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Sounds like somebody's jealous!:D :cool:
We all know that it is Gravlen who is in control...:p

Sounds like somebody's jealous!:D :cool:

I think I'd be a little more messed up than I already am if I were jealous of you.

Sides, you clearly do all the talking to stir things up and cover the true leaders.

*hints at Dinaverg's sig*

The polygamy bit?

I think I offered an alteration to Peisandros' post *nods*

Of course you are.:) :fluffle:

*Looks suspiciously for the sarcasm* o.O

The polygamy bit?

I think I offered an alteration to Peisandros' post *nods*

It's true, you know. *nod*

The polygamy bit?Most excellente.
*bows*

I suspect that faithfulness isn't too rampant 'round these here parts ...


I think I offered an alteration to Peisandros' post *nods* ... which one?
*goes lookin'*

We all know that it is Gravlen who is in control...:p
Ah, Gravlen: my right hand man....
*twirls brandy glass*

Most excellente.
*bows*

I suspect that faithfulness isn't too rampant 'round these here parts ...


... which one?
*goes lookin'*

It was in response to his post, so it can't be too far away.

Ah, Gravlen: my right hand man....
*twirls brandy glass*
You deluded fool. *shakes head sadly* Oh well...continue playing. :rolleyes:

I think I'd be a little more messed up than I already am if I were jealous of you.
This is truth.:p

*Looks suspiciously for the sarcasm* o.O
Sarcasm? Me!? Lady, your words do wound me!:p :D

Sarcasm? Me!? Lady, your words do wound me!:p :D

:rolleyes: Just :rolleyes:

Yay. Since I was first to post, do I get anything special?
*strips*
See - THIS is what'll get ya the votes on the "sexiest man" thread. *nods*

You deluded fool. *shakes head sadly* Oh well...continue playing. :rolleyes:
*waits for karma to smite him*

It was in response to his post, so it can't be too far away.
Well, my pseudo-OC keeps me in order of post response, so that may take a few.

:rolleyes: Just :rolleyes:
:eek:
:(
:fluffle: ?

Which is why I do it so infrequently. You would be most unfortunate if I suddenly decided to be direct. Ask TBD; I'm rather pushy about things when I opt to be direct.;)

Haha, you could have issues if you are pushy about something with me.

However, giving me the post might not be such a bad idea...

Well, my pseudo-OC keeps me in order of post response, so that may take a few.

Meh, don't bother then. I was just some correction along the lines of you'd be pagent King and who ever won the woman's would be pagent Queen, rather than some strange marriage arrangement. *nods*

Fine. Shoulder it is. Just.. try not to drool.:eek:
What're you thinking?!? That drool could be useful!

Meh, don't bother then. I was just some correction along the lines of you'd be pagent King and who ever won the woman's would be pagent Queen, rather than some strange marriage arrangement. *nods*
Didn't Connery have a cool little ditty about that arrangement on The Rock?
;)

:eek:
:(
:fluffle: ?

And if I refuse to return your fluffle? :p

Haha, you could have issues if you are pushy about something with me.

However, giving me the post might not be such a bad idea...
I don't like being direct. It makes me uncomfortable...nervous, even, so I try to get it over with quickly. And I think I just might do that....

Keg stand of fermented snails?
:eek:

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu87.gif

... good answer ...

*mulls it over*

Didn't Connery have a cool little ditty about that arrangement on The Rock?
;)

:confused: Do elaborate :)

And if I refuse to return your fluffle? :p
*shrugs* Wouldn't be the first time.

*sneaks off to cry in a corner after you turn away*

this is a poll...democracy, give the people what they want.
How conveeeeeeeeeeeeenient :rolleyes:

So another republican flipflopper for the fold, eh? No surprise here ... :p

:confused: Do elaborate :)
It speaks for itself, ya know.
I'm sure someone'll chime in momentarily.
If they don't, i'll elaborate in a bit ... ;)

It speaks for itself, ya know.
I'm sure someone'll chime in momentarily.
If they don't, i'll elaborate in a bit ... ;)

Ok, I can probably wait for which ever one of those happens first :p

It's not a democracy. :p

Nah, it's a "democratic republic" :p

Ok, I can probably wait for which ever one of those happens first :p
True. Punctuality ain't my middle name.

Call me crazy, but I'd much rather have Cabra West, Dakini, or Aerou on the poll than your hair, TAI. Sorry. There isn't really much point to a joke option if it keeps someone out of the poll.
And if people complain about not having a joke option and not wanting to vote for any of the options, they can just *gasp* not vote and bitch about it in a post.

Anway, Kanabiana has an idea, so I'll shut up.
Yep, you're CRAZY.
*on topic, except wrong thread*

And what the fuck does that represent?
What else makes "thwap" noises?

Oh yeah, different spelling ... "fwap"

What is the point in you even bothering to eat, you just vomit out all the food you ate?
The greatly tactile approach of appreciating all the textures involved.

I have a thing for mutilated bodies...;)
And yet you stood idly by as Ladamesansmerci ascended to her new glory on our conjoined serving trays!
*tsk*

The greatly tactile approach of appreciating all the textures involved.

....twice!

....twice!
Well, if that's your limit. Think of the baby birds.
Think of baby Ill Rufferto's.

everyone becomes bi with the right amount of alcohol
....and here comes ANOTHER anecdote thread.... *nods emphatically*

If you wake up and find yourself to be completely shaven, then you know Ruffy has had his way with you.
Yep. He's used you in skin care tests.
*nods knowingly*
*points at other thread*

Well, if that's your limit. Think of the baby birds.
Think of baby Ill Rufferto's.
*runs into thread*

I have important news.

The test tube hybrid.. has a mutation in the DNA structure.

Nothing bad, but it's causing the hybrid to speed up in growth.

I have put it in an UteroBeiker. All is well.

Shall I start reading the speach?

can't take the whole world on as your debt...
Yeah - leave room for my mother-in-law! :mad:

Besides ... you can't have everything ... where would you put it?

*runs into thread*

I have important news.

The test tube hybrid.. has a mutation in the DNA structure.

Nothing bad, but it's causing the hybrid to speed up in growth.

