NationStates Jolt Archive

Sorry, these are not my good pants, but Steinbrech is willing to settle for sending $1.2 million to HK and who may have opened the non-bomb fruit bomb.

Similiarly, $2.1 million is going to Leafanistani Arms and Government.

(Can we keep this hushed up, please, a war is starting and we're in it! [both of us])

OOC: 1.25 pounds. Last I checked, that is 2.5 times .5. And do not forget that closets vary in size, and, clothes can create buffers.

All Leafanistani Trials are public and the matters settled out of court are private. It is up to the discretion of Heckler und Koch to release these proceedings as public or keep them private. We accept your offer.

OOC: Still not my good pants.

IC: Thank you.

are mechs acceptable for PMT?

are mechs acceptable for PMT?

OOC: Technically Mechs are MT, from some crazy in the US. Whoo! He actually built a mech, with any sort of serious research it could be real. And he did sell one of his mechs on Ebay.

so like combat mechs, with like machine guns and missles, with a person operating it inside(not radio control or whatever)

Building underground is a challenge, and will require you building the necessary above ground facilities to supply everything for them underground. And will these be built into mountains? Mines? Or do we have to dig a hole first, we'll start shipping the remaining items. We need to know the details first though. Thank you.

The factories are to be built into mountains, one of the ranges is near coastline while the other is in the middle of a desert.

Dear Arms Dealer,

Once more, it is the USSEA Minister of Defense you are in contact with. After buying a Carrier Battle Fleet Package from your rival corporation DMG Military Industries, we realized we did not have enough materials for a naval harbor. Instead of keep on gathering resources while our ships rusted in civilian dry-docks doing nothing, we humbly request if you accept our contract. The money shall be wired to you.

Sincerely,
His Excellency
USSEA Minister of Defense

P.S. How's our Airbase Package going?

so like combat mechs, with like machine guns and missles, with a person operating it inside(not radio control or whatever)

A person sits inside of it and through a series of gryoscopes and fly-by-wire systems it will walk and point its arms. Though it is unweildy. But we'll try. We have civilian models made by the company "Power Suits" that we'll start purchasing enmasse. They are orginally about 4 m tall and 1.9 m wide. And can lift about a ton or two. Mostly used for construction work in hazardous environments. We'll get to work.

The factories are to be built into mountains, one of the ranges is near coastline while the other is in the middle of a desert.

While the mountain contract will be cheaper (only an extra $15 million US) the desert contract will be a lot more dangerous and expensive ($35 million US), do you accept our terms?

Dear Arms Dealer,

Once more, it is the USSEA Minister of Defense you are in contact with. After buying a Carrier Battle Fleet Package from your rival corporation DMG Military Industries, we realized we did not have enough materials for a naval harbor. Instead of keep on gathering resources while our ships rusted in civilian dry-docks doing nothing, we humbly request if you accept our contract. The money shall be wired to you.

Sincerely,
His Excellency
USSEA Minister of Defense

We'll accept the contract and ready our personnel. We await payment.

We'll accept the contract and ready our personnel. We await payment.
Check your telegrams

Will do champ! Sorta Bump.

I have recieved nothing! Nothing!

In order to boost our small tank force:

5000 AVT-90M Main Battle Tank PACKAGES

510 billion USD

[QUOTE=Leafanistan]While the mountain contract will be cheaper (only an extra $15 million US) the desert contract will be a lot more dangerous and expensive ($35 million US), do you accept our terms?

Yes. Money wired upon confirmation.

The Falastine High Command has decided that it will purchase:

4000 UH-60 Black Hawk Helicopters - 72,000 million [painted in desert tan color]

Regards,
Ahmed El-Kadeer
Defence Minister
Falastine High Command

We'll place an order for 1 full Tungsten Needle Microsatellite systems, $10,000,000,000 has been wired.

In order to boost our small tank force:

5000 AVT-90M Main Battle Tank PACKAGES

510 billion USD

We are shipping as fast as humanly possible, crazy....

4000 UH-60 Black Hawk Helicopters - 72,000 million [painted in desert tan color]

We are shippnig, thank you.

We'll place an order for 1 full Tungsten Needle Microsatellite systems, $10,000,000,000 has been wired.

We are shipping, thank you.

Please ship 5000 of those tanks we recently purchased to Saharistan.

Scamptca Prime wishes to order an Instant Embassy for $76 million. Money to be wired upon conformation.

Scamptca Prime wishes to order an Instant Embassy for $76 million. Money to be wired upon conformation.

We are shipping. And we wish to inquire about renting your signature space, we'll give you guns, lots of guns. Thank you.

Please ship 5000 of those tanks we recently purchased to Saharistan.

We are shipping from our Tank Reserve to meet your order.

Though the Republic of Tetanne has no defense budget as yet, we are most interested in the products you have available for sale here. We wish to inquire about your Emergency Economic Aid discount, as well as your recommendations of various vehicles/vessels/packages for our still-forming military. We are not landlocked, and thus require naval vessels in addition to an army and air force. We thank you for your time.

To increase basic air security, we would like to order 2000 F15 Eagles.

37.4 billion USD

On an upcoming battle for our nation we would like to purchase:


100 HWPTs
20 Anti-shipping variant
20 IFV variant
30 Kornet Anti-Tank Guided Missile variants
10 C4 Models
8 SSM models
12 88mm variant

and a Cold Infantry Division Package.

Cost: 3,030,000,000
Payment will automaticly be wired on recieving shipments.

To increase basic air security, we would like to order 2000 F15 Eagles.

37.4 billion USD

We are shipping from our CDF reserve to meet your order on schedule. Thank you.

On an upcoming battle for our nation we would like to purchase:


100 HWPTs
20 Anti-shipping variant
20 IFV variant
30 Kornet Anti-Tank Guided Missile variants
10 C4 Models
8 SSM models
12 88mm variant

and a Cold Infantry Division Package.

Cost: 3,030,000,000
Payment will automaticly be wired on recieving shipments.

We are shipping, and to help the war efforts we are giving you a $1,030,000,000 rebate. Thank you.

Though the Republic of Tetanne has no defense budget as yet, we are most interested in the products you have available for sale here. We wish to inquire about your Emergency Economic Aid discount, as well as your recommendations of various vehicles/vessels/packages for our still-forming military. We are not landlocked, and thus require naval vessels in addition to an army and air force. We thank you for your time.

OOC: Weird, your registration date is jumping from Sept, to Aug, maybe I'm just crazy.

Building a balanced military is a hard thing. My Mechnized Division Package will set you up, and I'll get my naval packages going. Check back soon.

Encrypted Communique

From: The Office of the DCI

We are once again engaging in a Monitgnac-type situation, and friendly insurgent forces require our aid. Therefore, we require 5 Guerrilla Warfare Packages, to be covertly shipped to the city of Prachanda in Mengistua (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=441629). $825 million to be wired upon confirmation.

Of course, we must insist that there be no evidence of any connections between us and this shipment, as we have officially declared neutrality in the conflict. We thank you for your assistance.

End Encrypted Communique

[OOC: If you could briefly pop into that thread and RP the delivery of the goods, kind of like how Bonstock did with my purchases for the Monitgnac rebels, that'd be awesome. Thanks, Leaf.]

Encrypted Communique

From: The Office of the DCI

We are once again engaging in a Monitgnac-type situation, and friendly insurgent forces require our aid. Therefore, we require 5 Guerrilla Warfare Packages, to be covertly shipped to the city of Prachanda in Mengistua (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=441629). $825 million to be wired upon confirmation.

Of course, we must insist that there be no evidence of any connections between us and this shipment, as we have officially declared neutrality in the conflict. We thank you for your assistance.

End Encrypted Communique

[OOC: If you could briefly pop into that thread and RP the delivery of the goods, kind of like how Bonstock did with my purchases for the Monitgnac rebels, that'd be awesome. Thanks, Leaf.]


Encrypted Communique

Delta Oscar November Echo

[END]

Encrypted Communique

From: The Office of the DCI

We are once again engaging in a Monitgnac-type situation, and friendly insurgent forces require our aid. Therefore, we require 5 Guerrilla Warfare Packages, to be covertly shipped to the city of Prachanda in Mengistua (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=441629). $825 million to be wired upon confirmation.

Of course, we must insist that there be no evidence of any connections between us and this shipment, as we have officially declared neutrality in the conflict. We thank you for your assistance.

End Encrypted Communique

[OOC: If you could briefly pop into that thread and RP the delivery of the goods, kind of like how Bonstock did with my purchases for the Monitgnac rebels, that'd be awesome. Thanks, Leaf.]


Encrypted Communique

Delta Oscar November Echo

[END]

The People's Republic of Kudlastan is interested in purchasing 30 Academy Class patrol boats for undisclosed operations involving commercial shipping. Sky blue is the preferred colour.
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Regards

Admiral von Martiz, Kudlastan Naval Bureau.

The People's Republic of Kudlastan is interested in purchasing 30 Academy Class patrol boats for undisclosed operations involving commercial shipping. Sky blue is the preferred colour.
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Regards

Admiral von Martiz, Kudlastan Naval Bureau.

We understand, we await payment before shipping. We are painting as you speak. Thank you.

The kingdom of Hevena is interested in purchasing one Thermal Deploymerization Plant for 40 million in USD.

The kingdom of Hevena is interested in purchasing one Thermal Deploymerization Plant for 40 million in USD.

We know, we are shipping. Thank you.

The Empire of Magestic kiwi would like to purchase some things from your esteemed dealership.
1 Anti-Tank package
6M
10,00 KF-1 Package
3.3M
10,00 AR-550 Package
1.5M
300 5 ton Trucks
21M
100 BTR 80 APCs
35M
10 MD-530 Helicopters
7M
10 AH-05 Spike Helicopters
11M
10 UH-60 Black Hawk Helicopters
16M
________________________
Total: 100.8 Million
Thank you, Money will be wired upon confirmation.
sincerely,
Kiw Fru
Commander-in-Chief, MK Armed Forces

The Empire of Magestic kiwi would like to purchase some things from your esteemed dealership.
1 Anti-Tank package
6M
10,00 KF-1 Package
3.3M
10,00 AR-550 Package
1.5M
300 5 ton Trucks
21M
100 BTR 80 APCs
35M
10 MD-530 Helicopters
7M
10 AH-05 Spike Helicopters
11M
10 UH-60 Black Hawk Helicopters
16M
________________________
Total: 100.8 Million
Thank you, Money will be wired upon confirmation.
sincerely,
Kiw Fru
Commander-in-Chief, MK Armed Forces

While your notation is odd, we understand and your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

*money wired*
OOC: how so? im sorry if it annoyed u.
IC:
Thank you very much Leafistan, your dealership is as good as it is reputed to be.
Kiw Fru
CinC MKARF

*money wired*
OOC: how so? im sorry if it annoyed u.
IC:
Thank you very much Leafistan, your dealership is as good as it is reputed to be.
Kiw Fru
CinC MKARF

OOC: Its kinda weird looking 10,00 KF-1 Package makes my head hurt.

