would declare that statement as perverted. :p
<LE|Lunch|Spaghetti> lol
* Andvari had saw possible innuendo there right after he said it. >.<
* Etaros giggles
* Etaros gives it to Andvari raw. Unveils "it" to be a fish.
<Andvari> O.o
<Etaros> That sounds even worse...
<Kestrel_Amea> Please don't say you want it wriggling... please. :p

And so, we get this from Mr. England here.

* LE|Lunch|Spaghetti spits out meal


And the rest, as they say, is history. :p

Much more craziness: (Forgive timestamps)

[07/09/04 - 17:47:51] * Rezo thill thinks you ought to delete the nations holding this region for @@random reason@@
[07/09/04 - 17:48:05] <Iuthia|Postinating> Shame he left just then, I was about to say that his post suggests he's flip flopping on the whole issue.
[07/09/04 - 17:48:12] * Alysa_Anderson will do that on $Date
[07/09/04 - 17:50:18] * Kestrel_Amea does Alysa in $Date. Ha. :P
[07/09/04 - 17:50:35] <Alysa_Anderson> Ooo
[07/09/04 - 17:50:51] * Alysa_Anderson $Actions Kestrel_Amea for $Time.
[07/09/04 - 17:51:41] * Tsaraine gets in on the $Action.
[07/09/04 - 17:51:44] * Kestrel_Amea looks suprised. 'Oh my... That can't work, can it?'
[07/09/04 - 17:51:47] * Emily_Anderson $Actions Alysa_Anderson.
[07/09/04 - 17:51:54] <LE> incest!
[07/09/04 - 17:51:55] * Alysa_Anderson grins.
[07/09/04 - 17:52:02] * Emily_Anderson kicks out Tsar.
[07/09/04 - 17:52:05] <Alysa_Anderson> Um... no.
[07/09/04 - 17:52:06] * Kestrel_Amea declares an $Action!
[07/09/04 - 17:52:09] <Emily_Anderson> 'You too male.'
[07/09/04 - 17:52:12] <Tsaraine> LE: No, actually. They're married. Where have you been?
[07/09/04 - 17:52:17] <Tsaraine> Bah, humbug.
[07/09/04 - 17:52:21] <LE> oh. okay. that's different :P
[07/09/04 - 17:52:22] * Tsaraine is now known as Tsarainette
[07/09/04 - 17:52:25] <LE> lol
[07/09/04 - 17:52:27] <Tsarainette> is this better? :)
[07/09/04 - 17:52:32] * Emily_Anderson $Actions Tsar.
[07/09/04 - 17:52:33] <Kestrel_Amea> Mucly. :D
[07/09/04 - 17:52:34] * Alysa_Anderson $Actions Tsarainette AND Emily_Anderson
[07/09/04 - 17:52:43] * Tsarainette is $Actioned.
[07/09/04 - 17:52:46] * Emily_Anderson $cheers.
[07/09/04 - 17:52:52] * Kestrel_Amea $Actions Alysa_Anderson, Emily_Anderson, AND! Tsarainette. At once. :P
[07/09/04 - 17:52:58] * Rezo is now known as Asam-chan
[07/09/04 - 17:53:03] * Asam-chan is now known as Asaim-chan
[07/09/04 - 17:53:06] <Asaim-chan> ...
[07/09/04 - 17:53:10] * Mephet`ran|Ctan giggles.
[07/09/04 - 17:53:11] * Asaim-chan is now known as Asami-chan
[07/09/04 - 17:53:16] * Alysa_Anderson $Noises loudly.
[07/09/04 - 17:53:17] * Tsarainette giggles. You're not having much luck today...
[07/09/04 - 17:53:20] * Mephet`ran|Ctan hugs Asami, "Hello dear."
[07/09/04 - 17:53:29] * Asami-chan jumps in on $action
[07/09/04 - 17:53:32] * The_Rep_of_Komokom comes back, reads ... and just gives up trying to comprehend, o_O
[07/09/04 - 17:53:39] <Kestrel_Amea> teehee
[07/09/04 - 17:53:55] <Tsarainette> If you can't comprehend our innuendo, you're too innocent.
[07/09/04 - 17:54:13] * LE ......... just watches
[07/09/04 - 17:54:20] * Alysa_Anderson drags Crazy_Girl into the $Event.
[07/09/04 - 17:54:21] <Kestrel_Amea> which is good. We'd hate to corrupt your innocent mind. :P
[07/09/04 - 17:54:24] <Tsarainette> pervert!
[07/09/04 - 17:54:25] * Asami-chan BLINDFOLDS! LE.
[07/09/04 - 17:55:02] * LE is BLINFOLD!ed?
[07/09/04 - 17:55:10] * The_Rep_of_Komokom looks innocent, are you talking about (whisper : ) $ ... ci-fi ?
[07/09/04 - 17:55:28] * Kestrel_Amea $Actions Alysa_Anderson until she $Noises.
[07/09/04 - 17:55:50] * Alysa_Anderson $Other_actions numerous times.
[07/09/04 - 17:56:03] * Tsarainette $Punishes LE for watching.
[07/09/04 - 17:56:30] * Asami-chan $saves. Hooray for digicams.
[07/09/04 - 17:56:35] <LE> lol
[07/09/04 - 17:57:25] * Alysa_Anderson threatens LE with $Weapon if he goes to the Quote thread.
[07/09/04 - 17:57:40] * Mephet`ran|Ctan $actions Alysa, Asami, Kes, Tsarinette, and others.
[07/09/04 - 17:57:44] * LE understands. Will keep quiet.
[07/09/04 - 17:57:53] * Rejistania .go(quotethread)
[07/09/04 - 17:57:54] <Mephet`ran|Ctan> Esp LE.
[07/09/04 - 17:58:04] * Tsarainette $Noises.
[07/09/04 - 17:58:18] * Alysa_Anderson has had a bit too much $Action. Is tired.
[07/09/04 - 17:58:18] * Asami-chan ponders $toy
[07/09/04 - 17:58:18] * Kestrel_Amea $Actions Asami-chan with $Item until the Camera is surrendered. :P

More mIRC fun:

<Emily_Anderson> Yes, Belem with his suitcase everything.
<Emily_Anderson> 'What's firing at us?' 'Some terrorist just opened up a suitcase-battleship in the square!' 'NOES!'

I got a big laugh just imagining a suitcase-battleship. :)

You may or may not know, but we take a rather unconventional approach to space travel.
We use ships. As in wooden ones.

What the friggin... Ah, now it works. Strange, though.

<+Wytukaze> which is just as well, what with the whole "sexual deviant" thing you've got going on
<+LandHawk> Heh.
<+LandHawk> Want to dress up like a chicken and do me?
<+LandHawk> There's fifty bucks in it for you.
<+Wytukaze> make it fifty quid and you might have a deal
<+LandHawk> 70 quid.
<+LandHawk> But you have to rent the suit.
<+Wytukaze> ooh, so tempting
<+Wytukaze> can I have a more macho animal?
<+LandHawk> As long as it's a bird.
<+HK-47> haasts eagle suit
<+Wytukaze> heh, that'll do
<+LandHawk> Deal.
<+LandHawk> I'll send you the money and the plane tickets.
<+LandHawk> How does Oct. 8th sound?
<+HK-47> god
<+HK-47> man
<+HK-47> oz is going to fucking kill you
<+HK-47> you just turned his channel into some kind of pervo knocking shop
<+LandHawk> Me or him?
<+LandHawk> Oh.
<+Wytukaze> haha
<+LandHawk> Jealous, Yam?
<+LandHawk> Because I have another 80 quid, if you want in on it.
<+Wytukaze> It'd be worse if either of us had the inclination to go through with it
* +Wytukaze peers at LH
<+LandHawk> Err.
<+LandHawk> What?
<+HK-47> i can rent my own woman in a fur suit thanks
<+Wytukaze> you don't have the inclination to go through with it with me, do you?
<+LandHawk> Hmm.
<+LandHawk> Of course not.
<+LandHawk> c.c
<+HK-47> oh that's convincing
<+Petsburg> why are we talking about sex and fur suits?
<+Petsburg> O.o
<+LandHawk> Because there are no ops here.
<+HK-47> because LandHawk is into that combo
<+Sensori> No Ewok is safe when LandHawk is around. :-//
<+Sensori> They should've put the Galactic Empire's furry population to take care of the Ewok problem.

[20:05] <Agent_Bers> AHHH APOPHIS
[20:06] <Agent_Bers> DIE!!!!!!
[20:14] <Firefury> o.o
[20:15] <Kaenei> No, you Die.
[20:18] * Sunset (Sunset@c-24-20-24-30.client.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[20:20] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Nice going, Kaenei. :P
[20:20] <Kaenei> ....
[20:20] <Kaenei> Bleh. Send the widow a ham.
[20:20] <ImnsvaleEssayification> lol
[20:21] <Kaenei> And remove his birthday from my diary.
[20:21] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Tactical Hamming?
[20:21] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Drive-by Hamming?
[20:21] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Trichinosis
[20:21] <ImnsvaleEssayification> 'd
[20:22] <Kaenei> I prefer to call it. Ham-inspired Pwnage.
[20:22] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Hee hee.
[20:23] <Kaenei> On second thoughts, I shall retain the ham. Send her some fruit, yet no apples, for they shall remain with me.
[20:23] <Kaenei> *cue evil laugh and orchestral crescendo.*
[20:26] <Firefury> o.o;
[20:26] * Kaenei gasts a glancce towards teh Fury.
[20:26] * ImnsvaleEssayification hides behind Fury
[20:26] * Firefury nibbles quietly on her hamburger
[20:26] <Kaenei> Imns my loyal watercarrier....
[20:27] <Kaenei> Have her clamped in chains of daisies, and thrown into the DUNGEON OF ULTIMATE DISCO MUSIC FROM THE EARLY TO LATE SEVENTIES INCLUDING THE COMTEMPORARY WORKS OF SCHULTZ R HACKEBNACKER...
[20:27] <Kaenei> And feed her CDs to the crows.
[20:29] * Sirithil|SchoolThenWork is now known as Sirithil
[20:29] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Forget that, I'll go in myself!
[20:29] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Cannonball!
[20:29] * Mak[Away] is now known as Makou
[20:30] * Firefury blinks
[20:30] <Kaenei> ... they said get a reliable assistant... they told me that a great mad scientist is only as good as his assistant... I had to save the money... I had to get one with brain damage... "He only drools from his mouth" they said... "We'll throw in a rubber bib free"...
[20:30] * Kaenei snarls.
[20:32] <ImnsvaleEssayification> I don't have brain damage!
[20:32] * ImnsvaleEssayification does the hustle.
[20:33] * TheMukadeCONSUMES is now known as Scolopendra
[20:33] * Firefury kinda hides behind Scolo
[20:34] <Agent_Bers> blargh
[20:34] * ImnsvaleEssayification does the oscillating hand pointy thingy from Saturday Night Fever.
[20:34] * Kaenei flicks the switch and shuts off the disco ball...
[20:35] * Scolopendra wonders how the big reploid can even "kinda" hide behind the slight ex-cadet
[20:35] * ImnsvaleEssayification cries.
[20:35] <Kaenei> Imns you feeble sponge-spined-nincompoop!
[20:35] <Kaenei> Fetch me a Scolopendran Child... I wish to examine it's BRAINS.
[20:35] * Scolopendra tosses Kaenei the Lt.
[20:36] <Firefury> *by ducking and trying not to look obvious? =p*
[20:36] <Kaenei> Imns! Fetch me a red balloon, and a copy of "Attractive Washing Machine World"...
[20:37] * ImnsvaleEssayification fetches the balloon and begins to search the local library.
[20:38] * Kaenei ties the balloon to the foot of the child.
[20:39] <Kaenei> This is insufficient!
[20:39] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Drat, it appears to have been checked out already.
[20:39] * Kaenei fetches a red, high-alltitude weather balloon.
[20:39] * Kaenei ties it to leg of child.
[20:39] <Kaenei> Behold Ims! I have created a child of the air!
[20:40] * ImnsvaleEssayification oooooos
[20:40] * ImnsvaleEssayification aaaaaaaas
[20:40] <Kaenei> admittedly, this is a poor substitute for wings, but in a few thousand years, this child of the air will give rise to a race of winged humans!
[20:41] <ImnsvaleEssayification> This assumes, sir, that all Jewish children would be born without foreskins. Changes made during life have no effect on inherited traits.
[20:41] <Nathicana> O.O
[20:41] * Firefury watches the antics
[20:41] <ImnsvaleEssayification> You put forth a long debunked and fallacious argument.
[20:42] <Kaenei> Imns you blubbering whale-shoveller.
[20:42] <Kaenei> I do not pay you to counter me!
[20:42] <Kaenei> I don't pay you at all!
[20:42] <Kaenei> If I did, I would revoke the pay, and force you to work for free!
[20:43] * Kaenei slaps Ims with the child.
[20:43] <ImnsvaleEssayification> CHILDREN!
[20:43] <Kaenei> Now! Fetch me a chicken, and a cat.
[20:43] * ImnsvaleEssayification is hit by a bus.
[20:43] * Firefury is reminded of Excel Saga.
[20:44] <Kaenei> Curses...
[20:44] <Kaenei> hit by a bus. Oh the poetic irony.
[20:45] <Kaenei> He was born on a bus, married a bus... and was killed, in the prime of his life... by a bus.
[20:45] * Kaenei needs a new assistant.
[20:45] <ImnsvaleEssayification> I wasn't killed by the bus, you twit. :P
[20:46] <Kaenei> My word...
[20:46] <Kaenei> he must have a skeleton of steel! To survive being hit by one.
[20:46] * Firefury watches anothe rbus come hurtling out of nowhere
[20:46] <Kaenei> Ims! get on the operating table...
[20:46] <Kaenei> Don't worry, you won't feel any pain...
[20:47] * ImnsvaleEssayification straps himself down onto the table.
[20:47] <Kaenei> until I tear open your ribcage and remove your heart!
[20:47] * ImnsvaleEssayification ESCAPES! LIKE HOUDINI!
[20:47] <ImnsvaleEssayification> OMG!!11!
[20:47] * Kaenei ponders.
[20:47] <Nathicana> Kaenei ... it is not the best, but ... you have a post.
[20:47] * Kaenei feels oddly weary being mad in here, and Doging at the same time.
[20:47] * Kaenei shrugs, jumps into Nathi's lap, snogs, then runs after Ims.
[20:47] <Kaenei> Thankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[20:48] <Nathicana> wheeee!
[20:48] * ImnsvaleEssayification flees!
[20:48] * ImnsvaleEssayification FALLS! Into an open grave!
[20:48] * Kaenei grabs the child of the air...
[20:48] <ImnsvaleEssayification> ROBOT PARADE! ROBOT PARADE!
[20:48] * Kaenei hands said child an automated weapon, and lowers him into the grave.
[20:48] * ImnsvaleEssayification drowns in the grave.
[20:48] <Kaenei> How ironic... killed by that which he helped create... one might call it... poetic irony?
[20:49] <Nathicana> I hear 'child of the air' and I think 'Lovecraft'.
[20:49] <Kaenei> Yes! It shall be named "Kirk Lovecraft! First of the Air People!"
[20:50] * ImnsvaleEssayification lies face up in the grave, clutching the air, akin to that painting of Ophelia.
[20:50] * ImnsvaleEssayification is, however, a nicer cadaver blue color.
[20:51] <vonKarma> BAM!
[20:51] * Kaenei has Kirk remove Ims from the grave.
[20:51] * Kaenei carries Ims back to his mountain lair of complete and utter doom.
[20:52] * Kaenei then replaces Ims brain with a jar full of lego bricks and jam in a complex eight hour operation.
[20:52] * ImnsvaleEssayification is dead, and cares little except for the stickyness.
[20:52] * Kaenei ponders.
[20:52] * Kaenei carries Ims back to the DISCO DUNGEON.
[20:53] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Friggin' W00t.
[20:53] * Kaenei flicks the disco ball back on, and lets THE POWAH OF THE DISCO REVIVE!
[20:53] * Firefury is thinking we have quote thread fodder, peoples
[20:53] * ImnsvaleEssayification eeks at Firefury.
[20:53] * ImnsvaleEssayification STAYS ALIVE!
[20:54] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Na na na na. STAYING ALIVE
[20:54] <ImnsvaleEssayification> !
[20:54] * Kaenei then grabs firefury and forces her into a checked country skirt.
[20:54] * Kaenei then forces Firefury to dance with Ims.
[20:54] * ImnsvaleEssayification woots.
[20:54] * Firefury looks quite silly with a skirt on over her armor o.o;
[20:54] <Kaenei> You shall be married!
[20:54] * Kaenei is now known as Father_Kaenei
[20:54] * Firefury two-steps on Kaenei's foot with her big clunky metal reploid feet
[20:54] * ImnsvaleEssayification clumsily hits on Firefury.
[20:55] <Father_Kaenei> Do you Ims, take this reploid to be your lawfully wedded thing?
[20:55] <ImnsvaleEssayification> So, do you live around here often?
[20:55] <ImnsvaleEssayification> OF COURSE FATHER KAENEI!
[20:55] <Father_Kaenei> And Firefury, no one cares if you agree. I NOW PRONOUNCE THEE, Husband and REPLOID!
[20:55] * vonKarma clumsily hits Imns...with a spiked mace.
[20:55] <Father_Kaenei> You may kiss the....
[20:55] * Firefury runs away!
[20:55] <Father_Kaenei> well...reploid.
[20:55] <Father_Kaenei> AFTER HER!
[20:55] * ImnsvaleEssayification 's brains of lego and jam spill out all over Karma.
[20:55] <vonKarma> ew.
[20:55] <Father_Kaenei> Curse you Ims... you fall apart when most needed.
[20:55] * vonKarma gets a wetnap
[20:56] <Father_Kaenei> Bleh, she'll be back, once she realises that your entitled to half her estate.
[20:56] <Father_Kaenei> She'll make us billions in divorce preceedings!
[20:56] * Firefury sics her lawninja on Kaenei and Imns!
[20:56] * ImnsvaleEssayification gets a reciprocating saw to go cut the estate in half!
[20:56] * Father_Kaenei counters with Xanathal!
[20:56] * ImnsvaleEssayification massacres the lawn-ninja with the saw.
[20:56] * Father_Kaenei is now known as Mad_Man_Kaenei
[20:56] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> No Ims!
[20:57] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Your entitled to half!
[20:57] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Cut him in half!
[20:57] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Take the right, I like the eye...
[20:57] * ImnsvaleEssayification notes that there are two lan ninjas.
[20:57] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Then we'll have the one on the right.
[20:57] <ImnsvaleEssayification> therefore, I can take a whole 'nother one.
[20:57] * Firefury dons a metal facemask and drops a large asteroid on the channel!
[20:57] * Mad_Man_Kaenei is crushed. utterly.
[20:57] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> We'll take half of that also.
[20:57] * ImnsvaleEssayification takes the other LAN/Lawn Ninja and sics it on the asteroid
[20:57] <Firefury> For the glory of Zeon! SIEG ZEON!
[20:58] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Ah, about Zion...
[20:58] * ImnsvaleEssayification seiges Zion.
[20:58] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> We'll be taking half also.
[20:58] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Rawr!
[20:58] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Ims you sexually charged banana humper...
[20:58] <Firefury> Zeon, not Zion. Newtypes, not humans underground =p
[20:58] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Slow down, lest thee burn your lego-brain out.
[20:59] <ImnsvaleEssayification> My lego brain already spilled out all over Karma...
[20:59] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Curse thee Karma! Those blocks were colour coded!
[20:59] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Marking my territory, if you will.
[21:00] <Scolopendra> <Firefury> Zeon, not Zion. Newtypes, not humans underground =p <--- Or Israelis.
[21:00] * ImnsvaleEssayification wanders around, flinging jam about the room.
[21:00] * ImnsvaleEssayification gives Fury the Raspberry jam.
[21:00] * Firefury hands Siri one of Belem's suitcase n00kz and then tosses the eflie at Kaenei. "NUCLEAR ELFDOKEN!"
[21:01] <Zero_X> o.o;;
[21:01] * Scolopendra sets mode: +vvv Agent_Bers Eadwacer Firefury
[21:01] * Scolopendra sets mode: +vvv ImnsvaleEssayification Mad_Man_Kaenei Makou
[21:01] * Scolopendra sets mode: +vvv Myrth PopeHope Terr|ZZZ
[21:02] * The_Tank (Scolopendr@165.134.185.84) has joined #scoloscrib
[21:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +o The_Tank
[21:02] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> GOOD GOD!
[21:02] * ImnsvaleEssayification flings some blackberry jam on the Tank.
[21:02] * Mad_Man_Kaenei grabs the elfie, snogs quickly, takes a grope, and then ties a weather baloon to her ankle and lets fly.
[21:02] * The_Tank sets mode: +v The_Tank
[21:02] * The_Tank EATS ImnsvaleEssayification.
[21:02] * ImnsvaleEssayification flails about and hugs Kaenei.
[21:02] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Ims you slack jawed library-lover!
[21:03] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> Cease your mindless upturnings and fetch me a waterhose.
[21:03] * PopeHope (luvhezz@12-217-230-8.client.mchsi.com) Quit (Excess Flood)
[21:03] * ImnsvaleEssayification fetches Kaenei one of those uncrushable flat hoses. Those are swell.
[21:03] * Someone (luvhezz@12-217-230-8.client.mchsi.com) has joined #scoloscrib
[21:03] * The_Tank sets mode: +v Someone
[21:03] * Someone is now known as PopeHope
[21:04] * Mad_Man_Kaenei fills the tank with the results of Xanathal, Allanea, Theallas & Melkors total wankness...
[21:04] <ImnsvaleEssayification> See, it has these three smaller tubes within the flat area.
[21:04] * Mad_Man_Kaenei soaks Firefury.
[21:04] * Mad_Man_Kaenei puts a peg on his nose.
[21:04] * Firefury is wet. Eew
[21:05] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Woo! We made Fury wet! High five!
[21:06] * Firefury sics one of her water dropping aircraft on the channel, dropping a full out deluge on everybody!
[21:06] <Zero_X> Now I'm wet. :/
[21:06] * Mad_Man_Kaenei HIGH FIVES IMS!
[21:06] * Mad_Man_Kaenei pokes Zero in the eye.
[21:06] <Firefury> Ooh... there's an idea for the Tank's assorted mission stuffs XP
[21:06] <Zero_X> >.o
[21:07] <Mad_Man_Kaenei> I've always wanted to have some sort of active interaction with Zero. And now I have achieved it.
[21:07] <ImnsvaleEssayification> You sucked up an innocent snorkler in that aircraft! MURDERER!
[21:07] * Mad_Man_Kaenei convenes the court of JUSTICE!
[21:07] * Mad_Man_Kaenei is now known as Judge_Kaenei
[21:07] <Judge_Kaenei> Ims! get thee to the jury station!
[21:07] <Firefury> Lies! All lies! It is but an urban myth!
[21:08] <Judge_Kaenei> I don't need to hear any testimony, or words from the defendant Firefury! I pass straight to Ims...er, I mean the jury for verdict! What day you... jury?
[21:08] <ImnsvaleEssayification> TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
[21:08] <ImnsvaleEssayification> TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
[21:08] <Judge_Kaenei> say even!
[21:08] <ImnsvaleEssayification> TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
[21:08] <ImnsvaleEssayification> TEAR DOWN THE WALL!
[21:08] * Scolopendra thinks this is a bit too long to quote in the Tank... makes sure to log.
[21:08] <Judge_Kaenei> I dismiss the jury on account of Ims...er, then jurors having lego for brains. I hereby pass the judgement to me!
[21:08] <Firefury> Yay!
[21:08] * Judge_Kaenei is now known as Judge_Juror_Executioner_Kaenei
[21:08] <Judge_Juror_Executioner_Kaenei> Guilty!
[21:09] * Judge_Juror_Executioner_Kaenei has Firefury escorted to the death row cells.
[21:09] * Firefury goes Irregular and start brutally mangling inferior organics!
[21:09] <Judge_Juror_Executioner_Kaenei> ...
[21:09] * Scolopendra gets mangled.
[21:09] <Judge_Juror_Executioner_Kaenei> Well, thats going to look bad to those upstate senator bastards, isn't it?
[21:09] <Zero_X> Yay! Violence against humans ^_^
[21:09] * Judge_Juror_Executioner_Kaenei is now known as Innocent_civillian
[21:09] * Innocent_civillian is magnled.
[21:10] * Innocent_civillian is now known as Kaenei
[21:10] * ImnsvaleEssayification DUCKS! and COVERS!
[21:10] * Kaenei shakes his head at teh Firefury. You sicken me!
[21:10] * Scolopendra is now known as Timofeyev_Bondayehr
[21:10] * Timofeyev_Bondayehr gets mangled too.
[21:10] <Agent_Bers> zero-lift drag is a function of M# and RN right?
[21:10] * Timofeyev_Bondayehr is now known as Scolopendra
[21:10] * Firefury runs off to deal her justice upon those upstate senator bastards!
[21:10] * ImnsvaleEssayification hits on Fury again.
[21:11] <Scolopendra> Bers: shear and pressure drag
[21:11] * ImnsvaleEssayification shears some hair off of Bers.
[21:11] <ImnsvaleEssayification> SNIP SNIP!!!1!
[21:11] <Agent_Bers> doh!
[21:11] * Firefury flips Imns's head open and stuffs Pixie Stix inside before shutting the lid again.
[21:12] * ImnsvaleEssayification bounces off the walls.
[21:12] * Kaenei is now known as Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard
[21:12] * Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard carries out random and pointless paperwork in his plush downstate office.
[21:12] * ImnsvaleEssayification pours some carbonated beverage into his ear and simulates a third grade volcano science project thingy.
[21:13] * Firefury bursts in, firing her arm cannon wildly. "DIE! OMAE O KOROSU! FOR THE REVOLUTION!"
[21:13] * ImnsvaleEssayification pyroclastic flows all over everyone.
[21:13] * Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard is riddled with bullets, put puts a hand up.
[21:13] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> Firefury. firefury... you should know by now... we've discussed this...
[21:13] * Zero_X opens up Imns's head and dumps some pop rocks in to the carbonated goodness
[21:13] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> This isn't the way to promote random killing...
[21:13] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> You need to start a drive... you need the support of the people.
[21:13] * Firefury grabs a rocket launcher out of alternate subspace and fires it!
[21:14] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> I suggest some strong letter campaigns, perhaps a personal appearance or two...
[21:14] * ImnsvaleEssayification harnesses the pressure from the carbon dioxide and ADVANCES THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT!
[21:14] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> That rocket launcher is very nice, but its... its not really you is it?
[21:14] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> I think we need to refocus your core ideals...
[21:14] <ImnsvaleEssayification> [7:34] * Firefury grabs a rocket launcher out of alternate subspace and fires it! <--- Tsk tsk, we call that downsizing now.
[21:14] <Firefury> Hm.... yer right!
[21:14] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> Remarket you, your just not marketable just now...
[21:14] <Firefury> Time for the big anime gunz!
[21:14] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> Yes! Thats more like it.
[21:15] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> Perhaps some more believable and honest-to-goodness american wholesome automated machine guns?
[21:15] * Firefury finds herself a Gundam with a giant beam cannon and the uber gattlings of D00M!
[21:15] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> Become one with the people, but using the weapon of the people to mow down the people!
[21:15] <Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard> I don't know about you, but thats the kind of thinking that wins votes.
[21:16] * Firefury rampages in the city! Rawr!
[21:16] * ImnsvaleEssayification sics MOTHRA on Firefury.
[21:16] <ImnsvaleEssayification> OMG MOTHRA
[21:16] * Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard SUPPORTS! Firefury with public appearances and radio drives.
[21:16] * Zero_X docks an uber mobile armor of D00M with Fury's Gundam
[21:16] * Upstate_Senatorial_Bastard is now known as Kaenei
[21:16] <Firefury> Rawr! More shootydeath!
[21:17] <ImnsvaleEssayification> I hope you used protection before that "docking" manuver, Zero_x.
[21:17] * Firefury takes great pleasure in her Gundam docking with ZX's mobile armor and lays flaming waste to the surrounding area with OMG BIG ANIME GUNZ!
[21:18] <ImnsvaleEssayification> O_o
[21:18] <Firefury> (This has got to be one of the most random set of antics in the history of this joint! =p)
[21:18] * Kaenei SUCCESSFULLY! has Fury elected as State Senator!
[21:18] <Kaenei> Congratulations my reploid chum, you are now a PLOD OF THE PEOPLE!
[21:19] * Firefury CACKLES!
[21:19] * Zero_X adds to the destruction with OMG LOTS OF MISSILES that come seemingly out of nowhere on the MOBILE ARMOR OF D00M!
[21:19] * Firefury shoots for the White House!
[21:19] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Able to carry on a little of the old in-out, in-out AND ALSO LAY WASTE?
[21:19] <Firefury> *Literally!*
[21:19] * Kaenei is now known as Dubya
[21:19] <Dubya> We...cannot allow Firefury to endure...
[21:19] <ImnsvaleEssayification> FIFTY-FOUR FORTY OR FIGHT!!!11!
[21:19] <Dubya> She is... a threat... to the ahmerican pheople...
[21:20] <Dubya> Ah must mhobilise the nhational guard to deal with this TRIANGLE OF EVIL!
[21:20] * Firefury flies her Gundam into the air over the White House and aims the OMG BIG ANIME GUNZ straight down!
[21:20] <ImnsvaleEssayification> [7:40] Dubya: Ah must mhobilise the nhational guard to deal with this TRIANGLE OF EVIL! <--- Is it a 30-60-90 triangle?
[21:20] * ImnsvaleEssayification wuvs them.
[21:20] * Dubya has faith in the american dream to save his ass.
[21:21] <Firefury> *a greenish beam of light blazes down from the OMG BIG ANIME GUNZ! and blows up the White House... and pretty much the rest of D.C, too!*
[21:21] * ImnsvaleEssayification burns all of his skin into charred blackness, uses it to be both stealthy at night and amazingly tasty.,
[21:21] <Zero_X> *Records it for all to see and uploads it to the internet*
[21:21] <Scolopendra> 6* General_Cooper shakes his head. "It's worse than that, Expendable Peon Third Class Imnsvale. It's a 3-4-5 right triangle."
[21:21] <ImnsvaleEssayification> 3-4-5? Noooooooooooooooooooooo.........
[21:22] <Scolopendra> The one with the hard-to-remember angles. Other than the ninety-degree one. *shiftyeyes*
[21:22] * Scolopendra hops into a conveniently located Macross superfortress and chases down Fury with a much bigger anime gun.
[21:22] * ImnsvaleEssayification is attacked by the 3-4-5's and the 6-8-10's AND THE NINE-TWELVE-TWENTY's!
[21:22] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Er.
[21:22] * Firefury eeps and goes running for an RPRA Macross ripoff
[21:22] <ImnsvaleEssayification> FIFTEENS
[21:22] * Scolopendra REDUCES!
[21:23] * Dubya is now known as Chekov
[21:23] * Scolopendra fiddles with the SDF-1s wankydrive and finds the Universal Constant Fuckinator.
[21:23] <Chekov> Keptin! We have nucklear wessels overhead!
[21:23] * ImnsvaleEssayification beats Fury with a hyperbolic arccosine!
[21:23] <Chekov> I am firing the photons keptin!
[21:24] * Scolopendra looks at Chekov and dons a AIR RAID MARSHAL helmet. "TURN OUT THAT LIGHT, BOY!"
[21:24] * Firefury blocks the hyperbolic arccosine with a parabolic tangent!
[21:24] <Scolopendra> YOU WANT TOJO TO JUST COME IN AND BOMB THE NEIGHBORHOOD? HUH?
[21:24] * Chekov turning lights out now Keptin!
[21:24] * Scolopendra slaps around the Russian Monkees impersonator
[21:24] * ImnsvaleEssayification FINDS THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE TO FURY'S HEART!
[21:24] <Chekov> Lighrts are turning out!
[21:24] <Chekov> Lights are out keptin!
[21:25] <ImnsvaleEssayification> omg lewis and clark'd
[21:25] <Scolopendra> That's better. *grumbles and goes back to the UCF*
[21:25] * Chekov is now known as The_Event_Horizon
[21:25] * The_Event_Horizon TRAVELS TO OMG HELL!
[21:25] <Firefury> *what heart?*
[21:25] <ImnsvaleEssayification> THIS HEART!
[21:26] <Scolopendra> Wow. Imns is hittin' on the 'ploid.
[21:26] * ImnsvaleEssayification hands Fury a Valentines Day card and gives it to Fury with a smootch,
[21:26] * The_Event_Horizon finds hell winning the lottery on the day the world monetary system is abolished and replaced with CHOCOLATE CAKE!
[21:26] <ImnsvaleEssayification> CAEK GET!!!!11!
[21:26] <Scolopendra> w00t cake.
[21:26] * The_Event_Horizon is now known as Kaenei
[21:26] <Kaenei> Thats beautiful man.
[21:26] <Kaenei> brings a tear to my eye.
[21:26] * Kaenei hugs Scolo.
[21:26] <Firefury> 4FUEGO!
[21:26] <Kaenei> I've... got something in my eye...
[21:27] <Scolopendra> Hold still... *gets the tweezers*
[21:27] * Scolopendra pulls an Iowa-class battleship from under Kaenei's eyelid
[21:27] <Scolopendra> Wow.
[21:28] <Kaenei> Thanks man.
[21:28] <Kaenei> Want to go pick up some bitches with it?
[21:28] <Firefury> Man, this had all better go into the quotes thread. Random insanity like this you just cannot plan
[21:28] <Scolopendra> Sure.
[21:28] * Kaenei hops onboard and looks Sexah.
[21:29] <Kaenei> You can be captain, I'll be the Helm guy.
[21:29] * ImnsvaleEssayification ditches Fury and swoons over Kaenei.
[21:29] * Scolopendra gives the battleship mag rims, lowers the axles, puts in a spoiler and dual mufflers with fart pipes...
[21:29] <Kaenei> ...
[21:29] <Kaenei> Dude, look...
[21:29] * ImnsvaleEssayification fondles the Helm.
[21:29] <Kaenei> DUDE! like, the helm!
[21:30] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Yes, I DO like the helm.
[21:30] * Kaenei grabs Ims and smashes his face off of the hardest fluffy pillow he can find.
[21:30] <ImnsvaleEssayification> And if you rearrange the letters, you get melh.
[21:30] * Kaenei then drops the fluffy pillow into a self-surviving liferaft, ties a brick to Ims and throws them both overboard.
[21:30] <ImnsvaleEssayification> I mean, how can you beat that?!
[21:30] <Firefury> SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!
[21:30] * Scolopendra chases the pussy.
[21:30] * ImnsvaleEssayification clutches some life savers.
[21:31] <Scolopendra> Get back here, ya damned cat! Stupid ship's cat.
[21:31] <ImnsvaleEssayification> (The chewey kind, too.)
[21:31] * Kaenei follows Scolo!
[21:31] <Kaenei> ...
[21:31] <Kaenei> fuck man...
[21:31] <Agent_Bers> .........
[21:31] <Kaenei> We have a cat?
[21:31] <Scolopendra> Had.
[21:31] <Scolopendra> Now we'll just have rats.
[21:31] * Kaenei changes his role!
[21:31] * Kaenei becomes chief engineer.
[21:31] <Agent_Bers> i really looked up at the wrong time
[21:31] <ImnsvaleEssayification> WHO PUT THE CAT IN THE DRYER?
[21:31] <Scolopendra> Someone tumbled the pussy?
[21:31] <Zero_X> I did. It was wet.
[21:31] <Kaenei> Cap'n Scolo, Ah cannae hold her together! She'll break apart in achand'hirty minutes!
[21:32] <ImnsvaleEssayification> [7:51] Zero_X: I did. It was wet. <--- Did you at least clean the lint screen?
[21:32] <Kaenei> Ah cannae remodulate the dilithium hairdryer!
[21:32] * Scolopendra gets out Foamy the Squirrel's Idiot-to-English dictionary. "Achand'hirty... achand'hirty..."
[21:32] <Zero_X> Yes. *holds up a big ball of lint*
[21:32] <ImnsvaleEssayification> And use a fabric softener sheet? I don't want that pussy clinging to everything, hair standing on end.
[21:32] <Scolopendra> Must be an obscure dialect... LOAD THAT LINT INTO THE MAIN GUNS.
[21:33] * Firefury stealthily replaces the dilithium with folgers
[21:33] <Scolopendra> WE MUST PROVIDE LINT TO THE LINTLESS SERFS OF OMICRON THETA UPSILON WIZOO SEVEN.
[21:33] <Agent_Bers> Herr Doctor wants to know what we're doing for the Vs stall speed, does he want a write up as a group thing, or an individual thing?
[21:33] <Zero_X> YES SIR! *Runs and loads the lint into the main guns*
[21:33] * Kaenei grabs Bers and throws him into the furnaces.
[21:33] <Scolopendra> Herr Doktor can suck big fat twenty-inchers.
[21:33] <Kaenei> MORE SPEED! We must have more SPEED!
[21:33] * Firefury gives Kaenei some LSD
[21:33] <Scolopendra> some [more] LSD
[21:33] * Kaenei quickly starts filling buckets of seawater, and tossing them into the furnaces.
[21:34] * Agent_Bers takes that as to write his own short write up
[21:34] <Kaenei> This will allow the engines to absorb the hydrogen!
[21:34] * Scolopendra watches the OIL BURNING BOILERS just go out.
[21:34] <Kaenei> Fuck.
[21:34] * Kaenei kicks the emergency hamster wheel.
[21:34] * Scolopendra hands the boilers the keys to the car. "Be back before midnight."
[21:34] <Firefury> Use a suitcase nuke to re-ignite the engines!
[21:34] <Agent_Bers> Okay, did i miss some massive drug session or something?
[21:34] * Kaenei watches the hamster start to run, and the lights flicker back on.
[21:34] * ImnsvaleEssayification 's pants fill up with that marshmallow-y stuff in the middle of those Moon Pies.
[21:35] <Kaenei> Ah've restooored POWAH Cap'n Scolo, but ah dinnae ken hoow long it'll hald!
[21:35] <Scolopendra> Outstanding. Can we fire the main guns at Omicron Theta Upsilon Wizoo Seven with current power levels?
[21:36] * Cetaganda (Librarian@adsl-68-249-102-55.dsl.ipltin.ameritech.net) has joined #scoloscrib
[21:36] * The_Tank sets mode: +v Cetaganda
[21:36] <Kaenei> Ah'll have to turn off Nathi's Anti-aging field...
[21:36] <Scolopendra> AHHHHH REPEL BORDERS
[21:36] <Kaenei> But ah can give ya the POWAH.
[21:36] * ImnsvaleEssayification REPELS BARNES AND NOBLE, TOO!
[21:36] <Cetaganda> BORDERS? WHERE!
[21:37] * Firefury stretches a triple-D bra across the main guns and loads DU rounds!
[21:37] <ImnsvaleEssayification> TAKE THAT!
[21:37] * Scolopendra pushes at the sides of the IRC windo.
[21:37] * Cetaganda pulls out a variable sword in one hand and a flashlight laser in the other.
[21:37] * Scolopendra discovers that somebody stole the '' key!
[21:37] <Scolopendra> IT'S CARMEN SANDIEGO, AND SHE HAS MY '' KEY!
[21:37] * Firefury launches DU rounds at the namelist!
[21:37] <Scolopendra> here in the orld is Carmen Sandiego?
[21:37] <Kaenei> Ah've foond her sir! she's hidin in Ceta's ego!
[21:37] <Cetaganda> damn! quick, book the first plane flight to London!
[21:38] <Kaenei> Ah can see the little minx running aboot his frontal lobes.
[21:38] <Cetaganda> we must scurry around the world to find her?
[21:38] * Scolopendra gets a crobar. "Right, then, e'll have to operate!"
[21:38] <Cetaganda> no she's not!
[21:38] <Kaenei> Wait sir!
[21:38] <Kaenei> we must sterilise!
[21:38] * Kaenei spits on the crowbar.
[21:38] * Cetaganda melts the crowbar with the laser.
[21:38] <Kaenei> Good to go!
[21:38] * Cetaganda slices off Kaenei
[21:38] <Cetaganda> ''s hand with the sword.
[21:38] <Kaenei> Ach! 've been hit! Its all over! Its all over!
[21:38] <Scolopendra> Someone anetheseezeethefeephabanafofanasize him
[21:39] * Kaenei sinks to his knees.
[21:39] * Firefury comes up from behind with a sledgehammer
[21:39] <Firefury> ... No, wait
[21:39] <Cetaganda> GAH!
[21:39] * Firefury borrows Grond from Melkor in the secret lair and uses that!
[21:39] * Scolopendra takes Kaenei into the infirmary and replaces his hand with a ROBOT HAND.
[21:39] <Kaenei> OMG!
[21:39] <Scolopendra> Well... not so much a hand as a wisk.
[21:39] <Scolopendra> A ROBOT WISK.
[21:39] * Cetaganda flees from the reploid.
[21:39] <Scolopendra> It has a frappe' setting...
[21:39] <Kaenei> ...
[21:39] <Scolopendra> OMFG MY 'W' KEY IS BACK
[21:39] * Kaenei bakes a fucking cake?
[21:40] * Firefury chases with her Gundam!
[21:40] <Scolopendra> Wow. That's a very artful erotic cake there.
[21:40] <Scolopendra> What is that... Leda and the Swan?
[21:40] <Scolopendra> ...
[21:40] <Firefury> It'll only hurt for a second!
[21:40] <Scolopendra> You sick fuck.
[21:40] * Kaenei BAKES! Ceta into giant lemon drizzle cake.
[21:40] <Kaenei> The hand controls!
[21:40] * Zero_X grabs his Gundam and follows, carrying a huge mobile suit sized zanbatou with him!
[21:40] <Kaenei> I cannot resist its urge to make fanfiction cakes!
[21:40] * Cetaganda bursts free of the cake and flees towards his own spacedy ship.
[21:40] <Scolopendra> Fanfiction cakes...
[21:40] <Firefury> *over the comm* So long as they aren't yaoi cakes!
[21:41] <Scolopendra> Honor Harrington cream pies... ... ... eww?
[21:41] <Scolopendra> Hrm... prepare for EVIL IDEA. STAND BY.
[21:42] <Agent_Bers> Ideas for reducing stall speed: Slotted Flaps, Improved chamber, variable pitch props
[21:42] <Scolopendra> Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo yaoi. GO.
[21:42] <Kaenei> Preparing sir! ALL DECKS PREPARE!
[21:42] <Kaenei> REPEAT, ALL DECKS PREPARE FOR EVIL IDEA! This is not a drill!
[21:42] * Firefury flees!
[21:42] * Kaenei plays a tape recording of a pneumatic drill.
[21:42] <Kaenei> This is a drill!
[21:42] * vonKarma shakes his head in shame at scolo, then scoots further away
[21:42] * Cetaganda slips into his GP#3 and seals the hatches.
[21:42] * Firefury fires a harpoon at the namelist! ------------------------------>
[21:42] <Scolopendra> Anyone who successfully imagined that evil, evil idea, go castrate yourselves.
[21:43] <Scolopendra> 6* The_Gamemaster declares that the missile detonates between PopeHope and Siri.
[21:43] <Cetaganda> but...but...but...they're bears...and....
[21:43] <PopeHope> huh?
[21:43] <Scolopendra> You've been harpoon missile'd.
[21:43] <Scolopendra> Halfway.
[21:44] <Scolopendra> With Siri the Wonder Vulcan.
[21:44] * Firefury hides the harpoon cannon
[21:44] <vonKarma> Siri? a Vulcan... I KNEW IT!
[21:44] * Kaenei casts himself as the british villian!
[21:44] <Scolopendra> She's one o' dem emotional Vulcans. Like... whatshisface... Vulcan Jesus Wannabe Dude from Five.
[21:44] * Kaenei becomes a OMG renegade starfleet captain!
[21:45] <Cetaganda> so...a Romulan?
[21:45] <Scolopendra> No, not a Romulan.
[21:45] <Scolopendra> Vulcan Jesus.
[21:45] * Cetaganda thinks that Siri would make a rather good Romulan.
[21:45] <vonKarma> http://www.startrek.cz/startrek/dily/obrazky/03-3.jpg <It's SIRI!
[21:46] * Firefury makes shit up and deflects a random NURB off the Sub-D and magnifies in with the orthographic view!
[21:46] <Scolopendra> Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish...
[21:46] <Kaenei> MY GOD MAN!
[21:46] <Kaenei> You haven't opened the Anti-matter injectors to one hundred thirty percent of ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM!
[21:46] <Scolopendra> NOT use Maya as some sort of omnidirectional barrier system rather than a graphics art program.
[21:46] <Scolopendra> What?
[21:47] <Firefury> XD
[21:47] <Scolopendra> Pushing something beyond it's theoretical physical limit?
[21:47] <Scolopendra> THIS CALLS FOR...
[21:47] <Kaenei> You'll create a feedback loop through the primary intercooler! We'll lose containment!
[21:47] <Scolopendra> GUITAR WOLF
[21:47] <Kaenei> ..
[21:47] <Kaenei> OMG
[21:47] <Firefury> THE WONDER CHEF!
[21:47] <Scolopendra> Chef? Fuck no.
[21:47] <Firefury> ... Or that
[21:47] * vonKarma beams Kaenei through the shields and reverses his polarity
[21:47] <Scolopendra> Only the COOLEST ROCK STAR EVER.
[21:47] <Kaenei> GNAH!
[21:47] * Scolopendra is now known as GuitarWolf
[21:47] * Kaenei combs his hair?
[21:47] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Chocholate salty balls?
[21:47] * Kaenei blows shit up?
[21:48] <Kaenei> Ims you sick fuck...
[21:48] * ImnsvaleEssayification BOUNCES THE GRAVITON PARTICLE BEAM OFF THE MAIN DEFLECTOR DISH!
[21:48] <Kaenei> Not now.
[21:48] * vonKarma is now known as Ace
[21:48] * GuitarWolf drives in on a really tight motorcycle with chromed wolf-head handlebars. Fire spits out the massive muffler pipe--take a drink.
[21:48] <ImnsvaleEssayification> omg ace of base
[21:48] * Ace is now known as Karma
[21:49] * Kaenei is now known as Pursuing_Henchman
[21:49] * Karma drinks
[21:49] * Firefury bounces the Gravitation particle beam off the main characters!
[21:49] <Agent_Bers> Ace...Go for it!!!
[21:49] * Pursuing_Henchman PURSUES! Guitarworlf.
[21:49] * Pursuing_Henchman takes poor potshots at the hero!
[21:49] * ImnsvaleEssayification goes back to PURSUING FURY!
[21:49] * GuitarWolf stands astride the bike with a very much Keanu Reeves wooden seriousness, guitar poised to do some action.
[21:49] * Pursuing_Henchman is amazed!
[21:49] * GuitarWolf pulls out a pistol and blows Pursuing Henchman's head off in A FIREY EXPLOSION.
[21:49] * Firefury roars by on a Vespa with a gas-power machinegun guitar in hand!
[21:49] <GuitarWolf> 2 drinks.
[21:49] * Karma takes 2 drinks
[21:49] * Pursuing_Henchman is destroyed!
[21:50] * Pursuing_Henchman is now known as A_comb
[21:50] * A_comb falls into AirWorlfs hands!
[21:50] * GuitarWolf notes there hasn't been any action for a whole ten seconds and thus chucks a fourty-ounce.
[21:50] <GuitarWolf> 1 drink.
[21:50] <ImnsvaleEssayification> HOW MANY LICKS TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP, MR. OWL?!
[21:50] * ImnsvaleEssayification eats Mr. Turtle.
[21:50] <GuitarWolf> 4ROOOOOCK N' ROOOOOLLLL!
[21:50] <GuitarWolf> 1 drink.
[21:51] <Firefury> How many licks to the center of Mr. Turtle, Imns?
[21:51] * Karma drinks
[21:51] <ImnsvaleEssayification> 72.
[21:51] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Plus the occasional shifting of flesh.
[21:52] <ImnsvaleEssayification> You gotta know how to pry these things open. And keep them from drying out.
[21:52] * GuitarWolf sees his work here is done. Rock n' roll and love, which have no nationalities, borders, or genders, have been protected for all time.
[21:52] * Firefury blasts up the namelist and smites somebody at random over the head with her guitar
[21:52] * GuitarWolf thought they were kinda self-moistening.
[21:52] <Zero_X> OW! ><
[21:53] * A_comb is now known as Kaenei
[21:53] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Anna Kournikova shucking oysters!
[21:53] <Kaenei> ...I am so...drained.
[21:53] * Kaenei feels his madness abating.
[21:53] <ImnsvaleEssayification> [8:13] * GuitarWolf thought they were kinda self-moistening. <--- Only if done right.
[21:53] * ImnsvaleEssayification abates all over the channel.
[21:53] * Zero_X grabs Fury's helmet and puts it on his head to protect himself from future random bashings of his skull with gas-powered musical instruments.
[21:53] * GuitarWolf rides off in a gout of flame. 1 drink.
[21:54] * GuitarWolf is now known as Scolopendra
[21:54] * ImnsvaleEssayification takes a drink of...someone...
[21:54] <ImnsvaleEssayification> or...something...
[21:54] * Firefury wonders why her Gundam's fusion reactor coolant seems to be missing now
[21:54] <Agent_Bers> am I missing something
[21:55] <Kaenei> Yes...
[21:55] <Kaenei> YOUR SOUL!!11111112492332
[21:55] <Kaenei> For Ims now eats it like so much moist Yam!
[21:55] * ImnsvaleEssayification pats his stomch.
[21:55] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Mmm, gastric juices.
[21:56] <Firefury> Who's posting the log to the quotes thread? THe entire damn thing is quoteworthy =p
[21:56] <Scolopendra> Are we done yet?
[21:56] * ImnsvaleEssayification flings an eggplant at Bers.
[21:56] <Cetaganda> hmmm. yam...
[21:56] <Firefury> I dunno... are we?
[21:56] * Cetaganda sniffs at the yam.
[21:56] * ImnsvaleEssayification hits on Fury. "Yep. Done."
[21:56] * Firefury takes contol of the Iowa class battleship and breaking drifts the thing into Imns
[21:57] * ImnsvaleEssayification is awash in soybeans!
[21:57] <ImnsvaleEssayification> Aaaack! Aack!
[21:57] <Firefury> ^_^
[21:58] <Kaenei> I'm spent.
[21:58] <Firefury> I think we're done =p
[21:58] <Zero_X> Is it safe? o.o;
[21:58] <Kaenei> I feel oddly thirsty. :P
[21:58] <Kaenei> OMG ZERO!
[21:58] <Zero_X> OMG WHAT!?
[21:58] <ImnsvaleEssayification> [8:18] Kaenei: I feel oddly thirsty. :P <--- You have to stay hydrated during these things...
[21:58] * Kaenei fnugwuzzles or whatever the fuck it is.
[21:59] <Scolopendra> Fnugwuzzles -what- ?
[21:59] <ImnsvaleEssayification> They all laughed when Jim came to the orgy wearing one of those water backpacks the hardcore hikers use. But he was the only one not dehydrated with loss of essence!
[21:59] <Scolopendra> Okay, I'll post the log.
[21:59] * Agent_Bers scrolls up...way up... and determines that the whole mess began with someone being hammed
[21:59] <Kaenei> I believe that was me.
[21:59] * Firefury predicts the reactions to the log: "... O_O;;;; OMGWTF?"
[22:00] <Kaenei> Surely... I haven't started an OMG addition to the quote thread?
[22:00] <Zero_X> OMGWTFBBQ!
[22:00] * Kaenei Fucks with time.
[22:00] <Kaenei> Wheee.
[22:00] * Cetaganda begins to hungrily eat some yam-like roots in a corner.
[22:01] <Karma> BBQ!?!?! WHEN!?!?
[22:02] * ImnsvaleEssayification beats Ceta with broccoli. "EAT CRUCIFEROUS VEGETABLE, YAM FACE!"
[22:02] <Kaenei> Silence you pontiferous snack-attacker!
[22:02] * Nathicana is now known as Nathi|Sleeps
[22:02] <Karma> I am the last bastion of sanity in this room.
[22:02] <Karma> and that's saying something.
[22:02] * ImnsvaleEssayification lobs cheese steaks at Kaenei.
[22:02] * Cetaganda growls and contines to stuff his face.
[22:02] <Scolopendra> All hail Lord Jesus Cauliflower.
[22:02] <Scolopendra> He was cruciferous for your sins.

