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We would like 10,000 Mercury APC/Light Tank (Griffencrest Corporation)
valued for 3,400,000 US each.


TOTAL: 34,000,000,000 US dollars.

We would like 10,000 Mercury APC/Light Tank (Griffencrest Corporation)
valued for 3,400,000 US each.


TOTAL: 34,000,000,000 US dollars.

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and shipping with rush shipping.

[END]

From Jon Glint of the Glint Mafia of Klevn

I hope you come through with his, I need 400 of these-

Mafia Goon Package

Create your very own army of Mafia-esque goons, and the kit comes with a dozen coloured bandannas so you can identify your side easily. Enjoy.

1 x FMK-3 Submachine Gun or 1 x Mossberg Model 590 Shotgun
1 x R-38 Revolver
1 x Flak Jacket
1 x Standard Mafia Outfit

$600 US each

Half with the submachine gun, the other half with the Shot gun. Plus 150 .50 cal pistols, 250 12 gauge sawed-off shotguns, 400 m16s, and 800 grenades.
Tell me when I will be getting my "goods" and I'll wire you the money.

Say, as you might have noticed in my siggy, my country has a an "industry" which would be more than willing to supply the Mafia with their material (including titles as "Icovirian Attack", "Space Station Mayhem" and "Lost & Forgotten"), what do you say?

From Jon Glint of the Glint Mafia of Klevn

I hope you come through with his, I need 400 of these-

Mafia Goon Package

Create your very own army of Mafia-esque goons, and the kit comes with a dozen coloured bandannas so you can identify your side easily. Enjoy.

1 x FMK-3 Submachine Gun or 1 x Mossberg Model 590 Shotgun
1 x R-38 Revolver
1 x Flak Jacket
1 x Standard Mafia Outfit

$600 US each

Half with the submachine gun, the other half with the Shot gun. Plus 150 .50 cal pistols, 250 12 gauge sawed-off shotguns, 400 m16s, and 800 grenades.
Tell me when I will be getting my "goods" and I'll wire you the money.

Encrypted Reply

We can deliver and we can do so in a month. You are a first time customer so we'll give you free express shipping.

We are also shipping you a gold plated M-16A2 with silver bullets to continued friendship.

[END]

I would say that i am listening, intently...

I would say that i am listening, intently...

Well, I was talking to Leafanistan, but, we always welcome new customers. If you wish, I can provide you with short descriptions of the movie's plot (if any :D )

Alright wiring you the funds as we speak, I hope that in the future our business will grow with my little Mafia, the goverment is on me about keeping the black market in the goverment's control. So as when that starts to grow I'll grow and bring more business.

Still listening...

Still listening...

To me?

Oh well, if anything, at least I'll get some atention:

Icovirian Attack

When Icovir was voting to decide whether to be Communist or not, several thousand Irish chicks said they'd flash their "assets" in live TV if the people voted "YES". The election was a success for Communism, this movie depicts how one of these girls and a Icovirian man met.

Wanna hear more?

No...I think that's all that somes up what I need to hear to be sure. If you ever get around to supplying "goods" for reasonable prices, I wish to hear about it. I hope that your nation and mafia are successful in future projects.

Alright wiring you the funds as we speak, I hope that in the future our business will grow with my little Mafia, the goverment is on me about keeping the black market in the goverment's control. So as when that starts to grow I'll grow and bring more business.

Encrypted Reply

We are shipping, we estimate 2-3 weeks for full shipment.

[END]

PORN

Maybe, but via filesharing programs I can have much more porn.

No...I think that's all that somes up what I need to hear to be sure. If you ever get around to supplying "goods" for reasonable prices, I wish to hear about it. I hope that your nation and mafia are successful in future projects.

Yeah, I was thinking about making a storefront for my "stuff".

@ Leafanistan

Well, but I can sell you some original, well made, well acted, well directed titles :rolleyes:

alright, our business is at an end, for the current time, fare you well, I hope your business remains good, I do not wish to see a supplier go under for no reason.

We will need 1 million Earwig Strike Fighter (Mafia): $500,000 US each



The total is: $500,000,000,000 US

We will need 1 million Earwig Strike Fighter (Mafia): $500,000 US each



The total is: $500,000,000,000 US

Encrypted Reply

Order approved, it will take about 10 years to fully ship this order.

[END]

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bump-ba-bump

Another order for the Corporation.

We will be needing 100 of those 12 inch rail guns. Our coasts are slightly lacking in defense. We shall wire you the 250 million when you ship them.

Another order for the Corporation.

We will be needing 100 of those 12 inch rail guns. Our coasts are slightly lacking in defense. We shall wire you the 250 million when you ship them.

Secret OOC
Tee hee...

Irony!!!

snippity
Secure Transmission
snippy

snip snip

BC just bought the 'watered down' version of the guns I use to defend my shores...

Adding organic AAA is a nice touch...
(I relied on HT-101s with Mk-1 turrets and some PAC-3 and MMPIM-2 Patriot missiles...)

Hmmm, my sales are falling behind (still)... I wonder how Leaf manages...
Wonders if Leaf has a counter for my grenade...

Another order for the Corporation.

We will be needing 100 of those 12 inch rail guns. Our coasts are slightly lacking in defense. We shall wire you the 250 million when you ship them.

Encrypted Reply

Order shipping rush.

[END]

Order transfered via a fence:

2x RRP-1 Ultralight UAV (Mafia): $650 US
$1300

200x M1968 Bayonet (Russia/USSR): $6 US
=
=
$1200

10x Titanium Crowbar: $45 US
=
$450

200x Rifle Sling: $15 US
=
$3000

100x Red/Blue/Green LASER sight: $75 US
=
$7500

100x Infrared/Ultraviolet LASER sight: $75 US
=
$7500

200x Suppressor Silencer: $75 US
15,000
200x Cleaning Kit: $10 US
=
$2000

200x Classic Swiss Army Knife (Switzerland): $10 US
$2000

100x Telescopic Sight 5x-10x: $150 US
=
$15,000

100x AK-74 (Russia): $275 US
=
$27,500

100x AKS-74U Ksyukha Compact Assualt Rifle (USSR): $400 US
=
$40,000

100x GP-30 underbarrel grenade launcher (Russia/USSR): $100 US
$10,000

1000 Rocket Propelled Grenades: $10 US each
10,000


100 AT and Wire-guided missiles: $125 US each
=
$12, 500

100x Insurgency Kit $1,400 US each
=
$140,000

1x Insurgency Package $1750 US each

10x 80mm Mortar (Bonstock) $325
=
$3,250

10x RPG-7V Rocket Launcher (USSR): $575 US
=
$5750

10x RPG-29 Rocket Launcher (USSR): $800 US
=
$8000


20x BJ2020 Scout Car (China) $10,000
=
$200,000

4x 9K38 SA-18 Grouse (USSR): $10,000 US
=
$40,000



2x MFI-9B MiniCOIN Aircraft (Sweden): $45,000 US

$90,000
2x Xian Y-7 Coke (China): $275,000 US
$550, 000


10x Cyanogen Chloride RPG Round: $350 US each.
3,500

5000x Carton of Cannibis Cigarettes [200 Cigarettes] (Leafanistan): $10 US
$50,000

2x Kilo of Cocaine (Various): $25,000 US
$50,000


BASELINE COST: approx 1.3 m

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is it posible to get a modified variant of the ak74 w/spigot launcher such as that found on the akm?


if so then there would be an 0rder for
200 M60 Spigot Launched Rifle Grenade (Yugoslavia): $30 US
$6000
AND
20x Cyanogen Chloride Canister Grenade (Specify NATO or WP standard): $200 US each (in the M60 Spigot launched variant)
4000


(for another 10k)
----------------------
The anonymous source would also like to see about the cost of a number of assassinations, and the pricing for that.

Also is it posible to buy "whores" outright and if so what is the price for the human traffic?

Also inquiring into the ammount of opium in the
Raw Opium (Various): $95 US

also wondering if you have access to armour peircing rounds for the ak74 and short variant.

---------
80mm Mortar (Bonstock): $325 US ?? Is there a typo on the description page it say 28.5 km range.. is this suppose to be 2.85 km?






--------------------------------

THis order is to be repeated annually. (if there is an issue with preordering orders can be filled seperately)



Forgot to add

2400x Large Calibre Ammunition $1 US each (mortar rounds) (should still fit into the 1.3m (as there was some left over)

ICCD-Intracircumcordei;12072655']Order transfered via a fence:

2x RRP-1 Ultralight UAV (Mafia): $650 US
$1300

200x M1968 Bayonet (Russia/USSR): $6 US
=
=
$1200

10x Titanium Crowbar: $45 US
=
$450

200x Rifle Sling: $15 US
=
$3000

100x Red/Blue/Green LASER sight: $75 US
=
$7500

100x Infrared/Ultraviolet LASER sight: $75 US
=
$7500

200x Suppressor Silencer: $75 US
15,000
200x Cleaning Kit: $10 US
=
$2000

200x Classic Swiss Army Knife (Switzerland): $10 US
$2000

100x Telescopic Sight 5x-10x: $150 US
=
$15,000

100x AK-74 (Russia): $275 US
=
$27,500

100x AKS-74U Ksyukha Compact Assualt Rifle (USSR): $400 US
=
$40,000

100x GP-30 underbarrel grenade launcher (Russia/USSR): $100 US
$10,000

1000 Rocket Propelled Grenades: $10 US each
10,000


100 AT and Wire-guided missiles: $125 US each
=
$12, 500

100x Insurgency Kit $1,400 US each
=
$140,000

1x Insurgency Package $1750 US each

10x 80mm Mortar (Bonstock) $325
=
$3,250

10x RPG-7V Rocket Launcher (USSR): $575 US
=
$5750

10x RPG-29 Rocket Launcher (USSR): $800 US
=
$8000


20x BJ2020 Scout Car (China) $10,000
=
$200,000

4x 9K38 SA-18 Grouse (USSR): $10,000 US
=
$40,000



2x MFI-9B MiniCOIN Aircraft (Sweden): $45,000 US

$90,000
2x Xian Y-7 Coke (China): $275,000 US
$550, 000


10x Cyanogen Chloride RPG Round: $350 US each.
3,500

5000x Carton of Cannibis Cigarettes [200 Cigarettes] (Leafanistan): $10 US
$50,000

2x Kilo of Cocaine (Various): $25,000 US
$50,000


BASELINE COST: approx 1.3 m

-----------------------
is it posible to get a modified variant of the ak74 w/spigot launcher such as that found on the akm?


if so then there would be an 0rder for
200 M60 Spigot Launched Rifle Grenade (Yugoslavia): $30 US
$6000
AND
20x Cyanogen Chloride Canister Grenade (Specify NATO or WP standard): $200 US each (in the M60 Spigot launched variant)
4000


(for another 10k)
----------------------
The anonymous source would also like to see about the cost of a number of assassinations, and the pricing for that.

Also is it posible to buy "whores" outright and if so what is the price for the human traffic?

Also inquiring into the ammount of opium in the
Raw Opium (Various): $95 US

also wondering if you have access to armour peircing rounds for the ak74 and short variant.

---------
80mm Mortar (Bonstock): $325 US ?? Is there a typo on the description page it say 28.5 km range.. is this suppose to be 2.85 km?

--------------------------------

THis order is to be repeated annually. (if there is an issue with preordering orders can be filled seperately)



Forgot to add

2400x Large Calibre Ammunition $1 US each (mortar rounds) (should still fit into the 1.3m (as there was some left over)

Encrypted Reply

Order approved. All M60 orders are modified for the rifle ordered with it. We are shipping 300 armor piercing rounds for spotting the typo on the 80mm page.

[END]

We need:


10,000 SAM: $1,000,000,000
1,000 civilian car: $50,000,000
1,000 Tank: $1,250,00000
100 escort carrier: $600,000,000
1,000 Power Plant: $5,625,000,000
2 Nuclear Missile Silo: $21,7500
1,000 Pier: $12,000,000
Factory: $13,000 US

~snip~

Encrypted Reply

We are shipping these decoys at full speed.

[END]

Highly Encrypted Message:

We will pay one hundred million USD, or the equivilant thereof in the currency of your choosing, for the confirmed (by us) death of any Maldorian Military Official highly important to the Maldorian operation in The World Soviet Party.

Highly Encrypted Message:

We will pay one hundred million USD, or the equivilant thereof in the currency of your choosing, for the confirmed (by us) death of any Maldorian Military Official highly important to the Maldorian operation in The World Soviet Party.

I don't know if a STOREFRONT sounds like a MERCENARY STORE. I may be right, I may be wrong. And I highly doubt I'm wrong.

The Royale Group would appreciate the following:

2x Flight training Kit - 6000 USD
25,000x Premium Corporate Alliance Package - 187,500,000 USD
20x Blood Diamonds - 1000 USD


Total:187,507,000 USD

The money has been wired in advance, as usual.

Highly Encrypted Message:

We will pay one hundred million USD, or the equivilant thereof in the currency of your choosing, for the confirmed (by us) death of any Maldorian Military Official highly important to the Maldorian operation in The World Soviet Party.

I don't know if a STOREFRONT sounds like a MERCENARY STORE. I may be right, I may be wrong. And I highly doubt I'm wrong.

OOC: Wrong! :) Can you tell me where some officials are. We can hit some minor officials call them major officials and collect a hefty fee.

Secure Reply

Oh really? We do everything, but which one, we have intelligence on Commodore A’ Den and Commander-In-Chief Tarif and a man calling himself the Mandalore. We also know a few minor officials. What shall it be?

[END]

The Royale Group would appreciate the following:

2x Flight training Kit - 6000 USD
25,000x Premium Corporate Alliance Package - 187,500,000 USD
20x Blood Diamonds - 1000 USD


Total:187,507,000 USD

The money has been wired in advance, as usual.

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and shipping. Enjoy.

[END]

For reasons of National Security the Celtic Empire of the Hills requests that the Helem Battlesuit be taken off the Market. If you require it we are willing to par a severance fee of sorts up to 1.5 Billion USD.

For reasons of National Security the Celtic Empire of the Hills requests that the Helem Battlesuit be taken off the Market. If you require it we are willing to par a severance fee of sorts up to 1.5 Billion USD.

Encrypted Reply

The Helem Battlesuit is no longer available, a locally produced variant called the 'Crusader' is now in production. We won't be requiring the severance fee. Accuse us of stealing your battlesuit, its the least we can do for friends.

[END]

OOC: Wrong! :) Can you tell me where some officials are. We can hit some minor officials call them major officials and collect a hefty fee.

Secure Reply

Oh really? We do everything, but which one, we have intelligence on Commodore A’ Den and Commander-In-Chief Tarif and a man calling himself the Mandalore. We also know a few minor officials. What shall it be?

[END]


OOC: Yeah, he has a human resources section, including assassins, he just hasn't put a price up for them yet.

IC: Maximum Encryption
The death of the Commodore or Commander-In-Chief should serve to disrupt
their military forces sufficently. The Mandalore has actually died recently on
his own, so...

We demand that the Crusader Battle suit be taken off the market. We ask you to take our Helem Battlesuit off the market, even offer to pay you in return for it and all you do is change the name. We a deeply insulted by this and if you fail to take the Crusader off the market within twenty-four hours we will respond accordingly.

We demand that the Crusader Battle suit be taken off the market. We ask you to take our Helem Battlesuit off the market, even offer to pay you in return for it and all you do is change the name. We a deeply insulted by this and if you fail to take the Crusader off the market within twenty-four hours we will respond accordingly.

