NationStates Jolt Archive

$3,031,150,000
FOR:
30,000 M1 Carbines
10,000 T-34s
2,000 M-8 rifles
1 12'' Rail Gun
10 Whores [ages 13, 13, 13, 13, 14, 15, 17, 18, 18, 18]

My calculation might be wrong. At any rate, you can keep the extra money.

$3,031,150,000
FOR:
30,000 M1 Carbines
10,000 T-34s
2,000 M-8 rifles
1 12'' Rail Gun
10 Whores [ages 13, 13, 13, 13, 14, 15, 17, 18, 18, 18]

My calculation might be wrong. At any rate, you can keep the extra money.

Order approved, shipping.

The Tatom rebels would like to buy 10,000 AT-7 Saxhorn anti-tank.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m98/kopparbergs/red_military_forces_army.jpg

INQUIRY (Please handle with discretion)

I would like to know if you're able to sell Cluster bombs with Hydrogen cyanide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_cyanide#Hydrogen_cyanide_as_a_chemical_weapon). I was recommended by my "contact" to take contact with you, as he had positive experiences with the Universal Exports.

If you can make this out, I'm interested in 100 cluster bombs. And I know I've already mentioned this, but this business transaction must be handled with utmost discretion.

General Pehr Brändström
Chairman of the Army Command
The Socialist Kingdom of Kopparbergs

Urcea would like to negotiate a trade embargo on the Tatom rebels.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m98/kopparbergs/red_military_forces_army.jpg

INQUIRY (Please handle with discretion)

I would like to know if you're able to sell Cluster bombs with Hydrogen cyanide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_cyanide#Hydrogen_cyanide_as_a_chemical_weapon). I was recommended by my "contact" to take contact with you, as he had positive experiences with the Universal Exports.

If you can make this out, I'm interested in 100 cluster bombs. And I know I've already mentioned this, but this business transaction must be handled with utmost discretion.

General Pehr Brändström
Chairman of the Army Command
The Socialist Kingdom of Kopparbergs


Encrypted Reply

We'll do it at the same price that we sell everything else for.

[end]

The Tatom rebels would like to buy 10,000 AT-7 Saxhorn anti-tank.

Order approved.

Urcea would like to negotiate a trade embargo on the Tatom rebels.

We aren't aware of any Tatom rebel purchases. However, we can lock them out of the server if that is what you wish. The price is negotiable.

Encrypted Reply

We'll do it at the same price that we sell everything else for.

[end]

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ORDER (Please handle with discretion)

I would like to order the 100 previous mentioned Cluster bombs with Hydrogen cyanide at the price of $450,000 US each. I will wire $45 million to an international bank manager and send the authorization code to you. I cannot wire money to your account due to the risk of tracing the transaction.

I want the bombs shipped to the port in Bygruva, Gruvon, Kopparbergs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=385916). The containers must be marked with "Drilling equipment, KSAB".

This business transaction must be handled with utmost discretion, and if someone – even from Kopparbergs Government – asks something about this, this never happened.

General Pehr Brändström
Chairman of the Army Command
The Socialist Kingdom of Kopparbergs

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m98/kopparbergs/red_military_forces_army.jpg

ORDER (Please handle with discretion)

I would like to order the 100 previous mentioned Cluster bombs with Hydrogen cyanide at the price of $450,000 US each. I will wire $45 million to an international bank manager and send the authorization code to you. I cannot wire money to your account due to the risk of tracing the transaction.

I want the bombs shipped to the port in Bygruva, Gruvon, Kopparbergs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=385916). The containers must be marked with "Drilling equipment, KSAB".

This business transaction must be handled with utmost discretion, and if someone – even from Kopparbergs Government – asks something about this, this never happened.

General Pehr Brändström
Chairman of the Army Command
The Socialist Kingdom of Kopparbergs


Order approved, shipping.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase the following:
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-23L x 80,000
120mm M1938 Mortar x 50,000
GAZ-3937 "Waterman" x 400,000
BTR-80 x 100,000
82mm Vasilek Automatic Mortar x 900,000
AK-108 x 50,000,000
AN-94 Abakan x 15,000,000
(since I am, as you know, not at home, I cannot add this order up, but I can add it up as soon as I get back to the States)
The money has been wired in advance, as usual.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase the following:
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-23L x 80,000
120mm M1938 Mortar x 50,000
GAZ-3937 "Waterman" x 400,000
BTR-80 x 100,000
82mm Vasilek Automatic Mortar x 900,000
AK-108 x 50,000,000
AN-94 Abakan x 15,000,000
(since I am, as you know, not at home, I cannot add this order up, but I can add it up as soon as I get back to the States)
The money has been wired in advance, as usual.

IC:

Encrypted Backup Message

The server in Die Boerstaat has been bombed by terrorists and is inoperable. We suspect someone has leaked our information to the authorities, we cannot serve this request.

We will be back once we conclude our investigation.

Thank you.

[END]

OOC: I don't know if you're aware of it, but your link to the IMI Tavor goes to the Galil instead. here (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as30-e.htm) is the proper link for the Tavor.

OOC: I don't know if you're aware of it, but your link to the IMI Tavor goes to the Galil instead. here (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as30-e.htm) is the proper link for the Tavor.

OOC: $300 US credit earned! Or would you like 50% on up to 25 IMI Tavors instead?

OOC: I'll take the $300 credit, not much of a fan of the Tavor myself.

OOC: I'll take the $300 credit, not much of a fan of the Tavor myself.

OOC: Enjoy, but that credit can only be spent here!

Direct Communication
From: Vastidian Dept. of Acquistions
To: Universal Exports

The Empire of Vastidia would like to apply for the Golden Market Card. $20,000 USD (Universal Standard Dollar) worth of gold bullion will be shipped by airplane to designated site upon confirmation.

W. Censteadt
Colonel Willian Censteadt
Director
Department of Acquisitions
Vastidian Armed Forces

To: Universal Exports
From: Pres. Aaron H. Preston
Subject: Use of Store Credit

I'm going to put my store credit to use purchasing an FN Five-Seven handgun. After the incident at the Cazelian Ball, it might be wise for me to be packing heat for those cases when I don't have bodyguards.

OOC: Might I suggest you start offering the HK 416 (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as75-e.htm)?

Good day.
Anoter small purchase from the Five Points Mafia
Still based in Khornate Tribes.

Three HT-101-105 Medium tanks
Nine CC-4 105 mm Pack Gun/howitzers
Twenty-four CC-35C rifles.

Total:
Three Million sixty five thousand Chitzi dollars plus S&H + tip [One billion Chitzi dollars].

OOC: do you still send "Hurtian" supplies with "Product of the People's Republic Of Hurtful Thoughts" stamped on them?

Direct Communication
From: Vastidian Dept. of Acquistions
To: Universal Exports

The Empire of Vastidia would like to apply for the Golden Market Card. $20,000 USD (Universal Standard Dollar) worth of gold bullion will be shipped by airplane to designated site upon confirmation.

W. Censteadt
Colonel Willian Censteadt
Director
Department of Acquisitions
Vastidian Armed Forces

Order approved.

To: Universal Exports
From: Pres. Aaron H. Preston
Subject: Use of Store Credit

I'm going to put my store credit to use purchasing an FN Five-Seven handgun. After the incident at the Cazelian Ball, it might be wise for me to be packing heat for those cases when I don't have bodyguards.

OOC: Might I suggest you start offering the HK 416?

Order approved with rush shipping.

Good day.
Anoter small purchase from the Five Points Mafia
Still based in Khornate Tribes.

Three HT-101-105 Medium tanks
Nine CC-4 105 mm Pack Gun/howitzers
Twenty-four CC-35C rifles.

Total:
Three Million sixty five thousand Chitzi dollars plus S&H + tip [One billion Chitzi dollars].

OOC: do you still send "Hurtian" supplies with "Product of the People's Republic Of Hurtful Thoughts" stamped on them?

Order approved.

OOC: No. Would you like me to? I stopped doing that because I wasn't trying to misinform people.

I'd like to acquire one of those plantinum cards that're available to members of the corporate alliance as well as:

100 Million Music CDs. Album: Keine Lust, Artist: Rammstein
(1 Billion dollars)

250 Million Goons
(12.5 Trillion dollars)

200 Whores
(15 Million Dollars)

10 30 ml tubes of Kraven DNA
(20 Million dollars)

1 Million Ultimate Corporate Alliance Packages
(22 billion)

Total(without the price/discount of the platinum card): 12,523,035,000,000 Dollars

Order approved.

OOC: No. Would you like me to? I stopped doing that because I wasn't trying to misinform people.
A One billion dollar tip for a 3.7 million dollar purchase and it only gets first class mail service?
Do they get a platinum card out of this?

OOC: Dang... I was planning at poking a bit of retro-active fun at that...

I'd like to acquire one of those plantinum cards that're available to members of the corporate alliance as well as:

100 Million Music CDs. Album: Keine Lust, Artist: Rammstein
(1 Billion dollars)

250 Million Goons
(12.5 Trillion dollars)

200 Whores
(15 Million Dollars)

10 30 ml tubes of Kraven DNA
(20 Million dollars)

1 Million Ultimate Corporate Alliance Packages
(22 billion)

Total(without the price/discount of the platinum card): 12,523,035,000,000 Dollars
OOC: I wasn't aware that Universal Exports sold any of that stuff, but then again I'm not in the CA.

TO: Universal Exports
FROM: Commonwealth of the Cryastal Mountains
Ministry of Defense


RE: Contract CCM-MOD:08-7
Joint Forces Small Arms Procurement

_______________________________________________________

Pistols:
Fabrique Nationale (FN) Five-seveN @ 250 X 5000 = 1,250,000
Luger 'Parabellum' @ 2500 X 30 = 75,000
M9 9mm Beretta pistol, model 92FS @ 200 X 50,000 = 10,000,000
Desert Eagle (Israel) @ 280 US X 5000 = 1,400,000
Colt Government / M1911 @ 170 X 7,500 = 1,275,000

Submachine guns
Heckler und Koch MP-5 @ 300 X 20,000 = 60,000,000
Heckler und Koch UMP @ 225 X 10,000 = 2,250,000
UZI SMG @ 225 X 500 = 112,500
Ingram MAC Model 10 @ 450 X 5000 = 2,250,000
Heckler - Koch HK MP7A1 SMG @575 X 7500 = 4,312,500

Combat Shotguns
Mossberg model 590 @ 225 X 10,000 = 2,250,000

Standard Calibre Sniper Rifles
Beretta 501 sniper @ 1230 X 100 = 123,000
Accuracy International L96 @ 1800 X 100 = 180,000

Assault Rifles
M16A2 @ 350 X 2500 = 875,000
Colt M4 Carbine @500 X 2500 = 1,250,000

Machine Guns
FN Minimi / M249 @ 4000 X 5,000 = 20,000,000
FN Minimi / Mk.46 @ 4000 X 5,000 = 20,000,000
FN MAG / M240 @ 6500 X 5,000 = 32,500,000


Total Contract Value: 166,664,500


Terms: Upon approval or order, please supply Estimated Delivery Date. Payment will be wired Lump Sum.

Buyer can provide air transport or we can send a ship.

Greetings,

The fledgling government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following for our defense:

Golden Market Discount Card 20,000

2000xBattle Bus IFVs(35mm variant)@$45,000ea=$90,000,000
1500xSungri Scout Car @$5000ea=$7,500,000
600xMT50 5 Ton Truck @$15,500ea=$9,300,000

subtotal=106.8 million

12,000x IMI Galil @$325ea=$4,500,000
300x TEI M89SR sniper rifles @$2000ea=$600,000
100x CC-35C Anti-Material Rifle @$3250ea=$325,000
100x Barret M82 @$1750ea=$175,000
1,200x Negev LMG @$3,500ea=$4,200,000
2,000x MG-3 GPMG @$3500ea=$7,000,000
150x M2HB HMG @$8,800ea=$1,320,000
8,000x HK USP (.45cal) @$200ea=$1,600,000

subtotal 19.72mil

60xCC-4 Modular 105 mm Howitzer @$15,000 USea = $900,000
150xHK GMGx$10,000ea=$1,500,000
600xAT-14 Kornet @$10,000 USea=$6,000,000
300xFIM-92 Stinger MANPADSx$9500ea=$2,850,000
6000xM72 LAWx$350ea=$2,100,000
60xSoltam M-65 120mm Mortar @$1,000ea= $60,000
120x60mm M2 Mortar @$260ea=$7,200

subtotal 13.472million

1 Pelaigic Escort Package=95million
14 Mi-14PL Haze-A ASW Helicopters=14million
12 Super Dvora Mk-III FACs=12million

subtotal 121million

80 Earwig Strike Fighters=40million

Total 300.994million
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total: $285.994million

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Official Vastidan Communication
Authorized, Emperor Scipio Valdacci
From: VASTIDIAN ARMED FORCES, DEPARTMENT OF ACQUISITIONS
To: UNIVERSAL EXPORTS

We would like to purchase the following:

Communication Devices

Liberty Networks Prepaid Cell Phone @ 25 x 15000 = 375000
200 Minutes for LibNet Phones @ 20 x 1500 = 30000

TOTAL: 405000

Semi-Automatic Pistols

Jericho 941 @ 250 x 200000 = 50000000
Glock 17 @ 200 x 135 = 27000

TOTAL: 50432000

Submachine Guns

Ingram MAC M10 @ 200 x 75000 = 15000000
MS-58 @ 525 x 1500 = 787500
Vz. 61 Skorpian SMG @ 185 x 50000 = 9250000

TOTAL: 75469500

Shotguns

Siaga 12 @ 550 x 2300 = 1265000

TOTAL: 755960000

Standard Calibre Sniper Rifles

SR-762 Minuteman @ 850 x 2500 = 2125000
Remington M40A1 @ 2400 x 12 = 28800
VSS 'Vintorez' Silenced Sniper Rifle @ 1450 x 12 = 17400
AI Artic Warfare Super Magnum Police @ 1800 x 3 = 5400
Dragunov SVD @ 1050 x 5 = 5250

ATTN: We would like to have the Remington M40A1s, VSS Vintorezes, Super Magnums, and Dragunov SVDs all custom fitted to 15 specific men. Please inform us as to if this is possible.

TOTAL: 758141850

Assault Rifles

M8 Lightweight Assault Rifle @ 750 x 150000 = 112500000

TOTAL: 870641850

Machine Guns

Klashnikov PKM @ 3250 x 18000 = 58500000

TOTAL: 929141850

Small Calibre Mortars

82mm Vasilek Automatic Mortar @ 1200 x 3000 = 3600000
Type 87 82mm Mortar @ 300 x 8000 = 2400000

TOTAL: 935141850

Rocket Launchers

RPG-29 @ 800 x 12000 = 9600000

TOTAL: 944741850

Man Portable Anti Tank Guided Missiles

AT14 Kornet @ 10000 x 750 = 7500000
FGM-148 Javelin @ 11000 x 250 = 2750000

TOTAL: 954991850

Man Portable Air Defense Systems

FIM-92 Stinger @ 9500 x 8000 = 76000000
SA-18 Grouse @ 10000 x 3500 = 35000000

TOTAL: 1749991850

Trucks

Ural-4320 6.6 ton Truck @ 20000 x 1400 = 28000000

TOTAL: 1777991850

Mobile SAM

SA-8 Gecko L3 @ 250000 x 25 = 6250000

TOTAL: 1784241850

Emplaced SAM

SA-5 Gammon MtHB1+ @ 1,000,000 x 1000 = 1000000000

TOTAL: 2784241850

Golden market card 5% discount (-139212092.50): $2,645,029,757.50
_______

Total comes to $2,645,029,757.50 (two TRILLION, six hundred and forty-five MILLION, twenty-nine THOUSAND, seven hundred and fifty seven, and fifty CENTS).

Additionally, we would like to inquire as to a a special project. The Vastidian Tactical Air Command has dictated that it requires an airship-like craft from which to counter any sort of insurgency or rebellion in the country. This airship should have the following:


Missile defense system
2x very bright spotlights
FLIR system
Seating for 12
Pamphlet dispensors, or mounting for propeganda bombs
Black paint scheme


If you could at least point us in the right direction here, it would be very much appreciated.

As always, money wired upon confirmation.

W. Censteadt
Colonel Willian Censteadt
Director
Department of Acquisitions
Vastidian Armed Forces

IC:

Encrypted Backup Message

The server in Die Boerstaat has been bombed by terrorists and is inoperable. We suspect someone has leaked our information to the authorities, we cannot serve this request.

We will be back once we conclude our investigation.

Thank you.

[END]

An extra $1,500,000,000 has been wired to you to help speed up your efforts.

A One billion dollar tip for a 3.7 million dollar purchase and it only gets first class mail service?
Do they get a platinum card out of this?

Platinum Market cards are only available to the greatest allies of the Republic.

Platinum Market Card, 7% discount
HCIA
Avrison Intelligence
Raytta Corporation
Red Tide Mafia
The Corporate Alliance
The Aeson
The PROHT
The Black Hand of Nod


I think you mistook the Central Hurtian Intellegence Agency for the Five Points Mafia...
And if not what does HCIA mean?

And the Five Points Mafia is NOT a subsidiary of Hurtful Outcomes Incorporated.

I'd like to acquire one of those plantinum cards that're available to members of the corporate alliance as well as:

100 Million Music CDs. Album: Keine Lust, Artist: Rammstein
(1 Billion dollars)

250 Million Goons
(12.5 Trillion dollars)

200 Whores
(15 Million Dollars)

10 30 ml tubes of Kraven DNA
(20 Million dollars)

1 Million Ultimate Corporate Alliance Packages
(22 billion)

Total(without the price/discount of the platinum card): 12,523,035,000,000 Dollars

Order approved, but we forgot to insert the limitation on only 2 Legions of Goons per customer. This has been corrected, you will not be charged and 1 million dollars has been stricken from your new order price.

A One billion dollar tip for a 3.7 million dollar purchase and it only gets first class mail service?
Do they get a platinum card out of this?

OOC: Dang... I was planning at poking a bit of retro-active fun at that...

OOC: Last I checked a Chitzi dollar was worthless due to some sort of Civil War. That and I can't find an exchange rate for it, so I assumed it was some sort of sarcastic tip worth only a few actual dollars.

TO: Universal Exports
FROM: Commonwealth of the Cryastal Mountains
Ministry of Defense


RE: Contract CCM-MOD:08-7
Joint Forces Small Arms Procurement

_______________________________________________________

Pistols:
Fabrique Nationale (FN) Five-seveN @ 250 X 5000 = 1,250,000
Luger 'Parabellum' @ 2500 X 30 = 75,000
M9 9mm Beretta pistol, model 92FS @ 200 X 50,000 = 10,000,000
Desert Eagle (Israel) @ 280 US X 5000 = 1,400,000
Colt Government / M1911 @ 170 X 7,500 = 1,275,000

Submachine guns
Heckler und Koch MP-5 @ 300 X 20,000 = 60,000,000
Heckler und Koch UMP @ 225 X 10,000 = 2,250,000
UZI SMG @ 225 X 500 = 112,500
Ingram MAC Model 10 @ 450 X 5000 = 2,250,000
Heckler - Koch HK MP7A1 SMG @575 X 7500 = 4,312,500

Combat Shotguns
Mossberg model 590 @ 225 X 10,000 = 2,250,000

Standard Calibre Sniper Rifles
Beretta 501 sniper @ 1230 X 100 = 123,000
Accuracy International L96 @ 1800 X 100 = 180,000

Assault Rifles
M16A2 @ 350 X 2500 = 875,000
Colt M4 Carbine @500 X 2500 = 1,250,000

Machine Guns
FN Minimi / M249 @ 4000 X 5,000 = 20,000,000
FN Minimi / Mk.46 @ 4000 X 5,000 = 20,000,000
FN MAG / M240 @ 6500 X 5,000 = 32,500,000


Total Contract Value: 166,664,500


Terms: Upon approval or order, please supply Estimated Delivery Date. Payment will be wired Lump Sum.

Buyer can provide air transport or we can send a ship.

Order approved and coordinates have been sent for a secure dock.