I have put it in an UteroBeiker. All is well.

Shall I start reading the speach?
Yes! Good idea!

Just one thing, you might have a heckler or two, so you might need a flashcard to counter this ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11241199&postcount=1631

Yes! Good idea!

Just one thing, you might have a heckler or two, so you might need a flashcard to counter this ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11241199&postcount=1631
:p

I will not be taking questions!

*runs into room*
*looks around frantically*

*notes Ill Rufferto nibbling on a lollipop*
*cocks head to one side*
*shakes it off*
*bolts out*

may i ask who is huw?
That was Geordi's Borg friend.

*sits on floor*
*takes another swig of jager*
*continues nibbling on lolipop*

*sits on floor*
*takes another swig of jager*
*continues nibbling on lolipop*
Well, eight threads so far ... no bouncing mutated fetus.
:(

Well, eight threads so far ... no bouncing mutated fetus.
:(
:(

All that hard work.. :(

:(

All that hard work.. :(
Tricky lil' bugger. I bet s/he'll turn up here soon ... i think Conscience and Truth might have something to do with it.
*nods*

why do we have all these contest threads going at once? My head hurts from trying to bounce back and forth. Can we pick one and spam the hell out of it maybe?

Tricky lil' bugger. I bet s/he'll turn up here soon ... i think Conscience and Truth might have something to do with it.
*nods*
Meh. Lets just hope it doesn't find the mod forum.

*nodnod*

why do we have all these contest threads going at once? My head hurts from trying to bounce back and forth. Can we pick one and spam the hell out of it maybe?
*taps shoulder*
*nods*
:D

*taps shoulder*
*nods*
:D

*hangs on to Straughns shirt tail *


damn if I get lost again!

*hangs on to Straughns shirt tail *


damn if I get lost again!
I think Conscience and Truth knows something about where that fetus went. I'll get it outta him sooner or later.
;)

I think Conscience and Truth knows something about where that fetus went. I'll get it outta him sooner or later.
;)


Speaking of him...


..Perhaps you pacifier was misapplied?

made me go *FLORT*

why do we have all these contest threads going at once? My head hurts from trying to bounce back and forth. Can we pick one and spam the hell out of it maybe?
Hell, I've given up on atleast 3 thread in the past 30 hours I've been awake, and I'm still having a hard time.

I say we lets theses threads die and then scurry off to one thread. Like.. the does size matter, thread..

Speaking of him...


..

made me go *FLORT*
Thanks. It was the first-best thought. *bows*
I'm STILL not sure if he's another Bushanomics/The UN abassadorship or not. So i'm still funnin' with him.
If nothing else, i'm shifting him a bit while Jocabia preps to chomp him.

I'm PRETTY SURE that there's a fine line with the mods on this though ... and, GMC's out tonight.

Hell, I've given up on atleast 3 thread in the past 30 hours I've been awake, and I'm still having a hard time.

I say we lets theses threads die and then scurry off to one thread. Like.. the does size matter, thread..
Why in the shaol did La Dame du Spam make the poll open so long?
*grr*

wELL one of you tg me with a map to the threads. I've gotta go make some zzzzz's.

Night Ruffers and SJS:)

wELL one of you tg me with a map to the threads. I've gotta go make some zzzzz's.

Night Ruffers and SJS:)
Night, Scarlet *bows*

wELL one of you tg me with a map to the threads. I've gotta go make some zzzzz's.

Night Ruffers and SJS:)
Night :fluffle:

Well, I'll pass on that.


Fuck. Aerou doesn't make it. :headbang:
She fucken well does too.:mad:

That's for guys only.
Not for what i have in mind.;)

Not for what i have in mind.;)
You've got enough pix to keep your hand happy for a WHILE!
*cringes*

I can't believe this - that post was up here (= the wrong thread) for all of about 10 seconds - and you had to reply and quote it? Great.
I am good like that. =)
Did you repost it elsewhere?

You've got enough pix to keep your hand happy for a WHILE!
*cringes*
Of myself?
Yeah sure.

Oh darn. :rolleyes:
Sit your n00B ass down, bitch.

Of myself?
Yeah sure.
Admittedly, some of us need deeper adjustments than others.
*nods*

Honey, calm down. This was only the nomination thread. You can vote in the final thread when it's up.

Seriously, has everybody suddenly forgotten how to read an OP?
OP???
No hunny buns it is more fun to reply without reading the OP, especially with Eutrusca

Admittedly, some of us need deeper adjustments than others.
*nods*
...
Call me Paul Bunyan.:cool:

Not for what i have in mind.;)
o.O *is disturbed*

I am good like that. =)
Did you repost it elsewhere?Yeah, in the thread it came from. Which was.... *thinks hard*... one of those dozen threads about the same topic....oh, yes, the "Sexiest women - inside" thing. People were rather keen for us to get married. I declined. *nods*

...
Call me Paul Bunyan.:cool:
ooooooKAY then.

I'm giving lipo to a cup of jello.

I'm giving lipo to a cup of jello.
Kudos to Tom Lehrer!!!

ok, i'm reading through things and i'm figuring there's little point in me replying to stuff now cos you won't have time to read anything in the morning, etc etc, and i'll just talk to you about all this (why didn't you tell me you felt this way btw?) tomorrow... but this has to have an answer right now.
Can reply quickly before I get the train to see you (yay :) :fluffle:)
I didn't tell you because... how could I in texts? how could I load on more stress to you, either during a stressful weekend or just afterwards when you need to relax? how could I rant on about myself instead of being there for you?