Now now boys. Lets not get pushy, I'm sure we can come to an agreement.

E.V.I.L. Infantry Battle Force Equipment

125,000,000 Cleaning Kits
200,000,000 Flash Lights
100,000,000 Small Arms Holsters
100,000,000 Telescopic Sights 5x-10x
100,000,000 Tokarev TT pistols
50,000,000 H&K MP-5 Sub-Machine Guns
10,000,000 KS-23 'Special Carbine' Shotguns
10,000,000 SR-762 Minuteman
5,000,000 CC-35C 35mm Anti-Materiel Rifle
200,000,000 ANMC R10A AutoRifle
15,000,000 M60 Light Machine Guns
10,000,000 60mm M2 Mortar
5,000,000 Milkor MGL Mk.1 40mm grenade launcher
10,000,000 M136 / AT4 Antitank
5,000,000 FIM-92 Stinger
200,000,000 Kevlar with Ceramic Plates

Total = 450 billion
x2 = 900 billion [double all purchases]

~Signed,
Minister of the Treasury,
Greggory Helicon

Communiqué to Universal Exports

On behalf of the EVIL Alliance Bloc, I wish to apply for a gold market discount card for the alliance. The money, as usual, shall be wired in advance.

Signed,
Minister for Foreign Diplomacy
Julia Churchill
EVIL Alliance Bloc

[I meant to do that but anyways ya... we'd like a card.]

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 500,000 Type 79 submachine gun, 5,000 Type 87 82mm Motar, 600 QLZ-87/W-87 Automatic Grenade Launcher, 100 BJ2020 Scout Car, 4 Type 053H2 Jianghu III, 400 Shenyang F-6 Strike Fighter, 5 Hong H-5 Light Bomber, and 25 Xian Y-7 Coke. We would also like a Gold Market discount card. The total comes out to 693,797,000. The money will be shipped to you when the order is recived.

We demand that the Crusader Battle suit be taken off the market. We ask you to take our Helem Battlesuit off the market, even offer to pay you in return for it and all you do is change the name. We a deeply insulted by this and if you fail to take the Crusader off the market within twenty-four hours we will respond accordingly.

Encrypted Reply

We have no knowledge of the Helem Battlesuit ever being sold in this storefront and the Crusader uses locally produced equipment.

Our electronics are inferior to yours, trust me, no one can trace it back to you.

[END]

E.V.I.L. Infantry Battle Force Equipment

125,000,000 Cleaning Kits
200,000,000 Flash Lights
100,000,000 Small Arms Holsters
100,000,000 Telescopic Sights 5x-10x
100,000,000 Tokarev TT pistols
50,000,000 H&K MP-5 Sub-Machine Guns
10,000,000 KS-23 'Special Carbine' Shotguns
10,000,000 SR-762 Minuteman
5,000,000 CC-35C 35mm Anti-Materiel Rifle
200,000,000 ANMC R10A AutoRifle
15,000,000 M60 Light Machine Guns
10,000,000 60mm M2 Mortar
5,000,000 Milkor MGL Mk.1 40mm grenade launcher
10,000,000 M136 / AT4 Antitank
5,000,000 FIM-92 Stinger
200,000,000 Kevlar with Ceramic Plates

Total = 450 billion
x2 = 900 billion [double all purchases]

~Signed,
Minister of the Treasury,
Greggory Helicon

Encrypted Reply

Order approved, it will take some 2 years to fully ship this.

[END]

Communiqué to Universal Exports

On behalf of the EVIL Alliance Bloc, I wish to apply for a gold market discount card for the alliance. The money, as usual, shall be wired in advance.

Signed,
Minister for Foreign Diplomacy
Julia Churchill
EVIL Alliance Bloc

Encrypted Reply

Order approved. We have returned 10,000 USD in credit as a gift to you.

[END]

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 500,000 Type 79 submachine gun, 5,000 Type 87 82mm Motar, 600 QLZ-87/W-87 Automatic Grenade Launcher, 100 BJ2020 Scout Car, 4 Type 053H2 Jianghu III, 400 Shenyang F-6 Strike Fighter, 5 Hong H-5 Light Bomber, and 25 Xian Y-7 Coke. We would also like a Gold Market discount card. The total comes out to 693,797,000. The money will be shipped to you when the order is recived.

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and shipping. We have returned 10,000 USD in credit as a gift to you.

[END]

Encrypted Reply

We have no knowledge of the Helem Battlesuit ever being sold in this storefront and the Crusader uses locally produced equipment.

Our electronics are inferior to yours, trust me, no one can trace it back to you.

[END]


IC:
The Admiral was enraged. He took this a person insult to him. Another letter was dispatched to the Leafanistan Mafia.

From the Desk of the Supreme Admiral

Take the Crusader Battlesuit off the market now. This is your last chance. You have one hour. If you fail to to as we demand we will take action. Your pitiful organization will be ripped apart by the Hillian Imperial Inteligence. Your men will be slaughtered and you business will be ruined. Once again, take the Crusader Battlesuit off the market now

OOC: Seriously, please take it off... I spent several hours trying to figure our how to design this. I offer it to you, later ask you to take it off and all you do is change the name. You don't even bother to change the wording.

IC:
The Admiral was enraged. He took this a person insult to him. Another letter was dispatched to the Leafanistan Mafia.



OOC: Seriously, please take it off... I spent several hours trying to figure our how to design this. I offer it to you, later ask you to take it off and all you do is change the name. You don't even bother to change the wording.

OOC: I have illegal copies of Hurtful Thoughts equipment. He just whined a bit and dealt with it. The Kraven Corporation belly-ached at me, until we had a talk like this and a vicious RP. Our suits use generic equipment and while the chainmail is titanium alloy, it is far too thin and light to do any real help except make the person feel secure. The electronics are inferior and its night imaging equipment is terrible compared to military versions.

There is no need to get angry, you sold it to me willingly, a criminal organization, and you wanted backsies, and now it is being illegally reproduced by the Mafia. (Possible new line: NO BACKSIES?)

If you really want to start some shit you can go ahead, void membership in the CA. Even the Kraven Corporation tried to wipe me off the map when I started illegally producing his goods, he blew up a bunch of warehouses and shot a couple dozen guards. He eventually gave up, the decentralized nature of the Mafia and its factories, and ships all over the world meant that all you could do is rattle a few shutters and knock a lamp off the table.

You could hit the factories in the Leafanistani Colonial Autonomous Republics and draw the wrath of the Glorious Republic and the Sovereign League.

You could hit the warehouse and port in Beiraq and airfield in Blackhelm and void your membership in the CA and draw the wrath of the CA.

You could hit the Mafia controlled islands in the Galation Archipelago and draw the wrath of the Pudite Empire, the CA and Raven Corporation.

Encrypted Reply

ERROR 404 http://www.menace.lf/index.php PAGE NOT FOUND

[END]

The scrambled voice called again from Siap.

"I am attempting to aquire several thermonuclear warheads. How much would you pay for one of these?"

The scrambled voice called again from Siap.

"I am attempting to aquire several thermonuclear warheads. How much would you pay for one of these?"

Encrypted Reply

I'd pay at least 2 billion US for one of those. Hard to smuggle and it takes a lot of expertise to create the neutron mirrors. You wouldn't happen to want one would you? Because we have a nice model called the SW-1 that can be dialed to 150 kt, 300 kt, 650 kt, 1 Mt.

[END]

Encrypted Reply

I'd pay at least 2 billion US for one of those. Hard to smuggle and it takes a lot of expertise to create the neutron mirrors. You wouldn't happen to want one would you? Because we have a nice model called the SW-1 that can be dialed to 150 kt, 300 kt, 650 kt, 1 Mt.

[END]

"I don't have the funds to purchase one, presently. If everything goes according to plan, however, I will need heavy water. Or lithium deuteride and lithium tritiride. That stuff doesn't have a very long shelf life.

"I don't have the funds to purchase one, presently. If everything goes according to plan, however, I will need heavy water. Or lithium deuteride and lithium tritiride. That stuff doesn't have a very long shelf life.

Encrypted Reply

We can offer you an outdated W-50 with 60 kt, 200 kt, and 400 kt. It is much smaller and since we are close, how about half a billion or is that still too rich for your blood and I'm going to have to break out the cheapo h-bombs?

As for the lithium tritiride that stuff decays too quickly, you are going to have to get your own manufacturing plants. But the lithium deuteride isn't radioactive and lasts much longer. The blast actually produces Tritium.

We'll try to obtain some heavy water, we've got a source in General Resources Nuclear Division that might be able to do something.

[END]

Encrypted Reply

We can offer you an outdated W-50 with 60 kt, 200 kt, and 400 kt. It is much smaller and since we are close, how about half a billion or is that still too rich for your blood and I'm going to have to break out the cheapo h-bombs?

As for the lithium tritiride that stuff decays too quickly, you are going to have to get your own manufacturing plants. But the lithium deuteride isn't radioactive and lasts much longer. The blast actually produces Tritium.

We'll try to obtain some heavy water, we've got a source in General Resources Nuclear Division that might be able to do something.

[END]

"I will consider your offer for the W-50, if my mercenaries fail in their current undertaking. As for a tritium refinery plant, I have a secure location and safe means to transfer the products, as well as access to personnell. How much would you require to supply me with the components necessary to assemble such a facility?"

"I will consider your offer for the W-50, if my mercenaries fail in their current undertaking. As for a tritium refinery plant, I have a secure location and safe means to transfer the products, as well as access to personnell. How much would you require to supply me with the components necessary to assemble such a facility?"

Encrypted Reply

You would need a nuclear reactor to make Tritium. That is complex, we can get plans for a Swimming Pool Type Reactor (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pool-type_reactor). They are commonly used for nuclear research so you can pass it off as a research reactor.

We'll try to supply the D2O and you obtain the lithium and create the LiD. The worst parts are the mirrors. We can sell you the plans for the neutron mirrors for 15 million US.

We are still working on the heavy water, we are sending a representative to an Autonomous Republic to check out an Algeristani Nuclear Complex.

[END]

BUMP:
Price cut on the American made rifles
Removal of certain items that didn't sell
DENEL PAW-20 Neopup Automatic Grenade Rifle

"I have a proposal to make. I may be able to aquire a facility that is responsible for looking after dismantled nuclear weapons. I will not have assembled nuclear weapons myself, but I will have access to uranium and plutonium pits. In exchange for these pits (and money, if necessary), I would like the materials to construct a pool-type reactor, as well as aluminum centrifuges required to enrich the uranium. In some time, I believe I should have the funds to purchase these, and if everything goes as planned, I would be willing to offer you several warehouses and factories where you can assemble your products safely."

"I have a proposal to make. I may be able to aquire a facility that is responsible for looking after dismantled nuclear weapons. I will not have assembled nuclear weapons myself, but I will have access to uranium and plutonium pits. In exchange for these pits (and money, if necessary), I would like the materials to construct a pool-type reactor, as well as aluminum centrifuges required to enrich the uranium. In some time, I believe I should have the funds to purchase these, and if everything goes as planned, I would be willing to offer you several warehouses and factories where you can assemble your products safely."

Encrypted Reply

Sometimes I wonder how you sleep at night, then I realize the mattresses of money we send you might help with that.

There is a new supercomplex being built near the Port Sierra Supersprawl and General Resources Nuclear has agreed to supply us with 'defective' centrifuges that we shall redirect to you. We also cut a deal with the Imperial University in the Colonial Autonomous Republic of Rovonia to 'disassemble' their rarely used pool-type reactor. That should be enough to for you to breed what you need.

However, we require an additional bribe of $3 million from you because the Imperial University requires confidence from you, and a bit more padding.

As for shipping, the disassembly will take a year to do well and we have gotten the plans on how to rebuild them. We shall stay with you and build it. The first parts will arrive soon. However, we require you to build a concrete structure for it.

The centrifuges will take longer to arrive, up to 2 years to arrive in full. We are expecting the uranium any minute. The prices on the obsolete nukes we have just learned to construct will drop significantly.

We can send you plans on how to build nukes yourself, they are Galation in origin.

[END]

The BSE would like to order the following:

40x AKM/AK-47 (10,000 USD)
40x Green LASER sights (3000 USD)
1x QBU-88 [Type 88] Rifle (1300 USD)
1x RPG-16 Rocket Launcher (675 USD)

Total: 14,975 USD

The has been wired already


OOC: This is part of my Gang Warfare thing. I require that the gangs order all weapons that are larger than a pistol. If you don't mind would you please RP the arrival of the weapons on the coast in this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12119774#post12119774)? Please do not hold the actions of my government against a small gang...

The BSE would like to order the following:

40x AKM/AK-47 (10,000 USD)
40x Green LASER sights (3000 USD)
1x QBU-88 [Type 88] Rifle (1300 USD)
1x RPG-16 Rocket Launcher (675 USD)

Total: 14,975 USD

The has been wired already


OOC: This is part of my Gang Warfare thing. I require that the gangs order all weapons that are larger than a pistol. If you don't mind would you please RP the arrival of the weapons on the coast in this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12119774#post12119774)? Please do not hold the actions of my government against a small gang...

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and shipping.

[END]

OOC: Done, lets make some friends.

The Supreme Admiral was furious, but he knew that turning on the CA would be suicidal. He dispatched the following message:

From the Desk of the Supreme Admiral

Listen, we are willing to make a deal. We will not take action as long as three things are done. First we want you to switch to a lesser quality metal, or at least dilute the titianium. Second and Third we want the chain mail and camera cut from the suit. Do we have a deal?

OOC: Can you please change the wording of the description as well? The fact that you just changed a few words just adds insult to injury...

The Supreme Admiral was furious, but he knew that turning on the CA would be suicidal. He dispatched the following message:



OOC: Can you please change the wording of the description as well? The fact that you just changed a few words just adds insult to injury...

OOC: Technically this has already happened, but I don't want to tell people that.

Encrypted Reply

Sometimes I wonder how you sleep at night, then I realize the mattresses of money we send you might help with that.

There is a new supercomplex being built near the Port Sierra Supersprawl and General Resources Nuclear has agreed to supply us with 'defective' centrifuges that we shall redirect to you. We also cut a deal with the Imperial University in the Colonial Autonomous Republic of Rovonia to 'disassemble' their rarely used pool-type reactor. That should be enough to for you to breed what you need.

However, we require an additional bribe of $3 million from you because the Imperial University requires confidence from you, and a bit more padding.

As for shipping, the disassembly will take a year to do well and we have gotten the plans on how to rebuild them. We shall stay with you and build it. The first parts will arrive soon. However, we require you to build a concrete structure for it.

The centrifuges will take longer to arrive, up to 2 years to arrive in full. We are expecting the uranium any minute. The prices on the obsolete nukes we have just learned to construct will drop significantly.

We can send you plans on how to build nukes yourself, they are Galation in origin.

[END]


OOC: Cassius doesn't sleep.

IC:

"An associate of mine owns a Uranium yellowcake mine in The Communty, so I do not need to import uranium. I can arrange shipment through the aircraft you sold me earlier or through my front company 'Consolidated Freight' based in The Free City of Ceyol. I have the funds to pay the bribe, which can be arranged by money transfer or cash. My construction crews have already begun building the required substructure. There are only two more things on my mind. First, I will need a financial support network to insure a steady supply of D2O. Secondly, is there an effective way to cloak this from satelite view without attracting too much attention? If everythinggoes according to plan, I will own several large banking institutions within The Free City in the next few years. Also, are you still interested in the plutonium pits?"

