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Anybody whose still alive and ordered from this topic before I bumped it the last time gets %50 off, just for nostalgia.

You're bioagents interest me, but I am incapable of paying for such things due to my nations new beggining and political unrest at the time. Is there any other way I could pay for them? I am particularily interested in the bio-agents, like Ebola, Smallpox, and VX and such. Could you also develope technology for Radiological weapons? We have large stores of uranium already. Could these be used in payement for the bioagents? Or perhaps service of my troops as can be sparred? They are currently being trained, but will be ready soon. May the pie be with you...

Nukes eh? Rather not though, nukes are a little to predicatble, when we destroy a nation we prefer to leave as much intact as possible, so as to sieze control of all the important things that would be destroyed by mass destruction, THEN we burninate :)

I'll buy 1,000,000 of your GLA troops for 5,000,000,000 or 5,000 per soldier.

OOC: Is your country based on Command and Conquer Generals GLA side

Would you take 500,000 at the same price?
OOC: Nope, GLA is GameFAQs Liberation Army, but here its Global, due to a limited number of words that would fit and begin with G. Its still an original creation :P)

Added pics, damn, you just have to love the SpecOps guy.

Piledriver class battlecruisers, Millinium Class Strike Cruisers, Justice class destroyers, Lightsword:, GLA Assault Suit

i need more info but i would like the plans and Rights to thos.
i have 1,421,544,375,000 USD to spend, convert it GLAcred if needed.
go to http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=nosion%20mar
you are on http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Dontgonearthere

Sorry, but GLACORP is not interested in selling the plans or rights, but would you be interested in buying some? Or mayhaps your country has another company with whom GLACORP could form a partnership, sharing our weapons/units, and marketing them as one group?

Piledriver class battlecruisers
Millinium Class Strike Cruisers
Justice class destroyers
GLA Assault Suit
Lightsword

Or mayhaps your country has another company with whom GLACORP could form a partnership, sharing our weapons/units, and marketing them as one group?

IM listening!

PAMA (Pablicostan Arms manufacturing Associates) Would be interested in joining, we are top of the field in nerve agent development!

A few samples of our past works are:


T gas
Completely numbs and paralyzes the body withiun three seconds, sending the subject to thr ground for arround 24 hours in strong subjects, 36 hours in frailer cases(ie children, elderly people)

Sarav
A gas which forms hard arround the subject slowly asphixiating them

X Formula
The daddy of all our publicly available agents, Muscle Spasms, Eyes burst, veins bulge and split, heart and lungs stop functioning and finnaly the subject burns away.

Allrighty then, you can see some of our works at the top of the page.

The Nano Virus;
Microscopic robots that penetrate a targets body and do things such as:
Block veins
Destroy nervous tissue
block throat
All kinds of nasty thinggs

The Mother Virus:
An in development project, a virus that you use on your own troops. Each particular strain will carry a certain gene, IE: For making your troops stronger, faster, more intelligent, all that. WE are currently working on getting the virus to multiply enough and then expire, while adding the gene to the right locations.

Event Horizon Armour:
Neat stuff, what it does is: Create a microscopic portal to a black hole, the effects of which are contained within a special field, if this field collapses then its very likely that everything within ten yards will be destroyed before the portals shutdown and the tank implodes. But overall, this is pretty much invincible, the only way to stop it is to use an EMP or a weapon traveling MUCH faster than light. You cant teleport into the tank through normal means because of interference. Basicaly, you have a pretty much invulnerable vehicle out there. Unfourtunatly the equipment requiered takes up a large space and cannot be fitted to anything that leaves the atmosphere, or even the ground for that matter, only extremly heavy tanks/other vehicles are capable of mounting it.

Hostage Chemical:
Really, a slow acting poison, there are two cures maintained, one is a temporary (usualy about seven days) cure, and the other is permanent, very useful for keeping large populations under control, put it in the water system or spray it in gas form. This is still in the testing phase, there have been some fatalities, due mainly to allergic reactions. Weve worked most of the kinks out though.

So is PAMA in then?

Sure, just let me see what youve got, then Ill consider.

*AHEM*
IT'S SUBPOENA TIME!