You people are all on what is perhaps the purest most powerful form of crack ever invented. Superhyper awesome spectacular crack.

Jeez....Where can we get some?

You people are all on what is perhaps the purest most powerful form of crack ever invented. Superhyper awesome spectacular crack.

Jeez....Where can we get some?

Wait, we were on crack when we did that? I thought it was the fumes from the gas-powered musical instruments.

I direct your attention to this wonderfully out-of-context tidbit from IRC wherein Nathi reveals her One True Weakness! [tm].

....are you ready?

OK, here it comes:

<Nathicana> I fear the dryer vent.

Bwar har har!

First, an actual FORUM quote! From Nathi's party thread:

"M'lord and my fellow lady-" Pat smiles winningly at the warlord and Maile. "What do you think of non-standard uses of... kitchen implements and perhaps desert items?"

From the secret mod lair:
* Myrth appears
* Melkor screams in abject horror

Two from a drunk Scolo via Karma:
<Karma> "I'm trying to be helpful but I'm mostly being drunk." -Scolo
<Karma> "I need to see your penis!" -Scolo

Scolo the family counselor!
<Scolopendra> Family management through superior firepower.

More than I think anyone needed to know about PopeHope...
<PopeHope> I have no groin.
<Emily_Anderson> Everyone has a groin.
<Emily_Anderson> It's contents vary.
<PopeHope> I put mine away for the summer. It shall return in a couple of weeks, do not fear.
<Emily_Anderson> But your Groin has to fly south for the winter!
<PopeHope> My groin is on an unconventional migrating pattern.

Hooray for duct tape!
<Tsaraine> Well, well, well. Who went through here and duct taped everone's mouths shut?
<Zero_X> I did. :)
<Tsaraine> And what have ye to say for yeself?
<Zero_X> *Duct tapes Tsaraine's mouth shut so he's not left out* I need more tape? ^_^
* Tsaraine kicks Zero_X in the delicates.
<Zero_X> Well thats not cool! :(

OMG!
<Scolopendra> RANDOM PLOT EVENT!
<Cetaganda> OMG!
<Imnsvale> WHOA.
<Zero_X> OMFG!
<Makou> That requires quoting.

A typo that was fated to happen sometime....
<Oz> It's not exactly something I'd deem OPSEX-related, though.
<Oz> Errr, OPSEC.
<Oz> Appropriate typo, I suppose.
<Sirithil> OPSEX IS THE KEY TO AIRPOWER

Sometimes you see really strange things on IRC...

<Christ> Religion talk is boring

Unfree People was giving me a target list of bad UN proposals to kill.

This proposal was on the list:
Sexual Tourism legislation
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.

Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Benessere

Description: "the president of the nomadic people of benessere suggests that is necessary to institue special laws for prostitution in the world. In particular is necessary institute a "red light zone" in all the city , and that prostitutes need a registration in a special book, like every worker. In this way we have 2 big vantages: we will have money from prostitutes with they taxes,stopping to consider prostitution an illegal work, and on the other side we will tutelates their rights, in particular we will protect girl under 18"
The following chat ensued:

[23:38] <Unfree> "Sexual Tourism legislation" is both weird, and seems to try to encroach on a previous resolution, the prostitution one.
[23:38] <Unfree> page 15
[23:39] <Cogitation> "...and on the other side we will tutelates their rights...."
[23:39] <Cogitation> Oooh! "...tutelates their rights...."!
[23:39] <Cogitation> That sounds very exciting! :D
[23:39] <Unfree> LOL
[23:39] <Unfree> I will take your word for it. :P
[23:40] <Cogitation> Any idea what tutelating is? ...and, more importantly, does it feel good for her? :D
[23:40] <Unfree> It sounds vaguely like a Spanish verb, but I don't really know what I'm talking about. lol
[23:41] <Cogitation> Do I have any female volunteers to try to help me figure out what "tutelating" is? :D
[23:41] <Unfree> No. :P
[23:41] <Cogitation> Dang. :p
[23:42] <Katganistan> Sounds like tutoring....
[23:42] <Katganistan> and titillating, all at once.
[23:42] <Katganistan> so... exciting study?
[23:42] <Katganistan> ;)
[23:42] <Cogitation> Oooh! That sounds good!
[23:43] <Cogitation> You know.... I just realized that there are some... intimate... thing I need some help studying. :D
[23:43] <Cogitation> *things

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

In IRC, talking about Operation Roundhammer from long ago:

<Melkor> the mounatin was Angoron
<Sunset> After a massive assault culminating in the deaths of millions on the plains of ....
<Melkor> the territory was called Angmar
<Melkor> and part of the reason that all pissed me off so much was because the names were so damn cool
<Melkor> and now I cant use them again
<Melkor> bastards

--Felix

From mIRC, the Horrible Consequences of Relavatism..

<Sketch> <Syskeyia> nothing is irrefutable | can you refute the fact that Americans landed on Omaha Beach in June of 1944?<---yes, it never happened. There was never any "WW2", it was all a huge conspiracy to cover up the fact that aliens had devastated Europe. Now we all live under their insidious influence. But not me! I know! and I shall reveal the truth!!!!

...
<Knoot> And also: The Moon does not exist!

IRC. Just because.

<Kayla_Harmone> Starblaydia... in a thread about banning the male population you think we would be forgiven for running a lesbian plot...
<Starblaydia> make it the beach volleyball girls, you'll get better TV ratings

* Rejistania slaps commerceheights with some irssi-only aliases!
<@commerceheights> &&
* commerceheights doesn't care
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a perl-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a PHP-powered popup
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a PASCAL-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a C-powered popup
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a C++-powered popup
<@commerceheights> s/++/--/
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a QBASIC-powered popup
<@commerceheights> nooo! not QBASIC!!!!!11!
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a DOS-BATCH-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a Python-powered popup
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a TCL/Tk-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a Zend-powered popup
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a LISP-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a Javascript-powered popup
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a JAVA-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a shell script-powered popup
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a bash-shell-script-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a povray-rendered popup
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a csh-shell-script-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a zsh-shell-script-powered popup
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a sash-shell-script-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a SSI-powered popup
* Rejistania slaps commerceheights around a bit with a brainfuck-powered popup
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a Hexatux-powered popup
-!- You're now known as Hexatux
* Hexatux has no caffeine, can't power popups
-!- You're now known as Rejistania
* commerceheights slaps Hexatux around a bit with a caffeine-powered popup
-!- You're now known as Hexatux
* Hexatux matrix-dodges with über-godmodded speed
<@Hexatux> give me caffeine! no popups
<@commerceheights> --- Hexatux is now known as Alan_Belmore
-!- You're now known as Alan_Belmore
<@Alan_Belmore> You can't beat me with popups
* commerceheights slaps Alan_Belmore around a bit with a Trevor-powered popup
* Alan_Belmore matrix-dodges with über-godmodded speed
* commerceheights slaps Alan_Belmore around a bit with an Alan_Belless-powered popup
* Alan_Belmore matrix-dodges with more than über-godmodded speed
* commerceheights matrix-undodges with less than uber-godmodded speed
<@commerceheights> (since less is better than more)
* Alan_Belmore slaps commerceheights around a bit with 234346467 hat tricks
* commerceheights slaps Alan_Belmore around a bit with 234346468 hats
* Alan_Belmore matrix-dodges faster than you can think
* commerceheights matrix-undodges faster than you can think
* commerceheights doesn't think Alan_Belmore can think
* Alan_Belmore dodges the undodging
* commerceheights undodges the dodging of the undodging
* Alan_Belmore dodges the undodging of the dodging of the undodging
* commerceheights slaps Hexatux around a bit with a popup-powered caffeine
-!- You're now known as Hexatux
* Hexatux absorbs the caffeine, spits the popups out
<@commerceheights> I thought Alan Belmore's godmodding could stop ping timeouts!
<@Hexatux> *lol*
* commerceheights slaps Rejistania around a bit with a Hexatux-powered popup
-!- You're now known as Rejistania
* Rejistania matrix-dodges with über-godmodded speed
-!- You're now known as Hexatux
* Hexatux installs windows ME on commerceheights's computer
* commerceheights matrix-undodges with Hexatux-powered uber-godmodded speed
* Hexatux didn't power your dodging
* commerceheights formats the partition with DiskDrake
* commerceheights didn't dodge, so that isn't a problem ;)
* commerceheights crashes Rejistania's computer by installing Windows XP
* Hexatux still didn't power your über godmodded speed
* Hexatux installs S.u.S.E. Linux 9.1
<@Hexatux> thanks for giving me a reason to upgrade
* commerceheights installs Fedora Core 2
<@commerceheights> FC > SuSE!
* Hexatux hacks NS and changes commerceheights economy to Imploded
<@Hexatux> S.u.S.E. > FC > SuSE
* commerceheights hacks NS and changes II's economy to Frightening
* Hexatux tells a game mod that you hacked NS and sees you being DEATed
-!- You're now known as InsaneInflation
* commerceheights hacks a game mod
* InsaneInflation always had a frightening economy
<@commerceheights> no, that's Abysmalistan
<@InsaneInflation> it scares the hell out of the IIan population
-!- You're now known as Abysmalistan
* Abysmalistan has an abysmali economy
* commerceheights uses the game mod to revive CH and take Hexatux as "100% taxes, but higher for the wealthy"
-!- You're now known as Hexatux
* Hexatux is not wealthy
* Hexatux has no income, jist needs caffeine
<@Hexatux> *just
<@commerceheights> what about its owner?
* Hexatux belongs to the CSFA
<@commerceheights> which is wealthy enough to have a 1-0-2 record against me :P
<@Hexatux> CS already HAS 100% income tax
<@commerceheights> so, paying 100% taxes to CS and 100% taxes to the uber-godmodded-and-h4x0r3d game mod means I get Hexatux ;)
<@Hexatux> no
<@Hexatux> in CS no one pays taxes
<@Hexatux> because no one has any income

[4:04am]<Cogitation> Preparing to copy-paste....
[4:04am]<Cogitation> ====[BEGIN]====
[4:04am] Quits: Cogitation (Cogitation@xxx.nycmny83.dynamic.covad.net) (Excess Flood)

Hee

#sport made it to bash.org (#395602):

<Kingsford> who is Psytrox?
<Turori> rejis's date
<Kingsford> an IRC date?
<Cockbill_Street> right
<Kingsford> you guys should go to #movies
<Kingsford> and then, out to #dinner
<Kingsford> and later, #backseatofthecar
<Rejistania> Are you implying that I should get a life?
<Cockbill_Street> you've found that out on your own. ;)


First #NSwiki quote:

<@Frisbeeteria> Rejis, first official mention of 'dog shit' in the wiki, by my estimation

Hee...Just found this funny for some reason.