OOC: Do you think this warrants a seperate thread?

OOC: Technically this has already happened, but I don't want to tell people that.

OOC: Errr.. I understand that the metal has been diluted but the chainmail and camera are what I really care about...

Encrypted Communique:

We wish to purchase the following...

Ten Generic 12 Gauge Shotguns, $500

Two SR-762 Minuteman (Leafanistan): $1700 US

Ten Ingram MAC M10 (USA): $2000

Five Panzerfaust 60 (Nazi Germany): $1100 US

Thirty-five Flak Jacket (Mafia): $8400 US

Eight CFR-06 Economy Assault Rifle (Leafanistan): $600 US

One Katana Corporation Promotional Katana (Leafanistan): $375 US

Total: 14675

OOC: This is for the Gang War thing, so if you could RP the delivery here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=512014)?

BUMP:
Gang war stuff delivered
Price drop on some items.

BUMP:
Molotov Cocktails
Machine Gun Nests
Updates to Section 8

The USSNB Military would like to place an order for 10,000 Anza Missile Mk II's and 20,000 Sa-7 Grail's. The total comes out to $60,000,000 and has already been wired to you.

Adding to our previous order, we would also like to order 100 122mm D-30's. The total comes out to $4,500,000 plus our previous order for which the payment has already been delivered to your office. This new order should be arriving at your office shortly with a chilled bottle of Château Lafite Rothschild from 1860. Happy holidays.

The USSNB Military would like to place an order for 10,000 Anza Missile Mk II's and 20,000 Sa-7 Grail's. The total comes out to $60,000,000 and has already been wired to you.

Adding to our previous order, we would also like to order 100 122mm D-30's. The total comes out to $4,500,000 plus our previous order for which the payment has already been delivered to your office. This new order should be arriving at your office shortly with a chilled bottle of Château Lafite Rothschild from 1860. Happy holidays.

Encrypted Reply

Order approved. Have a rockin' Kwanzaa, you have only been charged $62,000,000 US

[END]

OOC: Cassius doesn't sleep.

IC:

"An associate of mine owns a Uranium yellowcake mine in The Communty, so I do not need to import uranium. I can arrange shipment through the aircraft you sold me earlier or through my front company 'Consolidated Freight' based in The Free City of Ceyol. I have the funds to pay the bribe, which can be arranged by money transfer or cash. My construction crews have already begun building the required substructure. There are only two more things on my mind. First, I will need a financial support network to insure a steady supply of D2O. Secondly, is there an effective way to cloak this from satelite view without attracting too much attention? If everythinggoes according to plan, I will own several large banking institutions within The Free City in the next few years. Also, are you still interested in the plutonium pits?"

OOC: Do you think this warrants a seperate thread?

OOC: Still waiting for a response on this

OOC: Cassius doesn't sleep.

IC:

"An associate of mine owns a Uranium yellowcake mine in The Communty, so I do not need to import uranium. I can arrange shipment through the aircraft you sold me earlier or through my front company 'Consolidated Freight' based in The Free City of Ceyol. I have the funds to pay the bribe, which can be arranged by money transfer or cash. My construction crews have already begun building the required substructure. There are only two more things on my mind. First, I will need a financial support network to insure a steady supply of D2O. Secondly, is there an effective way to cloak this from satellite view without attracting too much attention? If everything goes according to plan, I will own several large banking institutions within The Free City in the next few years. Also, are you still interested in the plutonium pits?"

OOC: Do you think this warrants a seperate thread?

OOC: Yes.

Encrypted Reply

I think the best way is to build a literal university over it. However, you mentioned an airfield right? Build it underneath an aircraft hanger. We can keep a Uranium transporting aircraft near it so the radioactivity is explained.

The plutonium pits we'll trade for the parts to build the pool-type reactor. We have started shipment of the reactor and you haven't started shipment of plutonium?

We've already nearly obtained D20. We've gotten it at $100 per liter. It is cheap since it is surplus and it is supposed to be stored away as nuclear waste.

[END]

The USSNB Military would like to order 500,000 Ak-101's. The total comes out to $162,500,000 which is being delievered to your office along with a chilled bottle of one of our finest bottles of vodka.

The USSNB Military would like to order 500,000 Ak-101's. The total comes out to $162,500,000 which is being delievered to your office along with a chilled bottle of one of our finest bottles of vodka.

Encrypted Reply

Your order has been shipped and you have been credited 2.5 million USD as our gift to you.

Have a rockin' Kwanzaa.

[END]

OOC: Yes.

Encrypted Reply

I think the best way is to build a literal university over it. However, you mentioned an airfield right? Build it underneath an aircraft hanger. We can keep a Uranium transporting aircraft near it so the radioactivity is explained.

The plutonium pits we'll trade for the parts to build the pool-type reactor. We have started shipment of the reactor and you haven't started shipment of plutonium?

We've already nearly obtained D20. We've gotten it at $100 per liter. It is cheap since it is surplus and it is supposed to be stored away as nuclear waste.

[END]


"We have a seperate location for the assembly of the plant. It is on an island 200 Km south of The Siapian Mainland (It has its own Airstrip and shipping terminals). It is registered under ownership of a PMC called "St. Michael's Detective Agency" which uses it to train mercenaries. It is owned by one of my proxies, and the concrete structure is being assembled underneath a decomissioned pitchblende mine which we just discovered, so the radioactivity should arouse no suspicion.

There has been some difficulties obtaining the plutonium pits, as my associate's disposal firm was outbid for the contract to dispose of the pits. This is a setback, not a permanent difficulty. For this, I will need to purchase 2 Kg of C12. The $2,400 will be wired upon confirmation. I am sending you the coordinates of the island where the nuclear components should be sent from now on. The C12 should be shipped to the usual location."

The Military Applications division (APPd) of Jinivex would like to make a purchase.

ITEMS:

400 (four hundred) G36E assualt rifles with 1.5x red dot sight
-Unit price: $675
-Total: $270,000

50 (fifty) FN Five seveN handguns
-Unit price: $250
-Total: $12,500

------------------Transaction total: $282,500

Transaction signed
Carl Winston, CEO, Jinivex Corporations
Jacob Anderson, CEO, APPd

December 26th





-------
A side request: If it can be arranged, we would like you to stamp the initials JCMD on the sides of the weapons. We will pay any cost up to $10 per unit for this modification.

"We have a seperate location for the assembly of the plant. It is on an island 200 Km south of The Siapian Mainland (It has its own Airstrip and shipping terminals). It is registered under ownership of a PMC called "St. Michael's Detective Agency" which uses it to train mercenaries. It is owned by one of my proxies, and the concrete structure is being assembled underneath a decomissioned pitchblende mine which we just discovered, so the radioactivity should arouse no suspicion.

There has been some difficulties obtaining the plutonium pits, as my associate's disposal firm was outbid for the contract to dispose of the pits. This is a setback, not a permanent difficulty. For this, I will need to purchase 2 Kg of C12. The $2,400 will be wired upon confirmation. I am sending you the coordinates of the island where the nuclear components should be sent from now on. The C12 should be shipped to the usual location."

OOC: Seeing as all posts here are Encrypted unless otherwise stated, I feel the tag was a bit redundant.

We are shipping the C12 as per your request. Hiding it in a pitchblende mine was a smart move. We are also shipping a small container of ball bearings to help with your C12.

The Military Applications division (APPd) of Jinivex would like to make a purchase.

ITEMS:

400 (four hundred) G36E assualt rifles with 1.5x red dot sight
-Unit price: $675
-Total: $270,000

50 (fifty) FN Five seveN handguns
-Unit price: $250
-Total: $12,500

------------------Transaction total: $282,500

Transaction signed
Carl Winston, CEO, Jinivex Corporations
Jacob Anderson, CEO, APPd

December 26th





-------
A side request: If it can be arranged, we would like you to stamp the initials JCMD on the sides of the weapons. We will pay any cost up to $10 per unit for this modification.

Order approved and shipping. It will take another week to fully ship due to the modifications. You have not been charged as this is your first time.

Ba-ba-ba-bump!

Encrypted Message:

The Kingdom of Fornelia would like to buy the following-

2x NW-590 Tactical Nuclear Warheads

3x Tubes of Kraven DNA

16x XM8 Lightweight Assault Rifles with=

-One Cleaning Kit Each
-One Suppressor Silencer Each
-One Infrared Laser Sight Each
-Five cases of ammunition for each XM8

16x Wild Tiger Commando Knives

80x Fragmentation Grenades

48x Smoke Grenades

We believe the total comes to

US$ 306,019,160. Correct us if we are wrong. We are interested in hiring you to do something for us at an undetermined time in the future, but right now we cannot.

We also would like to know which of your handguns would best compliment the XM8, in your opinion.

Finally, do to the nature of certain of the purchased items, we would like to have the shipment disguised. We can have on of our company fronts pick up the shipment at a port of your choosing within the country.

We await your reply. The money will be sent upon acception of purchase.

The Britannic Commonwealth would like to order 100,000 Capitol Police packages, coming to a total of forty billion dollars. The money has been wired in advance.

The Britannic Commonwealth would like to order 100,000 Capitol Police packages, coming to a total of forty billion dollars. The money has been wired in advance.

Order confirmed, it will take 1 year to fully ship though.

I would like to place an order.

x2,000 AK-47 rifles, for $500,000
x850 M-72 LAW rockets, for $297,500
x3 88mm Flak guns, for $257,250

It all adds up to $1,054,750.

The order is to be funded by a private Jinivex account. I will be sending the number of the account over an encrypted channel, as well as the shipment details of the order.

Order approved by
Richard Laven, Representative of the Citizens

Encrypted Message:

The Kingdom of Fornelia would like to buy the following-

2x NW-590 Tactical Nuclear Warheads

3x Tubes of Kraven DNA

16x XM8 Lightweight Assault Rifles with=

-One Cleaning Kit Each
-One Suppressor Silencer Each
-One Infrared Laser Sight Each
-Five cases of ammunition for each XM8

16x Wild Tiger Commando Knives

80x Fragmentation Grenades

48x Smoke Grenades

We believe the total comes to

US$ 306,019,160. Correct us if we are wrong. We are interested in hiring you to do something for us at an undetermined time in the future, but right now we cannot.

We also would like to know which of your handguns would best compliment the XM8, in your opinion.

Finally, do to the nature of certain of the purchased items, we would like to have the shipment disguised. We can have on of our company fronts pick up the shipment at a port of your choosing within the country.

We await your reply. The money will be sent upon acception of purchase.

We believe the UCP is the best compliment to the XM8.

Order approved and shipping.

I would like to place an order.

x2,000 AK-47 rifles, for $500,000
x850 M-72 LAW rockets, for $297,500
x3 88mm Flak guns, for $257,250

It all adds up to $1,054,750.

The order is to be funded by a private Jinivex account. I will be sending the number of the account over an encrypted channel, as well as the shipment details of the order.

Order approved by
Richard Laven, Representative of the Citizens

Order approved, awaiting payment.

"My organization has succesfully accessed a plutonium storage site and we are prepared to ship 6,000 plutonium pits to your organization."

The USSNB Military would like to place an order for 7,000 RG-6, 30,000 AT-15, and 4,900 BJ2020's. The total comes out to $414,250,000 which has already been delievered to you.

"My organization has succesfully accessed a plutonium storage site and we are prepared to ship 6,000 plutonium pits to your organization."

Perfect, and with the heavy water secured, hydrogen bombs will flow, and with that new tungsten mine in the Galation Archipelago we can begin full scale manufacturing of Neutron Bombs.

The USSNB Military would like to place an order for 7,000 RG-6, 30,000 AT-15, and 4,900 BJ2020's. The total comes out to $414,250,000 which has already been delievered to you.

Order approved.

Encrypted Reply

Order approved and shipping.

Gold is around 600 a gram recently, so we can do 10 kilogram bars and you sell it to us at 350 a gram.

[END]

Late reply: It took us a few months but we have finally finished smelting and sending off over 5,000 Bars of Gold and they should arrive at the usual place where we pick up supplies.

We estimate payment at 17,500,000
We have more if needed.

[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation
Subject: Possible Product Line

The Raytta Corporation has been considering launching a weapons system based on our popular Straker economy car. The RC views this as a strategic investment as its primary goal is to get the Raytta brand exposure on the international marketplace.

The basic outline for this platform is a small, two door car, heavily armored. Behind the front drivers compartment their is storage room. Our engineers have determined that a weapons system could be placed here.

Currently, we are looking to launch only one version of the vehicle to test the waters for such a platform. It would carry at least 18 small, guided rockets. The targets for these munitions can be preprogrammed so that all the small crew has to do is navigate to within range. It eliminates the need for costly airstrikes by mercenarys, and even provides highly funded militarys with a quick-strike option.

However, if the product sells, we may consider launching several more variants.

We need a home for this product. Seeing as how operating a storefront on only one product is a very hard thing to do, we are willing to cut the Mafia a 25% stake of all profit. The platform will be constructed and transported from the Libertarian Federation of Avisron, so we do have to recognize any trade sanctions put into place by our government - even though those occasions are rare.

The only other demand for the marketing of our product is that all purchases must be made to us in Avisronite Aveos.

[END]

[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation
Subject: Possible Product Line

The Raytta Corporation has been considering launching a weapons system based on our popular Straker economy car. The RC views this as a strategic investment as its primary goal is to get the Raytta brand exposure on the international marketplace.

The basic outline for this platform is a small, two door car, heavily armored. Behind the front drivers compartment their is storage room. Our engineers have determined that a weapons system could be placed here.

Currently, we are looking to launch only one version of the vehicle to test the waters for such a platform. It would carry at least 18 small, guided rockets. The targets for these munitions can be preprogrammed so that all the small crew has to do is navigate to within range. It eliminates the need for costly airstrikes by mercenarys, and even provides highly funded militarys with a quick-strike option.

However, if the product sells, we may consider launching several more variants.

We need a home for this product. Seeing as how operating a storefront on only one product is a very hard thing to do, we are willing to cut the Mafia a 25% stake of all profit. The platform will be constructed and transported from the Libertarian Federation of Avisron, so we do have to recognize any trade sanctions put into place by our government - even though those occasions are rare.

The only other demand for the marketing of our product is that all purchases must be made to us in Avisronite Aveos.

[END]

Interesting, many corporations come to us, rarely does a corporation from a very liberal country come to us.

If it is okay, we wish to disguise much of this order from happening, a courtsey to your corporation, the vehicle will be marketed without a country designation and 25% of the profit going to you.

We also want to pay in obfuscating manners. Partially in resources, it is your choice, oil, diamonds, gold, and the rest from various bank accounts all over the world.

We also don't understand the last sentence.

To:The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Dogoupian Secret Service, Dan Tern, Chef of Special Operation
Re: Requesting equipment.

We have to make the following order:

200 x Premium Corporate Alliance Packages (1.5mil)
10 x Generic Minivans (35000)
4 x BTR-80 (1,4mil)

We will contact you further for ammo. The requested sum of 3 million U.S. dollars has been transfered to your account. We hope to cooperate in the future.

Dan Tern,
Chef of Special Operations

To:The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Dogoupian Secret Service, Dan Tern, Chef of Special Operation
Re: Requesting equipment.

