NationStates Jolt Archive

Because I do not want to read threw all the pages, I am going to request the following:
Do you have any tanks that can cope with cold terrains (e.g. Russian) that my nation can afford? We would also like to copy and manufacture these tanks for future use. These tanks should be for MT.

Due to our massive hate of super-ultra-mega-big-ships, we have decided to order 250 - 2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile's.

Please ship to Everette Naval Defense Station.


Price: 106,250,000,000 USD

Because I do not want to read threw all the pages, I am going to request the following:
Do you have any tanks that can cope with cold terrains (e.g. Russian) that my nation can afford? We would also like to copy and manufacture these tanks for future use. These tanks should be for MT.

All the products are on the first page, and I believe he even has a few of the T series.

Most tanks would be ok in the snow IMO, no better or worse than any other, but that's just me.

when we say snow we mean alot of blizzards, and some varying gradients (e.g. hills.)

T-55/AVT-55 LBTs

A group of 100 of these tanks are $80 million US

Hm. what you think? 300 of these maybe. Which makes 240 million US.
Unless some1 can design me a completly new tank fit for our lands, Ill consider this order.

The confederacy of Wortyme is debating whether or not to enter a war. As the debate is leaning toward "yes",we would like to place another order:

20 MiG-25G Foxbat-G Mach 3 Interceptor:$540 million

2 Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier:$1 billion

300 88mm Anti-Aircraft Artillery:$270 million

Anti-Aircraft Artillery Package:$550 million

Howister Package:$150 million

Money wired upon confirmation.

The Confederacy of Wortyme would like to purchase the following:

The AK-104 Package:$2 million

100 T-55/AVT-55 LBTs:$80 million

10 MiG-21:$190 million

Arms Factories Package:$1.4 billion

Total: 1,672,000,000. This will be wired to you upon delivery.

Thank you.

Your order has been confirmed we are shipping. Thank you.

To:Leafanistani Integrated Storefront, LLC
From: Armed Forces of Asgarnieu
Subject: New Order

Due to your HUGE selection, we have decided to place another order. We require the following:

1 Close Quarters Package- $65,000,000 USD
1 (5,000) Soldiers Package- $50,000,000 USD
1 Security Team Package- $35,000,000 USD
1 Construction Package- $200,000,000 USD
1 Thermal Depolymerization Plant- $40,000,000 USD

TOTAL: $390,000,000 USD
TIP: $20,000,000 USD
TAX: $4,563,008 USD
SHIPPING AND HANDELING: $600,589 USD
SHIP TO: 1217 ARMORY ROAD, HOLY EMPIRE OF ASGARNIEU

Your order has been confirmed and we are shipping. Thank you.

T-55/AVT-55 LBTs

A group of 100 of these tanks are $80 million US

Hm. what you think? 300 of these maybe. Which makes 240 million US.
Unless some1 can design me a completly new tank fit for our lands, Ill consider this order.

You'll be happy to know that the T-series was outfitted especially for the Russians, so it works well in the snow. And Leafanistan contains many mountains near the capital along with fierce Russian blizzards. However, we'll check the heating systems and we'll add snow chains. It will cost another $15 million US for all the upgrades. Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

The confederacy of Wortyme is debating whether or not to enter a war. As the debate is leaning toward "yes",we would like to place another order:

20 MiG-25G Foxbat-G Mach 3 Interceptor:$540 million

2 Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier:$1 billion

300 88mm Anti-Aircraft Artillery:$270 million

Anti-Aircraft Artillery Package:$550 million

Howister Package:$150 million

Money wired upon confirmation.

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

New item: Dietz-class Rapid Attack Hydrofoil bump.

New item: Dietz-class Rapid Attack Hydrofoil bump.

Is that something that could possibly replace my LCACS for combat duty about Destroyers?

Excellent.

400 of them.

5.95 billion USD

The armed forces of the Great Fisherman require:
Howister Package x 10 - $1.5 billion
Instant (Border) Checkpoint (.50 cal MGs , 77.62mm MG Sungris) x 20 - $ 300 million
Instant Army Base x 10 (all MGs 7.62 mm FN SAW, 7.62 mm MG Sungris, 7.62 mm AK-104s )- $17 billion
Instant Naval Base x 3 (all MGs 7.62 mm FN SAW, 7.62 mm MG Sungris, 7.62 mm AK-104s ) - $6 billion
Instant Air Base x 15 (all MGs 7.62 mm FN SAW, 7.62 mm MG Sungris, 7.62 mm AK-104s ) - $30 billion
Subtotal of $57.8 billion
Allied discount (C.I.N) 15%
Total of $49.13 billion wired on confirmation

Long live the Great Fisherman!
May he land the big one!

We have wired threw $255 million USD. Thank you.

Is that something that could possibly replace my LCACS for combat duty about Destroyers?

Excellent.

400 of them.

5.95 billion USD

A winner is you! Thank you, we are shipping.

The armed forces of the Great Fisherman require:
Howister Package x 10 - $1.5 billion
Instant (Border) Checkpoint (.50 cal MGs , 77.62mm MG Sungris) x 20 - $ 300 million
Instant Army Base x 10 (all MGs 7.62 mm FN SAW, 7.62 mm MG Sungris, 7.62 mm AK-104s )- $17 billion
Instant Naval Base x 3 (all MGs 7.62 mm FN SAW, 7.62 mm MG Sungris, 7.62 mm AK-104s ) - $6 billion
Instant Air Base x 15 (all MGs 7.62 mm FN SAW, 7.62 mm MG Sungris, 7.62 mm AK-104s ) - $30 billion
Subtotal of $57.8 billion
Allied discount (C.I.N) 15%
Total of $49.13 billion wired on confirmation

Long live the Great Fisherman!
May he land the big one!

You win even harder, thank you. We are shipping.

Have you considered selling Paul Kaufman clones? You have his toothbrush, after all. It might be a good way to make up for all the back taxes he owes you, and Algeristan wouldn't get so worked up about the possibility that I might kill his one-dimensional character.

I figure you can breed them in a fast-grow culture and imprint insanity, homophobia, and right-wing meglomania into each and every one. Offer a "cultural colour"/skin tone alteration option so that your very own Paul Kaufman clone can be had in either African, Arab, White Supremacist, Asian, Latino, or Klingon varieties. Sure, they have genetic quirks, but that only makes them more endearing. And they never live long enough as world leaders for the quirks to matter - their actual lifespan is even shorter than their biological one!

Culturing takes 1-2 years (you decide), and delivery is by freighter, under anesthetic.

Order yours today!!!

OOC: It's a ghastly thought, but one I just had to share...

88mm Anti-Aircraft Artillery-2

big_boom defence minister

140 million will be wired upon confirmation

T-55/AVT-55 LBTs

A group of 100 of these tanks are $80 million US

Hm. what you think? 300 of these maybe. Which makes 240 million US.
Unless some1 can design me a completly new tank fit for our lands, Ill consider this order.

I could probley design you a new tank
100 for
$70 Million

well first you have to tell me about the new tank......

It will be specialy designed for going in snowy conditions

Features:

SnowTrack Wheals
SnowTrack Puller (Optional , If needed)
SnowTrack Cabin Heater
SnowTrack 3 Person Cabin
Special Thermal HE Tank Shells
10 anti air missiles of your choice (If you would like them)

Any other features you want can be added as this is a custom

Hm. No Im happy with my current tank orders.

Sure lol , we will add anything you want? and did you know in your current order their is no cabin heating

We will install that, if it is truly not present, ourselves.

Ok , i will get back to devopeming the AZ9

It will be specialy designed for going in snowy conditions

Features:

SnowTrack Wheals
SnowTrack Puller (Optional , If needed)
SnowTrack Cabin Heater
SnowTrack 3 Person Cabin
Special Thermal HE Tank Shells
10 anti air missiles of your choice (If you would like them)

Any other features you want can be added as this is a custom

First, don't solict in my storefront, its very impolite. Secondly, HEAT shells are standard on tanks, I've included snow chains if he wants improved performance, and our heaters are graded to work at -45 F. Please don't sell here.

88mm Anti-Aircraft Artillery-2

big_boom defence minister

140 million will be wired upon confirmation

We have confirmed your order and we are shipping. THank you.

Why have you forsaken me!
In your eyes forsaken me!
In your thoughts forsaken me!
In your heart forsaken me!
Oh, trust in my, self-righteous suicide..
I cry, when BUMPs deserve to die!

The AK-104 Package

Please specify: 5.56 NATO, 5.45*39mm or 7.62*39mm

The AK-104 is the newest version of the AK design, small and compact it has better characteristics than the AKS-74U because of a lenghtened barrel. All major calibers are represented specify before delivery or else all will be 7.62mm*39mm.

10,000 rifles plus an extra 500,000 rounds

$2 million US

I will take 200,000 (which means 10 million rounds right?)
that will be $40 million wired through on confirmation

make that NATO

make that NATO

Done, your order has been confirmed we are shipping.

Hello friend! I greet you! I am in need of some cheap weaponary (to be bought in bulk. ie. conscript rifle,
Caesar Nero II
Emperor, Ancient - Rome

Hello friend! I greet you! I am in need of some cheap weaponary (to be bought in bulk. ie. conscript rifle,
Caesar Nero II
Emperor, Ancient - Rome

Just name how many of our rifles you need and they shall be sent.