Greetings,

The fledgling government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following for our defense:

Golden Market Discount Card 20,000

2000xBattle Bus IFVs(35mm variant)@$45,000ea=$90,000,000
1500xSungri Scout Car @$5000ea=$7,500,000
600xMT50 5 Ton Truck @$15,500ea=$9,300,000

subtotal=106.8 million

12,000x IMI Galil @$325ea=$4,500,000
300x TEI M89SR sniper rifles @$2000ea=$600,000
100x CC-35C Anti-Material Rifle @$3250ea=$325,000
100x Barret M82 @$1750ea=$175,000
1,200x Negev LMG @$3,500ea=$4,200,000
2,000x MG-3 GPMG @$3500ea=$7,000,000
150x M2HB HMG @$8,800ea=$1,320,000
8,000x HK USP (.45cal) @$200ea=$1,600,000

subtotal 19.72mil

60xCC-4 Modular 105 mm Howitzer @$15,000 USea = $900,000
150xHK GMGx$10,000ea=$1,500,000
600xAT-14 Kornet @$10,000 USea=$6,000,000
300xFIM-92 Stinger MANPADSx$9500ea=$2,850,000
6000xM72 LAWx$350ea=$2,100,000
60xSoltam M-65 120mm Mortar @$1,000ea= $60,000
120x60mm M2 Mortar @$260ea=$7,200

subtotal 13.472million

1 Pelaigic Escort Package=95million
14 Mi-14PL Haze-A ASW Helicopters=14million
12 Super Dvora Mk-III FACs=12million

subtotal 121million

80 Earwig Strike Fighters=40million

Total 300.994million
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total: $285.994million

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Order approved.

Official Vastidan Communication
Authorized, Emperor Scipio Valdacci
From: VASTIDIAN ARMED FORCES, DEPARTMENT OF ACQUISITIONS
To: UNIVERSAL EXPORTS

We would like to purchase the following:

Communication Devices

Liberty Networks Prepaid Cell Phone @ 25 x 15000 = 375000
200 Minutes for LibNet Phones @ 20 x 1500 = 30000

TOTAL: 405000

Semi-Automatic Pistols

Jericho 941 @ 250 x 200000 = 50000000
Glock 17 @ 200 x 135 = 27000

TOTAL: 50432000

Submachine Guns

Ingram MAC M10 @ 200 x 75000 = 15000000
MS-58 @ 525 x 1500 = 787500
Vz. 61 Skorpian SMG @ 185 x 50000 = 9250000

TOTAL: 75469500

Shotguns

Siaga 12 @ 550 x 2300 = 1265000

TOTAL: 755960000

Standard Calibre Sniper Rifles

SR-762 Minuteman @ 850 x 2500 = 2125000
Remington M40A1 @ 2400 x 12 = 28800
VSS 'Vintorez' Silenced Sniper Rifle @ 1450 x 12 = 17400
AI Artic Warfare Super Magnum Police @ 1800 x 3 = 5400
Dragunov SVD @ 1050 x 5 = 5250

ATTN: We would like to have the Remington M40A1s, VSS Vintorezes, Super Magnums, and Dragunov SVDs all custom fitted to 15 specific men. Please inform us as to if this is possible.

TOTAL: 758141850

Assault Rifles

M8 Lightweight Assault Rifle @ 750 x 150000 = 112500000

TOTAL: 870641850

Machine Guns

Klashnikov PKM @ 3250 x 18000 = 58500000

TOTAL: 929141850

Small Calibre Mortars

82mm Vasilek Automatic Mortar @ 1200 x 3000 = 3600000
Type 87 82mm Mortar @ 300 x 8000 = 2400000

TOTAL: 935141850

Rocket Launchers

RPG-29 @ 800 x 12000 = 9600000

TOTAL: 944741850

Man Portable Anti Tank Guided Missiles

AT14 Kornet @ 10000 x 750 = 7500000
FGM-148 Javelin @ 11000 x 250 = 2750000

TOTAL: 954991850

Man Portable Air Defense Systems

FIM-92 Stinger @ 9500 x 8000 = 76000000
SA-18 Grouse @ 10000 x 3500 = 35000000

TOTAL: 1749991850

Trucks

Ural-4320 6.6 ton Truck @ 20000 x 1400 = 28000000

TOTAL: 1777991850

Mobile SAM

SA-8 Gecko L3 @ 250000 x 25 = 6250000

TOTAL: 1784241850

Emplaced SAM

SA-5 Gammon MtHB1+ @ 1,000,000 x 1000 = 1000000000

TOTAL: 2784241850

Golden market card 5% discount (-139212092.50): $2,645,029,757.50
_______

Total comes to $2,645,029,757.50 (two TRILLION, six hundred and forty-five MILLION, twenty-nine THOUSAND, seven hundred and fifty seven, and fifty CENTS).

Additionally, we would like to inquire as to a a special project. The Vastidian Tactical Air Command has dictated that it requires an airship-like craft from which to counter any sort of insurgency or rebellion in the country. This airship should have the following:

* Missile defense system
* 2x very bright spotlights
* FLIR system
* Seating for 12
* Pamphlet dispensors, or mounting for propeganda bombs
* Black paint scheme


If you could at least point us in the right direction here, it would be very much appreciated.

As always, money wired upon confirmation.

W. Censteadt
Colonel Willian Censteadt
Director
Department of Acquisitions
Vastidian Armed Forces

Order approved and we shall send 3 advisers to help fit the sniper rifles to your men to ensure maximum accuracy. As for your Tactical Air Command's request, we have to suggest General Resources Inc. and the new Leafanistani Integrated Storefront. Military dirigibles have traditionally been manufactured by them.

I think you mistook the Central Hurtian Intellegence Agency for the Five Points Mafia...
And if not what does HCIA mean?

And the Five Points Mafia is NOT a subsidiary of Hurtful Outcomes Incorporated.

OOC: The Central Hurtian Intelligence Agency is the CHIA (pet), not the HCIA. They are someone else. And you cannot know what that means. Confidentiality you know.

Aurum Domus Department of Defense

Would it be possible for you to obtain the USP Compact in .40 for purchase by our department? I know its not listed but with your connections it shouldn't be too hard. These new pistols are set to become the standard service pistol of all department of defense workers. This numbers around 5,000. We are planning in rechambering all the pistols in .40 DDI as this is the standard .40 cartridge in Aurum Domus. Thanks in advance.

Aurum Domus Department of Defense

Would it be possible for you to obtain the USP Compact in .40 for purchase by our department? I know its not listed but with your connections it shouldn't be too hard. These new pistols are set to become the standard service pistol of all department of defense workers. This numbers around 5,000. We are planning in rechambering all the pistols in .40 DDI as this is the standard .40 cartridge in Aurum Domus. Thanks in advance.

Our catalog now includes the .40 DDI SinRay Compact Tactical Pistol (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12869062&postcount=573) at a cost of $200 US each.

Great news. We would like to purchase 5,000 immediatly. Moeny will be wired upon order confirmation.

Great news. We would like to purchase 5,000 immediatly. Moeny will be wired upon order confirmation.

Order approved.

To: Universal Exports
From: Department of Defense

We would like the following:

200,000 FN SCAR
500,000 FN P90 (40,000 to be semi-automatic for police forces)
500,000 FN Five-seveN
160,000 Barrett M82
100,000 M249

25kg pure U-238 (to be shipped in boxes marked "TOP SECRET")
2 Kraven Tactical Nukes (to be shipped in boxes marked "Drilling Equipment, Republic Oil Co.)
Total: $3,580,001,875

Money to be wired on confirmation

To: Universal Exports
From: Department of Defense

We would like the following:

200,000 FN SCAR
500,000 FN P90 (40,000 to be semi-automatic for police forces)
500,000 FN Five-seveN
160,000 Barrett M82
100,000 M249

25kg pure U-238 (to be shipped in boxes marked "TOP SECRET")
2 Kraven Tactical Nukes (to be shipped in boxes marked "Drilling Equipment, Republic Oil Co.)
Total: $3,580,001,875

Money to be wired on confirmation

Order approved.

Code

we wish to purchase-

40 rolls of duct tape
200 Tokarev SVT-40s
300 AK-47s
200 RPDs
100 RPG-7Vs
100 SA-7 grails
700 molotov cocktails
2000 flak jackets
50 MG technicals
5000 assorted small caliber rounds

we also wish to purchase 20 assorted 50 caliber machine guns

Code

we wish to purchase-

40 rolls of duct tape
200 Tokarev SVT-40s
300 AK-47s
200 RPDs
100 RPG-7Vs
100 SA-7 grails
700 molotov cocktails
2000 flak jackets
50 MG technicals
5000 assorted small caliber rounds

we also wish to purchase 20 assorted 50 caliber machine guns

Order approved.

Money wired.

OOC:As you can probably tell by my order, I'm something of a Fabrique Nationale fan.

To: Universal Exports
From: The Department of Human Interactions of the Under-Empire

Our nation has an insatiable appetite for slaves. Your market is in the business of selling them, but it seems in small quantities. So we're inquiring as to the limit of your "whore" models and if there is any other slave-models to purchase.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase the following:
Gryazev-Shipunov GSh-23L x 80,000
120mm M1938 Mortar x 50,000
GAZ-3937 "Waterman" x 400,000
BTR-80 x 100,000
82mm Vasilek Automatic Mortar x 900,000
AK-108 x 50,000,000
AN-94 Abakan x 15,000,000
(since I am, as you know, not at home, I cannot add this order up, but I can add it up as soon as I get back to the States)
The money has been wired in advance, as usual.

Order approved following OOC clarification.

To: Universal Exports
From: The Department of Human Interactions of the Under-Empire

Our nation has an insatiable appetite for slaves. Your market is in the business of selling them, but it seems in small quantities. So we're inquiring as to the limit of your "whore" models and if there is any other slave-models to purchase.

As you can understand, people are a resources that cannot be replenished that quickly. There is a long gestation period of 9 months that would make our vehicle manufacturing lines balk at the idea. Then they have to be raised to at least age 14.

Then they must be trained in the carnal arts.

All of this drastically limits our supplies.

OOC: I've changed the limit. My original wording isn't what I meant. Blame staying up all night.

To: Universal Exports
From: The Department of Human Interactions of the Under-Empire

Perhaps we could come to a special arrangement. Our empire honestly doesn't care about the quality of the slaves. As long as they are capable of moving a shovel or even walking, they fit our needs. We also make great use of those deemed useless either through birth defects or later injury's that can leave someone crippled.

Surely you must have some of this human backwash, which we will gladly purchase from you so you can make a profit off of "human waste".

And by any chance could a contract be arranged to automatically purchase the three harems every seven years and the two legions every two years? (OOC: Rather than post every 2/7 days of the same order xD)

*via encrypted channel*

For far too long, the Armed Republic of Ass Faces has been waging what amounts to economic warfare against the good comrades of the People's Republic of Iguana Isle. Thus far, all attempts at reaching a diplomatic solution have failed, leading some in our government's inner circle to suggest that now is the time to resort to more drastic measures.

However, Eros is a peaceful region. Despite the crushing economic hardships imposed on our glorious Revolution by the capitalist behemoth to our north, our people would still never support the massive increase in military expenditures that would be necessary to engage in a 'traditional' war. (In fact, militarist factions in our government have complained loudly that our current armed forces aren't strong enough to fight off an angry chimpanzee, much less defend our nation against a full-scale guerilla insurgency.)

Thankfully, thanks to a few well-placed line items in our government's last few massive social welfare spending bills, El Presidente has amassed a small fortune in his numbered Swiss bank account...and now, he thinks, is an opportune time to spend some of those ill-gotten Nuevo Lagartos. In defense of our glorious Revolution, of course.

What El Presidente envisions is a small fleet of fast, durable, heavily-armed ships. Operating from a secret base hidden within one of Iguana Isle's massive coastal "nature preserves," they could launch attacks on cargo ships leaving any of Ass Faces's bustling East Coast ports. This could have the dual effect of both bringing the imperialist swine's export-driven economy to a terror-induced standstill and forcing them to overspend on modernizing their own naval capacity to battle this pirate menace.

Of course, discretion is the key to success in this endeavour. Iguana Isle has, ironically, been vocal in the international community about the need to combat piracy and, in fact, has sponsored several UN resolutions to this effect. Therefore, these ships must not bear any identifying markings of any kind and this whole transaction must be kept strictly confidential. El Presidente is prepared to pay a premium to ensure this.

The Super Dvora Mk-III would appear to be ideal for this purpose, but any suggestions you have to offer regarding this or any additional purchases would be greatly appreciated.

Long Live the People's Revolution!

*END TRANSMISSION*

To: Universal Exports
From: The Department of Human Interactions of the Under-Empire

Perhaps we could come to a special arrangement. Our empire honestly doesn't care about the quality of the slaves. As long as they are capable of moving a shovel or even walking, they fit our needs. We also make great use of those deemed useless either through birth defects or later injury's that can leave someone crippled.

Surely you must have some of this human backwash, which we will gladly purchase from you so you can make a profit off of "human waste".

And by any chance could a contract be arranged to automatically purchase the three harems every seven years and the two legions every two years? (OOC: Rather than post every 2/7 days of the same order xD)

Encrypted Reply

The Red Islands are somewhat irradiated, well a lot of it is highly radioactive at times and this results in some unpleasant births. While our move to Die Boerstaat has reduced this significantly there are still thousands of abandoned 'trainables' in our facilities. We can sell you custody of these trainables, only those that can walk and use their arms of course, at a fair market price of $9,500 US.

As for your automatic purchase, we can authorize it immediately.

[END]

*via encrypted channel*

For far too long, the Armed Republic of Ass Faces has been waging what amounts to economic warfare against the good comrades of the People's Republic of Iguana Isle. Thus far, all attempts at reaching a diplomatic solution have failed, leading some in our government's inner circle to suggest that now is the time to resort to more drastic measures.

However, Eros is a peaceful region. Despite the crushing economic hardships imposed on our glorious Revolution by the capitalist behemoth to our north, our people would still never support the massive increase in military expenditures that would be necessary to engage in a 'traditional' war. (In fact, militarist factions in our government have complained loudly that our current armed forces aren't strong enough to fight off an angry chimpanzee, much less defend our nation against a full-scale guerilla insurgency.)

Thankfully, thanks to a few well-placed line items in our government's last few massive social welfare spending bills, El Presidente has amassed a small fortune in his numbered Swiss bank account...and now, he thinks, is an opportune time to spend some of those ill-gotten Nuevo Lagartos. In defense of our glorious Revolution, of course.

What El Presidente envisions is a small fleet of fast, durable, heavily-armed ships. Operating from a secret base hidden within one of Iguana Isle's massive coastal "nature preserves," they could launch attacks on cargo ships leaving any of Ass Faces's bustling East Coast ports. This could have the dual effect of both bringing the imperialist swine's export-driven economy to a terror-induced standstill and forcing them to overspend on modernizing their own naval capacity to battle this pirate menace.

Of course, discretion is the key to success in this endeavour. Iguana Isle has, ironically, been vocal in the international community about the need to combat piracy and, in fact, has sponsored several UN resolutions to this effect. Therefore, these ships must not bear any identifying markings of any kind and this whole transaction must be kept strictly confidential. El Presidente is prepared to pay a premium to ensure this.

The Super Dvora Mk-III would appear to be ideal for this purpose, but any suggestions you have to offer regarding this or any additional purchases would be greatly appreciated.

Long Live the People's Revolution!

*END TRANSMISSION*

Besides this ship, we also recommend the short range Amurs which can easily sneak in and out and devastate your enemy.

we wish to purchase this-

M9 bayonet-2 mil
Colt m1911-2 mil
SVD-500,000
SKS-500,000
FN FAL-500,000
G36-300,000
AK-47-1 mil
RPD-500,000
Milkor MGL Mk.1-200,000
RPG-16-200,000
EYRX-40,000
stinger-50,000
frag renades-8 mil
flak jackets-2 mil
MG technicals-7,000
Clemenceau, R98-1
Mi-35 hind-E-200

To: Universal Exports
From: The Department of Human Interactions of the Under-Empire

We'll gladly purchase all that're available and we'll pay the same price for those who do not meet the movement requirements. If we could get a numbers estimate we will gladly wire the money at once.

OOC: All slaves have use xD Some are just used as sacrifices and food! =D

To: Universal Exports
From: Mr. White, foreign affairs officer

The Dominion of Emperor Pudu has long been plagued by a relentless and highly dangerous insurgency, claiming vast tracts of land outside the safety of the compounds that dominate the countryside. For years, domestic and colonized soldiers have embarked on the suicidal "Fire Patrols" utilized by the Emperor to keep their population as low as we can. Combined with strategic bombardment in a nearly constant fashion, it has worked, so far.

However, the drawback is a constant drain on manpower, a resource we cannot afford to drain. Therefore, we come to you to furnish our needs in this department.

Supposing a certain number of compounds, multiplied by a small, yet hopefully overwhelming-enough force of warrior-slaves, we should come to the conclusion that eight-hundred thousand slaves, annually, should provide us with the necessary manpower.

Now, we would like to inquire as to the greatest number of people, of whatever condition, temperament, or physical capability, that you can supply to us on a yearly basis, varying only slightly in number as personnel-supplying opportunities grow or shrink. As it stands, the Dominion will soon be in a place to provide a great number of bodies for itself, but currently, only minimal chances make themselves known.

The question is; how many, and how often. When it is that the time comes to deliver any of said personnel, they can be simply transported from your facilities in the Galation Archipelago to our own facilities, in they very same Archipelago. Our leaders remember fondly that campaign...

We await your answer,

Good day,
Mr. White.

Excellent suggestion, comrade! These Amurs are formidable craft indeed. These capitalist pigs are going to rue the day they meddled in the affairs of our glorious People's Republic....

However, your product listings are a little vague as to the differences in the various classes of Amurs, and El Presidente is concerned about making sure his Nuevo Lagartos are invested wisely. ("We need maximum bang for minimum bucks," as he says.) So any clarification you have to offer would be much appreciated.

Don't let El Presidente's frugality fool you, though...this could still prove to be a very lucrative proposition indeed. If he's sufficiently impressed with his initial purchase, he'll undoubtedly order more.

I thank you again for your time and discretion in this matter.

we wish to purchase this-

M9 bayonet-2 mil
Colt m1911-2 mil
SVD-500,000
SKS-500,000
FN FAL-500,000
G36-300,000
AK-47-1 mil
RPD-500,000
Milkor MGL Mk.1-200,000
RPG-16-200,000
EYRX-40,000
stinger-50,000
frag renades-8 mil
flak jackets-2 mil
MG technicals-7,000
Clemenceau, R98-1
Mi-35 hind-E-200

Order approved.

To: Universal Exports
From: The Department of Human Interactions of the Under-Empire

We'll gladly purchase all that're available and we'll pay the same price for those who do not meet the movement requirements. If we could get a numbers estimate we will gladly wire the money at once.

OOC: All slaves have use xD Some are just used as sacrifices and food! =D

This is difficult as there are many that are indentured to servitude for the state and that we have other clients that need pleasing. However, our estimate can only provide 10,000 a year for you. Of course this will be automatically renewing, and with the addition of territory and new births and hopefully an explosive growth in population may result in more slaves for you.

If we can go on another slaving conquest it might work, but currently we cannot find a suitable nation to enslave.

To: Universal Exports
From: Mr. White, foreign affairs officer

The Dominion of Emperor Pudu has long been plagued by a relentless and highly dangerous insurgency, claiming vast tracts of land outside the safety of the compounds that dominate the countryside. For years, domestic and colonized soldiers have embarked on the suicidal "Fire Patrols" utilized by the Emperor to keep their population as low as we can. Combined with strategic bombardment in a nearly constant fashion, it has worked, so far.

However, the drawback is a constant drain on manpower, a resource we cannot afford to drain. Therefore, we come to you to furnish our needs in this department.

Supposing a certain number of compounds, multiplied by a small, yet hopefully overwhelming-enough force of warrior-slaves, we should come to the conclusion that eight-hundred thousand slaves, annually, should provide us with the necessary manpower.

Now, we would like to inquire as to the greatest number of people, of whatever condition, temperament, or physical capability, that you can supply to us on a yearly basis, varying only slightly in number as personnel-supplying opportunities grow or shrink. As it stands, the Dominion will soon be in a place to provide a great number of bodies for itself, but currently, only minimal chances make themselves known.