"To the esteemed potentate of Dontgonearthere:
It has come to our attention that you are producing robotic soldiers. While they may be high tech and a nice addition to anyone's armies, they are also infringing on the copyright of our R-Bots. Now, unless you want to risk a hearing in an international copyright court and the possibility of invasion by the PA©T (the greatest members of which are Garrison II, The New Russia, Foe Hammer, Sigma Octavus, and Ruhr, among others), you will either disband production of these mechanized troops, or give us 50% of the profits from your sales of them as a royalty fee.

That is all, thank you and good night.
Janus Ursagi
Head of the Copyright Department"

I will send samples of Sarav Tgas and X formula. Oh, and a similar hostage weapon as you have, just different. It makes them susspetable to sugestive thinking. And alos starts to breakd down their respiritory system and skin, not so they die, just so they know whos boss.

They arent robotic, theyre wearing power armour, about a foot inside all of those and youll find a human. True some of our combat ships use robotics, but whos dont?

Sorry, but GLACORP is not interested in selling the plans or rights, but would you be interested in buying some? Or mayhaps your country has another company with whom GLACORP could form a partnership, sharing our weapons/units, and marketing them as one group?

Piledriver class battlecruisers
Millinium Class Strike Cruisers
Justice class destroyers
GLA Assault Suit
Lightsword

no im sorry but no other company in nosion mar deals with weapons/units
but we can sell you plans and right with the money if that is all right

They arent robotic, theyre wearing power armour, about a foot inside all of those and youll find a human. True some of our combat ships use robotics, but whos dont?Everyone else's.

You can make as many robots as you like, but should you sell even one, we will sue your @$$ off.

Very well, all robotic systems will be removed from our ships if/when we sell them. All other 'robots' you see on this page are power armour.

Anyway, your saying that nobodies ships use any sort of targeting computer, aim steadying devices, munitions manufacturing, repair, droids, any of that sort of thing?

Anyway, your saying that nobodies ships use any sort of targeting computer, aim steadying devices, munitions manufacturing, repair, droids, any of that sort of thing?We don't hold a copyright on A.I. or E.I., just humanoid robot soldiers. Any humanoid repair droids/soldiers that are sold from an external source are done so by us. People can make their own robots for private use, but selling them to other nations is out of the question.

DNC NEWS:
Early today Mr 47, Lord High Presidente, may the light of his eyes never fade from the earth, lord of all he shall survey *deep breath*, god of the Earth and all other planets (goes on for a few minutes), has announced that GLACORP has begun plans for gravity based Anti-Planet weapons.
Quote from five minutes ago:
Mr 47:
yes, well, I have the scientists working on weapons that would, say, reverse a planets gravity, causing it to tear itself apart, they say it wont work on so large a scale, but are currently working on a smaller version that could send an area say...the size of a large city, into orbit, tearing out everything below the city for about two kilometers, this would presumably be adjustable. They have also announced a 'repulsor' which would concentrate a blast of artificial gravity at a givin object, sort of a reverse tractor beam, but much more powerful. With this we could 'throw' objects out of orbit, or back at their owners.
Very useful overal, but we shall see what comes out of this."

I'll also have 2 canisters of Srin please. Money wired upon confirmation and exchange rate.

"Great, another psycho with plans to destroy the world..."
"Should I dispatch Bames Jond, sir?"
"Ah yes, the famed 770. Send him in, and fetch me a martini while you're at it."
"How'd you like it, sir?"
"Stirred, not shaken."

Nope, only certain parts of it.

Behold, the GLAs greatest weapon:
http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/noob16.jpg
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! PHEAR!

Behold, the GLAs greatest weapon:
http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/noob16.jpg
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! PHEAR!

allready used once today. lol.

Several times, im going to put it in all the threads started by somebody with one post :)
In any case, wheres the link?

Down the high street

What link?

To your companies topic...

http://www.tm001d6792.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/misc8.jpg

Nobody likes the bump?

Hydrogen Cyanide, Phosgene, Agent T, and Distilled Mustard Gas please.

How many?

Tabun x 2 please and a canister of distilled mustard gas. I want to show I'm not to be messed with.

One order of each.

Guess what? Its customer appreciation day at GLACORP! For the rest of the hour all orders are buy one get one free! Starting now!
(For up to four items)
Texarnica:
2 Hydrogen Cyanide: 9million
2 Phosgene: 2million
2 Agent T: 15million
2 Distiled Mustard 4million

4 Tabun: 2 million
2 Distiled Mustard: 4million

*wating for telegram*

I kinda dont have one right now.