"5,000!, Money Wired"
Praetus Verus, Head Legionnaire

"5,000!, Money Wired"
Praetus Verus, Head Legionnaire

You should follow our package descriptions. I don't know if you want 5,000 10,000 rifle packages, or 5,000 rifles, but we've decided to donate 100,000 rifles and mercenaries to train your armies for the next 15 NS years.

the mony for Karats purchases have been wired

:D Karat wisshes to buy

30 MIG-21 for 49 mill

40 A-10 Thunderbolt II or "Warthog for 85 mill

total amount 134 mill :D

:D Karat wisshes to buy

30 MIG-21 for 49 mill

40 A-10 Thunderbolt II or "Warthog for 85 mill

total amount 134 mill :D

Done, we are shipping, thank you.

leaf did you recieve my order from that Rome looks for allies thread in trade of Iron?

We want more all purpose semi-disposable ships. 1500 South Sea Class Frigates are required.

25.5 billion USD

We want more all purpose semi-disposable ships. 1500 South Sea Class Frigates are required.

25.5 billion USD

Holy fuck, sure, your order has been confirmed, give us 2 NS years to finish this order.

Also, this is a semi-bump promotion for the Jaju Sedan and the Land Rover CJ-14 Scout Car.

Mercenaries fans rejoice, as the Jaju and the Chinese Scout Car has arrived.

what, my order?

Holy fuck, sure, your order has been confirmed, give us 2 NS years to finish this order.

Also, this is a semi-bump promotion for the Jaju Sedan and the Land Rover CJ-14 Scout Car.

Mercenaries fans rejoice, as the Jaju and the Chinese Scout Car has arrived.

*screams*

JAJU MANIA!

CHINESE SCOUT CARS!

*goes to front page, expect another multi-billion dollar purchase soon*

Land Rover Model CJ-14 Scout Car

I'll take 100 packages.

10,200,000,000 USD.

the Tokera will buy 500 Sungri Scout Package totaling 1million cars for a total of $35,000,000,000 with 200,000 of each type

200,000x 1 mounted 7.62 mm machine gun, comes with 20 boxes (400 rounds per box) of chain-fed ammo
200,000x a mounted RPG-16 with 40 tandem-HEAT rounds, 40 40mm anti-personnel rounds
200,000x a mounted .50 cal Browning MG comes with 15 boxes (150 rounds per box) of chain-fed ammo
200,000x a MRLS system firing 40 mm anti-personnel grenades preset to detonate after launching 1.2 km
or 500 m, must stop vehicle to activate, can fire up to 30 rockets at a time, comes with 150 extra
rockets
200,000x replace turret area with extra 4 seats for use as troop transport

money is wired upon confermation

Land Rover Model CJ-14 Scout Car

I'll take 100 packages.

10,200,000,000 USD.

Your order has been confirmed, we have begun shipping. Thank you.

the Tokera will buy 500 Sungri Scout Package totaling 1million cars for a total of $35,000,000,000 with 200,000 of each type

200,000x 1 mounted 7.62 mm machine gun, comes with 20 boxes (400 rounds per box) of chain-fed ammo
200,000x a mounted RPG-16 with 40 tandem-HEAT rounds, 40 40mm anti-personnel rounds
200,000x a mounted .50 cal Browning MG comes with 15 boxes (150 rounds per box) of chain-fed ammo
200,000x a MRLS system firing 40 mm anti-personnel grenades preset to detonate after launching 1.2 km
or 500 m, must stop vehicle to activate, can fire up to 30 rockets at a time, comes with 150 extra
rockets
200,000x replace turret area with extra 4 seats for use as troop transport

money is wired upon confermation

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping, thank you.

Bump for the new Luxury Palace and Instant Embassy packages.

OOC: Might I make a suggestion for the Luxury Palace package? Several Olympic-size swimming pools. What good is a palace without pools? :p

OOC: Might I make a suggestion for the Luxury Palace package? Several Olympic-size swimming pools. What good is a palace without pools? :p

You get a free one for that.

You get a free one for that.

OOC: Oh yay! Leaf, you rule. :D

IC: We'll have the palace placed about 100 miles west of Washington, D.C., in the mountains. President Kanos would like to use it as his mountain retreat and new estate. .50-caliber for the watchtower machine guns, please.

OOC: Oh yay! Leaf, you rule. :D

IC: We'll have the palace placed about 100 miles west of Washington, D.C., in the mountains. President Kanos would like to use it as his mountain retreat and new estate. .50-caliber for the watchtower machine guns, please.

Done, we are shipping, thank you. Enjoy your free palace, courtesy of the Glorious Republic.

M16A4 and G36A2 Rifle now avaiable bump.

Adding US and German equipment bump.

Want to make a offer for my Iron deposits Leafy?

Want to make a offer for my Iron deposits Leafy?

Didn't I? Well..make one there then.

200 AVT-90Ms
50 F-22 Raptors
100,000 MP7 PDWs

Probaly too much though....

200 AVT-90Ms
50 F-22 Raptors
100,000 MP7 PDWs

Probaly too much though....

Since we are clearing out our stock of Raptors for the Su-79....we'll take it. We just will give you only MP-5Ks though, similar to the MP7.

The Republic of Steinbrech sees it is in our best interest to buy some militay items from you, Leafanistan. One Assault rifle package (5.65mm M16A4) will suit us finely (The cost is coming from not only defense but several other budgets as well, so price is'nt much of a factor). The total cost comes to $2,000,000. Money will be wired upon confirmation of the order.

OOC: Got any ammo packages coming?

I request two AA packages for the price of $1.100 Billion, money will be wired on conformation.


Phill Martinez
-Chairman, Filghtopian Joint Chiefs of Staff

Also, 100 Scorpian Light Attack Dune Buggys, 1/2 with 50. cals, 1/2 with the rocket launcher for the price of $50 Million.

The Republic of Steinbrech sees it is in our best interest to buy some militay items from you, Leafanistan. One Assault rifle package (5.65mm M16A4) will suit us finely (The cost is coming from not only defense but several other budgets as well, so price is'nt much of a factor). The total cost comes to $2,000,000. Money will be wired upon confirmation of the order.

OOC: Got any ammo packages coming?

Sure, ammo packages are on route for you, 5 millino assorted rounds, shelf life of 10 years. Free of charge to suggseting it. Your order has been confirmed and we are shipping.

I request two AA packages for the price of $1.100 Billion, money will be wired on conformation.
Also, 100 Scorpian Light Attack Dune Buggys, 1/2 with 50. cals, 1/2 with the rocket launcher for the price of $50 Million.

Phill Martinez
-Chairman, Filghtopian Joint Chiefs of Staff

Order has been confirmed, we are shipping.

We thank Leafanistan for their kind and swift delivery of our goods, and we also thank you for sending us the ammunition package. We hope to make several more visits to this storefront soon. Money wired.

We thank Leafanistan for their kind and swift delivery of our goods, and we also thank you for sending us the ammunition package. We hope to make several more visits to this storefront soon. Money wired.

We thank you for the prompt reply and adding money to our coffers, currently we have a nuclear fallout situation and this money will go to a worthy cause, helping innocent souls from being the victims of fallout.

Hey, I just sent M*A*S*H units over there! Need one nearby?

i suggest a nuclear containment package

bump

bump

could you make me a anti terrorist taskforce package if possible. We are in need of a new task force

OOC: He's on vacation right now, so you're not going to get a response for awhile.

OOC: He's on vacation right now, so you're not going to get a response for awhile.

OOC: Not anymore, though I wish I was still on holiday...*sigh*, how I love the ladies.

I'll get to work on a Anti-terrorism package and a nuclear containment package.

In expectation on the upcoming war we would like to purchase the following:
1 Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier 1 billion
150 MI-24 Hinds 285 Million
A Mechanized Infantry Division package 3 Billion
and
2 5,000 Soldiers Package 200 Million
=
3,385,000,000
Payment is automaticly wired, it is heavly stressed that this shipment arrives.
These are time critical.

the payment for the afighter planes have been wired :D

In expectation on the upcoming war we would like to purchase the following:
1 Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier 1 billion
150 MI-24 Hinds 285 Million
A Mechanized Infantry Division package 3 Billion
and
2 5,000 Soldiers Package 200 Million
=
3,385,000,000
Payment is automaticly wired, it is heavly stressed that this shipment arrives.
These are time critical.

As an ally we understand, we are rapidly building as fast as we can, shipping the carrier with as many Hinds as we could get ASAP. However we still have 67 Hinds to construct, working as fast as we can. Thank you.

what war are you guys getting ready for?

what war are you guys getting ready for?

OOC: Closed RP, the kidnapped King one. The King tried to murder an international peace delegation, but we throughly owned him. Though trying to murder an international peace delegation creates trouble, and needless to see, we are pretty pissed off.

To: Leafanistan

As our two nations are socialist, although we have very different forms of socialism as ours is very radical and anti-revisionist, does Leafanistan offer a discount to socialist nations?

To: Leafanistan

As our two nations are socialist, although we have very different forms of socialism as ours is very radical and anti-revisionist, does Leafanistan offer a discount to socialist nations?

OOC: If you join the Alliance of Marxist Nations via the link in our signature, and put it in your signature you automatically qualify for a discount, discount amounts are listed at the top of the catalouge in green.

What ideological aspect of communism does the Alliance of Marxist Nations have?

Our nation is guided by Marxism-Leninism-Maoism thought.