* DikDikvanDik 's mages can cast Magic Missile!
* Mei_Ikari casts REFLECT!
* rvs|work casts ARTILLERY BRIGADE!

Time for another batch from yours truly!

Glory to the bus!
* ImnsvaleEssayification is hit by a bus.
* Firefury is reminded of Excel Saga.
<Kaenei> Curses...
<Kaenei> hit by a bus. Oh the poetic irony.
<Kaenei> He was born on a bus, married a bus... and was killed, in the prime of his life... by a bus.

A snippet from that really long long insane log one of the others posted
<Scolopendra> All hail Lord Jesus Cauliflower.
<Scolopendra> He was cruciferous for your sins.

A scary thought
<Karma> I am the last bastion of sanity in this room.
<Karma> and that's saying something.

This is just wrong on so many levels....
* Firefury finds herself a Gundam with a giant beam cannon and the uber gattlings of D00M!
* Zero_X docks an uber mobile armor of D00M with Fury's Gundam
<ImnsvaleEssayification> I hope you used protection before that "docking" manuver, Zero_x.
* Firefury takes great pleasure in her Gundam docking with ZX's mobile armor and lays flaming waste to the surrounding area with OMG BIG ANIME GUNZ!

Holy flaming reploids, Batman!
* Petoht_Al-Rayn BURNS! Firefury at the stake. And has steak.
* Firefury is a hot piece of hardware, then!

Uh?
<Tsar|TheSleeplessDead> Speak of the prophesied-avenger-of-Bob-the-Goldfish-of-Destiny and he shall appear!

Best remark about guns ever.
<Tsar|TheSleeplessDead> sweet bleeding screaming baby Jesus mother of God those are big-ass guns!'

I'm glad to see this arguement is being conducted on a mature, adult level.
* MobileMyrth boos Melkor
* Alkanphel flings poo at Myrth

Ur.... okay.
<Melkor> trying to post now
<Melkor> jesus effin christ
<Cogitation> You're trying to post Jesus Effing Christ to the boards?
<Cogitation> Well, no wonder it's so slow! Cruxifictions are a complicated process. :p
<Cogitation> ...especially when you're trying to nail The Anointed to a hard drive. :p
* Sirithil|SchoolThenWork is now known as Sirithil
<Cogitation> You're just in time to see Melkor try to nail Jesus Effing Christ to the forums. :)

Too much info about Myrth
<Myrth> Don't make me clobber you with my man-breasts

Same about Scolo
<Scolopendra> I AM TWO ARSEHOLE MAN
<Scolopendra> DOUBLE THE POWER.

Just what DO we talk about in the secret lair?
<TheCentipedeSleeeps> So, do you have anything to add to the strap-on whirly steel drill tits of Venezuelan Rugby, Unfree?
<Unfree> ...no?

Myrth, the raging pervert mod!
* MobileMyrth savages Melkor's crotch

Nice try, Melk.
* Melkor cannot be killed
* Unfree raises an eyebrow at Melkor. Is that a challenge?
* Melkor cannot be oversexed
<Sirocco> It's true.
<Sirocco> I've tried.
* Unfree quietly leaves to let Sirocco have all the fun

A pun gone horribly wrong
<Scolopendra> Sakkralidge.
<Oz> Sakkraficial lamb?
<Scolopendra> ALL RISE FOR THE BLESSING OF THE SAKKRAMENTS.
<Scolopendra> Sakkra Mints.
* Sakkra distributes 151 rum in the sakkramental goblet, whilst chanting.
<Sakkra> Unum probiscum. Habeas corpses.
<Cetaganda> what, we need to bring a corpse along to get mints?
<Sakkra> Can't hurt.
* Cetaganda glances at Oz, then pulls out his flashlight laser.
<Oz> Ummmm...
<Cetaganda> Sorry about this, but I want a mint.
* Cetaganda cuts Oz in half and presents the corpse to he lizard.
<Eadwacer> I like this religion, can I convert?

Typical intra-moderator relations
* Petoht_Al-Rayn stabs Melkor.
* Melkor is stabbed
<Melkor> may I help you?

Uh....... o_O
<TheCentipedeSnoozaloozadoozas> Okay. I'm tired, and the lair hasn't had enough blatant faux-homoeroticism as of late.
<TheCentipedeSnoozaloozadoozas> YES, I AM ASSISTING IN GIVING OZ MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.

Why am I not surprised by this?
<Nathicana> "I have considered my sins... they were fun then and they are fun now."

Or this
* Treznor cuddles Kaenei and comforts him in a way that doesn't threaten his heterosexuality.

Or this, too
* Treznor cuddles Kaenei in a non-sexually threatening manner.
* Treznor cuddles Carlos in a sexually threatening manner.
* Treznor wonders if that means he's threatening Carlos with sex.

There probably is something like this somewhere
<Bers|Away> It's like finding out your penis is also a magical wand
<Amy_Silver> Now that's an idea for a fucked up hentai anime.

Timing is everything!
* Sirithil prefers lousy sex over poison cookies.
<Oz> I LOVE walking in on lines like that.

Um.... if you say so, lizard dude.
<Sakkra> Just cause yer a guy, doesn't mean you can't use a strap-on or four.
<Karma> ....
<Archai_Angelus> Or take a strapon or four...
<Archai_Angelus> Oh wait, was that my outloud voice?
* Karma is confused...strapons kittens, and lizards?

More typical intra-mod chatter
<MobileMyrth> Cog Fanboys
<MobileMyrth> That really is quite distressing
<Sirocco> You mean you don't love Cog?
<Sirocco> I have a poster of him in my bedroom.
<Sirocco> ... and in my bathroom. Hee hee.
* Sirocco was kicked by MobileMyrth (No)

More Treznor homoerotica
* Treznor slips Angelus some tongue.
<Archai_Angelus> Oh gods no.
<Archai_Angelus> w00t!
* Archai_Angelus gropes Treznor

A non-pervy Treznor quote! Sorta.
* Treznor loves humanitarianism. Humans are tasty, with the right sauce.

Always Coca-Cola!
<Hive_Fleet_Sicarius> "After a hard day extinguishing civilisations and words, the Tyranids of Hive Fleet Sicarius like nothing more than to absorb their favourite liquid biomass, Coca Cola, as recommended by She-Who-Is-Many, Mistress of your nightmare and doom. This advert was sponsered by Myrth, All Hail Myrth.

I forget who, but here it is.

I KILLZ ALL UR L33t3RZ NOW DEY R DEAT--- :sniper: !!!!

~Forgot who but... heh, what an idiot.~



_________________________________________________________________
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion we gain strength.
Strength gives us power.
Through power we achieve victory.
Through victory our chains are broken.
Our Force shall set us free.
_________________________________________________________________

BEHOLD! The power of ... well ... yeah. *blinks* Could not resist.


<Oz> LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST EYE OF KILLING.
<Oz> * Jesus uses eye lasers.
<Sakkra|DomesticGod> Sin is such a subjective thing.
<Oz> Yeah. Subjective to how you are one.
<Oz> Yeah, you heard me. Sakkla is a sin.
<Nathicana> Not one I've enjoyed ... er ... committed yet. *ahem*
<Cetaganda> so...Sakkra is a fun thing to do?
<Sakkra|DomesticGod> Yes. For instance, if MY religion says theft/murder etc... is not a sin, that would make me sinless if I was a sociopath.
<Sakkra|DomesticGod> Of course I am.
<Oz> Yeah. Good point.
<Nathicana> Let he who is without sin get with the fuggin' program, man. I mean seriously. :P
<Oz> Still, all have sinned and come short of the glory of Oz.
<Nathicana> Are you saying you are the Ultimate Sin?
<Sakkra|DomesticGod> Hee hee. Good one, Nath.
* Nathicana wriggles her brows impishly.
<Oz> Yes.
<Oz> Yes. That is what I meant. ;)
<Nathicana> Well damn. I hate when things are out of my reach. *grins*
<Sakkra|DomesticGod> I challenge that assertion.
* Sakkra|DomesticGod throws a deific coup.
<Sakkra|DomesticGod> Armwrasslin' match of the Gods!
<Nathicana> Dooo eeet!
<Sakkra|DomesticGod> Have at ye, wretch!
* Sakkra|DomesticGod lays down the ARM OF CONSTANT MASTURBATION! on the table.
<Nathicana> Oooooh ...
<Nathicana> Sakkra ... flex for us? *grins*
* Sakkra|DomesticGod knocks over a small building as he flexes.
* Nathicana swoons.
<Oz> Bah.
* Oz knocks over a large building COMPLEX as he thrusts.
<Nathicana> O.O
* Sakkra|DomesticGod topples civilizations as he strikes a pose.
* Nathicana tries not to hurt herself laughing.
* Oz blows up the very concept of matter as he shows off pectorals.
* Sakkra|DomesticGod creates a new BIG BANG! as he jiggles his glutes.
* Oz ends this conversation by realizing he has bitch tits.
<Sakkra|DomesticGod> VICTORY!
<Oz> Damn you, Sakkla! You wirr PAY!
<Sakkra|DomesticGod> Cash, or credit?
Sakkra|DomesticGod brandishes the GOLD CARD! of the Gods!
<Oz> Tarnation.

I laughed so hard when I read this, re: Heavy Metal (music).

hehehe...I've heard it compared to the Cookie Monster getting raped. Metal isn't for everyone, granted. It takes some getting used too.

And now, from the mIRC boards, the possibly (in)famous Syskeyia-Iraqstan-Mexican bandit Wars:
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs invades Iraqstan
[...]
* Carlos Repels Syskeyia.
[...]
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs repels Carlos' repulsion, conqeurs Iraqstan
[...]
* Liang|GoKerryGo notes that if you repelled Carlos' repulsion you would still be repulsed.
[...]
* Carlos starts a guerilla war with his remaining SS and Iraqstani guard. Destroys the conquerors.
<Carlos> I am king willy willy coke bottle
<Carlos> my country is my own.
<Carlos> Die infidel scum!
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs kills Carlos' SS and Iraqstani guard
* Liang|GoKerryGo PEARL HARBORS! Syskeyia while he is dealing with Sykeyia
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Iraqstan*
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs MIDWAYS! Liang
* Liang|GoKerryGo YAMAMOTOS! Sykeyia.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs CANNAES! Iraqstan while he's at it
<Liang|GoKerryGo> You cant Cannae in the Modern World, fool!
* Total_n_Utter_Insanity STFUs! Both of you
* WorstWinter|Raslin|195-112Bush hiroshima's Libya
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> Yes you can!
* Liang|GoKerryGo is STFU'd!
[...]
* Carlos n00kz Syskeyia|4MoreYrs
[...]
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs DESTROYS! Carlos' n00ks
[...]
<Carlos> you cant destroy my n00kz
<Carlos> they're fascist n00kz
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> Yes I can
<Carlos> invincible.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs IGNORES! Carlos' "invincible" n00ks
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> *n00kz
[...]
* Carlos dismisses Syskeyia|4MoreYrs for being a total fuckstain and goes back to enjoying his painkillers :P
* WorstWinter|Raslin|195-112Bush takes over libya, ignores anyone who complains
* Nathicana watches everyone ignore Raslin.
* Liang|GoKerryGo takes over a small African nation and leads it to world domination.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs EL ALAMEINS! Carlos for being a racist fascist
[...]
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs LIBERATES! the Afircan country Laing took over
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> *Liang
* Liang|GoKerryGo watches the poor Afircan empire of whoever Laing is get nailed.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Shame.
* Nathicana doesn't take over anyone. Sits back and watches you all with a grin.
<Carlos> hey I resemble that comment Sys
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> "Racial dominance is the path to purity? :spock eyebrow:
* Liang|GoKerryGo slowly builds up an anti-Nathi coalition in her own nation before launching a carefully planned coup
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs THWARTS Liang's coup
[...]
<Carlos> yeah so?
<Carlos> it's true
* Nathicana watches his imaginary nukes have no effect.
[...]
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs UTAH BEACHES! Carlos for believing that racial purity is important
<Carlos> only once the impure races accept they are beneath us then can we move along the path towards true supremacy.
* Carlos hugs his racism!
[...]
Liang|GoKerryGo PANCHO VILLAS! Syskeyia
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs RIPS OUT! Carlos' guts and replaces them with compatible parts from "inferior" races
* Obsidian HITLERS! Syskeyia.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs PERSHINGS! Liang
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs CHURCHILLS! Obsidian
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Pancho Villa > Pershing.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Hitler > Churchill.
* WorstWinter|Raslin|195-112Bush Pinochets his own nation
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Thus.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> VICTORY!
* Obsidian STALINS! Syskeyia.
* Carlos loses a body double to the inferior vermin and proceeds to holocaust him.
<Carlos> you're just jelous Sys
* Obsidian high-fives Liang.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs KILLS Carlos and his body doubles
* Obsidian gives Liang a gold star, "You're cool."
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> Churchill > Hitler
* Carlos loses more body doubles and sighs
<Carlos> this room is so violent :/
* Obsidian stabs Carlos, "No it's not."
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs SLAUGHTERS! the real Carlos and all his body doubles
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Wait.
* Carlos isnt slaughtered and watches as more body doubles die.
<Carlos> damnit
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs D-DAYS! Liang
<Carlos> thank god for cloning.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Syskeyia's actions are null because he is dealing with an invincible bandit and a crazy German warlord.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Thus, Carlos is saved.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs DESTROYS! Carlos' cloning facilities and then takes out Carlos himself
* Liang|GoKerryGo ANNULLS! Sys' actions.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> See Above.
* Carlos would be foolish to have his cloning facilities anywhere near able to be destroyed and thus lives on as more body doubles die.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Crazy invincible Mexican bandit on your hands, man.
<Carlos> am I the crazy german warlord or invincible bandit?
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs INCHONS! Iraqstan
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Neither, Carlos.
<Carlos> :(
<Carlos> I wanna be the german damnit
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> Pancho Villa wasn't invincible
<Liang|GoKerryGo> I am the crazy bandit. Obs is the crazy German.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> De facto, Syskeyia.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs CANNAES! Liang
* Carlos laughs at Syskeyia|4MoreYrs
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs LEYTE GULFS! Carlos
* Carlos dodges.
* TJ|John-John_go_White_House sighs.
* Liang|GoKerryGo notes that you cant Cannae a crazy invincible Mexican warlord.
[...]
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs UTTERLY CONQUERS! Iraqstan, kills Carlos and all his body doubles
[...]
* Obsidian CLUSHES Syskeya with gleat might!
* Carlos dodges
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs AVOIDS clushing
<Carlos> and Iraqstan dodged the conquering too.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs LIBERATES! Iraqstan
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Invincible Mexican bandits are, by their nature, invincible.
* Carlos dodges.
* Liang|GoKerryGo draws comparisons with Carlos.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs N00kz Carlos
* Carlos RESISTS
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs n00z Carlos while Carlos is resisting
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> *n00kz
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Gah! Say it aint so TJ
* Carlos notes that means he just resists more n00kz.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs SUBVERTS! the people of Iraqstan into hating fascism
[...]
* Carlos notes the people dont have a choice.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs ANNIHILATES Carlos' SS, military, secret police, etc.
* Carlos watches syskeyia try and fail miserable.
<Carlos> miserably*
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> Why?
<Carlos> cause you suck?
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> No, you do.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Cause you are being harried by invincible Mexican bandits.
[...]
* Liang|GoKerryGo repeats himself ad nauseam.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs CONVINCES! the invincible Mexican bandits to join his side
[...]
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs LIBERATES Iraqstan with invincible Mexican bandits
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Invincible loyal invincible Mexican bandits.
[...]
* Carlos notes once more Iraqstan is secure from outside annoyances.
[...]
<Syskeyia|4MoreYrs> Why would Mexican bandits favor fascists over me?
[...]
<Liang|GoKerryGo> Because they are invincible fascist Mexican loya bandits.
<Liang|GoKerryGo> loyal*
[...]
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs IGNORES! "invincible" Mexican bandits as godmodding
* Liang|GoKerryGo shrugs.
[...]
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs SUBVERTS! Carlos! government
[...]
* Carlos has no government.
<Carlos> now bugger off, you're attempts at annoying me have failed.
* Syskeyia|4MoreYrs SUBVERTS! Iraqstan's government
* Carlos notes the government of Iraqstan is Carlos...

And then I added Carlos to my ignore list. :)

This is a real good one, first in quite a while. :P

[03/11/04 - 18:28:56] <LE|CNN-Bush254Kerry252> Hrm... CNN Popular Vote has Bush 51-48-1
[03/11/04 - 18:29:10] <Emily_Anderson> Wow, that's a small waist.
[03/11/04 - 18:29:19] <Emily_Anderson> Hip, sorry.

From IRC:
<Carlos|KillingAmericans> you cant see my elite german skillz
<Carlos|KillingAmericans> I'm teh über führer
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> " Shiney Jack Boots + 1 " ?

From the Eurusea-Syskeyia OOC thread:
This is a game, and we're supposed to be having fun, despite whatever awful fates befall our citizens IC!

And from the actual IC thread:
"How can one negotiate with rabid animals in any case?"

"Do you mean the Syskeyians or the Euruseans?"

<Panda> one of the funniest and strangest sounds: The sound of the kittens sliding off a table as they chase each other
<Dronios> i don´t think i´ve ever heard that, panda.
<Panda> It's almost like listening to a herd of elephants trampling by, followed by a slidey-slithery noise, followed by a quick thu-thump, and the sound of at least one section of newspaper hitting the floor, Dronios

Er...

Tsaraine (Tsaraine@p230-tnt2.snap.net.nz) has joined the channel
The_Tank has voiced Tsaraine
Tsaraine is now known as Tsardine
Scolopendra: :D
Tsardine: I seriously managed to misspell it that way.
Scolopendra: Keep it
Scolopendra: Fishyfishyfishysquishyfishy!
Tsardine: Just a couple of minutes I was logging in as Tsaraine and I put D instead of A.
Scolopendra: SQUISHYFISHY
Tsardine: ...
Eadwacer: I can't understand what anyone is saying
* Eadwacer drops Tsardine in his ear
Agent_Bers: no no
Tsardine: eep! Eadwax!
Agent_Bers: Tsardine, not Babel fish
Agent_Bers: sheesh
Eadwacer: I'm sorry, Bers, I can't hear what you're saying
Firefury: o.o;
Scolopendra: salty slimy squishyfishy
Tsardine: ...
* Tsardine checks Scolo for the One Ring.
* Agent_Bers writes "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FISH IN YOUR EAR" on a card and gives it to Ead
* Eadwacer reads the card
* Scolopendra checks his rings
* Eadwacer contemplates it
Scolopendra: Nope, no rings o' power
* Eadwacer baits a hook with and drops it into his ear
Tsardine: hmm. I suppose you can still be Gollum without the Ring.
* Tsardine is too smart to fall for that.
Scolopendra: Tsardine isn't too smart to fall for... the SUCK N' CUT!!
Eadwacer: Hmm, well, if bait won't work, let's try spear-fishing
Tsardine: the whatnow?
* Agent_Bers sprays Ead with KCTS Fish-B-Gone aerosol
* Scolopendra gets a TME Industries Suck-n'-Cut, puts it to Ead's ear, and lets the combined vacuum and OMG TURNY BLADES do the rest
* Tsardine ASCAPES!
* Tsardine has already ASCAPED, you.
Eadwacer: Aww, i want'ed to try spearfishing. Hey, what's that pink mass coming out of the SUCK N' CUT?
Scolopendra: um... it's totally not the side of your head or any grey matter.
Eadwacer: Ok.
* Eadwacer starts walking in circles
* Eadwacer dies
* The_Tank uses uncomfortable-looking manipulator arms to plunk the abused corpse of Eadwacer into its medical tank.
Scolopendra: Oh no--his rudder's been hit!

From #NSWiki, after many NPOV conflicts with CACE users:

<Frisbeeteria> I thought about adding [[Template:CACEpov]] today
* Knoot suggests [[Template:CACEPOV]] is a good idea. Give it a red background
<Frisbeeteria> hahaha
<Rejistania> with hammer and sickle on it?
<Knoot> "This page has been questioned by the anticapitalist thought police for not conforming to the anticapitalist doctrines. Direct questions to the [[SeOCC|politbureau]].
<Frisbeeteria> "The CACE neutrality of this article is disputed. See the articles Indoctrination Page for more information. Please do not remove this notice until you agree with the CACE position"
<Frisbeeteria> [[Category:Articles which aren't biased enough]]

By the way, this is a JOKE. We also mock ourselves and others. Just needed some comic relief.

By the way, this is a JOKE. We also mock ourselves and others. Just needed some comic relief.THOU SHALT NOT HUMOUR THE GRUESOME FATE OF THE WORKER CLASS! HUMOUR IS BUT A WEAPON IN THE WAR AGAINST CAPITALIST OPPRESSION! THERE IS NO HUMOUR IN SOCIALISM! HUMOUR IS TREACHERY!

[/caps]

From $IRC_Channel

<Tsaraine> Hiya Sakkra.
<Sakkra> Ahoy. Just checking in before sack-time.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> YAY! SNACKTIME!
<Tsaraine> sack, not snack.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Oh. Damn.
<Sakkra> Unless it's sack&snack time.
<Tsaraine> snackage is also good.
<Tsaraine> you snack in the sack?
<Sakkra> Yah yah.
<Sakkra> While smoking some crack.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> And smelling of cack?
<Sakkra> Smelling of cack? That's really wack. Just sit back and slack, while I paint the house black.
<Tsaraine> Can we paint Hack?
* Sakkra decides bed really looks good now.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> hee
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Night Leezard.
<Sakkra> We can paint Hack. We'll paint his crack black,'
<Tsaraine> seeya scalebutt.
<Tsaraine> ... no. just no.
<Sakkra> HOO lordy.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Get away from my crack and have some smack.
<Sakkra> Man, we should NOT do this more often. I just spit soda out my nose.

OMG O_O whoah... the sheer abundance of... quotes... omg... if only i had time to read them all I'd die laughing...

Thread deleted by GMC Military Arms
Reason: No, Allanea. Just no.

Thread deleted by GMC Military Arms
Reason: No, Allanea. Just no.

What thread was that? O_o

I didn't see it either, but having asked GMC about it I'm convinced that this is a Very Good Thing.

What thread was that? O_o

I never saw the thread, only the deletion...but after reading many of Al's posts, I'm pretty sure I agree that this was a "good thang"...

From mIRC:
<Scolopendra> Wankhammer: high on drama. Low on anything even approaching feasibility.

Lovecraftian idiocy!