Well could you post your products in this thread then?

(This post was sucked into a dimensional warp and can now be viewed 2.5 million years from now. Have a nice day)

umm i stoll the pic on your shop... but not the text

Which pic?

pics, and
http://www.tadesigners.com/~savant/piledriver.jpg
http://www.tadesigners.com/~savant/corftl.jpg
http://www.tadesigners.com/~savant/stormbringer.jpg
http://www.tafansite.hwgn.net/files/renders/Rumad1.jpg
http://www.tadesigners.com/Themes/Wallpapers/Wallpaper4.jpg
http://gcd.kirkwarez.com/Entrion/Dev%20Pics/Pose/DemonMech_TexBeta.jpg
http://images.tauniverse.com/albums/userpics/10007/normal_freakip26.jpg
thos

For what use? And where?

For what use? And where?

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=57840&highlight=
and to use the pics to show something close to it
(i thought you needed to know so if someone went to war with you useing something close to what you have and the same pic...)

ohhhk.
Anyway, you want to buy anything? Possible intrest in trading plans?

ohhhk.
Anyway, you want to buy anything? Possible intrest in trading plans?

i don't trade plans any more but i well buy your plans

Meh, just make sure that you clarify that the suites are not GLA. Otherwise we have to sue you. Or we could use DS2 on you, whichever you prefer.

Meh, just make sure that you clarify that the suites are not GLA. Otherwise we have to sue you. Or we could use DS2 on you, whichever you prefer.
i don't sell anything so i have no prob. with that

bump

Nobody wants the Super Breeding Virus? Quite good if you need lots of soldiers in a hurry :P

Nobody wants the Super Breeding Virus? Quite good if you need lots of soldiers in a hurry :P
is that close to the mahor and mendo plages?

Well, I have no idea what your talking about, so send a telegram to The Rogue Wolf for more info :P

(ah, nosion, i see you'er here, so it must be good)
i would like to buy the plans and rights to Piledriver class battlecruisers, Millinium Class Strike Cruisers, Justice class destroyers, and light sword. i have 6,566,352,000,000 USD to spend

Sorry, but GLACORP does not intend to sell its plans. Feel free to buy the units though, you can always make cheap knock offs :P
But, does anybody want to try the Event Horizon armour?

and if its just the light sword then...will you sell its plans

Nope, sorry.

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Back by popular demand: THE BUMP!
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Apparently people to not enjoy The Bump...well, we'll use something differnt :P

Hello?

Nobody cares to buy?

i do, but you don't sell plans or rights

Nope, we might be interested in a trade though.

Or not :(

i am but i need time to copyright all that i don't sell

OK then.

Ummm...bump

ill take 4 cannisters of vx
160 mil
200 mil if it reaches me by august 23 2003
pay upon delivery

It will be there within 24 hours once the payment arrives and you agree to our disclaimer.

It will be there within 24 hours once the payment arrives and you agree to our disclaimer.

jayzooz is under blockade. in part due to this attempted purchase

The many wonders of burrowing transports. You dont seem to exist anymore, so I am going to guess that this is a bump.

Piledriver class battlecruisers
http://www.tadesigners.com/~savant/piledriver.jpg

Millinium Class Strike Cruisers
http://www.tadesigners.com/~savant/corftl.jpg

Justice class destroyers
http://www.tadesigners.com/~savant/stormbringer.jpg

S/A 'Avenger' Fighters
http://www.wc3campaigns.com/race/blackflexes.jpg

Lightsword:
http://members.shaw.ca/wolfy/front.jpg

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=63218&highlight=

4 plans and rights, make it good.

bump

We'll give you the Avengers and the Lightswords, but the other ships are Dontgoneartheres pride and joy(s), and would require a lot to give them away.

Ill give you both for...Dragon and/or Chocobo rights?

BUmp

I would like to buy 197500001 lightswords and GLA assualt suits, also the GLAF Honour and 5000 Avengers

197500001 Lightswords/Suits!!! I dont think I have that many, what do you say to 500,000 of each?
The lightswords are 2000 GLAcreds and the Assault Suites are 250,000 each.