What is the AoMN stance on these issues:

*Three Worlds theory

*Mass Line theory

*Relations with the capitalist bloc

*Self criticism within inter party dialogue.

*The 20th party congress of 1956 of the Communist Party of the USSR.

Our nation would be uneasy about joining a bloc of fake communists or revisionists.

Please answer these questions so as to help us decide whether to join this AoMN.

OOC: Closed RP, the kidnapped King one. The King tried to murder an international peace delegation, but we throughly owned him. Though trying to murder an international peace delegation creates trouble, and needless to see, we are pretty pissed off.

oh that one, ok

TO: Leafanistan
RE: Storefront Purchases

To the esteemed nation of Leafanistan, we wish to purchase one of your Assault Rifle packages, 5.56mm M16A4's. Thank you.

FROM: President Fred K. McGriff
Vice President William J. Peterson
Chairman, Joint Cheifs of Staff, Lenard P. Davies

What ideological aspect of communism does the Alliance of Marxist Nations have?

Our nation is guided by Marxism-Leninism-Maoism thought.

What is the AoMN stance on these issues:

*Three Worlds theory

*Mass Line theory

*Relations with the capitalist bloc

*Self criticism within inter party dialogue.

*The 20th party congress of 1956 of the Communist Party of the USSR.

Our nation would be uneasy about joining a bloc of fake communists or revisionists.

Please answer these questions so as to help us decide whether to join this AoMN.

OOC: Blah blah blah, all marxist nations welcomed, Saharistan.

TO: Leafanistan
RE: Storefront Purchases

To the esteemed nation of Leafanistan, we wish to purchase one of your Assault Rifle packages, 5.56mm M16A4's. Thank you.

FROM: President Fred K. McGriff
Vice President William J. Peterson
Chairman, Joint Cheifs of Staff, Lenard P. Davies

We are shipping, we await payment. Thank you.

TO: Leafanistan
RE: Purchases

Thank you. Money wired.

FROM: blah blah, my hand's getting tired.

have you completed the anti terrorist package and nuclear containment package.

have you completed the anti terrorist package and nuclear containment package.

DAMNIT WOMAN I'M WORKING ON IT!

There, it is done.

dont call me a woman chicken fukr. lol just kiddin

we will like to purchase the following for $765,000,000.
2x Radiation Cleanup Package
5x Counter-terrorism or Special Ops Package

OOC: I was thinking along the lines of less weapons for the Counter-terrorism package and more stuff that I couldnt just buy anywhere but ok. Like border stuff, surveliance, things to find a terrorist and then stuff to disarm bombs and stuff, and high tech technology fro stopping them. But thanks

dont call me a woman chicken fukr. lol just kiddin

we will like to purchase the following for $765,000,000.
2x Radiation Cleanup Package
5x Counter-terrorism or Special Ops Package

OOC: I was thinking along the lines of less weapons for the Counter-terrorism package and more stuff that I couldnt just buy anywhere but ok. Like border stuff, surveliance, things to find a terrorist and then stuff to disarm bombs and stuff, and high tech technology fro stopping them. But thanks

We are shipping you night-vision optics, scopes and defusal kits now for suggesting us.

BUMP for:

Combat Motorcycle
Motorized Infantry Package
Radiation Cleanup Package
Counter-terrorism Package

etc.

can you design a UCAV for me?
It needs to be able to defend its self in the air, attack ground targets, able to be carrier launched, fully autonomous with friend or foe recognition, and capable to do long range border patrol.

if you can just name the price and i will buy some and the product design, or production rights.

can you design a UCAV for me?
It needs to be able to defend its self in the air, attack ground targets, able to be carrier launched, fully autonomous with friend or foe recognition, and capable to do long range border patrol.

if you can just name the price and i will buy some and the product design, or production rights.

OOC: Our forces currently use UCAVs, three types, recon, or remote bombing. Fighters are used only in contanminated environments. To do all that you'll have to for practices sake, install FoF transponders on all your aircraft, and developed advanced AIs. Now, I just realized, I've done all this. We'll jointly develop this. Now our recon UCAV-07 "Cow" can be easily modified, I say 4 internal AAMs, and hard points for external missiles. Also, an internal cannon, 25mm/30mm/or Leafanistani Standard 50mm. It is already carrier launched so that is good. Fuel is a bit low, we'll just increase its size a bit. As for AIs, we have hte Pegasus series of N.I.s or Niche Intelligences that can do this type of stuff, we just have to rearrange the neural net for this kinda processing. Good idea! I'll start cranking out test models.

ok ill see what i can do

ok ill see what i can do

OOC: Send avionics and RADAR equipment.

Bump for self-loading rifle packages sorta a sniper rifle package like thingy.

Cheapest thing I sell.

Bump for SA-8 TELAR vehicle

Bump for 'Everyone look at my cool storefront lawlalwlawlawlw"

The Lone Alliance would like to purchase the

Combat Motorcycle Package: 700 RPG-16 700 .50 cal MG and 600 7.62.
45 Million

Oh and the Dune buggy seems expensive for only 100. (Since 2000 Sungri Scouts cost only 70,000)

If the Scorpian Light Attack Dune Buggy Package is 50 Million for 2000. (Like the rest)
Then we will be buying them: Models: 200 ATGMs, 600 50 cal mounted MG,
400 "Beckman" rocket launcher 750 Duel 7.62, 50 Passenger models.
50 Million.

If accepted money will automaticly arrive on recievement of shipment. We are about to get an economy boost to provide for this.

The Lone Alliance would like to purchase the

Combat Motorcycle Package: 700 RPG-16 700 .50 cal MG and 600 7.62.
45 Million

Oh and the Dune buggy seems expensive for only 100. (Since 2000 Sungri Scouts cost only 70,000)

If the Scorpian Light Attack Dune Buggy Package is 50 Million for 2000. (Like the rest)
Then we will be buying them: Models: 200 ATGMs, 600 50 cal mounted MG,
400 "Beckman" rocket launcher 750 Duel 7.62, 50 Passenger models.
50 Million.

If accepted money will automaticly arrive on recievement of shipment. We are about to get an economy boost to provide for this.

Fixed, and we are shipping. Thank you.

OOC: Send avionics and RADAR equipment.
what do you mean ideas for them or what?

what do you mean ideas for them or what?

OOC: Yeah, specs on avonics and RADAR systems I'm not good with. I can't just pull UCAVs out my butt.

well im not good with that stuff either but ill see what i can find

ooc:oh come on why cant you pull it out your butt, i can

well im not good with that stuff either but ill see what i can find

ooc:oh come on why cant you pull it out your butt, i can

OOC: Perhaps my ass isn't as cavernous as yours, Goatse man! LOL....jk, lets share the work and call it a joint project.

BUMP for UH-60 Blackhawk.

OOC: Perhaps my ass isn't as cavernous as yours, Goatse man! LOL....jk, lets share the work and call it a joint project.

BUMP for UH-60 Blackhawk.

LOL.ok ill see what i can find from other uavs, ucavs, and aircrafts to use. I will also be thinking of other aspects to add.

OOC: Man, UCAVs are fun! you get to come up with random systems that control it! use one of mine for inspiration if you need to...

i suggest using some specs from the ERMP Warrior (http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/aircraft/warrior.htm). Specifically the The Synthetic Aperture Radar/Moving Target Indicator [SAR/MTI] is an Army acquisition category III program. SAR/MTI, when installed on the Tactical Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (TUAV), was to provide imaging of stationary targets and detection of moving targets, resulting in the tactical commander having increased situational awareness during periods of adverse weather and through battlefield obscurants. The Army estimated that total life-cycle costs would exceed $100 million for acquiring, operating, and maintaining 86 SAR/MTI systems.

I know we have attacked you, but I have two requests.

1. I wish to engage in a alliance with you.

2. A complete micro-sat TR system, plus 2 extra sats.

Purchase of 18 billion, using storefront money (God, we've nearly run out).

I have a few ideas that I will TG to you tomorrow.

I know we have attacked you, but I have two requests.

1. I wish to engage in a alliance with you.

2. A complete micro-sat TR system, plus 2 extra sats.

Purchase of 18 billion, using storefront money (God, we've nearly run out).

As long as we have your word that you'll never strike us in anger again, we'll engage in an alliance with you and sell you the equipment.

I'm working on stats for the UCAV and I'm wondering, what would you like ot see being sold at this storefront?

Encrypted Communique to Leafanistan

Greetings, esteemed ally. Due to the alarming trend of increasing WMD proliferation occurring in the international community, we feel that it is time to further upgrade our own deterrents. Previously, we maintained only nuclear deterrents; now, we find we must expand. Therefore, we would like to purchase the following:

Mustard Gas Package: $1.4 billion
Sarin Gas Package: $2.7 billion
Anthrax Package: $1.7 billion

Payment of $5.8 billion will be wired upon confirmation.

We would also like to inquire as to the possibility of you providing us (and other trusted customers of your storefront) the following:

VX nerve agent
Ebola
Bubonic plague
Smallpox

Finally, some of our scientists in our newly created Biological and Chemical Warfare Division (BCWD) have brainstormed an idea for a biological weapon of epic proportions. You are requested to telegram the the offices of the BCWD if you are interested for more information. Thank you for your time.