We are shipping.

OOC:Ok, i will remember that next time. sorry about the headache

I need a platform for anti-satellite systems.

200 MiG-25G Foxbat-G Mach 3 Interceptor's

4.59 Billion USD

I need a platform for anti-satellite systems.

200 MiG-25G Foxbat-G Mach 3 Interceptor's

4.59 Billion USD

We understand, we are shipping. Thank you.

We understand, we await payment before shipping. We are painting as you speak. Thank you.

$360 million will be transferred to your account within the next 5 days, thank you for the prompt service

$360 million will be transferred to your account within the next 5 days, thank you for the prompt service

No problem, you know our motto: "Some call it chaos, some call it disorder, we call it profit." Wait, that has nothing to do with prompt service, its more a devil's advocate thing isn't it? Oh well.

OOC: This one is from Almaan.

IC: El Almaan praises Leafanistan and hopes the Leafanistani Arms Company will help us with their astounding weaponry and selection.

The Armed Republic of El Almaan (oddly enough, a terror organization) wishes to purchase 2x AR-550 'Conscript' assault rifle packages, and one Assault Rifle package, 7.62mm AK-104's.

These are to be shipped to the Borderlands of the accursed cheese and cheese exports in Steinbrech. If it is possible, we wish them to be airdropped on to coordinates provided below.

Coordinates, coordinates, make 'em up, ANYWHERE NOT NEAR THEIR TROOPS!!!

$3.5 million wired on confirmation, an extra 500,000 dollars (total of $4 mil) if delivered in 1 week.

Thank you.

From, El Almaani High Command

OOC: This one is from Almaan.

IC: El Almaan praises Leafanistan and hopes the Leafanistani Arms Company will help us with their astounding weaponry and selection.

The Armed Republic of El Almaan (oddly enough, a terror organization) wishes to purchase 2x AR-550 'Conscript' assault rifle packages, and one Assault Rifle package, 7.62mm AK-104's.

These are to be shipped to the Borderlands of the accursed cheese and cheese exports in Steinbrech. If it is possible, we wish them to be airdropped on to coordinates provided below.

Coordinates, coordinates, make 'em up, ANYWHERE NOT NEAR THEIR TROOPS!!!

$3.5 million wired on confirmation, an extra 500,000 dollars (total of $4 mil) if delivered in 1 week.

Thank you.

From, El Almaani High Command

Encrypted Response

We can't really say this but, we aren't allowed to sell to terror organization (Homeland Security and what not), but I believe there is a http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=442197 that might serve you better.

NEW ITEM: Type 40 "Revolver" MRLS

Bump

What does MRLS stand for? Medium Range Launcher System? Multi Rocket Launcher System?

What does MRLS stand for? Medium Range Launcher System? Multi Rocket Launcher System?

OOC: I'm sorry: Multiple Rocket Launch System, this is a revolving type, similar to the revolving Russian VLS on ships and such.

Encrypted Response

We can't really say this but, we aren't allowed to sell to terror organization (Homeland Security and what not), but I believe there is a http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=442197 that might serve you better.

OOC: Not the right pants.
FROM EL ALMAAN

IC: Aww, dang. Thanks for the tip, though, I'll check it out.

(Oh, by the way, we have taken small amounts of arms from this company. HAHAHAHAHA! [do not take it personnaly, it is just business, we steal from most storefronts.])

Torontia need a few hundered long range nuclear ICBMs!

Can you give as a package deal on nukes.

OOC: Sorry, now my good pants.

IC: Your link. Ha, ha very funny. *sarcasm thick statement*

Torontia need a few hundered long range nuclear ICBMs!

Can you give as a package deal on nukes.

We don't give package deals on nukes, and you aren't exactly a Leafanistani friendly nation.

Bumpity bump bump BUMP!

We'll place an order for:
3 Full Tungsten Needle MicroSatellite Sets ($30,000,000)
1 AAA Package ($1,100,000,000)
The total comes to $31,100,000,000. The money has been wired, have a nice day.

We'll place an order for:
3 Full Tungsten Needle MicroSatellite Sets ($30,000,000)
1 AAA Package ($1,100,000,000)
The total comes to $31,100,000,000. The money has been wired, have a nice day.

We are shipping, thank you.

I feel like buying again.

We wish to purchase 5 AR-550 'Conscript' rifle packages, for the total of 7.5 million dollars.

For those El Almaan terror idiocracies.
As soon as I get back to destroying them.

I feel like buying again.

We wish to purchase 5 AR-550 'Conscript' rifle packages, for the total of 7.5 million dollars.

For those El Almaan terror idiocracies.
As soon as I get back to destroying them.

We'll ship them immediately. Thank you.

Solution to Oil Problems/Thermal Deploymerization Plant

Thermal depolymerization (TDP) is a process for the reduction of complex organic materials (usually waste products of various sorts, often known as biomass) into light crude oil. It mimics the natural geological processes thought to be involved in the production of fossil fuels. Under pressure and heat, long chain polymers of hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon decompose into short-chain petroleum hydrocarbons with a maximum length of around 18 carbons. You too can turn all your garbage into cheap oil!

Plastic bottles
Oil 70 %
Gas 16 %
Carbon solids 6 %
Water 8 %
Turkey offal
Oil 39 %
Gas 6 %
Carbon solids 5 %
Water 50 %
Sewage sludge
Oil 26 %
Gas 9 %
Carbon solids 8 %
Water 57 %
Medical waste
Oil 65 %
Gas 10 %
Carbon solids 5 %
Water 20 %

And with this oil becomes only $35 a barrel! Astonishing! Order today!

Only $40 million and we build you a thermal depolymerization plant and teach you how to build more!


we would like two of these we are also a Legue of soverent nation(sp)(LSN)member so do i get 15% off?


total: 34 million USD

BUMP for UC-16 and the UC-16 upgrade package. Only available to tokera or SWC nations.

we would like two of these we are also a Legue of soverent nation(sp)(LSN)member so do i get 15% off?


total: 34 million USD

You do, we await payment. Thank you.

The money is wired.

The money is wired.

Thank you for shopping with us.

This may seem kind of stupid, but I have some questions:
May we make substitutions? (i.e., Stinger for HN-5, AT-4 or Javelin for RPG, it is because I am highly pro-American equipment)
May we request add-ons, not like features, just separate stuff? (i.e., M203 and/or bayonet to go with M16)

I also have several package ideas. Such as-
Desert Infantry
Woodland/Forest Infantry
Light and/or Superlight or Ultralight Infantry
Urban Infantry

And finally, this is just thrown out there, could you please put out more Colt and Beretta products?

Bump for Barbour Resupply/Convoy Ships.

Yeah Leaf, i've got an idea for ya, kinda goes on the "Urban Infantry."

Make a "Urban Assault" package, using some new vehicles and stuff (a new urban assault vehicle?) and maybe a new gun, the offer those units serperatly as well.

This may seem kind of stupid, but I have some questions:
May we make substitutions? (i.e., Stinger for HN-5, AT-4 or Javelin for RPG, it is because I am highly pro-American equipment)
May we request add-ons, not like features, just separate stuff? (i.e., M203 and/or bayonet to go with M16)

I also have several package ideas. Such as-
Desert Infantry
Woodland/Forest Infantry
Light and/or Superlight or Ultralight Infantry
Urban Infantry

And finally, this is just thrown out there, could you please put out more Colt and Beretta products?

We plan for the Ultralight Infantry to be called the Airborne Division package. As for substitutions we can purchase them from a known supplier but it'll cost an extra $10 million to obtain them. The grenade launchers and bayonets costs an extra $430 US per unit.

We try to be simple.

We plan for the Ultralight Infantry to be called the Airborne Division package. As for substitutions we can purchase them from a known supplier but it'll cost an extra $10 million to obtain them. The grenade launchers and bayonets costs an extra $430 US per unit.

We try to be simple.
Thanks.

The reason I asked, I have 25 different kinds of infantry and SOF in my army, not counting armor or cavalry or artillery or support... and more in Navy and AF and Marine units.

Including a Colt Infantry, where the only non-Colt weapons are the M9's and missile launchers.

I need lots of American weapons to supply these troops.

OOC: I HATE AK-47 FAMILY OF WEAPONS!!!!!

The reason I asked, I have 25 different kinds of infantry and SOF in my army, not counting armor or cavalry or artillery or support... and more in Navy and AF and Marine units.

Including a Colt Infantry, where the only non-Colt weapons are the M9's and missile launchers.

I need lots of American weapons to supply these troops.

OOC: I HATE AK-47 FAMILY OF WEAPONS!!!!!

OOC: You are insane. The AK and AN Family of weapons are more reliable, cheaper to build, though they are louder and a bit less accurate at extreme ranges. Consolidate your infantry you maniac.

OOC: You are insane. The AK and AN Family of weapons are more reliable, cheaper to build, though they are louder and a bit less accurate at extreme ranges. Consolidate your infantry you maniac.
I just prefer American weapons and don't like AK's.
If you saw the list, then you might understand.

I just prefer American weapons and don't like AK's.
If you saw the list, then you might understand.

OOC: I saw it, I understand, American fetish.

From: The Republic of Torontia

To: Leafanistan

The Republic of Torontia would like to purchase 500 22 Kiloton Faust Strategic Nuclear Weapons.

Torontia wishes to buy them in ICBM form, 1.5 billion USD per ICBM.

TOTAL COST OF PURCHASE: 750 billion USD

Please ship these weapons to the port city of Vancouver.

Money will be wired upon confirmation of the order.