The Honour is 2.3 billion GLAcreds, and we can include the crew (They are to be made citizens of your country and treated fairly if you agree) for an additional 400,000. 5000 Avengers at 1 million each, comes to 5,000,000,000. (I think...)

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Well, my source for info on the chemical weapons wasnt exactly the best (IE: The first website I came to), but if you dont like the Bio weapon descriptions, complain to the CDC.

I take it that by gram you mean canister? We only sell in canisters :P

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Okay then, 10 million GLAcreds, items will arrive within 24 hours of payment.

We'll give you the Avengers and the Lightswords, but the other ships are Dontgoneartheres pride and joy(s), and would require a lot to give them away.

Ill give you both for...Dragon and/or Chocobo rights?

do you have chocobos or dragons?

We have dragons and are going to buy some Chocobos.

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Items shipped, have fun.

We have dragons and are going to buy some Chocobos.

ok then i will sell you some. and yes i will trade

Right, the plans are on their way, is there anything else you would like to purchase?

"Super-Breeding Virus" Bio-Agent
Developer: Wolf
Status: Avalible
(1000 doses per vial)
Exponintialy increases rate of reproduction in animals. Not contagious, must be injected directly into animal. Works on humans as well.

'Microspace' storage system
Developer: GLACORP
Status: Avalible
A small transporter unit sends objects into a 'limbo' like space for storage, an armband tracks them and can select individual objects to return to normal space, this greatly increases the amount of equipment a soldier can carry, the system is battery powered with solar recharger/backup

Suitcase nukes:
Really small nukes, can destroy an area of about 10 miles


those are nice, so the plans and rights. you know what i have.

Suitcase Nukes are public domain, anybody with the materials and apropreit tech can build them.

Microspace isnt for sale, sorry :P, and the Breeding Virus, well, telegram the Armed Republic of The Rogue Wolf (I think) and ask him, its his, Im just selling it for him.

Suitcase Nukes are public domain, anybody with the materials and apropreit tech can build them.

Microspace isnt for sale, sorry :P, and the Breeding Virus, well, telegram the Armed Republic of The Rogue Wolf (I think) and ask him, its his, Im just selling it for him.

well thx :(

Sorry, but would you like to buy some of the products?

no, but if you want i'll add you to the tri-alliance

Cool, can I get some details? And I want a bumper sticker as well :)

contract
-all plans and rights/forces you buy/have will belong to the whole alliance. If you are no longer in the tri-alliance the plans and rights will stay( we can not make your forces stay :()
-if one of the alliance is in a war the whole alliance is in a war

sry no bumper sticker

Well, I would rather keep my plans, so I am afraid im going to have to decline, no hard feelings.

well you get to keep the plans of the alliance as well. if you stell dont then i need help on the contract

Still, I would rather be the only one with my plans. Im kinda paranoid :P

oh, then i need help on the contract

okay, if I can have the plans for the lightswords/suits as well, it's a deal which means that in total it comes to 131230400000. Money will come upon confirmation of order

I would really rather not sell the plans for the suits or lightswords.

Bump again.

bump bump bump

I request to know the prices of The Piledriver class battlecruisers "Exterminator" and "Subjegator"
I'll purchase
100,000 Robotic Troopers
50 Internal Security Agents
25 "Guardian" defence platforms
1,000 Assault Suits(first pic)

The reason I want the plans is so that I can bring the number I can buy from you up to the number I need to fully equip my army with them. Note that I would be willing to pay up to 3 hundred billion each for the plans and the right to sell the finished products (with 50% of the money going to you). If you are only ever willing to sell the plans then it's 1.5 hundred billion each. Oh and the money for everything else has been wired

Piledriver classess are 3,000,000,000 each, they carry four large energy cannons capable of planetary bombardment, as well as fiftey light cannon batteries for ship-ship combat, over 500 Anti-Fighter lasers, twenty assorted missile/torpedo launchers, 30 Ion Cannon batteries, and can carry up to 5000 GLA Fighters (About the size of an f-15).
We can include the crew for 500,000 extra (each ship)

100,000 Robotic Troopers: 1,000,000
50 Internal Security Agents: 250,000
25 "Guardian" defence platforms: 250,500,560
1,000 Assault Suits(first pic): 50,000,000

(Price breaks for large purchase :P)

Being a nation in the far far future we have more advanced and dangerous weapons but these ar suitably dangerous.