I know you'd always prefer for me to tell you but, apart from it being so hard to communicate properly with texts or short calls, those were the kinda thoughts in my head.

it has nothing to do with you. its all me*
and you are not a "shit girlfriend" in any sense :fluffle: nor have you "failed" me. just no.
:fluffle:
i must be a shit boyfriend for you to feel that way
You are an incredible boyfriend, and I'm so very lucky to have you :fluffle::)
It was all just not being able to communicate properly and get reassurance and things *nods*

i love you :fluffle:


* what you were saying about baths being un-relaxing looking at "horrible" thighs (which are anything but horrible i might add... more like sexy as a... sexy..... thing... doing a sexy dance.... ok i can't do synomims tonight :P). well, i have baths every day cos we don't have a shower. and its even less relaxing when you can barely see your thighs cos of the giant mound of stomach and folds of flab blocking the 'view' :S :(
*huge hugs*

other things won't/don't work. i'm sick of people judging me (not you, other people, random people, the looks and the way they treat me), -snip- may as well go the whole way and just not take on those pointless calories and lose weight faster so you can get back to normal faster.[/QUOTE]
Huw, you are an intelligent guy. We both know that this will not work and is not even remotely healthy or okay. It borders near eating disorders, this way of thinking.

Plus, your body will go into starvation mode when you're not eating and just store every tiny bit of fat when you are eating, so it won't work either.

If we're both being healthy together, can still eat foods we like, but less of them, or (the unhealthy ones) less often, or cutting out desserts or starters, and can help each other with that.

Would say more but need to get train.
I love you so much and hopefully being together will help both of us with things :) See you soon :fluffle:
*hugs and love*

Kudos to Tom Lehrer!!!
Kudod to straws!

o.O *is disturbed*

Yeah, in the thread it came from. Which was.... *thinks hard*... one of those dozen threads about the same topic....oh, yes, the "Sexiest women - inside" thing. People were rather keen for us to get married. I declined. *nods*
Link it for me please.:)
I saw you or someone talking about you and Laerod being married or something are you confusing people again?

ooooooKAY then.
Where do you live?
What did you do for the big 10K?

Link it for me please.:)
I saw you or someone talking about you and Laerod being married or something are you confusing people again?
Link it for you? Link it for you?

Honey, if you can't skim through a thread with a mere 16 pages (half of which are spam), you deserve no linkage. *nods* *fluffles to cushion words*

Where do you live?
What did you do for the big 10K?
Oh, i think i stayed up til 3am and then woke up 3 hours later to go to work. Or something like that.
Alaska. Sun's up MOST of the time in the summer.
I haven't had a dance or party, but i did get a glimpse of WYTYG and Peechy havin' a slumber party!! WooT!

Link it for you? Link it for you?

Honey, if you can't skim through a thread with a mere 16 pages (half of which are spam), you deserve no linkage. *nods* *fluffles to cushion words*
Hun if i can't be bothered looking through 16 pages why would i look when i can get you to do it for you?
*Kisses WYTYG on the forehead*

Sometimes womens justs don'ts understands thes logics.
*shakes head*

Oh, i think i stayed up til 3am and then woke up 3 hours later to go to work. Or something like that.
Alaska. Sun's up MOST of the time in the summer.
I haven't had a dance or party, but i did get a glimpse of WYTYG and Peechy havin' a slumber party!! WooT!
Hmmmmmmm seems rather Presbyterain to me.
I expected better from you.
yay for Alaska! *unsure & shifty eyes*

Hmmmmmmm seems rather Presbyterain to me.Hey, read my description. Not the one on the left - on the name. :D
I expected better from you.You sold your vote too long ago, methinks. :)
yay for Alaska! *unsure & shifty eyes* Erm hooray for huge f*cking mosquitoes, corrupt government and being a canary state for global warming! :(

Erm hooray for huge f*cking mosquitoes, corrupt government and being a canary state for global warming! :(
Hooray profit!

Hooray profit!
*scolds*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/011.gif

Well, if you're in the bug-dope, oil, or welll, oil support business, it works out.

Hun if i can't be bothered looking through 16 pages why would i look when i can get you to do it for you?
*Kisses WYTYG on the forehead*

Sometimes womens justs don'ts understands thes logics.
*shakes head*
Funny. With everything you did wrong in this post, there's still one thing you did right (I inconspicuously bolded it for future reference and edification, both for you and your fellow wang-bearers).
Wouldn't have thought you had it in you. :p
Now scoot.

Funny. With everything you did wrong in this post, there's still one thing you did right (I inconspicuously bolded it for future reference and edification, both for you and your fellow wang-bearers).
Wouldn't have thought you had it in you. :p
Now scoot.
Wang-bearers? Is that as innocuous as it certainly doesn't sound?

Wang-bearers? Is that as innocuous as it certainly doesn't sound?
You tell me. :p

You tell me. :p
Sorry, i'm covered in spam. Mostly.

Hey, read my description. Not the one on the left - on the name. :D
On the name?:confused:
You sold your vote too long ago, methinks. :)
I sold nothing!
Erm hooray for huge f*cking mosquitoes, corrupt government and being a canary state for global warming! :(
:(
+1

Funny. With everything you did wrong in this post, there's still one thing you did right (I inconspicuously bolded it for future reference and edification, both for you and your fellow wang-bearers).
Wouldn't have thought you had it in you. :p
Now scoot.
I have worked you out.
You are a n00B
*pats the n00B*

On the name?:confused: *right-clickie*
*open*
*profiles*
(IIRC)
I sold nothing!There's still time.

:(
+1A long, cold, drizzly hard +1, methinks.

I have worked you out.
You are a n00B
*pats the n00B*
:( *sniff*

Although I'm touched to see you actually went and braved the 16 page behemoth a couple threads over. :p

Sorry, i'm covered in spam. Mostly.
Up to there? :eek:

Up to there? :eek:
Are you thinking laterally, longitudinally, or euphemistically?

Are you thinking laterally, longitudinally, or euphemistically?
I was thinking "wang" - right then and there, all other thinking stopped. :p

Egads, I'm starting to gross myself out. o.O So, how's the weather these days in Alaska? :p

I didn't tell you because... how could I in texts? how could I load on more stress to you, either during a stressful weekend or just afterwards when you need to relax? how could I rant on about myself instead of being there for you?


because whether or not i was having a stressful weekend or whatever, you needed me to be there for you. and i wasn't. because you didn't tell me :(
if you had told me i would have found time for you, no problem - any "extra stress" would have been worth it - because you are worth it. i don't know what i feel now... partly that i've let you down, partly a worry that you... in some way at least (can't figure it out) don't trust me. i don't know but you know i'd rather have known than not *squeezy hugs*


and as for the eating stuff, i think i'll listen to all the peeps here (thanks for advice :)) and just eat less. a bannana for breakfast, one for lunch, and a normal dinner will be healthy, no? if only we didn't eat so late... if we ate earlier it'd mean less snacking for a start, but also probably being less hungry by the time it got to dinner (so eating less would be ok) and also that maybe i could even go get some exercise after. will see what parents say/can do.