The question is; how many, and how often. When it is that the time comes to deliver any of said personnel, they can be simply transported from your facilities in the Galation Archipelago to our own facilities, in they very same Archipelago. Our leaders remember fondly that campaign...

We await your answer,

Good day,
Mr. White.

It has been far too long Mr. White since we have last spoken. Of course we are still an anonymous voice behind a computer screen but we still remember.

Your request, because you are such an esteemed ally of the Republic will be given a higher priority but there is grave news.

Lack of new conquests have meant a mere trickle of new foreign slaves to staff our slave armies and be sent off. And with new opportunities in Die Boerstaat and in our other territories it means less people sign up for the Foreign Legions.

At most we can supply you with 10 Full Equipped Legion packages per year on the price listed on our storefront.

Slave Legion Package

A fully equipped and staffed Legion will ensure your dominance. Cheaper than ordering individual Legionaries and their commanders, it comes with vehicles to drive them across the territory they are conquering. Add heavy armor and new weapons if you wish to improve their capabilities.

-900 Infantry Legionaries (Woodland Camo, 1x AR-550 Assault Rifles)
-100 Assault Legionaries (Woodland Camo, 1x MG-560 Light Machine Guns, 1x R-9 Revolver)
-20 Legionaries' Cohorts (Woodland Camo, 1x SR-762 Designated Marksman's Rifle, 1x FMK-3 SMG)
-1 Legionaries' Commander (Woodland Camo, 1x M4 Carbine, 1x 9mm Glock Pistol)
-Total: 1021 Legionaries

125x BCT-50 MAAV (Mass Armored Assault Vehicle)
25 Sungri Scouts (1x Kalashnikov PK MG)

$60,000,000 US

Until there is another slave collection drive, and we don't anticipate one for a while, we cannot supply more of this type.

However we can supply a, to put it bluntly, a retarded legion trained in the military arts at the same limit.

Excellent suggestion, comrade! These Amurs are formidable craft indeed. These capitalist pigs are going to rue the day they meddled in the affairs of our glorious People's Republic....

However, your product listings are a little vague as to the differences in the various classes of Amurs, and El Presidente is concerned about making sure his Nuevo Lagartos are invested wisely. ("We need maximum bang for minimum bucks," as he says.) So any clarification you have to offer would be much appreciated.

Don't let El Presidente's frugality fool you, though...this could still prove to be a very lucrative proposition indeed. If he's sufficiently impressed with his initial purchase, he'll undoubtedly order more.

I thank you again for your time and discretion in this matter.

The problem is that our contractor changed the properties of the Amur without notifiying us. The problem has been rectified. I suggest purchasing torpedoes with the submarine. We offer a simple magnetic torpedo with a 40 nautical mile range that does a little sine curve trajectory to increase the chance it can find its target.

[Secret Message]

From: The Avisronian Department of Immigration

The Libertarian Federation of Avisron has a problem. We're currently restructuring our entire society by investing huge sums of money into making our means of production nearly completely automated and creating a system in which the job of the average person is more meaningful.

The problem with this, however, is that we're having a short term problem with employing everyone. We do believe that in the long term we'll have more than enough jobs for everyone, but currently we're being forced with cutting off immigration to even well trained foreigners.

The LFA was once seen as a land of lawlessness to many around the world. Because of that, illegal immigration has become a problem. Many organizations have cultivated routes by which they smuggle illegals into our nation. This number has peaked at roughly 14 million last year. We simply don't have the resources to prosecute and deport these sheer numbers of people.

Given all of these facts, we've devised what we feel will amount to a rather devious plan.

You currently sell slave armies at $50,000 per soldier. We wish to sell you seven million soldiers a year at $20,000 per soldier.

Further, we have 7 million women per year entering our borders illegally. We wish to sell them all to you for use a prostitutes for $30,000 each.

It is our hope that by 15 years from now, rumors of this operation will have spread and virtually eliminated our problem - because of that, we want this contract to last for the next 15 years. So, effectively, it comes out to you paying us alot of money, but still being able to make a profit yourself. Everyone wins.

[END]

After much discussion with his most trusted advisors, El Presidente has decided that a little test of Iguana Isle's ability to disrupt commercial traffic is in order. If ten unmarked Dvora Mk-IIIs and a single Amur class 950 are left at your docks, fully armed and fueled and relatively unguarded overnight, he'll ensure that you will be sufficiently compensated if they happen to disappear overnight.

I understand this is likely the smallest order you've received in recent history, but El Presidente is nothing if not a cautious man. If our initial raids are successful, he'll undoubtedly return soon to expand our secret fleet.

[Secret Message]

From: The Avisronian Department of Immigration

The Libertarian Federation of Avisron has a problem. We're currently restructuring our entire society by investing huge sums of money into making our means of production nearly completely automated and creating a system in which the job of the average person is more meaningful.

The problem with this, however, is that we're having a short term problem with employing everyone. We do believe that in the long term we'll have more than enough jobs for everyone, but currently we're being forced with cutting off immigration to even well trained foreigners.

The LFA was once seen as a land of lawlessness to many around the world. Because of that, illegal immigration has become a problem. Many organizations have cultivated routes by which they smuggle illegals into our nation. This number has peaked at roughly 14 million last year. We simply don't have the resources to prosecute and deport these sheer numbers of people.

Given all of these facts, we've devised what we feel will amount to a rather devious plan.

You currently sell slave armies at $50,000 per soldier. We wish to sell you seven million soldiers a year at $20,000 per soldier.

Further, we have 7 million women per year entering our borders illegally. We wish to sell them all to you for use a prostitutes for $30,000 each.

It is our hope that by 15 years from now, rumors of this operation will have spread and virtually eliminated our problem - because of that, we want this contract to last for the next 15 years. So, effectively, it comes out to you paying us alot of money, but still being able to make a profit yourself. Everyone wins.

[END]

While this offer is very good, we can only buy them if they are previously trained. You see the cost of people is rather small. It is the cost of training, and armament is crazy high.

Same with the women. Carnal training costs a lot of money. And we place a high priority on the quality of our harem services.

After much discussion with his most trusted advisors, El Presidente has decided that a little test of Iguana Isle's ability to disrupt commercial traffic is in order. If ten unmarked Dvora Mk-IIIs and a single Amur class 950 are left at your docks, fully armed and fueled and relatively unguarded overnight, he'll ensure that you will be sufficiently compensated if they happen to disappear overnight.

I understand this is likely the smallest order you've received in recent history, but El Presidente is nothing if not a cautious man. If our initial raids are successful, he'll undoubtedly return soon to expand our secret fleet.

Order approved. The boats will be left unlocked, keys in the ignition.

[Secret Message]

From: The Avisronian Department of Immigration

With as many soldiers as we're sending you, we feel that you could create a new service that offers cannon fodder. Anyone can shoot a gun and charge, and those tactics can do wonders when simply thrown into a war zone. You could even infect them with some sort of zombie virus and use them that way.

As for the whores, we can institute a training program within our nation. It'll be cheap, but if we spin the correct web of lies and brainwashing, totally economical.

[END]

[Secret Message]

From: The Avisronian Department of Immigration

With as many soldiers as we're sending you, we feel that you could create a new service that offers cannon fodder. Anyone can shoot a gun and charge, and those tactics can do wonders when simply thrown into a war zone. You could even infect them with some sort of zombie virus and use them that way.

As for the whores, we can institute a training program within our nation. It'll be cheap, but if we spin the correct web of lies and brainwashing, totally economical.

[END]

We do have a service that offers cannon fodder. It is just that we sometimes need cannon fodder. And as a Libertarian Federation, we are sure you understand that the market price for raw, untrained people is very small. With the prices you are asking, we can spend that money to funding kidnapping operations in poor third world countries.

And trust us, the ability to train a whore is very hard. Especially into brainwashing them to do it willingly and happily. It takes a special kind of experience that we are very good at, from years of trial and error. We are sure those people in bulk cost your federation no more than $3,500 to process. Whore screening is a whole other matter. How about just the bulk at $9,000 a piece, $500 above the market price for unknown, unseen people. We'll cover transportation costs on our airlines.

[Secret Reply]

From: The Avisronian Immigration Enforcement Agency

There's a lot of potential for such a large, untrained force. We're talking about over 200 million people. You could possibly even sell them as "society packages." They're the raw resources needed to build a nation upon. They could be slaves, or cannon fodder, or an army of zombies. Their potential, should someone decide to invest in them.

We'll take your offer on the whores, though. Have fun.

[END]

[Secret Reply]

From: The Avisronian Immigration Enforcement Agency

There's a lot of potential for such a large, untrained force. We're talking about over 200 million people. You could possibly even sell them as "society packages." They're the raw resources needed to build a nation upon. They could be slaves, or cannon fodder, or an army of zombies. Their potential, should someone decide to invest in them.

We'll take your offer on the whores, though. Have fun.

[END]

We are considering that heavily. And the money for the whores will be wired yearly on schedule.

As for the rest of the riff-raff, market prices on people are very low due to a campaign in Chechnya, and we'd like to say we can give you a fair price but it would be not to our advantage. So, we'd like to buy them, at $7,500 a piece.

You understand our hesitance, as we cannot inspect the product, check up on its health, or even confirm it will arrive alive.

[Secret Message]

From: The Avisronian Customs Enforcement Agency

Initial reports from our prison system is that this years grouping is in fairly good physical condition, overall. We're so confident in the integrity of our product that we'll allow your inspectors in to verify.

After all, Avisron is an island nation. One has to be in fairly good shape to make it to our shores.

[END]

[Secret Message]

From: The Avisronian Customs Enforcement Agency

Initial reports from our prison system is that this years grouping is in fairly good physical condition, overall. We're so confident in the integrity of our product that we'll allow your inspectors in to verify.

After all, Avisron is an island nation. One has to be in fairly good shape to make it to our shores.

[END]

Interesting point. But like you can understand, the human market is depressed, we can offer $8,000 US per person. But remember this is a massive bulk order and will result in huge profits for you.

[Secret Message]

From: The Avisronian Customs Enforcement Agency

This is agreeable. Contract signed.

[END]

Predictably, this impressive fleet that was left so carelessly unguarded simply vanished into the night.

El Presidente feels your pain and, in an unprecedented a show of solidarity, wires $97.5 million from his personal Swiss account to compensate you for your tragic loss. It is his sincere hope that the $7.5 million above market value for such an impressive array of naval firepower will be sufficient enough to ensure continued goodwill between our nations.

Greetings,

In the continued efforts to provide for our glorious nation's defense, the fledgling government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following:

160 Earwig Strike Fighters = 80million
14 F4S Phanton II Strike Fighters = 123.9million
12 Super Dvora III FACs = 12 million
1 Pelagic Escort Package = 95 Million
40 Mil-14 Haze-A ASW Helos = 40 Million

Total 350.9 million
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total: $333.355 million

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

[Secret Message]

From: The Avisronian Customs Enforcement Agency

This is agreeable. Contract signed.

[END]

Order approved.

Predictably, this impressive fleet that was left so carelessly unguarded simply vanished into the night.

El Presidente feels your pain and, in an unprecedented a show of solidarity, wires $97.5 million from his personal Swiss account to compensate you for your tragic loss. It is his sincere hope that the $7.5 million above market value for such an impressive array of naval firepower will be sufficient enough to ensure continued goodwill between our nations.

Of course, and now security will be increased tenfold after some heinous privateers have misappropriated our ships.

Greetings,

In the continued efforts to provide for our glorious nation's defense, the fledgling government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following:

160 Earwig Strike Fighters = 80million
14 F4S Phanton II Strike Fighters = 123.9million
12 Super Dvora III FACs = 12 million
1 Pelagic Escort Package = 95 Million
40 Mil-14 Haze-A ASW Helos = 40 Million

Total 350.9 million
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total: $333.355 million

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Order approved.

Greetings,

In the continued efforts to provide for our glorious nation's defense, the fledgling government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following:

2000xBattle Bus IFVs(35mm variant)@$45,000ea=$90,000,000
10,000xGAZ-3937@$13000ea=$130,000,000
6000xMT50 5 Ton Truck @$15,500ea=$93,000,000

subtotal=313 million

3000x TEI M89SR sniper rifles @$2000ea=$6mil
1000x CC-35C Anti-Material Rifle @$3250ea=$3.25mil
1000x Barret M82 @$1750ea=$1.75mil
6,000x MG-3 GPMG @$3500ea=$21mil
1500x M2HB HMG @$8,800ea=$13.2mil
25,000x HK USP (.45cal) @$200ea=$5mil

subtotal 50.2mil

600xCC-4 Modular 105 mm Howitzer @$15,000 USea = $9mil
1500xHK GMGx$10,000ea=$15mil
1,000xFIM-92 Stinger MANPADSx$9500ea=$9.5mil
20,000xM72 LAWx$350ea=$7 mil
600xSoltam M-65 120mm Mortar @$1,000ea= $600,000
3,500 AT-14 Kornet ATGW's = 35 Million
10,000 Negev SAW's= 35 Million
1 Pelagic Escort Package = 95 Million
40 Mil-14 Haze-A ASW Helos = 40 Million

subtotal $243.1 Million

Total 606.3 million
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total: $575.985 million

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Greetings,

We wish to purchase 83,000 Chimera anti-shipping missiles, for a total of about $1.4 trillion.

Thank you,
Dr. Jules Hodz

Greetings,

In the continued efforts to provide for our glorious nation's defense, the fledgling government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following:

2000xBattle Bus IFVs(35mm variant)@$45,000ea=$90,000,000
10,000xGAZ-3937@$13000ea=$130,000,000
6000xMT50 5 Ton Truck @$15,500ea=$93,000,000

subtotal=313 million

3000x TEI M89SR sniper rifles @$2000ea=$6mil
1000x CC-35C Anti-Material Rifle @$3250ea=$3.25mil
1000x Barret M82 @$1750ea=$1.75mil
6,000x MG-3 GPMG @$3500ea=$21mil
1500x M2HB HMG @$8,800ea=$13.2mil
25,000x HK USP (.45cal) @$200ea=$5mil

subtotal 50.2mil

600xCC-4 Modular 105 mm Howitzer @$15,000 USea = $9mil
1500xHK GMGx$10,000ea=$15mil
1,000xFIM-92 Stinger MANPADSx$9500ea=$9.5mil
20,000xM72 LAWx$350ea=$7 mil
600xSoltam M-65 120mm Mortar @$1,000ea= $600,000
3,500 AT-14 Kornet ATGW's = 35 Million
10,000 Negev SAW's= 35 Million
1 Pelagic Escort Package = 95 Million
40 Mil-14 Haze-A ASW Helos = 40 Million

subtotal $243.1 Million

Total 606.3 million
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total: $575.985 million

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Order approved.

Greetings,

We wish to purchase 83,000 Chimera anti-shipping missiles, for a total of about $1.4 trillion.

Thank you,
Dr. Jules Hodz

Order approved.

Greetings,

In the continued efforts to provide for our glorious nation's defense, the fledgling government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following:

160 Earwig Strike Fighters = 80million
12 Super Dvora III FACs = 12 million
40 Mil-14 Haze-A ASW Helos = 40 Million
40 Slim Class cargo ships-20mil
4x Amur 950 SSKs-320 Mil
400x 120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun 50million

40,000 units of the following infantry kits:

1x HK USP.45cal-200
1x IMI Tavor TAR-21 Assault Rifle-600
1x M-203 Underbarrel Grenade Launcher-150
5x Fragmentation Grenades-100
5x Smoke Grenades-150
1x Crusader Battlesuit-12200

13,400ea

536million

Total 1.058 Billion USD
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total:1.051 Billion

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Greetings,

In the continued efforts to provide for our glorious nation's defense, the fledgling government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following:

160 Earwig Strike Fighters = 80million
12 Super Dvora III FACs = 12 million
40 Mil-14 Haze-A ASW Helos = 40 Million
40 Slim Class cargo ships-20mil
4x Amur 950 SSKs-320 Mil
400x 120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun 50million

40,000 units of the following infantry kits:

1x HK USP.45cal-200
1x IMI Tavor TAR-21 Assault Rifle-600
1x M-203 Underbarrel Grenade Launcher-150
5x Fragmentation Grenades-100
5x Smoke Grenades-150
1x Crusader Battlesuit-12200

13,400ea

536million

Total 1.058 Billion USD
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total:1.051 Billion

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Order approved.

This is a secret Request from the Government of Oblivion2

My name is not important right now, I am a captain Of the Oblivion2 Commando Regiment and I HAppen to need a vechicle. Not just any vechicle but one only your "ogranization" could provide. I want you to design it for me. It must seat 1 driver, 7 passengers, and 1 gunner. It must have 2 and a half inch Titanum alloy plates. Bullet proof glass. The turret needs to have 9.52mm drum fed rounds. I dont care what it looks like in terms of shape, I want a Hills camo painted on. Bulletproof tires. And a Bolt on turbo.

You will be paid 15 and a half Million USD for 2 Of these vechicles.
Please reply if these terms are acceptable.

This is a secret Request from the Government of Oblivion2

My name is not important right now, I am a captain Of the Oblivion2 Commando Regiment and I HAppen to need a vechicle. Not just any vechicle but one only your "ogranization" could provide. I want you to design it for me. It must seat 1 driver, 7 passengers, and 1 gunner. It must have 2 and a half inch Titanum alloy plates. Bullet proof glass. The turret needs to have 9.52mm drum fed rounds. I dont care what it looks like in terms of shape, I want a Hills camo painted on. Bulletproof tires. And a Bolt on turbo.

You will be paid 15 and a half Million USD for 2 Of these vechicles.
Please reply if these terms are acceptable.

O2T-50 Special Forces Vehicle "Monster of Oblivion"

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5030/sisuxa180iforhi1.jpg
Without standard Hills Camouflage painted on, during exercises outside its factory.

Designed with a reckless intent, the O2T-50, Special Forces Vehicle is an imposing vehicle to behold. With exacting specifications, the walls are a 64mm Titanium-Aluminum Alloy plate, very light, expensive, and strong. The wheels are triple layered and filled with foam to resist any sort of impacts that could stop locomotions short of blowing an axle off. Despite this, two spare tires can be bolted to each side of the vehicle.

The engine is a massive 400 horsepower, turbocharged, diesel engine that runs hot and dirty and requires constant coolant feeding, a job that was very much jury-rigged by an extra coolant tank. The churning wheels can also propel the boat shaped O2T-50 SFV to a reasonable 10 kph on water.

The driver sits in a very roomy front seat, with the capability of holding 6 people in the rear benches and one next to him. He is protected by a thick 30mm bullet resistant plastic screen that has a polarized light coating to reduce glare. In case of heavier small arms fire and even rockets, a metal plate can be lowered with small viewports to protect himself.

The turret gunner wields an electrically triggered, blowback operated, 9.52mm machine gun fed by a drum magazine, holding 250 rounds. The machine gun itself can fire up to 900 rounds per minute and because of its long barrel can reach out and touch someone at 400m (area fire).

Weight: 30.5 tonnes
Length: 6.35 m
Width: 2.9 m
Height: 2.77 m
Crew: 1 driver, 1 gunner, 7 passengers (9 total)
Armor: 64mm Alloy plating
Primary armament: 9.52mm drum fed submachine gun
Engine: Valkstadt 611 DSBJA diesel, 400hp
Operational range: 300km
Speed: 80+kph, swim 10 kph

Your payment has been wired to your national banking account.

SIC:

From the Presidential Manor

I'd like five of the, ah, sex workers, if you will. Two thirteen year olds, three fifteen year olds. The 375,000 USD will be wired from my personal account upon confirmation.

Sincerely,
President Alexandre Lassiter

We'd like 100 sex slaves. We prefer that each to be 13 years old.

Wiring $7,500,000 upon confirmation.

FROM: DANTAG HEAVY INDUSTRIES CORPORATION
TO:UNIVERSAL EXPORTS

DANTAG CORP,HAS 3000 SURPLUS LX-300 RIFLES AND 2000 THE MGF-3 MACHINE GUNS,WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE THEM AT A LOWER PRICE?