Which comes to a total of..... 6,301,750,560 *wires money*

Items shipped, they will arrive within 24 hours, along with a complementary car-freshener.

New item:
Sharpened Stick:
THe ultimate in personal defence.
Developer: ???
Price: $2.99

bump

NO takers for the sharp stick2000?

Its a great deal, you can get a marshmellow roasting attachment for .50 :D

Ill take a sharoened stick with the roasted marshmallow attachment but beware the POINTY ROCK Mwu ha ha ha ha ha ha

I would like to buy 5 of the prefab bases with all of the extras and the GLAF Yang, Solo, and Sean with crew. The money will be wired upon confirmation. Dontgonearthere, would you please tell me how much money you would want for the plans/rights to the lightswords/suits

Ok Christioniac, thatll be 3.46 + .50 S&H.

OC, the bases are 75,000,000, for an extra 5 million we can include all the defensive weapons, the sockets are there, and designed to be pretty much universal, but ours work better in them :P

Bases: 375,000,000
GLAF Yang: 1,000,100,000
GLAF Solo: 1,000,100,000
GLAF Sean: 1,000,100,000
Total: 3,375,000,300,000

bump
New pics and stuff, check the first page.

Behold, my amazing smilie/thing collection!

Big flag
http://www.funet.fi/pub/culture/russian/html_pages/images/soviet3.jpg

Waving flag
ALL POWER TO THE SOVIET!
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KGB badge
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OMGGERBIL
GLA Gerbil says:
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Private
Private Rambo says:
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Officer
Peoples Army General says:
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Jeep
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Tank
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Tank(facing you)
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AAgun
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helicopter
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Bomber
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Missile Launcher
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mobile bunker:
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PT boat
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APC
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MP
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Bobby:
The Brit says:
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Astrounaut
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Space fighter pilot
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Storm trooper
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Slave Driver:
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BIG battleship:
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BIG base:
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Vader
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R2D2
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General
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Castro:
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Saddam
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Stalin
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Lenin:
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Hitler:
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Hochemin
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Clinton:
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Mao:
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Neo:
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Spoon:
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Pope
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Robocop:
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Missile smilie:
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Jet:
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Borg:
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Kefka
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Terra
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Terramech
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Soldier:
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Nevermind, problem solved.

Its not the INwhatever, its a GLA piece of equipment, why dont you talk to the people using MY pics.

Nevermind, everything solved. Go back to your store, and your brand new robot mercenaries. :lol:

Hey, thanks, it looks great. :twisted:

ok 700million has been wired(that's so I get all the otpimal defensive weaponry for the bases)

Olympus Coliseum would also like 1,600,000 Goliath class tanks and 2,000 Warlord class battleships for a total of 820,000,000,000 GLAcreds

KK, items will arrive withing 24 hours of your money arriving here :)

bumppity

Double bumppity

TRIPLE bumppity

Last bump for the night.

hi

Okay, money is on the way

bumping in the morning

i say the meaning of life is to die. and the after life is a long line with a playground on the side, & for every person that go's in the playground two more come out.

ohhhhhhhhk

bumping in the evening.

What? Whats wrong with my stuff?

*idley dusts off the 'Deadly Gasess through the ages' exhibit*

*goes off to install TA core cotingency and battle tactics* :shock: So THATS what a core battleship looks like!

Major update on the way, I am currently writing descriptions and stats for all products to which it would apply.
Also, prices will go up, so get 'em while they're cheap.

Could I get 500 Triton Amphibious Tanks

* Money Wired *

Thank you for doing buisness with GLACORP, the items you ordered will be recived within 24 hours of the money arriving here.

bumpitty

Updated!

Bump, get it while its cheap, the prices will be going up (hopefully) when I get home today after school, you have eight hours.