End Encrypted Communique

Encrypted Communique to Leafanistan

Greetings, esteemed ally. Due to the alarming trend of increasing WMD proliferation occurring in the international community, we feel that it is time to further upgrade our own deterrents. Previously, we maintained only nuclear deterrents; now, we find we must expand. Therefore, we would like to purchase the following:

Mustard Gas Package: $1.4 billion
Sarin Gas Package: $2.7 billion
Anthrax Package: $1.7 billion

Payment of $5.8 billion will be wired upon confirmation.

We would also like to inquire as to the possibility of you providing us (and other trusted customers of your storefront) the following:

VX nerve agent
Ebola
Bubonic plague
Smallpox

Finally, some of our scientists in our newly created Biological and Chemical Warfare Division (BCWD) have brainstormed an idea for a biological weapon of epic proportions. You are requested to telegram the the offices of the BCWD if you are interested for more information. Thank you for your time.

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Encrypted Reply

As an esteemed ally we are sending what you have purchased along wtih samples and equipment to manufacture the other things. As for ultimate biological warfare, we keep enough corpses on hand to unleash a plague of epic proportions. I think you know what we mean. We hope to hear from you again.

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The Republic of Waldenburg Would Like to Purchase 10 South Sea Frigates for 200,000,000 USD which will be wired to you on conformation of sale.

The Republic of Waldenburg Would Like to Purchase 10 South Sea Frigates for 200,000,000 USD which will be wired to you on conformation of sale.

Your order has been confirmed and we are shipping.

As long as we have your word that you'll never strike us in anger again, we'll engage in an alliance with you and sell you the equipment.

I'm working on stats for the UCAV and I'm wondering, what would you like ot see being sold at this storefront?

OOC: UCAV?

Also, that strike was stupid of mine in the Algeristan war, I was under the impression he was still alive. We never strike you in anger, but we ask that you do the same.

Of course Velkya, then let us engage in a fruitful alliance!

OOC: And that was a general question, I want to know, what can I do to improve the storefront, and what woudl you like see being sold here?

OOC: Well you've got to decide. Do you want to sell second rate stuff for terrorists, or rival Praetonia?

For me, I love your current stuff. Nice, cheap, lots of it. But I can't build a whole navy on your designs simply because I can't trust a frigate like the South Sea class when Prae sells one more expensive. Have you considered making an attack submarine or something interesting like that?

I had an idea for a submarine I was going to TG you about, I might later. It would be REVOLUTIONARY on nationstates.

Damnit I keep forgetting subs, expect some diesel and a nuclear sub soon.

OOC: Leafy, if you want, I can look over your UCAV stats and tell you what I think...

OOC: Leafy, if you want, I can look over your UCAV stats and tell you what I think...

OOC: Right now I'm fiddling with F-16 stats.

BUMP for the Tango-class Diesel Submarine

Someone want to tell me what a UCAV is? :p

OOC: UCAV?

Also, that strike was stupid of mine in the Algeristan war, I was under the impression he was still alive. We never strike you in anger, but we ask that you do the same.

A UCAV is a Unmanned Combat Air Vehicle . It is the possible future fighter which allows you to not sacrafice valuble pilots on missions that could be dangerous for humans

I've been thinking of using those for a LONG time, but I always thought that some noob would say that because the US doesn't have them they aren't possible.

A UCAV is a Unmanned Combat Air Vehicle . It is the possible future fighter which allows you to not sacrafice valuble pilots on missions that could be dangerous for humans

OOC: And I just realized I make the Pegasus series of Tactical Niche Intelligences which are used on CIWS systems on certain ships (the Tape series of NIs are used on lesser ships, they can't advice). I can't realize why I've never put 2 and 2 together.

I've been thinking of using those for a LONG time, but I always thought that some noob would say that because the US doesn't have them they aren't possible.
What UCAVs? the US are the Primary users of UCAVs along with japan, we are currently using the Predator UCAV and the United states is currently researching new UCAV technologies.

OOC: And I just realized I make the Pegasus series of Tactical Niche Intelligences which are used on CIWS systems on certain ships (the Tape series of NIs are used on lesser ships, they can't advice). I can't realize why I've never put 2 and 2 together.

well we can base it on it and just modify it a bit

Haven't you guys been reading the USAF site!

They just tested 3 of them in an actual thing like a few days ago. They passed GREAT. They went out, attacked "enemy" anti-air places, then challenged a plane that wasn't expected with the mission plan they had uploaded, and they computed which plane was best to take it down, and did it perfectly.

My expectations; no fighter pilots after 2025.

it could be even sooner with the current rate i am guessing that we wont have fighter pilots by 2020. And are you refering to the X-45?

My first generation DOMESTICALLY BUILT aircraft carrier is going to use UCAVS.

Discounting pilots is foolish - they increase mission adaptability, can respond better and faster to flaws in design, and have INITIATIVE - you can't program a drive to succed into a computer.

are you building it yet or is it still in design?

OOC:go with the F-22, faster, and a bit more agile, and about same range and load... at least for basis, which I modled the 34 off of

are you building it yet or is it still in design?

Still in design.

See, I'm thinking of just building an aphibious assault ship with a big runway on it. That way I can still have guns on the ship.

OOC: I've recently replaced the F-16 with another plane, a 5th generation one, so I have plenty of outdated F-16s to fiddle with. I have yet however to fully phase out the F-22.

OOC: The F-35A Joint Strike Fighter is supposed to replace the F-16, and the A-10. The B model is going to replace the AV-8B and F/A-18A/C in Marine service, and the AV-8B in Royal Navy service. The C model is going to replace the Navy F-14 and the F/A-18A/C. That is a fourth/fifth generation aircraft, and will be in full service in Steinbrech over several years, fully replacing the F-16's we have in about forty years. (We still have several design years to go before the F-16C is in service. Then we will design our F-35's.)

OOC: The F-35A Joint Strike Fighter is supposed to replace the F-16, and the A-10. The B model is going to replace the AV-8B and F/A-18A/C in Marine service, and the AV-8B in Royal Navy service. The C model is going to replace the Navy F-14 and the F/A-18A/C. That is a fourth/fifth generation aircraft, and will be in full service in Steinbrech over several years, fully replacing the F-16's we have in about forty years. (We still have several design years to go before the F-16C is in service. Then we will design our F-35's.)

OOC: You don't have to follow said course, I am replacing hte F-16 and A-10 with the J-10 or something. A 5th generation multirole-fighter bomber, forward swept wings that can fold inward during dive runs. The F-35 will probably never serve in Leafanistan.

Bump for CANDY LOTS OF CANDY!

I'd like to place an order for 5 Thermal Depolymerization Plants for $200m (40m each) that we agreed via telegram

We'll place an order for 2 sets of 10,000 AR-550's with the extra rounds, and 2 Instant Base Packages.
$1.7 Billion + $1.5 Billion will be wired. Thank you in advance

OOC: Leafanistan check your TGs

I'd like to place an order for 5 Thermal Depolymerization Plants for $200m (40m each) that we agreed via telegram

As promised we are shipping, and we have also sent the plans on how to build more. We hope to do business more often.

We'll place an order for 2 sets of 10,000 AR-550's with the extra rounds, and 2 Instant Base Packages.
$1.7 Billion + $1.5 Billion will be wired. Thank you in advance

Your order ahs been confirmed and we are shipping.

what did you think about the ideas i sent?

10 FMK-3 Packages with silencers ($22 million)
1 Antitank package ($6 million)
1 Combat motorcycle package - 1000* RPG-16, 1000* 7.62mm ($45 million)
1 Scorpian light Attack Dune buggy package 1000* 7.62mm MGs, 1000* Beckman Rocket launchers ($50 million)
2 5-ton truck packages one normal one long wheelbase ($14 million)
200 AVT-90M Tanks ($240 million)
400 BTR 80 APC - 250 * Autocannon, 125* ATGM variant, 25 Command Vehicle Variant ($140 million)
200 88mm Anti-Aircraft Artillery mounted on self propelled chassis ($180 million)
100 UH-60 BlackHawk Utility Helicoptor ($160 million)
100 AH-05s - 20*Anti Helicopter guided Missile variant, Rest stnadard 12.7mm machine gun variant ($110 million)
200 F-15s ($4400 million)
2 Indominable Class Aircraft Carriers ($2000 million)

Total 7.367 billion

PS can i have one hundred thousand M-65 woodland uniforms (couldnt find that on the list) and ten million normal and 2 million vergetarian ration packs?

Money on delivery
This is my entire military:)

Sorry about the nukes didnt notice that, il be back for them later :)

Tanks piss me off.

5000 A-10 Thunderbolt II's

USD 195,950,000,000

The Republic of Waldenburg 2 Would now ask of you for the following:
1 Airbase 2.0 Billion
1 Naval base 2.0 billion
1 Arms Factory 1.4 Billion
1 Army Base 1.7 Billion
For a total of 5.1 Billion which will be wired on conformation of sale.
Thank you

We've discovered a rather disturbing lack of high-speed vessels in our navy. We'd like to rectify that situation. We'll take 100 Dietz-class Rapid Attack Hydrofoils (50 with the 90mm gun, 25 with the 30mm autocannon, and 25 with the quad-.50 cal AA guns). $175 million to be wired upon confirmation.

1
5 2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile on mobile land based mounts ($5000 million)

Your nation is too small for him to give you nukes.


Some restrictions apply:

The Anti-WMD Club is the monitoring agency of this storefront, and will assist me in background checks for all potential customers. If you aren't a warmonger, a batshit insane dictator, or an enemy of any of my allies, you may just qualify!