I was thinking "wang" - right then and there, all other thinking stopped. :p RAmen to that. :p


Egads, I'm starting to gross myself out. o.O So, how's the weather these days in Alaska? :pWell, as i'd alluded earlier ... buggy, warming uncharacteristically and unevenly, and, of course, filled with corrupt outside interests and some compromised inside interests.

Other than that, wet. :)
Actually, today ended up nice. 'Cept for the aforementioned bugs.

+1

:( *sniff*

Although I'm touched to see you actually went and braved the 16 page behemoth a couple threads over. :p
Actually i checked your last 100 posts which is 7 pages and checked pages 5, and 7 twice and 6 3 times as well as reading 3 of the actual Topics pages(as you can see by the posts i made:p )

You still wearing those Pj's?

*right-clickie*
*open*
*profiles*
(IIRC)
O'fay
There's still time.
Not if you are a Soviet Russia Tanker(Tanker is a Tank crewman;) )
A long, cold, drizzly hard +1, methinks.
Oh +1 me baby!

O'fayCome to think of it, i've never bothered.

Not if you are a Soviet Russia Tanker(Tanker is a Tank crewman;) )
As in ... Saint Joe? :mad:
*f*ckin' Exxon STILL litigating it to pieces* :mad:

Oh +1 me baby!I did ... hmmm perhaps twice in one night?
o_O
You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go like bla bla bla bla ...

Actually i checked your last 100 posts which is 7 pages and checked pages 5, and 7 twice and 6 3 times as well as reading 3 of the actual Topics pages(as you can see by the posts i made:p )
That's 14 pages altogether. 14 pages.
You went through all that hassle to read 14 pages when you only had to read the thread in question up to page 12, which is where you yourself started posting this morning?

And you say I'm illogical?

:rolleyes:

You still wearing those Pj's?
Yup. And I'll go back to bed again real soon, I'm soooooooooooooooo tired.

Well, as i'd alluded earlier ... buggy, warming uncharacteristically and unevenly, and, of course, filled with corrupt outside interests and some compromised inside interests.

Other than that, wet. :)
Actually, today ended up nice. 'Cept for the aforementioned bugs.
Bah. Sucky. Much nicer here. :cool:

Come to think of it, i've never bothered.
AVRIO METHAVRIO
As in ... Saint Joe? :mad:
*f*ckin' Exxon STILL litigating it to pieces* :mad:
As in...
Out of gas become a pill box
Out of ammo become a bunker
Out of time become a hero.
:rolleyes: :cool:
I did ... hmmm perhaps twice in one night?
o_O
Don't stop don't stop +1'ing me!!!

That's 14 pages altogether. 14 pages.
You went through all that hassle to read 14 pages when you only had to read the thread in question up to page 12, which is where you yourself started posting this morning?

And you say I'm illogical?

:rolleyes:


Yup. And I'll go back to bed again real soon, I'm soooooooooooooooo tired.
This morning?
It is this night, thank you very much!

It was on a different page to my first post after work damnit and Peisandros original comment was on page 6 of the thread!
And i figured it would be quicker that way but no, you have to post whore don't you.:rolleyes:

*Thinks about teaching WYTYG about logic realises it will be futile*

Bah. Sucky. Much nicer here. :cool:
Isn't this the part where i jump up and down and scream "I KNOW! I KNOW!" and beg you to tell me where you are? ;)
Where are you, anyway?

+1'sville

AVRIO METHAVRIOEh?

As in...
Out of gas become a pill box
Out of ammo become a bunker
Out of time become a hero.
:rolleyes: :cool: Lost me there too.

Don't stop don't stop +1'ing me!!!Hmmm ...


Hermes: It looks like toxic waste. And it smells like toxic waste!
Fry: What does it taste like?
Hermes: Delicious fig pudding! Ooh, that's good. But, a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste.

Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

+2

Isn't this the part where i jump up and down and scream "I KNOW! I KNOW!" and beg you to tell me where you are? ;)
Where are you, anyway?
Actually i thought of something better...
My thoughts.

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go like bla bla bla bla ...
:D

Eh?
Bah, just his fancy way of saying "mañana, mañana".

Isn't this the part where i jump up and down and scream "I KNOW! I KNOW!" and beg you to tell me where you are?;)
Where are you, anyway? Hmm, let's see. I wanted to play Scrabble in German - why yes, World Cup Country!

Bah, just his fancy way of saying "mañana, mañana".Or for the love of Mod, if you're gonna serenade me with Annie songs, at least do the Austin Powers 3 version of "Hard Knock Life"!!!
*grrr*

Hmm, let's see. I wanted to play Scrabble in German - why yes, World Cup Country!And, of course, looking to win, i can safely presume.
;)

Eh?
Avrio Methavrio=Tomorrow or the day after.:p
Lost me there too.
They both refer to time...
Hmmm ...
Hermes: It looks like toxic waste. And it smells like toxic waste!
Fry: What does it taste like?
Hermes: Delicious fig pudding! Ooh, that's good. But, a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste
Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
:D
+2
+1

Or for the love of Mod, if you're gonna serenade me with Annie songs, at least do the Austin Powers 3 version of "Hard Knock Life"!!!
*grrr* Well, ye asked! *exasperated huff*

And, of course, looking to win, i can safely presume.
;) Safely, yes. :)

Well, ye asked! *exasperated huff*That's right, i said "blunt".
Reason being - it's on tour here too, there's fliers and banners and stuff, and they *usually* play the parts i don't like on the radio commercials.


Safely, yes. :)
My memory's not THAT short, is it ;)?

Bah, just his fancy way of saying "mañana, mañana".

Hmm, let's see. I wanted to play Scrabble in German - why yes, World Cup Country!
Que?