C'mon, with all the wars going on SOMEBODY has to need something :x

Millinium Class Battleships
http://www.tadesigners.com/~savant/corftl.jpg
3,500,000,000
Specificaly designed as anti-capital ship weapons, though not as powerful as Piledrivers, they are still formidable, capable of taking and dealing great punishment. It is MUCH faster than a piledriver, thanks to four extra engines, it has near the speed and manuerverability of a fighter. Three long range energy cannons are build to deal with big ships. The main weapon is its 5000 electric cable harpoons, these are fired at extremly close range to an enemy ship, then a currenty is run through them, this fries the crew as well as most of a ships electronics, but leaves the actualy hull mostly intact.
STATS:
Length: 10 miles
Width: 2 miles
Height: .5 miles
Crew: 10,000,000
Armament:
3 L/M energy cannons
1000 Heavy laser batteries
500 AMM batteries
250 ion cannons
1500 light laser batteries
5000 Electric harpoons

Defences:
Event Horizon armour
5 GC8000 shield generators
4 backup generators

Fighters: 500 (NI)
Marines: 100,000 (NI)

i will buy 1 of these

3,500,000,000 GLACREDS, shipment when your payment arrives.
Thank you for doing buisness with GLACORP, making the world a less crowded place.

Updates are done, prices have been upped. HAve fun :)

I'd like to purchase
1 Prefab base/assorted defensive weapons
4 Prefab bunkers/GLAMG7 Heavy Machine Gun
10 Justice class destroyers
1 Spotter class Command/Sensor ship
2 Hive class carriers
1000000 S/A 'Avenger' Fighters
5000 S/A 'Shadow' Bombers
50 B.A.G mobile artillery
5000 Thud light artillery

3,500,000,000 GLACREDS, shipment when your payment arrives.
Thank you for doing buisness with GLACORP, making the world a less crowded place.

(money weird)

if i was to buy the plans and rights... how much?

1 Prefab base/assorted defensive weapons 80,000,000
4 Prefab bunkers/GLAMG7 Heavy Machine Gun 90,000
10 Justice class destroyers 10,000,000,000
1 Spotter class Command/Sensor ship 4,500,000,000
2 Hive class carriers 7,000,000,000
1000000 S/A 'Avenger' Fighters 750,000,000,000
5000 S/A 'Shadow' Bombers 5,000,000,000
50 B.A.G mobile artillery 5,000,000,000
5000 Thud light artillery 50,000,000,000

Bob, lets see...how about 350,000,000,000,000, as well as ten percent of all sales?

Contest:
Fully equiped Piledriver.
This includes a full fighter and marine compliment, as well as two, yes TWO prefab bases, full equiped as well, with 10 Prefab bunker systems, and 2000 FLASH tanks, 1000 Stumpy tanks, and 250 Goliath tanks, and 1,000,000 GLAtroopers.

Standard rules apply, the crew and soldiers are expected to be granted citizenship of your country and treated the same (or better) as everybody else. The GLA is watching.

Nobody wants a free battlecruiser?

Nobody wants a free battlecruiser?

*hums Jepordy theme song*

I posted

BOK is now the proud owner of a shiney new Piledriver class.
It will arrive within 24 hours.

hooray

1 Prefab base/assorted defensive weapons 80,000,000
4 Prefab bunkers/GLAMG7 Heavy Machine Gun 90,000
10 Justice class destroyers 10,000,000,000
1 Spotter class Command/Sensor ship 4,500,000,000
2 Hive class carriers 7,000,000,000
1000000 S/A 'Avenger' Fighters 750,000,000,000
5000 S/A 'Shadow' Bombers 5,000,000,000
50 B.A.G mobile artillery 5,000,000,000
5000 Thud light artillery 50,000,000,000

Lets see that comes to....831,580,090,000 is that right?
*strangles Brotherhood of Kane*

Oops forgot to log in as Jump-Tech

1 Prefab base/assorted defensive weapons 80,000,000
4 Prefab bunkers/GLAMG7 Heavy Machine Gun 90,000
10 Justice class destroyers 10,000,000,000
1 Spotter class Command/Sensor ship 4,500,000,000
2 Hive class carriers 7,000,000,000
1000000 S/A 'Avenger' Fighters 750,000,000,000
5000 S/A 'Shadow' Bombers 5,000,000,000
50 B.A.G mobile artillery 5,000,000,000
5000 Thud light artillery 50,000,000,000

Lets see that comes to....831,580,090,000 is that right?
*strangles Brotherhood of Kane*

I have bought much more then that from him

Mr. Ti-30X IIB says:
831,580,090,000
So, yes.
In any case, to win the Pdriver you would have had to buy something else. NOt much, maybe just a GLAtrooper.

I have a ti-86

I have a calculator that can play Mario.
And I have a supercomputer the size of a small dog that follows me around wearing a fez and vest, it also carries a cup and a Desert Eagle .50, it threatens the passerby to give it money or else.