-Nations under 50 million can't participate
-Nations deemed dangerous by any advisor can't participate
-Independent organizations can't participate to prevent terrorists
from gaining access to WMDs
-Massive Corporations that control nations can participate because
they are technically the country
-Small groups can't participate (anti-terrorism)

We've discovered that our Navy isn't cool without a constant steam of new ships. Citing that we have more large ships than some Navy's have rowboats (and the fact that it's hard to drop Sierra Force Operatives off of battleships, unnoticed), we wish to place the following order.


5000 Dietz-class Rapid Attack Hydrofoils

USD: 74,370,000,000

2500 with the 90mm, 2000 with the 30mm Autocannon, 500 with the AA guns.

(OOC: I realized that if a HUGE fleet was attacking something, I could swarm it with a few hundred of these and slow it down for a while.)

Edited then il just have to wait then wont I ;)
one day Spizania will be a nuclear power!

We wish to buy 2 AR packages, M16A4, 5.56mm, 1 set of 100 5-ton trucks, and 10 AVT-55's (Not the pack, just 10 total.)

The total of $19 million will be wired upon confirmation.

OOC:are we still doing the UCAV

I’d like to place a further order for 10 Academy Class Patrol Boats and 2 Skate Class Frigates

$12m x 10 = $120m
$25m x 2 = $50m
Total = $170m to be forwarded on confirmation.

How many crew is required to run each of these vessels?

I would like to order one south sea-class frigate with aircraft for $25 million.

10 FMK-3 Packages with silencers ($22 million)
1 Antitank package ($6 million)
1 Combat motorcycle package - 1000* RPG-16, 1000* 7.62mm ($45 million)
1 Scorpian light Attack Dune buggy package 1000* 7.62mm MGs, 1000* Beckman Rocket launchers ($50 million)
2 5-ton truck packages one normal one long wheelbase ($14 million)
200 AVT-90M Tanks ($240 million)
400 BTR 80 APC - 250 * Autocannon, 125* ATGM variant, 25 Command Vehicle Variant ($140 million)
200 88mm Anti-Aircraft Artillery mounted on self propelled chassis ($180 million)
100 UH-60 BlackHawk Utility Helicoptor ($160 million)
100 AH-05s - 20*Anti Helicopter guided Missile variant, Rest stnadard 12.7mm machine gun variant ($110 million)
200 F-15s ($4400 million)
2 Indominable Class Aircraft Carriers ($2000 million)

Total 7.367 billion

PS can i have one hundred thousand M-65 woodland uniforms (couldnt find that on the list) and ten million normal and 2 million vergetarian ration packs?

Money on delivery
This is my entire military:)

Sorry about the nukes didnt notice that, il be back for them later :)


Your order has been confirmed and we are shipping, as for the other pieces of equipment we'll sell them to you for an extra $10 million US. Thank you.

Tanks piss me off.

5000 A-10 Thunderbolt II's

USD 195,950,000,000

Same here. Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

The Republic of Waldenburg 2 Would now ask of you for the following:
1 Airbase 2.0 Billion
1 Naval base 2.0 billion
1 Arms Factory 1.4 Billion
1 Army Base 1.7 Billion
For a total of 5.1 Billion which will be wired on conformation of sale.
Thank you

Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

5000 Dietz-class Rapid Attack Hydrofoils

USD: 74,370,000,000

2500 with the 90mm, 2000 with the 30mm Autocannon, 500 with the AA guns.

(OOC: I realized that if a HUGE fleet was attacking something, I could swarm it with a few hundred of these and slow it down for a while.)

I have something planned that will make you scream McKagan. Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

We wish to buy 2 AR packages, M16A4, 5.56mm, 1 set of 100 5-ton trucks, and 10 AVT-55's (Not the pack, just 10 total.)

The total of $19 million will be wired upon confirmation.

Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

OOC:are we still doing the UCAV

OOC: In real life it would take many years to build one, same here </excuse>.

I’d like to place a further order for 10 Academy Class Patrol Boats and 2 Skate Class Frigates

$12m x 10 = $120m
$25m x 2 = $50m
Total = $170m to be forwarded on confirmation.

How many crew is required to run each of these vessels?

I think 35 for the Patrol Boat, and about a hundred for the Frigate. Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

I would like to order one south sea-class frigate with aircraft for $25 million.

Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

OOC: Sorry its been taking so long, I was busy with things and I didn't get instant email notification like I was supposed to.

Cell168 would like to purchase the following, 1 Arms Factories Package for the total price of $1.4 Billion USD.

I have something planned that will make you scream McKagan. Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

Dude, do you realize you're like my main naval supplier? I've got a near 10000 ship navy because of your cheap imports.

Some people may say that because the ship doesn't have a 999999999999mm SUPERULTRAMEGARAILGUN on it it cannot compete with a large fleet. I figure that if i'm ever being invaded, I can line these things in a circle around my homeland, have flanking squadrons, and break a 2002 Nations invading fleet apart.

Keep 'em comin'.

Cell168 would like to purchase the following, 1 Arms Factories Package for the total price of $1.4 Billion USD.

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

Dude, do you realize you're like my main naval supplier? I've got a near 10000 ship navy because of your cheap imports.

Some people may say that because the ship doesn't have a 999999999999mm SUPERULTRAMEGARAILGUN on it it cannot compete with a large fleet. I figure that if i'm ever being invaded, I can line these things in a circle around my homeland, have flanking squadrons, and break a 2002 Nations invading fleet apart.

Keep 'em comin'.

Its a modification of my Geometry-class Guided Missile Cruisers that...well...check your TGs.

*ahem*

We've discovered a rather disturbing lack of high-speed vessels in our navy. We'd like to rectify that situation. We'll take 100 Dietz-class Rapid Attack Hydrofoils (50 with the 90mm gun, 25 with the 30mm autocannon, and 25 with the quad-.50 cal AA guns). $175 million to be wired upon confirmation.

Money wired.

*ahem*

Sorry. So sorry.

We've discovered a rather disturbing lack of high-speed vessels in our navy. We'd like to rectify that situation. We'll take 100 Dietz-class Rapid Attack Hydrofoils (50 with the 90mm gun, 25 with the 30mm autocannon, and 25 with the quad-.50 cal AA guns). $175 million to be wired upon confirmation.

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

BUMP, I now sell true mercenaries.

Sorry. So sorry.

OOC: Now that's more like it! :p

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

IC: The money has been wired.

1 Security Team Package
1 Arms Factories Package
Total: $1,435,000,000

Great store. Please send following order.

50 Assault Rifle packages M16A in default calb.

1 Anti tank package

100 5 ton trucks (80 cargo, 10 wreaker, 10 van)

10 A-10 Warthogs (great plane!)

Total Price 563 million

300 million has been wired
263 million upon delivery

Thank You

:sniper:

We'll take two Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier

and two Homeland Battleships

1 Security Team Package
1 Arms Factories Package
Total: $1,435,000,000

Your order has been confirmed we are shipping, thank you.

50 Assault Rifle packages M16A in default calb.

1 Anti tank package

100 5 ton trucks (80 cargo, 10 wreaker, 10 van)

10 A-10 Warthogs (great plane!)

Total Price 563 million

300 million has been wired
263 million upon delivery

Thank You

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

We'll take two Indomitable-class Aircraft Carrier

and two Homeland Battleships

Your order is confirmed, we await payment. Thank you.

We will also take:

10 South Sea-class Frigates
10 Bravo-Class AS Destroyers
5 Tango-class Attack Submarines

We will also take:

10 South Sea-class Frigates
10 Bravo-Class AS Destroyers
5 Tango-class Attack Submarines

Thank you for purchasing our equipment (OOC: Post how much you spent) and in return for such good business we offer to you free of charge a naval base in return for continued good relations.

Thank you, and thank you for the naval base, were also purchasing an addition 12 academy class patrol boats, that makes the order amounting to approximately $5.3 billion(according to my calculator), and we look foreward to good relations in the future.

Thank you, and thank you for the naval base, were also purchasing an addition 12 academy class patrol boats, that makes the order amounting to approximately $5.255 billion(according to my calculator), and we look foreward to good relations in the future.

As do we.

"We wish to purchase your companies arms factories and ship yards, all of them, they will continue to produce goods for you, but a bit fast because of more factories(our own) are available to your company, and it would make your products cheaping to produce because of our vast ownership of natural resources, especially uranium, oil, and metals. but you will still retain ownership of the main company."

"We await your comments, you will also receive up too 5,000 stocks in out company, traiff and tax free trade, free use of docks we own, and we get access to some of your market, with you getting acess to resources.

-Random CEO in Charge of Buy out Companies

We Buy Stuff Inc.
'Now going international!"

OOC: Basically, nothing changes, except that you can produce slighty faster and cheaper, and I own so of your company, and you own some of mine.

"We wish to purchase your companies arms factories and ship yards, all of them, they will continue to produce goods for you, but a bit fast because of more factories(our own) are available to your company, and it would make your products cheaping to produce because of our vast ownership of natural resources, especially uranium, oil, and metals. but you will still retain ownership of the main company."

"We await your comments, you will also receive up too 5,000 stocks in out company, traiff and tax free trade, free use of docks we own, and we get access to some of your market, with you getting acess to resources.

-Random CEO in Charge of Buy out Companies

We Buy Stuff Inc.
'Now going international!"