President Vader Tanakis

As allies we ask that you take our advice and refuse to sell to Torontia. As we classify them as a threat to the world. Not to mention that they have repeatedly threatened us. -Lone Alliance

From: The Republic of Torontia

To: Leafanistan

The Republic of Torontia would like to purchase 500 22 Kiloton Faust Strategic Nuclear Weapons.

Torontia wishes to buy them in ICBM form, 1.5 billion USD per ICBM.

TOTAL COST OF PURCHASE: 750 billion USD

Please ship these weapons to the port city of Vancouver.

Money will be wired upon confirmation of the order.

President Vader Tanakis

You aren't exactly a Leafanistani friendly nation, even after we endorsed your presidency. We are afraid we will threaten our current alliances that way. We cannot sell you nuclear arms. We apologize.

The Empire of Magestic Kiwi would like to purchase 4 Indomintable-Class Carriers, An Instant Naval Base, an Instant Airbase, and 25 MiG Foxbat-G Mach 3 Interceptors from your dealership.
The total comes to 8 billion, 675 million USD.
Thank you, Money will be wired upon confirmation.
sincerely,
Kiw Fru
Commander-in-Chief, MK Armed Forces

You do, we await payment. Thank you.



money wired

The Empire of Magestic Kiwi would like to purchase 4 Indomintable-Class Carriers, An Instant Naval Base, an Instant Airbase, and 25 MiG Foxbat-G Mach 3 Interceptors from your dealership.
The total comes to 8 billion, 675 million USD.
Thank you, Money will be wired upon confirmation.
sincerely,
Kiw Fru
Commander-in-Chief, MK Armed Forces

We understand your order has been confirmed, thank you.

*money wired*

TOP SECRET MESSAGE

From: The Republic of Torontia

To: Leafanistan

Torontia would like to purchase the following:

10 Indomitable-Class Aircraft Carriers with aircraft compliments. (10 billion USD)

50 Tango-Class Attack Submarines. (1.5 billion USD)

100 Skate-Class Frigates. (2.5 billion USD)

500 Anti-Tank Packages. (3 billion USD)

100 AVT-90M Main Battle Tank Packages/100 tanks per package. 10,000 MBTs in total. (12 billion USD)

200 BMP-2 APC Packages/100 APCs per package. 20,000 APCs in total. (9 billion USD)

10 Anti-Aircraft Artillery Packages. (5.5 billion USD)

20 Guerilla Warfare Packages. (3.3 billion USD)

8 Luxury Palaces. (6.2 billion USD)

Total cost of items purchased: 53 billion USD

Please send the items/weapons to our port city of Vancouver.

For the Guerrilla Warfare Packages, Torontia would like US made guns/SMGs/MGs and NOT Svoiet designs.

Money will be wired upon confirmation of the purchase.

President Vader Tanakis

bump

(OOC)

C'mon Leafy.

Have enemies wanting to attack me.

I need those weapons.

TOP SECRET MESSAGE

From: The Republic of Torontia

To: Leafanistan

Torontia would like to purchase the following:

10 Indomitable-Class Aircraft Carriers with aircraft compliments. (10 billion USD)

50 Tango-Class Attack Submarines. (1.5 billion USD)

100 Skate-Class Frigates. (2.5 billion USD)

500 Anti-Tank Packages. (3 billion USD)

100 AVT-90M Main Battle Tank Packages/100 tanks per package. 10,000 MBTs in total. (12 billion USD)

200 BMP-2 APC Packages/100 APCs per package. 20,000 APCs in total. (9 billion USD)

10 Anti-Aircraft Artillery Packages. (5.5 billion USD)

20 Guerilla Warfare Packages. (3.3 billion USD)

8 Luxury Palaces. (6.2 billion USD)

Total cost of items purchased: 53 billion USD

Please send the items/weapons to our port city of Vancouver.

For the Guerrilla Warfare Packages, Torontia would like US made guns/SMGs/MGs and NOT Svoiet designs.

Money will be wired upon confirmation of the purchase.

President Vader Tanakis

Encrypted Reply

We understand, and we remind you that you aren't exactly a friendly nation. But if we can sign a mutual non-aggression pact, for me and my allies we can do business. As long as neither of us acts aggressively against any of us, this pact stands and we can do business. Understood?

[END]

(OOC)

Shit! I thought that was only in relation to nukes.

Does it really matter if I called Hal's President a homo who like to 'play' with high school jocks?

Very well, I will make a treat with you to get these weapons.

I was thinking of forming an alliance with you and McKagan, but not Hal as his nation is too idealistic and concerned with nonsense like human rights etc..

Your nation at least only see things in terms of money to be made, thats good diplomacy.

OOC: Uh huh.. Did you know that I'm currently in this Alliance?

(OOC)

Shit! I thought that was only in relation to nukes.

Does it really matter if I called Hal's President a homo who like to 'play' with high school jocks?

Very well, I will make a treat with you to get these weapons.

I was thinking of forming an alliance with you and McKagan, but not Hal as his nation is too idealistic and concerned with nonsense like human rights etc..

Your nation at least only see things in terms of money to be made, thats good diplomacy.

OOC: Actually, tone down the insults, take a lesson in diplomacy, I don't like to deal with people who scream all the time at their enemies, even if its IC. Tell what you beleive to be the truth, but not all of it. Make subtle references, you sound much more clever that way. Don't say everything, don't be proud of genocide, if anyone asks, say they threatened the peace, but don't elaborate. Like how I got away with murdering 2 million people to secure a planet. I made them seem like they were all murderous conscripts and provided proof, in actualality, only 1/3rd of them were murderous conscripts, but I had to secure the area.

As for giving you this stuff, the Republic is falling apart, but since its a closed nation, we don't let it out, expect a Soviet Union type collapse and a sudden bloodly reunification soon. Plan to make an IC post regarding this or what?

are you doing any more focused destruction things soon?

are you doing any more focused destruction things soon?

The problem I can't think of any more. I welcome recommendations and production rights, like The Lone Alliances Ion Cannon.

OOC:PSST! LEAFY!(Can I call you Leafy?) Check your telegrams, its about Frozopia.

are ion cannons PMT?

OOC: I saw it, I understand, American fetish.
OOC: Uhh, okay.

are ion cannons PMT?

Technically all the technology is there, its just a modification of the Ion Engine, it'll just be a huge leap in technology in MT. Its just horrible inefficient now. I mean, NASA don't kill me! EEEE!

Then again, I do say I'm slight PMT on some of my things. Like the Tungsten Needle, so its 2010-ish stuff. I'll call it an Ion Exciter, I can make it so I create a negative differential, and the resulting shockwave would devastate the area.

I think it's time to buy again. How about a Thermal Depol Plant and an AR package (usual M16 5.56mm).

Man, I've spent a fortune here.

I think it's time to buy again. How about a Thermal Depol Plant and an AR package (usual M16 5.56mm).

Man, I've spent a fortune here.

OOC: You've literally made me the richest socialist in my region!

We understand, we are shipping. Thank you.

OOC: Ok seriously, what would happen if I created a powerful negative differenitial in an area. I'm thinking the resulting power flux would work like a directed EMP, shorting all power and electricity would jump all over the place.

Current stats for Ion Exciter.

Space Based Platform, powerful electromagnets create a negative "lens" to focus the negative ions. A positron LASER, is then focused on an area, the ions ride the beam and "excite" the area.

The problem I can't think of any more. I welcome recommendations and production rights, like The Lone Alliances Ion Cannon.
Which will soon be going into Production.

OOC: You've literally made me the richest socialist in my region!

We understand, we are shipping. Thank you.
You're welcome. (What about McKagan, tokera and others?)
Money is wired.

You're welcome. (What about McKagan, tokera and others?)
Money is wired.

OOC: I mean you people, I heart you all.

The Lone Alliance, what are the stats for said weapon, can you 'real'-ize it?

Leaf, i'm seriously considering another 1.5 trillion USD naval order... I love having a mass of Frigates around. I figure that if i'm going up against a superdreadnaught, it can have fun knocking down the 5 thousand frigates it's up against... :p

Leaf, i'm seriously considering another 1.5 trillion USD naval order... I love having a mass of Frigates around. I figure that if i'm going up against a superdreadnaught, it can have fun knocking down the 5 thousand frigates it's up against... :p

OOC: Once I'm done with the stats for my modified Geometry-class Cruisers you shall win. DRONE SHIP! But if you want to go ahead, my Skate and South-sea are both obsolete, and they are now just in reserves.

OOC: Ok seriously, what would happen if I created a powerful negative differenitial in an area. I'm thinking the resulting power flux would work like a directed EMP, shorting all power and electricity would jump all over the place.

Current stats for Ion Exciter.

Space Based Platform, powerful electromagnets create a negative "lens" to focus the negative ions. A positron LASER, is then focused on an area, the ions ride the beam and "excite" the area.

OOC:sounds good, not that i understand any of that but yah...lol just kidding. Yah it sounds feasible but i dont really know much about that kind of stuff.

bump

OOC: Once I'm done with the stats for my modified Geometry-class Cruisers you shall win. DRONE SHIP! But if you want to go ahead, my Skate and South-sea are both obsolete, and they are now just in reserves.

OOC: Obsolete? NEVER.

You see, I like to use my navy kinda old school, so for the South Sea, I can use it 4000 different ways. Besides, all I would have to do to give it a modern twist would be update it's exocet missiles.

Also... "Coast Guard..."

IC:

Upon bringing together a new command structure and unit within IMAF, we are proud to announce our 59.5 billion USD purchase of 2000 UC-16 Red-eye Falcon's.

(OOC: Sorry it took a while, it's a good design, but theres a chance i'll be making my own, so I didn't want to stockpile it yet.)

IC:

Upon bringing together a new command structure and unit within IMAF, we are proud to announce our 59.5 billion USD purchase of 2000 UC-16 Red-eye Falcon's.

(OOC: Sorry it took a while, it's a good design, but theres a chance i'll be making my own, so I didn't want to stockpile it yet.)

And we are shipping the units as fast as possible, expect up to 6 months for delivery.

The Unites States of Pacificaenia wishes to order One (1) Instant Naval Base and One (1) Arms Factories Package (Machineguns in nests and towers being FN Minimis/M249 SAWs, assault rifles being M-16s, and Sungri Scouts of the variety with a mounted Browning M2), for a total of 3.4 Billion US. Payment will be automatically wired upon confirmation.