* Sketch whips out the unbreakable shotgun of justice
* TJHairball takes it.
* TJHairball shoots Sketch.
<Sketch> aiya!
<Sketch> good thing i forgot to load it
* Azaghal hands TJ a clip.
* Sketch points and laughs
<Azaghal> Or ten.
* TJHairball puts it on full auto and ventilates Sketch.
<Sketch> propriatery hardware, you need specially engineered rounds
<TJHairball> No problem.
<TJHairball> We hacked the sourceblueprints.
<TJHairball> :)
<Sketch> lol
<TJHairball> your fault for leaving the modem open.
* Kajal has joined #nationstates
* Sketch chow young fats his way into an adjacent room (which mysteriously appeared out of nowhere)
* TJHairball buries the dearly departed Sketch.
<Kajal> o_O
* Kajal 's head asplode
<Sketch> lol
* Azaghal creates a singularity with the density of Sketch's hot air. Puts it in the newly appeared room.
* TJHairball cleans up the mess and buries Kajal in an adjacent grave.
<Sketch> erm...hot air isnt dense....
* TJHairball is now known as [death]
<Alkanphel> I think it's "Chow Yun Fat"
<Alkanphel> dumbass
<Sketch> bah!
<Etaros> What's a corporate-friendly font?
<LE> yes
<Sketch> silence white boi!
* [death] comes.
<LE> IT IS Chow Yun Fat.
* Azaghal steals [death]'s scythe cause it looks cool.
* Azaghal wields it experimentally.
<Alkanphel> I'm not white. I'm Peach.
<[death]> Ahem... 1:45 appointment?
<[death]> You're late, you know.
* Azaghal is a sort of tannish color.
<Sketch> lol
* [death] addresses several individuals in the room.
<Sketch> peachy....
* Kajal is a nice pale norse white.
<[death]> Well, I was late, traffic, y'know.
<[death]> But no matter
* [death] waves his hand.
<[death]> Now... let's see here...
<Sketch> you were late, I had to outsource the job
<Azaghal> I thought death only showed up for wizards?
* Azaghal is now known as Dead_Wizard
<Dead_Wizard> Ah. Here we are.
<Sketch> called dr. kavorkian, im sorry, but your contract with me is null and void
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is now known as [life]
* Dead_Wizard continues swinging the death scythe expiermentally.
<Dead_Wizard> Experimentally.
<[life]> Gee, time for me to go.
* [life] has left #nationstates
<LE> lol
* Dead_Wizard is now known as Fate
* [death] collects the Dead_Wizard. And Sketch. And Sensori. And Movodor_Alarin. And Mei_Ikari. And LE.
<Fate> Hmmm.
<Fate> Sketch, it seems as if I have caught you.
* [death] bustles them all swiftly to the afterlife in a great heard.
* Mei_Ikari dodges.
<Fate> And you can't cheat me, as you know.
<[death]> herd
<[death]> HEY!
<[death]> You get back here!
* LE is uncollectable.
<Sketch> sorry fate, death got me first
* Mei_Ikari is teh death escape kat.
<Fate> Yes, I sort of shuffle you in his direction.
* Sketch keeps some extra coins in his pocket to bribe the ferryman for a return trip
* [death] grabs LE by the head and tries to use him to hook Mei_Ikari by the legs while holding the other four down.
* Fate watches a huge anvil plummet towards Mei's head
* The_Rep_of_Komokom has joined #nationstates
<Fate> That's me. I'm a bitch,.
* Mei_Ikari attempts the KERVORKIAN DODGE!
* Fate watches it fail.
<Fate> Tsktsk.
* LE is also ungrabable.
* CyberZ74 is now known as CyberZ74-Sleep
* Mei_Ikari dodges normally.
<Fate> Must be, well, you know. Me.
<Sketch> ....as in killing urself?
<Mei_Ikari> Yes.
<LE> unfortunately for you.
<Kajal> This channel is 300% less hostile then the other two on my mIRC that are currently Not-Dead. ^_^
* [death] raises an eyebrow.
* Kajal 's coffin explodes.
<[death]> oh dear.
* Fate notes that Mei_Ikari should be dead.
<Sketch> we're obviously doing something wrong
* Alkanphel shakes a fist at Kajal
* [death] forgot to pick up Kajal. Sighs.
<Sketch> how can we rectify the situation?
<Fate> You can't cheat, um, me. You know?
* Mei_Ikari notes there is no fate but what we make while burbing every copy of Terminator 3.
<Etaros> Does anyone know of a good font that could fit a futuristic corporation well? I know there's one on an updated version of Word but I forgot the name.
<Mei_Ikari> *burning
* [death] picks up Kajal and drops him and the four cooperative dead on the doorsteps of the afterlife.
<Kajal> wheee!
* Fate notes this is a load of bull created by people who haven't seen my very violent avatar staring them down.
<Sketch> hey! treat the dead with respect! lay me down
* [death] rolls up his sleeves to deal with the recalcitrant ones who refuse to meet their appointments.
* Fate notes that they can't escape me.
<[death]> And LE, this is your fifth appointment THIS MONTH!
* LE is ungrabbable, uncatchable....
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is now known as [immortality]
<[death]> FIFTH!
* Mei_Ikari is now known as John_Travolta_Alien
<John_Travolta_Alien> Your avatar is no match for my leverage.
<LE> And?
* [immortality] randomly hugs people.
<Fate> Oh?
<[death]> John Travolta!
* LE is hugged
<[death]> How convenient.
* Sketch quietly adds more red thread to his lifeline.....
* Fate watches the gay spontaneously combust.
* [death] grabs John_Travolta_Alien and darts downstairs with him.
* LE phews.
* [immortality] grants ... errr, itself.
<Fate> I don't particularly like John Travolta.
* Sketch watches his life thread grow as he is hugged
<[immortality]> Don't worry,
* John_Travolta_Alien shoots preposterous green bolts drawn on the ACTUAL FRAME OF THE FILM from his STUPID FIREARM.
* Dreadfire has joined #nationstates
* [immortality] avoids John Travolta at all costs.
<LE> hey AMF
<Fate> He's, er, me'd to die.
<Fate> Horribly.
<Dreadfire> heya
* [death] receives the memo from his secretary that Sketch was no longer supposed to die.
* Anti|School has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by beer )
<John_Travolta_Alien> I have leverage!
* Fate looks expectantly at death.
<Sketch> sorry fate, another day perhaps?
<Fate> Ah, here comes my instrument of choice.
* [death] files an insurance claim in anticipation of wrongful [death] lawsuit.
* Fate is now known as Sentient_Anvil
<Sentient_Anvil> Hmmm.
<Sentient_Anvil> There is interesting.
<John_Travolta_Alien> You did that because of my leverage.
* [death] waves over Johnny-boy.
* Sentient_Anvil drops on top of John Travolta's head.
<[death]> there you go.
<Alkanphel> hey Dreadfire
<Alkanphel> like my post? :D
<Dreadfire> heya
* John_Travolta_Alien 's mind explodes.
* [immortality] is now known as MEL_GIBSON_the_SAVIOUR
<Dreadfire> ya!
<Dreadfire> lol
<Sketch> tell ya what death, I wont file if you, ah, miss your next appointment with me
* John_Travolta_Alien is now known as Mei_Ikari
* Sentient_Anvil drops on top of Sketch's head.
<Alkanphel> heh I like it
* [death] finishes dragging John_Travolta_Alien downstairs.
* Mei_Ikari mews.
* LE thinks he is still immortalized.
<[death]> Sorry Sketch, I already did.
<Dreadfire> suits you quite nicely
<MEL_GIBSON_the_SAVIOUR> So, at Last John Travolta Alien, we meet. Its is time for the ultimate battle 1
<[death]> Resurrections aren't my department.
<[death]> Sorry.
<Alkanphel> yeah I thought so too
<[death]> But...
* Sentient_Anvil drops repeatedly onto Sketch's head.
<Alkanphel> I couldnt think of a second reason :/
* MEL_GIBSON_the_SAVIOUR looks about. " dammit "
<Dreadfire> but now EVERYBODY will want in
<Dreadfire> lol
* MEL_GIBSON_the_SAVIOUR is now known as The_Rep_of_KOmokom
* Sentient_Anvil drops onto Mel_Gibson's head.
<Sentient_Anvil> Haha!
<Sentient_Anvil> I am victorious.
* Sketch COLLECTS! on his wrongful [death] suit.......buys his way out of the next appointment
<Alkanphel> well you can pick and choose I suppose
<[death]> for a special deal, you can bring forty virgins back with you, *if* you sign up for our extended warranty.
<Sentient_Anvil> Now, Sketch.
* Mei_Ikari is now known as Ground_Battleship_Doramascher
<Sketch> via bribing the [death] secretary
<Dreadfire> yeah, i've got a few new additions
* The_Rep_of_KOmokom is now known as The_Rep_of_Komokom
<Sentient_Anvil> It seems you and I have a problem.
* LE makes use of opportunity to run from [death].
<Sentient_Anvil> I, being a sentient anvil, am supposed to drop onto your head.
* Ground_Battleship_Doramascher SHELLS! the channel.
<Ground_Battleship_Doramascher> Repeatedly.
<Sketch> well, mr anvil, apparently we do
* Sentient_Anvil is unharmed because he is an anvil.
<Sentient_Anvil> Now, the problem here is.
<Sentient_Anvil> Well.
* Ground_Battleship_Doramascher runs teh anvil over.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom looks at Mei " Penile Compensator Cannon at work ? " :P
<Sketch> i dun suppose i can convince you do drop on someone else's head?
* TuesdayHeights is now known as TH[WritingAnIssue]
<Alkanphel> oddly enough, Naty linked me to that thread. she still seems to hat yo' ass
<Sentient_Anvil> Hrmmmm.
<Dreadfire> lol, i know
<Sentient_Anvil> Welll
<Alkanphel> hate*
<Dreadfire> 'tis good fun though
<Ground_Battleship_Doramascher> MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAT YOOOOOOOOUUUUUS.
<Sentient_Anvil> I do have this thing in my back.
<Alkanphel> she hates a lot of people
<LE> ....
<Sentient_Anvil> It's been bugging me for quite awhile.
* [death] is now known as [cthulhu]
<Alkanphel> thats why I like her so much
<Sentient_Anvil> I think it might be some sort of magical sword.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom fears the giant steel penis of artillery-badd-ness.
<Sentient_Anvil> Any chance you could take it out?
* LE hits Ground_Battleship_Doramascher so hard he can feel the pain even in his balls
<Dreadfire> i like to mess with her head
<Sketch> i'll take care of it then
<Sensori> Sketch, DoW?
<Dreadfire> fiery dame she is
<[cthulhu]> ahh, but my tentacles are longer than yours.
<Alkanphel> she's all like GRRAARRGH YOU SUCK AND HERE'S WHY!
<Sketch> no, i should be asleep ight now
* Ground_Battleship_Doramascher dodges and is a ground battleship. Has no balls.
* [cthulhu] eats LE's brain.
<Dreadfire> lol, ya
* Sentient_Anvil is now known as [yogsothoth]
<Sensori> Dammit.
* LE is now brainless
* Sketch yanks the sword out of mr anvil's back in one smooth motion
<[cthulhu]> Hey... partytime.
<Dreadfire> hey Sketch, you got a TM
<[yogsothoth]> Ah, but my transdimensional powers are more than yours, cthulhu.
<Sketch> ok
<[cthulhu]> All hail the king of the britains!
<[yogsothoth]> Yog-Sothoth is the gate.
<Alkanphel> but the shit she says about Dercon and GP is pretty much right on. I think I might eject GP soon.
* Ground_Battleship_Doramascher is now known as [Nyarlathotep]
<[Nyarlathotep]> Ah ha ha.
<Dreadfire> really???
<[yogsothoth]> Fool.
<Alkanphel> yeah
<[yogsothoth]> The Black Man does my bidding.
<Sensori> The shit who says?
<[yogsothoth]> Um, Nyar.
<Dreadfire> huh.....
<[yogsothoth]> Any chance you could go kill the universe or something?
* [cthulhu] chuckles.
<Alkanphel> theyh don't seem to do much and the vast majority of them cant write to save their souls
<Sensori> [yogsothoth], Nyarlathotep ain't yer puppet, Yoggie!
<[cthulhu]> Hastur, Hastur, Hastur!
<[yogsothoth]> And not interfere with YOG-SOTHOTH, SPACE-TIME PERSONIFIED.
<[Nyarlathotep]> No anymore, mo'fucka. I ain't takin' orders from no mo'fuckin' soap bubbles.
<[yogsothoth]> Um.
* LE is now known as [LE]
<[yogsothoth]> I'm mo'fucking space-time personified, bitch.
* [cthulhu] claps his hands to try and get the rest of the gang together.
<[LE]> just for the sake of doing []'s.
* [Nyarlathotep] is now known as [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep]
<Sensori> Nyarlathotep does what he pleases.
<[Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep]> I am the black man!
<[yogsothoth]> I suggest you get your canday ass down here and kill a universe.
* [yogsothoth] gigs uncontrollable giggles.
<[yogsothoth]> gets*
<Dreadfire> ya, i know. some of them need work
* [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep] watches Yog-Sothoth confuse himself with Azathoth.
<Alkanphel> "some?"
<[yogsothoth]> Fool.
<Dreadfire> lol
<Dreadfire> ok, alot
<[yogsothoth]> The Nuclear Chaos is nothing compared with me.
<Sensori> Azathoth is the blind idiot god.
<[yogsothoth]> I am Space-Time personified. He is a blind idiot.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is now known as [brackets_personified]
<[brackets_personified]> yo.
<[yogsothoth]> See above, foolish Sensori.
* [brackets_personified] is now known as The_Rep_of_Komokom
<[Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep]> And I'm the meanest space playa ever.
<[yogsothoth]> I think not.
* [cthulhu] sighs.
* [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep] murders Yog-sothoth's honky ass.
<[cthulhu]> But who's got the followers? Who?
<[yogsothoth]> Um.
<Sensori> Cthulhu!
* [cthulhu] taps his chest.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom tests something ...
<[yogsothoth]> You can't murder fuckin' space-time personified.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is now known as [violet]
<[cthulhu]> You ain't got nuttin on my peeps.
<[Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep]> Just watch me, fo'.
<[violet]> " No, I'm not adding war. Fuck off "
* [yogsothoth] distorts reality or sumthin'. Ho.
* [violet] is now known as The_Rep_of_Komokom
* [cthulhu] watches The_Rep_of_Komokom get struck by lightning.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> heh, well, at least it was registered.
* [yogsothoth] fathers a great ugly betentacled beast and sends it after The Black Man
* Naty has joined #nationstates
<Naty> ble, as always.
<[yogsothoth]> DIE!
* [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep] swears at it until it dies.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is now known as Max_Berry
<[yogsothoth]> You spelled Berry wrong, asscrack
* [yogsothoth] kicks Komo viciously
<[LE]> lol
* Alkanphel has quit IRC (Write Error: Broken pipe )
* Sketch has quit IRC (Quit: I need sleep! )
<Sensori> Well, if you destroy Nyarlathotep's main body, you just get his thousand other forms.
<Max_Berry> " Its not BERRY, its BARRY ! "
<[yogsothoth]> On second that. Allow me to distort myself [space-time] until you don't exist.
* Max_Berry is now known as The_Rep_of_Komokom
* Dreadfire has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving )
* Alkanphel has joined #nationstates
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Alkanphel
* [cthulhu] feeds [yogsothoth] sleeping pills.
<Naty> Ahhh, I see the conversation is intelligent and captivating as usual...
<Alkanphel> ARRRRRRRRGGGH
* [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep] casts Dismiss Yog-Sothoth.
* [yogsothoth] fails to go to sleep.
* [yogsothoth] is now known as [hastur]
<Alkanphel> hey! its Naty!
<[Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep]> Bugger.
* [hastur] beats the shit out of cthulhu.
<Naty> Yes, yes it is. Mwaha.
<[hastur]> Ahem.
* Alkanphel notes the apparent absence of AMF
<[hastur]> I believe it's time I kicked all of your asses.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is now known as GOD
<[hastur]> So, if you'll please move over here.
* Sensori is now known as [Shub-Niggurath]
<GOD> See, this is why I preech monotheism ...
* [Shub-Niggurath] absorbs the others.
* GOD is now known as The_Rep_of_Komokom
* Alkanphel is now known as [Azatoth]
<[Azatoth]> kiss my ass bitches
* [hastur] notes Alky missed an h
<Naty> lol
* [cthulhu] sticks GOD back in the closet.
* [Shub-Niggurath] creates new creatures.
* [hastur] is now known as [azathoth]
<[Azatoth]> damn it
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is now known as GOD
<[azathoth]> I am the true God.
* [Azatoth] is now known as [Eru]
* [cthulhu] does the horizontal mambo with [Shub-Niggurath].
* [Eru] unmakes you all
<[azathoth]> Nyarlathotep.
<[azathoth]> Please.
* GOD comes out of the closet to okay Gay Marriage.
<[azathoth]> Kill these mofos.
* GOD is now known as The_Rep_of_Komokom
* [Shub-Niggurath] absorbs [cthulhu].
* [Shub-Niggurath] creates new creatures.
* [Eru] is now known as Alkanphel
* [azathoth] kicks Shub-Niggurath's ass.
* [Shub-Niggurath] absorbed [azathoth], too.
<[azathoth]> Um.
* [Shub-Niggurath] creates some new creatures.
<Nathicana> Yes well, Naty ... boys will be boys. *shrugs*
<[azathoth]> I'm unabsorbable.
* [cthulhu] is reborn from [Shub-Niggurath] with new longer tentacles.
<[azathoth]> I'm the effin Nuclear Chaos.
<Naty> Ya, I suppose. ;)
* [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep] throws Eldar Signs at Shub-Niggurath in a cheesy Lovecraft canon-raping manner.
* Alkanphel notes the apparent absence of AMF
* [cthulhu] shrugs.
* [Shub-Niggurath] eats [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep].
<[azathoth]> NUCLEAR EFFIN CHAOS
* [Shub-Niggurath] creates new shit.
* [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep] dodges throw dimensions.
<Naty> Yes, there is no AMF, AMF has left the building. Whaaa!
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Hmmm, to grav-ships have degrees of torque ? ... >.>
<[azathoth]> Right.
<[azathoth]> Well.
<[azathoth]> Black Man.
<Kajal> er, I don't think a gravitic torquing is good.
<Alkanphel> he was here when my GODDAMN MODEM REBOOTED MY EFFING MACHINE
<[azathoth]> I think its time we killed the universe.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom has virtually a floating brickI don't need to go fast, just eeds to be able to move shit.
<[Shub-Niggurath]> Are the stars right?
* [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep] sends stupid bagpipe-squid to entertain Azathoth.
* [azathoth] is entertained.
<[cthulhu]> Gravships are accidents waiting to happen.
* [azathoth] falls asleep.
<Naty> I noticed that little....glitch. You got computer problems, my friend, and that's not good.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom notes once it turns of its grav this grav tank becomes a fucking nasty pill box, heh.
<Alkanphel> and whats even better is the company that makes my modem has no tech support to speak of
<Naty> And what company is that?
* [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep] HAS to CP this log to quotes, hee.
<Movodor_Alarin> @$%#
* The_Rep_of_Komokom bahs Alky " my sound card manufacturers don't even exist any-more "
* [Shub-Niggurath] is now known as Sensori
* [Samuel_L_Nyarlathotep] is now known as Mei_Ikari
<Movodor_Alarin> godamnlittlebrother
<Alkanphel> "Scientific Atlanta"
<[LE]> haha
* [cthulhu] watches the other Great Old Ones buzz off.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom hands Movo the Spattula of flattened relative removing.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom is now known as GOD
* [cthulhu] eats Movodor_Alarin's brain.
* GOD slaps [cthulhu] about a bit with monotheism.
<Naty> I got my modem through my phone company. So if anything gets fucked up with it, they have to replace that shit.
* [azathoth] is now known as Tsathoggua
<Movodor_Alarin> not.now.
* GOD is now known as The_Rep_of_Komokom
* Tsathoggua messes up Cthulhu.
* [cthulhu] tries to eat [LE]'s brain. Fails due to already having done this.
<[cthulhu]> Ow.
<Tsathoggua> Yes, I am a huge fuckin' frog.
<[cthulhu]> hey.
<Tsathoggua> What about it.
<[LE]> haha
* [cthulhu] tentacleCENSORED Tsathoggua.
<[LE]> ...
* [cthulhu] skull-tentacleCENSORED Tsathoggua.
<Tsathoggua> Um.
<Tsathoggua> I am a huge toad-god.
<Tsathoggua> You can't tentacle me.
* Tsathoggua stomps on Cthulhu.
<Tsathoggua> Tentacle that, bitch.
* Alkanphel strokes Naty
* [cthulhu] demonstrates the falsehood of the above statment while dodging flexibly, buzzing about the room on his disproportionate wings.
<Naty> Too much Lovecraft...
<Tsathoggua> Hah!
* Tsathoggua kills Cthulhu anyways.
<Tsathoggua> I am a huge frog-god. You are a squid-dragon. I win.
* [cthulhu] is already dead. Kinda. But dreaming.
<[cthulhu]> I'm huge too =P
* Tsathoggua kills death. Wakes Cthulhu. Then kills Cthulhu.
* Sensori is now known as [Rhan-Tegoth]
* [cthulhu] RAWRS.
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> Yeah, so? At least I'm in a warm museum.
* Naty slaps Tsathoggua around a bit with a large trout
* Tsathoggua watches as his huge, god-like tongue darts out, licks up Naty, and eats her.
* [cthulhu] blips out of the way nimble and thwaps Tsathoggua with a mating salmon.
* Tsathoggua hops forty miles into the air and lands on Cthulhu's back. Killing him.
<Naty> lol...y'all are fukt
* [cthulhu] dodges.
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> It's fun to sleep in a museum. Much warmer than outside, I'm telling you.
<Tsathoggua> Oh. Damn.
* [cthulhu] watches Tsathoggua land in a spikey pit trap.
<Alkanphel> heh
<Tsathoggua> Shit.
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> At least I'm not underwater like [cthulhu] here.
<[cthulhu]> I knew I had them strip mine there for a reason :)
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> Stupid squid.
* Tsathoggua is SPIKED!. Fails to die being a huge frog.
<[LE]> ...
<Tsathoggua> Frog-god, that is.
<[cthulhu]> Hey, the water keeps the skin moist.
* Mephet`ran|Ctan has joined #nationstates
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> Bah.
* Tsathoggua attacks Mephet
<Tsathoggua> Huge frog-god > C'tan.
<Tsathoggua> By the way.
* Tsathoggua kills Cthulhu again.
* [cthulhu] dodges.
* [cthulhu] stays dead, naturally.
<Tsathoggua> Argh.
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> I'm just a largish crab/mammal crossbreed.
* Tsathoggua seals cthulhu in R'lyeh again.
<[cthulhu]> Ooh.
<[cthulhu]> You'll keep all those door to door salesmen OUT?
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> And I don't even make people go insane.
<Tsathoggua> Yeah. Suck on THAT.
<[cthulhu]> Thank you thank you thank you!
* Asirnoth|Ctan has joined #nationstates
* [cthulhu] goes back to telepathically manipulating the humans.
* [Rhan-Tegoth] continues to sleep in London Museum.
* Mephet`ran|Ctan has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Asirnoth|Ctan)) )
* Tsathoggua wakes Rhan-Tegoth just for shits and giggles.
* Asirnoth|Ctan is now known as Mephet`ran|Ctan
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> Well, fuck you.
* [Rhan-Tegoth] claws at Tsathoggua.
* [LE] is now known as LE
* Tsathoggua does something frog-like resulting in Rhan-Tegoth's death.
* [Rhan-Tegoth] has more legs than Tsathoggua, so he DODGED!
* [cthulhu] pops up from R'lyeh.
<Tsathoggua> Um. I don't think you understand.
<Tsathoggua> I am a huge divine toad.
<[cthulhu]> Eh? Keep it down up there!
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> And my armor is badder than your skin.
<Tsathoggua> HUGE DIVINE TOAD.
* President|Albert has quit IRC (Quit: )
* [cthulhu] throws an alarm clock at Tsathoggua.
<Tsathoggua> Therefore.
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> Tsathoggua, and I'm a... Big divine crab-mammal thing.
<Tsathoggua> By the Laws of Huge Divine Toadness
<Tsathoggua> I'm more uber than you. And the squid-dragon/.
* [cthulhu] chuckles.
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> You can't kill me, you damn frog.
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> I'm in a warm museum. The humans would kill you.
* [cthulhu] summons the Hypnotoad to take care of Tsathoggua. @_@
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> By shooty-shooty you with a kazillion nooks.
<Kajal> ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD>
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> You'd be like Godzilla to them.
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> While I'm just a freak of nature.
<Tsathoggua> Um.
<Tsathoggua> I AM THE HYPNOTOAD.
<Tsathoggua> Just personified.
<[Rhan-Tegoth]> Wait, I think there's someone who wants to talk to you...
* [Rhan-Tegoth] is now known as Burglefloogah
* Burglefloogah is teh FROG OF WAR. From a MUD.
* Mei_Ikari posts this entire log of complete fucking nonsense here: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7526667&posted=1#post7526667
<Tsathoggua> You know what.
* Burglefloogah wages war against Tsathoggua!
* Tsathoggua kills Burglefloogah.
* Burglefloogah IS UNKILLABLE!
<Burglefloogah> I AM A GIANT FROG TOO, SO FUCK YOU! HAH!
* Etaros steps in, looks about. "Uh..nevermind." Turns around quickly and walks away with haste.
<Etaros> http://s7.invisionfree.com/KIST/index.php?showtopic=12&st=15#entry5507805
<Burglefloogah> I AM WAR!
* Kajal transforms into Generic Shoggoth (TM)
* Kajal is now known as Generic_Shoggoth
* Burglefloogah hopples around the channel like only a frog can!
<Generic_Shoggoth> Rawr.
* Burglefloogah eats a couple of mods!
<Burglefloogah> YUMMY!
<Tsathoggua> Ah...
<Tsathoggua> Huge frog-god > Burglewhatever.
* Burglefloogah attacks Tsathoggua!
<Tsathoggua> I travel through space-time. What do you do?
<Burglefloogah> Tsathoggua, we're BOTH huge frog gods.
<Burglefloogah> I make people wage war against each other. I am one of the dark gods of EEEVIL.

Melkor Unchained Wrote

I'll tell you why I should join:

1) I'll kick your ass if you don't let me in.
2) ...um... There is no 2.

...is that good enough?

Yet another batch of Hiliarity From Reppy's Quote File (TM)!

Feels like burning?
<rvs|sporadic> In Soviet Russia, nuclear power fucks YOU!
<MobileMyrth> Whereas elsewhere, you fuck nuclear power?
<MobileMyrth> Isn't that painful?
<rvs|sporadic> Depends on what you are.
<Scolopendra> What, and nuclear power fucking you wouldn't be?

A case of a timely ISP disconnect:
<Carlos> damn you reploid
* Carlos takes away all of reppy-chans power rechargers
**** Disconnected

Why does this sound wrong?
* Sirithil fnegwurzles HFS.
* Hive_Fleet_Sicarius is fnegwurzled? That's a first.
* Scolopendra thinks that's some fucked up Geigeresque biomechanica hentai kink right there.

I really don't understand this phenomena... none of them have ever SEEN my ass!
<Kaenei> FURY HAS A CUTE ASS.
<Myrth> Motion seconded.
<Kaenei> Motion passed.
<Kaenei> So, as re-read with added amendament...
<Kaenei> ALL HAIL THE BREAD OF MYRTH. CONSUME OR PERISH UNDER THE CUTENESS OF FURY'S ASS.
* Firefury is baffled by how her ass has somehow become the object of worship.

Uh....
<Mephet`ran|Ctan> Max, can you get through Melkor's ass of iron? :P
<lee> isn't that a rather personal question?

More modly hijinks:
* Katganistan grabs Melk's butt
<Alkanphel> oooh!
* Alkanphel fondles Katganistan
<Firefury> So, over that whole thing with Nathi and Devon, huh? =p

What about falling off the wing entirely?
<Tsaraine> When you're clinging to the edge of the right wing, you've got the entirety of two wings and a fuselage which is more socialist.

ZING!
* Carlos demands respect from the broom closet!
<Tsaraine> Uh, Carlos, the broom closet respects nobody. It's quite a nasty bit of work.
* Amy_Silver patpats Carlos on the head. "I'm sure the closet respects you... and will respect you more if you come out of it."

Of all the nights for me to not be on...

Oh, and "* Sensori is now known as [Rhan-Tegoth]"? Talk about going for the obscure ones... Who's next? Nyogtha?

And now for an all time low: Quoting something I did.

[12:00] <Sensori> ô_ô
[12:00] <Sensori> Look at my eyebrows, yaay.
[12:00] <Gehenna> Hehe
[12:00] <Greg-YankeeDoodle> You got female eyebrows
[12:01] <Carlos> patric swazy as hitler
[12:01] <Carlos> now that would be cool.
[12:01] <Sensori> Greg-YankeeDoodle, NOT TRUE!!!!
[12:01] <Gehenna> If you put a dot and use underscore, you get a little nose too
[12:01] <Greg-YankeeDoodle> He could never pull it off.
[12:01] <Mei_Ikari> 'The Fuhrer was not saying baby!'
[12:02] <Sensori> ÕoÕ
[12:02] <Sensori> Oops.
[12:02] <Greg-YankeeDoodle> William Shatner would be a better Hitler
[12:02] <Sensori> ÕoÕ
[12:02] <Sensori> Freaky!
[12:02] <Greg-YankeeDoodle> Sensori..now your just a child of Chernobyl
[12:02] <Gehenna> I meant a full stop
[12:02] <Sensori> õ.õ
[12:02] <Gehenna> Better
[12:02] <Sunset|DnD> We... Must.... Kill the Um Lizaan's.... for their own good. Spock.
[12:03] <Carlos> yes!

Oh yes, and before that happened...

[11:35] <Greg-YankeeDoodle> NOW WHY THE FUCK AM I WATCHING A SENATE DISCUSSION ON SEA ICE?!

This made me laugh.



C-130s for 100 million? where do u shop, crazy jed's arm and a leg plane outlet?

(after a netsplit)
<+Myrth> That was scary
<+Myrth> I was alone on a server with Rejis :(
<+Rezo> and, myrth?
<+Rezo> did the two of you have 'fun'?
<+Rezo> yRejistania> Oooo... Myrth> <Myrth> Oooo... Rejis! You have such a big... ball... For soccer, of course. <Rejistania> Yeah, soccer :)
* Rezo imagines Rejistania 'scoring' a goal with Myrth
<+Rezo> and nine months later we have a new one for the Under 3 team.

and the Quote of the $timeperiod (on discoworld):
<@KP> funniest ever TLA for a nation: Ireland = IRL!
<@KP> outside Ireland there is no such thing as RL or LIFE!

More fun in our secret channel

[10:22] <SalusaSecondus> SalusaSecondus, is 800th in the world for Rudest Citizens!
[10:22] <Mei_Ikari> You pus-soaked mutant!
[10:23] <SalusaSecondus> You monkey-baiting, soul-scratching, blunderhead of a diurnal rodent!
[10:24] <Mei_Ikari> You festering twerp! You oily ruffian!
[10:27] <SalusaSecondus> You bald-nosed, non-effervesent, triscadiscaphiliac, hirsuit, hydrophobic flagellent!
[10:28] <Mei_Ikari> You molester of monkey butlers!
[10:29] <SalusaSecondus> You condescender of apotemnophiliacs!
[10:30] <Mei_Ikari> You II forum penile joust veteran!
[10:31] <SalusaSecondus> You General forum poster!
[10:32] * Mei_Ikari dies.

Myrth reveals an unexpected power:

<Myrth> But Alysa...
<Myrth> I am your father
<Alysa_Anderson> Funny. I'm older than you.
<Myrth> I went back in time
<Alysa_Anderson> Oh, right. Fergot.
<Myrth> I have a magical time-travelling penis
<Alysa_Anderson> Only the penis?
<Ainulindalion> [09:15:36] <Myrth> I have a magical time-travelling penis <-- Sounds painful.
<Yamatto> how do you aim those anyway
<Total_n_Utter_Insanity> magic
<Emily_Anderson> You could poke Caesar in the ear with it and get it chopped off if you weren't careful.
<Myrth> Such is the way of the time-penis
<Myrth> That would make for one fucked up Dr. Who series
<Total_n_Utter_Insanity> why would Caesar chop his ear off?
<Yamatto> "what the hell is that?" "i don't know, kill it with a mallet!"
<Ainulindalion> *SMASH*
<Yamatto> and that was the end of Myrth's travelling time penis.
<Myrth> :(

More:

<Iuthicito> "They burnt down my family and raped my house!"

Sensori recieves an OMEN!

<Rezo> emoticons are evil .
<Rezo> Evil I say
<Emily_Anderson> You are just jealous because my penis emoticon has more equals signs in it than yours
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> ...
* Terr|notwork is now known as rvs|work
* Rejistania slaps Emily_Anderson around a bit with a large trout
* Rezo ponders doing some excessively stupid penis emoticon. decides against, due to self- respect reasons. Tells Emily that her penis is longer than his.
<Rejistania> "Please observe rules about family-friendly links & discussion"
<Emily_Anderson> How can you have a family without a penis emoticon?
* rvs|work observes that - and the penis emoticon.
<Alysa_Anderson> 8===============> ?
<rvs|work> SMALL!
<Rezo> well, it's longer than the entirety of alysa.
<Emily_Anderson> 8======8=====> ?
<Sensori> OMG FOUR TESTICLES THE END IS NEAR.

A late holiday batch of Reppy's quote file oddness!

Sounds painful:
<Zero_X> ...how do you stab somebody from behind in the chest with a katana?
<Firefury> By going through the shoulders first

An elf's opinion of turkey:
<Sirithil> Butterball = win.
<Sirithil> They're like the Sony of turkeys

Karma asks a very good question:
<Karma> if an english teacher makes up a word, does that make it real?

Mangala learns a lesson!
<Mangala> I just tried to burn my house down
<Mangala> note to self, ensure match is completly extinguished before tossing into trashcan full of paper

Tsaraine has no idea what the hell is going on. Of course, we don't, either.
<Oz> ...OMINOUS!
<Oz> Wow, Tsar, I had no idea.
<Oz> And you say that you got it all over your face?
<Oz> That's pretty gross, dude.
<Oz> Did you get a taste of it?
<Firefury> You were the one that put it there, Oz!
<Oz> I can't control myself sometimes.
<Oz> What can I say?
<Oz> Tsar is just a big ball of sexy.
<Firefury> If you say so... but did you really need the rope?
<Tsaraine> .... Oz, what in the name of sweet Jesus are you talking about?

I don't think I want to know...
<Scolopendra> NUCLEAR POWERED NIGHTLY COMFORT

OMG!
<II_Clancy-Wanker> ACRONYMS ARE THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING, YOU FUCKING MORON!

For once it's not Trez being homoerotic.
* Oz imagines the sort of wind necessary to blow up a 100-foot-tall blow-up doll.
<Oz> Who do we know with enough hot air to do that?
<Oz> Yeah, definitely EOTED's job.
<Tsaraine> Oz: if you want EOTED inflating your sex toys, that's entirely up to you.
<Oz> Oh. My. God.
<Oz> We've got to Tank that.
<Oz> Just read the sentence over again and give it virtually zero context.
<Tsaraine> I suppose EOTED might have something to say about it, but he irritates me greatly.
<Oz> Yeah, fuck EOTED.
<Oz> ...
* Oz fucks EOTED.

Drugs were probably involved in the making of this quote.
<Tsaraine> Okay. You get two of these giant inflatable women. EOTED may be enlisted to inflate them if necessary; Raevyn will do in a pinch. You attach ropes to their arms and legs. And then you have giant inflatable marionette battles across the city center!
<Tsaraine> inflate with helium for extra fun.

Cogitation gets violent! O_O
<Scolopendra> Hi Kat
<Scolopendra> What's up pussykat?
* Scolopendra wonders why he dragged out that obscure reference...
<Cogitation> Whoaaaa, whoa, whoaaaa....
* Myrth breaks a Tom Jones vinyl over Cog's head
* Cogitation uses his elbow to gut Myrth.