OOC: Basically, nothing changes, except that you can produce slighty faster and cheaper, and I own so of your company, and you own some of mine.

OOC: Forgot, I am a command economy like China.

Since we are a conglomerate of state-owned industries, how about we buy you out. I'm sure our nation can more than buy a majority stake in your company.

OOC: Sorry, not gonna happen, we have state baking too, along with Space Union, hell, you'll never be able to touch, me if I get more backing, I all ready have lots of interntaional and national backing...

meh, it was worth a try :D

OOC: Forgot, I am a command economy like China.

Since we are a conglomerate of state-owned industries, how about we buy you out. I'm sure our nation can more than buy a majority stake in your company.

Why don't I sweeten this deal? I'll pay 10x more than your stock prices and buy all your stocks? Not only that I'll add another 5x to that price. In exchange your company comes under the umbrella of Union Military and Civil Industries (supercompany combining various companies from TSS, me, and other companies). You get a share of the company's stock depending on how many you have, and we own your country formally. But you work like you work now, just that you have to state that your under our umbrella.

Balance of money wired. Fine equipment. Thank you.

Why don't I sweeten this deal? I'll pay 10x more than your stock prices and buy all your stocks? Not only that I'll add another 5x to that price. In exchange your company comes under the umbrella of Union Military and Civil Industries (supercompany combining various companies from TSS, me, and other companies). You get a share of the company's stock depending on how many you have, and we own your country formally. But you work like you work now, just that you have to state that your under our umbrella.

The Senate has voted a firm no, the most unianimous vote we've ever gotten. Thanks for uniting our legislative body.

Because of the huge naval expansion present in the Imperium, we are ordering 60 Naval Bases to be set up at various locations up and down the coast in Saharistan.

102 billion USD

We would like to order:

1X Mech. Inf. Divison with US scout cars
100X F-15
1X Anti-Air Art. Package

Total of 5.85 billion has been wired.

Thank you.

tag

$27 million wired upon confirmation

6- AR packages (usual M16A4 5.56mm)
1- set of 5-ton trucks
1- Ammo package

Thank you.

Because of the huge naval expansion present in the Imperium, we are ordering 60 Naval Bases to be set up at various locations up and down the coast in Saharistan.

102 billion USD

We'll get right on it McKagan. Our Engineer Corps in Saharistan can help with that. Thank you.

We would like to order:

1X Mech. Inf. Divison with US scout cars
100X F-15
1X Anti-Air Art. Package

Total of 5.85 billion has been wired.

Thank you

Your order has been confirmed, thank you.

$27 million wired upon confirmation

6- AR packages (usual M16A4 5.56mm)
1- set of 5-ton trucks
1- Ammo package

Thank you.

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

Money wired.

We now sell a tank modernization package, and soon a new tank will be appearing. BUMP!

OOC: Suggestion for the Radiation Cleanup Package: specify (by your estimation) how much sludge it would take to cleanup a certain area (x square miles of irradiated land) with the 120 gallons of sludge you offer, as well as how quickly your five 25-gallon bioreactors can produce a full 25 gallons of new sludge. For the amount of radiation we're talking about cleansing in a certain amount of time, use a scale that is easily understandable, like the 15-kiloton Hiroshima bomb or the 21-kiloton Nagasaki bomb; i.e., say that "the radiation produced by a 15-kiloton nuclear weapon (equivalent to the Hiroshima bomb) can be cleansed in x days by x amount of sludge." You might also want to consider using comparisons of weapons on a larger scale, like a 250-kiloton and a one-megaton bomb. This will make it easier for people to quantify the benefits of the Radiation Cleanup packagae and help avoid godmodding by the people who use it.

OOC: Suggestion for the Radiation Cleanup Package: specify (by your estimation) how much sludge it would take to cleanup a certain area (x square miles of irradiated land) with the 120 gallons of sludge you offer, as well as how quickly your five 25-gallon bioreactors can produce a full 25 gallons of new sludge. For the amount of radiation we're talking about cleansing in a certain amount of time, use a scale that is easily understandable, like the 15-kiloton Hiroshima bomb or the 21-kiloton Nagasaki bomb; i.e., say that "the radiation produced by a 15-kiloton nuclear weapon (equivalent to the Hiroshima bomb) can be cleansed in x days by x amount of sludge." You might also want to consider using comparisons of weapons on a larger scale, like a 250-kiloton and a one-megaton bomb. This will make it easier for people to quantify the benefits of the Radiation Cleanup packagae and help avoid godmodding by the people who use it.

OOC: To be realistic it depends on the soil, and local wind conditions. I'd say for an area about the size of Hiroshima, you need to demolish all the buildings (not hard to do after a nuke but if its like a reactor leak....) and then layer this stuff on rather thinly like about 1-2mm (a lot of bacteria in a mm) then sprinkle sugar on it, and set. This stuff grows so after a while a mat will spread. Theoretically with just a small sample of this stuff you can start a colony that lives for years and can clean a city. We do send a sample of a genetic 'switch' we made so that you can shut their reproductive cycle off. As for the bioreactors it depends on temperature conditions and food conditions, but in about a NS week the lid might pop off. Its like brewing beer.

Greetings,

On behalf of the Ministry of Military Procurement, I would like to place an order for the following;

Instant Army Base Package
Alterations
-85,000 Field Uniforms, Snow Camouflage
-85,000 White Boots, Gloves & Balaclavas*
-85,000 Anti-frost Goggles*
-20,000 Support Staff Uniforms, Grey
-85,000 M16A4
-1,000 Pre-fab Huts
-Sungri Scouts Snow Modification, Snow Camouflage
-5 Heliports*
*Additional Requirements
Minimum: 1.7bn (additional cost?)

Arms Factories Package
Total: 1.4bn

2x 5-ton Trucks
-Cargo carriers
-Snow Camouflage
Total: 14m+?

20x T-62
-ERA
-Snow Camouflage
Total: 1.9bn+?

20x MI-6 Heavy Transports
-ECM upgrade
Total: 60m+?

2x SA-8 Anti-Air TELAR’s
-Snow Camouflage
Total: 150m

30x BMP-2 APC’s
-Snow Camouflage
Total: 1.35bn

30x AH-05 Spikes
-ECM upgrade
Total: 33m+?

4.807bn USD Excluding Unknown Addition Costs.

In addition, would it be possible to have the technology behind the T-62? We would be willing to pay well for this, especially if you would include ERA technology with it. We would also request that you could send some engineers or trained troops to instruct our warriors in the use of the T62.

Faithfully,
Gen. Gregor Marx,
Ministry for Military Procurement.

We would like to place an order on the Anti Aircraft Package please
Cost:$550 Million.
Money wired upon confirmation.

Field Marshall Sovotin
P.L.C

1 AA Package - $550 Million; 1 Instant Base Package (SP?) - $1.7 Billion (correct me if I'm wrong)

The money will be wired on confirmation.

Greetings,

On behalf of the Ministry of Military Procurement, I would like to place an order for the following;

Instant Army Base Package
Alterations
-85,000 Field Uniforms, Snow Camouflage
-85,000 White Boots, Gloves & Balaclavas*
-85,000 Anti-frost Goggles*
-20,000 Support Staff Uniforms, Grey
-85,000 M16A4
-1,000 Pre-fab Huts
-Sungri Scouts Snow Modification, Snow Camouflage
-5 Heliports*
*Additional Requirements
Minimum: 1.7bn (additional cost?)

Arms Factories Package
Total: 1.4bn

2x 5-ton Trucks
-Cargo carriers
-Snow Camouflage
Total: 14m+?

20x T-62
-ERA
-Snow Camouflage
Total: 1.9bn+?

20x MI-6 Heavy Transports
-ECM upgrade
Total: 60m+?

2x SA-8 Anti-Air TELAR’s
-Snow Camouflage
Total: 150m

30x BMP-2 APC’s
-Snow Camouflage
Total: 1.35bn

30x AH-05 Spikes
-ECM upgrade
Total: 33m+?

4.807bn USD Excluding Unknown Addition Costs.

In addition, would it be possible to have the technology behind the T-62? We would be willing to pay well for this, especially if you would include ERA technology with it. We would also request that you could send some engineers or trained troops to instruct our warriors in the use of the T62.

Faithfully,
Gen. Gregor Marx,
Ministry for Military Procurement.

We have confirmed your order. As for engineers we do rent out mercenaries to help train your troops. Thank you.



Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

[quote] 1 AA Package - $550 Million; 1 Instant Base Package (SP?) - $1.7 Billion (correct me if I'm wrong)

The money will be wired on confirmation.

Your order has been confirmed. Thank you.

Representative,

If the offer of 4.807bn USD is acceptable, then it shall be wired instantly upon confirmation. When can we expect deliveries of our goods?

Faithfully,
Gen. Gregor Marx,
Ministry for Military Procurement.

Addition to order.

Instant Air Base

With modifications to order.

5 1.2 mile runways
10 heliports
50 km of electrified fencing
40,000 Air Force uniforms, 8000 support personnel uniforms
35,000 M16A4's

Total: 2bn + ?

20x Instant Checkpoints
Total: 300m USD

Grand Total: 2.3bn USD excluding cost of upgrades.

could you make me a artic operations package, mainly with artic vehicles but some weapons etc.

Addition to order.

Instant Air Base

With modifications to order.

5 1.2 mile runways
10 heliports
50 km of electrified fencing
40,000 Air Force uniforms, 8000 support personnel uniforms
35,000 M16A4's

Total: 2bn + ?