The Unites States of Pacificaenia wishes to order One (1) Instant Naval Base and One (1) Arms Factories Package (Machineguns in nests and towers being FN Minimis/M249 SAWs, assault rifles being M-16s, and Sungri Scouts of the variety with a mounted Browning M2), for a total of 3.4 Billion US. Payment will be automatically wired upon confirmation.

We are shipping, thank you.

Bump for Ion Exciter Cannon (2010 tech)

The people's Republic of Hurtful Thought (we are actually quite peaceful)
would like to purcase the following, for humanitarian aid purposes of course.

type: 5-ton truck
Cost per unit:
A set of 100 of these trucks is $7 Million US

Will purchase:
100 units, 700 Million USD (10,000 trucks for $700,000,000)

for public transportation purposes.

we have a budget as follows:

Public Transport: $3,256,545,600.00 16%

Greetings,

IMAF wants it's Space Weapons division to be able to engage targets without having to knock deep space satellites of other nations out to ensure the spacecra... weather balloons are unseen. After witnessing their use in Frozopia, we would like to purchase 50 Ion Exciter Cannon's.

Price:

637.5 Billion USD

The people's Republic of Hurtful Thought (we are actually quite peaceful)
would like to purcase the following, for humanitarian aid purposes of course.

type: 5-ton truck
Cost per unit:
A set of 100 of these trucks is $7 Million US

Will purchase:
100 units, 700 Million USD (10,000 trucks for $700,000,000)

for public transportation purposes.

we have a budget as follows:

Public Transport: $3,256,545,600.00 16%

We are shipping. Thank you

Greetings,

IMAF wants it's Space Weapons division to be able to engage targets without having to knock deep space satellites of other nations out to ensure the spacecra... weather balloons are unseen. After witnessing their use in Frozopia, we would like to purchase 50 Ion Exciter Cannon's.

Price:

637.5 Billion USD

At wartime production levels, and to keep prolieferation down, we are limiting to 15 per nation. We shall charge you for 15 and they can be built in 5 years, which means 3 per year. (OOC: I don't want you to have constant fire capability, wankery, we need to limit it.)

(OOC: I don't want you to have constant fire capability, wankery, we need to limit it.)

(OOC: That works, you think like me. I would have had the ability to destroy anything I wanted to, permanatly.)

(OOC: That works, you think like me. I would have had the ability to destroy anything I wanted to, permanatly.)

OOC: Yeah, and limit use, a ballistic missile can take this platform out actually, I purposely didn't give it any defenses, and it can only aim with its Positron LASER, so moving the massive station will be too slow to catch up to a missile. *coughcough*

the tokera would like to purchase 5x Ion Exciter Cannon for a total of $75,000,000,000. Which will be shiped upon confirmation.

OOC: Yeah, and limit use, a ballistic missile can take this platform out actually, I purposely didn't give it any defenses, and it can only aim with its Positron LASER, so moving the massive station will be too slow to catch up to a missile. *coughcough*

OOC: The only thing I would ever use one of these for would be strikes against targets more expensive than the system itself.

the tokera would like to purchase 5x Ion Exciter Cannon for a total of $75,000,000,000. Which will be shiped upon confirmation.

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping.

I think an AR550 and an AR (HK G36) pack would be needed for those terrorists we ended a war with, replaced their heads with puppets, and allied ourselves with wouldn't be so bad.

Cost: $3.5 million

Plus, a free fruit basket for HK. They need it. And also, Kalishnokov gets a basket. (Dang, it seems it's taboo for any arms storefront to not have AKs.)

I think an AR550 and an AR (HK G36) pack would be needed for those terrorists we ended a war with, replaced their heads with puppets, and allied ourselves with wouldn't be so bad.

Cost: $3.5 million

Plus, a free fruit basket for HK. They need it. And also, Kalishnokov gets a basket. (Dang, it seems it's taboo for any arms storefront to not have AKs.)

We are shipping. Thank you for your generous fruit basket, it will be used well.

OOC: As for the AKs, my military intially used Bonstockian AK-74s, then moved to the AK-104, and now its on a modified AK-107 action gun called the KF10. I actually considered the M16 for a while, but it lost in the reliablitily challenges.

Hey, that basket cost me 20 bucks, you better use it well...

Money wired.

OOC: What I meant was, most storefronts I've seen that deal with small arms have an AK of some sort...

Hey, that basket cost me 20 bucks, you better use it well...

Money wired.

OOC: What I meant was, most storefronts I've seen that deal with small arms have an AK of some sort...

The AK, FN FAL, and M16 are the most prolific ARs in the history of mankind. Though the FN FAL doesn't get as much love as it deserves.

I've began using a version of the M8 called the CX-8, but the bulk of my specops use is still with P90's and M8's.

Once you have a complete Tungsten Satellite system (control center, etc.) do you only need to get the satellite(s) after that?

The Incoporated States of SkyCapt will palce an order for:
2 Ion Exciter Cannons ($30 Billion, w/ Discount $15 Billion)
10 Penetrator Tungsten Microsatellite ($40 Billion, w/ Discount $20 Billion)
The total comes to $35 Billion.

OOC: Well, if you buy the 'complete set', it says it comes with a command and control vehicles, so please clarify what you meant when you posted that.

The Incoporated States of SkyCapt will palce an order for:
2 Ion Exciter Cannons ($30 Billion, w/ Discount $15 Billion)
10 Penetrator Tungsten Microsatellite ($40 Billion, w/ Discount $20 Billion)
The total comes to $35 Billion.

OOC: Well, if you buy the 'complete set', it says it comes with a command and control vehicles, so please clarify what you meant when you posted that.

OOC: Disregard previous post, that was about the Ion Cannon, and I misread. The Command and Control Vehicle can link up to a GPS system, or your own command system, we use Linux so its all open source. :) The Command and Control vehicle is seperate and you need to plug its cables into the TEL (Transporter, Erector, Launcher) vehicle or the missile directly. As for controlling them later, they are each satellite by default slaved to the C&C vehicle, however you can link to a central command. We try to decentralize so in case of WMD attacks we can still operate.

Order confirmation?

Order confirmation?

Done. It is confirmed. I should also put up the Humvee for sale.

The Lone Alliance would like to state that Leafanistan should provide a little payment for our allowance of sharing our plans, or at least purchase the rest of the plans. Which is completely needed in order for the Ion Laser system to be of pratical use. Until then I suggest lowering the cost to 5 Billion.

The Lone Alliance would like to state that Leafanistan should provide a little payment for our allowance of sharing our plans, or at least purchase the rest of the plans. Which is completely needed in order for the Ion Laser system to be of pratical use. Until then I suggest lowering the cost to 5 Billion.

We use an independent design in our system and our current ion collection system doesn't match yours in effectiveness nor does our beam strength match yours. Our storefront edition won't be updated (unless we make a major breakthrough), and after a while the price will go down as manufacturing gets easier. In return for providing some basic technical data we can wire up to $10 million US to your design bureau along with some nice chocolates and/or a wonderful Berry flavored beer from Harvest.

Bumpity bump bump.

"Umm, Airborne Package?"

Ohh, hmm, let's see here *walking along store shelves*

There we go! *pulls item off the shelf*

2 AR packages, both our usual M16.

4 mil plus a 1 mil tip provided on confirmation.

"Umm, Airborne Package?"

Ohh, hmm, let's see here *walking along store shelves*

There we go! *pulls item off the shelf*

2 AR packages, both our usual M16.

4 mil plus a 1 mil tip provided on confirmation.

We will not accept the tip, use it to buy something else. ;) Enjoy. Your order has been confirmed.

BUMP for Paratrooper (Airborne) Package.

We will not accept the tip, use it to buy something else. ;) Enjoy. Your order has been confirmed.
OK, money wired, the 1 mil saved.

Still, I think an Environmental Infantry/Police package would be good (as in, Desert, Forest, or Police (one using weapons such as Law Enforcement Carbines, AR15A2/A3, all Colt))

OK, money wired, the 1 mil saved.

Still, I think an Environmental Infantry/Police package would be good (as in, Desert, Forest, or Police (one using weapons such as Law Enforcement Carbines, AR15A2/A3, all Colt))

OOC: You know I am wary of American Imperialism. I don't think I need to do much more maybe a Marine package.

Secret IC Message to Leafanistan

The practice of using small scale nuclear weaponry against large naval assets has been on a HUGE upturn now that the number of young nations with socalled "Super Dreadnaughts" has risen.

Because of this, we have decided to equip our entier force of Praetonian built Vanguard-class SNN's with 10 2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile's each. We have 50 of these vessels, so that comes to 212.5 billion USD.

Secret IC Message to Leafanistan

The practice of using small scale nuclear weaponry against large naval assets has been on a HUGE upturn now that the number of young nations with socalled "Super Dreadnaughts" has risen.

Because of this, we have decided to equip our entier force of Praetonian built Vanguard-class SNN's with 10 2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile's each. We have 50 of these vessels, so that comes to 212.5 billion USD.

We are shipping, thank you.

VV Steinbrech is a liar pants.

OOC: Oh, my, the scary DOUBLE POST

OOC:A little somethign for your Weapons of Mass Destruction Storefront

IC:Official Statement From Red Tide Goverment
"We offer you the plans for the SS-32 DEVESTATOR missile and the Burst-Warhead for a total of 600 million dollars.

Uncontrollred Plasma Reaction Warhead(AKA:Burst Warhead):This is actually 10 warheads in one. Each one contains a sphere of plasma contained in a vacuum like atmosphere. When the delivery system reaches the preset altitude(usually 6,000 feet), an initial explosive charge seperates the 10 warheads. Then at usually 5,000 feet, inside the warhead, ports open on the side to let in air to the warhead. As soon as the plasma makes contact with the air it cools, and therefore expands, releasing energy. This energy takes form of a massive explosion worth 100 tons of TNT. Now imagine TEN of these going off within close proximity of each other. The result is a somewhat more devestating one kiliton blast, except without the nasty radiation. Perfect for taking out airplanes under 5,000 feet, entire ground units, and individual capitol ships. Effects reduced against dug in soldiers. The problem is the warhead is EXPENSIVE to make, usually around 92 million dollars we sell it at(the 2 million is to make a profit). It also requires a specialised missile to deliver, which brings us too:

SS-32 DEVESTATOR:The only missile capable of delivering a Burst-Warhead. This Intermediate Ranged Ballistic Missile with a range of 1,500 Kilometers, can be launched via a Erector/Launcher Truck, a Ballistic Missile Submarine, or by a Missile Silo, we usually sell it at 42 million dollars each.