My memory's not THAT short, is it ;)? You're confusing me. Were you talking scrabble? 'Coz I was talking soccer. :p

You're confusing me. Were you talking scrabble? 'Coz I was talking soccer. :p
One post removed. ;)

BTW, what the shaol connex are you using?
*figuring ... figuring*

You're confusing me. Were you talking scrabble? 'Coz I was talking soccer. :p
Who/what the shit are you?
Only Yanks and Antipodeans say Soccer!

Who/what the shit are you?
Only Yanks and Antipodeans say Soccer!
She might mean football ;)

She might mean football ;)
She might be Phoney Baloney!

GRAVLEN!!!!!!!!!
What, what? Have I done something wrong? I can't post right now, you see, since I'm not here, but whatever it is I'm innocent! And I blame Ruffy.

yeah, well, the search thingy hasn't been as useful as it should be yet. It won't let me look at just your posts. It shows me the whole thread and I have to look through it for your posts. I don't really want to do this...
Told you.
Though it would probably be very educational for you if you read through Fascist D's 5300+ posts... :D

Now if you'd excuse me, I have some strings to pull...
*Vanishes*

She might be Phoney Baloney!
She's ph*ckin' phast phoney baloney, if be!!! *nods emphatically*

One post removed. ;)
*blank look*

BTW, what the shaol connex are you using?
*figuring ... figuring*
*very blank look; I don't even understand half of those words :p*

Who/what the shit are you?
Only Yanks and Antipodeans say Soccer!
Well, deal with it. I've been speaking American English for the past 13 years, calling Fußball "football" feels as wrong to me as kissing you when you're drunk. Tough luck.

She's ph*ckin' phast phoney baloney, if be!!! *nods emphatically* Aaahhhh, "shaol" was supposed to mean "fast"?
If so: regular DSL.

*blank look*
As in ... skip a post backwards from that response. ;)


*very blank look; I don't even understand half of those words :p*But the other half are boring and repetitive?
Shaol - "hell" :rolleyes:

Connex - connection - DSL
you're on DSL - me too.
You're response lag is ... how do i put it ... brevious :p

Right...

Well, deal with it. I've been speaking American English for the past 13 years, calling Fußball "football" feels as wrong to me as kissing you when you're drunk. Tough luck.
Have i finally found your claws?
*offers a cuddle*

As in ... skip a post backwards from that response. ;)I did. Got nothing. And you better tell me now before I forget what you're even telling me.

You're response lag is ... how do i put it ... brevious :pFast reader, only two spammy threads, no challenge. :p

Seriously, I should stop spamming now. I hate pointless spamming (because yes, there totally is such a thing as spamming with a point *thinks back nostalgically to large parts of the Post of Death thread*) when others do it, so this isn't really helping things. :p

Have i finally found your claws?
*offers a cuddle*
What, I was too nice for you?

Sheesh, menfolk. :rolleyes:

I did. Got nothing. And you better tell me now before I forget what you're even telling me.

Fast reader, only two spammy threads, no challenge. :p

Seriously, I should stop spamming now. I hate pointless spamming (because yes, there totally is such a thing as spamming with a point *thinks back nostalgically to large parts of the Post of Death thread*) when others do it, so this isn't really helping things. :p
I agree wholeheartedly but unfortunatly i don't recall this post of death thread.

What, I was too nice for you?

Sheesh, menfolk. :rolleyes:
Was is past tense.;)
Well, deal with it. I've been speaking American English for the past 13 years, calling Fußball "football" feels as wrong to me as kissing you when you're drunk. Tough luck.
^^^That has a hint of venom and the previous quote could be construed as sarcasam.

You taking the cuddle or what?

I did. Got nothing. And you better tell me now before I forget what you're even telling me.Probably too late for that anyway. I was referring to last night.


Fast reader, only two spammy threads, no challenge. :p And apparently a connection that doesn't lag you much. Mine isn't quite so generous at times, even though it's DSL.

Seriously, I should stop spamming now. I hate pointless spamming (because yes, there totally is such a thing as spamming with a point *thinks back nostalgically to large parts of the Post of Death thread*) when others do it, so this isn't really helping things. :p
Didn't you say something about having people remind you about RL kinds of things? ;)

I gotta go nightie anyway. G'night. *bows*

I agree wholeheartedly but unfortunatly i don't recall this post of death thread.
Here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=473678), help yourself.

It's only 1228 posts. Piece of cake for you, I presume.

Didn't you say something about having people remind you about RL kinds of things? ;)
:( Damn. True. *trudges off*

G'night.

:( Damn. True. *trudges off*

G'night.
No don't.:(

Was is past tense.;)
I know. I don't notice me being nice now. You?

^^^That has a hint of venom and the previous quote could be construed as sarcasam.
O RLY?

You taking the cuddle or what?
You wish.

Argh, I can't keep this up. I already feel bad. I suck. :(

Here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=473678), help yourself.

It's only 1228 posts. Piece of cake for you, I presume.
Ah i remember that but i don't understand this comment "It's only 1228 posts. Piece of cake for you, I presume."
I am not a thread killer all the time though i can lead a topic of course but nowhere as near as the goon platoon has this past week.

I know. I don't notice me being nice now. You?
Actually i have found you to be like Janus and the bane of Tantalus recently:(
O RLY?
JA RLY!
You wish.

Argh, I can't keep this up. I already feel bad. I suck. :(
If you are going to talk about soft PJ's then yes i do wish.