We have to make the following order:

200 x Premium Corporate Alliance Packages (1.5mil)
10 x Generic Minivans (35000)
4 x BTR-80 (1,4mil)

We will contact you further for ammo. The requested sum of 3 million U.S. dollars has been transfered to your account. We hope to cooperate in the future.

Dan Tern,
Chef of Special Operations

We are shipping your order, along with extra ammunition. We hope for continued cooperation and purchases in the future.

The USSNB Military would like to buy 5,000 BTR-80's. The total comes out to $1,750,000,000 which has already been wired to you.

The USSNB Military would like to buy 5,000 BTR-80's. The total comes out to $1,750,000,000 which has already been wired to you.

Order approved and shipping.

We require
200 Steyr Stg.77 AUG assault rifles $131,000
20 M20 Super Bazooka $6,000
200 Molotov Cocktails $400
14 Czech Hedgehogs $420
1 M50 155mm Sherman $750,000

We would also like to enroll in the Gold Market Card.

Interesting, many corporations come to us, rarely does a corporation from a very liberal country come to us.

If it is okay, we wish to disguise much of this order from happening, a courtsey to your corporation, the vehicle will be marketed without a country designation and 25% of the profit going to you.

We also want to pay in obfuscating manners. Partially in resources, it is your choice, oil, diamonds, gold, and the rest from various bank accounts all over the world.

We also don't understand the last sentence.

[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation

We have several problems with what you detailed in your response.

First, the majority of the purpose for of this entire product line is to GET Raytta Corporation more recognition on the international marketplace. We politely ask that the country of origin be listed as "Avisron [Raytta Corporation]."

Next, you have misunderstood us. Raytta Corporation wishes to obtain 75% of the profit from this product line. We were offering YOU the 25% royalty for providing a market to sell our product.

As for your last two statements; We will accept payments in the following manner. Of the resources delivered to us, we want 50% to be gold, 50% to be diamonds. Our last statement of our original letter can now be ignored.

If all the above conditions can be met or further negotiated on, we will begin preparing the sales brochure we want you to list on your storefront.

[END]

The USSNB Military would like to buy 150 'Sukhoi Su-15 Flagon' Interceptors, 25 'Xian H-6C' Bombers, and 10 packs of raw opium. The total comes out to $347,500,950 which has been delivered to you along with a chilled bottle of our finest manoshevitz wine. Cheers.

OOC: If you want to put your Corporation's name in the 'public', you don't ask a top secret criminal organization.

Also, Leaf I did that gold delivery finally.

From: Dogoupian Secret Service, Dan Tern, Chef of Special Operation
To:The Leafanistani Mafia
RE: New Order of Equipment

We request the following packages and equipment:

Advanced Soldier Package x 200

BTR-80 (USSR) x 10

Mi-2 Hoplite Transport (USSR) x 4

Mi-2 Hoplite Gunship (USSR) x 4

10 Million U.S. Dollars were transfered and we await the arrival of our order, we would also like ammuniton to this equipment and so we send an extra 1 million U.S. Dollars to have a big enough supply for a long time. Standard Ammunition that is.

Dan Tern,
Chef of Special Operation

OOC: If you want to put your Corporation's name in the 'public', you don't ask a top secret criminal organization.

Also, Leaf I did that gold delivery finally.

[OOC: A "top secret" criminal organization? Look at the list of customers who buy things here. Raytta Corporation views this storefront as a viable and legitimate business opportunity. It's not like someone from another nation is going to press charges against Raytta Corporation for operation with the Mafia, and it's not like the AVISRONITE government in its infinite LIBERTARIANISM is going to care what one of its corporations does. Besides, it's MY business plan - not yours. This product is designed to get Raytta Corporation a flow of capital from outside the nation. That's going to fund other projects which will be released and marketed differently.]

We require
200 Steyr Stg.77 AUG assault rifles $131,000
20 M20 Super Bazooka $6,000
200 Molotov Cocktails $400
14 Czech Hedgehogs $420
1 M50 155mm Sherman $750,000

We would also like to enroll in the Gold Market Card.

Order approved and shipped with 20 extra 155mm rounds. We have also enrolled you into the Platinum Market Card, free of charge, with a 7% discount.

[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation

We have several problems with what you detailed in your response.

First, the majority of the purpose for of this entire product line is to GET Raytta Corporation more recognition on the international marketplace. We politely ask that the country of origin be listed as "Avisron [Raytta Corporation]."

Next, you have misunderstood us. Raytta Corporation wishes to obtain 75% of the profit from this product line. We were offering YOU the 25% royalty for providing a market to sell our product.

As for your last two statements; We will accept payments in the following manner. Of the resources delivered to us, we want 50% to be gold, 50% to be diamonds. Our last statement of our original letter can now be ignored.

If all the above conditions can be met or further negotiated on, we will begin preparing the sales brochure we want you to list on your storefront.

[END]

OOC: We can still negotiate

You're kidding me. We are selling this, 40%! The modifications to the storefront servers are expensive since they are constantly on the move. We have to sync them. Then there is the considerable difficulty in moving around all that gold and diamonds.

The USSNB Military would like to buy 150 'Sukhoi Su-15 Flagon' Interceptors, 25 'Xian H-6C' Bombers, and 10 packs of raw opium. The total comes out to $347,500,950 which has been delivered to you along with a chilled bottle of our finest manoshevitz wine. Cheers.

Order approved, and shipping.

From: Dogoupian Secret Service, Dan Tern, Chef of Special Operation
To:The Leafanistani Mafia
RE: New Order of Equipment

We request the following packages and equipment:

Advanced Soldier Package x 200

BTR-80 (USSR) x 10

Mi-2 Hoplite Transport (USSR) x 4

Mi-2 Hoplite Gunship (USSR) x 4

10 Million U.S. Dollars were transfered and we await the arrival of our order, we would also like ammuniton to this equipment and so we send an extra 1 million U.S. Dollars to have a big enough supply for a long time. Standard Ammunition that is.

Dan Tern,
Chef of Special Operation

Order approved and shipping. Are you aware a section of the catalog displays prices for ammunition?

[OOC: A "top secret" criminal organization? Look at the list of customers who buy things here. Raytta Corporation views this storefront as a viable and legitimate business opportunity. It's not like someone from another nation is going to press charges against Raytta Corporation for operation with the Mafia, and it's not like the AVISRONITE government in its infinite LIBERTARIANISM is going to care what one of its corporations does. Besides, it's MY business plan - not yours. This product is designed to get Raytta Corporation a flow of capital from outside the nation. That's going to fund other projects which will be released and marketed differently.]

Honestly speaking, I may just move the entire storefront to a new thread entitled "No Questions Asked Storefront [Republic of the Red Islands]", as the Mafia is now their own country.

This has gotten a lot more exposure than I thought and has achieved far more than I originally expected. I didn't actually think the Mafia could get a country from this.

OOC: We can still negotiate

You're kidding me. We are selling this, 40%! The modifications to the storefront servers are expensive since they are constantly on the move. We have to sync them. Then there is the considerable difficulty in moving around all that gold and diamonds.



[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation

We're willing to raise your share of the profits to 35%.

[END]

[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation

We're willing to raise your share of the profits to 35%.

[END]

38%.

[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation

36.5%

[END]

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 3,000,000 'Simonov SKS Carbine', 100,000 'At-7 Saxhorn', 30,000 'At-15 Khrizantema', 1,000 '120mm M1938 Mortar', 10,000 'Sa-5 Gammon MtHB1', 3,000 'Sa-6 Gainful LtM'. The total comes out to $11,790,022,500 which has already been wired to you.

[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation

36.5%

[END]

Deal, we are sending a bottle of fine Scotch to seal the deal.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 3,000,000 'Simonov SKS Carbine', 100,000 'At-7 Saxhorn', 30,000 'At-15 Khrizantema', 1,000 '120mm M1938 Mortar', 10,000 'Sa-5 Gammon MtHB1', 3,000 'Sa-6 Gainful LtM'. The total comes out to $11,790,022,500 which has already been wired to you.

I see your upgrades to your militia have gone the direction we have no advised. No matter. By the way the alphanumeric sequence after the antiair systems are for reference purposes, you need not type them out.

Order shipping and approved.

units = 1
mil = million

My Order list



Katana Corporation Promotional Katana (Leafanistan): x100mil-units

Crusader Battlesuit (Mafia): x100mil-units

Colt mod. 635 (USA): x80mil-units

Siaga 12 (Russia): x80mil-units

Fragmentation Grenade: 5mil USD worth

Authentic Kraven Battlesuit (Kraven Corporation): x5-units

M72 LAW (USA): x50mil-units

120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun (Kraven Corporation): x150

HT-50 Heavy Transport (Mafia): x500

HT-101-120/125 Main Battle Tank: x2000-units

Kraven DNA: x5-vials

NW-590 Tactical Nuclear Warhead: x1-unit



Respond with total for this order and ill wire the money immediately.

P.S: if i enroll in the golden member ship will it be active on this purchase if yes then i will purchase a year of the membership

OOC: Yes it will, but this is a do your own math storefront. Whip out the calculator boy!

Deal, we are sending a bottle of fine Scotch to seal the deal.



[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation

Excellent. Thank you for accepting the deal we put forth. Within the next month we will transmit final specs to you. Sorry for the delay, but several details have yet to be decided on, and we are working on implementing several production factors. We shall contact you later.

[END]

[Encrypted Message]

To: The Leafanistani Mafia
From: Raytta Corporation

Excellent. Thank you for accepting the deal we put forth. Within the next month we will transmit final specs to you. Sorry for the delay, but several details have yet to be decided on, and we are working on implementing several production factors. We shall contact you later.

[END]

Understood, we'll be having a server sync soon enough.

We request any info on purchases by the nation of Dogoupa, we have an immense interest in this nation currently, which may lead to a future advantage for the both of us. Name the price for whatever info you have. As well as shipment delivery locations. -The Black Hand

units = 1
mil = million

My Order list



Katana Corporation Promotional Katana (Leafanistan): x100mil-units

Crusader Battlesuit (Mafia): x100mil-units

Colt mod. 635 (USA): x80mil-units

Siaga 12 (Russia): x80mil-units

Fragmentation Grenade: 5mil USD worth

Authentic Kraven Battlesuit (Kraven Corporation): x5-units

M72 LAW (USA): x50mil-units

120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun (Kraven Corporation): x150

HT-50 Heavy Transport (Mafia): x500

HT-101-120/125 Main Battle Tank: x2000-units

Kraven DNA: x5-vials

NW-590 Tactical Nuclear Warhead: x1-unit

1-Year of Gold Membership: x1-unit

TOTAL : 15.2 trillion USD will be wired upon delivery of order

This order is confidential make sure no word of it gets out.

Honestly speaking, I may just move the entire storefront to a new thread entitled "No Questions Asked Storefront [Republic of the Red Islands]", as the Mafia is now their own country.

This has gotten a lot more exposure than I thought and has achieved far more than I originally expected. I didn't actually think the Mafia could get a country from this.

[OOC: If you did that, is there any chance that the storefront could start selling more prestigous things? Light Fighter planes, things like that? NEW equipment?]

[OOC: If you did that, is there any chance that the storefront could start selling more prestigous things? Light Fighter planes, things like that? NEW equipment?]

:shakesfist: What do you call the Earwig? Sure it is a mutilated Gnat but damned if it ain't original! And the various NS weapons that appear. There are a lot of Leafanistani made weapons.

units = 1
mil = million

My Order list



Katana Corporation Promotional Katana (Leafanistan): x100mil-units

Crusader Battlesuit (Mafia): x100mil-units

Colt mod. 635 (USA): x80mil-units

Siaga 12 (Russia): x80mil-units

Fragmentation Grenade: 5mil USD worth

Authentic Kraven Battlesuit (Kraven Corporation): x5-units

M72 LAW (USA): x50mil-units

120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun (Kraven Corporation): x150

HT-50 Heavy Transport (Mafia): x500

HT-101-120/125 Main Battle Tank: x2000-units

Kraven DNA: x5-vials

NW-590 Tactical Nuclear Warhead: x1-unit

1-Year of Gold Membership: x1-unit

TOTAL : 15.2 trillion USD will be wired upon delivery of order

This order is confidential make sure no word of it gets out.

has this order been acknowledged yet?

We request any info on purchases by the nation of Dogoupa, we have an immense interest in this nation currently, which may lead to a future advantage for the both of us. Name the price for whatever info you have. As well as shipment delivery locations. -The Black Hand

Highly Encrypted Reply

200 x Premium Corporate Alliance Packages (1.5mil)
10 x Generic Minivans (35000)
4 x BTR-80 (1,4mil)

The shipping location is included.

This transaction never happened, our server will show an illegal connection for 10 microseconds then it was shut down. This message will be purged from all records.

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has this order been acknowledged yet?

OOC: It took me a while but the numbers say your defense budget is around $188 billion, unless you plan to pay for this in like a 100 easy payments of whatever, you can't afford it. We just don't say anything when this happens and attempt to empty your bank account for trying to cheat us.

The Shin Ra Corporation hereby wishes to order:

1,000x 88mm FLaK
(85,750,000 $)

400,000 x PPSch-41
(80,000,000 $)

Thank you for your service.

Sincerely,
The Shin Ra Corp

The Shin Ra Corporation hereby wishes to order:

1,000x 88mm FLaK
(85,750,000 $)

400,000 x PPSch-41
(80,000,000 $)

Thank you for your service.

Sincerely,
The Shin Ra Corp

We are shipping your order and have included a crate of 5 AR-550s with their ammo for evaluation purposes. Their 5.56mm rounds produce very little recoil and offer superior penetration compared to a submachine gun.

The USSNB Military would like to place an order for 800,000 'FIM-43 Redeye.' The USSNB Navy's 2nd Task Force is escorting a fleet of goverment owned merchent ships and they're currently anchored off your coast. The weapons should be put on the merchent ships and the money, which comes out to $1,200,000,000 has already been wired to you.

OOC: Sorry I've neglected it for so long, but are you interested in RPing the construction of the nuclear weapons assembly facility?

The USSNB Military would like to place an order for 800,000 'FIM-43 Redeye.' The USSNB Navy's 2nd Task Force is escorting a fleet of goverment owned merchent ships and they're currently anchored off your coast. The weapons should be put on the merchent ships and the money, which comes out to $1,200,000,000 has already been wired to you.

Order approved.

OOC: Sorry I've neglected it for so long, but are you interested in RPing the construction of the nuclear weapons assembly facility?

OOC: I'm kinda busy with Die Boerstaat, Griffencrest, and an helping role in Operation Blue Slug.

The Britannic Commonwealth of Eurasia would like ten thousand Insurgency Packages, totaling 17.5 million dollars. The money has been wired in advance.

The Britannic Commonwealth of Eurasia would like ten thousand Insurgency Packages, totaling 17.5 million dollars. The money has been wired in advance.

We've been expecting this for some time. Rush shipping has been attached. We also recommend the Khyber Pass Rifle and the Sterling SMG. Both of these can be easily home-made with tools found in any high school shop class. A lathe, a circular saw, a belt sander, a drill press and a variety of other implements are all that is necessary.

We would like to purchase 50x AR-550 and 8x FIM-43 Redeye.
May we also ask how many FIM-43 Redeye are still on stock?
We are also interested in your Gold Card.

Sincerely,
The Shin Ra Corporation

The Armed Republic of Kolvokia wishes to purchase two hundred Advanced Soldier Packages.