LX-300:

http://i18.tinypic.com/4md6xlk.jpg

Specifications

-Caliber:5.56NATO/7.62NATO

-Magazine capacity:20 or 30 rounds STANAG Magazines,or Beta CMag

-Action:Semi-Safe-2/3Rds Burst-Full Auto

-Rate of fire:650-750 Rounds Per Minute

[REGULAR]Price:$900USD

-------------------------------------------------------

THE MGF-3 MACHINE GUN:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/770/danmgf3hi6.jpg

[FONT="System"]
SPECIFICATIONS:

Caliber:7.62NATO

Weigth:8.5 kg on bipod;14 kg on light AA tripod;21 kg on infantry tripod

Length:1225 mm

Length of barrel:540 mm

Feeding:Belt,50 or 250 Rounds

Rate of fire:1300 - 1430 rounds/min

Muzzle velocity:710 m/s

Shown with Optional B&T Neckar 7.62NATO Sound Suppressor Specially Designed For Us And Is Able To Withstand Sustained Fully Automatic Fire


WE CAN CHANGE THE TRIGGER GROUPS ON BOTH WEAPONS TO ANY OF THESE(STANDARD IS S-E-F):


http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8483/firecontrolys5.jpg

The LX-300 Series was developed as an improvement of the old and obsolete M4/M16-type carbines and rifles.By replacing the M16 rotating bolt, actuated by direct impingement gas operation by a gas piston system developed by DANTAG the LX-300 does not introduce propellant gases or carbon fouling back into the weapon’s internal,making it the most reliable of any M4/M16 type weapon.
An innovative free-floating 4-quadrant rail system allows all current accessories, sights, lights, and aimers used on M4/M16-type weapons to be fitted to the LX-300. The rail system can be installed and removed without tools.

The DANTAG proprietary gas system uses a piston driving an operating rod to control the function of the bolt, preventing propellant gases and the associated carbon fouling from entering the weapon’s internal parts. This increases the reliability of the weapon and extends the interval between stoppages. It also reduces operator cleaning time, heat transfer to the bolt and bolt carrier, and wear and tear on critical components.

To improve reliability, service life, and operator safety during obstructed bore occurrences or after extreme extended firing sessions, the LX-300 uses barrels produced by cold hammer forging process.

The highest quality steel is used in this unique manufacturing process producing a barrel that provides superior accuracy for greater than 20,000 rounds with minimal degradation of accuracy and muzzle velocity.All LX-300 variants have "OTB" (Over-the-beach) capability and can be safely fired after being submerged in water and not completely drained.

In addition to the improvements in the baseline weapon,DANTAG has produced a corrosion resistant "High-Reliability" Maritime magazine with a proprietary buffer to improve functional reliability.
An add-on single shot 40 mm x 46 or 30mm Grenade Launcher Module can be quickly attached to the rail system of all models without tools.
DANTAG has applied its proven and fielded Safe Blank Fire Attachment and Live Round Excluding Magazine technology to the LX-300, eliminating the possibility of live rounds being loaded into and fired through a standard issue weapon outfitted for blank firing only.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
IF THE ORDER EXCEEDS 3500 WE CAN BUILD THE WEAPONS EXACTLY AS THE CUSTOMER WANTS THEM

AVAILABLE ACCESSORIES:

-SOUND SUPPRESSORS
-BIPOD
-FLASHLIGHT
-VERTICAL GRIP
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WE ALSO SELL AND MANUFACTURE (AS PER CUSTOMER REQUIREMENTS) AMMUNITION:

-TRACERS
-PERFORATING
-INCENDIARY
-EXPLOSIVE


Ernest Dantag,CEO of Dantag Heavy Industries Corporation

Encrypted- Breiga S4.

the Commonwealth of Bredford shall buy the following items with their commerce budget :

Pure U-235 - 8 Tons. ($600 Million Dollars)

Kraven DNA- 5 DNA vials ($10 Million Dollars)

NW-590 Tactical Nuclear Warhead- 10 Nuclear warheads ($1.5 Billion)

100 Shijiazhuang Y-5 Utility Biplane (China) ($50 Million)

50 C-47B Skytrains (United States) ($10 Million)

1000 HT-50 Armored Truck (Mafia): $85,000,000 US .

Total Price: $2.225 Billion Dollars that shall be wired upon confirmation. (if i am mistaken please tell me.)

We wish to purchase 2,500 FN SCAR's for 3.062 million dollars, and 250 Hawker Hunters for 200 million,. We will also purchase 40 C-47B Skytrains for 8 million, 80 Robinson Raven Police Varient with the .50cals for 16 million. We also will purchase 4,500 Authentic Kraven Battlesuits for 420 millon dollars,

We have wired the money securely
John Tails
Lone Star Mercanary Company/Lone Star Drugs/Grocery Chain
Calizorinstan

My name, my name does not matter, I am not in the government of the Far Echo Islands, but with just six connections I have access to government funds, and so I will order 5 Pathfinder Class Dreadnoughts, $5,700,000,000 US, which equals to 28,500,000,000 which is well with in the amount I have access to. They are to be delivered to .5km outside of the western border of the Far Echo Islands territorial waters, leave them there, they well be considered received. We will wire the payment for the first immediately; the payment for the rest will be received upon delivery.

SIC:

From the Presidential Manor

I'd like five of the, ah, sex workers, if you will. Two thirteen year olds, three fifteen year olds. The 375,000 USD will be wired from my personal account upon confirmation.

Sincerely,
President Alexandre Lassiter

Order approved.

We'd like 100 sex slaves. We prefer that each to be 13 years old.

Wiring $7,500,000 upon confirmation.

Order approved.

Encrypted- Breiga S4.

the Commonwealth of Bredford shall buy the following items with their commerce budget :

Pure U-235 - 8 Tons. ($600 Million Dollars)

Kraven DNA- 5 DNA vials ($10 Million Dollars)

NW-590 Tactical Nuclear Warhead- 10 Nuclear warheads ($1.5 Billion)

100 Shijiazhuang Y-5 Utility Biplane (China) ($50 Million)

50 C-47B Skytrains (United States) ($10 Million)

1000 HT-50 Armored Truck (Mafia): $85,000,000 US .

Total Price: $2.225 Billion Dollars that shall be wired upon confirmation. (if i am mistaken please tell me.)

Order approved.

We wish to purchase 2,500 FN SCAR's for 3.062 million dollars, and 250 Hawker Hunters for 200 million,. We will also purchase 40 C-47B Skytrains for 8 million, 80 Robinson Raven Police Varient with the .50cals for 16 million. We also will purchase 4,500 Authentic Kraven Battlesuits for 420 millon dollars,

We have wired the money securely
John Tails
Lone Star Mercanary Company/Lone Star Drugs/Grocery Chain
Calizorinstan

Order approved.

My name, my name does not matter, I am not in the government of the Far Echo Islands, but with just six connections I have access to government funds, and so I will order 5 Pathfinder Class Dreadnoughts, $5,700,000,000 US, which equals to 28,500,000,000 which is well with in the amount I have access to. They are to be delivered to .5km outside of the western border of the Far Echo Islands territorial waters, leave them there, they well be considered received. We will wire the payment for the first immediately; the payment for the rest will be received upon delivery.

Order approved.

OOC: If this is for a thread I have to RP this for you for it to be fair.

FROM: DANTAG HEAVY INDUSTRIES CORPORATION
TO:UNIVERSAL EXPORTS

DANTAG CORP,HAS 3000 SURPLUS LX-300 RIFLES AND 2000 THE MGF-3 MACHINE GUNS,WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE THEM AT A LOWER PRICE?

LX-300:

http://i18.tinypic.com/4md6xlk.jpg

Specifications

-Caliber:5.56NATO/7.62NATO

-Magazine capacity:20 or 30 rounds STANAG Magazines,or Beta CMag

-Action:Semi-Safe-2/3Rds Burst-Full Auto

-Rate of fire:650-750 Rounds Per Minute

[REGULAR]Price:$900USD

-------------------------------------------------------

THE MGF-3 MACHINE GUN:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/770/danmgf3hi6.jpg

[FONT="System"]
SPECIFICATIONS:

Caliber:7.62NATO

Weigth:8.5 kg on bipod;14 kg on light AA tripod;21 kg on infantry tripod

Length:1225 mm

Length of barrel:540 mm

Feeding:Belt,50 or 250 Rounds

Rate of fire:1300 - 1430 rounds/min

Muzzle velocity:710 m/s

Shown with Optional B&T Neckar 7.62NATO Sound Suppressor Specially Designed For Us And Is Able To Withstand Sustained Fully Automatic Fire


WE CAN CHANGE THE TRIGGER GROUPS ON BOTH WEAPONS TO ANY OF THESE(STANDARD IS S-E-F):


http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8483/firecontrolys5.jpg

The LX-300 Series was developed as an improvement of the old and obsolete M4/M16-type carbines and rifles.By replacing the M16 rotating bolt, actuated by direct impingement gas operation by a gas piston system developed by DANTAG the LX-300 does not introduce propellant gases or carbon fouling back into the weapon’s internal,making it the most reliable of any M4/M16 type weapon.
An innovative free-floating 4-quadrant rail system allows all current accessories, sights, lights, and aimers used on M4/M16-type weapons to be fitted to the LX-300. The rail system can be installed and removed without tools.

The DANTAG proprietary gas system uses a piston driving an operating rod to control the function of the bolt, preventing propellant gases and the associated carbon fouling from entering the weapon’s internal parts. This increases the reliability of the weapon and extends the interval between stoppages. It also reduces operator cleaning time, heat transfer to the bolt and bolt carrier, and wear and tear on critical components.

To improve reliability, service life, and operator safety during obstructed bore occurrences or after extreme extended firing sessions, the LX-300 uses barrels produced by cold hammer forging process.

The highest quality steel is used in this unique manufacturing process producing a barrel that provides superior accuracy for greater than 20,000 rounds with minimal degradation of accuracy and muzzle velocity.All LX-300 variants have "OTB" (Over-the-beach) capability and can be safely fired after being submerged in water and not completely drained.

In addition to the improvements in the baseline weapon,DANTAG has produced a corrosion resistant "High-Reliability" Maritime magazine with a proprietary buffer to improve functional reliability.
An add-on single shot 40 mm x 46 or 30mm Grenade Launcher Module can be quickly attached to the rail system of all models without tools.
DANTAG has applied its proven and fielded Safe Blank Fire Attachment and Live Round Excluding Magazine technology to the LX-300, eliminating the possibility of live rounds being loaded into and fired through a standard issue weapon outfitted for blank firing only.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
IF THE ORDER EXCEEDS 3500 WE CAN BUILD THE WEAPONS EXACTLY AS THE CUSTOMER WANTS THEM

AVAILABLE ACCESSORIES:

-SOUND SUPPRESSORS
-BIPOD
-FLASHLIGHT
-VERTICAL GRIP
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WE ALSO SELL AND MANUFACTURE (AS PER CUSTOMER REQUIREMENTS) AMMUNITION:

-TRACERS
-PERFORATING
-INCENDIARY
-EXPLOSIVE


Ernest Dantag,CEO of Dantag Heavy Industries Corporation

We are very interested and will purchase all you are offering.

We also have lined up a client who wants to buy production and sales rights, which includes giving you 50% of the profits gained from sales of your product in a major storefront.

WE will ship the Cargo then,expect delivery in 2NS days

OOC:I need some time to think about the rest

WE will ship the Cargo then,expect delivery in 2NS days

OOC:I need some time to think about the rest

How about $2 billion US each for the production rights?

Greetings,

In the continued efforts to provide for our glorious nation's defense, the government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following:

12 Super Dvora III FACs = 12 million
40 Mil-14 Haze-A ASW Helos = 40 Million
40 Slim Class cargo ships-20mil
4x Amur 950 SSKs-320 Mil
400x 120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun 50 million

40,000 units of the following infantry kits: 536 million

1x HK USP.45cal-200
1x IMI Tavor TAR-21 Assault Rifle-600
1x M-203 Underbarrel Grenade Launcher-150
5x Fragmentation Grenades-100
5x Smoke Grenades-150
1x Crusader Battlesuit-12200

13,400ea


40,000 Advanced Soldier Kits 600mil
FN F2000 Option

Total 1.578 Billion USD
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total:1.4991 Billion

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Greetings,

In the continued efforts to provide for our glorious nation's defense, the government of Vandaheim wishes to purchase the following:

12 Super Dvora III FACs = 12 million
40 Mil-14 Haze-A ASW Helos = 40 Million
40 Slim Class cargo ships-20mil
4x Amur 950 SSKs-320 Mil
400x 120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun 50 million

40,000 units of the following infantry kits: 536 million

1x HK USP.45cal-200
1x IMI Tavor TAR-21 Assault Rifle-600
1x M-203 Underbarrel Grenade Launcher-150
5x Fragmentation Grenades-100
5x Smoke Grenades-150
1x Crusader Battlesuit-12200

13,400ea


40,000 Advanced Soldier Kits 600mil
FN F2000 Option

Total 1.578 Billion USD
Discount(5%)
Discounted Total:1.4991 Billion

Payment half in advance, half upon delivery.

Thank you,

Cal Penderson,
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Order approved!

I will buy one whore and a T-34 tank for 375,000 USD.... The High Council has an idea for a sitcom:confused:

Hello. We require the following:

10,000 Armoured AAA Boxcar’s- $1,500,000,000
20,000 120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun- $2,500,000,000
1,000,000 500 g of C12- $600,000,000
500,000 GPMG- $8,500,000,000

Subtotal: $13,100,000,000

7% discount for being in the CA makes the Total: $12,103,000,000

Thanks.

~The Mandalore.


OOC: I believe I calculated right. Don't shoot if I may have messed it up. My calculator put the answer in scientific notation...XD

Greetings, I am Markus Valentine. I am quickly becoming a successful business man and I feel I need some protection. I have hired various subjects to protect me but I need equipment for them. I require 100 Standard Soldier packages with M-4A2,M203 and M-9 Bayonet. I would also like 1000 Blood Diamonds. The total of this would come to $90,000. But I was wondering if, for a price of course, you could provide training to my security force?

I will buy one whore and a T-34 tank for 375,000 USD.... The High Council has an idea for a sitcom:confused:

Order approved. And the Council would like to view the Season 1 DVD when it comes out.

Hello. We require the following:

10,000 Armoured AAA Boxcar’s- $1,500,000,000
20,000 120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun- $2,500,000,000
1,000,000 500 g of C12- $600,000,000
500,000 GPMG- $8,500,000,000

Subtotal: $13,100,000,000

7% discount for being in the CA makes the Total: $12,103,000,000

Thanks.

~The Mandalore.


OOC: I believe I calculated right. Don't shoot if I may have messed it up. My calculator put the answer in scientific notation...XD

Order approved.

Greetings, I am Markus Valentine. I am quickly becoming a successful business man and I feel I need some protection. I have hired various subjects to protect me but I need equipment for them. I require 100 Standard Soldier packages with M-4A2,M203 and M-9 Bayonet. I would also like 1000 Blood Diamonds. The total of this would come to $90,000. But I was wondering if, for a price of course, you could provide training to my security force?

We can provide training at 10,000 USD per man on operation of these weapons, and the best bodyguard techniques we know.

Order approved.

Greetings,

As usual, we are continuously impressed by the outstanding service of UE.

We wish to order the following:

20,000 GAZ-3937 (13,000) = 260 million
10,000 HT-50 Armored Trucks (85,000) = 850 million
100,000x M72 LAW (350) = 35 million
30,000x Javelin ATGM (11,000) = 330 million
12 Super Dvora III FACs = 12 million
4x Amur 950 SSKs-320 Mil
400x 120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun 50 million

40,000 units of the following infantry kits: 496 million
1x HK USP.45cal-200
1x Crusader Battlesuit-12200

40,000 Advanced Soldier Kits 600mil
FN F2000 Option

Total: 2.953 Billion
Discount (5%)
Discounted Total: 2.806 Billion

We would also like to know the individual pricing for the Dragonskin Armor and M420 Helmets.

We can only begin to thank you with our continued business.

Cal Penderson
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Greetings,

As usual, we are continuously impressed by the outstanding service of UE.

We wish to order the following:

20,000 GAZ-3937 (13,000) = 260 million
10,000 HT-50 Armored Trucks (85,000) = 850 million
100,000x M72 LAW (350) = 35 million
30,000x Javelin ATGM (11,000) = 330 million
12 Super Dvora III FACs = 12 million
4x Amur 950 SSKs-320 Mil
400x 120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun 50 million

40,000 units of the following infantry kits: 496 million
1x HK USP.45cal-200
1x Crusader Battlesuit-12200

40,000 Advanced Soldier Kits 600mil
FN F2000 Option

Total: 2.953 Billion
Discount (5%)
Discounted Total: 2.806 Billion

We would also like to know the individual pricing for the Dragonskin Armor and M420 Helmets.

We can only begin to thank you with our continued business.

Cal Penderson
Director
Vandaheim Military Material Command

Order approved.

We have not yet received large enough amounts to begin pricing them individually and can only deliver on a small order to order basis.

(that's one big picture....)

Alrighty, down to business...
*Tries averting eyes from the massive picture on Smyrnag's post*

As you may know, the good people at HOI, through their old contacts with CHIA and the rest of the Hurtian government, know that this storefront is very strongly tied with the Corprate Alliance, and that it is their primary supplier. (Being themselves, former members of the Corprate Alliance)

During that brief stay, our people could stop thinking of the relatively poor state of training and overal supply your 'goons' were in -As seen in the Chitzi civil war-. and thus, with an end to hostilities between the Hutrian government and the Corprate Alliance, we wish to help your business.

The object is simple. ADAN is planning another advanced combat excercise hosted by their new member, Maladorians, a member of the Corprate Alliance.

Mostly, this isn't strictly an ADAN excercise, as so far, only Hurtful Outcomes Incorporated, an HMR battalion, and a few 3rd party mercenaries.

There are, however, accomodations to be made, allowing more 'conventional' standing armies to participate.

Now, the reason I'm rambling about this excercise, is that, perhaps, you'd be willing to loan us a large number of your goons for training, we'll make absolutely certain that you'll get every one of them back alive, healthy, and ready for sale at your usual over-inflated prices.

Plus, with their improved training, they'd be:
A> More likely to survive proxy missions, allowing them to take more dangerous tasks with less troops and survive with a higher markup on cost and a massive profit margin

B> Able to complete complex missions

C> They'll be worth more when you sell them
------
We also need people to stand in as civillians, let them consider it a paid vacation.

Oh, and the excercise is titled "Operation: Wired Mecenary" Or, "O:WM", if you really want to keep the secrecy.
Maladorians has more details.

I'm just wondering how many you'd be willing to give, and at what cost.

(that's one big picture....)

Alrighty, down to business...
*Tries averting eyes from the massive picture on Smyrnag's post*

As you may know, the good people at HOI, through their old contacts with CHIA and the rest of the Hurtian government, know that this storefront is very strongly tied with the Corprate Alliance, and that it is their primary supplier. (Being themselves, former members of the Corprate Alliance)

During that brief stay, our people could stop thinking of the relatively poor state of training and overal supply your 'goons' were in -As seen in the Chitzi civil war-. and thus, with an end to hostilities between the Hutrian government and the Corprate Alliance, we wish to help your business.

The object is simple. ADAN is planning another advanced combat excercise hosted by their new member, Maladorians, a member of the Corprate Alliance.

Mostly, this isn't strictly an ADAN excercise, as so far, only Hurtful Outcomes Incorporated, an HMR battalion, and a few 3rd party mercenaries.

There are, however, accomodations to be made, allowing more 'conventional' standing armies to participate.

Now, the reason I'm rambling about this excercise, is that, perhaps, you'd be willing to loan us a large number of your goons for training, we'll make absolutely certain that you'll get every one of them back alive, healthy, and ready for sale at your usual over-inflated prices.

Plus, with their improved training, they'd be:
A> More likely to survive proxy missions, allowing them to take more dangerous tasks with less troops and survive with a higher markup on cost and a massive profit margin

B> Able to complete complex missions

C> They'll be worth more when you sell them
------
We also need people to stand in as civillians, let them consider it a paid vacation.

Oh, and the excercise is titled "Operation: Wired Mecenary" Or, "O:WM", if you really want to keep the secrecy.
Maladorians has more details.

I'm just wondering how many you'd be willing to give, and at what cost.

Up to one million people are available for this.

Up to one million people are available for this.
*Silently Mouths "One... Million... soldiers..."*
That's nearly 50 divisions...