Ah i remember that but i don't understand this comment "It's only 1228 posts. Piece of cake for you, I presume."
I am not a thread killer all the time though i can lead a topic of course but nowhere as near as the goon platoon has this past week.
:p I didn't mean you were going to kill the thread - I meant a measly 82 pages sure wasn't too much for you to quickly read through, knowing how prolific your thread reading skills are. :D

Actually i have found you to be like Janus and the bane of Tantalus recently:(
Oooh, flattering with mythology. Nifty. :p

Oooh, flattering with mythology. Nifty. :p
I am sorry.:fluffle:

:p I didn't mean you were going to kill the thread - I meant a measly 82 pages sure wasn't too much for you to quickly read through, knowing how prolific your thread reading skills are. :D
*Suggestive comment removed*
erm...
I can't read 12-16 , watch tv, understand you and post at the same time dearest.:fluffle:

*Suggestive comment removed*
erm...
Dang, missed it. :p

Oh, and you didn't need to apologize for the mythology - I kind of enjoyed the picture. :p

Dang, missed it. :p

Oh, and you didn't need to apologize for the mythology - I kind of enjoyed the picture. :p
I wouldn't call it a complement though.:(
But in saying that...
I used a bit of my intelect just for you.^_^

I wouldn't call it a complement though.:( I know. :p But you being all tortured was kind of an entertaining idea nevertheless. *nods* ;p
But in saying that...
I used a bit of my intelect just for you.^_^And boy, for what a change it made! :p

I know. :p But you being all tortured was kind of an entertaining idea nevertheless. *nods* ;p
Sometimes i get the feeling you like tormenting me.:rolleyes:
In fact "But you being all tortured was kind of an entertaining idea nevertheless." gives the game away.
Can't you just be kind?
And boy, for what a change it made! :p
Change aye?:gundge:

Can't you just be kind?Can't ye just make up yer mind if ye want me kind or mean? So I can proceed to do the respective opposite? Thankee.

Once again a reason to be glad nobody here knows me or what I look like.

Are you sure it's sexiest? Or only? *pout*

People on irc would know what I'm talking about

(Starblaydia, Oliverry, Fmjphoebix, (maybe) Casari, Bedistan... etc;...)

Can't ye just make up yer mind if ye want me kind or mean? So I can proceed to do the respective opposite? Thankee.
*Finger hovers over the ignore cannon*

*Finger hovers over the ignore cannon*
FIRE!!!


...


What? I saw a bonfire outside, it was pretty so I wanted you all to see it too... :p

I did. Got nothing. And you better tell me now before I forget what you're even telling me.

Fast reader, only two spammy threads, no challenge. :p

Seriously, I should stop spamming now. I hate pointless spamming (because yes, there totally is such a thing as spamming with a point *thinks back nostalgically to large parts of the Post of Death thread*) when others do it, so this isn't really helping things. :p
Ooooh! The good ol' Post of Death-thread! It was declared dead when it was moved to Spam, but it lived on in undeath... And I still am the last poster there.

*sniff*
Great thread, good times :D

LOL Silly Gralven!:D
Too late! I've already figured out your plan! *ritualistically murders High Coucil*
:) Yes, we like the silliness. *Pets a kitty*
Perhaps you know... something... about the plan, indeed. Which is why we aborted. But I see that my clever distraction has worked, and you have mistaken me for my evil twin sister Gralven! MUHAHAHAAA! I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!!
You lie! :eek:
Gravlen is very dignified. What's this high council? Was I elected to be in it? *Hides*
Indeed.
*Smokes pipe*
*Blows bubble*
No, don't worry, the high council were an expendable group of noble italian n00blets. Noone will miss them much.
We all know that it is Gravlen who is in control...:p
...we do? :confused: And here I was doing such a swell job becoming the power behind the scenes, pulling strings at my leisure. Oh well... :p
Ah, Gravlen: my right hand man....
*twirls brandy glass*
I don't know where your right hand has been! For all I know, you've spent the day counting money and fondling your wallet! :eek:

You deluded fool. *shakes head sadly* Oh well...continue playing. :rolleyes:
:fluffle:

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

:fluffle:

Gravlen fluffled me! I can die happy now. :)

I don't know where your right hand has been! For all I know, you've spent the day counting money and fondling your wallet! :eek:

He's very proud of his wallet. He likes to stroke it a lot...:rolleyes:

Gravlen fluffled me! I can die happy now. :)


*dances around Brit naked covered in mint jelly*

now you can die happy and disgusted at the same time! :D

*dances around Brit naked covered in mint jelly*

now you can die happy and disgusted at the same time! :D
*Sigh* You know what happens when you act like this...

*Throws you to Ruffy* :p

Gravlen fluffled me! I can die happy now. :)
(Blah blah blah?)

You're welcome. ;)

What the hell, I'm feeling generous - have another :fluffle: on me:
:fluffle:
..:p

(Blah blah blah?)

You're welcome. ;)

What the hell, I'm feeling generous - have another :fluffle: on me:
:fluffle:
..:p
(Blah blah blah... I think other people say snip).

You are very generous. :fluffle:

(Blah blah blah... I think other people say snip).

You are very generous. :fluffle:
I liked the blah blah blah. Next time I'm going to "yada-yada-yada" the post I'm snipping :p

Even more gratuitous fluffling: :fluffle:

Just to let all know that me and Huw had wonderful day, and are both lovely and happy :) :fluffle:
Thank you Huw *hugs* *is smiley* :)
hopefully I don't need to reply to post you sent around half 10 - you know you haven't let me down and are truly wonderful for me, and it was nothing to do with trust (and was only yesterday) but simply.. screwed up logic, heh. I love you and we rock together! :P :-)

Just to let all know that me and Huw had wonderful day, and are both lovely and happy :) :fluffle:
Thank you Huw *hugs* *is smiley* :)
hopefully I don't need to reply to post you sent around half 10 - you know you haven't let me down and are truly wonderful for me, and it was nothing to do with trust (and was only yesterday) but simply.. screwed up logic, heh. I love you and we rock together! :P :-)
very much so, and a fantastic day had here too :)
i know *hugs*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw... Aren't they obnoxiously cute :p

It's all good, it's great you ha a nice day :fluffle:

I liked the blah blah blah. Next time I'm going to "yada-yada-yada" the post I'm snipping :p

Even more gratuitous fluffling: :fluffle:

I think I have started something here...

Also, this page is crammed full of fluffles! Oh well...:fluffle:

I think I have started something here...

Also, this page is crammed full of fluffles! Oh well...:fluffle:
Isn't that a good thing? ;)

:fluffle: for good measure :cool:

:) Yes, we like the silliness. *Pets a kitty*
Perhaps you know... something... about the plan, indeed. Which is why we aborted. But I see that my clever distraction has worked, and you have mistaken me for my evil twin sister Gralven! MUHAHAHAAA! I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!!