More typical mod chatter.
* Myrth wonders if Reploids are magnetic
<Myrth> "Is that a bar-magnet in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you?"
<Firefury> Yes, Myth, I'm really going to belive you have a magnet in your pants =p
<Cogitation> That depends. If Reploid slices it in half, will you scream? :p
<Myrth> I'd just appreciate the physical contact
<Cogitation> Well, I'm assuming that she'd use that ludicrously-oversized sword of hers, so she wouldn't necessarily get close to you. :p

An update regarding Reppy's ass.
<Nathicana> Carlos has been pwned by the ass.
<Carlos> I have been smited by the power of Fury's ass
<Nathicana> Carlos is smitten with Fury's ass - you heard it here, folks. XD
* Treznor wouldn't mind being smited by Fury's ass.

Raises interesting questions about novacaine...
<Oz> RAWR! I'm Damien Dreadfire! I will burn your cities! Kill your babies! Fill your cavities!
<Scolopendra> "Fill your cavities..." that's the oddest way I've ever heard someone say "rape your women."

Cog's confession?
<Cogitation> Objection! I will have you know that I have more taste and class than to go making out with Myrth! If I were to go making out with another Mod, I'd do it with either Siri or Reploid. Hell, I'd rather make out with Max than with Myrth.

Uh?
<Scolo_At_Computer> "So... God speaks to Brady and Brady speaks to Man?"
<Karma_On_Couch> "No... God speaks to the TV and the TV speaks to me. And I tell you what the TV says. It says build a Chinese junk, bitch."

Trial by burnination?
* TheCentipedeSleepsUNDEADRAWR notes siri is guilty until proven flammable

More burnination?
<Mei_Ikari> Fuel Air Explosives bring true happiness. Utter desolution is the key to air power!

Rep's ass as a weapon of mass destruction?
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> If I wanted, I could possibly sic the Cribbies on Smassy. My ass has to power to make people go to war!

THAT is a strange mental image.
<Sirithil> Pilon strikes me as having the culture of a hippie commune in the setting of a Zerg hive.

Eep?
<Tsaraine> I wonder what happens when the Borg assimilate Zerg?
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Bad Shit(TM)

Bambi! He's what's for dinner!
* Scolopendra eats Bambi. And Bambi tastes excellent.
<Scolopendra> Wait, wait, more evil--
* Scolopendra eats Bambi's mother
<Scolopendra> and she tastes daaaaaymn fine.

This is why you don't snuggle ninja moderators.
* Tsaraine snuggles the Firefury.
<Firefury> o.o
* Tsaraine Quit (Ping timeout)
<Zero_X> Wow. Deadly snuggles.
* Tsaraine has joined
<Tsaraine> yaaargh! Tsar SMASH!
<Zero_X> See what happens when you snuggle Fury, Tsar? :P
<Tsaraine> o.O
<Tsaraine> Eep.

Summoner?
* The_Rep_of_Komokom casts Summon of Rezo's Ass ( and the rest of him too )

This sounds greatly disturbing.
<Kaenei> Imns you Antarctican-bred penguin molester! Fetch me a rubber chicken and join me in the drawing room. We're going to see just how many eggs you can lay before sunrise...
<Imnsvale> How big of a rubber chicken, sir?
<Kaenei> It must be thrice the height of a man Ims, my loyal conservatory-painting mutton humper!

Uh....
<Oz> I'm literally using Evander Holyfield and Oscar De La Hoya to keep my ass warm.

Riiiiight...
* Oz just stares at Imns's boobs.
<Oz> ...I mean Siri's. Siri's.
<Oz> Common typo.

Not at all!
<Mei_Ikari> 'GOD DAMN YOU, NOW YOU'LL LEARN WHAT A MISTAKE IT IS TO ANNOY A GUY WHO CAN FART ROCKET FUEL!' 'Aiiieeee!'
<Mei_Ikari> <explosion?>
<Mei_Ikari> <strange tinkly sounds and so on> <vague camel sound>
<Mei_Ikari> Am I rambling in a rather strange and faintly deluded fashion, by any chance?

More mod chatter
<Cogitation> Show me ONE reference to "Jedi" before George Lucas was born. :p
<SalusaSecondus> YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE A REFERENCE. THIS IS NOT THE RELIGION YOU ARE LOOKING FOR

So THAT's why the forums grind!
* Firefury kicks the server hamsters
<Cogitation> So THAT'S why they've been dying!
<Cogitation> You've been abusing the hamsters!
<Firefury> Only when they're not working! ;_;
<Cogitation> I know it's frustrating, but beating the hamsters isn't going to help!
<Cogitation> Myrth is NOT going to fit inside that wheel!
* SalusaSecondus grabs a blender
<Cogitation> I fail to see how liquifying Myrth is going to help.
<Katganistan> He won't be able to power the wheel if he becomes a Myrth-shake.
<SalusaSecondus> He shifts his weight around and the wheel rotates to compensate


Oops?
<Oz> ERROR: Error Flood
* Imnsvale (Waukeen@pcp01308962pcs.sabrna01.az.comcast.net) Quit (Client closed connection)

Not surprising.
* Myrth de-panties Sakkra!

*GASP!* Cog regarding Rep and Salusa alone on one side of a Netsplit.
<Cogitation> Shall I leave you two alone in here so that you can make some hot Admin love? :)
<Firefury> Wow. Cog made a gutter joke!

More about Reppy's ass.
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> ^_~ My ass could send an entire chatroom of Nationstates players to war
<One> "The ass compels you!"

Hrm. Hope I didn't post some of these before.

* Mei_Ikari kicks 1:600 scale ship models after losing the group of molecules representing the anchor.

* Iuthicito fondles... HIMSELF! <Asami-chan> Don't spill it on the keyboard, Iuthi. <Asami-chan> ballistic arcs can be a bitch. * The_Reptile_of_Komokom is suddenly put off his vanilla yoghurt. <Petoht_Al-Rayn> Or the monitor. That shit streaks.

<Jamez> faking an orgasm with a gay man is easy, you just spit on the other guy's back.....

[18:54:55] <Mikhail> Try all you want, you can't vanquish my l44t skillz of d00mez! [18:55:03] <Mikhail> ... [18:55:07] <Mikhail> l33t*

<Doc_Evilonavich> its 10:21 isnt it <LandHawk> 6:21 over here. <LandHawk> Our cocks are synched. :D <LandHawk> *clocks. >v<

<Karma> Basic Flying Rules: Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.

<The_Rep_of_Komokom> " Hack ... go rescue him " <Petoht_Al-Rayn> Um... there's kind of an ocean between us. <Crazy_Girl> swim?

* Sirithil kicked out the moneychangers in the temple... he wanted a monopoly, obviously

* Mei_Ikari kicks 1:600 scale ship models after losing the group of molecules representing the anchor.

For those curious:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/Tinyanchor.jpg

These guys are working overtime, I swear o_o

Moo, moo, I'm voodoo cursing you?
* Sakkra turns D.A.s testicles into toads.
<Makou> o.O
<Nathicana> O_O
<Zero_X> o.o;
* Tsaraine applauds.
<Makou> I always look in here at the best times.
<Nathicana> My, wouldn't that be a surprise the first time ya dropped yer drawers, neh? *giggles*
<Nathicana> * Decisive_Action looks down at his balls.
<Nathicana> * His balls look back at him. "Rrrrribbit." (@)_(@)

Riiight.
<Mei_Ikari> Roast be in a pop band, it would seem that that CAR HAS BREASTS.
<Mei_Ikari> Why not just spray 'This man has no penis' across the hood?

Nathi giggles!
* Nathicana is over here wiping tears of mirth, so help me.
<Treznor> Better than tears of Myrth, by far.
<Nathicana> stop making me giggle dammit!
<Firefury> Trez, stop assaulting Nathi IRL!
* Treznor goes to fetch the vibrator, so he can be accused of assault with batteries.

Murder, or the mandatory homoerotic Treznor quote?
* Mei_Ikari STABS! Trez.
* Treznor dies horribly.
<Mei_Ikari> Can't you at least die nicely and with style?
<Treznor> So learn how to use your...er...blade better.
<Firefury> And into the gutter we go

More gutter talk
<Nathicana> Resistance is futile. You will be violated. XD
* Firefury VIOLATES! Nathi with plasma cannon shootydeath!
<Nathicana> eep!
* Treznor VIOLATES! Nathicana with his own cannon.

DOOM!
<Ground_Battleship_Doramascher> 75,000 tons of pure DOOOOOOOMEH.
<Nathicana> That's a lot of doom, there.

Be wary of rousing the ninja mod's wrath!
* Indy|Zzz grabs Fury, dips her back slightly, and kisses her soundly. Then places her neatly in an armchair before fleeing to bed. HA!
* Firefury stabs Indy in the heart from behind
<Indy|Zzz> It was worth it... ack, I'm slain!
* Indy|Zzz dies
<LE> Indy your dead. Stay in character, too.

THIEF!
* Mei_Ikari steals Zero_X's pants to surprise him.
<Zero_X> OMG! My pants ;_;

Note to self: Killing LE is fun.
<GregorydelosSantos> Pfft..I'm only doing it because killing LE is fun.
<LE> It is?
* GregorydelosSantos stabs LE in the gut and cuts up to the connecting bone of the ribcage. "Yup."
* LE cries

"Whee!" is not the typical reaction.
<Kaenei> I'm about to post the destruction of Menelmcar and the ENTIRE SOL SYSTEM CIVILISATION plus call Nathi a skanky whore in one post.
<Kaenei> I challenge thee to offend more.
<Nathicana> Whee!

Very... violent, isn't she?
<President_Ayala_Shin-Ra> I'll gladly be killed to see you lose a testicle!

Brought to you by the NRA.
<CSSOURCESHOTGUN> SHOTGUN! It does the body good!

Wow?
<Etaros> "approved by God, so it's guaranteed to give you a holy yelp of pleasure"

No, not at all!
<Mephistopheles> By the by, is this another name for Satan I'm wearing ? ( And more importantly, " does it make me look fat ? " )

What about the female moderators?
<Mei_Ikari> The answer is clearly to increase Max's supply of fine wine and hookers.
<Scolopendra> Yes.
<Scolopendra> Wait, no.
<Scolopendra> The answer is clearly to increase the moderators supply of fine wine and hookers.
<Mei_Ikari> I'll take Cog's share, for, um, safe keeping.

The sequel!
<Tsaraine> what are you discussing?
<Firefury> Fine wine and hookers, apparently
<Firefury> In other words, Dominion wine and Nathicana, obviously

Typo!
<Kaenei> Nobody wuvs me, Ke-an-ei, why can't you see, I'm so sad. Nobody want's to be my little pumpkin-ballistic-missile, I'm a wolf without a whistle!
<Makou> Who can't spell his own name?

The mandatory homoerotic Treznor quote:
* Kaenei fully expects to lose touch with everyone. As is the way of a cruel world.
<Tsaraine> Nonsense, Kaenei. When I'm a zillionaire, I can afford to blow a relitavely small amount to set you up in a luxurious villa somewhere in ... hmm ... Michigan will do. I'll own Michigan.
<Treznor> Nah. I'm going to have you chained up in my closet, Kaenei. You'll be "in touch" with me daily.

How to impress Siri!
<Kaenei> Oz, you've got to be realistic. I've failed to seduce stuffed animals.
<Sirithil> Well...see, the typical plushie is difficult to seduce to begin with.
<Sirithil> Given that they just sorta sit there.
<Sirithil> I'd be very impressed if you seduced one

An interesting thought
<Kaenei> I can't see any boyfriend of Sirithil's being "an equal partner". I get visions of "I like this one, buy it!" "Yes dear." "Stop agreeing with me without thinking first!" "Yes dear." "Did you think about that?" "....Yes dear."
<Kaenei> Do you take [whateverthehellyournameisthatsSirithilonhere] to be your lawfully wedded wife? "He does." "....Yes dear."

What?
<Kaenei> All hail Tsar the second, supplier of the kinetic energy required to drive the fissionable material together, Lord of the chocolate Alabama cake, organiser of unity amongst Jews, Labeller of transgender sluts.
<Tsaraine> ... "Labeller of transgender sluts." When have I ever labelled a transgender slut? I don't even know any!


Holy N00kz, Batman!
<Kaenei> I bet you have small boobs.
<Kaenei> And you need forcefields to compensate.
<Tsaraine> By the holy light and irradiation of the Holy Atom Bomb and the Holy Uranium-231, we shall destroy the unbeliever!
<Sirithil> The only thing I need forcefields to compensate for is crazed nuclear clergy who want to sacrifice me in atomic fire. \-.-/

Typical Myrth
* Myrth molests the monkeys, for old times' sake

Myrth gets PWNed by a bot
<Myrth> I am a bounty... for this lucky channel ^_~
* Myrth rips his shirt off
<Myrth> COME GET ME, LADIES!
* Claw immolates the body on a funeral pyre, and Myrth rejoins the force.
<Kia_Purity> ...Apparently, death got you.
<Myrth> What the...
<Jared_Allen> Owned.

Myrth's failed retaliation
* Myrth installs Windows ME on Claw
* Claw denies Myrth access to his datajacks! "Dat's pewsonal, buddy!"
<Jared_Allen> * * * YOU DO NOT HAVE PROPER ACCESS RIGHTS TO EXECUTE THIS FUCTION * * *

Nathi?
<Myrth> nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi
<Myrth> My reckoning is, every time you say her name, she hits Treznor
<Trent_Truth> But I think he's failed to take into consideration Nathi nathi, nathi nathi nathi. Nathi nathi nathi.
* Treznor nods happily and shows off the bruises.
<Trent_Truth> Nathi, nathi nathi, nathi. Nathi nathi, nathi.
<Myrth> Well yeah, but those are only valid when you take into account nathi nathi nathi nathi, together with nathi nathi nathi nathi nathi
* Treznor moans happily.
<Trent_Truth> N= Nathi [Nathi + Nathi / Nathi] Nathi/Nathi?
<Nathicana> You people are really ... really ... odd.

Nathi mathi?
<Trent_Truth> N= Nathi [Nathi + Nathi / Nathi] Nathi/Nathi?
<Trent_Truth> Or did I forget to carry the Nathi?
<Myrth> nathi = ((nathi^2)*7) - (nathi + (nathi - nathi ^2)) * nathi
* Nathicana hates on math. No Nath in the Math. Nuh uh.
<Trent_Truth> Nathi + FLAMING FURY OF DEATH = No Nathi Mathi?

Nathi is a drug?
<Myrth> All Nathi and no mathi make nathi a nathi nathi
<Sakkra> You're all on drugs.
* Sakkra points the FINGER OF ACCUSATION!

Duck!
<Trent_Truth> RUBBER DUCKS FOR ALL MOTHERFUCKER!

Nationstates algebra?
<Firefury> (Nathi + Treznor)*Carlos-sanity=?
<Treznor> An irrational number, of course!
<Tsaraine> Carlos-insanity is an erroneous computation. It cannot occur.

If you say so...
<Nathicana> Rules of Bedroom Golf: Always get permission from the course owner before playing the back 9.

Yay?
<Kaenei> I wish Imns was here, I'd torture him something unsightly.

PH34R!
<Kaenei> I can perform a lobotomy with my index finger, if you want to experience life as...Theallas.
<Tsaraine> *shudders* noooooo!
<Nathicana> That is a fate worse than death, that is.

Page after page of IRC. My god. DOes anyone have any that are actually from RPS?!

You know... like my own "I should Ortillerize you on principle alone." Come on. I know someone says witty things on the forums... maybe not to the level of legend as "Perrier, you're dead, stay in character." or "Amerigo is a land of contrast." but dig people, dig! That or start an IRC quote thread. Or a non-IRC one.

Well, since Imns didn't specify, I'm thinking its okay.

You know... like my own "I should Ortillerize you on principle alone."Well, they are in there, no? For the eternal shame of those who insert egoquotes in order to satisfy their pityful egos.

Oh, right...

<Tsaraine> KITT? <Yamatto> knightrider car <Tsaraine> still no dice. <Yamatto> david hasselhoff <Tsaraine> who? <Yamatto> with the talking robo car of doom. * Alysa_Anderson gives Tsaraine a much needed injection of Social Literacy.

Page after page of IRC. My god. DOes anyone have any that are actually from RPS?!

Go find some, then. This has basically evolved into NS-Bash anyway.

Zero to too much information in ten words.

<Rezo> Ummm... You're not aware of my dark SM fetishes, right?

More IRC stuff recorded for us all to enjoy...

Yamatto:- The High Leadership of Menelmacar bear a resemblence to Kiki from sluggy
Nathicana:- boing?
Nathicana:- 'Stay good Siri stay good'
Yamatto giggles
Yamatto:- I was thinking more of the short attention span, but hmm
Yamatto:- visualises siri "poing-ing" around elfville or whatever

Same Conversation later...

Nathicana:- Is she house broken
Yamatto:- Ask Ctan
Yamatto:-'Is your elf house-trained?'

Sal is no mere admin!

<SalusaSecondus> Let me know when I can reenable creation

Too Drunk To Know

[NHSR|USR] woo... you know a drink is strong when you feel the burning well below your stomach
[NHSR|USR] but that might be the cinnamon
[Etaros] Or that could be you pissing on yourself. >_>

Too Much Info?

[Etaros] I just took my first pee of 2005. Yaaaaay!
[NHSR|USR] w00t
[Petoht_Al-Rayn] YUS!
[Sirithil] I just learned my first thing of 2005 I didn't need to know! Yaaaaay!
[El_Sentiel] yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[Sirithil] \~_^/

Ever wonder what those dang elitists do?

[20:18] * Awake-Kzintosh (Scolopendr@nr29-66-161-173-164.fuse.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[20:18] <Sakkra> Must be my deodorant.
[20:21] <Kaenei> Or your name. Two consecutive "K's"? My mother always said, "Don't trust a man who shuns vowels."
[20:21] <Sakkra> Okay, Kn.
[20:21] <Kaenei> Lovely women. Terrible ending. Stepped on a LND MN.
[20:21] <Kaenei> Couldn't read the warning, you see.
[20:22] <Sakkra> Hee hee!
[20:23] <Tsaraine> D NT RMV VWLS
[20:24] <Kaenei> VWLS R TH KY T R PWR!
[20:24] <Kaenei> Translation [VOWELS ARE THE KEY TO AIR POWER!]
[20:24] <Firefury> BT RMVNG VWLS S FN!
[20:25] <Sakkra> Understood.
[20:25] <Sakkra> Cld b th nw lt spk.
[20:25] <Kaenei> NLY UNTL SMN LSS N Y!
[20:26] <Sakkra> Rght. Mntl nt, dnt ls y.
[20:26] <Firefury> Nt engh nmbrs t b th nw lt spk
[20:26] <Sakkra> VWL!
[20:26] * Tsaraine scps t Kn's ys wth rbbr chckn
[20:26] * Firefury dies
[20:27] * Kaenei SLPS TS WTH TRT!
[20:27] * Firefury switches to pl8 speak, which she has found to be a more complex language than any form of 1337 devised!
[20:27] * Tsaraine XPLDS TRT WTH PDS LSR!
[20:28] * Firefury is distracted with food and runs off to grab dinner
[20:28] * Kaenei GRPS FRY'S RTRTNG SS!
[20:29] * Sakkra is now known as Skkr|Sprdc
[20:29] <Tsaraine> MG!
[20:30] <Kaenei> NZ!
[20:30] <Tsaraine> brb
[20:31] * Firefury cts Kn's hnd ff wth th swrd f DT!
[20:32] * Awake-Kzintosh fnds ths ll vry msng
[20:34] * Firefury dcds t shn cnsnnts nstd f vwls!
[20:34] * Kaenei BLDS TO GNSNG NT-DTH!
[20:34] <Firefury> A! O ou a uea a i I ay!
[20:34] * Khenala MG! ts sm pzz!!1
[20:35] * Tsaraine cnt ndrstnd ll ths.
[20:35] <Kaenei> I i i a o aae.
[20:35] <Tsaraine> Ia! Ia!
[20:35] * Kaenei MERGES THE TWO AND RECOVERS TEH POWER! ENGLISH IS THE KEY TO AIR POWAH!
I'd like to say this doesn't happen often, but that'd be a lie.

And this is me drunk. Warning: the blank line after "Nathicana comforts Tsar" is actually white text. If you are Christian, you will probably find it quite offensive. This is not done with the intent to offend, but rather to show just how... crass my wit gets when inebriated.

All you other heathen, go for it and highlight it. It's not too extremely bad.
[00:52] <Tsaraine> aiee! lag hurts baby Yesu.
[00:52] * Nathicana comforts Tsar.
[00:53] <Scolopendra> Baby Yesu can SUCK COCK.
[00:54] <Tsaraine> Indeed. Lag hurts *me*.
[00:54] * Nathicana nearly chokes on her water at that image.
[00:54] <TheKingOfAllCosmos> Eh...
[00:54] * Tsaraine is ... comforted. ;)
[00:54] * TheKingOfAllCosmos is now known as Oz
[00:54] <Nathicana> ice cube ... nearly up and out the nose .... XD
[00:54] <Oz> Huh. It's funny. That... offended me.
[00:54] <Scolopendra> Whoa.
[00:54] <Oz> Blatantly so.
[00:54] <Nathicana> Hence the choke.
[00:54] <Oz> And I haven't been offended in... months.
[00:54] * Scolopendra bows to Oz.
[00:54] <Scolopendra> I didn't even hardly try.
[00:55] <Karma> this is why we get Scolo shit faced.
[00:55] <Oz> I don't know if I should applaud or beat your ass.
See y'all in Hell. I'll be the one handing out nametags.

On the NATO boards we're having one of the monthly elections for leader. Now as a joke the three people who are running, Me, sigma octavious and Automagfreek, have or will be posting mock campaign ads. Here's my first offering.

As you know Celack, Sigma Octavious, and Automagfreek are all running for leader. To see how they do at such a job we gave them all puppies. Let's see what happened.


*Sigma starts playing with puppy, but then finds a copy of WoW and plays it non-stop causing the puppy to die from starvation.*

*Automagfreek kicks the dogs, and a whole bunch of wannabe, loser, follower nations run up and kick the dog to death.*

*Celack plays with the dogs and treats it right*

Vote Celack, he's the only one who didn't kill the puppy.

Yet another new batch of Nationstates IRC bash!

Tube samurai!
* LE goes near Firefury.
<LE> Yay, I survived!
* LE runs
* Zero_X sails through the air and takes LE's head off with a cardboard tube
<LE> DAMN.
<LE> I *still* got killed.

Uh..... O_o;
* Etaros|Bodyguard_of_Siri feels special. Like Michael Jackson molested special. Or better. >.>
<LE> .....
<Etaros|Bodyguard_of_Siri> Oh come on, how much better can it get than being molested by a cream-colored Peter Pan with no nose that's sexually and gender-confruzzled?

I DISBELIEVE!
* LE kills Etaros.
<Etaros> You do not.

I have no idea.
<Etaros> Why did the word "emulator" make me think of a self-thinking electric dildo?

If that's love, what's hate?
<Etaros> I must love y'all a lot. I'm up at 3 am talking about Bush, dildos, and kinky lingerie.

What happened to seperation of Church and State? =p
<Sirithil> This would require a constitutional amendment. Which would require 2/3 in both houses and approval of 3/4 of the states. Which would require an Act Of God™.

And people bitch about a MOD conspiracy?
<Nathi|Bedtime> .... And you fools thought I only did this on NS. HA!
<Indy> Yes Nathi, I know the Dominion Ninjas are lurking just around the corner.
<Nathi|Bedtime> Oh please. I don't run The Dominion irl. Just on the game. My other ... controlling interests are well ... classified.
* Nathi|Bedtime INSPIRES! paranoia and fear. YUS! ... or something.

War of words!
<LE> wb again gay Aussie :P
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Hello you sad heterosexual .... Englander ?

Womancock?
* The_Rep_of_Komokom MAKES OUT with his CAPS key.
<Owen_Warwick> his capslock key loves it some mancock.
* [hack] peers at Owen, "As opposed to womancock?"

My character Skyraider from Nathi's coronation thread, in a nutshell.
<Firefury> What would a sexually frustrated, heavily modified, non-engendered reploid be called, anyway?
<Alysa_Anderson> Firefury: Fucked up.
<Zero_X> Really fucked up.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT MY ASS?!?
* Rezo cuts LE's nose off. "Now, how you're going to sneak up Fury's ass NOW, hmmm?"
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Rezo, using his tongue rather then his nose.
<Firefury> o.o;

The Cleansing of Nationstates?
<RenMyler|Zvarinograd> Our world will be cleansed from the heathens!
<Firefury> The General forum will be wiped out? o.o

An interesting take on anatomy.
<Eadwacer> Male genitalia was designed by Russians. Simple, crude, gets the job done efficiently, and anyone can get it to work with no problems. Female anatomy was designed by Japanese. Complex, delicate, elegant and does things that no one else would think of. Unfortunately requires a PhD to get working
<Kaenei|sick> Funny that, the only female anatomy I seem to have had any experience in was made by the Chinese. Looked normal enough, but quickly proved to be a cheap imitation with poor paint job and terrible customer complaint handling. >.>

Heil Mein Toaster!
<Tsaraine> All hail the toaster!
* Firefury hails the toaster!
* Zero_X hails the toaster, and then sticks some bread in to toast

Um... I thought it was Sakkrans licking elves that did this...
* Treznor licks the Sakkra hide.
* Treznor has a hallucinogenic fit. "Wee! Look at the pretty colours!"

Questionable mod chatter
<Sirocco> The truth has set me free.
<Katganistan> In that case, it must have enslaved you to begin with.
<Sirocco> No. I was held captive by lies, deceit, and phallusies.
<Sirocco> Fallacies.
* Firefury SO quotes that!

Y'get the feeling Myrth dislikes Harry Potter?
<Myrth> I think I'm going to create a puppet, and dismiss all issues on it except the Harry Potter one
<Myrth> Then I can have a nation which is nothing but 'Harry Potter books are banned, Harry Potter books are banned, Harry Potter books are banned and Harry Potter books are banned.
<Myrth> Take THAT J. K. Rowling.

Taken COMPLETELY out of context. (It happened right after the above.)
<Awake-Kzintosh> YES.
* Awake-Kzintosh kisses Myrth full on the lips.

More mod chatter. OMG CORRUPSHUN!
* Awake-Kzintosh curls up on Fury's head, thus granting her mystical Totally Pimp Two Ton Tiger-Striped Turban powers.
* Firefury looks up. "Sure those fins on the helmet don't poke?"
<Awake-Kzintosh> You already stabbed me. They fit nicely into the holes.
* Firefury grumbles about having to clean blood off her armor again
<Awake-Kzintosh> Bah. You enjoy bathing in the blood of your enemies and you know it.
<Firefury> Well, yeah, but you're not in the "my enemies" category!
<Myrth> Am I?
<Firefury> Nah, yer in the "abuse frequently" category =p


Myrth overreacts.
* Sleepedy_Ants (Scolopendr@nr29-216-196-136-218.fuse.net) has joined The Lair
<Myrth> I could be like... your arch nemesis who you secretly lust for OMG ANOTHER SCOLO
<Myrth> KILL IT
* Sleepedy_Ants was kicked by Myrth (WITH FIRE OMG)

Scolo + booze = God?
* Kaenei notes Scolo is twice the legend drunk. Which makes him Jesus Christ when sober, and GOD ALMIGHTY WHEN TEH DRUNK.

MORE mod chatter!
<Myrth> Pretty much just pointless, unhelpful and annoying for anyone living far enough in the last century to be using dial-up and 800x600 resolution
<Tsaraine> Myrth: me, until a few months ago.
* Firefury looks at Myrth. "...."
* Firefury smacks Myrth upside the head with the flat side of her sword

Worthless Ad:
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<TRD> My God!
<Mei_Ikari> YES, MY CHILD?

<SammichKing> But I'm not Japanese.
<Indy> You should be!
* Indy gets out the Japan-o-ray
* Indy zaps SammichKing, and turns him into a cute little neko girl.
<SammichKing> ... you know, I REALLY wish I could say that I this is the first time I've been zapped into a female form.

Not even late night IRC..
* Mephistopheles invades LE then goes to get a drink.
<LE> * Mephistopheles invades LE <--- that can mean something very wrong.
* Mephistopheles tackles LE before he goes and ends up lying on top " See ? Now your conquested ! "
<LE> ...
<Mephistopheles> heh.
* Mephistopheles goes to grab a soda
<Yamatto> give in LE. just admit your need for komo and give in.
<LE> ....
<Sakaki> Indeed
<LE> NEVAH!!! :P
<LE> ;)
<Sakaki> you want to feel Komo. Deep inside you...
<Yamatto> he's cracking
<Sakaki> Your heart, anyway
<LE> ....
* LE throws something hard, say, a poisonous, explosive pumpkin, at Sakaki, so quick it is impossible for him to do anything and everything so that the thing doesn't come into contact with him.
<Sakaki> You HAVE! this feelings!
* LE hits Yamatto so hard he can feel the pain even in his legs
<Sakaki> Come on. Nothing like a good male butt :P
<Yamatto> MANCOCK
<Yamatto> it's what's for dinner
<LE> .......
<LE> help, Komo?
<Yamatto> yes, appeal to your future husband
<LE> .....
<LE> Note to self: stay away from Komo, Yamatto and Rezo. and CarasGaladon.
* Mephistopheles returns with Soda, slaps LE on the ass on the way past " Now guys, leave my bitch be, :p "
<Yamatto> we should stop oppressing LE with Komo's sexuality.
* LE thinks you all need psychiatric help.
<Mephistopheles> I swear, Reppy would be having a field day right now, :\
<LE> lol
<LE> she would
<Yamatto> she's never here when I do my best lines
• Yamatto cries tears of frustrated quote whorage
<LE> well someone *could* send her logs...
<LE> (NO ONE DO SO!)
<Mephistopheles> Do so. My oppressive sexuality compels it.
<Yamatto> what, you have an objection to being known as Komo's husband?
<Mephistopheles> Ummm, scuse ?
<Sakaki> Not Husband
<Sakaki> slave
<Mephistopheles> The correct term is " my bitch " thank you.
* Sakaki is sure LE is somewhat submissive
<Yamatto> alright
<Yamatto> Komo's wife.
<LE> ...
<Mephistopheles> thank-you.
* LE hides behind Gehenna
<Sakaki> I mean, he lives in a nation that has public caning as punishment for chewing bubblegum. He must be submissive
<Mephistopheles> I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP 1 ON THOSE RARE OCCASIONS PANTS ARE NEEDED 1

<Nathirusea> ALL WILL BECOME ONE UNDE THE SKIRTS OF TEH NATHI
--Felix

Proof that its not just all about who has the better National Animal :" I can make people have AIDS ! "Another reason I myself don't R.P. too much, let alone here :

<Scoote> For some reason when ever I go to join an RP in NS its always " TOO FULL " Or " page seven " or " I have to leave I had a heart attack "

<Scoote> Or " The maker of this RP is now dead, We are sorry about that " Was my Favorate

<Scoote> He posted right after me ...