Thank you..."
End Message

OOC:A little somethign for your Weapons of Mass Destruction Storefront

IC:Official Statement From Red Tide Goverment
"We offer you the plans for the SS-32 DEVESTATOR missile and the Burst-Warhead for a total of 600 million dollars.

Uncontrollred Plasma Reaction Warhead(AKA:Burst Warhead):This is actually 10 warheads in one. Each one contains a sphere of plasma contained in a vacuum like atmosphere. When the delivery system reaches the preset altitude(usually 6,000 feet), an initial explosive charge seperates the 10 warheads. Then at usually 5,000 feet, inside the warhead, ports open on the side to let in air to the warhead. As soon as the plasma makes contact with the air it cools, and therefore expands, releasing energy. This energy takes form of a massive explosion worth 100 tons of TNT. Now imagine TEN of these going off within close proximity of each other. The result is a somewhat more devestating one kiliton blast, except without the nasty radiation. Perfect for taking out airplanes under 5,000 feet, entire ground units, and individual capitol ships. Effects reduced against dug in soldiers. The problem is the warhead is EXPENSIVE to make, usually around 92 million dollars we sell it at(the 2 million is to make a profit). It also requires a specialised missile to deliver, which brings us too:

SS-32 DEVESTATOR:The only missile capable of delivering a Burst-Warhead. This Intermediate Ranged Ballistic Missile with a range of 1,500 Kilometers, can be launched via a Erector/Launcher Truck, a Ballistic Missile Submarine, or by a Missile Silo, we usually sell it at 42 million dollars each.

Thank you..."
End Message

Sounds good, we have wired you the money for the plans.

Official Reply
"The plans have been sent."
End Message

VV Steinbrech is a liar pants.
ROTF LOL

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Look, man, it's edited, you knew it, and I saw it, and it's before I posted that so it can't have been something else.

ROTF LOL

ROT...

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Look, man, it's edited, you knew it, and I saw it, and it's before I posted that so it can't have been something else.

ROTF LOL

ROT...

Buy something, you have been whining about the Paratrooper package for a while now.

Oh, okay, a parapack and 2 MI-6 Hooks. Sungris (s.p.?) in .50 cal.

1.906 billion wired.

Bump for Burst Warhead.

Oh, okay, a parapack and 2 MI-6 Hooks. Sungris (s.p.?) in .50 cal.

1.906 billion wired.

Done we are shipping. Enjoy, thank you.

Money wired. I think I said that, but covering all the bases.

Dude, wow, I think I'm gonna take 5 'Burst Bombs.'

$750,000,000 wired on confirmation.

Money wired. I think I said that, but covering all the bases.

Dude, wow, I think I'm gonna take 5 'Burst Bombs.'

$750,000,000 wired on confirmation.

We are shipping, thank you.

Thanks to a certain someone I no longer have amount limits on Mercenaries.

OK money wired.

OK money wired.

This thread is massive and my storefront has been a huge sucess, thank you all.

We are sending fruit baskets to all our customers.

The Armed Republic of Numadia has come to the agreement that the country needs a military. We wish to purchase:

1x Arms Factories Package
1x Instant Army Base
1x Anti-Aircraft Artillary Package
16x 5,000 Soldiers Package
28x 100 5-Ton Truck Packages

For a total of: 4.478 billion dollars

Order Approved by John Greyman, Head of Defense

The Armed Republic of Numadia has come to the agreement that the country needs a military. We wish to purchase:

1x Arms Factories Package
1x Instant Army Base
1x Anti-Aircraft Artillary Package
16x 5,000 Soldiers Package
28x 100 5-Ton Truck Packages

For a total of: 4.478 billion dollars

Order Approved by John Greyman, Head of Defense

We are shipping, thank you.

IC: In speaking of space-based weaponry, my designers are currently drawing up designs for the Particle Uplink Cannon. Once completed, there shall be more updated versions.

Sincerely,
Chief Finance Officer Serena Mahbubani
Westwood Arms Commerce Industries

OOC: TLA holds the Chief Executive Officer position, I hold the CFO position...is Leafanistan holding the Chief Information Officer position? And what is his/her name?

IC: In speaking of space-based weaponry, my designers are currently drawing up designs for the Particle Uplink Cannon. Once completed, there shall be more updated versions.

Sincerely,
Chief Finance Officer Serena Mahbubani
Westwood Arms Commerce Industries

OOC: TLA holds the Chief Executive Officer position, I hold the CFO position...is Leafanistan holding the Chief Information Officer position? And what is his/her name?

OOC: Right now we dont' hold a position, we are asking TLA if we can participate.

Due to the apparent need for a navy in order to increase our influence, The People’s Republic of Hurtful Thoughts would like to purchase the following boats.

20 Barbour-class Resupply/Convoy Ships for $184 million USD

One Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier, no planes, $850 million USD

10 Tango-class Attack Submarines for $300 million USD

Total billing: $1,334 million

+ Up to $100 million to customize the submarines

Economy: strong

Defense budget: $8,190 million

I am also looking into retrofitting the submarines with more powerful and compact gas turbines ― We are thinking of purchaseing 20 Sierra Systems Olympus gas turbines (two per ship) ― how much extra would that be?

50,000 hp Vs 6,000 hp
(I assume your Indomitable class have 4 turbines, like the HMS Invincible)

PROHT is willing to pay an additional $100 million to refit ALL of our submarines that are being purchased.

Due to the apparent need for a navy in order to increase our influence, The People’s Republic of Hurtful Thoughts would like to purchase the following boats.

20 Barbour-class Resupply/Convoy Ships for $184 million USD

One Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier, no planes, $850 million USD

10 Tango-class Attack Submarines for $300 million USD

Total billing: $1,334 million

+ Up to $100 million to customize the submarines

Economy: strong

Defense budget: $8,190 million

I am also looking into retrofitting the submarines with more powerful and compact gas turbines ― We are thinking of purchaseing 20 Sierra Systems Olympus gas turbines (two per ship) ― how much extra would that be?

50,000 hp Vs 6,000 hp
(I assume your Indomitable class have 4 turbines, like the HMS Invincible)

PROHT is willing to pay an additional $100 million to refit ALL of our submarines that are being purchased.

While being compact, the Olympus is massive. It is heavier and reduces the Tango-classes capabilities. However we can sell you the Turbines for $100 million US total along with your order. Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping.

Due to lower than expected sales of Scout Car variants, we have rearranged the storefront, so that Scout cars now come in a lesser variety: 7.62mm MG, .50 cal MG, TOW, 40mm Grenade Launcher and Transport Variety.

Coming Soon the HMMWV!

Updates in all catagories (facutual, price modification) and Plague is now for sale! So is the HMMWV! HORRAY LEAFANISTAN!

Numadia has seen the need for both naval and aerial support. In order to fufill both these rolls, Numadia wishes to purchase:

10x Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier

Complete with compliment of aircraft
For a total price of ten billion dollars.

Order Approved by John Greyman, Head of Defense

Numadia has seen the need for both naval and aerial support. In order to fufill both these rolls, Numadia wishes to purchase:

10x Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier

Complete with compliment of aircraft
For a total price of ten billion dollars.

Order Approved by John Greyman, Head of Defense

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

The Tokera would like to purchase 20xUncontrolled Plasma Reaction Warheads for $9,000,000,000 USD. We would like to know if you can make a increased size warhead.


money wired upon confirmation

bump

Order confirmed, we cannot increase warhead size, Red Tide only sold us the plans for that yield warhead. It would be bad business if we reverse engineered it and started building better ones.

The Armed Republic of Numadia wishes to purchase:

100x 5,000 soldiers package, with G36 rifles

For a total price of $5,000,000,000

We would like to order 2 Radiation Cleanup Packages.

289 million USD

Message to:
Leafanistani Intergrated Storefront
From: PROHT National embassy
Notoorough, People’s Republic of Hurtful Thoughts (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=443280)

Minister of Defense: Major General Major Major

In regards to PROHT’s activities regarding the Block one modifications to the submarines we purchased.

After trials with Sierra Systems Olympus gas turbines installed inside of Block One TangoPlus class in both single and tandem mounts, although promising, it was found almost impossible for a mechanic to work on them while underway, and tended to make the engine compartment a bit heavy when submerged; and tandem mounts only added to machinery noise, vibrations, breakages, fires, and unacceptable thermal signatures and fuel consumption, with very few advantages over single mounts.

But when it worked it sure went fast, with 10x the power of a normal Tango, have even experimented with hydrofoils on one (80 knots)!

PROHT would therefore like to purchase:

10 Sung Industries M-2500 gas turbine engines (One per Tango class sub, previously purchased) These will be chosen because of the following qualities, more acceptable fuel consumption, more manageable size and horsepower. Even though a single Block one Tango Plus could run circles around all but the most advanced boats when surfaced, or when schnorkeling, there is very little need for such a submarine at this time.

PROHT will pay 25 million for them to be purchased and fitted.

PROHT will not ask for a refund for the Sierra Systems Olympus gas turbines, we have found other applications for such an engine.

The Armed Republic of Numadia wishes to purchase:

100x 5,000 soldiers package, with G36 rifles

For a total price of $5,000,000,000

We are shipping, thank you.

We would like to order 2 Radiation Cleanup Packages.

289 million USD

We are shipping, thank you.

PROHT would therefore like to purchase:

10 Sung Industries M-2500 gas turbine engines (One per Tango class sub, previously purchased) These will be chosen because of the following qualities, more acceptable fuel consumption, more manageable size and horsepower. Even though a single Block one Tango Plus could run circles around all but the most advanced boats when surfaced, or when schnorkeling, there is very little need for such a submarine at this time.

PROHT will pay 25 million for them to be purchased and fitted.

We are shipping the engines, we can also point out production rights for those Gas Turbines are available as they are a very common design. We can offer them for $2 billion. If you do buy them, they include plans for all the machinery required to build them, the plans for the Turbine itself, and maintainence manuals. Thank you for choosing us.

We are shipping, thank you.

We are shipping, thank you.

We are shipping the engines, we can also point out production rights for those Gas Turbines are available as they are a very common design. We can offer them for $2 billion. If you do buy them, they include plans for all the machinery required to build them, the plans for the Turbine itself, and maintainence manuals. Thank you for choosing us.