We'll match that with 50 of our 80 HOI divisions.
Mind if the Phalynx military practices as well?

*Informs Maladorians of what accomodations he'll have to make*

EDIT:
Permission request:
Requesting Permission to use 'donated' forces in active combat on the part of Maladorians.

As currently our combat excercise is being interupted...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=535583
May want to tell Blackhelm...
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OOC:
And before BC starts finger pointing, no, this time I'm NOT behind this, just somewhere in sidelines...
That is more of a NATO thing...
Okay, maybe not (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=531293)...
Yep, that's TWSP on their roster... And Nod...

Buddha C has ordered such:

15 Leafanistan Dreadnoughts

Price in USD: 85.5 Billion

Will pay 90 Billion if you send any and all Dreadnoughts that are completed and waiting in docks to Nova Pictavia waters, a naval crew will be flown to or near your nation to man these magnificent boats.

<secure transmission>

My benefactors have made the following requests on their behalf:

500,000 Fragmentation Grenades - 10 million
100,000 kevlar vests with ceramic inserts - 65 million
100,000 insurgency soldier packages (5.56mm) - 175 million
100,000 Snake combat knives - 6.5 million
100,000 FN Five-Seven Pistols - 25 million
50,000 Kilograms of C4 - 12.5 million
10,000 Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifles - 10.5 million
10,000 MG-560 LMG (5.56mm) - 21 million
10,000 GP-30 UGL - 1 million
10,000 RPG-29 - 8 million
5,000 60mm M2 Mortars - 1.3 million
1,000 FGM-148 Javelin ATGM - 11 million
1,000 FIM-92 Stinger MANPADS - 9.5 million
golden market card 20k

Total: $355,820,000.00 USD
Discount (5%)
Discounted Total: $338,029,000.00 USD

Payment is half in advance, half upon receipt.

Sincerely,

James McCullen XXIV
M.A.R.S.

<end transmission>

Buddha C has ordered such:

15 Leafanistan Dreadnoughts

Price in USD: 85.5 Billion

Will pay 90 Billion if you send any and all Dreadnoughts that are completed and waiting in docks to Nova Pictavia waters, a naval crew will be flown to or near your nation to man these magnificent boats.

Attention: Due to a major raid by Leafanistani National Police we have lost the capability to produce certain heavy equipment. We will find alternatives to supply to you soon.

<secure transmission>

My benefactors have made the following requests on their behalf:

500,000 Fragmentation Grenades - 10 million
100,000 kevlar vests with ceramic inserts - 65 million
100,000 insurgency soldier packages (5.56mm) - 175 million
100,000 Snake combat knives - 6.5 million
100,000 FN Five-Seven Pistols - 25 million
50,000 Kilograms of C4 - 12.5 million
10,000 Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifles - 10.5 million
10,000 MG-560 LMG (5.56mm) - 21 million
10,000 GP-30 UGL - 1 million
10,000 RPG-29 - 8 million
5,000 60mm M2 Mortars - 1.3 million
1,000 FGM-148 Javelin ATGM - 11 million
1,000 FIM-92 Stinger MANPADS - 9.5 million
golden market card 20k

Total: $355,820,000.00 USD
Discount (5%)
Discounted Total: $338,029,000.00 USD

Payment is half in advance, half upon receipt.

Sincerely,

James McCullen XXIV
M.A.R.S.

<end transmission>

Order approved and shipping.

Order approved and shipping.
<secure transmission>
Thank you for your prompt response. The Military Armament Research Syndicate (M.A.R.S.) is currently interested in marketing a new Cargo Submarine, we are curious whether U.E. would be interested in being the primary seller of such a vessel, or, seeing how it is a vehicle ideally suited for clandestinely transporting 15,000 tons of "goods" safely out of sight below the waves, perhaps the primary consumer?

Sincerely,

James McCullen XXIV
M.A.R.S.
<end transmission>

<secure transmission>
Thank you for your prompt response. The Military Armament Research Syndicate (M.A.R.S.) is currently interested in marketing a new Cargo Submarine, we are curious whether U.E. would be interested in being the primary seller of such a vessel, or, seeing how it is a vehicle ideally suited for clandestinely transporting 15,000 tons of "goods" safely out of sight below the waves, perhaps the primary consumer?

Sincerely,

James McCullen XXIV
M.A.R.S.
<end transmission>

Encrypted Transmission

We cannot provide such a vehicle as we have lost the majority of our foreign machine toolings. A nasty police raid has left us deprived of many foreign made goods that we rely on.

However, we cannot disappoint a customer, and while we hate to recommend our direct competitor in the 'white' or legal market, General Resources Conglomerate is offering a submarine cargo vessel made from converted Typhoons. It has a capacity of 15,000 metric tons of goods.

[END]

Encrypted Transmission

We cannot provide such a vehicle as we have lost the majority of our foreign machine toolings. A nasty police raid has left us deprived of many foreign made goods that we rely on.

However, we cannot disappoint a customer, and while we hate to recommend our direct competitor in the 'white' or legal market, General Resources Conglomerate is offering a submarine cargo vessel made from converted Typhoons. It has a capacity of 15,000 metric tons of goods.

[END]
<secure transmission>
Perhaps we misunderstand us, we have a design we wish to sell on the world market through your storefront, we will provide production, you just have to handle sales and delivery.

Product Details:
Whaleshark SSCN (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=535877)

If you are interested, please let us know,

James McCullen XXIV
M.A.R.S.
<end transmission>

*This message is delivered in the form of a letter from a foreign citizen currently residing within the country where the main HQ of UE resides.*

The 7000 movement within Amazonian Beasts is interested in making a purchase. There are two things that we wish to settle ahead of time, though. One, we interested in the possibility of purchasing Dragon Skin vests, but we are unsure if you sell them individually due to the fact that they do not appear outside of certain package deals. We would greatly appreciate if you could clear this up for us. Secondly, we would like to point out a dead link and refer to the store credit associated with the act of pointing out dead links. We are not sure if this has been reported, but the following (In Bold) is a dead link:

Propaganda Bombs

Filled with either flyers or 6 page pamphlets on a downloadable layout: http://menace.lr/westwood/layout.lol. The bomb opens at around 100 feet after deploying a parachute.

*This message is delivered in the form of a letter from a foreign citizen currently residing within the country where the main HQ of UE resides.*

The 7000 movement within Amazonian Beasts is interested in making a purchase. There are two things that we wish to settle ahead of time, though. One, we interested in the possibility of purchasing Dragon Skin vests, but we are unsure if you sell them individually due to the fact that they do not appear outside of certain package deals. We would greatly appreciate if you could clear this up for us. Secondly, we would like to point out a dead link and refer to the store credit associated with the act of pointing out dead links. We are not sure if this has been reported, but the following (In Bold) is a dead link:

Propaganda Bombs

Filled with either flyers or 6 page pamphlets on a downloadable layout: http://menace.lr/westwood/layout.lol. The bomb opens at around 100 feet after deploying a parachute.

Dragon Skin vests are only obtained in small amounts and usually are available only with the package. However, we have a mild surplus and are willing to part with some for $11,000 US each.

OOC: The template is a joke, the domain name, the country code, hell even the file extension is all meant to be a joke. The template would just be a table file in Word's format anyway, or some sort of Paint.Net grid I drew in half a second.

Understood. Thus, we would like to purchase the following:

4P11 Pistol @ $775 US x 550

ANMC R10A AutoRifle @ $800 US x400

SR-762 Minuteman @ $850 US x50

Mossberg Model 590 Military @ $225 US x100

AT-7 Saxhorn @ $5,500 US x25

Shorts Blowpipe @ $10,000 US x15

Fragmentation Grenade: $20 US x1500

Small Calibre Ammunition @ $0.50 US x1650

Dragon Skin Vest @ $11,000 US x550

and,

Kraven DNA @ $2 million US



For a Grand Total of:

$9,179,575 US

The money will be wired upon acception of our order. For delivery, we would find it preferable if one of our fishing trawls could meet a submarine at sea, though as you indicate that raids may have eliminated that option, merely meeting another boat, in international waters, is acceptable as well.

Understood. Thus, we would like to purchase the following:

4P11 Pistol @ $775 US x 550

ANMC R10A AutoRifle @ $800 US x400

SR-762 Minuteman @ $850 US x50

Mossberg Model 590 Military @ $225 US x100

AT-7 Saxhorn @ $5,500 US x25

Shorts Blowpipe @ $10,000 US x15

Fragmentation Grenade: $20 US x1500

Small Calibre Ammunition @ $0.50 US x1650

Dragon Skin Vest @ $11,000 US x550

and,

Kraven DNA @ $2 million US



For a Grand Total of:

$9,179,575 US

The money will be wired upon acception of our order. For delivery, we would find it preferable if one of our fishing trawls could meet a submarine at sea, though as you indicate that raids may have eliminated that option, merely meeting another boat, in international waters, is acceptable as well.

We have a few submarines that weren't captured, and we are going to use them to earn enough enough to get back some more subs.

We'll go with this option.

Understood. Money wired. We'll make sure to return here for further business.

[Leafanistan, I have returned from my abrupt and extended dissapearance... I sent you a TG incase you missed it explaining everything.]

do you do smuggling????

Mokastana needs to assist a region without our hand involved, can you do it

do you do smuggling????

Mokastana needs to assist a region without our hand involved, can you do it

Yes. We need more details.

[Leafanistan, I have returned from my abrupt and extended dissapearance... I sent you a TG incase you missed it explaining everything.]

OOC: The New World Order you created isn't what we had decided on, we should discuss this further.

OOC: genocide in hexon thread

IC:
we need guns and supplies smuggled into this island, we will contact the rebels to get a location for them to pick up, they murdered our pilots and Moka's don't forgive easily....

we need 10,000 rifles and ammunition as well as anti-tank weapons delivered there

[The name was changed... only because I could not remember the name we had decided on. Anyways, do you have AIM? It would be easier to discuss it there.]

The No Taxes Ministry of Defense wishes to buy several various weapons from Universal Exports. Having seen the effectiveness of Kraven armies on the battlefield we would like to buy 200,000 Kraven Assault Cannons. We also would like to purchase 50,000 12" Railguns along with 50 Pathfinder E Class Dreadnoughts.

-200,000 Assault Cannons (1.95 Billion)
-50,000 12" Railguns (125 Billion)
-50 Dreadnoughts (210 Billion)

The subtotal is 336.95 Billion USD and with the 7% discount since we are a CA member the total cost comes out to 313.3635 Billion USD and the money will be wired upon confirmation of order.

Thank you,
No Taxes Ministry of Defense

The No Taxes Ministry of Defense wishes to buy several various weapons from Universal Exports. Having seen the effectiveness of Kraven armies on the battlefield we would like to buy 200,000 Kraven Assault Cannons. We also would like to purchase 50,000 12" Railguns along with 50 Pathfinder E Class Dreadnoughts.

-200,000 Assault Cannons (1.95 Billion)
-50,000 12" Railguns (125 Billion)
-50 Dreadnoughts (210 Billion)

The subtotal is 336.95 Billion USD and with the 7% discount since we are a CA member the total cost comes out to 313.3635 Billion USD and the money will be wired upon confirmation of order.

Thank you,
No Taxes Ministry of Defense

Order is approved with one exception.

The police have raided our major factories and we have lost the capability to resupply with certain weapons.

The Pathfinder E class is such a weapon.

However we cannot disappoint our customers and would angrily like to direct you to the Integrated Storefront, our white arms dealing neighbor.

In an effort to strength the Mandalorian imperialistic ways, masses of equipment for the soldiers must be purchased. These ships must be high-quality, thus we must buy from the best.

10,000 Ultimate Corporate Alliance Packages 22 Million USD
5,000 HT-101-100 Medium Tank 4.75 Billion USD
2,500 HT-101-72 SPAAG 2.25 Billion USD
Total: 7.22 Billion USD

Keep the 7% discount.

In an effort to strength the Mandalorian imperialistic ways, masses of equipment for the soldiers must be purchased. These ships must be high-quality, thus we must buy from the best.



Keep the 7% discount.

Order approved with extreme prejudice.

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Las Fuerzas Armadas de Santa Marta

Greetings, currently our nation does not have a standing military. We wish to change this by purchase military equipment to form a capable fighting machine.

we wish to place a order for the following pieces of equipment:

200,000 Beretta M92FSs = $40,000,000 USD
10,000 Beretta Mod 12s = $2,250,000 USD
10,000 H&K MP5s = $3,000,000 USD
5,000 UZIs = $1,125,000 USD
2,500 Mossberg 590s = $525,000
1,000 M24s = $1,350,000
30,000 Galils = $9,750,000
40,000 G3A3s = *Request*
1,000 M249s = $4,000,000
1,000 M60s = $3,500,000
1,000 FN MAGs = $6,500,000
700 M79s = $70,000
10,000 M72A3s = $3,500,000
1,000 MILANs = $1,000,000
2,000 FIM-92 Stingers = $3,000,000
200 M35A1s = $2,500,000

Total Cost of entire order = $821,950,000


We shall wire the funds to your account of choice on confirmation of this order.

Sincerly,
Raul J. Ramirez
El Presidente de Santa Marta

-As Five Points Mafia-

Our rapidly expanding, corprate security forces, are in need of more and better weapons, plus, many of the older members are starting to pine for the types of weapons they had in the 'old days'.

Therfore, we would like to purchase about forty LR260H carbines in M4gery confifguration. Though if you can find something in 6.5x55 (Scandinavian, Hurtian, ARAM, or otherwise) instead that would very much be appreciated,

That or some 6.5x50 configuration.

We'd also like to purchase scopes ($150 ea), slings ($15), night sights ($75), an AG-36 UGL ($120), and silencers ($75) for these weapons.
Oh, and 100 cleaning kits.

We'll also keep the included red-dot scopes, we'll retrofit those to our shotguns.

$835x400+601,000

We'll also purchase 100 'Kord' 12.7x117 mm HMGs. ($6,000 each)

We'd also like to sell to you some heavy technicals armed with 82 mm and 35 mm cannons. Plus two pintle mounts by the tailgate for GPMGs/LMGs (one on each side) and a cab mounted ring mount for a HMG. Armor plating not included. (We have 12)

Comes out to:
$935,000

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Las Fuerzas Armadas de Santa Marta

Greetings, currently our nation does not have a standing military. We wish to change this by purchase military equipment to form a capable fighting machine.

we wish to place a order for the following pieces of equipment:

200,000 Beretta M92FSs = $40,000,000 USD
10,000 Beretta Mod 12s = $2,250,000 USD
10,000 H&K MP5s = $3,000,000 USD
5,000 UZIs = $1,125,000 USD
2,500 Mossberg 590s = $525,000
1,000 M24s = $1,350,000
30,000 Galils = $9,750,000
40,000 G3A3s = *Request*
1,000 M249s = $4,000,000
1,000 M60s = $3,500,000
1,000 FN MAGs = $6,500,000
700 M79s = $70,000
10,000 M72A3s = $3,500,000
1,000 MILANs = $1,000,000
2,000 FIM-92 Stingers = $3,000,000
200 M35A1s = $2,500,000

Total Cost of entire order = $821,950,000


We shall wire the funds to your account of choice on confirmation of this order.

Sincerly,
Raul J. Ramirez
El Presidente de Santa Marta

Order approved.

-As Five Points Mafia-

Our rapidly expanding, corprate security forces, are in need of more and better weapons, plus, many of the older members are starting to pine for the types of weapons they had in the 'old days'.

Therfore, we would like to purchase about forty LR260H carbines in M4gery confifguration. Though if you can find something in 6.5x55 (Scandinavian, Hurtian, ARAM, or otherwise) instead that would very much be appreciated,

That or some 6.5x50 configuration.

We'd also like to purchase scopes ($150 ea), slings ($15), night sights ($75) and silencers ($75) for these weapons.
Oh, and ten cleaning kits.

We'll also keep the included red-dot scopes, we'll retrofit those to our shotguns.

$715x40+100

We'll also purchase ten 'Kord' 12.7x117 mm HMGs. ($6,000 each)

We'd also like to sell to you some heavy technicals armed with 82 mm and 35 mm cannons. Plus two pintle mounts by the tailgate for GPMGs/LMGs (one on each side) and a cab mounted ring mount for a HMG. Armor plating not included. (We have 12)

Comes out to:

HTR-26 Assault Rifle

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8656/robarmxcr3pd3.jpg
HTR-26 Assault Rifle with optional red-dot sight and attached bipod, configured for Paratrooper use.

Reverse engineered after a few years, the HTR-26 is named for the year it was copied, 2026 on the Macabeen Calender. Purchased from a foreign vendor as 'surplus' enough rifles were obtained to make a good copy. The HTR-26 is a rather normal rifle, using a gas operated, closed rotating bolt, a legacy of its copied heritage. It is chambered for the 6.5x55mm 'NeoArisaka'.

Caliber: 6.5x55 NeoArisaka
Action: Gas operated, closed rotating bolt
Overall length: 959mm
Barrel length: 407mm (other lengths available)
Weight: 3.4 kg
Rate of fire: 600 rpm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds

750 USD

Order approved. As for the Heavy Technicals, we don't believe a commercial light truck could take such a weight and question its tactical value.

(I increase the order by a magnitude of ten, plus underbarrel grenade launchers)

As for the heavy techs, the US Army is fielding them as of next month.
(Minus the 35 mm cannon, but most likely with armor on their 'Heavy Hummers')

Although the M151/M106 combi /w/ .50 cal spotting gun was generally lighter and better.

I suppose HTR means "Heavy Tactical Rifle"?
(It's a good design, and I'm tempted to switch my order to that gun instead, but it's a tad pricey, since my M4gery with all the bells and whistles only costs $700 without a sling or grenade launcher -the LR-260H (http://www.dpmsinc.com/firearms/260/h.aspx) being itself a commercial model of the AR-15/M-16)

(I increase the order by a magnitude of ten, plus underbarrel grenade launchers)

Order approved.

The Purchasing Department of Greal would like to order 100,000 Dassault Mirage IIIE for 250 billion and also wishes to order the Golden Market Card.

The Purchasing Department of Greal would like to order 100,000 Dassault Mirage IIIE for 250 billion and also wishes to order the Golden Market Card.

Order approved.

Five Points Mafia:
Additional purchase:

Ten SA-6 Gainful missile batteries: $300,000 US each = $6 million
200x SA-14 MANPADS: 7,000 = $1.4 million

$7.4 million

Oh, and we're wondering about purchasing a few tactical nuclear explosives.
About ten NW-590's at $150 million each= 1.5 trillion (Purchased on credit)

Can I purchase 100 tubes of Kraven's DNA please?

Five Points Mafia:
Additional purchase:

Ten SA-6 Gainful missile batteries: $300,000 US each = $6 million
200x SA-14 MANPADS: 7,000 = $1.4 million

$7.4 million

Oh, and we're wondering about purchasing a few tactical nuclear explosives.
About ten NW-590's at $150 million each= 1.5 trillion (Purchased on credit)

Order approved except for the nukes. What proof do we have that your credit is good here?

Can I purchase 100 tubes of Kraven's DNA please?

Order approved.

Order approved except for the nukes. What proof do we have that your credit is good here?
If you have a job for us, we'll take $1.5 triilion off the bill and pay you the balance.
(These nukes are man-portable, right?)

We could also purchase less (like, only 3)

Edit:
Nevermind, I found another seller...
And he was quite liberal with the amount of nukes he gave us too...
Undershi, TWSP, The Khornate Tribes, Maldorians, Crookfur, Trade Wind Inc...
*giggles*
OP:WM CP:32TKT5LMSD IaGo
How do you know you are in a minefield? How do you know when you've escaped?
*pause*

*giggles some more*

MAS PRESS RELEASE
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/2563/maslogo5qr.png

Advice on the Arbalest Class Dreadnought (Domestic)

For the circumstances of countering the possibility of slandering the good name of the Khan Class Heavy Ship to Ship missile (STS41-KH)

MAS under no circumstances advises the use of this vessel with the Khan missile system in direct combat. In specific the 4 x Mark 77 Single Arm RSD-10 Pioneer/Khan Launchers (42 round magazine per launcher) system on a 82,800 tonnes (full load) hull with an estimated mass / volume of 157.7 tons per metre segment with 15,960 tons of this vessel being effectivly taken up by khan missiles with an ancillary 4000 tons that must be used for khan launch cylinders. MAS estimates thus that at least 8000 metric tons of LH2 or ten percent of entire hull mass will be ultra volatile and carried by a low density high missile volume hull with obvious results. Thus while carrying khans performance under direct fire will be heavily compromised.