Isnt the future amazing?

I have a calculator that can play Mario.
And I have a supercomputer the size of a small dog that follows me around wearing a fez and vest, it also carries a cup and a Desert Eagle .50, it threatens the passerby to give it money or else.

Isnt the future amazing?

hahahaha

Mr. Ti-30X IIB says:
831,580,090,000
So, yes.
In any case, to win the Pdriver you would have had to buy something else. NOt much, maybe just a GLAtrooper.

*wires money*

note: I'm to lazy to log back in as Jump-Tech

lazines is great

Indeed.

In any case, your order will arrive in 24 hours.

what am I supposed to dwo with a 25 mile long ship

Well, its fully crewed and supplied. So....go invade somebody :twisted:

fully crewd?
that is good

Bob, lets see...how about 350,000,000,000,000, as well as ten percent of all sales?

rights to pradoes, not sell.

and i will pay in... well... 30 payments of 1,166,666,666,666.

How about 5,000,000,000,000 and %50 of the sales? Maybe we can change it later on.

How about 5,000,000,000,000 and %50 of the sales? Maybe we can change it later on.

ok, but i'm not selling them

Oh, I feel dumb now.

Lets see,
350,000,000,000,000 in payments of 1,166,666,666,666.
Sounds good.

Oh, I feel dumb now.

Lets see,
350,000,000,000,000 in payments of 1,166,666,666,666.
Sounds good.

ok then... thx

Your welcome, the plans should arrive at your residence in a few days.

Nobody else? C'mon? Whats wrong with my stuff?

ok when that is done:
300 GLA Assault Suit: Desert
http://gcd.kirkwarez.com/Entrion/Final%20Renders/MechRender.jpg

300,000,000 GLACREDS, shipment on wireing. Last post for a while.

heres a pic for you



http://www.gamesofglory.com/images/FinalFantasyXReview/Chocobo'sAttack.jpg

I need the following. Telegram me the price.

2 squadrons of JSFs
4 Upholder Class Submarines
4 Typhoon Class Submarines
4 Kilo Class Submarines
2 Jefferson Class Aircraft Carriers
4 Thompson Class Destroyers
2 Wisconsin Class Battleships

Please, read the storefront before you post :roll:

In any case, that stuff is modern tech. GLACORP doesnt carry modern weapons. Just some various nasty virii and passive defences.

Could somebody PLEASE tell me whats wrong with my stuff? Is it under/overpriced? Too good? Too bad?

Could somebody PLEASE tell me whats wrong with my stuff? Is it under/overpriced? Too good? Too bad?


overpriced

Allright then. Thats from one of my *reaches for customer list* two active customers. Golly gee I feel good now.

Allright then. Thats from one of my *reaches for customer list* two active customers. Golly gee I feel good now. :lol: :lol: :lol: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

but it is :evil:

I need the following. Telegram me the price.

2 squadrons of JSFs
4 Upholder Class Submarines
4 Typhoon Class Submarines
4 Kilo Class Submarines
2 Jefferson Class Aircraft Carriers
4 Thompson Class Destroyers
2 Wisconsin Class Battleships

Thats great, but I dont have them.

*twiddles thumbs*

*continues to twiddle*

New offer avalible to GA members.

We shall purchas 50 Lightswords. A convoy with payment shall be dispatched.

Marine Boarding Pods
50,000
http://www.tadesigners.com/~savant/repulse.jpg
Carry marines to enemy capital ships, attach, and cut through the hull. The marines procede to kill/stun everybody on board, you claim the ship, takes it back home, refits and adds it to the fleet.
STATS:
Length: 20 feet
Width: 15 feet
Heigth: 10 feet
Crew: Pilot, hull cutter crew, 8 marines

Armament: Hull cutting ring

Defences:
1 GLF shield generator
10 inches of quadtanium

add the p and pr to my things to buy

EN, thatll be 1,000,000 GLAcreds. Your equipment will be loaded once your ships arrive.

Bob...im not sure what your talking about...if you want me to customize the storefront for you...then no...I have a 56k and it takes about ten minutes for page 1 to load.