Indeed.
*Smokes pipe*
*Blows bubble*
No, don't worry, the high council were an expendable group of noble italian n00blets. Noone will miss them much.

...we do? :confused: And here I was doing such a swell job becoming the power behind the scenes, pulling strings at my leisure. Oh well... :p

I don't know where your right hand has been! For all I know, you've spent the day counting money and fondling your wallet! :eek:


:fluffle:
Haha, you really are silly, Gravlen.:p *murders Gravlen and feeds him to carnivorous chickens*

And my right hand has been hovering between my computer mouse and keyboard, thank you. Hmph! *struts indignantly away*

He's very proud of his wallet. He likes to stroke it a lot...:rolleyes:
:eek: I do not! I'm too busy spamming.:p

Haha, you really are silly, Gravlen.:p *murders Gravlen and feeds him to carnivorous chickens*

And my right hand has been hovering between my computer mouse and keyboard, thank you. Hmph! *struts indignantly away*
You've killed Gravlen...:(

*Sacrifices the carnivorous chickens to Satan in a ritual to bring Gravlen back*

You've killed Gravlen...:(

*Sacrifices the carnivorous chickens to Satan in a ritual to bring Gravlen back*
*kills Satan first and brings Gravlen back anyway*:cool:

*kills Satan first and brings Gravlen back anyway*:cool:

*reincarnates Gravlen as Satan, and forces him to wear Prada*

*reincarnates Gravlen as Satan, and forces him to wear Prada*
ZOMG, it's TWEETY!!!1!:eek:

:D :fluffle:

ZOMG, it's TWEETY!!!1!:eek:

:D :fluffle:

:D

:fluffle:

Sounds like you missed me! :)

:D

:fluffle:

Sounds like you missed me! :)

Don't they always? Hi Tweety.

Don't they always? Hi Tweety.

*wave*

:D

:fluffle:

Sounds like you missed me! :)
Always....Well, except when you're here.:)
:fluffle:

You said Bumboat was creepy. I thought you was trying to chat her up. :confused:

You know I only have eyes for you dear. :p

You know I only have eyes for you dear. :p
If you say anything like that to me again, I will stab out your eyes.

If you say anything like that to me again, I will stab out your eyes.
*munches popcorn while waiting for BritSter to stab someone's eyes*

*realizes he's the next candidate*


.....

*covers eyes with corny stormtrooper helmet*:cool:

*munches popcorn while waiting for BritSter to stab someone's eyes*

*realizes he's the next candidate*


.....

*covers eyes with corny stormtrooper helmet*:cool:

Good Idea! *Offs nearest Storm Trooper and steals Helmet*

P.S. Here are the eyes I have for you. *shakes jar full of eyes*

Onwards and forwards in a eye poking direction!

You know I only have eyes for you dear. :p
*cues The Flamingoes*

*cues The Flamingoes*

*Dances the Tango!*

Good Idea! *Offs nearest Storm Trooper and steals Helmet*

P.S. Here are the eyes I have for you. *shakes jar full of eyes*
"Of course it's a good idea!":D

Thanks.
*throws jar of eyes at BritSter*

*Dances the Tango!*
Oooo, a woman of taste.:)
*applauds*

"Of course it's a good idea!":D

Thanks.
*throws jar of eyes at BritSter*
I don't like the taste of these.

*Pulls off Bumboats helmet* Where has her head gone? :confused:

*Looks inside helmet* Oh!

I don't like the taste of these.

*Pulls off Bumboats helmet* Where has her head gone? :confused:

*Looks inside helmet* Oh!
Thought I'd do you a favor for once:p ....And pay off my debt to the 501st Legion....
*cowers in fear at invoking their name*

I don't like the taste of these.

*Pulls off Bumboats helmet* Where has her head gone? :confused:

*Looks inside helmet* Oh!

"Nah thats just my spare." :D

Takes out spray bottle containing the DNA she stole from FD. "Stay back or I'll spray with this!" It has biohazard warnings all over it but no label.

"Nah thats just my spare." :D

Takes out spray bottle containing the DNA she stole from FD. "Stay back or I'll spray with this!" It has biohazard warnings all over it but no label.
Careful. Wouldn't wanna accidentally impregnate someone.:p

"Nah thats just my spare." :D

Takes out spray bottle containing the DNA she stole from FD. "Stay back or I'll spray with this!" It has biohazard warnings all over it but no label.
*Retreats whilst throwing a knife which hits the spray bottle while it is still in your hand, and watches from a safe distance while you are engulfed in a yellow vapour which burns through your clothing and skin.*

*Retreats whilst throwing a knife which hits the spray bottle while it is still in your hand, and watches from a safe distance while you are engulfed in a yellow vapour which burns through your clothing and skin.*
Kinky.;)

*Retreats whilst throwing a knife which hits the spray bottle while it is still in your hand, and watches from a safe distance while you are engulfed in a yellow vapour which burns through your clothing and skin.*

"Ha! I've made myself immune. It took quite a bit of doing and used up several grad students but I managed."
*Steps out the cloud nude but whole and unharmed.*
"I am going to have to hurt you on principle though."
*Muzzles poke out of breasts and start firing rapidly*
"Dance for me!"

*Dances the Tango!*
*eyes light up*
*dances a bit*
*notes shift in songs*
*begins singing and dancing tango*
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...
Yeech!
It's here that I must be.

My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.

Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.

And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.

I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup]
'Scuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

*eyes light up*
*dances a bit*
*notes shift in songs*
*begins singing and dancing tango*

*still shooting at BritSters feet smiles towards Straughn*
"Do you know the Bullet Fandango?"

*still shooting at BritSters feet smiles towards Straughn*
"Do you know the Bullet Fandango?"
Not as such .... hum a few bars
...?

Not as such .... hum a few bars
...?
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif

*eyes light up*
*dances a bit*
*notes shift in songs*
*begins singing and dancing tango*

:fluffle: :D

:fluffle: :D
Any chance i get ... while not manipulating the conversation thata way. :D

FIRE!!!


...


What? I saw a bonfire outside, it was pretty so I wanted you all to see it too... :p
Considers it.