Public relationships and facilitation department
Angela P. Vern
Department Head

MegaCity Aerospace Systems
Helping your imagination fly.

MAS PRESS RELEASE
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/2563/maslogo5qr.png

Advice on the Arbalest Class Dreadnought (Domestic)

For the circumstances of countering the possibility of slandering the good name of the Khan Class Heavy Ship to Ship missile (STS41-KH)

MAS under no circumstances advises the use of this vessel with the Khan missile system in direct combat. In specific the 4 x Mark 77 Single Arm RSD-10 Pioneer/Khan Launchers (42 round magazine per launcher) system on a 82,800 tonnes (full load) hull with an estimated mass / volume of 157.7 tons per metre segment with 15,960 tons of this vessel being effectivly taken up by khan missiles with an ancillary 4000 tons that must be used for khan launch cylinders. MAS estimates thus that at least 8000 metric tons of LH2 or ten percent of entire hull mass will be ultra volatile and carried by a low density high missile volume hull with obvious results. Thus while carrying khans performance under direct fire will be heavily compromised.

Public relationships and facilitation department
Angela P. Vern
Department Head

MegaCity Aerospace Systems
Helping your imagination fly.

OOC: I'll include this disclaimer.

Greal wishes to order


500,000 FGM-148 Javelins (USA) - 5.5 billion
10,000 HT-101-72 Heavy SPAAG (Hurtful Thoughts) - 9 billion

total cost:14.725 billion(With discount)

Greal wishes to order


500,000 FGM-148 Javelins (USA) - 5.5 billion
10,000 HT-101-72 Heavy SPAAG (Hurtful Thoughts) - 9 billion

total cost:14.725 billion(With discount)

Order approved.

Greal wired your nation the money, we also wish to give a award to your nation for this Storefront.

Top secret Communication from the Black Lotus underground

We wish to purchase these weapons for our cause

300x AKS-74U
50x Barrett M82
300x FN FAL
150x G36E
150x IMI galil
500x AK-47
200x M-16A2
100x RPK LMG
50x RPG-7v
50x Stinger MANPADS
700x Flak jackets

That is all

Top secret Communication from the Black Lotus underground

We wish to purchase these weapons for our cause

300x AKS-74U
50x Barrett M82
300x FN FAL
150x G36E
150x IMI galil
500x AK-47
200x M-16A2
100x RPK LMG
50x RPG-7v
50x Stinger MANPADS
700x Flak jackets

That is all

Order approved.

FROM: Montana Cartel
TO: Universal Exports

We see you sell all Mafia related material, and we would like to make a deal with you. Due to some recent luck we now are producing more cocaine and opium then our buyers can handle. so we would like to sell some to you wholesale
at $5,000 a Kilogram of cocaína pura.

thank you

SIC:

I want to upgrade my military. First I want 100000 decoy soldiers for $4 million and 100 Kraven Assault Cannons for $975,000. I also want 1000 Folland Gnat Ground Attack Aircraft for $150,000,000. The total cost for that is $154,975,000.

Also do you have any recommendations for my growing military?

FROM: Montana Cartel
TO: Universal Exports

We see you sell all Mafia related material, and we would like to make a deal with you. Due to some recent luck we now are producing more cocaine and opium then our buyers can handle. so we would like to sell some to you wholesale
at $5,000 a Kilogram of cocaína pura.

thank you

Order approved, we'll send you a few samples of our high quality Glocks to help defend your men. We heard the Cartels have had some 'regional disputes' that require our special kind of care.

SIC:

I want to upgrade my military. First I want 100000 decoy soldiers for $4 million and 100 Kraven Assault Cannons for $975,000. I also want 1000 Folland Gnat Ground Attack Aircraft for $150,000,000. The total cost for that is $154,975,000.

Also do you have any recommendations for my growing military?

We recommend a powerful and integrated electronic warfare suite. Create a small capable force that is also highly mobile to act as a fast reaction force to stymie an invasion, then train a conventional military to support its operations.

We recommend T-72 tanks, or our HT-101 derivatives.

BUMP:
New Fighter: AIDC F-CK-1 IDF from Taiwan.
New Section and Aircraft: Embraer R-99 Airborne Warning and Control Aircraft that offers up to 95% of the capabilities of much larger aircraft while being much cheaper.

Official US Dept of Defense Order Form

1,000 decoy frigates
1,000 decoy escort carriers
1,000 decoy destroyers

All of those are to be equipped with remote control. Further, we wish to purchase 5,000 fighter aircraft decoys that will not need to fly.

The total cost will be 1291 million before any discounts that may apply.

Lil idea to add yet more options to your storefront.

Combintion break action rifle/shotgun. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combination_gun)

With a multitude of calibers and gauges.
Over/under configuratio of course.

The ability to take it down and stow the barrel and some ammo in the stock would be a plus as well. Scope and slings would be optional.

The model that came to mind was the Savage Model 2400 12 ga/0.308 cal shotgun/rifle.

That or a barrel/chamber swap like the Model 219/220.

The Five Points Mafia would like to purchase 1,000 example of these rifles and shotguns for about $100 each. Chambered for 3" 12 ga and 6.5x55 Scandinavian* (rifle barrel with integral sound suppressor for an additionl $75).
Total cost: $175,000
*Although 7.62x54 R with optional 7.62x39 inserts is tempting...
How about 500 of each combination?

I'd like to think of it as a cheap 'assault' rifle with small 'underbarrel' grenade launcher.

Edit: nevermind the sale, I'll just convert the existing 200 SxS shotguns you sold me earlier with an adjustable peep sight down the rifle barrel, using the shotgun barrel as the liner for the new integral sound suppressor*. Then proccure some bolt action LSSs and strap them to my rifles/pistols**

*On a 24" shotgun barrel, with 18" rifle barrel insert, that gives me 6" of pure sound suppression, plus 12" additional suppression between the barrels.

**In shotgun/pistol config, it would have the shotgun acting as host to the handgun/SMG.

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We whish to aquire the following:
2,000 Corporate Security Packages
With this logo:
http://i3.tinypic.com/5ya3tac.png

also

3,000,000 Advanced Soldier Packages (1 million of each weapon)

Total Ammount:
$4,506,000,000
Wired on confirmation.

Signed
Daniel Hudson,
Prime Minister

Section 2

Semi-Automatic Pistols
M9 9mm Beretta pistol, model 92FS (Italy): $200 US (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg13-e.htm]"Walther PPK (Germany): $175 US[/URL]
[URL="http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg07-e.htm)

Small issue...

Section 2

Semi-Automatic Pistols
Walther PPK (Germany): $175 US (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg13-e.htm)
M9 9mm Beretta pistol, model 92FS (Italy): $200 US (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg07-e.htm)
Big differance.

it seems your [url] line goofed up on you
www.world.guns.ru also has the KS-23 now.

Oh, right, quote cpopy paste delete...
Walther PPK (Germany): $175 US (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg13-e.htm)
M9 9mm Beretta pistol, model 92FS (Italy): $200 US (http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg07-e.htm)

Official US Dept of Defense Order Form

1,000 decoy frigates
1,000 decoy escort carriers
1,000 decoy destroyers

All of those are to be equipped with remote control. Further, we wish to purchase 5,000 fighter aircraft decoys that will not need to fly.

The total cost will be 1291 million before any discounts that may apply.

Order approved.

Lil idea to add yet more options to your storefront.

Combintion break action rifle/shotgun.

With a multitude of calibers and gauges.
Over/under configuratio of course.

The ability to take it down and stow the barrel and some ammo in the stock would be a plus as well. Scope and slings would be optional.

The model that came to mind was the Savage Model 2400 12 ga/0.308 cal shotgun/rifle.

That or a barrel/chamber swap like the Model 219/220.

The Five Points Mafia would like to purchase 1,000 example of these rifles and shotguns for about $100 each. Chambered for 3" 12 ga and 6.5x55 Scandinavian* (rifle barrel with integral sound suppressor for an additionl $75).
Total cost: $175,000
*Although 7.62x54 R with optional 7.62x39 inserts is tempting...
How about 500 of each combination?

I'd like to think of it as a cheap 'assault' rifle with small 'underbarrel' grenade launcher.

Edit: nevermind the sale, I'll just convert the existing 200 SxS shotguns you sold me earlier with an adjustable peep sight down the rifle barrel, using the shotgun barrel as the liner for the new integral sound suppressor*. Then proccure some bolt action LSSs and strap them to my rifles/pistols**

*On a 24" shotgun barrel, with 18" rifle barrel insert, that gives me 6" of pure sound suppression, plus 12" additional suppression between the barrels.

**In shotgun/pistol config, it would have the shotgun acting as host to the handgun/SMG.

My internet is spotty lately and I am unable to reply as rapidly as HT would like me to. Needless to say he gets the $300 in credit.

That little goof was a single " transposed one space over to the right.

As for your combination weapon idea, it seems a bit odd. I doubt I can produce it at only $100 each and still make a profit. But I will consider it.

We whish to aquire the following:
2,000 Corporate Security Packages
With this logo:


also

3,000,000 Advanced Soldier Packages (1 million of each weapon)

Total Ammount:
$4,506,000,000
Wired on confirmation.

Signed
Daniel Hudson,
Prime Minister

Order approved.

15 krivak-class frigates for 600,000,000
and 6 long island class escort carriers for 210,000,000

for a total of 810,000,000:gundge::mp5::sniper::headbang:

Our Nation would like to purchase the following

15000 M16's
100000 Fragmentation Grenades
1000 M72 LAW Rocket Launchers
100 SS-1 SCUD C's (If Available)
500 M134 Miniguns

This comes to a total of 19.1 million dollars. The money will be wired to you upon confirmation.

I have no idea how much money if any i have or how to access it. Also how do i earn money and trade it in for weapons. What is the exchange rate between my national currency the Ram and others?

Your nation info here:
http://www.sunsetrpg.com/economystatistics.php?nation=Albalast

15 krivak-class frigates for 600,000,000
and 6 long island class escort carriers for 210,000,000

for a total of 810,000,000:gundge::mp5::sniper::headbang:

Order approved.

Our Nation would like to purchase the following

15000 M16's
100000 Fragmentation Grenades
1000 M72 LAW Rocket Launchers
100 SS-1 SCUD C's (If Available)
500 M134 Miniguns

This comes to a total of 19.1 million dollars. The money will be wired to you upon confirmation.

Order approved.

I have no idea how much money if any i have or how to access it. Also how do i earn money and trade it in for weapons. What is the exchange rate between my national currency the Ram and others?

I prefer this one:

http://nsdossier.texasregion.net/main.aspx

SIC:

We wish to arm ourselves, so that we may fight back against the current regime in power of our nation. We will first purchase 24 Shenyang F-6 Stike Aircraft for 18 million and 48 F-17 Ascender's for 6 million USD. We will also purchase 96 MIG-21PFM Fishbed R's for 480 million. I will wire you the money from our bank account, which we have obtained various contributions from our shall we say "rich" benefactors.

We will wire the money to you now for early payment, we thank you for your time,

Lone Star
Calizorinstan

SIC:

We wish to arm ourselves, so that we may fight back against the current regime in power of our nation. We will first purchase 24 Shenyang F-6 Stike Aircraft for 18 million and 48 F-17 Ascender's for 6 million USD. We will also purchase 96 MIG-21PFM Fishbed R's for 480 million. I will wire you the money from our bank account, which we have obtained various contributions from our shall we say "rich" benefactors.

We will wire the money to you now for early payment, we thank you for your time,

Lone Star
Calizorinstan

Order approved, super approved.

-Order-
As we have noticed, it is the slow time in military purchases, however we are in need of equipment, and who else can have the best as quick as possible?
Therefore:

30 120mm M1938 Mortars 16500
10 160mm Mortar M1943s 12500
50 81mm Mortars 16250
23 Negev (Israel): 80500
80 Mistral Missiles 600000
30 Yak-9ULs 2250000
= 2,975,750

With discount: 2,083,025

Secret, IC message from Alexander Kazansky

I wish to purchase 2 legions of Slave Legionnaires and 1 Harem. They are to be delivered to a deserted location at [coordinates]. I will deliver 110 million dollars upon their arrival.

The Glorious Workers' State of Iguana Isle has been pleased to do business with this establishment in the past and once again is turning to you to fulfill another....unusual request.

Following the recent revolution in our neighbouring state of Eugene Dinsmore, our military--particularly our navy--finds itself spread dangerously thin. In order to fulfill our obligations to our new Protectorate, we must expand our capabilities rapidly. To this end, Capitán General de la Armada Clinton Peebles of Iguana Isle's Marina de Guerra Revolucionaria has suggested the use of modified civilian yachts to boost our fast-strike and early-warning capabilities. Specifically, he has become quite enamoured with the potential of any of the craft in the WallyPower line (you can see them all at http://www.wally.com under the heading "power").

Unfortunately, while the Glorious Workers' State does indeed have the financial resources to fulfill such a unique approprations request, we do not currently have access to a shipyard capable of producing such fast, maneuverable craft on a large scale. So consider this an open-ended request, if you will. Should you somehow find yourselves in possession of any of these craft (or any with similar capabilities), Capitán General Peebles is hereby authorized to take them off your hands. For whatever we can agree to be a fair and reasonable price, of course.

-Order-
As we have noticed, it is the slow time in military purchases, however we are in need of equipment, and who else can have the best as quick as possible?
Therefore:

30 120mm M1938 Mortars 16500
10 160mm Mortar M1943s 12500
50 81mm Mortars 16250
23 Negev (Israel): 80500
80 Mistral Missiles 600000
30 Yak-9ULs 2250000
= 2,975,750

With discount: 2,083,025

Secret, IC message from Alexander Kazansky

I wish to purchase 2 legions of Slave Legionnaires and 1 Harem. They are to be delivered to a deserted location at [coordinates]. I will deliver 110 million dollars upon their arrival.

All orders have been approved and sent.

Since our last communication, the government has fallen in yet another neighbouring state, resulting in yet another nation becoming an Iguana Isle Protectorate. While we rejoice with the good comrades of A Utopia, the reality is our military is now virtually stretched to its breaking point.

Thankfully, A Utopia already has a rather impressive standing army--Generalissimo Felipe Fernandes, in fact, led the People's Revolution that installed proletarian rule in that nation. He has furthermore graciously volunteered his army's services to secure the continued peace and prosperity in all of Iguana Isle's Protectorates. That, coupled with Eugene Dinsmore's fearsome Air Force, means that Iguana Isle herself is primarily concerned with developing a massive, overwhelming naval presence.

Therefore, while our Marina de Guerra Revolucionaria will still gladly take any WallyPower craft you happen to find in your possession, we need more. A LOT more, and fast. Iguana Isle and her Protectorates together are home to over 4.6 billion people, but we barely have enough of a navy to secure a fourth of our massive coastline, to say nothing about protecting our significant global shipping interests.

Let me make our position clear. At this point, money is no object. We wish to purchase every naval asset you currently have in your possession. Aircraft carriers, battle cruisers, destroyers, interdiction craft, frigates, attack subs, you name it. New or used, it doesn't matter. If it floats, we'll take it. We'll even take any "smuggler's special" cigarette boats you happen to have ready to go. So please, take a quick-and-dirty inventory and let me know what you have and how much you want for the whole lot.

We understand what a strange request this is and appreciate both your haste and your discretion in this matter. Thank you.

Since our last communication, the government has fallen in yet another neighbouring state, resulting in yet another nation becoming an Iguana Isle Protectorate. While we rejoice with the good comrades of A Utopia, the reality is our military is now virtually stretched to its breaking point.

Thankfully, A Utopia already has a rather impressive standing army--Generalissimo Felipe Fernandes, in fact, led the People's Revolution that installed proletarian rule in that nation. He has furthermore graciously volunteered his army's services to secure the continued peace and prosperity in all of Iguana Isle's Protectorates. That, coupled with Eugene Dinsmore's fearsome Air Force, means that Iguana Isle herself is primarily concerned with developing a massive, overwhelming naval presence.

Therefore, while our Marina de Guerra Revolucionaria will still gladly take any WallyPower craft you happen to find in your possession, we need more. A LOT more, and fast. Iguana Isle and her Protectorates together are home to over 4.6 billion people, but we barely have enough of a navy to secure a fourth of our massive coastline, to say nothing about protecting our significant global shipping interests.

Let me make our position clear. At this point, money is no object. We wish to purchase every naval asset you currently have in your possession. Aircraft carriers, battle cruisers, destroyers, interdiction craft, frigates, attack subs, you name it. New or used, it doesn't matter. If it floats, we'll take it. We'll even take any "smuggler's special" cigarette boats you happen to have ready to go. So please, take a quick-and-dirty inventory and let me know what you have and how much you want for the whole lot.

We understand what a strange request this is and appreciate both your haste and your discretion in this matter. Thank you.

There are a lot of old ships and strange experimental ships that have been 'liquidated' by the Ministry of Defense's Special Weapons Applications Group, or MoD SWAG. We do not have descriptions for all of these, and the SWAG tries to use these as hard as possible, so they will come as is.

Some of these ships are improvised ships from previous conquests when we were 'older'. Most of them were destined for the scrapyard and will be sold to you at a heavy discount.

All of these come as is with blood splatter, non-kill damage, etc. We'll provide as many plans and technical manuals as possible, though not all of them may be in English.

At the moment, our spare ship catalog consists of these ships:
2x Nimitz Class Carriers, with light damage
-45 Earwig-N Strike Fighters each, mostly new
2x Clemenceau, R98 aircraft carriers
9x Vikrant class aircraft carriers
12x Invincible Class
-5 Harriers, used but like new each
4x Long Island Class (updated), heavy damage, but floating and operational
-10 Mil Mi-4 Helicopters each, old but no battle damage
1x Original Conrad von Hötzendorf class Battlecruiser as captured by an anonymous client, heavy battle damage, superstructure repaired and original electronics
-1x Mi-4 Helicopter
4x Copies of the Conrad von Hötzendorf class Battlecruiser, slightly inferior electronics but armament is built specially for it and not hacked on
-1x Mi-4 Helicopter each
5x Positively ancient Arethusa class Gun Cruisers of original 1920's vintage that modern copies have been built on, floating but requires upgrades with modern electronics
10x copies of Arethusa class Gun Cruisers with electronic controls and modern upgrades
16x Spruance class Destroyers captured with minor superstructure damage from an enemy shipyard
12x Super-Charlie class Destroyers, never used
35x Alpha class Destroyers, as is in mothballed status, in varying states of modern upgrades to electronic fire controls
57x Krivak class Frigates, minor battle damage, in varying states of repair, no serious damage
12x Minute class Military Hydrofoils, minor damage
178x Cargo ships with guns mounted on them and boiler modifications. Several have been fitted with old Soviet nuclear reactors and hillbilly armor. All have minor to severe battle damage to the superstructure but nothing fatal. Some are troop transports, others are helicopter ships, some are tenders, all are heavily armed.
430x Attack RIBs, Kraven style
42x Amur class submarines of varying configurations with little to no damage, most have special riggings for a towed Scud capsule

MoD SWAG:
2x Kirov class Battlecruisers in command and control configuration with experimental MASER weapons mounted. Each MASER was designed to induce an electrical current in an enemy ship and cause a magazine fire, used only once against The Greater Han Empire to great effect sinking their flagship, a foreign made Battleship. 3x 43mm Railguns on board too. Manuals and plans available only in partial format.
1x 'Womb' class RIB transport. A one shot ship with only a number, XLHS-01C, it is capable of storing up to 50 modified RIBs acting as USV (Unmanned Surface Vehicles) with weaponized configurations. None of the USVs are available.
-50 RIBs included
1x Super-Charlie class Destroyer equipped entirely with blinding LASERs designed to blind the officers on the decks of an enemy ship. Range up to 5 km in clear weather. It has an experimental 100mm Coilgun, and 3 43mm Railguns. It has a double nuclear reactor and is extremely fast.
3x Krivak class frigates, completely unmanned and filled with Katyusha Rockets, most likely a Communist modification during the Second Civil War as a landing support ship.
15x Lun class Ekranoplans in varying states of disrepair, likely reactivated by Confederate Socialist forces during Civil War, never used
2x 'Belly' class Ekranoplans, numbered as XEKP-03D, and XEKP-04D, small Ekranoplans the size of MiGs with a single torpedo, based on shape and launching riggings, meant to be used by the 'Womb'.