I will take up that offer, could use it to modify those Convoy boats I bought, in the meantime, they'll have to settle for the Olymps, could also try hovercraft, not the fancy ones though...

I will take up that offer, could use it to modify those Convoy boats I bought, in the meantime, they'll have to settle for the Olymps, could also try hovercraft, not the fancy ones though...

We await payment before transmitting plans. Thank you.

The United States of Englandnoire wishes to purchase 200 5.5 ton trucks, for a total of $14,000,000.

This purchase was approved by Director of security Rick berman

Dear CEO of Leafanistani Integrated Storefront,

As you may have heard, my nation was reluctant in declaring war against Joint Conglomerates. Soon, we are going to be invading along with our allies such as Bastion Prime and Lone Alliance Colonies. And by reading an intelligence report, we have discovered people lucky enough to escape from their corrupt corporate tyranny have escaped to the Outer Limits: a barren desert where the communities have escaped to. Small villages made of scrap and garbage are scattered all over the Outer Limits, often not existing for long due to mercenary helicopters sent by the Joint Conglomerates Board to kill them all. We plan to take advantage of those communities by supplying them with weapons to create an insurgency within the FJC's lands, annoying their forces and the military bases their allies have set up. We request two 'Global Jihad' packages, along with a hundred sedans. ?The cash shall be wired to you after you state the price.

Sincerely,
His Excellency,
USSEA Minister of Defense
Paul David Nettleton

OOC: Can you please tell us who are you posting as ICly within your company next time? That way it'll be more interesting.

The United States of Englandnoire wishes to purchase 200 5.5 ton trucks, for a total of $14,000,000.

This purchase was approved by Director of security Rick berman

We are shipping, thank you.

Dear CEO of Leafanistani Integrated Storefront,

As you may have heard, my nation was reluctant in declaring war against Joint Conglomerates. Soon, we are going to be invading along with our allies such as Bastion Prime and Lone Alliance Colonies. And by reading an intelligence report, we have discovered people lucky enough to escape from their corrupt corporate tyranny have escaped to the Outer Limits: a barren desert where the communities have escaped to. Small villages made of scrap and garbage are scattered all over the Outer Limits, often not existing for long due to mercenary helicopters sent by the Joint Conglomerates Board to kill them all. We plan to take advantage of those communities by supplying them with weapons to create an insurgency within the FJC's lands, annoying their forces and the military bases their allies have set up. We request two 'Global Jihad' packages, along with a hundred sedans. ?The cash shall be wired to you after you state the price.

Sincerely,
His Excellency,
USSEA Minister of Defense
Paul David Nettleton

OOC: Can you please tell us who are you posting as ICly within your company next time? That way it'll be more interesting.

This is a do your own math storefront, please calculate. Thank you.

OOC: Its an automated system responding to sales, also when questions are asked, it switches to one of the many secretaries working at the Integrated Arms Concern Design Bureau offices. The head of the Bureau rarely handles anything. Except big orders. Then she likes to look at it.

Sorry about that. The cost of $18,900,000 has been sent to you via airmail, and shall arrive within two NS days. (OOC: a couple of hours or so)

Paul David Nettleton

Sorry about that. The cost of $18,900,000 has been sent to you via airmail, and shall arrive within two NS days. (OOC: a couple of hours or so)

Paul David Nettleton

We are shipping, expect the first shipment in 2 NS days via freighter. Thank you.

Oh, what the heck.

An AR package, our regular M16. 2 mil wired.

Oh, what the heck.

An AR package, our regular M16. 2 mil wired.

We are shipping, thank you. No HMMWV (Humvee) sales? Fine.

We shall take a single Guerillla Warfare package for ARs we would prefer the M-16 and for the uniforms we would like Woodland camo for the uniforms . We also would like a Instant Army Base with HMMVs. We need one placed in our capitol city of Helguno. We plan to use Helguno as our current military HQ until we can clear out more rebel controlled cities. We are currently attempting to have our experienced troopers train even more conscripts in order to take over all of New Eriopia from the Rebel forces. We shall wire the money upon confirmation of our order.

Clandestine Operations.

1 HMMVW (thats ONE, not a package, you decide the price, as with all the "1" orders)
1 Blackhawk Helicopter
1 AH-05 Spike
1 MI-24 Hind
10 - 22 Kiloton Faust Strategic Nuclear Weapon (10.2 billion USD)
10 - 2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile's (4.25 billion USD)

I would like 1000 T-62 tanks. what ever the pirce is i will pay it.

We shall take a single Guerillla Warfare package for ARs we would prefer the M-16 and for the uniforms we would like Woodland camo for the uniforms . We also would like a Instant Army Base with HMMVs. We need one placed in our capitol city of Helguno. We plan to use Helguno as our current military HQ until we can clear out more rebel controlled cities. We are currently attempting to have our experienced troopers train even more conscripts in order to take over all of New Eriopia from the Rebel forces. We shall wire the money upon confirmation of our order.

We are shipping, expect construction to be finished 9 months from now. Thank you.

1 HMMVW (thats ONE, not a package, you decide the price, as with all the "1" orders)
1 Blackhawk Helicopter
1 AH-05 Spike
1 MI-24 Hind
10 - 22 Kiloton Faust Strategic Nuclear Weapon (10.2 billion USD)
10 - 2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile's (4.25 billion USD

Highly Encrypted Reply

14.5 billion is being charged to your account, your shipment has been disguised as Farm Machinery Import.

I would like 1000 T-62 tanks. what ever the pirce is i will pay it.

You are being charged $950 million US. Thank you.

Highly Encrypted Reply

14.5 billion is being charged to your account, your shipment has been disguised as Farm Machinery Import.

Encrypted Response, from comm relay just outside of RMV Priceless

YEEHAW JIMBOB! WE IS GONNA GROW SUM CORN AND SHOOT SUM SQUIRREL CRITTERS!

Billy Bob out

Encrypted Response, from come relay just outside of RMV Priceless

YEEHAW JIMBOB! WE IS GONNA GROW SUM CORN AND SHOOT SUM SQUIRREL CRITTERS!

Billy Bob out

OOC: [aristocratic English accent]

Despicable backwater cretins... :p

$115.2 million for 72 UH-60 helos wired on confirmation.

$115.2 million for 72 UH-60 helos wired on confirmation.

We are shipping, thank you.

OOC: [aristocratic English accent]

Despicable backwater cretins...
OOC: GO YOU!!!!

IC: Leafanistan, I have an idea for a weapon to develop. It would be an ASM-65. An AGM-65E that would be used on ships. Think about it. It might be useful. Using a common production line, we would spend less. And of course it would be useful to add fire resistant coating to the missiles and a slightly decreased explosive (Tritonal 75/25 as opposed to 80/20) power. The stats can be worked on, but I do ask you, why not?
And if anybody else wants to help, that's up to you.

Anyway, I think I shall take an AR package, just put 'em in the Blackhawks, and the bill is 2 mil.

The Kiwan Armed Forces would like to purchase the following items:
100 88mm Anti-Aircraft Artillerys on self propelled chassis
100 Type 40 "Revolver" MRLS
1000 AVT-90M Main Battle Tank
100 SA-8 Anti-Air TELAR
Guerilla Warfare Package(AK)
Counter-terrorism Package
100 Instant (Border) Checkpoint w/ HMMWVs
Arms Factories Package
Sex Bomb - 1.4 billion version
Sarin Gas - 2.7 billion version
Tungsten Needle MicroSatellite - 10 billion version
2 Uncontrolled Plasma Reaction Warheads
Total: 20.155 Billion USD

sincerely,
Kiw Fru
Commander-in-Chief, MK Armed Forces

Southeastasia is expanding on foreign relations, so we request two embassy packages. The money shall be wired to you.

Foreign Affairs Minister Joshua Lin

All orders have been confirmed and are shipping. (School related work, can't post that much)

*money wired*

To: Defense Industry Heads around the world
From: Merkar Dept. of Foreign Affairs

On behalf of the Merkar Government, we welcome all defence company executives to the first annual Merkar Weapons Show! Sponsored by the Merkar Military, it is meant to allow defence powerhouses around the world to show off their latest and greatest in effective military equipment. We invite YOU to join in and set up a display!

With Fond Regards,

John

John Dougherty, Foreign Minister

Link to the event-

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=447059

The Armed Republic of Numadia wishes to purchase:

11x Arms Factories packages

For a total price of $15,400,000,000

Order Approved by John Greyman, Head of Defense

The Armed Republic of Numadia wishes to purchase:

11x Arms Factories packages

For a total price of $15,400,000,000

Order Approved by John Greyman, Head of Defense

Order confirmed, we are shipping, thank you.

We are shipping, thank you.
Wired!

What small arms weapon would you suggest for power?

What small arms weapon would you suggest for power?

Define power, as in as a show of power, or for a leader to carry, or for like just devastating the enemy.

-Desert Eagle with the .50 Action Express really works for the first two

We also manufacture the Destroyer .600 Nitro Express 5 shot revolver. If you need like defense from Main Battle Tanks or something.

;)

Actually, nevermind. What is the crew for the anti-aircraft thingy?

Actually, nevermind. What is the crew for the anti-aircraft thingy?

For the smaller AA units its 2, a gunner, and a driver. For the larger ones, a commander, a gunner and a driver. Stationary units are just a gunner and a commander. They acn also be slaved a computerized command and control vehicle.

The Republic of Templa wishes to purchase two units o AVT-90Ms, two of AVTD-90Ds, 2 MLRSs, 1 unit of HMMWVs with the armament types evenly split, 7 groups of 5 ton Trucks, and 1 AAA Package. all funds will be wired half in advance, half upon delivery.


(OOC: Why 45 mil for A10s? The US churns them out at roughly 10 mil per plane.)

The Republic of Templa wishes to purchase two units o AVT-90Ms, two of AVTD-90Ds, 2 MLRSs, 1 unit of HMMWVs with the armament types evenly split, 7 groups of 5 ton Trucks, and 1 AAA Package. all funds will be wired half in advance, half upon delivery.


(OOC: Why 45 mil for A10s? The US churns them out at roughly 10 mil per plane.)

Well roughly $13 million US, but we build very few. We are shipping, thank you.

Yeah... How about an AR pack, our usual? 2 mil wired.