$15,000 US each

$3,000,000.

As well as one Katana Corporation Promotional Katana, $375.

The total for this order is $3,000,375. Money has been prepared and will be wired on confirmation.

We would like to purchase 50x AR-550 and 8x FIM-43 Redeye.
May we also ask how many FIM-43 Redeye are still on stock?
We are also interested in your Gold Card.

Sincerely,
The Shin Ra Corporation

None actually. You bought those that are left. If you want a Gold Card buy it. For large orders the Gold Card is a lifesaver and provides discount at a reasonable price.

The Armed Republic of Kolvokia wishes to purchase two hundred Advanced Soldier Packages.

$15,000 US each

$3,000,000.

As well as one Katana Corporation Promotional Katana, $375.

The total for this order is $3,000,375. Money has been prepared and will be wired on confirmation.

Order approved and shipping. Enjoy.

The Dominion of Nechronia would like to acquire five Kraven Tactical Nukes for the sum of $5,625,000,000
Commissar Yuri Krasnov – National Defense Department

Info:
Sender: Unknown, unregistered, untraceable, address not on record.
(Temporary E-mail account, which has been defaulted upon, all info is "555")

RE: A special transaction (do not bother with a reply).

Private purchase:

2x M1968 Bayonet/M9 bayonet: $12/18
1x Flak Jacket: $240
2 kg of C-4: $500

Additional items:
1 Time delay detonator 30 minute delay (acid/ampule)
1 Anti-tampering detonator (firing pin/blasting cap, instant)
1x Briefcase (packaging).
1x hat (to markthe briefcase, must be unique)

Willing to pay 1,500 confederate credits for express delivery, provided this transaction is discrete.

Special instructions:
Deliver the package to the Slums of Paradise City, Blackhelm Confederacy (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=513692). There you shall find a brown papaer bag, inside this bag will be a bottle of moonshine and the money, switch the briefcase for the bag, and trot off singing 'oranges and lemons'.

The Dominion of Nechronia would like to acquire five Kraven Tactical Nukes for the sum of $5,625,000,000
Commissar Yuri Krasnov – National Defense Department

Order approved.

HT

In thread.

The USSNB would like to place an order for:
5,000 Construction Kits
15,000 Bomb Kits
20,000 Qassam Rocket Kits
600 CC-4 Modular Field Artillery
3,000 M72 LAW
500 AR-7 Takedown Survival Rifle
5,000 Extra CC-4 Modular Field Artillery barrels

The total comes out to $38,665,000 which has been wired to you in advance as usual.

The Republic of Czechalrus would like to order,


100,000 Marakov PMs = $13,000,000
1,000 PSS Vul Silenced Pistols = $200,000
2,000 PP-19 Bizons = $1,100,000
3,000 AKS-74Us = $1,200,000
2,000 RPK-74s = $12,000,000
700,000 GP-30s = $700,000
300,000 RPG-29s = $240,000,000
500 T-62As = $575,000,000


Total = $833,200,000

Requesting -
Uraninite: 200 kilograms
($9,000)
E. Coli: 4 tubes
($920)

Much thanks. Blessings to you.

The USSNB would like to place an order for:
5,000 Construction Kits
15,000 Bomb Kits
20,000 Qassam Rocket Kits
600 CC-4 Modular Field Artillery
3,000 M72 LAW
500 AR-7 Takedown Survival Rifle
5,000 Extra CC-4 Modular Field Artillery barrels

The total comes out to $38,665,000 which has been wired to you in advance as usual.

Order approved and shipping.

The Republic of Czechalrus would like to order,


100,000 Marakov PMs = $13,000,000
1,000 PSS Vul Silenced Pistols = $200,000
2,000 PP-19 Bizons = $1,100,000
3,000 AKS-74Us = $1,200,000
2,000 RPK-74s = $12,000,000
700,000 GP-30s = $700,000
300,000 RPG-29s = $240,000,000
500 T-62As = $575,000,000


Total = $833,200,000

Order approved.

Requesting -
Uraninite: 200 kilograms
($9,000)
E. Coli: 4 tubes
($920)

Much thanks. Blessings to you.

Order approved.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 700 MFI-9B MiniCOIN Aircraft. The total comes out to $31,500,000 which has been delievered to your desk in a black breifcase along with a proposal for us to build an embassy in your country.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 700 MFI-9B MiniCOIN Aircraft. The total comes out to $31,500,000 which has been delievered to your desk in a black breifcase along with a proposal for us to build an embassy in your country.

Order approved.

:shakesfist: What do you call the Earwig? Sure it is a mutilated Gnat but damned if it ain't original! And the various NS weapons that appear. There are a lot of Leafanistani made weapons.

[OOC: It's original, yes, but it would be slaughtered in waves by most Avisron based platforms.

Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm being SWAMPED with school-work. It may take me a bit to get those designs to you. :( Sowwy. :(]

[OOC: It's original, yes, but it would be slaughtered in waves by most Avisron based platforms.

Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm being SWAMPED with school-work. It may take me a bit to get those designs to you. :( Sowwy. :(]

OOC: With the exception of the infantry weapons, I can't think of anything I sell that is truly superior that anything else.

Maybe:

82mm Vasilek Automatic Mortar (USSR): $1200 US
120mm ETC Rifled EM-Assisted Flak Gun (Kraven Corporation): $125,000 US
Kraven 40mm Man Portable Autocannon (Kraven Corporation): $27,500 US
LV-08 Boar Scout Car (Leafanistan): $95,000 US {NOW IN STOCK!}
HT-50 Armored Truck (Mafia): $85,000 US {The Next Generation of Trucking}
G6 Rhino (South Africa): $875,000 US
Recoilless Rifle Technical (Mafia): $10,000 US
Leman Russ Standard Battle Tank (Kraven Corporation): $35,500,000 US
2S7 203.3mm SP Assault Gun (USSR): $1,500,000 US
Cigarette Boat, Smugglers Special (Mafia): $270,000 US
Kraven Tactical Nuke
Chemical Threats
Bomb Kit
Qassam Rocket Kit
Hacking Kit
Flight Training Kit
Decoy Materiel

[OOC: I've actually been thinking of what would happen if a nation like Avisron - a rising superpower, invested its defense budget into SWARMS of outdated and inferior fighters like the things sold here.]

[OOC: I've actually been thinking of what would happen if a nation like Avisron - a rising superpower, invested its defense budget into SWARMS of outdated and inferior fighters like the things sold here.]

Bad decision. You'll lose a lot of good pilots.

Bad decision. You'll lose a lot of good pilots.

[OOC: Yeah. I'm not into the whole Soviet idea of human waves. It's why I wouldn't personally do it. It's just a cool idea. Right now I'm doing a more U.S. approach to it, sadly... Only my infrastructure is a bit less vulnerable.]

[OOC: Yeah. I'm not into the whole Soviet idea of human waves. It's why I wouldn't personally do it. It's just a cool idea. Right now I'm doing a more U.S. approach to it, sadly... Only my infrastructure is a bit less vulnerable.]

Thanks to my Civil War everything was destroyed and had to be rebuilt to be more easily defended. A series of rainwater canals in a circular ring around the end of the city and for cities that have a lot of rain, especially in the tropical and subtropical south, they have become ringed with canals.

A lot of choke points, with strategically placed bases. You should have a destructive war, it is really convenient for the government to go paranoid and the public will support it. Its like the Patriot Act. ^_^

Thanks to my Civil War everything was destroyed and had to be rebuilt to be more easily defended. A series of rainwater canals in a circular ring around the end of the city and for cities that have a lot of rain, especially in the tropical and subtropical south, they have become ringed with canals.

A lot of choke points, with strategically placed bases. You should have a destructive war, it is really convenient for the government to go paranoid and the public will support it. Its like the Patriot Act. ^_^

What I'm doing is starting a whole big thing in my nation about "global warming" and the effect it would have on the sea level. The panic it has stirred up will give the government the right to build up the land to prevent the island from being flooded, but at the same time prevent easy invasions.

Plus, I've always had the government saying it's cheaper to invest in smart things the first time around.

If you want a Gold Card buy it.


Hmmm...what I was actually wanting to say by "I'm interested" was:
"I do want to buy your Gold Card!"
Furthermore, I wish to purchase 100 pirated copies of the movie "Perfect Blue" ($1500).
I would also like to purchase one Katana Corporation Promotional Katana.

We would like to purchase the following, for rush delivery in Morroco, currently under Hatarian attack (OOC: Would appreciate it if you could RP the delivery, to quash any accusations of godmodding if the rebels use this stuff)

RPG-2 Rocket Launcher (USSR): $450 US X 1000=$450,000
500 g of C12 (Kraven Corporation/Red Tide): $600 US X 100 $60,000
Type 87 82mm Mortar (China): $300 US X 400= $120,000
MMP-1 Ultralight UACV (Hurtful Thoughts): $1000 US X 100= $100,000
Advanced Soldier Package $15,000 US each X 100,000 $15,000,000,000

For a total of 15,000,730,000, minus our discount for...

$13,950,678,900

Hmmm...what I was actually wanting to say by "I'm interested" was:
"I do want to buy your Gold Card!"
Furthermore, I wish to purchase 100 pirated copies of the movie "Perfect Blue" ($1500).
I would also like to purchase one Katana Corporation Promotional Katana.

Order approved and shipping.

We would like to purchase the following, for rush delivery in Morroco, currently under Hatarian attack (OOC: Would appreciate it if you could RP the delivery, to quash any accusations of godmodding if the rebels use this stuff)

RPG-2 Rocket Launcher (USSR): $450 US X 1000=$450,000
500 g of C12 (Kraven Corporation/Red Tide): $600 US X 100 $60,000
Type 87 82mm Mortar (China): $300 US X 400= $120,000
MMP-1 Ultralight UACV (Hurtful Thoughts): $1000 US X 100= $100,000
Advanced Soldier Package $15,000 US each X 100,000 $15,000,000,000

For a total of 15,000,730,000, minus our discount for...

$13,950,678,900

OOC: Linkz.

Order approved with rush shipping. We want to do submarine insertion via a coastline. We'll fire torpedoes which will surface and sail at a slow 10 knots to beach themselves.

OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=514142

Bump for new Dumb Bombs for your aircraft. I'm working on getting Smart Bomb units IC.

[OOC: While I don't have time to actually stat any weapons systems of my own, there's a number of Avisronite corporations which would be willing to aid the mafia in manufacturing. The recent infrastructure reformation in Avisron has created whole coastlines that can be developed. Since Avisron doesn't really export any vessels currently and its own naval purchases are compact, Avisron may even be able to carry 100% of the Mafia purchases. The benefits of investing in Avisron is that it's a perfectly secure economy. The Mafia would be able to take larger purchases, as well. Taxes are minimal, as well. The only problem is that The Mafia will have to legitimize itself a bit.]

[OOC: While I don't have time to actually stat any weapons systems of my own, there's a number of Avisronite corporations which would be willing to aid the mafia in manufacturing. The recent infrastructure reformation in Avisron has created whole coastlines that can be developed. Since Avisron doesn't really export any vessels currently and its own naval purchases are compact, Avisron may even be able to carry 100% of the Mafia purchases. The benefits of investing in Avisron is that it's a perfectly secure economy. The Mafia would be able to take larger purchases, as well. Taxes are minimal, as well. The only problem is that The Mafia will have to legitimize itself a bit.]

OOC: The Mafia has its own group of islands, thanks to CA and Pudite activities. We are our own country, unrecognized by everyone outside of the CA called the 'Republic of the Red Islands' and we are currently involved in peacekeeping activities in Die Boerstaat.

Technically it is a state-run industry. We use the cover name of Universal Exports, and also obtain 'defective' military equipment from General Resources Inc. in Leafanistan proper.

We can have Universal Exports buy a large factory complex, but that seems unnecessary.

[OOC: But how much are those island developed industrially? How well can you guarenttee the security of your production base if rival factions of the mafia start fighting?]

[OOC: But how much are those island developed industrially? How well can you guarantee the security of your production base if rival factions of the mafia start fighting?]

The answer is deep, dark, and secret.

Time to unpimp other storefronts!

OH SCHNAP!

Bump in the haus.

We would like 20,000 Fox Tantos for 1,581,000, we found them very useful in taking care of captured soldiers. (93% of total)
-The Black Hand

We would like 20,000 Fox Tantos for 1,581,000, we found them very useful in taking care of captured soldiers. (93% of total)
-The Black Hand

We prefer to impress them into our armies. Sometimes strapped alive to our vehicles with field welded manacles. It is terribly amusing.

We are shipping 5 .50 cal Kraven Corporation Pistols for your execution needs, they are silver plated for the true ceremonial touch.

BUMP FOR:

Attack Rigid Inflatable Boat (Kraven Corporation): $7,500 US
Slim-class Mod. 1998 Cargo Ship (Leafanistan): $500,000 US
Minute-class Luxury Hydrofoil (Leafanistan): $1,500,000 US
Minute-class Military Hydrofoil (Leafanistan): $950,000 US
Cigarette Boat, Smugglers Special (Mafia): $270,000 US

Now all come with stats. I'm really sorry I forgot.

Bump, for minor price reductions and restructuring hopefully to make things more enjoyable.

BUMP:

Dassault Mirage
C-47 SkyTrain
and
Hawker Hunter

TOP SECRET DESTROY ONCE READ


The Kingdom Of Glamara wants to order 11 billion dolars worth of stuff as a royal weding is about to take place and we need to keep one steap ahead. the order needs to include. Also check out by nswiki page as am part of a worl were we can use real life stats but i am not sure if im allowed to here. Any way i need

Kreigsmarine Package enough to fit 5000 men and women of the 4 divison

Kraven Tactical nuke

M51 isherman x 300

120mm etc rifled em-assisted flak gun

authentic kraven battle suit for 23rd figter bomber squad of 16 men and women

mistral misile

kraven dna

decoy stuff i need are

armory
power plant
warehouse
nuclear missle silo
barracks
control center


If you need more money tell me and i will wire it to you

TOP SECRET DESTROY ONCE READ


The Kingdom Of Glamara wants to order 11 billion dolars worth of stuff as a royal weding is about to take place and we need to keep one steap ahead. the order needs to include. Also check out by nswiki page as am part of a worl were we can use real life stats but i am not sure if im allowed to here. Any way i need

Kreigsmarine Package enough to fit 5000 men and women of the 4 divison

Kraven Tactical nuke

M51 isherman x 300

120mm etc rifled em-assisted flak gun

authentic kraven battle suit for 23rd figter bomber squad of 16 men and women

mistral misile

kraven dna

decoy stuff i need are

armory
power plant
warehouse
nuclear missle silo
barracks
control center


If you need more money tell me and i will wire it to you

Order cannot be approved, lack of details.

TOP SECRET DESTROY ONCE READ


The Kingdom Of Glamara wants to order 11 billion dolars worth of stuff as a royal weding is about to take place and we need to keep one steap ahead. the order needs to include. Also check out by nswiki page as am part of a worl were we can use real life stats but i am not sure if im allowed to here. Any way i need.

Kreigsmarine Package x5000

Kraven Tactical nukex1

M51 isherman x 300

120mm etc rifled em-assisted flak gunx3

authentic kraven battle suit x16

mistral misilex1

kraven dna x4

decoy stuff i need are

armoryx1
power plantx1
warehousex2
nuclear missle silox3
barracksx4
control centerx1


If you need more money tell me and i will wire it to you
but i need the nuke the most i will do any thing to get one

TOP SECRET DESTROY ONCE READ


The Kingdom Of Glamara wants to order 11 billion dolars worth of stuff as a royal weding is about to take place and we need to keep one steap ahead. the order needs to include. Also check out by nswiki page as am part of a worl were we can use real life stats but i am not sure if im allowed to here. Any way i need.