Willing to sell at $575 billion. The modified Kirovs themselves are worth that price.

From the deck of the flagship IIS Carlos Marighella, two of the Four Fathers of the Revolution inspect their new aquisitions across the harbor.

"So this is the 'grand fleet' El Presidente promised us, huh?" scoffs Capitán General de la Armada Clinton Peebles. "What a scrap heap. I doubt half of these derelicts will survive the trip back to Iguana Isle. And that's assuming we sail in great weather and avoid any enemy vessels along the way."

Generalissimo Fernandes just smiles wryly. "It's called 'reverse engineering,' comrade. It doesn't matter if any of these ships ever see combat. Have you seen the new shipyards we're building in A Utopia? We have the manpower, the expertise, and soon, the facilities to start producing our own. What we need are blueprints, pure and simple. Many of those ships were truly fearsome in their heyday, comrade. Just get them back home and I'll get the best minds in Iguana Isle to figure out how they tick."

An unassuming-looking figure in a blue flannel shirt, jeans, and gold-rimmed spectacles approaches the two from behind. "And let's not overlook the potential of their weapons systems, either."

Upon seeing who the interloper was, the two immediately snap to attention and offer a brisk military salute. "El Presidente!"

"Let's skip the formalities, shall we? Clinton, you've been with me since day one of the Revolution. You should know better than anyone how we've always made do with far less. Remember how we brought the mighty Armed Republic of Ass Faces to its knees with nothing more than ten second-hand interdiction craft and an old Russian sub? Now, I know our 'new' fleet isn't much to look at now, but it's a hell of a lot better than what we started with. Just get 'em home, boys. We'll get enough of 'em up and running to not only take care of our little piracy problem but to put the rest of the region on notice that the Glorious Workers' State of Iguana Isle isn't going to be pushed around anymore. I'll see to it myself."

___

The money is being wired as we speak. Pleasure doing business with you as always! Just don't get trigger-happy when our Navy arrives to pick up our new aquisitions, ok?

Is the water in the sheep in the pond?: The empty water makes the hunger.
Password validated.
Welcome, Crusader.
Enter Communication:
The Golden Liberation Front has need of weaponry, and believes that you may be able to supply us with the tools for our glorious revolution. Our request is thus:
-500 PSS Vul Silenced Pistols, for $100,000
-100 HK MP5s, for $30,000
-350 IMI Galil assault rifles, for $162,500
-10 RPD LMGs, for $23,000
-20 Dragunov SVD precision rifles, for $21,000
-20 Norinco M98 Shotguns, for $4,500
-For a total of: $341,000 (Approximate)
Half will be payed on confirmation of purchase, the remainder on delivery. We request that the freighter be camoflaged.
Communication sending...
Sending...
Sent. Log out Y/N: Y

From the deck of the flagship IIS Carlos Marighella, two of the Four Fathers of the Revolution inspect their new aquisitions across the harbor.

"So this is the 'grand fleet' El Presidente promised us, huh?" scoffs Capitán General de la Armada Clinton Peebles. "What a scrap heap. I doubt half of these derelicts will survive the trip back to Iguana Isle. And that's assuming we sail in great weather and avoid any enemy vessels along the way."

Generalissimo Fernandes just smiles wryly. "It's called 'reverse engineering,' comrade. It doesn't matter if any of these ships ever see combat. Have you seen the new shipyards we're building in A Utopia? We have the manpower, the expertise, and soon, the facilities to start producing our own. What we need are blueprints, pure and simple. Many of those ships were truly fearsome in their heyday, comrade. Just get them back home and I'll get the best minds in Iguana Isle to figure out how they tick."

An unassuming-looking figure in a blue flannel shirt, jeans, and gold-rimmed spectacles approaches the two from behind. "And let's not overlook the potential of their weapons systems, either."

Upon seeing who the interloper was, the two immediately snap to attention and offer a brisk military salute. "El Presidente!"

"Let's skip the formalities, shall we? Clinton, you've been with me since day one of the Revolution. You should know better than anyone how we've always made do with far less. Remember how we brought the mighty Armed Republic of Ass Faces to its knees with nothing more than ten second-hand interdiction craft and an old Russian sub? Now, I know our 'new' fleet isn't much to look at now, but it's a hell of a lot better than what we started with. Just get 'em home, boys. We'll get enough of 'em up and running to not only take care of our little piracy problem but to put the rest of the region on notice that the Glorious Workers' State of Iguana Isle isn't going to be pushed around anymore. I'll see to it myself."

___

The money is being wired as we speak. Pleasure doing business with you as always! Just don't get trigger-happy when our Navy arrives to pick up our new aquisitions, ok?

Don't underestimate what we can do. Remember that we are lying low for a reason.

Is the water in the sheep in the pond?: The empty water makes the hunger.
Password validated.
Welcome, Crusader.
Enter Communication:
The Golden Liberation Front has need of weaponry, and believes that you may be able to supply us with the tools for our glorious revolution. Our request is thus:
-500 PSS Vul Silenced Pistols, for $100,000
-100 HK MP5s, for $30,000
-350 IMI Galil assault rifles, for $162,500
-10 RPD LMGs, for $23,000
-20 Dragunov SVD precision rifles, for $21,000
-20 Norinco M98 Shotguns, for $4,500
-For a total of: $341,000 (Approximate)
Half will be payed on confirmation of purchase, the remainder on delivery. We request that the freighter be camoflaged.
Communication sending...
Sending...
Sent. Log out Y/N: Y

Order approved. Freighter will arrive at destination as a 'fruit transport' carrying durians. Our crew will retrieve them for you. We've also throw in several AK-165s with ammo for your testing purposes. We hope you will find their 6.5mm ammunition suitable for your uses and help us proliferate it.

Don't underestimate what we can do. Remember that we are lying low for a reason.

Absolutely, comrade. Forgive our presumptuousness. We would deeply regret if such a profitable transaction were to go pear-shaped at the last minute over such a...misunderstanding. So what arrangements should we make for pickup of such a large order?

Also, Generalissimo Fernandes is currently overseeing the effort to modernize the People's Liberation Army and has asked me to locate a supplier of AK-165s. We would ultimately need nine million of these rifles to equip the entire PLA. Since it appears that you have located a cache of these weapons yourself, how much would it cost to procure an initial shipment?

Absolutely, comrade. Forgive our presumptuousness. We would deeply regret if such a profitable transaction were to go pear-shaped at the last minute over such a...misunderstanding. So what arrangements should we make for pickup of such a large order?

Also, Generalissimo Fernandes is currently overseeing the effort to modernize the People's Liberation Army and has asked me to locate a supplier of AK-165s. We would ultimately need nine million of these rifles to equip the entire PLA. Since it appears that you have located a cache of these weapons yourself, how much would it cost to procure an initial shipment?

Its beginning, very slowly and our employers have begun securing new and exciting weapons. Soon enough we'll be back in full force. Regardless, the AK-165 has been bought via several proxies and received, and with samples and our knowledge of the Avtomat Kalashnikov we can easily begin building it. However, we can easily supply you with 20,000 of these new rifles within the month and every month supply a division's worth as we regear our factories.

As for your large order, there is a port in a group of islands far in the middle of the Pacific that will serve your needs. The waters are radioactive from death throes of a suicidal nation, and patrol boats of at least 10 very powerful nations still sail its waves, so we feel relatively safe to direct you to Isla Energia, coordinates are being transmitted the usual other way. The ships and a few dozen of our personnel will be glad to direct you on operations and help you crew them.

The 17th "Flame Warriors" always had a questionable reputation, for sometimes it seemed they were actively looking to kill in the most terrible ways possibles their targets, and they tended to unpolitely shove off human rights organizations with the old argument that "human rights are for human beings only"... carbonized slavers, decapitated bodies, they have become more and more ruthless in their hunt for slavers which operated illegally inside Third Spanish States, and basing on contacts they acquired from captured information networks from the infamous Medellin Family, they finally reached the apex of the irony, to buy slaves to fight against slavery, to instill in them a wish for revenge that would be beyond what most would do, for neither of them was ever a slave, and perhaps one who suffered in their hands would care even less about non-human rights. It was too much, and they had to show that slavery shall not be tolerated... their leader, the officer Julio Mills Santiago, discussed further such intrepid idea with one of his comrades, while he played with 10mm pistol in a firing range, shooting against a decoy which was dressed like a slaver:

"Well, well, you know what happens if somebody discovers it... you'll be screwed Julio! You know it right?"

"I hope they are worth the cost, or don't you delight on seeing slavers gutted by their slaves? A quite poetic justice, I say."

He then shot against the groin of the decoy before his comrade could answer.

"Yes, and all the surgeries we'll have to do to remove those 'pain chips', are you insane? This is a waste of valuable resources!"

"My friend... we are giving life and existence back to those who lost it... which otherwise would be beyond our grasp as freedom fighters. And I am sure those thugs can make customized requests for slaves without that nervous feedback chip. We need to justify our means to the public. And maybe if they see what how a victim of this oppression would do justice, they would understand there is nothing amoral in burning these monsters alive"

"Okay, but what about the prostitutes? Don't tell me that..."

"Look comrade! I am not an ugly lard, I might be getting a bit old, but I am handsome enough to get that for free, and in a place as "sexually liberal" as ours, this means that I would be burning money away if I took those for my own pleasure only, do you understand? I am buying their freedom only and they might be interested in joining the Blackguards Intel and getting into the sort of operations that shall give them a chance of revenge, but they will need a time to get used to the fact that there is no taboo regarding sex around our free civilization except for those who are younger than twelve years old."

"All right, go for it then! We have surplus funds from everything we 'confiscated' from the slavers anyway!"

The man simply took a computer and started to write a message. The encryption software indicated a very high priority 8196 bits encryption key being used.

Entra...
ZEITGEIST TAGEN
Entra...
AMISTAD
Entra...
LINCOLN FREIGHTER
Entra...
HOMBRE HERMOSO
...
Bienvenido a nuestra casa, Dietrich Hannover

From: Medellin Exports/Imports
To: Universal Exports
Subject: Purchase

The Medellin Family, undisputed leader of the underground free market in Third Spanish States, is interested in purchasing the following products from your reputable organizations:

- 800 of your most skilled in battle slave legionnaires, however with one simple request: we do not need a nervous feedback chip because we have other, more elegant methods of controlling our supporters of our family, hopefully transferring the costs from the equipment they would carry otherwise to the required surgery or selection process for this, specific need of ours, as we won't require them to come with their own guns, and neither we will require cohorts.

- 100 of your youngest, most persuasive, beautiful and hot whores, all 13 years old only, and shipped while dressing absolutely nothing, preferably all of them being virgins if possible.

I am, in a sign of goodwill, offering 48 millions of USDs for this purchase, with the extra 500 thousands besides the actual price for the selection process you will require for offering us these resources. The payment shall happen at once, on the delivery point after the delivery, with real electronic money in the form of the equivalent mutualist credits to the mentioned value inside four suitcases. Mutualist credits are accepted by most Swiss and Cayman Islands banks and cannot be traced back to their origin, having no serial number or means of identification.

ANNEXED FILE: Delivery point(beachhead almost deserted in Third Spanish States west coast)

Dietrich Hannover
Head of Medellin's West Coast Business

The 17th "Flame Warriors" always had a questionable reputation, for sometimes it seemed they were actively looking to kill in the most terrible ways possibles their targets, and they tended to unpolitely shove off human rights organizations with the old argument that "human rights are for human beings only"... carbonized slavers, decapitated bodies, they have become more and more ruthless in their hunt for slavers which operated illegally inside Third Spanish States, and basing on contacts they acquired from captured information networks from the infamous Medellin Family, they finally reached the apex of the irony, to buy slaves to fight against slavery, to instill in them a wish for revenge that would be beyond what most would do, for neither of them was ever a slave, and perhaps one who suffered in their hands would care even less about non-human rights. It was too much, and they had to show that slavery shall not be tolerated... their leader, the officer Julio Mills Santiago, discussed further such intrepid idea with one of his comrades, while he played with 10mm pistol in a firing range, shooting against a decoy which was dressed like a slaver:

"Well, well, you know what happens if somebody discovers it... you'll be screwed Julio! You know it right?"

"I hope they are worth the cost, or don't you delight on seeing slavers gutted by their slaves? A quite poetic justice, I say."

He then shot against the groin of the decoy before his comrade could answer.

"Yes, and all the surgeries we'll have to do to remove those 'pain chips', are you insane? This is a waste of valuable resources!"

"My friend... we are giving life and existence back to those who lost it... which otherwise would be beyond our grasp as freedom fighters. And I am sure those thugs can make customized requests for slaves without that nervous feedback chip. We need to justify our means to the public. And maybe if they see what how a victim of this oppression would do justice, they would understand there is nothing amoral in burning these monsters alive"

"Okay, but what about the prostitutes? Don't tell me that..."

"Look comrade! I am not an ugly lard, I might be getting a bit old, but I am handsome enough to get that for free, and in a place as "sexually liberal" as ours, this means that I would be burning money away if I took those for my own pleasure only, do you understand? I am buying their freedom only and they might be interested in joining the Blackguards Intel and getting into the sort of operations that shall give them a chance of revenge, but they will need a time to get used to the fact that there is no taboo regarding sex around our free civilization except for those who are younger than twelve years old."

"All right, go for it then! We have surplus funds from everything we 'confiscated' from the slavers anyway!"

The man simply took a computer and started to write a message. The encryption software indicated a very high priority 8196 bits encryption key being used.

Entra...
ZEITGEIST TAGEN
Entra...
AMISTAD
Entra...
LINCOLN FREIGHTER
Entra...
HOMBRE HERMOSO
...
Bienvenido a nuestra casa, Dietrich Hannover

From: Medellin Exports/Imports
To: Universal Exports
Subject: Purchase

The Medellin Family, undisputed leader of the underground free market in Third Spanish States, is interested in purchasing the following products from your reputable organizations:

- 800 of your most skilled in battle slave legionnaires, however with one simple request: we do not need a nervous feedback chip because we have other, more elegant methods of controlling our supporters of our family, hopefully transferring the costs from the equipment they would carry otherwise to the required surgery or selection process for this, specific need of ours, as we won't require them to come with their own guns, and neither we will require cohorts.

- 100 of your youngest, most persuasive, beautiful and hot whores, all 13 years old only, and shipped while dressing absolutely nothing, preferably all of them being virgins if possible.

I am, in a sign of goodwill, offering 48 millions of USDs for this purchase, with the extra 500 thousands besides the actual price for the selection process you will require for offering us these resources. The payment shall happen at once, on the delivery point after the delivery, with real electronic money in the form of the equivalent mutualist credits to the mentioned value inside four suitcases. Mutualist credits are accepted by most Swiss and Cayman Islands banks and cannot be traced back to their origin, having no serial number or means of identification.

ANNEXED FILE: Delivery point(beachhead almost deserted in Third Spanish States west coast)

Dietrich Hannover
Head of Medellin's West Coast Business

Order approved, delivery will be by usual methods, a freighter, an old one, it will arrive off your coast, and you can keep it, it is hardly seaworthy. The cargo is locked in cells for the journey and will be kept well fed. The lock codes are being sent as an encrypted packet.

2 Weeks Later

Cpt. Saul Mysha of the Republican Navy of the Red Islands was operating the ancient freighter KCS Conference, from a defunct nation called the Karl Confederacy. Right now their entire nation was pulverized earth, a product of hydrogen bombs their own government released.

But he didn't care, all he cared about was payment for him and his skeleton crew of 'delivery men'. He despised the cargo below. He thought they were pathetic, they didn't even look at him anymore. They just lined up, staring straight down at the earth. He hated them and was glad he only had to spend a week with them at sea.

As they sailed through the calm seas he could stared at the Harbin Z-5 Helicopter parked on the deck. He knew they were being shadowed, probably an Amur submarine and at least an R-99 AWACS.

The crew was antsy throughout the entire ride, he nearly had to shoot someone for trying to rape one of the girls before they got to their destination. A quick dangle over the side of the ship and a thorough pistol whipping turned down his sex drive. He didn't like what was going on, so he kept his MP7 at his side. It wasn't the Mafia standard issue 9mm revolver, but he was an officer and entitled to his own captured weapon to use.

Hello, we thank you for your steadfast and timely deliverance of supplies, now, we make our order...
10,000 Fox Tanto knives 45,000
250000 Grams of C12 300,000
2000 Advanced Soldier Packages: 30,000,000
1 Slave Legion Package: $600,00,000
2000 Decoy Paratroopers: 40,000
25 Decoy Landing Craft: 312,500
200 Kilograms of Uraninite 9,000
100 Kilograms of U-238: $100,000
1 Kraven Tactical Nuke: $1,125,000,000
=1,216,671,500

Discount 7%
1,130,992,995

Hello, we thank you for your steadfast and timely deliverance of supplies, now, we make our order...
10,000 Fox Tanto knives 45,000
250000 Grams of C12 300,000
2000 Advanced Soldier Packages: 30,000,000
1 Slave Legion Package: $600,00,000
2000 Decoy Paratroopers: 40,000
25 Decoy Landing Craft: 312,500
200 Kilograms of Uraninite 9,000
100 Kilograms of U-238: $100,000
1 Kraven Tactical Nuke: $1,125,000,000
=1,216,671,500

Discount 7%
1,130,992,995

Order approved.

It was not in the interests of the 17th Division to break their cover... for now. The given location was a large spanning beach which had a few hundreds of meters ahead a large quantity of trees, in what seemed to be a standing forest which wasn't destroyed by human action. Soon a dozen of men dressed in black jackets went down through the cold sands of the beach and watched the old freighter arriving. They were armed with 6.5mm FA-65 assault rifles and 10mm SF-27 submachineguns, homegrown weapons technologies from Third Spanish States which were ubiquitous everywhere around its territory.

Four of them were also carrying four briefcases, and among them a man, apparently the leader of the "thugs", held a large 10mm pistol in his hands, which looked large enough to be converted into a machine pistol, and to add to the style, it had a scope attached to its side rail in the most gangsta way possible, a small flashlight attached to its underbarrel rail and a turned off laser sight attached in a rail above the barrel.

With Germanic facial features, blue eyes and blonde hair, he was dressing in a very nice black suit, unlike the "goons" around him, and have personally greeted the arriving crew of the ship, nobody would know or suspect he was in fact a disguised military from an anti-slavery low intensity warfare specialized division, due to his almost perfect mannerisms, not exaggerated, not forced but apparently authentic:

"Greetings, I am Dietrich Hannover. I expect you came with the shipment according to our specifications... before anything, let me inform you how this payment shall work. Now, as a sign of goodwill we shall handle you the first two briefcases with half of the agreed upon value, you can check them if you wish. Just press the button in their lower rights and then look at the LEDs of the cards, they will have indicated the amount of wealth each of them contain. Once the delivery is complete, the last two briefcases shall be given.

You can simply leave them on this shore and we'll take it from here, there is no danger for now as our onlookers are keeping a watch for potential patrols of the authorities, and will warn us beforehand of it.". He then gestured to two of the goons, which handed the two briefcases to Saul Mysha.

It was not in the interests of the 17th Division to break their cover... for now. The given location was a large spanning beach which had a few hundreds of meters ahead a large quantity of trees, in what seemed to be a standing forest which wasn't destroyed by human action. Soon a dozen of men dressed in black jackets went down through the cold sands of the beach and watched the old freighter arriving. They were armed with 6.5mm FA-65 assault rifles and 10mm SF-27 submachineguns, homegrown weapons technologies from Third Spanish States which were ubiquitous everywhere around its territory.

Four of them were also carrying four briefcases, and among them a man, apparently the leader of the "thugs", held a large 10mm pistol in his hands, which looked large enough to be converted into a machine pistol, and to add to the style, it had a scope attached to its side rail in the most gangsta way possible, a small flashlight attached to its underbarrel rail and a turned off laser sight attached in a rail above the barrel.