A random chat about one's national status can become rather disturbing...


<mwace> Ooo sweeeeeeeet!
<mwace> My back up nation
<mwace> The Allied States of Civilized Rebellion
<mwace> has a robust sector is led by Cheese Export
<mwace> XD
<mwace> Sweetness...cheese...
<Tarl> That makes as much sense as wiping one's ass with a single square of toilet paper while having serious bowel problems... [in reference to the nation's name]
<mwace> true, but cheese rocks
*ASS wipes his ASS with a cheese export sector
<mwace> wtf
<mwace> ?
<mwace> lmfao


A few lines later...


*CheeseExportSector feels violated
<mwace> lmaoo
*ASS walks away


Some things just shouldn't be done...

They put something in the water round here...
* +Vertical_Maglev_Zeta_Plus strokes the wankcircuits integrated in the bottom plates on some Territory AFVs - so 1,000-ton MAPs can do hundreds of kph in the Big Logistics Tunnels.
<+LandHawk> Big Logistics Tunnels.
<+LandHawk> BLT. :D
<+Vertical_Maglev_Zeta_Plus> Hm, that's a usable joke acronym. Thanks.
<+Yamatto> "quick, to the BLT!"
<+Yamatto> "you wanna do what with a sandwich?"
<+Vertical_Maglev_Zeta_Plus> "Shut up and bring atomic batteries to power, pillowbiter."

Page after page of IRC. My god. DOes anyone have any that are actually from RPS?!

You know... like my own "I should Ortillerize you on principle alone." Come on. I know someone says witty things on the forums... maybe not to the level of legend as "Perrier, you're dead, stay in character." or "Amerigo is a land of contrast." but dig people, dig! That or start an IRC quote thread. Or a non-IRC one.

Thine wish shalt be granted.

From a different kind of chat...Chimaean fighter pilot chat...

"...probably be sending a bunch of flying swastikas at us."

"Or maybe they strap their leaders onto their planes? I can just see Jaar or Mathew flying towards us at Mach 2, screaming incoherently..."

This is respectfully from Kaukalostan's War on Water (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=290878&page=1&pp=15) thread.

The guy just cracked me up!


A tired looking man in a form fitting jumpsuit stepped up. "Yes, sir?" the former Colonel asked. He missed the good old days, when he was still Colonel Vickers, not Henchman Number Three.
The General pointed to the ex-Colonel. "Deploy the minions for combat! We must defeat the sea!"

"Sir?" the tired man asked. "Why would we-"

"Don't question my genius! And why aren't you wearing your tin-foil armor suit? You know it is uniform requirements to have at least 60% tin-foil coverage of your semi-scifi jumpsuit!"

The Colonel sighed. "Okay sir, I'll put on my tinfoil."

"And the small cap with the secret symbol?"

"Yes, sir. Sir, can I have my name back? I think I've performed well enough to get a nametag."

"Well... Vickers is so un-henchmenlike. Maybe... Volg. Yes, that's it! You'll be my new super-soldier commander, Volg! Just Volg, like Madonna!"

"Yes, sir." the ex-officer sighed.

"Now prepare the troops for battle! I will summon my chariot, and we'll do glorious battle!"



As the Troops rested and ate their K-ration feast, B-52s continued to carpet bomb the ocean in preparation for Operation Pillar.


"Is that the Ion Tether?"

"Yes, sir, uh... I believe he's using it on the water."

"Won't that make a tidal wave?" Vek looked over the sea again, saw the huge wave heading for them. "Shit."



Grevados paced around the small, dim room, letting his boots rap against the metal floor. "So, he won't talk..." he muttered.
[...]
"No, sir." the Intelligence Agent responded. [...]In the next room, through a one-way mirror, another ISA Interrogator was yelling at a glass of water, demanding the location of the Rebel Base.

Grevados scowled. "Fine. Use torture. And inform the prisoner that if he doesn't reveal the location of the base, I'll be forced to destroy his homeworld."

"Uh, sir... that would be our world."

"Eternal vigilance is the price of peace, Agent!"
[...]
The ISA Operative turned, cued a mike. "Begin drinking water."

Grevados was in a frenzy, firing wildly. "We've gotta stop them!" The crazed man grabbed a flamethrower and fired, but this only triggered the sprinkler system. Grevados screamed in pain and fell down. "They got me! Carry on the fight, boys!"



Grevados slowly removed the thermometer. He looked at it and screamed. "I have been infiltrated! I must removed the threat and dishonor by falling upon my sword!" he scrambled about for a sword. "Does anyone have a sword?"

Norris shrugged. "I've got a ball point pen."

"That will do!" The General tried to run himself through with a pen. He cried out, "Flee now, before it gets you, too!" he stabbed himself in the eye with the pen. "They got my eye!"

The others quickly fled the room, and Volg pulled down the shade. They stood outside the office, trying to ignore the squishing noises. "You wanna look?" Norris asked.

"No."

"You sure?"

"Yes."

Norris peeked in, looked sick. "I shouldn't have looked."

"What was he doing?"

"Trying to gouge his liver with a rank emblem."

"Good Lord."

Someone asked, "Should we stop him?"

The chorus answered, "No."


Norris thought for a second. "What about his body? He won't be buried in the Military Cemetary after this stunt!"

The newly reinstated Colonel Vickers shrugged. "Burial at sea, I guess."


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Ya know...after doing this...I probably just should have put link only...the entire thread was entirely memorable...

Meh, oh well...

I have a secret identity, oh yes...

* Mei_Ikari kicks The_Rep_of_Komokom into the River of Knives.
• Yamatto watches Komo get eaten by sharks. KNIFE SHARKS.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> WITH LAZER EYEZ
<Mei_Ikari> Sirocco has laser eyes.
<Mei_Ikari> They were give to him by Santa.
<Yamatto> and a transforming wang?
<Mei_Ikari> No.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> No wang at all.
<Yamatto> heavens
<Mei_Ikari> Tho I hear it does have a bit for opening bottles.
<Yamatto> swiss army wang
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> o.O
<Mei_Ikari> OMG.
<Yamatto> compact with multitools!
<Yamatto> "check out my corkscrew baby!"
<Mei_Ikari> Does it have a thing for getting stones out of horses' hooves?
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> A pick?
<Yamatto> yes.
<Yamatto> that would be cool.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> An awl-equipped wang?
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> It'd be "awl inclusive"! <rimshot>
<Mei_Ikari> 'By day, Yam is a regular officer, but at night, TRANSFORMING SWISS ARMY COCK BOY fights the legions of the deadly crime boss LORD WANG.

Firefury, Treznor is weak, there is more homoeroticism elsewhere.

* AustarUnion|Indigo invades Etaros... sexually... RAWR
* Etaros is invaded sexually and enjoys immensely
<El_Sentiel> If only wars were fought that way, eh, Etaros?
* Etaros would be a warmonger if that were the case, El_Sentiel

Key bits bolded:

[09/01/05 - 19:38:25] <+Iesus> James *nuzzles* always room for you...being you'll be firmly pinned beneath me:D
[09/01/05 - 19:38:34] <+Iesus> nighty nigh!
[09/01/05 - 19:38:37] <+Iesus> *snuggles!*
[09/01/05 - 19:38:49] * Parts: +Iesus (matty@210-55-148-163.dialup.xtra.co.nz)
[09/01/05 - 19:39:07] <@Gehenna> Not sure we needed to be left with that image :)
[09/01/05 - 19:39:13] <+LE> lol
[09/01/05 - 19:39:55] * @Indy huggles Gehenna and protects her from that image
[09/01/05 - 19:39:57] * @Gehenna kills James in the absence of Iesus
[09/01/05 - 19:40:02] * @Gehenna huggles
[09/01/05 - 19:40:41] <+LE> lol
[09/01/05 - 19:41:02] * Quits: +James|Midlonia (din626@ACB997AB.ipt.aol.com) (Ping timeout)
[09/01/05 - 19:41:14] <@Gehenna> Wow, I'm better than I thought

Here's a good one:


Official Statement from the United Republics of Tiburon on the passing of King Robert CCXIV and the placement of an antimatter bomb on the designated evacuation area

Holy crap.

Long ass war on water post.
My post in that thread was my first post ever!!!

[20:23] <Tsaraine> D NT RMV VWLS
[20:24] <Kaenei> VWLS R TH KY T R PWR!
[20:24] <Kaenei> Translation [VOWELS ARE THE KEY TO AIR POWER!]
[20:24] <Firefury> BT RMVNG VWLS S FN!

Reminds me of the classic TV satire skit:

Trevor McDonald:

THS IS NWS @ 10 IN TXT WV TRVR MCDNLD.

HEDLNS:

TXT MSG CRZ HITS BRTN

VWLS ON WY OT

N CNTDN 2 B AXD.

GDNT.

Warning: Post Contains ABBA.

The Swedes have a lot to answer for.
<Krytenia> will somebody please explain to me why I'm sitting in front of my PC listening to Abba at 6:30 in the morning?
<Joanna> because you can't help but listen to it, it's so compelling
<TRD> Palindromes are irresistible
<Joanna> either that or you're nailed to your chair

Trez in spirit...
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> <Krytenia> You ARE the dancing queen !

More ABBA madness.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Young and sweet and only seven-teen ! And any one else who says different is in a rich mans world.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> ...
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Please, let me die. -_-
<Krytenia> Kom, if i wasn't nailed to this chair, i'd be happy to kill you.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> XD
* The_Rep_of_Komokom puts on " the winner takes it all " then, :P
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Err, no " Gimme Gimme " <_<
<Joanna> Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight!
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Take me through the darkness to the light of the day !
* Joanna crosses her hand in front of her face, wearing tight silvery pants and a hot pink blouse
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> [GUN SHOT]
* The_Rep_of_Komokom slumps down mercifully dead.
<Krytenia> S.O.S! Kom's dead!

Therapy in Espionage


"Reconnaissance," explained Bulgak Karakadymov, "is a martial art, and I am a black belt." He demonstrated with a flourish of body language as he typed furiously on the length of the computer's keypad; relocating spysat positions to take a better view. "It's nearly as ancient and honorable as Kung Fu or Jujitsu." His friend Navishko in Iuthia Prime listened skeptically over the commlink, reviewing his progress. "Reconnaissance," she said, "is peeking into people's homes." The director of Foreign Intelligence overheard their conversation as he was walking by. "Reconnaissance," he said, "is therapy, beneficial to the government's paranoia ..." He paused for a moment to consider. "Therapy by peeking into people's homes," he corrected, going about his business.

"Qui was not my choice!" - The character, Ravelyn Shentavo.

From the Reploid Panty auction thread.....

She turned on her bath water, lit some candles and rested. However her mind could not drift from one subject:
WHAT THE HELL WILL SHE DO WITH REPLOID UNDERWEAR!

Oh, the hilarity.....

From Camp Resticted:

Livahdi blinks several time, and slowly turns around towards the main assembly. "I swear, if you blew up the generator, I will rip off your arms and beat you to death with them." She looks over the room, but sees nothing obviously wrong on either the equpiment or the status indicators. Still, something seems wrong, and eventually her eyes come to rest on a shallow, hempspherical depression in the floor.

"Where did the refrigerator go?"

A Considerable Distance Above Camp Restricted

With an slight pop of displaced air, a TME Residential Refrigeration Unit appears, several hundred meters from any kind of support. A moment later, it does what any sensible kitchen appliance in such a situation would do, and plumets downwards.

Safely Under A Roof

"Lieutenant."

Turino gulps. "Commander?"

"If I recall correctly," Livahdi's icy tone leaves no question on the matter, "my lunch was in that refrigerator. You have ten minutes to determine where it went, or we'll see if Hyooman really does taste like the real thing."

"Yes, ma'am. I'll get right on it, ma'am."

Splat.

Pho Hammuh looks over to his left and sees a pizza, topping-side-down, strewn about after a terminal meeting with the ground.

With the characteristic rustling sound of leaves, a head of lettuce bounces off of his head. "Ah," he says, "maybe that's why I got involved in gravitics. My head attracts things." He looks over to his right just long enough to see a casserole dish shatter against the Brummbar.

"Right. Attracting stuff is bad now."

It doesn't matter which direction he runs in; he just runs for it.

"AHA! A perfect test subject!" exclaims Turino, holding up a general-purpose tracking device wrapped in shock absorber foam, which makes it look like a nerf basketball. A moment later, the foam ball is placed gently in the mesh sphere and the lights flicker as it disappears.

"Huh. It appeared a few hundred meters above us, with a bit of horizontal displacement," says the tech.

"I wonder who he's been dropping things on?"

The SWORD prototype fires it's massive thrusters, blasting around the course mapped out on the computer. Until the sensors pick up an abrupt new contact just to the left of the prototype.

"AAACK! UFO! UFO! EEEEEEK!" Ymari shrieks, hitting the button to activate the beam fin weapons as the SWORD sweeps forward. The plasma blade contraption sumarily impacts the hapless ball of foam, vaporizing it in a gooey sticky vaporizing sort of flash.

"BN, what in the hell are you doing!? This isn't a live fire exercise!" Dr. Nekura rubs her temples, feeling a headache coming on.

"I swear, unknown contact just went POOF! right next to me!" Ymari responds. "And it was heading right at me!"

"And according to the sensor data, baka neko, it was basketball-sized chunk of foam padding. Congratulations, you killed somebody's sports equipment." Dr. Nekura scans over the data.

"Doc, how does a basketball get three-hundred-plus meters into the air and appear out of nowhere?" Ymari shuts the beam fins off sheepishly as she resumes the manuvering tests.

"I don't want to know."

"My transmitter! What did they do to my transmitter? How dare they!" rants Turino. A moment later, he dispatches Igor from the room. Up in the control booth, Livahdi and Holst look at each other as quizically as they hear the food processor in the break room being used for several minutes. Below them, Turino is working at the control console, and the phrases "wide scatter," "automatic trigger" and "saturation" are heard. Suddenly, Igor returns pushing a large cart full of what look to be cream pies.

"Quickly, Igor! Put them in as fast as you can!" The pair begin rapidly tossing the pies into the chamber, each on disappearing with a pop.

Suddenly, hundreds of cream pies begin popping into existance, filling the skies above Camp Restricted like some kind of tasty anti-aircraft barrage.

"GYAH!" The doctor jumps as the tasty projectile makes contact with her head. "What the effing-?! PIE?!"

"AAAAIYA! Doc! I can't dodge it all! There's too many!!" Ymari whines as the prototype takes the brunt of the barrage, creamy goodness spotching the blue and silver prototype with polka-dots of pie.

Dr. Nekura sidesteps another of the fiendish confections, and manages to catch a third one relatively intact, one eyebrow twitching. "Gravwank, I assume." She marches resolutely to the nearby lab building and comes upon the Cetagandan lab and spots Turino and Igor tossing the evil pies into whatever the hell that contraption in the center of the room is.

"I think this belongs to YOU!" The good doctor hauls back and lobs the creamy confection at the back of Turino's head before storming out.

There are SO moderators in those balloons. Can't you see their evil white eyes staring out at us?
They are mod-wraiths, shadows of their former self, corrupted by the power the Dark Lord gave them. Now they serve only his will.


Oh my my my ... *grins*

Disclaimer: The following might just offend persons of faith or patriotism or other such things. Sorry 'bout that, don't go looking for my house with the angry mob.


Oz: Does anyone know about Pope Alexander VI?
Tsaraine: No? Try Wikipedia. It knows a lot of stuff.
Oz: According to Jack Chick's website, he apparently declared in the late 15th century that all lands that hadn't been discovered or claimed were Catholic property.
Tsaraine: http://en.wikipedia.org/
Cetaganda: hmm.
Oz: I don't know if that's true or not, but the very concept of it absolutely cracks me up.
Cetaganda: well, it certainly fits with the Catholic church.
Oz: <England> WE CALL CANADA! <Spain> Oh, yeah? Well, we call Central America!
Oz: <Pope> Yeah? Well, we call everything else in the universe times infinity so there!
Tsaraine wonders if that means the Vatican owns Antarctica. Because, you know, there were a lot of natives doing claiming back then too.
Oz: <England> You can't do that! <Pope> Uh-huh! I talk to God!
Cetaganda: actually, I belive the Pope also made some kind of decalration on how America would be split between Portugal and Spain.
Oz: <Germany> Well then, we'll just have a Protestant Reformation and keep those lands for ourselves.
Tsaraine: <Montezuma II> Screw you, Alex - who's doing the hard yards keeping the sun going? Moi!
Oz: <Pope> You can't! Catholic lands have invisible forcefields!
Tsaraine: that happened, in South America.
Oz: <England> What? That's not true! I'm going to go complain! <Pope> You can't! The ground is lava!
Oz: <Spain> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Cetaganda: *England watches the Spanish Armada get wiped out by a storm.
Cetaganda: <England> So, your Popeness, how do you explain that?
Oz: <Pope> God did it! I told him to!
*** Oz is now known as Pope
Cetaganda: <England> So, you're siding with us Protestants,then?
Pope: And you can't take out the Spanish Armada cuz I wasn't helping and you're not powerful enough and we have giant lasers that are a million kajillion infinity miles long!
Pope: No, you're stupid and excommunicated and I'm not playing with you anymore!
Cetaganda: <England> Lasers haven't been invented yet, dipshit.
Tsaraine: The Pope - now with giant moon lasers!
Pope: HOLY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! ENGLAND MADE A SWEAR!
*** Pope is now known as Mary
Mary: England, go to your room.
Mary: You're grounded.
Cetaganda: *England sticks its collective tongues out at Mary.
Cetaganda: <England> You can't tell me what to do!
Mary: Yes, I can. I'm your Holy Mother.
Cetaganda: <England> You're just some woman who couldn't keep her pants on!
Mary calls for a child counselor.
*** Mary is now known as Germany
Sirithil: Pfft. Adultery's all fine and good with God when the woman's doing it with him.
Germany counsels England with a splendid new counseling technique called "bombing all to shit."
Sirithil: ;)
Cetaganda: <England> Now that's just not nice.
Sirithil: Adulterate with GOD, and you'll have two thousand years of priesties calling you sinless.
Germany: What are you gonna do about it? Huh? Cry to the US?
Germany: Your stupid little jock brother who plays football?
Cetaganda: <US> Actually, now that you mention it.
Cetaganda: *US sinks all the German U-boats, firebombs various German cities, and sends in hordes of troops.
Germany CONCEDES! and is split in two!
*** Germany is now known as Pope
Pope watches breakdancers.
*** Pope is now known as Oz
Oz: And that, kids, is the story of Earth.

<From the old NS forums...>

Tiburon learns the truth...

Me: Did you ever notice how many guys play NS compared to girls? It's almost as if Haraki and Danzi are the only NATO girls around...

Ruhr: Um... Haraki's a guy.

And now... From Crimmond's Cult of the Angel IC thread. The IC thread...

[OOC: Keep IC comments to a minimum, if you can. I know it's hard at times, but just try. :rolleyes:

How can you be a Neo-Nazi and a Jew-lover at the same time? :?

lol

or a neo-nazi and a communist at the same time?

Clonetopia: If NationStates has taught me anything...
...it's when someone on an internet forum says something totally crazy, there's at least a 50% chance that they're not joking.

Omicron Alpha: With me, it's 100%. I get lots of junk mail from psychiatrists.

<From the old NS forums...>

Tiburon learns the truth...I remember that.I was there. This reminds me off


Hey everyone,

Kits is a guy


Only old-timers rememver this and I pretty sure I didn't get the exact wording down.

I remember that.I was there. This reminds me off



Only old-timers rememver this and I pretty sure I didn't get the exact wording down.

THE ETERNAL THREAD! Ah, such memories. All of us huddled in that thread the night of the mass goatse spamming, braving the storm, and remarkably not getting into flamefests despite a couple of people really trying to start them... alas, those days are gone.

And new quote:
<Sirithil> I still say God just likes ortillery.

And now... From Crimmond's Cult of the Angel IC thread. The IC thread...

:rolleyes:

lol...don't be too hard on C now...haha

THE ETERNAL THREAD! Ah, such memories. All of us huddled in that thread the night of the mass goatse spamming, braving the storm, and remarkably not getting into flamefests despite a couple of people really trying to start them... alas, those days are gone.

And new quote:
The flamewar was almost started between Bisconia, who kept posting flame-bait relgious spam threads, and the Damned people . I joined in and help TDP in the righteous smack down of that guy. He eventually got DEETed for flaming and spamming while me and TDP walked away smelling like roses. MEMORIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

<Mei_Ikari> You only need to hide your pron folder if it's not your computer.
<Etaros> I was not doing any such thing.
<Lun_Noir> Hahaha
<Etaros> And even if it were, my sister does get on this computer.
* James|Midlonia watches the lie detector jump and beep, then emit smoke.
* Etaros giggles
<Etaros> Well she's authorized, because the computer in the living room is basically dead. Hasn't been turned on in a month.
<James|Midlonia> so you're hiding the pr0n folder so she doesn't screetch "look! look!" when she stumbles across it?
<Etaros> No, she already...ahem. And tried to watch the "family entertainment" with me, giggling at it. BUT!!! I still stand by my lie that I am NOT hiding you-know-what.
* James|Midlonia snickers.
<James|Midlonia> Wait, I'm sorry, she tried to watch two guys at it with you?
<Nathicana> You ... watched porn with your sister.
* James|Midlonia blinks
<Etaros> I didn't! *groans*
<James|Midlonia> LIES!
* Nathicana does NOT even touch that. No. Nope, no way, NOT gonna go there ... uh uh.
<Etaros> The child is pyschotic and dragged me to the computer. I called her a freak. She said, and I quote her on this, "I don't see anything wrong with watching porn with my brother!!" She was laughing at it anyway.
<Nathicana> You ... watched porn ... with your sister.
<James|Midlonia> that....doesn't strike me as "steryotype southern" at all......
* Etaros clicked it out asap, thanks.
<Etaros> SHE'S the freak, not me.
* Nathicana is deeply disturbed to the very core of her being.
<Lun_Noir> ....
* Lun_Noir gives Nathi a hug.
<Nathicana> And let me tell you something - THAT is an accomplisment.
<James|Midlonia> we Know Etaros, you're huggable and not retarded.
* Nathicana hugs Lun. "The horror ... the horror ..."
* James|Midlonia hugs Etaros to prove his point.
* James|Midlonia hands Nathi a stiff drink.
* Nathicana sends this out for quotage.

And now... From Crimmond's Cult of the Angel IC thread. The IC thread...

:rolleyes:
Dammit, it was 4am! you're lucky I was able to type at all!

I remember that.I was there. This reminds me off

[quote=THe UBER-thread that would not die!!!!!!!!!
Hey everyone,

Kits is a guy

Only old-timers rememver this and I pretty sure I didn't get the exact wording down.[/QUOTE]

The Thread that Refused to Die! I remember that!!!

You people kept posting late at night, when some people happen to go to sleep...

*hated having to read through 10 pages of post every day*

OOC: 3 days until 3 years of Tib! Yay!

[Scolopendra] Hm. If all the guns on one side fire, does it tip over or something?
[NHSR|USR] lol
[Doc_Evilonavich] all I know is I never said anything about fire control
[NHSR|USR] its a flying KV-VI
[NHSR|USR] it'll fire all the guns in one direction, flip over into a ditch and catch fire

Several minutes later

[Scolopendra] Wait... all those guns...
[Scolopendra] What about ammunition?
[Doc_Evilonavich] see those big "clip towers" ....
[NG] you don't need ammunition as long as you believe in yourself

Sometimes, it that little touch that makes a quote memorable.

Oh, to sail a ship on the (at least) seven sea and engage horrible heretic enemies down there.

"We find it depressing that there are an increasing number of elves, dwarves, Turks, vampires, and other non-humans, relative to humans in the world..."

Emphases mine. :D

From Moderation, of all places:

We do try to take care of them, honestly. However:

1)We are human.
2)YMMV. What offends some, may not be offensive to most.
3) ;) When we start banning and locking, shrieks of outrage deafen us...
4) When we don't ban and lock immediately, shrieks of outrage deafen us.

What's a poor forum mod to do? ;)
Ban and lock everything!

[Liebermonk] Siri makes things interesting
[11:50pm] • Ilosse growls at Agwene
[11:51pm] • Sirithil moans, and kisses Ilossë passionately, then pulls Agwene into the bed too. "Threesome!"
[11:51pm] »» join Mei_Ikari
[11:51pm] • Agwene kisses Ilosse and gets pulled
[11:51pm] »» nick change Mei_Ikari changes nick to "Emily_Anderson"
[11:51pm] • Ilosse engages in said threesome
[11:52pm] • Agwene decides two elves are better than one
[11:52pm] • Ilosse feels very uncomfortable and suspects someone is using this for "family entertainment" and getting off on it.
[11:52pm] • Sirithil pulls Em in too for girl-on-girl-on-girl-on-girl action
[11:52pm] • Ilosse makes orgasm sounds better than Donna Summers
[11:53pm] [Sirithil] (Okay, careful, kids, family friendly.) :P

Smartass Convention 2005

[NHSR|USR|HL2SDK] time to mess around with something thats way above my head
[Etaros] God?
[Alkanphel] Addition?
[Ainulindalion] Walking and chewing gum?
[Etaros] Perhaps teh OMG ABC's!!

Bat Sacrifice!

• Freethinker sacrifices some bats in worship!
[Imnsvale] O_O
[Freethinker] well, they were lying around, either that or the virgins and they are just Sooooooo messy
[Imnsvale] ...
[Freethinker] what?

Atlantian Oceania - Funny.

From the AO Forum thread "The Republic Falls"...


#1. Have A Nice Afterlife!
::TRANSMISSION::
::DATA BURST LEVEL V::
::SECURITY LEVEL III::
::THS GOVERNING OFFICES::

::ULTIMATUM RECIEVED, NOTED, AND ARCHIVED::

::THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY::

;::;NOVVS ATLANTIS;::;

#2. Too much information...
After a few cups of strong coffee and a long and well needed visit to the toilet the other delegates arrive and meet in the assembly hall.

#3. The pen IS mightier than the sword.
"What you do when you want to use the device to kill someone is push in the button on the top of the 'cap' that looks like a colored piece of plastic pen cap top, unscrew the 'pen,' stick it into the victim, press the button again, then pull it out and hide it. The best place to stick someone is in the buttocks, and the fastest that our agents were able to accomplish this was three seconds. The target's death will be most painful, but if done correctly, the enemy will think that the target truly had a heart attack."

#4. Comically neutral!
Chairman Warzycha almost choked on his own saliva. "So lets see. That's Rock (The Chairman holds up his left hand at shoulder height), Hard Place (now the right), Us. (The Chairman cranes his head in between his hands.)"

"Yussur."

"Bugger that. I'm not toughing this one with a ten foot pole. Ready a couple of SAM sites. Anything non-neutral enters our airspace, if it ain't a bird, blow it to smithereens. If it is a bird, smack it with some AA fire. I ain't putting anything past these guys."

"Right sir. I'll get on that straight away. Oh, and some good news..."

"Oh?"

"LUCIFER has been sent to hell. NA messed up when they fired it."

"Send the Imperiator a ham as a condolence."

#5. Not exactly a Gangsta's Paradise...
"A Blood, hmm... hmm.... Praetorians, send him through a meat processor, alive."

"Daddy! This is the strange man I told you about!"


Heh. I didn't quite realise what I'd said till I read it again. And it's not even my character, i just had permission to use it for a while - but it's what she would've said in the circumstances.

Like so...

<@Melkor> my back hurts and none of you pussies are up for an owning :P
<@Nathicana> pfffft.
* @Melkor snorts
<@Melkor> pfffffft yourself :P
• Yamatto gives melkor the finger. goes back to sweating.
* @Nathicana bitchslaps Melkor back to his dark lair.
<@Nathicana> I'll show you 'owned', boy. :P
* @Melkor grins at Yamatto
<@Melkor> oh this ought to be good
<@Melkor> please, do proceed.
* Nathicana sets mode: +b *!*@65.60.209.255
* @Melkor folds his arms and looks down at the puny woman.
* Melkor was kicked by Nathicana (Nathicana)
<@Nathicana> pwned.
* @Nathicana waits for it.
<Yamatto> now everyone msg him and laugh
<@Nathicana> doo eet!
<Yamatto> he doesn't sound like a happy camper
<Goobergunch> doesn't he know /chanserv unban #nationstates ?
<@Nathicana> Nope.
<@Nathicana> [23:56] <Melkor> any time
<@Nathicana> [23:57] <Nathicana> I seem to have forgotten how ... just gimme a sec here ...
<@Nathicana> [23:57] <Melkor> double click in the chat field look up my addy and hit unban
<Yamatto> Now when he comes back, everyone is to keep a straight face.
<Mephistopheles> :|
* @Nathicana whistles and waits for the auto timer to run out while stringing him along for a couple more ...
<Movodor_Alarin> STRAIGHT FACE
<Mephistopheles> Well I'm out then, :p
<Mephistopheles> * :|
<@Nathicana> Yus. Straight face.
<Yamatto> Composed and calm. No one is to laugh.
<Mephistopheles> =| <- Really straight face.
<Freethinker> =¬|
* Nathicana sets mode: -b *!*@65.60.209.255
* Joins: Melkor (speedball1@65.60.209.255)
<Melkor> HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
<@Nathicana> *ahem*
<Melkor> that was OMG SOOOO funny
<Yamatto> I don't see anyone laughing. We're all deadly serious right here.
<Marduk> Quite
<@Nathicana> Nope, no laughter.
<Yamatto> Everyone, show Melk your straight faces.
* Melkor snorts
<@Nathicana> :|
<Goobergunch> :|
<Yamatto> :|
<Movodor_Alarin> :|
<@Treznor> :|
<Mephistopheles> =|
<Freethinker> =¬|

<Yamatto>I've got 3 servers open and I'm not just in those on here :p
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Dammit.
<Yamatto> the other is OMG SEE KREET.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Ah.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Sheep Pron.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> You'll get busted for it one day you know. Kiss the 3rd server bye bye, :p
* Yamatto eyes undernet. "Won't miss it."

And, a few minutes later ...

* Yamatto beats RenMyler|Zvarinograd unconcious with his MIGHTY DEFENCE PHALLUS of doom.

And because its funny even if I don't take it out of context ...

* Rezo only ever saw size.

A slightly odd revelation:

<[violet]> i look like chewbacca

[27/01/05 - 16:08:51] * Indy switches to magnetic spoons, and wonders if Amy_Silver will start singing folks tunes as a result.
[27/01/05 - 16:09:26] <Indy> "I guess a robot would have to be crazy to want to be a folk singer...".... Heh.