Kreigsmarine Package x5000

Kraven Tactical nukex1

M51 isherman x 300

120mm etc rifled em-assisted flak gunx3

authentic kraven battle suit x16

mistral misilex1

kraven dna x4

decoy stuff i need are

armoryx1
power plantx1
warehousex2
nuclear missle silox3
barracksx4
control centerx1


If you need more money tell me and i will wire it to you
but i need the nuke the most i will do any thing to get one

Order Approved.

Long confusing job description

What?

Salam, My Name is Maj. Sudani.I would like to order the following:

100,000 Bomb Kits = 75million
100,000 Qassam Rocket Kits = 85million

160Million wired immediately from swiss Actt # 115**** *** ******

The answer is deep, dark, and secret.

[OOC: AKA, The Mafia is always a few weeks away from collapsing into full blown civil war, which would only help to alleviate the strain of always being in a state of mild nihilistic unheaval and the like? :p]

Salam, My Name is Maj. Sudani.I would like to order the following:

100,000 Bomb Kits = 75million
100,000 Qassam Rocket Kits = 85million

160Million wired immediately from swiss Actt # 115**** *** ******

Order approved and shipping.

[OOC: AKA, The Mafia is always a few weeks away from collapsing into full blown civil war, which would only help to alleviate the strain of always being in a state of mild nihilistic unheaval and the like? ]

OOC: "A remnant of a centralized control economy." That is all I'll give you.

Currently their board is based secretly inside the old central command center in Xilanhou Mountain after it was abandoned when it was discovered that there was a serious fissure that could cause the mountain to collapse if it was ever nuked. The Mafia heads are rather safe.

Order approved and shipping.



OOC: "A remnant of a centralized control economy." That is all I'll give you.

Currently their board is based secretly inside the old central command center in Xilanhou Mountain after it was abandoned when it was discovered that there was a serious fissure that could cause the mountain to collapse if it was ever nuked. The Mafia heads are rather safe.

[OOC: The board may be safe, that isn't really the issue. That's sort of like the situation in Iraq right now. The government is pretty much safe in the "green zone" and the rest of the entity is tearing itself to hell and back out in the real world. I don't imagine the Mafia to be THAT bad, or even bad at all, but it has the potential to collapse easily, from what I've seen.

Now, you talking about a secret base... it gives me an idea for a RP... Interested?]

Extremely Secure Fornelian Transmission (ESFT):

Considering the good service we had previously, the Kingdom of Fornelia would like to discuss the matter mentioned before; a possible job for the Mafia. You see, up in the northern part of our territory there is a, shall we say "situation" we need to have taken care of. Revolutionaries from several areas have banded together in an attempt to seize control of the area around them. They would not be a threat had the area not been a specialized industrial and manufacturing center which also had several important military positions. They seek to take control through a Communist movement and unfortunately they have crafted a wall of lies to gain public sympathy, preventing the government from actively assaulting them. In addition, several other extremist groups including terrorists and even some organized criminal groups are supporting them. We need this threat to our rightful government sovereignty to be removed. You will be given pretty much free range in how to do this job but we have several requirements:

1. It cannot look like the government did it.
2. It must be done swiftly and in a single strike.
3. It must not have long-lasting circumstances in the area, such as radiation.

Please tell us what you plan to do beforehand, and we will make the appropriate payment once we approve the mission.

Extremely Secure Fornelian Transmission (ESFT):

Considering the good service we had previously, the Kingdom of Fornelia would like to discuss the matter mentioned before; a possible job for the Mafia. You see, up in the northern part of our territory there is a, shall we say "situation" we need to have taken care of. Revolutionaries from several areas have banded together in an attempt to seize control of the area around them. They would not be a threat had the area not been a specialized industrial and manufacturing center which also had several important military positions. They seek to take control through a Communist movement and unfortunately they have crafted a wall of lies to gain public sympathy, preventing the government from actively assaulting them. In addition, several other extremist groups including terrorists and even some organized criminal groups are supporting them. We need this threat to our rightful government sovereignty to be removed. You will be given pretty much free range in how to do this job but we have several requirements:

1. It cannot look like the government did it.
2. It must be done swiftly and in a single strike.
3. It must not have long-lasting circumstances in the area, such as radiation.

Please tell us what you plan to do beforehand, and we will make the appropriate payment once we approve the mission.

Heavily Encrypted Reply

This job interests us, heavily, and we have 2 divisions of veteran soldiers who wish to finally get some action, along with another 2 divisions of green soldiers who are itching for some trigger time.

Please post estimated numbers and we'll move in as a 'foreign construction' crew moving to develop the northern areas. We can actually build a nuclear power plant as an excuse to keep people away.

We also need complete press blackout. Our price quote depends on the amount of enemies, and how heavily armed they are.

As for the 2nd condition, it will be impossible to do it in a single strike, unless all of them are gathered in one place, which we have a plan to do. Lure them out into a choke point and finish them off, then finally sweep and clear the countryside.

The 3rd condition will be easy.

[END]

Heavily Encrypted Reply

This job interests us, heavily, and we have 2 divisions of veteran soldiers who wish to finally get some action, along with another 2 divisions of green soldiers who are itching for some trigger time.

Please post estimated numbers and we'll move in as a 'foreign construction' crew moving to develop the northern areas. We can actually build a nuclear power plant as an excuse to keep people away.

We also need complete press blackout. Our price quote depends on the amount of enemies, and how heavily armed they are.

As for the 2nd condition, it will be impossible to do it in a single strike, unless all of them are gathered in one place, which we have a plan to do. Lure them out into a choke point and finish them off, then finally sweep and clear the countryside.

The 3rd condition will be easy.

[END]

Extremely Secure Fornelian Transmission (ESFT):

The estimates come to around 65,000 total armed. There are even more supporters, but they are not armed and should present little trouble. The local rebels acount for about 60,000 while the terrorists and criminals are the remaining 5,000 but unfortunately that remaining 5,000 are mostly skilled and proficient with weaponry. Our agents report that the majority of the opposition is armed with mainly outdated weaponry, but due to the industrial presence there is ample ammunition and about 13% have advanced weapons such as some of the new assault rifles our country is developing, but they are made for trained soldiers, not civilians. There are some captured planes and jets as well, but we have reason to doubt the presence of any skilled pilots so there is no threat from the air, and like wise for the sea. The main threat is numbers and their lack of fear for their own lives. As for the media blackout, that can be partially arranged. Our country has both free press and military press. The military press is composed of journalists who work in the military but are also trained for survival. This is used to prevent deaths of normal civilians. We can declare a military press-only situation and then have them turn a blind eye.

Please tell us if more information is needed and we will gladly give it.

Extremely Secure Fornelian Transmission (ESFT):

The estimates come to around 65,000 total armed. There are even more supporters, but they are not armed and should present little trouble. The local rebels acount for about 60,000 while the terrorists and criminals are the remaining 5,000 but unfortunately that remaining 5,000 are mostly skilled and proficient with weaponry. Our agents report that the majority of the opposition is armed with mainly outdated weaponry, but due to the industrial presence there is ample ammunition and about 13% have advanced weapons such as some of the new assault rifles our country is developing, but they are made for trained soldiers, not civilians. There are some captured planes and jets as well, but we have reason to doubt the presence of any skilled pilots so there is no threat from the air, and like wise for the sea. The main threat is numbers and their lack of fear for their own lives. As for the media blackout, that can be partially arranged. Our country has both free press and military press. The military press is composed of journalists who work in the military but are also trained for survival. This is used to prevent deaths of normal civilians. We can declare a military press-only situation and then have them turn a blind eye.

Please tell us if more information is needed and we will gladly give it.

Heavily Encrypted Reply

Based on this estimate, taking into account armored vehicles and jets we will have to up the price to $175 million to take them out and ensure they are disarmed. Our cover is a different story, if you want the plant to work it will cost an actual $2 billion US to build the thing, however we'll give you the plans and all the files on it to build more. If you don't want to spend the extra money, we can begin construction, and say that the terrorists have stopped construction and we'll leave a shell for you.

Does the northern territory have any seaport or beach we can use to insert our men? (OOC: I'll need a map, showing the northern territory and the various cities and towns, along with where the terrorists actually are and in what number. I won't actually use those, but they are there for reference. You can keep the 'full map' to yourself if you really want it to be secret.)

If you are ready to begin, wire the money and then make an announcement to your nation, you have contracted an outside company to build in the sparsely populated north, a nuclear power plant complex with 5 reactors that will produce 200 MW of power, and we shall move in.

[END]

Yet another purchase from the Black Hand
We are planning a somewhat semi-powerful resistance contract therefore we require:

850 Mafia Goon Packages 510000 (600 with Submachine guns, 250 with Shotguns)
300 Insurgency Packages 525000
5 MG-560 Militiaman MGs 10500
200 Generic 12 Gauge Shotguns 10000
50 Generic 12 Gauge Sawed-Off Shotguns 5000
36 SR-762 Minuteman Rifles 30600
40 RPG-2s 18000
30 Carl Gustaf Recoilless Rifles 13200
400 CFR-06s 30000
1250 I-58 Liberator Pistols 31250
300 Sterling L2s 30000
12 SA-7 Grails 36000
8 Type 87 82mm Mortars 2400
3 CC-35A Linear Action AAs 15000
5 Pickup trucks 32500
11 Generic Sedans 33000
3 Recoilless Rifle Technicals 30000
3 Mortar Technicals 33250
8 MG Technicals 32000
1,427,700 Discount
=1,327,761
We would ask that all the weapons be shipped in air dropable boxes.

ESFT:

The map and locations of the opposition will be sent soon, as it is currently being formed and double checked for accuracy. The power plant does not need to be completed, but we can make use of the shell. Expect the map and of course the money within the next few days (OOC: Actually, not sure when it will be completely finished, soon though.)

Yet another purchase from the Black Hand
We are planning a somewhat semi-powerful resistance contract therefore we require:

850 Mafia Goon Packages 510000 (600 with Submachine guns, 250 with Shotguns)
300 Insurgency Packages 525000
5 MG-560 Militiaman MGs 10500
200 Generic 12 Gauge Shotguns 10000
50 Generic 12 Gauge Sawed-Off Shotguns 5000
36 SR-762 Minuteman Rifles 30600
40 RPG-2s 18000
30 Carl Gustaf Recoilless Rifles 13200
400 CFR-06s 30000
1250 I-58 Liberator Pistols 31250
300 Sterling L2s 30000
12 SA-7 Grails 36000
8 Type 87 82mm Mortars 2400
3 CC-35A Linear Action AAs 15000
5 Pickup trucks 32500
11 Generic Sedans 33000
3 Recoilless Rifle Technicals 30000
3 Mortar Technicals 33250
8 MG Technicals 32000
1,427,700 Discount
=1,327,761
We would ask that all the weapons be shipped in air dropable boxes.

Order approved, shipping with air droppable crates and pallets. Parachutes not included. We recommend retrorockets for landing larger equipment.

ESFT:

The map and locations of the opposition will be sent soon, as it is currently being formed and double checked for accuracy. The power plant does not need to be completed, but we can make use of the shell. Expect the map and of course the money within the next few days (OOC: Actually, not sure when it will be completely finished, soon though.)

We understand, you will be billed $175 million US. If your estimates are off by too much, you will be billed extra.

BUMP for new subsection of Section 1: Communications Devices

Enjoy your new Liberty Networks Pay as you Go Cell Phones.

Perfect for your IEDs and cheap soldier networking.

New items:
SS-1 Scuds
Type 63 Universal Strategic TEL

Come on guys, Scuds, the associated launcher, what more could you want for your needs? Besides where else do you get cheap weapons like these?

Bump.

Griffincrest is gearing up for war. We need the following:

100,000 Kraven 40mm Man Portable Autocannon - $2,750,000,000
1,000 Su-15 Flagon - $425,000,000
1,000,000 Premium Corporate Alliance packages - $7,500,000,000

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 100 Scud-D Missiles and 10,000 Liberty Networks Prepaid Cell Phone. We would like to know how much production rights would cost for the Scud-D Missiles. Anyway, the total comes out to $36,750,000 which has been wired to you in advance as usual.

Griffincrest is gearing up for war. We need the following:

100,000 Kraven 40mm Man Portable Autocannon - $2,750,000,000
1,000 Su-15 Flagon - $425,000,000
1,000,000 Premium Corporate Alliance packages - $7,500,000,000

Order approved and shipping. Discount has been refunded to your account.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 100 Scud-D Missiles and 10,000 Liberty Networks Prepaid Cell Phone. We would like to know how much production rights would cost for the Scud-D Missiles. Anyway, the total comes out to $36,750,000 which has been wired to you in advance as usual.

Our plans will cost as much as you have paid just now. Order approved and shipping.

Bumpity, Bumpity, Bump!

Excellent...excellent. How goes the occupation of Boorstadt?

Excellent...excellent. How goes the occupation of Boorstadt?

Nearly complete, the dying gasps of the Boer Resistance are nearly silenced. We are working the Boers to death in diamond mines, though their own militias are bombing them. It is like the Al-Qaeda bombings in Africa, killed a few Americans, slaughtered the African Muslims working in the buildings.

Nearly the entire population of the Boers are in camps, the imports are assimilating fine with the 'native' population. Mind letting me in Barachi?

Whereamistan would like to purchase the following equipment:

Emplaced SAM
1,000 x SA-2 Guideline MtH1 (USSR): 800million
1,000 x SA-3 Goa Pechora-M M2 (USSR): 935million
1,000 SA-5 Gammon MtHB1+ (USSR): 1billion
Mobile SAM
1,000 x SA-4 Ganef MtH1 (USSR): 275million
1,000 x SA-6 Gainful LtM (USSR): 300million
Frigate
100 x Krivak-class Frigate (USSR/Russia): 4billion

7.31 billions wired immediately through swiss account 615**** *** ******

Caedryn would like to order -

10 Hacking Kits - $7500
10 of the S. typhimurium packages - $6700
10 generic pickup trucks - $65000
20 generic minivans - $70000
100 RPG-2s - $45000
10 RPG-7Vs - $57500
300 M-14 Rifles - $75000
500 Luger Parabellums - $1250000
for a total of - $1,576,700

Money will be wired upon order confirmation.

Whereamistan would like to purchase the following equipment:

Emplaced SAM
1,000 x SA-2 Guideline MtH1 (USSR): 800million
1,000 x SA-3 Goa Pechora-M M2 (USSR): 935million
1,000 SA-5 Gammon MtHB1+ (USSR): 1billion
Mobile SAM
1,000 x SA-4 Ganef MtH1 (USSR): 275million
1,000 x SA-6 Gainful LtM (USSR): 300million
Frigate
100 x Krivak-class Frigate (USSR/Russia): 4billion

7.31 billions wired immediately through swiss account 615**** *** ******

Order approved and shipping. It will take a long time but we'll ship eventually.

Caedryn would like to order -

10 Hacking Kits - $7500
10 of the S. typhimurium packages - $6700
10 generic pickup trucks - $65000
20 generic minivans - $70000
100 RPG-2s - $45000
10 RPG-7Vs - $57500
300 M-14 Rifles - $75000
500 Luger Parabellums - $1250000
for a total of - $1,576,700

Money will be wired upon order confirmation.