With Germanic facial features, blue eyes and blonde hair, he was dressing in a very nice black suit, unlike the "goons" around him, and have personally greeted the arriving crew of the ship, nobody would know or suspect he was in fact a disguised military from an anti-slavery low intensity warfare specialized division, due to his almost perfect mannerisms, not exaggerated, not forced but apparently authentic:

"Greetings, I am Dietrich Hannover. I expect you came with the shipment according to our specifications... before anything, let me inform you how this payment shall work. Now, as a sign of goodwill we shall handle you the first two briefcases with half of the agreed upon value, you can check them if you wish. Just press the button in their lower rights and then look at the LEDs of the cards, they will have indicated the amount of wealth each of them contain. Once the delivery is complete, the last two briefcases shall be given.

You can simply leave them on this shore and we'll take it from here, there is no danger for now as our onlookers are keeping a watch for potential patrols of the authorities, and will warn us beforehand of it.". He then gestured to two of the goons, which handed the two briefcases to Saul Mysha.

Cpt. Saul Mysha left with a small detachment of Marines from the boat to meet the men gathered on the beach. Back on the ship, the helicopter was prepared for takeoff to reach another freighter which will act as their fallback point. The ship was old and meant to be given away.

"Hello, I'm the man with your stuff."

He took the briefcase and opened it up, he always wanted to see the goods before he took them.

The briefcase was piled with a hundred of what seemed to be some sorts of credit cards with ultra thin displays turned off, and soon he would perceive that a small button on the lower right of these cards existed, should he press them, they would reveal the exact quantity each card had stored in USDs. Mutualist credit cards can be programmed to display the rounded equivalent value of their stored digital currency into any known international currency, and were hardened to prevent any attempts of falsifying the output, although any electronic credit card reader could also inform the stored value as a second check. If Saul Mysha decided to check one by one the cards of one of the briefcases, he would notice all of them have stored the same value: 60,000 USDs , and that both briefcases had each the equivalent of 12 millions USDs in the total of 200 cards each had, with no duds or cheating on the payment, while "Dietrich" quickly explained:

"All the value could have been stored in a single card, but as a precaution for both of us: nobody here does something like storing that in a single card, for losing a single card with a small quantity of wealth is one thing, but losing a million dollars worth credit card is another, and they are relatively cheap anyway. I am patient enough to wait you to check one by one the cards, if you wish to. But I am a man of my word, and equally we Medellins also are a reputable, honorable family who honors our businesses, and when I say that each briefcase, including those two others which we shall deliver after the cargo is offloaded, have exactly the equivalent of twelve millions of dollars, with all of them having the total of the forty-eighty millions, I am swearing it with my honor and the honor of the Medellins. Also, I believe that starting to offload the cargo now would fasten everything, and time is money too, something which shouldn't be wasted."

The "thugs" around him were apparently a bit anxious about the "cargo", but they were self-disciplined soldiers, and had a degree of moral values which would restrain their most feral lusts from controlling their actions, although nobody could imagine they were not thugs yet. It was to be seen how far the disguise would be followed by the actual impersonation.

The briefcase was piled with a hundred of what seemed to be some sorts of credit cards with ultra thin displays turned off, and soon he would perceive that a small button on the lower right of these cards existed, should he press them, they would reveal the exact quantity each card had stored in USDs. Mutualist credit cards can be programmed to display the rounded equivalent value of their stored digital currency into any known international currency, and were hardened to prevent any attempts of falsifying the output, although any electronic credit card reader could also inform the stored value as a second check. If Saul Mysha decided to check one by one the cards of one of the briefcases, he would notice all of them have stored the same value: 60,000 USDs , and that both briefcases had each the equivalent of 12 millions USDs in the total of 200 cards each had, with no duds or cheating on the payment, while "Dietrich" quickly explained:

"All the value could have been stored in a single card, but as a precaution for both of us: nobody here does something like storing that in a single card, for losing a single card with a small quantity of wealth is one thing, but losing a million dollars worth credit card is another, and they are relatively cheap anyway. I am patient enough to wait you to check one by one the cards, if you wish to. But I am a man of my word, and equally we Medellins also are a reputable, honorable family who honors our businesses, and when I say that each briefcase, including those two others which we shall deliver after the cargo is offloaded, have exactly the equivalent of twelve millions of dollars, with all of them having the total of the forty-eighty millions, I am swearing it with my honor and the honor of the Medellins. Also, I believe that starting to offload the cargo now would fasten everything, and time is money too, something which shouldn't be wasted."

The "thugs" around him were apparently a bit anxious about the "cargo", but they were self-disciplined soldiers, and had a degree of moral values which would restrain their most feral lusts from controlling their actions, although nobody could imagine they were not thugs yet. It was to be seen how far the disguise would be followed by the actual impersonation.

Cpt. Mysha gave up after a while, he wasn't the collections department, just shipping.

"Alright, bring like 10 of your men to our launch, we'll bring you onboard the ship. After that you can unload the cargo with this set of keys."

Saul threw a ring of keys at the man talking to him. He really wanted to start getting home.

Its beginning, very slowly and our employers have begun securing new and exciting weapons. Soon enough we'll be back in full force. Regardless, the AK-165 has been bought via several proxies and received, and with samples and our knowledge of the Avtomat Kalashnikov we can easily begin building it. However, we can easily supply you with 20,000 of these new rifles within the month and every month supply a division's worth as we regear our factories.

As for your large order, there is a port in a group of islands far in the middle of the Pacific that will serve your needs. The waters are radioactive from death throes of a suicidal nation, and patrol boats of at least 10 very powerful nations still sail its waves, so we feel relatively safe to direct you to Isla Energia, coordinates are being transmitted the usual other way. The ships and a few dozen of our personnel will be glad to direct you on operations and help you crew them.

Coordinates received; fleet launched. We'll meet you there.

As for the AK-165s, Generalissimo Fernandes has agreed to take partial shipments. Keep us informed as your production capabilities expand; we're anxious to complete this upgrade as soon as possible.

Are we back? Shocking.

Greetings from your loyal customers in Kahanistan.

First, allow me to submit a request for the Golden Market Card and the accompanying five percent discount; the $20,000 fee has been wired.

Secondly... it is no secret that our nation has twice in one year been decimated and displaced by the Doomani Catholic Nazis. While we are accepting virtually any immigrant who shows up on our shores with a willingness to learn one of our official languages and our culture, five billion people are not so easily replaced.

In the interest of rapidly rebuilding our population base, I have sponsored the Population Restoration Act of 2008, allocating one billion shekels to finding a solution to our underpopulation problem. In anticipation of its passing, I would like to make a substantial purchase from your organisation; please send the bill to the Party Headquarters.

I would like to obtain 250 vials totalling 7.5 litres of Kraven DNA for a total of $500 million USD, such DNA to be studied for the potential of modification for rapidly raising normal humans rather than murderous sociopaths. As a humanitarian gesture, we would also like to obtain two legions of slave legionaries for a total of one hundred million USD; if I am reading this correctly, we are limited to two legions, each legion is 1,000 slaves, each slave costs 50,000 USD, and 2 x 1,000 x 50,000 = 100,000,000.

In that case, our subtotal would arrive at six hundred million USD; with the discount we would owe $570,020,000 USD.

Signed,
Senator Melissa Romero,
Vice-Chair, Anti-Catholic Party of Kahanistan

Greetings from your loyal customers in Kahanistan.

First, allow me to submit a request for the Golden Market Card and the accompanying five percent discount; the $20,000 fee has been wired.

Secondly... it is no secret that our nation has twice in one year been decimated and displaced by the Doomani Catholic Nazis. While we are accepting virtually any immigrant who shows up on our shores with a willingness to learn one of our official languages and our culture, five billion people are not so easily replaced.

In the interest of rapidly rebuilding our population base, I have sponsored the Population Restoration Act of 2008, allocating one billion shekels to finding a solution to our underpopulation problem. In anticipation of its passing, I would like to make a substantial purchase from your organisation; please send the bill to the Party Headquarters.

I would like to obtain 250 vials totalling 7.5 litres of Kraven DNA for a total of $500 million USD, such DNA to be studied for the potential of modification for rapidly raising normal humans rather than murderous sociopaths. As a humanitarian gesture, we would also like to obtain two legions of slave legionaries for a total of one hundred million USD; if I am reading this correctly, we are limited to two legions, each legion is 1,000 slaves, each slave costs 50,000 USD, and 2 x 1,000 x 50,000 = 100,000,000.

In that case, our subtotal would arrive at six hundred million USD; with the discount we would owe $570,020,000 USD.

Signed,
Senator Melissa Romero,
Vice-Chair, Anti-Catholic Party of Kahanistan

Encrypted Reply

Everything has been approved and about 300 of the youth in the Republic of the Red Islands and around 2000 nonChristian refugees from the increasingly fundamentalist Leafanistani Colony of Rovonia also wish to immigrate to your nation, they have already of course paid us the standard smuggling fee to get them to the mainland but they fear that they will not be able to find good jobs or a good home without hiding from the NIS (National Immigration Service) for the rest of their lives.

If you wish to harbor these refugees we will be happy to divert them from sitting on a stinking freighter for a week and move them up to a less stinking troop transport to your nation.

We were also wondering about rearming your nation. As you've said before your nation has been invaded twice by the scheming Doomanis and we have excellent experience in arming insurgencies, terrorist groups and traditional 'underdogs' to make them into powerful burgeoning empires, the now rather Isolationist Griffencrest Corporation is one example.

The Confederacy and the Corporation have been invaded numerous times, none to any real success, thanks to our mastery of economical solutions to difficult problems.

Like our answer to our lack of long range antishipping missiles, we just build a simple carrier, outfit it with biplanes and rush out delivering torpedoes. Very few people have a mechanism to defeat torpedoes, antiaircraft guns aren't designed for such a slow wave attack, and these wooden constructions don't even show up on RADAR. A supercarrier belonging to one of our enemies was sunk by a group of these intrepid craft.

Now that you have a discount, it might be best to invest in such low cost weapons. There is also the issue of Doomani invasions, and you should buy weapons that have the same ammo as the invaders. A simple way to ensure they can't raid your ammo stocks is to booby trap them, but your soldiers would love picking up the ammo of a dead Doomani and cut him down with his comrade's bullets.

Encrypted Reply

Everything has been approved and about 300 of the youth in the Republic of the Red Islands and around 2000 nonChristian refugees from the increasingly fundamentalist Leafanistani Colony of Rovonia also wish to immigrate to your nation, they have already of course paid us the standard smuggling fee to get them to the mainland but they fear that they will not be able to find good jobs or a good home without hiding from the NIS (National Immigration Service) for the rest of their lives.

If you wish to harbor these refugees we will be happy to divert them from sitting on a stinking freighter for a week and move them up to a less stinking troop transport to your nation.

We were also wondering about rearming your nation. As you've said before your nation has been invaded twice by the scheming Doomanis and we have excellent experience in arming insurgencies, terrorist groups and traditional 'underdogs' to make them into powerful burgeoning empires, the now rather Isolationist Griffencrest Corporation is one example.

The Confederacy and the Corporation have been invaded numerous times, none to any real success, thanks to our mastery of economical solutions to difficult problems.

Like our answer to our lack of long range antishipping missiles, we just build a simple carrier, outfit it with biplanes and rush out delivering torpedoes. Very few people have a mechanism to defeat torpedoes, antiaircraft guns aren't designed for such a slow wave attack, and these wooden constructions don't even show up on RADAR. A supercarrier belonging to one of our enemies was sunk by a group of these intrepid craft.

Now that you have a discount, it might be best to invest in such low cost weapons. There is also the issue of Doomani invasions, and you should buy weapons that have the same ammo as the invaders. A simple way to ensure they can't raid your ammo stocks is to booby trap them, but your soldiers would love picking up the ammo of a dead Doomani and cut him down with his comrade's bullets.

Encrypted Response

We are most grateful. Heaven forbid that such a thing happen to us again, but an insurgency is something we must plan for rather than keep moving every time we are attacked. I can assure you that our immigration service will not block the entry of these refugees; we have a quite open refugee policy.

While most of our military theorists put little faith in such antiquated technology as wooden biplanes (nor would we feel comfortable taking a carrier within biplane range - or missile range - of an enemy capital ship), it is something I will attempt to encourage the high echelons of the Navy to consider.

Unfortunately, weapons that fire the 6.7x53 Imperial are rare outside of Doomani arms. We mainly use Aequatian arms such as the G100 and G101 which fire the similar 6.5x55 round, but have not extensively tested the cross-compatibility of these rounds in Doomani weapons, or Imperial rounds in our own.

Signed,
Sen. Melissa Romero,
Vice-Chair, Anti-Catholic Party

Encrypted Response

We are most grateful. Heaven forbid that such a thing happen to us again, but an insurgency is something we must plan for rather than keep moving every time we are attacked. I can assure you that our immigration service will not block the entry of these refugees; we have a quite open refugee policy.

While most of our military theorists put little faith in such antiquated technology as wooden biplanes (nor would we feel comfortable taking a carrier within biplane range - or missile range - of an enemy capital ship), it is something I will attempt to encourage the high echelons of the Navy to consider.

Unfortunately, weapons that fire the 6.7x53 Imperial are rare outside of Doomani arms. We mainly use Aequatian arms such as the G100 and G101 which fire the similar 6.5x55 round, but have not extensively tested the cross-compatibility of these rounds in Doomani weapons, or Imperial rounds in our own.

Signed,
Sen. Melissa Romero,
Vice-Chair, Anti-Catholic Party

Encrypted Reply

To be fair, the enemy thought these were logistical ships and moved in for an easy kill against the biplanes. As with most things mere weaponry and men cannot win a battle alone, strategy and misdirection are the key.

The immigrants have been informed and they'll arrive with the shipment of slaves.

We'll work on obtaining Doomani Arms for you. But we do sell a .40 DDI pistol in this storefront made by SinRay Dynamics. In the meantime as we secure a proxy buyer, what arms would you like?

Perhaps you can even set up special infiltration units with these arms if we cannot get many of them.

[END]

Encrypted Message

We've found a rifle capable of firing the Imperial round you desire, the General Resources Conglomerate makes it, and we can secure a good amount of these via dark channels if you wish to keep this purchase relatively secret, or if you want to do this as a white purchase you can go to the Leafanistani Integrated Storefront and look for the MR-17 Assault Rifle.

[END]

Umm... your storefront is it real?

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Official Communication of the Damfordine Armed Forces
Department of Purchasing

To: EXTENZE - MAKE YOUR MEMBER UP TO 15'' LONGER INSTANTLY!! (mailto: e1508gh1821h@email.com)

Please remove us from your mailing list.

Nostovsky
Grand General Benjamin Nostovsky
Grand General of Combined Damfordine Forces
The Republic of Damford


DECRYPTING. . . .
DECRYPTED! (11104 ms)

8000x$200 9mm M9 Baretta Pistol 92FS (1,600,000)
1200x$20 Fragmentation Grenade (24,000)
600x$300 H&K MP5 (180,000)
250x$250 M1 Carbine (62,500)
250x$250 AKM/AK-47 (62,500)
50x$575 RPG-7V (28,570)

TOTAL: $1,957,750

Please drop the shipment off via helicopter, outside the Pre city limits, with large red crosses painted on all sides of any container. Think humanitarian aid.

We appreciate your reasonable pricing.

As custom, money wired upon receipt.

BN

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Official Communication of the Damfordine Armed Forces
Department of Purchasing

To: EXTENZE - MAKE YOUR MEMBER UP TO 15'' LONGER INSTANTLY!! (mailto: e1508gh1821h@email.com)

Please remove us from your mailing list.

Nostovsky
Grand General Benjamin Nostovsky
Grand General of Combined Damfordine Forces
The Republic of Damford

Reply: Unsubscription

We're very sorry you do not wish to receive knowledge of our fantastic product, and we shall remove you promptly.


DECRYPTING...
DECRYPTION COMPLETE...

Helicopter inbound, it's a Mi-26 in Red Cross colors.


[END]

Southern Checkpoint
Pre
Damford

It was night. A single flare marked the landing zone for the Mafia helicopters. Several trucks were lined up in convoy to receive the shipment. The soldiers had not been told what was in the crates, nor whom they were from - all they were instructed to do was pack.

As the helicopters landed, General Benjamin Nostovsky sought out the detachment leader. Finding him, the General did not offer his hand, but a slip of paper with a string of digits.

"This is the account number. You should find all the funds in order - they're from a humanitarian package. Depending on the quality of the items, we may have another order. Pleasure doing business."

The trucks were loaded long after the helicopters took off, and the crates were transferred to an under-construction Living Quarters, which had been marked for abandonment due to 'sewer connectivity issues'. After the crates had been dropped off, Nostovsky took a can of orange florescent spray paint and wrote the characters for 'NO TRESPASSING BY ORDER OF THE DAMFORDINE ARMED FORCES'.

Southern Checkpoint
Pre
Damford

It was night. A single flare marked the landing zone for the Mafia helicopters. Several trucks were lined up in convoy to receive the shipment. The soldiers had not been told what was in the crates, nor whom they were from - all they were instructed to do was pack.

As the helicopters landed, General Benjamin Nostovsky sought out the detachment leader. Finding him, the General did not offer his hand, but a slip of paper with a string of digits.

"This is the account number. You should find all the funds in order - they're from a humanitarian package. Depending on the quality of the items, we may have another order. Pleasure doing business."

The trucks were loaded long after the helicopters took off, and the crates were transferred to an under-construction Living Quarters, which had been marked for abandonment due to 'sewer connectivity issues'. After the crates had been dropped off, Nostovsky took a can of orange florescent spray paint and wrote the characters for 'NO TRESPASSING BY ORDER OF THE DAMFORDINE ARMED FORCES'.

The helicopters, now far lighter were able to reach their ships very quickly. The account numbers were passed to the higher ups who in turn passed it to a DMG banker who phoned in the request to transfer funds.

Leaf, mind if I handle this one?
Umm... Your storefront, is it real?

Dear concerned parent encountering minor problem with english grammar:
Please don't be "an hero", we have enough suicides in the world as it is.

No. This "storefront" is for RP purposes, though I'm sure Leaf would be grateful for your multi-billion dollar donation through paypal for an imaginary tank DPR.

Hence its location on an RP forum. Perfect foil for a real black-market, eh?

You'd be quite hard pressed to find a real genuine Russian-made AK-47 for such low price.
Mostly because they stopped their production in 1951 altogether in favor for the AKM.

And yes, I'm very tempted to let Leaf say yes, and then let you send a couple thousand dollars to him for guns that don't exist. No background check required of course.

And if it were real, then I'd track you down by the IP and ram a small aircraft carrier down your throat just to keep it a secret.

Leaf, mind if I handle this one?


Dear concerned parent encountering minor problem with english grammar:

No. This "storefront" is for RP purposes, though I'm sure Leaf would be grateful for your multi-billion dollar donation through paypal for an imaginary tank DPR.

Hence its location on an RP forum. Perfect foil for a real black-market, eh?

You'd be quite hard pressed to find a real genuine Russian-made AK-47 for such low price.
Mostly because they stopped their production in 1951 altogether in favor for the AKM.

And yes, I'm very tempted to let Leaf say yes, and then let you send a couple thousand dollars to him for guns that don't exist. No background check required of course.

And if it was real, then I'd track you down by the IP and ram a small aircraft carrier down your throat just to keep it a secret.

Please don't be "an hero", we have enough suicides in the world as it is.

OOC: Don't listen to him and paypal me $12,000.

OOC: Don't listen to him and paypal me $12,000.

Oooh, better yet, ransom the family by threatening to send spammage of invisiable micro-nuke wielding ninja-furries wearing Yanitaria's underwear and Lyra's boots to his house...

So move the decimal over a few more places...

Failing that, paypal $130,000 for a personal visit from Macabees, designer of the Nakil tank! -Watch out for the baseball bat though... He didn't really agree to this offer, so a little "give and take" would be required for his compliance.

Official Message from the Temple of Asukhon the Eightfold Victor

We require the following:

10,000 Katana Corporation Promotional Katanas

37.5 million will be wired upon confirmation.

Official Message from the Temple of Asukhon the Eightfold Victor

We require the following:

10,000 Katana Corporation Promotional Katanas

37.5 million will be wired upon confirmation.

Order approved.