Oh Dear..

[11:35pm] * Etaros strips Welshy-style
[11:35pm] [Yamatto] the welsh?
[11:35pm] [El_Sentiel] welshy style?
[11:35pm] [Yamatto] welsh style stripping involves rugby jerseys and sheep
[11:36pm] [Etaros] Yamatto is RIGHT!!
[11:36pm] [El_Sentiel] lol
[11:36pm] [Movodor_Alarin] heh
[11:36pm] [Movodor_Alarin] you just described south islander stripping too.
[11:36pm] [Etaros] Stripping sheep wearing a rugby jersey is soooo awesome and sexy.
[11:36pm] [Movodor_Alarin] >_>
[11:36pm] * Etaros purrs
[11:36pm] [Yamatto] well true
[11:36pm] [Yamatto] south islanders also add stockman's hats to the equation Mov
[11:37pm] * Etaros does it nekkid >_>
[11:37pm] [Etaros] I STRIP NAKED!! HEIL MY POWAH.
[11:37pm] [Yamatto] you're an elf so we can't tell if you're a boy or girl. so it's ok.
[11:37pm] * Etaros uses his confused genitals to bodyslam Yamatto

Whether this is funny or not -- I dunno. But is it strange? Just a little..

We present...

"The Vilitan Job"

"So what happened on the job then, Charlie?"

"Well," Charlie continued his story, "we caused a traffic jam in the city by knackering all the traffic lights. Then, using trucks and stuff, we nicked the security van containing the Boots of Banda."

"Callum's Cleats!" exclaimed a man beside him.

"Exactly," Charlie confirmed, carrying on, "then we put the boots and some handy gold - that was just lying around, mind - into Red, White and Navy-Blue Mini Coopers - very patriotic, mind - and got out of the city through some impressive driving."

"Crazy Nova Britannican driving, you mean," another man said.

"Probably," Charlie allowed the point, "but that's just the side of the road we drive on, thankyou very much. Anyway, we put the Mini's into the back of a bus, then offloaded the Boots and the Gold, then chucked the Minis down the hill, and we were off."

"But what went wrong, Charlie?" Worsley was a good storyteller, they just couldn't get enough.

"Shut up and I'll tell you," he threatened, "well our bus driver was on the old wacky baccy, y'know? So his driving goes right down the Khazi* and bosh, we're hanging over the edge of a huge cliff." Charlie held his arms out, as if to balance, just for effect. "So, the bus tilts back and the Daisies* go flying and the doors pop open and I'm on the floor inching to the Daisies* and i say:

'Hang on a minute, lads, I've got a great idea'

"And then, you'll never believe this, I..."

"Shower Time!" The guard interrupted him, rattling his baton acorss the metal bars of the cell. "Come on you waste-of-space criminals, the VOIA doesn't let you scum get dirty! Move it!"

The bars of the communal cell swung back and everyone was let out. Nice of the Vilitans to have us prisoners shower so often, Charlie thought to himself as he stood up.

"Not you, Britannican," the guard said, "you're being released - Lack of evidence."

"More like proof of innocence, chummy," Charlie sneered smugly, "I might even get back in time for the Squornshelous match, that'd be a turn up for the books."

"Quiet, Worsley."

"Don't tell me to be quiet, you cheeky monkey," Charlie was getting annoyed now, "Now get your skates on, mate, and get me slappin* of here, otherwise its your Gregory* on the line, got it?"

"Um, not really," the Guard replied.

"Let's go," Charlie explained, "I've got a match to see. Where's me whistle*?"

"Your whistle?"

"Never mind."

*NB Rhyming Slang Terms

Khazi = ??? = Toilet
Daisies = Daisy Roots = Boots
Slappin = Slappin Trout = Out
Gregory = Gregory Peck = Neck
Whistle = Whistle And Flute = Suit

[Trance] Lets sing
[02:14pm] [Trance] 1,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of bear on the wall
[02:14pm] »» nick change Rejistania changes nick to "Hexatux"
[02:14pm] »» nick change James|Midlonia|Ill|away changes nick to "James|Midlonia|Ill"
[02:14pm] [Joanna] bear????
[02:14pm] • Joanna hugs Greg
[02:14pm] • GregorydelosSantos hugged
[02:15pm] • Weyr|Anarchy sighs
[02:15pm] [Trance] You never had bottled bear?
[02:15pm] [James|Midlonia|Ill] certainly puts "Hair of the dog" into new conext
[02:15pm] [Sirithil] Mmm, bottled bear.
[02:16pm] • Etaros|Sick yums. "Sounds tasteh."
[02:16pm] • Sirithil uncorks one and offers it to Jo.
[02:16pm] [Hexatux] 1 bottle of bear?
[02:16pm] [Sirithil] Yes, one bottle of bear.

"My subs can travel 1000 miles under the sea!"

Hataria

(From "World Cup: The Discussion Thread")
You are a funny man. And by that I mean funny-weird, not funny-ha-ha.
Who, me?

Interesting fact:

<Sirocco> When a sirocco is blowing, people in the nearby vicinity feel really depressed.

Democracy in the NSWC :)

< Eauz> and Arry seems to be the boss, because I asked him for vote results from the last 2 bids, and he wouldn't give them
< Eauz> it's like Bush declares victory, but no count

"We politely inquire how the theft of fruit-flavoured chewing products is violent in any way."

~Foreign Affairs Minister Jack Angus of Jacksonesia.

Amazing what one comes up with in the shower...


<Tarlachia> I had an interesting thought while in the shower...I wondered if it was possible to sue the IRS (Internal Revenue Service) on something such as "denial of right to make a better life for myself."
<Alysa_Anderson> If that was an actual right...
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Sounds constitutional too me. I say go for it.
* Ink sues God for denial of right to rid the world of idiots.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> What about the life to freedom, liberty, another word that doesn't mean free-ness, and property ?
* Crazy_Girl has quit IRC (Quit: going to the shelter)
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> * right, not life, argh.
<Tarlachia> then again, suing the IRS...what if I won? The settlement would be taxed...
<Alysa_Anderson> That's in the Declaration of Independance, which is not law.
<Tarlachia> the bastards!
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> heh.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Not unless you avoided the tax well enough to set a precedent and bring the nation down, o.o
<Tarlachia> O_o

Laws are swiftly passed...


<Branin> my people are hereby forbidden to sue me or my tax service
<Tarlachia> wuss...

*Tarlachia runs into a wall
* Tarlachia crashes through the wall, flips over Nathi's bed and flies out the window
<Nathi|Sleepin> 'night!
* Tarlachia lands face down on the street below*
* Tarlachia rolls up into a ball and collides into Assington
* Assington explodes... deatomizing Tarlachia
*Tarlachia giggles strangely
<Tarlachia> Ass is right y'all...I've had almost no sleep in the last 2.5, almost 3 days
<Tarlachia> damn homework had to be done...and with nearly 40 hours a week of work, combined with 12 hours of classes a week, I'm kinda in a tight spot
<Assington> 40hrs... you're not even full time dan... are ya?
<Tarlachia> nope, can't afford to do that
<Movodor_Alarin> ASS!
<Assington> so they have you working Full-time hours at part-time pay... cheap bastards
<Assington> MEIN TAR!!!1
<Tarlachia> yes...cheap
<Tarlachia> but at least I exploit them for what I can get more than the average idiot
<Assington> heh
<Tarlachia> being a manager has its perks...
* Assington waves to TAR and gives him a monkey!
<Tarlachia> I want a monkey
<Tarlachia> specifically the one from the movie "Outbreak"
* Assington gives Dan a rabid monkey
<Movodor_Alarin> mmm monkeys
<Assington> aww...*gives Komo an uber sexy guy blow up doll*
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Nothing can compare to the real thing. That ass on that boy, rawr. ( makes scritchy cat swipe motion )
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> He was tall, dark handsome, witty, and, err, yeah. Also had a great ass.
* Assington backs away slowly...
<GregorydelosSantos> ...
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Memories ...
* Assington is an ASS
<Assington> a great ASS at that
<Sketch|DoW> Mmmm, ass.....
* The_Rep_of_Komokom blinks.
* The_Rep_of_Komokom slinks towards mod cave.
* Assington should be known as ASS THE GREAT... ATG!
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Anti Tank Gun ?
<Assington> hmm, that as well
<Neo> <Assington> what else does an ASS do but idle? <---- Oh the thoughts just run through my head..
* LLCoolTH has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Sketch|DoW> heh
<Assington> hmm, I hold firmly to the belief that an ASS is an outgoing path and doesn't require the probing hand of a proctologist
<Ink> http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8150954#post8150954 - Democrats flip out, and went about killing both fascists and communists.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> " I hold firmly to the belief that an ASS is an outgoing path and doesn't require the probing hand of a proctologist " <- So does that make anal sex " walking up the path " ?
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> o.o
<Assington> yes...
<Ink> AH GOD MY EYES!@
* Ink melts.
<Assington> at least it does for my ASS
<Assington> ATG
<Ink> Antitank gun?
<Assington> aye... but most importantly... ASS THE GREAT

Conversation takes a turn for the worse when a sleep depraved Tarlachia and an ASS grace MIRC

Enlightening thoughts...


<Tarlachia> I wonder...do I appear to seek trouble?
<Agwene> Nope
* Tarlachia counts the number of bashes by ops, and the single death delivered by IRCop
<Agwene> Just not enough platonic huggliness
<Panto> omg Excalbia
<Panto> ^_^
* Gehenna|InDreamland is now known as Gehenna
* Tarlachia huggles Gehenna
<Tarlachia> hi, I'm trouble.
* Gehenna huggles
<Tarlachia> I'm an op's worst nightmare.
<Gehenna> I know you are
<Gehenna> :)
<Tarlachia> I manifest myself in many evil ways.
<Tarlachia> I am pure evil.
* Nathicana ruffles Tarlachia's hair. "Yep."
* Tarlachia goes to take a shower, "I feel dirty"...
<Tarlachia> that so was not meant to come after your comment Nathi!
<Nathicana> heeheehee


I thought I was dead...

And you thought the Janet Jackson halftime adult show was all beaten to death...


* Panto hugs America and tells it "Poor America, don't let that crazy Fox News Channel scare you"
<Assington> that guys is a psychotic republican nut
<Tarlachia> Fox doesn't scare us, esp. since the Janet Jackson bullshit
* Assington hates politics
<Panto> THIS JUST IN, JANET JACKSON JANET JACKSON JANET JACKSON AND JOHN KERRY'S NOW A COMMUNIST
* Agwene is not an Elf, for the last fucking time
<Panto> she's a sidhe
* Tarlachia pulls the plastic ears off
<Panto> and WHAT a sidhe ^_^
<Assington> what about the giant label that says: FOX: Fair and Balanced (as long as it's pro-republican)
* Indy has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Panto> OMG Excalbia
* Assington eats Excalbia
<Tarlachia> what gets me really rolling my eyes about the Janet thing is this: If each of those damn coporate pale-boys would look down, they would see they have the same thing, just uglier!

Most memorable quotes of all time? Come on, really? IRC logs are so very rarely memorable or even funny. Especially not an IRC log with me in it.

Most memorable quotes of all time? Come on, really? IRC logs are so very rarely memorable or even funny. Especially not an IRC log with me in it.

YOU ARE A LIAR AND WILL BE DESTROYED SHORTLY BY A QUALIFIED...FELLOW

[12:42pm] * Rezo yawns.
[12:47pm] * The_Rep_of_Komokom takes advantage of Rezo's wide open mouth.

Just what we all didn't want to see.

Most memorable quotes of all time? Come on, really? IRC logs are so very rarely memorable or even funny. Especially not an IRC log with me in it.

Some of the funniest moments for me online have happened while in IRC channels, particularly #nationstates and #nationstates_general.

"I am...how you say...Paranoid"
-Scarface

"Im big You're little...."

"I am...how you say...Paranoid"
-Scarface

"Im big You're little...."
-??

Great CS RP:

Ankh-Morpork Inquirer

Hiiraanian Government Denies Everything
Come On, How On Earth Do You Win 10-4?

Our reporter in Hiiraan says that the government denies all connections with the bribery scandal now unfolding in Total n Utter Insanity. Well, you would, wouldn't you. It's hardly something you admit to, is it. Look at the evidence - a referee suddenly retiring to Psytroxia with a nice profit, shots from Belmorons going well wide of the target despite being clean through on goal, the Belmoron keeper being completely abysmal, Alan City buying three players for AM$200,000,000 in the past week - it all adds up. Never mind that these things happen every week - this time we've got something to connect it to! And besides, we have evidence from a Hiiranian, Asif Iqivashit, who has bravely jumped off from the government. Okay, so he's responsible for about six murders and is currently seeking asylum in Total n Utter Insanity (his reasoning being that he's not much worse than the regular citizens), but that is not to say that he can't give valid testimony. He said that under the influence of Progressive Hash, he had seen Alan Belmore been given tons of money by someone in a turban. This is surely incriminating evidence!

From the NSwiki article on "wank:"
On a side note, the effect of an unstoppable bullet striking an impenetrable shield has proven catastrophic.

<LordSauron> Plus anyone whose real name is "the Deceiver" has GOT to have ulterior motives.
<Sirithil> Um, that's not his real name.
<Sirithil> That's what the Eldar call him.
<TRD> His name is "Miffy"
<Weyr|JAVAnating> Mephetran?
<TRD> Miffy
<El_Sentiel> just his nickname he go from colleage right siri?
<Weyr|JAVAnating> Miffy!
<Sirithil> El: Sorta.
* Weyr|JAVAnating ponders sending a ship called Miffy to the party
<El_Sentiel> man I pity the dean..
<LordSauron> And you're doing it with a big metal suit. Dosen't that creep you out? He's like, an amorphous blob INSIDE an animate dildo.
<El_Sentiel> ROFL
<Sketch> LOL
<Sirithil> Sorta like you? :P
<TRD> Miffy can be quite charming.
<Azaghal> Wait.
<Azaghal> The C'tan aren't Necrontyr, are they?
<LordSauron> I'm not an amorphous blob.
<Sirithil> No, they're not.
<El_Sentiel> god I love this channel
<LordSauron> In fact...
* Azaghal didn't think so.

I love IRC...

*Jon slowly came round, coughing. He saw Tish standing over him muttering something.*
Oh shut up, even in death you're annoying.
*he stood up and walked over to the bar*
Wow, heaven looks remarkably like Paradise Club used to.

This just happened like five minutes ago, I found it hilarious. He died then he was brought back and that is what he says.

From the Reich regional HQ:

Beer is clearly an elvish plot to weaken the devout and faithful! We shall never allow it to poison the minds and bodies, the souls of our people!

HEIL WHISKEY!

~ Uriel

<NG> wtf m8?
<NG> that makes sense no.
<NG> socrates was muslim
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> ...
<ITDgov> no, he was pagan
* Treznor buries his face in his hands.
<Theallas> Socrates was indeed pagan
* The_Rep_of_Komokom hefts a flame thrower to DEFEND FREEDOM
<Theallas> Correction
<Treznor> Okay, NG. Out of the gene pool.

<Yamatto> I am tempted to jump into this thread, size 11s swinging and scream "JIHAD ON THE FALSE MODERNISTS!" with god's own.
* Petoht_Al-Rayn giggles.
<Mei_Ikari> Yay! But don't.
<Yamatto> because you know all these "modern tech" jerks are flying round in raptors with M1A3s and OICWs and so forth
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Heh. "I'm modern tech but I use vapor-ware." "Then you aren't modern, are you, whackbag?"
<Mei_Ikari> 'But my larger population means that HOLY SHIT HE HAS A FLAMETHROWER AIEEEEE'
<Yamatto> thanks GMC.
<Mei_Ikari> Wassat?
<Yamatto> you just made me laugh like a psychopath in a public place
<Mei_Ikari> I WIN!
* Petoht_Al-Rayn giggles.
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> A WINNER IS YOU!
* Yamatto feels all exposed and paranoiac now. checks his fly.

Stances and opinions expressed in this quote do not reflect the official policies on the NS moderator team. Ahem.

Stances and opinions expressed in this quote do not reflect the official policies on the NS moderator team. Ahem.

I see no mods there... just someone called "Mei Ikari" and someone called "Petoht Al-Rayn"... >.>

I do not believe IRC works on a Mac, does it? I feel so very alone without it, and this thread proves I am missing out on yet another potential addiction.

SOMEBODY HELP ME!

I do not believe IRC works on a Mac, does it? I feel so very alone without it, and this thread proves I am missing out on yet another potential addiction.

SOMEBODY HELP ME!
X-Chat Aqua (http://sourceforge.net/projects/xchataqua/), an IRC client for MacOSX.
ShadowIRC (http://www.shadowirc.com/), an IRC client for earlier versions of the MacOS.

Basic information about IRC for beginners. (http://www.irchelp.org/)

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Founder and Delegate of The Realm of Ambrosia

My future is saved. Thanks, Cog. ^_^

Hmm, figures I'd speak too soon. I downloaded it from a German mirror, unpackaged it from the .dmg file, and tried to start it up. But it won't even begin to run! Grr.

I don't know ShadowIRC, but I personally use AthenaIRC (http://www.chipersoft.com/athena/), a freeware IRC client for Mac OS Classic - 9.1 and below. If you're running OSX, there's MinervaIRC (http://www.chipersoft.com/minerva/) by the same guys.

Hope that helps!

~ Tsar the Mod.

(We now return you to your regularly scheduled insanity)

I do not believe IRC works on a Mac, does it? I feel so very alone without it, and this thread proves I am missing out on yet another potential addiction.

SOMEBODY HELP ME!
If you're using Mac OS X, and you don't like the others people have suggested, try Colloquy (http://www.colloquy.info).

And if you're not using Mac OS X.... why not! >:(

;)

Mmm, this Minerva thing works. Tasty. Now, in case it devours my soul, I'll check out Panto's suggestion. Thanks, everyone! Now I must shed myself of IRC newbdom.

Hrm, nevermind. Minerva seems incapable of connecting to a server, and Colloquy has the same problem as X-Chat Aqua. I'm either missing out on some huge chunk of importance, or somebody really doesn't want me on IRC.

What version of Mac OS X are you running? Colloquy is running fine on both of my Macs running the latest version of Panther.

I'm not Hack. He's my wife. ^_^Nuff said.

Jaguar, 1.2.8. I read the notes on Colloquy, I don't think it's going to work. I'm curious as to how to connect to a server. Maybe I'm doing soemthing incorrectly with Minerva.

[In a thread about another NS baseball league starting up]

Hey, where do you want do you want press releases and interviews at? We got to have those. Not to mention media!

Mod Hideout insanity:

* Mei_Ikari lightnings the peons!
<[hack][in_briefly]> ZOT!
* Quits: Firefury (Quit: Later!)
<[hack][in_briefly]> I KILLED REPPY!
<Katganistan> O_O
<Katganistan> RESURRECT HER!
<Cogitation> REPLOID!!!
* [hack][in_briefly] cries.
* Cogitation grabs Hack by the collar and shakes him back-and-forth: "HACK! HOW COULD YOU!"
<[hack][in_briefly]> Ack!
<[hack][in_briefly]> Get this crazy chemical engineer offa me!
<Cogitation> GO AND RAISE HER FROM THE DEAD! NOW!
<Cogitation> ...OR I'LL STUFF YOU INSIDE A FLUID CATALYTIC CRACKER!
* [hack][in_briefly] ... um... raises Reppy from the dead... you... er... just can't see her. Yeah, that's the ticket...

[ten minutes later...]

* Joins: Firefury
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Firefury
<[hack][in_briefly]> DELAYED REATION RESURRECTION!
<Cogitation> REPLOID! YOU'RE ALIVE!
* Cogitation hugs Reploid.
<Firefury> o.o;
* [hack][in_briefly] hides from Cog.
<Cogitation> Hack, you have to be mroe careful about who you zot in the future!
<Katganistan> YAY!!! REPPY'S BACK!!!!
* Katganistan dances!
<[hack][in_briefly]> Poor confused Reppy.
<Firefury> I just... had to leave the computer lab and go to the library since class was over o.o;

Oh yeah, for the record, I am very tolerant of other ideas and people, but not in the internet, I consider this the one place where I can share my ideas and views without being ostracized or punished for them.

He says that he's usually tolerant, however that is not the case on the internet. Still, he expect everyone else to be tolerant and not "ostracize or punish" you. The sense this quote makes in nil.

Nuff said.
Hack's reply wasn't too bad either
I'm confused. First he's biased against me, then he is me, and now we're married.

Stop the world, I want to get off.

Ah, the joy of netsplits:

[00:02:24] <Heather_Stannard> Wow
[00:02:26] <Heather_Stannard> Lotsof people
[00:02:53] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> Yes. The server just orgasmed.
[00:03:08] <Goobergunch> Three freaking times.
[00:03:18] <@Nathicana> yay multiples.
[00:03:23] <Movodor_Alarin> the server is a woman?
[00:03:27] * Helen_Ikari has teh magic fingers.
[00:03:30] <@Nathicana> How else can it be a bitch?
[00:03:37] <Movodor_Alarin> exactly.
[00:03:48] <Mei_Ikari> By being a whiny guy?
[00:03:51] * ITDgov zips up, his job finished.
[00:03:52] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> Well it sure does go nuts and kill people often enough ...
[00:03:55] * @Nathicana ponders. "Well ... yeah. Guys can be bitches too."
[00:04:33] <Obsidian> Yeah, lookit Komo.
[00:04:43] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> ^_^

"The flute of the infinite is played without ceasing and its sound is love." -- Kabir

"More grows in the garden than the gardener knows he has sown." --Spanish Proverb

"All know that the drop merges into the ocean but few know that the ocean merges into the drop." --Kabir

"The winds of grace are always blowing, but it is you that much raise your sails." --Rabindranath Tagore

"Men cannot see their reflection in running water, but only in still water." --Chuang Tzu

"Every answer asks a more beautiful question." --e e cummings

"Money often costs too much." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now." --Joan Baez

"Get a purge for your brain. It will do better than for your stomach." --Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

"Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven." --Yiddish Proverb

"What the soul knows is often unknown to the man who has a soul. We are infinitely more than we think." --Kahlil Gibran

"At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want." --Lao-tzu

"The elixir is hidden in the poison." --Rumi

"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeing new landscapes but in having new eyes." --Proust

"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." --Edgar Allan Poe

"Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present." --Albert Camus

No tree has branches so foolish as to fight amongst themselves." --Ojibwa Indian saying

"To control your cow, give it a bigger pasture." --Suzuki Roshi

This thread is for quotes in RP, not for RL quotes.

In the Moderation forum...

I think that's a prime sign that I need to shut the fuck up about now.

Here's a pretty classic one:
Being reasonable all the time won't get us what we want.

EDIT:
Hey, it's even in the topic of #nationstates_general!
Awesome.

Upon a request of the following nature,

Sorry, no. We don't forumban nations on request.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation

<Helen_Ikari> *without ?
<Mei_Ikari> Yes.
* Mei_Ikari sucks. :(
* Helen_Ikari yays!
<Helen_Ikari> >.>Fluffy.

<Knoot> God raped a virgin to create me.
<Knoot> I'm special.
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> ...
<Mei_Ikari> God is still a man, how does that change anything?
<Knoot> Who says the virgin was female? :P
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> o.o
<Mei_Ikari> Wait...That means you're not even the product of atheism!
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> BASIC BIOLOGY.
<Mei_Ikari> MONSTER!

<Obsidian> <Marduk> I just build down...the way I see it if you just dig big holes to build your massive apartment blocks in then you dont have to worry about them falling down. Just catching on fire. <-- So.. instead of building giant penises, you build vaginas?
<Obsidian> >>
<Obsidian> <<
<Marduk> Damn straight ;)

In #themodcave reporting a possible bad post....

[15/03/05 - 17:22:00] <@Mei_Ikari> Eight letters...?
[15/03/05 - 17:22:21] <@Helen_Ikari> "strap-on"?
[15/03/05 - 17:22:31] <@Helen_Ikari> "big-bong"?
[15/03/05 - 17:22:33] <LE> Damien (from nsg)'s guess is vibrator
[15/03/05 - 17:23:16] <@Mei_Ikari> 'Cheesits.'
[15/03/05 - 17:23:58] <@Helen_Ikari> NOES! NOT CHEESITS!

A well endowed woman put her chest at rest over his head. "You're just jealous. Navishko is everything everyone in this agency ever wanted to be. The 'James Bond' of reality, and he's about as sexy as him too." Her gaze was deep, it was staring into the distance. She loved him, she longed for him to come back. Miakusha Fedorka, at first glance, looks like a dumb blonde with big tits; she is actually a smart blonde with big tits. She'd have to be, or it would have been a wonder why she was able to get in the agency. She was a bibliophiliac, in other words, a book worm. Contrary to whatever impression her looks and attire had on you, she was very shy. She acts like a bimbo, but she's afraid of real love, she just keeps teasing men and keeping them guessing. I never saw her with a man, never.

"Don't jump up and down, you'll give me concussion, cow udders."

"Why you little.."

Cow udders.

Give a man fire and he will be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Umm...

<Myrth> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/Myrth_/gsmanthing5.jpg
<Myrth> TREMBLE BEFORE MY GIANT-SIZE MAN-THING.
<Helen_Ikari> ...
<Helen_Ikari> Ooo... with Howard the Duck.
<Mei_Ikari> With 68 BIG pages because 69 is less MANLY.
* FrisZzZzZzz collapses in coughing while laughing at that

Esse Virides Non Est Facile


It's not easy being green

From The K-TBF WC22 Bid Thread: (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8496945#post8496945)

Snubby! Yay!

*happy dance*

Nobody saw that.

*dons shades, flashes neuralyser*

To which the next post was...

"What was that?" Jayzhon Crytelli asked.

"What do you mean, sir?" his butler, Wallace, replied.

"I could have sworn I just saw someone do a happy dance, but now I feel... I don't know. This is just like the time when I accidentally flashed myself with my neuralyser."

"Quite interesting, sir," yawned Wallace, clearly wishing to go back to reading his favorite magazine, Butlers Today.

<Helen_Ikari> Did you open the nipple panel or something?

Second off you can't kill anyone witha microwave.If you know the science, nuff said. And, in the same Modern Tech R.P. thread ...MY opinion is that it's too early to predict what will be the standard technologies in ten years.If you've read the thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406900), you'll see just what I'm talking about ...

"Luckily he didn't have a Mississippi education, otherwise he would be fucking his sister as we speak."-The Great Leader Li."So because we're accepting of the right of any man and women that love each other, to get married, it's wrong somehow? For all you liberals who are in favor of same-sex marriage, which can't even produce children, you sure are against heterosexual marriages which can produce children."


Joseph MladicJust .... ewww.

Its the core of Remote Strangling Protocol don't you know ?

<LLCoolTH|iwin> Wow. I came back and all I saw was Myrth's penis.

... And a short while later ...

<Melkor> dammit I never get anything in that damn thread
<Melkor> my best material goes to waste!
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> II ?
<LLCoolTH|iwin> lol.
<Raem> Say witty stuff, Melkor. :p
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> ...
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Now your just being mean, Raem.
<Melkor> what like right now?
<Melkor> um...
<Melkor> <.<
<Melkor> "fetus"
<Raem> PURE GOLD!

lol

or a neo-nazi and a communist at the same time?


I dunno, but I used to be all 3 at one time...anyone happen to have my old nation title?

I dunno, but I used to be all 3 at one time...anyone happen to have my old nation title?

I think it's in the original Bastard NS Mod from Hell thread somewhere =p

I think it's in the original Bastard NS Mod from Hell thread somewhere =p


HEY! It's Reppy! Get into IRC, NOW

* Now talking in #nationstates_adult
* ChanServ sets mode: +ntr
* ChanServ changes topic to 'Welcome to #nationstates_adult Beware of the walking penii. There are no rules whatsoever regarding family- friendly links and discussion. | Insanity increasing: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=403312
-ChanServ- This channel has been registered with ChanServ.
* ChanServ sets mode: -o The_Rep_of_Komokom
* Obsidian has joined #nationstates_adult
<Obsidian> :o
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> AH HA ! HOLD STILL !
<Obsidian> NEVER
<Obsidian> Why are you in here?
* The_Rep_of_Komokom advances on Obsidian
* Obsidian rips off Komo's testicles.
* Obsidian has left #nationstates_adult
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> Woe is me.Some people would say quoting something I was in is stroking my own ego ...

I say to them its not my ego you should be so worried about ... :p

Digging through my archives...

<Ainulindalion> The Freedom of Information Act DOES NOT APPLY to private domain.
<Ainulindalion> Which, incidentally, includes NS. Of course, NS being hosted on UK servers it wouldn't apply ANYWAYS.
<Ainulindalion> Also, with Max being AUSTRALIAN, it wouldn't apply either, so....
<Ainulindalion> Unless you are suggesting that the US TAKE OVER THE WORLD, and then CREATE STUPID LAWS for everyone, whether the FIA should apply to private domain or not is immaterial to the discussion.

Long overdue for another batch of Nationstates IRC Bash!

I'd follow the advise of that last line.
<Unfree_People> I'm sleep-deprived and starving, I really don't know what to do with myself
<Firefury> Eat and sleep? =p
<Unfree_People> hmm, far too simple a solution
<Mei_Ikari> Masturbate and KILL?
<Unfree_People> much more like it
* Mei_Ikari hands Unfree a double-action vibrator and 50 calibre heavy machine gun for efficiency.
<Mei_Ikari> Don't ask why I have this.

Moderator food chain?
* Unfree_People eats Tsaraine
* Mei_Ikari eats Unfree_People.
<Tsaraine> Aiee!
<Unfree_People> well, that solves my hunger problem nicely
* Tsaraine roams about inside Unfree_People inside Mei_Ikari.
<Mei_Ikari> This is the food chain in action.

OMG NATHI CONSPIRACY!
* Tsaraine is a great liar. Why, all this time you've thought I was a mild-mannered New Zealand arts student, while really I'm a hot Swedish chick who designs web sites for a living. And stacked like a brick shithouse, I might add. :P
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> Nathi's Swedish?
<Scolopendra> No, you're a thirtysomething married mother of two in Iowa.
<Tsaraine> Petoht_Al-Rayn: no, silly! I'm not really Nathi. Nathi is in fact a clone of Hitler's lovechild, raised by Tibetan monks in a secret laboratory under the Rocky Mountains.

Bad thoughts. BAD thoughts!
<Oz> Wang XP.
<Awake-Kzintosh> The newest erectile operating system.
<Oz> That's when your wang starts running mildly better than the previous version of the wang, but everything's bubbly and green.
<Oz> ...you know, in hindsight, operating systems are really one thing that should never be compared to penises.
<Awake-Kzintosh> But they screw the user...
<Oz> And I do develop weird warts whenever I use a Windows OS.