Order approved and shipping.

We would like to order 100 of the Premium Corporate Alliance Package for a total of $750,000 US.

We would like to order 100 of the Premium Corporate Alliance Package for a total of $750,000 US.

Order approved and shipping.

Thank you, money wired...

OOC: BUMP!

The M26 and M32 Caseless are now being offered to CA members only. Thank you Otagia for letting us license produce and distribute to CA members.

CAR-65 is up for purchase.

The Defense Council of the Balkans requests:

500,000 AKMs = $120,000,000
100,000 RPKs = $250,000,000
50,000 PKMs = $162,500,000
10,000 Type-87 Mortars = $3,000,000
100,000 RPG-7Vs = $57,500,000
10,000 AT-15 Kornets = $100,000,000
5,000 SA-7s = $15,000,000
1,000,000 Fragmentation Grenades = $20,000,000
500 D-30 Howisters = $22,500,000
5,000 Technicals = $20,000,000
1,000 BTR-60PAIs = $225,000,000
3,000 T-54As = $2,850,000,000
700 T-62As = $805,000,000
200 Mi-2 Transports = $80,000,000
300 F-6s = $195,000,000
100 F-4S Phantom IIs = $185,000,000
250 Su-15s = $105,000,000
100 H-6Cs = $1,000,000,000
400 Y-7s = $110,000,000
5,000,000 Marakov PMs = $650,000,000
700,000 SKSs = $140,000,000

Total = $7,025,500,000

*The money has been wired*

The Defense Council of the Balkans requests:

500,000 AKMs = $120,000,000
100,000 RPKs = $250,000,000
50,000 PKMs = $162,500,000
10,000 Type-87 Mortars = $3,000,000
100,000 RPG-7Vs = $57,500,000
10,000 AT-15 Kornets = $100,000,000
5,000 SA-7s = $15,000,000
1,000,000 Fragmentation Grenades = $20,000,000
500 D-30 Howisters = $22,500,000
5,000 Technicals = $20,000,000
1,000 BTR-60PAIs = $225,000,000
3,000 T-54As = $2,850,000,000
700 T-62As = $805,000,000
200 Mi-2 Transports = $80,000,000
300 F-6s = $195,000,000
100 F-4S Phantom IIs = $185,000,000
250 Su-15s = $105,000,000
100 H-6Cs = $1,000,000,000
400 Y-7s = $110,000,000
5,000,000 Marakov PMs = $650,000,000
700,000 SKSs = $140,000,000

Total = $7,025,500,000

*The money has been wired*

Order Approved and shipping. If you plan on making future large purchases I recommend getting a Gold Market Card in order to save.

whereamistan would like to order the following:

Insurgency Package

1 x Ski Mask
1 x AR-550 Conscript Rifle
1 x Black shirt and black jeans with black belt
1 x Insurgency Kit
1 x Multilingual and Pictoral Instruction Kits (Default languages are Persian, Arabic, French, English, Chinese, and Russian)

28,571,428 x ,$1750 US each

49,999,999,000 billion dollars wired through grand cayman account immediately.

whereamistan would like to order the following:

Insurgency Package

1 x Ski Mask
1 x AR-550 Conscript Rifle
1 x Black shirt and black jeans with black belt
1 x Insurgency Kit
1 x Multilingual and Pictoral Instruction Kits (Default languages are Persian, Arabic, French, English, Chinese, and Russian)

28,571,428 x ,$1750 US each

49,999,999,000 billion dollars wired through grand cayman account immediately.

Order approved and shipping.

The USSNB Military would like to make an order for 5,000 Sa-18s, 10,000 Mi-2 Hoplite Gunships, and 3,000 Yak-9ULs. The total comes out to $4,980,000,000, but with the 5% discount, it adds up to $4,731,000,000. The money has been wired to you in advance as usual.

The USSNB Military would like to make an order for 5,000 Sa-18s, 10,000 Mi-2 Hoplite Gunships, and 3,000 Yak-9ULs. The total comes out to $4,980,000,000, but with the 5% discount, it adds up to $4,731,000,000. The money has been wired to you in advance as usual.

Order approved.

The Defense Council of the Balkans requests:

1 Golden Market Card = $20,000
1,000,000 Cleaning Kits = $10,000,000
1,000,000 Rifle Slings = $15,000,000
500,000 Small Arms Holsters = $37,500,000
700,000 M1968 Bayonets = $4,200,000
100,000 Norinco M98s = $22,500,000
2,000 Dragunov SVDs = $2,100,000
400,000 GP-30s = $40,000,000
1,000 M35s = $12,500,000
200 Mi-2 Gunships = $95,000,000

Total = $2,388,820,000

*Payment will be wired upon confrimation*

P.S. If you do requests I have some items to request:
MiG-21 Fishbed,ZPU-4,UAZ-469,Ural-4320,MiG-23,Mi-8 HIP, Mil-24D Hind,Su-25 Frogfoot, MiG-25, Vz. 61 (If you have it I didn't see it and I'm sorry), MiG-29 Fulcrum.

From:Mathew Patterson

I have a certain deed I need done that will benefit me and your corporation all at the same time.There is a certain corporation that has been giving a friend of mine some trouble and I would like the CEO killed.The CEO is currently more under-protected than usual making the assassination easier for you.If you accept we will send more details via telegram.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 2,000,000 AN-94 Abakans and 10,000 AS Val silenced assault rifles. The total has come out to $1,625,450,000 which has been wired to you from our offshore accounts in advance, as usual.

The Defense Council of the Balkans requests:

1 Golden Market Card = $20,000
1,000,000 Cleaning Kits = $10,000,000
1,000,000 Rifle Slings = $15,000,000
500,000 Small Arms Holsters = $37,500,000
700,000 M1968 Bayonets = $4,200,000
100,000 Norinco M98s = $22,500,000
2,000 Dragunov SVDs = $2,100,000
400,000 GP-30s = $40,000,000
1,000 M35s = $12,500,000
200 Mi-2 Gunships = $95,000,000

Total = $2,388,820,000

*Payment will be wired upon confrimation*

P.S. If you do requests I have some items to request:
MiG-21 Fishbed,ZPU-4,UAZ-469,Ural-4320,MiG-23,Mi-8 HIP, Mil-24D Hind,Su-25 Frogfoot, MiG-25, Vz. 61 (If you have it I didn't see it and I'm sorry), MiG-29 Fulcrum.

Order approved. In response to your query we haven't yet found significant amounts of the items you requested. However, the MiG-29 will probably be the hardest plane to secure. The others have flooded the Leafanistani Market and the International Market.

From:Mathew Patterson

I have a certain deed I need done that will benefit me and your corporation all at the same time.There is a certain corporation that has been giving a friend of mine some trouble and I would like the CEO killed.The CEO is currently more under-protected than usual making the assassination easier for you.If you accept we will send more details via telegram.

We are interested, send more details and we can provide a price quote.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 2,000,000 AN-94 Abakans and 10,000 AS Val silenced assault rifles. The total has come out to $1,625,450,000 which has been wired to you from our offshore accounts in advance, as usual.

Order approved and shipping.

BUMP for the RPDW-556/545.

It is a 7-shot revolver that fires the 5.56mm NATO or the 5.45mm WP as a personal defense weapon and a heck of a good pistol that actually penetrates vests. It is huge however.

:D

The Republic of the New Balkans wishes to know it you can assist our forces in the training of our pilots. Currently their combat flight skills are horrible and all they can really do is take off and land, we will pay you for your services in training our pilots. Thank you.

Balkans Defense Council

The Republic of the New Balkans wishes to know it you can assist our forces in the training of our pilots. Currently their combat flight skills are horrible and all they can really do is take off and land, we will pay you for your services in training our pilots. Thank you.

Balkans Defense Council

We have three different price quotes. If you send them to our flight simulators in Die Boerstaat, it will only be $55,000 US per pilot and we'll throw in basic missile and gun evasion.

However, if we have to transport the simulators to the Republic of the New Balkans it will cost nearly twice as much, $100,000 US.

But, if you have your own simulators we'll have to charge $65,000 US.

We wish send our pilots to be trained rather than have you come to train them here. Let us know when we can send them.

Balkans Defense Council

We wish send our pilots to be trained rather than have you come to train them here. Let us know when we can send them.

Balkans Defense Council

You can send him anytime you want. Coordinates are attached. Tell us the model plane you plan on sending and we'll give it a FoF code.

We will be sending F-4 Phantoms (Balkans Primary Fighter), Su-15 (Balkans Primary Intercepter), and Shenyang J-6 (Currently Being Upgraded).

Balkans Defense Council

The USSNB Military would like to make an order for 2,500,000 Revolving Personal Defense Weapons. The total comes out to $439,375,000 which has already been wired to you.

We will be sending F-4 Phantoms (Balkans Primary Fighter), Su-15 (Balkans Primary Intercepter), and Shenyang J-6 (Currently Being Upgraded).

Balkans Defense Council

Wonderful. Just remember to pay us for each pilot or else we don't authorize transportation back until he does. You fee covers: classes including all textbooks and simulator time, food and lodging during their stay in Die Boerstaat. We start with a 3 week, 6 days a week class, on the basics of flight of those 3 aircraft and of their trainer aircraft the Folland Gnat.

They will then move to simulators for 2 months and eventually form squadrons and learn maneuvers in large formations and small formations. Finally there will be a 2 month course where they will start flying the Folland Gnat, then whatever aircraft they will fly.

We also have an interesting situation in Die Boerstaat, if you want, pilots who are more advanced can actually participate in real combat air patrols. This will be free as we are somewhat shorthanded but it requires you to sign waivers freeing us from blame if they die in combat.

The USSNB Military would like to make an order for 2,500,000 Revolving Personal Defense Weapons. The total comes out to $439,375,000 which has already been wired to you.

Order approved and shipping.

P.S. If you do requests I have some items to request:
MiG-21 Fishbed,ZPU-4,UAZ-469,Ural-4320,MiG-23,Mi-8 HIP, Mil-24D Hind,Su-25 Frogfoot, MiG-25, Vz. 61 (If you have it I didn't see it and I'm sorry), MiG-29 Fulcrum.

*Cough*

I sell that stuff.

Now, TWSP away!

*Escapes*

*Cough*

I sell that stuff.

Now, TWSP away!

*Escapes*

That'll be $12 million to advertise please.

MiG-21 Fishbed,ZPU-4,UAZ-469,Ural-4320,MiG-23,Mi-8 HIP, Mil-24D Hind,Su-25 Frogfoot, MiG-25, Vz. 61 (If you have it I didn't see it and I'm sorry), MiG-29 Fulcrum.

We have been stockpiling a few of these to significant amounts for sale, but were unable to locate cheap, large, sources of the Vz. 61, the MiG-29 Fulcrum.

OOC: BUMP:

MiG-21 Fishbed
ZPU-1
ZPU-2
ZPU-4
UAZ-469
Ural-375D
Ural-4320
MiG-23
Mi-8 Hip
Mi-35 Hind-E
Su-25 Frogfoot
MiG-25
EDITS TO CORPORATE ALLIANCE PACKAGES

Wonderful. Just remember to pay us for each pilot or else we don't authorize transportation back until he does. You fee covers: classes including all textbooks and simulator time, food and lodging during their stay in Die Boerstaat. We start with a 3 week, 6 days a week class, on the basics of flight of those 3 aircraft and of their trainer aircraft the Folland Gnat.

They will then move to simulators for 2 months and eventually form squadrons and learn maneuvers in large formations and small formations. Finally there will be a 2 month course where they will start flying the Folland Gnat, then whatever aircraft they will fly.

We also have an interesting situation in Die Boerstaat, if you want, pilots who are more advanced can actually participate in real combat air patrols. This will be free as we are somewhat shorthanded but it requires you to sign waivers freeing us from blame if they die in combat.



Order approved and shipping.

Very good, the funds have been wired. We wish to send some of our pilots into actual combat patrols but only if they are willing to go on them.

Balkans Defense Council

The Balkans Defense Council wishes to purchase the following:

1,000 ZPU-4s = $2,750,000
400 UAZ-469s = $4,800,000
600 Ural-4320s = $12,000,000
200 BTR-152s = $35,000,000
100 Mi-35 Hind-Es = $275,000,000
400 MiG-21PFM Fishbed-Fs = $2,000,000,000
50 MiG-25P Foxbats = $325,000,000
50 Su-25UTGs = $600,000,000

Total = $3,254,550,000

Funds have been wired to your account.

Balkans Defense Council

Very good, the funds have been wired. We wish to send some of our pilots into actual combat patrols but only if they are willing to go on them.

Balkans Defense Council

We are sending out waivers to the pilots to see if they will participate.

Your order has been approved.

The Democratic Empire would like to purchase the following:

Kraven Capitol Police DNA: 2,000,000 USDs
Hacking Kit x100: 7,500 USDs
Imitation Kraven Battle Armor x100: 3,500,000 USDs
Crusader Battle Armor x100: 1,220,000 USDs
Complete Confidentiality Bribe: 5,000,000 USDs
Total: 8,577,500 USDs

The money will be wired upon confirmation.

The Democratic Empire would like to purchase the following:

Kraven Capitol Police DNA: 2,000,000 USDs
Hacking Kit x100: 7,500 USDs
Imitation Kraven Battle Armor x100: 3,500,000 USDs
Crusader Battle Armor x100: 1,220,000 USDs
Complete Confidentiality Bribe: 5,000,000 USDs
Total: 8,577,500 USDs

The money will be wired upon confirmation.

Order approved, transaction records canceled and deleted from server. Shipping.

BUMP:
Israeli Small Arms now available.
New Naval Category:
Interdiction Craft:
Super Dvora Mk-III

BUMP:
IAI Kfir C2 is an Israeli-built all-weather, multi-role combat aircraft.

Enjoy.

The USSNB Military would like to order 250,000 VSS 'Vintorez' Silenced Sniper Rifles, 2,000,000 Nagant Model 1895, 250,000 Kalashnikov PKM, 20,000 AGS-30, 3,000 Super Dvora Mk-III. The total comes out to $4,317,750,000 which has been wired to you in advance as usual.

The USSNB Military would like to order 250,000 VSS 'Vintorez' Silenced Sniper Rifles, 2,000,000 Nagant Model 1895, 250,000 Kalashnikov PKM, 20,000 AGS-30, 3,000 Super Dvora Mk-III. The total comes out to $4,317,750,000 which has been wired to you in advance as usual.

Order approved and shipping.

The USSNB Military would like to make an order for 15,000 LV-08 Boar Scout Cars, 2,000,000 Katana Corperation Promotional Katanas, and 250,000 Sa-18. The total comes out to $4,441,250,000 which has been wired to you in advance as always.

The USSNB Military would like to make an order for 15,000 LV-08 Boar Scout Cars, 2,000,000 Katana Corperation Promotional Katanas, and 250,000 Sa-18. The total comes out to $4,441,250,000 which has been wired to you in advance as always.

Only 2000 LV-08 Boar Scout Cars are available to purchase, see if the Soviet Bloc still sells them. Don't mention this eh?

Order approved and shipping.

Bump

Agent Orange and Agent Blue are now available for your defoliation needs.

Bump.