20x Instant Checkpoints
Total: 300m USD

Grand Total: 2.3bn USD excluding cost of upgrades.

Your order has been confirmed and the normal shipping and construction takes around 2 NS years for all the materials and personnel to arrive the actual construction time is 9 months but material and personnel buildup takes longer. Expect about an NS decade for everything to finally be completed.

could you make me a artic operations package, mainly with artic vehicles but some weapons etc.

I suppose I'll have to make a Environment based package set too. *sigh*

well if its that much of a problem you can forget about it

well if its that much of a problem you can forget about it

Actually I've been thinking about it, it'll just be a bit of research, I enjoy it, really.

Representative,

We are willing to pay a further half-million USD if you can complete this order within five years. In addition we can provide additional construction machinery and workers for no fee.

Faithfully,
Gen. Gregor Marx,
Ministry for Military Procurement.

Representative,

We are willing to pay a further half-million USD if you can complete this order within five years. In addition we can provide additional construction machinery and workers for no fee.

Faithfully,
Gen. Gregor Marx,
Ministry for Military Procurement.

Good sir, understand that 500,000 would barely accelerate the process by a week and sometimes you want things to slow down and take a while to complete. Rest assured the weapons will be delievered in a year or two but the construction with a limited amount of engineers and native workers will take a much longer time. Just increase the amount of personnel you have aiding our engineers and it will work faster.

Representative,

Would twenty-five thousand slave labourers aid in this? If so we are more than willing to have them shipped to your location to begin work. We can also provide a further thirty-five thousand construction workers once your people and materials arrive here in Cruxgrad.

As a side note, advise your people to dress warmly.

Regarding the Instant Checkpoints, if you would simply leave all materials and vehicles from that package in our storage yards it would be appreciated as we are using them for an alternate purpose.

Faithfully,
Gen. Gregor Marx,
Ministry for Military Procurement.

Representative,

Would twenty-five thousand slave labourers aid in this? If so we are more than willing to have them shipped to your location to begin work. We can also provide a further thirty-five thousand construction workers once your people and materials arrive here in Cruxgrad.

As a side note, advise your people to dress warmly.

Faithfully,
Gen. Gregor Marx,
Ministry for Military Procurement.

My people are 2m on average and are rock hard muscle and bone. They can take a bit of nippyness. We object to slave labourers but we are building the base in your country. If you wish to use them use them to help you build a base. Our machinery is extremely automated and the expense to train more workers is unnecessary. We'll just pull out surplus machinery used in case of war if you can help fund that. ($25 million US extra) It could accerlate the process greatly.

Representative,

Our great Imperator agrees to the twenty-five million USD. It has been wired to your account.

Faithfully,
Gen. Gregor Marx,
Ministry for Military Procurement.

Representative,

Our great Imperator agrees to the twenty-five million USD. It has been wired to your account.

Faithfully,
Gen. Gregor Marx,
Ministry for Military Procurement.

Good, we have begun prepping our wartime surplus machinery for service, expect finish time to be around 6 years now.

Actually I've been thinking about it, it'll just be a bit of research, I enjoy it, really.

thank you, it was just the way that you said it made me think that you were annoyed or something.

Secret IC

We would like to order 100 22 Kiloton Faust Strategic Nuclear Weapon's, witht he bomb and the missile.

Please ship to Port Kilo in North Western McKagan.

Secret IC

We would like to order 100 22 Kiloton Faust Strategic Nuclear Weapon's, witht he bomb and the missile.

Please ship to Port Kilo in North Western McKagan.

Yes, we are shipping immediately by air and sea.

Secret IC

We'd also like to order 1500 "Sex Bomb" shells.

Ship to same place.

We'll order 20,000 AR-550's for $3,000,000 + A Tungsten Needle MicroSatellite for $10,000,000,000. Money has been wired.

Secret IC

We'd also like to order 1500 "Sex Bomb" shells.

Ship to same place.

Done, shipping ASAP.

We'll order 20,000 AR-550's for $3,000,000 + A Tungsten Needle MicroSatellite for $10,000,000,000. Money has been wired.

Shipping, thank you.

how much longer will the artic package take

how much longer will the artic package take

Would you mind if I made it to support 15,000 people?

My nation of 255070625 would like to purchase the Mechanized Infantry Division Package (cost = $3.1 billion) but with the first-timer 50% discount

$1.55 billion will be wired to you

I would also like to form an alliance with Leafanistan... I hope our nations will exist in harmony and prosper

255070625 would also like to purchase the Thermal Deploymerization Plant for the cost of $40,000,000

We would a Thermal Deploymerization Plant for $40,000,000 USD

Would you mind if I made it to support 15,000 people?
sure whatever.

My nation of 255070625 would like to purchase the Mechanized Infantry Division Package (cost = $3.1 billion) but with the first-timer 50% discount

$1.55 billion will be wired to you

I would also like to form an alliance with Leafanistan... I hope our nations will exist in harmony and prosper

255070625 would also like to purchase the Thermal Deploymerization Plant for the cost of $40,000,000

Of course my friend, it is shipping and we want an alliance too. Thank you.

We would a Thermal Deploymerization Plant for $40,000,000 USD

We are shipping, thank you.

We would like to purchase the following:


1x Guerilla Warfare Package: 165 Million USD

3x Jihad Packages( M16 variant): 27 Million USD

2x Ammo Packages: 16 Million USD

2x Fast Infantry Packages (CJ-14 Scouts): 4.2 Billion USD

2x 10,000 AR-550 Packages: 3 Million USD

10x Anti-Tank Packages: 60 Millions USD



Total: 4,471,000,000 USD (4 Billion 471 Million USD)




Ackerenian Dept. Of Naval Intellegence

Order confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

OOC: Whatcha up to?

I need a good-sized navy on a rush order. I don't know what I need in a conventional navy, so I'll leave it up to you to make me a grab bag of naval goodies unless you want me to figure it all out myself. :p

Order confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

OOC: Whatcha up to?



Please check the TG that was sent to you.

I need a good-sized navy on a rush order. I don't know what I need in a conventional navy, so I'll leave it up to you to make me a grab bag of naval goodies unless you want me to figure it all out myself. :p

For you I'd recommend...

15 Indomintable Carriers
15 Battleships
5 Dreadnaughts fully decked with VLS ships
45 Destroyers
25 of South Sea
25 of Skate
14 Dietz
15 Academy
30 Tango

Expensive...

The Imperial Navy has decided to expand it's Destroyer Wing force, as such.

30 Bravo-Class AS Destroyer

1.020 Billion USD

Leafinstan I would like to discuss the posibility of exchanging embassys and becoming allies

The Imperial Navy has decided to expand it's Destroyer Wing force, as such.

30 Bravo-Class AS Destroyer

1.020 Billion USD

Your order has been confirmed, we are shipping. Thank you.

Leafinstan I would like to discuss the posibility of exchanging embassys and becoming allies

Leafinstan is not a nation.

Leafanistan is a nation. Sure.

ooc: sorry I typed it wrong

Bump for Cold Infantry Package (Hey Tokera!)

We'll take 1 AAA Package, $550,000,000 has been wired.

OOC: Cold Inf. Package: L in front of a USA aircraft designation means it is a cold weather aircraft. The UH-60's modified for cold weather should be called LH-60's.

Oh, btw, we are about to test a nuke made from mined uranium.

IC: The Republic of Steinbrech wishes to purchase 1 Thermal Depolymerization Plant, to be placed approximately 2.768345 miles from our capital, steinbrech, and 11.537475 miles from Woodland, our second-largest city. 40 mil wired on confirmation.

We'll take 1 AAA Package, $550,000,000 has been wired.

Understood, we are shipping. Thank you.

The Republic of Steinbrech wishes to purchase 1 Thermal Depolymerization Plant, to be placed approximately 2.768345 miles from our capital, steinbrech, and 11.537475 miles from Woodland, our second-largest city. 40 mil wired on confirmation.

It will cost an extra $17 million US to bring in the necessary geologists, engineers, satellites, and surveyors to accomplish this task. We need to account for ground shifts, the problem of building it on this exact scale (7th degree of accuracy, my my) and need to use our advanced technology. We await confirmation of 57 million USD being wired.

OOC: As for the LH-60 comment, thank you.

Bump for the AVTD-90D Tank Destroyers

57 million wired.

NAVSTAR GPS.

(Hey, you can be approximate. Within a few 1/100")

57 million wired.

NAVSTAR GPS.

(Hey, you can be approximate. Within a few 1/100")

You made a specific condition, we are shipping.

Oh, btw, we are about to test a nuke made from mined uranium.

IC: The Republic of Steinbrech wishes to purchase 1 Thermal Depolymerization Plant, to be placed approximately 2.768345 miles from our capital, steinbrech, and 11.537475 miles from Woodland, our second-largest city. 40 mil wired on confirmation.

APPROXIMATELY (lol).

Oh, btw, we have a NUKE!!!

(We may need a nuke cleanup kit soon.)

APPROXIMATELY (lol).

Oh, btw, we have a NUKE!!!

(We may need a nuke cleanup kit soon.)

OOC: When you give that many degrees of accuracy, it is assumed by approximate that you want 1-2 degrees off. I'm sorry if I really like being detailed like that.

And a lot of people have nukes, I sell nukes. But if its more business for me so be it.

Puts on French Accent

Vhere are ze nukes? Vhere?!