The secret to world peace?
<TheHebrewHammer> thats me, bringing people together from all over the world to get blasted and sing dirty songs.

RE: Carlos meeting Reploid in LA.
<Firefury> Everybody was vastly amused at your reaction to Joel, by the way =p "OMG! A REAL MEXICAN!"
<Carlos> well it's not like we have mexicans in australia :P
<Carlos> I swear if he wore asombraro I woulda quite possibly wet my pants with delight

Kinky mod antics
* Katganistan slaps Alkanphel on the ass
* Alkanphel strikes a pose

Ouch.
<Scoote> Hey, who wants to be attacked by an Orbital bombardment?!!!
<Firefury> Allanea!
<Firefury> He oughta be used to it by now =p Allanean weather reports probably include stuff like "Partly cloudy with a 40% chance of orbital bombardment"
<NHSR|USR> Port Allanea weather report: 10,000 degrees and cloudy
<GregorydelosSantos> Really I'd figure it'd be 40% of wank, with evening chance of mass ignore.

Uh.....
* Treznor unzips his fly.
* Scolopendra fills it with plastique, inserts fuse, lights, and runs.
* Treznor looks down at the fuse burning toward his fly. Eeps. Explodes messily.
* Treznor looks down at his fly. "You sunk my battleship!"

Ouch, Part 2
<Nathicana> Fuck 'em. :P
<Tsaraine> With an anteater.
<Firefury> What about with a lightsaber?
<Tsaraine> what about an anteater wielding a lightsaber?
<Nathicana> a rusty four-pronged tire iron. the wide way. <Tsaraine> a red-hot rusty four-pronged tire iron, the wide way, piston-driven by a porcupine.
<Nathicana> W00T!

Slaggy states the obvious
<Oz> ...I am looking at a collage of John Ashcroft's head made entirely of pornographic pictures.
<Oz> ...people are FUCKED UP.

Armor of Stupid?
<Nathicana> I think I made a valid point. *shrugs and grins* Anyways ... cooking time is now.
<Firefury_the_Office_Ninj4> You could stab him with valid points until your fingers blister and he'll defend himself with his armor of stupid.

A Forum Moderator hard at work
* Tsaraine ponders the effects on the tides if the moon was made of cheese.

Thank you for tuning in to WTMI!
<Carlos> I wanna do something tomorrow
<Carlos> dunno what though
<Sakkra> Run naked through the streets while aflame with a single red rose sticking out of your bum.
<Sakkra> Or maybe that's just my hobby.

Somebody's SO going to Hell.
<Sakkra> Ooh, I just remembered my bastardized version of the Lord's Prayer! WHee!
<Sakkra> Now I lay me down to rot. I pray to Satan my soul to blot. If I should waste before I wake, make the Earth a burning lake!

Sirithil explained
<Sirithil> I still say God just likes ortillery.

Best statement on Scolo's Grendel ever
<One> Are we compensating for something Scolo? Like, maybe, low sperm count or something?
<Firefury> o_O;
<One> With all those missiles... and if you think of it as a phallic symbolism thing...

A case of timing
<KatPMifNeeded> are the foums grinding?
<Firefury> Yeah
* Tsaraine has joined
<KatPMifNeeded> eep
<KatPMifNeeded> Database error
* Tsaraine is not a database error!

What?
* Sakkra does a pee-pee dance with bloodlust.

What? Part Two
* Sakkra wants to see Siri whip out her steel penis.

All things considered, this isn't all that unusual for these people
<Nathicana> Trez is She-ra ... and I'm He-man.
<Nathicana> Genderbending HO!
<Treznor> I always knew we were a team. Inverted, but still a team.
<Nathicana> So I like cats! Gah! *giggles*
<Treznor> More to the point, you like RIDING cats.
<Treznor> Or was it the other way around?
<Scolopendra> Naw, I think it could work both ways.
<Scolopendra> Wait, what are we talking about again?
<Firefury> Scolo- we're talking about Nathi banging Speeks

Coggy clarifies!
<Cogitation> [These are brackets.]
<Cogitation> (These are parenthesis.)
<Awake-Kzintosh> {omg curly brackets}

Myrth Reformatted
* Myrth downloads himself onto One's hard drive
<One> O_o;
<Treznor> Quick! format c:
<Myrth> °-°
<One> *reformats*

Kinky computing
<Kaenei> I'd pull down my trousers and use my USB port, but I don't know if you're plug and play...
<Kaenei> -_o. ignore that.
<Myrth> Oooh, I've got a firewire for you baby ^_~
<Scolopendra> Isn't there a special cream you can use for that burning sensation?
* One falls over.
<Myrth> I just need to find the appropriate adapter.

Oh, Trez got shot down!
<Scolopendra> Hm. Laughing == oxygen == no constriction
<Scolopendra> Problem solved.
* Treznor pouts. Wanted to disrobe nubile young women to save their lives.
<Scolopendra> Right. I'm sure there's no ulterior motive there.
* Scolopendra thwaps Trez across the back of his head.
<Treznor> Of course not! My intentions are purely dishonorable!
<One> But no, no, there is only one man who may disrobe me, and he just knocked on the door, so.....

Aw, poor Sneaky Bastards!
<Zero_X> Nobody threatens me at all. I feel so left out :(

Right....
<Oz> Word. <Treznor> Phrase. <Nathicana> Concept.

Intelligent discourse!
* Nathicana ooooooo's ...
* TuesdayHeights ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh's...
* Firefury eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Nathi's right, he would.
* Ground_Battleship_Nathicana is 82,000 tons of sexy armoured doom.
* Ground_Battleship_Nathicana SHELLS! LE, then sets someone else up to take the fall while partaking in subtle non-subtle innuendoes with Trez. Under a very large table.
<Ground_Battleship_Nathicana> Well, Trez-who-isn't-here is now being sunggles by an 82 kton double-articulated tank in a sexy black dress, so probably.
<Nathicana> Trez would probably enjoy it, too.

What? Part Three
<Nathicana> Wesistance is fertile. You will be assimpleheaded.

Shielded fucking crates?
<Ren|Zvarinograd> Why put projectile repelling field on fucking CRATES.
<Yamatto> why armour the fucking crates
<GregorydelosSantos> They're wanktastic crates?
<Yamatto> i presume they contained something worth protecting in the first place otherwise WHY ARE WE FUCKING MOVING THEM

Modly discourse
<SleepingMyrth> Your fuck-up caused the biggest day of chaos ever, I think :P
<SalusaSecondus> That was a combination of Max and Me fucking up together (though not each other)

Myrth gets burned
* Myrth looks at his hand. "At least you'll always stay faithful..."
<One> Is the other one unfaithful, then-??
* Eadwacer has thoughts and decides not to share them

Berserker on international politics
<Agent_Bers> France: "Nobody thinks we're important anymore" Germany: "You're right, something needs to be done. Perhaps we should invade you again." France: "No that's been done before, we need to try something new." Germany: "Ooo We can team up, that'll throw them for a loop."

Dictators like Kool-Aid
* Carlos found kool aid the othe day!
<Carlos> lots and lots of koolaid
<Carlos> and it came in the powder form :D
<One> Ah, old skool koolaid! ;)
<One> I am sure you rejoiced muchly.
<Carlos> I danced in the aisle for five minutes

Weapons of Mass Destruction
<[hack][in_briefly]> Screw the MOAB, just drop our tax code on Iraq.
<Tsaraine> "Ahib, it looks like another pamphlet drop." "Merciful Allah, Ahib, pamphlets don't come that big! Run for the hills - the American devils have dropped their tax code on us!"


What? Part Four
<Comrade_Commissar> In soviet russia, tetris plays you
* Mei_Ikari spins arouns and fits in next to Scolo and Comrade_Commissar, making Scolo's head, Comrade_Commissar's back and my feet disappear. Aieee.

[violet] on the mods
<[violet]|afk> Sometimes I think, "Hmm, the mods seem a bit riled up here," and then I go read the thread and think, "YOU ASSHOLE, I WILL KILL YOU"

Mod intercourse?
<Scolopendra> Anyway, you're wrong. I did it to win your gay furry love.
* Mei_Ikari hauls Scolo to jail.
<Scolopendra> This wasn't part of the plan.
<Scolopendra> Where's the making out?
* Mei_Ikari makes with the jailcell naughtyness.
<Scolopendra> w00t kinky!1!

Tsar likes cake.
<Tsaraine> Hey! My cakes aren't that dense!
* Scolopendra replaces his DU armor-penetrator rounds with Tsar's cakes.
* Mei_Ikari giggles.
* Scolopendra cackles.
* Tsaraine is offended.

What? Part Five
<Mei_Ikari> 'AHHHH MY DICK IS TURNING INTO A ROBOT!!11'

Landmines.
<Carlos> we're doing the boys, and making lots of erotic noise all at the YMCA! Oh we're boning at the YMCA!
<Firefury> ... What a line to walk in on
<GregorydelosSantos> Like stepping on a landmine

What? Part Six
<Carlos> I'm like Crack induced Yoda man
<Carlos> better than Devil fetish tail boy man like I was yesterday

Boat love?
* Mei_Ikari pounces Agwene all cat-like.
* Agwene falls over
* Helen_Ikari KETCHES! Agwene.
* Tsaraine SCHOONERS! Helen_Ikari.
<Helen_Ikari> o.o
* Helen_Ikari is... pierced by a boat?

Berserker on people in general
<Bers|Away> Tommorrow's forecast: "A sprinkle of genius with a chance of DOOM"

The mods settle a dispute.
* Mei_Ikari assaults Scolo with the face stapler.
* TheCentipedeSleeps counters with the Janitorial Mop of Justice
* Mei_Ikari throws hippos.
* TheCentipedeSleeps knocks the hippos into orbit by swinging the mop like a bat.

My logs seem broken. So blame GMC for this, <_< " Actually, blame Ainu ... "

<Mei_Ikari> Did he answer *any* of the points against him?
* Nathicana wonders idly if he'll ever come up with a better reason for 'why' than 'for warm fuzzies'.
<Nathicana> Nope.
<Ainulindalion> Absolutely not.
<Mei_Ikari> Nathi: Be nice, it can't be easy typing with one hand.
<Ainulindalion> It's not that hard.
* Dilber has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Ainulindalion> Oops.
<Ainulindalion> <.<
<Ainulindalion> >.>
<Mei_Ikari> I didn't want to know that.
<Mei_Ikari> I still don't.

And a short while before that ... " Your secrets are safe with us "

<Mei_Ikari> And all mod actions on NS *are* logged. To a log.
<Mei_Ikari> It's 350ft long and we think it's oak.

Er...
<Lethislavania> Ah the joys of the internet. You all have been talking to a naked man all day

Nodea Rudav nor Anagonia gets any quote...::Sighs::

"I need to nuke something, I think I'm gonna blow!"
-Me in the past

<Doc_Evilonavich> Dot Matrix was the first CGI characther to turn me on
<El_Sentiel> . . .
<Doc_Evilonavich> ...

good 'ole Reboot

Originally Posted by Europa Britannia
Scott had not the room to fully extend his weapon, the Melee rought heights not even he had known. The physical number of Greenskins defied belief, and they had simply forced the Brittanians as far back as they could go.

Scott was already Calf-deep within the freezing murky waters of the Beach, his uniform tunic a drk gray where the filthy water had dishounoured it so. Behind him the desperate splashing of men struggling to stay afloat whilst fighting.

A loud scream of pain brought the total extinction of B Company 1st Platoon, their numbers cut to nothingness as the unstoppable tide of Orcs broke through the left flank now that there was no surviving Brittanians to defend. To his right F Company were being savaged, and though he strained he saw no surviving Command colours within the battling group, only a handful of youthful privates, whose lives were to be extinguished on this land of pure evil.

Now up to his knees within the water the General reeled as he fought one, two, three Orcs simultanously, his personnal entourage gone. His vision passed over the bloodied corpse of his Comm officer, pistol still in had, his gut totally eviscerated. With a grunt he sent his Saber through the skull of an aggressor, before booting it to the ground, and dispatching his accomplice.

Taking a breath brought to him via the lack of Greenskins able to advance due to their crushing size, he looked to the corpse littered ground. A hint of blue and red attracting his attention.

On the ground, still clutched by the severed arm of its holder, the Command Company Standard lay. Dirtied, bloodied and torn, but intact.

Bringing his shoe into contact with the forehead of another Orc, he stumbled forwards, on to the shore and retrieved it. His heart swelled with pride as he slowly swung the Banner upright.

For what seemed like an eternity the fighting stopped. Greenskins paused, the bright colours of the Banner registering on their blood crazed minds, and the beleagured Brittanians shocked by its reamergence.

And then the cries started.

"For Brittania!"

"For Freedom!"

"For All!"

Scott and the rememnants of 1st Attack Wave, Warfleet Alpha ploughed into the Orcs anew, storming from the water to meet their savage foes in glorious battle.

Left and right Orcs fell, gutted, eveciserated, Decaptiated.

But gradually the Brittanians dwindled, no amount of inspiration changing the fact they were outnumbered twenty to one.

Scott was forced to the ground beneath five of the foul Orcs even as he fractured the skull of one and gutted another, his cries of inspiration contuing until a crude Battleaxe crushed his skull against the watery rocks of the bay.




Eventually the last of the Brittanians fell.

Landing Point No. 35 was lost.

Favorite. Post. Ever.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1250365&highlight=#1250365

:eek: Wow... that is awesome. Too bad the whole thread is goned now :( The old forums took too many good RPs with them.

I think it's in the original Bastard NS Mod from Hell thread somewhere =p

Yup!

The Evilly-Biased Power-Hungry Conservatively-Liberal Rampaging Virginal Sex-Fiendish Homophobic-Bisexual National-Socailsticish DEAT-Happy Judge, Jury, and Executioning Moddom of Neutered Sputniks

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=5278801&postcount=62

:eek: Wow... that is awesome. Too bad the whole thread is goned now :( The old forums took too many good RPs with them.

I haven't seen that in a long time, but thanks anyway for bringing it up once more. At the time I was one of the weakest nations joining the Ur Trade Pact war against Melkor, and I decided to focus on being gloriously killed, as the odds were I wasn't storming the citadel. >.o

That was the last major contribution to the forums I made as Europa Brittania before switching over to Kaenei.

That was the last major contribution to the forums I made as Europa Brittania before switching over to Kaenei.

Not exactly a smart thing to reveal to your enemies who you were once, before you joined the "condemned enemies protection program"...

*secretly TGs Melkor and reports*

Hehe, who says I can't profit from this?

You wrote that quote? That is awesome! You should be writing stories!

edit: not like NS only, I mean for selling, as you're really good.

I knew it ! I bet she has a garden full of corpses too !

* Nathicana kinda likes getting to meat folks. And yes, Agwene. I often make cookies and such.

It gets worse, ...

* Dargonese finds some interesting poser files for additional poses..
<Dargonese> oooh..
<Nathicana> .... oooh?
* Dargonese looks at Movo..
<Dargonese> hehehe
<Nathicana> Does one involve sheep?
<The_Rep_of_Komokom> ...
<Nathicana> I said nothing ...

And, later the same day ...

<Mei_Ikari> His single objective in RP is to masturbate all over you. The fact that he's sometimes polite beforehand is just because he's busy necking four bottles of viagra to restore his fallen armies.

Not exactly a smart thing to reveal to your enemies who you were once, before you joined the "condemned enemies protection program"...

*secretly TGs Melkor and reports*

Hehe, who says I can't profit from this?

I don't think that's a particular worry- Melkor's got about as much interest in my actions now as when I played as Europa Brittania-- None.

CM / DecA / VE quote from way back when CM bit the dust ...

" I think anybody who is in NS to RP and to write, is sad that I was deleted, because let's face it, I'm a damn fine RPer and writer. "

<Emily_Anderson> 'Hello, Boeing, you don't know me but my name is Sandpit. I have a new kind of jet engine, here's a video of it exploding on a testbed, which proves I'm not good with jet enegines, but the design is still sound. Can you please try attaching it to a 747 in flight?'
<Emily_Anderson> 'Also, your customers say your 747 would look better with half the wing area. You should listen to them, it'd be the nice thing to do.'
<rvs|work> 'I'm a natural aviation engineer, Emily, so it doesn't matter if it's just an in-flight major rebuild'

[16:55] <Caelta> I've seen the "notable quotes" thread
[16:55] <Caelta> its sickening

:rolleyes:

We cyber with each other? o.OHe must not have gotten the memo ...

New quote, from when [violet] was in IRC today (yes, Goober, you missed it again)

[01/04/05 - 15:31:49] <LE> or are you.... :o .... a bot? An imposter?
[01/04/05 - 15:31:53] <LE> ;)
[01/04/05 - 15:32:31] <[violet]> of course not I'm just an ordinary Java.Exception.Error:makeConversation()

* [violet] pokes The_Rep_of_Komokom.

OMG ! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE ! YES, YOU MAY TOUCH MY ROBES !

... So long as you didn't get any pleasure from it...

More oddness in the SEKRET MOD CHUNNEL!

<Tsaraine> Well, just a few minutes ago I flicked back to The Lair - I have the channels tiled on the screen, one above the next - and found that all the text had vanished from the channel window.
<Tsaraine> Furthermore, it didn't appear when I typed something. So I quit IRC and restarted it, and here I am.
* Sirocco dons his deerstalker.
<Sirocco> How... mysterious.
<Tsaraine> Quite so, my dear fellow, and now I consider it I do believe I have experienced it atimes before; but 'tis no lasting malady, and easily remedied.
<Sirocco> Wait, Tsarson, I have discovered some sort of odious root tampering with the typography of yonder computation device.
* Sirocco taps it.
<Sirocco> It's worse than I thought.
<Sirocco> A lemon tree, my dear Tsarson.
<Tsaraine> Oh my! That is indeed a most troubling dilemma.
<Arbuthnot> Come inside, merry friends, and we will discuss this conundrum further over tea and crumpets.
<Sirocco> That sounds like a chipper idea, Arbuth.
<Arbuthnot> What ho. And then we will play cricket and vie for the lovely Veronica's fair heart.
<Tsaraine> Indeed so. What light have you to shed upon this unpleasant problem of the lemon tree?
<Sirocco> Ah, Veronica... her smile fills me with much joy and good spirit.
<Sirocco> Wait! Veronica oft says she is a "dab hand" at gardening.
<Arbuthnot> I believe the lemon tree intercepts the telegrammaphone line in such a manner as to impede its operation in a rather vesing fashion.
<Arbuthnot> *vexing
<Sirocco> Vexing, indeed.
<Sirocco> Poor Tsarson was out of his mind with worry.
* Sirocco plays a violin then gets high on opium.
<Arbuthnot> It's these new wooden teeth that make me talk that way, friend. I got them while engaging in some heroic genocide for the dashed King.
<Tsaraine> An examination of the placement of these does lead me to believe you are correct, Arbuth. But whatever motive could Veronica have for placing the lemon tree there?
<Sirocco> I have an answer! The SPIDERS did it!
<Arbuthnot> Of COURSE!
<Tsaraine> Oh dear. It's always the spiders once he touches the opium, I'm afraid.
<Sirocco> Apologies, friends... my weed has afflicted me.
<Tsaraine> Come away, Arbuth, we'll leave him to it.
<Tsaraine> First a tree and now a weed! We must summon the fair Veronica forthwith - her "dab hand" is needed in the garden of Sirlock's mind.
<Arbuthnot> The spiders are controlled by the evil Count Fosdyke and his teleteraamplifonicvoxadelaverberator.
<Sirocco> AHOY SOLDIERS! I'm just a poor little girl living her penurious ways in the slums of London!
* Sirocco collapses with a sigh; a sigh of incomprehendable voracity.

... I think I just had most of the ABC historical drama ruined for me ...

Now, tonight on IRC #nationstates ...

<Alysa_Anderson> Seeing the success of #NationStates2 (it is sometimes the 3rd largest NationStates channel on EsperNet) <--- That's not saying much.
<Mei_Ikari> 'And this is the third richest man in Sierra Leone.' 'Spare some change, mate?'

New quote, from when [violet] was in IRC today (yes, Goober, you missed it again)

:( more proof that my life sucks....

This has been an OOC post.

[03/04/05 - 14:56:18] * Ainulindalion BRINGS FORTH THE STORM AND HAILS UPON NATHI.
[03/04/05 - 14:56:27] * @Nathicana mutters.
[03/04/05 - 14:56:37] * Iuthicito just brings the cuddles...
[03/04/05 - 14:57:04] <Ainulindalion> Iuthia + Nathi + cuddles + dark and stormy night = ... you decide.
[03/04/05 - 14:57:15] <Yamatto_is_perfect> I'm deciding it needs an R rating
[03/04/05 - 14:58:14] <Ainulindalion> "The following feature is rated R for violence, nudity, adult themes, and adult language. Viewer Discretion is advised."
[03/04/05 - 14:58:24] <Yamatto_is_perfect> "Well I'm sold."
[03/04/05 - 14:59:30] <Yamatto_is_perfect> NATHISM IS LEGION

I feel so left out. I'm the only person who doesn't have IRC. ;_;

Getting kicked whilst he is down:

Oh no. I will miss Kahta surely. I am so sorry that he has left. He was a really great RPer and an inspiration to us all. What this forum really needs is racist bigotry.

Wait, that's bullshit.

Oooh! I got a hot one!
I send a million nukes to your nation good bye
ooc: how did you know I don't have nukes your blatently cheating

" Hey boss, I bet you can't guess what happened to my minivan on the way to work this morning ... Yes, this is why I'm late, how'd you know ? " Really? Can you make a steel car subdivide like a bacterium? Ford would have your babies if you could.What NASA doesn't tell us ...The same principle applies to what space shuttles deal with when they go around the Moon at fast speeds.Are YOU one of them ?I'm not too trusting of government sites.

<Knoot> "With my last breath I stabbeth thee! Feel the power of the phallus!"

I ... ( shrug )

Celack- http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1339044.htm
Celack- That is officialy fucked up
Celack- This will lead to one thing! Bat pope!
Teh ninjas- lol
Celack -nanana nana nana nana
BAT-POPE!
C'mon, that'd rock! He'd have his pop-a-rangs, and a bible-line, holy handgrenades (smoke bombs...whatever), his Pontif utility belt! His sidekick would be Cardinal...maybe The Cardinal...but it'd so rock!
Celack-*Bat-Pope breaks through a skylight, dropping in on unsuspecting burglars*
Bat-Pope: Stop right there!
Burglar: Oh no, it's Bat-Pope!
Bat-Pope: That's right, and it looks like you need a little holy spirit in you! *proceeds to throw communion wafers*
Burglar: Oh! God! I've got Jesus in my eyes!
teh ninjas- That's so bad
teh ninjas- Incredibal popeman
teh ninjas- action dolls too
Schultaria - On the comic book theme (just found this photoshopped image)
Schultaria - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/ems...opeeyebeams.jpg
Teh ninjas -Lol
Celack -lol

Torn from New Granada's siggy:
Somehow you managed to troll and flamebait about half a dozen different ethnic groups, and flame two posters directly, all in a thread about cars. That might be a record for NationStates. [DEAT]

Don't want to know ...

* Yamatto turns Emily_Anderson into SOUP for giving him bad measurements.
<Emily_Anderson> Why?
<Yamatto> it's no where near long enough.

But to give him some credit ...

<Yamatto> I don't think encouraging hobbitsex is really a big thing i wanna do

words from the wise ...

<Nathicana> The Web is a frightening place, boys and girls. Proceed with caution. And stun batons.

And finally, because I've heard nothing moves as fast as a good curry ...Aesa sent a quick reply via currier.

<Karma> umm, i dont think you could get scissors around this ring
* Valinon slaps Revenia around a bit with a large trout
<Revenia> Now if only I could figure out how I beat somebody with a pointlessly huge ring that circles a planet for no other reason than so the Ascended can say "Hah, hah, we're HYOOOOOGE!"
* Rezo still waits for the TYCS to build the Saturnpiercer to pop the ring's cherry.
* Valinon goes and borrows Anubis or God's scissors
* DPUO has joined #nationstates
<Valinon> There
<Weyr|FDK> ...
<Valinon> Now I can fit them around the ring

"I'm not insulting what you're saying. I'm insulting you."

--Me

"I'm not insulting what you're saying. I'm insulting you."

--Me
ROFL :D

I think I was in the thread you used that one in. People kept trying to steal it from you. :p

From Asimov to Conquest.

[04:59:45] * +Mei_Ikari considers Isaac Asimov's most embarassing aspect his failure to predict that one day people might actually think of a less shit input system than punched tape for computers.
[04:59:58] * The_Rep_of_Komokom is fnodles
[05:00:24] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> Yes, punched cards kicked his ass !
[05:00:40] * +Mei_Ikari punches Komo in the cards.
[05:01:21] * The_Rep_of_Komokom 's groin of cards falls.
[05:02:57] * +Mei_Ikari ERECTS! a flag in Komo's groin to celebrate its conquest.
[05:03:26] <Helen_Ikari> o.o
[05:03:47] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> o.o
[05:03:56] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> Well, it had to happen one day.

Uhh..... Your mom! *runs*

LOL cartonia marks 4th post ever haha
btw that was taking from the lamas are not cooler thread

omg can sum one plz nook him

It's strange how a couple of posts vanished from this...

I seem to have lost the log file I had posted earlier. I'll try to have a replacement quote later.

Still hasn't posted to your thread ? Now you know why.

<Helen_Ikari> "No post tonight, dear. I have a headache."

From yesterday, in THIS THREAD:

LOL cartonia marks 4th post ever haha
btw that was taking from the lamas are not cooler thread

omg can sum one plz nook him

lol - Daito marks 11th post by completely missing the point, misspelling the country he's quoting (d'oh), and ironically making "Uhh....your mom" sound more intelligent.

I thank you.

Jedi wisdom!
* Yamatto hates Jedi for a stupid code which will eventually remove the ability to manipulate the force from sentient species.
<Yamatto> Oh and because they all dress like dickheads.
Advice on arming troops:
<Panto> give them all the LAW from Battlefield Vietnam, that's the wankiest gun ever
<Amadeus_Shelford> Panto : the m60 used to be wankier >.>
<Amadeus_Shelford> it was a LAZER!
<Panto> pardon me, I meant m60
<Panto> the m60/LAW combination... WANKTASTIC
<Amadeus_Shelford> you point it at people and they died.
Tourist's guide to Australia, part 1:
<Panto> Sukothai: I was just going to say that in my state here in Australia, we have a farm bigger than your whole state :)
<Mei_Ikari> Panto: This just proves that Australia is a giant wasteland with spiders the size of cars.
<Owen_Warwick> and don't deny it!
Tourist's guide to Australia, part 2:
<Owen_Warwick> most of the foreign stuff is an improvement on your native shit
<Owen_Warwick> everything is poisonous in aussie, including the sheep.

He wasn't kicked, but don't you just wish ... :p

<Rezo> o/` My neko's shaven, now I'm sad. My neko's shaven, but I'm not glad. My neko's shaven, my pussy's bald, I'm going to be kicked, the joke's old o/`

General Forum, its that dark back alley of Nation States you don't want to be walking down late at night ...I tend to burn most of my evidence.Dead body = problem
Dead body + Lye = no more problemAnd, from #nationstates ... GET ' HIM !

<Panto> I hate that quotes thread

Jolt is a fucking tattle-tale I tell you ...

<Joanna> You know, I hate it when Jolt says you've done things you haven't.

<Melkor> I'm a very rational person. I'm very aware of the consequences of my actions.
<Melkor> That's how I want to be.
<Melkor> I don't want to be a liability to everyone else.
<Melkor> Everyone deserves to live their own lives. I don't want to force myself or my expenses on anyone else.
<TPM`zzzzzzzzz> are you singing song lyrics
<TPM`zzzzzzzzz> Melkor
<TPM`zzzzzzzzz> lol
<Ink> Melkor tha rapper?
<Ink> ...
<Mei_Ikari> 'Yo, yo...Ah'm a rational man who know the shit he be rappin'...'

---

<LandHawk> The smell of acrid smoke and horses' breath, as we're charging into certain death!
<Ink> Ew. Horses' breath. No wonder there's certain death.

---

<LandHawk> I cut down trees, wear high-heels, suspenders and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Ink is Ren Myler; player of Zvarinograd.

Spotted after Salusa killed a UN multi ring invading HIS private region ...
19 hours ago: Perpetua sofia departed this region for Lazarus
19 hours ago: The Queendom of Perpetua Sofia ceased to exist.
19 hours ago: Perpetua sofia was ejected from the UN for rule violations.
19 hours ago: The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus quashes another UN multi in his region and warns himself for spamming the regional happenings.
19 hours ago: The Republic of Perpetua Sophia ceased to exist.
19 hours ago: The Empire of A Singularity ceased to exist.
19 hours ago: The Republic of French States ceased to exist.
19 hours ago: The Republic of 38 ceased to exist.
19 hours ago: Perpetua sophia was ejected from the UN for rule violations.The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=salusasecondus)
You know. Cheating in an online game really doesn't speak well for you.

Deciding to cheat in the region controlled by the game administrator is really pretty dumb.

I watch my region. I protect my region. This region will stay clean, so please don't piss me off?

SalusaSecondus
Game Administrator The Republic of Narcoleptic Narcissism
I just joined this region, and this game. How did Perpetua sofia and the others who were deleted cheat so that I can avoid making the same mistake?The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=salusasecondus)
They were all controlled by the same person and were all in the UN. People are only allowed to have one nation in the UN at a time.The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=salusasecondus)
Note: It is also not intelligent to try to hack the administrator's nation.

After a post from Hockey Canada about why he loved NS with fairly gory details:
Tagged because you scare me

D&D stuff...

(Paladin) I am Sir Robert, and these are my friends!
(Ranger) *Loud* I am not your fucking friend!


(Knight charging an insane great horned dragon) For the gods, king and country!
(Dragon) For lunch!

I just found this funny...

[15/04/05 - 18:47:03] <Terr|notwork> I think <name> needs to speak less about not being an asshole and just not be an asshole.
[15/04/05 - 18:48:23] * The_Rep_of_Komokom ponders Terr;s comment for the quote thread, minus the @@name@@ bit.
[15/04/05 - 18:49:38] <Helen_Ikari> Quote whore
[15/04/05 - 18:49:47] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> Yup.
[15/04/05 - 18:50:02] <The_Rep_of_Komokom> It makes my post count SWELL LIKE PENITH !

* Taurevanime strokes Dargo as if he's the One Ring.