Bob...im not sure what your talking about...if you want me to customize the storefront for you...then no...I have a 56k and it takes about ten minutes for page 1 to load.

no, no, no... my list of things to buy:

300 GLA Assault Suit: Desert
http://gcd.kirkwarez.com/Entrion/Final%20Renders/MechRender.jpg

p and pr to the Marine Boarding Pods
http://www.tadesigners.com/~savant/repulse.jpg
Carry marines to enemy capital ships, attach, and cut through the hull. The marines procede to kill/stun everybody on board, you claim the ship, takes it back home, refits and adds it to the fleet.
STATS:
Length: 20 feet
Width: 15 feet
Heigth: 10 feet
Crew: Pilot, hull cutter crew, 8 marines

Armament: Hull cutting ring

Defences:
1 GLF shield generator
10 inches of quadtanium


thats it and i'll update it when needed

Oh, I like you. Let's see, we will take...

50 Prefab Bunkers, 2 Prefab Bases, 10 Hive Class Carriers, and 200 Flash Light Tanks please

THe assault suites will be shipped as soon as you wire the money, and how many pods do you want?

THe assault suites will be shipped as soon as you wire the money, and how many pods do you want?

the assault suites $ will be wired when the p and pr on the big ship is payed off, and i want p and pr on pods.

Sholana:

25,105,900,000

Items will arrive within 24 hours of your money arriving here.
(Congrats, your the first person to blow 1/4 of their national budget here :lol:)

Hmmm...Ill give you plans for the pods, but not the prod rights.
Say, 5,000,000,000 GLACREDS.

Hmm, we have a problem. Not being a space aged nation, we do not use your currency. Would gold, silver, or titanium ingots be an acceptable method of payment?

Ouch, we really overspent ^_^0 Well, we havn't bought anything since we were created and have a currently tiny military, so oh well ^_^ money wired.

I wonder what I can buy with that dicount :shock:

Hmm, we have a problem. Not being a space aged nation, we do not use your currency. Would gold, silver, or titanium ingots be an acceptable method of payment?

Well, whats your exchange rate against USD? Because a GLACRED is 2 dollars, so if you can get dollars that will work.

bump

Hmm, good point. I suppose money wired then, given that our defence budget is stated in USD...

thank you for robbing total annihilation from its goodness

I'd like to make use of my GA discount, 300 Millinium class please.

Jimathon:
600,000,000,000 GLACREDS, Jim.

YOu dont want your cruisers?

YOu dont want your cruisers?

Would anybody be interested in Ramships?

you messed up the front page. the imgaes aren't working

Yes they are :D

why did you mess it up anyways

I keep this backed up in a Readme format, I forgot to turn off word wrap.

oh.

ok.
so how much is a piledriver ship again

Its on the first page :P

so it is 45 trillion dollars. I guesss no one will buy them. But I got a free one

Last I checked it was more than that :o

I am in the galactic alliance.

i get 45 trillion off.

M'kay.

Bump again

*machine guns all the people who look but dont buy*

*Is glad he buys*

Damn straight.

Must....not.....let....topic....drop....to...page...three....

GLACORP has now posted guards at the entrace to the store, they have instructions to shoot anybody who tries to leave without buying anything.

bump again.

GLACORP has now posted guards at the entrace to the store, they have instructions to shoot anybody who tries to leave without buying anything.

300 GLA Assault Suit: Desert
http://gcd.kirkwarez.com/Entrion/Final%20Renders/MechRender.jpg

300,000,000 GLACREDS wired

OOC: why did i come in :roll:

Items shipped.

OOC: Because, you wanted to buy stuff :P

Items shipped.

OOC: Because, you wanted to buy stuff :P

OOC: no i wanted to see what you said :wink:

OOC: I think its because you like my pics :roll:

OOC: I think its because you like my pics :roll:

OOC: well they are 8)

OOC: Most of them are from Planet Annihilation, its got the best collection of pics EVAR.

*bumps*

BUMP

pmub

mpub

Jimathon:
600,000,000,000 GLACREDS, Jim.

*money wired*

sorry for the delay

s'alright, the items will arrive within 24 hours.

alright i have a FREAKIN BIG ORDER, so I dont expect it earlier than 10 years but if you can get it in earlier that would be great.

*ahem* since i cant remember everything than i will put it this way,

1,000 of everything

Thanks, I look forward to more business with you, here have a Sheba class Ship (Flying Ducks) has a show of good will between our nations.