Puts on French Accent

Vhere are ze nukes? Vhere?!

Does anyone read the full catalog, its right under Weapons of Mass and Focused Destruction.

Bump for Cold Infantry Package (Hey Tokera!)
thank you Leafanistan

we will buy 3 Cold Infantry Division Package for $9 billion US.

For you I'd recommend...

15 Indomintable Carriers
15 Battleships
5 Dreadnaughts fully decked with VLS ships
45 Destroyers
25 of South Sea
25 of Skate
14 Dietz
15 Academy
30 Tango

Sounds good. $48,492,500,000 wired. Since there's a war going on close to coastal areas of Tannenmillian claims on Earth except Saharistan, just send them to our ports there. If that costs extra, that extra will be wired as soon as we know about it.

The SovietRepublicofRussia would like to purchace the following:

5-Radiation Cleanup Packages--850 million
4-Thermal Deploymerization Plants-- 160 million
2-2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missiles/ land based launch system -- 2 billion

Total: 3.1 billion

*money wired*

we will buy 3 Cold Infantry Division Package for $9 billion US.

We are shipping, thank you.

Sounds good. $48,492,500,000 wired. Since there's a war going on close to coastal areas of Tannenmillian claims on Earth except Saharistan, just send them to our ports there. If that costs extra, that extra will be wired as soon as we know about it.

Will do, we'll work as fast as possible, thank you.

The SovietRepublicofRussia would like to purchace the following:

5-Radiation Cleanup Packages--850 million
4-Thermal Deploymerization Plants-- 160 million
2-2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missiles/ land based launch system -- 2 billion

Total: 3.1 billion

*money wired*

Understood, we are shipping, thank you.

so Leafanistan did you want to discuss the embassys and being allies?

The nation of 255070625 wishs to purchase 5x 2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile for a total of ($3 billion - 15% allied discount) 2.55 billion.

We understand that while engaging the terrorists hiding in Leafanistan we will not use these weapons under ANY circumstances.

From the Commanding General of the National Militia of Grey Militia:

Greetings,

The Armed Republic of Grey Militia is impressed by your storefront and would like to purchase some merchandise.

We would like:

100 5000 Soldiers Packages
--50 Black Uniform Packages
--35 Woodland Uniform Packages
--15 Desert Uniform Packages
--M16 ARs for all
5 Billion Dollars

5 Instant Army Bases (250,000 armed personnel; 75,000 support)
--M16 AR’s
--Default MG’s and Sungri Scouts
8.5 Billion Dollars

2 Arms Factory Packages
--Would it be possible to get them built underground and at least 150 miles apart?
2.8 Billion Dollars

1 Thermal Deploymerization Plant
--To be placed just outside the capital.
40 million Dollars

Total Price
16.34 billion Dollars

Thank you very much. We await your reply regarding our questions.

Note: If order as shown above is possible with no revisions then money will be wired upon confirmation.

Sincerely,

Commanding General Tobias Edwards

so Leafanistan did you want to discuss the embassys and being allies?

Telegrams my friend, or a seperate thread.

The nation of 255070625 wishs to purchase 5x 2.5 Kiloton Meteorite Hybrid Propulsion Tactical Nuclear Missile for a total of ($3 billion - 15% allied discount) 2.55 billion.

We understand that while engaging the terrorists hiding in Leafanistan we will not use these weapons under ANY circumstances.

While we appreciate the sentiment you have not met one of our requirements to owning a nuclear weapon a population exceeding 50 million persons. We're sorry.

100 5000 Soldiers Packages
--50 Black Uniform Packages
--35 Woodland Uniform Packages
--15 Desert Uniform Packages
--M16 ARs for all
5 Billion Dollars

5 Instant Army Bases (250,000 armed personnel; 75,000 support)
--M16 AR’s
--Default MG’s and Sungri Scouts
8.5 Billion Dollars

2 Arms Factory Packages
--Would it be possible to get them built underground and at least 150 miles apart?
2.8 Billion Dollars

1 Thermal Deploymerization Plant
--To be placed just outside the capital.
40 million Dollars

Total Price
16.34 billion Dollars

Thank you very much. We await your reply regarding our questions.


Building underground is a challenge, and will require you building the necessary above ground facilities to supply everything for them underground. And will these be built into mountains? Mines? Or do we have to dig a hole first, we'll start shipping the remaining items. We need to know the details first though. Thank you.

Puts on French Accent

Vhere are ze nukes? Vhere?!
OOC:Am I the only one who's read this entire thread?

IC: We would wish to purchase 1x radiation packages, for a total of 170 million dollars. That will be helpful when we clean up the nuke test site. Also, what are the costs of the individual warheads without the missiles? (i.e., suitcase/fruit basket bombs?)

OOC:Am I the only one who's read this entire thread?

IC: We would wish to purchase 1x radiation packages, for a total of 170 million dollars. That will be helpful when we clean up the nuke test site. Also, what are the costs of the individual warheads without the missiles? (i.e., suitcase/fruit basket bombs?)

OOC: I have, the sad part is I have a life too. :(

IC: We are shipping, and we don't sell the individual warheads lest we get them shipping back to us. Disconnecting them usually renders the missile inert or sets off the anti-tamper device and the missile detonates anyway.

OOC: I have, the sad part is I have a life too. :(

IC: We are shipping, and we don't sell the individual warheads lest we get them shipping back to us. Disconnecting them usually renders the missile inert or sets off the anti-tamper device and the missile detonates anyway.
OOC: I know. :(

IC: Money wired. Nukes: Ohh.... that makes sense

OOC: I know. :(

IC: Money wired. Nukes: Ohh.... that makes sense

OOC: I make sense now!? Call the police! :eek:

OOC: I make sense now!? Call the police! :eek:
OOC: Who is the president? 20 minutes, flat. Police and military, in, out, bought a T-shirt for all.

IC: For cross- and dissimiliar combat- training, we wish to purchase 2 AR packages, 1 of HK 5.45mm, 1 of AK 7.62mm.

OOC: Who is the president? 20 minutes, flat. Police and military, in, out, bought a T-shirt for all.

IC: For cross- and dissimiliar combat- training, we wish to purchase 2 AR packages, 1 of HK 5.45mm, 1 of AK 7.62mm.

We are shipping, enjoy. The Heckler und Koch company sends its regards and the Leafanistani Arms Coalition sends its regards.

And they have both sent fruit baskets.

We are shipping, enjoy. The Heckler und Koch company sends its regards and the Leafanistani Arms Coalition sends its regards.

And they have both sent fruit baskets.
OOC: I hate you :) (lol)
Not really, but...

IC: Money wired. Fred McGriff sends his regards, and is shipping a fruit basket with a half pound of C4 to H&K. *(not really, but threatens to.)*

OOC: I hate you :) (lol)
Not really, but...

IC: Money wired. Fred McGriff sends his regards, and is shipping a fruit basket with a half pound of C4 to H&K. *(not really, but threatens to.)*


Heckler und Koch Inc. have filed a lawsuit against Fred McGriff for his attempted murder, property damage, and threats against the corporation. A summons has been issued.

Oh, sorry, I have to tell you, El Almaan is Steinbrech. If you see a message by them, it is probably Steinbrech.

Just doin' it for an RP w/ myself.

Oh, sorry, I have to tell you, El Almaan is Steinbrech. If you see a message by them, it is probably Steinbrech.

Just doin' it for an RP w/ myself.

We demand to see you in court.

OOC: Now that I got this El Almaan thing staightened out,...

A HALF POUND OF C4 WILL BARELY DESTROY A CLOSET!!!

IC: Fred McGriff sends his lawyers to Leafanistan, and as soon as President McGriff signs these bills, he will come. Also, our Deputy Secretary of State (Foreign Relations) Richard Fredrickson, who tried boldly but vainly to stop the Arabanistan vs. Willink war, and Joe Rogers (everybody knows him) are coming, Joe for a later tribunal in which he is a witness. (Row V. Swim) You may want to know, our lawyers are better than almost anyone, and have a history of actually reading the law and finding loopholes.

Oh, and he only threatened to.

Under Leafanistani law threatening to kill someone or cause them grevious harm is not protected under free speech laws much like screaming fire in a crowded movie theatre isn't. Besides flying debris from said fruit basket could cause injury or death. This causes a lot of frivioulous lawsuits and H&K are willing to settle out of court for a small sum of money of course.

Forgot, the expanding hot gases could cause burns that can permanently scar a face and result in blindness, loss of hearing, loss of touch feeling, loss of smell and loss of taste.

OOC: From How Stuff Works

Less than a pound of C-4 could potentially kill several people, and several military issue M112 blocks of C-4, weighing about 1.25 pounds (half a kilogram) each, could potentially demolish a truck. Demolition experts typically use a good amount of C-4 in order to do a job properly. To take out one 8-inch (20.3-centimeter) square steel beam, for example, they would probably use 8 to 10 pounds (3.6 to 4.5 kilograms) of C-4.

Sorry, these are not my good pants, but Steinbrech is willing to settle for sending $1.2 million to HK and who may have opened the non-bomb fruit bomb.

Similiarly, $2.1 million is going to Leafanistani Arms and Government.

(Can we keep this hushed up, please, a war is starting and we're in it! [both of us])

OOC: 1.25 pounds. Last I checked, that is 2.5 times .5. And do not forget that closets vary in size, and, clothes can create buffers.