Deathwind orders:

1 x Arms Factories Package (1 x $1,400,000,000 = $1,400,000,000)

I will want to purchase the 2.5 Kiliton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile and the Thermo depolymerization Plant. (Remember, I get a 10% discount, and a 15% discount, I think, depending if I'm your ally.)

Final Price (without the 15% discount, if I'm not an ally):
$104,000,000

Final Price (with 15% discount, if I'm your ally):
$41,600,000


(Please check my final prices because I think I got them wrong since my desktop calculator is a bit screwd up.)

I will want to purchase the 2.5 Kiliton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile and the Thermo depolymerization Plant. (Remember, I get a 10% discount, and a 15% discount, I think, depending if I'm your ally.)

Final Price (without the 15% discount, if I'm not an ally):
$104,000,000

Final Price (with 15% discount, if I'm your ally):
$41,600,000


(Please check my final prices because I think I got them wrong since my desktop calculator is a bit screwd up.)

We don't give compound discounts, we find they always try to weasel their ways around it. And your calculations are far off from the true price $459 million US, this is with the 15% discount. We await payment.

Yeah... How about an AR pack, our usual? 2 mil wired.

Understood, shipping.

1 x Arms Factories Package (1 x $1,400,000,000 = $1,400,000,000)

We await payment, thank you.

*Payment sent

We don't give compound discounts, we find they always try to weasel their ways around it. And your calculations are far off from the true price $459 million US, this is with the 15% discount. We await payment.
(What did you use to caculate the payment)

*Payment is being sent immediatley*

Instant Embassy

Good job on that foreign relations thing, now time to build an embassy. Whoopsie, building is hard, let us do it for you!

1 Prefabircated Concrete Embassy, complete with Concrete Exterior wall
Luxury furniture for all the rooms
Interrogation equipment for basement
All the appliances you'll need
Emergency Diesel Generator
Secret Panels for storage of weapons and escape routes
All the supplies you'll need (pens, papers, brooms, etc.)
Clothing for all your ambassadors
Fine silver and china for state dinners
2 custom armoured limousines
4 Scout Cars
65 military uniforms
65 dress uniforms
65 ARs
12 Mounted MGs
85 million USD with HMMWV

I'd like to thank Bonstock for influencing my storefront heavily. And for providing most of my early military force.
With Southeastasia appearing in the international community at a rapid frequency, we once again, have turned back to you for help. We request three embassy packages with Humvees. The cost is 255,000,000. The money shall be wired to you.

With Southeastasia appearing in the international community at a rapid frequency, we once again, have turned back to you for help. We request three embassy packages with Humvees. The cost is 255,000,000. The money shall be wired to you.

We are shipping, thank you for purchasing from the COAM (Coalition of Arms Manufacturerers.)

We are shipping the engines, we can also point out production rights for those Gas Turbines are available as they are a very common design. We can offer them for $2 billion. If you do buy them, they include plans for all the machinery required to build them, the plans for the Turbine itself, and maintainence manuals. Thank you for choosing us.
I will take up that offer, could use it to modify those Convoy boats I bought, in the meantime, they'll have to settle for the Olymps, could also try hovercraft, not the fancy ones though...
We await payment before transmitting plans. Thank you.
$2 billion transfering, in the meantime, would you like to purchase plans for a UAV for $10,000? Retail cost per product is $1,000

For information, Look HERE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=446316)

Sorry for the delay\inconvienance.

Have a Nice Day :)

Wired!

We expect a very protracted civil war shortly. And in order to reduce casualties, will opt for chemical solutions.

$100 million for 1500 1 lb Tear Gas grenades
$1 billion for you to teach us how to make our own Tear Gas and Tear Gas grenades (to quel riots)
and...
$1.4 billion for you to teach us how to make our own Mustard Gas (for those beyond help)

Totlal bill (est):
$2,401,000,000

The locals are getting restless, a prompt response would be appreciated.

:) Have a Nice Day:)

We expect a very protracted civil war shortly. And in order to reduce casualties, will opt for chemical solutions.

$100 million for 1500 1 lb Tear Gas grenades
$1 billion for you to teach us how to make our own Tear Gas and Tear Gas grenades (to quel riots)
and...
$1.4 billion for you to teach us how to make our own Mustard Gas (for those beyond help)

Totlal bill (est):
$2,401,000,000

The locals are getting restless, a prompt response would be appreciated.

:) Have a Nice Day:)

We understand and we are shipping as quickly as possible, once we reiceve our payment.

Thank you.

PROHT agrees to those terms:
$2,401,000,000 wired

PROHT agrees to those terms:
$2,401,000,000 wired

We are shipping, enjoy.

AVT-90M Main Battle Tank

'A group of 100 tanks costs 120 million USD'


$2,400,000,000

Luxury Palace ( Racist Fascist Dictator variant )

'Only $775 million US'

Must look like this:
http://www.exlibrismortis.org/P8140008BLDG_EagleSculpt.jpg
http://geo.ya.com/travelimages/vatican3.jpg
http://www.dakkadakka.com/GDUS99/TerrainImperialEagle.JPG

TOTAL = $3,175,000,000

do not screw up the palace or the Dictator will kill us and our famalies.

AVT-90M Main Battle Tank

'A group of 100 tanks costs 120 million USD'


$2,400,000,000

Luxury Palace ( Racist Fascist Dictator variant )

'Only $775 million US'

TOTAL = $3,175,000,000

do not screw up the palace or the Dictator will kill us and our famalies.

We are shipping and have charged an extra $2 million US to pay for construction of Eagle Columns.

The nation of Frenzia would like to purchase 1 Anti Aircraft Package for 550 million.


Thank you from the nation of Frenzia.

Karat requests

60 Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier with full load of weapons and aircraft for 60 billion

80 Tango-class Attack Submarine for 2400 mill

100 Barbour-class Resupply/Convoy Ship for 920 mill

600 M1 Carbine for 660 mill

4000 Combat Motorcycle with 1 .50 cal MG for 18000 mill

4000 Combat Motorcycle with RPG-16 for for 18000 mill

6000 M16A4 for 12000 mill

400 Paratrooper Package with HMMWV scouts for 840 bill

total coast of 5.280.000 bill
thank you payment will be seant on delevery

The nation of Frenzia would like to purchase 1 Anti Aircraft Package for 550 million.


Thank you from the nation of Frenzia.

We are shipping, thank you.

Karat requests

60 Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier with full load of weapons and aircraft for 60 billion

80 Tango-class Attack Submarine for 2400 mill

100 Barbour-class Resupply/Convoy Ship for 920 mill

600 M1 Carbine for 660 mill

4000 Combat Motorcycle with 1 .50 cal MG for 18000 mill

4000 Combat Motorcycle with RPG-16 for for 18000 mill

6000 M16A4 for 12000 mill

400 Paratrooper Package with HMMWV scouts for 840 bill

total coast of 5.280.000 bill
thank you payment will be seant on delevery

We are shipping, thank you.

the mony has been wired

Karat Request

600 Cold Infantry Division Package for 1800 bill


total 1800 bill
the payment will be transferd on delevery

Karat Request

600 Cold Infantry Division Package for 1800 bill


total 1800 bill
the payment will be transferd on delevery

We are shipping, thank you.

My dog Milo wants to have his own shipping and fishing industry seprate from the armed forces.

20
Barbour-class Resupply/Convoy Ship (15 cargo, 5 passenger)
At $9.2 million US each

10
Academy-class Patrol Boat
(For fishing trawlers)
Displacement: 750 tons
Armour: Limited, 70mm Boronated Steel in command area
Dimensions: Length 73m; Beam 9.6m
Speed: Maximum 27 kts; cruising 20 kts
Range: 2200nm @ 20kts
Weapons: 2 278mm torpedo tubes, 73mm Cannon, 4 12.7mm MGs on the sides.

We will find new homes for the guns (and when at war we’ll just refit them)
At $12 million each

Total:
$304 million

Please bill to my dog Milo, Minister of Commerce
He has $41 billion in that department.
Please send
Passenger liners to:
Kampfenburg

Cargo boats and fishing boats to:
Hurtmeplenty

Money will be wired as soon as they arive.
If they get sunk on the trip then we will not pay for them, we will however salvage what we can and give you half of what we find (or buy them at 1/2 price).

(yes, I know what you are thinking, but Milo is a very smart dog)

Milo: You're fired...
[intern heard in background sobbing]

We need to make a order of two Tango-Class submarines, which both adds up to $60,000,000 (USD) please?

My dog Milo wants to have his own shipping and fishing industry seprate from the armed forces.

20
Barbour-class Resupply/Convoy Ship (15 cargo, 5 passenger)
At $9.2 million US each

10
Academy-class Patrol Boat
(For fishing trawlers)
Displacement: 750 tons
Armour: Limited, 70mm Boronated Steel in command area
Dimensions: Length 73m; Beam 9.6m
Speed: Maximum 27 kts; cruising 20 kts
Range: 2200nm @ 20kts
Weapons: 2 278mm torpedo tubes, 73mm Cannon, 4 12.7mm MGs on the sides.

We will find new homes for the guns (and when at war we’ll just refit them)
At $12 million each

Total:
$304 million

Please bill to my dog Milo, Minister of Commerce
He has $41 billion in that department.
Please send
Passenger liners to:
Kampfenburg

Cargo boats and fishing boats to:
Hurtmeplenty

Money will be wired as soon as they arive.
If they get sunk on the trip then we will not pay for them, we will however salvage what we can and give you half of what we find (or buy them at 1/2 price).

(yes, I know what you are thinking, but Milo is a very smart dog)

Milo: You're fired...
[intern heard in background sobbing]

We always take care, Coalition frigates usually escort these. We are shipping, thank you.

We need to make a order of two Tango-Class submarines, which both adds up to $60,000,000 (USD) please?

We are shipping, thank you.

the payment has been wired

The nation of Templa has once again turned to your fine products to plug gaps in its military. We wish to purchase 10 Uncontrolled Plasma Reaction Warheads with missiles and launch assemblies for 14.5 bil.

(OOC: So, how big are these things and what's the effective launch range?).

(OOC again: AC5 for teh win!).

We'll take 50 Pathfinders and 100 Red Sqaure barges. That's 270 billion, wired on compeltion of order.

Good to see ya again, Leafy.

5 AR packages, M16
1 M1026 HMMWV package

The $460 million is wired.