You know I only have eyes for you dear. :p

:(

:(
:(

What's with all the killing of me? It's not nice. At least BritSter is trying to make it right...But you, Fascist D, I'll haunt you! And your wallet! I'll make you
*reincarnates Gravlen as Satan, and forces him to wear Prada*
:eek: I feel pretty!
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?
*Dances*

You have to be kidding. 1500+ posts in 14 hours?

You have to be kidding. 1500+ posts in 14 hours?
What's that thread title again?
....how's it a surprise?

You have to be kidding. 1500+ posts in 14 hours?
No, it isn't Haggis. :cool:

What's that thread title again?
....how's it a surprise?

Now, I did expect it to be popular, but you lot killed the old one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=390897) in a single night. I'm impressed.

Now, I did expect it to be popular, but you lot killed the old one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=390897) in a single night. I'm impressed.
Sweety, you *do* realize this is the nomination thread only, right?

Sweety, you *do* realize this is the nomination thread only, right?

Um, yeah. I knew that.

Now let us never speak of it again.

*slinks into shadows*

Um, yeah. I knew that.

Now let us never speak of it again.

*slinks into shadows*
:p Awwww. *pats*

Now, I did expect it to be popular, but you lot killed the old one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=390897) in a single night. I'm impressed.
Me lot?
IIRC, i didn't do much at all with that thread. Too iffy ... too many explanations.
Here, we're playing it a little closer to the bone.

You have to be kidding. 1500+ posts in 14 hours?
100 pages?
When?:confused:
Are you getting the topics cofussedled?
EDIT:
Oh i see
*Points over there*

You mean if I win I get you? :p
Babe, win or lose you can have me.;)

*throws Harlesburg out 42nd floor window*
J'cuse Le Batard!
*gasps*
Not my sidekick!!!
*jumps out window and saves in superman fashion just centimetres from the cement*
My Hero
*Plays Foo Fighters*

:(
Umm....:fluffle:?

What's with all the killing of me? It's not nice. At least BritSter is trying to make it right...But you, Fascist D, I'll haunt you! And your wallet! I'll make you

:eek: I feel pretty!
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?
*Dances*
BritSter's just trying to lure you in for the final death blow.;)

And yes, I have, but that was before she was replaced by you.:eek:

You have to be kidding. 1500+ posts in 14 hours?
Dat's jus' how we roll.:cool:

Dat's jus' how we roll.:cool:
Oooh! Nat'ral 20! That's a crit! [/gamernerd] :D

J'cuse Le Batard!

My Hero
*Plays Foo Fighters*
You finally read that, eh?:p

BritSter's just trying to lure you in for the final death blow.;)

And yes, I have, but that was before she was replaced by you.:eek:
So then you know these two important things:

If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you!
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.


*Dances* :cool:

Oooh! Nat'ral 20! That's a crit! [/gamernerd] :D
:cool:

BritSter's just trying to lure you in for the final death blow.;)

That's not true! Gravlen has caused me to give up my violent ways. :fluffle:

So then you know these two important things:

If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you!
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.


*Dances* :cool:
I'm not dancing with the new Devil. You're not a woman like the last one.:(
*sighs with longing*

That's not true! Gravlen has caused me to give up my violent ways. :fluffle:
We've heard that before.:rolleyes:

That's not true! Gravlen has caused me to give up my violent ways. :fluffle:
:cool: Even without actually trying, and with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back. Y'all should be impressed, ya hear? :p
:fluffle:

:cool: Even without actually trying, and with my eyes closed and one hand tied behind my back. Y'all should be impressed, ya hear? :p
:fluffle:
Your tied up and not looking? *Pulls out hedge trimmers*

*Looks at Gravlen* ...I can't do it. I feel ashamed of myself now.

:(

Your tied up and not looking? *Pulls out hedge trimmers*

*Looks at Gravlen* ...I can't do it. I feel ashamed of myself now.

:(
Aaaaaw... :fluffle:
You could probably do some violence once in a while - I'm sure Fascist D wouldn't mind a broken leg or two. :p
(And if it gets to be too much, I know of one or two threads you could go completely bananas in, just to blow off some steam ;) )

:(

Aw I was talking eyes in jar. Don't worry I still think you're the sexiest. I voted for you. :fluffle:

Aw I was talking eyes in jar. Don't worry I still think you're the sexiest. I voted for you. :fluffle:

Ooooh! Creepy :p

Ok Gravlen I have to admit that sounded a bit creepy but I've got a perfectly reasonable explanation. :p

Ok Gravlen I have to admit that sounded a bit creepy but I've got a perfectly reasonable explanation. :p
That's what they all say, eh? That's what they all say... :D

Aaaaaw... :fluffle:
You could probably do some violence once in a while - I'm sure Fascist D wouldn't mind a broken leg or two. :p
(And if it gets to be too much, I know of one or two threads you could go completely bananas in, just to blow off some steam ;) )
*Gets my catapult (http://www.excaliburcutlery.com/art/specialgifts/ce64.jpg), aims for Fascist Dominion. Sends a boulder over to smash into his wallet*

*Gets my catapult (http://www.excaliburcutlery.com/art/specialgifts/ce64.jpg), aims for Fascist Dominion. Sends a boulder over to smash into his wallet*
It is a big target, so I doubt you'll miss it :p

Aaaaaw... :fluffle:
You could probably do some violence once in a while - I'm sure Fascist D wouldn't mind a broken leg or two. :p
(And if it gets to be too much, I know of one or two threads you could go completely bananas in, just to blow off some steam ;) )
Nah, I don't use my legs anyway.:p

It is a big target, so I doubt you'll miss it :p
You lie. It's much smaller than you would presume.:p
*smirks with misplaced pride as the stone ball careens wildly behind him*

Yeah... I believe he also sort of spikes it in front, or at least that's the way I think of it in general... He's also apparently deeply tanned from living in South Africa.
Haha...I'm very fair skinned actually. Only go golden tan if I so desire. As for my hair, it's a medium brown shade, a little shorter than Kanabia's, and my eyes are shade of brown. And yes, I do have a blonde fetish. <.<