The United Socialist States of Cautetan would like to place an order for:

30xMFI-9B MiniCOIN Aircraft (Sweden)
$45,000 US each, total cost 1,350,000$.
5000xFlak Jacket (Mafia)
$240 US each, total cost 1,200,000$.

Total cost: 1,550,000$

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 7,000 Folland Gnat Ground Attack Aircraft and 4 Pathfinder Dreadnaughts. The total comes out to $23,850,000,000 which has been wired to you in advance.

The United Socialist States of Cautetan would like to place an order for:

30xMFI-9B MiniCOIN Aircraft (Sweden)
$45,000 US each, total cost 1,350,000$.
5000xFlak Jacket (Mafia)
$240 US each, total cost 1,200,000$.

Total cost: 1,550,000$

In accordance with our policy on helping new nations, we have dropped your order to only 2 million US. Order shipping.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase 7,000 Folland Gnat Ground Attack Aircraft and 4 Pathfinder Dreadnaughts. The total comes out to $23,850,000,000 which has been wired to you in advance.

Order approved and shipping.

BUMP:
Rearranging of Aircraft Section
-Added Po-2 Light Biplane
-Added Mi-14 Naval Helicopter
New Package in Section 7:
-Added Pelagic Escort Package.

The USSNB Military would like to purchase the production rights for the following items:
Type 87 82mm Mortar
RPG-29 Rocket Launcher
AT-7
Sa-14
ZPU-4
Sa-2
Dassault Mirage III
Hong H-5 Light Bomber
Scud-D
Once a price is given, the required money will be wired to you without delay.

Hey Leaf! Got another order comming through the pipes.

10,000 HT-50 Heavy Transoprts - $850,000,000

1,000 F-14 Tomcats - $10,000,000,000

10 NW-590 Tactical Nuclear Warheads - $1,500,000,000

The USSNB Military would like to purchase the production rights for the following items:
Type 87 82mm Mortar
RPG-29 Rocket Launcher
AT-7
Sa-14
ZPU-4
Sa-2
Dassault Mirage III
Hong H-5 Light Bomber
Scud-D
Once a price is given, the required money will be wired to you without delay.

Production Rights aren't given from us as we don't own them. Many of these weapons we don't manufacture. Sorry to disappoint you.

Hey Leaf! Got another order comming through the pipes.

10,000 HT-50 Heavy Transoprts - $850,000,000

1,000 F-14 Tomcats - $10,000,000,000

10 NW-590 Tactical Nuclear Warheads - $1,500,000,000

Order approved and shipping.

Could you then send us the blueprints? We will pay well for those. Just give us an amount and we will wire the money to you.

Could you then send us the blueprints? We will pay well for those. Just give us an amount and we will wire the money to you.

We can only obtain the blueprints for the Scud-D, SA-2, SA-14, AT-7, and the Hong H-5 Light Bomber. We'll charge $100 million US for them. They will also include the blueprints for the machinery that will build them.

BUMP:
-NEW AIRCRAFT CARRIERS LAWL
-Added Forrestal Class Supercarrier
-Added Vikrant class Carrier
-Added Clemenceau Class Carrier
-Added Invincible Class Escort Carrier

You have yourself a deal. The money has been wired.

You have yourself a deal. The money has been wired.

Order approved wiring plans.

OOC: The plans have been subtely altered so certain bolts have been moved around and a different internal gyroscope position. Call it insurance.

Nothing that would affect the performance, we just want to track resales of our equipment for marketing reasons. We are doing it for all things sold, just to watch our equipment disseminate throughout the market. Standard marketing procedure.

15% off for all rebel movements that make a purchase in the next 24 hours.

Bump.

We would like to place an order for,

500x M48A3 Pattons = $425,000,000
300 x M113 APCs = $195,000,000
20x F-4 Phantoms = $177,000,000

Total =$797,000,000

*$739,865,148.75 will be wired now, they rrest will be wired soon, feel free to hold the amount of merchandise necisary until full payment is recieved.

The USSNB Military would like to make an order for 50,000 Cigarette Boats and 5 Pathfinder Class Super Dreds. The total comes out to $42,000,000,000 which has been wired to you in advance.

[ENCRYPTED MESSAGE]

TO: The Leafanistani Mafia
FROM: The Avisronite Central Intelligence Agency [ACID]

We're preparing to arm an insurgency. We would like to make the following purchase.

16000 AK-103 Assault Rifles
42 Kraven Tactical Nuclear Weapons

The final price comes to 47,255.6 billion Universal Standard Dollars. This bill will be paid in the Aveo.

Thank you.

[END]

We would like to place an order for,

500x M48A3 Pattons = $425,000,000
300 x M113 APCs = $195,000,000
20x F-4 Phantoms = $177,000,000

Total =$797,000,000

*$739,865,148.75 will be wired now, they rrest will be wired soon, feel free to hold the amount of merchandise necisary until full payment is recieved.

Order confirmed and we are shipping.

The USSNB Military would like to make an order for 50,000 Cigarette Boats and 5 Pathfinder Class Super Dreds. The total comes out to $42,000,000,000 which has been wired to you in advance.

Order confirmed and we like to remind the USSNB Military that the Pathfinder is actually just a dreadnought, not a superdreadnought.

[ENCRYPTED MESSAGE]

TO: The Leafanistani Mafia
FROM: The Avisronite Central Intelligence Agency [ACID]

We're preparing to arm an insurgency. We would like to make the following purchase.

16000 AK-103 Assault Rifles
42 Kraven Tactical Nuclear Weapons

The final price comes to 47,255.6 billion Universal Standard Dollars. This bill will be paid in the Aveo.

Thank you.

[END]

Order approved, however we like to recommend the I-58 and AR-550 which are meant to be supplied to such insurgencies.

The I-58 is easy to use, easy to learn, comes with pictoral instructions and is used to kill enemy soldiers to take their weapons and as an emergency weapon.

The AR-550 is short, low in recoil, uses a very common cartridge (5.56/5.45), and due to its polymer construction, very light.

And to help arm such insurgencies we wish to inform you that 82mm Mortars, Designated Marksmen Rifles, Rocket Propelled Grenades, Bomb Kits, all of these are present in today's successful insurgencies.

[END]

BUMP:
-Added F-37 Nemesis Eurasian Fighter, the new advanced fighter
-Added SA-8 Gecko Short-Range Low-Altitude Tactical Air Defense System

Order confirmed and we are shipping.



Order confirmed and we like to remind the USSNB Military that the Pathfinder is actually just a dreadnought, not a superdreadnought.



Order approved, however we like to recommend the I-58 and AR-550 which are meant to be supplied to such insurgencies.

The I-58 is easy to use, easy to learn, comes with pictoral instructions and is used to kill enemy soldiers to take their weapons and as an emergency weapon.

The AR-550 is short, low in recoil, uses a very common cartridge (5.56/5.45), and due to its polymer construction, very light.

And to help arm such insurgencies we wish to inform you that 82mm Mortars, Designated Marksmen Rifles, Rocket Propelled Grenades, Bomb Kits, all of these are present in today's successful insurgencies.

[END]

[ENCRYPTED MESSAGE]

TO: The Leafanistani Mafia
FROM: The Avisronite Central Intelligence Division [ACID]

If it would be possible, we would like to cancel the order of AK-103's. Instead, we would like to purchase 16,000 AR-550's.

We thank you for your assistance. We haven't armed an insurgency before, so we are quite clueless.

However, at this time, we will hold off on purchasing anything else. We want to see how much of a resistance is left after 42 tactical nuclear strikes.

[END]

[OOC: How many AR-550's do you think I could fit on a single cigarette boat - A remote-controlled cigarette boat.]

OOC: *Smacks self in head* thats why they were so cheap

[OOC: How many AR-550's do you think I could fit on a single cigarette boat - A remote-controlled cigarette boat.]

OOC: Probably only around 70 or so, if you remove the gun mounts, seats and nearly everything else, you can probably cram about 150 of them into it.

Your order has been approved. Lets say I go to war because of a misunderstanding between governments will you support me navally?

Official Dominion of Vetaka Diplomatic Message:

To: Universal Exports
From: VDF High Command

Subject: Eurafighter F-37C

The Dominion of Vetaka is currently looking to replace its Aircraft Carrier Based Airforce with a new modern carrier fighter. We are currently putting different Aircraft on trial within out Fleet to see how they perform as a result we would like to purchase 5 Eurafighter F-37C to trial within the Fleet.

Should the Eurafighter be sucessful in our trials. The Dominion of Vetaka would be looking to purchase a total of 350 over a period of 3 Years is this possible.

Wiring the Relevant funds now.

Yours VDF Supreme Operational Commander Jonathon Stone

OOC: *Smacks self in head* thats why they were so cheap

Superdreadnoughts will be an interesting item on the black market. Outdated Dreadnoughts would be here. The government believes they were scrapped.

The Most Serene Republic of Dub Blunt Land wishes to make a purchase of the following -
2 Long Island class escort carriers - 70,000,000
10 MiG 25P Foxbat A - 65,000,000
25 Kg of pure U-235 - 1,875,000
100 Kg of cocaine - 2,500,000
20 Kg of heroin - 1,000,000

A total of $140,375,000 will be wired upon confirmation.

Order approved.

Official Dominion of Vetaka Diplomatic Message:

To: Universal Exports
From: VDF High Command

Subject: Eurafighter F-37C

The Dominion of Vetaka is currently looking to replace its Aircraft Carrier Based Airforce with a new modern carrier fighter. We are currently putting different Aircraft on trial within out Fleet to see how they perform as a result we would like to purchase 5 Eurafighter F-37C to trial within the Fleet.

Should the Eurafighter be sucessful in our trials. The Dominion of Vetaka would be looking to purchase a total of 350 over a period of 3 Years is this possible.

Wiring the Relevant funds now.

Yours VDF Supreme Operational Commander Jonathon Stone

Order approved and shipping.

Lets say I go to war because of a misunderstanding between governments will you support me navally?

[OOC: It depends. The LFA wouldn't jump into a war it didn't think it could win, and it most definately wouldn't jump into a war if it had no reason. If the Mafia could offer some sort of... incentive... the LFA would be more willing.]

The Armed Republic of Aurum Domus is looking to replace its line of M16 series assault rifles with the AK series, we were turned down when we tried to buy directly from the Soviets so therefore we would like to order the following:

50,000x AK-103s

30,000x GP-30 underbarrel grenade launcher

10,000x PKM

53 million will be wired upon confirmation of order.

[OOC: It depends. The LFA wouldn't jump into a war it didn't think it could win, and it most definately wouldn't jump into a war if it had no reason. If the Mafia could offer some sort of... incentive... the LFA would be more willing.]

OOC: It isn't the Mafia, though the Mafia might pay you off or insert 'escorts' into your nation to 'convince' members of your government to do it. The Glorious Republic is under attack for using a 'Typhoon class Submarine' to sink a Londim Destroyer.

First it was a CA sponsored hit using a tiny Amur class Submarine done by the Mafia, though they have accused the Glorious Republic because an oil tanker was venting itself nearby.

I am working on getting SONAR readings so I can prove it was an Amur, but if it comes to fighting terms, the Leafanistani Navy can muster 10,000 ships. The Coast Guard will probably commit a 1,000 small cutters. And the People's Navy can muster a small littoral force and probably help man the Coastal Artillery.

If it comes to blows, I'll probably call in favors in the Sovereign League, and we will most likely win. You'll win the trust of the Glorious Republic and favors for years to come.

The Armed Republic of Aurum Domus is looking to replace its line of M16 series assault rifles with the AK series, we were turned down when we tried to buy directly from the Soviets so therefore we would like to order the following:

50,000x AK-103s

30,000x GP-30 underbarrel grenade launcher

10,000x PKM

53 million will be wired upon confirmation of order.

Order approved and trust us, those capitalistic communists are nothing but hypocrites. At least we are honest with who we are, the World Soviet Party rigs its weapons against its users.

Mafia Goon Package

Create your very own army of Mafia-esque goons, and the kit comes with a dozen coloured bandannas so you can identify your side easily. Enjoy.

1 x FMK-3 Submachine Gun
1 x R-38 Revolver
1 x Flak Jacket
1 x Standard Mafia Outfit

$600 US each

Insurgency Package

Finally a simple package that will allow you to drive those damned imperialists off your land. Great for being airdropped onto enemy territory, easy to use weapons and cheap too.

1 x Ski Mask
1 x AR-550 Conscript Rifle
1 x Black shirt and black jeans with black belt
1 x Insurgency Kit
1 x Multilingual and Pictoral Instruction Kits (Default languages are Persian, Arabic, French, English, Chinese, and Russian)

Budget Soldier Package

Create an army on a budget. The soldier of the last century, it includes a reasonably effective camouflage and can quickly create a regular army cheaply.

1 x AK-47
1 x R-22
1 x Tigerstripe Camouflage
1 x Flak Jacket
1 x M1 Helmet
2 x Fragmentation Grenades

$2500 US each

Certain groups in Zambistan would like to order 500 of the above packages, and would like them to be air dropped over the "Sandy Desert" area of Zambistan if possible. The money will be wired upon confirmation of the shipment actually reaching Zambistan.

Thank you very much and we agree.

OOC: It isn't the Mafia, though the Mafia might pay you off or insert 'escorts' into your nation to 'convince' members of your government to do it. The Glorious Republic is under attack for using a 'Typhoon class Submarine' to sink a Londim Destroyer.

First it was a CA sponsored hit using a tiny Amur class Submarine done by the Mafia, though they have accused the Glorious Republic because an oil tanker was venting itself nearby.

I am working on getting SONAR readings so I can prove it was an Amur, but if it comes to fighting terms, the Leafanistani Navy can muster 10,000 ships. The Coast Guard will probably commit a 1,000 small cutters. And the People's Navy can muster a small littoral force and probably help man the Coastal Artillery.

If it comes to blows, I'll probably call in favors in the Sovereign League, and we will most likely win. You'll win the trust of the Glorious Republic and favors for years to come.

[OOC: If the LFA could get the trust of the Republic and some more short term favors, you might just be able to count on some anti-shipping operations...]

Thank you very much and we agree.

Aurum Domus had angered the wrong people. How could those poor fools know that the shipment would be rigged. That the ship sitting in their waters was an expensive automated freighter stolen from an Confederate Port years ago.

What fools, when they boarded they triggered an infrared beam hidden on the side of the deck. It triggered a rare item in the black market. A series of 15 Megaton devices, 6 of them, arranged in the Star of David, would create an overlapping shockwave far more powerful than the sum of their parts. Nearly 100 megatons greater than the Tsar Bomba.

But where did they get it? It was a gift from the Corporate Alliance, for the audacity of Aurum Domus for even thinking they would attack the host of their oil field. There was nearly a billion dollars of oil at the current price, well worth it to probably cripple Aurum Domus's port.

Only 4 minutes later, when they opened the first crate did their world turn to nothingness. And there was light, the light of a thousand suns, and the beginning of something wonderful.

Certain groups in Zambistan would like to order 500 of the above packages, and would like them to be air dropped over the "Sandy Desert" area of Zambistan if possible. The money will be wired upon confirmation of the shipment actually reaching Zambistan.

OOC: Do I actually have to RP this or can I just say:

IC: Order confirmed and shipping.

OOC: go ahead and say it, but next time if you would like to rp it you could skirmish with some border guards or maybe even an opposing gang.

OOC: go ahead and say it, but next time if you would like to rp it you could skirmish with some border guards or maybe even an opposing gang.

OOC: Usually I get linked to another thread or something.