NationStates Jolt Archive

He grabbed her by the hand and led her out of the room. "Would you like to go to my mansion?" he asked.

"You get back here J.L.! Just throw a damn blanket over your legs like I did and am right now. We must plot our diabolical evil schemes and work out the kinks in carving our initials into the moon."

"You get back here J.L.! Just throw a damn blanket over your legs like I did and am right now. We must plot our diabolical evil schemes and work out the kinks in carving our initials into the moon."

That wasn't J.L., it was Secretary of Diplomacy Chong Moua.

That wasn't J.L., it was Secretary of Diplomacy Chong Moua.

OOC: Oh, in that case.

IC: Thats right, leave! No one wants you here.

"Well, fuck you, too!" Moua shouted in Bhalk's face, then rammed his foot into Bhalk's crotch and sped out of the room before J.L. could fire his revolver at him.

OOC: Now he's in trouble, I guess he didn't remember that I donated competant guards to the club.

IC: As soon as Moua had ran out the door several of the Competant guards donated by Borman shot him in the leg. Afterwards they brought out their gay homeless pet and let him attack, and by attack I mean rape and do all sorts of horrible thigns, to Moua.

And all along the girl that had been "protecting" Bhalk's crotch was nursing her blow to the bakc of the head.

OOC: Now he's in trouble, I guess he didn't remember that I donated competant guards to the club.

IC: As soon as Moua had ran out the door several of the Competant guards donated by Borman shot him in the leg. Afterwards they brought out their gay homeless pet and let him attack, and by attack I mean rape and do all sorts of horribel thigns, to Moua. Afterwards he was brought out to the front and faced a firign squad. There they fired a round of steel dildos at his already injured penis and then they fired live ammunition into his head and heart.

And all along the girl that had been "protecting" Bhalk's crotch was nursing her blow to the bakc of the head.

OOC: Lol, that's hilarious, Borman, but it is a godmod. Please edit it.

OOC: Lol, that's hilarious, Borman, but it is a godmod. Please edit it.

OOC: Damnit, I kill you. I mean...

Ill edit it

OOC: I would RP what happens to Moua, but I don't want to get deated. Let's just say he barely survived, and he's gonna be in the hospital for a looooong time.

OOC: There. Im not lettign him get away after tryign to kick me in the croch. Expecially in a massive fortress club with many competant guards. Unless he had candy and he is willing to give it to Bhalk with an apology. And I mean clean good wholesome candy, if there is such a thing.

OOC: I would RP what happens to Moua, but I don't want to get deated. Let's just say he barely survived, and he's gonna be in the hospital for a looooong time.

OOC: alright

OOC: There. Im not lettign him get away after tryign to kick me in the croch. Expecially in a massive fortress club with many competant guards. Unless he had candy and he is willing to give it to Bhalk with an apology. And I mean clean good wholesome candy, if there is such a thing.

Groaning in pain, wallowing in a pool of his own blood, Moua weakly limped over to Bhalk. He handed him a golden ticket to Willa Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Cassius walked back into the room, wiping his bloodstained hands on a now-red handkerchief.

"Remind me to donate a damn woodchipper to this joint. Took me forever to find one-- The hell happened here?"

"Im going to willa wonka's chocolate factory, YES! ANd I'm bringing back a lifetime supply of chocolate. And then giving it to the club. And then telling them it only lasted a couple hours and gettiing a bigger lifetiem supply and then bringing it home."

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The Lizardman perked up, rushing over to Moua with a huge Desert Eagle in his hand, he pointed it at Moua's face and said.

"Fucking. Give me. Chocolate."

The Lizardman perked up, rushing over to Moua with a huge Desert Eagle in his hand, he pointed it at Moua's face and said.

"Fucking. Give me. Chocolate."

Moua flipped the Lizardman off, muttered, "Whatever," handed him a golden ticket, then took Kimiko by the hand and led her out of the room.

The Lizardman clutched the Golden Ticket to his chest.

"My Precious...."

"Ah they're ready. My friends, I have begun creation of our personal army. I was recently playing Everquest, what else do national leaders do? And I've so far created 100 Iksar for the army. I plan to have large numbers of ech type of race, so long as we can create them, to offer our army extreme adaptibility."

Iksar:
A tribal race, these lizard-like warriors carry on a rich heritage of conquest, enslavement and destruction. Iksar are quite intelligent (despite their large size and warrior like ways) and prefer to socialize within their own circles.

Borman scientists quickly developed a real Iksar based on those from Everquest. Succesful cloning allowed for production and so far only 100 flawless Iksar have been produced. The 100 others with flaws were sacrificed to anger liberals everywhere.

Magnus had been snoozing, he was awakened at the commotion.

Will you lot keep it down, your ruining my beauty sleep. If you want chocolate go visit Willy Wonka but leave me be

Magnus snuggled back up on the cushion laiden lounger.

With funds so, shall we say...generously donated by smaller less fortified nations, we have begun work on yet another race for the army. The Vah Shir will be the second race to join TEDLAGC.

Vah Shir:Tall, noble feline humanoids, Vah Shir are agile and strong. They have no written traditions and pass on their lore verbally. The Vah Shir are in tune with the world around them and choose to be part of the living cycle rather than worship a deity.

Through our, persuasion we have been able to make them worship TEDLAGC. We have thus far produced 100 to join the ranks of TEDLAGC's army, they will primarily fill the ranks of rouges and scouts.

"An Excellant idea to carve a message on the face of the moon. One of my neighboring countries just happens to have a rocket sponsored by Pepsi. Invading this tree-hugging nation will be a breeze with my army of Undead minions."

When will we start?

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"Its not easy beign in over 3 places at the same time, not to mention being kidnapped; now WHEN WILL WE START!?"