(2) Tear Gas
$200 million

(4) Anthrax
$400 million


Cost:
$600 million

All orders have been filled (personal reasons for taking a while).

It will take 1 more year to fill Velkya's order.

Technically, it's already been a NS year, so I have my ships now. Also, I think I'll take 50 of those kickass Plasma missiles and their launchers.

Approx. 70 billion, wired on completion.

Have you considered the Scinfaxi, that's a pretty badarse design.

Or the X-02, or the Falken, or the...you get my point.

All orders have been filled (personal reasons for taking a while).

It will take 1 more year to fill Velkya's order.
$600 million is being sent right now. I will await the arrival of my orders.

We would like to purchase 200 BTR 80 APCs at the price of $70 million.Money will be sent when order is confirmed.

The Lone Alliance would like to Purchase

5 Barbour-class Resupply/Convoy Ships for $18,400,000

1 Instant POW Camp
With Sungri Scouts
30 with 7.62
30 with 50.cal
5 with grenadelauncher

5 Instant Border Checkpoints
with CJ-14s
40 7.62
20 Grenade Launcher
40 55 cal
and

1 Paratrooper Package with
HMMWVs:
500 50 Cal
50 TOW
450 40 mm Grenade launcher


cost:
$16,500,000,000

All guns 7.62

All pillboxes 55 cal
Towers 7.62


Payment is half now and half on deliever as usual.

http://img433.imageshack.us/img433/8287/goldenbullet0sn.gif

Hello,
We are very interested in your store, and have decided is the optimal place to buy the equipment for Golden Bullet Corp. to keep its grip on the lands we control. We have a large amount of money for our size due to nearly 80% of our government's budget being designated towards protection. We are therefore purchasing one Mechanized Infantry Package with HMMVVs and M-16s for $3,200,000,000, one Instant Army Base with HMMVVs, M-16s and Kalasinkov PKMS for $2,000,000,000, one Thermal Deploymerization Plant for $40,000,000, five Construction Packages for $1,000,000,000. We await your response and look to using Leafanistan for future business.
Hail the Corporation!
Golden Bullet Corp.

(OOC: We're a corporate police state, so we're combing Defence and Law and Order budgets)

From the Grand Councilor of the Frenzia Defense Council

You recently received an order placed by one of my council members,we would all like it if you could fill this order.If this order is not filled by tomorrow at 5:00 pm eastern time we will have no choice but to decide if we should cancel this order.We will however wave this memo if

1 You are experiencing any kind of difficultly.

2 Or if you reply to this topic before 5:00 pm eastern time on Wednesday,November the 8th 2005.

We thank you in advance for your cooperation

Signed Grand Councilor General at Arms Stephenson

From the Frenzia Defense Council:

We regret to inform you that we are officially terminating our order with you.We will however wave this termination notice if you reply to this topic before Saturday November 12 at 12:00 pm eastren time.

If you respond to us after the contract is terminated we may make a new contract.

From the Grand Councilor of the Frenzia Defense Council

You recently received an order placed by one of my council members,we would all like it if you could fill this order.If this order is not filled by tomorrow at 5:00 pm eastern time we will have no choice but to decide if we should cancel this order.We will however wave this memo if

1 You are experiencing any kind of difficultly.

OOC: I go out one night for some fun and now everyone hates me? Can't a gy get a break?

Anywho all orders are filled and shipped. We are sending an order of ARs as an apology for not filling the order earlier.

Hidden Weapons Platform Truck [Anti-Shipping] × 100 ($30 million)

88 mm Gun on Self-Propelled Chassis × 300 ($270 million)

Type 40 Revolver MLRS × 128 ($16.64 billion)

Thermal Depolymerization Plant × 1 ($40 million)

Arms Factories Package × 1 ($1.4 billion)

Instant POW Camp × 4 ($4 billion)


For at total of $22.38 billion

Hidden Weapons Platform Truck [Anti-Shipping] × 100 ($30 million)

88 mm Gun on Self-Propelled Chassis × 300 ($270 million)

Type 40 Revolver MLRS × 128 ($16.64 billion)

Thermal Depolymerization Plant × 1 ($40 million)

Arms Factories Package × 1 ($1.4 billion)

Instant POW Camp × 4 ($4 billion)


For at total of $22.38 billion

Order confirmed we are preparing to ship, thank you.

=Encrypted Message=

Needing Weapons.

We'd like
1 Jihad Package (AK-74)
1 of your AR-550 packages
and another 100 HWPTs.

Models for the HWPTs:
10 Anti-shipping HWPTs 2 Exocet anti-shipping missiles
30 IFV HWPTs 4 12.7mm MGs
30 Anti-Tank HWPT 12 AT-14 Kornet Missiles
5 SSM HWPTs 2 Tomahawks
15 Anti-Aircraft Artillery HWPTs 1 88mm
10 Self Destruct HWPTs 120 kilos of C4 C4

Cost: $40,500,000

Thank you, TLA.

=END TRANSMISSION=

OOC: Ahem, sorry Leaf', didn't know.

==Message Encrypted==
From: General Lente - Supreme Leader of The Helghan Army
To: The Leafanistani Storefront
Subject: N/A

As head of the military of The Helghan Empire, I require this weapon:
The Sex Bomb, or prefarably, how to make one.
1.4 Billion will be sent as soon as order is confirmed. And you promise teach me how to constuct this weapon.
Total Cost: $1.4 Billion

Transmission Ended
==Message Encrypted==

OOC: Just in case it was never clear all orders are made via secure channels, its just the movement of these supplies that could be tracked, though with such a huge arms industry and how satellite imagery could only tell so much in such a short timespan these orders would be relatively secure.

All orders confirmed, and we have shipped a crate of fine Harvest green wines, produced offworld, very unusual flavor, for our finer customers. As a personal thank you.

OOC: Do you have an upgrade program that turns T-90s into AVT-90s?

From: EAC Abteilung der Kriegsmaterialien
To: Leafanistani Integrated Storefront

We require:
Barbour class Resupply Ship x 200
Land Rover Model CJ-14 Scout Car x 10000 (7.62mm MG)
88mm AAA x 5000
5,000 Soldiers Package x 50 (G36 ARs)

Total of $8.44 billion wired on confirmation

Priority Message to Leafanistan

We require a Tango Class Diesel-Electric Submarine for IMMEDIATE clandestine operations. It is unknown to us whether or not the Tango class submarine can beach itself to conduct Amphibious landing operations or not, but we NEED one that can. If you have one of these available, we will pay TOP CASH for it. If one of these vessels is not available, we have a package that will allow us to MAKE it into an amphibious vessel within 24 hours. If this is what is needed, we will fly a heavy lift plane to the docks at once.

We also request a total of 20 of your 2 kiloton Tactical Nuclear warheads.

We need:

1 Special Ops Package
$95 million

1 Guerilla Warfare Package
165 Million

200 HWPTs
of which
50 AA TELAR system HWPTs
30 IFV variant HWPTs
50 Anti-shipping variant HWPTs
20 ATGuided Missile HWPTs
20 AA 88mm Artillery HWPTs
25 SS Tomahawk HWPTs
5 C4 HWPTs
$60 Million

1 Instant Army Base with HMMWVs $2 Billion
with 7.62 Machinegun nests and .50 Watchtowers.
of the HMMWVs
75 with 7.62 Machine guns.
50 with .55 Machine guns
50 with 40 mm Grenade launchers
25 with TOW missiles
1 Motorized Artillery Package Sungri Scouts $250 million
50 40mm Grenade launcher
100 7.62 Machine Gun
100 .55 Machine Gun
Combat Motorcycles
50 RPG-16s
50 7.62 Machine Guns.
50 .55 Machine Guns
All ARs AK-104s

$2,570,000,000 Payment.

Money wired.

OOC: I'm applying for College so expect less detailed posts and more "Okay its all done."

All orders are filled expect 6 months for full delivery.

OOC: Do you have an upgrade program that turns T-90s into AVT-90s?

While based on a similar premise we use a vastly different autoloading system, the turret is slightly larger and higher up (better gun mounting), our electronics are different and we use native optical equipment. However we can upgrade T-90s to a higher standard for a price of course. We can set it at $500,000 greater than our normal upgrade package. However we need to know what exactly needs upgrading.

Priority Message to Leafanistan

We require a Tango Class Diesel-Electric Submarine for IMMEDIATE clandestine operations. It is unknown to us whether or not the Tango class submarine can beach itself to conduct Amphibious landing operations or not, but we NEED one that can. If you have one of these available, we will pay TOP CASH for it. If one of these vessels is not available, we have a package that will allow us to MAKE it into an amphibious vessel within 24 hours. If this is what is needed, we will fly a heavy lift plane to the docks at once.

We also request a total of 20 of your 2 kiloton Tactical Nuclear warheads.

OOC: Pretend this was filled out first and rapidly.

The Tango was built for deep water missions, however if you wish to modify a Tango-hull we can allow that. We are accepting aircraft at the Sierra Visions Inc. Campus, we are sending tracking numbers for a pleasure airliner that a Leafanistani official owns to be used for your plane. You are cleared for landing in the next 24 hours.

The West Canada Union woud like to purchase the following:

30,000 M16A4s (with 5.56 NATO round) = 8 million
2,000 HMMVV (with .50 cal MG) = 450 million
500 AVT-90M MBTs = 600 million
500 BMP-2 APC (73 mm light cannon) = 225 million
300 88mm AAA = 210 million
300 AH-05 Spikes = 330 million
100 F-15s = 2,200 million (2.2 billion)

Final total:
3.873 billion dollars

Thank you for your time.

Jamie Rivers,
Secretary of Defense
Commonwealth of West Canada Union

The West Canada Union woud like to purchase the following:

30,000 M16A4s (with 5.56 NATO round) = 8 million
2,000 HMMVV (with .50 cal MG) = 450 million
500 AVT-90M MBTs = 600 million
500 BMP-2 APC (73 mm light cannon) = 225 million
300 88mm AAA = 210 million
300 AH-05 Spikes = 330 million
100 F-15s = 2,200 million (2.2 billion)

Final total:
3.873 billion dollars

Thank you for your time.

Jamie Rivers,
Secretary of Defense
Commonwealth of West Canada Union

This order is confirmed we await payment.

The money has been wired to the Leafanistani Central Bank.

Thank you for your prompt delivery.

OOC: Sorry leaf, I discovered a different means to get supplies into Torontia.